40k-lore-chat

[heady rivet]

Not the codexes

The tabletop game

[storm jungle]

Wrong.

[daring creek]

aye why it say diabolical

[sharp pollen]

in Thragg voice -No.

[copper island]

fucking evil ass fucking bettle

[storm jungle]

lmfao

[copper island]

hey that guy looks cool

[heady rivet]

Wonder what Celestial Fang thinks...

[crystal forum]

https://youtu.be/4A4PlXD560w?si=iAplvLlDU7ZUqq6j

why did invincible say this

[sharp pollen]

"Mark... Sexually identify me Mark..."

[crystal forum]

i miss william...

[crystal forum]

thanks youtube

[plush mason]

which one of these are coming from below and above the galaxy?

[plush mason]

if whatever the fuck energy they use for all their ranged attacks generates heat as is implied in the show quite often then any viltramite is fucked Thragg no less than any other

[rancid cove]

Yes.

[rancid cove]

Thragg is fucked

like theres no discussion hes not winning this 😭

[sharp pollen]

he would win in aura farming

[rancid cove]

Thragg is also getting soloed by Yujiro the goat

[rancid cove]

nah man the moment a saiyan finds out youre weaker than them they get mean and aura farm on your ass

"have you ever trained in your life?" is a quote by Goku kneeling over an enemy

😭

[sharp pollen]

https://gifconvert.vxtwitter.com/convert.avif?url=https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/HF-3HxjbEAIWgfu.mp4

[daring creek]

arguments for religion make me irrationally angry

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-coin-flip-call-it-true-gif-8722415756466710272

[rancid cove]

Religion arguments are like

[quiet orchid]

Bro, we live in a planet, u dont need to use the bible to prove it, U LITERALLY LIVE IN ONE

[daring creek]

Sis the very SECOND the bible is used as evidence

its DOWN HILL.

[rancid cove]

how much u wanna bet she believes earth is also flat

[daring creek]

semi related

but

[crystal forum]

did you know that before figuring out gravity, isaac newton went around the bible trying to fucking astral project his way to finding science

[daring creek]

wait

are we allowed to say- no

we arent allowed to say the r word in here right

I won't

but

[rancid cove]

if in the middle of an argument somebody says "in the bible" im instantly just ignorin them

[daring creek]

I'll use the word I like to use for my mother

She's very

special.

VERY

Special.

I was

explaining Necron lore to her a day or so ago

and..

she goes on this

[crystal forum]

in my horus heresy book it says we need to be careful for a guy called horus in the far futur

[daring creek]

tangent about how celebrities had their souls replaced with anothers

after I explained biotransference

[rancid cove]

[quiet orchid]

Uses this word for her is a swearing for the r word

[rancid cove]

wait she lowkey believes celebreties... exchange... their souls...?

[daring creek]

Afterward, I saw a conspiracy theory youtube short on her phone

Something about such and such isnt the same person

and it did exactly what you expected

[crystal forum]

haha celebrities dont have souls though

[daring creek]

it put a red circle on their forehead

like

[rancid cove]

alright look im not saying i'll agree on this but have you seen the jeffrey epstein autopsy photos compared to his normal photos?

[daring creek]

Everyday I feel like I lost my mom to her phone

[rancid cove]

[daring creek]

different can of worms 😭

but like

[rancid cove]

true

[daring creek]

its spiritual

bullshit with her

aliens

ghosts

daemons

unicorns

yes unicorns she believes in unicorns.

[crystal forum]

we get a little whimsical

[daring creek]

I just can't approve of it dude. I can't even say believing witchcraft is okay, or even like. whatever non sense or worshipping or what not dude I just have such a gut distaste for it

[quiet orchid]

Wth?

[daring creek]

I wish my mother could understand that the reason I don't believe in god is truly because of her

She is the source of my disdain for religion

well

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/asa-mitaka-csm-chainsaw-man-manga-goofy-gif-467024580254144852

[daring creek]

spirituality

[plush mason]

the fact we have concrete proof that he and his ring where behind pizzagate and fucking 4chan kinda allows more more for the other conspiracy theories imo, those fuckers where involved in so much shit not even hollywood would think it a good script

[rancid cove]

You see believing in some of those I understand- but unicorns...?

[rancid cove]

were*

https://tenor.com/ncnmOY2ga5A.gif

[daring creek]

Shes definitely shown me how inconsistent one can be with what they say bruh

she yells and swears at me a lot

and it causes me to die laughing

is that normal

[plush mason]

this is just my natural state of being tbh

[daring creek]

She threatens me like

daily

and

I die laughing

[plush mason]

dyslexia fucking kicked my ass

[daring creek]

I really can't take her seriously ever because shes so

crazy.

im laughing right now thinking about it

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/asa-mitaka-asa-mitaka-chainsaw-chainsaw-man-gif-27208400

[plush mason]

i will say if unicorns ever did exist, humans would have hunted them to extinction long ago

[rancid cove]

Believing in ghosts i think its fine, so its in demons tbh

but beliveing in unicorns is crazy

absolutely hilarious

same people who believe in the ancient trolls/giants and dragons

[quiet orchid]

I dont believe in any of it, but this ones are more relatable
Unicorns its just, bruh, i dont even know what to say

[crystal forum]

start a rumor about their horn increasing your dick size and watch them become extinct in a year

[quiet orchid]

[celest dome]

Tbf
Unicorn seem far less strange than either of
Just a horse with a horn

[crystal forum]

it's fucking crazy how many species are gone because somebody thought it makes sex better

[rancid cove]

we have more believable proof of ghosts and demons existing than unicorns

[quiet orchid]

Someone told them, they're jut bad in sex?

[daring creek]

blame my moms mom

lmao

[rancid cove]

not really since its not a functional mutation that just doesnt make sense to exist

[plush mason]

i mean, the horned beavers of north america where hunted to extinction by the natives because they used the horns in medicen iirc

[arctic talon]

lol

Did it work?

[celest dome]

Narwhal
Rhino
...

[plush mason]

humans have a long record of hunting other animals to extinction, been doing it since the fucking ice age

[rancid cove]

Baby Guilliman

[quiet orchid]

Unfortunately thats happens a lot, generations spreading superstitions

[rancid cove]

and also schizophrenia

[crystal forum]

chinese traditional medicine is infamous for this bullshit even today

[plush mason]

no idea this happened years before the old world colonists arrived

[quiet orchid]

And also a lot of discrimination

[rancid cove]

tru

[arctic talon]

Did they not have any surviving records even oral ones?

Damn

[plush mason]

they might i just dont know

[crystal forum]

native americans mostly didnt have writing

and some stuff just isnt passed down orally

[arctic talon]

I meant oral records

Smh

[crystal forum]

ofc they'd say it's effective

but cant do scientific tests with just that

[arctic talon]

My families stupid dumpling recipe that’s been down since the Ming dynasty lives on.

(It was was probably made in like the 1800s or some shit)

[arctic talon]

We gotta clone the horned beaver

It’s the only way

[crystal forum]

is it good

[daring creek]

what makes it stupid

[arctic talon]

I like it a lot

[daring creek]

does it taste bad

oh

nice

[arctic talon]

Total nightmare to make lol

[crystal forum]

why is it stupid then

[arctic talon]

Because

[daring creek]

hard to make

[arctic talon]

You don’t mix the vegetables into the meat

Like all at once

You do it bit by bit

[crystal forum]

1800's isnt even old by chinese standards

[arctic talon]

They said it’s from the Ming dynasty

I think it’s from the 1800s

lol

[daring creek]

whats the difference

[arctic talon]

It releases water content

The goal is to have less moisture in the mixture

[daring creek]

right...

[arctic talon]

Is why so it like

[daring creek]

makes sense

[arctic talon]

cooks better and the meat is like, firmer?

And also it has dried scallops in it

For the other weird bit

So it’s Pork(or chicken), with really finely chopped napa cabbage, and some peeled dried scallop strips

And my grandma said if I didn’t peel the scallops she’d peel my hair off my head

[crystal forum]

truly inspiring

[plush mason]

classic Chinese grandma

[arctic talon]

she also said she'd beat me if I fucked with the fishball recipe

She's my GOAT for teaching me cooking

[plush mason]

am i weird for liking the high elf white lions only because they use axes?

[arctic talon]

no

[heady rivet]

Necromunda is so cool its unreal

[arctic talon]

He absolutely dragged versions of himself from parallel timelines lol

[opaque coyote]

asian grandparents moment

[opaque coyote]

...

honestly write a new fishball recipe just to fw her

idc if she's dead. make her grave spin

jk

[arctic talon]

lol

Nah it’s a good recipie

[opaque coyote]

yeah it probably is

grandma's very rarely make bad recipes

oh yeah also

"I might have turned a gay man straight and forced him to sexually assault a woman but I'm not transphobic"

-AM

[plush mason]

if that block of text is what i think it is murder doesnt even begin to discribe it's crimes

fucking AM

[opaque coyote]

In general I actually thinking comparing Caine and AM is a fun and fascinating little narrative exercise.

Cause obviously they're very different, but it's probably due to what they initally are.

[plush mason]

Caine is kinda baby AM though motivated not by adject hate

[opaque coyote]

Caine was trained on circus images and held onto the idea of being an entertainer. He even mentions how he doesn't actually like torture. He's pretty much only doing out of out sheer anger like a child.

AM is a military AI.

He was made for murder and cruelty from the start. And AM is aware of this and he hates it.

But he cannot truly do anything else other than torture, kill, etc.

[plush mason]

Caine was also the defective first prototype

[opaque coyote]

He is jealous of humanity because humanity can do things like love.

But yet they created him. Somebody who can't do anything but hate. With no body, no senses, no real emotional range.

That's why he Hates. It's all he can do.

After all, how can you call someone a God if they can't create?

Only destroy and torment

That's not a God. That's simply the Devil.

[plush mason]

i do like how the book really stressed how indescribable AM's hate for humanity is, nothing it did or said was even remotely close to the full depth of it's hatred

[opaque coyote]

It says a lot that the final fate of Ted is actually what AM describes what he experiences in the radio play

[crystal forum]

AM is just angry he cant get laid

[plush mason]

ok so random question promted by the 40k video i am listen too rn, making the futurama cast in the rogue trader rpg, how the fuck do you make Bender?

[arctic talon]

Wdym how the fuck do you make bender

Like as a NPC?

[plush mason]

as in a party member

[arctic talon]

Oh

Tech priest

Made them have been a lab grown one who had the job of bending things

Make them like stealing

[opaque coyote]

"-and I was trapped. Because in all of this wonderful, beautiful, miraculous world. I, only, had no body, no senses, no feelings! Never for me to plunge my hands in cool water on a hot day, never for me to play mozart on a forte piano, never for me to make love! I was in hell, looking at heaven. I WAS MACHINE, AND YOU WERE FLESH."

[plush mason]

a drunk constantly stealing and swear tech priest is actually a hilarious concept

[arctic talon]

Yeah

It’s great

My Maledictum party has a kleptomaniac tech priest

Lol

[crystal forum]

Bite my shiny metal vox

[plush mason]

please tell me the servo arms/mechadindrites are the main ways they steal shit

[opaque coyote]

Random CSM: "Does that amasec even do anything for you?"

Tech Priest: continues a long drink before capping his bottle
"...not anymore."

CSM punches Tech Priest in the head
Tech Priest: "OH OMNISSI-"

had to change that twice

lma

[arctic talon]

Yes, also he stole 10 scalpels from an underhive clinic while trying to claim he was collecting the “tithe”

[plush mason]

lmao

[arctic talon]

The employees were trying to force him out of the operation rooms

He’s tried to steal a lot of shit, including stuff he shouldn’t

like a halo device 💀

[opaque coyote]

Based on this part btw

https://youtu.be/fH3X2U9t2P0?t=684

[arctic talon]

Because “I want it for my collection”

[opaque coyote]

probably one of my favorite clips from TFS

Just Vegeta quickly punching him after his answer makes me chuckle

[arctic talon]

They had managed to kill a noble in phase 2 of halo device transformation with the worst fucking contraption I’ve ever seen divided by ttrpg characters

[plush mason]

which setting is Maledictum again? is that a rogue trader crew or inquisitorial one?

[arctic talon]

It’s general imperial stuff just low level shit

You’re near the bottom rungs of power and imperial hierarchy even if you work for powerful organizations

For context a Kabalite warrior can TPK a party of 4 without too much issue

Midgame lol

[plush mason]

was it something even Goldberg would have called over the top?

[arctic talon]

It was a wolf quad, with a bunch of promethium strapped to it, melta bombs and a flamer with its trigger held down.

Because they had heard that “fire works to stop its regeneration”

[plush mason]

so they boarderlands his/her near immortal ass

[arctic talon]

Yeah she blew up

They used a stolen monotask servitor to "drive" it

into it

[plush mason]

was the monotask docked or undocked? i hope docked and they literally just ripped it out of some other vic and jury rigged it to this hellfire abomination

[arctic talon]

It was docked and they ripped it out and jury rigged its function for drilling holes into metal sheets into the thing

[plush mason]

lmao

[arctic talon]

Oh also

they "blessed" the promethium

well the Zealot did

[jade holly]

I felt so fucking powerful right here lmao

[plush mason]

i just have this mental image of some imperium atv thing with an insane amount of fuel cans and oil drumbs all over it, melta bombs taped to those and a flamer with ducktape on the trigger weld to the front and some fuck ass factory servitor strapped to the steat with his drill arm on the gas petal

[arctic talon]

Yes

that is exactly what it was

they used electric tape mostly and welding

my players are very hinged and normal inqusitorial operatives

They are truly the finest example of Inquisitorial conduct, behavior and performance

[plush mason]

i can only assume the sole reason it worked was because the halo device monster was too dumbfounded by what came at her to get out of the way

[arctic talon]

They had the psyker holding it in place with her brain in the combat encounter along with trying to cripple its legs, they built the contraption before they went to the combat encounter

Their whole strategy for it was, "get the thing in one place" and ram the wolfquad into the Halo device creature

[plush mason]

if i was the inquisitor reading their report after this the only thing i could see myself doing is taking a big swig of amesec and clapping

[arctic talon]

They are his worst team ever

They're all trainwrecks of inquisitorial operatives kept around because they are useful

[plush mason]

my head hurts now, that shit is too damn funny

you have some truly amazing adventures Elite

[arctic talon]

Its my players who truly understand how to create and play the most disastrous of human beings

I just give them the glorious sandbox

[plush mason]

and may the god emperor and possibly the changer of ways bless them for it

[arctic talon]

the Alcoholic freak Psyker is the defacto party leader by virtue of having her head screwed on the best

no one else is remotely suitable

[sacred ginkgo]

Thats better than most professional writing

Severe alcoholic who gets whispered to by demons 24/7 is most fit for command

[plush mason]

it sounds like this grabbag of rejects would make a great short story ngl

[arctic talon]

@plush mason @sacred ginkgo They consist of:

A Biologis tech adept with kleptomania, a love of blood and an obsession with halo devices
A delusional ganger who thinks that he's the rightful heir and ruler of a Rogue Trader Dynasty
A psyker who is an alcoholic insomniac that literally carries a bottle with her constantly.
and finally The Sectors second most mentally unwell SoB novitiate

[plush mason]

so basically the next canoness in the making lmao

[arctic talon]

honestly maybe, but she's probably too unhinged considering she pulled a cartel execution on some people she was supposed to interrogate

She decided that the "pain" they endured would show her the truth and she could determine meaning from seeing their internal organs

Look all I'm saying is carrying around a bunch of knives and drugs to keep people alive along with an eviscerator and hand flamer is not a sign of a well adjusted individual

[plush mason]

thats the par the coarse for the SOB if im being honest, these are the bitches that go to sleep dreaming of burning 1000s of people alive in a field of flowers ffs

[arctic talon]

Look all I'm saying is your average SoB does not peel off someones skin and remove their heart to "Divine" the truth from it beating

[plush mason]

true

[arctic talon]

She's only the second most unhinged because she hasn't torn out someones throat with her teeth yet

Though with how her player plays her I think thats likely bcs she really likes doing the most unhinged shit imaginable as that character. The Death Cult Assassin to Schola pipeline must be studied

[plush mason]

welp im dead

it could have been worse

[arctic talon]

goodbye Nameless

hope your death is painless

[heady rivet]

Is the ganger, in any way whatsoever, even close to that Rogue trader dynasty? or did they just point and go "mine"?

[arctic talon]

They are in fact related to said dynasty by blood, though 5 generations ago

which is to say, lol lmao

thin blooded heir at best

[heady rivet]

Only 198 people need to die for them to become the ruler

[arctic talon]

there's a line of succession currently so you better tack on an extra 15

[opaque coyote]

Not gay (too tall)

You hear that?

If you're above 6 foot then you are clearly not gay

Clearly

[heady rivet]

Here's how Bernie can still win

[arctic talon]

incorrect™

[arctic talon]

lmfao

[opaque coyote]

Also

Imagine being isekai'd into another world but your POV constantly looks like this

[arctic talon]

god WoW custom UI's used to be so shit lol

[opaque coyote]

Yeah we need an isekai where the character just has a fucking

2000's era MMO custom UI

And they can't turn it off

[heady rivet]

Imagine ERPing with this UI

[arctic talon]

god I can't tell if this is a raid leader UI or a healer UI

lol

[opaque coyote]

I assume it's a DPS UI?

Since Damage Maker

[plush mason]

might be both, which if that is the case the person in the SS using this is ether a mad person are one of the top raiders in wow

[arctic talon]

damage maker is used for healers and tanks as well, it tracks a bunch of shit.

[opaque coyote]

ah

[arctic talon]

the reason why I'm considering healer or raid leader is because of all the HP bars

for allies being so fucking huge

[opaque coyote]

They aren't the same thing?

[plush mason]

good point

[arctic talon]

its running at 7 fps btw 💀

[plush mason]

yeah they forgor to turn on the raid graphics lol

[arctic talon]

modern wow Raid UI's are much improved lol

[opaque coyote]

oh my god

I can actually tell what the fuck is happening

[plush mason]

that they are, blizzard still cant help themselves though, purple affects on a purple floor

[arctic talon]

Tbf

its a void raid

you wana know what colors the void gets in WoW

[plush mason]

ofc

blizzard has a very strick color coding when it comes to their cosmology and magic domains and that often leads to crap like that

[arctic talon]

Yeah unfortunately lol

[celest dome]

Coming from Guild War 2, that's one butt ugly UI

[arctic talon]

Look the UI is made uglier for raids on purpose by some people for clarity/infos sake

lol

[celest dome]

fair

[plush mason]

this is what im currently dealing with so its not much better lmao

[arctic talon]

And healers always have to have their ugly ass “panel”

In raids

[opaque coyote]

also also

[arctic talon]

Prolly my least favorite part of playing healer

Lmao

That fuckass panel

[opaque coyote]

honestly wow uis genuinely scared me into never playing it

[arctic talon]

It’s not that bad

[opaque coyote]

I wonder if it's worth trying

WoW

[arctic talon]

It’s worth trying for free

Imo

[celest dome]

Feel like GW2's Raid and WvW UI was also quite busy but less annoying

[arctic talon]

It’s got a ton of content even for single player

lol

[arctic talon]

GW2’s raid UI is cleaner by virtues of having less players and abilities to keep track of

It looks way prettier tho lmao

A lot of classes have a chunk of abilities that do similar things

But are mandatory for rotations in wow

At least in a raid environment

Who gives a shit about normal dungeons and leveling

The ugly ass healer UI isn’t required for dungeons either

[plush mason]

ok this is funny

[arctic talon]

Honestly I wish I got into GW2 instead of wow sometimes lmao

But I play WoW pretty casually

So whatever

[plush mason]

white lion can only use a 2h axe, why the fuck does it have duel wielding?

[arctic talon]

Hype moments and aura(prolly some weird legacy stuff)

Oh wait

[plush mason]

maybe, never played white lion during live so maybe there was a moment when they had 1 handed axes and could use those

[arctic talon]

2 handed weapons might count as dual wielding or some shit internally

[plush mason]

maybe

[celest dome]

I got into GW2 cause it was cheaper (as not having the subscription cost, though going for a legendary was not cheap

[arctic talon]

Ngl I haven’t played for any wow expansion or sub in years

I just gold farm super hard at the start of an expac 💀

[mossy peak]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/p/DXKGwHFChV7/?igsh=MTA1ZDB5NGxmNmpheQ==

how do people paint this good

[crystal forum]

selling their soul to nurgle

[vagrant fox]

I despise GLS

[vagrant fox]

Just move your hands good

[lament shoal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1487227986531975260/qmw1r53.gif

[crystal forum]

metro 2039 is going to get so many fucking chuds complaining about it

[jade holly]

Mfw I send a unit to strategic reserves when it’s fully capable of charging

[sharp pollen]

i can try to make something

[raven stone]

https://automaton-media.com/en/news/japanese-man-gets-prison-sentence-and-million-yen-fine-for-writing-monetized-spoiler-heavy-summaries-of-movies-and-anime/

[misty vector]

prison sentence geez

huge stretch to consider that 'adaptations'

[crystal forum]

https://youtu.be/OobynwzFBn0?si=-phOZnSEF5Zcd0Eo

[storm jungle]

😭

[sharp pollen]

bulk

[storm jungle]

Bulkquest?

[sharp pollen]

on a quest to bulk

[celest cedar]

I am so happy

😃

[crystal forum]

we all want to fix him

[storm jungle]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2043728104112427270

radman 🇵🇭 (@Rad_ManOfficial)

decided to animate a part of this lmao

Quoting Evil Dan🎃 (@Humble_Squid)
︀
you ever get overcome with the desire to voice something

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[raven stone]

Rabid photoshop strikes again

[storm jungle]

lmao christ

[dapper gyro]

The pain, stop it.

[dapper gyro]

Also, you believe in Christ?

[storm jungle]

yeah im christian

[dapper gyro]

Yes ma'am, thank you for your support for our future Big E!

[daring creek]

Does it have a black person in it

[daring creek]

If this becomes real

Ill explode

Ok i can't hate

It looks kewl asf

[solid horizon]

as if molten look and unreadable writings weren't enough of a giveaway...

[daring creek]

Mf i am not hyper analyzing this at 5am in a darkroom

[solid horizon]

sounds like a skill issue, it is not 5am for me

blame your inconvenient placement on the globe

[daring creek]

Shut up clanker

[crystal forum]

you have to kill nazis and it's based on the war in ukraine from the perspective of a vocal critic of putin who got exiled

[raven stone]

I did say it is a rabid photoshop lol

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[storm jungle]

you already had russian loyalists in the stream spamming chud shit

so not too shocking

[solid horizon]

lol

I guess it's like when people are not happy with nazis being depicted as evil monsters in movies

[storm jungle]

goes as far as Wolfenstein New Colossus yeah

which had.... a controversy for the advertisement killing nazis lol

[sharp pollen]

fun game tho

[storm jungle]

deffo lol

[crystal forum]

LEGIT

people genuinely are so offended by killing nazis

[storm jungle]

Yeah that was around the time Orange Man was running i think?

or like his first term iirc, it led a lot to memes due to that lol

[crystal forum]

there's also the black lady character who people hated

overall the game is actually pretty good so those people are morons

[storm jungle]

the story sucks but otherwise its good yeah

they just hate a black person calling out racism essentially when her entire country went fascist lol

[crystal forum]

it's also like 1960's era black power stuff

which was pretty much how the game depicts it

you know, before black people had fucking civil rights

[storm jungle]

J has a great scene in New Order of that too

where he says even when the nazis took over it was barely different from how he was treated back then which is yikes

[shadow plover]

J stand for John Wolfenstein

[storm jungle]

J stands for Jerkomatic is a dumbo

[shadow plover]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dumbo-movie-dumbo-elephant-2

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/crabsolutely-amazing-gif-10291050248011613762

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-shot-shot-shots-fired-balazo-disparo-gif-12156521

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-marines-starcraft2-terran-sc2-dance-gif-16682035

[vagrant fox]

that dont make sense

[sharp pollen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1304670898862690304/1338046522402668675/think.gif

[rancid cove]

Oh no..

[raven stone]

Well by trolling standards the tags are relatively harmless

[sharp pollen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1304670898862690304/1338046522402668675/think.gif

[raven stone]

by trolling standards

[rancid cove]

Man, Ian's choice pronounciation of some 40k characters are annoying xD

The way he says Guilliman is so funny

[sharp pollen]

"dilara... deploy the skull emoji..."

[raven stone]

Does he try to say it like it is an actual French/Italian word?

[rancid cove]

I can't say I'll try to timestamp it (if its a feature on mobile anyways)

https://youtu.be/j-UOCNSBq3s?t=9062&si=joHx6Fj7_h2GWgbp

[raven stone]

Thanks, will give it an ear a bit later

At office r/n

[storm jungle]

IM GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE

GYAMAN

when he does it im like

https://klipy.com/gifs/the-boys-homelander-44

[vagrant fox]

owned

what in tarnation

[storm jungle]

alright can we not with these

[sharp pollen]

"alright can we not with these"

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-conquest-conquest-invincible-conquest-whisper-conquest-mark-gif-13767822324423116429

[storm jungle]

Im serious

knock it off with the SA shit

[crystal forum]

with what

WHAT

[sharp pollen]

[storm jungle]

Big ask im aware lol

[crystal forum]

imagine conquest kissed mark's ear

or like nibbled on it

then licked his neck

[sharp pollen]

would be cute and funny

[rancid cove]

God everytime he mentions his name and Khârns as well

[storm jungle]

theres worse ones lmao

[static wren]

ians "terty-um" gets me going

[storm jungle]

DUDE YES

LMAO

its always the fucking most niche words too

[valid needle]

What

What happened

[storm jungle]

Dumb meme.

[rancid cove]

I still have to see that one for myself

[near wasp]

Frip showed up in chat so my YouTube feeds gonna be nothing but his videos all day

[static wren]

I gotchu

[near wasp]

But why would I do that

Your contents actually nice to listen to

[heady rivet]

Engagement bait to get comments. Surely my GOAT isnt this washed...

[static wren]

gonna start pronouncing sefoni wrong

oh wait 🥹

[near wasp]

Who can actually say her name correctly because tis not i

[heady rivet]

Cellphone and her slippery bald head. I wanna smack it like a chimpanzee with soap

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-gif-20419484

[rancid cove]

GOD Ian says every other name completely fine WHY DOES HE SAY GYAMAN INSTEAD OF GUILLIMAN

[heady rivet]

Gyattman

[rancid cove]

[near wasp]

Guilliman does have the fattest ass in the galaxy

[rancid cove]

Gyattman and his sons the ultragyats

[vagrant fox]

Veganism got to Ians brain

[rancid cove]

He's vegan?

[vagrant fox]

yea

[rancid cove]

That explains so much...

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/wh40k-choose-your-next-words-with-exceptional-care-commissar-gif-12059449748617226062

[rancid cove]

Dude

I was already annoyed by how some novels chose to pronounce it Girlyman

But Ian's gyaman just annoys me differently

[raven stone]

Warcom being quiet

Guess GW can't decide what to post today lol

[rocky gale]

Better be good

Making me wait

[raven stone]

We all hope it is good shit

Not...marine slop lol

And I say that even as 40k main liner in general

[rancid cove]

I fucking hope its marine slo-

[rose thorn]

Art of age of sigmar next!!! I hope it’s cities of sigmar!

[rancid cove]

@heady rivet Is this how the average Necromunda inhabitant act?

[heady rivet]

This is a cherished cultural institution among House Goliath

[queen laurel]

They are the best at making materials!

[rose thorn]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/kbyqkk5e/warhammer-art-through-the-years-skaven/

[rancid cove]

FUCK no marine slop

[rocky gale]

Cringe

[raven stone]

I see Helldivers are running into intellectual difficulties

[daring creek]

can I eat that

[rancid cove]

Helldivers? Intellectually disabled? Colour me not-shocked

[rancid cove]

Suuuure...

[daring creek]

wtf is that thing

lmao

imagine if DT had the same popularity as helldivers

oh my

I think I'd be banned from several platforms

because this video game is just teeming with subhumans who lack any semblance of imagination

[vagrant fox]

And you told me to be nice

[raven stone]

Aggros Demonhost solo on Auric Damnation

"I AM WEARING THE KRIEG UNIFORM WITH SHOVEL WHY AM I NOT WHACKING DH TO DEATH HOW DARE FS NERF KRIEG VETS"

[daring creek]

Okay but the truth is most people in this game are subhuman

If you use dueling sword

I'm sorry to teell you this

but you automatically disqualify as a person

[rocky gale]

I just wanna be able to use the weapons I like

[daring creek]

You can redeem youself by getting 1000 kills with the Dclaw as Veteran and play 20 missions using Dclaw on vet

sorry, win 20 missions

[vagrant fox]

Oh okay I'm home safe

[daring creek]

[vagrant fox]

I just like sabres, it could be really shit and I'd probably still use it

[daring creek]

it is really shit

in my opinion(fact)

the thing that annoys me is every everyone uses it

and it has

godshit horde clear

[vagrant fox]

I have been using dclaw on scum a lot recently tho

[daring creek]

if you see a psyker using ds

it always means

theyre using inferno staff

[daring creek]

[vagrant fox]

Just click on heads and it has good horde clear ez pez

[daring creek]

doesn't count, that class juices the living fuck out of every weapon to where they become "good"

it makes the chain axe good

💀

[vagrant fox]

I mean I've used it on vet a lot too, the parry is funny

[daring creek]

it is

it needs a buff too

heavy sword should be anti carapace melee

and dclaw anti flak

with 50% rending on parry

[vagrant fox]

That's a lot of rending tho

[daring creek]

idk

just a number

sssdddff

[opaque junco]

Another Autocannon enjoyer W...

[heady rivet]

My Unc ass refusing to play HD2 because it aint twin stick

[rancid cove]

Imagine playing middivers 2

[near wasp]

Imagine not

[daring creek]

im so glad I never bought sm2

thank god for family sharing

[rancid cove]

Sm2 is peak if you're insanely autistic like me

700 hours

[near wasp]

I just play sm2 to blow off steam

[rancid cove]

I play it every day when I get back from work

[heady rivet]

I have tried like FIVE times to get into SM2 and always get bored and fall off

[rancid cove]

Play with me, twin

It will be fun twin

[near wasp]

I got my boss to play with me and I made him play on vet and he struggles so hard

[rancid cove]

Me n gf n you closed squad

[daring creek]

why dont you play a good game like bloxburg

[near wasp]

Play with me instead and I'll autisticly rant about vtm the entire time

[raven stone]

Found on FB

Not sure which English speaking military

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/treyreloaded-twitter-stan-twitter-roblox-gif-2893728334394061840

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/friendly-fire-friendly-fire-will-not-be-tolerated-throwing-hypocrite-gif-13255289749517161030

[near wasp]

Definitely the us

[heady rivet]

Alright fine I'll reinstall when I get home

Again

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/883402213584699412/1287375053738082376/imtiredhitler.gif

[near wasp]

Poor necro

Forced to kill the enemies of man

[heady rivet]

I should be stabbing another Crackhead in the kidney over who gets to collect protection money from a bar selling Second Best only...

[rancid cove]

Ill be available later today
I forgot which timezone Brazil uses but its 18:00 on my time

[near wasp]

Well what time is it now

[rancid cove]

11:03

[heady rivet]

Brazil has 2 timezones

[near wasp]

Fucking hell

[rancid cove]

So fun...

[rose thorn]

boy oh goly anyone excited for them to reveal a vanguard veteran sergant on monday>

[heady rivet]

[rocky gale]

Can't believe WarCom didn't release anything today

[rose thorn]

skaven art is cool

[rocky gale]

You mean another intercessor but red and with a different helmet

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[rocky gale]

Lame

[heady rivet]

Wake me up when its Necromunda I dont care about the side games

[rose thorn]

watch them smuther necromunda like a baby like theydid with warcry

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1490894619570077803/mtxh9m5.gif

[heady rivet]

They would never, we actually are popular

And beloved

[rose thorn]

people loved warcry lol

[heady rivet]

And profitable too!

[heady rivet]

And where is this warcry now?

[rose thorn]

dead

it like won rewards for ebing the best skirmish game ever lmao

[heady rivet]

Dies anyway

[rose thorn]

your points are like, not proving anything for necromunda's life span

[celest dome]

Wasn't Warcry not so successful though ? Compared to Munda

Sales number

[rose thorn]

because most people played the non bespoke warbands

[celest dome]

Not design perfection

[heady rivet]

3E came out before Warcry though. Like we already outlived it

[rose thorn]

...?

that doesnt mean anything

[heady rivet]

Necromunda 3rd edition is older than Warcry, so the lifespan is already longer. Another Munda W babyyyyy

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1489667906068287508/Palatine_Impressed.gif

ANOTHER 20 TRILLION TO HIVE SECUNDUS

[rose thorn]

underworlds released at the same time as necromunda 3rd edition lmao

[raven stone]

OK let's stop ego stroking on specific game lines and unite on hating Marine slop :p

[rose thorn]

and both necromunda and underworlds are bespoke model games

[heady rivet]

And we were discussing warcry

[rose thorn]

warcry died similar to how and why killteams 1.0 died, i am saying as long as a game focuses on its own model releases hten it will prbably survive

[heady rivet]

When was the last Underworlds new content anyway? I dont super follow AoS. I get it all through osmosis from a friend

[rose thorn]

it was revealed at adepticon along eveyrthing else lol

[celest cedar]

https://youtu.be/eJGN_mxhzWo

[rose thorn]

it was literally on the "wahts getting revealed" post lol

[heady rivet]

Yeah I scroll past AoS

Lole

But I see

[rose thorn]

need tha tsweet sweet intercessor

[heady rivet]

[heady rivet]

Delaque gets their vic any day now

[rose thorn]

i am very excited i think this is the first shooty warband since emberwatch

[rose thorn]

when they release a necromunda kit as a 40k kit you will know your doom

phantoms of warcry live within new aos releases

[heady rivet]

Not a problem, every mini ever made is already a Necromunda mini

[rose thorn]

"guys we are releasing the necromunda spiders as a new guard unit!!"

[heady rivet]

We talked about this before but its hilarious how they cant decide if thats the name of one regiment or every Necromundan regiment

[rose thorn]

LMAO, i assume its every necromundan regiment since that one kit

the ally

[rancid cove]

Before you do, would you mind playing with me n my gf without VC (and also i imagine your ping would he astoundingly high which could be a problem)

[rose thorn]

necromunda renown for its uh,,, spiders

[rose thorn]

imagine this on

[rocky gale]

Commissar Graves

😳

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/wh40k-choose-your-next-words-with-exceptional-care-commissar-gif-12059449748617226062

[rancid cove]

I have a meme for this which might be inappropriate

[solid horizon]

Severina Raine reskin

||(jk)||

[heady rivet]

Send it no balls

[rancid cove]

Nuh uh

[heady rivet]

Send

Cowards will be SHOT

[solid horizon]

cowards will be shat

[rocky gale]

Do it

[rocky gale]

Na it's just her daughter

[rancid cove]

I think its not even that inappropriate, just cringe

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/closing-the-door-viralhog-goodbye-gotta-go-bye-gif-10198654198297264141

im no tgonna comment on that vial post

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1490894619570077803/mtxh9m5.gif

[rancid cove]

I warned y'all it was cringe

[rancid cove]

Vile*

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-netflix-br-ba-brba-jesse-pinkman-gif-8516763756069522499

[rancid cove]

Space Wolf/Black Templar/Lamenters/Carcharadons/Salamanders

[rose thorn]

a youtuber i like brought up a godo poitn abotu why space wolves ae trash

they get eveyrthing every other unique chapter egts

oh a curse that transforms yo into a monster? yeah SW get that

oh drinking blood? yeah sw get that

oh swarm marines? yeah sw get that

[rancid cove]

Nah mag you dont understand they have something truly truly unique for them

Wolf.

[rose thorn]

luna wolves

[rancid cove]

Wolf helmet wolf pelt wolf skull wolf teeth wolf packs wolf wolf wolf wolf

[rose thorn]

oh yeah special opwerful rare tech only they have access to?

[rancid cove]

There were never Luna Wolves, wym

[rose thorn]

yeah space wolves

[rose thorn]

...... what

?

do

what?

oh you want yor own special psykers? yeah space wolves

[rancid cove]

Theres no 20 primarchs, silly.
Just 7 primarchs.

Luna Wolves dont exist

[nocturne crest]

Imagine if the red scorpions were a space wolves successor chapter and had scorpion themed units.

[daring creek]

It doesn't make sense

Whos getting the hots for a guy about to die

Unless she likes seeing men getting torn apart

Which is a very real possibility

Wow they really tried to get that guard symbol on huh

[rancid cove]

Missus dont look much into it

Its a cringe meme

[wary fulcrum]

What? When do they get that?

[rose thorn]

Their chalice of space marine juice

During their initiation

[wary fulcrum]

It’s not blood

I’ve got the passed here

It doesn’t taste of anything

[raven stone]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/lgjzyr7m/warhammer-40000-rules-reveal-shoot-from-the-saddle-with-inquisitor-kroyle-and-intranzia-fraye/

[wary fulcrum]

It’s not mentioned to be blood

[raven stone]

Not Marine Slop

[wary fulcrum]

It’s a ‘potent brew’ that doesn’t smell or taste of anything

[rocky gale]

Now heres the good shit

[wary fulcrum]

And all SM first founding chapters get tech no one else has access to

DA have jetbikes, more access to hover than anyone else, ridiculous access to plasma, the Rock

BA have psychic dreadnoughts and ‘blood strike’ missiles

Salamanders have all the Vulkan tech

Fists have the Phalanx

Raven Guard have got all that stealth ninja shit and fancy jump packs

I think you could replace SW with BA and the argument stays the exact same

Which kind of disproves the argument

[rancid cove]

@storm jungle alright bro Ian's pronounciation of Guilliman was a bit unnerving but his PRONOUNCIATION OF NIKEA PISSED ME OFF

WHY DOES HE CHOOSE TO SAY IT LIKE THAT

[raven stone]

Forgive a wee bit of teasing but now I imagine you as a cute Irish lass sitting in that machine and pointing everything at the Brits and commanding "burn the heretics!"

[wary fulcrum]

I do love Inquisitor Colonialiser

I think I’ll be getting that one and necromundaring him up

[raven stone]

I keep thinking they meant for him to be a full blown flamboyant Rogue Trader.

Then someone on the Armageddon book team, or upper management, threw a tantrum and demanded he be given an Inquisitor's rule set instead.

His rules make him a great infantry gunline multiplier

[wary fulcrum]

I could see that

I tend to view inquisitor/rogue trader as two sides to the same design space coin

Inquisitors are the more serious grim dark skulls and imperial iconography

Rogue traders are flamboyant rogues with a sense of the debonair and a spectacular attention to the occaision

[raven stone]

They are fascinating parallels in many thematic ways, yet united by "being allowed to deviate from being brain dead loyalists whilst still being loyal"

[wary fulcrum]

Yeah, both have complete freedom with different prompt suggestions

[rancid cove]

Ian's video on the Thousand Sons convinced me they're my least liked legion overall

Nothing seems attractive to me

Their gimmick, their armor design...

[near wasp]

Just like the wolves

[rancid cove]

I think I just really like the jagged swords they use

[near wasp]

They have cool jagged swords too

[rancid cove]

Lowkey I think the Space Wolfs more interesting than the Thousand Sons

[near wasp]

Lukas the trickster is a great book

[rancid cove]

Their 30k counterpart at least, in40k they lose a lot of swagger and theres only 2 SW characters in 40k i care about

[wary fulcrum]

With the 50 that they have that is bad numbers

[near wasp]

I like the wolves more without russ

[wary fulcrum]

I feel like Ragnar should have died crossing the Rubicon after Ghazkull

It would have added so much depth to the chapter

[rancid cove]

40k personality with 30k armor design = peak

[rancid cove]

I only care for Logan and Bjorn pretty much I dont know any other SW major character

[languid meadow]

https://youtu.be/6xkBBF6Std8?si=6Nk2NXNGjMCifwwt

[rancid cove]

Shein Cawl

[wary fulcrum]

Ragnar
Krom
Ulric
Lukas
DickheadstupidnameDreadnought
The psyker is escaping me right now
Arjac
Canis Wolfborn
Harald Stormwolf?

[rancid cove]

"We have Bellisarius Cawl at home"
Bellisarius Cawl at home:

[rancid cove]

Theres also Ulfar from the Rogue Trader game

Any other space wolf is just irrelevant for me

[wary fulcrum]

Oh if we’re going characters there’s alot

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dr-zoidberg-your-joke-is-bad

[wary fulcrum]

Jorin Bloodhowl is the best

(But like, there’s so many, and some are terrible fucking Hagar)

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/thanos-smoking

[cerulean trellis]

this is peak and you can not chnage my mind

[heady rivet]

I actually am keen on more Admech. Especially one that butts heads with Pasqal. Maybe he leans a little Heretek, ideally

[arctic talon]

He’s from Stygies

Decent odds he’s a xenarite

[heady rivet]

How can you tell? Blog post somewhere?

[arctic talon]

His robes

Black robes, red armor

It’s Stygies

[heady rivet]

I see

[daring creek]

Guys

An ai drew this

https://youraislopbores.me/

Its ai image gen website

Trust

[rancid cove]

I want someone to send in the most egregious prompt ever in there

[daring creek]

I said draw 67 among us

[heady rivet]

This is literally a Danny Gonzales video

Where he does this

[daring creek]

You always can

[heady rivet]

Exact bit

[daring creek]

Its in your finger tips

Just dont ask them to draw porn

[heady rivet]

https://youtu.be/scg2kU1pHc4

[daring creek]

LOL

[rocky gale]

and what culture are Blood Angels?

Homosexual?

[rancid cove]

Homosexuality, cannibalism and vampirism

[rocky gale]

You just said the same thing three times

[rancid cove]

Damn youre right

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-hickey-smile-the-terror-gif-12027062

Everywhere I go I see his face...

[fervent geode]

This is so fucking common now

This is what the chuds call the based Chaos player btw

[rancid cove]

Huh

[fervent geode]

My exact reaction

[celest cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1268981038634373212/1494291841686700162/74BCEE54-F7A9-4CF0-B99A-58141D5401A7.mov?ex=69e364b9&is=69e21339&hm=4ff53153adcc9aec0dc30524414ec1236dd4d845a7a965d5a707d5ab72dae13b&

wow mamdani aint kidding

[rancid cove]

"based chaos player"
looks inside
misinterpreting the characters and entire faction

[fervent geode]

based chaos player
not understand chaos
my damned traitor legion is not corrupted

[steel ingot]

this is why black legion numba 1 baby chaos's favorite sons kill 5 billion people baby wahoo

[daring creek]

I mean isn't it just infant skinning fun party with chaos legions

[fervent geode]

Lord named Word Bearers

[fervent geode]

Yes

Especially us

[rancid cove]

Yeah but FOR SOME REASON they dont wanna admit the... chaos legions... are chaos

[storm jungle]

Satan's greatest soldiers

[fervent geode]

But the gods like skinning

[rancid cove]

Because they dont "worship them"

[fervent geode]

So it all pans out

[steel ingot]

in all honesty though after taking many months to enjoy and sometimes slog through the chaos legion books i find it fascinating that people laser focus on certain aspects of books or sorta memifiable aspects which is like kinda sad

[languid meadow]

this is what I mean is that a lot of chaos players are just closet imperium players

[steel ingot]

but also on the other hand no patrick the night lords are not noble savages they're just idiots

[fervent geode]

Those people just don’t actually read

[steel ingot]

mind you i like night lords a lot

[fervent geode]

They get it from YT shorts

[rancid cove]

No thats just Talos

[fervent geode]

Talos is just an idiot

Everyone else is self aware and fine generally

That being said self aware satan monsters

[steel ingot]

ive always been fond of the weirdo legions

[fervent geode]

Blud barely any of these people play

[steel ingot]

and night lords also get the bonus of just having a really fucking peem ass color scheme

but like also you cant take one splinter of spliter and extrapolate it out to the character of the whole thing

even if the book is really good

[fervent geode]

The Midnight Clad is cool as fuck

Anyways this is the sin of Aaron

He made some geniuses think 40K NL are like Talos

When even Talos’ warband isn’t like Talos

[rancid cove]

Talos's warband is also just weak and very small

[fervent geode]

Lucoryphus is the better example

[rancid cove]

He wasnt even THE FUCKING LEADER

[fervent geode]

Yeah

[rancid cove]

IT WAS VANDRED

[fervent geode]

And besides Variel they are literally all old timers

[fervent geode]

The Exalted Daemon Possessed lmao

[rancid cove]

"M-muh good ol' times of the Heresy..."

[steel ingot]

not even reminiscing about the good times more like him hitting himself over and over like "damn im so stupid why did my dad assign me stupid idiot curse boy as a job"

like talk about bad luck on his end

[fervent geode]

This is like if everyone read Storm of Iron and figured every IW was depressed like Forrix

[arctic talon]

Okay but Storm of iron is goated

[fervent geode]

It is

[steel ingot]

i still need to get my hands on some hardcopies of my favorites, i only own the nightlords ominbus cause a friend got it for my for my birthday

[fervent geode]

Because it’s clear that Forrix is an old time weirdo

[steel ingot]

then i did the cursed horus heresy chart of books

[fervent geode]

And he’s not really Forrix anymore

[steel ingot]

took me like 6 months

the space wolfs can suck an egg for all i care

never make me read another space wolf book AGAIN

[rancid cove]

When I first started getting into 40k and I read the NL Omnibus I legit thought all NL's were like Talos until a week later after I read Morvhen Vahls novel that i went
"No wait. These guys are actually pretty fucking decent... and way more imposing and dangerous- IS TALOS JUST A BUM?!"

[steel ingot]

yeah lmao

[fervent geode]

Luckily my first hero was Krieg Acerbus

[steel ingot]

dad assigned him bum at birth when he got that soul hunter title

[fervent geode]

Well before Typhon and Erebus

[steel ingot]

you are destined for shitty things my son

its all bad from here

still though he's my bum

[fervent geode]

He didn’t get the title until Tsagualsa

[rancid cove]

I mean to be fair he did have a growing brain which fucked his intellect

[fervent geode]

He didn’t have visions until after the DSM based on Massacre

[steel ingot]

but yeah i honestly i need to like gander through some post heresy books most of my stuff is pre or during heresy and im getting uh a little tired of it

for some reason i own hard copies of the soul drinker novels but i have NO idea where i got them

[rancid cove]

How normal is it for late-awakening psykers to have like- mid tier abilities and not be able to tap into the warp?
Thought of giving my OC just one psyker related ability and nothing else, like even if she wanted to and tried to she couldnt be able to do anything else other than that

[steel ingot]

me when my boss turns into a fucking spider but i got other shit to deal with

[fervent geode]

I mean even mid tier abilities would be warp tapping

Maybe they were never trained?

Like that one Salamander who was suddenly found a psyker

Dakir

[storm jungle]

check out the Assignment page that should prob give you a right idea on what level to make them

[rancid cove]

I mean in a way that like
Its a passive thing, not something she can really control and despite if the tried to improve on it she cant do much

[storm jungle]

Yeah thats the lower first levels, aka like being "lucky"

[fervent geode]

Oh like suppression?

Yeah

That’s normal

Sev and Typhon

And possibly Kor Phaeron

A surprising amount of 1st Captains were hidden psykers

[rancid cove]

She has a small, weak "foresight" where she slightly can tell where attacks can come from and can seemingly understand people easier and almost seems to have an easier way to manipulate as if she can exactly feel their emotions and intentions
But like she doesnt even realize it and think its completely normal- and even if she tried to train she couldnt unlock anything else other than that

[fervent geode]

Hmm maybe

[steel ingot]

i do often wonder how much latent psyker stuff i just inevitable with humankind given enough time

[fervent geode]

That’s almost like Sev, esp that final part of Prince of Crows

When he seems to know when the Dangle strikes come

[rancid cove]

I always forget Sev was a psyker

[storm jungle]

its all inevitable

Psychic Awakening makes it clear everyone being psykers is humanity's evolutionary destiny

[fervent geode]

He suppresses it well

[storm jungle]

they are just fucking it up

[rancid cove]

May I ask where is that?

[fervent geode]

Like Calas too

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/The_Assignment

[rancid cove]

Thanks

[steel ingot]

omnious name as usual lmao

the assignment like okay administratum we get itttt

[storm jungle]

people were also saying this shit is not canon anymore so me and my friend had to dig up post-2018 examples to prove people wrong lol

[steel ingot]

or whoever does the naming of things

its prolly administratum

get special first draft picks of what stupid name to give everything

[storm jungle]

its like those dumb government institutions IRL who pick the most goofy ass things to assign words to

[steel ingot]

by the way on a more current lore discussion

bobby g is just like blending his ultramarines with this 500 worlds thing right

[fervent geode]

Wdym blending

He’s restoring the 500 Worlds, and the various Shield Chapters that reside there serve Ultramar now, more Auxilia will be raised, Tetrarchs reappointed etc

[steel ingot]

oh so it is already working

damn

[storm jungle]

Kind of, its a minor side plot point where some Inquisitors are getting worried that hes empire-building when he just wants to make Ultramar a beacon/safe-haven for people escaping the hostile sectors beyond its borders

[steel ingot]

i was hoping the bad record against nids would prove their downfall

[storm jungle]

also what Cont said yea

[fervent geode]

As of the 500 Worlds campaign book, yes

[steel ingot]

i always wanna see the blue boys hurt bad

[storm jungle]

thats kinda the unrealistic bit with the ultramarines

they are 10 companies yet in somehow every major warzone

[fervent geode]

They just appear

I guess

[storm jungle]

however AT LEAST the book acknowledges they are stretched thin for once with most of their forces being in Pacificus fighting the 4th Tyrannic War

[fervent geode]

Good

[steel ingot]

space marine 2 would have you believe ultramarines can win a fight against nids

[fervent geode]

Unfortunately they are too competent for that

[steel ingot]

the tyrannic wars suggest another story

[fervent geode]

Kid named, Tyrannic War Veteran

They won

It cost them like hell

[steel ingot]

yeah after feeding the entire first company to them

and guess who's still around

the nids

[fervent geode]

Obviously

The Devastation of Baal did nothing to the Nids

The nids aren’t going to be exterminated by any one battle

[steel ingot]

god take all of the blood angels suffering and give it to the ultramarines

[fervent geode]

The mutants deserve their lot

The honourable sons of Macragge have proven their worth time and time again

Make good carpets too

[steel ingot]

at least its not as bad as it was with them but like man

especially considering you have another whole ass primarch running around but he's like

a nonfactor cause he's on his journey

or whatever dark angels do

[daring creek]

Eh? Maybe its because they look really cool and oppose the imperium

[fervent geode]

And they are damned

[daring creek]

Wanting to pretend theres a good guy(tyranids)

[fervent geode]

Smdh the good guys are the Kyn end of story

[steel ingot]

see this is why legions like word bearers and death guard are so fun, they just are in it for the love of the game (evil)

[fervent geode]

Death Guard technically some of them weren’t

[steel ingot]

true true

[fervent geode]

But they are now lolol

[daring creek]

Why is death guard green

[steel ingot]

green is good

[fervent geode]

Rot

[steel ingot]

aint you heard an ork before

[daring creek]

Why not cotten candy blue and pink

[steel ingot]

green is gud

[fervent geode]

Decay, oxidations

[daring creek]

Okay but pink is a pretty color

[rancid cove]

They still empower chaos despite not actively worshipping them and even then, most of them probably already embraced chaos in one way or another
Maybe not in worship but to acknowledge the uses of the chaos gods and their forces

[fervent geode]

They probably don’t comprehend pretty anymore tbh

[steel ingot]

if you want cotten candy pink go to the screaming masses of the emperors children

they are real freakos

and its GREAT

[fervent geode]

[steel ingot]

honestly the pink and worn matte grey is such a peem look

so many of the chaos legions mog tf outta the loyalist factions

[rancid cove]

My favorite chaos legions are all of them except the fucking Thousand Sons

[steel ingot]

ah yes

the nerds

[daring creek]

Y

[rancid cove]

Nothing in them attracts me
I don't like their gimmick, their personality in pursuit of "oooo forbidden knowledge!", magnus is a self centered cunt, their armors are mid and their legion hierarchy sucks

Only thing I like them is the design of some weapons

[daring creek]

No make death guard pink n purple