It’s a fun dynamic
#40k-lore-chat
arctic talon
They kidnap both boys and girls, not everyone shows up in aspirant trials either
It’s unclear what happens to the other people they kidnap including adults
near wasp
They need serfs
arctic talon
They need serfs
Except they’re never fucking seen again sometimes
vagrant fox
Need chum for the ocean beasts ig
arctic talon
Weird ass sally sucessors
lol
They’re fun though
Of the primaris sally sucessors they’re prolly my favorite for being so
Weird
Dragon spears just eat people and each other
vagrant fox
Sounds like they'll slot into the #1 best salamander bunch
for me
also elite I need you to explain
arctic talon
It’s usually for memes or dares
jade holly
Salamanders when they discover a new Xenos
vagrant fox
I'm nice I keep it PG13
near wasp
What the actual fuck
arctic talon
Anyways dm me that video
vagrant fox
Deeply mysterious sino soul
arctic talon
I need it for my smoking memes collection
vagrant fox
🫡
arctic talon
Deeply mysterious sino soul
The disgust on his face as he draws is what really makes it gold
Tbh
I hope he cleaned that shit
jade holly
Dynamic posing has just been unlocked 
vagrant fox
I dunno, could be clean and I'd still make that face after smoking through a chicken
vagrant fox
yeah
near wasp
I've lost my pipe before but never in my life have I looked at a chicken and decided I'd smoke through that
vagrant fox
Perhaps you are a coward
arctic talon
The chicken torment nexus
arctic talon
Our chickens are very dirty
Tbf so are Chinese chickens lol
vagrant fox
I feel like I've seen some wildass things on douyin for street food
storm jungle
oh my god dude
THEY MADE ANOTHER CHUD SUBREDDIT
4th fucking one now, "Istvaan III survivors"
spare osprey
What the Helly.
storm jungle
Reminder that you have to be the most largest chuds on the internet to have your subreddit banned
plush mason
THEY MADE ANOTHER CHUD SUBREDDIT
they never give up
storm jungle
im howling
storm jungle
they never give up
ngl at this point its funny
this one is gonna get banned in a few months too lmao
storm jungle
Real.
arctic talon
They can fight to the death with the other denizens of 4chan’s /tg/ board
vagrant fox
Isn't 8chan dead
plush mason
Isn't 8chan dead
no idea i try to avoid anything to do with those sites lol
arctic talon
Isn't 8chan dead
Idk maybe
vagrant fox
Filters for the best and worst shit lol
ok I checked and it's a lot of slop, a lot of crab eating videos
arctic talon
Their subreddits
vagrant fox
Good thing r*ddit won't suggest Horussloppesy to me again
rose thorn
This is a dumb question but I’m gonna ask anyway
How is yarrick one handing a full sized storm bolter
Is it cybernetics or named character aura buff
I don’t think any other non vehicle or ogryn gaurd hold a storm bolter
storm jungle
He just is
vagrant fox
He is just him
storm jungle
^ thats literally the answer yea lmao
vagrant fox
Might be a pattern suited for a more normal person but nothing I know indicates that
storm jungle
They just gave him one because it looks cool
arctic talon
This is a dumb question but I’m gonna ask anyway
How is yarrick one handing a f...
He’s just built different
Storm bolters were a valid wargear option for veterans in the past
rose thorn
That’s what I thoguht
rose thorn
Storm bolters were a valid wargear option for veterans in the past
Really ?
vagrant fox
Whatfor, the cowards
Was it kasrkin that used storm bolters?
or had a model that did
timid pasture
When will Vulkan come back?
arctic talon
Was it kasrkin that used storm bolters?
It was just generic vets. Kasrkin had fixed wargear to hotshot
Or the special weapons
storm jungle
When will Vulkan come back?
When money wants them to
arctic talon
At the current rate of release
vagrant fox
at this rate it'll be a while yea
storm jungle
Vulkan is like one of the most inconsequential primarchs alongside his Chapter
timid pasture
I want leman russ, the khan, Vulkan, corvus corax and Fulgrim to come back :(
storm jungle
Fulgrim is already back
Leman will be next edition
Khan, Vulkan and Corvus is like years away lol
superhero slop
timid pasture
Fulgrim is already back
oh he is?
steel ingot
its so funny too cause statistically with whats given to the lizard boys they should be an outright force to be reckoned with, along with their eternal ass primarch
arctic talon
Bro missed the minis
vagrant fox
It was just generic vets. Kasrkin had fixed wargear to hotshot
I was thinking of this allegedly unreleased guy
steel ingot
but i guess vulkan has to surf dracula his way back to relevancy or something
arctic talon
I was thinking of this allegedly unreleased guy
Oh that’s the heavy bolter dude
I thought
It’s still so fucking funny the old kasrkin moulds got stolen lol
vagrant fox
hell if I know it's just got two shooty holes
storm jungle
its so funny too cause statistically with whats given to the lizard boys they sh...
Given?
Salamanders barely have anything
steel ingot
their fuckin super cool treasure hunt
storm jungle
Dark Angels are the ones with all the unique WMD and rare wargear
steel ingot
how bad can they be at it
timid pasture
Vulkan is like one of the most inconsequential primarchs alongside his Chapter
What does inconsequential mean btw
vagrant fox
It’s still so fucking funny the old kasrkin moulds got stolen lol
Very strange event in the world of warhammers
spare osprey
Fwameflowmer Mareens.
timid pasture
I forgor ☹️
storm jungle
What does inconsequential mean btw
As in "doesnt matter"
timid pasture
Ahhhhhhh
storm jungle
Salamanders are not really important on the business front
plush mason
Oh that’s the heavy bolter dude
its got 2 barrels
sharp mist
ahahahaha
steel ingot
plus also they're LOADED with meltas which if you ask me are the most consequential gun in 40k~~ but thats just because i like them~~
arctic talon
its got 2 barrels
Some heavy bolters have 2 barrels
timid pasture
REVIVE SANGUINIUS!!
timid pasture
I miss him i miss him i miss him
steel ingot
with how people were talking right before the fall of cadia got put to lore you'd of believe leman russ would come out of the eye of terror before abaddon did
arctic talon
But they’ll go through all the living ones first
vagrant fox
bleas, no
spare osprey
I want Ferrus Manus to return.
-# Just to fuckin' confuse people.
arctic talon
with how people were talking right before the fall of cadia got put to lore you'...
People thought Russ would be the first back lol
storm jungle
i wish this setting was beyond just primarchs lol
steel ingot
put his head back on he'll turn back on
arctic talon
i wish this setting was beyond just primarchs lol
Me want the next Phoenix lords
steel ingot
real turn it off and on again type guy
arctic talon
Anyways GW ignoring the primarchs for warzone and campaign rulebooks is good
vagrant fox
Phoenix lords would be cool
arctic talon
It makes the setting smaller when they’re focused on
steel ingot
i think 40k has been pretty neat without the primarchs trying to establish their silly order
plush mason
Me want the next Phoenix lords
lmao eldar getting new minis, great joke
steel ingot
something about sons with aimless goals thinking their dead dads would be proud (they wouldn't) really fit the tone
vagrant fox
When the shadow spectres return you won't be laughing then
arctic talon
I’ll drink your blood 
steel ingot
but alas bobby g has to big bobby around the galaxy
plush mason
They literally do
aspect warriors?
timid pasture
something about sons with aimless goals thinking their dead dads would be proud ...
They would!!
steel ingot
iunno about all of them
arctic talon
aspect warriors?
Yes, aside from dire avengers who had newish minis already.
Karandras is the only original phoenix lord not updated yet
Also the new Vyper
And the corsairs
lol
spare osprey
but alas bobby g has to big bobby around the galaxy
I love him Ultramarine-ing all over half the galaxy.
arctic talon
Gulliman is barely relevant
Why do people act like he’s all the setting is focused on
languid meadow
Prob because of uhh
steel ingot
i know he isnt i just dont like him
languid meadow
The fucking fire books
Had a lot of him
And that's what was coming out for a bit
steel ingot
plus with how ultramarines are perceived his presence is like 100x'd regardless of how actually relevant he is
he's essentially got like 24/7 taunt ability on
plush mason
Why do people act like he’s all the setting is focused on
because the setting is focused on his chapter so by proxy get also gets the flak
steel ingot
and also as mentioned just dont like em
vagrant fox
wisdom
arctic talon
languid meadow
UM have only really been focused on lately when it came to Gman outside of games other marine slop was like
steel ingot
dumb idiot playing his mind palace how bout you mind palace some bitches for yourself
languid meadow
Chaos stuff
Also random raptors appearance
Most marine books recently have been chaos iirc
vagrant fox
I should be put in charge of GW there would be no returning primarchs, a vote for me is a vote for an imperium in a worse state
steel ingot
10k more year of chaos supremacy engaged les go baby
turn off the gellar fields we're getting GOOPY
vagrant fox
I'd show Tom Kirby how to run a company into the ground
storm jungle
Why do people act like he’s all the setting is focused on
because hes captain america stand-in
also what everyone looks in a heroic figure if you are brainless
white
blonde
gigachad face
lmao
languid meadow
I'll be skinned but chaos marines are just as boring as normal marines
steel ingot
it kinda fucks me up that space marine gene seed gigachad filters your face
languid meadow
They're still marines
steel ingot
its honestly hilarious
arctic talon
I wanted maelstrom to be a Huron L and therefore a chaos L
But unfortunately
No one won
Smh
jade holly
@storm jungle rate my Knight and Titan proxies
vagrant fox
Perturabo is going to lose, trust
jade holly
arctic talon
I need chaos to take a fat fucking L in a campaign book already
steel ingot
visor metroplex the goat
languid meadow
Like yeah marine characters are cool but they're still marines
storm jungle
<@166943308231344128> rate my Knight and Titan proxies
Pretty good, candy colors help
jade holly
visor metroplex the goat
I think his helmet is a bit broken so I have to not mess with it too much
vagrant fox
I should read the Maelstrom stuff
languid meadow
I think they'll give perty the win unless they bring back Russ to fight him or something
Then he loses
Like how angron gets walloped by lion
vagrant fox
I won't allow Pertursnoozo to win
steel ingot
Why do people act like he’s all the setting is focused on
but legitamately i think the answer is akin to why people still think AoS sucks cause it "killed the setting" regardless of any positive or meaningful change set to 40k he is still ultramarines big daddy, and ultramarines suck because they do, thus he's just got the target on his head from fans and "fans" alike because thats just how the internet works
storm jungle
^
arctic talon
💀
steel ingot
well no im using a comparatively thing
like as in a complaint about something that isnt actually true
and blown out of proportion by the internet
IE AoS killed the setting thus its bad
arctic talon
@storm jungle is this true
languid meadow
The only thing I hate about AoS besides model wise (half the factions still need updating or are just redundant) is that..
storm jungle
<@166943308231344128> is this true
NOOOOOOOOOOO
steel ingot
maybe phrased poorly but you get what i mean
arctic talon
Well
languid meadow
I preferred the smaller scale of fantasy but it's whatevs
languid meadow
AoS is still good
arctic talon
I’d rather take AoS
I also like AoS
In retrospect
But AoS 1e was total fucking dogshit lol
vagrant fox
why should the AoSers be happy when I'm not
daring creek
<@166943308231344128> is this true
why is mcdonalds just there
languid meadow
No Warhammer fan should be happy
storm jungle
why is mcdonalds just there
Capitalism
arctic talon
why is mcdonalds just there
It’s in fucking Mecca
languid meadow
That's my motto
arctic talon
No Warhammer fan should be happy
You want em like this every day?
vagrant fox
You want em like this every day?
I require context for this
steel ingot
i think he lost nationals or something
vagrant fox
Why won't homie let him finish his drink
steel ingot
anyways i came in here with a question and i fuckin forgot
vagrant fox
go on, ask
steel ingot
got sidetracked being one of salamanders least needed defenders
storm jungle
Everyone laps up Salamanders you dont need to defend them lmao
languid meadow
You want em like this every day?
How it felt in here during adepticon after the 15th tech error
vagrant fox
I am the strongest salamander hater you don't need to defend them
arctic talon
Why won't homie let him finish his drink
You’re not allowed to drink alcohol in esports broadcasts
languid meadow
Why dedicate time to hating them bro
steel ingot
he even hates the color green
languid meadow
They already get shit novels
steel ingot
its crazy
languid meadow
That's like punching a toddler
arctic talon
Also it was setup as a skit
languid meadow
RAPTORS RAAAAH
arctic talon
If anyone says any of those are underrated I’m hacking their limbs off with a jackhammer
storm jungle
they already do
vagrant fox
fucking
storm jungle
"whats your favorite chapter"
lists the most famous ones
arctic talon
Let the limb hacking begin
vagrant fox
In Steve Lyons magnum shitty Restless Dead he brings up kriegers using shovels twice
steel ingot
my favorite is the crimson fists, my dads space marines were those guys
rose thorn
steel ingot
so they were my first exposure to space marines
arctic talon
Crimson fists scheme is pretty
vagrant fox
It's been like a week and that novel is still annoying me
steel ingot
i used to think ultramarines were crimson fists without the power fists cause i was like 10
rose thorn
A chapter to be underrated I think it should be mentioned less than greyknights
They should be our base line
queen laurel
I always be rolling up deep with my black Dragons
steel ingot
my favorite underrated chapter are the iron hands
queen laurel
Awesome as hell chapter
rose thorn
LMAO
celest dome
Some people are just not born with good taste 🚬
rose thorn
Gonna take this moment to push libators propaganda
limpid granite
RAPTORS RAAAAH
raptors chapter pack coming soon btw
vagrant fox
Why dedicate time to hating them bro
I like whinging also
rose thorn
Gonna take this moment to push libators propaganda
My favorite chapter
storm jungle
raptors chapter pack coming soon btw
rose thorn
raptors chapter pack coming soon btw
Why
spare osprey
Aren't the Mentors wierdly niche/barely spoken of despite being one of the first Space Marines ever made?
rose thorn
Just, green Raven guard
vagrant fox
raptors schmaptors, sensible marines should be deleted
storm jungle
Aren't the Mentors wierdly niche/barely spoken of despite being one of the first...
Yea, no one cares about Mentors because they're actually creative and interesting
languid meadow
greenary
steel ingot
not even the coolest green chapter
rose thorn
Yea, no one cares about Mentors because they're actually creative and interestin...
Truth nuke
steel ingot
the coolest green chapter are obviously like uh
iunno the subjugators
with their minty fresh paint scheme
spare osprey
Yea, no one cares about Mentors because they're actually creative and interestin...
They show up in one book last decade that wasn't even about them, no?
steel ingot
(i think its the subjugators with that mint green)
storm jungle
They show up in *one* book last decade that wasn't even about them, no?
one of them also helps smuggle a Callidus to kill the new chapter master of the Celesital Lions lmaooooo
spare osprey
one of them also helps smuggle a Callidus to kill the new chapter master of the ...
-# Well dat's jus' rude.
vagrant fox
The Celestial Lions deserved it for being mean
rose thorn
We live in a cruel timeline when the shields of ultramar are less popular than the fucking checks phone the Medusa marines
steel ingot
i love crimson fists even more upon getting further into 40k because they're just raw as fuck, despite the insane losses on ryns world that story to me is a quintessential space marines story, plus plus PLUS they rock power fists like they're going outta style and its like the coolest power weapon ever made
wildly unwieldy and really stupid looking on older models but good lord do i love power fists
just a demonstrably stupid weapon its metal as fuck
vagrant fox
I appreciate that little missile incident about them
storm jungle
best part of the story ngl
realistic malfunctions and incidents like that make it more fun to read lol
rose thorn
Why do people like raptors when Necropolis Hawks are just cooler raptors
steel ingot
because guys they're the first marines to think look at this one codex blurb i read on the warhammer wiki
storm jungle
Why do people like raptors when Necropolis Hawks are just cooler raptors
They are the tacticool marines
rose thorn
They are the tacticool marines
By… scraping off stuff ?
spare osprey
Need me a Crimson Fist story of a fuck-ass marine being really Mexican-coded.
Just make my dumbass cousin David into an Astartes.
rose thorn
And making four marines less detailed
storm jungle
By… scraping off stuff ?
No they use actual tactics and modern sensibities
steel ingot
people who dont even scroll down enough to click on the lexicanum like these kinda chapters which i hate cause they are at the end of the day kinda cool
languid meadow
trying to remember the story
vagrant fox
If Artamax is anything to go by they also take time to aurafarm and get shot at
languid meadow
with the dark eldar and them being lured into a trap
rose thorn
PEOPLE JUST WANNA BE ULTRAMARINE FANS WITHOUT ADMITTING IT
languid meadow
They're cool I wont like but that's because I like the power gladius
storm jungle
with the dark eldar and them being lured into a trap
The Shot That Kills You™, they win at the end so doesnt matter that much
steel ingot
its online internet irony poisoning that ruins cool stuff for everyone, we should really blow up the internet and live in the villages like tracer tong wanted
languid meadow
it's still a cool scene because 40k novels are drab
and not enough like real stuff being used sometimes
steel ingot
find me in the villages jc!!
vagrant fox
I don't want to live in a village again
languid meadow
no I quite like having plumbing
steel ingot
so sad its not the cannon ending of course he merges with daedalus to become a super semi computer god that has to then like debate with some chud on why he shouldnt god too close to the sun
vagrant fox
villages have plumbing in modern times smh
rose thorn
The funniest thing to me is when people think the raptors as in raptors marines reference the fucking dinosaur and not the bird
vagrant fox
You just can't do shit without everyone knowing
steel ingot
many such cases, happened to my buddy big E once
rose thorn
So you just see the dark green marines with let dinosaurs
languid meadow
The funniest thing to me is when people think the raptors as in raptors marines ...
so I'm gonna like hold your hand when I say this but
they're both dinosaurs
birds are dinosaurs
steel ingot
THEY ARENT
languid meadow
YES THEY ARE
steel ingot
this is like saying all trees are the same plant
storm jungle
I mean
steel ingot
even though trees is technically not a real term
steel ingot
well yeah i know that
vagrant fox
Birds are theropoda, like dinosaurs. A lot of trees aren't even related
steel ingot
but like at what point does evolutionary desendency turn you into another thing
at what point is the fish creature a monkey and at what point is the monkey a human
languid meadow
I mean we're still considered apes
steel ingot
i mean there's prolly an actual scientific answer to this
but im not that scientist
i learned to spot weld and do a little chemistry
storm jungle
I mean we're still considered apes
This yeah. Humans are still technically animals.
rose thorn
Raptors as in birds mean BIRD OF PREY, they are carnivorous birds not dinosaurs
steel ingot
and also how bridges distrubute load across a 3d plane
and lemme tell you that information does NOT help me with paleontology
languid meadow
ALL BIRDS ARE A PART OF MANIRAPTORA
rose thorn
Anyway Is dilaria’s favorite chapter is the flesh golems still
storm jungle
LMAO
steel ingot
are those the guys who got eaten by the big fat daemon planet
rose thorn
ALL BIRDS ARE A PART OF MANI*RAPTOR*A
All animas have eukaryotic cells
rose thorn
They should just drop a flesh golems book for no reason and confuse the fandom
spare osprey
Speaking of birds, my LGS just has some hawk-nest camera on a big screen in the main game room.
He is a cool dude.
:]
rose thorn
OoOoOoO
steel ingot
can i say soul drinkers are my favorite underrated chapter because i own their books
vagrant fox
More random chapter, guard, whater minor grouping book would be nice
steel ingot
or does that make them not underrated
rose thorn
can i say soul drinkers are my favorite underrated chapter because i own their b...
They are not underrated
storm jungle
can i say soul drinkers are my favorite underrated chapter because i own their b...
Soul Drinkers are also very popular
steel ingot
i see
storm jungle
rose thorn
And kinda blow
rose thorn
ive never heard a SOUL mention them
Because their books are BADDDDDD
steel ingot
i like their books thoughhhhhh
vagrant fox
I see them come up on occasion, personally
rose thorn
i like their books thoughhhhhh
Yeah you can like them but holy shit they are bad. I really like hollow king but it’s an objectively bad book
steel ingot
i mean in my defense i read it 8 years ago very early into my tenure of being an "actual" 40k fan so
they might actually be
vagrant fox
alas I know the Flesh Tearers aren't underrated because they had a wholeass codex supplement, poor me
steel ingot
but also like i enjoyed them enough to like them
rose thorn
Do greyknights have any good books?
vagrant fox
The Emperor’s Gift I quite enjoyed
Pandorax is weird but enjoyable, although not just about the Grey Knights, iirc it has a jokaero in it
arctic talon
Do greyknights have any good books?
The grey knights trilogy/omnibus
steel ingot
oh yeah now i remember my damn question
whats the deal with the night lords omnibus being such a common entry point
rose thorn
whats the deal with the night lords omnibus being such a common entry point
Redditors suggest it
vagrant fox
Decently well written, engaging characters, easy recommend
rose thorn
Yeah it’s a great book
I think it’s just not a good starter starter unlike god blight
steel ingot
ive seen an OCEAN of jokes and memes and art and A LOT of stuff making fun of talos (deserved)
rose thorn
And dark imperium
steel ingot
but also as someone who almost ran afoul of it myself it also seems to be a point of "i read a book about one character i know everything about the chapter" that really seems to be a sticking point of said mentioned memes
like i really like the angle talos and his gang have of the night lords but it is definitely not present in the rest of their chapter which to some degree i think is the point of his story but man will you get relentlessly made fun of if you dont pick up on that
storm jungle
whats the deal with the night lords omnibus being such a common entry point
Very good series, thats it really
vagrant fox
it's okay
storm jungle
its literally THE only thing NL fans also have to relevance
steel ingot
lmao
storm jungle
the moment NL fans go beyond that series they realise they play a faction of loser marauders lol
vagrant fox
I have a friend who read the books like 16 years ago and to this day insists NL aren't chaosy at all
spare osprey
its literally **THE** only thing NL fans also have to relevance
One thing too many.
steel ingot
LMAO
storm jungle
BRUH
rose thorn
Spears of the emperor is still the best space marine book I ever read
steel ingot
Guys they're just weaponizing fear to a point of it being in their souls because its the noble thing to do
I would use terror tactics of fear that i beat into my body and mind every day but i would never ever ever enjoy it
storm jungle
Guys they're just weaponizing fear to a point of it being in their souls because...
Okay president bush 😭
languid meadow
maybe they should lick my balls or smth tired of hearing about em
I like the lightning armor it's cool
steel ingot
Okay president bush 😭
conrad curze they hit the second tower
languid meadow
if I want a stealth faction I'll just go to fuckin RG since they're a bunch of losers and proud
spare osprey
Love how only one time a NL asked his Primarch "did you fuckin' try anything else, you greasy fuck?"
steel ingot
its so funny that like the other primarchs tell curze "bro you cant be doing that you gotta stop" and then he gets so mad he commits suicide by cop
and HE THINKS HE'S SMART TO DO IT
its honestly incredible
no notes, smartest primarch who ever lived actually
arctic talon
the moment NL fans go beyond that series they realise they play a faction of los...
Okay but that’s part of the fucking fun
lol
steel ingot
no once i started reading beyond the omnibus im like okay this is kinda great
spare osprey
Connie "Muh Vindication" Curse.
storm jungle
Okay but that’s part of the fucking fun
shut up loser
arctic talon
shut up loser
steel ingot
like ive always enjoyed chaos when they love being evil cause man thats great
vagrant fox
executioners get dilara for being mean one too many times
steel ingot
you live in 40k how else are you gonna enjoy it
vagrant fox
Full send Avitus ending it
languid meadow
parents must've hated em
spare osprey
HAMMER GUY
"Silence, Knife-Ear."
Releases Demon.
languid meadow
based tbh
steel ingot
he was a bit of a chud who was a habitual liar about stuff that was so easily disproven like dude you dont have a metal plate in your head
spare osprey
Did the dick-robe not give it away?
solid horizon
Wait a fucking second…
Holy shit loyalist son of malice
rose thorn
Founded in the darkest hour of the Noctis Aeterna, the Angels of Defiance have inherited their Primarch's legendary tenacity and his Legion's ability to bear great suffering to achieve victory. Since their creation, the Chapter has become a beacon of hope beneath the pall of despair and have earned many commendations during the Indomitus Crusade.[1]
OH MY FUCKING GOD
IT IS
ITS A FUCKING DANGANROPA REFERENCE
languid meadow
Founded in the darkest hour of the Noctis Aeterna, the Angels of Defiance have i...
suffering builds character chapter
steel ingot
its a curse cause you have to like danganrompa for any ammount of time
which is akin to torture
they will pay for making danganrompa 3
i want that fucking time back
jade holly
which is akin to torture
So it’s very in universe got it
rose thorn
they will pay for making danganrompa 3
It has the best gameplay it just has the worst end crew
celest dome
Quick question for Only War, weapon training is limited in access right ? Like even with Gunlugger or Bonehead can the Ogryn use them ?
steel ingot
and worst writing and story and-
rose thorn
and worst writing and story and-
Writing is great I like how utterly unbearable the whole cast is
steel ingot
i cant do this i cant just rant about danganrompa 3 every time someone like me brings it up
ill seem like a crazy person
wait im in a 40k video game server i am a crazy person
celest dome
We see worse
rose thorn
@storm jungle dark angels officially ahve a Danganropa reference, how will they recover
steel ingot
anyways im thinking about it i dont think i actually know any "underrated" chapters, i havent dug deep enough long enough
like ive never dug into space marines beyond any one ive heard of in a way i like
arctic talon
Quick question for Only War, weapon training is limited in access right ? Like e...
RAW you can take the training iirc
RAI no fucking clue
solid horizon
anyways im thinking about it i dont think i actually know any "underrated" chapt...
I don't think they're worth the dive
arctic talon
I have not played only war before, only read its rules
steel ingot
i guess like iunno subjugators cause they always stand out and a friend of mine has an army of them
i really do love that minty fresh color
beyond their friendly green i know nothing lol
vagrant fox
anyways im thinking about it i dont think i actually know any "underrated" chapt...
Obsidian Jaguars, naturally
People keep asking for native american space marines but no one gives a damn about the Obsidian Jaguars
steel ingot
friends of the space wolves ??
vagrant fox
ignore that
steel ingot
those obsidian jaguars ?
vagrant fox
These things happen
steel ingot
guys is it true the space wolves just found a whole company hangin out in the mazes on prospero like someone finds spare change in their couch
storm jungle
Uh where is this from?
steel ingot
ive just been told this by my friend painting his space wolves like right now
i just like relaying the stupidest shit ive ever heard i kinda think thats hilarious
rose thorn
guys is it true the space wolves just found a whole company hangin out in the ma...
ther is some salamanders doing that i believe unless you are talking about thier initiates
or the cursed company
steel ingot
something about guys being trapped in some time shenanigans
storm jungle
because theres an entire event pre-gathering storm where they were hunting wolfen everywhere lol
vagrant fox
Some of them just started appearing again around the 13th crusade or something
storm jungle
something about guys being trapped in some time shenanigans
wait i found it
its in Ashes of Prospero
and yes its not just a random company its THE 13th Company
so nothing mindblowing, those furry morons were lost since forever
storm jungle
Nah it wasnt like that lol
plush mason
so nothing mindblowing, those furry morons were lost since forever
since the burning of prospero right?
storm jungle
Its revealed that Magnus the Red was using this portal maze and the trapped 13th Company to fuel a ritual to summon a vast daemon army, but the Space Wolves disrupted this plan because lol
storm jungle
since the burning of prospero right?
Yea i think so, idk Wolfslop
vagrant fox
Didn't some of them come out of the Eye of Terror and it was chill or something
plush mason
i still hope Leman comes back as a giant fuck off wulfen
celest dome
Worst of both worlds
Leman Russ return as a wolf centaur
Top half is human
Bottom half is a giant wolf
steel ingot
leman russ returns but for some reasons he's a whole ass other creature
bros a fish now get used to it you're the space fish now
with warp fuckery you never know
solid horizon
Leman Russ will become Steppenwolf from the book Steppenwolf
(idk I never read it)
steel ingot
why cant warp fuckery be cool like i want a space marine chapter to have their gellar field break and get infinitely trapped in house of leaves
instead its oh no you have a daemon in your head and now your hand is a crab claw
and its 20 years later
spare osprey
My old timey friend being a Space Wolf fan guarantees me a bit of a headache every other time we talk.
I'm just glad the fat chud's enjoying things...
steel ingot
i like my friend because he likes space wolves because and i qoute "their beards are cool on some of the models and i like their steel blue"
real shit honestly
spare osprey
Bro found joy in life.
solid horizon
i like my friend because he likes space wolves because and i qoute "their beards...
This is going on the base of my metal abaddon
solid horizon
Space Wolves were the first ever army I've ever (fought ?)
Never found them cool tho
Their claws are cool bits I guess
steel ingot
the first army i ever fought was playing as another persons guardsmen army up against his khorne berserker army
i think he was setting me up for failure
solid horizon
Lol
steel ingot
i mean the tanks worked very well on a first go round on tabletop
ive ever since held great respect for tanks
solid horizon
Guard tanks are OP
steel ingot
wonderful inventions
solid horizon
Excellent range
steel ingot
demolisher cannon go KERBLAMMO
solid horizon
Too bad I'm usually against them 💀
steel ingot
i wish getting my hands on a land raider wasnt so hard (expensive)
spare osprey
I will get good with painting, bring my homebrew Militarum crew to life, and then never touch the Tabletop.
solid horizon
Me when 4 different leman russ tanks and a baneblade (there is nothing I can do)
solid horizon
I will get good with painting, bring my homebrew Militarum crew to life, and the...
Lacking friends to play with or no motivation ?
steel ingot
im so fucking furious i made a homebrew chapter in a vaccum over years, and i really loved the paint scheme i came up with and then i learned it was just the fucking howling griffons paint scheme
id been working on and gathering stuff for YEARS to make this army
solid horizon
Shit happens alas
spare osprey
Lacking friends to play with or no motivation ?
I got no interest in the game, really.
lament shoal
im so fucking furious i made a homebrew chapter in a vaccum over years, and i re...
There’s so many chapters out there already that its nearly impossible not to accidentally copy the scheme from one. Dw bout it
solid horizon
Guards are pretty good too
spare osprey
It's fun
I don't doubt it.
But developing painting as a skill is my jive right now.
:]
solid horizon
Ok
steel ingot
i mean they have different pauldrons and their helmets are white so im not mad about it anymore but when i first discovered it
oh man i felt like i got my shit scooped it was jarring
plus the yellow and red looks really nice with bronze trim
too bad its my weakpoint i always fuck it upppp
so hard to get a nice bronze
solid horizon
Reminds me when I was very young and I would try to paint my CSM as showed on the box
Ended up doing black legion without knowing it
near wasp
I need to paint my warband
steel ingot
plus as a novice painter painting quartet is nightmarish
i feel like a bomb defusal team when i do it
solid horizon
My current army is iron warrior schemed dark mechanicum but since I'm getting abaddon and some termies (I'm not hiding he's there only for rerolls) ill be painting him the same scheme as my original army
So basically black with silver trim
rose thorn
hey does anyone here know about hte cookie run TCG ? my sister is interested in it so it might be a good hobby for the both of us
near wasp
Swap out Abby's head and make his somebody else
solid horizon
Swap out Abby's head and make his somebody else
That's exactly what I'm going to do
near wasp
Replace him with huron
solid horizon
I have a pic of the planned kitbash
spare osprey
im so fucking furious i made a homebrew chapter in a vaccum over years, and i re...
I'm realizing one really shouldn't care about what's been done and what isn't too much.
My homebrew marines? "What if teh Flawless Host did not fall to Chaos?" Also done in a vacuum.
My homebrew Regiment? Just about look the same to the Mourningstar's crew.
Fun is fun.
steel ingot
mr kill 6 billion people getting stonks tbh
solid horizon
steel ingot
like okay sure hurons had all this lore and whatever but those corsair models are peem as fuck
near wasp
I have a pic of the planned kitbash
Oh that's cool
solid horizon
Hoping I still have this helmet
I will keep the ponytail more or less because I have a spare forgeworld ponytail from SoH head kit
spare osprey
King shit.
solid horizon
Someone asked me to give him a name so now he's called Byron Blackmore the Sorcerous
Corny british ahh name I know
storm jungle
im so fucking furious i made a homebrew chapter in a vaccum over years, and i re...
Lesson for future but when homebrewing ALWAYS look up
- If the paint-scheme exists already or not
- If the name already exists or not
solid horizon
But I think it fits the very retro look of it
steel ingot
i made the name for them derivative on purpose at least heh
imperial fists successors be like
the fisty fist
the big fist
the fists
spare osprey
The only thing I've got for my first kitbashing idea is Kasrkin Demo-Trooper + Abrites head + whatever limbs because I saw one image of Spanish Pikemen.
steel ingot
anyways yeah lightning fists are my babies ive worked on them for so long that painting them despite how fucking hard it is really fun to do, its one of those things that shows me the magic of this stupid tabletop franchise
horrendous and loud ugly paint scheme i love em
solid horizon
My brother has this huge 10k+ slaneesh CSM-EC army
And never realised their scheme was heresy era world eaters
steel ingot
but what world eater fan knows what that looks like its fine
solid horizon
Only difference is uh
steel ingot
they're white and blue right
solid horizon
It's more cream/sand than white
solid horizon
Yeah white with blue pauldrons/leg pads
steel ingot
its not a bad scheme
i always love schemes that do like all one color but the backpack or pauldrons or like one thing is different
solid horizon
I love schemes with a pattern
steel ingot
sycthes come to mind
solid horizon
Be it checkers, stripes or other stuff
steel ingot
that all black with yellow arms and legs
some marines just get boss heradly
and others are all black chapter number 10
spare osprey
I think this could work for my "elite squads."
solid horizon
I think this could work for my "elite squads."
spare osprey
Not a bad idea.
The Arbi boys seemed to only be in some Imperial Agents Combat Patrol in both the LGS joints I visit.
I do only need one.
I foolishly gave away one of my two Kasrkin team's demo-troopers bodies before I thought: "oops, this is a neat idea."
solid horizon
If you have friends who play ad mech and have skitarii built as ranger, you can ask them for vanguard heads
near wasp
Only once as far as I know
solid horizon
On the table yes, in lore idk
vital ginkgo
Only once as far as I know
What was it
solid horizon
I only ever read mission briefings I can't help
storm jungle
War of the Beast
solid horizon
Don't they like
near wasp
A group of imperium fists fought tyranids with a chaos warband, they let each other go afterwards and cause this the fists got excumminicated
solid horizon
Need extreme levels of pressure to require to team up
storm jungle
Yeah so it never happens
near wasp
Basically yeah
storm jungle
A group of imperium fists fought tyranids with a chaos warband, they let each ot...
like even this is just Fists that got excommunicated
so it kinda says alot
vital ginkgo
Which side is more likely to try teaming with the other?
solid horizon
In rules for apocalypse games the briefing specifies it's no-going-back bullshit that forces armies to teamup
storm jungle
they are THE antithesis of their entire deal
storm jungle
In rules for apocalypse games the briefing specifies it's no-going-back bullshit...
again lore, not tabletop
near wasp
They'll both mutually fight another army but they'll still fight each other
solid horizon
I was using it as an example
storm jungle
They'll both mutually fight another army but they'll still fight each other
Also this yeah, they will never enter an alliance because well again total opposites
near wasp
And if you do you'll get branded a traitor
storm jungle
^
solid horizon
Wouldnt it be extremely heretical to team up with heretics
near wasp
The imperials are more likely to help xenos kill chaos
storm jungle
^^^
solid horizon
I assume it requires your will to survive to prevail over your loyalist brainwash to team up with chaos lads
steel ingot
isnt there one of like blood angels teaming up with some necrons to wipe out some nids
its always to wipe out nids
storm jungle
Yeah but even that example is extremely coincidental
the blood angels barely manage it lol
solid horizon
Common grounds argument
steel ingot
its the one that always comes up
why not just let nids win they're cool
plus they cant eat all the orks
storm jungle
why not just let nids win they're cool
We gotta sell toys
solid horizon
We gotta sell toys
Won't stop greedy james
steel ingot
owned
arctic talon
Yet another Necron W
storm jungle
Won't stop greedy james
*Wont stop consumers
solid horizon
They sell models of stuff that happened 10k years ago
arctic talon
steel ingot
10k more aeons of necron supremacy
arctic talon
Wait wrong image
steel ingot
yuea
solid horizon
they sell them because you mfers buy them
Yeah so killing everyone won't stop toy sale
steel ingot
this is why people get so uppity about ultramarines
solid horizon
Tbh I wouldnt care everyone dying
solid horizon
It doesn't prevent what happened before from existing
solid horizon
Am I supposed to talk for everyone now
steel ingot
are nids actually stymied by orks btw
cause in my head its like they're the two unstoppable forces
storm jungle
Nope
We saw that in Octarius
Inquisitor Kryptman clashed them against each other with that same logic thinking it would be a forever war until the Nids eventually started executing warbosses and the orks infought and the Nids ate them all and won the entire warzone
Every dead ork is also extra biomass for the hivefleets, they are basically feeding the enemy they kill
arctic talon
are nids actually stymied by orks btw
If the Orks manage to not infight yes
Big if
Octarius was going well for the Orks till they had a succession crisis and infighting
Then it all went to shit
storm jungle
Yeah asking orks to not infight is like expecting cats to not knock some shit off an edge
steel ingot
wonder if da boyz even like fighting nids
arctic talon
They do
steel ingot
good for them
solid horizon
Orks like fighting anything iirc
spare osprey
I keep forgetting that tyrannids have, like, a guarantee-win 'fuck you' microorganism rain.
steel ingot
plus their every kill makes them smarter tech
like nids can literally power creep your whole faction
solid horizon
They're made of scenarium aka plot metal
steel ingot
meanwhile eldar who were trying to pre plan for necrons for 10 billion years are like what the fu ck hurh wha
arctic talon
I keep forgetting that tyrannids have, like, a guarantee-win 'fuck you' microorg...
It takes a while to kick in but yeah
storm jungle
They're made of scenarium aka plot metal
More just actually being competent
lmao
They literally get killed en-masse, its just attrition that does the job
also actual units that do their jobs most of the time
solid horizon
+super mega evolved organism
storm jungle
I keep forgetting that tyrannids have, like, a guarantee-win 'fuck you' microorg...
Thats basically the thing with all 3 horde factions
aka Orks, Nids and Crons
they got super tech that can win a warzone but it doesnt appear because we need our protagonist to win
they are probably THE most nigthmarish factions to fight when it comes to actual war-stuff
steel ingot
is the crons their evil obamium pyramids
solid horizon
Wouldnt you need disintegration weapons to actually kill necrons
storm jungle
yeah your average necron foot soldier can melt a tank lol
spare osprey
-# Those frickin' big triangles that I hate.
storm jungle
is the crons their evil obamium pyramids
Its their Everything™
fervent geode
Wouldnt you need disintegration weapons to actually kill necrons
Basically, and they still might not die
solid horizon
So like they rematerialise their smoked atoms ?
steel ingot
they can actually teleport for real
jade holly
My floor is vacuumed up and all old clutter has been cleared out
fervent geode
The only surefire way to destroy a planet of them is either kaboom or Exterminatus
steel ingot
not like those bullshit teleportariums
jade holly
My room is underway to being fully cleaned
fervent geode
So like they rematerialise their smoked atoms ?
Yeah
storm jungle
they can actually teleport for real
Teleporting is like bottom level stuff too
steel ingot
and their for real actually really anti grav unlike admechs fake ass raggedy anti grav
fervent geode
They come back from atoms and particles returning to the reanimation
jade holly
I need to clear off and clean up my shelves, and organize my books while tossing out anything that’s just taking space
fervent geode
Idk what to say, scenarium army all over again
I mean you can get rid of them
Just blow the planet
storm jungle
the fuck is "scenarium" lol
solid horizon
Plot metal
storm jungle
Not really but okay
fervent geode
Happens all the time, either blow up the tombs or the planets
storm jungle
Me when a faction actually does their thing to get a W
"wtf rigged"
steel ingot
but again this is why eldar were planning for their return for aeons, the necrons are one of the top level threats in the galaxy and they KNEW about it
solid horizon
Scenarium is what I call plot metal
storm jungle
its called plot armor
fervent geode
Can’t reanimate if there’s nowhere to reanimate
storm jungle
Also yeah that
steel ingot
too bad they couldn't handle big dog solar mecharius stepping on every tomb world he could
at least thats what i remember that started it
storm jungle
too bad they couldn't handle big dog solar mecharius stepping on every tomb worl...
tbh macharius bigger issue was trusting in the Imperium lol
fervent geode
Actually what’s the Necron situation in Pacificus
solid horizon
its called plot armor
Maybe but I like to think of it as a material rather than straight up armor
storm jungle
Maybe but I like to think of it as a material rather than straight up armor
its... literally material
wat
jade holly
>Me when a faction actually does their thing to get a W
>"wtf rigged"
Space Marine fans when their favorite named boi gets mowed down by nothing more than Necron Warriors
storm jungle
Space Marine fans when their favorite named boi gets mowed down by nothing more ...
LMAO
fervent geode
Silent King came back and got people to start waking up, and many of woke up already anyway
storm jungle
Actually what’s the Necron situation in Pacificus
jade holly
Silent King came back and got people to start waking up, and many of woke up alr...
The Great Awakening wasn’t an instant event
solid horizon
Then the hunter killer missile wipes the overlord
steel ingot
seriously though if eldar were planning that long over a foe they faced back when they had their shit straight why didnt they come up with a better plan than hope the space marines deal with it
jade holly
It’s been a slow burn thing that sped up upon Szarekh’s return
storm jungle
Then the hunter killer missile wipes the overlord
Not tabletop, he just disintegrates it
fervent geode
Thot and Sarnekh dynasty
fervent geode
The Great Awakening wasn’t an instant event
I know
spare osprey
I want Cato to just get atomized by a regular necron blast.
Only because they shaved half his head.
fervent geode
I said the Silent King was making people wake up but it was already happening
So yeah
steel ingot
just get his shit blown smoov off by a necron gauss shot from nondescript warrior
jade holly
Titus getting ready to face Ammentar only to get jumped by Ophydians
storm jungle
People also forget the Silent King has been in the galaxy since 5th edition lol
storm jungle
Yeah he was just a massive background character
steel ingot
but yeah i was always under the assumption they got woken up when the imperium tried to get all up in the dead stars or whatever
storm jungle
and just kept behind the scenes generally
jade holly
But now we have a face to the name
storm jungle
but yeah i was always under the assumption they got woken up when the imperium t...
Nah
necrons were awakening themselves
the imperium just sometimes stumbles on tombworlds
jade holly
but yeah i was always under the assumption they got woken up when the imperium t...
Imagine like setting an alarm clock
spare osprey
Oh, forgive my dumbness, but Necrons were around and waking up in 30k as well, yeah?
jade holly
That’s what the Necrons did
fervent geode
Oh, forgive my dumbness, but Necrons were around and waking up in 30k as well, y...
Some
jade holly
They basically did the “let’s just wait them out” strategy
fervent geode
Like Trazyn
steel ingot
i see i see
fervent geode
Much less tho
storm jungle
Oh, forgive my dumbness, but Necrons were around and waking up in 30k as well, y...
Some but it was largely post-30k that it happened en-masse
we do know some were around like Trazyn
jade holly
The Triarch Praetorians never went to sleep
steel ingot
well to what degree does he count cause cant he just time travel anyway
fervent geode
He didn’t really
spare osprey
Gotcha, gotcha.
solid horizon
Metal dudes just waited for shit to happen before waking up fr
jade holly
they’ve been training and keeping guard for 65 million years 
fervent geode
He was active that time
jade holly
Szarekh also never went to sleep, he was in self imposed exile for years
spare osprey
Metal dudes just waited for shit to happen before waking up fr
40k is indeed the Everything is FUCK era.
jade holly
and tmk he’s like the one guy in 40K lore to actually see the full horror of the Tyranids
storm jungle
Necron tombworld awakening protocols are literally anything you can make up for homebrew, some are like alarm clocks, some wake up for intruders, some never activate etc
fervent geode
Some have a big bobot that wakes them up
steel ingot
shoutout btw to everyone trying to jack their shit its kinda hilarious
storm jungle
Some have a big bobot that wakes them up
thats the "protocols" yea
every tombworld is overseen by a passive AI
steel ingot
arent tau trying to jack necron shit now
storm jungle
Thats just 1 sept iirc
jade holly
arent tau trying to jack necron shit now
Would be really fucking stupid of them considering who their neighbor is
solid horizon
40k is indeed the Everything is FUCK era.
What a writer wouldnt do to justify why your favorite colored space knights are fighting against egyptian terminators with automatic defeat if their lose more than 75% of their numbers
jade holly
40k’s central theme is Stagnation and Regression
storm jungle
A lot of people dont get that unfortunately
"GUILLIMAN IS GONNA FIX IT GUY SJUST WAIT"
yeah as likely as orange man fixing gas prices
jade holly
We ain’t going to have a good ending no matter which faction you choose
storm jungle
lol
jade holly
Besides maybe Orkz or Tyranids
solid horizon
Gullible mans gonna do nuffin
fervent geode
Guilliman is like the flex tape on the huge gaping void
steel ingot
"GUILLIMAN IS GONNA FIX IT GUY SJUST WAIT"
bobby g in his mind palace trying to figure out how to make people like his chapter
fervent geode
People love the UM smh
jade holly
yeah as likely as orange man fixing gas prices
Idk why but my gas prices went down to 3.99 from 4.19 recently
solid horizon
Isnt he busy having existential crisis rn
spare osprey
A lot of people dont get that unfortunately
I am indeed one of those people.
My homebrew sector shall be run by a cool woman.
jade holly
but I ain’t looking a gift gasoline in the nozzle
steel ingot
yum yum gimme some
fervent geode
Isnt he busy having existential crisis rn
He has it sometimes, realises Lorgar was right too
jade holly
yum yum gimme some
storm jungle
I am indeed one of those people.
My homebrew sector shall be run by a cool woman...
Same, mine is all the way up in Obscurus northern edge, my folks dont care about nuffin.
solid horizon
bobby g in his mind palace trying to figure out how to make people like his chap...
"Father, we must keep making people buy our stupid models and paint them blue !"
steel ingot
pack the model kits with macragge blue thatll ensure it
jade holly
I have a homebrew idea of an Overlord who replaced his bottom half with a Canoptek Spyder and created a massive web of information by planting scarabs all over the galaxy to act as eyes and ears
He acts as an underworld information broker through scarab controlled proxies
storm jungle
Not really?
jade holly
A destroyer ?
Nah he just did it for convenience to control the scarabs better
solid horizon
Too bad
fervent geode
Smh if you like Loyalist Slopstartes these are the good ones
solid horizon
They should do something about it
jade holly
His name is Anansekh, the Spyder King
spare osprey
Same, mine is all the way up in Obscurus northern edge, my folks dont care about...
Only reason my folk can kinda do whatever in the Segmentum Ultima is because warp storms have made checking on them a hassle.
And they pay their tithe twice-times over.
vagrant fox
Smh if you like Loyalist Slopstartes these are the good ones
what happened to the black lions black lion fur trim
steel ingot
those griffin face helmets are so fugly looking
storm jungle
I have a homebrew idea of an Overlord who replaced his bottom half with a Canopt...
Necron espionage is something a lot of people ironically dont really do much so this is a very creative idea, if you want more inspiration id suggest reading the Tombworld novel too btw
spare osprey
'Cause industry.
fervent geode
what happened to the black lions black lion fur trim
He got killed by a squat
storm jungle
LMAO
jade holly
Necron espionage is something a lot of people ironically dont really do much so ...
I need to get that novel lmao, I always want my TIATD picture book
storm jungle
I need to get that novel lmao, I always want my TIATD picture book
Its peak and for once not depressing
vagrant fox
Who's gonna pay all those artists to draw self inserts now
storm jungle
i love that excuse people use
fervent geode
Who's gonna pay all those artists to draw self inserts now
Lynxiee probably
storm jungle
"Well at least hes paying artists"
Well can I not see him everywhere 🙂
solid horizon
Doesn't the dark mechanicum have brass spiders or something like that to spy ? I think I remember reading something about that but I'm not sure
fervent geode
Unfortunately his money will mean you see him killing the next OP guy at every opportunity
storm jungle
the silverlining is his character is SO generic most of the time you wont even notice its him in a picture
storm jungle
Doesn't the dark mechanicum have brass spiders or something like that to spy ? I...
Vashtorr has them but its basically the same thing
caco-gheists and other wack shit
data-djinn
jade holly
Space Marine fans when they try to show me that they’re really fast but I have 3 Doomsday Arks aimed at their stupid little Jumpack Intercessor
solid horizon
Interesting
storm jungle
its literally a passing line in the Arks of Omen but it exists
i know because i was autistic enough to read it and note it
lol
solid horizon
I need to read books involving dark mech, for curiosity
jade holly
data-djinn
Crypto-Cryptid
solid horizon
Alas I have no dedicated book budget
spare osprey
Crypto-Cryptid
You could combine any two words when it comes to 40k and I'd believe you that they're a thing.
jade holly
I still find it extremely hilarious the Tau are only still alive because Imotekh likely doesn’t even see them because of how small their empire is compared to the Sautekh dynasty
steel ingot
rogue trader got me thinking about how necron mumbo jumbo can manifest inside of imperium tech and really fuck it the hell up
storm jungle
You could combine any two words when it comes to 40k and I'd believe you that th...
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
lemme get some examples
spare osprey
Oh Hell yeah.
steel ingot
oh this is the good shit
solid horizon
You could combine any two words when it comes to 40k and I'd believe you that th...
Real
vagrant fox
Cogitator Phage is the real shit
jade holly
You could combine any two words when it comes to 40k and I'd believe you that th...
Auspicious Saboteurs
spare osprey
I heard auto-stretcher or auto-gurney once and I went... as opposed to an actual gurney?
steel ingot
its AUTO now
storm jungle
Oh Hell yeah.
- Cryo-dairy
- Nutrient-boost
- Recaff-pills
- Las-saw
- Caff-ration
- Gene-spoor Sifters
- Data-tomes
- Etheric-cleansers
- Vid-slate
- Vox-snatcher
- Astro-calculus
- Chrono-wise
- Noctis-shift
- Hire-knife
- Hyper-fractal Equations
- Dimensional Destabilization-Matrix
- Chrono-loop Prism
they fucking love using "-" between two words
steel ingot
vid slate is a personal favorite
i call my ipad a vid slate
pisses the hell outta my wife
sacred ginkgo
- Cryo-dairy
- Nutrient-boost
- Recaff-pills
- Las-saw
- Caff-ration
- Gene-spoo...
Having to re read line 8
jade holly
- Cryo-dairy
- Nutrient-boost
- Recaff-pills
- Las-saw
- Caff-ration
- Gene-spoo...
Hyperspace-Oubliette
solid horizon
- Cryo-dairy
- Nutrient-boost
- Recaff-pills
- Las-saw
- Caff-ration
- Gene-spoo...
Average enhancements for character models
spare osprey
Chrono-loop Prism?
-# Is... is that a watch??
solid horizon
Hyperspace-Oubliette
This is a real thing tho
jade holly
This is a real thing tho
Exactly
solid horizon
DIMENSIONAL OVERSEER !!!!
storm jungle
Chrono-loop Prism?
-# Is... is that a watch??
Its basically a pocket of space you are stuck inside within in a loop
its necron tech
solid horizon
I know this tech
solid horizon
It's called a debug crasher
jade holly
steel ingot
ah yes trazyns hellraiser torture dimension i assume
jade holly
I actually don’t know what he uses to keep his collection in stasis
spare osprey
Ah.
One guy in Rogue Trader said 'set your chrono to it' and I assumed it's a God dang pocketwatch.
solid horizon
Necronium 3000
solid horizon
Why is necronium called dead skin when it's obviously metal
steel ingot
admechs still trying to understand this material !!!
storm jungle
I actually don’t know what he uses to keep his collection in stasis
Stasis Fields, Temporal Stabilizers, Hyperspace Corridors
solid horizon
I know these stratagems
vagrant fox
necron tech so lame he can't even stop a bell from ringing
solid horizon
You cant fool me with your funny magic words
vagrant fox
I could stop a bell from ringing with my cool hands
steel ingot
so like does trazyn collect people for his saw trap torture dimension cause its funny
spare osprey
-# Fucking what the fuck is cryo-diary?
steel ingot
cold diary
jade holly
Me when I take a dip in the funny metal pool to get cool new living metal skin (Someone help this stuff is eating me alive)
solid horizon
Hold on let me get the Ballripper daemon engine
sacred ginkgo
-# Fucking what the fuck is cryo-diary?
Iced cream
spare osprey
cold diary
I hope the Imperium falls faster.
spare osprey
NO DANG WAY.
jade holly
You think Trazyn eats just to piss the other Necrons off
steel ingot
thats not how you spell DAIRY you inhuman imperium scum
hope chaos wipes you away like the ocean tide
storm jungle
NO DANG WAY.
jade holly
hope chaos wipes you away like the ocean tide
You cannot wash your hands of Namor
vagrant fox
dilara didn't even tell me there's a new miniminuteman video
solid horizon
Most normal gym goer food list
steel ingot
my omnimeat mealbar
storm jungle
or awful sounding fucking gruel