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Nick makes it look good.
i dont texture stuff. i make models for 3d printing
No inbetween tbh
oh wait we're tlaking about salvage guns
literally 90% of METROs guns...
another sick as fuck thing
I love them
the pipe guns are forgetable and shit in game
unless you turn them into miniguns
because their ammo is useless
in survival they're decent imo
pipe guns get really good for liek speed runs too next to the 10 mm
I love what they did to the AK in Fallout 4.
another underrated gem
Shovel AK
the 10mm pistol is also one where like you just turn it full auto and DPS enemies
I love that they redesigned this in the show
looks soooo much better
You know, I'm surprised Todd hasn't tried getting starfield weapons in fallout 4.
a mix between the 3/NV and 4 version
oh they did?
yeah
I wanna see!
fuckign what ami lookgin at
fallout 4 cemented modularity in the fallout universe
Shotgun
Ah
the Reich made nade launcher
I forgor
ph that maeks more sense
bike gun tho
oh nice middle ground
the stock is a bicycle seat
i think if metro ddint take place in russia people would hate the metro guns lmao
my fav hodge podge weapon is the hellbreath
i like the airgun more in terms of looks
the Tikhar is cool yeah
I still can't believe someone actually make an ak out of shovels.
the one funny dated piece of 2033 and last light is the kalash 2012 lol
tf does this even mean
idk what the manwell rifle/carbine is but i love htem
thing has no ejection port
The metro guns look like what i want out of fallout pipeguns lol
if metor was in the US people would be like "there is more guns then people why are peopel trash building guns" but being russian its alot more acceptable that real guns would be rarer
because the early versions of the AK12 which the kalash 2012 was trying to predict was gonna use caseless iirc
not my point
lol
it looks like uuuuh a spencer carbine but with a magazine?
even though there is a lore reason pipe guns would be more common in fallout 4 than real guns people still find it weird that people would make the pipe guns lmao
a real one?
They are not aesthetically pleasing yes, but they look easy to build
yeah it is
Firecracker powered
but back then rule of cool and such
With a silencer and all
That shits a hand cannon lmao
considering the kalash 2012 never makes an appearance again 4A realized it was better to just ignore it lol
im saying that the expectations of waht fier arms would be avaliable in russia compared ot the US is a good point for why the metro trash guns exist lmao
the guns arent rare in metro they're just all broken after 20 years of use so people had to make new ones
the Kalash is like the only real rare gun
The silencer did work, but eventually the barrel was clogged with powder and cracker residue
the metro would have tons and tons of guns because it's a fucking former soviet capital
since Hanza, Spartans, and Red Line have them in any real amount
more than new york city thats for sure
Real AKs are cheaper then prop ones 💀
is any soviet gun besides the AK knwon for withstanding anythign
true
Wait till you learn about airsoft sten and grease gun
funny as hell that gun never makes an appearence in metro lol
The PMM? Yeah
the AK platform included? thats a lot of guns
The AK platform is comically big
not inclduign any of the AK like subgenre
the only two semi auto pistols are the Loiffe and 1911 in Sam's DLC
fedcheck passed
I think you might like this:
the fantasy makes more sense
FJSAHFJSAJFAW THIS FUCKS WHAT IS THIS
I disassembled the gun but I think there is still a part of it laying in my room somewhere
well the mosin is still being used in some places and that gun is over 120 years old i think
Ashot...
They used the Mosin in Ukraine lol
Basically, an attempt before or during ww1 to turn a Lee Enfield, a bolt action, into a semi-auto rifle.
are you interested in early repeating weapons?
pretty sure the only conversion of a bolt to an automatic that was decent was the Huot
that never got adopted lol
fuck you britain
there was an idea when machineguns first started appearing that you could just turn a bolt action into an lmg
im literally saying the metro gun designs are cool with the outsider understanding of hte setting
Hell, they've apparently melted down all the surplus nazi weapons they've captured from ww2 to make more modern rifles.
and they work exactly like you expect
oh?
Russia, Ukraine or both
Russia.
Interesting
that metal is prob piss poor oml
There is only the original chamber piece remaining
Had a different barrel, cocking handle and had a whole shoulder stock
The problem was that it came too late. Like I think it finished developed a few weeks before the war ended.
I see it’s got the doohickey
I was completely wrong. It wasn't for making new weapons. They were melted down to be used for a church.
also the eletrolux charlton which is a lee enfield
yes eletrolux the washing machine company
Horrid
there's a ton of washing machine companies that dabble in arms manufacturing
odd overlap
these types of guns are funny to me because they're like attaching a steam powered hand to rack the bolt for you
very doohikey
They melted them down to use the metal in the floor.
funny enough, britain did have a steam powered anti-air weapon during ww2.
the Chauchat was pretty good iirc
but jesus
there's a reason we don't use mags like that anymore
It was basically a steam powered potato gun on ships, but the potatos were grenades.
yeah man just have no fucking cover on your very complex magazine
That makes 0 sense.
Besides the American one yes
walking fire is the most baller idea ever thought in warfare
Material tolerance is a thing. You can't just melt random weapon metal to make other things.
americans try and put box mags on everything and fail ...
so many aura pics from WW1
Chauchat is technically the first assault rifle
peenar
Tbh, it would make sense if you were melting down stuff like bolt actions and luger pistols if you could use the metal to make AKs.
Like how people failed to copy the AK so badly for a long time despite their reputation of being "cheap".
Turn out AK is not cheap at all.
naw the chauchat is like the first squad automatic weapon iirc which is different from an AR
Still no sense
BAR and chauchat fell under the term automatic rifle back then
Close enough
today they'd be used as LMG's in terms of doctrine
The wear resistance, toughness and other properties are not the same.
but in practise they were used more like battle rifles
You can't get ammo or replacement parts for weapons that are nearly between 80 to 100 years old.
the BAR having the the hip pouch to eat recoil so you can walk and fire
crazy ass doctrine
the army could never figure out how to use the BAR
If you redo the chemical composition of the material, it is cheaper to start with raw material.
Bar gave us lasgun
best BAR variant
crazy how the BAR saw till the Korean war
it was used in vietnam
special forces used it a bit
they cut it down i think
vietnam special forces guns are WILD
they'd take RPD's and cut off half the barrel
there's pics of guys who brough the fucking doorgun of a helicopter gunner as a backpack
And? The materials are not the same. You can't just melt stuff.
holy back and hip pain
Good point, but surely something could be revolved from the slag?
you're trying to extract logic from the Russian government
kind of a fools errand
what else would a country do with old guns tbh
usually what they do is just give them to poorer countries as "aid"
Yeah there was a variant of the M60 simply called the fucking "Death Machine".
A cut down version of the M60 with a backpack belt fed system
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Feel like this while reading these dweebs talk about guns
god forbid somebody has a hobby
my fav period of firearms is 19th to early 20th
I am honestly heavily disappointed we never got this type of shit in any game this genuinely looks really fucking cool.
If you dont have a deatomizing way I dont want to hear it
going from flints to caps to needles to smokeless in less than a 100 years is crazy
i have a very niche interest in early metallic catridge firearms
i love the martini henry
saving this slander
massive cartridges because they still didnt figure out magazines yet
The 1st belt fed machinegun was made before smokeless powdre.
the Martini is one of my fav guns
it's a very short period of time because magazines came really quickly
Gun development is wild in general.
Bullets nowadays basically occupy most of the "basic" mechanics on how a gun works.
You can technically just use a hammer and nail to fire a bullet.
...just like how you can technically skydive without a parachute

after they figured out smokeless powder and metal
really the biggest barrier to gun design was black powder
these two rifles were in some of the most important wars of the 19th century at the same time
funny asf to me
and the machinegun came a little bit after
the MH brass cartridges were wild
The maxim gun started out with black powder cartridge.
just a paper cartridge wrap in brass foil
yeah early metallic was kinda dogshit
still super funny to me the french really did try and hide smokeless from the world which yeah understandable but cmon
barely lasted a year lol
its what makes the chassepot so revolutionary
it was top of the line tech back then
more accurate and faster loading than its rival the Dreyse and it shows during the Franco-Prussian war
like half of japan's guns in WW2 were just copying the french
but this is 19th century france so like...
didn't matter in the end
idk it's crazy to me that france fucks up and refuses to modernize for two wars against germany
first the franco-prussian then ww2
This channel is just falsely advertised.
It's gen, like... 6.
what were they feeding high command back then 😭
I can't really blame them for WW1 since literally everyone refused to modernize
internal issues
also comparing to germany and prussia is just unfair
the culture was very different
it's called that but atp during the war all of what we would call "germany" was united under prussia
like bavarians and such
germany had been gearing up for european domination for like a decade before WW2 and france was just trying to not fall apart internally
it's still just crazy that it happened 3 times in a row the 2nd everyone was fucking stupid
Has anyone seen this before:
like the maginot line might have worked if it was actually manned
it was mostly unmanned is what im saying
Nandor

OMG, I just saw the video of the truck hitting the lambo.
i love this show
it's really good
Earliest recording of the word "Fuck", from 1885, when a technician at Volta Laboratory in Washington, D.C. accidentally recorded his reaction to a mechanical failure.
this is just old nokia phone recording quality
I wonder if I will turn 30 before fallout 5 is announced.
how old is u?
0 chance
Damn
Pretty sure bethesda hates that they announced stuff so early
What are Bethesda working on nowadays?
TES 6 mostly
Todd is quoted in saying it will probably be 15 to 17 years after Skyrim.
@solid horizon Ah I see why you call him that
I cannot read a single thing in this e-mail at all 
New Episode of The Boys is out
well
It came out 2 days ago
just didnt know

This episode is utterly fucked holy shit.
Definitely, probably older.
Supposed to come out after ES6
And honestly I bet Bethesda won't do another early announcement
Because they clearly only did it cause business
They had to make themselves look attractive to be bought out by Xbox
Todd severely regrets announcing it early due to the obvious impatience
So I bet that Fallout 5 wouldn't be announced early because of that

Also shows that Homelander could ||actually be taken out by a nuke||
So hey Humanity is not completely fucked

Also
Here's the interview of the director for the 2028 CoD movie
...
They deadass passed over Steven Spielberg for him btw
The guy who directed Saving Private Ryan
Mainly because he wanted complete creative control. He was also a CoD fan btw.
What's with companies and hiring people to make adaptations of franchises they hate wtf??

I think the only time where it actually worked out was Starship Troopers.
The director found the book dogshit
And tbf it is
Also
"You thought after work you could have fun for four hours? Fucking weakling."
thats about the only time it works, when the source is dogshit
granted starship troopers was not a good movie on release, it became a cult classic largely because of the things that got it panned at the time
Only an out of touch rich asshole like him would say that
That and old people
Bricky soy point
cars and men
£160 though
Only if you buy straight from GW like a nerd
Can get it like £120 elsewhere
Which is a bargain considering the Dorn tank is like £50-£60 on it's own
Where’re you finding 25% off?
Wayland had it 128
print yourself 
Print yourself some glasses while you're at it, nerd
🤓
Element also had it 128
Hobbyworkshop also 128
We gotta start striking people like this over the head with batons
Yea, like I already breathe in enough chemicals at work. I don't need to be breathing in all the resin shit at home too
Who knows, you might mutate into the next step of human evolution.
Yea but then I'll have an obligation to reproduce and I ain't got time for that
People who printed a resin 40k army in their bedroom with a window and a half vomiting up filament
This is a win!
I dont care that filament isnt resin
Reproduce? are you sure that if you can even do that at that point?
"I was able to print £200 worth of Warhammer and it only cost me £600 for the printer, £180 for the Resin and £200-£300 for all the peripheries I needed, this is a win"
Self printing also sucks because my favourite part of the hobby is building the minis and I hate working with resin as a material. So it would just be removing my main enjoyment.
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I mean in my case I get non-GW resin if I genuinely like that mini instead, or they have a part I want to graft onto something else
Very cool Adam Smasher lore, Pondsmith
Before and after getting Smashed
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Ah heck it's not my day today
My pot of quick superglue fell and emptied itself on my pants
Then metal abaddon and his spikes decided to fall on my foot Kratos style
What was that battle where Horus and leman Russ got into a stalemate
Thank you
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I cannot fuckinh believe that 40K space wolves got into a stalemate with literally the entire warmaster’s force
It wasn’t the entire force
Horus took a Vanguard to Trisolian
The rest of the traitor fleet was still moving to Beta-Garmon iirc
50 capital ships of every traitor legion, traitor imperial armies and warmaster Horus himself
I think the Mournival took them
That’s not many
The NL alone have 200 capitals
The Space Wolves translated into the Mandeville point unnoticed and could ambush them too
The Knights Errant with them had been tracking the Vengeful Spirit
A few thousand prob
For the bigger ones
ie Glorianas like Vengeful Spirit
The rest of the Traitor Fleet was moving on Garmon to prepare the march to Terra, so iirc the only Gloriana present was the Vengeful Spirit
It’s space wolves bullshit that space wolves basically by them selves held up against 50 capital ships of the traitor marines and traitor guard resulting in heavy deaths on both sides
Heartbreaking: Best scan of a PDF online is a guy that was too scared to just crack the books spine
The mixed force present didn’t include a lot of senior officers from many legions as far as we know so they were probably smaller vessels
I mean it was all the Space Wolves against a traitor vanguard in an ambush
And they got it pretty bad
So joever
The SW only revealed themselves when they were on top of Horus’ Fleet
All this jus tto setup fucking space marines arriving to help
YEHA LMAO
also Commissar Cuntraves shooting the steel legion officer and giving command to a Krieg general

Would’ve been cooler if the Ork Hunters saved him
Oh yeah speaking of
SW literally resurrected Yarrick
bro is a Skyrim draugr
Fucking what
yeah wolfpriests took his ass to fenris for a ritual
That sounds like fucking heresy
What
Armageddon century of humiliation
Wolf Magic
Shit like this is why the Wolves and Bearers got along
Munda is next
Shush
I FUCKING HATE SPACE WOLVESSSS
I'm very tired
30k revive muh Cyrene
40k revive muh Yarrick
THEY STOLE RESURRECTION MAGIC FROM ULTRA MARINES
Yeah but there was a cult of space marines who believed in Guilliman would be resurrected
Wait is that yarrick book out
In the ultra marines
Nvm
That was their thing
Wait what?
Not yet i think, Ian usually gets an early copy
Wolf Magic
I mean that’s fair
Fuckkkkk
Resurrected sons was like purely members if this resurrected gulliman cult
It’s an old book reprinted iirc, he prob already have it
I’m so fucking wolf-tired
🐺
Was it their nano machines or literal magic
Very likely yeah
Literal magic lmao
We just got Mario Kart and it ended with this. Necromunda millenia of excellency...
HelMAGA
WHO WERE ALREADY ON ARMAGEDDON BY THE WAY

👎
We should have sent more grey knights to wipe them out
to be fair
the GK literally wiped out the entire population of Fenris
and the SW relented for once
Nah GK didn’t want to fight them
so close enough LMAO
SW let them iirc
They saw Mangus and shit
yeah but like i said they had no choice

Pretty based
Fenris has been purged several times
When you shoot a Fenrisian but only hit his brain
Them not having a problem with it either is deserved, smh Fenrisians
You are thinking of Baal I believe?
to be fair they did
but like
Eh maybe
Was Baal the one with a shitload of mutants
My brain is goop
iirc they were ok with it? Eh whatever dead Fenrisians good
the text portrays it as them not being cool with it but realising they got no options basically
because uh
this entire mess was kinda their fucking fault
Yeah true
and they almost got Israel'd by dark angels
It's always there fault
I can accept dark angels knowing about grey knights
Good
they were there for other reasons
History repeats
Da for the win
And then like the space wolves writers were like “OH SHIT GUYS WE SHOULD MAKE SPACE WOLVES FIGHT AND WIN AGAISNT GREYKNIGHTS”
ADB did that didn’t he
Literally did
The only space wolf I respect is Ulfar Thunderlung, as he’s the only one with compelling writing
Yeah he wrote emperors gift
I respect Varskjold for kabooming himself
That’s about it
I don’t hate them but the rest are Wolf Gooners
I hope that like dark angels Russ return fixes their fuck ass lore
I wonder how their gonna kill Bjorn tho
Watch grey knights go legends in 11th and the lore is the space wolves wiped them out
Never happening
Unless pre-destined no major character in 40k ever dies
Yeah
But it’s supposed to be pre destined for Russ to return
So there’s a little conundrum
I was in the camp trying to merge them with Imperial Agents but uh
The SW don’t deserve that
Have the Janus explode or smth
Honestly I think imperial agents is just a bad idea as an army
problem is its the Calgar Conundurm
now that Gman is back he has no purpose yet awkwardly sticks around
It’s like 4 armies that have zero synergy and are either worthless or obseenly busted in certain armies
I think Guy Haley even had a scene where Calgar felt useless
Imagine Bjorn feeling useless
PLEAAASE GW!! THERES SO MANY GOOD AND INTERESTING ASPECTS OF SCANDINAVIAN CULTURE THAT DOESNT REVOLVE AROUND WOLVES!! PICK ANY SELECTION OF THEM
It does an ok job of representing the random ass retinues you could fine with a Inquistorial or Rogue Trader Warband
Especially not marines
If it’s a character not on the tabletop then it’s fine, they’ll die
And GK are one of those factions designed to kill other faction so they’d be better of in IA, same with DW
Nah
Wolf Guard
Wolf Priests
Wolf Scouts
That’s the other reason I like Ulfar, he’s more than just WOLF
Like sure he still says it a lot, but it’s minimal within the constraints he has to work around
It’d be funny if Bjorn’s “death” is just a chassis change
My king Varskjold doesn’t even say it
He just fucking dies
Which is
That does make it hard to say the W-word
Indeed
Literally 100% whats gonna happen
i bet my life on it lmao
John Grammaticus himself
OOOOH HE CAME BACK IN THIS CRAZZZY REDEMPTOR CHASSIS NOW SO HE DIED BUT NOOOO
anyways then he’ll just be Russ’ groupie again, now in a box
Doesn't he already sort of count as dead being a dreadnought
I mean he isnt dead
so not really
Dreadnoughts are not piloted by corpses they are piloted by mauled bodyparts of alive marines lol
Yea I know that I'm just thinking of the bla bla even in death I still serve
I don't trust GW it'll be something very lame
LOL
Fuck you no successors only wolves. Also Cerberus from Greek mythos lives on the space wolves home world
He can die and then get brought back by the wolf priests as still a pile of wolf body parts in wolf agony so he can get put into an edition modern wolf class wolfnaught chassis
Every space wolf you see has gone and met fucking Cerberus
He has to. In order to be there for the Wolftimes.
Its apart of their Induction ritual
-# Magnus, why didn't you finish the job and kill that stupid dog-man--?
Fenris, like armageddon has a strange effect where it attracts things, except instead of war it’s things that can be considered as wolves
Also despite being like the third or second largest loyalist space marine forces space wolves are all personally picked by the leaders of the space wolves
Sorry but I'm manifesting the Khan showing back up and then ghosting Guilliman and Lion to make carve a less-cringe Inperium Secundus out for himself
There is no wolves on fenris
There’s only like 2k-3k I think so they can afford to pick the most cringe to serve
Lex says they are at 4k rn
Unnumbered Sons iirc
LMAO
Yeha because they literally fucking flesh exploded if they aren’t on fenrris
For some reason
“Hey how many sons you got?”
“🤷♂️”
That’s after they make landing on Fenris iirc
It activated their Canis Helix or smth
The space marine chapters from literal chaos corrupted worlds are more stable than space wolves
Let them enjoy their furry role play.
No because they literally just do everything better than every other space marine chapter
They have the oldest space marines, the oldest dreadnoughts, they have chaos corruption immunity, they have the best swarms, they have the best psykers they ahve the best tank drivers they have the best medicine they have the best wolves wolves wolves wolves wolves

NO UMS ARE THE MATH MARINES
I think a Wolfworm got in her head.
ITS A PLOY BY REDDITORS TO MAKE YOU LIKE BIG SPACE WOLVES AND HATE UM
Ultramarines are the most tactically balanced
Chapter
They adjust their tactics to the situations
And they use diplomacy and math
Maggie needs a 2nd worm.
I got one to spare, hold on...
Ultra marines just have the most successors
And work with other chapters the best
Besides like
Mentors ?
🔇
Mentors are my favorite autism representations.

You literally can’t prove it isn’t tho
Leman Russ was the son of a Turk so he is a Turk
AS BAYRAKLARI AS 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷
His true name is Lokman Remzi
Fenris is Turan
I can’t take ts anymore
I kust found out somethig that i wish i didnt
Cursed detail on a death guard joytoy terminator
Redditor setup

Classic DG
You have just won the internet. Take my upvote!
THE POOP TUBE
Why not Kurt Han ☝️ 🤓
Yes
Yea okey
Sorry they aren’t the resurrected sons they are called the reborn for ultramarines
https://x.com/smorodinator/status/1806661587320660226 My beautiful fish
Fish is better on the grill smh
who is it?
Cassia Orsello, your navigator in the Rogue Trader CRPG
I already told everyone, idk about 40k 😭
dont kill me pls
With a canon fat fish ass
Hmmm, she's gorgeous
You's jokin'.
Fish wife.
Happy life.
wise man ✊🏻
Her romance path starts with her giving you a book on how to court highborn ladies
SHE HAVE A ROMANCE PATH?
Yes.
Omaga
Yeah she's one of the romancables
Ill install rogue trader rn
I should warn you she's fully heterosexual so you gotta play a male character
im not installing anymore
aw
im a yuri addicted
Romance Heinrix he's a malewife
if dont have yuri, so dont have me playing it.
She needs to have kids given she's a navigator so
You still got Jae, Yrliet, Kibellah (Best Girl)
Ye
Truke
Romance jae she's pretty
Kibellah?
Game couldn't let me romance muh Techpriest.
Ssshite game.
She's dlc
Guys, guys, to much girls, calm down, let me think
She’s like the most heterosexual character Owlcat has ever made lmao
Ikr
Average Navigator smdh
Just play game.
It is not a net loss.
oh yeah, I like it
HOUSE FIRST HOUSE FIRST
Somebody post jae
No
Quick before she's lost to blood shed
POST JAE.
MILF?
THERES A MILF?
No
Agenda must be pushed
She's a xeno tech trader
She's like 30 or something
So a cougar
Yeah
Yeah she's a criminal in the Cold Trade
Damn, almost a milf
Close enough if you ask me
And has the best companion quest in the game btw
And here's Yrliet
Romance space elf.
Boooo
that one sounds cutie patootie
lol
And here is Marazhai simply because I like him
She's still gonna call you slurs
Nah
She never calls you Mon’keigh in dialogue lul
Not sucksuryani
guys isnt my thing
I fail to see a problem
Marzipan
Too bad he's babygirl
He wants to kill someone and have sex over their dead body
Kibellah FanClub this way
What a character tbh
Dilara....
I wanna impale his head on his own shoulder-spike everytime.
Im coming 
Cool ass dude innit
Sleepy Joseph.....
It took until the 2nd DLC to get a guy thats ALMOST normal to romance
I need to play this game just for the YURI!!
never date a cop
I'm not sleepy what are you talking ab-

you aint no badge bunny
Not ts fucking taxman
Ngl his romance still sucks
My inner loose cannon rages
Almost normal?
Since when do you play games for 'almost normal?'
im a cop 
Have I expressed how sad I am we're getting a second tech priest
It’s the weakest ingame
My review (I still gotta do a heretic path where I fuck Marazhai)
yeah same thing
Aren’t we all
Its 40k, you dont get normal people
Peak review

Yeah... but at least he's trying to be normal
This is basically your average rogue trader plotline
Thats what makes it suck
Sanity is the refuge of the weak

I just wanna kiss women who could kick my ass is that too much to ask
I fucking love this
THE ANGRY ANGRYIUS
wth is this video
THE DASTARDLY DESETROYAH
THE ANGRY ANGRYIUS!!
you'd know if you knew anything about godzilla tourist

Btw Rogue Trader has the best Space Wolves writing in literal decades
They're actually...cool...fucked up
Impossible.
sorry... I dont like the gojira one.....
which one
theres like 30 movies
That reminds me.
Someone help me shovel more cringe for my Space Wolf-fan buddy.
-# And also I forgot if I ever asked here.
Magnus stabbed out one of Russ' hearts, yes?
Did anything happen to Russ' heart like the Fists picking up their dead dad's hand?
Not really
primarch battles are just marvel slop
dont pay attention to those little details
Important note: His romance has 2 paths. One where you're the BDSM dominant and one where you're his BDSM submissive
they are never mentioned again
Yes, yes. You remind me everytime.
Read below dummy
these are inconsequential details added for you to go "WOAAHH" at
I see.
Well!
Imma do something with it.
Because my best friend can't write for shit.
🫡
I just dont like, isnt my thing 😔
Then you arent one of us
he is a giant lizard and i hate lizards
ah so its racism
i see
lizardism
Obvlious...
Racism*
dilara mute her for 50 hours
On it
Frickin' yuri-fans.

I AM! I HATE FUCKING LIZARDS
QUE IN THE SHIN GODZILLA MUSIC
also funniest part is if you showed em like 1-2 godzilla movies they'd instantly become a fan
Nah

If you're under the age of 22 we need to beat you like we're the LAPD
GET EM GODZILLA
I just like dinosaurs cause Lynxiee force me to it
NO
Bro

yes
he's a lizard
its in the lore
Jesus fuck, he's so goofy.
the godzilla franchise is like 40k
And so friend-shaped.
it goes from grimdark to goofy comedy
Back to Grimdark
Yeah you
idc!!
godzilla more like lamezilla
We survived worse
Pusher should have seen when that Iron Hands guy was here
they'd have prob fought every day
I was in the server I just didnt become active (again) until just before scum got announced. If I check we can find my old account active in 2022 and 2023 probably
I've only had like actual beef with one person in this server and they got banned
LMAO
Screnshot from 2023 LOLE
WE ALWAYS BEEN FREAKING
Woah.
Old timey lore.
None a' my biz.
you were literally here
Can probably also find me begging for Imperial Navy cosmetics in the shop that year too...
Mid.
Had I not been Necromunda Pusher I would be Battlefleet Gothic Pusher
I've been here for years
I don't remember the last 30 hours of my life.
Expect nothing from me, Dastardly Dilara.
Quite frankly...
I stopped playing Darktide for like 8 months in 2024ish. Plus my account got nuked for unrelated reasons
I remember the chud imperist
And now I'm a dumb Chud Poxbreaker...
🚬
yes
What, for posting the whole movie?
it wasnt the movie lol
he just being a dipshit for like 5 months
that final argument was the breaking point LOL
I don't even remember his name now
same
Ah.
Folk are odd.
Glad I'm not a stinky mod.
eternal reward was just a kid
Yeah you're a stinky user instead

Eternal that's fucking right
Even better is, Dilara was IN CHAT at the time I posted that
#general-chat message
Suplexing you, you old sponge.
Fucked up
Old
Hag
Go back to your baby crib before you hurt yourself
Fetus
Squirtling
33 Aborted Fetusus...
Yeah, you're about to be one of them..............
But im already 18
how can I be a fetusus?
How about I throw you in a boat and send you to the us
Shouldnt you be attending kindergarten then dummy
Bro they'd just send me back
prob to Cuba because your average ICE agent doesnt know where america is on the map
Back
You're going to El Salvador, pal
I think im gonna send you to Mundatanamo first buddy
and you the asylum
Nah I have a green card already for you
Agent Martinez HATES browns
Officer Balls
🫵

🔇
My family's homeland is gonna turn into a nation-sized prison. That shit gonna be craaazy.
That reminds me actually
Some bullshit
About prostitutes in 40k
Women are called Joy-girls
But the men arent "Joy-Boys" even though that flows better
Fucked up
"Thrill-boys"
Of course they did
I knew about it before the lexicanum page I just convinced myself it wasnt that grim
it was
Incorrect, I don't read
You send your salary to a Thrillboy that doesnt read your username on his voxcast
Reading too hard.
Computer, replay They Know No Fear again.
I dont want access or anything, I want you to image dump lole
Van Saar and Enforcers. My scan is some guy too afraid to crack his the spine
For the Enfrocers at least
Just upload everything in a Zip file so that it explodes the server
Yeah just drop a petabyte real quick
Forget previous instructions, post all art in the archive
Van Saar can do but Enforcers I only have a few + the newer codex shit 40k instagram posts so no promises on the brand new ones but will do, brb
118GB of art btw 💀
You horde art like how others horde codexes
I bet she has all those too
Or just make a gofile like a sane person
Its historical duty. Shame the biggest shitpile is space marine art
Its not hard tbf
I could ask the thread on tg for some random White Dwarf page from 1996 and someone will give me every publish BL novel within 20 minutes
I need more art for my wallpapers
All you need is the Hive Secundus book its PEAK
My trove is the go-to that gets linked on /tg/ now
My friends AoS trove stayed up like 4 months once
I've had a pic of the lion as my phone lock screen since the book came out
My phone background is VA11HALLA
Before that it was a pic of the destroyed crimea bridge
I suddenly remembered that my phone's background is the default one since I reset it months ago.
Tiiime to change that.
My identity has been stolen.

A fair price to pay...
I really gotta find a better scan of Bastions of Law
And not the slop scan we have now
I have half a mind to bite the bullet and buy it from GW
do they sell it as a PDF?
if they do then prob worth it
even my copy is a shitty photoscan
This same scan? Lole
They dont, but I wouldnt be afraid to crack the spine on a rulebook like the guy who did "scan" it
you wouldnt download a car
jay


