#40k-lore-chat
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also i actually wanted to stop reading the dark tower after wizard and glass
because you finally get a massive backstory on roland
and like, dudes life is utterly messed up
and then it just makes sense hes like the last remnant of a dying world just chasing a myth across the desert like a ghost
Is chaos wastes a paid DLC on vt2?
Its free
hi dilara
this image has bad karmic energy
viltrumite physiology allows Mark to lactate at velocities unimagined by the human form
It has started
I hope these people know some of the most famous white characters in fiction were voiced by black people
😭
what if Mark was voiced by black guy...
Sadly they most likely do and are also angry over those
Knowing the average chud
Basically lol
They don't even understand the concept of black people being successful
Dont tell them who voiced Kratos or Samurai Jack 💀
"WeR mAi WhItE cUlTuRe"
Don't even try to argue with them about Kratos himself being black
They'll scream about him being tan or some shit
"WHITE CULTURE!!!""
Mud hutt:
Phil LaMarr my racebending GOAT
“He’s OLIVE”
wdym same face
Phil has voiced like a legion of non-black characters too

Torn by good & evil and an incestuous love affair, a lonely and depraved Darth Vader has a nervous breakdown.
This is by far the FUNNIEST thing ever made this side of the Milky Way!! It was created entirely by using the true voice of Vader, Mr. James Earl Jones HIMSELF!
Watch it love it live it! Spread the word...
What is that supposed to mean
I like how they instantly replaced the OG actor's voice because yeah man that aint working
🥀
Had they left Vader with that voice he'd never be as impactful LMAO
YEP
Like isn't Kratos voiced by a black man ?
both times yes
race has nothing to do with a voice performance
there was an entire controversy around this when they replaced that indian store owner in Simpsons years ago now
i really closely remember it due to this lol
Is Homer..?
It seems that most brazilian subreddits I'm in are just full of right wing chuds who feel like theyre stuck on 2020 humor
Ever since the pragmata posting Tavi had on this chat I dread every message he sends here
Its true
fuck
tbh
its not just Jack
Phil has voiced like a legion of these kinds of characters lol
Whenever I meet another 40k fan in the wild but they still post "heresy!" memes and say shit how modern GW is ruining 40k
same with a lot of famous black VAs
LMAO
I found a guy yesterday on space marine 2 running a Black Templar fit and his steam name was SpaceKing
Instant red flags
Only thing missing was american or UK flags on his profile
or some christian bullshit
I was too scared to check
Tbh, anything going around Spaceking and Flashgitz is a red flag
Wait till chuds learn about Kevin Michael Richardson
Dare I say the ONLY good thing that came out of Space King was Hatemonger
talk about a fucking monster
My favorite ever joker
A man of EXTREME taste i see
Yes
I like that the entire documentary is him seething and he tries to get his parents to agree but they CANNOT stop talking about how much they like Apu. I have never met an Indian that agrees with that guy they're all just mad he got Apu shelfed
Jester dreadlock joker that can fight and be always funny will never not be based
its prob because its one of the msot original takes on the character that is just a funny piece of shit instead of some mastermind edgelord
yeah, The Batman’s Joker was great
Elastic putty gun made me laugh so much when I was a kid... until it happened to Benett
God one of my favorite Joker versions ever
He terrified me as a child and I loved it
especially as contrast to Dark Knight et al
LMFAO
Same
then i grew up and realised hes hilarious
Benett's face melting gave me nightmares
“What if The Joker genuinely was just a dickhead in it for the shits”
Bro sees batman ontop of his limo and signs a autograph of himself then tells a henchman to go up and give it to him
😭
like bro what LMAO
Joker dressing as batman was hilarious too
Nah man he terrified me when I was kid because of the Dracula special movie
That scene of him with the blood bags got kid me SHIVERING ME TIMBERS
Before we see his original self in the mind episode I always though he was a crazed out jamaican
Scary as shit but I loved it
That Batman was overall my favorite Batman adaptation because of the style and the iconic music
The Batman music was dope
I do respect the original series' but i grew up with this one so im biased
Average jamaican running wild in Gotham City
Guitar riff each time batman looks at something never failed to be funny
The Batman!! A little less known series than others!! But still awesome in every way!!
Specially the music! And i could not find a decent video of it on youtube!!
Thats why i am uploading this intro, i just love the music!!
I keep humming it every 5 minutes!!
So check it out!
Haitan but 😭
your Batmobile ees sheet
DA KAMYONET
The Batman theme was one of the first thing I'd play on guitar with my dad
That guitar riff changed my brain chemistry from when i was a kid
(thats how we also call trucks in turkish so it caught me off guard)
The guys who ate the dogs?


Stay away from my dogs
Best Alfred as well imo
voiced by Senator Armstrong no less lol
love that VA
I just love his face
also the best part was Bruce was a fucking dork too and not some depressed adult
I just loved how young Bruce looked in that cartoon
"Man alfred i could go for some burgers rn"
It really felt like an early career Batman
Whatever master bruce
I rember Marilyn Manson riddler too
Best detective in the universe
Struggled to put together Alucard is Dracula but backwards
I love how Dracula was a substitute for Ras Al Ghul because there was the bat embargo
Invincible is starting to take over you like Sopranos
He lowkey was just Ras but vampire
And more aura
Yup
One more episode...
They even gave him the Peter Cushing face ras has
Okay Dutch, whatever you say
Kinda funny considering Cushing was van helsing
Peter Cushing... sounds like a pun...
A pun ? More like a mega fantastic actor
No I know it just sounds like a pun somehow
Frankenstein, Van Helsing, Grand Moff Tarkin and many more
Petah Cushing
Pin Cushion
Shoutout to the video game thats a DMC clone
I am gay for him
People that hated on this movie were all morons
they'd be begging for something like this now
Movies are measured in two levels of quality
How good its made
How boring it is
The worst movies ever made can be so fun. The best movies ever made can be boring
This movie is mid movie, fun time
not necessarily with the same actor
Yeah thats my stance too, the WORST thing a movie can do is bore me

the amount of props, special effects, Jackman's character, the monsters, the soundtrack were all stellar to be mid imo
its a good movie
that fucking auto-crossbow he has was something i always wanted for like 10 years lol
Its impossible to have a bad time watching it but a lot of it is so 2000s it hurts tbf
DEVESTATING amount of damage to my brain
Was a bit too much for me but I can get why you enjoyed it considering the things you usually like
Yeah I did wanna fuck dracula and get succ'd by his brides so i guess that checks out
dw bloodborne movie will deliver the vibes
12 year old me thought I was literally Him
This is my favorite kind of auto crossbow
That van helsing has a huge visual impact on how van helsing is now represented in popular culture
thats the chinese one innit
yes
Hunt Showdown reference
chinese repeater crossbow
Drukhari...
Not sure at all. It's from Berserk
dark elves have those in fantasy
Chocolate, I meant Sho Ko Nu or something
Berserk is so cool
Need to reread it eventually
chu ko nu it's called
Same
4th century
So it is.
The repeating crossbow (Chinese: 連弩; pinyin: Lián Nǔ), also known as the repeater crossbow, and the Zhuge crossbow (Chinese: 諸葛弩; pinyin: Zhūgě nǔ, also romanized Chu-ko-nu) due to its association with the Three Kingdoms-era strategist Zhuge Liang (181–234 AD), is a crossbow invented during the Warring States period in China tha...
Chu ko nu
yep
SHUT. UP, DEMON.
Gay sex
last ep is out
whre can i watch it
These are weapons in the Hunt Showdown 1896
i wish somebody would tell immortal nolan is hanging around earth
but immortals so depressed he doesnt hang out nowadays
getting repeatedly killed will do that you i guess
a link for what
read above dummy
gay sex?
rereading berserk?
buying a repeating crossbow online?
James Gandolfini's tombstone?

Where is sea salt
Ocean
Ocean
Sea
It is in the name.
Fuck asses didnt get the joke
i actually didnt get the joke
yeah but you are like a roomba
Sea salt is funny way of spelling cecil
(except its not funny)
Talking about roombas apparently a guy had his roomba leave his house on accident after he forgot to close the door and the roomba started to scan the street outside and labeled it "Gigantic Floor"
Ignorant is a bliss.
haha sea salt made an oopsie and this means he’s DUMBER THAN ANYONE
Ignorance is bliss*
another day of lee pace gracing us with his many renowned takes on dignified villainy
well he should have done a better job with the flaxans
clearly destroying the planet wasnt enough
Stop enlightening me. I didn't ask.
Yes
They stole my explosive crossbow for this shit 🥀
also I feel like Nolan has a specific niche of just fucking planets, flaxans? he destroyed the planet, ran into a couple of species he didnt like? he messed with their orbits and their sunlight, viltrumites? destroyed the planet on impulse almost
💦 🔫
Water gun
“Don’t Do Anything Rash”
I’m sure there’ll be no consequences at all for turning the Viltrumites into even more of a hostile diasporic people
Thaedus Did Nothing Wrong
you don’t need to, I know the entire comic

I do my best to be coy about things
dont spoil dark tower for me either, im on wind through the keyhole
because yeah, not everyone knows or wants forbidden knowledge
but wizard and glass was so epic and brutal omg
Two planes hit it and it explode
The end
if only
nothings ever simple in dt
one hand, rolands girlfriend is being burnt alive by some villages while shes screaming " ROLAND I LOVE THEEEEE" while Roland is busy gunning down an entire pack of bad guys with his best buddies
Plot twist: it was an inside job...
man
if you watch the latest ep
always makes me feel bad when people just think the show is slop lol
Oh yeah its not a spoiler eiter since its in the teaser
its not a spoiler, its just viltrumites all together covered in shadows looking at earth
its a crazy shot
^
and yeah sure the animation can be hit and miss sometimes
I mean, it’s fine
but it's good when it matters
It’s a solid series
@storm jungle he broke rule 8 please ban forever
On the conceptual level it is slop, but its executed smoothly
"conceptual level"
wha-
I mean its entertaining
Spiderman trilogy only good marvel movied
She hulk is ass grab, not cash grab.
Like they said its Krypton but if they were evil
There’s good in it, there’s bad in it, and we’ll see how they handle some of the later plot
"krpyton but if they were evil"
Thats to say if original krypton arent assholes
KRYPTON WAS ALWAYS EVIL
also I really love that mark and everyone except nolan doesnt just shrug things off, mark is basically a young man and he has to deal with the emotional aftermath of having his guts scooped out while hes choking a guy to death
Invincible is like, fine. The animation could be a lot better though
Again "fine" is crazy
Not always iirc
if the show was "fine" it would have flopped and be cancelled at like S2
Alright calling it fine is literally just lying
^
The show is pretty fucking good
and, yeah, it’s not the most original concept, especially if you’re a big comic book loser
I think jerkomatic meant animation wise
also the show has a top tier voice cast
Not the content
"fine" ill smash your head
granted I've not watched the latest season, but the earlier ones have been fine
what is ur pfp there
Unless you compare Invincible to movie level animation, it is better than 95% of the animated shows.
its like rick and morty, its fine
I didnt even notice
rick and morty is pretty good
good luck, my alien physiology means I have double thick skulls
What the fuck is your pfp dilara
wouldnt you like to know you fucking freak
but the breathless praise is just exhausting
Looks like a lady but if she was evil and freakish
i dont look at people talking about it, I just enjoy it in private 
So just Dilara
Dilara but its monday.
dude put your stinger away, no one wants to see that
owned
actual fear and hunger clip
Yes about the mirror Dilara, I know I am freakish and evil
Only a freak if Sanguinius is on them sheets
It is ok to be a freak, as long as you don't harm people.
theres one more later with just thragg
shoves them back in my closet
I AM A DANGEROUS ASS FREAK I AM A MENACE TO SOCIETY
I agree
that one death cutscene when u party wipe to guards 
i should watch it now too, i keep seeing people talk about it
Be what you want to be! (tm)
Trust us its worth it
even the biggest haters I know like it

Bumblebeeing my megatron to this
That reel had me cackling on work
Crack head rage
How big is your closet?
Yeah.
What is it with your dumbass always referring to "a lesbian"
Quantum space closet
I was just waiting for ep 8 , Im already into it 
Or as some call it
They try to hate on us and fail
Theres nothing to hate because its pure peak
Yeah you are
Hyper space oubliette
ultramar?
My man 🤝
it’s true, I do still enjoy the Mark Misery Meandering
The new boys season kinda sucks
Well, I'm looking for a place to rent, if the closet is big enough with a toilet and a kitchen inside, then it is a deal.
I played gtfo last night with a 2 heterosexuals
Season 4 sucked for sure
the themes of it also aged like wine at least lmao
Ok s5 isnt bad but compared to invincible its not shit
s3 was pretty good, you had butcher getting powers and soldier boy showing up etc
So far s5 is just kinda boring and the stakes feel non existent
tbh Boys is a show made to stomp on superheroes, Invincible is made more like a loveletter
Her lesbianism was a core reason of why I watched Steven Universe, the first time I mentioned her. Its easier to refer to her as such rather than explain the full backstory there.
I surround myself with many lesbians however, like an Emperor would his Court Eumuchs. Trusted advisors
"lesbianism" the fuck
That has to be the MOST untimely death in ever
what on earth is steven universe
LOL
It must be crazy to be a heterosexual woman, as your dating pool consists of your only natural predator
Men?
okay well first of all they’re not from earth
Yes.
Yeah, you
who
I've heard Steven universe has similar plot points to invincible and I found that really funny
That was never proven, charges were dropped
I meeeeeean
👎
Okay the coolest guy ever fucks a rock and it ruins fascism forever
As a man, I should just die.
invincible is steven universe?
Its lowkey good if you ignore the protagonist is 2015 tumblr user annoying
Necromunda chud is 100% a sexual predator
They’re all just Dragon Ball Z
Yeah i cant do that
Hide your wives and daughters
nono just give me alll of your money
"Adolf Hitler, cant you see the feelinga you hurt?!"
To the creators defense the show was made when people were cringe just like the protagonist
Simpler times
^
he gets less annoying the more the show goes on
yeah, so anyway when is Omni-Man going on trial
I feel cringe is a cruel descriptor.
Miss, you can sell my body parts, they will generate you more money than my bank account.
he gets diagnosed with PTSD in the rebooted show i think
Yeah with the shit that goes on in his life I understand why
after he gets back together with debbie lol
But there are good kid shows that dont make me want to tear my ears out!
if its a kids show why do people in their mid 20s argue over it like their lives depend on it
That goes for any media ever
||I still think that’s a stupid plot point||
i would to if i had to fight an intersteller imperialistic resource extracting empire and save my homeplanet from being a death world
Steven universe isnt bad at all im just playing but the fan base is genuinely stank
shhhh
yeah like the Boys
LMAO
And my mom was just a gigantic lesbian version of me
it is, hes irredeemable tbh
I hate when shows break into song sometimes.
w
like he can change sure, but forgiving him is like a big nono
shut up leftist
Its a kids show
THERES GONNA BE MUSICALS
welcome to my struggle with Invincible as a series
I do not like Viltrumites
No, I'm just a normal predator animal. I was chasing deer down for dinner earlier
Dude Omniman in S4 is the least charismatic person ive ever seen in a TV show
i dont even mean that
"You have to be give me a chance"
lmao
ts happens in the show
WHO ARE YOU????
Bro think he daryl dixon
I mean he can change, but i dont think his mom or mark or anyone should forgive him
Or no he even said you WILL give me a chance
I'd simply lock in. Connie locked tf in and she was fine
true
Then said to Cecil "I almost died fighting earth's threats!" Like brother! Shut up!
I dont have anything moral to say about Connies mom
I am running them down with my teeth I have some respect
once u look into it, the gems are like actual nazi terrorists
also this
istg bro
have u seen that one part where they have those fucked up eugencist gem experiments attacking them
I'm still simping to Blue and Yellow
Oh she was like the stuck up bitch that set massive standards on her kid right
But they felt bad
Cecil calling viltrum space nazis was so funny to me he should have called them chuds too
Toxic dominatrix milf mommy
Shes perfect
Im KILLING you
Omniman apology tour like hes a toxic pop star
You are unable to hurt me missus
fuck forgiveness bro
gem caste society was awful
those mfs needed to be PURGED
Your insults mean nothing to me
white diamond needed to get sent to the GALLOWS
also it was really funny with the whole oliver thing
" Debbie that other woman was just a temporary thing!"
" Dad I hate you you called my mom a temporary thing!"
We need Pearl gulags
Send Jasper there first
Rapist ass
L
Gulp
fuckin’ Oliver
Uhhhh my fellow americans my pussy be farting
wot
oh yeah lol she tried to like coerce lapis into fusing w/ her
she's like the gems' strongest einsatz death soldier
She didnt try she literally did it without her consent
She raped lapis
also I really wish omni man would start wearing shoes again, I get hes homeless in every way possible, but like just stop floating in the sky with your toes hanging out Nolan
But guys she said sorry 
That little bastard got her to say sorry
i agree kill em all
Its all okay!
POST THE STORY AT LEAST
gotta let them dawgs not breathe
Not even the worst thing I said here tbh
No this is supposed to be slanderous
This is misinformation
You get no context
Promote this person to POTUS.
Yet again discriminated against for my feet frame
I used to be a feet frame partner until i changed accounts
Feet tax?
Im NOT wasting money on it again imma gonna be very honest
"Wasting"
hitler: "oooh white diamond.... the communists are enclosing on berlin.... vou must.... vou must KKKontrol ze narrative and make people fetishize and babygirlify you even tho you are the reichs strongest colonial administrator..."
Blue Diamond fled to Argentina
Abby take your meds
peridot is a collaborator
Babygirlify

We're doin that to you. Buy a Sanrio plush
I understand nothing in that sentence
the joke is that the gem homeworld in steven universe are evil af
and white diamond is basically a hitlerite
whats the steven universe
A cartoon from about a decade or so ago
Erm its called queefing
A boy discovers his dead mom was from space and this means he has a gem in his chest
It's okay she can do that because she's cute
Greg scored a BBW and cucked some failgirl and the Gem Reich fell because of this
*white* diamond hmmmmm
trvke
Practice kindness and love mf'ers after I lowkenualy hit them with gamma radiation and turn them into the hulk
Thats and Ork and not erm, The Hulk ☝️ 
Cant wait till we get playable Ork gang with a Skull book this year
Trust
Lmao
Or an Eye of Selene book with space features
at least now ||we have BBW Eve||
Why does he have screws where his teeth should be 🧍♀️
That couldn't have not hurt bruh
I bet the ork doc cauterized that shit on
I found new eve hotter than slimmer eve lol
huh, alright...
(Its a hologram)
||45 minutes of Mark grayson ptsd||
so glad they kept that opening panel from the comics but extended it out across the episode like this
BBW bitch tho
😭
Thragg is such a vile and cunning bastard
Teen abuse
thragg literally looks the best in the episode
also kregg just riding bikes, wearing an eyepatch drinking booze and repopulating the planet
Bro is ALREADY hard at work
Bro is ALREDY banging the entire planet
I think hes happy to not be a bootlicker anymore
and he can live his life how he likes now
seeing him being a smug fuck like that was so funny

Lucan meawhile is going to go and host Family Feud
also lucan now also borrowing steve harveys wardrodbe
that was 100000% intentional
im pretty sure thats Harvey's fucking suit
my brain kinda clicked randomly seeing it
what I realy wanna know is how does thragg blend in, or does he just find a mountain somewhere and sit on it
Do you want spoilers
bitch
IM LEAVING
then explode
You can reclaim it, foid
Didnt ask for your opinion, roach
just tell me one thing, does he A. become president B. become marks neighbour
also one more thing
wouldbe funny
paul is now single. and anissa is available.
Son...
sonion............
🔇
sonion
Start racism
i like her

she looks hotter if you ask me

oh trust me
the internet agrees
lol
Paint tha bald mf grey
Make em an aylmao..
also I guess its actually nice that the galaxy is kinda safe
like only earth is fucked
LMAO
"fucked"
safe short term
hehe
"fucked" literally
but viltrumites arent attacking anywhere else
tbh they literally cant
yeah
remember they went from Quadrillions to 37
40k type shit
37 is almost 67
kill yourself

37 is now 69 for kregg 
huge spoiler
that was super unexpected
tbh its pretty apt
It talks about the mpreg part
all viltrumites gonna be mpregs
Click this spoiler to get it out your system
||You just lost The Game||
I havent seen Invincible in years dw
alright i clicked
yeah see lol
also Im glad debbie left the planet
shes always had this massive death flag which they really love leaning into
and almost made it happen with angstrom
girl's travelling 💅
nah nolans just got despicable levels of game
nolan is COOKING
I get hes literally homeless in every way possible
but can the man go back to wearing footwear
she's gonna get back with him ins't she
I hope not
I dont mind if he changes or whatever but its kinda messed up for a hoomie to forgive him
Season 5 when
a year, we're fucked
its not so bad
orange man is gonna nuke us by then
once a year is peak production rate
unlike a lot of other shows I could name
~~ itl be peak production rate for the viltrumites too~~
it's so telegraphed
thats sad
opm really dropped the ball
yeah when people say Invincible has bad animation i point them at OPM S3 lmao
REMEMBER THE FIRST EPISODE, HE HAS A FUCKING DREAM WITH THE GREATEST ANIMATION OF ALL TIME
Is this a norn queen?
what is that though
Kitbash
thats definitely a tyranid weapon somewhere
its bottom is the vore tyranid, the top idk
I was about to say it looked a lot like a skaven hell-pit abomination :p
Ballsacks
oh yeah debbie and nolan left earth, so Im guessing marks not gonna tell them about the viltrumites
thats hilarious
I hope he tells cecil
Ngl if i was Mark id go to the pentagon THE MOMENT I was coming down from orbit
So norn queens are just a lore thing? Nothing that exists in game?
yeah
ayo
Lmao
automod is working fine
Im pretty sure mark is gonna do his thing though, which is not tell and anguish and suffer over it
Yes no visuals. They are basically like xenomorph queen's in hivefleets that act as genetic splicers and commanders
So Abathur from starcraft 2?
I see
norn emissarys got a model though
unrelated
It means "to twine" or twining the thread of fate
all Tyranid units got names like that
Haruspex for example is using someones guts to read the future
Termagant is a name for an annoying woman
Lictor is a roman legate

Carnifex is executioner
someone at the imperial administration is having a good ol time
Lap it up
I just hope we get to play tyranids in the 40k total war game that is coming out
itl be paid dlc for sure
the question is how many years will it take after launch for the 40k game to actually be good
it took wh3 a good longgg time
and Im betting 40k is gonna be way more complicated than that
Yeah, to my understanding only 4 races will be avalible. Imperium, space marine, eldar and orks. non whom really entice me :/
those are on launch
they will add more
trust me the game will get paid content for a minimum of 5 years
tyranid ought to make it in there
and they can pull it off too
weve got greenskins and beastmen in wh3
those work just fine thematically
Total War 40k will make 1 Totalillion dollars
not even a joke unfortunately
also where do the seraphon live
do they got a hq
and do they like, get along with sigmar
And will get so many DLC I'll be SHOCKED if we dont get literally every tabletop faction and then some
we will get most of the races if not all
i want more grounded 40k games...
Find a new setting
youl have the tau, guard, admech, sm, both eldar, orks, necrons, nids , chaos sm, probably some daemon faction.
the ones im not sure will eventually make it are : sororitas, custodes, harlequins, genestealer cults.
I can see literally all 4 of those making it in lmao
I dunno, its not a matter of choice, they might just run out of time or something lol
because like they are probably gonna do multiple variants of sm and csm chapters
custodes tbh I can expect
sororitas too
but harlequins and genestealers might come like
near the end
What "time"??? Total War Warhammer PRINTS money and this is gonna make so much money. A Total War Warhammer game hasnt left top 25 most played on Steam in years
I mean its about money, wh3 is great but theres a reason we are getting more cathay lords and not dogs of war or araby, or even a legendary hero for the dark elves
making multiple races is also costly, you can just sell a dlc with ragnar blackmane instead
If the faction is playable it’ll get shit
Because Dogs of War would be a shit faction and Araby is squatted because GW doesnt wanna do all that bullshit. I wouldnt be surprised if we got multiple Astartes DLCs
iirc Araby was playable as kitbashed minis in a skirmish game for like 3 mths
yes, i expect wel get multiple astartes dlc way before we get a genestealer dlc
and multiple astartes dlc in ca's rate of doing things is multiple years
you might get a pack just for assassinorum as dlc before you get harlequins
You are utterly insane 
also keep in mind wh3 isnt just wh3, its literally combined the previous two games on top of it
its not like wh1 came out and eventually had all the races because people will so obviously buy all the races
In TW ? I'm sure they'll be in the last game or something, Maybe as Agent of the Emperor (Custodes, SoS, maybe some Terran Guard)
they ought to make it eventually
The Norns (Old Norse: norn [ˈnorn], plural: nornir [ˈnornɪr]) are a group of deities in Norse mythology responsible for shaping the course of human destinies.
The Norns are often represented as three goddesses known as Urðr, Verðandi, and Skuld, who weave the threads of fate and tend to the world tree, Yggdrasil, ensuring it stays alive at ...
Yeah they're weaver dieties
The tyranid ones just weave mean ol bugs
Girl dad Lucen arc...
Lucan in the previous episode " LET THE INSECT LEARN HIS LESSON!"
Lucan on Earth " Darling, where's my dinner"
Entomology mention!!
If they give us sos ill fly over the the UK just so I can give praise to james workshop himself
I wouldn't see it as being able to be its own unique faction, but combined with Custodes would be good
- Anti Warp
- Anti Psyker
- Stealth ?
custodes can make it
the only im really doubtful about it are genestealers and harlequins
Literally why lole
Both are codex factions
because doing death guard and emperors children takes half a year as dlc
you can expect genestealers and clowns very late ig
Are you gonna die within a year of this game releasing or what
I would be surprised if they werent working on DLC factions NOW to drip feed in
Genestealers could be a whole faction with unique mechanics if they wanted
Harlequins its kinda like... they don't stay in place or listen to any regular eldar
well warhammer 3 is 3 games combined with all the races, and warhammer 1 came out in 2016. By the end of 2026, you're going to get nefarata and nagash
so yes, i might actually die
How many games would you bet for TW40k ?
Harlequins could work easy tbh
One and done, this time I think. Just keep adding on
I have so many clown themed Necromunda gangs that I legit forgot harlequins exist and thought ‘where did the clowns come from?!’
Its not like they'll ever try to do the entire galaxy
Harlequins could imo be an Flc à la Bretonnia, as it is "easy" to develop from the Eldars
on top of it it all, 40k has a lot more variants than fantasy does, like they can just do different space marine and chaos marine legions forever if they want to

because who doesnt want their thousand sons before they want a genestealer cult
Harlequins would be an allied regiment
Harlequins should be a unit eldar build and then they just disappear to cause problems for the other factions
they are small in unit number and work perfectly for that
it would be even better if for like specific warzones some factions can ally with them lol
Harlequins would be the Norsca of TW40k
Nah
Or a mechanic à la Savage Orks
People love harlequins because i mean
I meant in terms of gameplay 
GETOU-
Violent space elf clown warriors
truth nuke
Freak. We've seen your comms
I feel like most eldar are in tight outfits
Harlequins are HAWT
I don't really see the parallel that one might draw between Norsca and Harlequin
i have seen more darkoath players than norsca players
Look whos talking Pigmunda
nah asurmen dresses like a mamas boy
Segment of larger faction writ smaller for the purpose of being standalone. Norsca was just shittier Chaos for almost its entire time in TW
Its a shame part of the assassinorium program is getting your asscheecks surgically removed
If you look at the models 
They got solid snake in smash brosed
Do you think the asses are how they make the shapeshifting drug gw tell us
ITS LITERALLY IN YOUR NAME
It’s still shitter chaos in TWWH and via Darkoath in AoS
Double ulted
self-ult
Seeing the numbers of possible factions/races. I wouldn't be so surprised if we had about 3 to 5 games. As CA would be interested in selling games instead of cheaper dlc (also help toward engine strain iirc)
darkoath are so cool
Great models though
Oh yeah no denying that
I think they probably identified 3 games as the most people will tolerate for that model?
I’ve started a little of the Darkoath book they released for free and it was pretty darn decent
I wonder if I'll be as annoyed by the TWW40k dlc team as I am for the TWW2-3 dlc team 
Feral World Cults and Militia bait
They wouldnt bother making a new game unless they had a drastic engine change. They'll just build on this game
they wont
they are really good in BoK from what i heard
Im gonna use them for my Godhand Speakers for my chaos marauder spearhead
selling a sequel with more races is a huge amount of money
nice
With the amount of Factions and Lords they have to choose from now you probably will be even more annoyed
I think they fit nicely with these chuds
Or they sell those races as DLC, no need to make a WHOLE new game. Especially given they arent expanding the map because they arent doing the whole galaxy
I mean selling a second game and selling dlc for it is just more money than selling dlc for the first game for 10 years 😭
yeah , the dark oath book darkoath are specificlaly from the snowtop tribes so they wear a little bit more fur than the other dark oath
Why sell a new game with 4 new races for 60 bucks when you can just release 4 faction packs for 20?
But no though
also jesus fucking christ space marines got 2 more new detachmentrs
have you seen wh1 2 3
Idk if its just me but I dont much like the bronze age stuff the new darkoath got
So TWW1 to 3 ?
its not just you
Feel like it doesnt fit as nice with big bulky fur marauders
Where they kept expanding the map of the world. They arent gonna model the 40k galaxy. They can just expand whatever madeup no-matter sector they put it in LOLE
Aye, be ready to have Commissar Gaunt as a LH 
darkoath heads agree that if its cold use teh marauders and if its hot use darkoath
Focused on map locales, see above answer
When they release the Jurgen and Cain as Gotrek and Felix
its not about expansion, warhammer 3 basegame will sell more than selling kislev and monogod factions as dlc for wh1, thats literally what happened
God bless the most oppressed warhammer faction!
Each game brought map changes and expansions as well, which doesnt matter when the map is a bunch of dots and lines because its a sci-fi galaxy and not one set locale. If they need space they just...make it
It would make quite a lot of sense to have game one center around a certain area (Either a full sector or the area around Ultramar), and then release another game that join the old map to a new sector...
The fantasy map is very specific of "this faction is here, this one is here" meanwhile 40k is "Its in space" it DOESNT matter
I mean its not like the battles take place in space, there is a field campaign map that still has to be designed, its just not connected on one planet, you still have to point and click and move your armies around on terrain
Releasing a sequel is a bonus for the studio, not an issue
GSC
Will total war 40k even have diplomacy
Yes and this doesnt need a new game to make more of these literally none of the map will matter
its not about need, a new game will just sell more lol, its about the factions
I mean we know there's gonna be different factions of the same "type"
Tbh, the games aren't accurate to lore (Skaven-Dwarf alliance
)
the games are a sandbox yeah
Why sell 1 game for 60 and not 4 DLC for 20? 
Yeah fair enough
Probably insane relation debuff modifiers
because you can skip on buying dlc you dont want, people will buy the game since its sold as a complete package
btw gsc doesnt even have a dismount vehicles detachment unlike eveyr other faction now
I'd be SHOCKED if the "Paint your army however" game has set canon locales and not just "This is the war sector where we fight wars"
But still gonna see Iron Hand and Iron Warrior Alliance against the Imperial Fists and T’au alliance
I want 40k total war just to play as red corsairs tbh that sounds super fun
Maybe night lords
we have a bike and vehicle sticky objectives detachment
I like fear and territorial corruption mechanics




