#40k-lore-chat

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tough haven
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Like I’m not a Christian, but I’m pretty sure that shit just goes against 100% of Jesus’ teachings

fervent geode
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Don’t insult Word Bearers like that istg

solid horizon
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1000000 daemon engines to israel

tough haven
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But forgiveness and love don’t let you stir up hatred and fear to exploit politically

fervent geode
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They actually have a religion and stick to it

heady rivet
fervent geode
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They go against everything he said and make up shit with his name

solid horizon
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oh shit that's the antichrist

fervent geode
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Dark Jesus reviving Epstein

sharp pollen
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heresy jesus basically

fervent geode
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False Jesus

solid horizon
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who is this guy

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why is there heldrakes in the background

fervent geode
fervent geode
ripe forum
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Anything y'all can tell me about rogue traders

sharp pollen
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rich

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millionier

solid horizon
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I used to think rogue trader was spelled rock trader

fervent geode
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Basically rich Imperial Nobles with the right to traverse the galaxy as they please and colonise and bring in worlds for the Imperium and their dynasty

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Many of the oldest rogue trader houses received their warrants of trade from the emperor or his primarchs

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The only people who can give them out now are the high lords

ripe forum
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How often are people made rogue traders now? How much authority do they have?

fervent geode
heady rivet
rancid cove
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They'll probably be used for another commission NazrinHappi

hallow plover
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Who is this man

ripe forum
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The section doesn't go into much detail, so how do sanctioned Xenos work?

hallow plover
heady rivet
celest dome
rancid cove
fervent geode
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Make a spyrer

vagrant fox
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Make a Cawdor

rancid cove
ripe forum
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Necromunda Pusher thinks they're on top until Vitamunda Puller walks in

heady rivet
fervent geode
ripe forum
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How the hell are orks a sanctioned Xenos species

rancid cove
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They're not

raven stone
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They...shouldn't be.
Minor Xenos individuals might be given sanctioned status if they are employed by, say, a Rogue Trader

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but that is pretty much the only exceptional case I could think of

celest dome
ripe forum
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Which surprised me

raven stone
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But again, they can probably only get away with an individual Ork

heady rivet
raven stone
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if we go by the FFG books

rancid cove
raven stone
rancid cove
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Those are HARDLY ever convinced of following someone that is not a part of the greenskin

rancid cove
raven stone
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Maybe said RT killed something harder/bigger than said Ork

celest dome
outer wave
jade holly
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Can’t believe Marvel Rivals made the new hero pay to win smh

celest dome
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They're mercs that really are in for the money

ripe forum
jade holly
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you pay to get one of her abilities using a new currency she gains from killing people

rancid cove
ripe forum
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Cause an Ork you can communicate with I'd probably already a pretty smart Ork

heady rivet
ripe forum
outer wave
jade holly
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Give em a free sample by shooting one of them chadgryn

heady rivet
ripe forum
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Yknow

raven stone
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Last but not least, beating a different Ork hard enough will always earn you some respect.
See: Commissar Yarrick XD

ripe forum
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I just came up with a perfect way to command orks

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Just have an Ogryn with you

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Make the orks think they're in charge

raven stone
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And also Dawn of War Retribution shows how one bribes Orks

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with promises of big battles

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the Inquisitor outright bargains with the Warboss with like "look, if you beat up the Chaos Marines, I will station [x] number of Guard regiments at [location] for you to fight"

ripe forum
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Do you think an Ogryn could boss around orks?

heady rivet
rancid cove
fervent geode
rancid cove
hollow lantern
fervent geode
rancid cove
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If something is fishy just sense it as non-orky

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Paint an ogryn green and theyll not its funny business and just kill him

ripe forum
rancid cove
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Depends on the ork

fervent geode
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If there are nobs there the big man is cooked

rancid cove
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An ogryn could deal with maybe like what

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3 boyz?

rose thorn
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What does a finished imperial agents army look like?

hallow plover
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Like a grey knight army or a deathwatch army

rose thorn
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You forgot SoB

raven stone
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A mix of SoB, Grey Knigth, Death Watch, Imperial Navy breachers

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Maybe a Knight for anti tank

storm jungle
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Orks inherently do not work as "sanctioned xenos"

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literally any human being seeing you with one try to kill him and you

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its like walking around with a gorilla except its super racist and responsible for like thousands of genocides lol

fervent geode
storm jungle
ripe forum
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That's just what the link I was sent told me

storm jungle
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and that link was from? staregryn

sharp pollen
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racist gorillas...

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hell yeah

ripe forum
solid horizon
storm jungle
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you bribe them and tell them to go kill something

fervent geode
storm jungle
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which is about as damning lol

solid horizon
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oh wait sisters in the bunch ? I NEED TO KILL

rocky gale
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Rogue Traders aren't normal people, they have a special "I can do what I like" badge

storm jungle
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Yeah and thats why most of them end up dead

fervent geode
storm jungle
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^

ripe forum
storm jungle
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you cannot have an ork stand around in an imperial ship

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their very presence can spread spores

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and doom your fucking vessel

rancid cove
storm jungle
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lmao

solid horizon
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so basically orks are pretty much gremlins

storm jungle
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Gremlins arent spores

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so no

solid horizon
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they are vermin, doesnt matter

storm jungle
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no, now get out

solid horizon
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yes ma'am

rocky gale
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Being Sanctioned means they get branded on like their face or other visible location, it allows them to set foot on Imperial Worlds without being executed but only when they are standing beside the Rogue Trader who Sanctioned them

storm jungle
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Yeah but even then an ork is a death sentence

celest dome
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Not necessarily branded

storm jungle
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they are literally "kill on sight"

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also yeah you can just "decree" one is sanctioed

celest dome
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Just holding special icons and stuff

storm jungle
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and just have them carry a medal or a pin

solid horizon
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can orks be servitorized or are they too dumb

storm jungle
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they can be but theres no point

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its heretical

solid horizon
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doesnt matter to me

celest dome
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THere is a Gobbo minaiture of one

storm jungle
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thats a joke mini

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but yeah

storm jungle
solid horizon
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ma'am

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I am a heretic

storm jungle
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We arent talking about chaos

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so yeah

solid horizon
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yes but I was asking a question :(

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dont lynch me pls

storm jungle
sharp pollen
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astartes pfp wants to fuck with xenos

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huh

solid horizon
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who

crystal forum
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wants to fuck xenos

ripe forum
rose thorn
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Like tying the army together

fervent geode
ripe forum
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Can y'all tell me anything about the tempestus scions

fervent geode
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Fitting for random bullshit the faction

solid horizon
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true random bullshit go can be funny

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confusion for the enemy

fervent geode
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All trained in the Schola Progeniums

rose thorn
fervent geode
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Actually

rocky gale
rose thorn
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It seems like you branch into agents of the imperium if you have one of the 3 armies in it lol

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4?

ripe forum
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Are they cooler than space marines

rocky gale
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Yea

fervent geode
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Yeah

sharp pollen
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literally anything is cooler than space marines

fervent geode
ripe forum
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How common are they

fervent geode
ripe forum
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What constitutes them being needed?

solid horizon
fervent geode
storm jungle
solid horizon
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true

fervent geode
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Basically they are good at just about anything

solid horizon
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thats why they are not in my CSM army

sharp pollen
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some chaos sm look cool tbh

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a bit edgy but still

fervent geode
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The only good ones are the edgy ones

solid horizon
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I mean CSM are the "hell yeah lets go to waaaaar" factino

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you can't complain about edginess in an universe such as warhammer 40k

fervent geode
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I’ll take what I can get for edgy semi vampiric monsters in 40K

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And no not trash bangle mutants

rancid cove
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Is the answer to avoid Ork fungus just burning them or is there a bypass for it

solid horizon
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embrace it

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can ork fungus technically grow in your body ?

storm jungle
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no

fervent geode
solid horizon
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sadge

storm jungle
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and even then spores migth survive

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they are a literal plague lol

fervent geode
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A shroom plague

sharp pollen
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ultimate weapon

fervent geode
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The Old Ones were cooking

jade holly
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CAN I GET A FUCKING YEE HAW 🗣️ 🔥

rancid cove
solid horizon
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just use disinfectant

storm jungle
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basically even if you miss some batch of spores in some spot orks will appear in a few years

ripe forum
fervent geode
solid horizon
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there is no such thing as grimderp

storm jungle
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When you find rich people eating babies IRL there really isnt yea

fervent geode
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I don’t think so

solid horizon
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some people are literally addicted to murder

fervent geode
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It’s just slow or fast murder

ripe forum
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Maybe too edgy is the wrong thing to use

solid horizon
rancid cove
fervent geode
ripe forum
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The issue is when things being edgy overrides literally every elements cause it's trying too hard to be cool

rancid cove
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Ty.

fervent geode
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Contekar are Tarta termis

solid horizon
ripe forum
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I guess

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Chat died...

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Taken by nurgle...

rancid cove
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I shitted

ripe forum
storm jungle
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Bruh

rose thorn
jade holly
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First Markiplier with Iron Lung, then Glitch with Digital Circus’s finale, and now THIS???

hallow plover
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Grim

jade holly
rose thorn
storm jungle
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jesus christ

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lol

jade holly
hallow plover
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Litteral manufactorum workers

storm jungle
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^

native spade
# hallow plover

They will keep doing this as long as you keep turning your bacl

storm jungle
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not even exaggerating

native spade
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A few more warehouses need to be set on fire it seems

storm jungle
jade holly
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Such a convenient and successful site built upon the most horrendous labors and worker’s rights infractions ever

languid meadow
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fuckin insane I tell you

jade holly
native spade
languid meadow
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yeah he learned a lot and even more so while making it

languid meadow
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Iron Lung is genuinely very good

native spade
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Its easy to bark, it aint easy to bite

hallow plover
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I miss 2010 amazon when I could have books for cheap

native spade
jade holly
languid meadow
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can't believe it 💔

native spade
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She would praise Amazon for being ruthlessly efficient, and bash the workers for being stupid enough not to unionize or rise up

storm jungle
native spade
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You would still gain, then lose Influence with her anyway

hallow plover
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Even then

storm jungle
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lmao

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aint got time for that hit

native spade
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She is literally Nietzsche

hallow plover
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||INFLUENCE LOST: KREIA||

native spade
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And if you cant understand her, then you have failed, utterly

storm jungle
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Cool

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still yaps too much

hallow plover
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There is no good choice

storm jungle
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its like the Architect from the Matrix, says the most basic shit but yaps for 10m using big words

summer mural
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Morathi is a cool choice

jade holly
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Be more like Tricky the Clown

storm jungle
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Morathi is gooning, more simple

summer mural
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id follow her over kreia

native spade
native spade
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I got banned from reddit 6 times so far

storm jungle
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also coming from the guy saying "40k should not be political"

native spade
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Yes

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It shouldnt be

storm jungle
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It will and always has been

native spade
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It is its own contained setting

hallow plover
native spade
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You are entitled to your opinion as i am to mine

storm jungle
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"your opinion"

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...

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what

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it literally is

jade holly
storm jungle
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lmao

storm jungle
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also does the goofy ass laugh

native spade
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I dont want another dead IP because it got ruined by modern political pushing

storm jungle
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"another dead IP"

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examples?

vagrant fox
hallow plover
jade holly
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Oh that reminds me, is anyone gonna actually go see The Mandalorian and Grogu?

native spade
storm jungle
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not me lol

storm jungle
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always with the "woke" shit

native spade
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People arent as stupid as you make them out to be

jade holly
rancid cove
storm jungle
native spade
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They dont need to be bashed about current day issues

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We live in this fucking world

rancid cove
storm jungle
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Dictatorships are current day issues?

storm jungle
native spade
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I did, yeah. You go woke, and you go broke. We saw the femstodes disaster

storm jungle
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LOL

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"disaster"

native spade
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It will happen to 40k eventually

rancid cove
storm jungle
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Instantly sold out

rancid cove
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AAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

native spade
rancid cove
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GW HAD LITERAL SPIKES IN FUNDING AFTER FEMSTODES

languid meadow
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I'm more mad that I missed buying it

storm jungle
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LMAO

native spade
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They are still available 3 weeks after

storm jungle
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YEA

languid meadow
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me when restock

storm jungle
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Because its been fucking over more than 3 months since they made the announcement

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you fucking numpty

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LMAO

rancid cove
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Mf did realky say they went broke

storm jungle
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Almost like people that buy custodes and other minis do not care

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crazy concept

native spade
rancid cove
native spade
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Dumbass

rancid cove
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You are not a real human being

languid meadow
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Oops almost posted an image that would get me banned

native spade
languid meadow
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not from the server

rancid cove
storm jungle
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I will never forget the custodes fans reaction to that codex, I quote:

"Yeah cool we got chicks now. Anyway THESE BOOK RULES SUCK."

As you can see, priorities lie elsewhere.

jade holly
languid meadow
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from discord 💀

native spade
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Its not like 1348: Ex Voto didnt flop so hard that it only had 400 players out of the 250k wishlists

languid meadow
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what does that mean

native spade
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Nor that every disney movie recently has been a flop

forest orbit
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My lurking paying off with another chud spotting 😭

native spade
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Lets also toss in Acolyte too

storm jungle
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lol

rancid cove
forest orbit
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Its not even the effects

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they are literally just shit movies

jade holly
rancid cove
rancid cove
rancid cove
forest orbit
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lol

jade holly
forest orbit
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Get some better examples next time.

rancid cove
native spade
native spade
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And Arcane. Which i throughly enjoyed

languid meadow
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what even classifies as woke media

forest orbit
rancid cove
forest orbit
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if it was men uh oh wokie

languid meadow
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I'm.... woke media????

sharp pollen
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is bg3 really a woke game?....

forest orbit
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We are... Charlie Woke....

native spade
rancid cove
native spade
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Same with BG3

forest orbit
native spade
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And Arcane, LoL has been progressive coded

languid meadow
forest orbit
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"Progressive coded"

sharp pollen
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bg3 and cp2077 are woke?....

native spade
jade holly
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Damn

forest orbit
jade holly
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Nvm

forest orbit
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the link text might have had something in it lol

jade holly
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Ah

native spade
# forest orbit Uhuh

Yeah, i am so sorry for not crying about where i could find a tradwife in a literal punk setting

jade holly
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that’s weird cause it was in the other server just fine

rancid cove
native spade
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Its almost as if not everything appeals to everyone

forest orbit
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I mean

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you are being a chud rn

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so that kinda shows it off

native spade
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I dont care

forest orbit
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Okay? We do

native spade
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Like i give a shit

languid meadow
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what

native spade
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Call me what you want, how much you want

languid meadow
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dude take your meds

forest orbit
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We arent calling you anything

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you are calling us names lol

native spade
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CP2077 is a punk setting, it should be woke

forest orbit
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?????

sharp pollen
forest orbit
native spade
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40k hasnt been overtly political since 2nd ed

forest orbit
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It has been always political

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i think your head is too deep in the sand

rancid cove
jade holly
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Woe, scoliosis upon ye

midnight dragon
native spade
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Y'all are just malding because there is pushback against your narcissistic view on media, wherein it should only be enjoyed by you, and people like you.

midnight dragon
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you'd have to do moe research

ripe forum
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Dark rituals have revived lore chat

forest orbit
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We arent malding

rancid cove
forest orbit
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its satire

ripe forum
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Blessed be the day

languid meadow
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I'm just CONFUSED lmfao

forest orbit
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Learn to read.

native spade
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And people who dont think like you are wrong, because of their inherent beliefs

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God, the left is fucking insufferable

forest orbit
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I mean

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THERE IT IS

languid meadow
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dude lost the custody of his kids and is taking it out on us 😭

forest orbit
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FUCKING KNEW IT

ripe forum
rancid cove
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RIGHTOID IS MAD

native spade
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As such, modern politics HAVE NO PLACE in it

midnight dragon
hollow lantern
languid meadow
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Modern era started in the 19th century

native spade
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Brother please, when was it the last time?

forest orbit
rancid cove
forest orbit
native spade
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Unironically?

languid meadow
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man I wonder what regime is in the modern erea

native spade
ripe forum
forest orbit
midnight dragon
storm jungle
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What a fucking moron

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lol

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get his ass outta here

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I was letting him talk for evidence

storm jungle
rancid cove
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Dude

hollow lantern
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I debated pinging you specifically

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Figured you'd enjoy that

rancid cove
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The moment he said the left fucking sucks I LOST IT

storm jungle
languid meadow
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Me when I lose the custody of my kids and need to seethe to strangers online

storm jungle
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Like I did not like him the moment he said "warhammer has never been political"

But I had to bait him a bit to be sure

rancid cove
summer mural
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I was watching too but my ban button doesnt work 😭

hollow lantern
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You truly are a master baiter Dilara

midnight dragon
storm jungle
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Tbh its really not that hard

storm jungle
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"woke woke woke"

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instant red flag

forest orbit
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^

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Insane that you say "he hasnt said anything wrong"

midnight dragon
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oh yeah true

ripe forum
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It's time they woke up and went outside

storm jungle
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Woke up this morning....

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got myself uhhh

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gabagool

vagrant fox
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I did see him post a genuinely antisemitic cartoon but I was at work so you know

rancid cove
midnight dragon
ripe forum
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Huh

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Did I accidently say a slur

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I might be stupid

languid meadow
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if you've ever seen the "try mimicry " elden ring image but uh I quite like being on discord

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I was gonna post that

ripe forum
rancid cove
ripe forum
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Please spare my life oh great mods and powers above

jade holly
midnight dragon
ripe forum
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I am a big dumb idiot, not a hateful person

storm jungle
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adios gay bowser

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🫡

forest orbit
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is that from fallout

ripe forum
languid meadow
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GLORY TO ATOM!

queen laurel
rancid cove
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I shouldve sent this to him

ripe forum
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I didn't mean it

storm jungle
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Its too late 😔

ripe forum
storm jungle
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Anyway ill go make that ban log lol

ripe forum
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Dang

vagrant fox
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No sympathy in Dilaras tyranny

rancid cove
storm jungle
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Nah we gotta manually show why they get banned for lmao

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photos etc

rancid cove
storm jungle
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because they can make appeals and say "nah i didnt do anything!"

Literally racist

ripe forum
ripe forum
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I am sorry for my sins chat

forest orbit
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You will be missed

midnight dragon
# forest orbit Whats a radlib

radical liberal, like a self proclaimed "leftist" that believes in stuff like the democrat party, the EU, or social democracy, or literally just believes in a leftist belief thats basically liberal shit in practice like anarchism

jade holly
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Dibs on their stuff

languid meadow
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shut up wokey

forest orbit
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is it because im a black templar

languid meadow
forest orbit
rancid cove
ripe forum
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-# This is taking longer than I thought it would.

jade holly
queen laurel
rancid cove
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-# nothings happening btw

jade holly
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I’ve lost the plot

languid meadow
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you're not gettin banned it was the other guy

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the guy who lost his kids

queen laurel
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black templar pfp users have -80% reputation

storm jungle
midnight dragon
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just give snommy a light punishment, she didn't mean it

rancid cove
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Communism killed my grandma!!!

ripe forum
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-# I accidently said a slur that got auto modded

jade holly
storm jungle
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automod does that

rancid cove
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Lmfao

storm jungle
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lol

ripe forum
rancid cove
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Automod once caught me for saying something that i dont even think its offensive

ripe forum
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I'm being banned for being a cringe ROLEPLAYER, because people who ROLEPLAY in ROLEPLAYING GAMES are cringe

storm jungle
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this isnt the Helldivers 2 discord, you wont get banned for saying random stuff

queen laurel
storm jungle
rancid cove
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Larp larp sahur

queen laurel
vagrant fox
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Hadron doesn't let you say shit

ripe forum
rancid cove
sharp pollen
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wtf is larping, new word

ripe forum
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Most of the time when people hear larping they assume irl roleplay

jade holly
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Not a new word in the slightest

sharp pollen
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ive never heard it

rancid cove
languid meadow
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LARPING IS NOT A NEW WORD FUCKKKKKK

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POSER

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USE

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POSER

ripe forum
jade holly
ripe forum
rancid cove
queen laurel
rancid cove
ripe forum
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It's for people who act like they're part of a community when they're not for clout

rancid cove
vital ginkgo
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Are there any loyal ultramarine successors that are super shitty like the minotaurs or flesh tearers?

ripe forum
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Sorry

jade holly
vital ginkgo
ripe forum
jade holly
rancid cove
jade holly
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Wait I didn’t read the question

rancid cove
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The average salamander is literally just burning any human alive if they are ordered to

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Some might reconsider

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The majority does not care

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Lol

languid meadow
ripe forum
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Would an exarch beat up a marine?

rancid cove
jade holly
rancid cove
storm jungle
rancid cove
storm jungle
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they are eldar captain equilavents

rancid cove
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The Salamanders in its entirety do not care thwt much for civilians

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Only some individuals inside of the chapter do

summer mural
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exarchs can beat marines yes, story contrivances aside

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especially average exarch vs average marine

ripe forum
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Which makes it hard to write something unbiased

rancid cove
ripe forum
rancid cove
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The focus of the book usually wins because the agenda is to push minis sale

ripe forum
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You've given me this same answer like a dozen times when I've just been trying to make conversation

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Could you please stop

sharp pollen
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does terminal ovekill push minis sales?..

summer mural
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well its a bunch of story stuff, marines are usually central to the narrative and you cant have your named marine lieutenant losing to some piddly warp spider exarch on his way to the final boss room to complete his heroic journey

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etc

rancid cove
#

Anything does

ripe forum
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That way they don't fall into the hole of

jade holly
ripe forum
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"our focus guy has to win cause he's the coolest cool guy"

storm jungle
#

shes being very much bluntly honest

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You will learn the apathy of not caring and just doing your own thing like I did years ago, it sucks and is not worth dwelling on

rancid cove
#

You are made to believe a single custodes can kill 10 marines without breaking a sweat

#

Yet Asterion Moloch made a custodian doubt he could do it

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And hes just a marine in terminator armor

#

Who survived a nuclear explosion so strong it should've evaporized anything or anyone in there

storm jungle
#

^

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theres a reason "It depends" is the ultimate answer.

Theres just so many factors to everything.

sharp pollen
#

well, he is a named character, of course he survived

storm jungle
#

Its a tabletop setting drenched in comic book bullshit and reasoning all stemming from marketting aims and commercialism.

rancid cove
#

There is no real reason to attempt to power scale shit in 40k at all

ripe forum
#

So how do I write something that feels like it makes any semblance of sense

rancid cove
#

GW themselves discards power scaling all the time

rancid cove
#

Come up with any reason you think sounds plausible

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Ask people and if they think it also sounds plausible, then its plausible

vagrant fox
rancid cove
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A named unhelmeted character could solo Abaddon in your story, it doesnt matter
Chances are this is gonna happen eventually or has already happened

#

Inside of canon lore

languid meadow
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I miss the chud

sharp pollen
#

same

languid meadow
#

I need someone to rage bait

solid horizon
#

What chud

rancid cove
#

40k is a setting where any reasoning or sense of power hierarchy is meaningless because GW themselves doesn't care for it

sharp pollen
#

now we need to wait for another one

rancid cove
#

Just make shit up

rancid cove
#

Got banned

solid horizon
#

Never noticed

opaque coyote
#

shittiest primarch at fighting

solid horizon
#

I hope it doesn't happen to me one day following a misunderstanding

storm jungle
#

lmao

#

Clue ahh statement

solid horizon
#

Was it long ago

storm jungle
#

Yeah like last week iirc

rancid cove
# opaque coyote shittiest primarch at fighting

To be fair primarchs are just extremely resilient despite Lorgar being the weakest
But he shows one was enough to get him off his feet
The stomp was gonna finish him off if it wanst for Angron

solid horizon
#

Sometimes when I paint I leave this channel open

vagrant fox
solid horizon
storm jungle
#

🫡

solid horizon
#

Painting can be so absorbing sometimes

wise wolf
ripe forum
#

Am I the chud

sharp pollen
#

chudik

rancid cove
#

We're all chuds here since we all like 40k

sharp pollen
#

THE CHUDING NEVER ENDS

languid meadow
#

act like a chud think like a woke

solid horizon
#

Born to be a chud forced to woke

sharp pollen
#

||is the ultramarine banging the commissar||

plush mason
#

no the commissar is crying

rancid cove
#

Slaneesh has blessed that marine with the ability to enjoy carnal pleasures

solid horizon
sharp pollen
#

😭

valid needle
solid horizon
#

He marneusing his calgar

solid horizon
sharp pollen
#

chudstartes

rancid cove
#

The good chud

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One of the good ones

valid needle
#

I’m like the Marlboro of chuds

#

Marlboro Red

forest orbit
solid horizon
#

Brother marlboro

valid needle
solid horizon
#

Also what is this marinechud reunion

forest orbit
forest orbit
ripe forum
#

Which chaos god is the biggest chud

valid needle
#

This is the knight aesthetic space marine chud convention

valid needle
#

100%

#

I’ve said this before

celest dome
#

The Emperor

valid needle
#

Well

solid horizon
storm jungle
#

Khorne has zero chud qualities

valid needle
#

Legally he is not a chaos god YET

storm jungle
#

he literally wants to kill everything

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this isnt some prejudice

#

Rated E for Everyone

valid needle
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No he’s very chud coded an based

celest dome
#

Tbh, if we go with the definition of "Troll", then its Tzeentch

storm jungle
#

Nah

#

based however yes

celest dome
#

Chud is a generalized term of disparagement used somewhat synonymously with fool, troll, and jerk, to suggest that someone (usually a man) is rude/boorish/regressive/unintelligent/etc. In online political discourse, chud is often used specifically as a left-wing insult for someone (again, usually a man) on the far right.

solid horizon
#

The emperor is a chud

valid needle
celest dome
#

Khorne doesn't really strike me as this

storm jungle
valid needle
#

Too late he belongs to the chudastartes of the imperium of chud now and we’re not giving him up

solid horizon
#

Chudettes exist alas

storm jungle
#

Yeah, hence the "usually" part

solid horizon
#

Absolutely

celest dome
solid horizon
#

Blind and stupid hate is unfortunately a wide spread disease

rancid cove
solid horizon
#

Yeah cuz u lack ballz

rancid cove
#

Nuh uh...imnotafoid...

solid horizon
#

Imnotafoid ? What breed of nyd is that

rancid cove
rose thorn
#

Grey knights give me “queer homophobic person the fandom loves” vibes like Ego from Bluelock

rancid cove
#

No thats the BA

rose thorn
rancid cove
#

I read it extremely wrong mb

rose thorn
#

Ppl do not like BT except BT

#

I’d accept DA

hollow lantern
#

I believe everyone has a BT phase at some point

#

As long as they like marines

solid horizon
#

No

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Some people have never even had an astartes phase KEKW_ogryn

rancid cove
hollow lantern
solid horizon
#

The chaos equivalent of black templar phase would be night lords

hollow lantern
rancid cove
#

Dude

#

A lady from my job just said AI is like god

#

What

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The fuck

solid horizon
#

Kill her

rancid cove
#

Is happening to society

rancid cove
rancid cove
solid horizon
#

Dig your hand in her guts and pull her viscera out

rancid cove
rose thorn
ripe forum
solid horizon
#

Me when the primarch and my legion are named after a gay poet and his gay poem about homosexuality and our base is named after a gay bar

languid meadow
# rancid cove

"closeted" Like he doesn't have a big fucking fire on his back

rancid cove
languid meadow
#

THAT'S A FLAMING HOMO! ! !

rancid cove
solid horizon
#

All DA lack are leather daddies

languid meadow
#

Yeah

#

not gonna deny it

rancid cove
solid horizon
#

Big E deserved to die ngl

ripe forum
#

Every Warhammer fan is gay for someone or another

#

Hell they might be gay for the vehicles

rancid cove
rancid cove
sharp pollen
#

erebus is the only straight guy in 40k

solid horizon
#

Every warhammer fan is on the mental and the sexual spectrum

ripe forum
rancid cove
sharp pollen
#

russ sleeps with beer

rancid cove
#

Talking about Russ

#

I was playing space marine 2 yesterday

#

And I used the Space Wolf voice for my Luna Wolves cosplay on my assault

#

And i swear to everything i hold sacred on this earth that motherfucker literally went "AWOOOOOO" when I used my jump pack

storm jungle
#

Oh my god

#

💀

rancid cove
#

I am not joking

storm jungle
#

im gonna test it later

#

this shit is gonna kill me

vagrant fox
#

Yeah he does that, he's having fun

rancid cove
jade holly
rancid cove
#

Like I found out recently they have different voice lines for when their abilities are ready or for when they use it depending on the class and i wanted to test it on space wolf

#

The fucking "awooo" got me

sharp pollen
#

UWUUUUUU

rancid cove
#

@storm jungle https://youtu.be/EUt0oU4SHpQ?si=Y6f5_G2C-tiU217W start watching at 7:18

A sneak peek for the upcoming DLC Voice Pack: This includes the Voicewheel and Ability voice lines for The Black Templar, Blood Angel and Space Wolf.

==Timestamps==
00:00 Black Templar (Voicewheel)
01:12 Black Templar (Abilities)
03:06 Blood Angel (Voicewheel)
04:09 Blood Angel (Abilities)
05:54 Space Wolf (Voicewheel)
07:08 Space Wolf (Abi...

▶ Play video
storm jungle
#

THE MOST GOOFY ASS "AWOOO" TOO

rancid cove
#

AWROOOOOOOO

celest dome
#

Ogryn Awrroo >>> SW Awrroo

valid needle
valid needle
#

I checked, there are zero gay bars in Nottingham named The Rock. I double checked.

ripe forum
#

The space wolves are just the emprahs puppy girls

solid horizon
#

I made it up

#

Checkmate librarian

valid needle
sharp pollen
#

wdym "satirical"

rancid cove
valid needle
solid horizon
#

They're big E's ebony bestial vikings

rose thorn
#

COFFEE THATS WHAT MY CITY OF SIGMAR CAN BE THEMED ON

rancid cove
#

Being gay?

vagrant fox
rancid cove
#

I mean it doesnt change the fact theyre gay

#

It just makes it leas fun

vital ginkgo
#

Why isn't khorne as interested in the space wolves as he is the blood angels?

rancid cove
#

Like stupidly so

#

And also because the BA are more brutal and efficient than the wolfs

vital ginkgo
rancid cove
#

So

rose thorn
#

Khrone is more into space wolves now (especially because their chapter master literally casually owns a greater demon of khorne)

vital ginkgo
#

I was watching a major kill video and he in passing called erebus a pedophile. What's up with that? Is that real?

rancid cove
#

What

rose thorn
#

And like evil

vital ginkgo
#

Oh

#

Crazy

rancid cove
#

The axe doesnt even have a daemon on it

#

Or does it

#

I forgot

#

Wasnt it just wielded by a champion of Khorne?

vagrant fox
#

Allegedly Khorne made it

hollow lantern
#

Not even kinda

rancid cove
vagrant fox
#

When Grimnar hit Magnus with the Axe Khorne laughed and had a merry time

rancid cove
#

Oh yeah i remember that

#

Grey Knights heard it

vagrant fox
#

Logan leapt. The double-headed power axe slammed into Magnus's chest, shattering arcane wards and piercing his breastplate to bite deep. In the distance, thunder rumbled long and loud. Only the psykers present heard it for what it was – the laughter of the Blood God himself."

Huge lmbo moment in lore

#

Either way Khorne takes what he can get, he just really wants/ed the Blood Angels

rancid cove
#

BA were always his first price

#

We resist tho

vagrant fox
#

Ka'Bandha remains eternally in the cuck chair however

rancid cove
rancid cove
rose thorn
#

hey what realm should a city of sigmar that maeks luwak coffee go, ghryan is the most obvious so i think no on that front

storm jungle
#

Aqshy no question lol

rose thorn
#

really?

storm jungle
#

hot realm must serve hot beverage

rose thorn
#

true, but the coffee is half digested by an animal

#

well also

#

their realmstone is liek lava dragon poo

storm jungle
#

Oh yeah then ghyran lol, imagine all the kinds of coffee seeds you can get from fantasy animals

rose thorn
#

ghyran is too easy

#

aqshy is a great point i wasnt evne thinking of that

storm jungle
#

its also the "middle east desert realm" so lol

rose thorn
#

aqshy for the hot drink vibe, ghyran would be mroe about the coffee, ghur would be more based on the beast, hysh and chamon would be like "academic coffee drinkers", ulgu has the "late night coffee to study and relax to", and then uhhh... shyish idk

rose thorn
storm jungle
rose thorn
rancid cove
#

Is any country treated well by rich people

#

Except Israel

rose thorn
#

uh

#

argentina?

rancid cove
rose thorn
# rose thorn argentina?

well rich people ran there because they were escaping comitting some of the worst crimes you can do against your fellow man

arctic talon
rose thorn
#

fair

vagrant fox
#

The kids are sleeping on the streets in Kabukichou

vagrant fox
#

麦克阿瑟 my most beloved

#

I should be an old white guy in China speaking with an American accent it's not fair

crystal forum
vagrant fox
#

Can't think of a country the obscenely rich haven't made worse tbh

crystal forum
#

united arab emirates

storm jungle
#

GETOU-

crystal forum
storm jungle
#

tomorrow

crystal forum
#

i want the show to just suddenly deviate from the comics for no reason

#

would be funny

sharp pollen
crystal forum
#

he's kind of a bad guy himself isn't he

sharp pollen
#

all the show he wasnt

crystal forum
#

he did genocide a whole race

sharp pollen
#

ah yeah

#

well

#

genocide a race that make all other races their bitches...

vagrant fox
#

Act of self defence

rancid cove
crystal forum
#

his motives aren't very altruistic from what i can tell

storm jungle
#

Good thing

#

genocide is bad sure but uhhh

#

when said race does NOTHING but genocide

#

they fucking deserve it lol

rancid cove
sharp pollen
#

and still does genocide after survival

crystal forum
#

i feel like thadeus is still viltrumite brained but he focuses his hatred on his species instead of others

storm jungle
#

was gonna say this

#

The ultimate argument is what Alan said, after the virus Viltrumites could have changed

crystal forum
#

it's not like nolan who actually grew a conscience

storm jungle
#

but they chose not to

#

they reap what they sow still

sharp pollen
#

i still cant get the thing

arctic talon
#

So yes

#

lol

sharp pollen
#

viltrumites had billions even AFTER the purge of weak?

storm jungle
#

Nah just 50

#

thats what makes it insane

arctic talon
#

No

#

Great purge

#

Not the scourge

sharp pollen
#

no no

arctic talon
#

Also they had time to repopulate

#

After the great purge

crystal forum
storm jungle
#

I mean its reality

#

its tragic but what else can he do

arctic talon
#

^

crystal forum
#

really shows his viltrumite side

arctic talon
#

Thadeus more then anything is a pragmatist

#

He would kill billions to save trillions

crystal forum
arctic talon
#

Well that’s the thing

#

He doesn’t have emotions over that

storm jungle
arctic talon
#

^

#

Thadeus is absolutely a psycho lol

crystal forum
#

when invincible kills the astronaut guy he feels like shit about it because he's actually human

arctic talon
#

He’s just working for the good guys

storm jungle
#

Well yeah

#

he isnt a Viltrumite lol

crystal forum
#

even if it might have been necessary

storm jungle
#

tbh Bulletproof stood up for him

#

he was not gonna make it

#

it was the correct decision

arctic talon
#

That’s dif from the comics

#

lol

#

Iirc

storm jungle
#

yeah it is

#

tho makes sense imo

arctic talon
#

Yeah

#

I forgot who the fuck stood up for him in the comics