40k-lore-chat

[storm jungle]

I THOUGHT SHE WAS COOL

DUDE, FUCK

[daring creek]

Dude one time a girl set her only fans to open the very day she turned 18 years old and she made BANK INSTANTLY LIKE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS MADE IN ONE FUCKING DAY

[hallow plover]

If someone's famous odds are that person's not okay

[daring creek]

ITS NOT JUST THE RICH YALL.

[spare osprey]

Waking nightmare.

[daring creek]

ITS ALL THROUGHOUT SOCIETY LMFAO.

[copper island]

their bourgeoisie influence seeps

abhorrent

[storm jungle]

desolation

devastation...

[copper island]

white woman

[storm jungle]

[spare osprey]

Couldn't imagine not liking women 1.5x my age.

[storm jungle]

arent you a white woman

[copper island]

no

[storm jungle]

arent you a white man

[copper island]

no

i am a woman

[storm jungle]

arent you a black woman

[copper island]

i am not white

and i am not famous

[copper island]

no

[storm jungle]

FUCKING WHAT THEN

[lament shoal]

Its clear who the Doom Slayer got his grin from lol

[heady rivet]

Sorry to hear that hope they find a KKKure

[copper island]

comanche RAAAAAAH

[storm jungle]

[copper island]

[storm jungle]

Bro no wonder i get pings on people telling on you

you're gonna remove their heads

[storm jungle]

ok hold up

[copper island]

how i be posted up IRL (IN REAL LIFE!!!)

[storm jungle]

didnt ortega literally get removed from the last scream movie for making pro-palestine comments?

where the fuck did this come from

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1054486888595083294/1493478065836392569/Magacock.gif

[storm jungle]

explain or perish

[copper island]

wait a minute

jenna ortega is..... BROWN

NEVER ASK A WHITE SUPREMACIST THE RACE OF HIS GIRLFRIEND

[storm jungle]

💀

GETOU-

[flat nimbus]

the curse of Matty Healy’s goes on

[storm jungle]

not good enough

run it again

[storm jungle]

Who

[flat nimbus]

TSwift’s grimy limey ex

[storm jungle]

Taylor Swift

puke

[copper island]

yeahhh

[flat nimbus]

who also had the ‘totally just a punk’ excuse for heils and shit

[storm jungle]

[spare osprey]

Kojermapost.

[storm jungle]

also speaking of, Abby play Red Dead 2

[copper island]

i play red dead 2

occasionally

[storm jungle]

Based as fuck

best part of that entire game is teaming up with natives to kill american troops

lmao

[copper island]

White Man................... Be Damned...................

[heady rivet]

I put an embarassing amount of time into Red Dead Online

[storm jungle]

I mean its fun

but singleplayer is more for me

ARFUR

[copper island]

is red dead online just roleplay or can you fight other people

[storm jungle]

you can do both yea

[spare osprey]

Well, yeah. Forgetting the end goal of fucking them over.
Very cool, Mr. Der Linde.

[storm jungle]

its just very grindy and toxic

[heady rivet]

The funny part is that historically the majority of US Soldiers in the West in that period were like, Southern European immigrants

[storm jungle]

Yeah the game's message is more pro-native as R* is based but thye still make sure to display both sides as problematic

[storm jungle]

Doesnt matter that much to me man, if you're in the US army you get shot lol

[copper island]

istg i am posted up like a legit comanche in red dead

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[copper island]

im roaming around on my horse, hunting enemy gangers

accidentally antagonizing people

[spare osprey]

Shoulda suited up the Chief's son like Ned Kelly.
Woulda been awesome.

[heady rivet]

Gangers
Another Necromunda cultural victory

[storm jungle]

they do that in RD1

[copper island]

FVCK......... YOV!!!!!!!!!!!

[storm jungle]

the natives Dutch leads in RD1 are like way more "americanized"

since they're all camp runaways

[heady rivet]

Buy a Necromunda gang. We even got rid of the racist Native American stuff

[spare osprey]

Wut--
I thought armor only happened in RD:O's dinky story mode.

[copper island]

i havent actually gotten far into the story

[storm jungle]

oh wait you mean the full armor getup

[storm jungle]

How long have you been playing the game

[copper island]

i'm still in valentine

[storm jungle]

BASED

[copper island]

i've been doing sidequests

[storm jungle]

Lmao

nvm understandable

[copper island]

roaming the roads for stuff to do before i advance

[storm jungle]

arthur is so fucking funny early game so i get it

[copper island]

this would be cool if they werent called ratskins

[heady rivet]

WHY YOU THUMBS DOWNING ME I'M RIGHT

[storm jungle]

posting white natives

[copper island]

and if they didnt have the comedically smushed in faces that stereotypical indigenous habtypes (supposedly) have

[spare osprey]

"Don't forget the quarter."
Literally me, but with a beard.
And cooler.

[storm jungle]

"WOMEN VOTIN? SURE WHY NOT"

[spare osprey]

And more muscles.

[heady rivet]

Its 90s GW, these dont look like any humans tbf

[storm jungle]

Doesnt matter

death to GW

yallah

[copper island]

DEATH TO GW

i still remember AOS pygmys

😭

[storm jungle]

"aos"

THATS WARHAMMER FANTASY

LMAO

[copper island]

FANTASY WHATEVER

[daring creek]

are you a white woman

[storm jungle]

Uh oh

[copper island]

😡

[heady rivet]

Astartes incoming

[spare osprey]

I wish to rob my local James Workshop store.

[storm jungle]

scalp Missus, NOW

[daring creek]

finefine you're it*lian

[copper island]

https://giphy.com/gifs/dancing-shark-forum-fMuhmGFHWs4SY

[daring creek]

LOL

[copper island]

kinda im like part-italian american part-comanche

mostly comanche

[heady rivet]

She says to the Native
Stereotyping, she can just shoot her normal

[copper island]

but i have this weird olive-reddish hue

on my skin

[heady rivet]

The man in this gif is 100% Italian btw

[spare osprey]

Gabagooool.

[storm jungle]

i couldnt resist................

[daring creek]

Oh cool

[storm jungle]

dude

i love how Ralphie says that shit

[copper island]

only the people i like can stereotype me

[heady rivet]

Reported.

[storm jungle]

but nothing comes out of it

because like lmao

[copper island]

gabagool....... sliced provalone.............. dried peppahs..........

shoulda seen dat pricks face when he saw da gyatt

👀

[storm jungle]

📸

[heady rivet]

I punch my walls when I think about how I am a crackkker. Which slurs can I call you?

[copper island]

CRACKKKA DETECTED...................

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1481104605940023432/1489671885506744492/EscherShoot.gif

[copper island]

INITATING...................................................... EVIL........................

[copper island]

preferably none

[spare osprey]

Holy shit.
Full offense to Majorkill, these look like ass.

[daring creek]

call her white

shes part italian

[heady rivet]

I didnt ask what you preferred. I asked which ones can I call you?

[rancid cove]

bro

[copper island]

well none of them you goog

[rancid cove]

the automod got me AGAIN

[copper island]

!

[copper island]

italians are NOT white

[daring creek]

KNFAI

[copper island]

italians are like the least white europeans

mostly

[heady rivet]

Italians watching the race war knowing they can join whoever wins

[copper island]

it depends cus they kinda alternate between full on cracKKKa white and regular mediterreanan "white"

im not from italy tho i got LIGHT italian-american DNA

but i still got the olive skin

[heady rivet]

Northern Italy is Germanic rape-babies and southern Italy is Arab rape-babies

[copper island]

THAT'S ACTUALLY

[heady rivet]

Post complexion to see how we get to treat you

[copper island]

evil ass lore chat bruh

i dont wanna post my complexion its ugly

not white ugly but weird hue ugly

[spare osprey]

Could be worse.

[heady rivet]

Sounds like some WASP beauty standard nonsense

My friends have a gimmick called "eyeposting" where you post closeups of your eyes

[copper island]

this just means i can alternate between italian-american and comanche at will and nobody will ever notice 😈

im more in line with my indian heritage tho

[copper island]

oooooof course......

if we look at the nazi caste eyechart thing, i have undesirable eyes (super dark brown)

[heady rivet]

I thiunk

That chart says

[copper island]

[heady rivet]

I am like 2nd tier

A50

Or A60

Actually A50 is closer

[rancid cove]

i was reading mephistons lore and its kinda funny

be trapped in rubble for 7 days
be reborn mephiston
years later days before devastation of baal, see vision of khorne fucking shit up
try to do ritual to stop it
ritual goes wrong
gets stuck in rubble till the battle ended

[copper island]

yeah im t30 to t50

somewhere within that lexile

[spare osprey]

Ain't no way.

[heady rivet]

Excuse me humble street merchant I require your STRONGEST potions

[copper island]

if the full democratic backsliding in the US happens to it's logical conclusion and we get regime change for the worst, i will be the first to go

[daring creek]

people are so addicted to hierachys

[heady rivet]

Dw Italians became corrupt cops in the 20s to become White and Native Americans are too fetishized by White Supremacists

[copper island]

true for some reason the nazis really liked us

nativist sentiments and allat

[heady rivet]

"Badass warrior race" or whatever

[rancid cove]

No its like true

He tried to stop Ka'Bandha from reaching Baal and wreaking havoc by using a ritual, the ritual went wrong and he got stuck in the cave-in for the rest of the battle

[copper island]

i dont think AMERICAN nazis would like me as much as german nazis tho 😭

[rancid cove]

american nazis?

https://tenor.com/fzj4LDCktH5.gif

[copper island]

sorry, tautology...

all ameriKKKans study labour aristocracy at adolf hitler college in new england

[crystal forum]

all eyes look the same on the inside

[daring creek]

Or his actual race.

[crystal forum]

goopy and disgusting

[heady rivet]

T50 hands typed this

[crystal forum]

actually mine also have shitty lenses that dont work well

[daring creek]

mfs learn theyre 15% nord and its an ongoing crusade

[crystal forum]

i think my lenses are football shaped

real if true

[daring creek]

astigmatism

[copper island]

everybody's lenses are football shaped

[crystal forum]

no im myopic

[copper island]

oh

nearsightedness

sorry about that

[heady rivet]

I'm a smear across Northern Europe and the Isles. Norwegian/Swedish and Irish. Hints of Danish, English, German.

[copper island]

this guy is the ultimate aryan what the FUCK

[crystal forum]

i dont even remember what my eye color is

[heady rivet]

My grandma was named "Juanita"

She was fully Irish.

[copper island]

evil european..... do NOT come to the great plains

[copper island]

that's awesome

[daring creek]

The aryans were iranian

[heady rivet]

I already live in the midwest

[crystal forum]

i feel like unless you have blue eyes you don't think about your eye color often

[copper island]

i know i know persians come from the ancient aryan peoples lah lah lah

[daring creek]

I believe the indigenous in Australia have white hair and blue eyes

[copper island]

but stupid nazis dont know this

[heady rivet]

I dont think about it but in the last year 3 people have said I was "staring into their soul" since that meme template took off

[copper island]

i pray to god they dont

nobody wants blue eyes

ppl with blue eyes are like actual phantoms

[daring creek]

The funniest thing is

They're dark skinned

[copper island]

they stare thru ur soul

[daring creek]

Lmfao

[rancid cove]

I wish I had blue eyes just so my stare would unsettle them :)

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-kennedy-blue-eyes-gif-12331387607190349579

[opaque coyote]

Analog horror stare

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-stare-spongebob-squarepants-patrick-stare-patrick-star-spongebob-movie-gif-2677639684225044311

[crystal forum]

what grade of eye is like sorta green but amber in the middle

[heady rivet]

That guy that took a bunch of ibuprofen to turn his eyes blue

[copper island]

middle management or officers

[heady rivet]

You tell us

[copper island]

petite-bourgeoisie

[rancid cove]

did he die

[crystal forum]

the chart is so low res

[crystal forum]

i think D60??

[heady rivet]

He was from Brazil so he was never truly alive

[rancid cove]

As another brazilian I can confirm

[crystal forum]

my eyes are a lot paler than i remember

[copper island]

power sword is so confusing to use after you've been using chainsword for so long

[opaque coyote]

Ah shit absolute bottom

[copper island]

in space marine 2 i mean

[opaque coyote]

My eyes are basically look like two black holes

[crystal forum]

the asian curse

[heady rivet]

well good for you. But where are you on the chart?

[copper island]

untouchable i'd presume

[daring creek]

....i understand what t50s mean now. Fuck my life

This aryan lore is fucked

[heady rivet]

I wish this game wasnt bad so i could play dressup

[copper island]

i'm somewhere between untouchable and the actual lower class

[rancid cove]

i just noticed at the text on the side of the eye colors

what the fuck is that

[crystal forum]

im also a red head so i probably instantly fall down to untouchable

[opaque coyote]

T50

[heady rivet]

The joke is sex, Abigail.

[opaque coyote]

Actually might unironically be slightly darker pupil wise

[copper island]

oh

[opaque coyote]

Also

Loathsome jice...

[copper island]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1299471854901268510/1368687497353367633/togif.gif

[crystal forum]

red hair is the one type of rare gene that you dont want

maybe also all the diseases i guess

dont know which is worse

[rancid cove]

this is false everybody knows king von reincarnated

[daring creek]

Question whyd they make primaris marines?

I prefer first born a lot more

[sacred ginkgo]

You have to buy your entire marine army again

[daring creek]

Ah

Money

[sacred ginkgo]

Also excuse for a rescale to proper 32mm

[daring creek]

I like to ignore decisions like these from canon because it doesn't feel genuine

[crystal forum]

it barely matters lorewise

[heady rivet]

Metaverse rescale turned into lore

[daring creek]

Okay but the helmet is pretty

[crystal forum]

which one

[daring creek]

[daring creek]

First born

[crystal forum]

look at the newest releases dumbass

[daring creek]

Oh cool

Helmet saved

Yaaay

I need to find a marine chapter I enjoy

[rancid cove]

join the flesh tearers :)

i think youd like them

[daring creek]

The only one I first really liked was retributors because of the astartes Animation lmfao

Though they barely have lore last time I checked

Something about specializing in assassinations

[timid pasture]

Is it true that Khorne tried invading armaggedon twice and all he Did was destroy one city during the second round?

Even though Angron was at his side both times

[rancid cove]

he didnt try to invade he just showed up necause for him the fun happens there

show up, kill some people and just fuck off

[opaque coyote]

They basically are the most generic SM chapter

[daring creek]

Yeah they dont have any wacky stuff on em either

[opaque coyote]

"John Space Marine"

[daring creek]

Pretty much

I like how they look anyway

[opaque coyote]

Hell even more "John Space Marine" than the UM

[daring creek]

Less toy like reminds me of krieg but its cool

[opaque coyote]

Since at least the Ultramarines got a Roman feel

They basically kinda look like they're unpainted

And honestly it's so generic that it ends up being unique

[daring creek]

Does that mean theyre frugal

[timid pasture]

Crimson Fists!!

[opaque coyote]

Which is fucking funny

[daring creek]

econ marines..

[opaque coyote]

They are described as distant, relentless, and efficient. With little desire for battlefield glory. Focusing more tactical success.

So

Yeah

[daring creek]

Thats pretty sweet actually

A lot standout from other chapters I assume

[opaque coyote]

They are also descendants of the Imperial Fists

[daring creek]

Nice

Do the Imperial fists have good books?

do they have similar battle doctrine

ill read lex ig

Oh these mfs are just piss yellow

I think a huge reason why I like retributors is that theyre a color I can actually agree with

I hate all the bright colors these fucking legions have bruh

[rancid cove]

im ngl

having less flashy chapters like them is good

im a fan of flashy wacky chapters but having ones that just seem to mix in like the others is also nice

not everyone should be extremely standing out looking group with specific mutation or shit like that

[daring creek]

i need an e ink reader

[rancid cove]

a what

[daring creek]

basically a tablet for reading

less strain on the eyes

[rancid cove]

you mean a kindle?

[daring creek]

pretty much

[copper island]

why are vltrachvds so hated

theyre so cool

(never read a space marine book award)

[daring creek]

you mean ultramarines

[copper island]

yeah

[daring creek]

probably mega generic

and takes up a whole lot of space when it comes to new minis I believe

[copper island]

i like that blue roman vibe

[daring creek]

a lot of ppl here complain about smurfs getting all the mini spots

[copper island]

sometimes "generic" is good

[copper island]

they should get more

[daring creek]

several people here will collectively torture you

be warned.

especially xenos fans

[copper island]

several people here already do that

gen chat chuds

[daring creek]

theyll do it more then

[rancid cove]

memelore escaped the memelore circle

now people see the ultramarines as super duper boring poster boys

also matt ward did them a bad service

with his horrible writing

gave the UM the Kaldor Draigo treatment and made their plot armor inconceivably strong

[daring creek]

are they not

[spare osprey]

Ultramarines are template-shaped.
You can do whatever you damn well please with them.

[rancid cove]

its the fact theyre the most versatile out of the bunch that makes people think this

theyre well organized and always were the biggest since 30k because of Ultramar thing

they were the biggest legion

they had their wacky theme of following the codex like a strict bible that you should never strain from it but it has changed since guilliman waking up and telling them its just a suggestions book

[opaque coyote]

Like I said

They're ironically so utilitarian

So "generic"

it makes them unique

I mean you'd pay attention if a character is named "Bob Generica"

[spare osprey]

Out of all the Legions, Ultramarines are probably the best to work with, too.

[rancid cove]

John Grammaticus unfortunately is very catchy of a name despite the horrible writing

[rancid cove]

stayed consistent from 30k-40k

[opaque coyote]

JOHHHN FREAKING GRAMMATICUS!!1

[copper island]

my name is sergeant christoph jerkoffisn, i am the libararian-latrinecleaner of the poopshitters warcriminus legion

[spare osprey]

Remind me what that fella is?
Is he literally just John "White Man Stand-in Protagonist" Warhammer?

[copper island]

is that ALL 40k book protagonists

[rancid cove]

perpetual with psyker powers to communicate with people in their dreams

goes on a detective journey

[opaque coyote]

Most common criticism is how out of place he is

[rancid cove]

first book is ok tbh but it falls dfrom there

[opaque coyote]

and as someone who read it a bit

yeah he feels out of place

[spare osprey]

Doubly forgive my ignorance, but isn't he also, like, the last Catholic or something?

[opaque coyote]

Ollanius Pius

[rancid cove]

its just extremely shitty how he can communicate with someone in their dreams from the other side of the cosmos but Magnus was almost exhaust from trying to get into contact with Horus when he was stabbed with the xenos blade in Davin's moon

[rancid cove]

no thats someone else

[spare osprey]

Ah. My bad.

[rancid cove]

Last Church is such a funny book because the author accidentally made Emps wrong while claiminh he was right

[opaque coyote]

The fan animation is better

Cause it shows how the Emperor is wrong

[rancid cove]

like man

there were surely many other ways they could've written that story to prove the emperor right

and they chose likely the only one that proves him wrong

[daring creek]

weeb

[opaque coyote]

tbf it's the idea that religion causes turmoil, fighting, and death

when in fact it's usually the other way around

Also

Bro literally debated with an old man

and despite his literal thousands of years of experience, he sounds exactly like a reddit atheist

[jade holly]

You think a Rogue Trader could look like this in lore?

[rancid cove]

100%

[copper island]

so why did The Big H decide to rebel even though he's like at the top of imperium's militaristic echelons

[daring creek]

how far does the emperors knowledge stretch

[opaque coyote]

got stabbed by a poop knife

[daring creek]

Is he like

an actual god or no

[jade holly]

Never get stabbed by the poop knife

[copper island]

well he's like THE psyker

[rancid cove]

bucklin from the stress of being warmaster, got stabbed by a knife that poisoned him, Erebus then went into his dreams while he was in a coma-like state

and manipulated him

[jade holly]

Depends

[rancid cove]

while taking the appearance of a very close friend of Horus

[copper island]

doesnt the emperor hold up the universe

[jade holly]

Before his ascension to the Golden Throne he was just a really powerful Psyker

[rancid cove]

lmao

[jade holly]

But considering Faith has actual power in the Imperium? He may actually be a god now

[copper island]

i see

if i got stabbed by the poop knife i would be pretty angry too

[jade holly]

That’s why you never get stabbed by the poop knife

[daring creek]

in what way like making the emperor stronger or

and machine spirits ig

[rancid cove]

i wouldnt say a god but hes surely a powerful entity by now

demi-god

[jade holly]

Once again… depends

Which fragment is your fancy

[copper island]

so can the emperor actually see each and every individual deed that people preform in his name or is that just ecceslarchial dogma

[spare osprey]

Without a doubt.

[opaque coyote]

jokes aside

Erebus visited Horus in his dreams and showed him a twisted vision of the future where the Emperor was a god and he and his sons, who had fought and died for the Imperium, were forgotten. That combined with other incidents like suddenly becoming Warmaster despite not being that prepared to deal with all of his brothers.

Along with two of his brothers suffering from damnatio memoriae so throughly that nobody except the Emperor can remember what they even did to deserve it. Obviously, it made him paranoid about how the Emperor had a line...

But he would never tell them where that line was.

Combined with all of these circumstances, this made him turn.

[copper island]

wow i see

[crystal forum]

rogue trader could look like and be anything you want

it's the entire point of rogue traders

[jade holly]

But also that Blade skin is fucking PEAK

[rancid cove]

I love how the visions Horus saw was the future after the Heresy had happened
he made the future he feared the most reality by trying to avoid it

[opaque coyote]

I said the poop knife earlier because he basically got stabbed by a it.

[jade holly]

THE HAT, THE COAT, THE DREADS

[rancid cove]

The fact itwasn't even a dirty knife

[opaque coyote]

Truly the Emperor's son

[rancid cove]

makes it funnier

[opaque coyote]

That and Magnus

Horus and Magnus are clearly the most Emperor like with how badly they fuck up

[rancid cove]

like the knife was never being corrupted by nurgle or anything it wasnt even dirty

it was just held by Tempa while he was daemon-possessed

yet peopel call it poop knife

[opaque coyote]

It was an anathame knife that harms people like the Emperor, Horus, etc.

[spare osprey]

If Big E was truly born from the sacrifice of the gaggle of Shamen Cavemen, I think that would mildly justify how fucking dumb he his in hindsight.

[rancid cove]

yeah i know

[jade holly]

Because it’s da Poop Knife

[opaque coyote]

poop knoife

[copper island]

so is it true that the emperor is actually turkish/native anatolian

[opaque coyote]

Yeah

[rancid cove]

yes

its confirmed even

[copper island]

AWESOME 🇹🇷

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[rancid cove]

isnt his palace also on the fuckin tibetan mountain?

[copper island]

WAIT WHAT

the EMPEROR is ALSO the dali lama?!?!?

[crystal forum]

bro he predates the concept of the ottoman empire

[heady rivet]

Yeah he's a Hittite

[jade holly]

He was the Tibetan Monk that trained Batman

It was him this whole fucking time

[rancid cove]

i was abou to say this joke

[crystal forum]

emperor would be so genealogically distant from the modern turk

[opaque coyote]

Nah they're just that cracked: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lMj6oKMGMb8

[spare osprey]

Emperah was a Cuman soldier.

[rancid cove]

jay

the story irl isnt the same in 40k

the world isnt the same

[crystal forum]

it literally is

[copper island]

wasn't he born in prehistoric anatolia

[rancid cove]

they confirmed hes turkish adjaecent

[opaque coyote]

The villain that the Tibetan kid fucking knocks on his ass constantly fights with Superman btw

[spare osprey]

-# Hate these fuck-ass shorts, bruh. Quit looking at me funny.

[crystal forum]

what does this have to do with what i said

a region isn't the same as the people living in it

[copper island]

greek hands typed this...

[rancid cove]

this topic is gonna be just as useless as the right vs wrong one we had earlier

so ill avoid it

[opaque coyote]

Also the funniest part about the Tibetan monks is that

Batman didn't even get their full techniques

[crystal forum]

bro refuses to read

[opaque coyote]

He basically only got some of them

[spare osprey]

Now I gotta see The Not-yet Emperor of Mankind vs. Henry of Skalitz.

[opaque coyote]

Because he was required to like

Meditate and more importantly

Try to find peace with himself and deal with his guilt

Obviously Batman refused to do that

Which is why he left

[crystal forum]

emperor came about around cave man period if not bronze age. we'll never know exactly when he was created, how or why

[jade holly]

I wonder if Big E ever met Saladin

[opaque coyote]

So yeah, the craziest part is that Batman didn't even get all of the Tibetan Monk training because he literally refused

to get therapy and deal with his parents death

And despite basically being half finished, he got a lot of crazy ass shit from them

So imagine a fully fledged Tibetan Monk

[jade holly]

Like Astral fucking Projection

[opaque coyote]

Yeah.

So remember that Batman didn't even get the full training

Because it required finding inner peace

[crystal forum]

so called pacifist buddhists

[opaque coyote]

And Batman was so against that that he literally just fucking ran away

"Cool, so what technique do I have to learn."

"The next one requires finding inner peace. Wait why are you running away?"

[crystal forum]

should have started with that one tbh

maybe teach the inner peace before teaching deadly martial arts

[opaque coyote]

tbf it would've taken years

like actually

required meditation and shit

And also a lot of spiritual things

[crystal forum]

i feel like inner peace is easier to find than becoming a master martial artist

[opaque coyote]

because buddhists + comic books = ???

[crystal forum]

i guess if batman did an 80's training montage he could get the training done in a month

[opaque coyote]

Not when you're fucking Batman who would rather do the GCPD's job than get a therapist

[opaque coyote]

I mean that's what he basically did.

He learned the actual martial arts stuff surprisingly quickly

[crystal forum]

so is doctor strange just the same thing except he didnt run away for the inner peace part

[opaque coyote]

Yeah he uh skipped the magic and ran

Batman is funny at times because he is the #1 poster boy for

"Men would rather do X than get therapy"

DCAU Batman literally cried at his parents grave, pleaded for forgiveness, and said "I didn't plan to be happy" because he found someone he actually loved and wanted to settle down with.

[rose thorn]

To be fair Caped Crusader Batman’s therapist didn’t end well

[opaque coyote]

Mask of the Phantasm is a goated movie btw

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/driving-batman-batman-caped-crusader-i'm-on-my-way-road-trip-gif-17678141949828846104

I fucking love caped crusader btw

[opaque coyote]

I think it tackles a lot of interesting ideas

But at the same time execution is mixed

They got fucking Onomatopoeia tho

so it's peak

"BANG."

[rose thorn]

I think they are really happy with how they handled every episode

[rose thorn]

10/10 episode no complaints

I think the worst episode is probably the first one but it’s an introduction so eh

[opaque coyote]

I don't like how they handled Harley Quinn entirely.

I liked the idea, and I also like how Harley was actually there as a character beforehand.

But also I genuinely think it would've been better as a show unique villain

[rose thorn]

It was a reclaiming of character, Bruce Timm wanted to specifically make her stand on her own

[crystal forum]

luetin's emperor of man video is 10 years old now

god

the video that introduced me to the setting

[opaque coyote]

Yeah, it could easily be better after the intro

But overall, eh.

I did like Two Face though

A neat inversion of the usual

[rose thorn]

Also the harlequin episode had loads of references to ancient Batman stuff

[opaque coyote]

The "scarred" side being the passive side, while the "intact" side is the most aggressive one

Neither really good

[rose thorn]

I will always celebrate something that attempts to completely rework a set in stone idea

[opaque coyote]

King Tut

[rose thorn]

Peak of course

Also that episode was full of pseudo science psychology stuff which was funny

None of it I got

[opaque coyote]

1960's Batman is absolutely entertaining

They clearly knew

How ridiculous it was

But decided to fully embrace it

[rose thorn]

I LOVED how Batman fought in that show

https://tenor.com/view/batman-caped-crusader-batman-caped-crusader-batman-fight-gif-5143645798729762478

It’s fuck ass back alley boxing with ninja dodges

It’s so funny

[crystal forum]

damn the animation isnt bad

[rose thorn]

This was at the end when bama was much more chill compared to the start

And he fuckinh smashed that guys head

[opaque coyote]

I like his design.

I always liked longer ears which is why personally, DCAU Justice League Batman is my favorite design

[opaque coyote]

Considering Batman literally knows a ridiculous amount of fighting styles always

Makes sense

Nice to see how they try to show it

[copper island]

have yall read absolute batman

[opaque coyote]

Absolute fire

[copper island]

absolute PEAK

im on issue 4 i think, the annual instantly got me hooked

[opaque coyote]

Darkseid might be the manifestation of every evil...

But he is also a great writer

[copper island]

true

[opaque coyote]

Also

Out of context punisher

[jade holly]

The bear is flummoxed, absolutely bamboozled, completely kerfuffled

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2044228056655474750

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[scenic trout]

Folks I got some good news and I bet you forgot about this individual

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Johnny Somali has been found guilty of all charges in South Korea and has been sentenced to prison with labor

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[opaque coyote]

LMAOOO

[arctic talon]

The water caste diplomat watching the traitor regiment become more fanatic to the greater good then the average fire warrior

[lament shoal]

HOLY SHIT LMFAOO

[heady rivet]

He will then be marched directly from prison to the airport. and deported. The second he lands in the US he then has to register as a sex offender

[scenic trout]

Honestly it has been forever since I heard his name lmao

Really thought he already was in prison the longest time due the silence

[heady rivet]

He speaks 0 Korean btw

So he will be basically in isolation

[daring creek]

Oh.

Took them long enough

6 months in prison

Looks small but like

hm

I don't know if south korea has the same fucked up law system as japan

definitely not

it could be lengthened is what im saying

[vagrant fox]

I dunno about the labour part but ig

[midnight dragon]

Idk about no 10 year sentence but he definitely needs some shit in his face

[wary fulcrum]

What did he do?

And also who is he?

[fervent geode]

Basically he’s some American influencer who just goes around and pisses people off for sport

Usually by being disrespectful or provocative or wilfully ignorant

In South Korea he groped a statue memorialising the enslavement of Korean women by the IJA and then refused to apologise and began picking fights with Koreans

Previously he got himself driven out of Japan and Thailand as well

[fervent geode]

Anyways the difference this time is that he’s been gaoled

[opaque junco]

☺️

I need to lurk this channel more

[vagrant fox]

The narrator for Harrowmaster is not good

[jade holly]

We used to pray for times like these

[opaque junco]

Oh my god

[heady rivet]

He's also incredibly racist because of course

[jade holly]

Yeah Johnny Somali is a horrible person

[fervent geode]

Yeah he’s basically an ass for the sake of being an ass personified

Btw his apology was only after people were literally man hunting him, and he took it back later iirc

[opaque junco]

i mean, i already knew that, but i had to look him up real quick for a refresher on what specifically he did

[opaque coyote]

Taking it back?

Bru

Why the fuck would you take it back??

[fervent geode]

To be an ass

[opaque coyote]

Your ass is already caught

[fervent geode]

It’s kind of his career

[opaque coyote]

Why make things even worse

[opaque coyote]

Should become a gravedigger

Seems to be a fucking expert at it

[opaque junco]

but did he really have to dig a deeper hole

[fervent geode]

It’s all he does

Until he usually gets banned from the country

Well until now lol

[opaque junco]

what is the target audience for this

[fervent geode]

Idiots

[limpid granite]

Hard labor sentence

[opaque junco]

also, looks like someone got smited earlier? huh

[daring creek]

People who love to watch men burn

Somali was a car crash in slow motion

theres just ONE recorded instance of him having some actual introspection.

He admitted he needs to stop drinking

That guy 1000% wasn't right in the head doing all this shit dude.

All a joke, to the very end, it was kind of sad to watch.

Hes been socked in the face, followed even.

Just deeper, and deeper.

I don't know why anyone took him under their wing.

Guy is a living liability, and sole purpose is to be a menance to everyone around him.

[vagrant fox]

I assume there's audience overlap for the streamers who harass people in multiplayer games

Somekind of chronically online type

[opaque junco]

oh well

[raven stone]

https://www.wargamer.com/warhammer-40k/ian-watson-obituary

Shit

[fervent geode]

RIP

[opaque coyote]

RIP

[plush mason]

https://tenor.com/view/pour-one-out-so-long-bye-bye-gif-19569425

[daring creek]

can genestealers be sus'd out by psykers

[vagrant fox]

I think something like that happens in a Ciaphas Cain novel

Or maybe it was a genetic screening

[heady rivet]

Dog sleeping so heavy like she just got done with a long day of being pampered and being my little freeloader

[vagrant fox]

you should pull a spoonyone

[heady rivet]

?

[vagrant fox]

the kids these days

one of the early youtube reviewer types, crashed out hard and became a lolcow

but he had a twitter where he larped as his dog to hit on women

[heady rivet]

Okay what now

[vagrant fox]

alternatively you can take it as a drive into a car and blame the other party

-2

i'm gonna watch mark vincible

[heady rivet]

Did it work

[vagrant fox]

no

[heady rivet]

Wait

[vagrant fox]

He got worse

[heady rivet]

Isnt he the guy

Who ate everything

[vagrant fox]

no

He screamed about XCOM 2

[vagrant fox]

ok thragg is cool

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/acqxxwsw/corax-swoops-in-with-a-new-joytoy-figure/

thanks hadron, look at this huge dork

[solid horizon]

why does he look like a 90s rockstar

[heady rivet]

Wtf I love Corax now

[vagrant fox]

Probably the same kind of nonce

[rancid cove]

Still no Night Lords
Goddamnit JoyToy

[wintry scarab]

Anyone know if the firewarrior game is playable on steam? Or do i need to install mods for it to work?

[celest dome]

Wouldn't it be more effective to look at the Steam forum page of Firewarrior ?

[rose thorn]

How do they white wash someone with negative melanin

[heady rivet]

Actually when you launch the game they show an image of a mirror that shows a clown and then blow up your GPU by opening 100k instances of Google Chrome

[vagrant fox]

He just looks like the Neil Roberts cover art

[rancid cove]

People say Corax looks like Curze but I don't think he's even pale like him nor share the void black eyes

[vagrant fox]

He's described as having both, depicted another way

[rose thorn]

Corax explicitly is shown to have black eyes and pale skin, not as nearly as pale as Cruze but still really pale

[fervent geode]

Yeah he has both

Curze notes it too

[rancid cove]

I see

[fervent geode]

Libators, Mortifactors are weirdos, Fire Hawks are assholes

Astral Claws were probably UM successors as per Huron so add them to the asshole list

[opaque coyote]

I am awake at 5 am

Because my fucking stomach and bowels decided to hurt

Around 4

And now I am shitting on the toilet

Wide awake

And I'm debating on whether it's worth it to go back to sleep

Or just fully get up atp

Pain

[solid horizon]

nurgle's blessing

[raven stone]

Sleep more if you can

[timid pasture]

Give in to Nurgle and the pain will stop

[daring creek]

Rest ye

[rancid cove]

Twitter account got perma suspended

Fuck my chud ass life

[daring creek]

Same

Less furry porn...sad...

[rancid cove]

I think I give up on trying to create new accounts as well

[daring creek]

Only one of them got shot

So im ok

[rancid cove]

F my commission artist that i paid half

[raven stone]

You lot still use Twitter/X :p?

I actually never used it lol

Back then I didn't feel my life was worth showing off...

[rancid cove]

I used it to follow funny meme pages and artists

Now I'll just migrate to Instagram

[raven stone]

A wise move

[storm jungle]

How, what did you do

[raven stone]

Instagram is relatively more sane

[rancid cove]

I am fairly sure it was a chud talking about Emperor being represented as a god which means hes good that mass reported me
I replied back "Never read a Black Library novel in his life"
Next day, account suspended
Twitter wont accept my appeal

Truly a cursed platform

[storm jungle]

Bruh

and i report chud accounts and nothing happens

checks out

[rancid cove]

I reported a guy called "ir*ape(insert hard r)" (no censors) for his username and he didnt get banned

[heady rivet]

I have a twitter exclusively to open links people send me. My profile still has a pfp from a bit I was doing for Halloween like four years ago

[storm jungle]

Yeah glad i never make any replies or comments and just use the site entirely for "viewing" purposes, thats so fucked

[rancid cove]

Twitter is a platform for the absolute mentally ill

[storm jungle]

tbh thats every site

twitter just allows you to be more vocal lol

[raven stone]

Instagram is a bit more sane

[heady rivet]

Get yo asses on Tumblr and reblog my flop posts

[rancid cove]

Should've done that now I shall pay the crimes for being an actual moral person

[rancid cove]

Well most of them don't allow actual nazi speech

Worst part is Twitter won't even fucking say what I did wrong they just say "yup we reviewed it and u did actually break the rules!"

[daring creek]

See the thing is X protects those guys

The endwokeness account has exclusion from X rules

As well as dozens of other blatant nazi accounts

[storm jungle]

yeah twitter has gone full lax due to Muskrat

they legit actually took action in the past for this shit

[valid needle]

Yes the chaos gods are very good, very good gods, they cannot be evil beings from literal hell no they are gods.

[daring creek]

Inb4 elon says he wants america like the Imperium

[rancid cove]

Are you misinterpreting what was said or

[rancid cove]

The nazis maybe did win

[storm jungle]

Bro he does this every time

WHOS SAYING CHAOS GODS ARE NOT EVIL

[valid needle]

No I’m taking his statement and disproving it because the chaos gods are gods and they aren’t good.

Mfs i am trolling him this time

That’s it I’m going back to trolling Dilara

[storm jungle]

Ive memorised this because you always say this then add "Slaanesh is also a god of grape" and the automod always picks it up

LMFAO

[rancid cove]

I think this isnt a troll anymore its just an act that people just goes "sighs there he is again..."

[storm jungle]

Nah Corswain is good

hes just pedantic about some points

we all have our moments

[rancid cove]

[valid needle]

I’m just a lovable but good meaning marine chud

[rancid cove]

Not me I am perfect forever perfect -said all the Angels of Sanguinius before getting their head smashed

[daring creek]

I agree with corswain. The chaos gods are the good guys

[rancid cove]

Everyone is the good guys if you're brain damaged

[daring creek]

The genestealers are the greatest guys

[rancid cove]

Ok now you sound like Trump

[daring creek]

WHAT

KEK

[valid needle]

Excellent guys

[rancid cove]

THE GENESTEALERS ARE THE GREAT GUYS GREATEST GUYS EVER

[daring creek]

Mf DONT MAKE ME READ IT IN HIS VOICE

[rancid cove]

I HAD A TALK WITH THE PATRIARCH HE WAS SUCH AN EXCELLENT PAL

[valid needle]

I just got off a zoom call with missus and EREBUS and he’s such a great guy a good guy.

I was thinking wow that Erebus such a beautiful man

[rancid cove]

I can imagine all the hand movements hes doing mid talk

The MJ pose

And the lips

👄

[storm jungle]

"I know these gene guys relaly great gene guys!"

[daring creek]

The genestealers oh the genestealers very fine people yes infact just yesterday I was on the phone with one and they said I was blessed by the f two armed emperor yes very nice people

[storm jungle]

"everyone on their cult tells me im great!"

ITS LITERALLY how people manipulate him lmao

[rancid cove]

They are VERY essential to the Imperium, they make us some good genes- very good genes if you ask me-

[daring creek]

[valid needle]

The imperium voted for Biden so the United States of America is declaring war on the imperium. Bye bye imperium bye bye.

[daring creek]

Killing myself realizing my dad talks kind of like trump

This explains

A lot

[rancid cove]

If your parents talk like him or agree with him I think you should be legally allowed to dispose of them

[daring creek]

Repeating the same line of words

Glossing over

So many things

Proclaiming to be an expert

[daring creek]

It doesn't help my dad ONLY A TEENY TINY BIT looks like diddy

[quiet orchid]

[valid needle]

Guilliman voted for Kamala people the ultramarines are democrats, so the United States of America is now invading the imperial palace and I will be your new emperor people. Emperor Trump. Such a beautiful name.

[rancid cove]

"Ultramar is a very, very overestimated PLANET in the Imperium, yes. People say that the Ultima segmentum is named after it but, personally i dont see anything special. I would know, im an expert on these kinds of things."

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/blade-runner2049-blade-runner-angry-god-damnit-confused-gif-15118091

[rancid cove]

"We the united states is invading all the 500 worlds, yes 500 such a big number. We can take all of them, very easily with my new friends, very good looking people- three arms, very purple! I love purple, such a good color, my favorite color"

[daring creek]

No one (besides my dunderhead dad) thinks hes intelligent. Hes just a bumbling idiot atp

It needs to be true

[rancid cove]

A lot of magacultists do and it scares me a bit

[storm jungle]

this is shit people in-universe say 1:1 btw 🥀

[quiet orchid]

"We not doing that anymore, ill gave this worlds more 3 days"

[rancid cove]

3 days later and he revokes his statement of ever wanting to invade the 500 planets

[quiet orchid]

Mid imperialist

[rancid cove]

Which makes it even more believing he would also pile on Ultramar

[rancid cove]

True imperialists wouldn't back down and be virus bombed from existence

[quiet orchid]

Thats why mid

[celest dome]

If the US is the Imperium, are European the Eldars ? Arrogant, haughty, and most of their problems stem from old stuff they did

[rancid cove]

Probably

Orks are just hooligans which is a different type of british

[celest dome]

I regret making this comparison and do not wish to put Orks next to a real life community
Unless it's the Brits cause the Brits deserve that treatment

[daring creek]

As a colored person.

[solid horizon]

it's ok games workshop already does it

[daring creek]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH

[celest dome]

Cause GW has balls that I do not wish to have

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/waaagh-orks-40k-dawn-of-war-warhammer-gif-4477293119107707240

If its who I'm gonna be. Its who I'm gonna be. And it's gonna be fucking awesome

[rancid cove]

Orks are literally hooligans

Tau would be asia i think?

[rancid cove]

Greenskinz foreva!

[storm jungle]

Yeah Ian has a video covering it

like they are one to ONE hooligans

down to literally just fighting for fightings sakes post-football games lol

he says IRL hoolies sometimes literally just fought even after their team won a game for the "laugh" and "fun" of it, so its really obvious once he reveals it

[rancid cove]

Plus the ork arent famous for their good dental care

[storm jungle]

Yea lol

[rancid cove]

Which again makes it much more plausible to be hooligans

[quiet orchid]

They're British?

[storm jungle]

its the same reason why early orks were nazi-coded

[rancid cove]

Because bri'ish

[storm jungle]

because a lot of hooligans were like uhh

skinheads or rightoids

[rancid cove]

Yeah hooligans is a slang for british ppl

[quiet orchid]

Oooh

[storm jungle]

It isnt 😭

[rancid cove]

Look im very bad at explaining things

Its a slang for a stereotype of british ppl

[storm jungle]

Nah its not

[rancid cove]

[storm jungle]

hooligans are football fanatics who love violence

[quiet orchid]

And im very bad in uderstanding english

So that dont help

[storm jungle]

its why hooligan became a term for "person that makes trouble"

[quiet orchid]

[rancid cove]

I thought hooligans were the slang for the british ppl who did that because people call it other stuff on their countries

But i guess it makes sense

[storm jungle]

Yeah nah it went from football zealots to troublemakers

[rancid cove]

So its british version of "punk"

[storm jungle]

nah thats different

punks are anti-establishment

[quiet orchid]

Yeah

[storm jungle]

hooligans are just brawlers that get mad at football games

hold on ill get the timestamp

[rancid cove]

Im just stupid then

[quiet orchid]

British its more like, heil the Queen, so punk isnt a good description for them

[heady rivet]

Its like 75 degrees and raining HARD because God hates me. Thats 24 degrees for you celcius users.

[storm jungle]

https://youtu.be/Vt1ARLfsUEI?t=749

here you go, timestamped

[rancid cove]

Imperium - US
Orks - Hooligans
Tau - asia?
Eldar - europe

[vagrant fox]

Hooligans were everywhere in Europe, it wasn't limited to Britain

[rancid cove]

[storm jungle]

Tau is Asia/UN

Eldar are too diverse

they are like uhh

Celtic, Hindu, Japanese, Greek, etc

[green loom]

Craftworlds are doomsday preppers

[quiet orchid]

Wth its tau

[rancid cove]

I see i see

[copper island]

the imperium would be the entirety of NATO

[green loom]

The Imperium are your average imperialist power

[rancid cove]

Blue people with no nose and advanced high tech

With shit like mechas and laser weapon that destroys tanks

[quiet orchid]

Voldermort if he was a smurf?

[green loom]

Banner goes hard

[rancid cove]

Yes

[heady rivet]

Tau make me punch myself in the peanits

[rancid cove]

Thanks i made it yesterday in 1 minhte

[green loom]

I hope we get new battlesuits soon

The twins are awesome

[heady rivet]

Now make a Necromunda banner

[copper island]

eldars would be the arabian peninsula

[rancid cove]

I will make a banner for my warband actually do you know any sites to help with this

[heady rivet]

How much did the Saudis pay you to say that

[daring creek]

Greenkanda 4evar

[heady rivet]

No

[storm jungle]

Eldar ironically have zero middle-eastern influence actually

[rancid cove]

Die

[quiet orchid]

Do it in pixlr

[copper island]

the saudi arabian prince knows exactly what i need

[copper island]

that reeks!

[heady rivet]

Dubai "chocolate"...

[storm jungle]

👎

[rancid cove]

I mean a good picture/symbol finder to use

Editing site i already have one

[heady rivet]

Google.com/images

[rancid cove]

Just need places to find shit to put into the banner

[copper island]

godddd the gulf states fucking suck

[rancid cove]

I will kill you slowly and rip off every finger nail and teeth from you

[copper island]

yk what the imperium would be the gulf states

and israel

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1489667906068287508/Palatine_Impressed.gif

[copper island]

cultureless miasma of capital

[quiet orchid]

Just search it, no?

[copper island]

VICTIM!!!!

israeli twitter is so fucking cooked

every time I hit translate on a hebrew tweet it's like hitler himself appearing in my bedroom and hitting me to death with the original copy of the Mein Kampf whilst giving a nuremberg speech

[copper island]

LOL

😭

[heady rivet]

7 minutes until this class starts and I am the ONLY person here

I hate this

Please god do not let this be 1-on-1 with my professor

[celest dome]

That sound like an antisemitic joke

[rose thorn]

I agree lol

[daring creek]

holy shit

[heady rivet]

Oh my GOD its literally just me and him

[daring creek]

Interesting

Honestly

thats bullshit I would do ngl

[celest dome]

Establish dominance

Take over the class

[daring creek]

if its one thing the internet has taught me, its that vileness is never exclusively perpetuated by any singular group

everyones fucked lmao

[rose thorn]

jesus christ lmao

[copper island]

the zionist propaganda machine and it's consequences on a disenfranchised diaspora

[rancid cove]

Right wing people arent good in the head at all man

[copper island]

you must be white and blond and aryan to play wokehammer 🤬

[heady rivet]

The entire world?

[quiet orchid]

So were you teaching me more

[daring creek]

Honestly

pink shirt wojak has a point

early warhammer gets kind of, racey. I just got the vibes of it being a little bit. weird.

yaada yadda same as i said b4

[copper island]

not really
what im talking about is that Israel has taken everything beautiful about jewish culture and weaponized it until there remains nothing free of the brutal machine of capital and war

[valid needle]

NATO isn’t fascist enough

Imperium would be Americans

[summer mural]

So

About that thragg guy

[copper island]

NATO would be akin to the subjected colonies and hive worlds of the imperium in the sense of that they are being exploited by the americans while also collaborating with the americans

[storm jungle]

Would you like your form?

[summer mural]

I feel like

[storm jungle]

Empty?

[copper island]

this guy is very cool

[vagrant fox]

Thragg is him, no one has ever been more him than Thragg

[summer mural]

I just witnessed the best superman villain that never made it into superman

[valid needle]

Damn I love the imperium

[copper island]

of course you do.......................................

[copper island]

i have never watched invincible or have read the comics but i see the edits about him on insta and he has so much aura

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

Its a good show, watch it

legit peak superhero media

[valid needle]

I LOVE BATHROBES I LOVE BATHROBES I LOVE BATHROBES