40k-lore-chat

[vagrant fox]

No they had fun sucking up the agony caused by the blangels

[crystal forum]

it has the date too so you fucking went back to look for it

you remembered it

you FREAK

[arctic talon]

No

Because it’s in the codex

[vagrant fox]

I think it was the deldar twice, might have been deldar and something else

[arctic talon]

Also its deldar

[ripe forum]

Are corsairs pirates

[arctic talon]

Deldar never lose

lol

[lament shoal]

Takes one to know one

[arctic talon]

Yes, but they vary on if they even steal stuff

Some corsairs just do it for the love of the game

Or are part of a craftworlds defense

[ripe forum]

I keep looking at your pfp and I can't get Kokomo out of my head

[arctic talon]

Some corsairs work for drukhari kabals

[urban spire]

some corsairs are posers

[arctic talon]

And kidnap people

To be tortured for eternity

[storm jungle]

wait

[ripe forum]

Tbf Corsair is pretty much the "other" category for Eldar

[arctic talon]

But corsairs are mostly tied to craftworlds lol

[storm jungle]

do you not know what corsairs are yet have one on your team?

[ripe forum]

Not their fault they're lumped nn there

[arctic talon]

They’re in the craftworld category

[crystal forum]

corsairs are like chaos undivided. there's a lot of frauds

[arctic talon]

lol

And always have been

[ripe forum]

I do know what they are

[storm jungle]

false again

[storm jungle]

[solid horizon]

corsairs are corsairs

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/ball-knower-meme-bro-knows-ball-ball-gif-17027802866392353851

[arctic talon]

They’re talking about the eldar type not red corsairs

[crystal forum]

ur a bitch

[summer mural]

eldar, cant even corsair properly smh.

[lament shoal]

Scott falco fan spotted

Based

[storm jungle]

yea, swing and a miss

[ripe forum]

But there's a lot of divisions when it comes to every group and I like asking her because people tend to give me more in depth answers

[rancid cove]

What do you even mean by that

[urban spire]

jay's catching Ls tonight

[crystal forum]

i thought they meant red corsairs

[storm jungle]

You should just read the lexi

asking people is better for details

randos like us dont exactly do factions enough justice from a prompt

[rancid cove]

Ever since I've joined this chat I don't think I've seen Jay catch W's

[crystal forum]

i always catch W's

i just dont share them

[urban spire]

wa

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-gif-21179057

[crystal forum]

i have big fingers ok

[solid horizon]

also arent corsairs technically more pirates than privateers

[lament shoal]

Found this in fortnite a while back

[storm jungle]

privateers are just "legal" pirates

[ripe forum]

That's fair but people answers give me a good place to start

Documents can kinda be word vomit and it's nice having a jumping off point past what I already know

[arctic talon]

For 40k they’re privateers for craftworlds mostly

lol

[summer mural]

privateers are just hired pirates yes

[arctic talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/195404877688602624/1493321348800315392/red-corsairs-artwork-by-mikhail-savier-v0-9umevdyl40vg1.png?ex=69e1d722&is=69e085a2&hm=fa0476f1b638990545ff163de377332c82457535f3cce372149f79b46273a66f&

[storm jungle]

Lexi does a good job with that tbh, id still suggest just reading it first

[solid horizon]

depends but most of the time yeah

[arctic talon]

Good day on new Badab

[queen laurel]

yeah we know you use them for your relationships

[storm jungle]

Corsairs, Pirates and Privateers are all the same shit. Its just mumbo jumbo

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-alarm-gem-alert-chud-redditor-gem-gif-6415505554061588689

[storm jungle]

like how indentured servant is literally a slave

[crystal forum]

why are you always here to torment me

[rancid cove]

Least based chaos undivided group

[urban spire]

jay irl

[fervent geode]

At least the NL just say slave

[crystal forum]

factually untrue bro

[summer mural]

nl?

[solid horizon]

meh, it just says you as a sailor got a letter of marque but idk if that's a thing in warhammer, not really interesting either

[storm jungle]

night lords

[summer mural]

new london?

[storm jungle]

Not really no

again not getting into pedantics

privateers are pirates

[solid horizon]

whatever

[storm jungle]

no

anyway

https://tenor.com/view/shalom-dog-funny-jewish-hanukkah-gif-793658373563256038

[rancid cove]

IT EVEN SOUNDS THE SAME

OFC IT MEANS THE SAME

[storm jungle]

It literally is

[solid horizon]

land raider yourself

[storm jungle]

like

[storm jungle]

it was entirely made up because "we need pirates but legal"

[ripe forum]

Okay

[storm jungle]

lmao

[crystal forum]

land speed these nuts

[summer mural]

KHARN

[storm jungle]

[ripe forum]

You know I will say

The people of this chat do a good job of not calling me stupid for being stupid

And I appreciate that

[storm jungle]

I mean

thats because we arent space marine users

so thats a start

[rancid cove]

Politicians: We need a legal version of this thing that is totally illegal. Name it almost the fucking same.

[summer mural]

and also because i am stupid

[storm jungle]

LITERALLY.

[urban spire]

we say way worse things to each other than that

[ripe forum]

[lament shoal]

My pirate homebrew chapter pulling up to a distress signal on some backwater imperial planet:

[crystal forum]

you're not stupid just a madness combat fan

[summer mural]

yeah one time I called a dilara a shameless braindead manchild

[urban spire]

sick

[ripe forum]

So yeah corsairs are pretty much pirates, or I guess thrillseekers

[storm jungle]

yeah basically

eldar corsairs can get pretty diverse but thats the deal

[rancid cove]

Not a man or a child
Try asylum cat lady

[storm jungle]

they are the in-between dark eldar and craftworld eldar

[crystal forum]

is that an airstrip

[summer mural]

bro

thats mean

[urban spire]

doubt i can say any of my favourite slurs here

[ripe forum]

That's about what I thought but I'm the type of person who doubts every fact and piece of information in my head

[crystal forum]

i bet dilara has a picture of muscled women on her wall

[storm jungle]

thats why you read the lexi

only 40k source you can trust

[storm jungle]

i wish

[rancid cove]

Some times I be scratching me brain to not send some stickers here

[summer mural]

linda hamilton in terminator 2 is pretty peak ngl

[rancid cove]

[summer mural]

wait was linda hamilton even in t2

[lament shoal]

I think so lol

[summer mural]

I have to rewatch im getting my terminators mixed up

[rancid cove]

"What about the Black Bo-"

I said. THE LEXICANUM.

[summer mural]

also now that I recall I think I was the only person on the planet that liked terminator salvation

[fervent geode]

Trust the codex

[storm jungle]

📢

[crystal forum]

why must codex sound so futuristic while also being a very old word

[urban spire]

i use dan abnett as my primary source, mainly because it's really funny

[storm jungle]

because of the X

[fervent geode]

Latin

[ripe forum]

Okay so there is something I don't understand though

[storm jungle]

it makes it sound futuristic

[ripe forum]

(I sort of skimmed so I might've just missed it)

If Eldar wear their waystones, wouldn't their soul just like pop out if it broke

Or Is that not how it works

[storm jungle]

Thats like asking "if someone is wearing gems shouldnt they pop out and break"

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/elon-elon-musk-musk-happy-jump-gif-6511704248517720571

[storm jungle]

its literally attached and sealed to their armor

[ripe forum]

Well I mean when they die

Since it's on them

Sorry

I phrased that poorly

[storm jungle]

Thats the issue yeah, its why Eldar take great care for their casualties and fallen

[summer mural]

wait im a what

[storm jungle]

soulstones are more sturdy stuff but they can break

[urban spire]

the thing your pfp is from

[ripe forum]

Oh okay that makes sense 👍

[crystal forum]

is that not your pfp

[summer mural]

oh

it is

[storm jungle]

its why eldar retrieve the gems fast

[summer mural]

hank

[lament shoal]

Their souls get transferred to the gem immediately upon death

[storm jungle]

and flee

^

[summer mural]

i saw it a while back

[crystal forum]

yes from madness fucking combat

[storm jungle]

once a battlefield is won or lost they recover the gems and leave

[summer mural]

but I cant be bothered to change it

[rancid cove]

How to explain other factions for space marine fans: The gems are like the gene-seed for Eldars

[ripe forum]

That must mean being alone is very scary for an Eldar

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-alarm-gem-alert-chud-redditor-gem-gif-6415505554061588689

[crystal forum]

truly inspirational

[ripe forum]

But I'm not

[storm jungle]

Thats basically why they care a lot of for the battles they commit to yea

[ripe forum]

I'm just new to lore

[ripe forum]

I see

[lament shoal]

Being an eldar is scary enough on its own lol

[languid meadow]

idk why but it was super funny when they had the grey knights showing compassion to the eldar with the stones while also mind wiping and killing civies at the same time

[storm jungle]

Corsairs have 1-2 psyker units that are responsible with recovering the stones of their fallen

[languid meadow]

lmao

[storm jungle]

after that the corsairs usualyl deliver the stones at some point to craftworlds they visit

where the souls can join the infinity circuit

until then the souls can be uploaded to a ship and just live there

[ripe forum]

I find it funny how out of five people only one of the people on the rogue traders ship aren't wackjobs

[urban spire]

so like, did the eldar making a new god not resolve their afterlife situation at all or what

[storm jungle]

they didnt make a new god

[summer mural]

i was new to the lore once, then somebody asked me if magnus did nothing wrong and i havent looked into the lore since

[storm jungle]

thats not how it works

ugh

lmao

[ripe forum]

The eldar should just copy the elves and lock slaanesh in the Web way or something

[summer mural]

cant

[storm jungle]

then there goes their only way of FTL

also trapping a cosmci god is harder than it sounds

[summer mural]

also the fantasy elves arent a dying race to the same degree as the eldar in 40k

TO THE SAME DEGREE

[storm jungle]

They are in the "decline" with dwarves yea

[urban spire]

i have no negative feelings about the shit that's gone down since big guy woke up form stasis but i also haven't super kept up

[ripe forum]

The elves are just locked in

[storm jungle]

because the two legacy factions hav efought and ruined themselves

its a big theme in WHF

[ripe forum]

The elves are the chads, while the Eldar, have been drawn like the soy jacks (By GW)

[storm jungle]

Eldar are cool too they just suffer from bad writers

[urban spire]

you know what, i'll look it up on lexicanum dot com the online warhammer 40,000 encyclopedia that anyone can edit

[storm jungle]

not how it works

and not "anyone" can edit lexi

[urban spire]

what the fuck do you mean

[storm jungle]

what the fuck do you mean

lol

[urban spire]

ok i won't look it up then

[ripe forum]

I watch pancreas a lot, and I think he said it best when he said that it's hard to make farseers interesting, because they usually WIN when NOTHING HAPPENS

[urban spire]

fuck

[summer mural]

well the eldar are pretty powerful and given how much theyve collapsed , the point is you can kinda imagine how ridiculous obscenely bonkers powerful the eldar were in their prime

[storm jungle]

huh?

the fuck

LOL

[crystal forum]

dont worry there's only a 40% chance that you find an article edited by dilara

[ripe forum]

Cause they see the future

[vagrant fox]

It's the Lexicanum, it's the online encyclopedia anyone can edit

[lament shoal]

The bourgeoisie own the means of editing on the lexi

[summer mural]

since even now they can give everyone a run for their money, in their declined state

[storm jungle]

ABSOLUTELY goated choice and yeah Pancreas nails all the points regarding that because most 40k youtubers just always shit on eldar or never do them justice, im happy he glazes the shit out of them while still pointing out their faults while showing why people still like them

[urban spire]

ok so ynnead doesn't actually exist yet

[crystal forum]

is that a hlvr reference

[summer mural]

also pancreas is actually funny

[storm jungle]

its becaues hes honest

[summer mural]

he talks like a normal person

[storm jungle]

^

[crystal forum]

pancreas isnt british so he can be funny

[storm jungle]

he legit feels like a bro you like at work

[languid meadow]

Pancreas will always glaze elves unless it's TES elves

[storm jungle]

yeah because hes based

[languid meadow]

true

[vagrant fox]

yes

[crystal forum]

im going to kiss your fat lips

[urban spire]

i played eldar in dawn of war 1 i kinda like them

[vagrant fox]

kiss cinless first

[urban spire]

i read that one novel, aspect warrior

[fervent geode]

Deldar are cool everyone else is dingus

[crystal forum]

nah i dont interact with women, they scare me

[vagrant fox]

The only good TES elves are Bretons and Dunmer

[urban spire]

wait why are you kissing cinless

[summer mural]

deldar army is cool

[ripe forum]

Pancreas is great because he makes it clear he's biased but still tries to be as fair as possible

[storm jungle]

listing femboys first, sus

[fervent geode]

Remove the Bretons and we have a deal

[summer mural]

dunmer are good?

[storm jungle]

Yeah not something most 40ktubers can manage unfortunately

[vagrant fox]

I like what I like

[lament shoal]

Fluffy “I’m not a freak” Jay

[vagrant fox]

no they're based watch the TES Online breton trailer where the dude 1v3s some chuds

[fervent geode]

Dunmer Supremacism is objectively correct

[fervent geode]

They still had pointy ears then

[urban spire]

i played some deldar too in dow but they never really clicked

[crystal forum]

it's just sigsen he knows i'm joking mostly

[ripe forum]

I like Peter turbo, but I still enjoyed pancreas's video because while big P doesn't like them, he did a good job covering the character in a good light

[summer mural]

tes is okay, like I like the game, and I like the daedric fooling around, but the lore never really got my attention, like talos blah blah

[fervent geode]

Now they are like humans but with the arrogance they don’t deserve

[storm jungle]

Yeha I just dont really trust youtubers who say they dont like a faction then just get everything wrong

[urban spire]

i really enjoyed being a fucking bitch in pvp and shuffling around my invisible production building to prolong my loss by potentially hours

[lament shoal]

https://youtu.be/gIoixK6KtWo?si=6I2VbVn0ai-VOSNz LMFAOOO

[vagrant fox]

https://klipy.com/gifs/eso-knight

does this to you

[summer mural]

the eso trailers are pretty dope

[fervent geode]

Smh Direnni rule should’ve been restored

Could’ve kept them based manelves

[summer mural]

especially that first one with the breton assassin guy killing everyone all over the place

[fervent geode]

Now they are French

[summer mural]

I like the swtor trailers a little better though

[ripe forum]

Even if it was wrong, they're at least portraying the character in a positive / fair light

[storm jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1326747259395768456/1383051320155574402/catScared-2x.gif

[crystal forum]

i dont like the guard because i'm a guard fan

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/swtor-the-old-republuc-star-wars-the-old-republic-star-wars-malgus-gif-20000216

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/breizh-bretagne-brittany-breton-scream-if-you-love-gif-17695006152904973731

[ripe forum]

And not just saying "this guy sucks because I don't like him so here's all the reasons he sucks"

[urban spire]

ok so ynnead is kinda real, but not quite there yet?

[vagrant fox]

yea sorta

[storm jungle]

yeah gestating is the term i think lol

[fervent geode]

Basically now they need all aeldar to die

[storm jungle]

we'll prob never see it happen

[fervent geode]

If they want him

So basically the Ynnari are Heaven’s Gate

[vagrant fox]

40k endtimes in 80 years we'll see it

[ripe forum]

Like I do when I'm talking about the emperor

[urban spire]

ynnead is a surprisingly hopeful idea for 40k

[summer mural]

itl be cool if ynnead comes back and is instantly killed again somehow

[arctic talon]

Ynead will be born if 40k gets endtimes’d

[storm jungle]

"cool"

shut up

lmao

[arctic talon]

It never died

lol

[crystal forum]

second primaris
secondis?

[solid horizon]

ynnead is real, kasrkins killed it last game

[arctic talon]

Ynead is a newly born thing

[arctic talon]

That’s the yncarne

[fervent geode]

https://tenor.com/view/corse-gif-2013316348993996933

[arctic talon]

That’s like saying your kasrkin killed slaanesh because you killed a KoS

[summer mural]

itl be so epic if abaddon 'wins' 40k like archie 'won' fantasy

[arctic talon]

💀

[storm jungle]

LOL

[crystal forum]

it can happen

[storm jungle]

average non-xenos player tbh

it cant jay

[crystal forum]

kasrkin are just that strong

[arctic talon]

It’s not that it isn’t impressive

But it’s a fragment

lol

[urban spire]

wait wasn't guilliman friends with the ynnead cultists? why'd the ig kill their avatar thing?

[crystal forum]

yes it can dilara

[vagrant fox]

did you know the tau thought they killed slaanesh

[solid horizon]

those guards will say anything to improve their morale

[storm jungle]

Carskin are not that good pal

[urban spire]

fuck, 40k is nonsense

[fervent geode]

What if the T’au kill Slaanesh

[crystal forum]

ok buddy

[vagrant fox]

Temp alliance

[storm jungle]

Yes.

[fervent geode]

Like they shoot a railgun at Slaanesh

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-hand-shake-arnold-arnold-swarzeneger-gif-9494194

[summer mural]

why would the tau kill slaanesh

[crystal forum]

but do you have a hot shot lasgun?

no you dont

[storm jungle]

yeah in my pants

[fervent geode]

Coz he’s annoying

[summer mural]

lmao the tau shoot a railgun at slaanesh

[urban spire]

tau colonizing the realm of slaanesh

[summer mural]

thatd be great

[vagrant fox]

Another Tau slipstream incident to colonize the warp

[crystal forum]

nah you got a vortex grenade

[fervent geode]

7th Sphere of Expansion into the Realm of Slaanesh

Actually fuck it

Why don’t the T’au make a huge ass Exterminatus railgun

And shoot it at the Maelstrom

[arctic talon]

They did

Oh

At the maelstrom

Idfk

[summer mural]

if you tell them its a good idea theyl probably do it

[arctic talon]

The earth caste have a lot of silly ideas

[fervent geode]

Good idea

[arctic talon]

They should be let off the leash

[solid horizon]

kasrkins models are efficient ngl

[ripe forum]

Where would y'all place carapace in lore

[fervent geode]

We can kill the Maelstrom forever

[ripe forum]

How good should it be

[quiet orchid]

Someone want some volleyball w me?

[summer mural]

firmly on my skull

[ripe forum]

Cause armor is like the least consistent thing in 40k and I wanna know how I should represent it

[fervent geode]

Better than flak worse than power armour, can stop some lasfire

[urban spire]

it's armour that, unlike flak, actually works sometimes

[fervent geode]

At least from what I’ve seen

[crystal forum]

btw what happened to that giant cannon planet

[arctic talon]

It’s still being fought over by the imperium and tau

[summer mural]

flak is completely arbitrary, carapace is slightly less arbitrary

[storm jungle]

still ongoing

[crystal forum]

did it shoot yet

[storm jungle]

no

[fervent geode]

Nope

[crystal forum]

i asked wolf

[vagrant fox]

see carapace is ap 5 and flak is ap 3 this is dark heresy wisdom

[arctic talon]

No it got crippled lol

The vespids did that shit

[storm jungle]

you're banned

anyway

its reloading ceremony got sabotaged

lmao

[summer mural]

lmao

[arctic talon]

The vespids finished their mission properly

lol

[storm jungle]

LOL

[crystal forum]

what was it aiming at

[arctic talon]

Even if they all died

[fervent geode]

Vespid Supremacy

[ripe forum]

How are lasers compared to ballistic rounds

[urban spire]

the tau should invent a plan that works

[arctic talon]

A bunch of fucking Tau ships

[storm jungle]

hurts like shit and melts the stuff it shoots usually

[crystal forum]

i thought that thing could kill planets

[storm jungle]

its pretty good

[arctic talon]

Except the tau ships ran into orks

[storm jungle]

Small moons dumbo

[arctic talon]

So clusterfuck

[ripe forum]

Next 40k update they're making the Megarachnid army

[summer mural]

" Its reloading ceremony got sabotaged" god 40k is just so nonsensical

[fervent geode]

New plan, kill Terra with the biggest Railgun possible

[storm jungle]

no like, im not kidding

it was an entire procession

[urban spire]

a lasgun's better than a modern rifle, autocannons outclass lasguns but they're heavy as shit, lascannons outclass autocannons

[storm jungle]

they were carrying ignition and firing shells in massive groups

of like millions

[summer mural]

lmao

thats hilarious

and...sad.

[languid meadow]

billions

I don't have the squid image

I have this tho

[urban spire]

shotguns for some reason just shred everything

[languid meadow]

goes hard

[crystal forum]

they dont outclass eachother. autocannons and lascannons have different uses

[vagrant fox]

40k is so cool

[summer mural]

no

[ripe forum]

I pray

[summer mural]

The orbiting ring of dead viltrumite corpses in their billions around their homeplanet is cool

[arctic talon]

Las cannons are anti tank

[crystal forum]

since when are talking invincible

[arctic talon]

Auto cannons are anti light armor and heavy personnel

[solid horizon]

that

[summer mural]

since I saw THRAGG CRY

[urban spire]

yeah i'm just talkin about scaling up the weapons

[arctic talon]

If you use a las cannon on a marine bro will be like a comic pile of ashes and shoes

[languid meadow]

how am I supposed to say "aura" to this there's no phonk!

[arctic talon]

If you use an auto cannon he’ll die

[urban spire]

las weapons scale better than solid projectiles

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[solid horizon]

chaos lads got da worst autocannons ngl

[urban spire]

a lascannon is man portable, unlike a leman russ main gun

[ripe forum]

I'm not sure if y'all will know what I'm talking about, but there was this quite about the guardsman, and the concept of killing things with infinite bullets

I forgot what it was

[urban spire]

"this quite"?

[summer mural]

have the chaos marines ever updated their armor versions apart from having different chaos blessings and mutations affect it

[urban spire]

oh quote

[storm jungle]

Uhhhh

[crystal forum]

how would they update it

[storm jungle]

that sounds familiar

[summer mural]

like did they all organize as a group and be like, its time for mark 2 chaos armor

[storm jungle]

i cnat put my finger on it though

[crystal forum]

not in a concentrated effort

[summer mural]

well they make bullets and bombs, and park their titans somewhere

[arctic talon]

Yes

If it’s not fused to them

[ripe forum]

I think I heard it from reddit

[arctic talon]

lol

[crystal forum]

they still somehow manage to find more old armor parts to repair themselves

[ripe forum]

Lol

[crystal forum]

they cant use primaris shit

[ripe forum]

I shouldn't have admitted that, now chat will lobotomize me

[celest dome]

Is it about Guardsmen shouting bang and Orks dying ?

[arctic talon]

They do

In lore

[solid horizon]

they can

[crystal forum]

NOT IN MODELS

[ripe forum]

No

[solid horizon]

some chaos models are primaris

[crystal forum]

so it doesnt count

[solid horizon]

duh

[arctic talon]

Smh

[urban spire]

goo reddit

[arctic talon]

I’ll eat your limbs Jay

[urban spire]

goo you

[solid horizon]

warpsmith is literally a primaris

the plastic one not the resin one

[urban spire]

you can't say that, he's into vore

[arctic talon]

No he’s not

Well he might be

[crystal forum]

im a furry

[arctic talon]

But the warpsmith isn’t primaris explicitly

[crystal forum]

im unpredictable

[solid horizon]

it looks like primaris techmarine but chaos

[arctic talon]

What

[solid horizon]

lemme find you the picture

[summer mural]

like I can imagine iron warriors and even black legion upgrading their base armor versions, but like..nurgle marines?

[solid horizon]

that guy is 100% in primaris armor

[summer mural]

nurgle boys look like they have a lot going on to even think about getting better armor

[crystal forum]

newer CSM does look kinda primaris

but i attribute it to truescale

[summer mural]

and also nurgle guys having that whole disease aesthetic fusing them to it

[solid horizon]

resin warpsmith was a firstborn

[summer mural]

and their bellies hanging out and stuff

[arctic talon]

god I forgot how ugly the resin warpsmith looked

lol

prolly bcs I always saw some fuckass conversion for him

[solid horizon]

it's fine imo

[arctic talon]

It is

I just thought he looked dif

[solid horizon]

I like him more than the plastic one

plastic warpsmith looks kinda cheap, and his helmet options are not great

[crystal forum]

plastic is a lot more basic

[arctic talon]

Tbh

can always tear his head off

and replace it

[solid horizon]

it's done already lol

[arctic talon]

lol

[solid horizon]

mine has a techmarine mkIII helmet instead

[crystal forum]

mk 3 is based

[solid horizon]

I have never seen anyone using the original warpsmith heads ngl

[arctic talon]

GW should bring this back

[solid horizon]

a proof of how truly great it looks

[arctic talon]

the renegade hwt

Your hearing issues are not service related

[crystal forum]

YEA the vraks heavy stubber team

i love them so much

[solid horizon]

the warping is insane lmao

[arctic talon]

Forgeworld moment

lul

[solid horizon]

true

[crystal forum]

i dont think wolf

thats not the original

thats a proxy

[arctic talon]

That’s def the original

[ripe forum]

So we know canonically space marines stink

[solid horizon]

its not a proxy

[ripe forum]

But which space marines stink the least

[crystal forum]

oh

maybe i saw a proxy

it's a rare model

idk why

nobody bought it

[arctic talon]

It is rare

It’s forgeworld

It was expensive as shit

lol

[solid horizon]

it looks more sculpted than proxies usually do, the awkward touch

[arctic talon]

All the RnH stuff was expensive as shit

Most people who played them just used chaos’d up Cadians and shit

Lol

Mixed with cultist bits

[crystal forum]

they were cool models

[arctic talon]

They were

[solid horizon]

renegade militia went hard

[arctic talon]

They also had the goofy ass tank commander

Dual wielding pistols

Couldn’t use them in rules

But some random fucking guy with a plasma pistol and bolt pistol is funny

[crystal forum]

these guys somehow were a challenge for krieg

goofy ass

[arctic talon]

Tbf

They had help

But so did the DKOK

[crystal forum]

not at the start

[queen laurel]

Hey guys how much does my character look like he follows an evil regime that stomps out anything that does not follow it's rule

[crystal forum]

the heretics didnt have marines on the front line

[arctic talon]

Nah the vraks renegades had help from the start

Just because it wasn’t manpower related

Doesn’t mean it wasn’t help

[crystal forum]

krieg leadership was also

fucking horrible

[arctic talon]

Imperium moment

[ripe forum]

How many space marines would it take to kill thanquol.

Key word, kill, not beat.

[crystal forum]

"surely they dont have any tanks to flank our trenches on this armory world full of tanks"

[solid horizon]

you mean destroy ?

[crystal forum]

gets flanked by tanks

[summer mural]

well itd be going well for them until he summons ka bandha by mistake or something

[ripe forum]

?

[solid horizon]

nevermind

[ripe forum]

I'm dumb sorry

[solid horizon]

thought you meant like on tabletop

[urban spire]

like a 10? what game is that?

[solid horizon]

(because mention of keyword)

[ripe forum]

Nah

I meant lore

[rancid cove]

This guy looks cool asf

[ripe forum]

Tabletop kinda stinky

[queen laurel]

Pax autocratica are currently on demo

[urban spire]

huh

[solid horizon]

how many games played

[rancid cove]

Based

Never touch the tabletop its for chuds only

[solid horizon]

it's all fun and games unitl

F I N E C A S T

[near wasp]

Fml just spent half my lunch chasing my cat cause she slipped past me

[storm jungle]

Correct take

[solid horizon]

oh nevermind youre one of these fellas whos overview of tabletop is exclusively based off youtube meme videos

[storm jungle]

also ignore this guy

[queen laurel]

it's called Pax Autocratica

[storm jungle]

mfer is obsessed with tabletop

even when talking lore

yapyap sahur

[queen laurel]

you lead a very bad regime basically

[solid horizon]

yes and

[storm jungle]

yes and its boring

[solid horizon]

you talk lore when we talk tabletop

[storm jungle]

i dont

LMAO

[solid horizon]

I don't really care

you do

[rancid cove]

YOU ARE LESS OF A 40K HOBBYIST FOR ME IF YOU HAVE LESS THAN 100 GAMES OF TABLETOP PLAYED POST MINIS POST MINIS POST MINIS

[storm jungle]

he says

[urban spire]

the tabletop is pretty lame

[storm jungle]

actively caring

[near wasp]

Jfc you two going at this again

[storm jungle]

shut up joseph

lmao

[jade holly]

Nimrod

[solid horizon]

im out

[jade holly]

[near wasp]

Do I need to get the dividers

[storm jungle]

no thats jason bourne

[crystal forum]

why is he gay

[storm jungle]

bruh

😭

[jade holly]

He fuses with another man to make a man (I’m technically not joking)

[summer mural]

why is that jason bourne

[urban spire]

wasn't there a transgender transformer recently

[valid needle]

Depends on the sword. There’s around 5 or 6 black swords the BT ECs use.

[storm jungle]

"5-6"

[rancid cove]

All transformers are transgender

[crystal forum]

based?

[storm jungle]

[summer mural]

the fuck is going on here

[crystal forum]

jealous

[jade holly]

You say that, until I say he fuses with Master Mold to make Bastion who wants to eradicate mutants

[valid needle]

Yes. All copies of the original. Check the Lexi homie.

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/so-close-this-the-office-gif-1505267913606309297

[queen laurel]

it's the first person Roguelite where you build a colony and you're the leader of a totalitarian regime sounds good to you?

[ripe forum]

I think a gray seer could beat the shit out of a space marine

[arctic talon]

The original one was made out of some really weird psyreactive shit that basically mind controlled you

[urban spire]

it sounds alright

[celest dome]

Currently owned or past owned count ?

[arctic talon]

The other ones are

Eh

[crystal forum]

i have no idea what we're talking about

[urban spire]

i took a look at the steam page, looks alright, maybe not for me though

[jade holly]

Marvel smh

[summer mural]

an overwatch reference in 2026

[storm jungle]

you didnt say the copies part lil homie, gonna have to ask you to take the chute

[rancid cove]

I have no idea I don't care personally
Tabletop is only for the biggest of chuds

[urban spire]

i hate that overwatch is popular again

[queen laurel]

hey everyone has different tastes

[urban spire]

just let that thing die

[celest dome]

Probably, depend on if the Grey Seer is sent to 40k or the other way

[arctic talon]

lol

[summer mural]

overwatch is popular again? why?

[valid needle]

I will take the chute and I will like it

[ripe forum]

Good updates recently

[near wasp]

Table top seems fun I am trying to get into it

[storm jungle]

bruh 😩

[summer mural]

ugh

[celest dome]

I sold most of my mini to my exes.
And to the girlfriend of one of my ex

[crystal forum]

it has cycles

i have still never played overwatch

[summer mural]

i used to love overwatch in like 2017, but then it became pretty irredeemable for me with 2 so

[rancid cove]

[urban spire]

they reduced the teams back down to 5 and everyone lost their shit or something idk, it's like dota for people without object permanence

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/youve-got-to-be-squidding-me-its-as-shrimple-as-that-shrimple-squid-gif-26786461

[near wasp]

People know overwatch more for its "characters" than for the game itself

[solid horizon]

lynxiee just jealous cuz they cant get minis

[storm jungle]

"overwatch"

[ripe forum]

Whether they're stronger or not doesn't matter, I just think they'd win because I'd love watching space marine simps cry over their space marines losing to a rat

[storm jungle]

you mean Rivals and Overwatch

[ripe forum]

[summer mural]

still havent tried rivals

[storm jungle]

that shit is an endless pit

[jade holly]

Don’t blame me I look only at peak

[near wasp]

I like it alright

[storm jungle]

marine fans get upset at literally anything marines die to

[crystal forum]

i haven not heard of rivals in a while

[storm jungle]

porn 🫵

[near wasp]

Other space marinez

[storm jungle]

yeah because you live under a rock

[ripe forum]

Yes

[crystal forum]

better than living under NOTHING

[ripe forum]

They still do

[summer mural]

marines dying because a psyker shot a pebble through their brain will always be goated

[celest dome]

Grey Seers are seldom alone, so if the SM is sent to fantasy he has to contend with more than a Grey Seer, so he would probably die, either from Ratogres, or from magic while tied out by chaff

[urban spire]

i used to live in a big house with my wife. she didn't take the house in the divorce or nothin i just like the rock

[crystal forum]

fake story you never had a wife

[arctic talon]

What

I come back to this shit lmao

[ripe forum]

Boneripper 40'000 vs space marine

[solid horizon]

do some dark angels live under the rock

or do they all live over the rock

[near wasp]

The rock is nice every once in a while, reminds me most my struggle exist because people need something to struggle against

[summer mural]

dont worry, ive been here and i still have no clue whats going on

[urban spire]

i did, married a member of the polycule to get her out of america, we got divorced when she decided living in norway kinda sucks too

currently dating her wife

[ripe forum]

We're talking about how skaven mog space marines

[arctic talon]

Clan rat no, any of the seers yeah prolly lmao

[solid horizon]

tbh anything mogs space marines

[arctic talon]

Wizard time

[crystal forum]

you're norwegan?

fuck

[arctic talon]

Maybe the storm vermin rat gun works

lol

[urban spire]

yeah you can spell it like that if you want to spell it wrong, but yeah

[crystal forum]

nowromg

norweong

[arctic talon]

But the effectiveness of skaven guns on chaos warrior and stormcast armor varies

[summer mural]

i think you just called them vegan

[crystal forum]

norwrong

[summer mural]

which I mean fair enough

[arctic talon]

So I just have to assume clans skryre fucking stiffs people

On the good shit sometimes

[ripe forum]

The second a single space marine falls to a skaven, and their shit gets stolen, its over

[urban spire]

i am kinda creeping up on vegetarianism but that shit's hard to do

[arctic talon]

The skaven already have power armor

lol

[summer mural]

whos the big named skaven in aos anyway

[near wasp]

I'm gonna sell ground up skaven bones as warpstone

[jade holly]

Space Marine fans when I tell them they’re not even worth a scarab swam

[ripe forum]

You do not wanna go head to head with space-boneripper-marine

I promise you

[celest dome]

Isn't there a Clan that basically has Robot Stom Vermins ?

[arctic talon]

The council of 13 still

[celest dome]

Honestly the armour might be less of a big deal than the flesh

[arctic talon]

But none of them take to the field

[summer mural]

isnt there like an ikit throt type dude

[arctic talon]

It’s one of the clans skryre yeah

[solid horizon]

2 vs 4 wounds

[arctic talon]

There’s Ikrit who is totally not Ikit

Dude is so old he shits dust

[summer mural]

...

Ikrit.

[arctic talon]

He’s also not on the tabletop

lol

[summer mural]

😭

[arctic talon]

He’s 99% likely to be Ikit

Just even more insane

[summer mural]

Ikrit Klaw.

thats great

[arctic talon]

No

Just Ikrit lmao

[summer mural]

nah itl be Ikrit Klaw.

[urban spire]

ikrit krlaw

[near wasp]

Tanquol

[arctic talon]

thanquol yeah

he's around still

[summer mural]

oh

he is?

thats great

[arctic talon]

but as usual Skaven don't get any of their super important high ranking members on the tabletop

[ripe forum]

Rat ogre spitting poison

[arctic talon]

usually their subordinates

[summer mural]

did he get to ascend to godhood like gotrek

[arctic talon]

no

but he is the Great Horned rat's favorite plaything

[summer mural]

and yeah I dont mind the fantasy general type skaven that were the actual characters and the council of 13 was the one in charge

like throt, ikit, thanquol, snikch all cool

[arctic talon]

Krittok, and The new Eshin guy are the only named ones

on the tabletop rn

[celest dome]

RAt ogre spitting poison is the least of the problems but Space Marines Geneseeds in the hands of Skaven would probably be used to much greater effects than anything else

[arctic talon]

Krittok is a great skaven general™

he's also a fat fuck

[urban spire]

gotrek and felix was good reading until that other author took over and it got kinda weird

[arctic talon]

dad bod skaven

[ripe forum]

You know how awful fight between the Nids and rats would get?

[summer mural]

also someone told me the skaven are fully chaotic aligned now since the horned rat is a full blown chaos god now

[ripe forum]

They literally wouldn't end.

[arctic talon]

Yeah

Skaven are a full blown chaos faction now in AoS

[summer mural]

sad

[arctic talon]

doesn't mean they're friends

lol

[urban spire]

wasn't the horned rat always a full on chaos god?

[arctic talon]

in fact they fight with Chaos more then anyone else

minor chaos god

but yes

[summer mural]

he was

[ripe forum]

Chaos rat joined the big four

[arctic talon]

Great Horned Rat is on the big 4 scale now

[urban spire]

ah

[arctic talon]

well 5 now

[summer mural]

but he wasnt a big one

[arctic talon]

lol

[urban spire]

they kick someone out or is it the big 5 now?

[summer mural]

now hese an equal

its 5

[ripe forum]

Nah he's number 4 now

[urban spire]

oh you said

[arctic talon]

Slaanesh is in prison still

[summer mural]

oh right

[arctic talon]

But its the 4

[summer mural]

slaanesh

[ripe forum]

Slaanesh is in the stinky box

[arctic talon]

Slaanesh if they get out

will prolly make it 5

but currently they're in prison

[summer mural]

so did skaven get like any chaotic aos stuff or are their armies just the same stuff

[urban spire]

locked away the queer one, tch, typical

[arctic talon]

Way more verminlords lol

[summer mural]

oh yeah that makes sense, verminlords are basically skaven daemons

[ripe forum]

Clan pestilence makes Toxic Yaoi between nurgle and the great horned rat, creating one disgusting god to rule them all.

[arctic talon]

they also get manifestations of the Great Horned Rat's stuff on the tabletop

Gnawholes as well

[summer mural]

since the hornet rat is now fully up there

[arctic talon]

are a very chaosy thing

[urban spire]

she doesn't even get to have her titty out, what the fuck

[arctic talon]

Gnawholes are basicially portals

[celest dome]

Honestly, not really, Tyranids are a great foil on the Skaven tbh

[summer mural]

what the fuck are you on about

[urban spire]

wow gnawhole is a real unwholesome word

[arctic talon]

their form is literally supressed and constrained lol

[ripe forum]

If the orks can compete with the Nids, the skaven can too

[arctic talon]

The only reason they're even humanoid is bcs morathi wanted to drain some of slaanesh's power

and she fucked up redoing the bindings

[summer mural]

I meant in terms of unit stuff

[urban spire]

what the hell that's so evil

free her

[summer mural]

i know they drained the ocean and all that with gnawholes

and fucked with the idoneth

[arctic talon]

Gnawholes are a unit

lmao

[summer mural]

oh really

damn

[arctic talon]

but the skaven endless spells are the big thing

showing their much more chaos nature

[storm jungle]

Drift im sorry but you're the bigger freak here

[ripe forum]

Can Nids blow up the moon?

[arctic talon]

also they get blessings of the Great Horned Rat™ now

Yes

[urban spire]

we have to stop all this arguing between the freaks, they're coming for all of us, we need to unite

[sharp pollen]

great horny rat? sign me in

[arctic talon]

brother

💀

This is not your WHFB/AoS fanfic where you get enslaved by a skaven

[summer mural]

someone sign him in

[storm jungle]

FUCKING SHUT UP

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/arknights-dusk-nian-bean-gif-11284461232767828623

[ripe forum]

"I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

GOTREK AND FELIX ARE BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKERS."

[vital ginkgo]

Why are psykers allowed in the inquisition but not certain abhumans?

[plush mason]

what even the fuck is that?

[urban spire]

did aos have the sense to make female skaven real

[summer mural]

yes, enslave me in the deepest pits of hellpit with a warm and freshly juiced up hellpit abomination mmmmmm

[ripe forum]

• funniest rat man

[arctic talon]

no mention of them

[storm jungle]

because the Imperium and Inquisitors are hypocrites

[arctic talon]

so who the fuck knows

probably not

unless GW wants to change that

which they can

[urban spire]

they fucked it again

[storm jungle]

only Inquisitors who want psykers will take psykers

[urban spire]

common GW L

[sharp pollen]

"hmm... today i want psyker goth gf..."

[arctic talon]

its a plushie for arknights

[vital ginkgo]

Some are psykers tho like eisenhorn

[urban spire]

"12 year old boys hate girls" they say, every time a show about girls comes out and does fucking gangbusters among the 12 year old boy demo they ignore it

[storm jungle]

Again its just hypocrisy

theres no monolith to the Inquisition

they all do what they want

[vital ginkgo]

Is it? I didn't really think so I just thought there was some doctrinal thing about it

[arctic talon]

thats why chaos warriors have women among them instead of just being rare examples now smh same with Stormcast Eternals™ being both genders

lol

[plush mason]

i just learned recently that in one of the Thanquil books a warlord had suped up female skaven has his bodyguards, so yeah GW could never make up their mind on the female skaven

[storm jungle]

It is yeah, some Inquisitors literally hate all psykers while others utilize them and vice versa

[arctic talon]

Anyways where's my new Valkia mini

[storm jungle]

the Inquisition is a clusterfuck

[arctic talon]

throw blades of khorne a fucking bone

they're suffering lol

[ripe forum]

"they ruined my fuck-shagging plans-schemes."

[vital ginkgo]

I'd love to see a longshank inquisitor then or something similar. A cat person inquisitor

[urban spire]

the inquisition has very little oversight is the thing

[storm jungle]

OOOOOH WAIT

NOW I GET IT

[rancid cove]

Imperium are just full of hypocrites that are too proud of themselves to recognize they're wrong
Rules for thee but not for me

[storm jungle]

okay so like

[summer mural]

inquisitors are pretty much held to 0 accountability , unless some other inquisitor decides to challenge them for some reason, so they can literally do whatever they want including being rampant psykers and fondling xenos tech all day and get some ork bodyguards or whatever

[storm jungle]

a "mutant" Inquisitor is straight up racism-focused blasphemy

[arctic talon]

^

[storm jungle]

we DO see a nightsider Inquisitor

so its not impossible

but you'll just need to be a loner

or have a small team that trusts you

because you'll constantly get met with bigotry lol

[urban spire]

work ravenor style

[vital ginkgo]

I see

[urban spire]

or whats their name from darktide

[storm jungle]

yeah

[rancid cove]

Aint there shapesifting mutants in 40k like skinwalkers?

[storm jungle]

so its not impossible just hard

[sharp pollen]

i read "woke ravenor" ffs

[urban spire]

you ever hear of this darktide game?

[vital ginkgo]

We must have a nekoquisitor

[arctic talon]

no

[storm jungle]

Yes, you can also just make up your own abhuman mutations

[arctic talon]

^yeah that

lol

[urban spire]

the inquisitor in darktide could literally be an ogryn or an AI we could not know

[summer mural]

an ogryn

thatd be so great

god please let it be an ogryn

[urban spire]

ogryns is smart, they just isn't educated

[plush mason]

dont worry i read "work rylanor style" lol

[rancid cove]

That's what I thinking of but I just wanted to verify if it wasn't a thing already

[arctic talon]

You do know that the Felinids have giant fucking claws the length of a humans forearms right

And are also very hairy

according to a kroot

I trust Grekh

[urban spire]

ogryns also aren't a monolith, the galaxy has convergently evolved the ogryn on multiple planets

[arctic talon]

Grekh is a good source

[sharp pollen]

ul'tra sexmaxxing omg

[urban spire]

some of them are scary smart

[midnight dragon]

are orks meant to be irish or scottish

[storm jungle]

the fuck

[ripe forum]

My Ogryn is sad there aren't any lady-ogryn on the Mourningstar

[storm jungle]

English hooligans

[urban spire]

they're northern english

[storm jungle]

they arent "northern"

they are football hooligans

[summer mural]

they're rugby players

[storm jungle]

theres no region attached to them

[arctic talon]

English football hooligans

[midnight dragon]

i meant their accents

[arctic talon]

British football hooligans as a whole

[storm jungle]

Varies on the VA

its just "british"

[ripe forum]

Cockney usually

[arctic talon]

Cockney

usually

[rancid cove]

Sounds based
I'm just making a xenos race to inhabit the homeworld of my warband, they're like skinwalkers which may or may not be involved in chaos-worshipping which either gave them the powers of shapeshifting or enhanced it

[vagrant fox]

akshually it's Estuary English

[summer mural]

sounds about right

[plush mason]

is Cockney a regional accent?

[storm jungle]

my man sigsen watched the vid

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-alarm-gem-alert-chud-redditor-gem-gif-6415505554061588689

[storm jungle]

its not

[vagrant fox]

yea lmbo

[storm jungle]

Arbitrator Ian has a whole video on this

[summer mural]

also put some genestealers in there

[arctic talon]

the ian one lol?

[storm jungle]

"cockney" doesnt really exist

[arctic talon]

Nobs

[storm jungle]

Nob

[arctic talon]

Knobhead

[summer mural]

is his channel name arbitor or arbitrator

[arctic talon]

Arbitor ian

[urban spire]

trator

[storm jungle]

arbitrator

[sharp pollen]

barby

[storm jungle]

wait what

rip

[languid meadow]

arballs

[summer mural]

gottem

[midnight dragon]

who are the irish then

[arctic talon]

fake fans
https://www.youtube.com/@ArbitorIan

[rancid cove]

Cock with a knee?

[storm jungle]

No one

[arctic talon]

The Imperium and orks/hj

[ripe forum]

||I just realize the space marine my players are going to fight might get fucking stomped, which would be bad||

[storm jungle]

theres no irish faction in 40k lol

[summer mural]

the real irish are fantasy enough 💪

[arctic talon]

its the GSC

[vagrant fox]

spears of the emperor or whatever those posers were called

[plush mason]

you expect a british companmy to have irisn in their IP?

[urban spire]

dammit i was gonna make that fuckass joke

[storm jungle]

The carbomb....

[arctic talon]

beat you to the fucking punch

[ripe forum]

My lawyer has advised me not to finish this joke

[midnight dragon]

yes

[storm jungle]

[storm jungle]

best you'll get is ratlings who are literal hobbits aka Welsh

[arctic talon]

The gsc are any sort of insurgent group

[vagrant fox]

For the longest time I legit thought that 30k daemon was just straight up called Seamus

[arctic talon]

Therefore I can make my IRA gsc

[midnight dragon]

thx

[storm jungle]

Who

[arctic talon]

Don’t actually do that

Prolly

lol

[near wasp]

My coworker is related to a noble who fought in the Irish revolt during Henry the 7ths reign

[midnight dragon]

yk that would kick so much as tho no joke

[urban spire]

dwarfs is definitely northern though

[arctic talon]

It would

[rancid cove]

Is there a brazilian faction in 40k?
do not say anything necromunda

[storm jungle]

no

[summer mural]

the gsc are the people fighting injustice and the heavy hand of authoritarianism to safeguard and implement the will of the people

[storm jungle]

also necromunda

[arctic talon]

Your own necromunda gang

🔥

[rancid cove]

Im killing myself

[midnight dragon]

are eldar french?

[storm jungle]

no?

what

lmao

[arctic talon]

No

[rancid cove]

Less gayer

[arctic talon]

The imperium is French

Smh

[storm jungle]

Son

eldar have an entire book

[midnight dragon]

i thought the imperium was england

[storm jungle]

where the protagonist has a gay romance

[ripe forum]

The emperium are rats

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[arctic talon]

Brooks is better at Yaoi then yuri

[rose thorn]

GEORGIA MARINES????

[arctic talon]

Don’t @ me

[storm jungle]

the imperium is a culture soup, mainly roman and catohlic

[rancid cove]

I'm saying they're less gay than the Fr*nch