40k-lore-chat

[solid horizon]

Perty should look more blocky imo

[jade holly]

Lacking the massive wings based on the thumbnail

[solid horizon]

I hope people will start selling new defiler heads separately

[rose thorn]

This looks pretty bad tbh

[solid horizon]

I dont want to have to buy IW contemptor conversion kits only for the mask

[rose thorn]

It’s like a direct downgrade to the dread knight conversion he did not too long ago that I’ve seen done better. Else where

[solid horizon]

Tbh it reminds me of this kytan conversion ive seen once

[rose thorn]

I think Pete needs to stop doing space marine shit

[timid pasture]

Perty?

[solid horizon]

No that's a kytan

[jade holly]

I need Daemon Engine Iron Circle robots tho

[solid horizon]

Titanic daemon engine , very weak by modern standards

(legends)

[rose thorn]

His karamazov kitbash was pretty good if not missing some stuff

[solid horizon]

That's just a decimator with a shield lol

[rose thorn]

I hate when people just make iron warriors into chaos iron hands it always looks bad

[jade holly]

Iron Warriors are more focused on industrial heavy armor rather than body modified bionics aren’t they?

[solid horizon]

They are both tbh

[jade holly]

Yeah but they’re not full on cyborg more like Iron Hands

To them bionics are less the main thing and more of a side thing

[solid horizon]

They turn their mutations into bionics

Bionics were a full part of their early rules

Back when IWs had an actual rule section

You could give bionics to your dudes and when they would die you'd roll a dice

[jade holly]

I still have to admit, this looks cool

[solid horizon]

On 5+ they didn't die iirc and were left with a single wound

[rose thorn]

Iron hands have the “500 bionic arms and tech bro almsot admech stiff” while iron warriors is like “extra thick armor”

[rancid cove]

what is dis

[solid horizon]

Yo mama

[jade holly]

Perturabo kitbash

[rose thorn]

Kitbash by Pete the wargamer

[jade holly]

Missing the giant ass wings of metal and death

but still cool

[rancid cove]

Well you would think that but then Peterturbo shows up...

[jade holly]

Objection your honor, Perturabo is cursed by Ferrus Manus by wielding his hammer

[rancid cove]

looks more like a daemon-engine

[solid horizon]

Iron Warriors have always been bionic techdudes

[solid horizon]

Yeah I was saying it looks a lot like a kytan

[rose thorn]

He is a demon primarch he gets to be weird, even then it’s a giant terminator with back claws

[rose thorn]

Unlike iron hands iron warrior bionics are extremely utilitarian and are extremely rustic compared to iron hands

Kravek’s design is more armor than machinery

[rocky gale]

Kravek

https://klipy.com/gifs/100-348--k01KQ1ZHCKXEN0FG7FPN5Y86G9V

[rose thorn]

In the upgrade sprue you can see the cybernetics of the iron hands vs iron warrior. The iron warriors bionics are basically torture devices similar to servitors

[jade holly]

IW do it for function, IH do it for addiction quelling

[rose thorn]

Steel mill worker vs IT tech bro

[jade holly]

Honestly yeah

[tough haven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1276730565869178880/1306397943380836362/uncaption.gif

[rocky gale]

Iron Hand are installing the latest Apple chip into their brains, meanwhile Iron Warriors are welding 5 wrenches together to make the wrenchlonger

[celest dome]

I've done that before

Also using a pipe to make a wrench longer

Most fun is still to use a hammer to move a wrench

[sacred ginkgo]

Leverage is leverage

[rocky gale]

The IW way of welding the wrenches together instead of just interlocking them and then painting hazard stripes on it, then afterwards just laughing to themselves about it

[solid horizon]

Tbh if I were to assemble IW legionaries one day (never) I'd use iron hands limbs, but because I play dark mechanicum

The cool thing iron hands don't have iron warriors do is

Doc ock

[rocky gale]

A father?

[solid horizon]

Screw dads, someone with the power of the warp in the palm of their hand is cooler

I nearly got the finecast warpsmith sealed in secondhand for twenty bucks but I hesitated because I already have one (newer one)

But the description cracked me up

"I picked the wrong present for my husband"

LADY IT IS NOT

[winged jacinth]

ok im back
i had to pull the "submit not quite complete paper with obvious formatting errors at the top before the due time, then finish it with proper formatting and resubmit after saying it was the wrong version"

it works if you can finish quick enough!

[crystal forum]

holy shit people do that even in the doctorate level?

[arctic talon]

Banger alert

[winged jacinth]

it actually turned out good for basically spending an hour doing close reading and a reverse outline then spending another hour typing a thousand word essay

[crystal forum]

the third game is coming out any day now....

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2048420447146877111

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Sokka is going to be a problem 😭

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[winged jacinth]

this is a random elective i needed for credit count lol

its like a 200s level scientific literature class where i already know all the science but i figured i could get better at science communication

read some books i ought to have read like silent spring

???

why would you email blast this to chemistry majors

[crystal forum]

that's mister chemistry major to you

[opaque coyote]

press E to wink

(By a20t43c)

Also "Kadia Stays"

[crystal forum]

the krieger's gun is a shovel

[winged jacinth]

i love caveman emperor

[solid horizon]

Conan

[opaque coyote]

No it's a launcher that shoots shovels

Like it's Far cry 5

The last thing some random mf chaos cultist sees is a shovel flying towards them past the speed of sound

[winged jacinth]

copper toxicity makes you yellow not green though

i dont know of anything that makes you green

[opaque coyote]

The Planet's atmosphere makes some colors strange...

[solid horizon]

Nurgle

[crystal forum]

chlorophyl

[solid horizon]

Nurgle makes you green despite green not being the color of rot and decay

[crystal forum]

what is the color of rot and decay

[winged jacinth]

apparently bilirubin overproduction can do it

[opaque coyote]

Honestly associate brown with rot and decay more than green

[winged jacinth]

honestly brown

[solid horizon]

Black and brown

[crystal forum]

i thought white would be a better choice

[winged jacinth]

why would a decay feeder need to be green

[solid horizon]

When a corpse rots it turns blackish brown

[crystal forum]

it has white too

when there's fungus

[solid horizon]

White is modl

Mold

[winged jacinth]

white is some pure molds but mostly bread molds

[crystal forum]

isnt that part of decay

[winged jacinth]

animals are full of too much colorful stuff

[solid horizon]

White mold is for food stuff mostly iirc

Bodies dont rot like food

[opaque coyote]

Honestly reason why Nurgle is also mainly green is due to him being a nature God.

Just the less pleasant parts of nature

So to speak

[winged jacinth]

white mold on meat and cheese is usually a cultured and applied penicillum species that works as an antibacterial

[solid horizon]

Nurgle is green for the same reason angron is red

[winged jacinth]

i think nurgle is green because its gross!

slime!

[opaque coyote]

Tbf for Angron, at least most blood is red

[solid horizon]

🤢

[crystal forum]

green is also a natural color

[solid horizon]

😡

[crystal forum]

and he kind of represents natural processes

[solid horizon]

There you have it

[opaque coyote]

Decaying corpses being reused. A natural part of life

[solid horizon]

It's cartoon colors

[winged jacinth]

blood is red, violence is red-coded (probably because of blood lol), being angry is red coded

[opaque coyote]

I mean then why TF is Tzeentch blue

[crystal forum]

red is pretty obviously blood related

[opaque coyote]

[solid horizon]

Zombies are green

[crystal forum]

isn't blue associated with madness

[solid horizon]

Blue meth

[winged jacinth]

tzeentch is blue because blue is weird and maybe also birds

[opaque coyote]

Not really?

Blue is associated with calm

And tranquility

Things Tzeentch aren't

[crystal forum]

oh yellow is crazy

[solid horizon]

Tzeench is blue because ooga booga egyptian birb

[crystal forum]

blue because lightning magic?

[winged jacinth]

when tzeentch was first written there was no known natural source of blue pigment

so stuff being blue is just weird

(blues in nature are structural blues)

[crystal forum]

how did they make ultramarines then

[solid horizon]

Magic

That's why tzeench is blue

[crystal forum]

also slaanesh being purple makes sense because purple is associated with decadence

i think

[winged jacinth]

yeah

through purple being a royal color for a long time

[solid horizon]

Pink is uhhhhhh

[opaque coyote]

Royalty

[crystal forum]

more decadence imo

[winged jacinth]

and purple being extremely expensive to produce

you couldnt afford anything purple unless you were a landed noble

[storm jungle]

Royalty

pink was also a color used a lot by rich men before WW2 deemed it to queer

[solid horizon]

I like to imagine noise marines obliterate your body with the smoke on the water riff because they are purple and have guitar gun

[winged jacinth]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyrian_purple

[solid horizon]

0-3-5 in your ass

Isn't full grim the name of the pigment used for purple

Or something like that

[winged jacinth]

having something be purple was a tremendous decadence for most of history

[crystal forum]

full grimy

[winged jacinth]

i know fulgur is latin for lightning

[solid horizon]

Tbh post heresy slaneesh tends to be depicted as more pink coded than purple

[winged jacinth]

its usually fleshy gradients when applicable afaik

[crystal forum]

i thought EC were pink

[solid horizon]

They're black and pink

[crystal forum]

theres no good GW purple tbh

[solid horizon]

Pre heresy they are little gay purple marines

[crystal forum]

you have to make your own good purple

[solid horizon]

Just use other brands

[crystal forum]

i made my own with inks

[opaque coyote]

Blue is often defined as offering serenity, stability, inspiration, or wisdom. Tzeentch often offers knowledge and wisdom. He is the patron god of many sorcerers. He also often offers inspiration through dreams

However, of course, this is all a lie. Each bit of knowledge has a catch, every piece of wisdom is malignant. It is all part of his plan.

[winged jacinth]

besides the obvious things that are pink and slaanesh related some pink dies are made by individually picking off and crushing bugs that parasitize cacti

[crystal forum]

worked pretty well for a darker rich purple

[solid horizon]

Blue and purple are colors I absolutely never use

[crystal forum]

glossy dark purple really screams decadence

[winged jacinth]

i use really dark blues for black contrast sometimes

[opaque coyote]

It could also be because it's related to the ocean.

Because although Tzeentch is mainly based on birds. He also has a bit of a sea theme going on with a secondary mollusk aspect

[solid horizon]

Yeah well I do use dark reaper

But I don't consider it straight up blue

[opaque coyote]

It fits that Tzeentch has the most confusing and least obvious origins for his color scheme

Also Blue is often associated with the arcane and magic so scratch that last statement

FUCK YOU TZEENTCH

you bitcH YOU TRICKED ME

RAAAGGH

[winged jacinth]

i think theres also a bit of "the other 3 colors are pretty easy whats not near those" and a bit of "hes birds birds can be blue" and maybe a bit of "blue is real weird"

[solid horizon]

Tzeench is twitter

[vagrant fox]

Wot in the late 1980s?

[crystal forum]

i just think of blue as psyker color

[winged jacinth]

natural isnt quite right i mean derived from a plant or animal

there were mineral blues

[crystal forum]

minecraft taught me lapis

the fake diamond

[vagrant fox]

Woad is used for blue isn't it

[solid horizon]

Copper ?

[celest dome]

Copper would be mineral

[winged jacinth]

oh i guess yeah there are the wood indigos
as mentioned i just said the wrong thing we had mineral blues forever

[opaque coyote]

As for Slaanesh.

Purple is obvious. Royalty and decadence.

Pink is associated with love, warmness, and compassion. However, due to Slaanesh's version often being Hot Pink. The brightest and most "extreme" version of pink.

It's probably suggesting a bastardization of the concepts pink is associated with. Too much love. Too much intimacy. An undying and unyielding lust.

[vagrant fox]

yea fair enough

[solid horizon]

No shit sherlock

[crystal forum]

oh another source of blue i can think of is cyanide

[winged jacinth]

theres probably some other blue pigmented plants but the only blue animal pigment is in one species of south american butterfly

[crystal forum]

prussian blue and stuff

or is that iodine

[opaque coyote]

Considering Tzeentch is known for trickery, planning, and subterfuge. Makes sense

[winged jacinth]

no cyanide

[vagrant fox]

Did read a very interesting article about woad being used to dye things blue 30k years ago

[winged jacinth]

cyanide groups do blue things but you kinda need to do organic chemistry for them to happen

[opaque coyote]

Basically, like Slaanesh themself, it is an excess. Too extreme.

The type of hug that will crush your ribs

[solid horizon]

They probably made tzeench blue because they needed a god not to be a shade of green or red

[crystal forum]

why do i know that? because the WW2 concentration camp gas chambers are still coated in prussian blue

due to cyanide

[opaque coyote]

The bones piercing through your skin.

[winged jacinth]

this is the only animal that is actually blue we've ever discovered

[solid horizon]

Also isn't tzeench more turquoise than blue ?

[opaque coyote]

...

Well that's depressing

[opaque coyote]

Usually just all spectrums

[celest dome]

Don't some fish scales have blue ?

[opaque coyote]

He has a lot of dark blues asw

[winged jacinth]

prussian blue caused a lot of painters who licked their brushes to die early
also cadmium red and lead white

[solid horizon]

Blue is also color of the night sky (in artistic depictions) and night is symbol of mystery

[crystal forum]

there's so many pigments that will kill you

[winged jacinth]

yeah we just learned to stop licking the paintbrushes

[opaque coyote]

Also find it interesting that all Chaos Gods have male pronouns.

Probably because historically, masculinity is associated with strength and rule.

[crystal forum]

even then, some lead based ones would stay on their hands

[vagrant fox]

Researchers: There's blue on this rock trust

[winged jacinth]

(guy writers)

[solid horizon]

I've always called slaneesh a she

[opaque coyote]

Although Slaanesh just has uhhh

Fucking all of them.

[winged jacinth]

to be frank they should be its based on like, what they are

[crystal forum]

i call slaanesh "they" because GW still doesnt know how to use pronouns correctly

[solid horizon]

Gods are sexless genderless beings unless their gender is specified imo

[vagrant fox]

Art demands suffering I won't accept art without any suffering in it

[opaque coyote]

Same. Either that or just using all pronouns interchangeably

For fun

But mostly they

[crystal forum]

like idk why it's so hard to understand that "they/them" is just the standard pronoun if you arent sure

[winged jacinth]

slaanesh is the only one i think that would care to have a gender but they'd choose all of them

[solid horizon]

Chaos gods are lame anyways
Undivided bros unite

[crystal forum]

unaligned demons, the chads

[winged jacinth]

i dont expect anything from writers but it would be interesting for chaos gods not to use personal pronouns

[crystal forum]

well the one unaligned demon

man im jealous of fantasy chaos

[solid horizon]

Vashtorr
Malice
Belakor
Samus

[vagrant fox]

unaligned is just suckin on the nips of all the chaos gods smh my head

[solid horizon]

Not always

[winged jacinth]

theres a lot of unaligned daemons tbh its all the random warp beasts

[opaque coyote]

I genuinely wish for more minor chaos deities

[solid horizon]

Same

[winged jacinth]

belakor is really funny as he is

[crystal forum]

we love our independent demons who dont need no god

[celest dome]

None are trying to be undivided
Hell Samus is just trying to kickstart one of the other Monogod faction and 2 of the other are trying to do the same

[winged jacinth]

malice im not convinced is canon anymore and samus is dark king aligned (i didnt read the book)

more vashtorr types would be cool

[crystal forum]

yeah i dont buy the malice hype

[solid horizon]

Uhhh... what's your point there ?

[glossy sonnet]

malice is loved by youtube shorts enjoyers

[opaque coyote]

I like Malice as a concept

[winged jacinth]

belakor is in the god fucking damn it faction

[solid horizon]

Same tbh

[crystal forum]

if malice is a thing he should be adressed directly as an entity. no shot that guy would be as powerful as a chaos god

he'd be a really powerful entity but not a god

[opaque coyote]

But because 40k is deep as a puddle. He is barely explored

[solid horizon]

A god who hates others is funny, gives me more justifications to mercilessly trap daemons into machine

[solid horizon]

Isn't he like, summonable in the material world as he is ?

[crystal forum]

is it possible to trap a greater demon into an engine

[solid horizon]

Idk

Probably

But you'd probably need to face the consequences

[crystal forum]

im pretty sure all we know about him comes from the CSM who have his name and no actual direct mention

[opaque coyote]

Chaos is inherently self defeating. It makes sense that there would be a manifestation of that concept.

[winged jacinth]

trap? maybe with a circle of sorcerers
i think they get into soulgrinders just fine

[crystal forum]

would that make a very powerful engine

[solid horizon]

Soulgrinders are not greater daemons

[crystal forum]

like im imagining an imperator titan possessed by a greater demon or smth

wouldnt that be fucking metal

[solid horizon]

They're regular daemons pledged to a forge, they have a contract saying they must protect it no matter what

[winged jacinth]

i think thats happened

[opaque coyote]

Yeah and it's implied that he's powerful.

But how powerful is obviously obscured because

Again 0 detail

[crystal forum]

of course it has

it's too metal to not happen

[winged jacinth]

yeah i dont think grinders are powerful enough to be GD powered anyway

[solid horizon]

Imma summon malice in a kytan

He's gonna enjoy his mech

[crystal forum]

i dont know anything about chaos engines

[opaque coyote]

Also there would be people in the 40k galaxy who would understandably

Just want it all gone

Destroyed

[solid horizon]

Yeah soulgrinders are just basically defilers but convertible

[opaque coyote]

Nothing's worth preserving or saving

It must all be cleansed

And Malice I feel like would be the answer to that specific want

Every other Chaos God still appeals to some sense of purpose

Malice is just pessimism at its greatest.

[winged jacinth]

soulgrinders are the exception in that they're basically spacesuits that let daemons comfortably stay in realspace
most daemon engines are torturous to the daemon and they're bound inside with rituals

[opaque coyote]

Which is why I desperately wish for more lore from him

And why I am so disappointed that he's basically a fraud

[winged jacinth]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Abominatus_Titan

[opaque coyote]

Belakor and Malice are grade A frauds...

Not Vashtorr though

He's the goat

[crystal forum]

that is the scariest fucking thing i have ever seen in my life

[solid horizon]

Holy shit that's a kytan

With extra arms

[opaque coyote]

I like the concept but also the art is so messy that I legitimately can't like

Take it seriously

[winged jacinth]

yeah its a bloodthirster fused with an emperor-class titan

[opaque coyote]

I know chaos loves spikes

[crystal forum]

i like crazy contraptions

[opaque coyote]

But did it really have to have spikes on ITS THIGHS??

[celest dome]

Muter, I require assistance

[winged jacinth]

i think the current conception is that chaos titans are probably fused with one or more daemons since they scream and stuff on their own

[opaque coyote]

I do like the face though

[opaque coyote]

Now that looks cool

[crystal forum]

another thing imperalis will never have

[solid horizon]

Me and the gang hanging out at the bar

[crystal forum]

how tall SM fans think an astares is

[opaque coyote]

HE ASKED FOR NO PICKLES

[crystal forum]

being a knight pilot must be so damn fun

best job in the setting

[opaque coyote]

I mean why do you think they're so pompous

Because they're piloting a giant fucking mecha

I would be a little shit too

[storm jungle]

its fun until some servant or rival murders you in your bed

its literally just noble life but you also pilot mechs

[solid horizon]

It's all fun and games till you're a chaos knight pilot

[crystal forum]

not if i go errant

[opaque coyote]

Easy stress reliever

[storm jungle]

then you get punished for some other reason

[storm jungle]

[solid horizon]

(you have now been fused with your vehicle)

[opaque coyote]

[crystal forum]

hey better than dying as infantry

[vagrant fox]

Gets a weird amount of lore mentions despite being a complete non entity

[crystal forum]

as long as i get to kill shit with giant guns

[storm jungle]

Yeah now you die by melting in your cockpit

[solid horizon]

IIRC some chaos knights are literal daemon engines

[sacred ginkgo]

So normal ultra degernate shit AND you get a gundam?
Is this supposed to be worse somehow

[winged jacinth]

i think knights are less likely to wear away your soul than the mind impulse unit

[opaque coyote]

Chaos loves fusing stuff onto people.

Your armor can fuse to your body. You can get fused to your fucking mech suit.

Etc.

[storm jungle]

if by "degenerate shit" you mean living your entire life looking over your shoulder than sure

and knights are not really gundams

[solid horizon]

Have you seen the inside of a chaos warhound ? It's worth the look

[storm jungle]

they arent even as mobile lol

[sacred ginkgo]

Yeah ik

[opaque coyote]

Imagine being the guy that gets fused to fucking flak armor.

[storm jungle]

It depends, if your spirit is weak you can literally go catatonic

[opaque coyote]

Unlucky

[crystal forum]

you dont need to be mobile if you can erase entire swarms of enemies

being a titan princeps kinda sucks because you have 0 autonomy and you're a huge target

[surreal nest]

Wheres the downside

[rancid cove]

Downloading a lot of codexes rn and looking at the lore of each one

[storm jungle]

Braindead user 🫵

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/br7dymaQPGX.gif

[solid horizon]

During my big apocalypse game my warpsmith was set to buff the warhound but he was basically intouchable so we would pretend he would pilot it

[winged jacinth]

gundams arent terribly mobile on earth iirc (the full Suits not mobile fighters lol) but like, they're for space

[crystal forum]

did he ride on top

[daring creek]

I mean what's the downside of being a bigass cool robot

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/silicobra-silly-cobra-snake-goober-gif-7762678990201114994

[storm jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1403167142286725210/1488829626544427142/GATO1.gif

[daring creek]

Flying

[crystal forum]

copter

[rancid cove]

Think me favorite so far has been the chaos space marines one (this one)

[storm jungle]

because 8th edition is king

[crystal forum]

CSM refuse to use magazines

[crystal forum]

for style reasons

[solid horizon]

Wait wrong photo

[timid pasture]

A demon can fuse with you

Like the Word bearers like to do

[vagrant fox]

4th actually ok

[winged jacinth]

you have to stop firing before you run entirely out of ammo if its not all on a belt

[opaque coyote]

Honestly, had an idea where in a Chaos related Rogue like.

You get a perk that has you fuse to your armor.

The benefits would be that your armor is now upgraded naturally. I assume via exp or some shit idk.

The downside is an initial decrease in sanity with further minor decreases. With low sanity basically forcing your character to sometimes take actions you don't want.

Also you can't switch out of the armor.

[crystal forum]

wdym

[crystal forum]

FUCK YEAH

[winged jacinth]

with a belt you can fire EVERY BULLET YOU'VE GOT in one go

[opaque coyote]

So if you're fused to Power Armor. Great!

[winged jacinth]

no taking breaks like a coward

[opaque coyote]

If you're fused to shitty flak armor

Boo

[rancid cove]

Ohhh that's 8ed
Kinda hard to differentiate some times

[solid horizon]

The battle was half assassination half occupation

[crystal forum]

the CSM running into battle and tripping on his belt, falling face first

[solid horizon]

Needless to say my warpsmith was unkillable

[opaque coyote]

Also

Fucking nice

[winged jacinth]

if you ever fire a semiautomatic rifle as a khorne follower you can never be a daemon prince

[crystal forum]

wtf are you trying to assassinate with a titan

a continent?

[solid horizon]

None of the warlords were killed alas

[opaque coyote]

Counter point

Kharn has a plasma pistol

[rancid cove]

Most forgotten faction

[solid horizon]

SM techmarine nearly was

[storm jungle]

They still get regular codexes

[crystal forum]

they keep getting more models

[winged jacinth]

plasma doesnt count because they can explode which makes them khorne approved

[opaque coyote]

It boils away their blood though

[rancid cove]

I mean in overall popularity

[opaque coyote]

Burns away it

0/10

[crystal forum]

knights are super popular

[sacred ginkgo]

Legion of the Damned used to have a codex sooooo

No

[opaque coyote]

Two World Eaters have an intellectual conversation on what Khorne would accept

[solid horizon]

These guys (the vehicles are honorable fighters that's why they're in the photo)

[winged jacinth]

yeah a plasma weapon wouldnt leave much recognizable as blood and would probably cauterize the hole

[rancid cove]

Not compared to like, CSM/SM, Guard and xenos like nids and tau

[solid horizon]

Trust me each warlord was very heavly secured

[sacred ginkgo]

Chaos knights are also just a good inclusion in csm armies right

[crystal forum]

is that an eldar in a HH match

[opaque coyote]

Therefore Khorne would prefer bullets.

Obviously melee is the top option but bullets would definitely be second

[solid horizon]

I tried to Charlie Kirk the eldar but failed because too many bodyguards

[winged jacinth]

knorne cultists talking about keeping people alive so they could bleed them periodically like utilitarians talking about rat heroin

[solid horizon]

No that's a HH army in a 40k match

[opaque coyote]

Although I wonder if like

Eldar shuriken launchers would be the best option theoretically

Because you're shooting out blades

[winged jacinth]

the funny wire weapons

[crystal forum]

how well does that work usually

[winged jacinth]

a minced enemy spills all their blood as fast as possible

[opaque coyote]

Real Khornate convos at this hour

[rancid cove]

What a banger fucking art holy shit

[solid horizon]

We were using custom stat translations for the HH army (iron warriors tho not me)

[winged jacinth]

im gonna try and bash together some of the warhammer ttrpg rules to make one that works better for RP and the kind of progression my tables prefer

[crystal forum]

based alert?

[winged jacinth]

indeed

[solid horizon]

They dealt more damage to themselves than enemies because of how unstable the guns are

[storm jungle]

The Peak spotted

[winged jacinth]

i want to run some kind of slice of the imperium i was thinking doing a discrete part of underhive and maybe having a genestealer cult going on

a broken geothermal shaft or something

you gotta be careful with how many places pcs can go if you're not running a railroad

[opaque coyote]

How to Khorne Maxx

Step 1) Kill one of those bitch ass Warp Spiders. Try to find a spinneret rifle since they actually have a trigger unlike most of the CW Eldar weapons.

Step 2) Shoot nearest person.

Step 3) Khorne maxxing

[crystal forum]

i need to go back to modelling terrain after finishing this metro 2033 gun

making bunkers is soothing

[solid horizon]

Perturabo lore

[crystal forum]

i thought dorn made the bunkers

[opaque coyote]

Be sure to use melee inbetween to not let our Blood God get bored

[crystal forum]

ill be honest i know absolutely nothing about peter turbo

[winged jacinth]

tbh im thinking something like a graph of areas and having a bunch of stuff going on and choosing to do one thing means another thing gets resolved without you, that kinda thing

[opaque coyote]

Average 4chan user

Is my best summarization

[winged jacinth]

somethings something fortress

[crystal forum]

i mean like his story

[solid horizon]

Kinda funny how world eaters rules for vehicles are better for ranged attacks but chaos undivided rules for vehicles are better for melee

[winged jacinth]

something something siege instead of just leaving for some reason

[opaque coyote]

Like Perturabo actually had a decent upbringing

He uhh killed his family

[vagrant fox]

Mostly whining and contradictions

[opaque coyote]

He's one of the few traitor Primarchs that actually had a decent family btw

[crystal forum]

i thought that was curze

[solid horizon]

Peter is a sore loser

[opaque coyote]

I think the only other one is Magnus

[vagrant fox]

Curze has fewer contradictions

[crystal forum]

horus had a decent childhood

[storm jungle]

"decent"

he literally grew up abused as a ganger-child

lol

[vagrant fox]

he was found by daddy emps quickly it was just a rough patch

[crystal forum]

better than some loyalist primarchs

[storm jungle]

👎

[opaque coyote]

Horus basically lived in the Hood

[crystal forum]

i love that theres a HH campaign just about destroying his home planet

[storm jungle]

tbh it makes it clear Cthonia is basically worthless

he literally gave zero shits about it

it was mostly a dead gangland planet

[crystal forum]

didnt stop lots of CSM from trying to take it back

[arctic talon]

Chicago…..

[storm jungle]

"lots" is pushing it

lol

[arctic talon]

It was already gone post heresy

[storm jungle]

it was like 1 Sons of Horus contingent and a few scraps

[crystal forum]

wasnt it a huge battle

[arctic talon]

Take what back

[storm jungle]

Ehh kinda

[arctic talon]

It was a bunch of fucking astroids

[storm jungle]

Medium size

[arctic talon]

Are we talking about the siege of cthonia?

[crystal forum]

it was literally going on during the siege of terra

[arctic talon]

No

that was medium sized lol

[crystal forum]

man we still dont have a siege of terra campaign

[arctic talon]

It was stragglers

[crystal forum]

one day

[opaque coyote]

Cthonia is Chicago

Nostramo was basically Detroit

[storm jungle]

it wasnt lol

[vagrant fox]

remember how calliphone called our perturabo and he logically responded by flying into a fit of rage and killing her

[storm jungle]

the entire fucking traitor armada was in the solar system at that point

[crystal forum]

im pretty sure it was happening at the same time

[rocky gale]

The fact Perturabo grew into what he was is evidence he didn't have a good childhood

[arctic talon]

Perturabo had his feelings hurt and that’s worse

[arctic talon]

It was during the solar war

Not siege

[crystal forum]

ah

[storm jungle]

As ever

Jay doesnt know anything

im setting his execution to the morning

[vagrant fox]

true facts

[solid horizon]

Agreed

[crystal forum]

saying wrong things in here is how i learn

[storm jungle]

your fate is sealed

[arctic talon]

I sent this Ork to stab him already

[crystal forum]

i got sly marbo on my side

[solid horizon]

You might survive with FNP

[solid horizon]

Sly only has 3 hp and 4+ save iirc

Youre dying bro

[crystal forum]

wait until his refresh...

[solid horizon]

He already had a refresh

Idiot

[crystal forum]

when

[solid horizon]

Current is a refresh

[opaque coyote]

Apparently he got adopted by Dammekos who gave him a lot of affection but Perturabo literally never returned it.

Why? Because they were religious.

...I'm not even joking

[crystal forum]

bruh that was like a decade ago

[surreal nest]

I love miniatures with knifes so much

Reverse grip knife is such a good pose

[opaque coyote]

Bro was born as the embodiment of r/atheism

[solid horizon]

Sly marbo

[rocky gale]

People aren't born with personalities, his parents made him. If he's cringe it's their fault

[crystal forum]

john PTSD

[solid horizon]

Sly Marbo refresh

You should have picked a better teammate bro

Sly has lone operative

He won't team up with yo ass

[crystal forum]

he's got the escape from new york gun

[spare osprey]

Mr. Marble.

[solid horizon]

Slight Marlboro

[crystal forum]

slow maple

marbo... mirbo... mirrr

mirrander

[opaque coyote]

Honestly

Glow up

Looks nice

[solid horizon]

I like both

[opaque coyote]

The old sly marbo is scuffed af

But it's in that

[solid horizon]

Different personalities

[opaque coyote]

Entertaining way

[opaque coyote]

Sly Marbo refresh is what GW intended

OG Sly Marbo is

"AAAAAAAAAAA-"

[crystal forum]

refresh is just better

he even got a cigar

[opaque coyote]

True

[crystal forum]

who doesnt like that

[opaque coyote]

But the old one is delightfully scuffed

It's like playing the original compared to a really good remake

The remake is objectively better

[crystal forum]

i never lived around the original so i dont hold memories for it

[opaque coyote]

I just like how silly it looks

[solid horizon]

Honestly I like this guy more

Sarge with power fist

[opaque coyote]

Imagine bro accidentally dropping his gun

[solid horizon]

Nearly got one as a traitor enforcer

[opaque coyote]

Accidentally tries to pick it up using his power fist

Fucking crushes it

Power Fist for Ogryn when

[solid horizon]

Reminds me my android lord (the one on my pfp) has a bolter because my brother thought it would look cool

But then look at his hands

[winged jacinth]

i love sly because hes one of the remaining vestiges of "obvious joke" era 40k

[opaque coyote]

At least bro doesn't look like this

I like the FMA 2003 anime

But

Damn did it have some stupid decisions

[winged jacinth]

like hes just rambo, his name is rambo, his first name is rambos actors nickname

[opaque coyote]

Has he got severe PTSD like Rambo

[solid horizon]

When are we getting Arnogg Schwartzanagga

[winged jacinth]

i dont think people from catachan get PTSD you have to be after trauma

[jade holly]

Are we getting some secret big reveal on Friday?

[jade holly]

They don’t get PTSD they get nostalgia

[opaque coyote]

PSYCHOLOGISTS HATE THIS TRICK!

[languid meadow]

a whole army of Adrian Cartons

[opaque coyote]

Catachan MFS: https://youtube.com/shorts/fGuJsC7Kdlc?si=jaEBSx42V9232uN5

[storm jungle]

They actually do

its a plotpoint in one of the books

Catachan are literally normal human beings at the end of the day

they are just tough

[jade holly]

Fucking Catachan larper smh

[storm jungle]

Shut up meme-slopper

[winged jacinth]

i mean the trauma has to stop for you to be post-traumatic

[opaque coyote]

Gets shocked by an electric eel due to grabbing it

"wouldn't recommend, gonna do it again it though."

[storm jungle]

Marbo 100% has it

people dont really know what hes actually like in lore

he works alone because he cannot stand the idea of his squadmates being killed

[winged jacinth]

that makes sense because rambo had it

[storm jungle]

hes reclusive for a lot of reasons

[jade holly]

I’m guessing he’s way more like how Rambo actually is than people think?

[winged jacinth]

thats also rambo

[opaque coyote]

Now he's truly like Rambo

[storm jungle]

its said in Straken's novel

[storm jungle]

[opaque coyote]

Got the full package

[storm jungle]

Hes just given this "epic" status in propaganda because its useful, in reality he basically is a loner due to just bad experiences

[jade holly]

Because in First Blood anyways Rambo is such a reclusive, PTSD ridden guy

[storm jungle]

Well yeah

people dont know that either lol

hes been turned into a action slop icon

[jade holly]

Honestly the first 2 Rambo movies are peak

Rambo 3 is…

[opaque coyote]

Predator being a subversion for typical action movies only to get a lot of typical action movies.

Recently gotten back to it's roots though. Prey is a fucking great movie.

[solid horizon]

In the game rules Marbo has this rule where as long as he is not close to a squad he has lone operative, but he can help a squad that is in melee iirc

[jade holly]

Rambo 4 was unnecessary and I’m glad he at lost closure through Last Blood

[opaque coyote]

That's when the slop began

[storm jungle]

[solid horizon]

Get your meds bro, rambo 2 is dogshit

[jade holly]

I like the expansion on Yautja culture

[winged jacinth]

It didn't help that stallone was a dipshit so any change in writers had no pushback lol

[opaque coyote]

I kinda feel bad for Stallone sometimes.

But other times I get reminded he was kind of an asshole

Overall, I have no conclusion

Hollywood man...

A lot of fucked up stories

[solid horizon]

Stallone IS a petty asshole

[winged jacinth]

Didnt he die

Am i crazy

[jade holly]

Stallone is still alive

[solid horizon]

Guy takes himself too seriously and thinks he's still young

[winged jacinth]

I wonder why i thought he was dead

[opaque coyote]

I swear he's retired

[solid horizon]

That would be Fuck Worries, I meant Chuck Norris

[opaque coyote]

NVM

Dude you're 79

Stop

[winged jacinth]

Nah i remeber chuck dying as a separate thing it must have been some other dipshit

[solid horizon]

Stallone looks like an overblown tuna now

[winged jacinth]

I thought stallone died before norris too lol

[solid horizon]

Dont do surgery lads

[opaque coyote]

He looks like a Mafia boss

[solid horizon]

Same thing

[winged jacinth]

Shoutouts to people who refuse to age and get bogdanoffed

[solid horizon]

Probably is anyways

[winged jacinth]

Rip to 2 real ones

[opaque coyote]

Keanu Reeves moment

[jade holly]

Shout out to Paul Rudd who still hasn’t visibly aged because he made a dark pact with Tzeentch

[opaque coyote]

I misspelled his first name

[solid horizon]

Keanu Reeves has aged a lot imo

[winged jacinth]

Keanu reeves and paul rudd are doomed never to age that's a different thing

He has yeah

They hide it a lot in the movies

[opaque coyote]

Tzeentch? Nah bro made a pact with Undivided

He knows what would get him the better deal

[winged jacinth]

But in interviews hes definitely older

[solid horizon]

Kurt Russell still looks quite fresh

[opaque coyote]

Definitely in terms of actual body yeah.

In terms of looks

Nah

He's definitely still good looking

[solid horizon]

Idk, Reeves look a lot older than people pretend he looks imo

[opaque coyote]

But you can definitely see him get slower

[winged jacinth]

Paul rudd is the exact same person and will be until someone breaks the portrait in his attic

[opaque coyote]

Like the John Wick movies

Though tbf it's hidden by the fact that John keeps getting more and more injured

[jade holly]

I don’t wanna get Paul Clause’d

[opaque coyote]

So his age like

Fits

But the JW movies definitely has Keanu get slower

Just made up with in story excuse + well

It's John fucking Wick

[jade holly]

I’m so mad they never brought back the guy in the 2nd movie who was going toe to toe with him

[solid horizon]

He's fucking what ?

Sounds painful

[opaque coyote]

But there's definitely slower fights in the later movies because of Keanu's age

Although I actually like those

[jade holly]

Cassian was such a cool antagonist in John Wick 2

[solid horizon]

Also isn't the villain in the most recent JW movie literally Zatoichi ?

[opaque coyote]

Cassian?

[jade holly]

He’s the actor who plays IP Man

I believe

[jade holly]

Yeah

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I liked him too

[solid horizon]

Who is IP man

[opaque coyote]

First assassin that went toe to toe with JW

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/john-wick-chapter2-subway-missing-pew-pew-john-wick-gif-19250381

[opaque coyote]

Although despite the fact that Cassian and Doawkes are played by entirely different actors

For some reason I keep connecting the two instinctually

Erik King for Doawkes and Common for Cassian

[jade holly]

You know who I thought was cool in John Wick 4?

Nobody

[near wasp]

Then your lame

[opaque coyote]

Yeah he was pretty cool ngl

I like the bits of worldbuilding JW does

[jade holly]

The backpack that flips into a bullet vest??

He was a modern day cowboy

Bro even had the big iron on his hip

[near wasp]

You know I forgot a characters name was nobody

That's on me

I retract my statement

[jade holly]

Yeah he goes by Mr Nobody

[opaque coyote]

My favorite scenes in JW are the appearances of the receptionists that process the assassinations.

I love the 1950's outfits mixed with the tattoos.

[jade holly]

Or The Tracker

[opaque coyote]

The outdated technology used

Etc.

A mix of classic feminine vibes and violence

Which is what I love the most

I also like the use of things like

Old rotary phones

Typewriters and old 80's computers

Etc.

Clearly used so that they don't get tracked

Although I can't help but wonder how they even send out the requests.

[crystal forum]

people genuinely think suppressors are that quiet irl

crazy

[opaque coyote]

Considering Cassian and Wick fight in the train with the passengers literally just ignoring them

I just like to think that they're intentionally ignoring it and hoping they go away

Cause assassinations are so common

[jade holly]

Considering how many assassins and operatives there are in that universe (Look at the Hell that is Paris in 4), I doubt they’re all that fazed anymore

It feels like there’s more operatives than civilians in that universe lmao

[opaque coyote]

A fucking homeless guy was an assassin ffs

Honestly something that I would want as a JW movie is a civilian becoming an assassin. Like how exactly would you even join that "world" so to speak?

Are there centers for training?

[opaque coyote]

Honestly my interpretation is that

Although the underworld is almost definitely bigger than like irl.

I still feel like the amount of normal people outweigh the assassins.

It's just that this is the type of shit that happens everyday. Replace Cartel with the Continental and have it be worldwide

You turn on the TV and you see that an area has become a bloodbath due to two assassins duking it out

And you just have to accept it

The government not being able to really do anything because of the sheer amount of people

And also because many politicians use their services themselves.

[jade holly]

No matter what the case

Neither side will ever be as glorious as the one true king of the Wickverse

https://tenor.com/view/blowing-the-match-bowery-king-john-wick-chapter4-blowing-the-flame-turning-off-the-light-gif-26625889

[opaque coyote]

Imagine turning on the TV and seeing

[jade holly]

Bowery King my beloved

[opaque coyote]

"The president has been assassinated"

sigh "Again? That happens like every 5 months now..."

[opaque coyote]

True

[crystal forum]

what if the president is also an assassin

and he kills all his assassins

[opaque coyote]

Oh most definitely

You have to be

[crystal forum]

this is an assassin eat assassin world

[opaque coyote]

Most presidents would definitely be like

[crystal forum]

have we seen ninjas in the wickverse yet

[opaque coyote]

At minimum someone like Andrew Jackson or Theodore Roosevelt in terms of how fucking crazy and capable they are in kicking ass

[jade holly]

Yes, that fanboy in JW3

In a fight scene that went on so EXTREMELY FUCKING LONG

[crystal forum]

we're like one movie away from wick going to japan mark my word

[opaque coyote]

At least there's one benefit

Every politician in the JW verse would probably be able to beat your ass

[storm jungle]

Jay

he literally goes to Japan

have you watched any of these movies

lmao

[jade holly]

Clearly you need to watch the 4th movie

[crystal forum]

uh the first one

[jade holly]

[storm jungle]

bruh

actual tourist

[opaque coyote]

Bruh

[storm jungle]

yeah you cannot talk about john wick by just watching JW1

remove this guy

[opaque coyote]

The second movie is my favorite

[jade holly]

I bet Jay hasn’t even seen the scene where John Wick uses a horse as a weapon

[storm jungle]

his Continental assets are revoked

[opaque coyote]

Gun tasting scene top tier

[crystal forum]

the what

[opaque coyote]

Watch the rest of the movies

[jade holly]

You’d think I’m joking

But no

[opaque coyote]

They're all peak

[crystal forum]

idk where to watch them

[jade holly]

BUY THEM

[crystal forum]

i would if i could

[jade holly]

🗣️ 🔥

[opaque coyote]

OR PIRATE THEM

[jade holly]

Nah

[opaque coyote]

JUST FUCKING SEARCH UP JOHN WICK 2

[jade holly]

These movies are golden

[opaque coyote]

PREFERABLY BUT THEM THOUGH

[jade holly]

They deserve to be watched truly

[opaque coyote]

*BUY

THEY DESERVE IT

[crystal forum]

one day

rewatching andor rn

[opaque coyote]

...you will not die today

[crystal forum]

man the sound design is so good

[opaque coyote]

I haven't watched Ballerina yet but I heard it's also good

[jade holly]

Charon out here being the best Concierge I’ve ever seen in a movie ever (spoiler don’t click) ||Don’t you dare say anything about what happens to him LAATI ||

[opaque coyote]

Also I just find it funny that John Wick is like

A magnet to cars

The man either drops on or gets hit by a car

[jade holly]

I still need to see The Continental

[opaque coyote]

Every movie

Without fail

[jade holly]

I’ve yet to watch the Expanded Universe stuff

[opaque coyote]

Like no wonder his car got jacked

Cars seem to get fucked up near his presence

The amount of times he gets run over is ludicrous

Like at this point, John should've moved to like fucking Mongolia with his wife

But he'd probably just get hit by a horse instead

Seriously. Here's a drinking game that will cause your liver to die.

Take one shot everytime John Wick gets injured by a car throughout all four movies

(Don't actually do this you will die)

[crystal forum]

john wick is immune to cars

he slowly built an immunity

by microdosing car accidents

[jade holly]

DOOMBOTS MODELED AND USED IN GAME I KNEW I WASN’T FUCKING CRAZY AAAAAAHHHHHHHH
https://youtube.com/shorts/kXZuuEnedXc?si=ePIGji7IdxUuwteq

[opaque coyote]

You fool. You think Dr. Doom wouldn't make his presence known as soon as possible?

https://tenor.com/view/only-doom-animated-villain-gif-10411972

[jade holly]

I’m just terrified he’ll be a duelist

Because those Doombots look small and they’re meant to look exactly like him

But that was years ago so maybe when he finally gets added (hopefully during Doomsday) he’ll be a vangaurd

[opaque coyote]

Needs to have a Team-Up with Reed Richards

[jade holly]

Or better yet another multi role hero like Deadpool

[opaque coyote]

And the dialogue would purely be insults on Doom's half

While on Reed's half it's just him being like

"Okay yeah whatever you say"

[jade holly]

Fun fact: Doom’s VA is the same VA for a hero already playable

In the game

[opaque coyote]

I am fucking awful at deadpool

Seriously I have

No idea how you play the mf

Of fucking course he has the most confusing kit

[jade holly]

When playing Duelpool you’re not playing Rivals

You’re playing fucking Mario

[opaque coyote]

Punisher is my favorite character so far

He's simple

[jade holly]

Have you seen his movement?

[opaque coyote]

Gun.

[jade holly]

Punisher makes Spider-Man blush with his movement

[opaque coyote]

I fucking hate spiderman

[jade holly]

I used to hate Spiderman

But then I learned something

[opaque coyote]

I now understand Jonah

JUST

FUCKING

[jade holly]

I main Ultron, the skies are mine to control

[opaque coyote]

STAY STILL

SO I CAN SHOOT YOU

[jade holly]

Anyone in my airspace gets the railgun

ANYONE

[opaque coyote]

I like Angela

[jade holly]

That’s…

Not Angela

[opaque coyote]

Fly around like an asshole

Stab people

Occasionally go down and slash

Fly up like an asshole

[jade holly]

Oh you didn’t reply to the image

[opaque coyote]

Lo

Also muscular woman

[jade holly]

I’m waiting for my next big 5 to be added to Rivals

[opaque coyote]

Mmmm

Now that's my type of gooning

Female preferences aside.

I tried Magik

She seems fun but due to my severe skill issue

[jade holly]

From least to most anticipated:
5. Luke Cage

4. Arnim Zola

5. Doctor Voodoo

6. High Evolutionary

7. War Machine

[opaque coyote]

I legitimately have

Zero idea how to play her well

[jade holly]

How tf??

[opaque coyote]

Or well

[jade holly]

I said 5-1 in that list

[opaque coyote]

At least not without getting shot

[jade holly]

How is it 5-9????

[opaque coyote]

Discord

Yeah I encountered that also

[jade holly]

There we go

[rocky gale]

Give me Baron Zemo man

[crystal forum]

why are they both naked

[opaque coyote]

They're two men beating each other

[crystal forum]

and why is battle beast's ass so fucking hot

[opaque coyote]

[jade holly]

I kinda want Red Skull but I see MANY reasons why he wouldn’t be added as he normally is

[opaque coyote]

I want red skull also

[arctic talon]

don't worry about it

[opaque coyote]

I don't care if Chuds

Flood Marvel Rivals even more

I want to play as the fucking Nazi

[arctic talon]

There's like 1 villain in marvel rivals total

lol

and its fucking Hela

2

actually, Ultron

[rocky gale]

Magneto

[crystal forum]

isnt ultron a hero sometimes

[rocky gale]

Loki

[jade holly]

Hela, sometimes Loki, sometimes Mag, Ultron (sometimes a hero)

[opaque coyote]

Venom technically counts but that depends™

[jade holly]

In the West Coast Avengers yes

[rocky gale]

It's Marvel everyone is a hero sometimes

[opaque coyote]

Got an actually good redemption arc for a while

[jade holly]

@arctic talon

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-mr-boss-smiling-friends-mr-boss-smiling-friends-alan-gif-18160162125023876979

[opaque coyote]

But Venom was originally a villain

[arctic talon]

just do Baron Zemo or some shit

[opaque coyote]

And is often seen as one

So Venom counts

I actually like what modern Spiderman comics did with Venom and J Jonah Jameson

[jade holly]

You know the Beyonder right? @opaque coyote

[opaque coyote]

Yeah

[jade holly]

See the funny dark void where The Hood’s face should be?

[opaque coyote]

That's him?

[jade holly]

And you know how that Hood gives him powers straight from Dormammu?

[opaque coyote]

Or a member of his race

[jade holly]

Yeah that’s Hood

[opaque coyote]

Oh shit

[arctic talon]

give us Task Master

[jade holly]

The Hood is now wearing a mask that gives home powers that make him rival The Beyonder

We are absolutely fucked

[opaque coyote]

Isn't his main schtick about predicting which moves someone would do?

[jade holly]

Photographic memory

[opaque coyote]

How TF would that even translate to gameplay

[jade holly]

Copies a person’s fighting style perfectly

[arctic talon]

his main schtick is he has perfect photographic memory

[opaque coyote]

Oh nvm

[arctic talon]

he is just a "normal" person though

normal as in comicbook "normal"

[jade holly]

But yeah Elite

The Hood is wearing the Eternity Mask

[arctic talon]

neat

I have no clue who that is

💀

I'm a casual

[opaque coyote]

I find it funny that his ass was like

"become a hero? No I want money. Become a villain? No I get my ass kicked by people like the Hulk. Now become a trainer of the villains..."

[jade holly]

A guy wearing a hood that’s imbued with Dormammu’s powers

As he has a demonic transformation

And the Eternity Mask grants the wearer powers on a cosmic scale

He’s fucking double dipping in massive power ups

[arctic talon]

Well Task Master worked for SHIELD originally

[opaque coyote]

The people who earned the most from the gold rush are the ones who sold stuff to the miners after all...

[arctic talon]

he just found out being a killer for hire and instructor made more money

lol

[jade holly]

He was also in Ironheart but they made his hood a thing tied to Mephisto for some reason

[jade holly]

And then the whole Moon Knight thing happened

[arctic talon]

personal 9/11

ngl

I would have had 0 issue with the MCU taskmaster if they were a smartass yapper as well

[opaque coyote]

I love how he fears Moon Knight and Deadpool the most purely because they're fucking crazy

[arctic talon]

Because thats the best part of Taskmaster

[jade holly]

Deadpool is unpredictable, Moon Knight just doesn’t fucking care

[arctic talon]

he's a fucking smartass

[winged jacinth]

I like that the concept for taskmaster was
Good at learning
Very practical

[jade holly]

He’ll eat every hit you throw at him just so he can land the meanest punch on you

[arctic talon]

Tbh

also learning from either of them is a horrific idea

Deadpool literally can't die

Moon Knight is mentally ill

[jade holly]

God I hate what they did with Taskmaster in the MCU

#NotmyMasters

[arctic talon]

ngl

if she was a fucking yapper

I would have been fine with it

but nah, generic boring silent antagonist

lol

[jade holly]

Nah her powers weren’t even photographic memeory

[opaque coyote]

Deadpool's fighting style is literally just him doing random shit cause he can easily get away with it.

But he's still extremely skilled so when he locks in. It's something to genuinely be afraid of.

[arctic talon]

oh yeah thats right

it was a fucking chip or some shit

[winged jacinth]

Yeah lol "im gonna fight like deadpool" ok you're gonna take a lethal wound to land a nick on your enemy

[jade holly]

that’s like the main thing you have to have with Taskmaster

[arctic talon]

still so fucking funny Taskmaster can use magic

because he just copies literally everything

[winged jacinth]

Learnable!

If anyone can do it with enough effort, so can my man taskmaster

[jade holly]

This creature hold no thoughts inside his head

[opaque coyote]

I also like Bullseye due to how he was made to basically be

An absolutely crazy asshole. With his famous Bullseye basically being a constant mocking of "Hey hit me here dickhead"

[jade holly]

The whole target on the head reminds me of a guy from the Vietnam war I believe, the White Feather

had a white feather in his hat to give his opponents a fair chance

[winged jacinth]

It does make a lot of sense that deadpool generally never uses any kind of thought out technique because he legitimately doesn't care about any response you might have