#40k-lore-chat

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arctic talon
steel ingot
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ive just been going about my day with completely wrong ass info lmao

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for like 10 years

vagrant fox
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these things happen

arctic talon
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Look you know its bad

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when uruk hai outsell you

steel ingot
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i was busy like

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buying second hand space marine models

storm jungle
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Never trust a fandom's opinion on anything.

steel ingot
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very true

storm jungle
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especially warhammer fans

arctic talon
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these fuckin guys lol

steel ingot
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they used to tell me space wolves were COOL

arctic talon
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they outsold

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all of WHFB

vagrant fox
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theyre cool tho

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How is the LOTR thingy, is it good

arctic talon
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yeah they are cool

storm jungle
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they are still going on about "female custodes killing the setting" when they sold out in like days

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me when i get mad at toys

arctic talon
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MESBG is pretty good

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according to the people I know who play it

steel ingot
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i mean ive since detached myself from 40k fandom at a whole and play with my own touys

arctic talon
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and have good opinions on wargames

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the issue is some armies are way more supported

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(duh)

storm jungle
vagrant fox
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Store I was at had some of the MESBG but I didn't look long

arctic talon
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but its a worse divide then like

storm jungle
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most people dont give a shit and just buy minis

arctic talon
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40k

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lol

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in terms of faction favortism

steel ingot
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even if i didnt get to bring any of my minis with me on my move to poland :((((((((

arctic talon
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you can't run a solid chunk of armies "pure"

steel ingot
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i had a ton of secondhand 3rd ed blood ravens it was very nice

vagrant fox
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I was fairly annoyed at GW and AoS for a long time because they butchered my beloved WHFB but when you look into things it's fairly understandable

steel ingot
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i never played any good games with them and wasnt good at the game but they were MY secondhand lads

arctic talon
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it still sucks WHFB had to die

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but its uh

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back now

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Old world is an objective improvement on WHFB gameplay wise

vagrant fox
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It's sorta there, I don't wanna get models for it now tho

arctic talon
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but its also using like

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fucking prehistoric minis as well

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for some stuff

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GW didn't update everything

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only Cathay and beasts of chaos have ranges I'd consider of good quality

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overall

vagrant fox
arctic talon
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and cathay is cheating

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because they're brand new

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lmao

steel ingot
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i just like it to read about dwarf fun facts and how cool karl franz definitely was guys trust me heh

arctic talon
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well

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Karl Franz was like

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an actual good Emperor

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a flawed one but he's human

steel ingot
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i know i just like to pretend he wasnt

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for fun you see

storm jungle
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Obama Moment

arctic talon
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Sugmar dick
-Sigmar AoS 2016

steel ingot
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he's def one of the better human leaders

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i mean lets compare and contrast

arctic talon
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Do not compare Franz with anyone in 40k lmao

vagrant fox
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The only sensible ones were the high elves ok

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Maybe the lizards

steel ingot
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his name is karl franz (plus its very cool rolls off the tongue)
has a badass griffin
Cool feather helmet (big feather means he's the most important)
Hammer smash bam

queen laurel
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so

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ehhhh

vagrant fox
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read mark of chaos now and understand

rocky gale
arctic talon
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Is that a sin under the cult of sigmar lmao

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genuine question

vagrant fox
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uhh

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Does it go against obey your orders

arctic talon
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the celestant prime is also prolly Karl Franz

near wasp
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He's the emperor he can do whatever he wants

arctic talon
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considering he is a

Emperor from the World that was
Fought to his last breath protecting people
Was there when it was ending

rocky gale
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He wasn't the Emperor at the time

arctic talon
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lol

queen laurel
arctic talon
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this is WHFB

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not AoS

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smh

rocky gale
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He wasn't Stormcast at the time either

steel ingot
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who is and isnt allowed to fuck in AoS

queen laurel
steel ingot
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real talk

rocky gale
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Anyone in AoS can bang tbh

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Even the undead be doing it

queen laurel
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Except species that have no need for it

steel ingot
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okay AoS is better then

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its settled

arctic talon
near wasp
steel ingot
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AYO

steel ingot
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show me your stamen and pistil baby

vagrant fox
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Another WHFB kin lost to the plague

near wasp
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They are divine soldiers, they have higher standards

rocky gale
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They're divine soldiers, they get away with shit

arctic talon
vagrant fox
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I've always appreciated the sign of Sigmar being a gang sign

rocky gale
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Huh

steel ingot
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LMAO

arctic talon
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The Sylvaneth are Wood Elves in a literal sense TopKekSphere

arctic talon
rocky gale
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Turns out typing stormcast into the gif bar is certainly something

rancid cove
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This makes me think a bit on where Magnus, Ahriman or Mephiston could be ranked on due to their high psychic abilities

limpid granite
vagrant fox
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Why is the overwatch dwarf there when you search stormcast

arctic talon
rocky gale
limpid granite
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Also she got ambull larva on her tree

arctic talon
limpid granite
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Yoo its a mandrake

steel ingot
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that got me thinking

queen laurel
limpid granite
daring creek
arctic talon
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Bone Golems™

arctic talon
steel ingot
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boney boys

vagrant fox
queen laurel
daring creek
arctic talon
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The skeletons all being sapient

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is fucking hilarious

limpid granite
steel ingot
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glad to know the vampire counts still look like nerds

arctic talon
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Look

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they gave the Skeletons aura in AoS

vagrant fox
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Is that allowed

steel ingot
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yea

vagrant fox
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I don't want my minions to think

steel ingot
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it worked really well for the dynastic leaders of necrons

limpid granite
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Im kinda hoping that in dark heresy we get sorcery

arctic talon
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Yeah the Skeletons are fucking Aura

limpid granite
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I think its super underutilized

arctic talon
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They have their own kingdoms and such

steel ingot
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hold on to harp back to dark heresy

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whats the over under on those fuckass grey knights being involved

arctic talon
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imo

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but they could show up lmao

near wasp
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Grey knights are probably unlikely to be around that area

steel ingot
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i would get pissed i hate grey knights and its not because of fandom nonsenes i just hate playing against them so much cause of one guy and they look stupid

near wasp
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There's bigger fish to fry than the calixus sextor

queen laurel
arctic talon
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AOS SKELETONS ARE AURA

steel ingot
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like i dont give a shit about fandom discourse on their powerscaled up bullshit, they're squat silver dumbasses with too many skills in tabletop get OUT

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and take your fancy guardsmen WITH YOU

arctic talon
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the Barrow Kingdoms are the rightful servants of Nagash

vagrant fox
arctic talon
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execept for the ones that aren't

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Nagash forcibly marrying 2 people in death who he know would hate each other

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is also a very Nagash thing to do

rocky gale
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I always love the story blurb bit in one of the Battletomes (think 4th edition) where a Vampire lord is bossing around the Wight King and trying to countermand his orders but the Wight King keeps ignoring him until he gets tired of the shouting, decapitates the Vampire and just keeps going on with his plans

arctic talon
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yet another Wight King W

steel ingot
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yet another vampire L we love to see it

arctic talon
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Zombies are the non sapient vampire thralls now

steel ingot
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too many undead factions the vampires should just give it up

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not cut out for these streets they got BONES out there

arctic talon
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the vampires are terrified of Nagash

queen laurel
arctic talon
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only reason they fucking work for him lol

queen laurel
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make this thing suffer because it's funny as hell

limpid granite
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Arent there bones inside of the vampires?

arctic talon
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Yes

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husband and wife duo of the Nighthaunt Kurdoss Valentian the Craven King and Lady Olynder

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Both of them wanted total power in life

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in death neither of them fucking get it

steel ingot
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god i always love the ghosts in warhammer

arctic talon
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Kurdoss is also never allowed to get the glory he desires

limpid granite
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Ok so

arctic talon
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because his fucking guards always kill whoever he's fighting in a duel

sacred bluff
arctic talon
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with a trillion arrows

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right as he's about to finish them off

rocky gale
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Devour

arctic talon
limpid granite
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We have ghosts vampires skeletons bats and other undead creeps?

steel ingot
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stolen from twitter from instagram from twitter moment

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i seen this goin around

sacred bluff
# rocky gale Slay

i almost thought you lost your love for maddie when i looked at your pfp

rocky gale
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I was told this suited me more

arctic talon
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The Aos Factions for death are

Flesh Eater Courts(Ghouls)
Soulblight Gravelords(Skeletons and Vampires)
Ossiarch Bonereapers(bone golems)
Nighthaunt(ghosts, tormented souls)

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the flesh eater courts live in a delusion

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that they're noble knights and lords and ladies

near wasp
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No pirates?

arctic talon
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Pirates are under Soulblight

rocky gale
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and Courts King, Ushoran the Mortarch of Delusion is unironically the nicest guy in AoS

arctic talon
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Ushoran is unironically very nice

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as long as you don't piss him off

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But the Flesh Eater Courts protect their subjects(terrified normal people and other ghouls)

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lol

rocky gale
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He's a noble king who utterly embodies the virtues of rulership, like he'll feed them his own blood to keep them starving and he believes that he must put himself in danger to keep them from harm when needed.

arctic talon
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behold our Noble King and his Levy fighting these disgusting savage raiders from the northland, defending our people from their violence

steel ingot
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man

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the gold boys really are so lame lmao im sorry i cant

arctic talon
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wdym gold, those are naked savage raiders

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wearing face masks

steel ingot
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like every fucking drawing of AoS is SO cool and then fuckin

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these guys show up

arctic talon
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our noble footmen in gleaming armor are fighting them smh

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Along with our glorious king

rocky gale
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There's a segment in his novel where he is travelling to visit a Noble he hasn't heard from in a while and is thinking to himself that he hopes he hasn't heard from the noble because he's plotting treason against him and not because he's been killed, because he can forgive the noble for betraying him but could never forgive himself for being unable to protect his vassal.

celest dome
steel ingot
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see the gold is to show their savagery cause they're showing how upperclass they are with all their wealth

celest dome
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Always fun to see people say Stormcast are overused in a 40k discord 🚬

arctic talon
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Does anyone have the new art made by the Artist who got captured by the FEC

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and it sstarts off as like

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normal art of ghouls and such

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and then the Delirium takes hold and its like

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noble knights in armor by the end

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lol

steel ingot
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as someone who is not into AoS

steel ingot
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im going off pure visual splendor cacti

queen laurel
arctic talon
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found it lmao

steel ingot
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because as im learning today ive fallen for anti AoS propaganda and went with it for 10 years

arctic talon
steel ingot
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what a lovely family potrait

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you think he's got this up over the fireplace

arctic talon
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prolly

rocky gale
hallow saddle
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💀

arctic talon
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the FEC are probably the nicest Death faction

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Nighthaunt are just, a bunch of miserable horrid ghosts

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I guess the Soulblight are decently nice as well

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Ossiarchs are a bunch of fucking taxmen

rocky gale
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Here for the bone taxes

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Pay up

celest dome
arctic talon
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mfw some fuckass golem bangs on my door demanding the "tithe"

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and gets mad when I am missing a Tibia

limpid granite
rocky gale
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Milord simply looks like that

arctic talon
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Anyways sylvaneth are the best AoS faction

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The world must bloom with life smh

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Ignore what happened during the lifequake that was an accident and won’t happen again smarf

limpid granite
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Inb4 a dark heresy dlc with world eaters

rocky gale
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Yea sure, let the worlds bloom with new life

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More to eat

steel ingot
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fun fact rogue trader is what made me finally go "maybe the word bearers becoming the problem philosphy is kinda cool"

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then had my friend lecutre me on erebus for like an hour and man

limpid granite
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A single word bearer creating daemonworld

steel ingot
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he was so goated tbh

arctic talon
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‘Oh you mean the Wight that stays down by the rice field? That’s Glimskull. Keeps to himself mostly. Scared the salt out of the lot of us at first, but he’s saved more Dawners than half the Freeguild combined. Wouldn’t break bread with him, mind. But when the ‘reapers come, you’ll be glad he’s on our side... Keeps the birds away from the fields too.’

— Jakub Helios, Grimreach Settlement Farmhand

AoS has some goofy ass stuff like this as well

rocky gale
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It's just good old Irish Fae lore

arctic talon
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With a fuckin skeleton

rocky gale
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Yea sure they'll keep the dark ones away, but don't you go breaking bread with them or stepping in their circles or they'll steal your bones

languid meadow
rocky gale
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and make sure to crack the bottom of your eggs after your done with them or the Devil will grow in the shell.

rocky gale
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You see the devil will grow in the shell, then use it as a boat to sail out to sea and cause storms

steel ingot
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im really fascinated how this tech priest is gonna be around the realest most incredible goated admech who ever fucking lived pasqal

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the truest goat in every sense of the word

limpid granite
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Also most likely eogunn is a heretek

steel ingot
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plus also a raging heretek in full scale denial but whatever

languid meadow
languid meadow
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feel like you'd get some use out of this

storm jungle
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Also lmao i would thank you

limpid granite
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Inb4 eogunn gets a grav cannon

arctic talon
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lol

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Ngl

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wtf is he gona look like with armor

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Is he even going to get visual changes

steel ingot
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ive been doing a run with pasqal and jae in the party and EVERY chance he gets he's like "rogue trader please please please let me turn jae into a servitor please please pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

arctic talon
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With dif armor lol

daring creek
steel ingot
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its so fucking hilarious

limpid granite
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Belly gets bigger

arctic talon
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lol

daring creek
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Holyfuck

limpid granite
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But yeah eogunn already looks pretty unique

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So he might not even get armor

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But instead his armor is augments

rancid cove
rocky gale
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Is this a dating show?

steel ingot
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rogue trader heretical route talking like this in front of argenta and henreix

rancid cove
daring creek
rancid cove
rocky gale
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Because I'd match

daring creek
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Like

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Holyshit

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She sounds like my intrusive thoughts

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Lmfao

steel ingot
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you can do a literal heretical summoning sermon in front of hereix and he'll go "interesting choice of words" and DO NOTHING ABOUT IT

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LIKE BRO

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THIS IS YOUR JOBBBBBB

rancid cove
steel ingot
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normal actually

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like real talk

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very normal

limpid granite
steel ingot
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how the brain works

limpid granite
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Heinrix is very liberal for an inquisitor

daring creek
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I say many horrible things underneath my breath and in my head when I'm feeling excited

limpid granite
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But even he dables in chaos without your interference

daring creek
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h

rancid cove
steel ingot
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yeah cause his mentor is CALCAZAR

limpid granite
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Fuck calazar

steel ingot
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mr ||put an alien god in a box radical|| calcazar

limpid granite
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Im gonna beat his ass every playthrough

arctic talon
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Heinrix is not a puritan at all despite acting like one

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Tbh

steel ingot
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henreix is still under the assumption he is not a radical though (which is what his act4 quest is about if we may recall)

arctic talon
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Yes

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He’s like a radical leaning moderate at best lol

steel ingot
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you know what he is?

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a fuckin tool

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not like a tool as in a useful thing

limpid granite
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Heinrix is a good friend tho

steel ingot
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like a tool as in a fuckin idiot

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shoutout to the ending where he goes "my work here is done" and flies into the maw and dies

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sorry "never seen again"

arctic talon
steel ingot
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so many character endings end with "they traveled through the maw and were never seen again"

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like lmao okay

vagrant fox
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The Rogue Trader endings are very funny

limpid granite
steel ingot
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anyways great game love it but i love to make fun of the things i like

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if i had to only be positive about 40k and say for instance darktide i would go INSANE

limpid granite
steel ingot
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rip the goat couldnt be me

opaque coyote
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So I thought of a Khornate OC where they're like

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So roided up that they're stronger and as dexterious as an SM

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Like they just sucked up that KHORNATE juice so much

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That they became a beast of a man

vagrant fox
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storm of iron

steel ingot
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hey so like rq

opaque coyote
steel ingot
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whats the deal with mr turbo being back

vagrant fox
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Essentially happens to a woman in Storm of Iron

opaque coyote
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Oh

limpid granite
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Hes besieging the cadian gate

opaque coyote
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what is her name

steel ingot
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good for him

vagrant fox
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Uhh

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Lana? Lirana?

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guess I'll look it up

steel ingot
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i havent gotten around to reading steel legion books so i dont wanna be one of those "i watched steel legion youtube shorts actually they hate chaos" type guys

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cause i know that aint exactly true

vagrant fox
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Larana Utorian it was

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Happens because she puts on some funny armour but still, it's a plausible situation

opaque coyote
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luckily Heart of Blood actually summarized it

steel ingot
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(but also mr turbo was always a favorite of mine just simply by virture of dorn being my number 1)

opaque coyote
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The only thing he hasn't done to himself is Butcher's Nails

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He doesn't like being pushed to kill by some fuck ass dreadlocks

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It's either his God or the voices in his head

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Nobody else will judge it

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I thought of something similar to like that Slaaneshi mf that ate several Greater Daemons

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But with lesser daemons

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Like he just beat Bloodletters to the point where they're just additions to his strength

vagrant fox
opaque coyote
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Just into submission

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I forgot if Possessed mfs could like "win out" in the end

vagrant fox
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More primarch nonsense

opaque coyote
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Like is there any case where

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A possessed mf managed to beat their daemon(s) and returned control back to their body

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Actually that's literally just the exorcist chapters

vagrant fox
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Yeah it happens in the Black Crusade TTRPG book somewhere

opaque coyote
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But instead of driving them away. They just get...

Absorbed so to speak.

Like their will is so great that it forced them into submission

hallow saddle
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Storm of Iron is a great one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

opaque coyote
vital ginkgo
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How dangerous is a single nurgling?

hallow saddle
arctic talon
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If you’re unarmed it’s like a rabid small animal trying to tear your head off

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So very

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lol

hallow saddle
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being a CM for a game in 2026 must be one of the most thankless jobs around

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gamers just cant fucking help themselves

arctic talon
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Being a CM for a MOBA is on the easier side because instead people scream at the balance team

hallow saddle
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the CM is gonna take literally all the shit and most off it is totally undeserved

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and they treat a tiny change as some apocalyptic insult

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its possible im talking in the wrong channel

celest dome
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I understand how CM in general have tenure of less than 2 years

arctic talon
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Or for League and whatever member of the balance or design team they’ve picked

vagrant fox
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MOBA players are a contentious folk

arctic talon
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Is this what “playing for the objective” means TopKekSphere

storm jungle
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he is sponsored by GW for lore coverages so usually gets early access and does lots of great other 40k content

rose thorn
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What’s wrong don’t want the liquid grim dark sponsorship

storm jungle
rose thorn
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I can’t find the gif

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The one where weshammer is getting dipped into goo frm a baby cradle and it says SPONSORED BY DARKTIDE

storm jungle
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LMFAO

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I FORGOT ABOUT THAT

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what a fucking wild sponsor/advertisement

rose thorn
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It seems like GW doenst officially work with weshammer anymore outside of the mobile game

storm jungle
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they do on and off usually

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like how Ian once in awhile will go "Oh yeah GW gave me a copy for this so im covering it" etc

near wasp
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Oh the imperial saint girl finished her fulgrims cosplay

plush mason
plush mason
near wasp
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Weshammer is pretty mild as far as Warhammer lore goes. He's just a bit over the top. At least he's not a raging dude bro or a chud

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glances at majorkill

plush mason
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i put wes is the same group as adric and pancreus, decent primer kinda stuff

near wasp
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He's good for just getting into the setting but it's not super accurate or in depth

storm jungle
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the category is true yea

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^

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hes just "WOWZA GUYS LOOK AT THIS"

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Ian is more professional and "adult" I wanna say.

near wasp
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I did really like his Warhammer horror readings

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Weshammer I mean

storm jungle
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those are good because he cant go offscript

plush mason
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wes also puts a spotlight on the warhammer horror stories so thats a big plus imo

storm jungle
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yeah its a media literally NO warhammer youtuber covers

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i was gonna say "for some reason" but i realised people wanna watch marines instead lol

wide otter
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Marines get boring fast

warped temple
wide otter
near wasp
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His life as a chaos marine video might be the worst Warhammer video ever made though

arctic talon
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My favorite roid seller

rose thorn
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WHAT?

arctic talon
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Majorkill sells roids

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What is hard to understand

rose thorn
arctic talon
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Yeah and he’s gotta make some more cash smh

rose thorn
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Me and my friend yesterday were making fun do the steroidlympics aka the enhanced games

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Which is an Olympics except you are allowed to cheat via performance boosters

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(And everyone is still worse than actual Olympians)

arctic talon
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Anyways Valrak slop get it here

  • has heard that Vect will be coming as an army centre-piece model in 11E; the dias lives in some manner,

  • after the launch codices (Space Marines and Orks), Valrak has heard T'au and Custodes should be out by the end of the year

  • has heard T'au may be receiving a "mini-refresh" alongside their codex focused around suits; Crisis Battlesuits, Broadside Battlesuits (plural)

rose thorn
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Vect?

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oh that vect

plush mason
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yeah that Vect

arctic talon
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The lord of comorroagh himself

rose thorn
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Drukhari refresh PLSSS

arctic talon
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Take your bets here

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Does Vect keep the mostly naked slaves

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Or do they get replaced

rose thorn
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Greyknight fans and drukahri fans sitting together in a run down house drinking beer from 2005 together

plush mason
arctic talon
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We’ve seen how GW dresses those sorts of slaves in art lmao

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They’ll get barely a top at best 💀

rose thorn
arctic talon
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They’ll split it with a male and female slave this time instead/j

arctic talon
rose thorn
plush mason
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i still laugh at the fact Vect was in dow1 but only as the relic unit

arctic talon
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God vects mini was so funny

rose thorn
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Who’s another new army that has only gotten foot heroes since release

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Besides gsc

rose thorn
arctic talon
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WE and Tsons

rose thorn
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1k sons?

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Yeha

arctic talon
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Are the only armies to not get a proper wave 2

rose thorn
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and gsc

arctic talon
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Gsc got a wave 2

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Mag

rose thorn
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?

arctic talon
#

They came out 7e

plush mason
arctic talon
#

They got a wave 2 in 8e

rose thorn
#

Oh yeha

arctic talon
rose thorn
#

I forgot

arctic talon
#

Would be nice if they got more

#

I don’t disagree

plush mason
arctic talon
rose thorn
#

1 infantry unit and like another centerpiece

arctic talon
#

Ngl

#

I dislike centerpieces fundamentally

near wasp
#

Ugggggggggghhhhh

rose thorn
#

Especially because our current centerpiece is just a Genestealer now

arctic talon
#

The broodlord?

#

Or er patriarch

rose thorn
#

Patriarch

near wasp
#

Are you kidding me the new dlc companion for rt is another tech priest

rose thorn
#

Only attaching to Genestealer is fucking crazy

arctic talon
#

But Owlcat are def admech fans

near wasp
#

I'm really peeved

arctic talon
rose thorn
rose thorn
#

Which I would jus use to cosplay soemoen from my knight house

rancid cove
near wasp
#

I mean kinda same

plush mason
#

warframes are hollowed out shells of infected flesh and even then the warframes the tenno use are just clones of those original ones

near wasp
#

You think that matters

rancid cove
rancid cove
near wasp
#

Bro people mod put there norn queens with thigh highs and tits

plush mason
arctic talon
plush mason
near wasp
#

Do not the bug it's bugussy with melt yo shit smoove off

arctic talon
#

Well it was photoshop

#

But yes

#

The official neurolictor looks like this lol

plush mason
#

yeah they where asking for it lol

#

why is the tail so damn thick?

arctic talon
#

lol

plush mason
#

normal lictor dont even have a damn tail

rancid cove
plush mason
#

oh wait they do

arctic talon
plush mason
#

also

#

i still think this hive fleet looks better than the poster boy one

arctic talon
#

That is a poster child scheme

#

Behemoth

#

Whoops

#

They just stoped doing it 4e

#

Iirc

#

Or 5e

#

I forget

plush mason
#

Leviathan has replaced Behemoth as the poster boy and its sad

arctic talon
#

Leviathan

#

Not Levantine lmao

#

New hive fleet confirmed/j

vagrant fox
#

tyranid kebab

#

Probably a taste of all time

#

It's incredible how I can misplace anything, a whole spraycan is just gone

near wasp
#

I lost all my notes for vtm so I'm not surprised somebody can lose a spraycan

#

Entire book just gone

rancid cove
vagrant fox
#

a whole book?

steel ingot
#

you guys ever just look through the supplementary chapters they used to fill codexes to just find like

#

the worst fucking heradly ever

near wasp
#

Yes entire book

nocturne crest
steel ingot
#

there we go found the examplei was looking for

#

space marines need help bro

rancid cove
#

GW*

vagrant fox
#

It's swag

rancid cove
vagrant fox
#

if you would refer to the rule of cool

rancid cove
#

Invincible spoilers:

vagrant fox
#

What's wrong with that baneblade

arctic talon
#

It’s the fortress of arrogance

plush mason
#

random question, anyone know if fantasyflight games is still around? because i only really hear about them when watching something related to the old stuff they use to make for warhammer

vagrant fox
#

Oh so it is

#

I forgot that's a thing

vagrant fox
#

They have a fun Star Wars system

arctic talon
#

They do Star Wars stuff mostly now

plush mason
arctic talon
#

He took it for himself

#

lol

plush mason
#

lmao

arctic talon
#

To turn into a mobile command center

#

Look

#

Are you gona say no to Yarrick?

vagrant fox
#

Probably safer not to

arctic talon
#

He might fucking tear your head off

#

To make an example

winged jacinth
#

fortress of arrogance all time tank name

#

perfectly imperial

arctic talon
near wasp
#

Yarrik gets what ever the hell he wants, he's one of the greatest men to ever live

vagrant fox
#

Doesn't it appear in one book or something

#

Have a cool spiritseer also

#

entirely lore accurate

arctic talon
vagrant fox
#

No wonder I forgot it, I blame GW

winged jacinth
#

its a shame because it really is the pinnacle of imperial tank naming

#

a big fucking baneblade named THE FORTRESS OF ARROGANCE

arctic talon
#

It also got crushed by a stompa

winged jacinth
#

thats the arrogance!

timid pasture
#

Have custodes fought chaos Space marines before?

#

How do They fare against them?

valid needle
rancid cove
rancid cove
timid pasture
valid needle
#

I mean chaos marines are just like normal marines

#

The possessed word bearer has help from a daemon

rancid cove
# timid pasture Howd that go for them?

Eeeeh it depends on the legion and purely on the author. Most of the time a single custodes can take down maybe 10-15 marines before being finally put down
The clear difference of marines and custodes is team cohesion
Marines are coordinated and always get more results in teams while custodes act more like lonely soldiers, one-man-armies type deal

timid pasture
rancid cove
#

Maybe I overdid it on the 10-15 marines thing

#

But thats my guess at least

valid needle
#

More than 10-15

rancid cove
valid needle
#

It was once said a custodes was worth 100 marines

rancid cove
#

I mean lore is always shifting and numbers mean almost nothing in 40k

valid needle
#

Also depends on the custodian

#

Constantin Valdor? Gonna need at least a full chapter buddy

rancid cove
#

That is true

#

I think it's more than that tbh, its purely on author
Asterion Moloc can probably solo Valdor if he's the main character of the novel

rancid cove
valid needle
#

Asterion is a nobody

rocky gale
#

1 Custodes being worth 100 marines doesn't necessarily mean 1 Custodes can fight 100 marines, it just means they're more valuable

valid needle
rancid cove
#

I think if the custodes is just on a bad spot (distance disadvantage maybe or has no high-ground) the fight could be done way faster

valid needle
#

But yeah it’s inconsistent and purely dependent on the author, the custodian, the marines etc.

raven stone
valid needle
#

It took a full BT crusade to kill a custodian and his Primaris marine reinforcements and then it took a Dark Angels squad to kill a custodian

valid needle
raven stone
#

It seems like the bad rules writers all got dumped into that project

rancid cove
valid needle
#

Legit

#

The minis are mini minis

rancid cove
#

breh

valid needle
#

Kinda cute tbh

raven stone
#

so assembly is a pain for vehicles

rancid cove
#

Right wingers surely have lost their mind

languid meadow
#

Lord strike this person down!!!

#

these people are not real

daring creek
#

Ai generated people

hollow lantern
daring creek
rancid cove
daring creek
#

No you didnt you dirty little liar

lament shoal
daring creek
#

I dont know shit about ultramarines beyond titty man

#

and that theyre one color away from looking like nerf toys

rancid cove
#

Uriel Ventis is goated

#

Cato Sicarius is mid

#

Titus is midge

languid meadow
#

I quite like Cato in knights of macragg

#

then they got rid of his beard

#

now he's lame again

#

like holy glow down

spare osprey
#

Can one use greenstuff to put a beard back on a model?

#

And more hair?

#

The fuck-ass side-shave makes me wanna hurl.

opaque coyote
heady rivet
#

I was rudely awoken by a tornado warning

arctic talon
opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

Incorrect

opaque coyote
#

Give example

#

Of someone who looks worse

#

With a beard

arctic talon
#

My personal tastes do not dictate yours smh

opaque coyote
#

Fair

#

But yeah Cato looks ugly without his beard

heady rivet
#

A beard is just a guy waking up and going "I wish I could look worse"

spare osprey
rancid cove
opaque junco
rancid cove
viral halo
# rancid cove

I just copy and pasted this meme to post in here because I thought I was in another discord

rancid cove
#

dumbass

opaque coyote
# rancid cove

I think all of the Primarchs that died would also be in this category lmao

daring creek
#

I think Kazuma Kiryu could kick a primarchs shit in

opaque coyote
#

ts is why DDLC was removed from google play

spare osprey
#

Sportacus solos the Chaos gods, EZ.

opaque coyote
#

Why am I surprised that they'd make a 40k reference

sacred ginkgo
opaque coyote
#

No

#

Why should I do that

#

When I can just ignore them

sacred ginkgo
#

7 pings from different sources
Unknowable numbers of text messages
2 snap notifs
Pinterest
YouTube
The play store
A recording
And a dot denoting that theres more

#

How do you live like this

surreal nest
sacred ginkgo
#

I can't tell which gacha it is

#

Its that subgenre of them that all look identical

surreal nest
#

I wish gacha games worked on me

opaque coyote
#

Literally they pile up because I don't acknowledge them

sacred ginkgo
surreal nest
#

I would need a gundam gacha

opaque coyote
surreal nest
#

Knew it

sacred ginkgo
opaque coyote
#

I also play Genshin Impact

opaque coyote
#

No, it's a serious PRAWNblem

sacred ginkgo
#

I only subject myself to one gambling game and its Limbus Company (and cloverpit)

#

The project moon writing team really out here rewriting Don Quixote but its better in every single way

surreal nest
#

I cant take invincible fan edits seriously they just copy and pasted Nolan's face

glass drum
surreal nest
glass drum
# surreal nest

Well its for sure different
Unfortunately the original artist for the comic isnt involved with the show

#

Otherwise we'd be seeing 1 episode for 2 weeks KEKW_ogryn

#

and all the budget went to the VAs
kekw

surreal nest
#

Yeah i'll take not seeing that Oliver again just fine

glass drum
#

The show or comic oliver?

storm jungle
#

Invincible fans legit cannot stop bitching about anything for 1 week

celest dome
#

Kinda the same as how Darktide and Miniature can't really be portrayed the same way, arts is often dependent on the medium it is on

storm jungle
#

Yeah tho comics as the Invincible illustrator put it have the advantage of... you know, being a still image lmao

rocky gale
#

Why don't they just draw the image and then ask Grok to animate it

storm jungle
#

Kinda the same vein as fan animators who do an animation of the show and everyone goes "WOAH WAY BETTER THAN THE ACTUAL THING"

rocky gale
#

Seems pretty easy

storm jungle
#

Literally worked 5 months for a 20 second clip

limpid granite
storm jungle
limpid granite
#

Hes an amazing artist too

#

Like damn

heady rivet
#

I'm a hag

#

I'm so old and decrepit

#

I've hit the wall

#

I'm wasting away

#

I'm 25 now WojakPain WojakPain WojakPain WojakPain

heady rivet
heady rivet
rocky gale
#

The elder has spoken

storm jungle
solid horizon
#

Dilara is a billion years old cosmic entity

storm jungle
#

Swing and a miss

heady rivet
rocky gale
#

Those in nursing homes shouldn't throw stones

heady rivet
storm jungle
storm jungle
forest orbit
#

Guys how does one get into necromunda

#

the setting is very confusing

vagrant fox
#

imagine thinking you're old as a mere 25 year old gamete

storm jungle
#

Newborn zoomers unfortunately dont really get how age works

vagrant fox
storm jungle
#

LMAO

heady rivet
# vagrant fox In what way, read Lexi I guess

Nah, the Lexi pages for Necromunda are ususlly pretty neglected outside a few House Gangs. Sadly

But to be fair, Necromunda is huge so those would be the largest pages on the entire site

heady rivet
#

Horse face or something

rocky gale
#

We are

#

But we can multitask

storm jungle
#

listening to imagine dragons is not multitasking

#

try again

surreal nest
surreal nest
#

Sump dweller is the funniest shit ive seen

storm jungle
#

Bro had that shit at the ready

storm jungle
surreal nest
storm jungle
#

If by pack of dogs you mean group sex with the Ocelot Unit then yeah that happens

#

also thats MAJOR Twinkcelot to you

heady rivet
storm jungle
wary fulcrum
# forest orbit the setting is very confusing

The setting is okay

You have the core book and its campaign and full rules

Then you pick one of the 6 (+the others) factions you like and get their book

Then you slowly let it take over your life

Simples

solid horizon
heady rivet
#

I get the feeling it was, in fact, bait set for me

#

Bear trap, even

shadow plover
proven needle
shadow plover
#

I dunno but Fortress of Arrogance goes hard as fuck, always has

raven stone
#

We only know that it is his command baneblade

storm jungle
#

one of the only realistic commissar characters in the setting KEKW_ogryn

raven stone
storm jungle
#

its being a fascist prick

#

something Cain and Gaunt (the most lauded commissars in the setting) dont manage

rocky gale
#

Raine is the Commissar

#

Raasaghhhhhh

#

Stop forgetting about Raine

#

Raarrrrrrraagggg

raven stone
storm jungle
#

think better before insulting me next time dumbo

rocky gale
#

Also I just saw a seagull kill and eat a pigeon

raven stone
#

and that new Lady Commissar who only knows to tell people to charge

spare osprey
#

Gaunt is too cutie-patootie.
-# I've had time for six pages.

storm jungle
#

he always has to hero-ify imperials

spare osprey
#

They are the series breadwinners.
Can't make them too mean or they scare away the dorks...
Like meee.

#

Series.
Franchise.
Words.

storm jungle
#

🫡

spare osprey
#

For real though, Cain's jaw is so silly-looking to me.

storm jungle
#

but yeah heroes sell more

storm jungle
spare osprey
#

Could smash concrete with it.
Smarmy mamafucka'.

raven stone
#

I think even the art of Cain is in-universe propaganda art :p

raven stone
spare osprey
#

Everything in 40k is propaganda.
Especially the Sisters of Battle.

storm jungle
#

its true they have boobs

fierce pendant
#

no good

heady rivet
#

By Talos this cant be happening

storm jungle
rancid cove
valid needle
plush mason
#

add a few 0s to the death count of a bombing raid and boom you have a propaganda piece that ether makes your forces look better or makes the other side look like monsters

rancid cove
heady rivet
#

I hope he's a Heretek

#

We need some Heretic playthrough love bad

near wasp
#

He's probably icono or heretic

#

Just based off his dialogue in the trailer

heady rivet
#

Most likely a mix of both, and further progresses based on player action. Like Kibellah

rancid cove
rancid cove
#

I need those think emotes

heady rivet
daring creek
#

watching pragmata

#

why does the child have 67 in her name

#

brain rot creature

#

kill.

rancid cove
heady rivet
daring creek
#

Shes 67

#

67

#

this video game is kidslop

plush mason
# daring creek kill.

its already an abomination, a small girl android, brain rot is just one more reason to destroy it

daring creek
#

short
f*male
child
droid
brainrot number

plush mason
#

i like my robots to look like robots tyvm

rancid cove
#

I like my robots more human looking because it makes their slave labour more appealing to me

sacred bluff
rancid cove
# sacred bluff

To be honest, Horus wouldn't be mad about Sanguinius being the best boy

#

He was close to him and knew how awesome he was

storm jungle
daring creek
#

67 is in her name dude

rancid cove
storm jungle
daring creek
#

I need a voice clip of her saying 67 now

storm jungle
#

no

daring creek
#

Yes.

storm jungle
#

no

daring creek
#

She said 67

rancid cove
storm jungle
#

god i cant wait for this stupid meme to die

daring creek
#

its only a matter of time.

#

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

heady rivet
daring creek
#

You think the devs ever like

#

went

#

"oh"

storm jungle
#

no because they arent watching brainrot

rancid cove
daring creek
storm jungle
#

unlike say 69

#

lmfao

daring creek
flat nimbus
storm jungle
#

Amongus came and went and is now just a "Lmao yea i remember that, anyway"

heady rivet
storm jungle
#

^

flat nimbus
#

also yeah sorry 67 does not have the Mandate of Heaven

storm jungle
#

Also this unironically

daring creek
#

technically both 69 and 67 have meaning

storm jungle
#

memes that stay relevant are ones that are actually funny

daring creek
#

67's whole thing is brainrot

queen laurel
#

Damn this new guy is cool looking

flat nimbus
#

it does not have Funny Number rizz

storm jungle
daring creek
#

it WILL go in textbooks

storm jungle
#

69 is a sex thing

#

which instantly makes it funny

#

because it just is

daring creek
storm jungle
#

67 has no meaning

daring creek
#

and "nice"

storm jungle
#

its literally made to make people mad

heady rivet
# rancid cove

I can already see this sticker getting deleted in 6 months to make room for another meme

daring creek
storm jungle
#

you literally rae proving my point

#

LMAO

daring creek
#

Just wait

flat nimbus
#

roflcopter

daring creek
#

I will rise from my grave

#

open yours

#

and say

#

I TOLD YOU SO

storm jungle
#

its the same as 9/11 being funny

#

because it stopped being a tragedy once people realised

#

uh you know

#

America kinda sucks

daring creek
#

9 11!!!!!!

flat nimbus
storm jungle
#

(also the entire War on Terror™ being a joke)

#

911 is literally that new vegas meme for americans

#

"HEY, YOU ARE DESECRATING A WAR MEMORIAL"

#

Okay cry about it

daring creek
#

Even some people who were there find it amusing

#

Like vinny

storm jungle
#

Anyone outside of America does it better because its a mocking/ragebait dark comedy meme

#

so it makes it eternal as well due to being tied to a historical event

daring creek
#

You think skibidi toilet is gonna be historic

storm jungle
#

Probably not, it will pass

daring creek
#

nah

storm jungle
#

a lot of people already moved on from it

flat nimbus
#

the toilet couldn’t even make a movie happen

storm jungle
#

yah it will

daring creek
#

but I still say it

rancid cove
daring creek
#

So

rancid cove
daring creek
storm jungle
#

anyway skibitwat shit is already a passing fad, people barely talk of it anymore unless its just "lol xd" random mention

flat nimbus
storm jungle
#

Memes only are timeless when they are actually funny

daring creek
#

but I say it almost everyday

#

so

storm jungle
#

you're young

daring creek
#

its still relevant

storm jungle
#

its normal

daring creek
#

:)