40k-lore-chat

[arctic talon]

ultimately lol

[surreal nest]

isreal would save themselves and use palenstine as bait for sure

[arctic talon]

[surreal nest]

someone the least horrific thing they will have done if this comes to pass!

[plush mason]

oh the wonderful naivety and optimism of some authors

[arctic talon]

Tbf the Israel/Palestine bit in the books almost gets ruined by actual Zionist's in universe lol

[storm jungle]

Bro israelis would do the same thing when Iran was bombing them aka letting only israelites into shelters then some bitten zionist inside would cause chaos and Tel Aviv would just fall in like 2 days lmao

[arctic talon]

mild spoiler but its hilarious

[storm jungle]

also Nathanyahoo would flee Hour 1 and leave his entire nation to die

[plush mason]

oh its just the fact that we have historical proof that not even a cataclysm will unit people for long if at all

[arctic talon]

big yahoo

[surreal nest]

damn you werent playing the wwz audiobook is genuinely one of the highest rated audiobooks

[arctic talon]

yeah this shit banging

make sure you get the 12h version

or else you'll need to buy another one

[surreal nest]

i got like 15 audible credits had to flex

[plush mason]

the world ending is just more reasons for people to turn against each other than stand togeather

[arctic talon]

if its only got the 6 hour one

then its the uh

"lost files" I believe?

thats the other 6 hours

[surreal nest]

got the 12 hour one

[arctic talon]

banger

[surreal nest]

i appreciate the suggestions fr

[arctic talon]

but yeah the zombie survival guide is a fun supplemental book made by US doomsday preppers

[queen laurel]

max brooks mike brooks

hmmm

[surreal nest]

damn wtf zombicide 2nd edition goes fucking insane

[queen laurel]

oh must be a coincedence

[surreal nest]

when tf did this game come out???

[rose thorn]

Mike brooks… makes books…..

[hollow lantern]

Every single time Israel Palestine comes up I think about the stupid metalocalypse episode called peace in the Middle East

I think that was about Israel and Syria?

[rose thorn]

Apparently some religious Christian communities teach that Jewish people have horns under their hair. I learned this because a student at my college was physically harassed by a fresh man trying to feel for her horns????

The freshman didn’t get in trouble for it

[hollow lantern]

I'm more impressed they made it to college believing that

[rose thorn]

They were a Christian studies major don’t give them that much credit

[hollow lantern]

Touché

[rose thorn]

Like every bad thing that happened in my college has happened in the cultural and religious studies building lma

If you saw that “Black White” water fountain prank on a campus, that was done on my campus in the culture studies building lol

[solid horizon]

has it been haunted by the wandering ghost of charlie kirk yet

[hollow lantern]

Nope

[rose thorn]

No only Ben Shapiro visited my campus

[plush mason]

to the shock of no one ever

[solid horizon]

not exactly better

[plush mason]

id argue its worse

[solid horizon]

erm hypothetically

[rose thorn]

He’s not dead yet and apparently he got obliterated by students to my campus took the debate videos down off their instagram

[plush mason]

Ben likes to drum up loud arguments rather than fake debates like Charlie did

[rose thorn]

That’s only a rumor so I don’t know if it’s true

[rose thorn]

I am genuinely shocked Ben outlived Charlie tbh

[vital ginkgo]

Do the salamanders believe in the divinity of the emperor? I just learned of their promethean cult which is said to be a varient of the Imperial cult and worships the emperor as a god. I'm surprised I haven't heard of this until today. Is it correct?

[rose thorn]

Most space marines don’t follow the imperial cult

[plush mason]

his neck was a lot more deserving of the bullet i will say that

[vital ginkgo]

Salamanders, promethean cult

[surreal nest]

Not even a joke but Tennessee passed something called "the charlie kirk act" which punishes students for walking out when a speaker they dont want to listen to comes up during events

[rose thorn]

Yah but Ben had way more enemies

[plush mason]

yeah

i meant Ben btw

[rose thorn]

OH

[solid horizon]

what is this 1900s bullshit

[surreal nest]

Protecting free expression by not letting you express freely LOL

In order to curb the vast amount of people stealing bread we have decided to stop selling bread

[plush mason]

well thats gona get a first amendment strike

[rose thorn]

I assume they don’t follow the emperor as a god, the promeithum cult is a weird pseudo religion

[plush mason]

ofc there is a cult of the gaspump in the imperium

[rose thorn]

It’s more a series of cultural doctrines rather than a religion

“The imperium is weak but it’s defenders are strong”

Something something burn eldar

[plush mason]

i imagine that isnt said much or loudly around someone like a arbitrator or commissar

[lament shoal]

None of the founding loyalist chapters think he’s a god

[plush mason]

Huron Blackheart, the imperium's greatest tax evader. thanks adric

[valid needle]

It’s complicated

[plush mason]

nor do most of the successor chapters afaik

they are just a bit more quite about it than the first founding

[valid needle]

The majority of the imperium view him as a god. The astartes are the odd ones out.

[plush mason]

yup

[rancid cove]

That doesnt mean everyone in those chapters will share the same concept tho

Or that all of them do

[valid needle]

Funnily enough Rogal dorns line is the highest producer of chapters who view the emperor as a god

[rose thorn]

We all know that GULLIMAN IS THE TRUE GOOD, 500 GALLONS OF BLOOD FOR THE CODEX ASTARTIES

This is a libators reference

[valid needle]

Fuck the codex the Lion said so.

[rose thorn]

Dog you and your successors follow the codex astarties lmao

You just work with your successors

[valid needle]

No they don’t

[jade holly]

Evil Conquest be like:

Stand ready for my barbeque, folks

[valid needle]

The lore is the legion never broke down it only appeared so to avoid attention. If you check into our successors you’ll see nearly all of them don’t adhere to the codex.

All successor chapter masters sit on the dark angels inner circle and all swear oath to the supreme grand master of the dark angels.

[rose thorn]

I mean close enoguhhhhhh lmao

[valid needle]

Saying we’re compliant whilst following none of the rules isn’t compliant

[rose thorn]

If they are pretending to follow the rules I accept being fooled into thinking they are following them

[valid needle]

It’s literally a Russ not adhering to the no librarians rule but saying he is and just changing their name to rune priest situation.

[rose thorn]

That’s him pretending he isn’t following the rules

[valid needle]

He wasn’t following the rules, he literally just changed their name from librarian to rune priest and kept using them.

[arctic talon]

^

rune priests are psykers

[rose thorn]

What is the space wolves space marine count anyway?

[surreal nest]

my local gamestore moved locations and rebranded idk how the fuck they could afford to do that

or maybe they couldnt afford the current locaiton

[valid needle]

4 thousand ish estimated

[arctic talon]

They were around 8000 before the great rift opened and their numbers were halved

by the time they got primaris

so 4000ish

[rose thorn]

4000 is still alot lmao

[arctic talon]

Tbf

they couldn't make sucessor chapters

lul

They did literally try twice

But Fenris fucks up space wolf geneseed permenantly

somehow

[valid needle]

Wolfspear are pretty cool

[rose thorn]

Then just send them somewhere else lmao, make them on fenris and port them a different chapter

“Oh noooo we can’t make successors I guess we will be 4000 marines stronggggg”

[arctic talon]

no like, space wolf geneseed will literal degrade if its not on Fenris after being exposed to it lol.

And cause mutations

[rose thorn]

Jesus Christ

[arctic talon]

Fenris fucked them up

bad

Its why the space wolves have a blanket ban on their new successors coming home

because "you will be fucked up forever and your geneseed will become unusable by your chapter"

[rose thorn]

WAIT WAS THAT HOW THE GKs LOST TO SPACE WOLVES, THAT HAD FUCKINH 8k MARINES DURING THE BATTLE???

[arctic talon]

Well it was one GK company

lol

vs the entire fucking space wolves chapter

[storm jungle]

yeah GW like- REALLY weirdly wanted SW to just not have Successors as a gimmick

im glad they entirely ditched that idea

its very stupid

[rose thorn]

Fair

[arctic talon]

well not the entire chapter

but it was lsike

most of them lol

[storm jungle]

BA got prob an even worse curse in comparison yet they roam around with hundreds of Successors lol

[arctic talon]

BA's mental curse is fucked up lol

The Thirst isn't too bad

the black rage is actually fucked lol

[storm jungle]

yeah tho the lore hypes it up as like "IF THE IMPERİUM LEARNS THEY ARE COOKED"

Lmao

[arctic talon]

lmao

the imperium wouldn't give a shit

I'm ngl

[storm jungle]

so it kinda drives hom ethe point that SW not having successors is stupid

[arctic talon]

the Space Wolves got told 'its okay to not have sucessors by the high lords'

and their uber weird geneseed

-GW in like

the early 2000's

lol

[storm jungle]

yeah its just "oooOOoO unique gimmick!"

[arctic talon]

and then they made both of the canonical Space Wolves sucessors

[valid needle]

The imperium really hates mutants

[storm jungle]

again glad they ditched it

[arctic talon]

either A. Go fucking crazy

and B. fall to chaos

lol

[valid needle]

Wolfspear solo

[storm jungle]

They hate mutants they can exterminate freely

[arctic talon]

also the Red thirst would be considered within bounds

[rose thorn]

Also did you see they back petteled on removing fight first on charge

[arctic talon]

of mutation

lol

[arctic talon]

They never said that

Mag

💀

[rose thorn]

THEY DID!!!

[arctic talon]

No they didn't

They didn't say they'd remove fights first on the charge

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-mutant-warhammer-40k-darktide-mutant-gif-1118053842768353546

[arctic talon]

gifs you can hear

[wise wolf]

UAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

[languid meadow]

the smyker is just chefs kiss

[arctic talon]

UAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHH

[languid meadow]

dude is trying so hard

[rose thorn]

I’m gonna check now

[arctic talon]

Grab THUMP THUMP THUM

[lament shoal]

This guy was outted as someone who’s never played the game and then proceeded to destroy his entire sm army in response when people found out

[wise wolf]

God damnit

[arctic talon]

they said that if you charged you would get to fights first even if the enemy had it

Mag

you are mixing things up

they never said they would remove fights first

[lament shoal]

RAAAAAAAUUUURGH

[rose thorn]

Damn

[jade holly]

Gonna make a homebrew of a Kastelan Robot’s machine spirit that hates mutants a lot to the point it actively only hunts them and I’ll call it Nimrod

[arctic talon]

I have no clue how you got remove fights first from that

I'm ngl

[wise wolf]

If I see a conga line of ragers, Im booking it.

[arctic talon]

Fatmangus wins these

[lament shoal]

Ragers hate it whenever I play scum or psyker

[wise wolf]

So you've witnessed those

[solid horizon]

OOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAGHHHH
THUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMP

[arctic talon]

ngl fatmangus is what I play when I want to turn my brain off

[languid meadow]

so weird seeing the esoteric fatmangus build be mentioned in here

[hollow lantern]

I see a conga line of ragers I'm diving them

[rose thorn]

Other people thought fight first was getting removed too in my defense

[arctic talon]

truke

[arctic talon]

I'm deadass are they stupid 💀

[hollow lantern]

It's default zealot build rn imo

[arctic talon]

GW should bring initative back

[hollow lantern]

At least for this discord

[arctic talon]

for 40k and AoS

lol

[solid horizon]

yup

[arctic talon]

There's no reason initiative shouldn't exist tbh

Its way simpler then fights first, fights normal, fights last

[solid horizon]

I can't wait to play arthritic skellies again

[arctic talon]

you just compare the bigger number and bigger number swing first

[vital ginkgo]

Is there a lore reason why mkx helmets have bonding studs in sm2?

[arctic talon]

Tbf Necrons melee units had good initative

mostly

[arctic talon]

To fix them

[solid horizon]

JAMES WORKSHOP I CONJURE YOU, GIVE MAXIMUM INITIATIVE TO DAEMON ENGINES

[arctic talon]

Bonding studs are used for field repairs

and quick repairs

[storm jungle]

bonding studs can be applied to any armor gear but yeah what Elite said, its the main reason

[vital ginkgo]

Ah ok

[solid horizon]

yeah flayed ones were slightly less shit than today

[arctic talon]

If you see bonding studs its a repair

[jade holly]

Do the Admech Kastelans even have machine spirits actually?

[storm jungle]

as the name says its for bonding first

[arctic talon]

Yes

Kastellans are proper AI

arguably

lol

[solid horizon]

probably yes

[arctic talon]

just dumbo

by your command in 40k

is a short story

with a kastellan robot asking its datasmith

what does "death" mean for it

[lament shoal]

Would chatgpt be an stc in 40k

[arctic talon]

no

well yes

but not a useful one

lmao

[lament shoal]

Lmao

[arctic talon]

its like the STC for the new type of wooden door frame

the mechanicus found once

[solid horizon]

bondage and bdsm

[arctic talon]

"great, this is worthless"

[urban spire]

marines bonding studs? seems likely

[plush mason]

ROR has imperial provincial shields now, so now i much get a Talabechland one

[solid horizon]

imagine if ad mech found an ikea building

[jade holly]

Can they find an STC of me kicking a Space Marine’s ass?

[rose thorn]

I am gonna pin it on the stream saying it weird

[urban spire]

what's ROR?

[vagrant fox]

Return of Reckoning

The Warhammer Fantasy MMO what died and got fan resurrected

[jade holly]

Did the actual VA voice that?

[urban spire]

oh ok

[surreal nest]

love the chaos warrior class

is it actually fairly active or no?

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/ror2-togi-togi-gif-togi-gif-image-togi12345-gif-14381841243217088182

[vagrant fox]

1-1.2k players or thereabouts

[wise wolf]

Not sure

[surreal nest]

not bad

[languid meadow]

Yeah he did

[urban spire]

go home to the toilet

[languid meadow]

Alexander has been tuned into the community from the start

he's a cool dude

[surreal nest]

do people actually struggle with crushers/bulwarks in darktide wtf

keep reading complaints about them

[arctic talon]

Only when I want to try a build without ways of dealing with them

lol

[celest dome]

Only when they're spammed

[arctic talon]

Or having a good way of dealing with them

[languid meadow]

bulwarks aren't hard just fucking ANNOYING

[arctic talon]

500 crushers

[languid meadow]

turn based game time!!!!!!!

[arctic talon]

Also this

They’re way more annoying then shield rats

From vermintide

[surreal nest]

i dont get how someone would become unprepared for a crusher encounter and bitch about crushers like sorry that your bread bowl came with soup lmfao

[languid meadow]

honestly the reason I run immo nades and krak is because of bulwark spam

[arctic talon]

lol

Deadass same

[surreal nest]

is it just because i play hive scum where i dont struggle with them

is hive scum the power trip class

[arctic talon]

I do not like it when I see 20 bulwarks barreling down a hallway

[languid meadow]

I just play Hav lol

it's so bad

there

god

[arctic talon]

They took away all the glass and now it’s just cannon so sorta

lol

[surreal nest]

oh

[solid horizon]

people skitariimaxx to much and forget grenades I suppose

[arctic talon]

Hive scum is definitely very very strong

Nothing wrong with it

[surreal nest]

why cant they just have a class that is hard to play

[arctic talon]

But they have good tools for dealing with a lot of the annoying shit in the game

I’d say

[surreal nest]

i thought i was cooking

[arctic talon]

Tbf

You are cooking

Scum is def still on the squishier side

But rampage isn’t high risk high reward now for example

It’s just reward

[vagrant fox]

Just never stop dodging and you're invincible

[surreal nest]

i run crowbar/dual stubs and can kill crushers pretty quickly/stagger them

[arctic talon]

Truke

Tbh

[solid horizon]

infinikrak spam

[surreal nest]

wait so whats the weakest class atm?

[arctic talon]

None of scum’s exclusive weapons are bad for killing crushers

[surreal nest]

vet still or nah?

[arctic talon]

No fucking clue lmao

Everyone is fun I’d say

lol

But I don’t play Havoc

[solid horizon]

game is fairly balanced

[arctic talon]

I just play auric

[solid horizon]

just get a good lineup

[arctic talon]

Or damnation

[flat nimbus]

every class has some amount of functional builds

[surreal nest]

i love Havoc Plasma Vet

https://tenor.com/view/paolumu-odogaron-monster-hunter-world-destroy-mhw-gif-12955710175627893233

[solid horizon]

🗣️ 🔥 DAMNATION BRUTES AND BLASTS HI INTENSITY !

[vagrant fox]

I see people struggle a bit with ogryn but I think that had to do with positioning and learning to not get gunned down

[flat nimbus]

and yeah, most of all this

[surreal nest]

i think the average darktide player is just genuinely dogshit at this point

[arctic talon]

This hurts the Paolumu

[vagrant fox]

Well I say people, it's not a lot of people

[arctic talon]

I do think that Bulwarks are eternally annoying mother fuckers

lol

[surreal nest]

where did all the cata vermintide players go

[arctic talon]

And crushers limit weapon variety

[arctic talon]

Havoc

/hj

[surreal nest]

thats true i think its just the heresy mains waffling about

[vagrant fox]

crushers is only annoying when the hitbox on the overhead slam gets you out of the model range

[celest dome]

Havoc was made for the Cata player primarly

[solid horizon]

bulwarks and crushers feel like whn on tabletop you try to shoot at something with a weapon that has less force than your enemie's toughness

[opaque coyote]

So uh

About that

Had to go to the hospital cause it turns out I was literally pissing out blood.

Urinary Tract Infection apparently

[vagrant fox]

just don't do that and you'll be fine

[arctic talon]

I can’t play cata

I just play legend

[surreal nest]

its honestly not that bad being so fr

[arctic talon]

Yeah but I prefer legend

lol

[solid horizon]

wake up babe new Slayer song dropped

[arctic talon]

Let’s me use my favorite weapon good

[solid horizon]

🗣️ 🔥 PISSING BLOOD

[surreal nest]

i love the hordes in cata

i run halberd and just consume

[arctic talon]

Elf spear and shield is so fun

Shame it’s uh

Kind of ass on cata

[flat nimbus]

I just like smacking hordes around with riot shields

simple ‘as

[arctic talon]

Kerellian and Baradin def have my favorite weapons

In vermintide tbh

[solid horizon]

should I get possessed marines or a bloodslaughterer next

[arctic talon]

Me like possesed

[solid horizon]

if I get possessed it's likely going to be regular CSM with metallic mutations

new acquisition is not for now though

already smoked my wallet with 3 defilers and abaddon

[rose thorn]

OH Aqshy’s realmstone makes you inflames your passion for something?

So aqshy probably wins

[urban spire]

somebody mention aqshy?

[vagrant fox]

na must've been the wind

[opaque coyote]

Not even joking about that

I am do

Guckife

Tired

Somich

[solid horizon]

sorry didnt mean to be indifferent

[opaque coyote]

Dw ik

Ik

Jokes are how ppl deal with things

Just wild

[solid horizon]

yup

[opaque coyote]

This week

Got hit by a car

And now I got a fucking infection on my dih

[solid horizon]

there is a secret cabal plotting against you

dont we all love murphy's law

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/drugbusta1-gif-6615366545959979992

[solid horizon]

back when I was in college I once lost my phone in the college cinema room

some moments later I accidentally blocked my credit card

thing is

[rancid cove]

Does somebody have that mention of the chaos gods being multiversal beings again

Im on my phone searching shit is so ass

[solid horizon]

I needed to pay my train subscription to go to college

guess what

my exams were during said month

I couldn't pay my train subscription and truth to be told no one could, and I didn't have my phone to pay with

murphy's law is a terrible thing innit

[languid meadow]

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Why did Thragg cry here? Doesn't he know he's supposed to be aura farming to phonk music?

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"train subscription" is wild

[solid horizon]

well it was more of a transport subscription since it included subway as well

I used to live like

100km from college

[rancid cove]

Epitome of capitalism

Train subscription

[solid horizon]

it's better than buying a ticket everyday

[flat nimbus]

||smh solo leveling all over again, men can’t even produce tears do these writers know ANYTHING||

[urban spire]

solo leveling is a spiritually dead show

[rancid cove]

I like solo leveling because its something you can enjoy without much thinking but god the fanbase and the damages it did is so annoying

You cant have complex characters

They all gotta look cool, controlled and cold all the time for hyper moments

[flat nimbus]

the duality of man(hwa)

[solid horizon]

tf is solo leveling

[rancid cove]

Manwha

[urban spire]

it's a spiritually dead show

[celest dome]

Manga where the MC's personality is very much not interesting but he basically is a Shadow Necromancer

[solid horizon]

thank you, it's a lot clearer for me now

[rancid cove]

I mean I'm not a glazer, I just personally enjoy it
I like things that lets you turn off your brain and just go "hell yeah" but fans are just annoying

[urban spire]

i must concede, it is beautifully animated

[celest dome]

The combat isn't bad

But god the story is boring

[rancid cove]

Because the point is not the story

The point is the fights

[celest dome]

🚬

[rancid cove]

Youre not there to watch complex characters

Just characters being cool and aura farming

Its not meant to be complex

[celest dome]

Still is a bad point of it

[rancid cove]

The fans just take it too seriously lol

[urban spire]

i don't need complex characters or a deep story i just need my fiction to be about something

i want it to have something to say

[celest dome]

Be noted as probably the strongest dude around
Refuse to help humanity survive until some of the people that actually went has died
Be seen as a hero

smh

[opaque coyote]

Atp I feel like God is fucking with me

I feel like an Ao3 author bruh

[urban spire]

huh?

[arctic talon]

They should have kept all the super racist bits about the Japanese and Chinese from the actual manhwa

[urban spire]

i know a few ao3 authors

[arctic talon]

[rancid cove]

Would be based

[urban spire]

what do they feel like?

[rancid cove]

[opaque coyote]

Well Ao3 authors sometimes get into the craziest situations

[rancid cove]

The ao3 curse is very known

[opaque coyote]

There's one fic where it was I think MHA gay smut?

And they were writing a chapter

While going into labor

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/do-you-have-any-idea-how-little-that-narrows-it-down-blight-batman-beyond-funny-narrow-it-down-gif-25176406

[opaque coyote]

Writing about mpreg while being pregnant themselves

[flat nimbus]

probably more likely than you think

[opaque coyote]

You can't tell me she ain't dedicated

[rancid cove]

I remember of one who paid someone to shoot them to know how it felt like to properly write into their story

[opaque coyote]

Speaking of Ao3

I haven't updated my Omori fic in like a year and a half

[rancid cove]

They almost died, but successfully managed to include the feeling of getting shot into the story tho

[opaque coyote]

Is this God telling me to continue writing

[rancid cove]

I am unsure but there was one ao3 author who liked died before posting the last chapter of the fanfic

It might've been wattpad

[timid pasture]

You gotta be fucking kidding me, I’m so sorry i hope You’re fine

[timid pasture]

I think u got bigger fish to get

Fry

[rancid cove]

No, no

[opaque coyote]

I think I will be

[rancid cove]

Its the ao3 writer curse

They're suffering from it

He must finish the fic for the bad shit to end

[urban spire]

well infections are fixable anyway

[plush mason]

the fact chosen and knight of the blazing sun are the most direct mirror to each other is still funny to me

[arctic talon]

They use human skin tones

This is a mistake

Allegra isn’t supposed to use them if there’s not a group

Smh

[viral halo]

Ah yes, blue, the human skin tone normally associated with the rare deepwater jew

[arctic talon]

The bottom one

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1494068328497414274/image.png?ex=69e1430f&is=69dff18f&hm=337847a13131e0dfe28a0781cf273b5b164853856244df1a0f1e9ac0063a208d&

[sharp pollen]

new episode is fire

[viral halo]

if his name is incinvible then why can I still see him

[storm jungle]

Swing and a miss

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-presidential-debate-huh-confused-gif-9508832355999336631

[viral halo]

|| when emperor argall was shown in the flashback and he had megatron's voice I nearly fucking exploded with joy ||

[storm jungle]

lmfao

fucking nerd

||also same, great choice that actually fits fully to such a minor character||

[viral halo]

I like Lee Pace as Thragg

which is apparently a controversial take

but I just love Lee Pace

[rose thorn]

Oh yeha dilara you were right aqshy is 100% the right call for the coffee city of sigmar, aqshy magic causes you to become super passionate

So hyperfixation coffee will do well

[viral halo]

Age of sigmar on its final year 🥀

[storm jungle]

that trend was dead like a week ago homie 🥀

MAGA users to the right 👉

[storm jungle]

🫡

happy to help lol, was the first thing that came to my mind

[storm jungle]

its because the invincible fanbase is braindead

[viral halo]

I just wish AOS had more than 3 good books

cause it's a cool setting

[storm jungle]

its either hating on 1 frame of a scene or hating on voice actors

[rose thorn]

What faction do you like?

[storm jungle]

bros never read a single AOS book in his life 🥀

[rocky gale]

You have less than a year

[viral halo]

Godeater's son >>>>>

book rocks

[rose thorn]

You might like dark oath and the one with what’s her name

[rocky gale]

Bro's never read the Last Volari

[viral halo]

For AOS? Darkoath and Vamps

[rose thorn]

Both very good and in similar veins

[viral halo]

I read one of the chaos books for AOS and it was dreadful

I forgot what it was called

[rose thorn]

YOU LIKE SOULBLIGHT AND SAY THERE IS NO GOOD BOOKS

[viral halo]

has something to do with a dude trying to become a varanguard

[rose thorn]

Soulblight has 2 bad books ever

[viral halo]

that one vamp has good books

Hollow King

Cato

[rose thorn]

I LIKE IT TOO AND ITS THE BAD ONE LMAO

[viral halo]

On an unironic note I am a bit worried about AOS as its sales are going down in the US

[rose thorn]

Read dynasty of monsters

[rose thorn]

They aren’t?

[viral halo]

It got replaced by battletech in the #2 most popular by sales in the US

[rose thorn]

Battletech was always number 2

AOS is number 3

[viral halo]

in 2024 AOS was 2 I'm psure

BT is also in major retailers which helps

[celest dome]

AoS is doing quite healthily

[viral halo]

Yea that was 2025

[vagrant fox]

Ah you mean Vampire Wars: The von Carstein trilogy, naturally

[viral halo]

Fuck man I miss star wars shatterpoint

[celest dome]

And tbh, I don't think I've ever seen Battletech TT in my country

[languid meadow]

Battletech !!

[viral halo]

🐐

[languid meadow]

wahooo

[viral halo]

Battletech rocks

[rose thorn]

AOS went up from 2024 lol

[languid meadow]

https://www.vxinstagram.com/reel/DRCv4SYiIEc/

[viral halo]

that's funny I thought they went down

That's good at least

morehammer the better

[languid meadow]

lol wtf happened to ASOIAF

[rose thorn]

Nah, dnd dropped from 3rd to 5th Jesus

[viral halo]

CMON has financial issues

[languid meadow]

ah

[viral halo]

they took on a ton of ips for board games

and nobody bought them

[languid meadow]

I straight up think that IP is cursed atp

[viral halo]

I've stockpiled most of the ASOIAF minis bc I anticipating them going under

and they're cheap

[rose thorn]

What’s a song of ice and fire?

[storm jungle]

Game of Thrones

[rose thorn]

OH GOT

Why don’t they just call it that damn

[rocky gale]

ASOIAF is the books

AGOT is the show

[viral halo]

AGOT is the name of the first book

[rose thorn]

Are they owned by different people?

[rocky gale]

No they're basically just different canons

[rose thorn]

Ah

If they literally rename it to game of thrones: ASOIAF then I promise you it will thrive

[viral halo]

I don't think they're allowed to

[viral halo]

because AGOT is HBO owned

[arctic talon]

Yeah this

[rose thorn]

Damn

They got fucked

[viral halo]

The game is good too

but not like crazy good

the minis are also very cheaply made

[rose thorn]

So Knight Games makes the AGOT tabletop game and AGOIAF is owned by someone else

One of its literal competitors is it self

[viral halo]

I paint baratheons

[sacred ginkgo]

Counterpoint, GOTASOIAF is torment nexus material

[rose thorn]

?

[surreal nest]

what other game of thrones miniature game is there besides song of ice and fire

[sacred ginkgo]

The acronym

9 character acronym

[surreal nest]

oh i see now

im sure they are different

pretty sure song of ice and fire is rank and file?

[rose thorn]

Never mind knight miniatures nuked it self I was gonna send a link

Here’s the starter box

[surreal nest]

seems more killteamy

[rose thorn]

Yeah it’s a skirmish game

[surreal nest]

im tired of existing IP adapations into board games on kickstarter, boss

[surreal nest]

feel like everyday theres another fuck ass crowdfunding campaign for a show/movie/game board game

[rose thorn]

To be fair knight miniatures was its own company before it committed suicide and just sells stuff on mini factory now

[surreal nest]

and half these companies have major shipping issues

[surreal nest]

i can forgive that

Cant forgive Steamforged games

[rose thorn]

I am surprised that they can just sell all their models as stls now with someone else’s IP

https://www.myminifactory.com/users/KnightModels

[arctic talon]

Cyberpunk 2077 card game.exe

I keep on getting ads for it

lol

[surreal nest]

dont forget darkest dungeon board game

some people still dont have copies

[rose thorn]

The slay the spire boardgame somehow is the only survivor of the phenomenon

[surreal nest]

DRG was a great kickstarter but I am never crowdfunding anything ever for as long as I live

stupid ass system

[arctic talon]

Still so funny we got an unholy fusion of og rulebook Johnny and Keanu johnny

[surreal nest]

i truly dont understand the point of the slay the spire board game

[arctic talon]

To play slay the spire in person with up to 4 players lul

[surreal nest]

i am obsessed with slay the spire, why do i want to manually shuffle all the fucking cards?

[surreal nest]

sts 2 is multiplayer

https://tenor.com/view/youve-got-to-be-squidding-me-its-as-shrimple-as-that-shrimple-squid-gif-26786461

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[rose thorn]

They released a new expansion based off the ascension mod

As in

[arctic talon]

The StS1 board game mp system was def testing for sts2’s mp lol

[rose thorn]

It’s literally the ascension mod

Otherwise it’s literally slay the spire it’s kinda perfect

You can even mod it

[rose thorn]

Buy a card shuffler

[surreal nest]

just dont see the point in buying a physical board game for a card game I play digitally, the setup and shuffling sounds obnoxious (i dont know how to shuffle)

[arctic talon]

Some people want to play something in person tbh

[surreal nest]

like DRG very cleverly adapted the video game into board game rules but everything about the sts board game is just the video game

[arctic talon]

Simple as

[surreal nest]

i dont think sts players are playing the board game to be honest

[rose thorn]

Because vidoegames are a service, you can modify it by printing new cards, you can play anywhere, and you get cool models!

[rose thorn]

They are

It’s kinda scary

[surreal nest]

you can also modify slay the spire and get it on your phone

models are cool tho

im not trying to be a hater i am an avid board game collector but i was extremely disappointed with STS

[rose thorn]

Downfall is his canon now I guess lmao

[surreal nest]

theres something about the cards though that make me wanna just have them

[arctic talon]

They look cool

[surreal nest]

i've also heard that the sleeves for cards are extremely cheap though

and they are required for play

[wise wolf]

That's one thicc bunny

[arctic talon]

He’s so jiggly

[surreal nest]

might pick up Zombicide 2nd edition if my new store has it

maybe slay the spire if its really that goated

[arctic talon]

Zombicide 2e is cool

[surreal nest]

you've played?

[arctic talon]

A bit

Not enough for a solid opinion tho

[surreal nest]

honest rudimentary early opinion on it?

i own this one but i think i like the city aesthetic more

plus mandatory 6 characters is obnoxious

[arctic talon]

It’s pretty fun but it’s def more gamey/streamlined

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/youve-got-to-be-squidding-me-its-as-shrimple-as-that-shrimple-squid-gif-26786461

[rose thorn]

40K brainrot had reached Denmark

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/on-cod-gif-2719497445038114894

[vagrant fox]

Where Winds Meet is quite the peculiar game

[wide otter]

Hmm… battlefleet gothic can be cool

[solid horizon]

830 pts limit for fluff only tournament

800pts

I think im cooked

[wide otter]

Nah, just do funny distraction helbrute

[solid horizon]

decimator is distraction guy

as odd as it may seem, helbrute (in my full army) is part of the engineering team

made of a warpsmith, a crucible sorcerer, abaddon and a helbrute

[wide otter]

Hmm

Never played tabletop before

[solid horizon]

I have multiple iterations of that 830 pts list but idk what to take

[wide otter]

Whatever looks the coolest

[solid horizon]

this was the original idea

additional ressurection machine and a general purpose team with grenades, but no defiler and warpsmith enhancement

[solid horizon]

this one in theory is good, but it kills the idea of having a lot of daemon engines and kinda abandons the fluff aspect of it

[forest orbit]

🤔

[vital ginkgo]

Can a space marine move to another chapter if they have a conversion in faith? Like if an iron hand converted to the Imperial creed instead of admech faith and was cast out or somehow lost contact with their chapter, would he be accepted among the black templars?

[forest orbit]

As ever it depends uhhh

its usually done between Successors of Chapters that are from the same founding legion

[vital ginkgo]

So I can happen?

[forest orbit]

otherwise youll get uh you know

geneseed problems

[forest orbit]

Yes but as said only between chapters that have the same lineage

otherwise geneseed becomes an issue

[vital ginkgo]

Hmm

Ok

Would they not be able to just put aside the adopted brother's geneseed or return it to the original chapter?

[storm jungle]

If its like one Marine maybe?

again as Eli said "it depends", are you doing some homebrew idea?

[vital ginkgo]

I'm just thinking about making some story for an oc. He would be originally from the Blood Ravens but for some reason joins the Black Templars

[storm jungle]

Hmmmm

the problem is the Templars would likely hate on him for being from a Chapter with tons of psykers/muddled backstory, you'd need to pull some logical strings to make it happen

🤔

I guess you can handwave it as him doing some great deed to aid the specific Templar crusade fleet and they just bring him onboard i suppose lol

he'd likely need to give up his identity as a Blood Raven tho

[vital ginkgo]

Yeah that's what I was thinking

[storm jungle]

Yeee then its doable

they'd take an oath to keep his secret

[vital ginkgo]

Ok thank mang

[storm jungle]

🫡

[rancid cove]

Is that even something that happens in actual canon?

Like people changing chapters besides the Deathwatch

[arctic talon]

Yes

[valid needle]

Wouldn’t happen

[arctic talon]

During the Moirae Schism it occurred for several iron hands sucessors

And the iron hands

Where all those who aligned with Moirae rather then being executed were sent to a chapter called the Sons of Medusa

[vagrant fox]

It happens but I don't know of an instance of someone going to a chapter with different geneseed

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[storm jungle]

Yuh yuh

we got evidence of it

[vagrant fox]

Amadeus Kaias should be annihilated

[storm jungle]

its contrived but like... 40k has a chapter that literally uses daemonic possession as a recruitment trial

[rancid cove]

this is what i mean

like

[storm jungle]

theres way more dumbass ideas out there lol

[valid needle]

It is how the imperial fists were refounded

[rancid cove]

i mean yeah but its a whole different gene-seed and culture

[storm jungle]

its more passable if its just 1 marine

[ripe forum]

Hello gamers

[storm jungle]

Eh again its fine

its silly but its whatever

[fervent geode]

The last time this happened among loyalists fucking Revuel Arvida

[rancid cove]

IF taking L's as always

[rancid cove]

[fervent geode]

The Imperial Fists were a destroyed 1st Founding

[vagrant fox]

It's fine, just go ahead

[fervent geode]

It’s kind of a different case

[valid needle]

How is their successors transferring to them an L?

[storm jungle]

because they suck and got wiped out

orkian backshots

[valid needle]

Don’t be stupid

[storm jungle]

Im always stupid

[fervent geode]

Slaughter Koorland got slaughtered

[storm jungle]

sorry pal, you are done

[storm jungle]

STOOOOOP

[fervent geode]

It’s the truth

Ten thousand wall names

[valid needle]

Curze got killed by a human.

[fervent geode]

He chose his death

Koorland didn’t

[valid needle]

Womp womp

[fervent geode]

I mean no NL thinks dad isn’t fucking stupid

In lore the Atramentar think he’s become a loon by Thramas

[vagrant fox]

Hammers of Dorn should've been rebranded as the IF it's true

[valid needle]

Homie a BA fan can’t talk about If

[fervent geode]

They should’ve closed all the successors and reformed and legion and all gotten killed for legion building

To save the Imperium from that geneline

[valid needle]

Entire chapters of yours got wiped out at the devastation of Baal. Multiple chapters💀

[rancid cove]

At least our first foundin chapter hasnt been put to extinction

[valid needle]

No such thing as a first founding chapter

[fervent geode]

The Blood Angels weren’t refounded by the Flesh Tearers, Angels Vermillion and Charnel Guard

[crystal forum]

guys i know admitting mistakes is gay

but i might have been wrong about thragg

[valid needle]

Imperial fists didn’t have entire groups of their successors die

1 chapter vs multiple? L.

[storm jungle]

multiple chapters

literally madeup for the novel

🥀

[rancid cove]

[storm jungle]

also facing a proper hivefleet

literally apocalypse levels

lol

[valid needle]

Still canon chapters

[rancid cove]

IF on the other hand got their main chapter beaten

to extinction

[fervent geode]

Bit of a shocker but they are chapters now

[crystal forum]

dilara

[vagrant fox]

They kinda were

[storm jungle]

Still made up for the book.... its cooked

[valid needle]

Not to extinction

[storm jungle]

[fervent geode]

Shhh unnumbered sons don’t count

[valid needle]

Maximus thane lived

[fervent geode]

Fist Exemplar

[crystal forum]

oliver is so fucking stupid

[valid needle]

Original imperial fist legion captain

[rancid cove]

also i think youre misguided because legions are not referred to as first founding

[fervent geode]

So was Zerberyn probably tbh

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

Tbh hes an arrogant lobster kid

[rancid cove]

lobpter....

[valid needle]

Nope.

The first founding was the founding of the legions.

[crystal forum]

"oliver, i am telling you specifically to not attack the death machine guy who can solo all of us"

"IM GOING TO PUNCH HIM"

[rancid cove]

OLIVER WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING CONQUEST IS GONNA FUCKIN GET YOU!!!

Oliver:

[valid needle]

So first founding legions

[fervent geode]

I mean

[storm jungle]

NO LOBSTERS AAA

[fervent geode]

Are they still legions

[valid needle]

Hold up

Where tf is my vape

[crystal forum]

also holy shit thragg got hands

i love how he just

throws people around

[rancid cove]

nvm i know why youre still calling them legions

carry on

[crystal forum]

as if he's playing smash

[fervent geode]

Yeah the most hands out of the viltrumites

[crystal forum]

guy just fucking yeets battle beast

[valid needle]

There are no first foundings anymore

[storm jungle]

I

TOLD

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/thragg-omni-man-invincible-freddy-mercury-gif-17633841668043953754

[storm jungle]

YOU

[solid horizon]

I am to first your founding

[fervent geode]

…

[valid needle]

I’ll fist your founding in a minute

[crystal forum]

even in the show they straight up say that he hasn't done anything impressive by that point!

[vagrant fox]

Before that when they were down to 50 no

[storm jungle]

Yeah they knew people would be talking shit

the switchup the fandom has is so funny

literally INSTANT

[fervent geode]

Yeah they were but sshhhhhh

[storm jungle]

never let normies cook 💀

[solid horizon]

1v1 TTS 500v500

[fervent geode]

Flesh Tearers down to even worse iirc

[valid needle]

I don’t speak weeb

[crystal forum]

when your first move is to send nolan through a fucking atmosphere i think we can understand

[solid horizon]

what

how is that weeb you chimpbrained moron

[storm jungle]

AFTER CHARGING A VORTEX FIST

thragg is not real bro

😭

was praying for the main cast

[crystal forum]

does that attack have a name???

[storm jungle]

nah it doesnt

[crystal forum]

i was like WHAT IS THAT ANIME SHIT

[valid needle]

Please sir no slurs in this server

[storm jungle]

but he literally sucks in the air to charge up a punch LMAO

[crystal forum]

WILD

[storm jungle]

THATS NOT EVEN IN THE COMICS

genuinely fucked

[solid horizon]

youre a loyalist it's very likely I dont care

[crystal forum]

guy has black hole for hands

[storm jungle]

well you heard what Oliver said

(before he got fucking skullslapped)

[solid horizon]

500v500 tabletop simulator

[valid needle]

Who said I’m a loyalist

[crystal forum]

im surprised space racist doesnt die

[storm jungle]

which space racist

[solid horizon]

where are your spikes and trims

[crystal forum]

also i was thinking the entire time "why doesnt he just blow up the planet with his gun"

[storm jungle]

Lmao

[valid needle]

I support Luther

[crystal forum]

and then yeah

[storm jungle]

yeah people said that like since the season episode where we see him

[crystal forum]

i guess he wouldnt be able to on his own

[solid horizon]

the founder of protestand church ?

[crystal forum]

it would just pass through

[storm jungle]

yeah the trio-nuke helped a lot

literally human exterminatus

lol

[valid needle]

No, Luther the founder of Make Caliban Great Again.

[crystal forum]

why is kregg such a bitch

guy has had 0 fucking wins

[storm jungle]

because hes a strategist

also hes fighting literal units

[solid horizon]

I dont care what flavour of space chud you are you are a loyalist to me

[storm jungle]

he fucks up Battlebeast a bit and has that unimpressed look when blood splats on his face lol

[crystal forum]

i feel like even lucan puts more work

kregg gets instantly folded

[valid needle]

Homie you are literally also a space chud

[storm jungle]

Lucan is steve harvey thats different

[valid needle]

Iron warriors are space chuds too

[crystal forum]

also are you happy that white hair chick you're into didnt die

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[solid horizon]

they are but, but no astartes in my gang, only one

[storm jungle]

you should have been here a bit earlier

larmoth and i were sharing the same opinion

😭

[crystal forum]

i had to watch the episode first lol

i knew this channel would only be talking about it

[valid needle]

Damn you let a Space Chud tell you what to do? L

[crystal forum]

is she a show creation

[storm jungle]

yeah we couldnt even hold in spoilers

[storm jungle]

the blade hair or the white haired milfrumite?

[crystal forum]

white haired

[solid horizon]

see it as bob the builder with his talking construction engines

[storm jungle]

nah shes show creation

tho uh she gets no lines, so likely unimportant

[vagrant fox]

Apparently her name is in the subtitles

[crystal forum]

well she survived so maybe she'll become a side character

[storm jungle]

Lucan, Thula and Kregg get bigger roles later its why they get so much focus on the show, because in teh comics they barely get any before their future arcs

[solid horizon]

but also if you think whats on my pfp is an astartes then ur mistaken

[storm jungle]

so its very nice to see

the episode also builds Thragg WAY more

[crystal forum]

i knew thula being in the vs game meant she'd be important at some point

[storm jungle]

Yeah exactly lmfao

like they wont be major characters and will stay in their tiers but people will really like it i think

all will be revealed in teh final next week

[rancid cove]

i know someone who can take down thragg...

[crystal forum]

this episode is just so satisfyinf

seeing the space racist gun kill so many fucking viltrumites

[storm jungle]

its literally entirely a fight scene post Act 1 so i can see why lol

i was legit exhausted by the end

[crystal forum]

that last kill is fucking heinous

[storm jungle]

i hope it makes people stfu too

"WHY DONT HE JUST SOLO EVERYONE"

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/shaggy-scoobydoo-gang-yay-thinking-gif-5735955

[storm jungle]

There, he mostly did lol

[solid horizon]

shaggy can beat thragg

[storm jungle]

(before he gets ganged up on)

[crystal forum]

problem is he's a glass cannon

[storm jungle]

Yeah exactly im glad they showed that

the moment they catch him hes fucked

[rancid cove]

me watching this absorving every bit of spoiler knowing i'll forget it in seconds when i try to watch the show:
https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[storm jungle]

real perks

[crystal forum]

my pog muscles are tired

[storm jungle]

LITERALLY.

[crystal forum]

i was legit pogging through most of it

[storm jungle]

Just peak after peak with this ep

same lol

[rancid cove]

"my pog muscles"

[storm jungle]

its just so fun

even the most negative ass people I know love this show so i guess its doing something right

[solid horizon]

watch these gentleperson's speech deteriorate as their mind focus is absorbed by high quality serial audiovisual content

[vagrant fox]

Is chuddle beast going to accomplish something y/n?

[crystal forum]

did you notice that tech jacket managed to make a viltrumite bleed without even using the neurotoxin thing

[storm jungle]

Y

let em cook

[vagrant fox]

Noice

[storm jungle]

yeah tho shes also a glass canon lol

[crystal forum]

i like how nobody even cares about BB after he's sent into space lol

[storm jungle]

LOL

[crystal forum]

kinda sad for the guy

[storm jungle]

tbh hes literally a berserker

[vagrant fox]

He seems to just Team Rocket it vs the viltrumites

[rancid cove]

i almost broke a glass cup on top of my keyboard

my heart just sank

[storm jungle]

tho i agree i legit felt bad but uhhh everoyne was getting fucking mauled so

[storm jungle]

thats kinda the thing

if they were on teh ground he'db e collecting bodies

[crystal forum]

yeah like how nolan had to ignore his son almost dying

[storm jungle]

the problem is he cant do shi tin space lmao

[vagrant fox]

Yea

[storm jungle]

mfer needs oxygen support for long combat

😭

[vagrant fox]

I was just wondering if it'll be a consistent thing in space

[storm jungle]

Uhhh no spoilers but likely yes, we'll see what they do lol

[crystal forum]

dude if the last episode will be even harder...

i cant take this much pogging

[vagrant fox]

I just opened youtube and got another faceful of spoilers in the thumbnail and video title, I don't even mind anymore

[storm jungle]

Nah dont worry its calmer, its entirely an "aftermath" episode, the Viltrumite War is done

[storm jungle]

very much worth just reading or watching the entire comic series imo

because the show actually changes shit

like i know all whats gonna happen yet watching it is entirely a different experience

[sharp pollen]

fuck i missed invincible convo

[storm jungle]

LMAO

we are still going dont worry

[valid needle]

You should lowkey just become a based pilled Dark Mechanicum enjoyer

[crystal forum]

this whole week will be invincible convo

[sharp pollen]

thragg is the main hero i swear

[vagrant fox]

Thragg is him

[storm jungle]

Thragg is not the main hero

but he is HIM

[crystal forum]

thragg treating invincible like he's human

unphased

[storm jungle]

bruh he treats normal Vilts like they are human

🥀

Conquest wanted a piece of him 💀

[crystal forum]

oh shit btw did they use a different VA for conquest!?

he's not listed

and he sounds different for his like 2 lines

[rancid cove]

Did he want... that piece of him or...

[storm jungle]

its Cuntquest... so hard to tell 💀

[sharp pollen]

"thragg had special training"

https://tenor.com/view/kung-fu-funny-reaction-ball-hit-oof-moment-comedy-moment-gif-13567748625973074740

[storm jungle]

[storm jungle]

nah its him still

you can tell entirely from the way he says those 2 lines

[crystal forum]

his power limiter was the skull

[storm jungle]

it was for emotional support 😩

[crystal forum]

now he's unleashed

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[storm jungle]

just wait for the next episode, its gonna show hes not all just fists either

which this episode does actually a great job showing lol

[crystal forum]

guy sidesteps a fucking death beam

[sharp pollen]

at this point only space rider can kill him

[storm jungle]

Yeah but the problem is uh

Thragg is so fast even Mark and Nolan dont see him rip off Thaedus head at first

[crystal forum]

i feel like thragg would just dodge it

he literally does that

[storm jungle]

Yeah that, hes incredibly fast

we are shown this multiple times which is actually neat

[crystal forum]

he just stands there menacingly

also why does thadeus keep the fake beard on

[vagrant fox]

To put the aura doubters down

Is it fake?

[crystal forum]

you think he ripped off a real beard during that reveal in season 2?

[vagrant fox]

Naturally

[crystal forum]

that would go hard

[storm jungle]

its 100% fake

the fact that the mustache stays entirely kept says it lmao

[sharp pollen]

bro is aura farming even at this distance