very low standards but still
#40k-lore-chat
crystal forum
sacred ginkgo
Are you sure
crystal forum
you probably eat dirt
sacred ginkgo
I bite things on my desk but I don't eat dirt
crystal forum
do you bite your nails
sacred ginkgo
Not anymore
heady rivet
I sent you those messages in DM for a reason
sacred ginkgo
I got sick for a week like a while ago and managed to quit it forever after that
jade holly
My Eye of Terror preorders came in today
And
I can safely say
HOLY FUCKING SHIT PERTURABO WHAT THE FLYING FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU
sacred ginkgo
Is that him or some high level goon
jade holly
Is that him or some high level goon
Who else would it be is my question
Cause if that’s not him I have even more questions
sacred ginkgo
Some high level goon
jade holly
That without a doubt has got to be him
jade holly
Yeah, Ferrus Manus’s
arctic talon
Its just a legionary lmao
sacred ginkgo
Unnamed maelstorm looking goon
arctic talon
lewis jones just draws shit
this is the fullart
back dude is a warpsmith
middle and front dudes are just generic legionaries
or like
rancid cove
Perturabo is much fucking cooler than that
arctic talon
Warsmiths
rancid cove
lmfao
arctic talon
maybe
sacred ginkgo
this is the fullart
Swiss army
Appliance (?)
Belted ammo
Flame tanks and nozzle
Tiny mag on the front
3 different bayonets
Oh yeah thats a Contraption
solid horizon
Iron Warriors are the thingmabob doohickey chaos army
crystal forum
also reminder to never do DNA tests because the companies doing them are almost all shady
raven stone
Or are liable to losing your information :p
heady rivet
also reminder to never do DNA tests because the companies doing them are almost ...
I'm doing a DNA test for my dog 
timid pasture
“What would you know of struggle, Perfect Son? When have you had to do anything more than tally compliances and polish your armour?"
"You're still a slave, Angron. Enslaved by your past, blind to the future. Too hateful to learn. Too spiteful to prosper."
timid pasture
this is the fullart
fan art?
timid pasture
Oyhhhhhh
timid pasture
I thought it was recent
arctic talon
timid pasture
Lewis Jones is prolly my favorite 40k artist though
I love his art
arctic talon
timid pasture
Word bearers?
arctic talon
you see on oneside you have an unrelenting green horde that lives only for war and death
on the otherside you have orks
arctic talon
Word bearers?
unnamed CSM group
timid pasture
Dark mechanicum?
timid pasture
unnamed CSM group
ohhh
arctic talon
Dark mechanicum?
Thats the adeptus mechanicus
timid pasture
they look cool asf
arctic talon
not the dark mechanicum lol
raven stone
That is normal Mecahnicum
timid pasture
mb
raven stone
Chaos Mechanicum looks even more insane than that XD
timid pasture
Chaos Mechanicum looks even more insane than that XD
what do They look like?
hollow lantern
Lewis Jones is prolly my favorite 40k artist though
He's the single best addition to modern 40k imo
vagrant fox
Lewis Jones art tickles my brain in a pleasing way
hollow lantern
He captures the setting feel really well imo
arctic talon
what do They look like?
more skulls
there is genuinely not a huge difference
aesthetically lol
usually more estrange flesh growths and skulls
is the big one
its usually the shit they make that tends tobe more daemonic
timid pasture
usually more estrange flesh growths and skulls
I Can see that, they look cool asf
arctic talon
here's a fucked up one
as you can tell flesh
if you peeled off all the flesh growths
he'd fit right in lul
arctic talon
Tbf
the difference is one uses more daemons then slaves
and the other uses more slaves then daemons
Lewis jones in general does not draw pretty people ever
everyone he draws his ugly in a "conventional" sense
timid pasture
Lewis jones in general does not draw pretty people ever
Not like there’s pretty people in Warhammer anyway
maybe blood angels
arctic talon
also his art of a Culexus is fucking freaky
timid pasture
and Slaneesh Daemonettes and emperors children, in their own twisted way of beauty
raven stone
Not like there’s pretty people in Warhammer anyway
I mean, the Imperial nobles and Rogue Traders who bother can make themselves look nice
same for Tau Ethereals
(albeit not n a traditional sense)
Aeldari
but yea, that's...pretty much any and all things that could look remotely handsome or pretty
arctic talon
behold the lovely Morvenn Vahl
timid pasture
I mean, the Imperial nobles and Rogue Traders who bother can make themselves loo...
true
raven stone
The mini I ordered online for the Rogue Trader conversion is on it's way from Ukraine.
Sorry, had to blurt it out, it's a conversion I'm really looking forwards to doing lol.
timid pasture
The mini I ordered online for the Rogue Trader conversion is on it's way from Uk...
Thats cool asf!!
hope it arrives soon
arctic talon
The mini I ordered online for the Rogue Trader conversion is on it's way from Uk...
have fun
rancid cove
Dark mechanicum?
I dont think we even have like
official gw art of the dark mechanicum
wind hornet
do they have more art then imperial agents?
arctic talon
do they have more art then imperial agents?
Yes because imperial agents is.
Inqusition, navy, rogue traders and Assasinorum
lol
raven stone
But surprisingly not as prominent
compared to Imperial Agents
Because...well, Imperium lol
Also
Negavolt Cultists
the only Dark Ad Mech mini so far
in both 30k/40k lines
(exlcuding Arcmagos Goat Skull for a Head from Forgeworld 30k line)
timid pasture
What are the leagues of votann?
arctic talon
in both 30k/40k lines
The entire 30k range is dark mechanicum smh
daring creek
AI worshipping dwarves
arctic talon
It’s both loyalist and traitor
The main scheme has been Mars and Xana
So it’s def dark Mechanicum coded as well
Bcs both of those were true Mechanicum strongholds
raven stone
It’s both loyalist and traitor
Oh come on dual loyalties surely cannot count :p
(on TT that is)
arctic talon
I count em
Besides they were painted in xana colors
Back in ye olden days
Mars is also a traitor majority forgeworld during the heresy
raven stone
Man people just gonna piss on IA lol...but ok fine, fine, you have lore points XD
arctic talon
LOL
timid pasture
AI worshipping dwarves
Rlly?
raven stone
What are the leagues of votann?
IRL description: GW finally deciding to resurrect 2nd edition Squats (space dwarf)
In universe answer: Humans who left Terra even earlier than before the Age of Strife, went out exploring, and somehow ran into some high gravitational places (or at least I am guessing that is what happened)
arctic talon
What are the leagues of votann?
AI worshiping designer baby dwarves with AI dwarves who are resource hungry worker co-ops
Anyways they’re actual capitalists
The only capitalists in 40k
They’re a workers co-op but still lol
They got fuckin corporations
arctic talon
What
daring creek
whats the nature of the corps
raven stone
It Depnds (TM)
daring creek
I know they destroy whole plants for resources
arctic talon
whats the nature of the corps
Resource horde and it depends
But generally they like resources
Each of the Leagues is its own corporate body
Along with other corporations within it
raven stone
You know, the more I think of it
timid pasture
AI worshiping designer baby dwarves with AI dwarves who are resource hungry work...
Wym by AI worshipping?
And ohhh
arctic talon
They worship giant AI cores
timid pasture
So they don’t really fight anyone
arctic talon
That run their society
timid pasture
No they absolutely fight people lmao
Like who
arctic talon
They think everything belongs to them
raven stone
No they absolutely fight people lmao
And I mean Ad Mech worships the Omnissiah for technology :p
raven stone
Thats crazy
And I mean Ad Mech worships the Omnissiah for technology :p
timid pasture
The imperium, chaos, the tau
Huh, how do They do against them
timid pasture
And I mean Ad Mech worships the Omnissiah for technology :p
yea
raven stone
Also yea, basically, anything that exists as a faction in 40k is capable of killing
arctic talon
Huh, how do They do against them
Pretty good
timid pasture
if the Imperium struggles against all of those things i can’t imagine the leagues of votann
Except Tau
maybe
timid pasture
Also yea, basically, anything that exists as a faction in 40k is capable of kill...
lmao
nocturne crest
Fun question, but do the T'au have any freaky art?
raven stone
if the Imperium struggles against all of those things i can’t imagine the league...
Also also, 40k is an event driven narrative, with the narrative controlled by GW.
Technically, this means that in-universe accounts of who would win/lose can be surprisingly unrelaialbe as an analysis, because GW decides how the events should go and writes around it
nocturne crest
Like weird and creepy? Not really
Yeah, basically, like that Assassin image above.
raven stone
Example: Orks managing to breach the three orbital Tau fortresses of the Tau Empire homeworld
I am no Tau fan but even I thought that was a wee bit much lol
arctic talon
Yeah, basically, like that Assassin image above.
Not really tbh
Tau don’t get super creepy art generally
celest cedar
vagrant fox
Having to be fully aware while they turn you into a calculator servitor is definitely a fate of all time
nocturne crest
Huh. They still make Webley revolvers in India.
tough haven
also his art of a Culexus is fucking freaky
arctic talon
https://tenor.com/view/im-so-freaking-scared-markiplier-iron-lung-iron-lung-mark...
he wants to rend your delicous mind flesh
let him in
tough haven
I don’t think whatever I’m using to keep him out will work lol
arctic talon
I saw some deranged tier art of beil-tan doing nazi salutes and executing tau 💀
arctic talon
but this is some fucking deranged tier art lmao
tough haven
Oh…
tough haven
I thought you meant official art
tough haven
That’s why I was interested
arctic talon
considering the armbands
why the fuck do you think I would be bluffing
about Beil-tan being violently xenophobic
tough haven
Ok but so close to home xenophobic?
vital ginkgo
How have the traitor legions fared against the tyranids?
tough haven
I imagine fairly ok, by just like avoiding them
Since most are fleet based or nomadic
I don’t think they encounter one another too terribly
Besides Hive Fleet Kronos
At the edge of the great rift
But that’s more daemons than traitor legions
opaque coyote
How do you know a game/media is interesting
My opinion?
See the fanbase and see if there's both the gayest MFS ever and Nazi's
You'll know if it's at least worth taking a look from that
celest cedar
raven stone
See the fanbase and see if there's both the gayest MFS ever and Nazi's
So does this apply to 40k :p?
opaque coyote
So does this apply to 40k :p?
Yeah
Also Fallout, HoI4, a surprising amount of shows for some reason, Undertale/Deltarune somehow
Although the gay MFS for the last outweigh the Nazis
Obviously
rancid cove
vital ginkgo
Is it true that the Red Corsairs are now the size of a legion?
storm jungle
Not now but have been since 8th edition
Its due to them just accepting any sort of astartes to their ranks + Huron largely letting his dudes do what they wnat as long as they adhere to his rule
They got tons of political clout
plush mason
how far away is the maelstrom from the great rift?
plush mason
i see
storm jungle
worst part is he legit fits the part
sharp pollen
"Big fries........... or medium........."
vital ginkgo
Its due to them just accepting any sort of astartes to their ranks + Huron large...
Are they comprised mostly of marines who have recently defected from the imperium or of traitor marines that have defected from their legion?
Because where do all these traitor marines come from for the Corsairs to have enough of them to be the size of a whole other legion?
opaque coyote
Honestly
I can imagine Thragg as like a construction worker or something
vital ginkgo
Honestly
I can imagine Thragg as like a construction worker or something
Thragg is peak PE teacher
opaque coyote
Although a part of me is thinking of how funny he would be as a manager
"Where are the results, employee?"
He would definitely be the most terrifying boss
dapper gyro
Fire the people who work at the shop. "I can always hire new ones".
tough haven
Kill the employees you mean
tough haven
Ripping the head off a customer that annoys him
opaque coyote
Ripping the head off a customer that annoys him
"Don'tblowyourcoverDon'tblowyourcoverDon'tblowyourcoverrrRRRRR"
rips off customer's head
tough haven
First Karen that he sees is dying
“I want to see a manager”
“I am the highest ranking member here”
opaque coyote
Honestly a personal headcanon for like
Conquest if he was sent to Earth
Is that he's still absolutely unhinged
Like he still enjoys his new "life" and "home"
But he's also the type to like
Be terrifying to talk to
Just a little bit too "happy"
Like overwhelming serial killer vibes basically
He would also work in a butcher store which is also where he gets the hearts to uh
Eat
The twist of course being that he actually hasn't killed any human being
dapper gyro
That's the funny thing about his type of personality.
He may crave peace, but his instinct is still of a killer.
opaque coyote
Yeah which is generally what I would imagine a "Peaceful" Alt. Conquest would be like
That even though he genuinely loves Earth, his new life, etc.
He's still just an absolute creep, especially on first impressions
wind hornet
I got a drukhari combat patrol box I haven't opened and I'm eyeing sisters of battle now.
jade holly
And I have a spot to start setting them right above my Necrons
arctic talon
Are they comprised mostly of marines who have recently defected from the imperiu...
Both
He doesn’t care about your origin
Huron will literally take whatever as long as they follow his rules and swear loyalty to him
A chunk of his marines are from Badab
Though it’s more like a drop in the bucket now
jade holly
Less than 50 now
Smh stealing from the Viltrumites
daring creek
dawg I hate my moms phone so fucking much man.
I understand having a video on to help your focus but jesus H christ.
It's always, blaring. It's always some person yapping and yapping and yapping and yapping.
either a fake reddit story, a conspiracy theory, or some dumb bullshit
dapper gyro
Start to propagate her feed by turning on all of your devices and watch whatever suit you.
Eventually, the algorithm will make your mother watch what you want.
outer wave
What a weird dude
Like imagine what sort of people those kids become if they were raised by the government
Also his name makes it even better
sacred ginkgo
Yeah I don't think this guy is very partial to thinking
outer wave
No he is not
Probably just thinks that discord or the general internet is how young parents are
summer mural
im at the part where bane shows up in absolute batman
bro
what bane does to brucey's friends
😭
vital ginkgo
Has there been anyone that could rival malcador's psykic power since the heresy?
In the Imperium
celest dome
Power, yes
Skill, not really
scenic trout
average non profile user comment?
daring creek
daring creek
@copper island look
its definitely a joke though
It has to be a joke
"raised by the state"
daring creek
rocky gale
I feel like even using the phrase "the state" is a warning sign in most cases
daring creek
I feel like even using the phrase "the state" is a warning sign in most cases
Warning sign theyre a fascist?
daring creek
I give them 2 weeks
rocky gale
Some kind of authoritarian atleast, like a regular person would say "water and essential services should be nationalised" but when someone says "essential services should be under the control of the state" alarm bells
opaque coyote
Honestly in my opinion the first sign when something is wrong is when they increase "security" for "the children™"
Or alternatively insert any ethnic group
celest dome
The thing is, that I don't want to see most things be privatized, but it doesn't mean I want to see the "State" be in control of it either. It should be controled and verified by the State, but it should be overseen by independent watchdogs
opaque coyote
Cause when a law is suggested for The Children™
It should be under extra scrutiny
Cause likely it's for "being able to take action against things that might be bad to the government's control"
Rather than actually for any child protection
celest dome
The thing is that there are a lot of good laws that were made "to protect the children"
celest dome
It is just that people who want to control things see that children laws are easier to sell
opaque coyote
"GIVE ME YOUR ID" purposes
opaque coyote
The thing is that there are a lot of good laws that were made "to protect the ch...
Yeah which is why I'm not completely denying it
Just saying that if it asks for any information about your identity or whatever
That means it's definitely not for the children™
There is genuine problems to what kids are exposed to. Social media is bad to expose to children for obvious reasons
jade holly
Back in my day we were told to not give out personal info out on the internet smh
opaque coyote
But also there is a solution to at least some of it.
It's called being a fucking parent
At least make sure the kid is playing Fortnite instead of fucking Spec Ops the Line or something
Also don't shove a mobile device into their face when they're like 6
opaque coyote
Unironically, computers/consoles are fine
jade holly
Cause you need to go out of your way to access it
jade holly
That too
Despite majoring in IS, I honestly hate how tech dependent we’re becoming
I will ALWAYS advocate for physical alternatives even if they’re way less convenient
opaque coyote
I grew up with tech dependency so I am innately biased towards technology.
Still sucks that there are no alternatives
Physical media
Needed
Very important for preservation
opaque coyote
I grew up with tech dependency so I am innately biased towards technology.
Stil...
It is very convenient to have things like Google Classroom though
I forgot homework much less
...
daring creek
It’s a tabletop game not a digital one
I mean digital would make it more accessible
and less expensive
jade holly
Honestly physical demos have always been more entertaining and effective for me in school than digital ones
I remember in a science class we made different colors of fire by burning different chemicals
Purple fire was the best
daring creek
breaking bad
jade holly
It wasn’t chemicals
I can’t remember
Wait was it?
Salts
I think it was salts
Like Potassium
celest dome
Everything is chemical, or physical
summer mural
when do we get issue 20 of absolute batman
plush mason
so is there any lore on if Terra is still suffering any effects from the time it briefly became a realm of chaos?
raven stone
Well shit GW can't compete with this
Quick TLDR or rough translation: if you all remember that apartment blocks fire in Hong Kong some time ago...
...this Zaku miniature survived that bloody fire
Pretty sure GW can't say the same for any of their minis
queen laurel
Well shit GW can't compete with this
Quick TLDR or rough translation: if you al...
let's go free battle damage
raven stone
😅
dapper gyro
I really like Zaku design.
Instead of function over form, it is function as the form. Mass produced, yet big menace to many things. The the anti zaku weapons are expensive and uncommon.
summer mural
alright I finished absolute batman
which absolute do I read next
or should I read invincible lol
also battle beast has his own spinoff
summer mural
i just read the 2003 invincible
?
theres an invincible returns and an invincible universe
and apparently a battle spinoff thats only 8 issues in
ALSO , what on earth was bane in absolute batman
HE KEEPS CALLING HIM LITTLE ONE
" Not bad little one, try again"
8 months later " Hello little one, try again "
oh hell nah
dapper gyro
Side note, at that point, Allen is already surpassed Nolan by a significant margin.
summer mural
thing that makes allen allen though
is hes a lover not a fighter
as nolan discovered
dapper gyro
He is chosen because of that.
summer mural
also after absolute batman
the invincible art is like crisp
absolute batman is all grungy
storm jungle
well yeah thats artist difference for you
storm jungle
ALSO , what on earth was bane in absolute batman
hes Him
Abs Bane was breaking the internet for like months as long as he was alive, bro HAD to GO
steel ingot
thinking of that fuckass panel of him throwing batman with his titanic muscles and going "we are not so different" like no the hell we are
summer mural
I mean for me it was the friends stuff
like when he went after his friends
at that point I had to take a break 😭
the penguin origin story : yeah I used to be just a normal guy till bane beat me with so much brutality and precision he rearranged my bones and body to be the penguin
summer mural
how often does it get new issues
also I see that absolute carnage has like 8 comics or something
storm jungle
Abs Batman is once a month
solid horizon
that Issue broke a lot of people
Including oswald lol
storm jungle
Including oswald lol
YEET
storm jungle
🗣️
rancid cove
The average 40k noble comms what the actual fuck is this man
storm jungle
I always said it
theres no such thing as "grimderp" when people like this exist IRL lol
celest cedar
the torture video part still fucks me up sometimes
rancid cove
theres no such thing as "grimderp" when people like this exist IRL lol
Idk man everytime i read something knew about this the daemonculaba simply becomes less "trying to be edgy" and sounding more and more like a thing that might've already happened here
rancid cove
the torture video part still fucks me up sometimes
Fuck the the thought that we might never know who sent the email, who was tortured or who did it
Or that they will never pay for their crime
Genuinely fucking hell
celest cedar
I think someone made the connection that it was sent by big yahu
there will be no justice dawg 💀
storm jungle
I read some on a subreddit compiling these before they were getting deleted, its fucking horrid.
rancid cove
I think you understand what I meant but yeah that is also horrifying
storm jungle
I think you understand what I meant but yeah that is also horrifying
yeah my point was "this basically has happened"
storm jungle
As I keep telling people theres no "secret cabal", they are literally infront of your faces lmao
heady rivet
I think someone made the connection that it was sent by big yahu
"Erm, Esptein was a Russian agent"
rancid cove
The "40k is a warning of the future" or some shit is just genuinely true huh
storm jungle
40k's main cautionary warnings are more against fascism and zealotry but yeah this is just one of many lol
rancid cove
As I keep telling people theres no "secret cabal", they are literally infront of...
They were secret, but not the way people thought it was because they missed it
And also because the government knew how to throw off suspicion by creating shit like the word conspiracy theory and making them sound unreasonably mad
storm jungle
They __were__ secret, but not the way people thought it was because they missed ...
Tbf Kevin Spacey literally had like 7 witnesses killed and nobody cared so not that far from the truth on things these people can do lol
rancid cove
Again, flat earth theory probably was a psyop to make "conspiracy theorists" insane that got actual people thinking it was true
storm jungle
100% tbh
I always believed in shit like rich people hunting people for sport and eating them.
that is literally Hedonism 101
when you are ontop of the world and bored you'll do anything to get a "joy"
heady rivet
I always believed in shit like rich people hunting people for sport and eating t...
Freezing your bank account btw
storm jungle
Freezing your bank account btw
celest cedar
everything starts with Reagan unironically 💀
storm jungle
I mean he is satan's greatest soldier
celest cedar
5 decades later and we are still feeling the effects of his fucking policys
rancid cove
"suicide" and "car crash"
Notice how the AI doesnt add the keywords "suspicious" to their death?
storm jungle
Notice how the AI doesnt add the keywords "suspicious" to their death?
And just below it you have this newspost
love the "before his legal action reached court"
fucking classic, thanks guys
rancid cove
They don't even state what he did
Just to further hide the acts they commit
storm jungle
tbh its like when Boeing kills people
They know people know they did it
People know Boeing did it
but its like "lmao what are you gonna do?"
spring cairn
he slipped on a loaded revolver and got shot in the head by it
rancid cove
If the [REDACTED] fits you must [REDACTED]
rancid cove
he slipped on a loaded revolver and got shot in the head by it
10 shots to the back of the skull. Must've been a suicide.
celest cedar
tbh its like when Boeing kills people
OpenAI getting a former employee and whistleblower killed...Im sorry suicide because that whistleblower exposed the company for breaching copyright laws
rancid cove
but its like "lmao what are you gonna do?"
I was about to make a joke about emperor being real so i could be turned into a thunder warrior and kill these people but he would literally be amongst these people
So it doesnt even work the way i wanted to
storm jungle
The Emperor is the type to be more like partaking in these because he legit is just "interested" and wants a taste of the game
then gets bored, leaves and goes to commit other atrocities
celest cedar
Im actually quite fond of the island
storm jungle
Bro is the type of mfer to say shit like "Mengele was a great man, a genius, shame he had to stick to his stupid nazi ideals instead of coming to work with me."
like 1:1 lol
celest cedar
Bro is the type of mfer to say shit like "Mengele was a great man, a genius, sha...
real
rancid cove
`Im actually quite fond of the island` <:staregryn:1022085083844325376>
Imperial Palace would've been built on Mar-a-lago
celest cedar
summer mural
DONT CLICK INVINCIBLE SPOILER : ||OMG, Thragg showing up to help Mark fight Allen and Oliver is so EPIC||
rancid cove
DONT CLICK INVINCIBLE SPOILER : ||OMG, Thragg showing up to help Mark fight Alle...
"He has me" as Satan shows up to help random kid fight 2 other random kids
celest cedar
LMAO
storm jungle
im not sure if id call Alan a kid
celest cedar
Im quite fond of the Carl Quest AU
storm jungle
the official artist jumping on the trend is peak
rancid cove
im not sure if id call Alan a kid
I mean its Thragg
storm jungle
I mean its Thragg
💀
celest cedar
I even get a cool name 😭
steel ingot
the official artist jumping on the trend is peak
was it oatley
steel ingot
he's so terminally online i kinda love it
rancid cove
`I even get a cool name` 😭
All the other people are happy for me
storm jungle
was it oatley
Yeah, he also ragebaits comic fans on his offtime
steel ingot
real as fuck
storm jungle
he makes a hulk vs thragg post its so funny
steel ingot
i would too
steel ingot
him and dwj being terminally online is very funny
storm jungle
https://tenor.com/view/mewing-bird-gif-16835999897918525830
Literally
steel ingot
though i think dwj being a massive pervert makes him way funnier
steel ingot
perks of comic writer/artists in the modern era
storm jungle
"Yes sir i need to come into your house and draw your wife nude, thanks for paying me"
steel ingot
i think to be a great comic artist and writer you gotta be a pervert to some degree
storm jungle
Not a comic artist, an artist in general lol
steel ingot
true
rancid cove
though i think dwj being a massive pervert makes him way funnier
Perverts are geniuses
celest cedar
some of the greatest artists of all time are all perverts so
had a whole conversation in another server before of how comic artists uses porn for reference for poses
rancid cove
Just look at Yoko Taro
steel ingot
Perverts are geniuses
John waters ass qoute
celest cedar
and seeing some of the frames, I can totally believe porn was used
summer mural
Also ngl
thragg is like
really nonviolent
he just negotiates his way out of stuff
the only time he got a lil carried away was with thaedus
steel ingot
he blew up Chicago with his fists what do you mean
oh wait no I'm thinking of conquest cause we were on that topic
celest cedar
he just negotiates his way out of stuff
can it really be called negotiating tho if the power dynamic is massively off the charts 💀
storm jungle
really nonviolent
Comic Thragg is way more violent
they made him more collected in the show and for the better imo
Lee Pace does an amazing job with it
steel ingot
thragg is the ultimate super overlord incel
raven stone
can it really be called negotiating tho if the power dynamic is *massively* off ...
Maybe should br called Gunboat Diplomacy
steel ingot
i think thragg would get one shot by YouTube looksmaxxing shorts
celest cedar
i think thragg would get one shot by YouTube looksmaxxing shorts
dude
imagine Thragg's reaction seeing people bone smashing their face
for vanity
steel ingot
like everyone else getting one shot by love and compassion meanwhile thragg tryng to be the next big incel movement guy
heady rivet
Disney has an entire vault of porn its own animators made
steel ingot
i just love how ideologically impotent and lame he is, his infinite strength is constantly undercut by the fact that weaker and smarter people take out all his support constantly and all he can do is rage and punch people
heady rivet
Disney has an entire vault of porn its own animators made
And fanmade porn it collected to show to producers of new content so they can make it clear it WILL happen to them as well
storm jungle
at best hes just a cunt
summer mural
also I never liked Oliver, and I feel VALIDATED
spring cairn
at best hes just a cunt
hieugy, that thragg guy is propa cunt
rancid cove
Pathetic + being racist/sexist
Racist? Me? Never! I want to conquer all of you equally."
storm jungle
Helps since they made the Viltrumites way more diverse in the show too lol
mfers got literally everyone
heady rivet
Its true and was on topic! 
spring cairn
i mean they still speciest
storm jungle
Its true and was on topic! <:hands:1079836605361180742>
👎
rancid cove
Now if you're a less than humanoid species...
storm jungle
i mean they still speciest
im talking on the humanoid side lol
rancid cove
storm jungle
<a:Meru_Twerk:1476342746603323614>
spring cairn
so he still a chuddy mercury
spring cairn
u just say nah cuz he is hot
storm jungle
its literally "you're weak"
steel ingot
like he is kinda rock stupid too
storm jungle
u just say nah cuz he is hot
hes not my type 💅
rancid cove
hes not my type 💅
Me when I lie
storm jungle
Mustache 👎
steel ingot
very true
heady rivet
hes not my type 💅
Arent you a lesbian no shit
rancid cove
storm jungle
Arent you a lesbian no shit <:alwayrember:1187568552631357542>
no lol
steel ingot
😔
storm jungle
https://tenor.com/view/thragg-invincible-thragg-grabbing-mark-thragg-chasing-mar...
Gonna do this to you btw @heady rivet
rancid cove
Dilara hates everyone the same
rancid cove
There is no "loving" with Dilara
heady rivet
Trump reply
Many such cases!
steel ingot
this is the first im hearing of this
storm jungle
Many such cases!
🔇
rancid cove
Just unfiltered insults and disrespect
storm jungle
this is the first im hearing of this
you're new so thats prob why
heady rivet
Gonna do this to you btw <@1079902743445115002>
Dont pull my hair you wont like the result 
storm jungle
Dont pull my hair you wont like the result <:thestare:1337948008444203140>
shut up freak
heady rivet
shut up freak
I speak my iconic catch-phrase like a childs doll. "Buy a Necromunda Gang!"
What did you think? Sicko.
rancid cove
I speak my iconic catch-phrase like a childs doll. "Buy a Necromunda Gang!"
Wh...
"Iconic catch phrase" buddy you aint from Toy Story
rancid cove
Get your house munda ass out of here
heady rivet
"Iconic catch phrase" buddy you aint from Toy Story
Dont you have a Necromunda gang to buy for your gf
raven stone
Has BL released that massive Hive novel(s) yet
raven stone
Damn
rancid cove
Dont you have a Necromunda gang to buy for your gf
I'm buying a nuclear explosive same day shipping exactly on your location
rancid cove
Captain Kirk
shadow plover
Has BL released that massive Hive novel(s) yet
They're coming this to pre-order this coming weekend, no?
heady rivet
I'm buying a nuclear explosive same day shipping exactly on your location
Can you do that after I get ny homoerotic knife fight commission
rancid cove
summer mural
Invincible spoilers: ||lol thragg telling cecil the situation is so funny, " You have.No Choice."||
rancid cove
Can you do that after I get ny homoerotic knife fight commission
Talking about commissions
The artist I got in contact with is starting the sketch for mine
heady rivet
Talking about commissions
The artist I got in contact with is starting the sketc...
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1489667906068287508/Palatine_Impressed.gif
storm jungle
storm jungle
Invincible spoilers: ||lol thragg telling cecil the situation is so funny, " You...
tbh you say that yesterday
"I will now tell you your future."
💀
steel ingot
am i right is this the mark goes to live on fuckass alien planet arc next in the show
celest cedar
https://tenor.com/view/thragg-invincible-thragg-grabbing-mark-thragg-chasing-mar...
diabolical frame 💀
storm jungle
Thraggshots
storm jungle
am i right is this the mark goes to live on fuckass alien planet arc next in the...
Nah thats FAR off
rancid cove
diabolical frame 💀
storm jungle
no spoilers but he does that later in the series
spring cairn
jerk off ?
steel ingot
||has he killed the parasite astronaut yet or what i can't remember if that's before or after he collabs with dino||
the middle of invincible blurs together
storm jungle
he has in the beginning of the season
near wasp
||start of season 4||
steel ingot
ah i see
obsidian ginkgo
Helllo:•)
storm jungle
steel ingot
kinda funny that everyone hits him with like "bro not cool"
steel ingot
obsidian ginkgo
Lets beat em with hammers
Is that a foot.
near wasp
Do not kill the new people with hammers
heady rivet
heady rivet
Do not kill the new people with hammers
steel ingot
you think they're gonna do the white flash bit
near wasp
The leap in logic is astounding
heady rivet
Is that a foot.
I'm glad you're here. What do you know about Necromunda?
celest cedar
Do not kill the new people with hammers
call that a hazing ritual
storm jungle
The leap in logic is astounding
No one said Mundanites were smart...
heady rivet
No one said Mundanites were smart...
I drank too much Second Best and now the Rogue Doc says I should think about the Ripper Jacks and look at this sump river
storm jungle
I drank too much Second Best and now the Rogue Doc says I should think about the...
Yappermunda
near wasp
Hmmm simply die instead idk
steel ingot
the world has surpassed the need for munda speak
obsidian ginkgo
I'm glad you're here. What do you know about Necromunda?
I genuinely can’t focus why the hell is there a foot in your profile. But um… they shit themselves??
celest cedar
LOL
storm jungle
BRUH
heady rivet
I genuinely can’t focus why the hell is there a foot in your profile. But um… th...
How much did Dilara pay you
heady rivet
Yet again, the toe wiggles discrimination...
celest cedar
good
storm jungle
Pusher it doesnt take any payment for people to realise you're a freak
Surrender your forward assets to us and surrender
heady rivet
Surrender your forward assets to us and surrender
Does this mean you'd now own a Necromunda gang?
My thanatos gambit...
storm jungle
Does this mean you'd now own a Necromunda gang?
no
heady rivet
Aw man
near wasp
They get liquidated immediately for petty cash
Al your not supposed to admit that geez, wasn't part of this a confidentiality agreement
heady rivet
I genuinely can’t focus why the hell is there a foot in your profile. But um… th...
Anyway Necromunda is a semen game. 40k is a poop game. Every Warhammer game is semen or poop. Killteam? Poop. Battlefleet Gothic? Semen. Despite how it may appear, AoS is Semen.
obsidian ginkgo
How much did Dilara pay you
They paid me w kindness…
heady rivet
They paid me w kindness…
vagrant fox
Anyway Necromunda is a semen game. 40k is a poop game. Every Warhammer game is s...
genuine, sincerely, a huge -4
obsidian ginkgo
Anyway Necromunda is a semen game. 40k is a poop game. Every Warhammer game is s...
Is this true….
heady rivet
Is this true….
obsidian ginkgo
LAMAOOAOA
near wasp
I'm not awake enjoy for this shit
heady rivet
genuine, sincerely, a huge -4
Thats fair
rocky gale
heady rivet
If I was a bodily fluid I'd be lymph
obsidian ginkgo
Suspicious 😮
near wasp
If I was a bodily fluid I'd be lymph
No you'd be bile from the gallbladder
solid horizon
Necrophilia Fucker
heady rivet
Necrophilia Fucker
I havent been called that in...many years...
near wasp
Ah everybody is waking up
heady rivet
(I missed all the discussion)
He didnt even need a reason to abuse my person...
rancid cove
Its so peak
solid horizon
I just can
near wasp
heady rivet
The Emperor to Malcador
storm jungle
GRAND REGENT
celest cedar
his birthday was like 3 days ago
rancid cove
Who's up jorking their grand regent right now
heady rivet
his birthday was like 3 days ago
For my birthday this chat got me kidneys stones and swollen lymph nodes
solid horizon
Who's up jorking their grand regent right now
I'm thraggin it
solid horizon
For my birthday this chat got me kidneys stones and swollen lymph nodes
I cast
rancid cove
his birthday was like 3 days ago
Hitlers? Yeah I know Necromunda announced his own birthday
celest cedar
thraggshots
solid horizon
Eat a whole bar of butter without a gallbladder
rocky gale
I usually eat butter without a gallbladder tbh
steel ingot
how wretched is thraggs little reagent after showing it the might of the viltrum empire
rocky gale
Is butter and gallbladder a common Neal where you're from?
heady rivet
Ah good, someone else to be mocked in this chat
solid horizon
Ah good, someone else to be mocked in this chat
raven stone
I just had the most random and terrifying thought on overhearing conversations in office.
So as it turns out, in Germany, riot police still use horses.
But we know in Uma world, you have Umamusume, not horses.
What I am saying is, an Uma in riot gear would be terrifying
rancid cove
They don't even need the riot gear.
heady rivet
I just had the most random and terrifying thought on overhearing conversations i...
In the Umaverse were the Mongolians piggybacking or were the Umas themselves just running across the steppe?
rancid cove
In the Umaverse were the Mongolians piggybacking or were the Umas themselves jus...
The Great Conquering Goldship
raven stone
In the Umaverse were the Mongolians piggybacking or were the Umas themselves jus...
Probably they themselves were just running I guess, there is art of that somewhere
heady rivet
The Great Conquering Goldship
Yeah I've seen art of stuff like that 
celest cedar
heady rivet
Must be canon I suppose!
rancid cove
heady rivet
Proud to say I'm not one of these guys
raven stone
They don't even need the riot gear.
Well, more terrifying then lol
rocky gale
It is a common Neal
rancid cove
Proud to say I'm not one of these guys <:alwayrember:1187568552631357542>
...Or are you?
celest cedar
rocky gale
They don't even need the riot gear.
I have riot gear in my house
solid horizon
Proud to say I'm not one of these guys <:alwayrember:1187568552631357542>
Pics or never happened
summer mural
oh come on did we really need an arc with bulletproof wearing a certain someones costume
like idgaf about bulletproof
raven stone
I have riot gear in my house
Oh gosh work related or you somehow managed to acquire it 😅 ?
celest cedar
lowkey
rancid cove
Shart coming up to miss the easiest 99% with advantage fire bolt ever
celest cedar
white girl music got me in a chokehold rn
rancid cove
I have riot gear in my house
Why
rocky gale
Dad was in the Riot police, his spare set is still in the roofspace
heady rivet
...Or are you?
Nah
celest cedar
Shart coming up to miss the easiest 99% with advantage fire bolt ever
no lie I once miss a high chance of succes with advantage rolls and its because I rolled two nat 1s...
rancid cove
Dad was in the Riot police, his spare set is still in the roofspace
I see
heady rivet
Dad was in the Riot police, his spare set is still in the roofspace
How many soccer hooligans did he brain
celest cedar
no lie I once miss a high chance of succes with advantage rolls and its because ...
someone give me the numbers on how low a chance that is
solid horizon
https://tenor.com/view/dexter-gif-1878760417600646737
I could send you a picture of me
heady rivet
Shart coming up to miss the easiest 99% with advantage fire bolt ever
Its why we worship Bae'zel in this house
rancid cove
no lie I once miss a high chance of succes with advantage rolls and its because ...
Do you know how rare 2 Nat 1's are?
rocky gale
How many soccer hooligans did he brain
Northern Ireland, so was probably civil rights protestors he was bashing
rancid cove
Its why we worship Bae'zel in this house
In MY house we worship Minthara
solid horizon
I look like republican jesus with john lennon glasses
heady rivet
Northern Ireland, so was probably civil rights protestors he was bashing
Even better
rancid cove
IN MENZOBE-
celest cedar
Do you know how rare 2 Nat 1's are?
1 in 400?
heady rivet
I could send you a picture of me
No thanks I seen enough penis today 
celest cedar
wha
near wasp
.25 percent
solid horizon
Good for you
celest cedar
.25 percent
my character must've tripped and fell bro 😭
what couldve been a fight that ended in about 30 secs
solid horizon
Necromunda Pusher more like Necrophilia Rotiger
celest cedar
ended up lasting about 3 minutes
near wasp
I rolled three 18s in a row last session
rancid cove
You know
What was my most
Luckiest but both unluckiest
Dnd roll?
Boss character sheet for the players at my table
I made 3 attack rolls one for each player for the special attack I made.
3. Nat. 20's.
It was a TPK.
I had to lie and yap my way out to make my players not realize my shock.
I started lying stats and lowered the damage values slowly as the fight went on so they could win
heady rivet
I nat 20'd to kick a child in the head and he flat out died once
celest cedar
I started lying stats and lowered the damage values slowly as the fight went on ...
LOL
rancid cove
I nat 20'd to kick a child in the head and he flat out died once <:NazrinHappi:1...
Hilarious
rancid cove
LOL
It wasn't even a unbalanced fight they lowkey just were not having luck at all with their rolls and God decided that day was the day their characters died
rancid cove
I'd let her get away with it
heady rivet
She got away with it even before that child turned out to be magical and came back to life
raven stone
Oh look Alpha Legion black book lore on Warcom
rancid cove
Twitter, never change
fervent geode
Oh look Alpha Legion black book lore on Warcom
Where’s the WS one smdh
rancid cove
heady rivet
My favorite copaganda is Law & Order SVU
raven stone
>shows cops as brutal oppressors
Every media has an audience that misses the point...
fervent geode
People seeing Talos and going OOOOOHHHH NL NOT CHAOSSSSS
or seeing Akurra and doing the same
celest cedar
My favorite copaganda is Law & Order SVU
most cop shows atp
steel ingot
i feel like one of the undertones of the night lords trilogy is talos not just buddying up with chaos even as lightly as some of his squadmates (not xarl the goat though he got it good) is fucking RUINING his life
storm jungle
100% yeah, the book outright highlights their hypocrisy
steel ingot
truth of the dark gods strikes again
like yeah sure exalted is also a bum ass
but like you're a bum and also have no powers other than getting tortured visions that everyone isnt even sure are real
great job bro you weaponized schizophrenia instead of MAGIC
(im re-reading the trilogy rn after my long journey through horus heresy as a like palate cleanser and talos is pissing me tf off honestly)
dapper gyro
If the NLs are not chaos, then they are just straight up idiots.
steel ingot
yes
at least thats my reading
a whole legion of vulture bums who think they're so cool
dapper gyro
I would like to use the r word because it is appropriate for them, but I don't want to get ban.
heady rivet
The entire point of their books is "The Night Lords are dickheads"
heady rivet
I would like to use the r word because it is appropriate for them, but I don't w...
Ah its just an automod
dapper gyro
Canadian r word, not the american one.
heady rivet
Canadian r word, not the american one.
???
steel ingot
they're the space marine equivilent of those twitter accounts that post about how cool it would of been in the roman empire and what we lost
heady rivet
Now I dont know what word you mean
steel ingot
like its honestly refreshing when the black legion show up and just fucking obliterate any semblance of moral high ground the nl's are trying to take or even like honor high ground
like yeah okay cool digs guys can you fucking help us blow up these tech priests you losers
heady rivet
For some reason, in the US, it is not the same...
I can assure you it is
steel ingot
wait 15 minutes they'll all die and you wont have to worry about it
or just like get out some raid
put some bug bombs out
steel ingot
breaking news we regret to inform you necromunda is still a thing
obsidian ginkgo
So aha about that Necromunda
I’m Sorry I got busy. Yes. About the necromunda
heady rivet
breaking news we regret to inform you necromunda is still a thing
Happy to report, you mean
heady rivet
I’m Sorry I got busy. Yes. About the necromunda
I gotta live up to the name and shill the best Warhammer IP. Best minis, best lore, best everything
obsidian ginkgo
I gotta live up to the name and shill the best Warhammer IP. Best minis, best lo...
Youre already the best n you sound so funny n tuff
summer mural
omg are you serious, thats what happened between monster girl and rex on flaxan
the flaxan arc is giving me anxiety
heady rivet
Youre already the best n you sound so funny n tuff
Anyway you did join fresh and come to lore chat so you presumably have an interest in 40k lore
I'm like a shark smelling blood
Another indoctrination target
storm jungle
omg are you serious, *thats* what happened between monster girl and rex on flax...
Trust me it gets worse
obsidian ginkgo
Anyway you did join fresh and come to lore chat so you presumably have an intere...
Yes!:•) I’m new to the whole series, I want to buy some figures too!
rose thorn
Wish they showed off green alpha legion in the pages of the black library
daring creek
What are we talking about
near wasp
What faction you interested in
near wasp
Holy shit you didn't just ask that
obsidian ginkgo
Goodmorning :•)
summer mural
||oh my god, kregg my man, how the mighty have fallen ||
daring creek
Now whats his fucking name because I've thought about him for quite a bit since he dated that monster...gjrl
near wasp
||oh my god, kregg my man, how the mighty have fallen <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322...
||he didn't fall he's living his best like with all the baddies||
daring creek
By definition. Hes like. A weirdo right???
summer mural
||he didn't fall he's living his best like with all the baddies||
hes completely taken in
rocky gale
Lost in the sauce
summer mural
||thragg has to lecture him ||
near wasp
By definition. Hes like. A weirdo right???
Monster girl and robot are both in there twenties at the start of the show
daring creek
Monster girl and robot are both in there twenties at the start of the show
Yeah but monster girl is physically a child like 14 right
rocky gale
So he makes his body physically the same age
near wasp
Its not like they are getting frisky
daring creek
Its still weird lmao i aint saying the creator is weird either its always struck me like a wtf thing lmao.
Weird to me atleast
But oh well.
rocky gale
Like mentally they're the same, then he makes a body for himself that is physically the same age as her, then cures her condition so she can age normally
daring creek
Ooh. Nice
rocky gale
And is worried about her using her ability too much and making herself younger
heady rivet
Yes!:•) I’m new to the whole series, I want to buy some figures too!
Well I'll be the first to tell you that Necromunda has the best lore and the best minis. For cheap too. One full gang costs as much as a single tabletop unit
near wasp
You do not have to listen to the feet weirdo he has a legal obligation to shill for necromunda at every chance
dapper gyro
Monster girl is a male in her monster form.
obsidian ginkgo
Well I'll be the first to tell you that Necromunda has the best lore and the bes...
Got it… yes.
dapper gyro
When I first read it, I find it funny for some reason.
obsidian ginkgo
https://discord.com/channels/727074276724965407/745324840097153167/1488221688326...
OKAY TAHNK YOU YAY
heady rivet
OKAY TAHNK YOU YAY
And I can get you every single book you need.
Necromunda is the most fleshed out planet in the entire setting
obsidian ginkgo
House Orlock sounds so tuff…
steel ingot
i still think the funniest invicible spoiler is ||that monster girl is a bum dad and adulterer, robert wokeman shows us that even women can be bum fathers too hearwarming !!||
since you're on that arc
i dunno how far into the flaxans arc you're in
heady rivet
House Orlock sounds so tuff…
True!
obsidian ginkgo
THATS GREAT NEWS HOLY WOW YOURE SO COOL TAHNK YOU FOR THIS
summer mural
i dunno how far into the flaxans arc you're in
finished
obsidian ginkgo
i still think the funniest invicible spoiler is ||that monster girl is a bum dad...
Didn’t monster girl cheat too in the comics?
queen laurel
Didn’t monster girl cheat too in the comics?
yes
summer mural
also I just finished bulletproofs arc
heady rivet
They are so cute
They have an adorable quad bike
obsidian ginkgo
They have an adorable quad bike
This is us locked in
heady rivet
@arctic talon Orlock Indoctrination
queen laurel
They have an adorable quad bike
That is cool that is cool but but hold on ashwaste nomad bugs
steel ingot
Didn’t monster girl cheat too in the comics?
who didnt, its a reoccuring plot bit kirkman cant help himself from shoehorning into every comic he writes
steel ingot
genuinely one of the weirder things he's always doing cause it never fits right into any story it gets put in
obsidian ginkgo
who didnt, its a reoccuring plot bit kirkman cant help himself from shoehorning ...
Hes so weird.
obsidian ginkgo
That is cool that is cool but but hold on ashwaste nomad bugs
Bug rider
steel ingot
he is but at least he's grown in writing skill from his battlepope days
crystal forum
oh hell nah
viltrumites dont have spines apparently
summer mural
I spose you havent read the comics
crystal forum
mark isn't even crippled from having a hole punched through him by conquest
summer mural
or have you
obsidian ginkgo
mark isn't even crippled from having a hole punched through him by conquest
It’s because
steel ingot
me? yeah i read all of it
obsidian ginkgo
Hes invincible
summer mural
nah jay
summer mural
Im on issue 97 rn
obsidian ginkgo
Let me do you better wizard bug rider
HOLY AW THATS SO CUTE
steel ingot
well you're past the rough stretch then
i kinda only gets better, middle of invincible i think gets weak
raven stone
I’m Sorry I got busy. Yes. About the necromunda
Welcome to the 40k fandom as a whole (yes Necromunda takes place in 40k era so that counts in my book even if you only play Munda)
obsidian ginkgo
Let me do you better wizard bug rider
Look at the eyes they are so adorable :((
summer mural
although I guess show only fans can expect next season to be a little slower compared to the viltrumite war
obsidian ginkgo
Welcome to the 40k fandom as a whole (yes Necromunda takes place in 40k era so t...
Yes Hello Thank you #verycool
heady rivet
Welcome to the 40k fandom as a whole (yes Necromunda takes place in 40k era so t...
Necromunda is better than actual 40k, it is true...
steel ingot
i wouldnt go that far
well actually
hrm
i gotta think about that 40k does suck egg
daring creek
Does Necromunda have books
steel ingot
quite a few im p sure
heady rivet
Does Necromunda have books
Duh