40k-lore-chat

[summer mural]

didnt like the atom eve special

[storm jungle]

also

NEXT WEEK

Wait we're in next week....

[summer mural]

I think I stopped watching the atom eve special like halfway through

[storm jungle]

[storm jungle]

you stink

[vagrant fox]

this week

[rocky gale]

Because you hate women

[summer mural]

because at some point I just wanted her to atomize her dad and let the credits roll

[storm jungle]

^

[vagrant fox]

but he's funny

did you see his speech in the garden

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[rocky gale]

Good, wanting to atomise your dad is an essential part of womanhood

[summer mural]

ikr

[spring cairn]

vincible

[rocky gale]

You need to understand that

[limpid granite]

ok hear me out

[summer mural]

also I actually checked out that brit guy because I didnt know who he was

[sharp pollen]

is this a joke?

[rocky gale]

No

[summer mural]

and it turns out his power is actually pretty cool

[storm jungle]

its real

[summer mural]

and also super lame

[storm jungle]

the main artist is in on it

[summer mural]

basically , his real name is Britany Jr.

[sharp pollen]

insanely based

[daring creek]

Okay but the buzzlight year toys look and fight cool

[summer mural]

and his power it turns out is that hes literally absolutely invulnerable, like he wont take damage from viltrumite punches or getting a nuked dropped on him

[storm jungle]

Lmao Brit?

yeah hes great

[daring creek]

I like the xbox era style a lot

[rose thorn]

might grab this for my summer dorm

[limpid granite]

||what if we replace the going back in time arc and instead get mark going to an alternative universe where he can ACTUALY do something good instead of save 7 billion people or terra has never been born and then he can make carlquest return too||

[daring creek]

Tf is that

[storm jungle]

Its very likely gonna get replaced

[limpid granite]

hit the brit with the infinity ray

[summer mural]

Yeah i thought his power was super cool, because he doesnt have super strength,like he cant really hurt a super strong dude, but he literally cannot take dmg under any circumstances, like nothing can hurt him

[storm jungle]

its one of the only universally hated parts of the comic

[rose thorn]

airbrush booth

[summer mural]

the infinity ray wont hurt him

[storm jungle]

because its only purpose is to serve as a timejump

[spring cairn]

who is brit

[fierce pendant]

aw sweet pot farm set up

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/friday-kid-named-finger-1

[limpid granite]

also one of the worst ways you can create a timeskip

[storm jungle]

the guy JOnathan Banks vocies

[spring cairn]

it's not friday

[summer mural]

it turns out the only way to get rid of him is to just toss him in space and let him float around forever, battle beast style

[storm jungle]

YEP, no one liked it and Kirkman 100% knows

its absolutely getting replaced

[spring cairn]

ur getting old

[daring creek]

I need to nuke my dad

[limpid granite]

MY GOAT GETTING FLUNG AWAY

[daring creek]

[summer mural]

" FINALLY!"

"No."

[rose thorn]

oh shit htat is a great point i can check how much oen of those are

[storm jungle]

Thragg:

[limpid granite]

https://klipy.com/gifs/battle-beast-invincible-12

bro flinging away like the strongest warrior in the universe

dirty work

[summer mural]

thragg tossed away his cute lil jetpack and just let him go with a smirk

[fierce pendant]

hell yeah

[storm jungle]

thats the biggest weakness Battle-beast had too

aka he cant do shit in space

lmfao

[summer mural]

yeah

[spring cairn]

battle beast keeps getting robbed

cuz he can't fly

L

[rocky gale]

Put Battle Beast on fraudwatch

[summer mural]

at least battle beast has like absolutely massive balls, imagine not being able to fly in space and deciding to fight the viltrumite boss in space

[rocky gale]

The aura debt will become generational

[storm jungle]

Fraudwatch?

he was taking BODIES

[summer mural]

YEAH IL JUST FLOAT TO THRAGG, HE CANT DEFEAT ME

[rocky gale]

His balance just went negative

[storm jungle]

i think you mfers need to be put on Fraudwatch

[vagrant fox]

fraudtrumites get bodied by everyone

[summer mural]

what is fraudwatch

[vagrant fox]

he's on the fraudwatch

[summer mural]

actually dont tell me

[rose thorn]

they are liek 50 usd only wow

[fierce pendant]

said the fraudster

[daring creek]

Whys he getting beat up by a furry

[fierce pendant]

or smth

[sharp pollen]

fraudwatch is like that regiment of spacemarines no?

[storm jungle]

takes one to know one fucko

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[fierce pendant]

i mean we are friends for a reason

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-battle-beast-blood-fight-licking-lips-gif-27655460

[daring creek]

I know another version of this

[limpid granite]

battle beast is like the least fraud character in fiction

[summer mural]

nah thats john cena

[storm jungle]

"Fraudwatch" is basically this new zoomer trend in media where the moment a character gets their ass kicked they are a "fraud", its tied heavily into the "aura farming" sphere where a character has to do lots of cool shit and beat up everyone to be superior in the eyes of an audience

TLDR: Character has to win every fight or they suck

[rocky gale]

Low Diffed by Paul

[sharp pollen]

battle beast and conquest are the only real characters, they just want to grind

[storm jungle]

Paul is taking battle-beast backshots

[spring cairn]

it's true you suck if you lose once

[limpid granite]

grand regent paul lowkey sliming thragg the second he comes to earth

[rocky gale]

He's a respectable power bottom

[summer mural]

Its time, any day now the aliens are gonna arrive and reset the timeline to zero, its ripping the seams of reality at this point

[storm jungle]

god im legit gonna laugh if Paul gets horrifically killed next episode

[fierce pendant]

wait what, man thats lame I thought its something else from how it sounded

smh

[summer mural]

I hope paul attacks thragg with a frying pan

and lets out his inner ragelord so hard he turns into skarbrand

[limpid granite]

https://www.vxinstagram.com/reel/DXUdfZZjEJU/?igsh=MWE3b2d1cjRzZGxoOQ==

[storm jungle]

👎

[summer mural]

piccolo is honestly so lame

[heady rivet]

It fits him leave me alone

[summer mural]

fuck that green incel

[daring creek]

Why are you more entrenched in this shit than I am

[sharp pollen]

Paul is making MILLIONS viltrumities with ANIssa you'll see

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/no-the-office-michael-scott-scream-gif-16929305

[storm jungle]

no

[storm jungle]

Im not entrenched in anything lol

i just watch Lessons in Meme Culture

lmao

[daring creek]

Lessons in brainrot...

[limpid granite]

https://www.vxinstagram.com/reel/DXSd2gGgSjv/?igsh=MXB5NW52YmJ3b3dyMQ==

[summer mural]

peak scene

[summer mural]

also peak scene

lore chat popping off today

weve got invincible, dunk and egg and sopranos in the span of 15 seconds

[sharp pollen]

https://fxtwitter.com/ShorKtf2/status/2046271547543814330?s=20

shork (@ShorKtf2)

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FxTwitter · Apr 20, 2026, 4:55 PM

[summer mural]

oh shit i thought that was battle beast cosplay for a second

[limpid granite]

bro has lost his mind

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/khan-ahhh-gif-21205696

[spring cairn]

amaze medic VA did that

[spring cairn]

hez's usually hard to get a hold of

[summer mural]

tbh

when moonknight actually went into the concept of his duality in that one episode

it was better than the rest of the show

[daring creek]

Theres like. 3 moon knights right

[summer mural]

there was like a fucking asylum and a talking hippo or something telling him hes a nice guy

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/aerion-aerion-akotsk-akotsk-monkey-gif-monkey-accepting-fate-gif-11261777844939604430

[celest dome]

When they're on the ship on the Duat ?

[daring creek]

Him. Another one. And a third. Right?

[summer mural]

yeah

[limpid granite]

eve's dad no diffs thragg

also why are my embeds broken

[daring creek]

Or am I delusional

[celest dome]

We only see the 3rd one in tyhe final episode

[daring creek]

God hates you

[celest dome]

And teased about during the Duat thing

[summer mural]

the only multiple hero type you need to care about is ghost rider

and especially when the punisher became the ghost rider and penance stared galactus

look into my eyes and relive the suffering of entire planets

[celest dome]

Mammoth Rider is one of the cooler Ghost Rider

[summer mural]

[celest dome]

Didn't Galactus just shrug it off ?

[summer mural]

we dont talk about that

hes a hoomie

I appreciate the effort

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-rider-your-soul-is-stained-by-the-blood-of-the-innocent-marvel-mcu-gif-17477481

[celest dome]

Punisher doing something that just fail is just better

[summer mural]

that midnight suns game had some nice animations for ghost rider

you could do moves with robbie reyes that literally just chainslammed regular thugs into hell

[celest dome]

Marvel Rival having GR as a Vanguard would be cool

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-rider-roberto-robbie-reyes-robbie-reyes-hell-ride-marvel-games-gif-8056069317120218798

[celest dome]

Oh but that's the new Ghost Rider right

[summer mural]

yeah

thats robbie reyes

not johnny blaze

[celest dome]

Haven't read his issues

[summer mural]

reyes has a mustang

hes much younger

[celest dome]

Isn't he the dude that just can possess any vehicle ?

[limpid granite]

thragg's bum ass going to urath instead of earth

[summer mural]

yeah all of them can technically but they have preferences

[celest dome]

Wasn't Johnny unable to use it on cars ?

[summer mural]

blaze likes motorbikes, but blaze is also a completely different character, hes an older , famous rich guy who did daredevil stunts , reyes is a little more realistic in the sense that hes kind of an oppressed young latino man who mainly just owns a mustang

blaze basically becomes the carter slade of reyes's universe

[summer mural]

johnny can

eventually

[rocky gale]

Bumass Thragg shows up and tries to interrupt Spaghetti night, but Paul gets a flashback to his grandma teaching him the recipe and decides to stand up for his family so he can pass it on to Mark and Oliver.

[summer mural]

please kill paul

also linkin park still goes hard in 2026

[limpid granite]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DXPgn0umJIz/?igsh=MWkwNWI1OHZqaHV4

[summer mural]

actually

kill debbie

leave paul alive

YESSSS

https://tenor.com/view/good-evil-star-wars-emporer-palpatine-darkside-gif-16390445967333586245

[rocky gale]

You just can't accept the love of a well meaning Step-Dad

[summer mural]

of course not

why is that an accusation

[limpid granite]

IT WORKS

[summer mural]

also wel see how well meaning is he when oliver brings home seafood as a date

[limpid granite]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DXUmD8LjMMa/?igsh=ZWx6Y2x0b25tZHEy

[summer mural]

oh yeah

immortal is still around lmao

[limpid granite]

fraudmortal

[summer mural]

I feel like that mans just so depressed he hasnt participated in almost 80% of invincible

and that one time he did in a timeline he became king of dystopian earth

[limpid granite]

is called immortal

dies like every episode

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-mark-mark-grayson-spaghetti-conquest-gif-8509359667451820648

[daring creek]

I open chat and see this

[crystal forum]

we're in safe hands

[heady rivet]

This is the most beautiful video I have ever seen

#40k-lore-chat message

Good times

[jade holly]

Only because Cecil dumped every last resource into Mark and never for him smh

[vagrant fox]

earth is in safe hands

[jade holly]

🗣️ 🔥

[heady rivet]

One of my favorite parts of that whole fight is near the end of the clip. When he just fuckin kicks Aerion in the calf and he loses his entire footing

[daring creek]

Whos dat behind em

[rancid cove]

Perturabo

[summer mural]

Peter Turbo

we are never getting a canon look at daemonic perty are we

https://tenor.com/view/megan-soo-dog-meme-funny-dog-meme-gif-14413441628212659223

[rancid cove]

we fucking did

a timeago

what are you on about

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/son-higuruma-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-higuruma-son-gif-17328030622248508899

[rancid cove]

bro has been living under a rock

[summer mural]

is that daemon perty

[rancid cove]

yes

its been revealedl like

a long time

[summer mural]

is he an undivided daemon primarch

[rancid cove]

yes

[heady rivet]

Its been like a month now

[rancid cove]

lul

[summer mural]

oh a month

[summer mural]

did he get a mini

Im not surprised I didnt know what happened in a month

I dont think ive even seen that new armageddon trailer yet

[heady rivet]

Not yet

[summer mural]

wtf hes massive

[rancid cove]

Yeah he looks bigger than the other daemon primarchs

For all we know he's undivided daemon primarch

Unless he did a deal with Vashtorr

[summer mural]

i think hes bigger than a bloodthirster

[rancid cove]

All daemon primarchs are

[summer mural]

man straight up looks like a transformer

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-optimus-prime-lets-roll-jetpack-revenge-of-the-fallen-gif-18562129

is his helmet cracked

[rancid cove]

Wym cracked

[summer mural]

does he have like cracks on his helmet

looks like hes got a scar on his helmet

could just be shadows idk

[rancid cove]

its hard to say for sure due to the art style

makes details messy

[summer mural]

true

does he even have a hand in the non hammer hand

he does look a lil big though , I think those marines reach just below his knee

[rancid cove]

probably, just inside the gauntlet which seems to have tiny guns

or thats are just his gigantic iron fingers

[rancid cove]

other official arts did make the daemon primarchs seem gigantic but perty unorinically seems immense, liker bigger than normal

[summer mural]

Im glad hes wearing a helmet though, I never like that image of him with all the wires running through his skull

I mean with that image whomever designed and approved it definitely intended for perty to have massive scale

hes got the bulk of a warhound titan lol

[rancid cove]

#40k-lore-chat message

[summer mural]

but i guess thats the aesthetic, iron warriors have that boxy barreled armor look

[rancid cove]

He literally looks bigger than other daemon primarchs

lmao

[summer mural]

well pertys also like insanely broad

all the other primarchs except angron maybe look like super tall space marines

[rancid cove]

hes always been the "thickest" of the primarchs due to his armor

[rancid cove]

not really

[summer mural]

and fulgrim

but fulgrim is just a big snek

[rancid cove]

Sanguinius had literally angel wings

[summer mural]

i meant in terms of body

[rancid cove]

Well yeah theyre all even stronger marines

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/sigh-gif-5281368241672885286

[rancid cove]

thats literally what the primarchs are though

astartes but filled with warp shenanigans

[summer mural]

i know

I like that perty isnt too daemonic looking though

speaking of did we get canon daemon lorgar too

[rancid cove]

no official art yet afaik

best speculation of what he looks like is this

[summer mural]

also pertys image is cropped at the top, I wonder whats on all his upper appendages

and yeah I expect lorgar to look more undivided daemonic than perty

[rancid cove]

Probably just more weapons or mechanical arms or whatever

[summer mural]

and id be very surprised if lorgar is wearing a helm

[summer mural]

what if hes just carrying around dorns other fist for the memes

[rancid cove]

Unless anything else is confirmed both him and Perty are undivided daemon primarchs
Perturabo being more iron-machine-construct in appearance due to his personality

and Lorgar probably looking like an avatar of all chaos gods

[rancid cove]

I hope he kills Dorn if he comes back

[summer mural]

well dorn is not one of the primarchs id like back soon tbh

[rancid cove]

he is coming back we just dont know when

[opaque coyote]

Guilliman is like Mark from Invincible

Can barely get one W before immediately getting his ass kicked

[rancid cove]

its a matter of "when", not "if"

[opaque coyote]

It's why he's one of my favorite primarchs

Man was not built for this

[summer mural]

as long as they do russ and khan first

[opaque coyote]

Like out of all of the Primarchs with like

Unique abilities related to combat

[wintry cloud]

Can they make perturabo do his own hate monologue like AM

[opaque coyote]

Guilliman is just "extremely competent"

[summer mural]

well guilliman did get daddys sword, thats a nice little buff to have

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/bY3SU.gif

I want Dorn to come back solely trying to seek Perturabo while Perturabo is

[rancid cove]

Not extremely competent, analytical master
Him and Perturabo share the same ability- however their planet of origin made it suited for different aspects

[summer mural]

itl be so cringe if dorn comes back and has an entire scene where he takes his fist from the phalanx , reattaches it to his arm and says, " My imperial fist."

[rancid cove]

I wouldn't doubt it
We literaly have a quote from one of the novels: "he used his fist, his imperial fist"

[summer mural]

ik

terrible

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-cute-cat-83

[storm jungle]

Perturabo can also speak ork, Guilliman cant

another iron warriors W

(this is real btw)

[rancid cove]

Hazard Stripe legion once again showing their superiority

[rancid cove]

Absolute fucking banger

[sharp pollen]

how can you not speak ork...

[summer mural]

well im just glad hes wearing his helmet like a good soldier, I hate his bareface look with all the wires running through his head, it makes me wanna get a scissor

[rancid cove]

L take

This man is beautiful

[summer mural]

[storm jungle]

3G wifi built-in to his head

[rocky gale]

It also makes me wanna scissor

[summer mural]

thats what I meant yes

[rancid cove]

Thats not what Iarmoth meant

You two are thinking of different scissors

[summer mural]

no

we arent

[daring creek]

He placed his hand

His iron hand

[rancid cove]

All the 3 Iron Hands fans are gonna love this one

[summer mural]

theres legions of them spread out across the planet, theyve infilitrated entire governments pretty sure

all to force gw to revive ferrus

[rancid cove]

Literally the same fucking image

[summer mural]

like grow him out from his skull

[summer mural]

is the hammer in the daemon perty image

like his hammer

the og one

[rancid cove]

yuh

[daring creek]

The emperor loved his children. His thousand sons.

[summer mural]

..

[rancid cove]

i think it is

[summer mural]

bruh

hes huge

that hammer was massive when he was just a primarch

[rancid cove]

"The emperor loved his children"

LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER.

The Emperor hated them so fucking much he only called them "sons" because he didnt have the time to sit down with all the primarchs and go
"you're all just fucking tools for my master-plan. I don't care for you. Do what I tell you and die in a ditch"

[steel ingot]

big E father of the year award

[summer mural]

emperor is based, id probably send teenage mortarion to a poisoned planet intentionally

[rancid cove]

The Emperor wasn't a bad dad for failing on raising his sons
The Emperor just wasn't a dad
He didn't create sons to rule after him, he created tools for his conquest
He didn't have the moral obligation to treat them like sons

[rancid cove]

It wasnt his idea anyways

[storm jungle]

Reminder that Mortarion's entire grievances with the Emperor is

• Hes a wizard
• He stole my kill

fucking moron

lmao

[summer mural]

mortarion is the primarch I dislike most lol, and I actually like nurgle and the death guard

[opaque coyote]

I'm not that interested in Perturabo, and I am not willing to spend hours of my life reading Sloperesy. So this might get the characterization wrong.

But yolo

"Sinew replaced with cable, flesh replaced with steel. Iron within.

I have become larger, better, more robust. Yet I cannot find peace. I constantly feel blinding anger, I feel every bit of rust that permeates my form, and my want for perfection continues to grow. Yet something makes me still plan.

The eye still mocks me.

The throne-shackled corpse still mocks me.

I will have them erased from my many pairs of eyes. I will step on Terra again and force my dead father to blink. To finally acknowledge me as the greater."

[rancid cove]

I hate how the summarized version of events its literally this
Like I understand why Mortarion is so bitter but the way its written makes Mortarion seem like a bitchy fuck because bad writing

[sharp pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/wesker-albert-albert-wesker-resident-evil-resident-evil-4-gif-5143688443782660001

[wintry cloud]

Did you see that in the new book he has so much hate that it radiates in an aoe and kills people

[summer mural]

also what does perty want

does he just wanna destroy the imperium

[rancid cove]

Kill everyone

[summer mural]

hes not exactly a monogod loving guy like the others

[rancid cove]

And prove his superiority

[wintry cloud]

https://x.com/ironladyether/status/2046218172118802554?s=46

Ether ⚔️✝ (@IronLadyEther)

“So withering is Perturabo’s contempt that lesser lifeforms exposed to his corporeal manifestation wilt as though before the open heart of an atomic reactor.”

He is, quite literally, a living furnace and siege weapon of hate and calculation

yeah that’s terrifying

X · Apr 20, 2026, 1:23 PM

[rancid cove]

Killing people around you by sheer hatred alone is insane

[summer mural]

also its so funny trying to picture perty as one of the emperors actual sons

[wintry cloud]

Look above

[opaque coyote]

Hate radiation lmao

[summer mural]

hes like a forgotten nephew

[rocky gale]

He just listens to mother mother edits of AM's speech on repeat

[rancid cove]

Thats such a cool concept

[rancid cove]

He IS the speech

[daring creek]

But they were his children. The Emperors children

[rancid cove]

Missus I am going to flay you alive

[summer mural]

well, he goes around giving people smug hateful glares and they melt like theyve been nuked

[opaque coyote]

It is

But also I imagine Perty fucking seething like a CoD player with a dogshit Xbox 360 mic

And just having like a red aura that just has everyone instantly die as a result

[summer mural]

you can have a nice cookie 🍪

[daring creek]

The warriors. Iron they were.

[rancid cove]

The mic quality is so bad your earrdrums just burst and blood spews out from your ear canals

[daring creek]

This is kind of fun

[summer mural]

and a glass of milk 🥛

[daring creek]

Im starting to understand abnett

[summer mural]

and for that you get a pizza 🍕

[daring creek]

Too much junk food 🥀

[rancid cove]

Abnett is a fun author to read if you ignore all the yapping

[opaque coyote]

This exact audio to be precise

https://youtu.be/xLkTj2-SFm4?si=sixPSBtJI-y4JNjq

[daring creek]

Real

[daring creek]

Abnett talks too much

[opaque coyote]

Perturabo to Fulgrim

[daring creek]

[opaque coyote]

And also leather tight skin suits for all of the women.

[daring creek]

I want the false gods book physically

[rancid cove]

I dont mind his yapping all that much since I'm already used to reading every word on a book but goddamn he likes describing shit a little bit too much

[daring creek]

What do chat

[rancid cove]

Buy it on amazon

[summer mural]

I wanna see lion and perty fight now

[opaque coyote]

Ian Watson is probably the worst 40k author in terms of prose

It's so purple, even the Emperor's Children are less purple than his prose

[rancid cove]

I am not gonna lie the Lion might not win at all

[opaque coyote]

[daring creek]

But im already reading a book....society. and i can download false gods digitally...but it feels so good to read a book physically

Goddamnit

[rancid cove]

Lion couldn't even win vs Curze while being helped by Guilliman

[daring creek]

Curse you new gen

[storm jungle]

again

HYSYB-IRIT

💀

[daring creek]

Speak English

[summer mural]

you're reading a book called society?

[storm jungle]

its ancient egyptian

[rancid cove]

I'm starting to only read digitally so I can get used to it. Physical copies are hard cause... space

[opaque coyote]

Lion put on fraud watch

[daring creek]

English please!!@@

[storm jungle]

Colonizer 👎

[opaque coyote]

Speak American

[rancid cove]

"How do I describe this item being the colour blue? Ah yes. Ancient egyptian!"

[daring creek]

I AM BLACK!

[storm jungle]

Doesnt exist 👎

[opaque coyote]

🦅 🇺🇸

[storm jungle]

genuinely insane

2 pages to just say

"the emperor shot blue lightning"

shut up bro lmao

[opaque coyote]

Couldn't even say

Blue

Azure

Any blue adjacent color

Ancient Egyptian

[storm jungle]

also its not even blue

ITS FOR LAPIS LAZULI

LMAO

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/unlimited-power-starwars-star-wars-emperor-gif-7513769 HYSYB-IRIT POWER!!!

[summer mural]

from where did he shoot blue lightning though, from his nipples?

[storm jungle]

his hands sadly

[summer mural]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[opaque coyote]

I think it's the dumbest shit to say out loud

[summer mural]

boring

gotta shoot lightning from your loose strands of hair at least

shooting lightning from your hands is so overdone

[rancid cove]

Bro just wanted to show off he knew a word in ancient egyptian he had NO REASON to say that

[daring creek]

Honestly reading a non abnett book has been so rejuvenating. And thats one thing I can give him. He makes other books feel easier to read

[opaque coyote]

Imagine the Emperor shouting out "HYSYB-IRIT LIGHTNING!!"

And Malcador just face palming

[daring creek]

.

[opaque coyote]

"Please. Pick a better name my lord."

[daring creek]

He said that shit?

[opaque coyote]

"NO!"

[storm jungle]

tbh he graduated from Oxford so hes bound to be an arrogant fuck when writing

[summer mural]

that literally sounds like the thousand sons fighting

[opaque coyote]

Tbf most of the thousand sons fighting is just

[daring creek]

I know I keep thinking about that 💀

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/thousand-sons-warhammer-40k-warhammer-thousand-sons-warhammer-40-thousand-sons-warhammer-40k-thousand-sons-gif-3911330265893084421

[daring creek]

My brain

[summer mural]

the sound of enough hot wind being expelled to make mortarion jealous?

[rancid cove]

Hysyb-Irit sticker

[storm jungle]

also my other favorite word

"Astartesian"

lmao

[daring creek]

How do I read more than one book at once

[daring creek]

Tf does this mean

[storm jungle]

just...

Abnett makes it so that its basically "Astartes'y"

but he just says Astartesian

lmao

[opaque coyote]

Hysyb-Irit!!

[summer mural]

do what I do, keep two physical books together and just pick one blindly after you put down the other at any given moment

[daring creek]

Blue turd

[daring creek]

Astartism

[opaque coyote]

Why not

Astartes-like?

The qualities of Astartes

[storm jungle]

that fucking word gets repeated like 30 times i na book

[storm jungle]

Because hes a know-it-all prick

lmao

[summer mural]

Oxford Degree : Astartesian
there you have it folks.

[opaque coyote]

God dammit Oxford

[daring creek]

It feels like vocab for a hard fiction novel

[opaque coyote]

You're supposed to BE GOOD AT ENGLISH

[rancid cove]

god FUCKING damn it the benjamin guy took down a gif i liked

[opaque coyote]

[rancid cove]

i fucking HATE that white devil

[daring creek]

Hard sci fi*

[opaque coyote]

Tracksuit Mark

https://tenor.com/view/tracksuit-mark-invicible-mark-mark-grayson-brainrot-gif-6158506489624591022

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/thragg-invincible-thraggin-invincible-gif-gif-12423240024526844481

[daring creek]

Why is he

[opaque coyote]

The Benjamin version isn't even beating it

Btw

He doesn't even move his arm

[summer mural]

does astartes even mean something in latin

[opaque coyote]

Actually the worst person even

[rancid cove]

he used ai on it too afaik

[rancid cove]

no

its fake latin

[summer mural]

right

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/skarbrand-warhammer-total-war-kick-gif-24886820

[daring creek]

Astartes is the last name of a woman btw

[storm jungle]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astarte

[daring creek]

So astartes have always been a bunch of girly fucks!!

[rocky gale]

Astarte isn't fake latin, she's a goddess you chuds

[summer mural]

is she hot?

[steel ingot]

HE'S POLISH

[storm jungle]

In various cultures, Astarte was connected with some combination of the following spheres: war, sexuality, royal power, beauty, healing and — especially in Ugarit and Emar — hunting;[14] however, known sources do not indicate she was a fertility goddess, contrary to opinions in early scholarship

All of this

[steel ingot]

wait no its the other one damn

[storm jungle]

all marines are male

make it make sense

[sharp pollen]

superior

[storm jungle]

[rancid cove]

goddess got colonized and made into buff homosexual dudes

[opaque coyote]

It means nothing.

Astarte as a goddess isn't even related to space. Although she is related to war.

In-universe apparently it means "Master of the Stars"

[rancid cove]

smh

[rocky gale]

She's always grabbing her norks

[rancid cove]

i agree

[sharp pollen]

omg......

[heady rivet]

Primaris have child-bearing hips, while Firstborn do not. They embraced the name

[steel ingot]

got a big smile about it too

[steel ingot]

like she know she doin t

[summer mural]

10/10 would scissor

[storm jungle]

I think its time for you to bear kids buddy

🫃

[daring creek]

I hate this shit

Stfu

[daring creek]

Please

[heady rivet]

Promise?

[daring creek]

Just get to the next page

[summer mural]

" Primarchs have child bearing hips"

[opaque coyote]

He pushed his kids. He Necromunda Pushed his children out.

[daring creek]

I don't need a count of every vein on his bicep bruh

[rancid cove]

Brother in christ this is all fucking 40k novels ever

[rocky gale]

Proving once and for all that Blood Angels are the one true Space Marine

[rancid cove]

Once again we have proven our superiority

[daring creek]

Okay every 40k novel needs to be nuked then

[heady rivet]

My 6 beautiful chudling children, one for each Clan House...

[daring creek]

I think ive read only like

...

[rancid cove]

No

[opaque coyote]

Baals

[daring creek]

3?

[sharp pollen]

chudlings

[rancid cove]

You should kill yourself

[daring creek]

Krieg. Heresy, uh

Eisenhorn

[rocky gale]

3 baals?

[heady rivet]

That do be what I said!

[daring creek]

Why so mean

[summer mural]

saying genhanced instead of genetically enhanced because the author cant bring himself to write it and the audience knows why is so wild

[rancid cove]

I fucking hate you!!!!

[heady rivet]

I should NOT have trusted that Escher stimm

[daring creek]

Why so mean!!! Its too many words for a simple scene! Just get to the next page!

[sharp pollen]

mpreg sounds like a file extension

[summer mural]

it is

[rancid cove]

Well you understood what it means and made the authors time easier to abbreviate the word

[opaque coyote]

Gotta get purple prose in

[summer mural]

its a file extension of your bloodline

[opaque coyote]

Gotta get that word count finished

So you can publish the book

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-2-vr-but-the-ai-is-self-aware-hl2vrai-gif-8359098424228312920

[rancid cove]

You just lack the skill to read a book and enjoy it!!!

Skill issue!

[opaque coyote]

It's like trying to get to the minimum word count of an essay

But book form

[daring creek]

Gotta include the period cramp the ftm marine is going through mid battle

[opaque coyote]

Also because it's hard to like

Make fighting interesting in books tbh

[rancid cove]

qhat does this even mean

[daring creek]

Shhh

[summer mural]

if only 😩

[opaque coyote]

Like in general it's actually kinda hard

[rancid cove]

also i feel like they would just remove the cramps from an astartes

anyways

[opaque coyote]

That's why very few books are about the fighting

And the few genres that do tackle that

One are light novels

Which also have pictures

So

[summer mural]

oooh pictures

gimme

[wintry cloud]

https://x.com/ironladyether/status/2046275009128309209?s=46

Ether ⚔️✝ (@IronLadyEther)

We finally have new images of Medrengard - the Daemon World of the Iron Warriors - from the Eye of Terror: Reign of Iron codex supplement!! :D

Here's some new lore on Medrengard from the book (which we didn't already know):

- Medrengard is a bleak place with a bleached sky

X · Apr 20, 2026, 5:09 PM

[daring creek]

I am the reader of all time I'll have you know

Just mad slow asf

[summer mural]

oh damn that place looks sick

[rancid cove]

trying to write a combat scene without confusing the reader on what the fuck is happening while meeting word/page count is insanely fucking hard

[summer mural]

its even more industrialized than zharr naggrund

[opaque coyote]

But yeah the constant adjective use is probably an attempt to make the fighting exciting. And to share the physical feeling of the cool super soldiers!!! Which is why Bolter Porn is filled with these type of descriptions

[heady rivet]

when when she nut but you still suckin

[summer mural]

medrengaard basically sounds like liverpool

[rancid cove]

I really like reading all of the descriptions for those shit because its cool to think how their body work

[opaque coyote]

But at the same time it gets really old

[rancid cove]

i dont mind it

its pretty fun imo

[summer mural]

• Medrengard is a bleak place with a bleached sky and a black sun; the sun literally drains the life around it, including your lifeforce if you're a mortal.

must be nice being a guardsman loyal to perty

[rancid cove]

i dont have a single unique idea ever i was gonna write my warbands homeworld to be EXTREMELY similar to this shit without knowing its already a thing in canon

[winter pine]

A bitter miserable world befitting a bitter miserable legion

[daring creek]

Frankly when I get all the detail like that i expect it to have later. Meaningful use

[rancid cove]

we are NOT miserable

[heady rivet]

Homebrew is just stealing shit you like from other shit who caaaaares

[rancid cove]

trvke

[opaque coyote]

Also. Yeah fighting in books is hard because unlike a comic or show.

The readers each have different imaginations and ways of viewing the fight.

So if done poorly, then the fight might look entirely different to each person.

Fighting in media is close to dance also. Filled with emotion and choreography. So you can't just write the actions.

[winter pine]

https://tenor.com/view/mina-ha-deadlock-true-gif-157047539847109333

[summer mural]

Many types of "monstrous creatures and tortured constructs" roam the planet as a result of the Iron Warriors' macabre experimentations (which probably includes the Unfleshed).

[daring creek]

Yeah exactly

[rancid cove]

i am incapable of unique ideas, it seems

[daring creek]

Sometimes I imagine a whole different scene cuz it looks cooler to me...

I reject the text and use my imagination

[summer mural]

Perturabo's lair is called the Kolasikon. It's on an onyx island that's surrounded by a lake of lava and a sprawling industrial city called the Arazikion.

[daring creek]

Its true ok

[rocky gale]

Medrengard sounds like a rough place, you should go to Gedaux instead, the Benevolent Tyrant welcomes you.

[daring creek]

Sometimes its mid

[summer mural]

pertys such a cliche smh

[opaque coyote]

Unique ideas are pretty much dry. How you do it is way more important.

Like Alien and Dead Space are the same in their core.

Freaky ahh aliens fucking up a space ship.

But it's how they do it that makes it different, captivating, and also really interesting

[heady rivet]

Gay dukes

[summer mural]

medrengaard doesnt sound so bad for a chaos marine legion homebase, morty lives in a nasty place

[opaque coyote]

So please don't be afraid if you think your initial idea is derivative

Make it your own with your own flair

So to speak

[daring creek]

No idea is original. Execution is however.

[rocky gale]

The Orks call it Get Out and it pisses off the local rulers

[summer mural]

wait wheres abaddons hq again

[rancid cove]

eye of terror

[winter pine]

Dunno how unique it is but the warlord I have in mind for my Chaos Warband is a former Iron Warrior who got fed up with Perturabo quitting the Siege out of spite

Joined up with Abaddon and wore the black immediately

[summer mural]

does he have a planet hq

[opaque coyote]

And if inspiration doesn't come.

Just be lime HR Giger and get the idea while being spit roasted by two trans dominatrixes

[rancid cove]

True ig
but i doubt im gonna execute it uniquely since im a dumb ass chudette

[winter pine]

Abaddon's HQ is just The Vengeful Spirit I think

[daring creek]

Wtf 😭

Ideas do just happen like that yeah

[summer mural]

which chaos legion has the most interesting planet hq

[wintry cloud]

Holy crap

You have good taste

[opaque coyote]

Unironically how HR Giger got the inspiration for the Xenomorph btw

[heady rivet]

Its always fun seeing 40k homebrew when I'm homebrewing a single city block (most of the time)

[winter pine]

genuinely the Death Guard's Plague Planet

[rancid cove]

not the thousand sons ill tell you that for free

[summer mural]

lol

yeah my money was on the plague planet, but i cant remember the rest

[opaque coyote]

Like you can tell by the amount of throat based horror the Alien/Aliens series has

[daring creek]

What are some of the core essentials for an Xenos to be able to survive in the 40k universe

[wintry cloud]

Youre a person of culture, my friend told me this like a month ago

[daring creek]

Like be an actual threat

[wintry cloud]

The images are a little disturbing

[summer mural]

where do the EC live

[winter pine]

I must give credit to HR Giger for probably being the reason both Garage: Bad Dream Adventure and Godhusk exist

[opaque coyote]

Sex in horror is prevalent since sex is taboo in our culture.

It's also disgusting if you think about it from an outside asexual (lmao) perspective.

So it's easy to twist.

[summer mural]

except deep in our hearts

[daring creek]

An idea I've had for an Xenos species fleet ship main form of attack being bashing directly into its opponents

[heady rivet]

Up your ass and to the left

[winter pine]

that planet that's just a giant fat dude floating in space I think

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/james-franco-james-franco-wait-what-wait-gif-6077842121499564757

[winter pine]

At least some of them idk

[arctic talon]

The biggest group live in orbit around Fulgrims pleasure planet

Because he doesn’t let them on it

lol

[summer mural]

..

LMAO

[arctic talon]

They were trying to get him to fucking leave

For around 8000 years

[brave owl]

the cuck orbit

[winter pine]

blue balling his sons to make sure they're truly devoted to Slaanesh lmfao

[arctic talon]

The Phoenix conclave are the biggest group of EC though

And they hang out around Fulgrims planet

Or on the moon of it

[winter pine]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Oliensis

[wintry cloud]

I love fulgrim so much for just, not doing much right now.

[winter pine]

The obese man planet with some Noise Marines living in his pores

[wintry cloud]

Just getting high and jerking off
Or whatever he does

[arctic talon]

Noise marines aren’t EC only

[opaque coyote]

Also fun fact.

The disturbing process of the Tarantula Hawk and how it HAS to reproduce made Charles Darwin himself begin to doubt the presence of a Benevolent God.

And considering how fucked up it is.

I don't blame him.

[summer mural]

does fulgrims pleasure planet actually have like buildings and stuff or do they just have massive courtyard parties while noise marines are having jamming sessions

[winter pine]

Really? darn

[arctic talon]

It has a bunch of daemons and daemon princes on it so yes

They have buildings and shit

But fulgrim doesn’t let mortals on it

[opaque coyote]

Because at best

[arctic talon]

EC princes are allowed on it if he invites them

[rocky gale]

All hail First Marshal Hieronyus of the Forgiven, Last Herald of the Great Angel and the Benevolent Tyrant of Gedeaux

[wintry cloud]

Can mortals not handle the party? Howcome?

[opaque coyote]

Considering some of the horrific shit nature can produce

[wintry cloud]

Their physical bodies are too frail?

[opaque coyote]

God is definitely leaving the system on autopilot

[rocky gale]

He pushed the Orks back from the system and screaming out into the void

[arctic talon]

We don’t know why he doesn’t let normal people on

Like genuinely

[wintry cloud]

Interesting

[summer mural]

fulgrims just having full on raves and funtimes with a bunch of greater daemons and daemon princes

[arctic talon]

The DPs who go to it also never speak of it

So there’s clearly some shit going on lol

[opaque coyote]

Likely cause they're too limited with the stuff they can uh

"Do".

Would be boring to have like half the party goers suddenly drop dead from an OD instead of like torture or something

[rancid cove]

10 trillion ounces of baby oil found inside the pleasure planet

[summer mural]

I wonder if fulgrim has a snake friendly throne

[heady rivet]

Everyone bow yer bleedin head when Mattis' Marauders walk by, or she'll sock ya one in the airhole

She kicked Candlestick Jack in his Candlestick when he tried to burn Raw Gash

[wintry cloud]

Probably partying on such a scale that its too much for a physical body to handle

Only demon juice

[opaque coyote]

Also means you probably have to like

Offer "mortal friendly" drugs

And that's just lame

Barely gives you a buzz..

[summer mural]

you need that keeper of secrets grade substance abuse

[arctic talon]

Strategic promethium supply

[summer mural]

also its probably got entrry like an actual club, they just treat the mortals like stags

[opaque coyote]

200 grams of fentanyl minimum

[wintry cloud]

Demons can also respawn so theyre probably constantly overdosing and reviving

Or something stupid

[opaque coyote]

[opaque coyote]

Pin the tail on the poor Eldar Soul

[summer mural]

sounds better than mortys planet

[arctic talon]

Mortys planet has normal people on it

pretty horrid existence though

[summer mural]

everyone over there is just coughing their lungs out and playing with exploding plants

[arctic talon]

Mortarion remade Barbarus except he's the overlord now

[opaque coyote]

I still remember that scene of a daemonette letting herself get killed because she was asked nicely.

Even told the Emperor's Children to "make it hurt".

Rule of advice: Apparently being polite is good in Slaanesh's realm

[summer mural]

well they drink together

before torturing each other

you gotta have some communcation

[wintry cloud]

I gotta try this sometime

[hallow saddle]

a few ppl here with a chip on their shoulder about dabnett going to oxford btw

[opaque coyote]

Honestly in a fucked up way, Daemonettes are probably the most humanish daemons?

Like there is a human and daemonette couple that became a Daemon Prince together.

[wintry cloud]

How did he handle all of that

[summer mural]

well they like smiling

[opaque coyote]

Well he was a champion after all

[arctic talon]

Mortal champion of slaanesh

Ascended into Prince

[daring creek]

Are there non binary commisars in 40k

[wintry cloud]

GW needs to make this a slasher-romance immediately

[daring creek]

Itd be funny for them to blast guardsmen who misgendered them

[summer mural]

that daemonette scored big tbh, mortal champion of slaanesh probably eats daemonettes for breakfast

[storm jungle]

Get out

[arctic talon]

Yes

Next question

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/wh40k-choose-your-next-words-with-exceptional-care-commissar-gif-12059449748617226062

[opaque coyote]

A port over from Fantasy but still canon in 40k.

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Syll'Esske

[summer mural]

when can we get a female bloodthirster

[daring creek]

It just sounds realistic to me 😭 sorry

[storm jungle]

they're from AOS

lmao

[opaque coyote]

Damn, wrong universe, guess I'll die

[storm jungle]

Do so

[heady rivet]

No gurlz allowed for Khorne

[nocturne crest]

RIP Holt's actor.

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/drugbusta1-gif-6615366545959979992

[heady rivet]

Isopod

[daring creek]

SCIOPEDE POSTED

[summer mural]

but valkia is based

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

They’re in 40k as well

They just got 0 lore

[opaque coyote]

Was the wrong gif but I'll repost it

https://tenor.com/view/isopod-bug-when-you-yell-at-me-me-if-you-care-gif-13787586215380294491

[daring creek]

POD

[wintry cloud]

This could be such an awesome romance novel

[heady rivet]

I said what I said. Look down.

[wintry cloud]

Romantic as slaanesh can get ofc

[arctic talon]

Need a new Valkia mini so blades of Khorne stop getting fucked

[wintry cloud]

Yes literally

[arctic talon]

The blades of Khorne century of humiliation

[wintry cloud]

Im starving for a new centerpiece

[rancid cove]

GRAH, GET THAT AOS BULLSHIT OUT OF MY FACE

[wintry cloud]

Or hero

Give me the gorequeen pls

Or khul

[storm jungle]

Quiet chud

[arctic talon]

Chat kill her

[summer mural]

whos khul

[daring creek]

Violence

[arctic talon]

Khul is a named Lord for BoK

Who ascended

[rancid cove]

chudette*

[arctic talon]

Recently

[storm jungle]

all the same to me

[arctic talon]

Chud is gender neutral

[wintry cloud]

What did we do to you? Be too happy?

[brave owl]

female great unclean one

[summer mural]

uh

[daring creek]

5 trillion sales

[arctic talon]

Also we’ve had a few female Greater daemons of Khorne

And tzeentch

[brave owl]

smells like fish

[arctic talon]

There’s that one from the fall of Cadia book

[wintry cloud]

Like canon?

[arctic talon]

Who fucking lives in a chaos lords shadow

[wintry cloud]

Give me the books i need them

[arctic talon]

And she goads him on

[rancid cove]

Yes. Your happiness angers me.

[arctic talon]

In AoS it’s in some short story I forgot the name of

[opaque coyote]

In general, you can at least say that Chaos isn't Sexist

[arctic talon]

In 40k there’s one in fall of Cadia

[wintry cloud]

Our money goes to the same place, were on the same side

[arctic talon]

Those are the only 2 I can remember

[daring creek]

Thats good

[rancid cove]

No it's not

[summer mural]

tbh im not worried about khorne women, valkia is pretty iconic and she can exist as norsewoman who reached that rank, so you can probably just imagine some others too, thats good enough for me

[opaque coyote]

Anyone can become a slave to the dark gods

[vagrant fox]

Scream if you love Artesia etc

[daring creek]

Progressivism is always a great thing

[storm jungle]

Unironically metal quote lmao

[arctic talon]

Artesia is so fun lol

[cerulean trellis]

a<yyyyyy

[arctic talon]

Rip goonhammer officially renamed to tabletop battles now

[opaque coyote]

Oh yeah also a random image for no reason (yes there was a reason for the polar bear image)

[cerulean trellis]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1037699272012988486/1CFC6F34-BB31-40F6-AA72-DE250F097A90.gif

[opaque coyote]

car

[summer mural]

if you dropped kharn like really deep underwater, is he just going to kill random fish for a good month before he surfaces

[opaque coyote]

Honestly they should've kept it as goonhammer

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-cap-oguri-uma-musume-umamusume-squishy-gif-14372802265437813043

[opaque coyote]

It's way more memorable

[arctic talon]

I’m 99% sure they were tired of what goon is associated with now

[opaque coyote]

Tabletop Battles is boring

Definitely

But still

[brave owl]

reminder that a polar bear is the only bear that will straight up merk you if they see you no matter what.

[opaque coyote]

You ain't gonna remember Tabletop Battles

[vagrant fox]

He did say blame the perverts in that one video they released

[summer mural]

polar bears are super dangerous yes

and massive

[opaque coyote]

You are gonna remember fucking goonhammer

Honestly they should've embraced the goon™

[daring creek]

Thats mean

[brave owl]

mostly because they live in a tundra and literally any food is better then no food.

[opaque coyote]

Oh yeah definitely

Although in general Bears are a fucking menace

[brave owl]

for sure

[opaque coyote]

Genuinely one of the most terrifying animals for me

[summer mural]

polar bears are scarier still

they will 100% try to kill you

[heady rivet]

Bears dont kill you before they eat you. They just pin you down and start eating. At least big cats go for the throat

[arctic talon]

Don’t they start with the like

[opaque coyote]

Still love Fat Bear Week though

Fuck the Super Bowl, Fat Bear Week is the true American Contest

[arctic talon]

Belly area lol

[brave owl]

yeh

[arctic talon]

And then work up

[brave owl]

softest spot

[arctic talon]

Well on the upside

[opaque coyote]

Yes it is an actual contest

[wintry cloud]

Sounds excruciating

[arctic talon]

The horrific blood loss and shock ought to kill you

[brave owl]

Predators often go for the belly or balls

or neck

[arctic talon]

Makes sense

[summer mural]

sound like all my exes

[sharp pollen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/339337727541772289/1495870705936498868/sL2muQztXlGtTu87oXjJzVUUJtusiEu9RUWQxy6MV5flILCyuAarzVAV1_UiRDHDPZDSWhhanepzw0mEX2r3JLQg.png?ex=69e7d1a8&is=69e68028&hm=87b906a85c7deea535ce264fd46682b970e842e431adde9bc9d7f92100d8507d&

[opaque coyote]

It starts right before hibernation for the bears

To see who is the fattest

[spring cairn]

waltu

[arctic talon]

Waltuh

[opaque coyote]

Mainly to spread awareness about animal conservation

But also because it's fun

[brave owl]

have you seen the video of a lion like straight up biting a buffalos balls

[opaque coyote]

And also has a surprising amount of drama

[brave owl]

or was that a hyena...

one of those

[summer mural]

it was probably fulgrim

[opaque coyote]

Bro that Buffalo probably wished the Lion would've just bit him at the neck atp

[brave owl]

supposedly siberian tigers are very vengeful

[brave owl]

But that might just be a story

[rancid cove]

wii named finger

[opaque coyote]

Btw it takes place in Katmai National Park in Alaska

Like I said

Fuck the Super Bowl

Fat Bear Week is the best tournament we have

Surprising amount of drama as well

[summer mural]

i thought that was the presidential election

[arctic talon]

lol

[brave owl]

if you had to pork an anthro bear girl what kinda bear would you do

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-hell-nah-no-no-thank-you-gif-11745514763246654542

[opaque coyote]

Recently in 2025

The Bear named "Chunk" won

After years of barely just being off from winning

He won despite having a broken jaw

[opaque coyote]

However to add to the spicy drama.

The reason why he was an underdog is because he starts fights for like

Zero reason

He killed a Mother Bear's cub right in front of her

And of course that broken jaw is from the mother absolutely beating the shit out of him

Some are disappointed that he won because of that

It is also unfortunately typical bear behavior

[brave owl]

im sure he had a very good reason

[summer mural]

does angron have a hq

[opaque coyote]

Still fucking wild

[opaque coyote]

Can't wait for Fat Bear Week 2026 in like

November

Where it always starts cause again

Hibernation

The most American contest ever

[arctic talon]

No

Unless you count khornes domain

lol

[summer mural]

nah

[arctic talon]

I guess the fucking conqueror

[summer mural]

I guess hes too fucking nuts to sit on a throne somewhere for 5 seconds without killing everyone in the room

[steel ingot]

its also to bring awareness to the grizzly bears in a more positive light as generally speaking they arent the massive threats media has potrayed them for years and they still get needlessly hunted despite the laws against it

[opaque coyote]

Also nah that shit is either boring or something that will make you lose faith in humanity.

Lately the latter.

[steel ingot]

so im a big fan of fat bear week

[brave owl]

Angron can't be trusted to have a Daemon world because he'll just eat it

[summer mural]

yeah hel probably kill everyone on it

[opaque coyote]

I still laugh both in humor and absolute disappointment at like

Kamala trying to speak normally

Only for Trump to be like

"THEY'RE EATING THE CATS-"

[summer mural]

how tf does the conqueror even function with angron on board

[opaque coyote]

It doesn't

[steel ingot]

its nice to celebrate the natural occurrences in nature you know, making events out of its regular habits is always nice

[opaque coyote]

Yeah it's nice to have more people be aware about nature

And bear habitats

Truly fascinating creatures

[steel ingot]

they love poopin

[opaque coyote]

But also I have a definite fear of camping

Like

Tbf I don't like camping to begin with

But Bears successfully make it so that I'll never do it as long as I fucking live

[steel ingot]

i conquered my fear of camping after a horde of wild boars swarmed my tent when i was a kid

[summer mural]

i mean just go camping in hawaii or something

[steel ingot]

they didnt go in or nothing they just woke us up swarming the outside of the campgrounds

[opaque coyote]

Ah hell naw

[opaque coyote]

I mean yeah but I don't want to camp in fucking hawaii

I also just don't like camping

[steel ingot]

but knowing the fact that we coulda just super died and how easy it was to just go back to sleep with them right against the tent iunno i do not mind

[rancid cove]

[steel ingot]

if nature decides i die then im gonna die today i guess

[opaque coyote]

One time I was in a class camping trip

I forgot to bring bug spray like an amateur

...

Mosquitoes apparently love me

Like

My blood is apparently fucking delicious to them

Even when I do use bug spray

They just fucking love sucking it

[cerulean trellis]

i want sn ebon chalice book, short or named character mini

[rose thorn]

I don’t remember dark Vader doing that…

[rocky gale]

Think it's supposed to be like a force grasp

[opaque coyote]

I think they're trying to do like

Darth Vader using the force

But just

Fucked up

[heady rivet]

So disabled you cant even call it a choke...

[opaque coyote]

Why would they even use a disabled kid

Wtf

...

I mean I guess cause it fits the character

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/kenobi-darth-vader-10

Probably this

[opaque coyote]

Darth Vader is one of the first Disability reps if you think about it

[rocky gale]

Since it's the most recent Vadar appearances

[opaque coyote]

Has Asthma, is paraplegic canonically, an amputee

Still badass

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/anakin-anakin-skywalker-hayden-christensen-star-wars-revenge-of-the-sith-gif-13511992176471137682

No way that’s it

[opaque coyote]

He truly is a step in diversity

[rancid cove]

Its not even the fucking same

[heady rivet]

Type of dog at the shelter they make you have national security clearance to adopt

[rancid cove]

it just looks like hes doing a sieg heil

[rose thorn]

Excuse to post this screen cap