40k-lore-chat

[opaque coyote]

LMAO

...

Still thinking if I ever do adopt a dog or a cat

It would be from a shelter

I don't really care about the breed much

[heady rivet]

Name it Necromunda

[opaque coyote]

Or shit like that

[rose thorn]

My ONLY issue is that they didn’t fuck up the Nazi symbol

[opaque coyote]

... unironically I thought about naming one after a Necromunda house

[summer mural]

do tech priests actually ever need to use the washroom

[heady rivet]

Which one?

[rose thorn]

Depends on if you believe space marines have the shit nutrients recycler

[opaque coyote]

Depends on how much technology they have

Some newer tech priests barely have any augments

While some (usually older) are what you expect

[summer mural]

I think marines dont, i subscribe to the infinite shit recycler

[opaque coyote]

Cawdor

[summer mural]

itd be pretty funny if theres an admech fortress somewhere with just 0 washrooms

and theres a new techpriest just running around looking for one

[opaque coyote]

Honestly they'd probably have some for their workers

Can't have inefficiency by having them piss their pants while moving electeonics

[heady rivet]

Are you adopting a rat or

[opaque coyote]

Not looking to adopt a pet

Rn

Just thinking about lile

If I did

Y'know?

[heady rivet]

I'd let mine name itself

[opaque coyote]

I thought about it but I am admittedly kinda afraid of like

Taking caring of a living thing

Can barely handle myself

[daring creek]

Real

My mom was a fucking idiot buying me a pet turtle

At 5 years old

[opaque coyote]

I got like three dead fish

From when I was 6

Expert clearly

[daring creek]

It actually passed away uh

Uhh...

[opaque coyote]

...recently?

[daring creek]

Less than 4 years ago

[opaque coyote]

Okay

[daring creek]

Im bad with time

Thing is

[opaque coyote]

Well at least you didn't kill it by negligence

[daring creek]

Im a terrible owner

I cleaned his tank regularly. He just. Got sick one day.

:(

[opaque coyote]

It happens honestly

[daring creek]

Crazy how it just happens

[opaque coyote]

I don't think that was your fault

[opaque coyote]

I mean you get sick

I get sick

[daring creek]

And they're just gone. I was sad about it for a day.

I think

Having an empty tank felt ghostly

[opaque coyote]

If it's any consolation.

They probably don't hate you.

[daring creek]

They did.

Was not a good owner

At all

[opaque coyote]

Who knows honestly.

Animals do have feelings though.

Even sunfish can feel lonely

And their brains are fucking smooth and tiny

[languid meadow]

what the fuck

a DoW4 trailer dropped and no one is speaking about it lol

[opaque coyote]

Huh

[summer mural]

what

[languid meadow]

https://youtu.be/WB1sxrBxKwQ?si=8NsdGkT9gtMl4hIz

[opaque coyote]

...damn those Necron soldier bodies must be from Temu

[daring creek]

Yeah. It kept like. Splashing around. It was scared of me.

I think it was trying to escape. Idk. I don't even remember its name. I think it was david from the upside down show

[opaque coyote]

One literally just fell from like a single shot?

I don't even think it was plasma

[opaque coyote]

Ah...

I'm

[rancid cove]

Dawg

[opaque coyote]

I'm sorry

[opaque coyote]

Probably the same size tbh

The show makes a point that human genetics are so similar that there's barely a transition to begin with.

[daring creek]

Its okay I feel nothing about it like 99% of the time because I don't think about it

No worries honestly.

Just looking back sucks :/

[opaque coyote]

If you get a pet next time.

I know it's cheesy to say this but

Honor the turtle by being better

[daring creek]

Of course lmfao

[opaque coyote]

[summer mural]

ah yes

[daring creek]

I probably will not get another pet

If it is. It will definitely be a cactus

[summer mural]

two tech priests walking through a necron tomb, I wonder how thats gonna go

[daring creek]

Lmfao.

I always wanted one for a while

[opaque coyote]

Also honestly, Oliver would probably have had some weird changes to his body in general

[daring creek]

It was funny to be the only person in class not afraid to touch a turtle

[opaque coyote]

Like his organs would probably be

Weird

Somehow

Mostly human probably but there must be like one extra

[vagrant fox]

cactus is nice

I've had mine for 10 years now

[opaque coyote]

My friend has a pet snake

A python

Hadn't touched a snake in a while so I was surprised that it was

slimey

[daring creek]

Oh

Yeah

Maybe snakes produce oils like we do??

[opaque coyote]

Also Snakes can't feel love.

Specifically in the same way as humans can.

But they can feel safe and secure towards you. Trust in a being outside of itself.

So they do feel a sense of security at least

[daring creek]

Yeah that's a thing with reptiles in general I think

[opaque coyote]

It isn't love but it is trust

And hey if an extremely antisocial being tolerates you

Good enough?

[daring creek]

Thinking about it

Shouldn't the salamanders be cold mother fuckers then

[opaque coyote]

I mean their entire thing is that they're ironically the least cold

[daring creek]

I guess so

[opaque coyote]

Despite their themes and presence

Like

[vagrant fox]

Ought to be dry to the touch

[opaque coyote]

They literally use flamers

[daring creek]

Lmfao

[opaque coyote]

[rocky gale]

That's just mammalian propaganda

[opaque coyote]

Yeah it was dry

Idk how to like

Describe it?

Like it was smooth and soft

And cool

It felt similar to being slimy but it wasn't

If that makes any sense

[summer mural]

fulgrim can definitely feel love

and hes smooth , soft and slimy too

also what does a hrud look like

[daring creek]

When will the salamanders transform into axolotls

[summer mural]

axlotls are so cute

https://tenor.com/view/axolotl-smile-happy-cute-animal-smiling-gif-12642274

[plush mason]

https://tenor.com/view/fentcord-true-coyote-gif-2599436844608872721

[vagrant fox]

just a guy

[summer mural]

do they have like

some special attributes

they dont look uh..very tough

[limpid granite]

they increase your aging by an extreme amount just touching them

[summer mural]

what

[limpid granite]

like the flaxans from invincible on earth

[summer mural]

thats uh..very tough.

like it even affects marines

[limpid granite]

a primarch got into contact with one and was visibly aged after the encounter

[summer mural]

thats a crazy attribute tbh

especially if they swing those windmill arms around all over the place

getting the guard to handle them seems more appropriate

unless they have ranged stuff too

[plush mason]

ironically that is what gave us a rough idea of how long a SM can live naturally, since one of the ones that fought the hrud got aged many 1000s of years and was still alive and still able to fight just slower than weaker than his brothers

[limpid granite]

The ssaak have an extremely rapid ageing effect on the Hrud’s enemies. During the Sak'trada Deeps Campaign, when encountering the Hrud, the Iron Warrior Harrakis found the ceramite of his gauntlets pitting, as if left out in the elements for five thousand years. He fell down, as his disintegrating flesh poured from the rents opening up in his armour. His death was said to take place in less than a second.[24a] Fortreidon, another Iron Warrior who fought in the Sak'trada Deeps Campaign, found his armour underwent a century of decay in mere moments.[24a]

[summer mural]

the ssaak is like that rank and file dude?

[vagrant fox]

yea, they like scavenging tech

[limpid granite]

ah

they mainly use plasma muskets

[summer mural]

thats like some lord of change touch of decay type stuff

they probably arent very hard to kill though, relatively speaking

[plush mason]

just dont get close

[limpid granite]

It quickly became infested with its plantations of hydro-crops turning to dust and its defenders ageing fifty years over the span of a few months due to the Hrud's innate entropic fields

thats how dangerous hrud are

[summer mural]

well

were* right

the imperium beat them

[limpid granite]

nah

[summer mural]

oh i thought this was like one of the og enemies they defeated

[limpid granite]

In M42, during the Fourth Tyrannic War the Hrud are known to be one of the many xenos species caught in the invasion, and either fought against or fled from the advancing Tyranids.[23b] Hrud DNA has yet to integrate with a hive fleet.[30]

[summer mural]

along with that one kroak dude

not the slann

the ork

krork?

[summer mural]

oh yes a tyranid with the touch of decay

thats exactly what we need

[limpid granite]

i find it funny that we havent gotten a zoat in a 40k game

youd think it would be a good boss fight for void shadows or sm2

[summer mural]

why

[limpid granite]

enslaved tyranid race

[summer mural]

we should get a genestealer themed game

like a single player narrative

where we uncover a genestealer cult in a hive city

it can be a nice tense dark thriller

that goes from like one investigation to a planet wide catastrophe

and the head genestealer is like the chief arbitrator of the planet or something

[limpid granite]

that would be crazy

[summer mural]

itd be such a cool plot

and itd have all the scary lovecraftian cthulu type shit, since you the main character start seeing all the cult symbols in like apartments with murdered folks and shit

and get visions of the hive mind the deeper you go into your investigation

and you become increasingly paranoid since you learn you cant trust anyone

since anyone could be a genestealer

[limpid granite]

even you could be a genestealer...

[summer mural]

mmmmhmmm

[heady rivet]

My bank had me marked as military even though I'm not so I had an account type I wasnt supposed to have

[summer mural]

well

did you tell them to fix it

[heady rivet]

So I had to change account types lole

[summer mural]

should have just kept it

[heady rivet]

Yeah they were like "Yeah we messed up you gotta change"

[summer mural]

although I wonder if that would legally constitute stolen valour if you did keep it

[heady rivet]

Good news is I went from 0 monthly fee to 0 monthly fee. As long as I keep 1500 dollars in the account

[limpid granite]

broke ass

imma take that 1500

and buy games from it

[summer mural]

its a scam, buy 1500 dollars worth of booze right away

they just dont want you to DRINK

[heady rivet]

Not to flex but I could spend 1500 and still be above the 1500 mark to pay 0 fee

[summer mural]

buy some food too

the real flex would be keeping it at 1499

[heady rivet]

1501, you mean

[summer mural]

nah, at 1499 the bank would probably assume you're like some sigma anime protagonist

and theyd be in awe of you

[summer mural]

at 1501 theyd probably think your just a normal rational person

[jade holly]

I have made an advancement

The small table I use next to my chair for gaming has been thoroughly cleaned

No longer is it dusty and holding broken headsets and old cables

Day by day my room looks less like a Nurgle worshipper’s cult meeting

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/congratulations-congratulations-gif-1

[solid horizon]

Jojo walk meme

[signal bramble]

Look at those unpainted armigers. Am sadge. =(

[rancid cove]

I am NOT watching this, youtube
Fuck off

[hallow saddle]

is it some kind of AI dogshit

[rancid cove]

Yes, even the thumbnail

[solid horizon]

Surprise motherfuckers

[rocky gale]

Oh no, not the Ultramarine Defiler

[rose thorn]

ULTRA DEFILER???

oh its iron warrior chaos android i was trying to figure out waht hte hell army each side is playing\

but his group has homebrew allies

LMAO

literally in what world would you not make your inquisitor a psyker

[solid horizon]

Wdym homebrew allies

I'm playing full CSM with a deathguard player

[rose thorn]

wheres hte fulgrim and chaos knights coming from lmao

[solid horizon]

It's a 2v2

[rose thorn]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OHHHHHH

that makes alot more sense

[solid horizon]

CSM and DG vs EC and CK

[rose thorn]

fire

[rose thorn]

i guess in like a 20 man of guard?

[solid horizon]

Fulgrim died

Knight died

EC guy died

First time I'm winning

[lofty mason]

How does the Astra Militarum maintain cohesiveness when it utlizes soldiers from different planets? Roman Empire lost its cohesiveness from having people from different administrations serving, how does the Imperium prevent something like this?

[rancid cove]

By fucking miracle

[arctic talon]

They normally assign a specific overall commander for a field.

also comissars

comissars serve as a way to "smooth out" culture issues and to establish unity between regiments

[lofty mason]

That's one way they done it 😂

[arctic talon]

generally speaking the Guard bickers

a lot

but they generally don't want to die

[soft thunder]

not to mention the guard hating the navy even more than they hate eachother

[arctic talon]

yeah also the guard shares a sense of unity overall

they're all one "organization"

[lofty mason]

So IoM has some Imperial Japan's Army-Navy competition. Interesting.

[arctic talon]

Comissars, high ranking officers and a regional commander all ensure some level of cohesion

[arctic talon]

The imperium has a ton of infighting

[rancid cove]

wrong one

fuck me

https://www.reddit.com/r/Warhammer40k/comments/1sr3v8e/the_units_of_dawn_of_war_4_factions_have_been/

[soft thunder]

commissars are kind of ambassadors for their regiment's culture and due to the schola they can bridge gaps and smooth frictions

but ya other high ranking officers might do the same

[storm jungle]

All Imperial departments hate each other

the Imperium loses thousands of warzones as it gains some in other places

[surreal nest]

Did GW make too many rogal dorns or something

[storm jungle]

god damn Nolan's dad

Also its kinda insane how the lack of mustaches makes most of them look very young lol

[rancid cove]

And make them lose their beauty ngl

[surreal nest]

Ok viltrumite

[glass drum]

Thats every man with a clean shave, looks way younger without beards/mustaches
Wanna look 5-10 years younger? say less shave it

[rancid cove]

Nolan's dad tho

take that stache tho

[rose thorn]

leman russ looks like dogshit rogal dorn looks better

[surreal nest]

Yeah but rogal dorns are expensive!!!

[rose thorn]

yeah but atl east you can make it commander in rogald orn so this box is valid for play out of the bxo

[surreal nest]

Wha

[rose thorn]

tank commander in rogal dorn?

[surreal nest]

Yeah and

Dont get what you are saying

[rose thorn]

so if you buy the box, you can play the game with this one bxo by it self

[surreal nest]

Yeah i guess

Just sucks for guard collectors because you can have max 3 rogal dorns and their last big guard box has 2 rogal dorns

[rose thorn]

it did ?

[surreal nest]

Leman russ just rots

[surreal nest]

Yeah

[rose thorn]

they need to refresh leman russ tbh

oh wait they did

[rose thorn]

;,AP

LMAO

[storm jungle]

what the fuck

lmao

[copper island]

MINICELS

[rancid cove]

that subreddit is a gold mine for posts like those

[copper island]

🔥

[surreal nest]

🗣️

[rancid cove]

Bro that is legit horrifying to read

[rose thorn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/868286602626097152/1495186168780685513/lW7YHv444Oc777M4.gif

[daring creek]

Can a necron warrior run doom

[viral halo]

https://www.reddit.com/r/kitchencels/s/uV0Hyg6a20

[daring creek]

I need to read up before talking bruh

what the sweet hell

I wonder how warhammer employees feel seeing shit like this

I feel Dreadnoughts really lack armor where they need them

Like above their leg next to the "crotch" area.

I think adopting a kneeling position like this provides more protection

[viral halo]

dreads have a crotch plate now

[daring creek]

Yeah the redemptor

I was thinking these two areas.

A well placed shot can disable it

[rancid cove]

You're not doing that, dreadnoughts are not walking alone on a battlefield

They're gonna have servitors to constantly repair damages, techmarines, battle servitors to aid in combat

[storm jungle]

Dreadnaughts as a concept are terrible mechs in general dont question it too much

[rancid cove]

Also rule of cool

[storm jungle]

a single fucking well placed AT shot can kill one inthe center lol

[daring creek]

:(

[storm jungle]

they are not designed with realism in mind

[daring creek]

:(

[storm jungle]

:]

[rancid cove]

Trying to make sense of anything in fantasy media its just dumb

[daring creek]

You're mean....

[storm jungle]

I didnt say anything mean

[daring creek]

reported

[storm jungle]

dummy

[daring creek]

for being rude

[daring creek]

now you did

:(

[storm jungle]

[rancid cove]

Yeah bro I'm sure a well placed shot on dreadnought is gonna make him useless

We also have 7'0 super soldiers who use weapons who use pseudo science to work

[storm jungle]

I mean it will

we see it happen in novels lmao

[rancid cove]

Why apply sense in media that is just supposed to be there to be interesting

[storm jungle]

I mean it can be a fun debate, shut up you marine chud

"wah wah let me have my fun"

How about I take a shit in your cereal.

[daring creek]

Seeing this always makes me cringe

[rancid cove]

It's not really
Trying to apply reality in a setting where people just shoot lightning out of their pp is just boring

[rancid cove]

Dont eat cereal buddy

[storm jungle]

It is really, its especially funny to remind people how dumb and shitty most imperial technology is after being overhyped too much

[storm jungle]

You will once i shove this spoon in your mouth

[rancid cove]

That goes for any other faction anyways so idk

[storm jungle]

I mean not really

[rancid cove]

Good luck trying to find me

[storm jungle]

those are not set in actual industrial stuff or shit that exists IRL lol

Imperial stuff is

WE LITERALLY JUST GOT AFVS

[daring creek]

Weve gone from Dreadnought build logic to dilara force feeding lynx shit cereal

[storm jungle]

hell yeah

[rancid cove]

I'm sure we have walking dreadnoughts which are piloted by almost dead super soldiers

[storm jungle]

Talking about the mechanical aspects smartass

[daring creek]

Idk man I just can't help fucking thinking about how exposed that is like

pain.

[rancid cove]

Glory to lorecracy

[storm jungle]

I mean it is

[storm jungle]

there isnt anything to think lol

its just a shitty mech design

thats it

[daring creek]

I know. but

it looks so cool

its upsetting

[rancid cove]

There is no but

[daring creek]

[rancid cove]

Shut up and enjoy the setting!!!!!

You dumbass foid

[daring creek]

shut up and enjoy things? never.

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-want-peace-i-want-problems-always-choose-violence-no-peace-problems-gif-24342946

[daring creek]

An Idea I had is basically a space marine with a built in life support system but inside of a terminator

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/kekw-kek

[daring creek]

Just feels more logical to me, and feels more cool...theyre also a completely female marine chapter. but in a different setting? And the setting is I don't fuckin know yet!

[storm jungle]

what

[rancid cove]

Dreadnought but smaller

[storm jungle]

missus i think its time to take your meds

[daring creek]

Basically.

[daring creek]

I TOOK MY ADDERALL TODAY.

[storm jungle]

[daring creek]

plus thats not even going to help It makes me more talkative

[opaque coyote]

I fucking love Jensen Ackles as Soldier Boy

[rancid cove]

hysb-iryt

[opaque coyote]

https://youtu.be/uLuyqEJwXoo?si=aG4ZdpV1qXuxdXFX

[daring creek]

I mean like do you need a whole ass mech for a build in life support system

[storm jungle]

🔇

[opaque coyote]

"Diddle that skittle"

• Soldier Boy

[daring creek]

Considering its the damn future I don't think it would be that hard to just put life support in their heart and shit and boom done.

and like

Random but still related thing

How much Man is left within an iron hand marine

Like how much of themselves are machine

[rancid cove]

Yes.

[daring creek]

[unique bronze]

Like to think it varies

[daring creek]

Going by the art, it extends to their limbs

arm, leg

[unique bronze]

I never get their lore of replacing out their demi-god like flesh for augments/bionics in the first place

[rancid cove]

Theres a story about a IH dreadnought who didnt have any biological tissue left on him

[daring creek]

Like what sort of injures render a marine irrecoverable

Oh.

[storm jungle]

being fucking dead

or a torso

lol

[rose thorn]

I need a copy of this lol

[daring creek]

Okay so losing arms and legs

[rancid cove]

Ferrus Manus had metal arms
He thought it was weakness, but this lesson didn't pass down to all of his sons after he died and the Heresy got rid of old marines

[fervent geode]

The flesh is weak and all

[opaque coyote]

I think Calgar survived that

[fervent geode]

Isstvan V trauma

[opaque coyote]

If I remember correctly

[rancid cove]

Now they think changing flesh with bionics is good

[opaque coyote]

He basically became a quad amputee

[daring creek]

Again, me being stupid and applying logic to fantasy setting. Why not just give them fully mechanical arms and legs when they lose them all

[rose thorn]

Flamer fuel can’t melt steel limbs

[fervent geode]

After the DSM they became insane about how they need to be strong and the flesh was weak and failed them

[daring creek]

Im curious if theres a lore reason or if its just rule of cool

[opaque coyote]

Why wait when you can do it now.

[daring creek]

and grimdark

[opaque coyote]

[rancid cove]

But they do?

[fervent geode]

It can be seen in their Inductii

[fervent geode]

Can’t skin em either smdh

[fervent geode]

They do

[storm jungle]

Its due to a profound cultural, psychological, and religious belief that the biological body is inherently flawed, temporary, and "weak," despite the superiority of an Astartes' anatomy as you said.

This kink of theirs stems from the death of Ferrus and a misinterpretation of his teachings, transforming his challenge into a dogmatic hatred of their own humanity, they just believe that only "cold, unyielding iron" is reliable and eternal while they also entirely misinterpreted Ferrus' legacy

[fervent geode]

I think there’s Gorgon termi that or Medusan immortals art of it

[opaque coyote]

Yup, Calgar literally lost all four of his limbs

Somehow survived that btw

[rancid cove]

This is why IW are better we don't fall to this propaganda

[daring creek]

A guy loses both his arms and legs yeah? Is he going to be put in a dread or just given mechanical arms and limbs

[storm jungle]

It depends

YOU FUCKING-

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1403167142286725210/1488829626544427142/GATO1.gif

[daring creek]

racist

[fervent geode]

Instead yall dipped from the siege and lost to Mortarion

[rancid cove]

Dreadnoughts are only inserted in one if theyre literally almost fucking dead

[fervent geode]

Very sigma

[storm jungle]

yeah that

and most Chapters ask if you want that

otherwise you get mercy killed

[unique bronze]

something i'd like to see outside my door lmao

[daring creek]

erm its called the emperors mercy akshilly 🤓

[rancid cove]

breaks the walls
defeats Dorns defenses
leave after getting job done
lose to basically your natural counter

I mean

[fervent geode]

I mean he left coz he was mad that Mortarion was going to take over command

[daring creek]

i see.

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/helicopter-cat-helicopter-cat-heliblo-gif-15685012791631344513

[rancid cove]

Dante hoping to god they kill him before Sanguinius revives him again

[storm jungle]

That was 1 factor

[fervent geode]

Coz he’d wasted time and men taking the fucking wall

[storm jungle]

Iron Warriors quitting was like if you are playing TF2 and your entire team starts using aimbots

[opaque coyote]

Chaos generally doesn't and it's usually considered a fate worse than death. Because Chaos Dreadnoughts can't exactly sleep due to the daemons. So they're usually insane as a result.

[fervent geode]

A big one

[storm jungle]

[fervent geode]

They did hate everyone too

[storm jungle]

Nope

[rancid cove]

This also depends

[storm jungle]

their main reason was it stopped being a normal war

[rancid cove]

We have a good example of a still normal chaos dreadnought in the NL Omnibus

[fervent geode]

Appointing a DP as the commanding siegemaster was the tipping point

Afaik

[opaque coyote]

EC's turning people into drugs moment

[rancid cove]

Malcharion i believe was his name?

[fervent geode]

Yeah

The War Sage

There’s also the Warmonger

Sor Talgron

[daring creek]

uh define normal

like

[rancid cove]

Regular dreadnoughts

No mutations

[daring creek]

ok

cool

[opaque coyote]

Could've sworn most basically just became insane rabid beasts

[fervent geode]

And Naum from Lords of Silence is allegedly not insane fully but barely there

[fervent geode]

I think he’s a Leviathan

[rancid cove]

Those are usually done on purpose

[fervent geode]

Many do become Helbrutes

[rancid cove]

Lol

[fervent geode]

On purpose or otherwise

But there are those who stay sane

[opaque coyote]

Huh. Neat.

[fervent geode]

Like Malcharion, Berossus, Sor Talgron, Chengrel

Burias

Whatever the hell Naum is

[rancid cove]

Either on purpose or got too neglected by his carers or the lack of them (aka homeless warbands who cant afford for dark mechanicum or dont have techmarines to do their part)

[fervent geode]

Sometimes the carers can’t do anything as they just become more warp touched and insane

[rancid cove]

Yeah exposure to daemons and warp stuff

[fervent geode]

Like Naum from Lords of Silence was a dread that couldn’t sleep

So he was either already a Helbrute or pretty damn close to one

[rancid cove]

There's a mention on Morvhen Vahls novel about Khor Rakhull sending one of his NL brothers to get put inside a dreadnought and purposefully turning him into a hellbrute
The guy was literally fine, he just did it to make him as example

Kinda cool

[fervent geode]

I think there was another case

Which was the first helbrute ish dread was created from a dying Gal Vorbak thrown into a “recently vacated” dreadnought chassis

[opaque coyote]

So basically it's sometimes purposeful and sometimes just

Happens cause Chaos

[fervent geode]

Yeah

[rancid cove]

Yes

Like anything chaos

Its either done purposefully or by chance

[opaque coyote]

But either way it doesn't apply to everyone and Chaos Dreadnoughts can still sleep normally

[fervent geode]

Also Sevarion Kranon is one just going insane iirc

[storm jungle]

Also must remember helbrutes were a later addition that was stapled on

[fervent geode]

Most can sleep

[storm jungle]

but it didnt cause too much issue because uncontrolled mutations just make sense lol

[fervent geode]

Yeah

[storm jungle]

Before then chaos dreads were uhhh

[rancid cove]

Cool ass addition

[storm jungle]

well just dreadnaughts but spiky lol

[rancid cove]

Love me helbrutes

[opaque coyote]

Chaos adding even more RNG to everything for shits and giggles.

[rancid cove]

Chaos is pretty much (standard thing) but edgier anyways

[fervent geode]

Tbh fucked up dreads makes a lot of sense with the context of fucked up everything else

[rancid cove]

Lots of spikes

[storm jungle]

Depends imo

basic chaos dreads are cool too

[rancid cove]

Regular dreads are already fucked

[fervent geode]

More fucked i mean

[storm jungle]

🗣️

[opaque coyote]

And sometimes more ghetto as shit

See: Available regular CSM weaponry

[fervent geode]

Yeah but helbrutes are a logical conclusion of the fucked journey

[rancid cove]

"I got that shit on for real"

[daring creek]

spider legs

sick

[storm jungle]

OH NO

WATCH OUT GUYS

ITS COMING!

🥀

[rancid cove]

Who the fuck is that

[fervent geode]

Is that Alpahrius or wtv

[daring creek]

I never liked this design.

[storm jungle]

some alpha legion dreadnaught

lmao

[rancid cove]

Trvke

[fervent geode]

John Alpha Sigma Beta

[storm jungle]

It doesnt like you either

get him John Alpharius

[daring creek]

reports you

[rancid cove]

He looks chopped but in a kinda ok way

[fervent geode]

That one who can’t sleep is somehow apparently barely hanging on to his remaining sanity (he’s like a hungry toddler a lot

Might even not be a helbrute

Just a Nurglified Leviathan

[fervent geode]

https://tenor.com/view/treasure-island-warhammer-alpha-legion-john-silver-gif-8716272284804573374

[fervent geode]

John Theft Auto V

[sharp pollen]

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:w2l44qinswjvzood4z2fbzms/bafkreibks2nojdon6tppvaphnzqumhnhs23vcsecwptfdumqwgmgyqnpty

literally me

[rancid cove]

You are not a normal human being

[sharp pollen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1028550146360881194/1173026873878524064/9._Beat_banger.mp4?ex=69e7fa68&is=69e6a8e8&hm=b75d2441c5f5726841e2e353f6cde17c1f6b494693e33aed234a8ae978424b7c&

[rancid cove]

Is this a JOI PMV esque video

[sharp pollen]

kinda

i dont remember how its called

[rancid cove]

It is

[daring creek]

what the fuck bruh

[dapper gyro]

Finally home, I shall doom scrolling this chat once more.

[celest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/billy-deadlock-deadlock-billy-billy-deadlock-impressed-gif-12165511078198689820

[sacred bluff]

https://x.com/gamestop/status/2046358256235454687?s=20

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[rancid cove]

You're still alive

[celest cedar]

i am

[rancid cove]

Havent seen you in so long now

[unique bronze]

Billy the goat

[celest cedar]

Im just lurking around mostly rn

[daring creek]

👁️

ok

its the actual gamestop acc

[unique bronze]

zamn

[young pecan]

"We asked kids to rate Coachella fashion" end your existence immediately bro

[rancid cove]

Huh

[rancid cove]

[young pecan]

Idk call me crazy but it only plays into the gross propagandization of children to lean into objectifying themselves

[unique bronze]

who the hell is coachella

[young pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/ligma-balls-gif-22082587

[dapper gyro]

Look like ai.

[rancid cove]

"These beast-hunters might claim that marking doors and windows with holy water will ward the entryway to the hoofed creatures, or that reciting scriptures in a firm tone will send the wretch fleeing back to the dark. If all else fails, they might simply recommend bludgeoning the creature with a cudgel."

insanely funny and also extremely fucking plausible to irl standards
"if holy water and sigils dont work just fucking bonk it to death and hope for the best"

[dapper gyro]

Wait until they know how fast water can evaporate... The most useless ward ever.

[crystal forum]

thats not a bra it's a bruh

[opaque coyote]

https://youtu.be/INQBi9lZNC0?si=TgCNFyDIJ9fr7e3W

[fervent geode]

It’s some event where people eat food or smth

And the food is really expensive I think

[dapper gyro]

Look like a big rave...

[daring creek]

I mean look at the culture for children right now

its all social media trends

[vital ginkgo]

Does it matter if I read Fulgrim Perfect Son or Lords of Excess first? Is it known which happens first?

[fervent geode]

They aren’t really related

You can read either first

I think they have a roughly similar time period (M42)

Marduk Tamaris and Xantine will never interact lol

[wide otter]

I had a strange daydream (it was 40K so of course it was) it was in a dark hallway, 8 guardsmen, and an ogryn (with shield) were holding the line against a tide of Orks.
The ogryn was lying on the ground, holding the shield to protect his friends, 7 guardsmen were lined up on top of the ogryn shouting for their life as they shot they’re lasguns at the approaching Orks, the last guardsmen was holding a radio, signaling for reinforcements, then one of the 6 guards on the ogryn gets shot dead, and the radioman has to take his place.
This is what I believe to be the essence of 40K

(Man this was a long rant)

[fervent geode]

The essence of 40K is a two page long flaying scene in Curze’s Primarch book

[crystal forum]

damn natsuki fucking killed it

[rocky gale]

Coachella is a fashion show posing as a music festival

Like if you dance or look like you're enjoying the music everyone just stares at you like you're an idiot, the crowd all just stand there in silence filming their outfits and the stage

[wary fulcrum]

I’m British, we went to Firefly in 2018 and it nearly turned into fight because people were just stood there in silence and didn’t like we were enjoying ourselves

Britain gets at least one thing right

Assembly bangers

The US monotonously chant the pledge, motherfuckers we put some oomph into the Whole World in his hands

‘This little light of mine’ is a fucking rave for us and we are conditioned from 3 to join in

[surreal nest]

Dude we had a British dude at the emergency room today and he had the most British name ever and I was just fucking dying looking at it

This shit was J.K Rowling level naming

[wary fulcrum]

Harry Hutchinson?
Chesney Dwyerbury?

Laurie Worthington-Smythe?

[surreal nest]

The bottom name is unironically a few letters off

Shit was so funny to me

[wary fulcrum]

Was he actually British or was he a vague imposter?

[opaque coyote]

If I had a nickel for everytime Natsuki fucking beat someone in a rap battle

I would have two

Which isn't much but it's weird that I got two nickels from that

https://youtu.be/ibkHi9b6_FQ?si=I3Mh8yHWIj2Wzi_D

||Local high schooler convinces goat to kill himself||

[unique bronze]

I didnt know these were a thing

[celest cedar]

https://youtu.be/BRrm5efoklg these meme rap battles are great

[heady rivet]

https://youtu.be/301UZOerwa0

[daring creek]

My dad irl

[heady rivet]

Is your dad a Hotep or NOI or something

[daring creek]

NOI yeah

that bullshit

[daring creek]

I genuinely wonder where tf that came from

Like

I feel like mfs took brown as black

[heady rivet]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wallace_Fard_Muhammad
Racially ambiguous guy who possibly wasnt even Black that showed up in Detroit and then straight up disappeared

[daring creek]

mhm

[heady rivet]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Origin_of_Wallace_Fard_Muhammad
Whole PAGE just for where he might be from lmao

[daring creek]

Its such a weird racially supremacist thing dude

[fervent geode]

I’m pretty sure Elijah Muhammad’s son said apparently Wallace was white

And he made the NOI

[celest cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/835966129788813362/1478479163726889212/togif.gif

[daring creek]

[timid pasture]

Why are the world eaters called world eaters?

[daring creek]

whys the eater of worlds called the eater of worlds

[timid pasture]

Is it cuz they went from being rebels to conquering whole planets?

[vagrant fox]

After Angrons rebel group the eaters of cities

They were trying to get Angron to acknowledge them

[timid pasture]

Ohhh

[fervent geode]

It began with War Hound Captain Dreagher saying that if Angron once lead eaters of cities, they would be his eaters of worlds

He replied, “World Eaters, World Eaters” and history was made ig

[wary fulcrum]

https://tenor.com/view/fant4stic-say-that-again-gif-16690486418948643620

[hallow saddle]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b3/Unknown_animal_5_(Sitesh_Babu's_Zoo).jpg

tfw you say youre into 40k and someone starts talking about primarch memelore

[shadow plover]

Unkown animal 5

[storm jungle]

Yeah then you jump on them and eat their face

only appropriate reaction

[fervent geode]

This is real somehow

It’s in After Desh’ea

[heady rivet]

(Clearly a gibbon)

[shadow plover]

Sitesh Babu's Zoo

[urban spire]

chat these beavers are making me unwell i think i need help

[urban spire]

don't tell a stranger you're into 40k that's like

idk

it's not good

[hallow saddle]

yeah idk why it says unknown animal it was on the hoolock gibbon page

gibbons rock 🗣️

[urban spire]

if someone isn't into 40k enough that they now what sort of people get into 40k they'll just think you're a nazi

when in reality it's only like a 25% chance any given 40k fan is a nazi

[hallow saddle]

ive got my necron and EC test models on my desk at work

[urban spire]

nobody knows what that is if they aren't into 40k

anyway i'm not being sincere i just need to talk to literally anyone about anything or i'll go insane

[fervent geode]

Sometimes people at Uni find out through my laptop wallpaper about it

They generally think it’s Star Wars

And I don’t stop them

[hallow saddle]

saaaame

one guy did actually have a HH tsons army and i was like respect

[urban spire]

what's the difference between hh and regular in this case

[fervent geode]

Gambler

[fervent geode]

Basically HH is for true narrative loving lore nerds compared to baseline 40K afaik

It may be 90% marines but it does it so well and its a viable moneymaker

[urban spire]

i'm assuming hh means horus heresy, or 30k or whatever

[fervent geode]

Yeah

[urban spire]

yeah ok

idk i feel like horus heresy made most people who like the lore sad

[fervent geode]

The game or the novels?

[urban spire]

i mean one lead to the other right

[fervent geode]

Yeah sort of

Technically iirc you can blame Badab War for it

[hallow saddle]

the people into the meme lore never have actual heresy armies and they know the difference between 40k and 30k so theyre rarely annoying

[fervent geode]

Memelore people generally don’t have armies at all

[hallow saddle]

err badly phrased but u know what ii mean

[fervent geode]

They just eat YT shorts and TikTok

[urban spire]

meme lore people generally belong in the toilet

[fervent geode]

True

[urban spire]

i've never played the wargame but i came by my interest honestly; i got into dark heresy in the aughts

[fervent geode]

Dark Heresy is cool

[urban spire]

it was

it is, in hindsight, not a well made game

but it was a great intro to the setting, between that and discussing it with friends

[sacred bluff]

which one is void dragon

[urban spire]

and the hell that was trying to pirate books in the aughts

[hallow saddle]

dark heresy is a really good setting, lots of very inspiring stuff in there

[urban spire]

i had to borrow fifteen hours from a friend

as a fucking paperback

[shadow plover]

second in the bottom row

[hallow saddle]

bottom row 2nd from left

[urban spire]

like some kinda medieval monk

[hallow saddle]

armies take so fuckin long to get together that its always good craic talking to someone about theres

hundreds of hours of hobbying if its a nice one

especially HH where they've often gone down the weathering and battle damage/ forge world style route

big respect

and with an older HH army they've had to use exclusively forge world models as well

so theyre like hobby sensei

[sacred bluff]

are void dragons ctan?

[heady rivet]

Did you know the Baneblade was a scout tank during the DAOT

[winged jacinth]

The void dragon was a c'tan and now the necrons field shards of it

[sacred bluff]

[winged jacinth]

If it worked for commstar

[urban spire]

wow thats crazy did the orks make that true

[heady rivet]

Same reason the Emperor didnt die

Oh speaking of Orks and tanks

This one time...

[rocky gale]

Boyz going hard

[heady rivet]

First guy looks like me before I had my coffee! Am I right, ladies? Eh? Eh?

Oh fuck it

https://tenor.com/view/last-samurai-history-seppuku-harakiri-gif-1607428258730110189

[shadow plover]

Yes, what seythi said

[summer mural]

do iron warriors love magic

[winged jacinth]

I don't think we know how they feel about sleight of hand

[rancid cove]

Arent those nobz?

[rose thorn]

That first one looks like ironjawz art and they threw a cyber eye on it lol

[queen laurel]

hey Dils @storm jungle is this the very first actual picture we have of Orkimedes

well modern day picture that shows his face clearly

[storm jungle]

WE DO have one

but its like

literally an ork half in shadow lol

[queen laurel]

yeah that

[storm jungle]

Generic ahh

[queen laurel]

Well glad finally they gave him a proper face up

Nazdreg Ug Urdgrub is also alive

[rose thorn]

Hppe they make an ork style of uh this, Ghaz’ entourage

[heady rivet]

This is mainline 40k, we dont do SOVL here

You take yo flavorful ass back to specialist games and AoS

[storm jungle]

*we dont do good models

https://klipy.com/gifs/kekwtf

[heady rivet]

I have a suggestion.

[storm jungle]

Necromunda is too good to be counted as a part of 40k

so no... appeal denied..........

[near wasp]

She knew exactly what was gonna be asked

[heady rivet]

Cant imagine why...

[storm jungle]

We got our eyes on you Mr Pusher

[heady rivet]

I still need to get an Escher Gang queen commission thats my dogs color scheme LOLE

[fervent geode]

Kill Team

[storm jungle]

Arguable.

[storm jungle]

aw hell nah

zesty ahh

[fervent geode]

Look at his bleh tho

[summer mural]

i dont like katakros model tbh

[fervent geode]

Freaky King🫡

[summer mural]

like just his body

[summer mural]

he needs like a roman loincloth or something

he looks like a big greek statue

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/freaky-cat-cat-freaky

[rancid cove]

ZAMN!!!! SHE'S XX YEARS OLD?!?!?! headass

https://tenor.com/bL7hE.gif

[storm jungle]

BRUH

[summer mural]

what factions did they confirm for dow

smh, admech, necrons?

[storm jungle]

Necrons, Admech, Marines

[summer mural]

right

god, the'yre really gonna make me buy a 4th faction

AT LEAST PUT 4 IN THE BASEGAME

[storm jungle]

they will lmao

pay up loser

[summer mural]

but im spending so much on liquor

thats for survival

[storm jungle]

😭

[heady rivet]

Okay so I really wanna know what the blocked word that got me flagged is

[queen laurel]

admech, necrons space marines orks

[summer mural]

oh orks as well

good

for some reason I hate paying for orks

[storm jungle]

p*ypig

lmaoooo

[summer mural]

they should be in everybasegame

[storm jungle]

Deserved for you ngl

Necropig

🫵

[heady rivet]

What have I EVER done?

[storm jungle]

EXIST

[summer mural]

onetime you told me I should look into necromunda

[heady rivet]

Fucked up

[summer mural]

you're on my kill list now

[storm jungle]

damn

you heard em

[heady rivet]

You're welcome btw

[summer mural]

necromunda has too much going on

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1481104605940023432/1489671885506744492/EscherShoot.gif

[summer mural]

its like its own entire setting

because it is

[heady rivet]

Literally 1 thing has ever happened this even more of a "nothing ever happens" setting within the setting

[storm jungle]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

All jokes aside yeah Munda is good BECAUSE it has so much going on in 1 planet

[summer mural]

theres too many stalemates

[storm jungle]

WHAT

NO THERE ISNT

[heady rivet]

Like at least SOMETHING happened in 40k we just statud quo'd after like 5ish years of aura farming

[nocturne crest]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kK10IoDsiZ0&pp=ygUSSGVsbGRpdmVycyB3YXJib25k

[storm jungle]

people actually get beat and defeated on Munda lmao

the fucking big bad got ousted like 2 months ago

[heady rivet]

We got canon character kills

[storm jungle]

Yeah tho its more that the actions they do have actual consequences

[queen laurel]

you don't have to pay for them dawn of war 4 admech, necrons, space marine and orks are free they're the base factions

[summer mural]

right

[heady rivet]

5ish, book was in december

[summer mural]

i dont mind paying for guard

[queen laurel]

Just the base game

[summer mural]

hopefully they do drukhari

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/minecraft-memes-pig

[summer mural]

and skip the helves

[heady rivet]

Misandry Mattis and her Marauders are at a perfect 100% success ratio!!! (Mattis is missing her frontal lobe)

[storm jungle]

"Misandry Mattis" is CRAZY

[raven stone]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/0gmcnp9x/lore-of-armageddon-part-3-ghazghkulls-grand-plan/

Lore

[wintry scarab]

Wtf is that helmet bruh. Shit looks wack from that angle

[heady rivet]

My dog hates men so I had to carry over her mosr defining feature

[fervent geode]

It’s God Tier Drip and true blessings from the Gods

[storm jungle]

hes ZESTY

[fervent geode]

Even if you don’t build a curseclaw you use that helmet or Curze will flay you and your entire community

[storm jungle]

[summer mural]

do the jumpscare torture guys still have a planet hq

[heady rivet]

You just know he wakes up Guardsmen by buting off their toes...

[fervent geode]

Not since Tsagualsa fell

[heady rivet]

Dog we dont have a fucking Primarch

[summer mural]

well no primarch is fine

[heady rivet]

We dont got SHIT

[fervent geode]

The Legion is practically speaking, dead as fuck

[summer mural]

who was the second strongest guy

[heady rivet]

Of all the Legions its the MOST shattered

[fervent geode]

We could have a Kyroptera tbf

Well tbh

If they hadn’t all fucking died

[storm jungle]

NL are literally bands of rapists spread out

[heady rivet]

HD1 mechs sucked so bad in most situations

[summer mural]

lol

[languid meadow]

Northern lion

[summer mural]

can probably hire them as bodyguards at this point

[fervent geode]

2nd most the AL are a thing, Akurra is just trying to be an Acerbus

[storm jungle]

have you seen them in HD1 lmao

[summer mural]

its not like they had much of a idealogy to begin with apart from scaring people

[fervent geode]

Abaddon does this

[fervent geode]

Some of us did

[heady rivet]

Nah, Alpha Legion is all on the same page. All according to keikaku

[languid meadow]

They're pretty good in hd1

[storm jungle]

Akurra is just using the bands he has to set up his own thing, he isnt trying ot unify the Legion

[languid meadow]

You can resupply them use strats

[fervent geode]

I’m gonna kill you

[storm jungle]

he has an entire exposition bit to himself where he knows how shattered the AL is

[heady rivet]

Against like, bugs. Illuminate and Cyborgs minced em in 1

[fervent geode]

Yeah like Acerbus

[storm jungle]

but thats less like NL and more just "we all wanna do our own thing"

[storm jungle]

Idk who that is

sounds gay

[fervent geode]

It’s his point of contention with Sahaal iirc

[fervent geode]

Gay Daemon Prince

From an old ass NL book

[summer mural]

acerbus sounds like a brand for processors I avoid

[storm jungle]

^

[languid meadow]

Most of the shortcomings of them were low-key from the top down perspective

[fervent geode]

He has the biggest NL warband

[languid meadow]

That's how the bastion was as well

[fervent geode]

Actually yeah

[storm jungle]

now we get

[fervent geode]

Krieg Acerbus is a weirdo who doesn’t attend most other NL gatherings despite being the legion’s effective top dawg

[summer mural]

went from having real chads like jago to being bodyguards for abaddon

[fervent geode]

We were murderers then and murderers now smh

Just more damned slaves to darkness these days

[summer mural]

the we in that sentence is only mildly alarming

[languid meadow]

Considering flames and stealth were omega buffed when the WBs came out I'm not gonna be surprised if mechs are

[storm jungle]

in a few months knowing AH

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1490753771834310716/Alien.gif

[languid meadow]

Since people have been begging for them to be buffed for years

[fervent geode]

I just listened to A Lesson in Darkness ok I get to be edgy

[languid meadow]

My fav part about this thing is that there's no CGI

[summer mural]

its a good movie

[languid meadow]

The actor is just built like that

[fervent geode]

Joe from Grimsby

[languid meadow]

Yeah it was I saw it in theaters

[summer mural]

romulus is way better than covenant and prometheus

twas actually entertaining for one

[languid meadow]

Also scary

[storm jungle]

tbh thats a "fork found in kitchen" tier statement

but still true

[heady rivet]

My favorite part is how I can fuckin stand this thing

I HATE it

[storm jungle]

its fucking awful

[languid meadow]

Neither of those two were scary but Romulus genuinely creeped me out

[storm jungle]

i remember seeing it for the first time watching it

like I KNEW we were gonna get some hybrid

[vital ginkgo]

Without spoilers, do you have an opinion on which one is better that I should read first?

[storm jungle]

but i still went "AW HELL NAH"

[summer mural]

yeah it took some guy having a really vile imagination to present that the way they did

SAME

[fervent geode]

You see I’ve read neither but a friend has

[languid meadow]

Yeah like actual flight or flight got activated

[fervent geode]

She fucking hates Perfect Son tho

Says there’s no Fulgrim in it

[vital ginkgo]

Is she pro or anti slaanesh lol

[fervent geode]

Whatever that means

[fervent geode]

Very Slaanesh

[heady rivet]

Chills up my spine, hand over mouth, breathed out and smiled nervously. I cant STAND it. And the worst part? ||Its just like that because its parents are cousins it aint even a hybrid||

[languid meadow]

But yeah the actor is just like that

[vagrant fox]

Perfect Son isn't very good, it's a better Black Templars book

[vital ginkgo]

Ah ok a good opinion to hear for these books then

[heady rivet]

Amazing work, yeah

[fervent geode]

Ok I get why she hates it now

[storm jungle]

very gigachad person

bro is like a towel

[summer mural]

bro looks like he can slide under a door

[fervent geode]

Emperor’s Children/Hedonites of Slaanesh Player, tried to get me addicted to vapes two years ago, very Slaanesh

[heady rivet]

If you arent doing coke off male strippers asses dont even call yourself a Slaanesh player

[winged jacinth]

ask the black librarian if the book is bolterporn or hereticslop
haha its a good book gue'la
its bolterporn

[fervent geode]

I don’t know if she has but probably

[heady rivet]

I know an EC player that was a submariner in the Navy so I just know he's freaked

[summer mural]

oh do the ravens have a homeplanet

[fervent geode]

Real

[fervent geode]

Kiavahr

Specifically the Moon of Kiavahr

Deliverance

[storm jungle]

Read the lexi

[summer mural]

is it like a fog covered gothic town

[storm jungle]

Im gonna beat you to death

[heady rivet]

Guard or Blood?

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/laughs-no-seth-meyers-late-night-with-seth-meyers-nope-no-way-gif-14012461

[summer mural]

guard

[storm jungle]

Hahaha

[fervent geode]

It’s Misssipi

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ricky-oh-head-mellow

[heady rivet]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Raven_Guard

Hope this helps

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Raven_Guard

[summer mural]

blood ravens can have whatever planet they stole from some innocent folk

[storm jungle]

they dont

[fervent geode]

They had one called Aurelia

Then they blew it up

[summer mural]

i remember

[storm jungle]

by accident btw

[summer mural]

i enjoyed it

[storm jungle]

the chapter master accidentally sat on a WMD

fucked up shit

[fervent geode]

Oopsie Daisie

[vagrant fox]

crazy how the blood ravens had a heresy of the word on aurelia and people think they're thousand sons sloppers

[heady rivet]

Tzeenthian woopie cushion

[summer mural]

they can just shift to that recruitng world they have with those desert tribes

[storm jungle]

Not how it works loser

[summer mural]

theres a way it works?

[storm jungle]

yeah, you cant just lay a claim to a planet lol

[summer mural]

also lexi is blocked for some reason

[storm jungle]

racism

[heady rivet]

Skill issue

[summer mural]

thats not what the emperor said

but lexi used work smh

[vagrant fox]

old image get a new one

[storm jungle]

✋

[heady rivet]

Hows your Necromunda gang, huh? You cant beat me.

[vagrant fox]

https://klipy.com/gifs/man-running-out-of-restaurant-man-eating

there goes your ladies

[fervent geode]

Blood Ravens are the Lion’s Sons because half of them went traitor