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ive just been going about my day with completely wrong ass info lmao
for like 10 years
these things happen
Never trust a fandom's opinion on anything.
very true
especially warhammer fans
these fuckin guys lol
they used to tell me space wolves were COOL
yeah they are cool
they are still going on about "female custodes killing the setting" when they sold out in like days
me when i get mad at toys
i mean ive since detached myself from 40k fandom at a whole and play with my own touys
and have good opinions on wargames

the issue is some armies are way more supported
(duh)
You are basically the target audience the fandom doesnt understand lol
Store I was at had some of the MESBG but I didn't look long
but its a worse divide then like
most people dont give a shit and just buy minis
even if i didnt get to bring any of my minis with me on my move to poland :((((((((
you can't run a solid chunk of armies "pure"
i had a ton of secondhand 3rd ed blood ravens it was very nice
I was fairly annoyed at GW and AoS for a long time because they butchered my beloved WHFB but when you look into things it's fairly understandable
i never played any good games with them and wasnt good at the game but they were MY secondhand lads
it still sucks WHFB had to die
but its uh
back now

Old world is an objective improvement on WHFB gameplay wise
It's sorta there, I don't wanna get models for it now tho
but its also using like
fucking prehistoric minis as well
for some stuff
GW didn't update everything
only Cathay and beasts of chaos have ranges I'd consider of good quality
overall
Eh maybe in 20 years I'll get some
i just like it to read about dwarf fun facts and how cool karl franz definitely was guys trust me heh
Obama Moment
Sugmar dick
-Sigmar AoS 2016
Do not compare Franz with anyone in 40k lmao
his name is karl franz (plus its very cool rolls off the tongue)
has a badass griffin
Cool feather helmet (big feather means he's the most important)
Hammer smash bam
they disrespected a culture so hard both the culture they disrespected and them got clapped into Being weakend
so
ehhhh
read mark of chaos now and understand
Unfortunately he did have two bastard children and premarital sex is a sin, so inshallah he is burning in the pits
the celestant prime is also prolly Karl Franz
He's the emperor he can do whatever he wants
considering he is a
Emperor from the World that was
Fought to his last breath protecting people
Was there when it was ending
He wasn't the Emperor at the time
lol
Stormcast are allowed to shag each other so I don't think it's a sin
He wasn't Stormcast at the time either
who is and isnt allowed to fuck in AoS
Still probably allowed
real talk
Except species that have no need for it
vro they got trees fucking 💀
Well if storm casts can fuck it stands to reason a normal guy can fuck
AYO
show me your stamen and pistil baby
Another WHFB kin lost to the plague
They are divine soldiers, they have higher standards
They're divine soldiers, they get away with shit
I showed you my soulpod please respond
Huh
LMAO
The Sylvaneth are Wood Elves in a literal sense 
LOL
Turns out typing stormcast into the gif bar is certainly something
This makes me think a bit on where Magnus, Ahriman or Mephiston could be ranked on due to their high psychic abilities
Ayo they got necrons in age of sigmar she does look a bit like a tree tho
Why is the overwatch dwarf there when you search stormcast
The Sylvaneth are like, a mix of Ghost Tree elves and literal tree elves
The Sextree
Also she got ambull larva on her tree
that got me thinking
MF the Bonereapers are right there
YOOOO ITS VAMPIRE COUNTS
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Bone Golems™
wrong faction
boney boys
Big sagittal crest suggests plant eaters
That's soulblight grave Lords

Ayo its bone lords
glad to know the vampire counts still look like nerds
Is that allowed
yea
I don't want my minions to think
it worked really well for the dynastic leaders of necrons
Im kinda hoping that in dark heresy we get sorcery
I think its super underutilized
They have their own kingdoms and such
hold on to harp back to dark heresy
whats the over under on those fuckass grey knights being involved
low I'd say
imo
but they could show up lmao
Grey knights are probably unlikely to be around that area
i would get pissed i hate grey knights and its not because of fandom nonsenes i just hate playing against them so much cause of one guy and they look stupid
There's bigger fish to fry than the calixus sextor
Pancreasnowork level trauma found
AOS SKELETONS ARE AURA
like i dont give a shit about fandom discourse on their powerscaled up bullshit, they're squat silver dumbasses with too many skills in tabletop get OUT
and take your fancy guardsmen WITH YOU
the Barrow Kingdoms are the rightful servants of Nagash
They look a good bit like the old art for skeletons, I can appreciate that
execept for the ones that aren't
Nagash forcibly marrying 2 people in death who he know would hate each other
is also a very Nagash thing to do
I always love the story blurb bit in one of the Battletomes (think 4th edition) where a Vampire lord is bossing around the Wight King and trying to countermand his orders but the Wight King keeps ignoring him until he gets tired of the shouting, decapitates the Vampire and just keeps going on with his plans
yet another Wight King W
yet another vampire L we love to see it
Zombies are the non sapient vampire thralls now
too many undead factions the vampires should just give it up
not cut out for these streets they got BONES out there
the vampires are terrified of Nagash
you know what else is a very nagash thing to do?
only reason they fucking work for him lol
make this thing suffer because it's funny as hell
Arent there bones inside of the vampires?
Yes
husband and wife duo of the Nighthaunt Kurdoss Valentian the Craven King and Lady Olynder
Both of them wanted total power in life
in death neither of them fucking get it
god i always love the ghosts in warhammer
Kurdoss is also never allowed to get the glory he desires
Ok so
because his fucking guards always kill whoever he's fighting in a duel
the butchers nails™
We have ghosts vampires skeletons bats and other undead creeps?
i almost thought you lost your love for maddie when i looked at your pfp
I was told this suited me more
The Aos Factions for death are
Flesh Eater Courts(Ghouls)
Soulblight Gravelords(Skeletons and Vampires)
Ossiarch Bonereapers(bone golems)
Nighthaunt(ghosts, tormented souls)
the flesh eater courts live in a delusion
that they're noble knights and lords and ladies
No pirates?
Pirates are under Soulblight
and Courts King, Ushoran the Mortarch of Delusion is unironically the nicest guy in AoS
Ushoran is unironically very nice
as long as you don't piss him off
But the Flesh Eater Courts protect their subjects(terrified normal people and other ghouls)
lol
He's a noble king who utterly embodies the virtues of rulership, like he'll feed them his own blood to keep them starving and he believes that he must put himself in danger to keep them from harm when needed.
behold our Noble King and his Levy fighting these disgusting savage raiders from the northland, defending our people from their violence
our noble footmen in gleaming armor are fighting them smh
Along with our glorious king
There's a segment in his novel where he is travelling to visit a Noble he hasn't heard from in a while and is thinking to himself that he hopes he hasn't heard from the noble because he's plotting treason against him and not because he's been killed, because he can forgive the noble for betraying him but could never forgive himself for being unable to protect his vassal.
There are plenty of stories and art that don't have SM
see the gold is to show their savagery cause they're showing how upperclass they are with all their wealth
Always fun to see people say Stormcast are overused in a 40k discord 🚬
Does anyone have the new art made by the Artist who got captured by the FEC
and it sstarts off as like
normal art of ghouls and such
and then the Delirium takes hold and its like
noble knights in armor by the end
lol
as someone who is not into AoS
They have aura too
im going off pure visual splendor cacti
found it lmao
because as im learning today ive fallen for anti AoS propaganda and went with it for 10 years
prolly
💀
the FEC are probably the nicest Death faction
Nighthaunt are just, a bunch of miserable horrid ghosts
I guess the Soulblight are decently nice as well
Ossiarchs are a bunch of fucking taxmen
Not the hardest bar to pass
mfw some fuckass golem bangs on my door demanding the "tithe"
and gets mad when I am missing a Tibia
Why is bro mewing
Milord simply looks like that
Anyways sylvaneth are the best AoS faction
The world must bloom with life smh
Ignore what happened during the lifequake that was an accident and won’t happen again 
Inb4 a dark heresy dlc with world eaters
fun fact rogue trader is what made me finally go "maybe the word bearers becoming the problem philosphy is kinda cool"
then had my friend lecutre me on erebus for like an hour and man
A single word bearer creating daemonworld
he was so goated tbh
‘Oh you mean the Wight that stays down by the rice field? That’s Glimskull. Keeps to himself mostly. Scared the salt out of the lot of us at first, but he’s saved more Dawners than half the Freeguild combined. Wouldn’t break bread with him, mind. But when the ‘reapers come, you’ll be glad he’s on our side... Keeps the birds away from the fields too.’
— Jakub Helios, Grimreach Settlement Farmhand
AoS has some goofy ass stuff like this as well
It's just good old Irish Fae lore
With a fuckin skeleton
Yea sure they'll keep the dark ones away, but don't you go breaking bread with them or stepping in their circles or they'll steal your bones
https://fxtwitter.com/hyoki57/status/2045094953983066357?s=20 me after seeing the new tech priest companion tbh
and make sure to crack the bottom of your eggs after your done with them or the Devil will grow in the shell.
The manipulus eogunn
You see the devil will grow in the shell, then use it as a boat to sail out to sea and cause storms
im really fascinated how this tech priest is gonna be around the realest most incredible goated admech who ever fucking lived pasqal
the truest goat in every sense of the word
Also most likely eogunn is a heretek
plus also a raging heretek in full scale denial but whatever
NOT THE LAB RATS SONG
feel like you'd get some use out of this
Also lmao i would thank you
Inb4 eogunn gets a grav cannon
lol
Ngl
wtf is he gona look like with armor
Is he even going to get visual changes
ive been doing a run with pasqal and jae in the party and EVERY chance he gets he's like "rogue trader please please please let me turn jae into a servitor please please pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
With dif armor lol
Dude swung that shit like water
its so fucking hilarious
Belly gets bigger
lol
Holyfuck
But yeah eogunn already looks pretty unique
So he might not even get armor
But instead his armor is augments
what.
Is this a dating show?
rogue trader heretical route talking like this in front of argenta and henreix
I have no idea
RICH PERSON MOMENT
Argenta and Henrix: completely loyalist individual
Because I'd match
you can do a literal heretical summoning sermon in front of hereix and he'll go "interesting choice of words" and DO NOTHING ABOUT IT
LIKE BRO
THIS IS YOUR JOBBBBBB
Not gonna lie
I've thought about the same thing but I never said it outloud 💀
I mean
how the brain works
Heinrix is very liberal for an inquisitor
I say many horrible things underneath my breath and in my head when I'm feeling excited
But even he dables in chaos without your interference
h
I know its normal, its our intrusive thoughts but I never say them outloud
yeah cause his mentor is CALCAZAR
Fuck calazar
mr ||put an alien god in a box radical|| calcazar
Im gonna beat his ass every playthrough
henreix is still under the assumption he is not a radical though (which is what his act4 quest is about if we may recall)
Heinrix is a good friend tho
like a tool as in a fuckin idiot
shoutout to the ending where he goes "my work here is done" and flies into the maw and dies
sorry "never seen again"
lol
so many character endings end with "they traveled through the maw and were never seen again"
like lmao okay
The Rogue Trader endings are very funny
||If you have ulfar in your party calcazar gets beaten badly in a duel and his head stomped on||
||iirc the ending procs if ulfar is lone wolf, calcazar is left to live, regardless if he was in your party but due to the etudes making ulfar lone wolf is REALLY easy||
anyways great game love it but i love to make fun of the things i like
if i had to only be positive about 40k and say for instance darktide i would go INSANE
||He gets killed by ulfar in almost any ending where both are alive||
rip the goat couldnt be me
So I thought of a Khornate OC where they're like
So roided up that they're stronger and as dexterious as an SM
Like they just sucked up that KHORNATE juice so much
That they became a beast of a man
storm of iron
hey so like rq
?
whats the deal with mr turbo being back
Essentially happens to a woman in Storm of Iron
Oh
Hes besieging the cadian gate
what is her name
good for him
i havent gotten around to reading steel legion books so i dont wanna be one of those "i watched steel legion youtube shorts actually they hate chaos" type guys
cause i know that aint exactly true
Larana Utorian it was
Happens because she puts on some funny armour but still, it's a plausible situation
oh great she doesn't even have a lexi page
luckily Heart of Blood actually summarized it
(but also mr turbo was always a favorite of mine just simply by virture of dorn being my number 1)
Yeah my personal idea is that he's basically just
straight up on that khornate brand protein powder
The only thing he hasn't done to himself is Butcher's Nails
He doesn't like being pushed to kill by some fuck ass dreadlocks
It's either his God or the voices in his head
Nobody else will judge it

I thought of something similar to like that Slaaneshi mf that ate several Greater Daemons
But with lesser daemons
Like he just beat Bloodletters to the point where they're just additions to his strength
Wants to make his fortress planets and reach Terra or something
More primarch nonsense
Like is there any case where
A possessed mf managed to beat their daemon(s) and returned control back to their body
Actually that's literally just the exorcist chapters
Yeah it happens in the Black Crusade TTRPG book somewhere
But instead of driving them away. They just get...
Absorbed so to speak.
Like their will is so great that it forced them into submission
Storm of Iron is a great one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
good book?
How dangerous is a single nurgling?
yeah its a great 40k chaos book
Not very if you’re armed
If you’re unarmed it’s like a rabid small animal trying to tear your head off
So very
lol
being a CM for a game in 2026 must be one of the most thankless jobs around
gamers just cant fucking help themselves
Being a CM for a MOBA is on the easier side because instead people scream at the balance team

the CM is gonna take literally all the shit and most off it is totally undeserved
and they treat a tiny change as some apocalyptic insult
its possible im talking in the wrong channel

I understand how CM in general have tenure of less than 2 years
Be a CM for Dota and read about how the players want ice frogs head instead

Or for League and whatever member of the balance or design team they’ve picked
MOBA players are a contentious folk
They somehow direct the anger past the CM consistently, it’s incredible honestly
Is this what “playing for the objective” means 
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What’s wrong don’t want the liquid grim dark sponsorship

I can’t find the gif
The one where weshammer is getting dipped into goo frm a baby cradle and it says SPONSORED BY DARKTIDE
It seems like GW doenst officially work with weshammer anymore outside of the mobile game
they do on and off usually
like how Ian once in awhile will go "Oh yeah GW gave me a copy for this so im covering it" etc
Oh the imperial saint girl finished her fulgrims cosplay
when the fuck did that happen?
frankly im surprised they ever worked with him, like i like his videos but i didnt think GW worked officially with any of the warhammer YTers
Weshammer is pretty mild as far as Warhammer lore goes. He's just a bit over the top. At least he's not a raging dude bro or a chud
glances at majorkill
i put wes is the same group as adric and pancreus, decent primer kinda stuff
He's good for just getting into the setting but it's not super accurate or in depth
the category is true yea
^
hes just "WOWZA GUYS LOOK AT THIS"
Ian is more professional and "adult" I wanna say.
wes also puts a spotlight on the warhammer horror stories so thats a big plus imo
yeah its a media literally NO warhammer youtuber covers
i was gonna say "for some reason" but i realised people wanna watch marines instead lol
Marines get boring fast
✅ TRUE ✅ proven by sciense
His life as a chaos marine video might be the worst Warhammer video ever made though
My favorite roid seller
WHAT?
He is a YouTuber for a hobby focused around middle aged fat British men to roll dice and move plastic men
Yeah and he’s gotta make some more cash smh
Me and my friend yesterday were making fun do the steroidlympics aka the enhanced games
Which is an Olympics except you are allowed to cheat via performance boosters
(And everyone is still worse than actual Olympians)
Anyways Valrak slop get it here
-
has heard that Vect will be coming as an army centre-piece model in 11E; the dias lives in some manner,
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after the launch codices (Space Marines and Orks), Valrak has heard T'au and Custodes should be out by the end of the year
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has heard T'au may be receiving a "mini-refresh" alongside their codex focused around suits; Crisis Battlesuits, Broadside Battlesuits (plural)
yeah that Vect
The lord of comorroagh himself
Drukhari refresh PLSSS
Take your bets here
Does Vect keep the mostly naked slaves
Or do they get replaced
Greyknight fans and drukahri fans sitting together in a run down house drinking beer from 2005 together
they will get some more modest clothing
We’ve seen how GW dresses those sorts of slaves in art lmao
They’ll get barely a top at best 💀
They probably will replace it with vect’s personal guard
They’ll split it with a male and female slave this time instead/j
Honestly yeah
i still laugh at the fact Vect was in dow1 but only as the relic unit
God vects mini was so funny
New army?
All plastic
WE and Tsons
Are the only armies to not get a proper wave 2
and gsc
?
They came out 7e
why do his incudi have those coats?
They got a wave 2 in 8e
Oh yeha
They just dressed like that in 3e
I forgot
ah so its just a hold over
It’s likely if they have modern incubi on his ride they won’t have coats
It they allow gsc to take the faction less necromunda vehicles people would be happy
1 infantry unit and like another centerpiece
Ugggggggggghhhhh
Especially because our current centerpiece is just a Genestealer now
Patriarch
Are you kidding me the new dlc companion for rt is another tech priest
Only attaching to Genestealer is fucking crazy
Yes, it’s def a bit weird lol
But Owlcat are def admech fans
I'm really peeved

My bet is proper admech origin
Which I would jus use to cosplay soemoen from my knight house
I mean kinda same
some days i worry about people
warframes are hollowed out shells of infected flesh and even then the warframes the tenno use are just clones of those original ones
You think that matters
Humanity will not stop at that.
Bro people mod put there norn queens with thigh highs and tits
i know it doesnt and thats why i worry sometimes
Thigh high neurolictor moment
isnt that literally an offical GW mini?
Do not the bug it's bugussy with melt yo shit smoove off
No
Well it was photoshop
But yes
The official neurolictor looks like this lol
normal lictor dont even have a damn tail
The photoshopped one.
oh wait they do
They do it’s just lifted up
That is a poster child scheme
Behemoth
Whoops
They just stoped doing it 4e
Iirc
Or 5e
I forget
Leviathan has replaced Behemoth as the poster boy and its sad
tyranid kebab
Probably a taste of all time
It's incredible how I can misplace anything, a whole spraycan is just gone
I lost all my notes for vtm so I'm not surprised somebody can lose a spraycan
Entire book just gone
a whole book?
you guys ever just look through the supplementary chapters they used to fill codexes to just find like
the worst fucking heradly ever
Yes entire book
Wait, are they a successor of the space wolves?
GW*
It's swag
It says allied not founding
if you would refer to the rule of cool
Invincible spoilers:
What's wrong with that baneblade
It’s Yarricks
It’s the fortress of arrogance
random question, anyone know if fantasyflight games is still around? because i only really hear about them when watching something related to the old stuff they use to make for warhammer
Yeah they still do some stuff
They have a fun Star Wars system
Yes
They do Star Wars stuff mostly now
why does Yarrick have his own custom baneblade anyway?
lmao
Probably safer not to
Yarrik gets what ever the hell he wants, he's one of the greatest men to ever live
Doesn't it appear in one book or something
Have a cool spiritseer also
entirely lore accurate
Yes
No wonder I forgot it, I blame GW
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its a shame because it really is the pinnacle of imperial tank naming
a big fucking baneblade named THE FORTRESS OF ARROGANCE
It also got crushed by a stompa
Yes
Depends on the author
Multiple times
And on the space marine
custodies got their shit kicked in by the possessed world bearers
Rlly?
Howd that go for them?
I mean chaos marines are just like normal marines
The possessed word bearer has help from a daemon
Eeeeh it depends on the legion and purely on the author. Most of the time a single custodes can take down maybe 10-15 marines before being finally put down
The clear difference of marines and custodes is team cohesion
Marines are coordinated and always get more results in teams while custodes act more like lonely soldiers, one-man-armies type deal
Yea, they are no joke
More than 10-15
20-30?
It was once said a custodes was worth 100 marines
I mean lore is always shifting and numbers mean almost nothing in 40k
Also depends on the custodian
Constantin Valdor? Gonna need at least a full chapter buddy
That is true
I think it's more than that tbh, its purely on author
Asterion Moloc can probably solo Valdor if he's the main character of the novel
Don’t get crazy now
Moloc sweeps
Asterion is a nobody
1 Custodes being worth 100 marines doesn't necessarily mean 1 Custodes can fight 100 marines, it just means they're more valuable
Bait
I think if the custodes is just on a bad spot (distance disadvantage maybe or has no high-ground) the fight could be done way faster
But yeah it’s inconsistent and purely dependent on the author, the custodian, the marines etc.
No really, its got a lot of potential…
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It took a full BT crusade to kill a custodian and his Primaris marine reinforcements and then it took a Dark Angels squad to kill a custodian
Completely forgot imperialis was a thing
It gets better
It seems like the bad rules writers all got dumped into that project
Whats legion imperialis
Horus heresy but tiny
Legit
The minis are mini minis
breh
Kinda cute tbh
And the funny thing is, the mini minis have the same assembly sprue as the normal sized 30k era stuff
so assembly is a pain for vehicles
Right wingers surely have lost their mind
Ai generated people
My radical centrist take is that both of those people look awful to have a conversation with
I already posted this days ago!!!!
No you didnt you dirty little liar
Hey they have cool named characters okay
I dont know shit about ultramarines beyond titty man
and that theyre one color away from looking like nerf toys
I quite like Cato in knights of macragg
then they got rid of his beard
now he's lame again
like holy glow down
Can one use greenstuff to put a beard back on a model?
And more hair?
The fuck-ass side-shave makes me wanna hurl.
Yes
He’s always looked fuck ugly without a beard tbh
Every man looks better with a beard
Incorrect
My personal tastes do not dictate yours smh
WRONG
A beard is just a guy waking up and going "I wish I could look worse"
Counterpoint: ogryns with beards.
Handsome bois.
Indeed
I just copy and pasted this meme to post in here because I thought I was in another discord
dumbass
I think all of the Primarchs that died would also be in this category lmao
I think Kazuma Kiryu could kick a primarchs shit in
Heavily inspired by https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzOKR7v0U2I
Monika voiced by anonymous
Benjamin Netanyahu voiced by anonymous
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ts is why DDLC was removed from google play
Sportacus solos the Chaos gods, EZ.
Clear your fucking notifs good gods
7 pings from different sources
Unknowable numbers of text messages
2 snap notifs
Pinterest
YouTube
The play store
A recording
And a dot denoting that theres more
How do you live like this
Look at what they are playing
I wish gacha games worked on me
By completely ignoring them
Literally they pile up because I don't acknowledge them

You can submit to the project moon brainworm any time
I would need a gundam gacha
Honkai Star Rail
Knew it
Thought it would be Eepy
No, it's a serious PRAWNblem
I only subject myself to one gambling game and its Limbus Company (and cloverpit)
The project moon writing team really out here rewriting Don Quixote but its better in every single way
I cant take invincible fan edits seriously they just copy and pasted Nolan's face
Contrast to his comic self aswell
Tbh show is pretty accurate that pic is just different
Well its for sure different
Unfortunately the original artist for the comic isnt involved with the show
Otherwise we'd be seeing 1 episode for 2 weeks 
and all the budget went to the VAs
kekw
Yeah i'll take not seeing that Oliver again just fine
The show or comic oliver?
the original artist has literally said himself it doesnt matter if hes involved with the show or not because thats not how animation like this works compared to teh comic lol
Invincible fans legit cannot stop bitching about anything for 1 week
Kinda the same as how Darktide and Miniature can't really be portrayed the same way, arts is often dependent on the medium it is on
Yeah tho comics as the Invincible illustrator put it have the advantage of... you know, being a still image lmao
Why don't they just draw the image and then ask Grok to animate it
Kinda the same vein as fan animators who do an animation of the show and everyone goes "WOAH WAY BETTER THAN THE ACTUAL THING"
Seems pretty easy
Literally worked 5 months for a 20 second clip
Ryan ottley
yes
I'm a hag
I'm so old and decrepit
I've hit the wall
I'm wasting away
I'm 25 now

"Grok, jerk it a little"
No...I'm not strong enough...
stop whining bitch
The elder has spoken
You old sponge
Fetuses should not speak 🫡
Dilara is a billion years old cosmic entity
Swing and a miss
The old maid said, barrenly
Blonde witch in this movie is the only blonde woman that owns my heart
The young squirt said, to me barely noticing
Also reddit is to the right
And those in baby cribs should keep their pacifiers in their mouth 😉
Also merry hagdom
imagine thinking you're old as a mere 25 year old gamete
Newborn zoomers unfortunately dont really get how age works
In what way, read Lexi I guess
Ew anyone but you sump-dweller
Nah, the Lexi pages for Necromunda are ususlly pretty neglected outside a few House Gangs. Sadly
But to be fair, Necromunda is huge so those would be the largest pages on the entire site
Is that a reddit opinion? I thought people hated Sarah Jessica Parker for some reason
Horse face or something
Yeah
shouldnt guys your age be gooning to overwatch/rivals

Sorry guys my chud senses flared up for a sec....
Sump dweller is the funniest shit ive seen
Bro had that shit at the ready
"We got a sump-dweller in the spire guys.... lemme remove this sump-dweller...."
Would not shed a tear if this pretentious twink was torn limb from limb by a wild pack of dogs
If by pack of dogs you mean group sex with the Ocelot Unit then yeah that happens
also thats MAJOR Twinkcelot to you
Reinhardt...
👎
The setting is okay
You have the core book and its campaign and full rules
Then you pick one of the 6 (+the others) factions you like and get their book
Then you slowly let it take over your life
Simples
intense autism
Would Yarrick really choose a name like that? I feel spite is more his thing.
I dunno but Fortress of Arrogance goes hard as fuck, always has
TBF we don't know who gave it the name
We only know that it is his command baneblade
Hes a prick so its pretty in character
one of the only realistic commissar characters in the setting 
For a realistic commissar he is actually pretty competent, surprisingly
Realism is not really competence
its being a fascist prick
something Cain and Gaunt (the most lauded commissars in the setting) dont manage
You mistake me, I'm not denying that, I'm saying given what he is he actually manages to do his written job description :p


think better before insulting me next time dumbo
Also I just saw a seagull kill and eat a pigeon
I mean, compared to all the other commissars who go overboard with the blammings...
and that new Lady Commissar who only knows to tell people to charge
Gaunt is too cutie-patootie.
-# I've had time for six pages.

thats basically all Abnett characters
he always has to hero-ify imperials
They are the series breadwinners.
Can't make them too mean or they scare away the dorks...
Like meee.
Series.
Franchise.
Words.
🫡
For real though, Cain's jaw is so silly-looking to me.
but yeah heroes sell more
hes a propaganda-twat so thats intentional
Could smash concrete with it.
Smarmy mamafucka'.
I think even the art of Cain is in-universe propaganda art :p
Yes it is a pretty damn low bar, but credit is where credit due :p
Everything in 40k is propaganda.
Especially the Sisters of Battle.
its true they have boobs
Shut up lizard
Propaganda implies it’s not the truth
not exactly, the best propaganda is half truths and exadurations after all
add a few 0s to the death count of a bombing raid and boom you have a propaganda piece that ether makes your forces look better or makes the other side look like monsters
Most likely a mix of both, and further progresses based on player action. Like Kibellah
I hate how heretic, my favorite path is not that filled with content :(




I need those think emotes

watching pragmata
why does the child have 67 in her name
brain rot creature
kill.
its already an abomination, a small girl android, brain rot is just one more reason to destroy it
i like my robots to look like robots tyvm
I like my robots more human looking because it makes their slave labour more appealing to me
To be honest, Horus wouldn't be mad about Sanguinius being the best boy
He was close to him and knew how awesome he was
Shut the fuck up
67 is in her name dude
I need a voice clip of her saying 67 now
no
Yes.
no
She said 67
Mmmmm... lobawtamy....
god i cant wait for this stupid meme to die
no because they arent watching brainrot
I unfortunately think 67 is a meme that will probably never die
Just comes and goes
Yes they are
It will because it has no cultural significance
unlike say 69
lmfao

“realism” would be Yarrick does his whole ‘arm an entire hive as a suicide army’ and then still lose
Amongus came and went and is now just a "Lmao yea i remember that, anyway"
Whens the last time you got hit with "epic fail"
^
also yeah sorry 67 does not have the Mandate of Heaven
Also this unironically
technically both 69 and 67 have meaning
memes that stay relevant are ones that are actually funny
67's whole thing is brainrot
Damn this new guy is cool looking
it does not have Funny Number rizz
they dont
it WILL go in textbooks
69 means funny sex
67 has no meaning
and "nice"
its literally made to make people mad
I can already see this sticker getting deleted in 6 months to make room for another meme
It means brainrot, and hand thing. and "SIX SEVEN!!!!"
yeah it has no meaning
you literally rae proving my point
LMAO
roflcopter
its the same as 9/11 being funny
because it stopped being a tragedy once people realised
uh you know
America kinda sucks
Wym
9 11!!!!!!
do I need to link the Hulk Hogan edits people were making the day of
(also the entire War on Terror™ being a joke)
911 is literally that new vegas meme for americans
"HEY, YOU ARE DESECRATING A WAR MEMORIAL"
Okay cry about it

Anyone outside of America does it better because its a mocking/ragebait dark comedy meme
so it makes it eternal as well due to being tied to a historical event
You think skibidi toilet is gonna be historic
Probably not, it will pass
nah
a lot of people already moved on from it
the toilet couldn’t even make a movie happen
yah it will
but I still say it
We have a saying for shit like that
"Só morreu playboy"
Only "high-class" people died, so less caring for it
^
So

Yeah lmao
stop hating.
anyway skibitwat shit is already a passing fad, people barely talk of it anymore unless its just "lol xd" random mention
never, it gives me strength
Memes only are timeless when they are actually funny
you're young
its still relevant
its normal
:)
9+10



