40k-lore-chat

[fervent geode]

This will be the big reveal in DoW4

[summer mural]

its gonna be so cool in dow4 when the lion and dark angels wake up at the end of the campaign and find all their gear missing

like the emperors shield

[heady rivet]

Jokes on you I'm into that

[fervent geode]

Nah Saturn is mine rn

[heady rivet]

I ALWAYS win

[fervent geode]

I’ll go claim it soon

[vagrant fox]

weirdo

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1490894619570077803/mtxh9m5.gif

[queen laurel]

Mr. house said that but I caved in his head with a tire iron

[vagrant fox]

Better than traitor geneseed I'll take it

[queen laurel]

I don't exactly think that has any basis

[heady rivet]

Yeah keep scrolling

[summer mural]

tbh, theres no reason to reveal the blood angel origins

raven*

[fervent geode]

I’ll go to Saturn, you can’t find me

[summer mural]

also I guess at this point even if they dont, everyones just gonna bet on them being related to the angels since they go through the campaign together

[fervent geode]

So people will stop insisting it’s Tsons

[heady rivet]

Tbf you'd have to be blind, deaf, and dumb to not see they're TS

[summer mural]

why are they thousand sons

i have no clue whyd thatd be the case

well

actually

[storm jungle]

some loose "hints" the fans have made

[summer mural]

there is that librarian thing

[fervent geode]

[storm jungle]

im gonna laugh if they turn out to be Dark Angels

[summer mural]

they love their librarians dont they

[fervent geode]

Dawg

[summer mural]

what else

[fervent geode]

Many chapters do

[storm jungle]

^

[summer mural]

I mean I still dont see why theyd be thousand sons, so I agree

[fervent geode]

If they were Tsons the whole chapter would turn to dust and become Rubricae except for like Orion and Kyras

[storm jungle]

^

a lot of people dont ge tthis either lol

TSons geneseed is LITERALLY fucked beyond recovery

[summer mural]

wheres the guy that came up with the theory lmao

[winged jacinth]

Tfw you're the blood ravens and your home planet blows up when you're trying to replace the 7 companies of marines indrick lost

[fervent geode]

Literally if you insist on them being a traitor legion let it be WB or smth coz like Tsons is literally impossible of the Rubric

[summer mural]

yo

[fervent geode]

Facebook iirc

[summer mural]

oh theres another guy

this fandom is very disturbed.

[fervent geode]

Indrick Boreale is a hero smdh

[summer mural]

also thule

[winged jacinth]

Dilara post the sopranos gif

[fervent geode]

He saved us from the Blood Ravens

[summer mural]

also cyrus is cool

[fervent geode]

Avitus good good

[summer mural]

i like that he has a haircut he clearly grooms

Sergeant Avitus, why are you so angry

[storm jungle]

alas all i got is paulie clips

[winged jacinth]

Shit

[summer mural]

" EAT MY MISSILES FROM THAT TERMINATOR ARMOR YOU GAVE ME RAAAHHHH"

[winged jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-tony-soprano-christopher-columbus-columbus-gif-3626714161332939197

[raven stone]

Wait hang on that does address a point nobody thought of. Does the Rubricae only affect the TSons in the warp sworn to Tzeentch, or anyone with the gene seed?

[storm jungle]

All of them

[fervent geode]

Anyone with the gene seed

[storm jungle]

the mutation was there WAY before tzeentch

[fervent geode]

Some Tsons who left the webway suddenly became them

[raven stone]

Well that certainly sucks

Lol

[winged jacinth]

Ahriman did a bad job yeah

[fervent geode]

The whole gene stock was given over to the Rubric, it’s why Magnus got pmo by Ahriman

[summer mural]

theres probably some former thousand sons that are now chaos spawn probably stranded on some planet somewhere

[storm jungle]

My favorite part is like people try to tie this in with the Blood Ravens mutation problem as well

when like-

bro they'd STILL turn into dust/spawns

lmao

[fervent geode]

Like they can only induct the strongest sorcerers into the legion now

[summer mural]

i forgot , what mutation problems do blood ravens have

[fervent geode]

Anyone else becomes vacuumslop

[winged jacinth]

Having a mutation problem is a feature of maybe 50% of chapters we hear about lol

[fervent geode]

Their catalepsian node is weird

They can stay awake forever

[raven stone]

It’s really weird that Black Library HH books bent over backwards to accommodate the theory then (what with the whole Corvidae thing) when they probably already know the Rubicae affects all the gene seeds…

[storm jungle]

you're telling me, they're WOKE?

[raven stone]

Bloody authors not bothering to communicate with each other again

[fervent geode]

Something like that idk

[winged jacinth]

It would honestly be nice if gw made it a plot point that the geneseeds are losing stability

[storm jungle]

the classic

[fervent geode]

Yes

[fervent geode]

P sure this is from the Goto book so I hope I’m wrong

[limpid granite]

unreasonable amount of chaos artifacts

[storm jungle]

yeah it is

[fervent geode]

🔫

[raven stone]

I mean, at this point I think the only sensible thing left to say is that only the Librarians carry any hints of TSons connection, the rank and file Brothers are probably made from DA/Ultra Geneseeds

Because otherwise the whole thing just falls apart

[winged jacinth]

I think my favorite space marine feature is the acid spit because the only authors who remember it are writing imperial fist successors and want to bring up that they can't do it

[fervent geode]

Tbh the Librarius could just be anything

The Dangles were literally the first legion with a Librarius too

Order of Pentacles

And the other chapter with a Chief Librarian and Chapter Master was a IF/Unknown(RG?) Chapter (albeit in dire circumstances)

[raven stone]

Yea but I was working with the old assumption of TSons, which given the Rubicae fact, presumably rank and file loyalist TSons would be dusted, but then loyalist TSon psykers would still be around and kicking.

[winged jacinth]

Are librarians active psykers before starting the surgeries and stuff? I feel like i should know this

[fervent geode]

Yeah iirc they are

[fervent geode]

Loyalist Tson psykers would still die and then the gene seed Rubric’s Joe McMediocre

[winged jacinth]

Do the black ships feed them or do they get to keep ones from their founding worlds

[fervent geode]

I think they keep the ones from their founding worlds

But I might be tainted with 30k

[raven stone]

I mean, 40k era Imperium also has tech to “Open the third eye” for psy positive individuals

So it is reasonable that Chapter Librarians can screen those who pass the physical test

To find candidates to open the Third Eye to access their psy powers.

[fervent geode]

Besides as far as we know any Tsons of such psychic potential on the loyalist side died (Sul Kontep/Menes Kalliston/Revuel Arvida)

[winged jacinth]

Librarians also tend to be wacko powerful but that might just be named character power

[flat nimbus]

Bloodshot Ravens

https://tenor.com/view/cuntyeon-squidward-gif-18692420

[fervent geode]

NO REM SLEEP, EIDETIC MEMORY

YOUD FALL TO CHAOS TOO

[flat nimbus]

some raven discovers Hamlet and takes “to sleep, perchance to dream” entirely at face value

[flat nimbus]

‘He just like me, frfr’

[fervent geode]

Axariah Kyras autobiography

[spring cairn]

rem sleep you say

[spring cairn]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[storm jungle]

KILL THAT RAT.

[fervent geode]

Cuomintang of Staten Island will mourn Generalissimo Rem

[flat nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/deadlock-rem-falling-down-stairs-ragdoll-gif-9103776461901857488

people are meeeean

https://tenor.com/view/rem-deadlock-kick-gif-13995019923797295321

[spring cairn]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HE6Uzdyb0AAt6za.webp

[flat nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/rem-deadlock-belly-meme-gif-6285562892747082921

[rose thorn]

Lmao thank you gw

[queen laurel]

So

they didn't include air

in a Speed freeks ability

[rose thorn]

Yeah and they showed flyers right above it

As if it would

[queen laurel]

i am genuinely laughing that is diabolical

you didn't include some of the fastest things in the orc roster in the speed based ability

[last meadow]

is that a greenskin mig15,,

[shadow plover]

what does turbo do

[rancid cove]

Tabletop cucks keep losing

[storm jungle]

ye

orks always had MiGs

[rose thorn]

Make your movement. 24 inches

[shadow plover]

so it doesn't really benefit aircraft?

even if it worked for them

[last meadow]

i'm still new to 40k that RULES so fucking hard

[shadow plover]

They already all move minimum of 20" without a cap, you just gotta avoid going off the edge

[storm jungle]

yeah orks and eldar are the only factions with actual IRL 1:1 planes

Eldar are more smoother jet/vtol craft while orks just use MiGs

[last meadow]

i didn't have being an ork fan for 40k on my expectations list for this side of warhammer but here we are

[last meadow]

okay i'm starting to understand the 40k appeal finally

[rancid cove]

Rule no.1 of warhammer
You will always end up thinking the orks are cool as fuck

[last meadow]

i thought it was just grimdark-post-apocalyptic-everyone-is-a-space-nazi-now setting

[storm jungle]

I mean it is

LMAO

orks are just the comedy faction

they are still evil as fuck

[hallow plover]

Just wait until you land on the nazi ork guy

[rancid cove]

Oh its still is dont get it twisted
The difference is that orks are just having more fun than the other factions

Orks are still xenophobic homicidal dumbfucks who slave humans for the fun of it

[last meadow]

they were low key an easy miss in fantasy for me 😭 still trying to muster the motivation for a greenskin campaign on total war after 1500 hours of anything but

[solid horizon]

Skullz and teef r funny boss

[storm jungle]

tbh thats the difference between playing orks and reading about them

at the end of the day they are just "we go and kill people and make explosions"

[heady rivet]

Badass

[heady rivet]

I have a suggestion.

[storm jungle]

👎

[rancid cove]

Dilara please mute him before he can start talking about it

[storm jungle]

I love how its been years since this got made and it STILL hasnt aged

[heady rivet]

She says, active in the fandom for the "Killing people and making explosions" setting

[last meadow]

how do you mean by this haha

[last meadow]

is it,, necromunda

[rancid cove]

Oh no

What have you done

[storm jungle]

they are more interesting to read about because you see the diversity in their actions and character, when you put orks in a game they are very one-note because they are just a killer horde army

[storm jungle]

Missing the point award goes to you 🥉

[rancid cove]

We need a chud-killing machine to be created

[last meadow]

yea i want to play the 40k factional equivalent to an Onion Article on current political events

[storm jungle]

"equilavent"

thats the entire imperium setting

pick your poison

😭

Anything happening right now would literally be straight out of 40k

"WE ARE BLOCKADING THE PLANET MADE BY THE REBELS WITH OUR OWN BLOCKADE"

[rancid cove]

Any imperial faction of your choosing

[last meadow]

that's why i've been saying it's taken me so long to warm up to 40k lmao

[storm jungle]

tbh you just need to accept the setting is a ridiculous hellhole and go from there, the absurdity is the point

[rancid cove]

Yes, our agents have full immunity. Yes, you can't file a lawsuit against them if they executed your husband in broad daylight after taking away his registered fire-arm. What's that? You're saying we shouldn't give Israel more money to bomb children's hospitals? Anti-semite!

[last meadow]

oh you're deadass lmao

i haven't heard that vox announcement lmao

[storm jungle]

Tbh theres like thousands lol

so easy to miss

[rancid cove]

It's literal a law in universe that technological innovation is punishable by death btw

[last meadow]

i low key have saved clips of a lot of my favourite voice lines and interactions from this game

sometimes i'll be looking for a clip and find one that's just a whole nothingburger + an elevator scene and the whole reason i grabbed it was bc it was a funny interaction between my vet and my wife's arb hehe

[rancid cove]

Also the police forces can simply kill you for looking at them wrong and they have full immunity
Some punishments are so severe its done TO YOUR FUTURE GENERATIONS

THERE ARE LITERALLY PUNISHMENTS WHICH BE DONE ON YOUR KIDS KIDS

[storm jungle]

this goes for people saying "Civilized Worlds are the best to live on"

Enforcers can literally do what they want lmao

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/kim-jongun-hi-hello-dictador-gif-12672400

[rancid cove]

The Arbitrator looking at me knowing damn well they can choose to have me and my next 5 family generations executed for stealing 1 gram of rations

[storm jungle]

Silverlining arbites at least just do their job while being fascists

enforcers are basically an entire organisation of dirty cops

arbites at least wont extort you for money

💀

[solid horizon]

Don't steal guyz its bad !

[rancid cove]

Worst part is they dont even have to confirm i did it

They dont need proof

They can just do it

[heady rivet]

The Palanite Enforcer book says its incredibly rare to find an Enforcer that isnt corrupt as shit

[solid horizon]

Troof nuke

[storm jungle]

Thats the scary part yeah

like im watching the new Maul show rn

and even the cops there usually try to do an honest job

and im like "wow 40k enforcers dont even bother with this"

[rancid cove]

"Give me the taxes. No? Alright. Boys, get the testicular snatcher."

[arctic talon]

Hand over your Palanite protection tax

[heady rivet]

I said it before but they're both corrupt as suit but still do their job and all the paperwork so it seems like they just do it all for love of the game

[flat nimbus]

and this is why Bluddflagg is the best Ork in the games

[rancid cove]

They'll only do their job if their superior shows up
Badly do they know their superiors are there to extort civilians while they do the dirty work

[last meadow]

i think of all my operatives my veteran might have the best chances of getting let off easy by an arb and only losing like a hand or maybe a kidney

[flat nimbus]

just THE TIIIIIITHE

[rancid cove]

Thats considerable

[last meadow]

no jk my ogryn would be fine

everyone loves Smudge

[rancid cove]

Arbites can lowkey kidnap a nobles son and torture him for the shits and giggle

And all the noble family can do is weep

Dude I just found a guy who made a EC with his peenar out

And its lowkey kinda good

[opaque coyote]

Kojima did you write thi-

[rancid cove]

Kojima is one of the funniest guys when it comes to naming characters

Guy made out of Tar

Tarman

Guy who is a doll

Dollman

[opaque coyote]

Honestly I think the funniest is Tolkien

His names are so literal

But considering

A) Most ancient names are like this

B) Guy was such an absolute fucking nerd for mythology that he translated Beowulf

It basically makes it accurate beyond belief

But also it is still funny to literally have a fucking place called Mordor

[flat nimbus]

skill issue, all my Operatives are reprobates

[opaque coyote]

Oh my fucking god bru

[rancid cove]

Him and GW competing to most obvious name choices ever

Primarch who's only emotions is anger: Angron

Primarch who's constantly paranoid: Perturabo

Primarch who's legion is based off of ravens: Corvus Corax

Primarch who's hands are made out of metal: Ferrus Manus

[opaque coyote]

Thank you

[rancid cove]

PRIMARCH WHOS LEGIONS ARE FULL OF VAMPIRES

SANGUINIUS

[storm jungle]

yall havent seen some of the worst ones

[opaque coyote]

I think GW won out because they didn't even bother to hide it with wordplay

They just straight up named a planet Murder

[last meadow]

whtever these two personalities are they have such good interactions and i'm almost certain they're sleeping together

[storm jungle]

in MGS2 he wanted to add a new yorker chinese martial artist as a boss

his name?

🥀

[rancid cove]

Planet named Armageddon
Armageddon happens there

[last meadow]

i've been finding that this interaction has been lowk easy to proc but i always smile when i hear that "no"

[storm jungle]

Female Loose Cannon + one of the female arbites

[rancid cove]

Bro's literal name was gonna be a slur? Sorry Kojima I wasnt familiar with your game

[opaque coyote]

Still though Tolkien is the OG "Most literal names ever" Author

The very first

[vagrant fox]

Die Hardmans real name is John Blake McClane, because it's peak writing

[opaque coyote]

...at least in modern times

Again most ancient names are literally just

"Bad place"

"Powerful Warrior"

[limpid granite]

Dr heartman

[flat nimbus]

“no it’s because he’s bisexual”

[rancid cove]

Idc what anyone says

[limpid granite]

Deadman

Kojima has peak writing

[rancid cove]

The funniest name ever for me is gonna be John Grammaticus
Because this sounds like a joke a 16yr old would make

[opaque coyote]

Vamp

Who is basically a vampire

[limpid granite]

Sam "porter" bridges

ITS PEAK

[last meadow]

female loose cannon is getting let off with a warning

[sacred ginkgo]

"Let's you and me find a quiet corner somewhere" m maul to m proff

[opaque coyote]

At least Raiden only got his lightning theme in MGS4

Deadass didn't pull the obvious until a game later

[flat nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/eyebrow-raised-eyebrow-lasko-gif-7259918219518352099

[opaque coyote]

Which makes me think that Cyborg Raiden was planned from the beginning ngl

Since like

You don't name someone after the God of Lightning

[sacred ginkgo]

My favorite toxic yaoi in warhammer

[opaque coyote]

And not have him shoot out lightning

[last meadow]

acoustic wojak in chat baby it's christmas

[opaque coyote]

Oh yeah also

People post the fucking breaking arm panel all the time but I actually think this is the most brutal

[fervent geode]

Seraphax and Baelor still take the cake for me

[opaque coyote]

Look at this bastard's hood it's fucking collapsed

[storm jungle]

My friend is reading that issue rn as we speak

hes going ballistic in joy

[heady rivet]

If we're talking about the flirting lines I want to once again remind you all that Male Loose Cannon flirts with Fem Savant and Fem Authoritarian. Both times he does this after they press him about being criminal

[storm jungle]

[flat nimbus]

ONE WINGED ANGEL!

[opaque coyote]

As one should.

Seriously though Absolute Batman gave such a beat down I almost felt bad for them

Almost

[heady rivet]

My man is addicted to policewomen 🥀

Badge bunny ass

[opaque coyote]

Badge Bunny?

[sacred ginkgo]

Thats just him being a brat its boring hetslop

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/judy-hopps-aura-rizz-kurkure-murkh-gif-5216243230100800963

[heady rivet]

Male LC has sucked more dick density than you WEIGH motherfucker

[flat nimbus]

ACAB includes the Zootopia rabbit, sorry

[storm jungle]

A "badge bunny" is an American slang term for a woman who is romantically or sexually attracted to police officers and actively seeks their companionship. Often described as "cop groupies," they are attracted to the authority, uniform, or excitement represented by law enforcement, sometimes seen as a threat to officers' stable relationships.

LMFAO

[sacred ginkgo]

Yeah

[storm jungle]

THE LAST BIT

[sacred ginkgo]

Probably

[rancid cove]

Boot-licker is a way more insulting name

[heady rivet]

My friends and I learned about this through SVU

[storm jungle]

Cock

[sacred ginkgo]

I'm not very heavy either

[storm jungle]

[opaque coyote]

I just realized that Zootopia basically made a pun with Judy Hopps

[rancid cove]

What does this mean

[opaque coyote]

And that is fucking hilarious

[storm jungle]

Literally in your face

smooth ahh

[heady rivet]

When a man and woman love each other very much...

[opaque coyote]

Tbf I didn't know that the term Badge Bunny exists I don't like cops

[rancid cove]

Hetslop

[storm jungle]

Know thy enemy

[rancid cove]

EEWWW

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1495768769438548049/ezgif-2296bcdeace25079.gif

[last meadow]

my male zealot gets uncomfy when he gets flirted at

but i think he has a crush on male loose canon tbh

[rancid cove]

I found this on reddit I feel like something is wrong here but I'm too stupid

[fervent geode]

Especially the Zootopia Rabbit in fact

[opaque coyote]

"GOD EMPEROR PROTECT MY CHASTITY"

[sacred ginkgo]

Hetslop is such a dumb term and I love it so much

[celest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/kirk-man-charlie-kirk-kirk-if-ied-kirk-meme-gif-11866908506481137705

[opaque coyote]

"Friend Slop"

💀

[fervent geode]

Iron Warriors more cringe and divided

[rancid cove]

Picking any word and adding slop after it makes it funny

[last meadow]

DEATH TO THE HERETIC, THE MUTANT, AND THE FORNICATORRRRRR

[fervent geode]

Goonslop

[flat nimbus]

it’s no one’s fault but theirs that the straights aren’t okay

[opaque coyote]

Don't ask the Black Templar what race their wife is

[flat nimbus]

Judge is the Emperor’s Perfect Himbo and I love him

[opaque coyote]

Species?

Idk

[rancid cove]

Don't ever ask a skyrim nord which race their wife is

(Argonian)

[heady rivet]

Judge then, innit

[fervent geode]

Garreon is too far I am now being traumatised

[last meadow]

hes grown on me so much. i like the one that also kinda sounds like Saltzpyre from vt2

[rancid cove]

He will steal your seed

[last meadow]

yea you correctly guessed all my operatives personalities off of the voice lines i remember from them that one time lmao

[opaque coyote]

Also this is still my headcanon for the Emperor and why he basically had to rush the Great Crusade

[storm jungle]

headcannon
we literally know why

never change 40k fans

[opaque coyote]

"oooh I got PLANY of time"

[flat nimbus]

THIS SEEMS LIKE THE TIME FOR A ROUSING HYMN!

[opaque coyote]

Yes but this reason is funnier

[rancid cove]

[opaque coyote]

[storm jungle]

Its not

get out

[opaque coyote]

No

[storm jungle]

Yes

[heady rivet]

I'm cooked

[fervent geode]

Too bad Laati sanctioned edict

Gunshot

[storm jungle]

Fired.

[opaque coyote]

I am the Black Library

[fervent geode]

[opaque coyote]

I will begin to hire women sometime

Just

Trust me

[rancid cove]

"My headcanon is that Omegon is Alpharius split personality"

My brother in christ
We literally know they're two different people

[opaque coyote]

The High Lords of Terra will have diversity soon I swea-

[fervent geode]

It’d be funny if Sarah Cawkwell suddenly appeared

[storm jungle]

Im tired boss...

[fervent geode]

[rancid cove]

[storm jungle]

god i need to make that clip

"THE TRINITY... OF BITCHES"

😭

[rancid cove]

When you nut but she keep goin

[heady rivet]

Shouldnt be too hard to find on the tube

[heady rivet]

WHen she nut but you stifl suking

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

https://youtu.be/nit4bC_fgN0?t=2

GOD DAMN IT

[rancid cove]

Nut when she sucking but you

[storm jungle]

the wya he says it

Here we see our beloved Ser Jorah Mormont, a friendly face from Game of Thrones and other titles taking a turn in a slightly different, more misogynistic direction. In this riveting scene, Ser Jorah goes full biblical and slips his hands from his pockets to provide some choice commentary. Pay close attention to the subtle detail and finesse portrayed through body language and eye contact.

[heady rivet]

Adding this to my soundboard on the offchance 3 people join a VC at once

[rancid cove]

"Dark Angels"

looks inside
green

[storm jungle]

to be fair

they WERE dark at first

[solid horizon]

Dark green

[storm jungle]

[storm jungle]

yeah uh

thats... thats green

[solid horizon]

Still dark green

[storm jungle]

still green

its in the name

[solid horizon]

Angel is not a color you silly

[rancid cove]

The much cooler DA color scheme
"Oh but muh muh Caliban"
The Lion literally neglected the planet himself

[storm jungle]

rest in piss my KKKaliban it got hit by a solar torpedo

yeah now i think about it every time i hit the lion hookah

KABOW

🥀

[rancid cove]

KABLOW

KABOOM

[storm jungle]

[rancid cove]

"Imperial Fists"

looks inside
he used his fist...

[storm jungle]

his............

his............IMPERIAL... FIST

[storm jungle]

Franchise that rivals greek epics btw

(it doesnt)

[flat nimbus]

yeah, those Greeks had no idea what a bolter even was

[rancid cove]

I mean it really does considering the characters are just as incompetent stupid as in greek epics

[storm jungle]

literally 99% of the tropes in 40k were invented by greek epics

(40k actively steals from them)

so no

LMAO

[heady rivet]

Comedy comes in threes, baby!

[rancid cove]

"Look Magnus, this is the warp. There are evil beings in there who WILL try to convince you to join their side but they ARE LYING and this means they WILL cheat on you and even try to kill you."

"Ok, father." Magnus said, opening a portal to Tzeentch and making a deal with him instantly

[storm jungle]

im glad we dont have such stupid people in power of such reach and institutions IRL

Israetzeentch

[rancid cove]

Don't all medias?

[storm jungle]

I mean we arent talking about other medias

we're talking about 40k

so how about you sit the fuck down BEFORE I FIRE YOUR ASS

[rancid cove]

Hey c'mon. Even Tzeentch has his limits

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/818605636228218900/1489256498512003142/Inform_israel_Discord_GIF.gif

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/jonah-jameson-crap

[heady rivet]

House Goliath

Wait I made this joke before

[storm jungle]

tbh

is it a joke when this is literally what they do 1:1

[heady rivet]

Rats!

[rancid cove]

So a parody?

[storm jungle]

I dunno, does me killing you by dropping a fridge on you count as a parody

[rancid cove]

Looney Toons reference

So yes

[storm jungle]

Wrong

you're fired btw

get your stuff from your desk

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/fighting-ser-duncan-the-tall-dunk-prince-aerion-targaryen-brightflame-gif-6714173531668064676

[storm jungle]

including your BA bodypillows

DISGUSTING

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-waddle-waddler-the-waddler-waddle-cat-weird-walk-gif-9738668264510949101

[rancid cove]

I will die before abandoning those

[remote wadi]

Henlo guys

[heady rivet]

Those are load-bearing pillars now

[storm jungle]

👋

[remote wadi]

How y'all doing today?

[storm jungle]

just chatting

not much else currently

[remote wadi]

Have we thrown someone off the ship yet

[heady rivet]

In more ways than one..

[storm jungle]

uh

there was like

1 fascist guard user

otherwise no lmao

[rancid cove]

Wait

[remote wadi]

Lmao

[rancid cove]

I missed a chud being banned

When?

[storm jungle]

you were there LMAO

guy was doing the "woke media" thing

[rancid cove]

Oh wait

[heady rivet]

Dw watch this

[rancid cove]

Yeah i remember him now

[heady rivet]

HEY MODERATORS

[rancid cove]

HUGH LEFISTS ARE SO ANNOYING!!!

[heady rivet]

The suspense I created

[remote wadi]

Wait wait wait

[storm jungle]

🔇 👂

[heady rivet]

Punisher when that something happens idk i just know the meme

[remote wadi]

The woke thing is still real?

Gosh I'm really out of the internet

[storm jungle]

unfortunately it will likely exist for awhile

its a very "modern" term assholes use

[rancid cove]

WAIT WAIT WAIT
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING MAN

[heady rivet]

I cant even SLEEP at night. Because of woke!

[agile sun]

They even call Space Marine 2 woke

[storm jungle]

^

let me get the list

[remote wadi]

Bro femstodes failed we all knew they were gonna underperform in making it

It doesn't have to be woke

They just didn't perform it well

[storm jungle]

Uh

they did

they sold out instantly

LMAO

[agile sun]

[storm jungle]

they also sold out instantly again 2 weeks ago

[heady rivet]

Meanwhile in Necromunda we got dudes painting their Goliath in booty shorts

[storm jungle]

SM2 had like 3 "woke" controversies

[agile sun]

“Improbabley diverse”

Ultramarines recruit from nine planets

[rancid cove]

"improbably diverse"
"front-line female combatants"
"including an improbable female authority figure"

I unironically want these guys dead

[storm jungle]

Bro we have people thinking ultrmaarines can only be white

NEVER forget the avenging son incident

(top left)

[heady rivet]

Actually here's a debate because people argue over it

[storm jungle]

this was like the start of it all

because it was the first time we properly saw a black marine front and center on some material

[heady rivet]

What color is Gadriels hair?

[storm jungle]

people were arguing for WEEKS lol

[storm jungle]

greyish blonde iirc?

[arctic talon]

More then 9 lmao

[agile sun]

The black space wolf rage was hilarious because it shows how much of a fake fan they are

[storm jungle]

^

[remote wadi]

Wait fr

[storm jungle]

Yeah lmao

everyone bought custodes

[arctic talon]

They literally said there were black people on Fenris in like fucking 3e 💀

[storm jungle]

the players legit do not care

[arctic talon]

In the equator zone

[agile sun]

There’s literally a whole company of mostly black space wolves

[remote wadi]

I saw a thing saying they were a fail damn

[storm jungle]

never believe that shit

[arctic talon]

Sales disagree

Lmao

[storm jungle]

^

[arctic talon]

The custodes stuff sold out instantly

[heady rivet]

People argue over it being Blonde or Brown constantly

[arctic talon]

I think Gadriel’s natural hair color was brown but the geneseed made him blonde

lol

[storm jungle]

Tabletop players do not care about this stuff, I was there when the femtodes got revealed

The collective Custodian fanbase reaction was

"Awesome. Anyway these rules and codex FUCKING SUCKS."

also the custodian subreddit actively slammed down on the issue from how annoying it was getting, telling people to get the fuck over it

[arctic talon]

Also people just like how the new custodes look

lol

[storm jungle]

^

[heady rivet]

Tbh I just saw it as him dying his hair Blonde because I watch too many Japanese gangster movies

[agile sun]

“Nuh uh, all the chuds I know threw themselves onto the floor in horror and smashed all their custodes minis, clearly everyone hates this change”

[arctic talon]

anyways who wants to see a cursed ad I found on Bilibili

[heady rivet]

Omg meeeeee

[hallow plover]

The story with the gal trying to nuke the golden throne was nice

[storm jungle]

dude you had to see the 30k reveals from a month or so ago

[storm jungle]

"THATS IT, ITS OVER, THE LORE IS DEAD"

[arctic talon]

lol

[arctic talon]

Funniest blood games victory ever

[storm jungle]

my favorite part is if that was a male custodes NO ONE would care about what hes doing, but when its a woman its instantly "bizarre and stupid"

[fervent geode]

Amazing durex ad, this is just like the delivery service in Dubai

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/williams-evil-dead-morton-east-gif-20776221

[fervent geode]

10/10 do it again

[hallow plover]

Its not bizzare lol. It's the whole point of the blood games and the story feels very 40k

[arctic talon]

They had a fucking league of legends durex ad as well during worlds

Yeah I think the blood games being “I nuke the planet” is a valid win

[storm jungle]

tbh its a general fandom thing of not wanting to accept custodians just generally being assholes and not caring about this shit

[storm jungle]

also like

[arctic talon]

Custodes are assholes

[storm jungle]

she wasnt gonna fucking prime and activate it

LMAO

[arctic talon]

It’s part of the charm

[arctic talon]

Well yeah but the point of the blood games is how do I kill the emperor Lol

She found a funny new avenue

[heady rivet]

Seeing shitty tattoos in public makes me feel worse for that person than if they were disabled

[arctic talon]

“Teleport a cyclonic torpedo into the throne room”

[sacred ginkgo]

The fact nobody had tried that is kinda funny

[arctic talon]

I’m ngl I think her intended victory was to teleport an unprimed cyclonic torpedo in lol

[arctic talon]

No one tried it using the custodes ability to teleport in and out lmao

Abusing admin privileges smh

[flat nimbus]

apropos of nothing, how’s the latest DoW trailer going over

[sacred ginkgo]

This is like a long time into the blood games though right
And nobody considered just
Teleporting a bomb onto his lap

[arctic talon]

This is around 10000 years yes

[arctic talon]

They have tried

She just figured out the correct method

lol

Which is why she won the blood games

Usually they tried to do it within palace

[heady rivet]

Has anyone tried to spear the Emperor in the ass while he uses the privy? Its worked before!

[arctic talon]

She decided to skip the middle man

[heady rivet]

[arctic talon]

Probably

While he was alive

[heady rivet]

The Emperor, as we speak, is currently on Discord

[flat nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/scout-gif-25786536

[flat nimbus]

The Golden Privy

[heady rivet]

My cringe fail lymph nodes keep getting swollen I am literally dying

[agile sun]

Technically Darktide would be considered woke because it lets you girlboss giant demons as an angry black women.

Peaktide

[flat nimbus]

Darktide is woke because cooperation is encouraged

[solid horizon]

Darkwoke

[near wasp]

Darktide is based because we're putting down a people's revolution

[solid horizon]

Fatshark, where are my aryan superbros

[near wasp]

Woe nuke be upon yee

[storm jungle]

oh god i was thinking of that last night lol

I only add ones that create like very visible outrage

where even if you ignore/dont pay attention that you end up hearing it etc

[rancid cove]

Always funny how the controversy board doesn't have actual reasonable controversies

Like criticizing pricing, how new minis look or rules

Its just "women and minority bad"

[storm jungle]

i think the WORST one so far has been the

clearly male asian heads

"GW TRIED TO SNEAK IN FEMALE HEADS"

??????

[rocky gale]

Yoo new Wallpaper

[agile sun]

Admech class will have Smite 2 confirmed

[rocky gale]

Smite 2?

[rancid cove]

where to get HD version of this picture

[agile sun]

[solid horizon]

It will deal more damage against zombies ?

[sacred ginkgo]

Blowing my shit smooth off

[agile sun]

It’ll stunlock more enemies for longer so you don’t have to play the game

[queen laurel]

email

in the newsletter

[rocky gale]

https://assets.warhammer-community.com/newsletterhub/wallpapers/21-04-26/ironws_4k_3840x2160-ftjmnnmcis.jpg

[rancid cove]

ty

[opaque coyote]

Haven't seen a female in so long they mistake an Asian as a female

https://tenor.com/view/angry-asian-man-angry-asian-chinese-man-gif-4246936547523439745

[rocky gale]

What a beautiful woman

[solid horizon]

It's a well known fact asian DNA automatically makes you a woman

[flat nimbus]

finally, we’re back to “why does Sephiroth look like a GIRL”

[opaque coyote]

Damn guess I'm a woman

[solid horizon]

I got me new doggo !

[solid horizon]

Congrats sis

[opaque coyote]

Nah he ain't. He penetrated Aerith real good

And look at how long it is

[solid horizon]

Gulp

[opaque coyote]

Length jokes aside.

Sephiroth pulls off the long hair well

Like he still looks intimidating

Despite having the pretty boy aesthetic

Then again I think the #1 "How did you actually pull that look off?" Is Vegeta.

His troll doll ass haircut looks great on him and basically NOBODY ELSE

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-dragon-ball-super-saiyan-mad-angry-gif-15478901245410008868

[solid horizon]

I finally have my metal abaddon mini and uhh

How do I NOT make him look like he's doing a nazi salute

[surreal nest]

i would honestly say that is by far the most mentally unstable schizophrenic rampage ive ever seen from a community

that shit literally came from nowhere

and it was like GENUINE rage

[heady rivet]

In all fairness they were kinda dogshit attempts at Asians

I learned a Necromundan fact that was totally new to me today

Thats rare!

[solid horizon]

GW displays are usually shit with face paintjob

[near wasp]

GW can't paint faces

[solid horizon]

I'm sure the cast looks better than it looks on display

[crystal forum]

i think i finally found british art

https://youtu.be/4AfAGE1r4Ew?si=YckzuHs6MXuNtv0l

[viral halo]

@storm jungle

[storm jungle]

😭

[viral halo]

found that masterpiece with like 200 likes on tiktok

talent in the hands of a jester

[remote wadi]

Less go

When is chaos blowing the throne

[storm jungle]

Never.

40k is not a story

[flat nimbus]

why don’t you fight me about it
throws a handful of dice

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/duncan-the-tall-game-of-thrones-gif-15528253912968503180

[remote wadi]

Imma blow Ur throne

Got a NAT 20 wrong game

[rancid cove]

where is this from

i recognize it but idk where from

[rocky gale]

Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

[storm jungle]

"i recognize it but idk where from"

🥀

[rancid cove]

shut up

[storm jungle]

no

[rancid cove]

look im not that bright alr

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/mustafa-necohaus

[rancid cove]

[storm jungle]

also watch the show its good

very short and sweet bright fantasy

[rancid cove]

i have found myself unable to watch shit without my gf watching it with me

[storm jungle]

even better, do it with her then

its a very fun show

[heady rivet]

Its genuinely like a 9/10 in my book but I'm biased because I ADORE Dunk & Egg

[storm jungle]

Nah thats not bias literally everyone loved this

one of the most noblebright optimsitic shows we've gotten this year and its from fucking game of thrones lmao

[heady rivet]

Season 2 delayed due to heavy rain which is so ironic I cant even be upset

[storm jungle]

Bloodraven did it

😭

[heady rivet]

Fuck the Blackshits

[rancid cove]

do i have to watch GoT to understand it

[storm jungle]

im just glad we are getting a low-fantasy look at GoT for once

Nope

just research the era a bit

[heady rivet]

Not at all

[storm jungle]

which is like what, a 5 minute read?

[rancid cove]

[crystal forum]

which will inevitably turn into a 6 hour lore video

[heady rivet]

I can literally type up a lore primer for the show

[storm jungle]

me when good lore

[heady rivet]

Of like

[storm jungle]

YEP

[heady rivet]

"Need to know"

[storm jungle]

Basically way before mainlike GoT, the targaryens are still around but have lost all their dragons and largely prestige after the Dance of the Dragons civil war (which is HotD the other show) and takes like several years afterwards

Thats it really

if you are interested otherwise just watch youtubers like AltShiftX episode breakdowns IF you are curious

otherwise its literally primed from the get-go

[rancid cove]

got it ty

[rocky gale]

Watch Glidus

The Glimgar always gives the best

[heady rivet]

[rocky gale]

Why is Dilara Skull reacting me telling people to watch Glimbrindal?

[heady rivet]

She died

[storm jungle]

[heady rivet]

Sad!

[rocky gale]

Gligar is the best

[heady rivet]

Oh well, there's other Wardens

[storm jungle]

no

anyway can we have S2 yet

[rocky gale]

Dilara just can't appreciate good content

[heady rivet]

I need to see this hunk SWEAT

[storm jungle]

its true

[storm jungle]

im gonna be dying and withering after Daredevil, Invincible and the Boys finish in the next few weeks

I NEED fantasy slop in my system NOW

FETCH ME THE SEASON-STRETCHER

https://klipy.com/gifs/wine-robert-baratheon

[rocky gale]

Now watch Glidus' autistic rant about Dragons

https://youtu.be/dv3NISH-D5I

[heady rivet]

I can shill a miniseries that will tide you over for a beautiful 8ish hours

[daring creek]

Boys episode is out yeah

[storm jungle]

Invincible tomorrow too

[heady rivet]

And then suggest SEVERAL books on the subject

[storm jungle]

im finishing up the Maul series rn

(its surprisingly good)

also just 6 episodes yippeee

[rocky gale]

Also have a second video of Glidus autistically ranting about Dragons

https://youtu.be/0SfrIc-jkgA

[storm jungle]

Game of Thrones or How I Learned to Stop Caring About George Fatass Martin and Love the IP

[rocky gale]

Reminder Glidus has sworn to eat the Winds of Winter when it finally released and when asked "Are you atleast going to read it first?" he responded "Why would I read it?"

[storm jungle]

Based

[heady rivet]

You have no idea the amount of hopium a man can feel...

[viral halo]

At least we’re getting winds of winter this year

[rocky gale]

He's also literally met and had lunch of GRRM, he's entitled to a little hopium

[storm jungle]

Lmao

[heady rivet]

I love how if you get cast as a character he'll just spoil everything to you. That random 11 year old knows the entire story of Aegon V now.

[storm jungle]

MAN

people got on his ass so much for that

[viral halo]

Trust the plan

[storm jungle]

PedoChan

[heady rivet]

ITS THE ONLY ONE THEY EVER DENIED SPECIFICALLY IOT HAS TO MEAN SOMETHING

[viral halo]

Exactly

https://tenor.com/view/copium-meme-pepe-frog-gif-26117735

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/scrubs-dr-cox-jd-sad-gif-24645338

[storm jungle]

the best part is like people were also going

"Guys its just a kid can you relax"

like okay what if Dunc lived

[heady rivet]

That child knows what happened at Summerhall...

[storm jungle]

its evne more depressing knowing he prob lived the rest of his life as a sad old man

[storm jungle]

📸

[rocky gale]

Dunk actually became Baristan Selmy

[heady rivet]

No because we're on DISCORD you fool

[rocky gale]

He regenerated like the Doctor

[storm jungle]

one shithole is not that different from the next tbh

[heady rivet]

Yeah sure I'll go ahead and integrate that into my belief system

[viral halo]

Dunkin’ Donuts needs to partner with HBO for a dunc and egg promo

[storm jungle]

4channers just got a superiority complex

[storm jungle]

DUNKACHINO

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/doctor-who-regeneration-1

[viral halo]

When im old and ask the doctor to morphine me to death im gonna ask them to put that on the tv

Like how Christopher Lee watched lotr until he died

[storm jungle]

Yeah 4chareddit

[storm jungle]

Sorry pal you'll need to live with your sleep paralysis Mr Orange first

[rocky gale]

Is that what Gen chat is?

[storm jungle]

[viral halo]

Only a few more years of suffering

I got what I deserved

[storm jungle]

Okay i respect that you at least admit that

🤝

[heady rivet]

Gen chat wishes they were as well-thought as that thread

[storm jungle]

genchat when a mod shows up and they cry gestapoism

(we barely show up and never intervene unless actual chuds show up)

[viral halo]

This chat is its own server

[storm jungle]

Deathclaw....

[heady rivet]

40k slop actually

[rocky gale]

Dilara made that FNV mod

[viral halo]

4chan and Reddit are sides of the same coin where one side you get called the n word and the other side you get atomized if you don’t follow the 200 rules to a tee

[heady rivet]

And made her underage foot stink slave load-bearing code

[rocky gale]

[queen laurel]

Stab me through the neck

[viral halo]

I will say /tg never fails to make me laugh

Whenever someone posts a stupid rules question and the replies are just tearing them apart

[heady rivet]

During the big mod leak a while back it got revealed literally NOBODY was moderating /b/ and just trusted on user reports to get any attention

[viral halo]

Also funny that Epstein controlled the 4chan owner and Maxwell was a head mod on reddit btw

Never forget that that’s 100% confirmed

[heady rivet]

Half of /tg/ is

Lust provoking image
Irrelevant, time-wasting question

[viral halo]

Files said the 4chan thing explicitly

Reddit is so obvious and well documented its authentic

[heady rivet]

Reddit yes, 4chan was almost certainly genuinely a coincidence. Although it WOULD be funny if Epstein created the board that identified him as a fixer before journalists

[heady rivet]

Nah, he just met Moot once

[viral halo]

I think it was all controlled opposition

To manufacture an internet culture war

To keep people distracted

And gullible

History isn’t written by the victors it’s written by ghislaine maxwell’s father’s publishing company

[heady rivet]

Pol getting created shortly after was just because the /news/ board was deleted a few weeks before. It was almost certainly coincidence.

Although Israel does post porno on 4chan, thats MORE confirmed

[storm jungle]

siggy thats the victors

[storm jungle]

on 4chan

THEY LITERALLY POST IT IN PUBLIC

[heady rivet]

Okay yes BUT

[viral halo]

When October 7th happened all the BBC porn threads on 4chan stopped btw

[heady rivet]

Literally this

[storm jungle]

What was Oct.7

[heady rivet]

They spam interracial pornography

And it stops every time they are attacked or busy

[viral halo]

When Israel got shock and awed by Hamas for a week

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[viral halo]

The dynamics on 4chan went back to normal for ten days

It was just your usual anime girls and calling each other slurs

[heady rivet]

Suddenly 0 Israel defenders on pol

Curious!

[viral halo]

It was so funny

Like it was shockingly obvious

I pretty much only browse /tg but people were all talking about it at the time and weeks after

[heady rivet]

You gotta realize pol is anti-Israel IN SPITE of their efforts, not because

[storm jungle]

See geneseed collectors

[hallow plover]

https://tenor.com/view/report-to-israel-gif-8285049800713921199

[heady rivet]

Saving Private Ryan remake ideal

[viral halo]

You’d be hard pressed to find someone that has not been made anti semitic over the last three years

I see it with the students I teach

Heard a kid in class yesterday go “it’s the big guy’s birthday today!”

[rocky gale]

Why would there even be porn of the British Broadcasting company?

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/the-road-to-el-dorado-both-both-is-good-gif-8304204

[heady rivet]

If you tell someone their opinion is anti-semitic enough, they eventually believe you. Its a core strategy for Israel

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/oops-gif-10031223162004539162

Warhammer question tho

Are there any good blood angel books

[rocky gale]

The thing is Zionism is dependent on Anti-Semitism, it requires Anti-Semitism to exist in order to justify it's own existence

[heady rivet]

Since the earliest days Zionism has straight up said this

[viral halo]

Its

Made my BLOOD BOIL

BLOOD BOIL

it’s no different than Isis destroying ancient middle eastern statues

Lebanon woulda had US support against it if they didn’t kill all those marines that one time

[heady rivet]

They took the guy from the picture and gave him 30 days of slap on the wrist and its obvious its only because it LOOKS bad. Murdering children is okay but dont make us LOOK bad for the evangelicals who dont know we hate them

[rocky gale]

The BBC coverage of it is ridiculous, they did a piece on why anti-semitism was rising and they basically just blamed Hamas

[heady rivet]

Signing a ceasefire with Israel where you cease and they fire!

[viral halo]

lol US news is even worse it’s like uhhh ummm they’re our greatest ally because they just are okay

[rancid cove]

I'm such saying if John Emperor 40,000 decides to reveal himself being real and wanting to unite all of Earth rn, I'd join him as long as Israel is the first country for him to demolish

[viral halo]

Where was the elite IDF in Afghanistan while my buddies were getting shot up?

[storm jungle]

🥀

[heady rivet]

Funding and controlling the people shooting at you btw

[viral halo]

Erdogan had security teams beating up American protestors in America bro

And trying to get Turkish NBA players extradited to Turkey for speaking out against him

Turkeys a fucking NATO member 😭

This current US admin would rather leave nato than go against the big yahu

Which is INSANE to even type

[heady rivet]

Yes but Israel wants every country in the world weak and powerless

[viral halo]

I don’t believe in longstanding alliances generally but uhhh you kinda need NATO

To keep them Chinese and Russians in check

[heady rivet]

Yeah they have videos of him assaulting children

[storm jungle]

This yeah, they are already targetting us 🇹🇷 once they wrap up Iran

which is crazy

the war is not even done yet bruh

[viral halo]

Great TOOL song btw

I’m in my twink era I feel weak and powerless

[heady rivet]

Remember when the SEAL that shot Bin Laden told all those guys they'd be his concubines?

[summer mural]

theres a tool song called weak and powerless

[viral halo]

Hilarious btw

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/tool-maynard-james-keenan-metal-rock-music-jambi-gif-13285600452348681887

tool is goated

[viral halo]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7gDVjl5fEw2OPAtjbW4LzR?si=SiLVRSrPQ_ue-gQEQxUW5w

Perfect circle same shit

[summer mural]

perfect circle is not tool

[viral halo]

Both have Maynard

[summer mural]

they're pretty good though

[viral halo]

Wires crossed

[heady rivet]

Its not "If it were so and so time" or "If the world ended"

The ONLY thing stopping it is social media existing at all

[summer mural]

Tool has guys apart from maynard, unlike perfect circle

id like to be smoothbrained enough to tell some nice folks you're going to be my concubines because Im on twitter

[viral halo]

Telling people they’d be your concubines is VERY FUNNY and unhinged

I probably would have enjoyed life more in a time where I could be given an axe and a direction

[summer mural]

sigsen will you be my concubine? @vagrant fox

[heady rivet]

Best I can do is Court Eunuch

[viral halo]

@vagrant fox

@eternal

@storm jungle can we get eternal back

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/wh40k-choose-your-next-words-with-exceptional-care-commissar-gif-12059449748617226062

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/starwars-obi-wan-now-thats-a-name-ive-not-heard-in-along-time-gif-11814407

[queen laurel]

@vagrant fox YO someone want's you here

[queen laurel]

Only if you argue with him about the Minecraft movie for 30 minutes

[viral halo]

He’s mellowed out extensively

I’m in a warhammer discord and a geopolitics discord with him

[queen laurel]

dude

We had Eternal Reward character development before GTA 6

[vagrant fox]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-side-eye-gif-5016118126108679217

[viral halo]

I know it’s hard when your gooning is interrupted via discord pings

WOW someone just tagged me in a brutal gore video

[queen laurel]

Is that the geopolitics server

[viral halo]

no my personal one

the SEU

[hallow plover]

Why do they want a piece of turkey?

[queen laurel]

hmm hmm i see

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/aegon-v-targaryen-aegon-the-unlikely-egg-king-aegon-celebrating-gif-10093123168324271759

[vagrant fox]

yea

[queen laurel]

yeah no when this chat is its own server you ain't lying

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-it-yes-thats-it-that-right-there-omg-that-thats-what-i-mean-gif-17579879

Thats me

[summer mural]

oh

Will you be my concubine instead

[heady rivet]

Bro will take ANYONE his ass does NOT have the mandate of heaven

[summer mural]

tbh i dont think one ought to be picky about concubines, its bad taste

[heady rivet]

Its in fact the exact opposite my liege

You want to only go for the top shelf here

[summer mural]

but what if you're building like a massive harem

quantity over quality

[heady rivet]

Nevertheless

[solid horizon]

Interesting, the base pin of metal abaddon refers to him as chaos lord

[summer mural]

well

fair

ik abaddon had his time dilated training arc

but archaons item collection journey is still cooler

or did horus have a time dilated training arc

horus definitely did

did abaddon have a training arc

[solid horizon]

Idk

[summer mural]

also what other classification would you give abby except chaos lord

i guess you could call him the chaos lord

[solid horizon]

Well the plate could have had his name

[rancid cove]

Bro aura farming on the nasty land 😭

[solid horizon]

IIRC Calgar has

[summer mural]

well smurfs need the names since they are fundamentally varying levels of extreme generic

but abaddon is abaddon, he expects people to know him without throwing his name around

he didnt go to the settra school of aura

[glossy sonnet]

Whats the source of this?

[rancid cove]

its the uhh false gods novella

[summer mural]

capes are cool.

Im glad they exist in fantasy

like general fantasy

even though its a little goofy to have a jetpack and a cape together

[rancid cove]

Horus Heresy Saga book cover

[summer mural]

and somebody really can just step on it

[solid horizon]

Abaddon in 3rd edition was important enough for you to require a minimum of 2k points of army to pull him on the battlefield

[summer mural]

2k?!

well i dunno anything about 3rd edition

but arent those like..warhound titan numbers

[summer mural]

sigismund coded

also i dunno how they fight in those massive frontal robes, they seem ripe for tripping if you have to run up a hill

[solid horizon]

Max force size now is 3k

[summer mural]

theres that awesome story about some terminators who fell through a rickety staircase because they were too heavy and they had to stay stuck there till an actual crane was brought in to lift them out

[rancid cove]

Rule of cool

[surreal nest]

About time!

[rancid cove]

"Hey Emperor, do you really love your crea-"

[ripe forum]

So there are warp beings outside of Daemons right?

We know about any of em

[summer mural]

yes

theres nixon

https://tenor.com/view/richard-nixon-nixon-prestwt-what-awkward-gif-3878295548058570231

theres probably some lovecraftian entities with tentacles and things

all the bad guys from bloodborne

[jade holly]

He didn’t lie, he wasn’t a crook. He was a daemon this whole time

I don’t believe it

[summer mural]

probably a couple of kojima creations

uh

probably a space kraken variant

[celest dome]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Aethersite

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Enslaver

[rancid cove]

Perty

[ripe forum]

How much room is there for me to just make shit up

[ripe forum]

Is that supposed to be Peter turbo or am I a dumbass

[celest dome]

Loads

[rancid cove]

It is him

[celest dome]

There are Warp Whales

So pretty much anything can go

[heady rivet]

This entire setting is the "make shit up" setting

[jade holly]

Warp Mobey Dick

Which implies a Warp Captain Ahab

[wary fulcrum]

Yes much room

[wary fulcrum]

I’d love if each god had their own version

[ripe forum]

Much room for mushrooms

?

[ripe forum]

VILE WHALE

[wary fulcrum]

Much room to make shit up

Like, the answer is a big or as small as you want it to be

[summer mural]

thats pretty cool ngl