#40k-lore-chat
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Don’t insult Word Bearers like that istg
1000000 daemon engines to israel
But forgiveness and love don’t let you stir up hatred and fear to exploit politically
They actually have a religion and stick to it
200% more like
They go against everything he said and make up shit with his name
what if jesus became dark jesus
oh shit that's the antichrist
heresy jesus basically
False Jesus
Kirkguinius
Cheney Engines
Anything y'all can tell me about rogue traders
I used to think rogue trader was spelled rock trader
Basically rich Imperial Nobles with the right to traverse the galaxy as they please and colonise and bring in worlds for the Imperium and their dynasty
Many of the oldest rogue trader houses received their warrants of trade from the emperor or his primarchs
The only people who can give them out now are the high lords
How often are people made rogue traders now? How much authority do they have?
Not very often, and they have quite a bit of authority, they can basically do as they please in many cases as long as they don’t rebel or get too heretical
As many Warrants are given out as there needs to be for the story
True
They'll probably be used for another commission 
Who is this man
The section doesn't go into much detail, so how do sanctioned Xenos work?
He's nice. Munda really has some neat lore
Rogue Trader likes a Xeno. They declare they are working for them. Imperium will allow that Xeno to not be purged on sight as they're under the Rogue Traders protection. The in-universe wording and Imperial cope is that the Rogue Trader is in charge and the Xeno is a dumb sucker but in practice its a mutual business deal
People of power (usually Inquisitors and Rogue Trader) issue special papers that are saying "This Xenos belong to me, don't kill it".
Some time you have such Xenos still get killed cause most Imperials are kind of mad
Seethe all you want necromunda man my OC will have beautiful commissions
Make a Munda OC
Make a spyrer
Make a Cawdor
No
Necromunda Pusher thinks they're on top until Vitamunda Puller walks in
Failson Helmawr, 28th cousin
Nuh uh
He gained great fame for killing his half 33rd cousin Faildaughter Helmawr
How the hell are orks a sanctioned Xenos species
They're not
They...shouldn't be.
Minor Xenos individuals might be given sanctioned status if they are employed by, say, a Rogue Trader
but that is pretty much the only exceptional case I could think of
There are no "Sanctionned Xenos Species", its always small groups or individuals
They were for rogue traders, I meant
Which surprised me
Well ok, for Rogue Traders, they are individuals who are given the right to pretty much act beyond the Imperial Creed
But again, they can probably only get away with an individual Ork
The occasional singular Ork that somehow gets convinced. Its a matter of "I can get you a GREAT fight if you hang out with me"
if we go by the FFG books
I want to know how a rogue trader even managed to get an ork into their retinue
I mean to be fair 40k is a huge place, nothing is quite impossible, so running into a lone Ork that is open to be employed by a Rogue Trader is the least strange thing
Those are HARDLY ever convinced of following someone that is not a part of the greenskin
Probably but its just very very very unlikely
Maybe said RT killed something harder/bigger than said Ork
Ork Freeboota (only real ones that can work)
Blood axes exist as well, so its definitely not too out there
Can’t believe Marvel Rivals made the new hero pay to win smh
They're mercs that really are in for the money
I feel like it's less of "I'm your boss, listen to me!" And more of "I can give you cool shit if you kill this guy for me"
you pay to get one of her abilities using a new currency she gains from killing people

Yeah but usually an ork would just... kill both and walk away with the cool shit
Cause an Ork you can communicate with I'd probably already a pretty smart Ork
"Big fight and big gun" would sway a decent amount of Orks
If you can communicate with them they're probably smart enough to know you don't have that shit on you
True, but a big crowd of rowdy orks would be hard to control
Give em a free sample by shooting one of them 
Point in vague direction of enemy and yell "Get em"
Yknow
Last but not least, beating a different Ork hard enough will always earn you some respect.
See: Commissar Yarrick XD
I just came up with a perfect way to command orks
Just have an Ogryn with you
Make the orks think they're in charge
And also Dawn of War Retribution shows how one bribes Orks
with promises of big battles
the Inquisitor outright bargains with the Warboss with like "look, if you beat up the Chaos Marines, I will station [x] number of Guard regiments at [location] for you to fight"
Do you think an Ogryn could boss around orks?
And a Rogue Trader can hit em with "If you stand around and look big and mean for me NOW I can drop you off on a nasty war world LATER"
Bully ogryn bossing around some Ork Boyz because he's strong enough to be considered a Nob
They prob kill the ogryn for being un orky, the only to command them as far as I know is to tell them there’s a good fight to be had and fuck off before they turn on you
If the ogryn is mean and bad enough to sound like a Nob maybe
Nah tbh, they know when something isn't an ork
Doubt it, they’d lack the brutal cunning (TM) and die
If something is fishy just sense it as non-orky
Paint an ogryn green and theyll not its funny business and just kill him
Or the Ogryn just thrashes the orks, which still isn't a solution but probably just as funny

Depends on the ork
If there are nobs there the big man is cooked
What does a finished imperial agents army look like?
Like a grey knight army or a deathwatch army
You forgot SoB
A mix of SoB, Grey Knigth, Death Watch, Imperial Navy breachers
Maybe a Knight for anti tank
Orks inherently do not work as "sanctioned xenos"
literally any human being seeing you with one try to kill him and you
its like walking around with a gorilla except its super racist and responsible for like thousands of genocides lol
Random bullshit go
🤷♀️
What
That's just what the link I was sent told me
and that link was from? 
This @storm jungle
they look like they are going to burn a mad scientist
Yeah thats as mercenaries
you bribe them and tell them to go kill something
Probably are lol
which is about as damning lol
oh wait sisters in the bunch ? I NEED TO KILL
Rogue Traders aren't normal people, they have a special "I can do what I like" badge
Yeah and thats why most of them end up dead
Then you fuck off or hope they got weakened enough for you to kill off
^
It labels them as sanctioned, I thought that meant they were hired
Yeah again same thing.
you cannot have an ork stand around in an imperial ship
their very presence can spread spores
and doom your fucking vessel
Heh. Green gorilla... Beast Boy....
lmao
so basically orks are pretty much gremlins
they are vermin, doesnt matter
no, now get out
yes ma'am
Being Sanctioned means they get branded on like their face or other visible location, it allows them to set foot on Imperial Worlds without being executed but only when they are standing beside the Rogue Trader who Sanctioned them
Yeah but even then an ork is a death sentence
Not necessarily branded
they are literally "kill on sight"
also yeah you can just "decree" one is sanctioed
Just holding special icons and stuff
and just have them carry a medal or a pin
can orks be servitorized or are they too dumb
doesnt matter to me
THere is a Gobbo minaiture of one

who
wants to fuck xenos

Lmao wow, paint scheme hard carries the theme huh
Like tying the army together
Ye lmao, if they’d done the order of the bloody rose or smth for the SoB it would be a true random bullshit go
Can y'all tell me anything about the tempestus scions
Fitting for random bullshit the faction
Imperial Elite Troops
All trained in the Schola Progeniums
ODST of warhammer tldr
Actually
The best of the best
It seems like you branch into agents of the imperium if you have one of the 3 armies in it lol
4?
Are they cooler than space marines
Yea
Arbites, Sororitas, Grey Knights, Ecclesiastical personnel, Assassin Temples, Imperial Navy/Rogue Trader retinue, Deathwatch
Yeah
literally anything is cooler than space marines
By far
How common are they
More common than Astartes, but not very common unless they are needed
What constitutes them being needed?
chaos space marines
An elite strike force is needed to break the enemy line, defend a vital target or perform spec ops
literally anything is cooler than them too tbh
true
Basically they are good at just about anything
thats why they are not in my CSM army
The only good ones are the edgy ones
I mean CSM are the "hell yeah lets go to waaaaar" factino
you can't complain about edginess in an universe such as warhammer 40k
I’ll take what I can get for edgy semi vampiric monsters in 40K
And no not trash bangle mutants
Is the answer to avoid Ork fungus just burning them or is there a bypass for it
no
There’s like no way to fully get rid of it besides burning/toxing everything or Exterminatus
sadge
Burning everything yea
and even then spores migth survive
they are a literal plague lol
A shroom plague
ultimate weapon
The Old Ones were cooking
CAN I GET A FUCKING YEE HAW 🗣️ 🔥
I see, cool
just use disinfectant
basically even if you miss some batch of spores in some spot orks will appear in a few years
Yes you can, there are limits to edge
That doesn’t work on irl Shrooms neither💀
no
there is no such thing as grimderp
When you find rich people eating babies IRL there really isnt yea
some people are literally addicted to murder
It’s just slow or fast murder
Maybe too edgy is the wrong thing to use
that's bad to the bone, different flavor of edge
This is tartaros armor, yeah? Might save this for incoming commissions
Literally to the bone
The issue is when things being edgy overrides literally every elements cause it's trying too hard to be cool
Yeap
Ty.
Contekar are Tarta termis
Warhammer was written by nerds for nerds, what you see is what you get
I shitted
Really was taken by nurgle
I can't believe I get to tell everyone I'm helping make an R- Rated Bloodborne Animated Movie
Announcement: https://variety.com/2026/film/news/bloodborne-video-game-r-rated-animated-movie-adaptation-sony-cinemacon-1236720936/
Edited By: https://www.youtube.com/@treyyates

Bruh
Can’t wait for yamimash to make a danganropa movie
First Markiplier with Iron Lung, then Glitch with Digital Circus’s finale, and now THIS???
You don’t hate Amazon enough
Crazy that they added the Amazon stocks code
Remind me to never consider working for Amazon
Litteral manufactorum workers
^
They will keep doing this as long as you keep turning your bacl
not even exaggerating
A few more warehouses need to be set on fire it seems
Apathy is global.
Nothing ever happens.
Such a convenient and successful site built upon the most horrendous labors and worker’s rights infractions ever
honestly what's funny about this is that both Mark and Sean went to Corridor Digital to like learn stuff lol, I remember when Mark was straight up employed there for like a year
fuckin insane I tell you
I watched Iron Lung, it was great all things considered
Because people are cucked beyond belief and would rather virtue signal rather than bring meaningful change
yeah he learned a lot and even more so while making it
well yeah lol
Iron Lung is genuinely very good
Its easy to bark, it aint easy to bite
I miss 2010 amazon when I could have books for cheap
Kreia would unironically defend Amazon, and lambast the workers
Can’t believe Mark was secretly dating the director’s wife though smh
can't believe it 💔
She would praise Amazon for being ruthlessly efficient, and bash the workers for being stupid enough not to unionize or rise up
I still will never know what this chick was yapping about
You would still gain, then lose Influence with her anyway
Watch one of the few YT 3 hour long essay on kotor
Even then
Im gonna google
lmao
aint got time for that hit
She is literally Nietzsche
||INFLUENCE LOST: KREIA||
There is no good choice
its like the Architect from the Matrix, says the most basic shit but yaps for 10m using big words
Morathi is a cool choice
Be more like Tricky the Clown
Morathi is gooning, more simple
id follow her over kreia
Media Literacy preachers whent is actually time to be literate and read past the dialogue as it is

Reddit is to the left

I got banned from reddit 6 times so far
also coming from the guy saying "40k should not be political"
It will and always has been
It is its own contained setting
The only matrix that matters is the first one
You are entitled to your opinion as i am to mine
Is the second one any good when Agent Smith becomes a virus?
lmao
Yeah
also does the goofy ass laugh
I dont want another dead IP because it got ruined by modern political pushing
kill the force, use your free will, don't rely on others because it makes you weak is vaguely the gist of it
They are all good movies but imo the first one is the best and would work as a stand alone
Oh that reminds me, is anyone gonna actually go see The Mandalorian and Grogu?
Like every other flopped woke movie or game?
not me lol
there it is
always with the "woke" shit
People arent as stupid as you make them out to be
Did bro use woke unironically
Whos "you"
Dilara am I dreaming or did he say woke unironically
Dictatorships are current day issues?
He did lol
I did, yeah. You go woke, and you go broke. We saw the femstodes disaster
It will happen to 40k eventually
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Instantly sold out
AAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
They havent btw
GW HAD LITERAL SPIKES IN FUNDING AFTER FEMSTODES
I'm more mad that I missed buying it
MY FRIEND COULD LITERALLY NOT BUY THEM DUE TO BEING OUT OF STOCK
LMAO
They are still available 3 weeks after
YEA
me when restock
Because its been fucking over more than 3 months since they made the announcement
you fucking numpty
LMAO

Bro the fucking chart skyrocketed after they got announced
Mf did realky say they went broke
Because all the blackrock money funneled in

Dumbass
Omg bro you cannot be for real
You are not a real human being
Sure pal, as you say
not from the server
I will never forget the custodes fans reaction to that codex, I quote:
"Yeah cool we got chicks now. Anyway THESE BOOK RULES SUCK."
As you can see, priorities lie elsewhere.
Mods would’ve gotten you like this
from discord 💀
Its not like 1348: Ex Voto didnt flop so hard that it only had 400 players out of the 250k wishlists
what does that mean
Nor that every disney movie recently has been a flop
My lurking paying off with another chud spotting 😭
Lets also toss in Acolyte too
they flop because they suck as movies
lol
My brother in christ they flopped because they lowered the quality of the effects
Acolyte was ok the SW chud fans just made it look worse than it was for no reason
They also fired all the good writers for aome reason
It failed. Simple as

Why hire people when AI write letters into words into sentences
Get some better examples next time.
Are you also gonna mention concord?
I mean we can also use cyberpunk, baldurs gate and many other medias that are woke and didnt go "broke"
But woke media almost consistently flops, exception being BG3, because it was well done
Lol
Lmao even
And Arcane. Which i throughly enjoyed
It really doesnt.
what even classifies as woke media
Yeah because it has girls kissing
Minorities
if it was men uh oh wokie
I'm.... woke media????
is bg3 really a woke game?....
We are... Charlie Woke....
Cp2077 was woke from the start, no one complained about it. We knew what we would get
Everyone is
Same with BG3
Lmao this guy
Literally every chud complained about the stuff they saw in the game
And Arcane, LoL has been progressive coded
DnD has always been that way (for the most part) since the start
"Progressive coded"
bg3 and cp2077 are woke?....
I didnt, i knew what i would get
Uhuh
Nvm
Bro got automodded 💀
the link text might have had something in it lol
Ah
Yeah, i am so sorry for not crying about where i could find a tradwife in a literal punk setting
that’s weird cause it was in the other server just fine
A what
Dude you should get your head out of 4chan
Its almost as if not everything appeals to everyone
I dont care
Okay? We do
Like i give a shit
what
Call me what you want, how much you want
dude take your meds
CP2077 is a punk setting, it should be woke
?????
you called him chud
40k hasnt been overtly political since 2nd ed
Woe, scoliosis upon ye
well i mean thats kinda hyperbolic and a strong thing to assume if you don't consume enough 40k lore
Y'all are just malding because there is pushback against your narcissistic view on media, wherein it should only be enjoyed by you, and people like you.
you'd have to do moe research
Dark rituals have revived lore chat
We arent malding
Cant scoliosis something that has no scoli to osis
its satire
Blessed be the day
I'm just CONFUSED lmfao
Learn to read.
And people who dont think like you are wrong, because of their inherent beliefs
God, the left is fucking insufferable
dude lost the custody of his kids and is taking it out on us 😭
FUCKING KNEW IT
But media SHOULD only be enjoyed by me
The imperium IS driven by hate
As such, modern politics HAVE NO PLACE in it
hello sir, i am a woke marxist leninist
Hey man how are them gas prices treating you?
Modern era started in the 19th century
Brother please, when was it the last time?
Woke up this morning.... got myself some... gabagool
Every time?
Unironically?
man I wonder what regime is in the modern erea
40k has been empire-jank since 2nd
Part of the issue with politics is that we separate ourselves into the left and right, rather than focusing on solving problems we all face
No it hasnt, learn to read some modern material
yeah the fucking stupid leftist are ruining warhammer
Such insight, but alas
What a fucking moron
lol
get his ass outta here
I was letting him talk for evidence

Dude
The moment he said the left fucking sucks I LOST IT
I was watching lmao
Me when I lose the custody of my kids and need to seethe to strangers online
Like I did not like him the moment he said "warhammer has never been political"
But I had to bait him a bit to be sure
I was watching too but my ban button doesnt work 😭
You truly are a master baiter Dilara
tbf he hasn't said anything like pro nationalist or pro nazi yet so idk if him only being a right winger is against the rules
Tbh its really not that hard
He literally has
Like rat to a cheese block
oh yeah true
I did see him post a genuinely antisemitic cartoon but I was at work so you know
Man he literally said "the left is fucking insufferable"
Instant red flag
can you shut the fuck up, im way more class concious then you'll ever be you radlib
if you've ever seen the "try mimicry " elden ring image but uh I quite like being on discord
I was gonna post that

Huh
Please spare my life oh great mods and powers above
Counterargument: Bass Pro Shop pyramid
Mb i was lowkey just laughing at the messages
I am a big dumb idiot, not a hateful person
Whats a radlib
is that from fallout
Dang
GLORY TO ATOM!
Feed them to the Rognarrs
I shouldve sent this to him
I didn't mean it
Its too late 😔

Anyway ill go make that ban log lol
Dang
No sympathy in Dilaras tyranny
You huys dont have automatic logs?
Lmao that sucks
because they can make appeals and say "nah i didnt do anything!"
Literally racist
Makes sense ig
I am sorry for my sins chat
You will be missed
radical liberal, like a self proclaimed "leftist" that believes in stuff like the democrat party, the EU, or social democracy, or literally just believes in a leftist belief thats basically liberal shit in practice like anarchism
Dibs on their stuff
Okay but what did I do
shut up wokey
is it because im a black templar


Obviously is because theres no such thing as a woke BLACK TEMPLAR smh smh
-# This is taking longer than I thought it would.
Are you the one getting banned or that other guy?
god damn it man i told you the debuff is strong
-# nothings happening btw
black templar pfp users have -80% reputation
Its a joke dummy
just give snommy a light punishment, she didn't mean it
Communism killed my grandma!!!
-# I accidently said a slur that got auto modded
Perhaps the only joke here is me 
thats unrelated
automod does that
Lmfao
lol
Oh
Automod once caught me for saying something that i dont even think its offensive
I'm being banned for being a cringe ROLEPLAYER, because people who ROLEPLAY in ROLEPLAYING GAMES are cringe
this isnt the Helldivers 2 discord, you wont get banned for saying random stuff
It's not the best because I can say Golgfag

Just say larper
Larp larp sahur
Hadron doesn't let you say shit
Larping is a different thing though?
It gets the point across
wtf is larping, new word
Most of the time when people hear larping they assume irl roleplay
Live action roleplay
Not a new word in the slightest

ive never heard it
The word has been taking a new different meaning as of late due to the rise in its usage
Larping traditionally is stuff like ren faires
Clearly you’ve never larped a good larping larp
Yeah but it's current use isn't even for roleplayers
The meaning of the word is changing it doesnt matter anyways
Average Viltrumite execution
Then just use poser like the other guy mentioned
It's for people who act like they're part of a community when they're not for clout
Untrue he didnt use the hitler salute hand
Are there any loyal ultramarine successors that are super shitty like the minotaurs or flesh tearers?
TF does roleplaying have to do with being a loser what
Sorry
Shitty like mean
I thought the term was a tourist? Too many damn terms to keep up with these days
Ultramarines
I said successors, silly goose
I made a joke about being banned for roleplaying because people for some reason think it's cringe

Novamarines
Basically all of them, the majority of a chapter doesnt act the same and theyre all mostly shitty people to normal humans
Theres just small exceptions within them
Wait I didn’t read the question
The average salamander is literally just burning any human alive if they are ordered to
Some might reconsider
The majority does not care
Lol
but the thing is poser hasen't changed, people are just making another word mean the same thing for other reason than laziness
Would an exarch beat up a marine?
Larper sounds funnier therefore people use it more and also because tiktok
TikTok is a plague upon us I swear
It is
Exarchs are basically marine sergeants+ so yes
I think people forget that space marines just dont feel emotions like humans do and cannot relate to them in 70% of shit
Memelore that Salamanders are good people has done incredible damage to the community
they are eldar captain equilavents
The Salamanders in its entirety do not care thwt much for civilians
Only some individuals inside of the chapter do
exarchs can beat marines yes, story contrivances aside
especially average exarch vs average marine
It kinda sucks because there's a lot of times space marines will beat characters they have no real right beating cause they're usually the focus
Which makes it hard to write something unbiased
Welcome to 40k its all like that
Cool thanks this isn't helpful
The focus of the book usually wins because the agenda is to push minis sale
You've given me this same answer like a dozen times when I've just been trying to make conversation
Could you please stop
does terminal ovekill push minis sales?..
well its a bunch of story stuff, marines are usually central to the narrative and you cant have your named marine lieutenant losing to some piddly warp spider exarch on his way to the final boss room to complete his heroic journey
etc
Yeah but it'd be cool if we got some neutral stories talking about both sides
That way they don't fall into the hole of
The Space Wolf assassin’s creed plunging onto a Skorpekh Lord and killing it with a knife
"our focus guy has to win cause he's the coolest cool guy"
Its not helpful but its the truth
shes being very much bluntly honest
You will learn the apathy of not caring and just doing your own thing like I did years ago, it sucks and is not worth dwelling on
Because thats just how it is, there is barely any consistency in 40k lore to hierarchy of shit because at the end of the day its just to push how X faction/character is because you will want to buy them
You are made to believe a single custodes can kill 10 marines without breaking a sweat
Yet Asterion Moloch made a custodian doubt he could do it
And hes just a marine in terminator armor
Who survived a nuclear explosion so strong it should've evaporized anything or anyone in there
^
theres a reason "It depends" is the ultimate answer.
Theres just so many factors to everything.
well, he is a named character, of course he survived
Its a tabletop setting drenched in comic book bullshit and reasoning all stemming from marketting aims and commercialism.
There is no real reason to attempt to power scale shit in 40k at all
So how do I write something that feels like it makes any semblance of sense
GW themselves discards power scaling all the time
Yap your ass off
Come up with any reason you think sounds plausible
Ask people and if they think it also sounds plausible, then its plausible
Have it make sense within the story
A named unhelmeted character could solo Abaddon in your story, it doesnt matter
Chances are this is gonna happen eventually or has already happened
Inside of canon lore
I miss the chud
same
I need someone to rage bait
What chud
40k is a setting where any reasoning or sense of power hierarchy is meaningless because GW themselves doesn't care for it
now we need to wait for another one
Just make shit up
Never noticed
Lorgar tanking a titan plasma shot despite being the
shittiest primarch at fighting
I hope it doesn't happen to me one day following a misunderstanding
You literally were not even in here
lmao
Clue ahh statement
Was it long ago
Yeah like last week iirc
To be fair primarchs are just extremely resilient despite Lorgar being the weakest
But he shows one was enough to get him off his feet
The stomp was gonna finish him off if it wanst for Angron
Sometimes when I paint I leave this channel open
He did psyker nonsense, it makes sense within the context of the story and that he can't die
Ah, might've been there but I might have been painting and did indeed not notice
🫡
Painting can be so absorbing sometimes
Am I the chud
chudik
We're all chuds here since we all like 40k
THE CHUDING NEVER ENDS
act like a chud think like a woke
Born to be a chud forced to woke
||is the ultramarine banging the commissar||
no the commissar is crying
Slaneesh has blessed that marine with the ability to enjoy carnal pleasures
Ultrabackshots
😭
I’m right here king
He marneusing his calgar
You are a different breed of chud
chudstartes
more like Darkangolo of the Rock tbh
Brother marlboro
Excuse me sir it is called the Angelicasta
Also what is this marinechud reunion
Angelipasta?
the chaoschud convention is over there
Which chaos god is the biggest chud
This is the knight aesthetic space marine chud convention
The Emperor
Well
We got an ordo malleus chud here
Khorne has zero chud qualities
Legally he is not a chaos god YET
he literally wants to kill everything
this isnt some prejudice
Rated E for Everyone
No he’s very chud coded an based
Tbh, if we go with the definition of "Troll", then its Tzeentch
Chud is a generalized term of disparagement used somewhat synonymously with fool, troll, and jerk, to suggest that someone (usually a man) is rude/boorish/regressive/unintelligent/etc. In online political discourse, chud is often used specifically as a left-wing insult for someone (again, usually a man) on the far right.
The emperor is a chud
We already claim him yous can’t have him
Khorne doesn't really strike me as this
"usually a man" is the most accurate part
Too late he belongs to the chudastartes of the imperium of chud now and we’re not giving him up
Chudettes exist alas
Yeah, hence the "usually" part
Absolutely
This is a defence that list alike of putting a suicide vest on your ViP
Blind and stupid hate is unfortunately a wide spread disease
Yeah cuz u lack ballz
Nuh uh...imnotafoid...
Imnotafoid ? What breed of nyd is that
Grey knights give me “queer homophobic person the fandom loves” vibes like Ego from Bluelock
No thats the BA
I don’t think BA are homophobic
I read it extremely wrong mb
Those are the Black Templars
I just think theyre kinda cool
That was the "as long as they like marines" disclaimer
The chaos equivalent of black templar phase would be night lords
They're conceptually neat but the fans are insufferable
Kill her
Is happening to society
Thats like every fandom ever
I really want to
Dig your hand in her guts and pull her viscera out
Yeah exactly
Kid named Funger
Me when the primarch and my legion are named after a gay poet and his gay poem about homosexuality and our base is named after a gay bar
"closeted" Like he doesn't have a big fucking fire on his back
Homophobic 40k fans still cope about this one
Like you
All DA lack are leather daddies
Big E deserved to die ngl
Every Warhammer fan is gay for someone or another
Hell they might be gay for the vehicles
Everyone in 40k did except Erebus he did nothing wrong
Fulgrim when talking about the White Scars:
erebus is the only straight guy in 40k
Every warhammer fan is on the mental and the sexual spectrum
Those are the same spectrum for Warhammerinians
I was gonna say Russ but hed sleep with anyone after a beer or two
russ sleeps with beer
Talking about Russ
I was playing space marine 2 yesterday
And I used the Space Wolf voice for my Luna Wolves cosplay on my assault
And i swear to everything i hold sacred on this earth that motherfucker literally went "AWOOOOOO" when I used my jump pack
I am not joking
Yeah he does that, he's having fun
Dude its hilarious i got jumpscared when I heard it
BABY I’M PREYIN’ ON YOU TONIGHT 🗣️ 🔥
Like I found out recently they have different voice lines for when their abilities are ready or for when they use it depending on the class and i wanted to test it on space wolf
The fucking "awooo" got me
UWUUUUUU
@storm jungle https://youtu.be/EUt0oU4SHpQ?si=Y6f5_G2C-tiU217W start watching at 7:18
A sneak peek for the upcoming DLC Voice Pack: This includes the Voicewheel and Ability voice lines for The Black Templar, Blood Angel and Space Wolf.
==Timestamps==
00:00 Black Templar (Voicewheel)
01:12 Black Templar (Abilities)
03:06 Blood Angel (Voicewheel)
04:09 Blood Angel (Abilities)
05:54 Space Wolf (Voicewheel)
07:08 Space Wolf (Abi...
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THE MOST GOOFY ASS "AWOOO" TOO
AWROOOOOOOO
Ogryn Awrroo >>> SW Awrroo
We do. Their names are Interrogator Chaplain.
It’s not named after a gay bar that’s memelore
I checked, there are zero gay bars in Nottingham named The Rock. I double checked.
The space wolves are just the emprahs puppy girls
Space wolves are a satirical take on furries we know.
wdym "satirical"
It used to be the luna wolves but
Warhammer is very nuanced
They're big E's ebony bestial vikings
Furry chapter
lion and dark angels?
COFFEE THATS WHAT MY CITY OF SIGMAR CAN BE THEMED ON
Being gay?
yes but I haven't seen anything about the gay bar actually being real
Why isn't khorne as interested in the space wolves as he is the blood angels?
Because the wolfs are too stupidly loyal
Like stupidly so
And also because the BA are more brutal and efficient than the wolfs
Ironic that they were named the wolves since they're so loyal and the warhounds were the ones to rebel
Well to be fair the warhounds got turned into basically lobotomites after the nails
So
Khrone got pissed off at blood angels and nurgle is kinda idolizing them now (because he can cure their curse)
Khrone is more into space wolves now (especially because their chapter master literally casually owns a greater demon of khorne)
I was watching a major kill video and he in passing called erebus a pedophile. What's up with that? Is that real?
What
Major kill makes stuff him, he is calling him that because Erebus is a priest
And like evil
You mean the axe?
The axe doesnt even have a daemon on it
Or does it
I forgot
Wasnt it just wielded by a champion of Khorne?
Allegedly Khorne made it
Nah MK is kinda a jackass
Not even kinda
Lmao
When Grimnar hit Magnus with the Axe Khorne laughed and had a merry time
Logan leapt. The double-headed power axe slammed into Magnus's chest, shattering arcane wards and piercing his breastplate to bite deep. In the distance, thunder rumbled long and loud. Only the psykers present heard it for what it was – the laughter of the Blood God himself."
Huge lmbo moment in lore
Either way Khorne takes what he can get, he just really wants/ed the Blood Angels
Ka'Bandha remains eternally in the cuck chair however

Defeated twice by the blood bois
hey what realm should a city of sigmar that maeks luwak coffee go, ghryan is the most obvious so i think no on that front
Aqshy no question lol
really?
true, but the coffee is half digested by an animal
well also
their realmstone is liek lava dragon poo
Oh yeah then ghyran lol, imagine all the kinds of coffee seeds you can get from fantasy animals
its also the "middle east desert realm" so lol
aqshy for the hot drink vibe, ghyran would be mroe about the coffee, ghur would be more based on the beast, hysh and chamon would be like "academic coffee drinkers", ulgu has the "late night coffee to study and relax to", and then uhhh... shyish idk
to be fair every biome exists in every realm
yeah but still
indonesia is the main country known for the digested coffee thing, a country i am surely has been treated well by rich people..
Out of all countries you pick the one white people spiritually try to relate to?
literally yes
well rich people ran there because they were escaping comitting some of the worst crimes you can do against your fellow man
Lmao no
fair
The kids are sleeping on the streets in Kabukichou
麦克阿瑟 my most beloved
I should be an old white guy in China speaking with an American accent it's not fair
Coalition... roll out!
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Can't think of a country the obscenely rich haven't made worse tbh
monaco maybe
united arab emirates
quiet, optimucrates is speaking
i want the show to just suddenly deviate from the comics for no reason
would be funny
you're saying it like the socrates will be like "AHA, IM BAD NOW!!!!"
he's kind of a bad guy himself isn't he
all the show he wasnt
he did genocide a whole race
Act of self defence
Is killing a tyrant a good or bad thing
his motives aren't very altruistic from what i can tell
Good thing
genocide is bad sure but uhhh
when said race does NOTHING but genocide
they fucking deserve it lol
So if a whole society is full of tyrants then its an enormous good thing :)
and still does genocide after survival
i feel like thadeus is still viltrumite brained but he focuses his hatred on his species instead of others
^^^^^^^^
was gonna say this
The ultimate argument is what Alan said, after the virus Viltrumites could have changed
it's not like nolan who actually grew a conscience
i still cant get the thing
Thadeus embodies the viltrumite mindset without the racism
So yes
lol
viltrumites had billions even AFTER the purge of weak?
no no
the way he disregards the casualties after the planet gets surprise attacked is kinda grim
^
really shows his viltrumite side
Thadeus more then anything is a pragmatist
He would kill billions to save trillions
he can at least show some emotion about it
mfer he does nothing but fight, he doesnt get a moment lmao
when invincible kills the astronaut guy he feels like shit about it because he's actually human
He’s just working for the good guys
even if it might have been necessary



