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Ig..
Basically 
And nids are way too reliant on their hive mind
Well yeah thats the entire entity that is the Tyranids itself
Sevrin Loth — Magister of the Red Scorpions and is considered one of the most powerful Librarians, not only in his Chapter, but throughout all of the Astartes. Inducted from a feudal planet within the Ordon Rift, he soon started to display powerful psychic powers during martial training; able to break bones with thought alone. Loth has a reputation for being a relentless fighter as skilled in personal combat as he is mentally.[6a]
Danke
And he's one of the most powerful in the Adeptus astartes? Cool
Why is the plural of the 40k human species "humans" and not "humen". This kind of world building makes no sense
smh
Nah if I were British I’d consider it body horror 
Also Orkz do some really messed up stuff
like, really messed up sadistic shit
Pretty sure they had a human farm during the war of the beast.

Orkz are way more the terrifying fungus of destruction and mayhem than the funny haha green bois
yeah I was just joking, they're pretty evil
Honestly let me be captured by the Eldar
I don’t wanna be a prisoner to a Necron, Ork or Drukhari

It turns out it's the Dark Eldar
Hell I’ll take being a Tau prisoner too

People forget about the fact that Orks are actually quite fucked up
Probably due to their fucking cockney accent

Like we all like to make haha funny “they’re the British in 40K” jokes but holy fuck they’re horrifying
Aren’t their smallest Orkz taller than a space marine?
Orks are the whole package.
Not the stupid Grots I mean the main bois
They’re in it purely for the love of the game
Want a buddy cop story of a Mek and a Grot trying to find who stole a part to a vehicle? Go right ahead
I think the average Boyz size is like
6-7 feet? So around 2 meters.
So approx. the same size
Still terrifying
But also their height is kinda decreased by the fact that they got bad posture

six seven
I am NOT watching that video
me neither
I don't think theres an estimative for that
Arent those the guys qho do space king?
i have no idea who they are
they are the space king guys yea
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- They have variable power settings
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- Different ships have different size and power lances
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- Lancing a continent might be a bit much, but we have seen them vaporize oceans
yep

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invincible makes me want to read the comic to know what happenes next
Avg zealot x Psyker interaction in lore
i could’ve used a better indicator than “x” 
Hold on i got you
if he's invincible why can i see him
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Comic book: Invincible (2003)
Writer: Robert Kirkman
Artist: Cory Walker
CHAPTERS
00:00 Family matters
10:47 Eight is Enough
18:43 Perfect Strangers
25:55 Head of The Class
34:15 The Facts of Life
40:31 A Different World
45:43 Threes Company
50:37 My Favorite Martian
56:42 Out of This World
01:01:41 Who’s the Boss
01:07:14 Happy Days
01:12:35...
your choice really
id suggest vid 1 lol
That thumbnail reads caught between a rock and a hard place
Quite the predicament

yeah a turk
cant wait for the ||r*pe|| in season 5

||I wonder if they are actually gonna adapt THAT scene||
They will
its a huge part of Marc's growth and character
I’m worried on the how than the if honestly
same as the comic
people really overhype the shit out of that scene and i say this as a woman lol
its just sideshots/cuts, its really not that difficult

Anissa ||does ask Mark for consent, she just doesn’t take no for an answer 💀 ||

her redesign is gonna make everything better
I hate all the people that say tech jacket is on fraud Watch ||when in the cómics he got knocked out during the entire Space Battle and only woke up after it was done||
Average viltrumite behavior
||We respect Lucan in this household|| 
||RIP||
imo "fraud watch" as a thing is braindead as shit
character gets outclassed
"OH WHAT A FRAUD"
Shut the fuck up lol
Fraudjacket in the comics kills like 1 viltrumite
Therfore making him superior to Zionistjacket
/j
It was funny but it’s so corny now…☹️
yeah powerlevellers ruin everything
I liked it when it was Alastor and inmortal on fraud Watch
you saw what thye did with Thragg
Ngl
Not every character that loses 1 time
shit talking him 1 week
praising him next week
There’s a meme I’ve been finding funny recently ngl for Invincible
Immortal gets treated like shit in the comics lmao
Actually idk if you’d consider it a meme
Bro gets used as a fucking club by Mark 
Which One
Hell no…
oh yeah thats a trend rn
Ohhh lmao i ve seen it
lol
decided to animate a part of this lmao
Quoting Evil Dan🎃 (@Humble_Squid)
︀
you ever get overcome with the desire to voice something
Thats funny as shit
Conquest would fold instantly lmao
PEAK
Considering how he fucking lives
I am so proud of my success
Carl… I even get a cool name 
Bro has the final boss of male living spaces
man i cant wait for next week
they've been REALLY establishing the NPC viltrumites for the last 4 seasons
||really wanna see some extra scenes of them adapting to earth||
that shit is cute as fuck

||Time for love machine Kreeg 🗣️ 🔥||
Kreeg is an absolute unit
Kregg is
Ngl his ||earth disguise is so goddamn funny||
||Do you think it hurt to remove the cybernetic eye lol||
||He prob just put the eyepatch over it lmao||
Basically Nolan was the most loyal Viltrumite
||everyone else folded within a year at most||
cant wait for the followup scene to all this too
"MY VILTRUMITES ARE ALL FUCKING MORONS!!!!!"
Is that Dr. Ratio from Honkai Star Rail
The HAVE THIS STUPID FUCKING THING CALLED EMPATHY
||Lucan is a fucking real one for sticking with one person because she was cheated on before
||
||Still fucking hilarious convo though since Thragg was like. 'Dude please fuck more women we need to repopulate the specie-||
||"nuh uh"||
cant open any spoilers
||"Sir you dont understand, this feeling... its like something we never experienced befo-"
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SIGHT"||
Watch the video
||Meanwhile Love Machine Kreeg with his harem||
Join us

video spares me of cool scenes
yep lol
About as fake as the voice acting for Allen in Invincible Vs

it’s so fucking bad lmao
is the comic even over
this lowkey happened in warframe
Lmao nice 
Began on 2003 ended on 2018
lmao nah
for me every comic is like a 70-90s thing
Invincible came after and during the big rise of Marvel/DC, its always been a satirical commentary on both IPs while doing its own thing
I need to illustrate something really quick
Should just use its stupid chud ice knife to disembowel it smh
Ballas L
A lot of Warframe probably wouldn't have happened if Ballas was fucking normal about Margulis taking care of magic children
what started off as a normal loving relationship, turned into an obsessive relationship lol
Yeah but ballas isn't normal, he's got like 20 screws loose
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I’d you were you would be feeling excellent and whimsical and a little confused
Ok fair I was just saying
20/21 screws never even got screwed in you mean
so random fantasy question, did Archeon have anything of Kul's?
He has Morkar’s Armour but nothing from Asavar afaik
yeah reading Asavar's lexi page it doesnt seem like he really had anything of note equipment wise
just chaos armor and daemonblade
Even in Marvel I rep the Infinite Empire 
is it true that there was a regular imperial guardsman who stood between horus and the emperor during their final confrontation
ye, in the old lore it was a perpetual that knew the emperor if i recall correctly, idk why they changed it to a regular guardsman
what's a perpetual
normal humans that live for a really really long time in 40k universe
malcador is another example
i see
vulkan is also one but he isn't normal nor a human
Not only do they live for a long time
When they die they come back
Over and over
The only way known to kill one is with a fulgurite or a psychic attack strong enough to destroy their soul
It’s still a perpetual

oh really, i just know there was 2 versions of it
He knew the Emperor, was his first Warmaster
There are two Ollaniuses now iirc
One was a solar auxilia that was a perpetual
and the other was that guardsman
I think most people know the guardsman one
Ollanius Persson, who got the Emperor up to face Horus, he was the Former Solar Aux on Calth
Ollanius Piers, who stood down Angron
These two merged into the myth of Saint Ollanius Pius
i imagine his fate was resembling something like a flatbread pizza
sheesh 
you know D&D wizard spell name of flesh to stone?
flesh to flesh, but the flesh is sort of dispersed
what else can you expect when a simple mortal is standing in the way of a 9 foot tall demigod of anger and daddy issues
And he’s a daemon now too
god damnit
I just spent the night playing Rogue Trader without knowing it's the entire night
I can’t sleep and it’s 5:13 am 
My sleep schedule is fucked
10:00 am on my end, but at least that makes 2 of us with a fucked up Saturday nigth (not) sleeping
Now I have to survive until 9 PM tonight without sleeping to booth my body back into proper timing lol
Thankfully I don’t work today or tomorrow so I can get it fixed
I have no idea how to progress in rogue trader like I finished the blade dancer thing then nothing
No idea what I'm doing
bloody hell it's kier starmers
The Starmerlings
we are kier starmeeeeeer - we caaaarry the flame - we fightttt for th-
wait wrong song
I do not wanna get outa bed
Keep it for the future lol
A Forbidden Meal is a mildly interesting short story
At least it's an example of imperials hiring kroot mercenaries
and I suppose eating genestealer
Horus aproximately 1 second after learning the lie
Now im just imagining max doing the spiel that horus does in the old horus heresy trailer
Sam i will make the galaxy boil with my wrath
It wasn't a job, it was a passion project
💀
honestly though the more i read of pre heresy stuff the more i think big E was a giant fucking moron
Also a nice reminder that genestealers can infect other things besides people too like wildlife lol
"think", he was lol
the fandom literally makes it their duty to fill the amount of plotholes and nonsensical things he does
And an absolute dick
well thats a given
i forget where its from but the line about realizing big E saw his sons as prized tools rather than actual people always gets me
It goes from that to him actually "loving" them because we cannot have 1 fucking author decide on a personality for him because they never talk with each other lol
its possible part of enjoying 40k lit is taking your own personal beliefs and inclinations about the characters going in at this point
Nah thats even worse
Honestly surprised that there isn't some files that just say "The Emperor is described with those following remarks" that is given to each author
this only applies to the Emperor because he legit is a contradictory character lol
hes just an awfully written plot device as well
when i was getting my wife into 40k i essentially turned her to chaos by describing emp in his own words
even the dishonesty god
meanwhile the Imperium has to give a grand speech about the master race and manifest destiny
but yeah the line he gives angron is what really turned her
what was it "a ghost will suffice"
what a fucking dickhead bro
angron is the most hilarious recruitment i think
he has NO reason not to help him, it would take like 10m but he just... doesnt
because plot
lmao
Like compare that to how he recruited vulkan
bro changed his appearance, did a whole set of trials and nonsense for WEEKS then went "btw im your dad son lets go be space gods in the stars"
One of us
One of us
one of us
YAY
They call it Warhammer 40,000 because it has 40,000 inconsistencies
thats the classic Marvel nonsense coming in.
He treats loyalist primarch recruitments generally nice because its destined in the script that they are good guys, meanwhile traitor primarchs get the worst end of the stick because they are destined to be heels/villains
i dont think it really helps it though
it feels like they're set up for failure rather than the falls from graces that we're told they're supposed to be
literally going over mountains to fill in all this nonsense
"OH HES JUST SEPERATED FROM HUMANITY HE DOESNT GET HIS SONS"
"OH HES JUST NOT GOOD DAD"
like of course peterturbo ended up that way
perturabo has the least reasons to have fallen to chaos
i do wonder though
He got what he was seeking
thats because people think primarchs are greek tragedy tier characters comparable to historical odyssies when they are just superhero slop characters
Golden Age of Technology + Dark Eldar
its not dark eldar
i mean dark eldar always be ending up with insane tech
Don't the Dark Eldar have knowledge on how it operate ?
No, the high lords just assume they do
And possibly repair
dont they have their own version of it
thats the vaults of terra plotline
you are mixing it up
The Golden Throne was thought to be an ancient relic dating back to at least the Dark Age of Technology or possibly even before which the Emperor discovered in sunken ruins within Asia's deserts,[5] although even the Emperor Himself was unsure whether the idea was His, or to what extent the devices he discovered had served as inspiration.[7] Another similar device likely used to test the technologies by whoever made it, known as Dark Glass, was also discovered by the Emperor during the Great Crusade and he set about restoring it as well.[6]
Oh so it's just the Dark Eldar lying 
its not lying
hell yeah brother
they literally have nothing to do with it, the rogue high lords just petition some of them
10k more years of vect supremacy upcoming just you watch
Aren’t they called in to see if they can fix it?
to be fair its happening rn

Part of the VoT arc is that the throne is failing
its just 1 haemonculus
also like-
people really need to read the Vaults books
because everyone gets this bit of lore wrong lol
There’s a whole committee in book 3
getting into dark eldar lore has mostly been like "this is wildly inconsistent" and then occasionally cheering like the fuckers watching the twilight princess reveal whenever vect shows up
Yeah but it was still 1 haemonculus
and he went orgasmo from the amount of pain near the palace and went to the underhives to just make experiments out of boredom
the entire plan was terrible, so typical politicians lol
Whats inconsistent?
reading really old lore and seeing it come up against new stuff
mind you im not doing like lit deep dive stuff yet
to be fair dark eldar had like 1 huge revamp and 1 codex before they were entirely changed and became what they are today
entire stuff like kabals etc came in with 5th edition and continues to be what we have now
do you think vect will keep his slave ladies on the daius
sucks
its good, vect has no need for bitches
He is the single most disappointing thing in 30k for me, he's not even a coherent plot device
Yep but like i said people still go to defend these plotholes
saying "it makes perfect sense" when you read Skibidius Short Story
This guy buys the nude Sororitas prints on Etsy
LOL
don't even like the primarchs either but at least like 4 of them have a coherent story
including ferrus
yeah usually the most simplistic ones
look
ala Ferrus, Dorn etc
Deldar can be freaky, as a treat
you can still get metal originals in secondhand
dont ever paint me as one of those pervs im a refined pervert
they're very available considering they have no use now
Vect's kind of a chud anyway
but Deldar have to be Hellraiser freaky, as a treat
Hes like what andrew tate thinks he is
of course !
gay?
Kill him off and replace him with a woman already
Problem is Vect is an actual sigma 😭
Vect is too based to die
lady Malys loyalist spotted
snoozys
Aren’t they getting a female special character soon?
we got it already with Malys
Another one pls
Cegorach called, he wants his heart back
LOL
Ok, but what if we did something more funny
Force Fem Vect
📸
I completely missed her release
I think it depends on the son honestly
Vect dies but comes back as a woman because this is somehow all part of the plan
Vectina superiority
DOesn't he say that about Guilliman though ?
Vect gives me like light yagami vibes tbh
vect will come back as a genderless sexless being
I mean he is a tool
They all are
a tool as in a big fucking idiot
That too
His words are extremely jumbled, he calls guilliman his tool, his pride, his son, traitor, last hope. The emperor is pretty fucked atm
cause he blue ?
He calls him them all at the same time.
if you’re not Sanguinnius, Russ or Vulkan then E doesn’t want to know
like fuck you bobby g dont you have ultramarines to shove into the mouth of tyranids
Did the Emperor care about Vulkan ?
Lion and Dorn he favoured a lot too
Lion thought he did because he took ‘1’ literally
I think he’s more in the tool section
i thought sanguinius was literally titled "the favored son"
Part of the Trefoil alongside Alpharius and Russ
or was that just fulgrim projecting cause he wasnt the prettiest boy
Saw an interesting argument that the Trefoils are various types of perpetual
Nah he showed Lion heavy preference by telling him more secrets, allowing him to use AI, giving him all of his armoury and the best ships.
yeah because the Lion does everything he asks him to lmao
hes literally his Mega-Himmler lol
Nah that’s because he was number 1
He got everything first
^
Lion El’Jonson is just based like that
Wasn't the 1st Legion already using those before the Lion was found ?
the legions always existed yes
primarchs came in later
the first found was Alpharius then it kinda went from there
alpha snoozion lies
But did they have already have their secret weapons and stuff ?
The legion existed but they didn’t have those weapons until lion was found and the emperor gave him them along with the Ikaros contingency.
i dunno ask Corswain
I actually can’t remember, after book 7 I stopped paying attention
When you have the whole premise being no 1 legion is inherently better than the others, and then the new guy fucks that all off to make his favourites the bestest, I stopped caring
Lmao i was literally gonna say
Legion excels at Thing
Instantly fails the moment they go against bullshit antagonists
I really just read the World Eaters stuff to see the biggest smoothbrained idiot fuck up consistently
hell yea
directly from the world eaters discord
Unga bunga
Mood
Hey now
I agree but still, that’s mean
White Scars and Blangels stuff was neat but it was 30k so I didn't care much
selective legion racism is crazy
yes
Me rn waiting for the bay to wake up so we can take the dog out and cause chaos
15 of them should've never existed in the first place
I never got into the SM stuff tbh.
it's neat
Fantasy i like pretty much every faction
I get very bored focusing on any faction or whatever for too long
But SM, never had anything interest me in there
tbh
I liked the Scars but I feel I was too aware to the HH series reacting to the fanbase rather than dictating by that point
ill read like 9 space marine books and then whine "where are the good eldar books wah" then not even look it up
The World Eaters discord was pretty chuddy for a while but they seem to have gone through a dechuddification process
which is neat
iunno im lazy
Architect of your own problems
IM LAZY
i read my space marine books by waking up, not even moving from my spot in bed and grabbing one of the books
just as big E intended
I didn't pay much attention, I live in my digital bubble and I'll never leave it
I respect the hustle
shoutouts to the soul drinkers realest chapter ever
living the "i cant deal with that rn i got work in an hour" dream
(fr though what are good eldar books)
my only taste of their stories are when they show up in games which are pretty shallow
but i still really like them
lmao
farseers determine with their farsight that they need not anymore lore building
we have enough they say
Path of the Eldar is great but you gotta ignore every combat section lol
its genuinely fucking horrid and embarrassing
There's some good short stories but I forget the names
Path of the Dark Eldar at least is something
good
lemme check the lexi
like i will say when they show up in the games they genuinely do pique my interest
weird little puppet master freaks with a sad air about them
They're a cool bunch
except for damn farseers I'll never respect a one use your sight to tell me when my next bm is dumbass
like every game inclusion has farseers at the head of their own fucking problems
Either way just read Valedor and Voidscarred and maybe the Phoenix Lords series and Path of The Eldar if you can put up with Gav Thorpe
just could resist a 2 hour ish nap
Time for some lazy Sunday lunch then just...keep myself awake until tonight
this dark tower series by stephen king is actually pretty good
Thousand sons sorcerers?
Im enjoying it, its nice fantasy writing
nah eldar, i just enjoy their weird ways of being part of the background of a story
ever since I read Cell I'm convinced Stephen King is some kind of sex pervert
oh dark tower has some sex perversion for sure
one of the main characters is a woman with her legs missing below the knees
and shes like...feral
wack
the writing is good though, its a very entertaining series
in cell he kept describing this zombie womans breasts in her sweater and teenage me was very ???
there's this insane short story he wrote about a lady who worked at chrysler building telling the story to her daughter how she got pregnant
Jaunt is a cool story though
oh i can't type that story explanation
lmao
STILL horrendous short story nestled between teeth and a vampire story he's genuinely a psycho of a writer
i think they should examine his brain after he dies it'll be entirely different
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was the necroquake an initial part of the aos baseline setting or did it happen later in the story as the setting was grown
The Necroquake was not an initial part of the Age of Sigmar baseline setting no. It uhh happened later in the story as the setting was developed, marking the transition from the first edition to the second edition of the tabletop in 2018 or so
ah I see
I like the aos undead
its nice that bonereapers and the ghouls are different from your typical zombie vampire shenanigans
AoS undead are peak
Kinda like the Gnawholes with the Skaven refresh
The unit is the group that make the hole no ?
its nice that they made ghouls a proper big deal in aos, I feel like the strigoi bloodline got shafted a little bit in fantasy compared to the others
Most faction has a faction terrian that you use for an ability, 99% of the time they are free and a must take (unless yu and your opponent agree to not bring terrain)
No that’s a different unit
Well yes, but that's cause Ushoran is a thieving bastard
The hole terrain basically lets you teleport any of your units across any of the gnaw holes and store them to teleport
It’s one of the best faction terrains in the game
And also ||a pedophile||
yeah but even ghoul kings arent like.. a terribly exciting unit
compared to blood dragons or von carsteins
Hopefully their second wave fixes it
in aos the carrion court is pretty cool
People think that FEC will be the BBEG of 5th edition rn
well Im happy with idoneth
and theyd be a nice parallel to them
you could give them an entire sea based conflict
idoneth are like finally, elves that have actual good reason to be edgy
~~ and also take off their clothes for good reason~~
they can do a vampirate thing in aos sure, and they should actually just bring back vangheist as the main guy
even though harkon is peak but I can skip him
i dunno how itl tie in with nagash though
I doubt nagash is actually interested in having a bunch of undead pirates
I was really curious about what happens when Idoneth use soul blight souls
Something they’re banned from doing but it’s be cool to see
somethign liek this for the soprorita novels woudl be nice tbh
You have your mission
They cleanse it before hand
Similar to how they handle chaos souls
I believe
Then why ban them?
They were banned? I read something they were cleaned
I cant find it on the lex
(I’m going second hand, but it’s off Sage Mutt, he writes all the wikis for AoS)
Oh if sage mutt said it then it’s true
I must be mistaken
He’s a good egg
But it does open doors within Idoneth, allows for the dichotomy that some AoS factions seem to have
‘Pure’ Idoneth and ‘tainted’ Idoneth
Know what I might be thinking of death rattle souls
Or a necromancer soul
Yeah 100%
Kroot coded
I hadn’t thought of it that way but yeah 100%
Like S2D have Belakor/Eternus vs Archaon/Abraxia, and it’s a really cool narrative angle
I think Orks have the same? the Wizard/Big Boss/Kragnos rivalry, death has loads of internal struggle (the whole grand alliance is built around them disliking each other), Daughters have the crow lady and Morathi
It could be cool to see more of that within factions
Tzeentch is…well Tzeentch, it’s almost prebuilt in, same for Skaven
Slaanesh has the different hunts, those trying to find vs those trying to replace Slaanesh
Khorne could have the ‘Khorne cares not’ crowd vs the ‘Only those worthy’
Cities could be driven between the dawnbringers and the settlers, have a nice rivalry there
Stormcast?
I don’t think idoneth can take stormcasts souls
No i think Redmaw meant internal strife in the faction
Oh sorry, i don’t mean Stormcast souls, I mean the rivalry within a faction
Like, there’s a lot of disunity in AoS that’s a lot of fun thematically and narratively, and I think it’d be cool to see it explored in other factions
Wonder if it could work to have that "Sigmar lied" kind of Stormcast rebel and work independently, making them Stormcast but who aren't afraid of butting head with the other Stormcast
Yeah like, Sigmar’s willingness to keep throwing numbers at a problem despite his knowledge that eventually it drives them mad and fractures their souls becoming a problem for some Stormcast
OHHH
Stormcasts really don’t like new chamber
Here we go again dilara with her elf propaganda
Stormcasts don’t like the ruination chambers
Ddint even include ynnari hand of darkness….
It’s bad
What are the Ruinantion chambers again ?
The dementia Stormcast
Those who have been reforged too many times and are considered beyond saving
Skaventide box
The mental ones
And not mental edgy, mental kind of sad and tragic mental
I’d really love to see that angle explored but AoS is criminally under supported for books
That and Chaos societies
Oh shit oh no
I was saying the Stormcast are
Lap it up bitch
Its THAT bad
LMAO
How did you infect my boss he just asked me if I wanted to get a harlequin kill team
He wants to use them as proxy's for DND.
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wow
the moon mines of sciara lone might be one of the most blatant references ive ever heard
Would we consider the martyrs tomb to be a sob book
That bit with the chaos worshipping society of Yssimae in TEATD 3 was nice
And also the little glimpses of old Colchis
thanks!
🫡
Book of Martyrs peak ye
If dilara did one for space Marines the entire list would be red
You forgot the rose in darkness, it’s not great
Updated
sisters have so many mid books man
lmao
Yeah lmao, funnily both the rose at war and the rose at darkness are both SoB vs GSC books that aren’t very good
Do you only say that because the GSC lose?
No because one of them has GSC orks and its obseenly boring and the other is literally top 5 worst depictions of a GSC ever
Dude the book starts with like
“Hey there is these guys who are pretty dangerous, they love causing chaos. Anyway than planet siad that it was at risk of an uprising losing it’s artifact so we gotta get it. Oh this gang of literlaly 20 guys who everyone hates throws bottles at our sisters of battle, and oh no he tore his shirt open and revealed he is a Genestealer cultist. Oh this guy with zero psyker powers is the magus?”
Thanks
YAOI!!!
GSC one next
alll 2
😭
- 🟢 Definitely read
- 🟡 Mid
- 🔴 Do not read
Novels:
-Cult of the Spiral Dawn 🟢
-Day of Ascension 🟢++++
100% hit rate
What if one of the lost primarchs got the femboy part of the Emperor, and the emperor then found it cringe and struck them from record
Can GW not give me a week to recover financially please
No
those are some blue ass kasrkins
Think I’ll be getting that commissars tank for my Doof Warrior conversion
I thought they were scions for sec 😭
Like why you got to release this all at once
Specifically targetted by GW
Right?!
Like a bit of a break between city of ash
Commissar tank
Armageddon tanks
I’d be golden, but no, no I have to pick and choose which imm getting
People on reddit are size queens
Imma have to choose between tuition and a bunch of funné half-tracks.
Once again people have no idea how large titans actually are, also that entire chart is fucking wrong 
but no they gotta be as big as everest for some reason
I always forget the imperator titan exists
how
it literally is the most famous titan
I always thought the warlord was the most known
maga user moment 😔
Do you have a spare kidney?
I'm sure my patients could spare one or two.
Just found a guy on tiktok who travels to different countries and tries their cocaine and ranks it
Even better!
All the fuss and none of the drugs!
Unless you want them in case grab them!
The human brain thinks that if big, means more power
In all seriousness, I have, like, over a dozen untouched sprues.
-# And I still want MORE.
the human brain also doesnt realise how big some ordinary things are
like that excavation vehicle they showed is MASSIVE
Strap guns to it
Again people legit dont understand size lol
more dakka
I have 40k meme :3 (idk where meme channel is)
Meme channels can't exist in warhammer servers bc it devolves into racism ASAP
Not even a joke btw ^
The human brain really cannot understand size in a conceptual level, they have to be there to understand
They see accurate titan sizes and think its "tiny", but if they existed irl and people got close to one they would understand
wasnt that / still is general chat?
Basically yeah, its what makes titan fans so annoying
I was being Rhetorical but yes
Titan fans when their game doesnt run anymore (idk never played titanfall)
missed out, peak game
anyways since I had to see this shit
all of you gotta see it now

suffer as I have
i didn't want to see it a second time
Die
I was too poor to buy it
Owned
time to go to the best part of the internet
Reddit?
imo titans are pretty sane in terms of size , the legion is like 6 meter tall which is tame imo compared to mechs in anime or AC
...So reddit?
more BBC porn
yeah, reddit
4channers thinking they arent like every other moronic social media site moment
Reddit but somehow more insufferable
I think I have that downstairs
which is why i believe i can build legion from titanfall 
It's nice that 40k has embraced the most grimdark gunstock of them all
theres no titan thats mech sized
you are thinking of Knights
some people in the KT scene at my local were crashing out over this announcement
oh yet another GUARD TEAM
The red terror model is peak
Guard are the space marines of killteam
its not really that they are guard dummy

nah

yah
Guard are the fucking space marines
its because its cadians
of killteam
no its not
just paint them as not cadians chud
smh
that's what GW says smh
not how it works lobotomite
the exit is to the right
6 meters is do able
how big are knights then
Uh GW can I please have some guard
Cadians
or
Uh security, can you kick this guy out

yes
this shit blew my mind
Blew your mind?
ah my bad homeslice i thought we they talking about this goofy goober 
Mr. Tom is a Bucyrus Erie 1570W model built in the 1970s.
It is a huge excavating machine used to strip away the Earth "overburden" to expose the coal seams below.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=VIAgYXQA4L0#!
painted or resin ?
nah lol
Basically lol
No idea its Neil Hollis's
it's just insanely cool
base is clear resin surrounding something painted
lots of really creative shit
The ice effect is the only thing i find impressive
otherwise its just a marine on a rock
sorry pal, try again next year
this too
thats actually cool
just a bedsheet ghost innit
now that's cool
Mucus 
ngl the AoS single miniature stuff
alot of it felt too dioramay
but its really cool
I mean
so fuck if I care
No
Yes
security remove this guy
Every year someone paints a glorfindel and wins the MESBG category
every single year since the model released lmao
Aren't you the security, Dilara?
yeah but thats because Glorfindel is peak
necromunda guy straight up just did old rulebook art
Glorfindel is such a cool thot
easily my favorite model GW ever produced
Dilara is gonna send her goons against us
you've lost me

youngbloods is always a banger
I highly dislike this model until I see somebody else paint it
Nice of him to highlight the toes
anyways the Slayer Sword winner this year I disagree with lol
but its a fucking banger
also disagreed w this choice
but who am I to throw boulders in a glass house
Throw glass boulders in a stone house instead 
I pumped out this bangel for nostalgia purposes yesterday
very nice
So any idea what tomorrow's preview will be? Space Marine or Ork?
Yoo bro obvously got the new 11th edition box early
How else could someone have made this
That's the brand new Intercessor which is totally different
I can't wait for the 11th edition box
another martyred lady named hero?
can we get heroes from the other main orders?
ashen veil got morvenn i guess
but what about ebopn chalice?
The Martyed Lady are the ultramarines of sororitas so no dice
not allowed
I like the Order of the Bloody Rose.
Do the Ebon gals do anything particular compared to the Martyred ladies?
What's their gimmick if any?
all Orders have a gimmick
They're the OG.
they were foudned by saint dominica. known to be the most elite order
they are basically blakc templars of sororitas
They're the oldest.
how is the sequel to steel tread?
Idk who they are, but the guard on the top look so cool/
by this i mean their novitiates train the longest among all the orders and their sisters of battle are considered to be especially well trained. they also have a tendency to field heavily specialised units liek dominions, retributors, paragon warsuits etc
Also. i was literally just talking to my father about this thing and about how scary it is because of its size. I have a fear of big machines, so if i saw that thing irl i would brown my jocks
Exactly yeah
like theres a difference between seeing that shit from a birds eye then actually being right at the bottom of it
Yeah. Scary
Imagine If It was a Daemon engine
They're so scary, though!
They contain too many square meters of secrets.
Tbh
I wonder how many fastening bolts and such you could remove from it
Before it falls apart
I think for something bipedal the number would be not so high
mostly rock and water tho
My 2 biggest fears are spiders and whales
Idk how more people are not scared of whales
scary things
-# Water's even worse! So many secrets you could drown in them!
just drink the water
either can barely hurt you they're amiable fellows
Spider-Whale
A whale with 8 tails all around its body
Omnidirectional movement
dont
Tbh whales kinda are scary
mainly through size
But I also think whales are neat
Especially the Beluga whale
The creature everyone thinks Dolphins are
This is how whales sleep btw. Animal from hell i tell you
Oh mighty whales, in what direction is the sun
Oh mighty whales, what is the opposite of down?
Ew
Do you just ctrl f the server for your favorite regiment or smth
What type of game is dark heresy? Is it basically just a rogue trader reskin?
If you mean a CRPG then yes
But what you're playing as is different
Other way round
Wait are we talking the game or the TTRPG?
Becuase Dark Heresy came first and then RT was basically a reskin for higher tier play
video game
Was dark heresy also a board game? Didnt even know that
Yea Dark heresy was a ttrpg about being a bunch of low tier mooks for an Inquisitor
Then they made Rogue Trader with stronger characters and enemies etc
Because like your DH characters could easily get merked by like the average gangster, nevermind the shit Rogue Traders were dealing with
yes dark heresy and Rogue trader are adapted tabletop RPGs
how come 
blood raven primaris disgusts me
people dont like the space shorks?
the ones I like are further down so it's terrible
tbh, theres like 4 I dont know of from there, then again I dont know much at all 
It's Redditor data, relax.
I am extremely upset, it can't be helped
skill issue
Drink some good water.
Fuggetaboutit.
which ones were the ones you like
@storm jungle I wonder how close this is to your overrated chapters list
the tap water here is terrible, i'm about to pop off
Drink fire water
I dunno then, man.
Last suggestion I got is to go lift a rock.
Never let Reddit opinions ruin your day.
I'm greatly exaggerating something I don't really care about
Eh so and so? Minus id say Sons of the Phoenix, Dark Krakens, Storm Giants lol
ive NEVER seen someone talk about them
I see a bit about the Sons of The Phoenix but only in the context about them being EC

Also same
My beautiful sons of Dorn.
Dark krakens are popular among tabletop people lol
I mean dorn does love statues and shit, make sense he'd have sons of marble
But not really like
Online yapping and shit
The reason being GW did a whole paint guide + transfer sheet thing for em
who even are they
In white dwarf
never seen em
Sally successors
lmao
Salamanders something
They’re from an ocean world
Oh boy I wonder what krieghaters87 gonna talk about
They like hunting giant monsters
Also they’re not nice

They rejected the Promethean creed
Oh they're based, okay
https://www.vxinstagram.com/reel/DT1ex3KDi-E/ flipping a coin on this one
They kidnap children lol
I’m continuing to clean up my room and I found something
Who doesnt
A proxy for a Warlord Titan 
Standard fare for the Imperium
okay but what about a list for best chapters ||to be used as basing material||
They say that the people of their homeworld pay for their protection from giant ocean monsters by having people kidnapped
lol
I mean would you rather lose your child to the sea or have them potentially become a demigod



