40k-lore-chat

[daring creek]

That aren't codexs

[heady rivet]

Yeah

[obsidian ginkgo]

40K is too complicated.

[heady rivet]

Yeah

[near wasp]

Necromunda is lame

[daring creek]

Nah its easy

[obsidian ginkgo]

Necromunda has cool figures and lore… so It is better

[heady rivet]

Didnt I send you my trove once? You should check yourself

[near wasp]

They don't even have knights

[obsidian ginkgo]

Gonna start studying it

[daring creek]

You didd ye

[queen laurel]

no that's a common misconception it just has a lot of things to keep track off

It's basically as wide as the ocean as deep as a puddle

[raven stone]

I mean ruleswise probably, in all honesty

[heady rivet]

Check yo DMs, playa

[obsidian ginkgo]

I have the attention span of a shoe. I can’t do thsi

[heady rivet]

THREE dedicated bar fight scenarios

[steel ingot]

i like munda but maybe for the fact it gets to keep a sorta 2000ad visual flair more than greater 40k does

[queen laurel]

I have the attention span of a squig but I keep up fine well on my favorite faction anyway

[obsidian ginkgo]

THANK YOU

[steel ingot]

like i mean look at house escher

[heady rivet]

We LOVE House Escher in this house

[obsidian ginkgo]

I will try my best:•) Pusher gave me some links so I will check these out first!

[raven stone]

All houses deserve some love

[steel ingot]

mind you im a goliath supporter all the way, luv me big boys

[queen laurel]

But of course necromunda is peak

[steel ingot]

plus they get really fucking cool melee units

[obsidian ginkgo]

One must love billions

[obsidian ginkgo]

Everything so far is peak:•)

[raven stone]

Sadly I am not familiar with the deeps of Necromunda lore, but for three 40k related lore gangs - Enforcers, Genestealer Cults and Chaos Cults - feel free to shoot questions about those.

Otherwise Necromunda lore is pretty self contained, to it's credit.

[daring creek]

Genstealer cults are the good guys btw

[steel ingot]

but alas i am mostly a surface level munda lover

[queen laurel]

Hey this is warhammer it is a very hell yeah setting

[steel ingot]

ive never actually delved any deeper than like cursory glances at codex entries

and window shopping their cool models

and the occasional lexi dive through weirder lore

[crystal forum]

do you guys think orks taste good

[steel ingot]

absolutely not

[crystal forum]

i would eat an ork

[steel ingot]

taste like poo poo and dirt prolly

[raven stone]

Mushrooms

[crystal forum]

we're rich

[raven stone]

Poisonous mushrooms

[queen laurel]

Orks no squigs yes

[crystal forum]

what do squigs taste like

is that ever described

[queen laurel]

Cooked sweet ham

[crystal forum]

damn really

[queen laurel]

yes

[crystal forum]

orks eating good stuff

[daring creek]

Im hungry now

[obsidian ginkgo]

How did they get dinosaurs… is that a dinosaur…?

[daring creek]

I want squig

[crystal forum]

i have some asbestos

[daring creek]

Fungi

Very tasty

[crystal forum]

also some fiberglass insulation

as a treat

[queen laurel]

it's a type of ork organism

a squig

[heady rivet]

Its a Squig. Its one of the effects of Ork spores. Mounts, food, even Orks hair is Squigs

[queen laurel]

there is a butchering guide for this

specifically attack squigs

They come in many different types

[crystal forum]

damn they shit their food

orks got it all figured out

[queen laurel]

yeah they specifically love using the eating squigs which tend to live on the drops or the toilet

[steel ingot]

the fact squigs dont even poop is crazy to me

they just absorb a 100% of what they eat

[obsidian ginkgo]

Mouth breather final boss…

[obsidian ginkgo]

The name is so cute

Squiggy

[obsidian ginkgo]

THEY DONT???😿

[steel ingot]

no hole to do it just teeth mouth

[obsidian ginkgo]

They can shit from their mouth

[storm jungle]

which is funny because we DO know orks can shit

[queen laurel]

oh no that would belong to the squiggoth

[steel ingot]

THEY ARENT SEA SPONGES

YOO THE BIG GUY

[obsidian ginkgo]

NOOO LOOK AT THAT JAW

ITS SO CUTE AW

[steel ingot]

loved these guys back in dawn of war

[obsidian ginkgo]

LIKE A HUGE TURTLE WTH

[obsidian ginkgo]

The shitters

[crystal forum]

orks love their underbite

[steel ingot]

who got the biggus teefies

[queen laurel]

Look depending on the breed and brewing of a specific ork clan this thing can go very very big

that one is a big squiggoth the one I just posted is a gargantuan

[obsidian ginkgo]

Dude has a whole building on his back holy moly

[steel ingot]

speaking of orkies did you guys hear about the big telyporta

[rose thorn]

this creature would look better in kroot

[queen laurel]

Shut it mags

[steel ingot]

ghazghkull fuckin making the ork avengers on armageddon

[queen laurel]

they already have A T rex don't be greedy

[queen laurel]

that's Orkimedes for ya

[rose thorn]

its not even a squig!

[storm jungle]

Yarrick looking up to the orbit of Armageddon and just going:

[queen laurel]

yes it is

[obsidian ginkgo]

SO THEY DO HAVE DINOSAURS

[storm jungle]

"Now THIS is an avengers level threat............"

[queen laurel]

not orks

tau

[summer mural]

the final invincible dinosaurus fight is really good, it also has some amazing panels

[queen laurel]

specifically their auxiliary

Kroot

[steel ingot]

yarrick finally coming back into service to hear the fuckin ork all stars have showed up

[obsidian ginkgo]

Noted noted

[steel ingot]

what the fuck is this ifunny logo

google cropping lying to me again

[raven stone]

Mind you actual dinosaurs as we know them do exist in 40k universe somewhere, but Squiqs and all variants are not biological dinosaurs per se

[crystal forum]

if you spoil the story i will rip off your fingernails

[summer mural]

I wont

[obsidian ginkgo]

Then what are they

[summer mural]

but uh

you should read the comic

[summer mural]

its good

[obsidian ginkgo]

What the hell is that small thing next to the dinosaur.

[steel ingot]

kroot

[obsidian ginkgo]

THATS A KROOT?

[crystal forum]

chicken's ancestor

[steel ingot]

cannibalistic humanoid chicken thing

[obsidian ginkgo]

It looks like its name. Yeah.

[raven stone]

Biologically, a sub species related to Ork organisms in a sense (GW can be a wee bit vague at times but Squigs are oddly specific to Ork presence)

[steel ingot]

they can eat anything its great

[obsidian ginkgo]

God just be making anything

[crystal forum]

gods

[queen laurel]

yes, they have the ability to take the traits of anything they eat therefore that little guy and that big guy are related the big guy just happened to eat things wrong

[steel ingot]

who even made the kroot arent they one of the engineered races like orks and humies

[raven stone]

If by God you mean GW, yes.

But also yes, in universe dieties are also a bit crazy

[steel ingot]

or are kroots a happy accident

[obsidian ginkgo]

God this universe messed up ash

[queen laurel]

Dinosaurs just exist here and there in one place there is a dinosaur with eight legs and breathes fire and it's big enough to fight a giant robot

[raven stone]

Welcome to 40k, enjoy the madness!

[timid pasture]

You haven’t even seen half of it

[obsidian ginkgo]

THE BIG GUY ATE A DINOSAUR?

[crystal forum]

thats as hard to answer as where nids come from

[steel ingot]

well nids are from somewhere else

[queen laurel]

well not a giant robot it's a giant mech

[obsidian ginkgo]

Explain this… atheists 😎

[steel ingot]

and now we're their home

[raven stone]

A Kroot would probably share with their clan 😅

[obsidian ginkgo]

A mech…

[steel ingot]

the lore i remember is that three hive fleets hurled into space marine space, one the blood angels, one the ultramarines, and i forget the third

and one was obliterated but the other two remain strong

[obsidian ginkgo]

What next… poop people?

[steel ingot]

dont know if thats been shifted or changed

[raven stone]

Nurgle would like to know your location

[queen laurel]

yeah Titans are piloted buy a crew to bring the glory of the imperium to the stars

yes that is a giant walking cathedral with guns

[crystal forum]

titans? based alert

[obsidian ginkgo]

Oh my god.

[crystal forum]

the only thing cooler than a titan is a bigger titan

and somehow orks built bigger mechs

[obsidian ginkgo]

Do all titans have whole kingdoms on their backs?

[storm jungle]

Nah

[crystal forum]

way way bigger mechs

[storm jungle]

thats the biggest one

[storm jungle]

The ones with the T are titans

[queen laurel]

yeah that's the biggest example an emperor titan

[arctic talon]

Also it’s not a whole kingdom

[crystal forum]

also apparently orks as big as titans but that's shit lore

[arctic talon]

It’s more like

A big ass building

[storm jungle]

its a small church

yeah mao

[crystal forum]

chairman?

[obsidian ginkgo]

OHH THERE IS TINY WEE THINGS. The knights. Okay, so this explains alot

Are those all humans?

[daring creek]

Oh so thats just a building in manhattan

[queen laurel]

If you do want one person mechs imperial Knights have you covered

[daring creek]

nice

[crystal forum]

knights are huge

bigger than dreads

[obsidian ginkgo]

How do they even take this thing down.

[queen laurel]

they also come in different sizes

[queen laurel]

lots of firepower

and hitting structural points

[timid pasture]

Look At some of the things the Emperors Children do

[obsidian ginkgo]

And colors, like that they are somehow decorating them too, so cute

[timid pasture]

Or how the Iron Warriors recruit New Space marines

[obsidian ginkgo]

The emperor mentioned🤤

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/bellebows-tiktok-dog-funny-silly-gif-26293491

[steel ingot]

in one book they take one down with 4 melta bombs and a power sword so it depends

[shadow plover]

Johnny Bravo looking ass build. Why are the legs so small

[daring creek]

what did they mean by this

[crystal forum]

space marine plot armor

[queen laurel]

the smallest are armigers

[steel ingot]

talos plot armor more like

[timid pasture]

My favorite Is when They burned a whole planets population and snorted the ashes

Their ashes

[obsidian ginkgo]

So we ignoring all the knights n only focusing on the titans? We aint making it out of here

[daring creek]

WHAT THE FUCK

😭

[obsidian ginkgo]

AW IT LOOKS CUTE

[timid pasture]

You didn’t know that?

[obsidian ginkgo]

Ykw. Valid

[steel ingot]

al you should look up the corpus marines, they're a chapter that turned to chaos after getting eaten by a big guy

[obsidian ginkgo]

Do they have weed there

[steel ingot]

i think they're called the corpus marines

[timid pasture]

During the siege of tierra they also killed civilians to turn them into drugs and get high

[storm jungle]

Titans are defenseless once their voidshields go down

then you just pepper them

[obsidian ginkgo]

Yes lemme look em up

[raven stone]

Yea, Nurgle, the Chaos entity of filth, despair, Decay and diseases is also the diety of sheer unconditional love for all life.

Including things like maggots, flies, bacteria, viruses...so yes. Nurgle followers stinking like poop is, well, the best it gets for them.

[storm jungle]

its basically the weakness of any superweapon

[steel ingot]

corpus bretheren is their name

[storm jungle]

with enough firepower anything goes down lol

[queen laurel]

and the biggest is the Acastus Pattern Knight

[obsidian ginkgo]

I’m even more interested in the whole series now.

[obsidian ginkgo]

Nakey

[crystal forum]

you shouldnt be

[timid pasture]

Good

[obsidian ginkgo]

Awww:( I actually feel bad now wth, poor babies:•(

[obsidian ginkgo]

Please 😿

[timid pasture]

I aint know that

Thats New

[daring creek]

https://youtu.be/sbO8BGr0Tgs

not official

but cool

[obsidian ginkgo]

LEMME WATCH WAIT

[raven stone]

On the one hand our lore brainwashing is successful.

On the other hand, gameplay wise, feel free to stick to Munda for tabletop only. 40k lore can be enjoyed and learned about without the tabletop element.

[dapper gyro]

Knights are strong, however, most of the assault tanks in the imperium can take them down without much sweat from distance.

[queen laurel]

yeah Necromunda is a much more friendly game

To a new person

[obsidian ginkgo]

I mean yeah okay I get it. So when the shield is gone.. and the whole laser thing is done, you can just bomb their legs and kill em?

[daring creek]

maybe. I aint know shit when it comes to their lore

[dapper gyro]

There are plenty of things that can bypass that shield.

[daring creek]

but theyre by no means invincible

bigger they are harder they fall etc

[obsidian ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/invulnerable-gif-22484955

Noooo why does the gif not show😿

[daring creek]

name gotta be orange first

[timid pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/invulnerable-gif-22484955

[obsidian ginkgo]

Can we play as titans?

[daring creek]

youll be our color soon

[obsidian ginkgo]

Ohhh:o

[obsidian ginkgo]

Trump colored

[queen laurel]

well yes, but buying a Titan and painting one

I suggest you find a way to somehow acquire a liver for that

[summer mural]

Invincible spoilers : ||HAHAHAHAHA , THRAGG LECTURING LUCAN AND KREGG BECAUSE THEYVE GONE TOTALLY SOFT IN LOVE LOLOL||

[dapper gyro]

There is Titanicus if you have enough money to pay for it.

[obsidian ginkgo]

YES OKAY :•)

[daring creek]

okay heres a warning

warhammer shit is

expensive

[queen laurel]

yeah like expensive

[obsidian ginkgo]

From what pusher sent… it seemed fair normal

[timid pasture]

heres the thing

[daring creek]

mainly miniatures and figurines.

[obsidian ginkgo]

Like… yugioh stuff are more expensive

[daring creek]

Books are just the ice berg

[daring creek]

First theres actually buying models

then the paint

then the time needed to paint those

[outer wave]

Isn't it technically cheaper since you buy far fewer models than some armies?

[obsidian ginkgo]

Heard I can also paint them however I want. Would that anyhow change anything?

[near wasp]

You can paint however the hell you want

[outer wave]

^

Go wild with em

[dapper gyro]

5 models cost like 300$.

[daring creek]

Your minis, your choice.

[obsidian ginkgo]

Yayayyay:•) great news!

[dapper gyro]

Comparing to standard 40K or 30K, it is still very expensive.

[obsidian ginkgo]

We will wait for discounts…

[daring creek]

I honestly wouldn't get into buying anything because it just isn't frugal lol.

[dapper gyro]

Discount from GW? Only before they discontinue them.

[queen laurel]

..........

That's just for the body

[obsidian ginkgo]

WHAT

[dapper gyro]

Which render them unusable on tabletop.

[daring creek]

You can do whatever in tabletop game simulator

[daring creek]

its big

[spare osprey]

Utter madness.

[rancid cove]

Wanna know how much that would be for me?

[obsidian ginkgo]

Just make it w clay atp.

[outer wave]

What a silly price

[queen laurel]

and you want guns?

[rancid cove]

Around 7-8k.

[shadow plover]

That's with the US tax

[obsidian ginkgo]

We are NOT adding ts to the cart.

[shadow plover]

they get everything more expensive

[daring creek]

thats fucked

[shadow plover]

It's about 1500 in euros, still a lot of money

[queen laurel]

Don't forget the head

[spare osprey]

Boy am I glad to be scooping up second-hand Guard scraps.

[obsidian ginkgo]

WHAT

SO THE BODY COMES WITHIOUT A HEAD FOR 11K????!?

[timid pasture]

Warhammer is expensive

[spare osprey]

Think I'd shoot a man over this kinda offer...

[fervent geode]

Yes

[shadow plover]

it's because you can choose the head instead of paying for all the options

[obsidian ginkgo]

Clayhammer isnt

[shadow plover]

(there used to be more options)

[obsidian ginkgo]

Claymaxxing

[fervent geode]

THIS IS WHY YOU PLAY TITANICUS

[timid pasture]

3D printing hammer

[dapper gyro]

https://www.warhammer.com/en-CA/shop/Mars-Pattern-Reaver-Titan-Body-Only?queryID=af9dea4408e216f4ba2bc2f7773cea94

[shadow plover]

Titanicus is amazing yes

[obsidian ginkgo]

Lamoaoaoao

[rose thorn]

you should have done GSC who have only 4 you can use with 1 battletome

codex

fuck

[dapper gyro]

Smallest titan btw.

[rancid cove]

As a brazilian
The entire thing would be like
30k in my currency

[shadow plover]

a smaller Warlord is a lot more manageable

[rancid cove]

[raven stone]

There are rules for them but...they only cone in at really, really large games. Like "2 or 3 days" large games.

[rose thorn]

genuinely just buy a knight instead

[shadow plover]

But this is cooler

[obsidian ginkgo]

Warhammer phonk

[fervent geode]

See how much nicer this is

[queen laurel]

or if you wanna still play mainline 40k you can get a knight

[rose thorn]

not even true

[dapper gyro]

Legios Imperialist models are tiny.

[rancid cove]

[shadow plover]

Knights are worse poseable and less cool

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-explode-gif-9180750

[obsidian ginkgo]

Is it worth it tho?… like is the shield strong at all anyways?

[rose thorn]

did Al pick a faction so i can try to sell them AoS

[obsidian ginkgo]

LAMOAOAOOAO

[timid pasture]

I’m from Chile the whole thing would be about 1.950,000 Chilean Pesos

[queen laurel]

let's ask her right now do you like fantasy settings

[obsidian ginkgo]

Debthammer

[obsidian ginkgo]

Yes

[outer wave]

You're playing as big walkers when most other armies play as little people, which has its perks and its drawbacks

[queen laurel]

well have i got the setting for you

[timid pasture]

Thats about 19 hundred US dollars

[obsidian ginkgo]

Worth it ash… sounds like a fetish tho

[rancid cove]

Love latino america
Hate inflation

[timid pasture]

Thats why I don’t play tabletop and prolly never will, don’t got people to play with anyway

[fervent geode]

COME TO AGE OF SIGMAR SPECIFICALLY MY CANNIBAL BOYS

[obsidian ginkgo]

Worth it😊 no more food tho

[timid pasture]

Me too, plus Nobody plays Warhammer Here ☹️

[obsidian ginkgo]

YAYYAYA SHARE SHARE

[daring creek]

if youre having fun youre having fun

[fervent geode]

Source: Warhammer https://share.google/kkoMr2NUPE6F6XeDB

[rose thorn]

PLAY SPEAR HEADDD RGAHHH

[obsidian ginkgo]

YES OKAY NOTED

[obsidian ginkgo]

True that

[fervent geode]

THIS WAY TO PEAK

[rose thorn]

https://www.warhammer.com/en-WW/shop/age-of-sigmar/start-here/spearhead

[queen laurel]

yes age of sigmar is peak

[rose thorn]

lieterally pick the coolest looking box to you

and hten buy it and you can play spearhead at any competitve level

[obsidian ginkgo]

Thank you:•)

[rose thorn]

there is older spearheads with supported rules that arent hard to fine too

[dapper gyro]

If you want to start 40K, Killteam is a good start.

[fervent geode]

Pick Charnel Watch or die

[obsidian ginkgo]

220 FOR THE WHOLE THING??

[daring creek]

age of sigmar is also like

less grimdark

[rose thorn]

wrong box

[fervent geode]

It’s a different game tho

Like totally different

[obsidian ginkgo]

Oh. Wait

[rose thorn]

that is a like ulitamte starter set hat has 2 spearheads and terrain

[dapper gyro]

Yes, it is different, but it is a good introduction.

[rancid cove]

Same here, tho id love to just having the minis rathr than playing it

[obsidian ginkgo]

They wre all soldout anyways wth.

[fervent geode]

I think if you wanna start Warhammer 40K Combat Patrol is better

It’s like Spearhead but for 40K

[raven stone]

Well, consider your opponent can also bring Titan bursting weapons...but that being said, it is certainly a cool centerpiece

[rose thorn]

combat patrol is genuinely one of the worst games ive ver played lmao

[obsidian ginkgo]

I have lots to learn… im already so overwhelmed 😿

[timid pasture]

Same

[fervent geode]

I don’t like it, but it does its job

[rose thorn]

start with spearhead or 500 points of 40k, that is the easiest start

[timid pasture]

I been thinking of buying some world eater minis

[daring creek]

its fine its a complex thing

[rose thorn]

except when it deosnt lmao

[fervent geode]

I mean ehhhh it exists

But your probably right that 500 pts is better

[heady rivet]

Ooooo, 53 USD for your own Necromunda gaaaang

[fervent geode]

Since every combat patrol is already around there

[rose thorn]

i love when combat patrols are invalid to play lmao

in the main gmae

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-peabody-hypnotize-gif-18017563854157472082

[fervent geode]

Some of them are really ass yeah

[shadow plover]

Titans aren't really your average starting point in warhammer modelling, people usually get those after being in the hobby for 10+ years and then they'll start with the smallest one so it's kinda the deep end you've been pushed into

[obsidian ginkgo]

HIII PUSHER

[rocky gale]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/hl7ejjmp/apocrypha-necromunda-wheels-of-fury/

More like Necrosloppa

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-yawn-yawning-sleep-gif-18133423344721330072

[heady rivet]

I just saw this

So peak...

[daring creek]

inb4 necro is confirmed a gw sales person

[heady rivet]

Need to update my folder when I get home

[obsidian ginkgo]

Okay getting tiny knights

[heady rivet]

I do it all for love of the game

[near wasp]

Knights let's fuckin goooooo

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-mad-skeleton-gif-10886506202898815019

[obsidian ginkgo]

*Tiny knights

Pretty sure they have midget there

[obsidian ginkgo]

Hayi hayi:•)

[shadow plover]

there's a tiny knight for you

[winged jacinth]

https://vxtwitter.com/shitposts_mp4/status/2046960063567335515?s=20

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[raven stone]

Take it slowly, one bite at a time 😅

[obsidian ginkgo]

Very tiny… one popcorn tall

[obsidian ginkgo]

Yes:•) Okay

[dapper gyro]

Start with some lore youtube to get the hold of the basic then start from there.

You might get some misconception from random youtubers, but it is not hard to iron out.

[obsidian ginkgo]

I’m reading about the gangs rn:•) I will check the base lore later on! I know some stuff about the emperor and his children only tbh

[heady rivet]

There's only ONE Loretuber GOAT in this house.
https://youtube.com/@arbitorian

[fervent geode]

Buy the core rulebook for necromunda or 40K

A lot of loretube is kinda shite

[heady rivet]

BUY? Check yo DMs, playa

[fervent geode]

But Ian is good

And luetin, oculus some others

[heady rivet]

Ah nvm cant send lole

[fervent geode]

Oh yeah

Or obtain it free

[vagrant fox]

Just ok is slander

[dapper gyro]

We call it "acquire".

[fervent geode]

I don’t watch him that much gang

[heady rivet]

Arbitor Ian reads near 1:1 from the book, gives meta history, and doesnt make up anything

[fervent geode]

Yeah that’s true

[vagrant fox]

Hand over your skin and you'll be let go

[fervent geode]

Have this vintage dark angel skin signed by Shang

[obsidian ginkgo]

NOTED

[dapper gyro]

Good enough to make a book cover.

[fervent geode]

Two even if it’s a small book

[rose thorn]

they added POD RACING TO NECROMUNDA???

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/hl7ejjmp/apocrypha-necromunda-wheels-of-fury/

[heady rivet]

Another Necromunda W

[winged jacinth]

40k might be the only setting with fully indoor biker gangs

[fervent geode]

Hive cities, the great indoors

[spring cairn]

is that guy riding 1 track of a leman russ

[fervent geode]

Lowkey looks like it

Or a rhino’s

[spring cairn]

ik it's not but it's really shaped like 1

[fervent geode]

Yeah

[dapper gyro]

They don't have many STC.

[spring cairn]

one of the vehicles of all time

[dapper gyro]

So they just scale the big stuff down.

[spring cairn]

a sharp turn would kill u

probably

[dapper gyro]

Witness them

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-quadinaros-fail-engine-car-trouble-star-wars-phantom-menace-gif-7088669814203002605

[obsidian ginkgo]

Thats the whole point

[rancid cove]

BEN QUADINAROS REFERENCE

[dapper gyro]

Your name is red now, you can start spamming pic and gif.

[spring cairn]

chud glorp shitto

[heady rivet]

Every time something this awesome drops I sit and lean back with a smug look and crossed arms as I see everyone realize how right I truly am about Necromunda...

[rancid cove]

DO not compare Ben Quadinaros as just some chud glorp shitto...

Hes way more than that

[rose thorn]

So @obsidian ginkgo what’s your favorite fantasy trope/species. I can help find the perfect AOS faction

[obsidian ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-ai-pufferfish-cat-puffer-fish-ai-pufferfish-cat-ai-ai-gif-3219711934296360561

[spring cairn]

he looks like harry dresden

[fervent geode]

Ben Quadinaros sounds like Harry Dresden’s top guy

[spring cairn]

the fake one at the door

not the fictional character

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-alarm-gem-alert-chud-redditor-gem-gif-6415505554061588689

[fervent geode]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-gem-alarm-gem-alert-bell-harry-dresden-gif-5419200886822863241

Fuck he’s binary fissioning

[spring cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/harry-dresden-gif-10660997855387481591

[obsidian ginkgo]

I liek everything tbh! But I’m so overwhelmed rn I’m sorry… I will ask you for more fictions after I’m done w the ones I have rn

[rose thorn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/868286602626097152/1495186042964279376/HF76im0bwAAQHox.gif

[fervent geode]

He’s evolving and developing subspecies

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/doorbell-truth-nuke-bell-nuke-harry-dresden-doorbell-gif-7252138532278903502

[rose thorn]

Sounds good! AOS is my favorite setting even and it has one of the best communities out there

[heady rivet]

AOS Pusher

[tough haven]

WTF was that guy even on about?

[heady rivet]

Join me

[fervent geode]

I will now kill everyone who likes AOS as I am a chud

[obsidian ginkgo]

Thank you so much for wanting to share:•) that’s so sweet of you

[fervent geode]

Delusional madman

[spring cairn]

mental illness

[fervent geode]

He thinks he’s a fictional character

[obsidian ginkgo]

He was high… but w good intentions

[heady rivet]

He was going through psychosis. Like he's genuinely mentally ill

[spring cairn]

it's not that funny when u think about it

[fervent geode]

It’s actually quite sad

He needs help

[tough haven]

I mean yeah

[obsidian ginkgo]

HE IS??

[heady rivet]

Its actually sad, yeah...but funny chudjak

[fervent geode]

Yeah

[obsidian ginkgo]

I thought he was just high

[tough haven]

But like what did he think was going on?

[spring cairn]

i can't help it he's literally him

[fervent geode]

He thought he was being a hero I think

[obsidian ginkgo]

He was trying to be a hero

[heady rivet]

Yeah there wasnt even a woman in that house. No daughter. Just a guy livivng alone. He was genuinely just not there

[obsidian ginkgo]

Poor guy. Tbh hope he gets the help he needs:/

[tough haven]

In what context

[fervent geode]

He thought there was women being abused there or smth based on the Harry Dresden fictional setting

[obsidian ginkgo]

As Pusher explained, he thought there was a woman locked up and abused but there was no woman at all whatsoever

[fervent geode]

In his delusion he broke in and got into that infamous confrontation

[tough haven]

Often people with psychotic disorders have some delusion of heroism or grandiosity that they’re the only person that can stop something awful

[spring cairn]

he managed to get inside btw

[obsidian ginkgo]

Cant wait to see people yumship themselves w him soon

[lament shoal]

The homeowner’s wife and daughter were alone in the house at the time, according to the police report

[fervent geode]

Yeah it’s some kind of coping mechanism iirc

[obsidian ginkgo]

WAHT

[fervent geode]

Yeah he did

[tough haven]

I see the “I’m an undercover CIA operative one” a lot

[obsidian ginkgo]

I THOUGHT HE WAS KICKED OUT

[spring cairn]

yeah u don't see that part

[fervent geode]

There’s CCTV footage

He got kicked out yeah

But he made it in

Later

Cops were called

[tough haven]

Most behavior is in general, all behavior has a purpose of trying to meet some need

Whether or not they know of it or not

[obsidian ginkgo]

Poor dude. Hope the other guy is okay too, that must’ve been scary:•(

[heady rivet]

The video from inside is him talking to just one guy alone, no?

[fervent geode]

It’s the Id imo

[tough haven]

Fr

[fervent geode]

Some kind of drive to be something

[fervent geode]

Yeah imagine some dude breaking into yio place like a madman

Scary af

[tough haven]

He could be on some substance

[fervent geode]

Probably

[tough haven]

I see meth induced psychosis a lot

Or weed laced with meth

[spring cairn]

i don't remember what happened i think he got hit on the head by the homeowner and then the police arrived

[obsidian ginkgo]

Everyone is a victim here I believe, hope they all are safe and getting the help they need

[fervent geode]

Yeah something like that

Owner came with a fucking shovel

[tough haven]

It’s horrifying when you see it with minors

[fervent geode]

Tried to get him help and take him outside

[tough haven]

Of course

[lament shoal]

Yes but they were in the home at the time

[tough haven]

There’s a guy I regularly see who’s super nice actually once he comes off the meth, who’s always having incidents like this while high. Once he fucked up his apartments fuse box cause he thought he was in the matrix and that’s how he gets out

Really glad he didn’t get electrocuted or something doing that

[obsidian ginkgo]

So glad he’s okay, please try and get him the help he needs, tahts so sad:•(

[heady rivet]

Oh on a bright side @obsidian ginkgo is new to the setting so its only a matter of time until they make their own homebrew stuff

[tough haven]

Haven’t seen him in like 6 months so that’s good

[obsidian ginkgo]

YAYAYYAY

[tough haven]

Last time he was here he talked about moving, I hope he did

He’s too close to meth here

[summer mural]

I am also new to the setting

[tough haven]

Less new though

I’ve seen you around

[summer mural]

and I require having vast amounts of lore typed to me

[summer mural]

YOU LIE!

[tough haven]

Whatchu wanna know?

[tough haven]

I T’would never

[summer mural]

hmmm

HNNGGGGGGGGGGNGGGGGGGGGGG

alright I believe you

[obsidian ginkgo]

I’m learning alot rn thanks to pusher and the others:•) If I do get anything mixed up or get confused by something I will come n ask for explanations! Thank you!

[summer mural]

whats new in the lore anyway, someone told me daemon perty finally got a canon image

and theres something happening on armageddon

with a bunch of legendary named orks

and yarrick is back showing enhanced humans what a real soldier looks like

[heady rivet]

Perty spent 10k years planning and thinking and his plan is "Siege"

[summer mural]

lul

[tough haven]

Have you watched penitence?

It’s really good

[rose thorn]

Yikes a chronically kill teams YouTube channel is talking about how inaccessible killteams is now lmao

[summer mural]

his canon image looks great though, he looks scary and not the normal goofy giant marines tend to look like

[heady rivet]

Yeah the 3rd war for Armageddon is STILL in full swing and is gonna be next editions "focus" campaign

[heady rivet]

Wahapedia and 70 bucks, tf is he on about

[tough haven]

Da war world

[raven stone]

His plan boils down to..."capture planet, fortify, repeat."

And guy still somehow resents everyone for not seeing him as a genius, SMH

[heady rivet]

It took him ten THOUSAND years for that one

[rose thorn]

You need to buy a lot of extra stuff to get into killteams physically

[flat nimbus]

so how long till Armageddon gets to join Cadia

[summer mural]

his actual intelligence is kinda shifty as a matter of track record, like hes supposed to be tactically sound but he loves throwing bodies at things till its done? like any guy can do that

[raven stone]

The real issue is even the HH novels don't sell his under-used genius well

[heady rivet]

Such as? Does KT community not have the whimsy to DIY terrain?

[flat nimbus]

lazy adhd ass primarch

“I could come up with a plan, but… eh”

“If it ain’t broke…”

[rose thorn]

Yea the terrain rules are SUPER STRICT, for example to play the tomb world stuff you need to buy the tomb world terrain twice lmao

And you need all these cards and shit

And rules books for the terrain

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1490753274280935516/Araneus_Unimpressed.gif

[summer mural]

well hes probably got like 25 lungs or something by now at least

[rose thorn]

Ontop of the 80 dollar models

[heady rivet]

Like tactic cards or?

[heady rivet]

And would that not be on wahapedia? Grim

[rose thorn]

Each killteam has a deck of cards to do your shit

And the game gets scalped to hell

[heady rivet]

Necroraw has an entire page for managing your tactic cards. Nothing like that for KT?

[rose thorn]

Nope

[heady rivet]

Jfc

Thats actually shocking

[rose thorn]

You can buy a generic deck which you use to reference your kill teams cards

For like 40 bucks

[fervent geode]

Just buy a box, core rulebook and some terrain (volkus)

[tough haven]

Random question but us venture bros that show that’s got the “go ahead, take it from me” scene?

[fervent geode]

It’s all on the KT app

[heady rivet]

Official?

[fervent geode]

I have some physical data cards but they get balanced out

[fervent geode]

Yeah

[rose thorn]

Volkus is the best Terrain

[fervent geode]

Facts

[rose thorn]

I believe it works with all the non gallowdark upgrade packs right?

[fervent geode]

Actually I know someone who built volkus out of tp rolls and cardboard and shit

[fervent geode]

Yeap iirc

[rose thorn]

Kill zone upgrades

[fervent geode]

So if you wanna do that you save more money lol

But I suppose you can do that with technically any terrain

[flat nimbus]

yes

Season 1 ep… three, I wanna say?

[tough haven]

Oh, I just never knew the name of it

Is it good?

[flat nimbus]

It’s great

One of the best shows to come out of [as]

[rose thorn]

You and your buddy gets into killteams

You first but the 112 dollar starter set, not bad

Then you both get your own killteams

82 dollars a pop

[tough haven]

For some odd reason I thought that character was voiced by Patrick war button

[flat nimbus]

He is

[tough haven]

Holy fuck

[flat nimbus]

Brock Samson, bodyguard

[rose thorn]

Then you spend 138 on terrain

[tough haven]

I have to watch it now

[rose thorn]

Then 34 dollars on approved ops

[tough haven]

Or

Spend 10$ on TTS

Boom

I get people like building minis for physical

By like shit man I’ll never be able to justify that price

[rose thorn]

You and your buddy spent 448 dollars total to play 4 different killteams

[tough haven]

For it to just become outdated

[rocky gale]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/apbymsj6/ace-tanks-spearhead-vehicular-carnage-with-new-armoured-gauntlet-rules/

[rose thorn]

Jesus Christ

[rocky gale]

Why the fuck would they make another mode called Spearhead

[summer mural]

brain drain

too much creative power making orks sexy af

[rancid cove]

You start running out of names some times

[arctic talon]

Gamemode isn’t called spearhead

[rose thorn]

Trying to steal sales from the better game

[arctic talon]

The gamemode literally isn’t called spearhead 💀

[rose thorn]

Yeha I know I’m shitposting

[obsidian ginkgo]

Its a great name

[rose thorn]

It’s a keyword

[summer mural]

they should call it final nail and call the next one coffin

[obsidian ginkgo]

Its a great keyword

[rocky gale]

Reusing important words is a crime

Kill them

[rose thorn]

Or you can spend 220 total for 2 spearheads and terrain then buy 2 more spearheads for about the space price

[arctic talon]

Yeah for what if I hate spearhead

[rose thorn]

Which also often time has entire warcry warbands in them

[arctic talon]

Also jokes aside KT plays way better

Then spearhead

Imo

It’s expensive but it’s a small scale wargame

Terrain is always going to cost a fucking fortune for that

lol

[fervent geode]

That’s ok imo

[rose thorn]

I am saying it’s insane spearhead and killteams cost THE SAME AMOUNT

[arctic talon]

Also it’s easy as shit to pirate approved ops

💀

[fervent geode]

KTDash also is a thing

[arctic talon]

Yeah because you need way more fucking terrain for Killteam

You also don’t need to use GW’s approved ops and terrain layouts lol

[fervent geode]

Ye

Also NPO missions

For those of us with no fucking friends to play with

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/kray-tom-hardy-angry-gun-sus-gif-26727656

[arctic talon]

Only if you’re running GW specific stuff

lol

[raven stone]

GW making vehicles meta

[arctic talon]

It was a fucking joke

[raven stone]

Makes me sus

[arctic talon]

Vehicles have been meta all fucking edition

[fervent geode]

Eternal has couped James

[arctic talon]

lol

[fervent geode]

Iron Hands are now even more busted

[arctic talon]

This is just for a side gamemode

With vehicle spam as its focus

[fervent geode]

No push the Iron Hand agenda

There’s like IH in reign of iron and eye of Medusa totally won the vote

[arctic talon]

Lol

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1490753274280935516/Araneus_Unimpressed.gif

[arctic talon]

Anyways I will forever be annoyed GW fucking shot warcry in the legs

And chose underworlds

I’m not mad

(I am extremely mad)

[raven stone]

Hey, we heard you like the word Spearhead, so we decided to put some Spearheads inside your Spearheads whilst your Spearheads Spearheads.

[arctic talon]

Underworld is so fucking shit 💀

Like I get people like it

But my god it’s not what I want at all

It’s not a squad/skirmish scale waegame

It’s a fucking card game with minis

[queen laurel]

this is like Conquest saying he won't eat your heart

( he most definitely will )

[obsidian ginkgo]

Btw guys. If I ever needed help w my darktide missions, which channel do I ask for help in?

[heady rivet]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[obsidian ginkgo]

Thank you pusher:•)

[arctic talon]

The lfg is prolly best

[heady rivet]

And from there your region

[queen laurel]

speaking of this still got me laughing

fuck you mean aircrafts are not included

[arctic talon]

Lol

Aircraft have infinite movement already

[vagrant fox]

Cyberpunk comics aren't half bad, gang

[wary fulcrum]

Came here specifically to find you

Twisted Metal: Underhive is a go!

[wary fulcrum]

I’ve got Vol.1 of the collected

Wished they’d done a few more tbh

[queen laurel]

another one i find funny is definitely this

[heady rivet]

Oh I saw. Already archived in my trove too

[queen laurel]

Imagine a truck just like a spider Minecraft in its way into your line

[heady rivet]

I might throw in a race or two in the downtime of my current campaign...

[queen laurel]

well not truck

just go throug walls

[vagrant fox]

Zamn I've only gotten through Psycho Squad and XOXO, first comics I've read in like a decade
Too bad it'll run out

[heady rivet]

https://youtu.be/exVasTIlo6Y Peak posted

[vagrant fox]

Ian washed up??!

[rancid cove]

Die

Kill yourself

[obsidian ginkgo]

They need money😿

[fervent geode]

Ian ruined himself Gng, he took the Perty money

[rancid cove]

I will burry you underneath the dirt so deep you'll finally be able to talk with your gay ass primarch

[raven stone]

I think someone mentioned aircrafts already have unlimited movement in base rules, is why 😅

Also to stop power gamers from finding unexpected ways to stack bonuses

[fervent geode]

My dad doesn’t love me but at least won’t beat me into a dreadnought for telling him bad news

He’ll just kill me

Depending on how he is

[obsidian ginkgo]

Still a shitty move, less paid players cant have anything its so humiliating

[raven stone]

40k lore is pog. But the way some people try to squeeze every single bit of advantage out of every tiny bit of badly written rules is...not 😅

[rancid cove]

Yeah like Curze wouldn't wipe his stinky unbathed ass with the flayed skin of your face after you tried to deliver him good news

[fervent geode]

Depending on the Curze and who I am he might not

Your dad threw his top guy under the bus

RIP Forrix Gng

[obsidian ginkgo]

He would???? 🤤

[rancid cove]

Always "might" and "if" but never "is"
The potential primarch

[fervent geode]

Ofc

[fervent geode]

He’s barely a functioning dude sometimes

Literal potential man

[rancid cove]

[obsidian ginkgo]

Peak game peak lore

[raven stone]

True as that is, if I read the rule and it doesn't say "exclude aircraft", I can wear my "asshole hat", and claim this means this rule allows my aircraft to just suddenly hover like a helicopter instead of flying like a plane, and continually spew death whilst enjoying all the protection an aircraft gets...

[queen laurel]

like wolf said it makes sense because you have to sacrifice lore for clean gameplay, but it is a very funny thing to read

[rancid cove]

At least my primarch is highly functionally autistic

[obsidian ginkgo]

Thats why we all 3dhammer maxxing

[rocky gale]

Having to walk home after work, but then I see the cows

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-switch-sad-to-happy-sad-to-goofy-goofy-ah-emoji-gif-1939733427474951535

[fervent geode]

Smdh mine was fine until after Isstvan V

[obsidian ginkgo]

CAN WE SEE THE COWS

[fervent geode]

Well fine to us as at least

Barely fine but

[rancid cove]

Konrad Curze and "fine" in the same sentence

[flat nimbus]

love Al-Beta

[raven stone]

Nobody knows what Alpharius is up to

[rocky gale]

Coooooooows

[rancid cove]

Dead

He's dead

[obsidian ginkgo]

AWWWWWW THEY ARE SO GORGEOUS OH MY GOD

[near wasp]

Guys black flag remaster

[heady rivet]

Honk shoooooo

https://tenor.com/view/dog-snoring-sleeping-honkshoo-gif-9791480880639208048

[rancid cove]

Mid remaster

[raven stone]

Oh sorry I thought they was talking Heresy era but yes, Dorn offed Alpharius

[near wasp]

I do not care

[near wasp]

It's a good pirate game

[obsidian ginkgo]

Wife mentioned

[fervent geode]

[obsidian ginkgo]

Hes so handsome are we deadass

[steel ingot]

i love that all of kurzes descriptions often mention him being greasy or oily or gross

[heady rivet]

I should get around to joining more specialized 40k servers for the legions and chapters and such

[fervent geode]

He’s actually described as handsome and perfect from many POVs

Except Sevatar

Who says he’s fugly

[obsidian ginkgo]

Need thatttttt🤤🤤🤤🤤

[heady rivet]

Necromunda weirdly-attractive random Van Saar Ganger art how I love you...

[fervent geode]

[raven stone]

Should we show Al Sanguinius and Fulgirm (pre Chaos Fulgrim at any rate)

[obsidian ginkgo]

RANDOM

NOOOOOOOOO

[fervent geode]

Yes

Fulgrim esp

[obsidian ginkgo]

WDYM RANDOM PLEASE 😿😿😿😿

[rancid cove]

Im not talking about appearance

Im talking about sanity

[flat nimbus]

40k Christopher Walken

[heady rivet]

Yeah he's just some guy. Never mentioned again

[obsidian ginkgo]

Makes sense.

[heady rivet]

More Dolph Lundgren, no?

[fervent geode]

He could control himself before Isstvan V

But yeah

[flat nimbus]

Kinda both, ye

[fervent geode]

He was never truly fine

[steel ingot]

which is the house that is like actually from an alien ship that crashed and is underneath one of the munda spheres

[fervent geode]

Van Sucks

[obsidian ginkgo]

At least we have the emperor 😿

[fervent geode]

Saar

[rancid cove]

Sevatar is always right and also better than Curze in any way possible

[heady rivet]

You mean Van Saar, who took their STC from a DOAT ship

[rancid cove]

Sanguinius >>>>>

[steel ingot]

never ask a nostraman patriot where nostramos is

[raven stone]

Sanguinius

[rancid cove]

Like we care

[fervent geode]

I think in this case it’s also Sev knowing Curze too well

[steel ingot]

wasn't sanguinius so pretty it made fulgrim mald to the point of joining chaos

[obsidian ginkgo]

Show me all the ugly people w long hair #We need that

[fervent geode]

In the twin hearts of every son

[rancid cove]

No

[steel ingot]

if only

[obsidian ginkgo]

Twinkfied

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/sanguinius-warhammer-warhammer-40k-blood-angels-40k-gif-5881363644987634394

[steel ingot]

would of been hilarious

[raven stone]

Do you take bald ugly people

[fervent geode]

Laeran isn’t a thing now bro

[obsidian ginkgo]

HELL YEAH🤤

[heady rivet]

House Delaque

[rancid cove]

Like barely

[obsidian ginkgo]

Cutie

[flat nimbus]

stored in my ass, alongside my shirikodama

[raven stone]

Remember this face, you will soon learn to hate his actions.

[fervent geode]

… that’ll fuck up your ass

[fervent geode]

Yeah

[heady rivet]

Backshots!

https://tenor.com/view/sentenced-judge-gavel-life-guilty-gif-12475856

[fervent geode]

He’s the good guy

[obsidian ginkgo]

Evil girlfriend 😿

[steel ingot]

the man who decided to make it everyones problem

professional problem

[flat nimbus]

it’s okay, the rubicon primaris fixed that

[heady rivet]

House Escher

[obsidian ginkgo]

Its okay pregnancy will fix him

[fervent geode]

https://tenor.com/view/fulgrim-emperors-children-40k-slaanesh-warhammer40k-gif-25891300

[fervent geode]

Sinew coils huh

[heady rivet]

House Escher is all-female

[rancid cove]

Now show them Perty

[fervent geode]

https://tenor.com/view/perturabo-autism-autism-creature-warhammer-40k-warhammer-gif-17744557883323524299

[rancid cove]

YEAAAH

[steel ingot]

we will make the first male house escher member and immediately impregnate him

[obsidian ginkgo]

YES I JUST GOOGLED THEM

HOLY SHIT

[obsidian ginkgo]

THEY ARE SO GORGEOUS WGAT

[heady rivet]

I mean there have been healthy males born before very rarely

[raven stone]

@obsidian ginkgo and on unkempt guys
Mortarion

[heady rivet]

Yeah they're my favorite House Gang

[steel ingot]

so what are they just gannondorf

[rancid cove]

My glorious chud

[flat nimbus]

yes

https://tenor.com/view/ganon-suave-ganondorf-dance-terminalmontage-gif-5404920125357809121

[obsidian ginkgo]

Gorgeous girlfriend wow🤤

[heady rivet]

The House just treats them as is, yeah. The rare moment they dont see another useless moid

[obsidian ginkgo]

One burger away from dying

[steel ingot]

house scions impregnate this man

[rancid cove]

He got an upgrade

[fervent geode]

He’s ghoulish

[obsidian ginkgo]

OUR favorite house.

[fervent geode]

He’s the Primarch described as not handsome lmfao

[obsidian ginkgo]

He’s perfect already

[steel ingot]

HE'S SO LARGE ITS GREATE

[heady rivet]

Then read House of Blades

[obsidian ginkgo]

Why do you keep lying

[obsidian ginkgo]

Yes maam

[steel ingot]

peter turbo extra large size

[raven stone]

I mean TBF the novels claim Moratarion is not good looking so lol

[steel ingot]

i mean plus now he's the chosen son of rot and decay and bad smells

[raven stone]

Being head of the Chem Warfare Legion does that

[fervent geode]

https://tenor.com/view/doorbell-truth-nuke-bell-nuke-harry-dresden-doorbell-gif-7252138532278903502

[obsidian ginkgo]

That’s what makes him fine

[steel ingot]

so it cant be good now

[fervent geode]

His own sons too

In Unification

They would fucking die for him in a heartbeat btw

So it’s prob true sadly

[obsidian ginkgo]

Also victor from the new re. So glad we have lots of ugly men now🤤

[fervent geode]

Victor could be one his

He has the look

Little more skinny and he’s there

[obsidian ginkgo]

You just cant be any better LMAOAOOAOAO

They sound so cute wth😭

[heady rivet]

"Cute"
They make poison darts that make you pop like a balloon

[obsidian ginkgo]

Btw, are the figures mostly random?

Like, who is she?

[raven stone]

I think they are monster leaning. Nothing wrong with that, just sayin.

[obsidian ginkgo]

They would never do that to me.😿

[near wasp]

That's the best part of fighting in a slum if everything gets destroyed only the poors suffer

[raven stone]

Most are random unless named characters and even then, named character minis can be used for your own lore creations (so long as your opponent knows what rules you are running the mini with)

[heady rivet]

Thats a Ganger with a chem-thrower. You build them as you want them. Hence why they also have an upgrade sprue for additional bits

[obsidian ginkgo]

Nooo:•(

[heady rivet]

See here

[obsidian ginkgo]

So she has no name whatsoever:(?

[obsidian ginkgo]

THE HAIR LMAOAOAO SO COOL

[heady rivet]

You homebrew your own. Name the gang and the Gang Sister yourself

[obsidian ginkgo]

My babies, I need them

[raven stone]

I mean the entire beauty of the hobby is you get to create her entire character bacogriund

With the exception of a scant few named characters, you are more than welcome to create your lore for your dudes and dudettes

[heady rivet]

Like I named my Gang Queen after my man-hating dog

[raven stone]

And again, you can even appropriate a named mini but say "I am using them as my character with their own lore" instead

[heady rivet]

You can build and paint that exact sister but YOU name her

[arctic talon]

Banger alert

[heady rivet]

I know a guy who runs Servalen with the same rules but a different paint scheme and his own lore for that character as an OC yeah

[raven stone]

Also also, if you like Part A from one mini and Part B from a different mini, you can convert your own!

[obsidian ginkgo]

YOU HAVE A DOG

CAN WE SEE HER

[obsidian ginkgo]

YAYYAYAYYA

[obsidian ginkgo]

AWWWWWW HIIII GORGEOUS BABYYY HIII

WHAT A PRINCESS OH MY GOD

SHES SO ADORABLE

[rancid cove]

My glorious king

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-2-vr-but-the-ai-is-self-aware-hl2vrai-gif-8359098424228312920

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-gif-19494561

[rancid cove]

ONLY ANGELS MAY FLY

[solid horizon]

But does she have the mega evil doom stare of death

[rancid cove]

Shut up tabletop cuck

[obsidian ginkgo]

She does, duh

[solid horizon]

They're both tabletop

Idiot

[rancid cove]

Go complain about army detachments and badly designed rules for people who actually care

This is lore chat

[solid horizon]

What

[rancid cove]

You should bow to lorecracy

[solid horizon]

I don't complain, soulforged warpack is very good for daemon engines

Makes my defilers nom nom knights

[raven stone]

Crucible Champion rules enjoyer, based

[heady rivet]

And I can use this topic to once again bring up the upcoming campaign for Munda I have. First battle on Sunday after MUCH delay

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-hand-shake-arnold-arnold-swarzeneger-gif-9494194

[fervent geode]

Peak Axe of Dismemberment

[solid horizon]

Tbh I didn't want to make it op, I just really tried to give it what's on the model

Which I should continue

[fervent geode]

Noiceee

Dornian IH?

[solid horizon]

What

[obsidian ginkgo]

AWO LOOKS SO COOL

[fervent geode]

Never mind

https://tenor.com/view/ferrus-manus-live-reaction-ferrus-manus-iron-hands-iron-hand-orcus-gif-12719420837245225619

[rancid cove]

All 2 IH fans disliked that

[solid horizon]

Flayed King, a chaos android of malice (alledgedly)

[fervent geode]

Oh an android

Cool

I thought it was a necronstartes lol

[fervent geode]

That guy and some other guy

[solid horizon]

He has different crucible rules for my necron and csm armies

[rancid cove]

Imagine using androids and not biological drones (slaves)

[solid horizon]

Either a flayed overlord or a sorcerous daemonhost

[rancid cove]

Both of them are sobbing uncontrollably at the fact somehow the Raven Guard are more popular than them

[solid horizon]

I figured id use him in both armies interchangably since the model is 50/50 necron and csm

[fervent geode]

Cringe Emo overtook robosexuals in popularity

[solid horizon]

I use both

[fervent geode]

https://tenor.com/view/both-both-is-good-the-road-to-el-dorado-agreed-gif-23448946

[rancid cove]

Much better

[solid horizon]

Crude illegal skitarii that suffered so much radiation and pollution their face melted away

Used as traitor guards

[rancid cove]

Be cringe edgy emo
Use a whip as a weapon
Say how you hate tyrants
Serves as general under a much bigger tyranical figure

[solid horizon]

Gotta have those meat screens to protect me forgefiend doggo

[rancid cove]

Corax is such a dork

[fervent geode]

At least Curze admitted he was a monster serving a tyrant lmfao

Also he wasn’t racist to our Terrans

[winged jacinth]

Mfw im only 49% cybernetic

[rancid cove]

I just cant take Corax serious with his dumbass hair cut and the normal ass whip

Like brother, a normal irl whip? As a weapon?

[solid horizon]

Yeah no never joke about whips

[rancid cove]

Like cmon

[solid horizon]

It's all fun and games till the lord exultant and keeper of secrets lash you to death

[rancid cove]

I cannot take corax serious compared to the other legions

[obsidian ginkgo]

#needthat

[rancid cove]

God hes ugly

[solid horizon]

Holy shit joey ramone

Primarch of the ramones

[hallow plover]

Because people tend to overlook ugly people therefore he is more stealthy

[steel ingot]

makes me think of the lead singer of cramps

[crystal forum]

he's not ugly just emo

[obsidian ginkgo]

Hes gorgeous actually

[solid horizon]

What was the silly name of that guy again

[steel ingot]

Lux interior

[obsidian ginkgo]

Tomas

[solid horizon]

Oh yeah that

Most normal Warhammer name ngl

[fervent geode]

Corax is literally Edna Mode

[rancid cove]

He got that Dalek pistol

[solid horizon]

Corax mia wallace

[tough haven]

Trying to rewatch the legend of korra to get an opinion on it and I thought it was getting better after season one, but they just bring right back the stupid drama

And an amnesia scene

[quiet orchid]

isnt everyone ugly in 40k? (not sanguinius, he is a good twink)

[fervent geode]

I found very meh

[rancid cove]

Lowkey

[fervent geode]

Curze isn’t somehow

Nor Fulgrim

[rancid cove]

Theres some really actual beautiful ppl

[fervent geode]

Nor Ferrus actually

[rancid cove]

Corax isnt one of them

[fervent geode]

Ferrus is described as perfect

[rancid cove]

Fucking SEVATAR

[obsidian ginkgo]

WRONG

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/brian-connolly-sweet-the-sweet-fox-on-the-run-andy-scott-gif-16003210

[fervent geode]

Corax is a with fellow Liberator Morty in the fugly party

[fervent geode]

Literally Bela Lugosi

[tough haven]

My take is, cool worldbuilding, interesting setting, bad writing

[fervent geode]

https://tenor.com/view/bela-lugosi-dracula-vampire-halloween-horror-gif-15453044

[fervent geode]

Yeah that’s right imo