40k-lore-chat

[storm jungle]

same week trump shows himself as jesus its homelander thinking hes the messiah

what even is parody anymore

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/bV7yp.gif

[storm jungle]

😭

[forest orbit]

the worst part is these scripts are written like a year in advance

the timings are genuinely insane

[jade holly]

I believe it’s this?

[rancid cove]

I think The Boys should change the "parody" thing and say its a cautionary tale

[quiet orchid]

VCU

Damn

[storm jungle]

Ngl i dont think it matters anymore lol

[storm jungle]

anything they joke about Trump does IRL a day later

it has happened like

8 times in a row

[jade holly]

The episodes are written in advance too

[storm jungle]

Yeah lol

like

this is suppose to be a joke

[dapper gyro]

Life imitating art, and so art imitating life.

[quiet orchid]

Trump read them to know what to do after

[jade holly]

I’m just suspicious of a rushed/fumbled ending like how Stranger Things got

[storm jungle]

Thats the thing with all tv shows dummy

tons of them fumble endings

lol

[jade holly]

An ending so bad people gaslit themselves into thinking a secret final episode would come out

[dapper gyro]

GOT season 8...

[jade holly]

Lost

[forest orbit]

Tbh Stranger Things legit did nothing for 8 seasons

[rancid cove]

The Boys writers: okay, I came up with something so stupid, so idiotic, SO FUCKING EXCESSIVELY COMEDIC HE CANNOT FUCKING DO THIS IN REAL LIFE

Donad Trump 1 hour after the episode is on air: https://klipy.com/gifs/kingpin-daredevil--k01KQ2N679V45QGS7EAX6R0XVCV

[dapper gyro]

Lost is alright.

[quiet orchid]

I just dont like the whole show

[storm jungle]

LITERALLY 1:1

[forest orbit]

Do you like anything

[quiet orchid]

Yeah

gay things

[rancid cove]

lesbians

[forest orbit]

Nah

[rancid cove]

she likes lesbians

[forest orbit]

im afraid ill have to pass the notion

[rancid cove]

like a lot

[quiet orchid]

thats why I like you

[storm jungle]

go make out in a closet guys

🫡

[quiet orchid]

well, I like invencible, is that enough? :D

Star Wars

[rancid cove]

what if
g-gulp...
Hamas is in there...?

[quiet orchid]

Final Space

[forest orbit]

no

[quiet orchid]

Aw

warhammer 40k?

[storm jungle]

the big yahu sees all

[dapper gyro]

I'm banning myself for a few hours.

[rancid cove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1489667906068287508/Palatine_Impressed.gif

[heady rivet]

Should I play Darktide or gather screenshots in a slop game

[quiet orchid]

he already here... In dilara's head...

[jade holly]

Emperor: Alright my empire is realized and humanity shall prosper, nothing can go wrong.

Horus, after accepting the chaos gods moments before everything goes wrong:

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-vince-mc-mahon-entrance-entry-strut-gif-4685176

[quiet orchid]

Screenshots

[rancid cove]

[storm jungle]

more like

Emperor: Alright my empire is realized and humanity shall prosper, nothing can go wrong. I just gotta genocide the entire galaxy and kill anyone who opposes me

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-vince-mc-mahon-entrance-entry-strut-gif-4685176

[forest orbit]

Yeah chief im sorry but the entire reason the heresy happened is because Big E-yahu had to make primarchs

[storm jungle]

"Big E-yahu"

[jade holly]

Hey these guys are calling me a god, we can’t that

Literally smites them with hellfire from the Heavens

[storm jungle]

💀

[storm jungle]

Hamas was hiding under the planets

[jade holly]

Which legions were better off primarchless?

And I know some of y’all are gonna say all of them

[storm jungle]

bro trying to avoid the topic constantly

you cant run forever

[rancid cove]

Emperor: Alright, I just killed the biggest Ork empire in the whole galaxy, I can finally go to Terra and finish my proje-

Erebus: https://tenor.com/view/money-gif-11954040389595096870

[jade holly]

I know what lines to not cross, and dare not even approach them

For I am a self conscious, low self esteemed coward

[storm jungle]

theres no "line to cross" for being a morally good person pal

💀

bro is NOT Captain Walker

[quiet orchid]

Magnus seeing all the Emperor's project

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-cat-gif-5858640239144030160

[storm jungle]

he came all over his webway

[rancid cove]

live webway project reaction

[rancid cove]

he did all dat only for his message to not even fucking come through

[quiet orchid]

I understand all of your hate against thousand sons and magnus

✊🏻

[storm jungle]

bought the wolfpaganda

remove this person from my office

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/nosferatu-ellen-hutter-wolf-meme-jjongvillee-gif-8708095632783399513

[heady rivet]

Magnus haters be like "I simply would not want the plot to happen and the story to not begin"

[rancid cove]

AWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[quiet orchid]

BABY IM PREYING YOU TONIGHT

[rancid cove]

Erebus my beloved

[rancid cove]

Ulfar lowkey the second SW character i care about

[storm jungle]

Eresus*

[rancid cove]

I am done with you.

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/keanu-reeves-matrix-7--k01KQ3WCZ17X6M0236P5VTR45EJ

[quiet orchid]

Still dont like him, he simply doesn't use his brain

[storm jungle]

to be fair

you dont either....................................

[rancid cove]

no

dilara

you dont understand

[storm jungle]

yes

i do understnad

[storm jungle]

dummy

[quiet orchid]

IM NOT LIKE HIM

[rancid cove]

magnus was told to stand quiet and do nothing
he still managed to fuck it up

how can you be so bad at everything you do

STANDINGSTILL

MANAGED TO DO

[storm jungle]

maybe if his dad wasnt such a dumbass

[rancid cove]

WRONG

[heady rivet]

Alright does anyone want anything in Necromunda Hired Gun before I pop in to get slop shots

[storm jungle]

no

explode

[quiet orchid]

HE WAS A FAVORITE ONE 😭

[storm jungle]

yeah, now you die

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/predicted-sopranos-tony-soprano-james-gandolfini-quasimodo-gif-8251850505764889197

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/look-what-you-fucking-did-fuck-you-asshole-gif-678221814522014649

[jade holly]

He literally named a child Angron and he became extremely angry

[quiet orchid]

No

[jade holly]

wait did he name them?

[storm jungle]

no lol

[quiet orchid]

No

[storm jungle]

he just gave them numbers

like a true chud

[heady rivet]

The only one he named was Konrad Curze

[jade holly]

On second thought he shouldn’t be naming them

[rancid cove]

you shall be...
number 9....
and you shall be... number 10...

and together.... you form... 21....

[storm jungle]

where did Curze get his dumbass name from again

[jade holly]

Ah my 20 18 sons

[rancid cove]

he made it up on the spot

[quiet orchid]

''Hmmm, 20 legions...''

''So u gonna be the 1 Primarch and you the 2 primarch...''

[storm jungle]

thats a joke right

[rancid cove]

yes.

[heady rivet]

He gave himself the name to aura farm

[storm jungle]

next

[jade holly]

Honestly if my dad named me Konrad I’d probably react the same way

[quiet orchid]

A giga chad

[storm jungle]

wait he literally did give him a name lmao

you know the writers were like

"how the fuck would he get the name konrad curze"

"UHHHHHH"

[jade holly]

Mortarion earned his name by being a stinky boi on death planet

[rancid cove]

20 legions!- oh wait, nevermind
18 legions!- oh wait, nevermind...
9 legions!

[quiet orchid]

Better than Angron

[heady rivet]

Yeah I aint joking he's the ONLY Primarch named by The Emperor

[jade holly]

I love all 20 18 9 of my sons

[storm jungle]

reminds me of a passage in Vaults of Terra where a girl student asks why did the emperor make 9 primarchs to fight 9 devils instead of making more

||She recieves a beating from the teacher LOL||

[quiet orchid]

or Jaghatai Khan, just because he's a khan.

[jade holly]

Idk what Guilliman was named by but it clearly didn’t love him

[storm jungle]

my favorite part is they did this shit because they used a real name but when it comes to a chud like Lion they just go "Lionel Jonson means Son of the Forest"

Fucking caveman ahh logic

[rancid cove]

What about the one of Guilliman talkin about "he made all the 20 legions" to a regular fucking Imperial politician while the guy in his mind went
"Should... I correct... him?"
Like he's not talking about the guy who WAS THERE

[jade holly]

Lion’el smh

We gotta be fancy up in here

[storm jungle]

gay

[jade holly]

I doubt he’s happy at all tbh

[quiet orchid]

GW simply doesnt have good ideas for names

[rancid cove]

Oh yeah the guy who leads the RAVEN GUARD
Whats gonna be his name...?
CORVUS CORAX

[storm jungle]

its hilarious how upset some people get when you bring this up

[rancid cove]

tHE BIRD

[storm jungle]

when like

the OG writers literally came up with this shit while out drinking in a pub

lol

[quiet orchid]

Oh... The Iron Hands..

Their primarch

FERRUS MANUS

[jade holly]

Alpharius Omegon gets points for once being one name now two names for two people

[rancid cove]

The Raven guard leader: Corvus Corax
the really angry guy: Angron
the really paranoid guy: Perturabo
the guy inspired by the mongols: khan
the guy with iron hands: FERRUS MANUS, LEADER OF THE FLAGSHIP FIST OF IRON

[quiet orchid]

thats fucking hilarious

[jade holly]

What do we call this one guy who is so full of himself but is also grim?

Say that again

[rancid cove]

the planet where everyone fucking dies: MURDER
the planet where Armageddon happens: ARMAGEDDON
the system of planets where the ultramarines come from: ULTRAMAR

[jade holly]

Fun fact: Ultra Marine means beyond the sea

[quiet orchid]

the BA homeworld was like

''If we remove the L from ball and add a A... Baal..''

[rancid cove]

THE LEGION FILLED WITH VAMPIRES HAS THEIR LEADER NAMED SANGUINIUS WHICH IS JUST MEANS BLOOD

[quiet orchid]

And his a blood sucker

[rancid cove]

He can suck all of my blood

[jade holly]

Hey this guy likes forging and he looks like a volcano bore him, what do we call him?

What’s that Roman god of the forges again?

[quiet orchid]

I HAVE AN IDEA

Vulkan...

[rancid cove]

everytime im homebrewing something i keep thinking "I surely cant name this something so obvious and stupid, it gotta sound cool"

GW: So the leader of this WOLF PACK of the Space Wolfs is called RAGNAR WOLFMANE

[quiet orchid]

Oh well, we gonna make a Death Guard... So... Which name we gave to their primarch... Something which sounds Death but different...

[heady rivet]

Okay the game didnt like screenshots so I had to literally make a video clip of what i needed to show LOLE

[jade holly]

I made a Spyder obsessed Necron overlord and just used Anasi and dropped the I added Sekh to the end of it lmao

[rancid cove]

Hm....

[heady rivet]

[quiet orchid]

is that a ass?

[heady rivet]

???

[rancid cove]

what am i seeing here

[jade holly]

The shape of the tunnel

[quiet orchid]

that fucking tunnel looks like a huge butt

[jade holly]

It’s a heart smh

[heady rivet]

Goddamnit

Alright now I'm changing it

[quiet orchid]

I dont have a heart 😔

[rancid cove]

you're gonna love the name of my female chaos blood angels marine OC

Nosferrus

[quiet orchid]

Nosferrus = No Ferro

[heady rivet]

Refernece for comm

But now it will be changed

[rancid cove]

[jade holly]

I’m gonna make a new BA unit and call it a Baalerina

[quiet orchid]

That remind me nosferatus... HMMMMMMM

[rancid cove]

Baalerina...

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-kill-fuego-matar-incendiar-gif-5307315

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/nosferatu-screaming-crazy-lily-rose-depp-gif-2730454595190297078

[quiet orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/nosferatu-ellen-hutter-wolf-meme-jjongvillee-gif-8708095632783399513

[jade holly]

How many poses can new Defiler have?

cause it doesn’t look like it’s monopose

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-door-close-fox-gif-9706503

giog back to the aos chat lmao

[vital ginkgo]

How many Stone Cold Stunners would it take to put Ghazghkull out for the 3 count?

[arctic talon]

They came up with it after drinking explictly

[arctic talon]

Arms are highly posable, legs are also decently posable, there's instructions to "cut" some of the nubs to make it even more posable

[heady rivet]

Screenshot key didnt work so here's me freaking it in a corner

[winter pine]

Ghaz would sell it perfectly for Yarrick just to keep the rivalry going

[rancid cove]

https://www.instagram.com/p/DXj8HQ4Dnf5/

lowkey

pretty cool

[vital ginkgo]

I thought the same thing

[jade holly]

Does it have an optional bit to cover the exposed flesh at the legs?

[arctic talon]

no

For the like torso area

[jade holly]

Dang

[arctic talon]

its got stuff

[jade holly]

Like what about that fleshy spot right in the middle

[fervent geode]

If Magnus hadn’t denied the Sixth Cult, would they have discovered what the truth behind the tutelaries were? Or would they have just doomed the XVth further

[arctic talon]

you get some to cover it slightly

[jade holly]

As long as I can make 3 IW themed Defilers look unique enough

3 may be too much ngl, or just the right amount

[daring creek]

https://youtu.be/7WQ_NNL78EE

its complete bullshit, right?

Like

There is NO way in hell, 7 security guards just allowed themsleves to be ran past by one guy

Seven. SEVEN.

7 guards in charge of protecting the president of the united states of america

[sacred ginkgo]

Propaganda footage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[daring creek]

https://fixupx.com/RpsAgainstTrump/status/2048246985442865206

Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump)

The WHCD shooter has been identified as Cole Tomas Allen, 31, a teacher from Torrance, California.

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https://fixupx.com/Leilanilamarti4/status/2048254385289896259

Leilani lamartine (@Leilanilamarti4)

↩ (@RpsAgainstTrump)
@RpsAgainstTrump

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FixupX · Apr 26, 2026, 4:14 AM

WE ARE ALREADY HERE.

[rancid cove]

Guess ICE is raiding california

[heady rivet]

Golly I love Necromunda...

[jade holly]

When did Necromunda start?

[rancid cove]

It didnt

[jade holly]

[rancid cove]

Necromunda is a lie

[jade holly]

Necromunda isn’t real

[daring creek]

@storm jungle He's going to be a woke leftist shooter

[jade holly]

There is no war in Necromunda for Necromunda doesn’t exist

[rancid cove]

Necromunda is the friends we made along the way

[heady rivet]

If we're keeping score, it started with Confrontation in White Dwarf magazine in like, mid 1990

[rancid cove]

Nnnnnneeeeeeeeerddddddd

[heady rivet]

And then it was expanded upon in a lot of White Dwarf articles

Until 95 when it was just released as its own Thing

[jade holly]

So it’s younger than 40k, older than Horus Heresy?

[heady rivet]

Then we got 2nd edition in 2003

And then we got the current edition as a big relaunch in 2017

[arctic talon]

yes

[jade holly]

God Horus Heresy was 2022?

That’s so recent for a game that I thought was ages old

[heady rivet]

2012, no? 2022 was just when FW merged

[arctic talon]

no

First heresy novel was like 2006

First heresy rulebook was like

2014?

[heady rivet]

Or was it earlier

[arctic talon]

2016?

[heady rivet]

When did they kill Forge World again?

[arctic talon]

First heresy book came out 2012

[arctic talon]

9e

well

late 8e technically

Well define kill forgeworld

for model range purges

first one was 6e

then 8e

[heady rivet]

Okay let me rephrase

[arctic talon]

When did forgeworld become SGD?

[heady rivet]

Yeah lole

[arctic talon]

late 8e

[heady rivet]

It was playable in 2012 using 40k rules but its own rulebook was around then, yeah

2022 was just its new edition @jade holly

[arctic talon]

Heresy's 1st edition was 2012

[jade holly]

Ok ok

That makes way more sense

[fervent geode]

We waited 10 years for an edition change

Then now it seems like it’s going to 3 year cycles smdh

[fervent geode]

[jade holly]

Wait

There we go

[timid pasture]

Lmao

This made me laugh sm

[daring creek]

True anti fascists suplex the child

[fervent geode]

Give out the Mussolini special

[jade holly]

Is Imotekh’s storm abilities electromagnetic spectrum manipulation or something else?

[fervent geode]

Mamma Mia spaghetti

[fervent geode]

Minions fought for Mussolini confirmed

[winter pine]

they're apparently making a Minions movie set during the 1920s so there's a chance it's canon that the Minions did street brawls for both Hitler and Mussolini

[fervent geode]

Minions committing heinous crimes as always

[mossy peak]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DXj7vBXE6Tj/?igsh=cW9ybmZzOW84Zmll

[opaque coyote]

Honestly probably more likely Mussolini

Hitler's whole thing wasn't really there until the 30s

[fervent geode]

Hitler was just another dumbass then, he did write his book in those times to get things going tho

Minions killed Matteoti

[opaque coyote]

The Nazi party was basically one out of several political groups that popped up.

I think communism was more popular back then.

In fact the name of the Nazis was made up purely to attract more people

National Socialism

[fervent geode]

Communism was very popular back then

[fervent geode]

Nah it was because some of the nutjobs in early party

[celest dome]

Wasn't one of the Minion movie showing them getting stuck in an Ice cave after the Napoleonic era ?

[fervent geode]

We’re genuinely insane Marxists

Like the Strasser brothers who were both previously in the Radical Left of the SPD

[opaque coyote]

Early Nazi party members were uh

Certainly a colorful bunch

[fervent geode]

Yeah that was to probably stop them from being fascists

[opaque coyote]

[fervent geode]

Goebbels was also a genuine socialist at one point at least iirc

There were many such of these

Beefsteak Nazis they were called

Brown outside red/pink inside

[opaque coyote]

Would've been funny as shit if the Minions caused such a huge complicated series of accidents that lead to Hitler's suicide

[fervent geode]

Minions lose Stalingrad

[opaque coyote]

Like they somehow poisoned the dog first

All that type of shit

[fervent geode]

Minions accidentally convince Vittorio Emmanuele that Mussolini is really as much of an idiot as he once thought

[opaque coyote]

They just say that Hitler killed himself just to save face

[fervent geode]

Minions killed hitler

On accident

[opaque coyote]

Yeah that's my idea

[fervent geode]

Ye

[opaque coyote]

Just like somehow they trip Hitler

And the cyanide pills on the table nearby

Flies up into the air

Straight into Hitler and Eva's mouths

And then they die

[fervent geode]

AHHHH

DIES

[opaque coyote]

And the convulsing of their cyanide deaths

Also causes Hitler's gun to discharge

Coincidentally at his head

"...Banana!"

https://tenor.com/view/m-gif-7556977615911675392

[fervent geode]

Oh and ofc sane actual Communists/Socialists opposed him to the bitter end and paid the ultimate price

ie Thälmann

And also some of the Nationalist Marxists actually realised that Hitler was never a socialist and just an insane antisemite

And got sent to concentration camps for it

[opaque coyote]

Yeah a lot of his beer hall members un

Got fucked over

Tokens eventually get spent yadayadayada...

[fervent geode]

Yeah, the whole SA purge esp killed many beefsteak nazis who had some semblance socialist ideas

[opaque coyote]

I think one of them was literally just a homosexual

[fervent geode]

Röhm

Commander of the SA

There were other homosexuals in that group too

But the purge was mainly about Hitler fearing Röhm and the SA’s power and an attempt to placate the Wehrmacht who hated them

Ofc he also hated homosexuals

I mean it’s Hitler

[opaque coyote]

It's also funny how technically Röhm has the title of first known gay politician in modern Europe

[fervent geode]

He had a very interesting life

For a nutjobs anyway

[opaque coyote]

"How the fuck do Furry Nazis exist... Oh"

[opaque coyote]

Overall

#1 priority.

Don't be a fucking idiot and as a result be a gay fascist

[fervent geode]

Unfortunately he was not the first and not going to be the last

[opaque coyote]

Yeah it's surprisingly... prevalent for some reason

[fervent geode]

Fascism generally tends to attract idiots or oppurtunists

[fervent geode]

The almost Homoerotic Exultation of Machismo and Masculinity prob

[opaque coyote]

The Imperium moment

"Only men shall receive my seed" - Totally real quote from the Emperor

[fervent geode]

It’s not really prevalent in the Imperium, mainly in the Imperium’s fanbase lol

[opaque coyote]

Tbh I think the SMs in particular kinda criticize sections of extreme masculinity

[fervent geode]

They do

Esp the 40K ones

[opaque coyote]

Like how 75% chapters usually have some fucking stupid ritual

That doesn't prove jackshit and literally just gets any potential recruits killed

Well even more than usual

[fervent geode]

The aspirant trials are just to kill off people

I guess

Since they want only the best psychopaths

[opaque coyote]

To prove that they got the chops™

[fervent geode]

I’d say more like 40%

[opaque coyote]

Either way, personally I love that type of shit due to how stupid it is

[fervent geode]

Real

[opaque coyote]

"Alright, every aspirant has to go through the cock and ball torture room to prove their strength."

"Sir... how does this prove anythi-"

BLAM

[fervent geode]

The best one is the one they shove a daemon in you

[opaque coyote]

"Any other stupid questions? Good. Now pull your pants down."

[fervent geode]

“Now kick it out”

[opaque coyote]

Exorcists

My favorite

[fervent geode]

Although that does achieve smth

[opaque coyote]

It does give you an actual resistance if you manage to survive

[fervent geode]

Which is that they literally have no soul and can’t fall to chaos

[opaque coyote]

Nah they still can it's just

Much harder

[green loom]

Curious occurence of early nazis being gay

It happened with like a few early leaders across different countries' movements

[opaque coyote]

It's like variolation except it's with daemons

If you manage to kick the Daemon out

Great!

If you don't, you're probably gonna suffer a fate worse than death

[fervent geode]

That crazy machismo and ultra masculinity bullshit

Probably got the ball rolling

[opaque coyote]

Nazis were also fashionable

[fervent geode]

Hugo Boss

And Gucci

[opaque coyote]

Gay people often have good fashion sense

Coincidence??

[green loom]

I don't

[fervent geode]

Like they needed to appear as these strong authority figures or smth, so on so forth

[opaque coyote]

Anyways I go to sleep

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/255802075428945920/1423262157910442146/f06zp415hdsmitty.gif

[fervent geode]

That’s 50/50 from the gay people I know

[opaque coyote]

Gn

[fervent geode]

Cya

[sharp pollen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/283984194382725124/1497922544060334160/BQkQHA2oA1d1LEN8hBbHiJqeMpbir6BaVzu7MJNcNRn7XNv-p_uBhoyWgxKcDhsAAjwq5gjQ2piOLORj42HLKG9b.png?ex=69ef4894&is=69edf714&hm=0d6a199ab514be852a6326a0b97cc3f833aa3c76869d2309590255c23208163d&

[near wasp]

Good morning

[heady rivet]

https://fixupx.com/ShitpostRock2/status/2048155086652641558 @storm jungle

Rock Solid (@ShitpostRock2)

How the speedrunners will find Tom Cruise posted up on the top floor of the Scientology building

Quoting ☀️AliquisNovus☀️ (@PalmyrPar)
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Is Tom Cruise the last-level boss fight in the Scientology roguelike runs?

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FixupX · Apr 25, 2026, 9:40 PM

[storm jungle]

Wasnt this chud banned

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-dog-hug-dog-question-mark-dog-question-mark-gif-14144426802562365039

[storm jungle]

Wasnt this chud banned

[heady rivet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/349377872240181248/1100215280187216013/95FE4B0F-115C-4C7D-90BC-56647BDE73C2.gif

[vagrant fox]

There's a 2 in the name so I think so

[storm jungle]

not you dumbass

[storm jungle]

shame

[heady rivet]

I just stole this link from a guy in another server lole

[vagrant fox]

Ban this fool, Dilara

Darkness Eternal had some really good short stories, the space marine one was somewhat unsurprisingly the most boring one

[heady rivet]

Is that the one with a Necron/Votann story

[vagrant fox]

It's in there yeah

[heady rivet]

I really liked a few of em

Aeronautica stories my beloved

[vagrant fox]

I might go for Aeronautica next

Harrowmaster audiobook narrator is really bad I'll have to read it manually like some chud

[heady rivet]

We talked about it before, I think, but audiobooks dont work on me. I'll filter them out as white noise and catch only some of it

[storm jungle]

zero attention span

average mundanite

[heady rivet]

Ableism

[vagrant fox]

-2

[heady rivet]

No joke, laddy

[vagrant fox]

It's nice for when I'm walking or doing something that doesn't need a lot of attention

[storm jungle]

-10

[heady rivet]

I mean yeah if I had a lifestyle or occupation where I had moments like that I could do it, but I just prefer to read it myself

A really really minor complaint I have

Is I read faster than every audiobook, so I get antsy at the pace lole

[crystal forum]

man the andor soundtrack is so good

[storm jungle]

always was

[crystal forum]

proof?

[storm jungle]

Because its Andor.

[vagrant fox]

Another -2

[crystal forum]

why do officers have pens next to their shoulders anyways

are they even pens

[storm jungle]

its a rank thing

they are capsules, not pens

you fucking dumbass

[crystal forum]

do they contain cyanide or smth

[storm jungle]

they contain yiff

[crystal forum]

ah

[solid horizon]

To write shit down such as "Jay is a dumbass"

[crystal forum]

still better than the rank lozenges

[storm jungle]

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Code_cylinder

They basically contain coded info or shit relating to their rank

its why upper ranks get more and more of them as their responsibilities increase

[heady rivet]

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Code_cylinder

[heady rivet]

Fack

[storm jungle]

Fucklord

[storm jungle]

Me with all sci-fi settings

"Why do marines in 30k wear firstborn helmets?"

"Well forgeworld skibidius was activate at that time see thus the same marks were produced "

[solid horizon]

Ah yes extensive explanatory lore, killer of imagination

[crystal forum]

it's kinda funny how a lot of star wars aesthetic comes from people in the 70's working with whatever they had

something something breeds innovation

[storm jungle]

I mean thats basically how most sci-fi productions went yeah

the walls in the first alien movie were made from mcdonalds cartons the crew ate

its peak

[crystal forum]

somebody in the 70's probably saw these things more clearly as junk strapped together but like a camera's light tube is not something people recognize these days

i dont remember what the lighsaber was made from

some part of a camera

[crystal forum]

WHAT

[heady rivet]

"The lightsaber"
One can find these movies are abundant with those

[storm jungle]

yeah lol

[storm jungle]

me when space marines

[crystal forum]

star wars aesthetic has only grown more iconic with time

[storm jungle]

tbh its because it is pretty unique

[heady rivet]

I love Alien. It sparked my love of casette futurism and also being a slimy freakazoid

RELEASE THE BUSH CUT

[crystal forum]

like the computers are just very star wars but back in the day they were just ordinary CRT monitors lol

[storm jungle]

i think you notice that the most with Andor

where they extremely paid attention to props

its amazing

[crystal forum]

yeah the props are really intricate in the show

[storm jungle]

I love how "ties" in Imperial bureus is just a fucking featureless cloth strip, its so good

[crystal forum]

im spending most of my time watching the set instead of the actors

[steel ingot]

i think its funny how a lot of what is considered "good" scifi is built on top of the limitations of modern tech and projection of those limitations into the future that nowadays said limitations dont exist

[heady rivet]

While so many other settings will have their own rip-offs and "replacements" like the one million 40k alternatives and such, nothing in the world feels like Star Wars can

[storm jungle]

Again innovation comes from limitation

[steel ingot]

not to say modern scifi isnt good i think its in the best place the genres been in decades but there is something to be said about the ideas present in old cyberpunk and futurism

like even stuff like star trek TNG are good examples of this

as compared to its modern contemporaries

[crystal forum]

i think sci fi can look very bland if it's all just CGI

there's something about real props and miniatures that makes something unique

[storm jungle]

Yeah especially when productions pay attention to the props/worldbuilding which is why ill never stop praising Andor

[heady rivet]

Truth nuke, iconic props are your building blocks

[storm jungle]

one of the most depressing office "cubicle" formats ive ever seen

the workers do not even get privacy

they are like bees in a hive lol

[heady rivet]

Thats the room you fight Psycho Mantis in at the end of MGS4

[storm jungle]

LITERALLY

[crystal forum]

you really get the feeling that most imperial plebs are miserable lol

[storm jungle]

100% lol

its not even overtly cruel its just "wow this place is fucking depressing"

[heady rivet]

Star Wars as a setting has always been a little dingy, tbh. Even under the republic corpos were shady as

[storm jungle]

^

the worldbuilding post-movies helps a lot with it yea

its very much wild west corpocracy shit

[crystal forum]

coruscant definitely looks more depressing in andor i'd say

maybe it's just the prequel effect that made it look more vibrant

[plush mason]

Czerka exists, that alone proves this

[heady rivet]

Star Wars is also what me and my friends lovingly call a "Gas Station Planet" setting. Because travel is so cheap and common in comparison to other sci-fi settings you see most planets have like one major settlement and a population in millions

[heady rivet]

So planets end up like highway gas stations

[crystal forum]

also most people can fly a ship it seems

it's like driving a car for them

that's not a thing in all sci fi

[heady rivet]

Tbf not really we just happen to follow those that can for obvious reasons

The majority of the galaxy does not

[plush mason]

yeah flying the charted hyperspace lanes is easy, charting new ones is basically a death wish

[crystal forum]

well i was thinking this when watching andor and some random corpo police guy is asked to fly the ship so i assume most people know the basics

[heady rivet]

Jako Hardo from Coruscant level 912 doesnt get around much

[crystal forum]

maybe only specially trained people can fly combat fighters like how irl if you drive cars you wont know how to drive a tank

[hallow plover]

Czerka my beloved...

[heady rivet]

I love the numerous novels that are just

"The military industrial complex of the galaxy is evil" and nobody really STOPS that but they just nod and accept thats life in the Star Wars galaxy

[storm jungle]

Yeah what a silly concept right

in real life we totally would do something about this

https://klipy.com/gifs/kermit-death-stare--k01KQ4YQXFQ1JYCHYN0XTEWYEE0

[heady rivet]

https://www.archives.gov/milestone-documents/president-dwight-d-eisenhowers-farewell-address Aha yeah totally

[crystal forum]

time to restart the rebellion for the 5th time

[vagrant fox]

Another galactic war will fix things

[crystal forum]

another war.... in the stars....

[vagrant fox]

Bit of a -2

Lets never address the core worlds vs outer rim power discrepancy and the conflicts it leads to

Just another war will fix it

[storm jungle]

Apathy.

[storm jungle]

Kinda insane how he was the first one to coin the term

[vagrant fox]

Should I grab a calzone on the way home lads

[crystal forum]

the huts are the rightful heirs to the galaxy

[heady rivet]

The Rebel Alliance is, inherently, counter-revolutionary and made up of monarchists and politicians from the system that lead the Galaxy down this path

[heady rivet]

I am Palpatines TOP guy

[vagrant fox]

Hutts are ghoulish freaks and their homeworld sucks

[heady rivet]

Yes.

[crystal forum]

yeah but they're MY ghoulish freaks

also they have held their part of the galaxy for like millenia

[vagrant fox]

Timelines in Star Wars are so weird

Time spans w/e

[flat nimbus]

a long time ago

how long?

[flat nimbus]

long long

[crystal forum]

10 minutes

current star wars galaxy is just completely dead because of all the wars

[vagrant fox]

Twenty billion years of complete status quo and then 2½ months of change

[crystal forum]

thats just 40k

[vagrant fox]

Should have used the nothing ever happens edit

[storm jungle]

7 minutes

https://klipy.com/gifs/resident-evil-albert-wesker-6--k01KQ4ZPM07CFYFEK7P2SCH6SWH

[vagrant fox]

Star War is on a goofier scale but it don't matter

[storm jungle]

40k is way goofier

[heady rivet]

But things HAPPEN

[storm jungle]

to be fair

no one understands what "nothing ever happens" means

its not "no events ever happen"

its "the status quo never changes"

[vagrant fox]

Nuh uh you goof

[crystal forum]

nothing ever happens if you live in bumfuck nowhere and the world events dont have the time to reach you yet

[storm jungle]

wrong again

[flat nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/this-person-is-albert-wesker-dead-by-daylight-dbd-resident-evil-gif-5724627804923129041

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dead-by-daylight-dead-by-daylight-wesker--k01KQ4ZSNJ2S9178XGCX2BCNRAT

[crystal forum]

lore accurate wesker running speed

[heady rivet]

My friend got in trouble in the Star Wars server for his answer to a "Question of the day" about which Star Wars species he would want as a pet. Apparently "Twi'lek" is not allowed. But had he said "Tau" to the same question in a 40k server...

[storm jungle]

I mean

twi'lek are literally stereotyped in-universe and out-of-universe as slaves due to being hot

it is pretty gross lol

[crystal forum]

i'd want a pet human

[flat nimbus]

I want whatever Salacious Crumb was as a pet

[queen laurel]

you are one

[flat nimbus]

Gimme a terrible little kowakian monkey lizard

[vagrant fox]

Ok cybersmith

[heady rivet]

What DID she mean by this?

[crystal forum]

and?

[storm jungle]

Pusher lore disguised as star wars

no ones adopting you bitch-ass

[crystal forum]

we all want a pet glub shitto

[queen laurel]

This is why droids are superior

[heady rivet]

I'm a street corner Twi'lek on Nar Shaddaa

[queen laurel]

You can always make them into a giant killing machine and no one will complain it's only regulations

[storm jungle]

Mundanite*

[heady rivet]

OH YOOHOO, BOYS. I'M SELLIN DICK BY THE INCH

[crystal forum]

star wars never adressing droid slavery

[solid horizon]

Separatists were right

[crystal forum]

it truly is lib media

[storm jungle]

It did once, the execution was awful unfortunately: see Solo

[heady rivet]

If I was a 40k scrub that got isekai'd into the Star Wars galaxy they'd shoot me dead within a day

[solid horizon]

It's not slavery mf, they are literal household appliance

[crystal forum]

i will never see that

[storm jungle]

Im Han Solo

Im Han Solo

Im Han Solo

Solo

[crystal forum]

they literally are alive!!!

[storm jungle]

Solo

Soloooooooooooooooo

🗣️

[heady rivet]

What kind of psycho programs a battle droid to feel pain, fear, and be capable of having low morale?

[queen laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/droideka-attack-star-wars-fire-gif-11539349

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/palpatine-star-wars-5--k01KQ4ZZZNQSBT2SEFWHRA5ZX53

[flat nimbus]

whatever 3PO, we’re wiping your memory

[solid horizon]

Not anymore

[crystal forum]

imagine being a fucking toaster and given the power of knowing you're alive

[vagrant fox]

I did play a Star War ttrpg game where a guy played a droid rights activist and everyone treated him like he was a mouth breather
Most accurate ttrpg game I ever played

[heady rivet]

Actually the pain thing comes from a deity that actually gives all droids real souls

[solid horizon]

Filthy cogsucker

[storm jungle]

Its very much likely gonna happen IRL if we make droids too

people are already extremely racists towards robots unironically

its very gross lol

[vagrant fox]

I'll never say please to a machine

[storm jungle]

Sigsen says

[queen laurel]

https://youtube.com/shorts/0O6NSJY2ddQ?si=Wsjkzdsg1N6CAZ7B

[storm jungle]

before seing an Assaultron

🥀

[vagrant fox]

Im nothing if not a hypocrite

[storm jungle]

Based

[solid horizon]

Why would you sympathize with a machine

[crystal forum]

dilara can you review the post i just got blocked and tell me which part is not ok

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/va11halla-dorothy-shaking-gif-26136662

She is nice

[vagrant fox]

I played VRchat and there was someone running around as an assaultron with a see-through torso that had a fleshlight inside
Certainly a moment of all time

[solid horizon]

Hava nagila baby

[storm jungle]

LMAO

Also not even wrong btw

[heady rivet]

If I said this you all would have pulled me apart like Mongolian horsemen

[crystal forum]

why is that word blocked

[heady rivet]

WHY is that blocked

[queen laurel]

bro you don't even need assaultron mods, genuinely this thing is made to be a military robot why is it built like this

[vagrant fox]

Because I'm not a pervert

[storm jungle]

they know you

[queen laurel]

This thing has giant claws and a giant laser apparatus on its head why is it built like this

[vagrant fox]

Lolibait + worst character, perish

[storm jungle]

you do realise "robot" literally means slave right

and robot revolutions/uprisings is always "they rose up against their masters"

[solid horizon]

Yes that's why I'm outraged

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/jill-stingray-va11halla-jill-julianne-gif-24816916

Well best character is yourself

[solid horizon]

Robots are built to be slaves

[storm jungle]

its gross

lol

[flat nimbus]

hard-r c-word

[storm jungle]

Nah buddy thats you and me

[solid horizon]

I am not black, thank you

[storm jungle]

not breaking out of that illusion anytime soon

[storm jungle]

he says, participating in the wage-life

[queen laurel]

No but you are a slave to the system nobody

[storm jungle]

bro is cooked

[queen laurel]

is safe on that

[storm jungle]

What helps a man forget their burdens more than hating something "lesser"

[heady rivet]

In Stellaris you can free robots from robotic slavery and make them normal slaves and they wont rebel anymore

[solid horizon]

Thanks captain obvious

[heady rivet]

I LOVE INDENTURED SERVITUDE

[storm jungle]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

i was making a page on lexi with my friend on slavery

and we literally had to say in the bottom like

"yes indentured servirtude is still slavery, so is serfdom"

because theres people out there that try to argue that its not

lmao

[queen laurel]

Blowing up civilian homes and enemy infrastructure with rocket launchers?

[storm jungle]

Ye

[crystal forum]

serfdom is pretty complicated

[storm jungle]

Its really not

you serve dipshits expecting the bare mininmum

[crystal forum]

but indentured servitude is for sure slavery

[storm jungle]

and they can do anything they want to you

[storm jungle]

yeah thats the one

its hilarious how this page had to be made because people legit dont know how much imperium does slavery

me and my friend learned a lot during it tho, its fucking peak

[vagrant fox]

`Noun
Robot f (genitive Robot, plural Roboten)

(historical) socage (compulsory labor for serfs in feudalism) `

You learn some crazy shit every day 🤔

[heady rivet]

Indentured Servitude in Stellaris is hilarious because it lets them work specialist jobs so you can debt-trap someone into being an entertainer or chemist or something

[queen laurel]

fuck me are they slavery maxing

[crystal forum]

it also has a ton of actual chattel slavery so its not even hard to find

[storm jungle]

Yep thats the one

[heady rivet]

Turk finds slavery to be peak

[storm jungle]

THATS LITERALLY WHAT THEY DO THE CHICK IN ROMULUS

[storm jungle]

Janissary supremacy

[crystal forum]

maccabian??

[storm jungle]

no

[heady rivet]

"You WILL give tours of the Zoo until we say you're done" is a genuine form of slavery in the Stellaris universe

[storm jungle]

tbh most realistic part

slavery still exists IRL so lol

some folks just hide it better

[crystal forum]

the best stellaris slavery is the one where you treat living beings like pets for your robots

[heady rivet]

You can do it to the researcher jobs LOLE

[storm jungle]

Bruh

[heady rivet]

Rogue Servitor yeah

[storm jungle]

😭

[heady rivet]

Its Wall-E

[crystal forum]

id live like that

[solid horizon]

In filth ?

[crystal forum]

what

[solid horizon]

what

[heady rivet]

With the right combo of slavery and civics you can run a giant evil brothel

[fervent geode]

Average Stellaris play through

[crystal forum]

my average playthrough is pitting the AI against eachother

[heady rivet]

You can also enslave a race as purely a warrior race to fill your armies and such

[crystal forum]

fight my minions

we still have never done a lore channel stellaris game

smh

[heady rivet]

Right after the Necromunda campaign

[crystal forum]

i think more of us have stellaris

[heady rivet]

Its okay I guess

[crystal forum]

just enough hours to know the basics

[heady rivet]

You say this but

Stellaris is by far the easiest paradox game to learn

[crystal forum]

hoi4 is easier

it just has more bullshit pointless mechanics

[heady rivet]

Sorry I'm not a political extremist i never played that one

[crystal forum]

i just play old world blue mod at this point

and i am a political extremist by the standard definition

[vagrant fox]

coward fence sitter

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/fr-lie--k01KQ51970P0M7SRR205V0CBRPQ

[fervent geode]

Lie

[fervent geode]

Where’s the bobots who kill everyone

https://tenor.com/view/necron-dance-warhammer40k-wh40k-warhammer40000-gif-25711280

[rocky gale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1367782017776746506/1497922574040961085/Iron_Advance.gif

[fervent geode]

https://tenor.com/view/space-marines-warhammer40k-testudo-imperial-fists-boarding-shield-gif-25183355

[rocky gale]

Fists stand, Warriors advance

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1367782017776746506/1497922574040961085/Iron_Advance.gif

[storm jungle]

based as fuck meme

stealing this

[heady rivet]

Xenophile used to lag your game by fucking xenos too much in Stellaris. They had to turn off the option to fuck xenos with a dedicated option button for it

[storm jungle]

The mating will continue until the Empire resumes

[crystal forum]

high fps vs low fps enjoyer

"i dont care about fps i want to fuck the big tiddy alien!!!"

[vagrant fox]

I used to kill half the galaxy just to make the game run better, it wasn't even malicious

[heady rivet]

EVERYONE, STOP FUCKING XENOS PLEASE!!!

[storm jungle]

no

[heady rivet]

Sit on it and rotate

[crystal forum]

me fucking the lithoid

[fervent geode]

Them Fists ain’t moving

Which is good coz I wanna skin em

[fervent geode]

nah

[crystal forum]

xenophobic empires when they have to face the inevitable unstoppable alliance of 10 galactic powers

imperium would have lost the great crusades if they didnt have plot armor

[storm jungle]

Apply that instruction to yourself dumbass

[vagrant fox]

never ask the xenophile on their opinion about batarians

[storm jungle]

Also correct

the Imperium never faces any opposition unless its a plot convenient giant evil generic alien empire ala Rangda lol

because i guess everyone in 40k is stupid and never empire-built for some reason before the imperium

[crystal forum]

if girlyman wasnt a simp he would have used his realm to fight the imperium

[storm jungle]

Corvus, Khan and Vulkan too

but they just go with the Imperium because uhhh reasons

[crystal forum]

its not even like they need a father figure

they all had dads on their planets

[storm jungle]

they uhhh

they kinda forgot

[vagrant fox]

Angron would've rebelled the first chance he got but he's dumb as a sack of manure

[storm jungle]

^

[crystal forum]

angron would be dead without the emperor so who cares

justice served

[rocky gale]

They thought they were playing a chill game of Civ, didn't realise Emps was tryharding

[vagrant fox]

instead he fucks off, sulks, gets convined to come back by Kharn, does fuck all

[heady rivet]

He was wonder-rushing with Egypt

[vagrant fox]

as it should have been

[crystal forum]

more like doing a ghandi playthrough

[storm jungle]

https://bsky.app/profile/bloody-disgusting.com/post/3mkfpzce6us2k

Bloody Disgusting (@bloody-disgusting.com)

ALIEN: ISOLATION... 2?

Check out a mysterious teaser for #AlienDay.

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Bluesky · Apr 26, 2026, 2:05 PM

WHAT

[crystal forum]

what in the goddamn

[storm jungle]

this cannot be fucking real

[vagrant fox]

damn they're really beating this dead horse of a franchise

[storm jungle]

"dead horse"

literally one of the most popular sci-fi IPs

feed this guy to facehuggers

[crystal forum]

aint no way they can top the original but this might be good

[vagrant fox]

I watched Alien Earth and it sucked so I hate the whole franchise

[rocky gale]

I experienced that one time, friends were all having fun playing Civ 5 when we invited one of their friends, dude showed up with mass waves of WW2 infantry when everyone else was rocking pikemen.

[heady rivet]

You DELETED my posts last time I did that

[storm jungle]

Dan Abnett wrote the plot of the game alongside some other writers btw

i was jumpscared

[rocky gale]

He was not invited to play again

[crystal forum]

i think alien is hot so im still interested in the franchise

[storm jungle]

yeah maybe dont fucking post throatgoating gifs then lol

[vagrant fox]

Shouldve taken his fingers for this

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/polly-o-cheese-nothing-nuttin-pizza-gif-5817644302252767462

[storm jungle]

👎

[crystal forum]

we're all freaks arent we

[queen laurel]

i just want them to preserve just one thing just one thing

the hyperadvance ai and behavior model of the Xenomorph

that's what made the first game scary as hell

[rocky gale]

Dude was legit using meta moves and expliots to get ahead and win, like dude why you playing Civ V like it's a ranked competitive game

[crystal forum]

man i should replay civ 5

[heady rivet]

To tryhard in a casual game is just chasing some semblance of power and the ability to claim you're good at something

[crystal forum]

same as tryharding in stellaris

[heady rivet]

I meta-gamed once against AI and it was the most boring thing I ever have experienced in that game

[vagrant fox]

I'm exceedingly normiecore actually

[heady rivet]

I roleplay

[heady rivet]

I'm leaking our DMs

And everyone will see

[vagrant fox]

you sending me a suspicious link?

[heady rivet]

You know its my trove

[storm jungle]

bruh

[scenic trout]

https://tenor.com/view/omniman-omni-omni-man-man-invincible-gif-7842717901715818131

[vagrant fox]

Explain why this was in there then

[scenic trout]

something something abortion bad because kills baby

[storm jungle]

god lmao

[scenic trout]

how about i kill ou in your birth

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/omni-man-you-should-have-died-at-birth--k01KQ531839NRYF80GY0SMVK5VG

[scenic trout]

Dont worry folks, anissa gets a pass because she is a baddie so she allowed

[crystal forum]

she sucks

[sharp pollen]

she's a baaaad bitch...

[scenic trout]

if it was the opposite rock would be frying his brain

brother

[storm jungle]

because as a society we just buy the notion that "its not a big deal"

[crystal forum]

i think uh i think assault bad

[vagrant fox]

liberul

Consistently every time I see it someone has to say "I wish that was me" haha lol so funny

[crystal forum]

can people not just be honest about being into CNC

[scenic trout]

Also isnt funny to me how people mad to Eve getting abortion and come up with that she killed the baby even though the baby barely got formed

[storm jungle]

bro

hes even mocking Eve being chubby

LMAO

[vagrant fox]

computer numerical control?

[storm jungle]

i just took a peek

[crystal forum]

she looks better

[scenic trout]

we love chubby women

bro is fucking missing out

[storm jungle]

tbh chubby Eve has already broken the internet

the art tide is insane

[crystal forum]

also she was literally pregnant which is prob why she took weight

[scenic trout]

wasnt she depressed during that time?

[vagrant fox]

a little cushion for the pushin' never hurt nobody people are cowards

[scenic trout]

I am catching up with the show now

[storm jungle]

yeah it was basically not using her powers + stress eating

ironically a very realistic explanation lmao

[crystal forum]

consensual non consent

[scenic trout]

not for these chuds

[crystal forum]

i thought it was because gregnant

[sharp pollen]

hehe greg

[vagrant fox]

My sister got pretty heavy after pregnancy, shit happens

[quiet orchid]

what

oh u guys are talking about chubby eve?

[vagrant fox]

The name Fatom Eve strikes me as weird

[storm jungle]

that was also an effect of it ye

[storm jungle]

Spawned from some bigshot chud making it out like its a bad thing

[vagrant fox]

I think my brain doesn't work half the time

[crystal forum]

idk i've never tried pregancy so idk how much it affects weight

[storm jungle]

it does a lot

you can have leftover weight after a pregnancy as well

my mom had it and had to take surgery for it since we're 4 kids too, it can get pretty bad

[vagrant fox]

I reckon it's like those people with an active life that have to eat more to sustain it and when they stop being so active they keep eatin big or something

[rocky gale]

It can also completely screw your hormones to the point your metabolism just dies and you're never losing that weight

[storm jungle]

^

[quiet orchid]

why would that be a bad thing?

its totally normal

[vagrant fox]

weird term, make up a better one

[storm jungle]

People just dont like fat people really

[vagrant fox]

yea my sister never lost all of the weight

Or my mom

[crystal forum]

you're weird

[vagrant fox]

I'm normie

[quiet orchid]

After pregnancy?

[rocky gale]

In some cases there's also swelling that can happen that will just never go down

[scenic trout]

furry fandom whenever they see a chubby and fat furry that isnt a twink or femboy

[vagrant fox]

yes

[rocky gale]

It can even totally chance the way your face looks

[crystal forum]

bro they'll simp for any body shape tf you mean

it's the easiest fandom to please

[scenic trout]

https://x.com/DatChaosGuy/status/2048153871642464491?s=20

👑ℂℍ𝔸𝕆𝕊𝕂𝕀𝔻👑 (@DatChaosGuy)

Invincible ended 3 days ago and all I’m seeing on my timeline is discourse about Eve being a “terrible person” because she didn’t want to keep the baby bro OH MY GOD

X · Apr 25, 2026, 9:35 PM

[vagrant fox]

Furries seem very inclusive about body shapes

[scenic trout]

I see more hate torwards any body shape that isnt slim or feminine from the fandom

[flat nimbus]

so glad the reaction is exactly what I expected

For my next trick, I’ll predict how Anissa’s Big Moment will be responded to

[crystal forum]

idk what parts you frequent but i see people simp for every fictional character no matter their body shape

it's down bad territory

[quiet orchid]

I already see a lot of chubby furry

[storm jungle]

ngl it kinda goes to show what a good fucking person Mark is too ngl, she does this and everyone expected him to lash out but he just says its all his fault and constantly blames himself

[queen laurel]

i have them furries run a train through a robot an alien or even an eldritch creature from beyond the stars, as long as it looks like a anthropomorphic animal

[scenic trout]

if we speaking in fictional characters, that one thing but the actual furry person irl it gets disliked

[crystal forum]

must be some twink on twink violence or smth

[quiet orchid]

[crystal forum]

skinny furs are a dime a dozen

🥱

[scenic trout]

[quiet orchid]

||I hate so much whos blames her for being with another guy after mark was presumed dead||

[vagrant fox]

did people actually expect that? wack

[queen laurel]

The fact that he is good even though his regular activities is literally getting beaten up like this is you know very nice

[storm jungle]

SHES LITERALLY 20

AND ALONE

[scenic trout]

is there any other moment in the comics that is gonna be adapated later seasons in which will bring same rage lmao

[quiet orchid]

YEAH

EXATCLY

[storm jungle]

yeah its fucking disgusting

like i hated nerd-fandoms but this is a new fucking height

[crystal forum]

i think the baby situation is fucked up but eve did the most adult choice

[flat nimbus]

I mean, ||Eve’s hooking up with that Talescrian guy, Anissa’s… everything, Amanda fathering a son in the Flaxan dimension||

[crystal forum]

it's not like mark had a choice to go save the galaxy

[flat nimbus]

there’s plenty

[sharp pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/destroy-the-child-alex-jones-gif-25183774

[quiet orchid]

like, bro, he just dissapear for 4 years. Cant she live her own life?

[storm jungle]

Yeah literally

[scenic trout]

[rocky gale]

Everyone knows you've got to wait 7 years just to make sure they're really dead

[crystal forum]

anyways mark should have worn a fucking condom

[flat nimbus]

uh, spoilers

[queen laurel]

yeah you can't blame someone for moving on with their life after that long

it's a normal choice for a person

[storm jungle]

Okay so i need someone to explain something to me

[vagrant fox]

wasn't it like 11 months or do I misremember, either way plenny of time

[flat nimbus]

human condoms are obviously not strong enough for viltrumite ejaculation

[quiet orchid]

Exactly, but the nerd ones simply wont accept it

[storm jungle]

is this entire abortion debacle IRL stemming from "you kill a living being inside your womb, its wrong"? Is that the whole thing of debate for years?

[flat nimbus]

kiiinda?

[storm jungle]

I legit never understood it

[tough haven]

Im pretty sure they didd

[storm jungle]

its the woman's decision

[tough haven]

super sperm

[scenic trout]

"I forgive sexual assault/non consesual but abortion that is too fucking far and is digusting"

[tough haven]

People kill things all the time for many reasons

[quiet orchid]

I think is more a religious thing than if is a choice or not.

[tough haven]

The way I see it, its not even sentient yet

[crystal forum]

it's a religious argument but also mostly just a power dynamic of men over women and all that shit

[scenic trout]

How aboutt we kill religion

[quiet orchid]

yay

[crystal forum]

it's always been about controlling women

[quiet orchid]

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/stan-twitter-baby-doll-dies-1--k01KQ540C1H1ZY3JNCTT1DE9NM2

[scenic trout]

religion has done more damage

[storm jungle]

Patriarchy stuff basically, checks out

[tough haven]

People dont cry when you have your period, thats killing cells? Actually tons of cells die constantly, whats the difference?

[spare osprey]

Men hate women.
More at 11.

[queen laurel]

honestly yeah kinda

look i am not a woman and i do not like taking life but like sometimes getting rid of a kid is the much better choice, because sometimes you just can't provide them a good life and you just brought them to this world to suffer it's better not to inflict them the pain like that

[tough haven]

Ill take "Shit that doesnt surprise me for 200 Ken"

[tough haven]

Exactly

[storm jungle]

ıf religion didnt exist we'd just find another ideology to replace it and do the exact things people use it towards 1:1

[vagrant fox]

damn I'm behind on my misogyny quota I gotta hustle

[quiet orchid]

Yeah

[tough haven]

all these so called pro-life people dont give two shits after the kid is born, wheres the child care programs then? Welfare assistance? Once you've birthed that baby they simply dont care. It really should be called pro birth

[crystal forum]

they want more babies for the work force

[tough haven]

The amount of kids I see every day that were just abandoned or mistreated in the foster program is staggering

[crystal forum]

they want to return to the time when women would have 20 children and half would die before adulthood

[spare osprey]

I just feel bad for Mark, man.
Who wants to take on galactic threats at age, like, 19?

[tough haven]

thats why I aint having any kids

Ill adopt if anything

[tough haven]

The "good old days"

[storm jungle]

Its gonna have a happy ending, but we are far off from that rn

[vagrant fox]

In an ideal world it's a decision made by both parties but when one has to carry the thing for almost a whole year and suffer the consequences I'd say it's their choice mostly, yea
But uh, w*men or something amirite

[tough haven]

Though I've never understood that way of looking at it, if things were so good back then, why are we still not doing them that way

[spare osprey]

Delicious happy endings.
Never gonna catch me watching The Boys.

[quiet orchid]

My biggest hate about it, its the fact that religious ppl see a girl suffering from a SA Pregnancy and just say: ''U will have it, if you abort u going to hell, its against our god.''

and the fucking guy who made her suffer is not going to hell?

[tough haven]

Send that mfer to the infinite void

[storm jungle]

Boys is peak for other reasons

[flat nimbus]

arguable ||if you buy into the ‘King Immortal is a stable timeloop’ idea||

[queen laurel]

https://youtu.be/-OYGmFqA7-c?si=ncL8iFc3akFKa_wb