#40k-lore-chat

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crystal forum
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i read it in my dad's bachman books collection as a kid

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kinda wild that he predicted school shootings

summer mural
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also i actually wanted to stop reading the dark tower after wizard and glass

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because you finally get a massive backstory on roland

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and like, dudes life is utterly messed up

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and then it just makes sense hes like the last remnant of a dying world just chasing a myth across the desert like a ghost

crystal forum
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i might check it out

wintry scarab
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Is chaos wastes a paid DLC on vt2?

storm jungle
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Its free

sharp pollen
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hi dilara

steel ingot
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this image has bad karmic energy

flat nimbus
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viltrumite physiology allows Mark to lactate at velocities unimagined by the human form

rancid cove
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It has started

storm jungle
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I hope these people know some of the most famous white characters in fiction were voiced by black people

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😭

sharp pollen
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what if Mark was voiced by black guy...

raven stone
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Knowing the average chud

storm jungle
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Basically lol

rancid cove
storm jungle
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Dont tell them who voiced Kratos or Samurai Jack 💀

raven stone
rancid cove
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They'll scream about him being tan or some shit

rancid cove
flat nimbus
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sharp pollen
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wdym same face

storm jungle
rancid cove
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People also forget Darth Vader was also voiced by a black guy

flat nimbus
rancid cove
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What is that supposed to mean

storm jungle
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🥀

rancid cove
storm jungle
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YEP

celest dome
storm jungle
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both times yes

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race has nothing to do with a voice performance

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there was an entire controversy around this when they replaced that indian store owner in Simpsons years ago now

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i really closely remember it due to this lol

sharp pollen
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Is Homer..?

rancid cove
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It seems that most brazilian subreddits I'm in are just full of right wing chuds who feel like theyre stuck on 2020 humor

storm jungle
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lmao

storm jungle
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Id like to say something

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but i know it will make you upset

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so ill hold off

rancid cove
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Ever since the pragmata posting Tavi had on this chat I dread every message he sends here

storm jungle
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bruh

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😭

celest dome
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I'll say it

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Tavi, why the fuck do you have that

storm jungle
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tbh

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its not just Jack

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Phil has voiced like a legion of these kinds of characters lol

rancid cove
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Whenever I meet another 40k fan in the wild but they still post "heresy!" memes and say shit how modern GW is ruining 40k

storm jungle
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same with a lot of famous black VAs

rancid cove
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I found a guy yesterday on space marine 2 running a Black Templar fit and his steam name was SpaceKing
Instant red flags

storm jungle
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Only thing missing was american or UK flags on his profile

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or some christian bullshit

rancid cove
celest dome
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Tbh, anything going around Spaceking and Flashgitz is a red flag

solid horizon
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Wait till chuds learn about Kevin Michael Richardson

storm jungle
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MAN

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I was resisting mentioning him

rancid cove
storm jungle
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talk about a fucking monster

solid horizon
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My favorite ever joker

storm jungle
solid horizon
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Yes

storm jungle
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legit one of my favs too

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monkey ahh

heady rivet
solid horizon
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Jester dreadlock joker that can fight and be always funny will never not be based

storm jungle
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its prob because its one of the msot original takes on the character that is just a funny piece of shit instead of some mastermind edgelord

flat nimbus
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yeah, The Batman’s Joker was great

solid horizon
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Elastic putty gun made me laugh so much when I was a kid... until it happened to Benett

rancid cove
flat nimbus
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especially as contrast to Dark Knight et al

storm jungle
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then i grew up and realised hes hilarious

solid horizon
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Benett's face melting gave me nightmares

flat nimbus
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“What if The Joker genuinely was just a dickhead in it for the shits”

storm jungle
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Bro sees batman ontop of his limo and signs a autograph of himself then tells a henchman to go up and give it to him

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😭

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like bro what LMAO

solid horizon
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Joker dressing as batman was hilarious too

rancid cove
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That scene of him with the blood bags got kid me SHIVERING ME TIMBERS

storm jungle
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To be fair this movie was legit scary lol

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making the blood just pitch black too

solid horizon
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Before we see his original self in the mind episode I always though he was a crazed out jamaican

storm jungle
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LMOA

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yeah he was just some dude

rancid cove
solid horizon
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The Batman music was dope

storm jungle
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I do respect the original series' but i grew up with this one so im biased

rancid cove
solid horizon
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Guitar riff each time batman looks at something never failed to be funny

storm jungle
flat nimbus
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your Batmobile ees sheet

storm jungle
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DA KAMYONET

solid horizon
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The Batman theme was one of the first thing I'd play on guitar with my dad

rancid cove
storm jungle
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(thats how we also call trucks in turkish so it caught me off guard)

rancid cove
storm jungle
rancid cove
flat nimbus
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gonna eat your dog

solid horizon
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Clayface was epic too

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In fact they were all epic

solid horizon
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Best Alfred as well imo

flat nimbus
storm jungle
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love that VA

solid horizon
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I just love his face

storm jungle
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also the best part was Bruce was a fucking dork too and not some depressed adult

rancid cove
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I just loved how young Bruce looked in that cartoon

storm jungle
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"Man alfred i could go for some burgers rn"

rancid cove
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It really felt like an early career Batman

solid horizon
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Whatever master bruce

storm jungle
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Literally that lmao

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man i gotta rewatch it now

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After Invincible....

solid horizon
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I rember Marilyn Manson riddler too

rancid cove
solid horizon
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I love how Dracula was a substitute for Ras Al Ghul because there was the bat embargo

rancid cove
rancid cove
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And more aura

solid horizon
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Yup

storm jungle
solid horizon
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They even gave him the Peter Cushing face ras has

rancid cove
solid horizon
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Kinda funny considering Cushing was van helsing

rancid cove
solid horizon
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A pun ? More like a mega fantastic actor

rancid cove
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No I know it just sounds like a pun somehow

solid horizon
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Frankenstein, Van Helsing, Grand Moff Tarkin and many more

rancid cove
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Petah Cushing

solid horizon
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Pin Cushion

solid horizon
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He was a dope Sherlock as well

heady rivet
solid horizon
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I am gay for him

storm jungle
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they'd be begging for something like this now

spring cairn
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i liked it

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but i still want more van helsing

storm jungle
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i mean

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its a good movie

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so that isnt a wild statement

heady rivet
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This movie is mid movie, fun time

spring cairn
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not necessarily with the same actor

storm jungle
heady rivet
spring cairn
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just more of that character

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cuz supernatural hunting is cool af

storm jungle
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the amount of props, special effects, Jackman's character, the monsters, the soundtrack were all stellar to be mid imo

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its a good movie

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that fucking auto-crossbow he has was something i always wanted for like 10 years lol

heady rivet
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Its impossible to have a bad time watching it but a lot of it is so 2000s it hurts tbf

storm jungle
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this thing is fucking gorgeous

heady rivet
solid horizon
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Was a bit too much for me but I can get why you enjoyed it considering the things you usually like

storm jungle
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Yeah I did wanna fuck dracula and get succ'd by his brides so i guess that checks out

spring cairn
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dw bloodborne movie will deliver the vibes

heady rivet
daring creek
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This is my favorite kind of auto crossbow

solid horizon
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That van helsing has a huge visual impact on how van helsing is now represented in popular culture

storm jungle
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thats the chinese one innit

spring cairn
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yes

solid horizon
spring cairn
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chinese repeater crossbow

heady rivet
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Drukhari...

daring creek
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Not sure at all. It's from Berserk

spring cairn
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dark elves have those in fantasy

daring creek
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I just love seeing it shot

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so awesome

solid horizon
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Chocolate, I meant Sho Ko Nu or something

spring cairn
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it's a real design

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based on one at least

daring creek
rancid cove
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Berserk is so cool

daring creek
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Need to reread it eventually

spring cairn
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chu ko nu it's called

rancid cove
spring cairn
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4th century

daring creek
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So it is.

solid horizon
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The repeating crossbow (Chinese: 連弩; pinyin: Lián Nǔ), also known as the repeater crossbow, and the Zhuge crossbow (Chinese: 諸葛弩; pinyin: Zhūgě nǔ, also romanized Chu-ko-nu) due to its association with the Three Kingdoms-era strategist Zhuge Liang (181–234 AD), is a crossbow invented during the Warring States period in China tha...

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Chu ko nu

daring creek
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yep

spring cairn
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got that shit on

heady rivet
spring cairn
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why those thing have ap on t2 units

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fuck u

summer mural
sharp pollen
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whre can i watch it

wary fulcrum
sharp pollen
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found some site

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finally...

storm jungle
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IM IN WITHDRAWAL

summer mural
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i wish somebody would tell immortal nolan is hanging around earth

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but immortals so depressed he doesnt hang out nowadays

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getting repeatedly killed will do that you i guess

summer mural
storm jungle
summer mural
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gay sex?

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rereading berserk?

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buying a repeating crossbow online?

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James Gandolfini's tombstone?

storm jungle
rancid cove
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Where is sea salt

heady rivet
storm jungle
summer mural
dapper gyro
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It is in the name.

rancid cove
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Fuck asses didnt get the joke

storm jungle
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We did

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its just stupid

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"HUEHUE CECIL BUT SEASALT"

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explode

rancid cove
summer mural
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i actually didnt get the joke

storm jungle
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yeah but you are like a roomba

rancid cove
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Sea salt is funny way of spelling cecil

storm jungle
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(except its not funny)

summer mural
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...

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I feel better that I didnt get the joke

storm jungle
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see what i mean

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LOL

rancid cove
# storm jungle yeah but you are like a roomba

Talking about roombas apparently a guy had his roomba leave his house on accident after he forgot to close the door and the roomba started to scan the street outside and labeled it "Gigantic Floor"

dapper gyro
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Ignorant is a bliss.

flat nimbus
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haha sea salt made an oopsie and this means he’s DUMBER THAN ANYONE

rancid cove
summer mural
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another day of lee pace gracing us with his many renowned takes on dignified villainy

flat nimbus
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meanwhile Nolan is just such a chad

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never made a mistake, that man

summer mural
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well he should have done a better job with the flaxans

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clearly destroying the planet wasnt enough

flat nimbus
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lmfao

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just wait

dapper gyro
solid horizon
rancid cove
solid horizon
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They stole my explosive crossbow for this shit 🥀

summer mural
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also I feel like Nolan has a specific niche of just fucking planets, flaxans? he destroyed the planet, ran into a couple of species he didnt like? he messed with their orbits and their sunlight, viltrumites? destroyed the planet on impulse almost

dapper gyro
rancid cove
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Water gun

flat nimbus
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I’m sure there’ll be no consequences at all for turning the Viltrumites into even more of a hostile diasporic people

summer mural
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well

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you should watch the finale

flat nimbus
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Thaedus Did Nothing Wrong

summer mural
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the consequences are like

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peak suffering

storm jungle
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God bless 🙏

summer mural
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im not gonna spoil it

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since it just came out today

flat nimbus
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you don’t need to, I know the entire comic

summer mural
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ah

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i dont

storm jungle
flat nimbus
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I do my best to be coy about things

summer mural
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dont spoil dark tower for me either, im on wind through the keyhole

flat nimbus
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because yeah, not everyone knows or wants forbidden knowledge

summer mural
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but wizard and glass was so epic and brutal omg

rancid cove
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The end

summer mural
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if only

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nothings ever simple in dt

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one hand, rolands girlfriend is being burnt alive by some villages while shes screaming " ROLAND I LOVE THEEEEE" while Roland is busy gunning down an entire pack of bad guys with his best buddies

rancid cove
storm jungle
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man

summer mural
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if you watch the latest ep

storm jungle
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always makes me feel bad when people just think the show is slop lol

summer mural
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you should screenshot the intro

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the opening frame is really cinematic

storm jungle
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Oh yeah its not a spoiler eiter since its in the teaser

summer mural
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its not a spoiler, its just viltrumites all together covered in shadows looking at earth

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its a crazy shot

spring cairn
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i have a friend who's convinced it's slop

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their loss ig

storm jungle
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^

spring cairn
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and yeah sure the animation can be hit and miss sometimes

flat nimbus
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I mean, it’s fine

spring cairn
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but it's good when it matters

flat nimbus
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It’s a solid series

storm jungle
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"fine" is crazy

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lmao

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its literally a sensation

heady rivet
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@storm jungle he broke rule 8 please ban forever

solid horizon
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Slop would be uh

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MCU cashgrab movies

storm jungle
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She-Hulk

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yeah that lmao

rancid cove
storm jungle
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wha-

summer mural
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I mean its entertaining

solid horizon
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Spiderman trilogy only good marvel movied

dapper gyro
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She hulk is ass grab, not cash grab.

rancid cove
flat nimbus
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There’s good in it, there’s bad in it, and we’ll see how they handle some of the later plot

storm jungle
rancid cove
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Thats to say if original krypton arent assholes

storm jungle
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KRYPTON WAS ALWAYS EVIL

summer mural
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also I really love that mark and everyone except nolan doesnt just shrug things off, mark is basically a young man and he has to deal with the emotional aftermath of having his guts scooped out while hes choking a guy to death

shadow plover
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Invincible is like, fine. The animation could be a lot better though

storm jungle
rancid cove
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if the show was "fine" it would have flopped and be cancelled at like S2

rancid cove
storm jungle
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^

rancid cove
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The show is pretty fucking good

flat nimbus
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and, yeah, it’s not the most original concept, especially if you’re a big comic book loser

solid horizon
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I think jerkomatic meant animation wise

summer mural
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also the show has a top tier voice cast

solid horizon
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Not the content

sharp pollen
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"fine" ill smash your head

shadow plover
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granted I've not watched the latest season, but the earlier ones have been fine

daring creek
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what is ur pfp there

dapper gyro
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Unless you compare Invincible to movie level animation, it is better than 95% of the animated shows.

summer mural
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its like rick and morty, its fine

rancid cove
summer mural
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rick and morty is pretty good

flat nimbus
rancid cove
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What the fuck is your pfp dilara

storm jungle
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wouldnt you like to know you fucking freak

flat nimbus
heady rivet
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Looks like a lady but if she was evil and freakish

daring creek
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am not a freak

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am normail

heady rivet
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Some sort of

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Vampire-like creatura

summer mural
solid horizon
daring creek
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Dilara but its monday.

flat nimbus
summer mural
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actual fear and hunger clip

solid horizon
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Yes about the mirror Dilara, I know I am freakish and evil

rancid cove
storm jungle
dapper gyro
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It is ok to be a freak, as long as you don't harm people.

summer mural
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yeah that

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ITS GREAT

solid horizon
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I am uh

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Freakishly not a freak

summer mural
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theres one more later with just thragg

daring creek
rancid cove
daring creek
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I agree

rancid cove
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IM GOKU IM THE REAL GOKU

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IM MEGATRON

copper island
unique bronze
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i should watch it now too, i keep seeing people talk about it

dapper gyro
storm jungle
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even the biggest haters I know like it

solid horizon
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Bumblebeeing my megatron to this

rancid cove
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Crack head rage

heady rivet
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I watched 1 or 2 seasons with a lesbian and thought it was okay alwayrember

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Not my cuppa

dapper gyro
daring creek
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Yeah.

storm jungle
solid horizon
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Quantum space closet

unique bronze
solid horizon
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Or as some call it

rancid cove
storm jungle
solid horizon
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Hyper space oubliette

summer mural
flat nimbus
surreal nest
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The new boys season kinda sucks

storm jungle
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DEI?

dapper gyro
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Well, I'm looking for a place to rent, if the closet is big enough with a toilet and a kitchen inside, then it is a deal.

daring creek
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I played gtfo last night with a 2 heterosexuals

summer mural
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i think its better than last season

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s4 was the worst for me

storm jungle
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deffo better

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but uhh

surreal nest
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Season 4 sucked for sure

storm jungle
surreal nest
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Ok s5 isnt bad but compared to invincible its not shit

summer mural
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s3 was pretty good, you had butcher getting powers and soldier boy showing up etc

daring creek
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the headpopper was

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very unfortunate.

surreal nest
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So far s5 is just kinda boring and the stakes feel non existent

storm jungle
heady rivet
daring creek
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That has to be the MOST untimely death in ever

summer mural
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what on earth is steven universe

rancid cove
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Bro

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I got automodded

storm jungle
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LOL

heady rivet
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It must be crazy to be a heterosexual woman, as your dating pool consists of your only natural predator

rancid cove
flat nimbus
heady rivet
storm jungle
surreal nest
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I've heard Steven universe has similar plot points to invincible and I found that really funny

heady rivet
storm jungle
heady rivet
dapper gyro
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As a man, I should just die.

daring creek
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invincible is steven universe?

rancid cove
solid horizon
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Necromunda chud is 100% a sexual predator

flat nimbus
solid horizon
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Hide your wives and daughters

daring creek
heady rivet
rancid cove
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Simpler times

storm jungle
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^

copper island
flat nimbus
daring creek
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I feel cringe is a cruel descriptor.

storm jungle
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Also like

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its a kids show

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lmao

copper island
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and gets more fucking traumatized like a combat vet

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genuinely

dapper gyro
copper island
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he gets diagnosed with PTSD in the rebooted show i think

rancid cove
summer mural
surreal nest
daring creek
flat nimbus
copper island
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i would to if i had to fight an intersteller imperialistic resource extracting empire and save my homeplanet from being a death world

surreal nest
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Steven universe isnt bad at all im just playing but the fan base is genuinely stank

daring creek
rancid cove
summer mural
copper island
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steven universe is actually fire

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you guys just dont kno

daring creek
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I hate when shows break into song sometimes.

copper island
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w

summer mural
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like he can change sure, but forgiving him is like a big nono

daring creek
rancid cove
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THERES GONNA BE MUSICALS

flat nimbus
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I do not like Viltrumites

heady rivet
surreal nest
daring creek
surreal nest
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"You have to be give me a chance"

daring creek
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lmao

copper island
surreal nest
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WHO ARE YOU????

summer mural
surreal nest
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Or no he even said you WILL give me a chance

heady rivet
surreal nest
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Then said to Cecil "I almost died fighting earth's threats!" Like brother! Shut up!

rancid cove
heady rivet
copper island
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once u look into it, the gems are like actual nazi terrorists

summer mural
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also this

copper island
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istg bro

copper island
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have u seen that one part where they have those fucked up eugencist gem experiments attacking them

rancid cove
daring creek
heady rivet
surreal nest
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Cecil calling viltrum space nazis was so funny to me he should have called them chuds too

rancid cove
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Shes perfect

daring creek
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Im KILLING you

surreal nest
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Omniman apology tour like hes a toxic pop star

heady rivet
rancid cove
copper island
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gem caste society was awful

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those mfs needed to be PURGED

daring creek
rancid cove
copper island
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white diamond needed to get sent to the GALLOWS

summer mural
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also it was really funny with the whole oliver thing
" Debbie that other woman was just a temporary thing!"
" Dad I hate you you called my mom a temporary thing!"

rancid cove
heady rivet
rancid cove
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Rapist ass

daring creek
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LOL

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

rancid cove
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L

heady rivet
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Gulp

rancid cove
dapper gyro
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wot

copper island
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she's like the gems' strongest einsatz death soldier

rancid cove
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She raped lapis

copper island
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racist, rapist war criminal

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that's jasper

summer mural
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also I really wish omni man would start wearing shoes again, I get hes homeless in every way possible, but like just stop floating in the sky with your toes hanging out Nolan

heady rivet
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But guys she said sorry NazrinHappi

rancid cove
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Unfortunately shes hot but

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Kill her

heady rivet
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That little bastard got her to say sorry

copper island
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i agree kill em all

heady rivet
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Its all okay!

heady rivet
flat nimbus
heady rivet
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Not even the worst thing I said here tbh

heady rivet
rancid cove
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This is misinformation

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You get no context

dapper gyro
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Promote this person to POTUS.

heady rivet
rancid cove
dapper gyro
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Feet tax?

rancid cove
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Im NOT wasting money on it again imma gonna be very honest

rancid cove
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I have commissions to lay

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Pay

copper island
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hitler: "oooh white diamond.... the communists are enclosing on berlin.... vou must.... vou must KKKontrol ze narrative and make people fetishize and babygirlify you even tho you are the reichs strongest colonial administrator..."

heady rivet
copper island
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peridot is a collaborator

heady rivet
summer mural
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I understand nothing in that sentence

copper island
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and white diamond is basically a hitlerite

summer mural
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whats the steven universe

flat nimbus
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A cartoon from about a decade or so ago

daring creek
flat nimbus
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A boy discovers his dead mom was from space and this means he has a gem in his chest

young pecan
heady rivet
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Greg scored a BBW and cucked some failgirl and the Gem Reich fell because of this

daring creek
rancid cove
daring creek
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Thats not niceo

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Practice kindness and love

rocky gale
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Practice kindness and love mf'ers after I lowkenualy hit them with gamma radiation and turn them into the hulk

heady rivet
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Cant wait till we get playable Ork gang with a Skull book this year

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Trust

sharp pollen
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alright

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mid episode

heady rivet
sharp pollen
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at least now ||we have BBW Eve||

daring creek
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That couldn't have not hurt bruh

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I bet the ork doc cauterized that shit on

summer mural
sharp pollen
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DT_wat huh, alright...

spring cairn
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||45 minutes of Mark grayson ptsd||

storm jungle
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the scenes are fucking horrid ngl

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😭

sharp pollen
storm jungle
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so glad they kept that opening panel from the comics but extended it out across the episode like this

sharp pollen
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BBW bitch tho

storm jungle
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😭

summer mural
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Thragg is such a vile and cunning bastard

dapper gyro
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Teen abuse

sharp pollen
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thragg literally looks the best in the episode

summer mural
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also kregg just riding bikes, wearing an eyepatch drinking booze and repopulating the planet

storm jungle
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Bro is ALREADY hard at work

sharp pollen
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Bro is ALREDY banging the entire planet

summer mural
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I think hes happy to not be a bootlicker anymore

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and he can live his life how he likes now

storm jungle
#

seeing him being a smug fuck like that was so funny

#

Lucan meawhile is going to go and host Family Feud

summer mural
#

also lucan now also borrowing steve harveys wardrodbe

sharp pollen
#

THEY DIDNT SHOW CONQUEST AS CARL

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FUUUUUCK

storm jungle
#

that made me sad too

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😔

storm jungle
#

im pretty sure thats Harvey's fucking suit

#

my brain kinda clicked randomly seeing it

summer mural
#

what I realy wanna know is how does thragg blend in, or does he just find a mountain somewhere and sit on it

storm jungle
#

Do you want spoilers

heady rivet
summer mural
#

no

#

please

storm jungle
#

bitch

summer mural
#

IM LEAVING

storm jungle
#

then explode

heady rivet
storm jungle
summer mural
#

just tell me one thing, does he A. become president B. become marks neighbour

storm jungle
#

No and No

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if fucking only

summer mural
#

also one more thing

sharp pollen
#

wouldbe funny

summer mural
#

paul is now single. and anissa is available.

storm jungle
heady rivet
sharp pollen
#

sonion............

storm jungle
spring cairn
#

sonion

storm jungle
#

also

#

WE FINALLY got THICC Eve

daring creek
summer mural
#

i like her

storm jungle
summer mural
#

she looks hotter if you ask me

daring creek
storm jungle
#

oh trust me

storm jungle
#

the internet agrees

summer mural
#

lol

daring creek
#

Make em an aylmao..

summer mural
#

also I guess its actually nice that the galaxy is kinda safe

#

like only earth is fucked

storm jungle
#

LMAO

sharp pollen
#

"fucked"

spring cairn
#

safe short term

sharp pollen
#

hehe

storm jungle
#

"fucked" literally

summer mural
#

but viltrumites arent attacking anywhere else

storm jungle
#

tbh they literally cant

summer mural
#

yeah

storm jungle
#

remember they went from Quadrillions to 37

summer mural
#

I saw that legendary planetary ring

#

that was metal af

storm jungle
#

40k type shit

sharp pollen
#

37 is almost 67

storm jungle
#

kill yourself

sharp pollen
summer mural
#

37 is now 69 for kregg whatthefuck_heresy

storm jungle
#

Lmao

#

||also Cecil calling them "Super space nazis"||

#

😭

summer mural
#

im not clicking that

#

I gotta avoid spoilers

storm jungle
#

huge spoiler

sharp pollen
storm jungle
#

tbh its pretty apt

heady rivet
summer mural
#

oooooh

#

HNGNNGGG

#

THE URGE TO CLICK

sharp pollen
#

all viltrumites gonna be mpregs

heady rivet
summer mural
#

no

#

im scared

heady rivet
#

I havent seen Invincible in years dw

storm jungle
#

oh my god bruh

#

it isnt a huge spoiler

#

lmao

#

ITS JUST SOMETHING CECIL SAYS

summer mural
#

alright i clicked

celest cedar
storm jungle
#

yeah see lol

summer mural
#

and yes

#

they be nazis

heady rivet
summer mural
#

also Im glad debbie left the planet

#

shes always had this massive death flag which they really love leaning into

#

and almost made it happen with angstrom

sharp pollen
#

girl's travelling 💅

summer mural
#

nah nolans just got despicable levels of game

storm jungle
#

nolan is COOKING

summer mural
#

I get hes literally homeless in every way possible

#

but can the man go back to wearing footwear

spring cairn
#

she's gonna get back with him ins't she

summer mural
#

I hope not

#

I dont mind if he changes or whatever but its kinda messed up for a hoomie to forgive him

unique bronze
#

Season 5 when

storm jungle
summer mural
#

its not so bad

storm jungle
#

orange man is gonna nuke us by then

summer mural
#

once a year is peak production rate

#

unlike a lot of other shows I could name

#

~~ itl be peak production rate for the viltrumites too~~

spring cairn
storm jungle
#

Waited 10 years for one punch man

#

and instead i got dogshit

summer mural
#

thats sad

storm jungle
#

I EXPECTED PEAK

#

AND I GOT BLEAK

summer mural
#

opm really dropped the ball

storm jungle
#

yeah when people say Invincible has bad animation i point them at OPM S3 lmao

summer mural
#

REMEMBER THE FIRST EPISODE, HE HAS A FUCKING DREAM WITH THE GREATEST ANIMATION OF ALL TIME

storm jungle
#

😭

#

Crucified, CRUCIFIED, CRUCIFIEEEEED

rigid dune
#

Is this a norn queen?

storm jungle
#

no its not

#

Norn Queen's got no official art

#

(or mini)

summer mural
#

what is that though

heady rivet
storm jungle
summer mural
#

thats definitely a tyranid weapon somewhere

storm jungle
#

its bottom is the vore tyranid, the top idk

rigid dune
#

I was about to say it looked a lot like a skaven hell-pit abomination :p

storm jungle
#

Ballsacks

summer mural
#

oh yeah debbie and nolan left earth, so Im guessing marks not gonna tell them about the viltrumites

#

thats hilarious

#

I hope he tells cecil

storm jungle
#

Ngl if i was Mark id go to the pentagon THE MOMENT I was coming down from orbit

rigid dune
#

So norn queens are just a lore thing? Nothing that exists in game?

summer mural
#

yeah

sharp pollen
#

ayo

storm jungle
#

Lmao

sharp pollen
#

automod is working fine

summer mural
#

Im pretty sure mark is gonna do his thing though, which is not tell and anguish and suffer over it

storm jungle
storm jungle
#

Just way bigger

rigid dune
#

I see

storm jungle
summer mural
#

norn emissarys got a model though

storm jungle
#

unrelated

rigid dune
#

btw, what is "norn"? Is it like a rank?

#

species?

summer mural
#

but he looks like a mean ol nid

#

i dunno

#

probably something in the hierarchy

storm jungle
#

all Tyranid units got names like that

#

Haruspex for example is using someones guts to read the future

#

Termagant is a name for an annoying woman

#

Lictor is a roman legate

rigid dune
storm jungle
#

Carnifex is executioner

summer mural
#

someone at the imperial administration is having a good ol time

storm jungle
rigid dune
#

I just hope we get to play tyranids in the 40k total war game that is coming out

storm jungle
#

I mean

#

we absolutely will

#

$$$$$$$

summer mural
#

itl be paid dlc for sure

storm jungle
#

yeah you bet your ass im buying it

summer mural
#

the question is how many years will it take after launch for the 40k game to actually be good

#

it took wh3 a good longgg time

#

and Im betting 40k is gonna be way more complicated than that

rigid dune
summer mural
#

those are on launch

#

they will add more

#

trust me the game will get paid content for a minimum of 5 years

#

tyranid ought to make it in there

#

and they can pull it off too

#

weve got greenskins and beastmen in wh3

#

those work just fine thematically

heady rivet
#

Total War 40k will make 1 Totalillion dollars

storm jungle
#

not even a joke unfortunately

summer mural
#

also where do the seraphon live

#

do they got a hq

#

and do they like, get along with sigmar

heady rivet
#

And will get so many DLC I'll be SHOCKED if we dont get literally every tabletop faction and then some

summer mural
#

we will get most of the races if not all

sharp pollen
#

i want more grounded 40k games...

heady rivet
sharp pollen
#

i want a disco elysium in 40k

#

is it too much to ask

#

devs

#

aloo

#

make me one

summer mural
#

youl have the tau, guard, admech, sm, both eldar, orks, necrons, nids , chaos sm, probably some daemon faction.

the ones im not sure will eventually make it are : sororitas, custodes, harlequins, genestealer cults.

heady rivet
summer mural
#

I dunno, its not a matter of choice, they might just run out of time or something lol

#

because like they are probably gonna do multiple variants of sm and csm chapters

fervent geode
#

CA are DLC milkers

#

It’ll come

#

Behind a huge paywall probably though

summer mural
#

custodes tbh I can expect

#

sororitas too

#

but harlequins and genestealers might come like

#

near the end

heady rivet
summer mural
#

I mean its about money, wh3 is great but theres a reason we are getting more cathay lords and not dogs of war or araby, or even a legendary hero for the dark elves

#

making multiple races is also costly, you can just sell a dlc with ragnar blackmane instead

fervent geode
#

If the faction is playable it’ll get shit

heady rivet
fervent geode
#

iirc Araby was playable as kitbashed minis in a skirmish game for like 3 mths

summer mural
#

yes, i expect wel get multiple astartes dlc way before we get a genestealer dlc

#

and multiple astartes dlc in ca's rate of doing things is multiple years

#

you might get a pack just for assassinorum as dlc before you get harlequins

summer mural
#

also keep in mind wh3 isnt just wh3, its literally combined the previous two games on top of it

#

its not like wh1 came out and eventually had all the races because people will so obviously buy all the races

near wasp
#

I hope they give us custodes

#

But I doubt it

celest dome
#

In TW ? I'm sure they'll be in the last game or something, Maybe as Agent of the Emperor (Custodes, SoS, maybe some Terran Guard)

summer mural
#

they ought to make it eventually

winged jacinth
storm jungle
#

Yeah in this case its shaping Nids

winged jacinth
#

Yeah they're weaver dieties
The tyranid ones just weave mean ol bugs

languid meadow
#

Girl dad Lucen arc...

summer mural
#

Lucan in the previous episode " LET THE INSECT LEARN HIS LESSON!"

#

Lucan on Earth " Darling, where's my dinner"

rose thorn
#

Entomology mention!!

near wasp
celest dome
#

I wouldn't see it as being able to be its own unique faction, but combined with Custodes would be good

#
  • Anti Warp
  • Anti Psyker
  • Stealth ?
summer mural
#

custodes can make it

#

the only im really doubtful about it are genestealers and harlequins

heady rivet
#

Both are codex factions

summer mural
#

because doing death guard and emperors children takes half a year as dlc

#

you can expect genestealers and clowns very late ig

heady rivet
#

Are you gonna die within a year of this game releasing or what

#

I would be surprised if they werent working on DLC factions NOW to drip feed in

winged jacinth
#

Genestealers could be a whole faction with unique mechanics if they wanted
Harlequins its kinda like... they don't stay in place or listen to any regular eldar

summer mural
#

well warhammer 3 is 3 games combined with all the races, and warhammer 1 came out in 2016. By the end of 2026, you're going to get nefarata and nagash

#

so yes, i might actually die

celest dome
#

How many games would you bet for TW40k ?

heady rivet
wary fulcrum
heady rivet
#

Its not like they'll ever try to do the entire galaxy

celest dome
#

Harlequins could imo be an Flc à la Bretonnia, as it is "easy" to develop from the Eldars

summer mural
#

on top of it it all, 40k has a lot more variants than fantasy does, like they can just do different space marine and chaos marine legions forever if they want to

summer mural
#

because who doesnt want their thousand sons before they want a genestealer cult

storm jungle
#

Harlequins would be an allied regiment

winged jacinth
#

Harlequins should be a unit eldar build and then they just disappear to cause problems for the other factions

storm jungle
#

they are small in unit number and work perfectly for that

#

it would be even better if for like specific warzones some factions can ally with them lol

heady rivet
storm jungle
celest dome
#

Or a mechanic à la Savage Orks

storm jungle
#

Harlequins are ironically more popular than norsca

winged jacinth
#

People love harlequins because i mean

heady rivet
winged jacinth
#

Violent space elf clown warriors

storm jungle
#

I mean

#

also tight outfits

rose thorn
heady rivet
winged jacinth
#

I feel like most eldar are in tight outfits

summer mural
#

Harlequins are HAWT

celest dome
#

I don't really see the parallel that one might draw between Norsca and Harlequin

rose thorn
#

i have seen more darkoath players than norsca players

storm jungle
summer mural
#

nah asurmen dresses like a mamas boy

heady rivet
winged jacinth
#

Its a shame part of the assassinorium program is getting your asscheecks surgically removed

summer mural
#

it is?

#

vindicare have like

#

decent ass cheeks

winged jacinth
#

If you look at the models KEKW_ogryn

#

They got solid snake in smash brosed

#

Do you think the asses are how they make the shapeshifting drug gw tell us

heady rivet
#

I lose

storm jungle
fervent geode
heady rivet
storm jungle
celest dome
#

Seeing the numbers of possible factions/races. I wouldn't be so surprised if we had about 3 to 5 games. As CA would be interested in selling games instead of cheaper dlc (also help toward engine strain iirc)

rose thorn
#

darkoath are so cool

wary fulcrum
heady rivet
#

My NORMAL name

fervent geode
rose thorn
#

i wishs i played chaos more os i can use these guys

winged jacinth
#

I think they probably identified 3 games as the most people will tolerate for that model?

fervent geode
#

I’ve started a little of the Darkoath book they released for free and it was pretty darn decent

celest dome
#

I wonder if I'll be as annoyed by the TWW40k dlc team as I am for the TWW2-3 dlc team KEKW_ogryn

fervent geode
surreal nest
#

Amazing models

heady rivet
summer mural
#

they wont

rose thorn
surreal nest
#

Im gonna use them for my Godhand Speakers for my chaos marauder spearhead

summer mural
#

selling a sequel with more races is a huge amount of money

rose thorn
#

nice

fervent geode
surreal nest
heady rivet
summer mural
#

I mean selling a second game and selling dlc for it is just more money than selling dlc for the first game for 10 years 😭

rose thorn
heady rivet
rose thorn
#

also jesus fucking christ space marines got 2 more new detachmentrs

summer mural
#

have you seen wh1 2 3

surreal nest
surreal nest
#

Feel like it doesnt fit as nice with big bulky fur marauders

heady rivet
# summer mural have you seen wh1 2 3

Where they kept expanding the map of the world. They arent gonna model the 40k galaxy. They can just expand whatever madeup no-matter sector they put it in LOLE

celest dome
rose thorn
#

darkoath heads agree that if its cold use teh marauders and if its hot use darkoath

heady rivet
fervent geode
summer mural
rose thorn
#

why teh fuck did space marines get 2 NEW VEHICLE DETACHMENTS

#

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

surreal nest
heady rivet
celest dome
heady rivet
#

The fantasy map is very specific of "this faction is here, this one is here" meanwhile 40k is "Its in space" it DOESNT matter

summer mural
celest dome
#

Releasing a sequel is a bonus for the studio, not an issue

surreal nest
#

Will total war 40k even have diplomacy

heady rivet
summer mural
heady rivet
celest dome
summer mural
#

the games are a sandbox yeah

heady rivet
fervent geode
#

Probably insane relation debuff modifiers

summer mural
rose thorn
#

btw gsc doesnt even have a dismount vehicles detachment unlike eveyr other faction now

heady rivet
fervent geode
#

But still gonna see Iron Hand and Iron Warrior Alliance against the Imperial Fists and T’au alliance

surreal nest
#

I want 40k total war just to play as red corsairs tbh that sounds super fun

#

Maybe night lords

rose thorn
#

we have a bike and vehicle sticky objectives detachment

celest dome
surreal nest
#

I like fear and territorial corruption mechanics