40k-lore-chat

[winged jacinth]

Oh you decapitated me oh no

[opaque coyote]

The scariest part is when he finally decides to use that

Cause it's usually when you seriously pissed him the fuck off

[winged jacinth]

I was reading some novel a while back where the main character saw himself decapitated in a prophecy and was really worked up until he remembered hes a lich and that isnt a real problem for him

[arctic talon]

lol

[opaque coyote]

Yeah Bullseye is absolutely deranged.

He doesn't even have any powers. He literally is just so good at aiming that he literally killed someone by spitting out an orange seed out of a straw

[winged jacinth]

"Wait that's not the important part of me anymore"

[opaque coyote]

https://youtu.be/vzXMFiCIrHo?si=KDggLER884Jk-kBk

He also frequently fucks with the Punisher

Like a lot

He also legitimately just decided to do this shit for fun

He is the definition of "Love of the game"

[jade holly]

Marvel Rivals I beg of ye bring me Doctor Voodoo as a strategist

[opaque coyote]

And I really want him to be in Marvel Rivals

Purely because he would totally fit

And he'd be the best asshole

[jade holly]

We got a reference to him in a skin

[winged jacinth]

DC needs to make a movie about dogwelder the superhero that welds dogs to people

[opaque coyote]

Not enough

Need to actually play as his ass

[jade holly]

In the Old Man Hawkeye skin he has an MvP where he slashes a card thrown at him

[opaque coyote]

Also you can literally just be on his hit list by uh

Walking

In his sight

A lot of civilians literally just randomly died

Because he just decided

"Yeah I'm bored. I'm gonna kill him."

[jade holly]

Also we got our first look at Dormammu a while back

in the Dr Strange skin

[opaque coyote]

Basically best description of Bullseye is if

The Joker and Deadshot fused together

[sacred ginkgo]

My brainworm is screaming so hard at this

[jade holly]

In a good way or…

[sacred ginkgo]

Define good way

[jade holly]

You don’t think it’s AI

[sacred ginkgo]

Oh no I just have a brainworm from PM games

[jade holly]

Fun fact in Rivals lore

Danny Rand is fucking dead

AKA the most iconic Iron Fist

But also fun fact: that means he can be brought back as Ghost Fist

[last meadow]

holy fuck

there are some players who the block button is not enough for

i need em dead

god damn

[storm jungle]

when its not enough remember that barrels exist

[last meadow]

whup wrong chat

[storm jungle]

damn 😔

[outer wave]

Agreed with Dilara

Just shoot them off the map

[storm jungle]

^

legit do that and leave

its the best feeling in the world

lmao

[outer wave]

As much as being petty is really fun and satisfying, better to just leave 'em if they're being annoying

[jade holly]

Everytime I see a Psyker as a Zealot

[last meadow]

wasnt a ledge map tho i fear smh

[storm jungle]

damn it 😔

[storm jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1272804331497979935/1450700850132418651/Kill_All_Smykers.gif

[spare osprey]

Ain't there a new pandemic of perma-virgins posting the team's damage numbers in chat?

[wind hornet]

I haven't seen it

But I'm always top damage

[jade holly]

The Emperor demands a feast

And I shall provide

[vagrant fox]

Kind of a -2 move

[storm jungle]

guy is a total chud in the server so that checks out

[storm jungle]

thats been a thing for awhile

minmaxers will always be twats

[spare osprey]

The Burgles smell better than those chumps.

[vagrant fox]

I've only had the chance to insult that kind of person once

[wind hornet]

Honestly I barely ever see anyone talk in any of my games

[vagrant fox]

If someone feels the need to brag on damnation difficulty they're a genuine moron

That's been the experience with numbers posters so far

[vagrant fox]

I thought you kept this server clean smh

Actually nvm considering some of the users

The Old Peace in Warframe was like ½ a story, another Warframe set of story missions of all time

[daring creek]

Based ainz

[lament shoal]

Uncalled for 😭

[storm jungle]

👎

[daring creek]

No. Valid.

[lament shoal]

Dude’s helping you out by stunning the enemies and you do that

Insane

[daring creek]

If I wanted to hit enemies standing completely still

I would be in meat grinder

[storm jungle]

the people that hate Smite are legit some real toxic mfers

dont get me started lmao

[daring creek]

Dilara smite defender? 🥀

[storm jungle]

People can play the game how they want

lol

you are a real dipshit if you are bothered by something this trivial

[tough haven]

Burgles Rot

[daring creek]

B-but it effects how I want to play the game :(

Its a pause button...

[lament shoal]

I honestly can’t imagine why. My buddy runs it for his psyker and we both love it. Everytime he pulls it out its like a trigger for us and we both go “UNLIMITED POWERRRRRR!”

[storm jungle]

My favorite response

So question, does Smite electrocute every enemy in the game?

or just like 10-15 infront of you amidst fucking hundreds

[crystal forum]

do you just have that on you at all times

[vagrant fox]

Smite makes it boring but just deal with it and move on or go somewhere else for a bit 4head

[storm jungle]

^

[tough haven]

No it’s not my photo

I stole it

[lament shoal]

Missus why are you complaining about your teammates making killing enemies for you easier

[crystal forum]

reported

[lament shoal]

That shit is a godsend for me whenever I’m getting overrun

[storm jungle]

because a game isnt a game without people getting an call of duty adrenaline high

[daring creek]

Because I like difficulty!

[vagrant fox]

Slopvoc player 🫵

[daring creek]

If a zealot had infinite stun grenades and used it at every opportunity I would still be annoyed!

[crystal forum]

why is the little red droid from andor so cute even though he sounds like a regular dude

[lament shoal]

I like difficulty too but difficulty on its own is no fun

[daring creek]

Trve

[storm jungle]

HMMMM

[vagrant fox]

That shit what scum got

Don't see it used often though

[spare osprey]

If I ever queue up with Missus, Imma be a Gunlugger.
:]

[lament shoal]

I’ll be there with you bringing a chainsword into havoc

[spare osprey]

[daring creek]

Yes but the thing is those mfs do it at almost every opportunity like even on groaner hordes bruh 😭

[lament shoal]

WARP LIGHTING IS COOL

I WOULD TOO

[daring creek]

One is infinite and one more sparingly used

[storm jungle]

Annoying ass player spotted 🫵

[daring creek]

I cant type lmao

[spare osprey]

Actually wanting people to play less because you want your tits twisted.

[lament shoal]

I run lightning staff for my psyker

[spare osprey]

Imma fuckin' stab you.

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-dog-silly-dog-propeller-hat-propeller-hat-dog-gif-4764495627579170054

[storm jungle]

STOP

COMPLAINING

ABOUT

YOUR AIMING

🗣️

[daring creek]

Running ahead doesn't make me annoying!

[daring creek]

Keeps complaining anyway

[hollow lantern]

Smite makes killing slower ime

[storm jungle]

it doesnt

just kill them

this isnt a fucking world dilemma

[lament shoal]

Literally lol

[hollow lantern]

I mean it does

[storm jungle]

shoot

and

scoot

[storm jungle]

https://youtu.be/kPiBmybsMxI?t=40

[hollow lantern]

They stay spaced out and I'm losing damage if I can't dodge attacks

[lament shoal]

If anything it makes it faster because you can focus more on killing the target instead of dodging and weaving their attacks beforehand

[hollow lantern]

I've had games genuinely speed up once a smyker dies or rage quits

[storm jungle]

how tf can you "lose damage"

[spare osprey]

This is the epitome of ungrateful.

[storm jungle]

^

[spare osprey]

Fuckin'--

[hollow lantern]

The numerous buffs in this game that work off dodging attacks

[spare osprey]

Use sword.

[storm jungle]

have you considered just swinging your melee

[hollow lantern]

Yes

[spare osprey]

Go to Zealot chat.

Away.

Shoo.

[storm jungle]

Zealot users are another dilemma

joins game

[hollow lantern]

I get like 40 percent crit chance and 20 percent damage when I dodge attacks tho

[storm jungle]

gets downed once

ragequits

amazing, thanks

[hollow lantern]

That's like

A majority of the playerbase ngl

[storm jungle]

Yeah but i hate zealots more

so

[lament shoal]

I ended up making it out of this alive but if I had a psyker using smite with me I would’ve given them head no joke

Love me smite

[spare osprey]

Buh-buh-buh--
Muh crit numbers--
Shut it.
Have a Lasgun. Like me.
Simple life.

[hollow lantern]

Are you on controller?

[lament shoal]

Yea

[hollow lantern]

Looks like it.

[storm jungle]

Elitist

Sweater

Minmaxer

these are the scum of our society

https://klipy.com/gifs/kittler-cat-meme--k01KQ63PQ8XAVWKRXPR11HTPASR

[spare osprey]

That is the most snide fucking thing I've heard in this channel.

[hollow lantern]

Where'd you get this gif of me

[storm jungle]

BRUH

https://klipy.com/gifs/orange-cat-gets-flung-and-explodes-funny--k01KQ63QESDXDV2DX6K24PM1FPZ

[lament shoal]

Enemies are dead at the end of the day and I’m still standing, that’s all that matters

[opaque junco]

black templar fan cat??? wtf

[vagrant fox]

Just click their heads while they're stunned you don't lose that much time

[hollow lantern]

I mean my end all be all at the end of the day is that it just isn't fun

Effeciency regardless

You just kinda stop interacting with a combat flow

[storm jungle]

AW HELL NAH

[vagrant fox]

I don't think it's overly engaging either but I don't think it's that big of a deal

[storm jungle]

the problem with this statement is people act like every single enemy on a map is stopped by a smite psyker when its just like a single group

[spare osprey]

Maaan.
Imma play expeditions difficulty 2 when I get home.
Gonna be chillin' an' shit.

[daring creek]

Stuff like Inexorable Judgement relies heavily on enemies attacking you

[storm jungle]

the problem with this statement is people act like every single enemy on a map is stopped by a smite psyker when its just like a single group

[hollow lantern]

I just ignore the smyker and run ahead of them, whatever happens happens lol

[storm jungle]

🗣️

[hollow lantern]

It is a lot of shit tho

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/sleeping-sleeping-cat-cat-cat-praying-sleeping-cat-pray-gif-16211552716272303265

[daring creek]

So the solution is running ahead right

[storm jungle]

Big Yahu

smite these two

[storm jungle]

"running ahead"

[daring creek]

bruh

[storm jungle]

ITS AN ENTIRE ROOM

THIS GAME ISNT JUST CORRIDORS BRUH

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/net-epstein-gif-7773007491111019523

[daring creek]

They get basically a whole room

:p

[storm jungle]

they dont 😛

God

im gonna fucking crush this guy's skull

[vagrant fox]

As you should be playing as a zealot anyways, never slow down

[hollow lantern]

Dilara trying to treat me like a Palestinian child rn

[storm jungle]

Not you

Missus tho?

[daring creek]

They stun the fun enemies like crusher

:(

and bulwarks, and my playstyle makes killing them very fun

:(

[hollow lantern]

I don't like playing with tauntgryn either fwiw

[storm jungle]

this is me @daring creek

absolute yapper

[vagrant fox]

-2 statement

[storm jungle]

Missus just cannot stop self owning

[spare osprey]

"FUN ENEMIES LIKE CRUSHER."
-# This is ragebait. Disengaging.

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/warframe-arthur-arthur-nightingale-warframe-1999-1999-gif-4632106320046100632

[daring creek]

The truth is they basically dominate everything in their view. not everything in the map but anything near them. Which is why I stay far from them

[storm jungle]

Yeah which is always a handful of enemies

yall are genuinely overexaggerating

[daring creek]

Smite killed my grandma alright

[vagrant fox]

The amount of times I've dodged out of the way from a crusher overhead swing and it gently slaps the ground near me but I still take damage
Crushers deserve everything they get

[daring creek]

:/

[storm jungle]

Deffo

[lament shoal]

You don’t need to crit or deal extra damage if they’re stunned lol. That’s only important if the enemy is actively attacking you and you need them dead asap before you go down

[daring creek]

do better....

Or get better fs servers(you wont)

[storm jungle]

I miss when people just played gaymes instead of focusing on nothing but sticking their cock into stats

[rancid cove]

Such a brutal fucking scene

[daring creek]

I dont even have scoreboard bruh

:(

[storm jungle]

Worst to watch too

lmao

[rancid cove]

It's an dnd based game, stats are everything

[vagrant fox]

Sometimes yes but sometimes no

[storm jungle]

Stats mean literally anything with numbers

"MUH CRITS"

"MUH HIT POINTS"

"MUH STAGGER"

SHUT UP

lmao

fuck me im sick of it

[hollow lantern]

I think that was always

[daring creek]

I mentioned literally nothing about those besides inexorable judgement

[storm jungle]

games like L4D have also been ruined my this

[daring creek]

And the only stat I actually care about on IJ is attack speed

[storm jungle]

nowadays you pick up an M4

and some chud is like

"erm AK has 2 digit better stats"

(this is real btw)

[daring creek]

I NEED to play optimally dilara you dont understand

[vagrant fox]

Lets blame esports

[hollow lantern]

i simply don't think one person should have the ability to turn off the ai ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Cause it makes the game directly less fun

[daring creek]

I have 2 17% toughness curious and one 16% toughness curio

[storm jungle]

turning off AI
Me when smite psyker has an enemy come from their back and bonk them with a metal stick

[spare osprey]

The Destiny players have infested Darktide.
It's the end of days...

[hollow lantern]

God that shits hilarious

[rancid cove]

Optimal build only players deserve to die

[storm jungle]

happens with every ult

so again proving my point

it does not "turn off enemies" lol

[daring creek]

I lose sleep over not having a third 17% for my melee psyker..... 1% off being fully optimal...unacceptable...

[hollow lantern]

I mean

[storm jungle]

no

[hollow lantern]

It actively does turn off a massive portion of enemies on screen

[daring creek]

They just need to be more aware then

[lament shoal]

What the poxburster sees right before blowing up in my face:

[storm jungle]

the problem with this statement is people act like every single enemy on a map is stopped by a smite psyker when its just like a single group

[daring creek]

lmao

[crystal forum]

darktide discussion for more than an hour is a new annual record in lore chat

[hollow lantern]

Its way more than a single group

[storm jungle]

thats literally impossible

especially with the amount of enemies that are on a screen at any point

[daring creek]

I did infinite smite for a penance once and basically turned off the game

[rancid cove]

40k fans fighting over some exercpt from a 10 week old Black Library book aboutif its fucking canon or not (female custodes)

[daring creek]

lmfao

[hollow lantern]

Idk Dilara, you got smite turning off entire directions in havoc

[vagrant fox]

Thems nostalgic sounds

[crystal forum]

the answer is if it's mentioned in a rulebook

[hollow lantern]

That's way more than a single group

[storm jungle]

I mean thats your problem for already playing havoc imo

slop gamemode made for minmaxers

[hollow lantern]

Kinda, I've also just been playing tide games for a very long time

[daring creek]

don't you dare call my buggy dogshit CBT gamemode slop...

[storm jungle]

ive been playing since VT1

so

[hollow lantern]

I can go get my purple heart if you want to see it

[copper island]

yes because this will fix isolated households and broken families caused by years of authoritative social cohesion

peak

[daring creek]

oh hi abby

[crystal forum]

darktide players mentioning that they played VT2 for the 100000th time

[copper island]

hello missus

[spare osprey]

I jus' wanted some funné black armor.
Then I remember I got a life to live.

[storm jungle]

Abby you DID NOT ping a fucking message from the 23rd

[sacred ginkgo]

That was 4 days ago the person is already banned

[lament shoal]

I wanna play havoc but literally only because I wanna get that moebian 53rd drip for my ogryn

[hollow lantern]

Aye, same

[lament shoal]

No one’s ever on the mode tho

[copper island]

poop butt

[daring creek]

someone get abnett out of the writers office PLEASE

[storm jungle]

Banned

[storm jungle]

Banned

[storm jungle]

Banned

[copper island]

[storm jungle]

@daring creek

[spare osprey]

Smoke signal-ass interweb...

[vagrant fox]

Everyone played vt1 and glitched out of bounds to complete maps

[daring creek]

WAAAA WAAAAAAA WAAAAAA DOES THAT MAKE YOU UPSET WAAAAAAAA

[copper island]

im on the private intranet

[crystal forum]

i never played any tide games before darktide because i dont give a shit about fantasy

[lament shoal]

WINGE WINGE WINGE

[hollow lantern]

You missed out

The rats are funny

[copper island]

what did he do besides be stupid

[storm jungle]

Jau has missed out on everything

[lament shoal]

One of my fav morrow lines lol

[crystal forum]

reread what i posted

[storm jungle]

his furry alarm would go crazy seeing skaven

[vagrant fox]

You're going down in the power rankings for that statement

[copper island]

is that the guy who glazes generative AI and sees it as a constant net positive on society

[crystal forum]

"you missed out on something you dont care about" legit

[sacred ginkgo]

Unironic misogyny

[copper island]

of course this is what all AI prompters are like

[spare osprey]

-# Oh no.

[copper island]

[storm jungle]

dude

[copper island]

https://unu.edu/inweh/news/world-enters-era-of-global-water-bankruptcy

thank you AI!

[storm jungle]

that guy was CRAZY

let me post his ban log

[copper island]

this is so good for us!

[languid meadow]

I keep missing the funny stuff

Fucj

[hollow lantern]

I recently met someone who wore hazbin hotel shirts(plural, they had one for everyday of the week) to work and I treated them like a cognitohazard

[storm jungle]

actually fucking insane

[daring creek]

Okay so it was the same fucking person

[copper island]

this guy should be scalped

[storm jungle]

I maen i joke, i dont care if people watch that tbh

[hollow lantern]

In my defense I'd treat someone wearing Rick and Morty merch like that the same way

[languid meadow]

Bro is posting Quun propaganda in the 2nd one

[copper island]

wow my warhammer server attracts misogynists........... who knew

[vagrant fox]

I could learn much from this person

[daring creek]

The last part with females pissed me the FUCK off.

Do you know how many fucking layers of culture war you need to be caked in, to UNIRONICALLY say that????????

[storm jungle]

Watch out!!!!

[crystal forum]

is he unironically advocating for the marxist idea of kids being raised by the state

[storm jungle]

yes lmao

that guy was INSANE

[crystal forum]

wild political compass

[storm jungle]

also related

[copper island]

LOL 😭

[storm jungle]

🫵

you are next

[daring creek]

the political alignment chart

[vagrant fox]

Isn't that Warhammer logo covering up a Fallout New Vegas text

[storm jungle]

prob

[opaque junco]

vivziepop if making borderline misogynistic writing choices in her shows was a game

[storm jungle]

Does she?

i was too busy watching the twinks

[crystal forum]

MENENDEZ

[storm jungle]

WOODS DONT DO IT

[copper island]

texan-argentinian-pole birthed from pure hitlerian genetics from the national socialist reichministry of science in exile BE LIKE:
"hey guys i like warhammer, also do any of you play helldivers 2"

[daring creek]

every female character is called a bitch iirc? I heard something like that

[crystal forum]

i love getting the sword in that mission and chopping people's head off

[storm jungle]

Helldivers 2 lierally actively makes fun of trump btw

and people still dont get it

[crystal forum]

my sister walked in on me chopping people's heads off in BO2 and she thought i was a psychopath

[storm jungle]

First time heraing it

[vagrant fox]

Nerd culture is atrocious
As the local mufti my fatwa is that people should act normal

[arctic talon]

lol

[copper island]

hd2 is anti capitalist/anti imperialist in general

[storm jungle]

also do people not know as a girl i call like half my friends "bitch" in casual talk 😭

[opaque junco]

Yep and it's kinda everywhere if you pay attention, it mostly sticks out in helluva boss

[daring creek]

You need to binge more hazbin hotel (I couldn't get through episode 1 of season 2 without passing away)

[crystal forum]

i call all my friends the f slur

[spare osprey]

If an egregious focus on the idiot gay couples rather than the 35% female cast is misogynistic, then...
Uh...
Yeah, I just liked the drunky cat.

[storm jungle]

I cannot comment on this but

[daring creek]

The dialogue in that show is insufferable

[storm jungle]

okay so this is one thing that gets me

[crystal forum]

it's a gay thing

[daring creek]

here we go..

[storm jungle]

"they curse too much"

Bro you pray you dont see how i talk with my friends 💀

I call my best friend a "motherfucker" like every 2m 🥀

[vagrant fox]

What did they do to the operator in Warframe my guy looks like a gay Dubai prince that goes and kills someone in a foreign country and gets away with it because of diplomatic immunity now

[daring creek]

With you its funny.

[storm jungle]

You are just a chud missus.... and banned

[lament shoal]

It’s genuinely written like a middle schooler’s fanfic. The fact that vivzie came up with the show when she was in high school explains a lot

[storm jungle]

GET EM OUTTA HERE

[daring creek]

In hazbin I don't know it just does not click with me at all.

[crystal forum]

people love shitting on viziepop for pretty lame reasons

[storm jungle]

we are above that stuff

we like warhammer

[spare osprey]

"You swear like a Vivzie character" is the young'un's new Swearing like a sailor.

[storm jungle]

a game british people came up with in uh

ok nvm

[daring creek]

Like dilara, you're hilariously mean. and that makes you funny

[hollow lantern]

I once heard hazbins described as what preteens think adult media is and I'm ngl that felt apt

[arctic talon]

They redid all the faces so you wana change up your face

[storm jungle]

I mean yeah because im evil

[daring creek]

in hazbin hotrel its like. sprinkled in every last sentence

and like

[storm jungle]

again

[copper island]

https://tenor.com/view/franco-gif-26166992

[storm jungle]

no comment

[languid meadow]

https://www.vxinstagram.com/reel/DXlqNkmDZOm/

[storm jungle]

"Lucan, WHY ARE YOU POSTING TIKTOKS"

[daring creek]

You NEED to have an opinion on things you don't care about or watch

[copper island]

thragg if he was an armenian named Turakk

[daring creek]

OR ELSE

[storm jungle]

you mean turkish

🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷

[spare osprey]

My whole hospital would esplode a Vivzie hater.
We just fucking hate all a' y'all.

[storm jungle]

İnşallah Thragg Abi will kill all of you

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/ursinho-gif-27524729

[opaque junco]

the hospital that explodes haters

[copper island]

"the things the viltrumites did to the humans was fake, and if it was real, they probably deserved"

[storm jungle]

🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷

[crystal forum]

i learned the other day that islam loves cats and i have a newfound respect for the religion

[vagrant fox]

https://tenor.com/view/turkish-nationalism-flag-gif-22803072

[daring creek]

dilara is destroyed instantly

[storm jungle]

Islam loves cats

[crystal forum]

aw

[storm jungle]

GOTTEM

[daring creek]

Islam doesnt like dogs right

[crystal forum]

can we just remove all the bad parts of religion

[storm jungle]

nah we got tons of dogs too

[crystal forum]

thx

[storm jungle]

cats are just more because they breed constantly

[lament shoal]

Istanbul mentioned 🗣️

[copper island]

yall know whats really funny

[daring creek]

You don't have religion then

[storm jungle]

Islambul.....

[copper island]

WRONG

[storm jungle]

AW HELL NO

[copper island]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberation_theology

read up my child

[spare osprey]

We're not entirely divorced from our peers in South America.
The doctors can stand on buisness.
AKA nobody says shit when someone fights back.

[vagrant fox]

My mental stereotype is that Islam loves cats goats and camels and tolerates other animals except pigs

[storm jungle]

Pigs are a huge dela yeah

[crystal forum]

cats are considered clean creatures in islam and water touched by them isnt considered impure

[storm jungle]

i once joked about eating bacon

[crystal forum]

which i think is cute

[storm jungle]

my grandma almost passed out

LMAO

[crystal forum]

who doesnt love cats

[vagrant fox]

Lmbo

[crystal forum]

i have one on me rn

[hollow lantern]

You're practicing?

[storm jungle]

to be Keivn Bacon yes

[storm jungle]

Raspujesus.....

[storm jungle]

Not reading allah?

[daring creek]

im not muslim!!!!!!!

[storm jungle]

INFIDEL

[vagrant fox]

We had some Muslim kids in school who almost vomited when eating something that had bacon in it

[spare osprey]

Anything to not read.

[crystal forum]

another thing is people in arabic are so polite while also being raw as fuck

it's so funny

[copper island]

TEEl-EL-DEE-AR, offset of christian theology that breaks away from co-opted institutions and advocates excruingly for LIBERATION of the oppressed peoples of the world

basically christianity for friggin commie pinkos yo

[spare osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/kirbo-drooling-kirby-gif-18627683

[hollow lantern]

Isn't that just Christianity if it's not been Americanized

[arctic talon]

Quran audio book

[vagrant fox]

I miss my homie Mehran he was like the average white dude obsessed with fishing

[crystal forum]

in chinese 2x speed

[copper island]

exhibit A: the catholic church during the late middle ages

[opaque junco]

nice

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-louis-bag-milk-bag-milk-in-bag-gif-19600202

[copper island]

early christanity wasnt ever supposed to be an institutional, state-led body, ever since it's roots in the holy land

but then the Emperor Constantine came.............

[crystal forum]

he came

[vagrant fox]

Constanchud

False Rome will be destroyed

The HRE will rise again

[opaque junco]

he came

[hollow lantern]

Time to make the mistake of playing DT again

[crystal forum]

play another game

[arctic talon]

Why is there a durex ad in my Chinese league of legends pro play

[crystal forum]

tf is durex

is that a medicine

[arctic talon]

It’s a condom

[hollow lantern]

Iirc a lot of early and European Christianity in general is "Christianity for commies" when compared to American evangelicanism but I'm also not super into religion

[vagrant fox]

Why are you getting so many Durex ads recently

[crystal forum]

well are you wearing one wolf

[copper island]

condom brand

[lament shoal]

Condom brand

[crystal forum]

a condom

[lament shoal]

COCK

[arctic talon]

This is everyone on the stream so not just me

[hollow lantern]

Not like they're gonna need it

[copper island]

yes, early christanity was very egalitarian and cool and awesome

[opaque junco]

So you don't have children that play League of Legends

[crystal forum]

idk i never wear condoms unlike you pussies

[copper island]

at least, for it's time when it existed within rome's ultramilitarist and patriarchal structure

[vagrant fox]

I'm on to you or China/Taiwan

[crystal forum]

why are you watching it in chinese anyways wolf

does this mean wolf is chinese???

[vagrant fox]

It was for a good while and with stewardship or nature and all such iirc

[arctic talon]

There’s no English broadcast for LPL games. Also I can understand Chinese

lol

[opaque junco]

when you go to #40k-lore-chat but it's chinese

[vagrant fox]

It's a very Chinese time in lore chats life

[opaque junco]

https://tenor.com/view/papist-dalton-chinese-heaven-white-man-chinese-heaven-didnt-expect-it-to-be-chinese-no-its-fine-gif-4418050449031898516

[spare osprey]

Dumb-dumb question.
Are there any actual French stand-ins/inspired factions in the Imperium?

-# Minus the Kriegers and their French outfits.

[arctic talon]

There’s this one regiment from only war

But I forgor their name

[hollow lantern]

French of what era

[crystal forum]

no you're actually a chinese spy from the Zhanggong district

im into you

[hollow lantern]

The Elysians are pretty friggin cold war French imo

[arctic talon]

I’d rather not be a mainlander

[copper island]

liberation theology is essentially a byproduct of latin american conditions during the pink wave, as well as the persecution of liberals, communists, and ethnic detractors during operation condor

[arctic talon]

Smh my head

[copper island]

but unlike early christanity, where liberation theology diverges is it's analysis on social cohesion and orthopraxis

[crystal forum]

taiwanese people will say mainland as if it's not like half the asian continent

[copper island]

goog goog goog goog poop

[copper island]

i agree glory to generalissimo cash-my-cheque

🫡

[vagrant fox]

Do I misremember or are Scintillian Fusiliers somewhat French

[crystal forum]

well that's a french sounding name

[arctic talon]

Uniform yeah

[arctic talon]

I am a regionalist smh

I approve of Regionalism/j

[crystal forum]

idk what that means but i assume it's meaningful

[arctic talon]

China was never meant to be unified

Thousands of years

Smh

[crystal forum]

isn't it like 95% monoculture

[arctic talon]

And this is what they wana call “china”

[arctic talon]

Not really

Unless you consider a country like the US monoculture then yes

China is monoculture

[crystal forum]

china is really due it's 63rd civil war

[lament shoal]

The vostroyans are the ones who like to modify their lasguns to shoot the entire charge pack at once for a single high powered shot right?

[arctic talon]

There is def a dominant ethnic group tho lol

Which is the Han Chinese

Unsurprisingly

[crystal forum]

no that's krieg

[lament shoal]

Ah gotcha, ty

[crystal forum]

vorstroyans have antique super lasguns

[arctic talon]

Considering the second biggest ethnic group fucking genocided themselves culturally (why did the Manchus do this)

[vagrant fox]

You wouldn't get it

[lament shoal]

Are there any books about the vostroyans

[copper island]

"general chiang! the JAPANESE are at the gates, can you please stop ransoming families in Shaanxi and selling opium, and set aside ur fruitless military adventures and fight with us??"
"hmm............ let me think about this........................... no i think im gonna wait a couple more months"

$700 million dollars in lend-lease aid from the US later

[crystal forum]

Commissar (is also part of the Glory Imperialis Omnibus)

Rebel Winter (Part of the Shield of the Emperor omnibus)

Perdition's Flame (Audio Book)

Votum Infernus

Inferno Volume 1 and Volume 4 have stories in them as well (the one in 4 is a sequel)

[crystal forum]

lol is that mongol era china

[lament shoal]

Thx!

[arctic talon]

its just the Mongolian Empire when they decided to move their capitol to China for a bit lmao

so yes technically

[crystal forum]

mongol empire is wild man

the more you think about it

the crazier it becomes

[arctic talon]

Blows up dam, kills 2 million people, doesn't even stop the Japanese advance

why did Chiang do this, was he stupid

[crystal forum]

modern weapons ruined us

[copper island]

top ten fat bastard moments of all time

[crystal forum]

we need to go back to a time when a random country could invade half the world

[arctic talon]

Mongolia is the nation state equivelent of peaking in High school

[copper island]

i agree

[crystal forum]

they sure loved their fancy uniforms those generalissimos

[copper island]

i do not agree with this

yall know whats rlly funny

google keeps showing me these fuck-ahh vignettes whenever i look up fascist figures or military dictators

[arctic talon]

We used to be a people

smh

[vagrant fox]

The Yuan dynasty was weird

[arctic talon]

The Yuan dynasty was extremely weird

[spare osprey]

Scintillian Fusiliers, Only War crew, and Maybe Elysians.

I would be big sad if Darktide truly has the last Frenchwoman.

[arctic talon]

the Mongols didn't culturally genocide themselves though

so I think I'd count that as a W

[vagrant fox]

Damn we fucked up, lets continue in Mongolia

[arctic talon]

Why did the Manchus do that 💀

[crystal forum]

mongolia fell off

[copper island]

GREAT QING

[crystal forum]

imagine being relevant for only like 2 decades but also having had the biggest empire known to man

wild times

[arctic talon]

Like I said

peaked in highschool

[crystal forum]

now the country's cucked by china

[arctic talon]

tbh I do wonder what would have happened had Mongolia not fucking imploded

[crystal forum]

or is that tibet

i mixed them

[arctic talon]

Tibet is entierly controlled by China

Mongolia has only a chunk of it controlled by China

that was part of the like revolt

communist

rather

they were communists

and joined up with the CCP

[crystal forum]

we need khan to be reborn and invade china again

[arctic talon]

with what army 💀

[crystal forum]

the golden horde

[arctic talon]

brought back from the dead?

[crystal forum]

yeah

lord of the rings style

[arctic talon]

with JDAMS?

[crystal forum]

with whatever magic jd vance used to kill the pope

[vagrant fox]

The Manchu just doing all of that shit is puzzling, damn our entire deal sucks lets go Han

[arctic talon]

rip Xi bruh

the diplomats gona kill him with that magic

[arctic talon]

The Qipao + Manchu feast are like the only 2 things left of their culture that didn't get fucking self immolated

[spare osprey]

The Mordian Iron Guard...

[arctic talon]

Mordians are like

Prussians

[crystal forum]

what

they're dress uniforms

like american styled

[vagrant fox]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/780813526566436904/1495408737911963808/which-side-are-you-on-v0-7cik43moc4rg1.webp?ex=69ef5dea&is=69ee0c6a&hm=6bb0a2a5ca5b9d9d3c2e65781e616cbf63ea58890dfd9a17f41a7e5cbfcdeaa9&

Me on the right tho

[spare osprey]

-# They have done absolutely nothing wrong, but they're blue...

[crystal forum]

they're cool

[arctic talon]

I'm thinking of the wrong regiment

I'm stupid

[crystal forum]

not in my top regiments but still

they got style

[vagrant fox]

Mordians are like Prussians in an USMC uniform

[arctic talon]

This shit is genuinely a banger tbh

[spare osprey]

-# 40k, give me more FRENCHIES.

[arctic talon]

So goddamn funny

[crystal forum]

yeah there is a lack of french regiments

prob because british IP

[spare osprey]

British rivalries have bled into the work of their nerds...

[arctic talon]

I'm ngl I don't even think the Average Manchu by 1945 was 50% Manchu

Because of the shit that went on during the Qing Dynasty

[spare osprey]

Think I'm actually gonna make French Techpriests.
This'll be fun.

[arctic talon]

sounds fun

[crystal forum]

like napoleonic?

what era of french

[spare osprey]

Good... question.

[vagrant fox]

Actually the uniform isn't all that different from a Prussian dress uniform either

[vital ginkgo]

Do craftworld eldar have a famous individual or main character? Like how dark eldar have Lelith Hesperax

[copper island]

no craftworld eldar dont subscribe to great men theory

[vagrant fox]

I imagine there's many such cases, DNA testing is ruining peoples lives

[jade holly]

I get the reference

[crystal forum]

dont do it though!!!

they store your info

[vital ginkgo]

Shame

[crystal forum]

and sell it

[vagrant fox]

Eldrad Ulthran

[jade holly]

A certified classic

[crystal forum]

if only we knew the peak we were witnessing when it happened...

[spare osprey]

Heheheh.
Good times.
Well.
Minus one guy.

[jade holly]

We don’t talk about that one

[vagrant fox]

No need I can trace my ancestry to a 1400km² area for the last 1000 years anyways

[crystal forum]

which guy

arent half of them fucked

[spare osprey]

Nah, most of them're chillin'.

[jade holly]

Only one of them was actually horrible

[crystal forum]

which one

[spare osprey]

Mini Nutts.

[crystal forum]

i dont even remember

[spare osprey]

Then fuggetaboutit.

[crystal forum]

i only remember like 4 of fhem

vanoss, the hockey mask one, idowork and the monkey mask guy who did squeaker voice

[jade holly]

Only remember 4, yet can’t name 3 of them

[crystal forum]

hey im not good at names

[spare osprey]

Squeaker voice was also an asshole, actually.

[crystal forum]

he seemed like it

[jade holly]

Vanoss, H20Delirious, BasicallyIdoWrk, and Lui Calibre

[spare osprey]

So.
Two fuckwads.

[jade holly]

Lui’s still with the crew actually

[spare osprey]

Whack.

[jade holly]

From what I understand the controversy against him wasn’t true

[vagrant fox]

Some kind of code language for talking about narcotics I assume

[arctic talon]

ngl peoples obsession with their ethnic makeup in that manner is weird lol

[jade holly]

that or he took a massive break I cannot remember for the life of me

[crystal forum]

meanwhile all the minecraft youtubers i used to watch are on watchlists

[spare osprey]

Anyway.
French Techpriests.
I know nothing about the Mechanicus and all I remember about the French was that their knights were pretty cool.
I'll start from there.

[jade holly]

I was so heartbroken when I learned who SkyDoesMinecraft really is

I felt so betrayed

[crystal forum]

right???

he was my fav

[vagrant fox]

Very, locally I've known Danes who've questioned everything when they found out they're part Norwegian or shock horror even Norwegian or German

[crystal forum]

his minecraft mod videos were great

[crystal forum]

what did he do actually

i just remember knowing he's a piece of shit

[jade holly]

Something something involving his wife and paying her to stay with him

[crystal forum]

wack shit man

[arctic talon]

lmao

[crystal forum]

genetics dont mean shit

culture is all that matters

[opaque junco]

it is pretty weird

oh no im not 100% pure shitfuckian

[jade holly]

I’ve seen videos of people reacting to their dna tests and being disgusted at being something

Like bruh

[opaque junco]

it CANNOT be that serious

[vagrant fox]

Apparently it is

[spare osprey]

My ex wouldn't shut the fuck up about being part British... and Native.

Dumb bastard was born in Texas.

[vagrant fox]

I should neck myself for having filthy Icelandic genes in me

[jade holly]

I do wanna know what I am, I’ve always wondered if I got a bit of Celtic or Dutch in me

Even though I’ve NEVER set foot outside of the US in my life

Yes I am aware that’s not how genetics work

[opaque junco]

i have a fair guess on what my genetics are

[jade holly]

Bit of Ogryn

Maybe a dash of Tau

Def a lot of Ork

[opaque junco]

false...

[spare osprey]

-# I heard he's got a bit of Eldar in 'im.

[crystal forum]

that's the thing, you're american. even if you're 90% irish, you'll still be american. the genetics are literally meaningless since your identity isnt tied to the conditions of your genes

[jade holly]

You’re right, you’re just 3 Tyranids in a trenchcoat

[opaque junco]

I wish at this point

[vagrant fox]

The amount of times the Irish lad I know has had to put up with Americans coming to Ireland and proudly stating they're Irish because their great grandparents were Irish and expecting praise for it

[opaque junco]

No I'm just mixed Filipino and a bunch of white ethnicities

[vagrant fox]

Thank goodness I've only experienced that twice

[crystal forum]

the only reason i'd want to visit france for my ancestors would be to visit the city they came from

i wanna see what shithole they were born in

[jade holly]

If I were to visit France, I’d wanna leave

[crystal forum]

miss out on a beautiful country

[spare osprey]

I heard it's mostly just Paris itself that's a fuckshow.

[jade holly]

I do wanna visit Germany

Yes mainly for Phantasialand

actually literally just for Taron

[vagrant fox]

It's mostly just Paris that's shit according to my sister yeah

[jade holly]

I wanna ride that rollercoaster

[crystal forum]

my ancestors came from normandy

not paris

some little shitter town

they're all tiny outside paris

unchanged since the 1700's

[spare osprey]

-# Oh shit. Patient fucked with tubes.
Ciao, y'all.

[jade holly]

[crystal forum]

so many nurses in this channel

[vagrant fox]

North American 🫵

[spare osprey]

-# Just a transporter! I's a grunt!

Get paid more than EMT's, actually...

[crystal forum]

is that a high bar

[spare osprey]

No. Poor bastards.
🥲

[crystal forum]

really is a sick system

[vagrant fox]

I have a strong desire to whinge about the kind of yankee who thinks ancestry = nationality but I must be strong

[crystal forum]

i think we're all on the same boat here

especially for americans it's beyond meaningless

the immigrant country

[jade holly]

Chances are when you ask an American what they are they just say American or the state they’re from

[vagrant fox]

I am a serial whinger about things that don't really matter I suppose

[crystal forum]

it's mostly city larpers who say they're irish or italian or whatever i think

[jade holly]

Actually is that a thing Americans do overseas? They don’t say they’re from America but the state they live in?

[crystal forum]

americans just say they're american

[arctic talon]

Idfk

[vagrant fox]

The few I've met

[arctic talon]

I’m sure some do

[crystal forum]

because nobody knows your shitass states

[arctic talon]

I just say I’m from the US lmao

[vagrant fox]

This girl kept going on about how she was from Iowa for example

[spare osprey]

Gabagool or sum shit.

[arctic talon]

They know like fucking New York because movies and that’s it

[jade holly]

Rhode Island people punching the air

[arctic talon]

Gabagool? Bring it here

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/soprano-gabagool-silvio-dante-gif-14540200936614248664

[crystal forum]

they say it's just fat and nitrates

[vagrant fox]

Teehee I'm from a flyover state do you know what that is

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/gabagool-silvio-dante-the-sopranos-gif-17073344

[jade holly]

No Dilara here so all the gabagool for me

[vagrant fox]

I should have expelled her

[crystal forum]

would you expel me sigsen

[jade holly]

You’re from fucking Nebraska ain’t ya

[arctic talon]

He’s not American

[crystal forum]

no he's american

[vagrant fox]

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-the-tony-soprano-gabagool-gif-21996315

[crystal forum]

the most american here

[arctic talon]

Ngl

[jade holly]

Deep down, we’re all American

[arctic talon]

Is there a better term for people from the US then American lmao

America is 2 fuckin continents

[crystal forum]

morons?

[jade holly]

Technically speaking it should be USian but that doesn’t sound good lmao

[crystal forum]

sorry had to make the joke

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-cap-oguri-uma-musume-umamusume-squishy-gif-14372802265437813043

[vagrant fox]

If you act like I'm stupid, I take no prisoners

[arctic talon]

United States American

[vagrant fox]

no I'm Faroese

[crystal forum]

what if i act like you're cute

[jade holly]

Now I know why we just American or the state we’re from

[vagrant fox]

I don't know how to respond so I'll let live

[crystal forum]

expecting anybody to know what that is

[arctic talon]

Man the US’s name is kind of shit isn’t it

lol

Now that I think about it

[vagrant fox]

I say American, Yankee, USian

[sacred ginkgo]

Yes

[crystal forum]

you're just now realizing it

[arctic talon]

United States of Mexico is also ass

But Mexico isn’t a continent

So it’s more free of sin

[vagrant fox]

Not at all I've had to explain it many times in my life so far

[sacred ginkgo]

As with everything in this blighted country
Its egocentric enough to blot out the sun

[crystal forum]

it's literally a union of states

no other name

it's dumb af

[arctic talon]

I never thought about it smh

At least its name is fine in Chinese lul

[vagrant fox]

It's a serviceable name

It's worse in Faroese lmbo

[arctic talon]

Fuckin 美國 “beautiful” country

[sacred ginkgo]

They should fix that

[arctic talon]

Though the beautiful was literal

[crystal forum]

at least my country made a name for itself instead of just united provinces of canuckistan

[spare osprey]

EMTs, frontline lifesavers. $16 an hour, take it or leave it.
Transporters, internal hospital grunts that are just as exposed to infections and maniac patients as the rest of the staff, PLUS 12 hours of cardio. $18, max. If you're full-time. And been here a while.
-# It gets more annoying.

[arctic talon]

Mandamistan

[vagrant fox]

Sambandsríki Amerika is not a cool name

[arctic talon]

that’s awful

💀

[crystal forum]

and the patients pay like thousands for that ambulance ride

[spare osprey]

Don't I know it.
Grateful to have a job... ready to strangle the CEO that... gives us donuts on Mondays.

[sacred ginkgo]

Just rename us to Hell or smth already

[spare osprey]

Met my first terrorist here.
That was a fun day.

[jade holly]

United provinces of Canada

[arctic talon]

Guh

[arctic talon]

Please do not tell me that is Canada’s full name

I can take this betrayal no more

[crystal forum]

if you want a fun thing to do, google the official names of countries

[jade holly]

Nah the provinces have to be united for that to happen

[crystal forum]

you'd be surprised how long some names can be

[jade holly]

That one city in Wales

https://tenor.com/view/news-fails-news-fail-volcanoe-super-long-name-longest-name-gif-21512457

[daring creek]

Jeez.

[crystal forum]

no i mean like federal republic of germany

[vagrant fox]

which is something like together connected/related/union realm of America now I think to translate it

[spare osprey]

This guy was on, like... offense three of Fucking with Explosives before the FBI got involved.

[jade holly]

[arctic talon]

What the fuck do you mean

“The former Yugoslav republic of Macedonia”

[vagrant fox]

He's just playin

[crystal forum]

was he targeting CEO's though...

[spare osprey]

Nah.
White man shit.

[jade holly]

Wait until you learn why Six Flags has six flags

[daring creek]

Christ. How do they not get that sooner

[arctic talon]

I know that one

It’s six flags over Texas

Bcs it had 6 dif flag

[jade holly]

Yep

Shout out to Texas, the only state to be owned by 6 different nations in its lifetime

[crystal forum]

who else has the six flags song stuck in their head now

[jade holly]

We. like. to party 🗣️ 🔥

[crystal forum]

we like to party

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/six-flags-old-man-dancing-gif-8718433

[daring creek]

burn it

[arctic talon]

Chickens died to make that thing

[arctic talon]

I’m not holding it

[crystal forum]

i think i've only been to a six flags once in life

when i was living in chicago

[jade holly]

I’ve NEVER been to a six flags

The one in my state shut down

Rip bozo

https://tenor.com/view/packwatch-ripbozo-pitalonzo-alex-lafreniere-alex-iafreniere-gif-18890780

[spare osprey]

They waited 'till his fucking hand and face were mulch.
Theeen it was safe to arrest him.
:]
-# Embellishing only a teeny bit 'cause I could only get bits and pieces.

[jade holly]

How tf was New Jersey’s Great America but ours wasn’t

[crystal forum]

sounds like he wasnt very good at his job

[jade holly]

I’d rather not know the details please

[spare osprey]

Sorry.
Too used to it all.

[crystal forum]

messing up explosives is child shit

[jade holly]

I can handle gore and violence in games and shows, but not in real life. I can play Doom nonstop but the slightest sight of blood is a big no no

[crystal forum]

im fine with blood myself it's the rest that gets me

idk how people have an issue with blood it's just liquid

[jade holly]

I’m fine with small bits of blood, like small cuts

[vagrant fox]

As long as it's not my blood or innards I can see it's fine

[crystal forum]

do you faint when you eat a steak

[jade holly]

Only after because I eat so much

[spare osprey]

My fellow staff members are fucking gnarly.
They gossip and take pictures of this shit.
Preeetty sure that's illegal.

[jade holly]

[crystal forum]

that's mega illegal

patient confidentiality

[vagrant fox]

Pretty sure that's very illegal yes

[spare osprey]

Mmmhm.

I just deal with wheels.

Vroooom.

[vagrant fox]

But that's common

[spare osprey]

This hospital is such a nightmare it's a live-and-let-live kind of culture.

[vagrant fox]

British cop I know had the same

Groupchat full of heinous things

[crystal forum]

wild

[spare osprey]

Less mortifying topic range, our security is also a joke.

Actual fat bald chuds or poor gals that the local junkies could tear in two.

[crystal forum]

that's most security everywhere

[spare osprey]

They're sending more of their team to check if people are parking in doctor's spots than actually responding to patient safety emergencies.

I hate these frickin' guys.

[crystal forum]

trash

i hate twitter

[heady rivet]

The first two battles of my Necromunda campaign have FINALLY been fought

A bar brawl between my cops and the Redemptionists and a BRUTAL gunfight between Escher and Squats

[wind hornet]

I heard enforces in necromunda have issue where they tend to fall behind gangs as the campaign progresses because of their different rules. Is that a thing?

[arctic talon]

not as much anymore but they scale worse then other gangs on purpose

they baseline get Flak and Bolters for free

so like they're fucking terrifying early on lol

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/bee-caption-meme-snap-insane-gif-23429295

[wind hornet]

Yeah I think I heard they got a new book or something since I lat looked into necromunda so thats good to hear. It would either be enforcers or nomads if I ever got into necromunda but should probably start my 40k army first.

[heady rivet]

An issue of the past, imo. They have enough goodies and buffs to carry them well into the late campaigns

[surreal nest]

You'd be surprised, if its a hosptial phone you probably can

[heady rivet]

That too, brutal at first

[heady rivet]

Check yo DMs, playa

[surreal nest]

Most hosptial consent forms allow them to photograph you or your results for studies and medical programs

[viral halo]

@storm jungle

[storm jungle]

Theres a reason Bane was haunting the fucking internet for like 4 months lmao

bro is a monster

😭

[viral halo]

This image is FRYING ME

[storm jungle]

ITS LITERALLY TRUE

[heady rivet]

Lawtomata is genuinely hilariously amazing at its job

[rancid cove]

Look man its not as fun when you remember how truly horrific Bane is

[storm jungle]

Bro literally gave riddler backshots and broke his entire skull

[celest cedar]

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[rancid cove]

Normal Bane? Already terrifying. ABSOLUTE BANE? HELL NAH

[storm jungle]

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[rancid cove]

Like bro

[storm jungle]

to be fair

thats a stylized illustration

but like hes literally a monster so

😭

[rancid cove]

Yeah hold on let me grab the non stylized version

[storm jungle]

What is this blessing my ears 🦻

[rancid cove]

thats a 6'9 batman btw

[storm jungle]

yeah hes literally primarch sized

or like actually even bigger i think

[celest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/say-wallahi-bro-67-meme-ishowspeed-speed-gif-16121835065308473404

[storm jungle]

STOP IT

🥀

[celest cedar]

🙏 🙏 😭

[rancid cove]

Horus: d-did we do it... did we beat.. Bane...?

Emperor: Horus.... that was... Alfred....

[storm jungle]

Imagine sleeping peacefully in your bedroom

then waking up to this motherfucker ontop of you about to twist your entire skeleton

😭😭😭

[rancid cove]

Why would you EVER move to Gotham if theres a random fucking chance of this happening to you

[arctic talon]

Cheap rent

[rancid cove]

Yeah sure man put me in fucking STARLING CITY or METROPOLIS i dont care if theres constant alien invasions

[storm jungle]

It is nothing but low rent bruh, IT AINT WORTH IT... ✌️

[rancid cove]

i DO NOT WANT TO WAKE UP WITH BANE ON TOP OF ME

[storm jungle]

ngl for all the shit we give

im legit GLAD Bruce actually "killed" Bane

sparing that motherfucker would be INSANE

[rancid cove]

i will single-handily rush towards Darkseid but do NOT LET BANE NEAR MY APARTMENT

[storm jungle]

to be fair Darkseid is at least honest

like i remember watching the Justice League cartoon

the legion of doom accidentally brigns him back/resurrects him

he stands aura farming before them and literally goes

"For your services of returning me to this material realm I will give you all the grace of a quick death."

and blows up the entire station

💀

NAHHHHH

[rancid cove]

sparing Bane would be the same as Cecil trying to take Conquest as prisoner
YOU CANNOT STOP THAT

[storm jungle]

he did that AND dumped him in gotham harbor

😭

im fucking scared how hes gonna come back

actual metal gear villain

[arctic talon]

Bane didn’t fucking die

He got better

💀

[storm jungle]

HES A BRAIN IN A JAR

[rancid cove]

i hope to fucking GOD Batman fucking kills absolute Joker we cannot let this fucking monster alive

[arctic talon]

Yeah

That’s a huge improvement on being dead

[storm jungle]

Joker being a daemon prince is 🥀

[arctic talon]

Also absolute Batman is just body horror Batman

I’ve decided

[arctic talon]

I really wish they didn’t reveal it

[storm jungle]

Its very frankenstein yeah

[storm jungle]

ON THE COVER yeah

it spoils everything

[arctic talon]

Him just being a