40k-lore-chat

[solid horizon]

Nutrislop

[steel ingot]

i love the ones with translations

[jade holly]

Groxcheese? No way Lunchly’s in 40K?

[spare osprey]

Flava-flave pack, les' gooo--

[steel ingot]

carb strands (noodles)

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/lunchly-mr-beast

[jade holly]

Did Lunchly go out of business yet?

[vagrant fox]

I quite like that in Final Deployment the protein bar or whatever they munch on is so shitass to eat they have to completely zone out and down it with water

[jade holly]

I never heard anything good about it

[spare osprey]

It would if there was a God.

[storm jungle]

Same its so funny

[storm jungle]

its literally poison

lol

[jade holly]

Fun fact: that’s also how chocolate in WW2 was

[sacred ginkgo]

Food so green its growing in the package

[fervent geode]

Sev’s gruel kinda food

[solid horizon]

Me enjoying this aged fermenjuice with a slice of smoked olddairy

[jade holly]

It’s said that military generals went to Hershey and told them to make chocolate that was, and I quote, “Only a little better than a boiled Potato”

[solid horizon]

Days good in da imperium

[steel ingot]

this is why you need a fella like bigby crumbo to cook you some SLOP

[vagrant fox]

The yankee just doesn't appreciate very dark chocolate

98% or bust

[steel ingot]

the only necromunda model ive ever wanted

[jade holly]

So basically Hershey just made the US military their usual chocolate

[jade holly]

That’s a Leprechaun you can’t fool me

[solid horizon]

That's a hobbit

You fucking racist

[jade holly]

It even has the pot of gold

[spare osprey]

"Slopper."

[steel ingot]

the pot of gold is SLOP

respect his profession

[jade holly]

He is the slop master

[vagrant fox]

It's called being a professional soldier ok gruel is good for them

[solid horizon]

If that's a pot of gold idk what's a toilet bowl for you then

[jade holly]

A royal throne obviously

[solid horizon]

No no no

You got it wrong

[steel ingot]

his big chamberpot

he shits in it baby

[solid horizon]

It's the throne of maccrage

[steel ingot]

craglars toliet ??

his combat toliet ??

[solid horizon]

Calgar's shitter

[steel ingot]

it fucks me up his first model was him squatting on that thing

[jade holly]

I don’t have the image anymore damnit

[steel ingot]

hilarious thing to think about fielding

[jade holly]

Have this instead

[steel ingot]

sliding around on the field with my brothers

[spare osprey]

There he is--

[solid horizon]

I'm waiting for the ultramarine pattern toilet paper roll

[jade holly]

Jorgen Von Strangle is that you??

[steel ingot]

its the original shitty marneus calgral

[spare osprey]

Fuckass skinny beaky and everything.

[steel ingot]

love those old models

so much charm to them

[solid horizon]

Bro has no power pack

[steel ingot]

took it off to shit

[solid horizon]

Meaning he can't get up

[steel ingot]

doesnt need to

thats what the other guy is for

[solid horizon]

Tbh the marble tiles do not help the serious setting

[steel ingot]

its really the bathroom

[solid horizon]

The ultrabathroom

[spare osprey]

Nor does the wooden toilet paper holder with the boltgun on it.

[steel ingot]

i appreciate him shitting has remained consistent

the ibs chapter master

[solid horizon]

His shoes are so deformed they look like slippers

[spare osprey]

Such a fatty.

[steel ingot]

i mean you gotta wear slippers around indoors

like in the bathroom

[rose thorn]

Do guard players make OCs for their army?

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a custom guard OC model

Custom regiments use to be pretty popular if my memory serves correctly

[steel ingot]

fun fact the space wolves friend i was talking about is painting a suplementary army for his guys (like assist units or something i forget) and he's making all the commanders liked named guys

so uh yeah i guess they do

ones a dude lugging around a whole heavy stubber on a sling he's kinda badass

[vagrant fox]

I did see an OC of the Star Child who got recruited for the IG today

[storm jungle]

Depends on the player

[jade holly]

Is there a specialized DnD style Rogue Trader tabletop?

[steel ingot]

yeah i think the ttrpg is just called rogue trader

its got quite a few books and scenarios

[arctic talon]

Yeah it’s called rogue trader

It’s d100

There’s no d20 40k system

[steel ingot]

as shown

had a lot of books (this is my favorite one)

he's so fuckin mad bro

[tough haven]

He’s rather hostile

[jade holly]

Yar har simulator

[steel ingot]

but yes its quite expansive and its what the rogue trader game is based on

lots of weird random encounters and events are taken right from the books!

[jade holly]

I really should play Rogue Trader but idk how good the roleplay and stuff is in it

[steel ingot]

like my favorite the mirror

[jade holly]

Does it have skill trees?

[steel ingot]

its very good if you ask me

skill trees are really great too

if easily broken to your whims

[arctic talon]

Define skill tree

Lmao

[steel ingot]

argenta 10000 bullet shooter

[arctic talon]

Oh wait you mean the crpg

Not the ttrpg

Yeah the crpg has a lot of options

[jade holly]

A page in which you go down a collection of skills in which you need to acquire skills/buffs earlier in the path to acquire more powerful skills/buffs later in the path

That’s what I consider a skill tree

[steel ingot]

its only issue is in owlcat fashion a lot of stuff that was cut from development has a lot of vestigial components still in the main game

at least for me

[arctic talon]

Then yeah the crpg doesn’t have that.

It’s like normal ttrpg skill selection. There is progression but it’s not a skill tree

[jade holly]

WAIT HOLY FUCK IT’S REAL

XENOVERSE 3 IS REAL

[timid pasture]

Would yall be Space marines in real life for 24 hours?

Like you just wake up and ur in Space marine armor and become a Space marine for a whole day

[arctic talon]

No

[rose thorn]

no

[storm jungle]

Fuck no

LOL

[arctic talon]

I think it would fuck with my head way too much

lol

At a baseline

[storm jungle]

also literally boarding school

[arctic talon]

They meant like

Irl

Like on irl earth

I’d assume

So the issue more comes down to your entire fucking body chemistry and brain chemistry being rewritten lol

[rose thorn]

space marine suit's shit nutrient recycler

[vagrant fox]

for just one day

I'd freak people the fuck out, I'd be a 24 hour cryptid

Run around naked looking like that in the dark

[rose thorn]

i got classes dog it would be embarassing to go anywhere in ultramarne armor lol

[arctic talon]

Lmao

[jade holly]

So go in Iron Warrior armor

Join chaos

[rose thorn]

thats even worse

hey has anyone used a plastic welding kit for anythign warhammer?

[fervent geode]

I’d rather die

What the fuck can I do as a hateful monster man

[vagrant fox]

dude what was Japan doing in 1945 this thing is ass

[fervent geode]

Maybe I could kablam my lecturers

[vagrant fox]

Why is he helping it with his hand

You could join me as a one day cryptid

[fervent geode]

Low effort vehicle

[timid pasture]

I would

[sacred ginkgo]

don't need to worry about rivets bouncing around inside when they just fly out the back

[fervent geode]

Oh yeah that’d scare the fuck out of some lil jimbo

[timid pasture]

Dark age of technology vehicle

[vagrant fox]

It fits right in the IG I suppose

[vagrant fox]

It's true, less armour is more armour

[fervent geode]

American spy created this design

[arctic talon]

Me when dogshit industrial base and no resources

[vagrant fox]

Takashi you have to build me 200 tanks in your garage workshop now

[vagrant fox]

I dunno I'm looking around and I'm not sure any spy needed to influence this thing

[arctic talon]

Still better industry then Italy

Some poor conscripted soul had to crew this shit in 1944

[vagrant fox]

my beautiful L3 35

[arctic talon]

Shit could be taken out with small arms fire

💀

[scenic bolt]

lets build a billion of them and claim we have more tanks than any other country in the world

[vagrant fox]

Relatively they didn't even have that many did they

[scenic bolt]

pre-ww2 it was true on that technicality

[arctic talon]

^

The Ethiopian military figured out you could just shoot the fucking driver through the slits used for vision

💀

[vagrant fox]

Italy was certainly a nation of all time

[scenic bolt]

they lost a major battle cause these fucks got baited into a ravine

[vagrant fox]

I know it's fascism and all but maybe after Ethiopia they should've chilled out

[arctic talon]

If they didn’t invade Ethiopia

They prolly would have fought Nazi germany

💀

[vagrant fox]

a better reality, the 20th battle for the Isonzo

[fervent geode]

True

[fervent geode]

Amazing Stresa Front action

The Anti Nazi Fascist Association

[arctic talon]

Facist anti facists

What do you call this ideology

[valid needle]

Fascism

[timid pasture]

Cult of the Omnissiah

[arctic talon]

That’s just a theocratic republic

Who is aligned with facists

Horrifyingly the Mechanicus has elections, and parliment

Still a theocracy though lmao

[timid pasture]

the Imperium?

[arctic talon]

Yes

[timid pasture]

Well shit…

Better than chaos i guess

[fervent geode]

Sansepolcrismo I guess

[valid needle]

Slander

[vagrant fox]

Well, better than chaos if you're mildly important

and not a baby that doesn't pass the inspection

[spare osprey]

The be-winged, lobotomized baby-meat faction is only 10% better than the viscera-pustule seizure orgy faction.

On a good year.

[vagrant fox]

As it should be

[rancid cove]

I have a normal cold, as a biological male this means I WILL DIE.

[valid needle]

Slaanesh ain’t gonna let you hit it lil bro

[spare osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/burying-elvis-trigger-warning-covering-with-soil-netflix-gif-9159759290043540672

[vagrant fox]

I only crave the attention of Khorne

Abandon reason, know only war

[rancid cove]

I do not crave for the attention of any of the gods, they shall bless me if they like my actions of absolute fucking hatred

[spare osprey]

I crave the attention of a very mortal woman with fat and melanin.
That's... about it.

[rancid cove]

Cringer

[spare osprey]

Shush and finish dying the death.

[rancid cove]

The fever will get to me and I will be dead like those medieval painted babies

[spare osprey]

Gotta build up your immune system.
I sentence you to hospital work.

[raven stone]

I did it

I cleared act 3 of Rogue Trader

Man that final fight was a pain

[terse kestrel]

Do some orks live somewhat peaceful lives or would they typically be on a pseudo crusade until they die

[arctic talon]

Peace is the worst thing ever to orks

[terse kestrel]

That's kind of disappointing

[rancid cove]

Why

Orks are creatures who were made for war, as far as I know they degraded from millennia of existence to the point war is their only purpose

Strip an ork from war and he likely dies of pure boredom

[spare osprey]

'Dey waz made to give 'dose Skelly-boiz a crumpin'.

Like literally.
They weren't installed with an off-switch millions of years ago.

[rancid cove]

Weren't they an actual cohesive xenos race that slowly ended up degrading instead of evolving?

Krorks or something like that

[lament shoal]

Yeah

They started off as extremely intelligent beings that had strength to match

[rancid cove]

Splendid

[sacred ginkgo]

It is in my opinion the last good difficult fight in the game

[spare osprey]

If you really want a Krork around, my first idea would just be have him be banished for millions of years due to Warp shenanigans.

If you want him as a mini, I think the Australian chud Majorkill sells a model.

[vital ginkgo]

Does the dark mech have someone like Belisarius Cawl?

[terse kestrel]

Peace is cool sometimes, it kinda adds nuance to a story

[spare osprey]

This is true.
-# Blah, blah, blah, There is Only War.
Gimme more Space Marines giving Eldar their Soul Rocks.

[terse kestrel]

I like elder scrolls and warcraft orcs a ton

[rancid cove]

Peace is not something that happens in 40k

As every thing 40k related, there is only war and it will never end

[terse kestrel]

Aren't there a lot of planets in 40k that won't see war

At least very bad war, like orcs

[spare osprey]

It's not like they're written about very often.
Somebody's gotta get shot every other page.

[fervent geode]

Closest thing is Lukas Chrom, but not really

[fervent geode]

They’ll still see trivial conflict, gang wars, planetary political infighting

But I suppose not war

[rancid cove]

The major galaxy is still at war lol so it doesnt matter that some planets are not affected directly by conflict

But theres still blood spilled

[fervent geode]

Those planets might not face war directly

But their kids are gonna be sent to the guard for the tithe

[jade holly]

Imotekh fought in the War in Heaven right?

I’m not crazy?

[arctic talon]

yes

[sacred ginkgo]

"Players can buy a separate energy pack" so stop printing them and keep printing them

Got it

[fervent geode]

All crons did

[daring creek]

Question

How much do we know exactly about Translucent from The Boys

I think we can deduct a lot from like

how weird his kid was

[shadow plover]

they are?

[opaque coyote]

His skin is made out of some carbon material. Basically as hard as diamonds, without compromising mobility. Invisible and practically invulernable

It is also very conductive.

[daring creek]

Mhm

I mean moreso character and personality

[opaque coyote]

However, it doesn't apply to his clothes so he's fucking naked all the time

[opaque coyote]

He liked using his powers in very inappropriate ways.

Going into women's changing rooms, sorority house showers, etc.

While invisible

[opaque coyote]

And also naked because again, this

He also isn't self-conscious about his nude body

Because even when discovered by Queen Maeve in the women's room. He turned visible and exited fully naked.

[daring creek]

Honestly assumed so tbh, I wasnt even sure if I heard that from the show

[opaque coyote]

He was also very stingy and money focused

...he was also half jewish

actually not half

fully jewish

[daring creek]

Seeing how the deep is, and well, rich people now that we know what theyre like behind the curtains

I think he was a weirdo to the fullest degree

his fucking kid has an alpaca for a girlfriend

[opaque coyote]

He's also actually an original character for the series

not ported over from the comics

[daring creek]

very weird for the show to do

[opaque coyote]

Served as a replacement for the Fake Alien supe "Jack from Jupiter"

[daring creek]

but also

they had an arab super

whos super power was

fucking exploding.

[opaque coyote]

and also supe-terrorists were literally supplied by Homelander

who smuggled compound V to terrorist cells

[spare osprey]

What a bonkers fucking series.

[opaque coyote]

really subtle

also he used fucking A-Train

really really subtle

[spare osprey]

I feel like the author was never punched in the fucking mouth all his life.

[opaque coyote]

tbf

still not as insensitive as the actual comics

[spare osprey]

Also.
Comic MM.

Jesus.

[daring creek]

im wondering howd they even let that slide

[celest cedar]

https://youtu.be/eJGN_mxhzWo

[wary fulcrum]

Kripke or Ennis?

[daring creek]

Why is doorman there anyway

[wary fulcrum]

Ennis gets weird for sure

Kripke? More and more I see of his vision of the Boys, the more I think there’s some mad psyops going on

Removing the two ‘paedophiles are protecting so long as they’re profitable’ plot lines, in this economy, whilst keeping all the 3rdgy5me stuff? Just seems like an odd choice

[arctic talon]

In deadlock? He’s bored seemingly

He’s a powerful entity like the patrons pretending to be a doorman

Because he likes to people watch now rather then torture people

[plush mason]

TLDR the devil got bored and went to be a bellhop at the most haunted hotel in the US

btw, what does Rem even want from the patrons?

[daring creek]

sleep

[plush mason]

understandable

[celest cedar]

wants to go back to his homerealm

[arctic talon]

To go home

[opaque coyote]

(Un)Fortunately, this is basically just a hypothetical in the comics

But look at this shit

Mf became a Night Lord

[opaque coyote]

Oh yeah also

Also fun fact

[glass drum]

Bane man?

[opaque coyote]

After the whole Black Mask thing. Bruce lost his job since like

Literally everyone lost their job in Absolute Gotham due to martial law

Only Ark M (guess what that's a parallel to...) had jobs

So basically unlike regular Bruce Wayne.

Absolute Bruce canonically doesn't have a job

[glass drum]

Havent read DC comics at all but i keep seeing this Absolute Batman
Is it a new alternate version of batman?

[opaque coyote]

It's peak

And yeah, the Absolute universe essentially takes some core concepts and flips it on its head

This Bruce Wayne isn't rich at all

He makes up for this by being 6 foot 9 inches and 420 lbs of basically pure muscle

And also being an engineer

[glass drum]

Stark has competition now

[opaque coyote]

Also the Joker is rich

Has all of OG Bruce's resources

Is potentially immortal

And can also turn into this

He also owns several Epstein style islands.

[glass drum]

Tf? how's he doin that?

[storm jungle]

We dont know lol

likely something supernatural

read the series before this guy spoils everything

[opaque coyote]

Read it

It's peak

Do it or else

[glass drum]

Yeh i'll take a look at it

[storm jungle]

https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Absolute-Batman

[glass drum]

Is it finished?

[storm jungle]

You wont regret it

Ongoing

[glass drum]

Same site i use

[storm jungle]

newest issue came out last week

[storm jungle]

tbh its what everyone uses

[opaque coyote]

Because comic book stores uh

Are a rare breed unfortunately

At least where I live

[glass drum]

Ga dayum already starting incredible

[opaque coyote]

Also Absolute Superman is 6 foot 3 inches

But because art exaggerates height often. This basically happens because both Absolute Batman and WW are taller than him

[storm jungle]

Yeah thats an Annual, basically a oneshot side story made to celebrate the comic's release, it starts properly in Issue 1 afterwards

the Annual was also very much made as a response to the events happening in US at the time (even now lol)

[opaque coyote]

Still a good introduction story though

[sharp pollen]

https://vxtwitter.com/dwn240/status/2046066878213161126?s=20

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great things happening

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[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/fentcord-true-coyote-gif-2599436844608872721

[celest cedar]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2045866545306350045

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when she lowkey wants to go for round two but im not ready yet so i pop echo shard

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[sharp pollen]

...so i pop thinky stimm

[torn marlin]

https://youtu.be/UFxqwy4g39o?t=175

who is the gayest Primarch? :P

[glass drum]

Is there even a canonically gay primarch or his just basing on assumption?

[torn marlin]

oh, i don't know about canonically

[vagrant fox]

de nada

[glass drum]

Well give him points for creativity

[fervent geode]

Not Fulgrim somehow

But thanks to Fulgrim on his wives we now know that primarchs are basically devoid of any sexuality anyway

[glass drum]

Big E didnt want the Primarchs having any babies

[fervent geode]

Me neither

Same reason why the Astartes are infertile

[glass drum]

It'd probly contradict to geneseed and their genehance surgery they have to do for every aspirants

[fervent geode]

If you mean the organ implantation, theoretically children with the necessary genes would have been able to develop them

I think it’s how test slaves work

Of course I’m pretty sure they fucking die but whatever (prolly from their organs being ripped out)

[glass drum]

I wouldnt know anyway im still not pass 30k books

[fervent geode]

This is from codices and 40k warcom lore blurbs smdh

[glass drum]

Funny how i got a friend who plays the Table top but doesnt know much of the lore
Well his got general lore, but like story lore from other characters like Loken, Eidolon etc not alot

[fervent geode]

That’s very common

That’s my cousin even

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/mao-zedong-hello-chat-mao-gif-22461031

I have a suggestion for good lore.

[vagrant fox]

I hate Warhammer, I'm reading Eradicant and this buy just has the name of someone in my family

GW cant keep doing this

[fervent geode]

Scandi problems

They’ll never put Lai or Wong in

[vagrant fox]

At least there's Sun Lee

[celest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/billy-deadlock-deadlock-billy-billy-deadlock-impressed-gif-12165511078198689820

[rose thorn]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/ii931tqg/chronicles-of-ruin-the-nature-of-light/

[storm jungle]

its more that when you make a new strain of humanity thats entirely for mass-murder you wouldnt want them to breed out of control

see Super-Mutants from fallout

[vagrant fox]

unless, of course, you make them into women and then they crave the attention of nobody losers and want children with them

it's weird as hell dude

I could rant about that for whole seconds

[sharp pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/ai-cat-cat-edit-weird-cat-gif-7831841012128567990

[valid needle]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-huh-m4rtin-huh-huh-meme-what-cat-gif-5834484041415217257

[heady rivet]

Except that was the plan. That was the exact plan The Master had

[valid needle]

It wasn’t the enclaves plan

The master be like Fabius bile or something in this scenario

Enclave would be the emperor

[vagrant fox]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/648179640506122250/1494060118982004816/Screenshot_20260415_213903_com.whatsapp_edit_1225152859998990.jpg?ex=69e72a2a&is=69e5d8aa&hm=7f2e775a60e90c4f9f26c995e7bfbe3fbb31e2e692cb51528710381884ad47ba&

what

[cerulean trellis]

true

https://giphy.com/gifs/nature-monster-energy-Eehd2jcEDyWORUw2fH

white monster is life

[storm jungle]

Except it didnt work

dumbass

[valid needle]

Humanity triumphs over the mutant once again

[storm jungle]

Enclave Moment

[valid needle]

Basedclave

[heady rivet]

Yeah no dip but you said you WOULDNT want em banging when he was very clear on they SHOULD be banging

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-vendetta-resident-evil-vendetta-gunfight-chris-redfield-vs-glenn-chris-redfield-gunfight-chris-redfield-vs-glenn-arias-gif-4983116247939541975

the most realistic part of it is his subordinates not telling him the fact that they're infertile as to not make him upset

lmao

if only the Emperor was written this well

[heady rivet]

I like that he had a whole plan to make them breed and then never once was like "Hey I should check up on the birth rates btw"

[valid needle]

Who needs excellent writing when you have the aura

[storm jungle]

[storm jungle]

I forgot the reasoning for that but im 99% sure it was also explained

[storm jungle]

but also like-

hes a fucking melted cheese on a computer

so i get if he missed something lmao

[rancid cove]

supposedly smartest man ever
has reddit-level arguments, proceeds to lose argument in a book made to make him seem right
supposedly sees the future
heresy happens anyways

[storm jungle]

at least the Master if you prove him wrong went

"All my life's work, all the sufferingi caused... i need to go and end myself"

the Emperor meanwhile being the arch-redditor "NUH UH YOU'RE STUPID"

[rancid cove]

"I'm still right, kill yourself."

[storm jungle]

👆

Reminder that the entire custodian guard said making primarchs was a bad idea.

All of them

[celest dome]

Wait what lore set Space Marines as being able to have kids ?

[storm jungle]

and he still didnt listen

[storm jungle]

None lol

[heady rivet]

Nothing, ever

The closest we got is Space Wolf aspirants laying pipe

[storm jungle]

We're talking about super-mutants

[celest dome]

Oh

ok

[rancid cove]

creates the primarchs to be made into generals and treated like tools
was never supposed to treat them with human-actions
calls the primarchs his sons
is confused when primarchs get angry at him not acting like an actual father

[valid needle]

He successfully managed to wipe his galaxy of most of the xenos so I would call him a success.

[wary fulcrum]

You’d think

[storm jungle]

"most xenos"
Galaxy still filled with billions of aliens

[rancid cove]

One of them were also contained in the Ghoul Stars

[heady rivet]

Shoutout to that one in 2 that makes you his gimp if you cant beat him in arm wrestling

[wary fulcrum]

I mean that could technically still be ‘most’

[valid needle]

But less than before. Which is a W.

[storm jungle]

Bring out the gimp

[storm jungle]

Consideirng the amount of new aliens we still in 40k id disagree

[heady rivet]

Gonna have to find a better way than than to ban me

[storm jungle]

So you DO have one

📸

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/dave-chappelle-distraction-leave-peace-out-gif-15742132

[rancid cove]

Its also the fact 40k is a setting, there can still be millions of different xenos species out there that arent just mentioned because the writers dont wanna

Emps probably only killed 1% of xenos species

Or not even

[storm jungle]

Yeah this, also the galaxy is uhhh kinda huge. The Imperium itself is literally a spec of dust lol

[hallow plover]

makes the custodians to be his confidants, companions and counselors
ignores them

[heady rivet]

There is as many minor Xenos as the writers need

[storm jungle]

Actual politician

the Emperor likely would like someone like RFK as his confidant

"MY EMPEROR HRKKGH I THINK YOUR IDEAS ARE *HUERKGH GREATTTT"

[heady rivet]

And there's even some pre-FTL species out there that the Imperium knows about but their purging is "low priority"

[shadow plover]

Well duh, milk is yucky

[sharp pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/god-emperor-trump-gif-10021475819192123811

[valid needle]

Let’s not be pessimistic. You need to have hope.

[rancid cove]

has a psyker immortal friend who did everything he asked for
called him useless by the end of the heresy despite Malcador bringing up 100% of human-governors and politics into all of the systems they conquered

[shadow plover]

I've freed myself from MILK PROPAGANDA

you should as well

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

[shadow plover]

Milk is an ingredient, not a beverage

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/fact-checked-false-cowpoke-pooner-qianlong-gif-462743977075719081

[valid needle]

Not everyone can be as smart as Big E I’m afraid

[storm jungle]

bro is NOT Lord JD Vance

[rancid cove]

I mean after thinking a bit, all of the primarchs also got their stupidity from the Emperor

Magnus is taken by Emps, is told the most info about the Warp for years
is literally given more info than the other primarchs had
is told warp has bad creatures who WILL manipulate you
Magnus instantly makes deal with warp entities the instant he gets a chance to

[storm jungle]

Reminder that its entirely due to his actions that butterfly effected to have the entire galaxy split in half

[valid needle]

Not the emperors fault his son couldn’t swindle the warp entities like Daddy E could

[heady rivet]

Do you guys think the Emperor ever pooped or was he too perfect a biomancer for that

[rancid cove]

For a guy who supposedly saw the future he did not foresee a lot

[storm jungle]

average wizard moment

[valid needle]

This would imply the future is set and there’s not a million possibilities

[storm jungle]

....

the nwhy the fuck did he say he knows better

LMAO

[sharp pollen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/283984194382725124/1490803879149834250/HEV0d8SbYAEOBEN.png?ex=69e72f0e&is=69e5dd8e&hm=345a261184a41aae82099a790bcaae2147923193d86fb3cc99d972d930e8522d&

[valid needle]

Every man says that, it’s just a saying we have.

[storm jungle]

He literally says humanity is doomed when the webway plan fails as if there isnt any other way to fix said issue

[rancid cove]

The golden throne

[valid needle]

If my house gets hit with a bomb tomorrow I think I can confidently say my house is fucked

[storm jungle]

I think theres a difference between a fucking house and a multidimensional gate my homie

[valid needle]

Imagine if this meme had a different colour in it the server would be going crazy.

[rancid cove]

"Rest in peace my webway project it got hit by a bazooka"

[storm jungle]

I think about it everytime I hit the golden throne hookah

[storm jungle]

HUH???

😭

[valid needle]

It is a racist meme

But it hasn’t been deleted

[storm jungle]

its a joke buddy

[valid needle]

Strange

[storm jungle]

lol

[valid needle]

Racism is no joke buddy

[storm jungle]

Theres levels to it buddy

[rancid cove]

The Mechanicus after they realized they lost the STC to the best terminator armor ever and had to make new ones

[storm jungle]

mfer acting like its a curbstomp image

[wary fulcrum]

Can devils not be white?

[storm jungle]

That itself is racist ngl

[rancid cove]

You see
You're saying this as if white demons could be human

[storm jungle]

anyway since the user is effected ill remove it, rest in peace

[wary fulcrum]

Okay Grey Knight

[sharp pollen]

guys do you think space marine fans make their factions kill teams in the new tomodachi?

[rancid cove]

Find me 100 virgins to smear blood all over me I need to fight a white devil

[valid needle]

I’m just saying. It would have been immediately deleted if it was any other colour but white. Very interesting you see.

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/jose-mourinho-sweet-trouble

[celest dome]

Can someone Dm me the meme, I wonder what is is

[storm jungle]

its the above one lol

[valid needle]

Now post it with black in it. I bet you won’t

[heady rivet]

I mean I'm White anyway so this is no worse than a Black person saying the N word tbh

[rancid cove]

Im brazilian so can i call myself brazilian slurs

[valid needle]

Fair point, I concede my white boy.

I’m 1/5th Italian, can I have the italian slur pass?

[storm jungle]

bro is NOT Sopranos

[cerulean trellis]

random remidner that the "nice" grandfather nurgle is holdign a goddess hostage and feeds her his concoctions everyday
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-_P3nuNqudg

[storm jungle]

no no see they are in a nice cute romance

[heady rivet]

I was gonna post a black square over the image but I got lazy because my phone wouldnt let me so I just put Abelard over it

[storm jungle]

[heady rivet]

Cuz it wss the only PNG I had recently saved

[valid needle]

How much more lies can I take🤌

[rancid cove]

Abelard, kill this white devil

[storm jungle]

"How much more lies"
Dark Angels player

https://tenor.com/view/shalom-dog-funny-jewish-hanukkah-gif-793658373563256038

[valid needle]

You are Brazilian, you aren’t allowed to use our word.

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/why-are-you-booing-me-im-right-gif-10368876

[vagrant fox]

but the abuser is nice and loving ok

[rancid cove]

Im a white brazilian

Therefore i can

[valid needle]

What shade of A4

[rose thorn]

Boy oh golly I can show off that there is a dark angels successor that is a Danganropa reference

[rancid cove]

Cracker white
"Good evening, officer" white
No police stop white

[hallow plover]

Fair enough

[valid needle]

Impressive, very based. I am so white people mistake me for a police officer.

[rancid cove]

Do you shoot innocent civilians when a nut falls from a tree onto the roof of your car?

[raven stone]

https://tenor.com/view/troy-community-room-fire-pizza-gif-5612111

[valid needle]

I practice “Officer taking fire” in the mirror every morning.

[heady rivet]

I'M HIT

[rose thorn]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Angels_of_Defiance#

[rancid cove]

Nice, very good.

[valid needle]

Yeah AoD are pretty nut worthy

[raven stone]

Ah but do they fall to Nurgle corruption?

[rancid cove]

I wanna know what bro got hit by

[rose thorn]

Founded in the darkest hour of the Noctis Aeterna, the Angels of Defiance have inherited their Primarch's legendary tenacity and his Legion's ability to bear great suffering to achieve victory. Since their creation, the Chapter has become a beacon of hope beneath the pall of despair and have earned many commendations during the Indomitus Crusade.

[hallow plover]

Discount death guard tbh

[valid needle]

Angels of Vengeance are full dreamy bull stream nut though

[heady rivet]

By being an American cop forced to run for five (5) feet

[valid needle]

How the wiki writer felt writing peak sons of caliban content

I forget what Officer Sammaels patrol bike is called

[raven stone]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/mnliauvn/unleash-the-astra-militarum-motor-pool-with-new-detachments-from-armageddon/

[vagrant fox]

It's something like corvus or whatever I don't care to look up

[heady rivet]

One day that half-track will be an Escher party bus for me

[vagrant fox]

tracing your address live

[valid needle]

Nice try buddy

[vagrant fox]

zamn

[rancid cove]

I know where you live

Contacting big yahu now

[valid needle]

Yes King🤤

https://tenor.com/view/bending-janet-jackson-gif-18421566186464967830

[rose thorn]

You refuse to address the monokuma in the room

[valid needle]

I don’t know what that is

[rancid cove]

As a space marine fan: true

[rose thorn]

The chapter is a reference to a Japanese visual novel. The games talks about hope and despair constantly and this chapter was in the 8th edition dark angel’s codex which released a few months after the third game

[valid needle]

Oh cool

I don’t really watch the anime stuff but that’s pretty funny

[rose thorn]

People fucking hate danganropa which is why it’s funny

[rancid cove]

Danganronpa is peak

The games are, the anime sucks

[raven stone]

Why do people hate it? Like I am aware of the premise and then some but it isn't exactly...well, you know...bad.

[rose thorn]

It’s woke and it’s super upsetting so both kinds of angry Twitter users hate it

[raven stone]

Why...what...how much are people reading into the damn thing lol

It's just a story about a psychotic teenaged Nurgle Cultist driving everyone insane!

[rose thorn]

The first game has a trans character before trans was a known thing and the third game has like, a lesbian love triangle

[raven stone]

That is what people focus on!? Come on 🤣 man they certainly lack for real life worries ...

[rose thorn]

The other end of the spectrum is that well, making teenagers* kill each other

[raven stone]

Yea well I mean a villain's gotta villain....somehow

[vagrant fox]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/y3qjzfux/new40k-chaplain-with-jump-pack-revealed/

close enough, hello again lemartes

[rose thorn]

Yeah it’s just people who wanna be angry are angry about it

[rose thorn]

I forgot 40K doesn’t have prayer lores, I was gonna be like “oh I wonder if he will have a unique prayer spell”

[raven stone]

Looks like a plastic Primaris remaster of that one metal Chaplain from way back when

[rose thorn]

First Armageddon model I like more than dislike

Also

It’s this guy with a jump pack

[rancid cove]

Not really

The pose is just slightly similar

[storm jungle]

Yeah basically the same thing

lap it up 🗣️

[rose thorn]

the BT one is in thicker armor to be fair

[vagrant fox]

just uh

goosey up the old titus model

add a jump pack and a skull helmet

and mirror it

[rose thorn]

LMAO

also the new guard detachment seems REALLY good

for melee guard

[heady rivet]

My chud professor is forcing us to generate AI slop for a grade

[copper island]

would killteam be easier to get into rather than bighammer

and if i were to get into killteam, which box should i start off with

[wary fulcrum]

Generate an image of AI doing his job whilst he works a manual labour job

[rose thorn]

??????????????

what if you just do it by hand lol

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/mao-zedong-hello-chat-mao-gif-22461031

There is a cheaper option

[rose thorn]

space marines get like 8 new foot heroes every year and every time they are fucking bad

why do they refuse to make them good lol

[copper island]

what is the cheaper optionn

[queen laurel]

NO

DON'T ASK HIM shit

[heady rivet]

NECROMUNDA

#40k-lore-chat message

See here

And I can help you aquire the books. Legally, of course

[copper island]

yeah but i dont want to play necromunda

[heady rivet]

We can fix this

[nocturne crest]

https://fxtwitter.com/Rebellion/status/2046213953135468734

Rebellion (@Rebellion)

New teaser trailer for @RogueTrooper is here!
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[queen laurel]

yeah Kill team is way cheaper

[heady rivet]

A killteam is like 70 bucks

[queen laurel]

compared to 40k tt

not necromunda

[heady rivet]

Well Necromunda simply price-mogs both

[scenic trout]

"Your human made slop bores me"

[storm jungle]

ROGUE TROOPER?

IN 2026???

[scenic trout]

I am a new head, I never heard of rogue trooper before? But that looks interesting

[lament shoal]

Imo yes. Also just pick a box of the faction that interests you the most. What’s most important is knowing what your kt specializes in and building your strategy around that

[storm jungle]

Its from 2000AD

one of the many inspirations for 40k

[lament shoal]

I started with Kasrkin. Its still currently the only kt I own but they’re fun to play

[valid needle]

Nightlords

[storm jungle]

im half sure Rogue Trader's "rogue" part literally comes from Rogue Trooper lol

[nocturne crest]

It's a movie.

[valid needle]

The sisters of battle one is cool too

[storm jungle]

its a comic

[nocturne crest]

It's a comic that is getting a movie.

[scenic trout]

I am not entirely familiar with the comic books industry but just seeing it also has judge dredd in same IP?

[storm jungle]

That trailer looks like a comic to me, not sure

[storm jungle]

Judge Dredd is also a part of it yeah, 2000AD is basically an anthology of stories that take place in grimdark sci-fi settings

it is where some of the greatest comics/nerd creators of the last two decades came from generally

[nocturne crest]

https://rebellion.com/the-rogue-trooper-movie-teaser-trailer/

[storm jungle]

Still not sure

[scenic trout]

that a lot of funny folks

[storm jungle]

yeah Dredd and Rogue Trooper are the surface of the iceberg lol

[scenic trout]

That two headed dogs??

Lmao

[storm jungle]

Lmao yeah like i said crazy sci-fi shit

its a wild series

[scenic trout]

[nocturne crest]

I might give it a read.

[lament shoal]

Chudge Dredd

[scenic trout]

If the movie is gonna be theatrical, I might give it a shot

the teaser and images looks interesting

[rancid cove]

GW when it comes to creating names:

Jaquin Porneaux

[hollow lantern]

Fuckin love Shakara

[storm jungle]

THE goat

[hollow lantern]

Would highly recommend them to basically anyone interested ngl

If you already like 40k I think you have a foot in the door

[vagrant fox]

This freak has major pervert vibes

[storm jungle]

Yeah again all of this shit is what inspired the ridiculousness of 40k

The founding nerds of 40k were all 2000AD fans, also authors like even Abnett wrote some stuff in it

[steel ingot]

it was like a combo of 2000ad and heavy metal

though i feel like heavy metal had more of an influence cause 2000ad was influenced by heavy metal

[storm jungle]

2000AD was the main cause but yea

[rose thorn]

Not mine

[arctic talon]

Average ironjawz player

[hallow plover]

Another space marine model! 🙌

[limpid granite]

Its peak

[cerulean trellis]

i am waitring for that... patiently

[valid needle]

It’s peak

[storm jungle]

one of THE chaplains of all time

anyway next ork model please

[cerulean trellis]

i might be wrong but doesn't blade runern stem from 2000AD?

[storm jungle]

it was inspired by Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep

thats like the only thing they list iirc

[cerulean trellis]

mah bad then ^^

[storm jungle]

all good

[rancid cove]

Is there a good rating chart for the HH novels series to see which books are worth reading? Cause im NOT reading 54 novels

[arctic talon]

Watch Ian’s video on it

[rancid cove]

i gotta find time to read the Black Books man

[rancid cove]

[arctic talon]

He gives a rating to every heresy book

[raven stone]

The lore bits of the black books are now officially free to download from Warhammer Community page itself

[sharp pollen]

https://fxtwitter.com/Emz_Cast/status/2045610944269545934?s=20

🎨 Emz_Cast 🎨 ➡️LVL UP EXPO (@Emz_Cast)

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[rancid cove]

I have all of the Black Books full downloaded

I just didnt have time to read them

gotta download some codexes and imperial armour later aswell

[arctic talon]

Tbf Cecil could always lie lmao

[sharp pollen]

[arctic talon]

“We dumped his body in an incinerator mark, I have no clue how he lived”

Type shit

[vagrant fox]

Cecil is a goober

Just teleport away

[arctic talon]

FIFA finally encountering the only thing more corrupt then them

New Jersey

[wary fulcrum]

This minus all the anti capitalist sentiment

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-soprano-sopranos-soprano-noiatwt-minions-engraçados-gif-8461420720252983033

[vagrant fox]

oh the train tickets thing

What a beautiful place

[arctic talon]

All the poor Europeans with normal walkable cities saying they’ll walk to the stadium 💀

[wary fulcrum]

I wonder if it’s a Boys Homelander thing were mark can hear if Cecil is lying by like, heart beat or some shit

[arctic talon]

He can’t tell when Cecil is lying or telling the truth

So prolly not

[vagrant fox]

Poor lads, I tried to do a google maps thing of only following walkeable pavement and such in a few US cities and it was completely impossible

especially florida

[arctic talon]

Anything outside of the west side of the US, parts of Texas, and the North East are like genuinely hell

[heady rivet]

To be fair you'd have to be a sick fucking crazy person to want to walk anywhere in Florida

[arctic talon]

It isn’t to say they’re walkable

But there’s a difference between “walkable” and “fuck you die to traffic”

New Jersey falls into the “fuck you die die die die die to cars”

[vagrant fox]

I didn't wanna walk in Florida I just wanted to see if my friend was right when he visited Disneyland

[languid meadow]

we should let that place sink into the swamp

[vagrant fox]

People were whinging about the bicycle infrastructure being bad here because you couldn't bicycle from one town to the next conveniently

i'll never take the sidewalk for granted again

[hollow lantern]

NJ native here, yeah, concurred

NJ native who walks for a living, in fact

[arctic talon]

FIFA genuinely running into something more corrupt then it

Is so fucking funny

[vagrant fox]

Gotta see what my dad has to say about that, he needs his football

[arctic talon]

It’s like poisoning a creature made entirely out of poison

[hollow lantern]

What's the context of FIFA and NJ

[arctic talon]

World Cup is there, NJ decided to it would raise public transit prices on everything to the stadium lol

[hollow lantern]

Lmfao

Yeah that checks out

[vagrant fox]

exceedingly funny

[celest dome]

So I guess fuck the people that live on those lines ?

[vagrant fox]

I'm assuming that's normal for New Jersey

[arctic talon]

It’s New Jersey so yes

[viral halo]

New Jersey mentioned I have arrived

[arctic talon]

FIFA vs NJ

Who wins the corrupt off

[hollow lantern]

You also from NJ?

[viral halo]

FIFA since they’ve literally used slavery to build stadiums in the Middle East

[fervent geode]

You think they’ll serve pork roll egg and cheese at the stadium at least

[viral halo]

Monmouth county

[hollow lantern]

Camden County

[celest dome]

And in Russia iirc

Or was that the Olympics ?

[arctic talon]

No that was FIFA

[hollow lantern]

Small world

[celest dome]

Might have been both

[arctic talon]

I’m referring to the one they’re having rn not overall

[celest dome]

Was it the US or Quatar that was rumoured to have been rigged ? With the paper slip that was way different or something

[viral halo]

I’m so sorry

[rose thorn]

… ? What?

[fervent geode]

Corruption v Corruption

[viral halo]

north Jersey going to be a nightmare w the World Cup

[hollow lantern]

Lmfao yeah, I used to do social work in Camden proper

[viral halo]

Not gonna be able to get anywhere

[viral halo]

Oh god

[hollow lantern]

I deliver mail there now

Fun times

Monmouth is nice tho

Ashbury park is cool

[celest dome]

Honestly hope the Mondial just break

and doesn't work

[viral halo]

I considered stopping teaching to take a mail carrier job in point pleasant

[hollow lantern]

So what I'll tell you is that I work 6 12s every single week

But the Camden annex is also really fucked up

Idk what it's like to be a CCA anywhere else

[arctic talon]

Ngl

Idk what it is but I can identify NJ pretty easily on geo guesser somehow

I have no clue why

[viral halo]

It has 3 distinguishable regions

[arctic talon]

It’s like the one US city I can do it with 💀

[viral halo]

Pine barons
Suburbs
Highway

[arctic talon]

Good point

[viral halo]

And the random beach towns

[viral halo]

Can’t wait for summer so I can just go rot in LBI

[hollow lantern]

4th biome, Atlantic City casinos

[viral halo]

I think I’d rather get blown up then go to AC

That place sucks lmao

[hollow lantern]

I grew up around AC

Grandparents lived there

So I'd spend my summers on brigantine beach and eating at the buffets

[celest dome]

Is New Jersey the place where you have that Mothman ?

[hollow lantern]

Nah

We got the jersey devil

[viral halo]

I grew up in suburbia

[celest dome]

Is it a cool thing ?

[arctic talon]

Mothman is like Appalachia

So like Virginia

[hollow lantern]

Really old art of it

[arctic talon]

Appalachia has a lot of weird cryptids lol

[hollow lantern]

I think it's cool tbh

Jersey Devil has a lot of neat history behind it

You can visit the birth house of it, Leeds Family place

[brave owl]

american cryptids are honestly some of the stupidest looking things that have come out of myth

[rose thorn]

idaho has sharlie!

[celest dome]

Eh

Tbf there are some weird stuff in Europe and Asia too

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/scary-conspiracy-gif-7708337399909133210

Nah there’s a lot of stupid US ones lol

They’re great though

[hollow lantern]

That's just an enemy from silent Hill

[celest dome]

I like quite a lot of the Yoruba stuff in Africa though

[arctic talon]

That’s the joy of cryptids and weird mythological shit

[celest dome]

Dunno if Myth or Cryptid though

[fervent geode]

Don’t bring up the forest man

He’s literally real

Istg

[hollow lantern]

Idk I like JD but it's my cryptid, yk?

[brave owl]

myth/cryptid is the same thing 😛

[fervent geode]

Not really

[brave owl]

cryptids is just recent history

when the apocalypse happens, it will become myth

[rose thorn]

have you see the old night cralwer video?

[fervent geode]

Myths usually have some cultural or historic significance, like hantu pontianak

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/fresno-nightcrawler-cryptid-sped-up-gif-9123906358029250852

[fervent geode]

Cryptids are usually just scary fuckers someone claimed to saw

Like the forest man

[brave owl]

theres a cool myth of the whale Wolf

[arctic talon]

If the fucking Fresno nightcrawler becomes a myth I’m killing myself

[fervent geode]

But he’s real and he’s just an orangutan istg

[spring cairn]

only good part of american culture

[celest dome]

I once met the son of the "father" of Cryptozoology.
Was a Dentist iirc, quite nice and could go at length about his parents work

[vagrant fox]

My grandma would say a warning out loud to warn the little people before she poured anything outside

[hallow plover]

What's a forest man?

[spring cairn]

cryptids...

[vagrant fox]

those fuckers will annihilate your cow if you disrespect them

[brave owl]

https://preview.redd.it/my-first-thought-after-encountering-the-akhlut-a-hybrid-v0-cnqwc3de5y4a1.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=531187b6da0648dcabab051d4eef1b0c7bff1473

Inuit ^

[fervent geode]

It’s a myth in SE Asia that there are humanoid things in the forests

[arctic talon]

China has a cryptid that’s a giant man eating tiger with wings

[fervent geode]

They observe humanity and can speak with great articulation but won’t leave

[arctic talon]

[spring cairn]

there's humanoid forest creatures in every folklore

[fervent geode]

Think I’ve seen art of that one before lol

[fervent geode]

No but it’s real here

[spring cairn]

i think at some point, everyone saw like a crazy guy in the voods

[fervent geode]

It’s called a fucking orangutan and ffs it’s not talking

[celest dome]

I thought that was just part of Mythos ?

[brave owl]

old basilisks used to look really fuckings tupid

I like our redesigns now

[arctic talon]

Theres the myth one and the cryptid one

The cryptid one lives in cities

[celest dome]

Basilisks is the Stone maker one ?

[spring cairn]

orangutan are real

[celest dome]

I like the Guild War 2 ones, 1 eyed lizards

[fervent geode]

The myth one is one of four

[spring cairn]

are they not

[fervent geode]

Evil guys

[fervent geode]

They are

Forest men here are literally from Dutch people seeing Orangutans and going

Ohhhhhh

[brave owl]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRb6ZbUODGQPfdNMJnXqp4MvCGIdQu51gW6FA&s

[fervent geode]

Evil forest man

[celest dome]

2 blinds fellows thinking Orang Outan area real 🚬

[rose thorn]

LMAO ive seenmore fursonas of this thing then actually ever hearing baout it

[spring cairn]

oranguntans are scary

i get it

[fervent geode]

Blud I’ve seen one

They’re chill mfs

[brave owl]

the original thing is cool lol

[fervent geode]

I’d smoke with them

[spring cairn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1439809540488167444/1462819079839809600/attachment.gif

[celest dome]

You've seen what the gouvernement wanted you to see

[vagrant fox]

same thing as birds being drones

orangutans the same

[fervent geode]

Then again it did look like my uncle

[celest dome]

Tbh, Orangutans do seem like the most chill primate to meet

[fervent geode]

Unless you piss them off they are pretty intelligent and docile from what I’ve seen

[brave owl]

I don't think Orangutans typically attack humans

[fervent geode]

They don’t

[brave owl]

Chimps however

will fuck you up

[fervent geode]

Orang Utans will also fuck you up in the wild if you scare them or taunt them

And tbh so do humans

[brave owl]

same with about any creature

Chimps are just more prone to it

[fervent geode]

True

[rose thorn]

i wnana see one fo these things break it down funky style

[brave owl]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRnmRni0hE12a6Zag18aWUnYiQsPbCIDRw8sA&s

Medjed

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[brave owl]

Thats an actual Egyptian God, supposedly

[fervent geode]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-sus-gif-2558655191726498734

[spring cairn]

fresno nightcrawlers are so absurd and not real they loop back around to being cool

[rocky gale]

Noooo you gotta be gentle or they'll explode

[fervent geode]

If you go up to a nightcrawler and say “Sus” what do they do

[brave owl]

"I know the name of that smiter [i.e., Medjed] among them who belongs to the House of Osiris, who shoots with his eyes, yet is unseen. The sky is encircled with the fiery blast of his mouth and Hāpi makes report, yet he is unseen."

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-spare-trousers-what-is-balatro-gif-3837311494209949974

[brave owl]

one of the only known text about Medjed

[rose thorn]

new pain boy baiscally confirmed

[fervent geode]

This what happened after Set vented in electrical

[languid meadow]

thank god we're getting a new weird boy

because holy shit

also god they were so green back then

like greener than green

[limpid granite]

what is wrong with you?!?!

why are you green???

[brave owl]

Har har ha har

MORBIUUUS

[fervent geode]

[rose thorn]

SHE LIVES

[storm jungle]

For now...

[spring cairn]

the square bases must die

[rocky gale]

Luv me Sorceress

(｡♥‿♥｡)

[sharp pollen]

insert goth gf joke

[vagrant fox]

put him in the breaking wheel

[sharp pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-invincible-edit-invincible-meme-i-am-invincible-sinister-mark-gif-9303518474750223498

[rose thorn]

make her into a P2G character oooo

[rocky gale]

They must have dug an old Chimera out of a forgotten storage box

Didn't even bother to dust it off

[limpid granite]

enviromental storytelling

[rocky gale]

You can see the dust and hair on the tracks

Scammer

https://tenor.com/view/gem-alarm-gem-alert-chud-redditor-gem-gif-6415505554061588689

[daring creek]

Its kinda hard to hate marines when you see the dow1 cinematic trailer

I love everything about it sm

[storm jungle]

Its pretty easy lol

bro is too lost in the sauce

[daring creek]

Okay but listen it looks awesome ok

[rancid cove]

Space Marines are cool if you hate them you're weirdge

[daring creek]

I like seeing both orks and marines die

And the dreadnought is so pawesome

[storm jungle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/735819155608961044/1083402565590458368/Bonk.gif

[daring creek]

LMFAO

[heady rivet]

That thing is gonna be a mobile synth still one day upon my shelf...

[daring creek]

You can't tell me its not hard asf

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/wesker-no-wesker-no-no

[limpid granite]

The knight punching through the aeldari titan

[storm jungle]

thats not a titan

[arctic talon]

thats another knight

smh

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[arctic talon]

You can tell if its an Eldar knight or an eldar titan by the "head" very easily

Eldar knights have the blank face

Eldar titans have a big eldar head with eyes

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-west-kobe-bryant-kobe-system-what-does-that-mean-confused-gif-5433109

[limpid granite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1124335205650538509/1283126260775784529/bonk_loop.gif

[storm jungle]

me when a marine fan knows nothing beyond their buzzlightyear toys

https://tenor.com/view/jj-laughing-lol-haha-laugh-gif-17577715

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/arknights-dusk-nian-bean-gif-11284461232767828623

[heady rivet]

I'm gonna buy that half-track and turn it into a party bus for my drug dealing Escher queens

[rocky gale]

That I understand

Continue

[summer mural]

aaaaaaaaaaaaa

https://tenor.com/view/conquest-invincible-invincible-season-4-oliver-behind-gif-7275725273397757851

AAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

HNHHHHHHHHNHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGG

[storm jungle]

what is it freeman

[vagrant fox]

dilara in evilmode i see

[summer mural]

nothing im venting

[storm jungle]

venting about what

[summer mural]

about my entire life

[heady rivet]

We're smoking unfiltered crack and doing drive-by laserings on all the male Enforcers in the sector

[heady rivet]

Fork found in kitchen

[fervent geode]

https://tenor.com/view/pif-amoung-us-impostor-pif-amoung-us-impostor-kitchen-pantry-pif-kitchen-pantry-pif0855kitchen-pantry-gif-18651404

He vented

[vagrant fox]

i don't own forks

[rocky gale]

Oh did you hear, one of the Invincible writers confirmed that Carl Quest is canon in one of the alternate dimensions

We got an Atom Eve special, lets see if we can get a Carl Quest special

[storm jungle]

I saw lmao