40k-lore-chat

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1054486888595083294/1493478065836392569/Magacock.gif

[vagrant fox]

Sensible, makes sense

add some backstabbing

[winged silo]

The Archmagos Logis doesn't tell anyone anything, with the sole exception being the Archmagos Terminus. And due to the fact that their forge world is isolated and in orbit of a black hole (it's called a blanet, look them up, they're neat), no one wants to go fight there so they're just sitting around on their fat lazy asses all day.

[vagrant fox]

I don't wanna finish Restless Dead, I genuinely hate this book

[winged silo]

Fair enough.

[vagrant fox]

They were truly... The Restless Dead

Truly... They were already Dead Men Walking

fuck off Lyons

[winged silo]

Is that an actual line in the book?

[vagrant fox]

yes

both of them

[winged silo]

500 Thallax to their location. Now.

[storm jungle]

sounds pretty good lol

[copper island]

no bro i think it WAS intentional 😭 look at it

[vagrant fox]

This is sensible, forge worlds are wack like that

[copper island]

its fucking 1:1

[storm jungle]

I literally had to read a summary of that book and I could barely make it through that alone, it sounds SO boring

holy shit how does Lyons do it EVERY TIME

[vagrant fox]

Usually I find something to like in his novels, just a bit

[native spade]

.

[vagrant fox]

There's nothing in this one

[winged silo]

Does Lyons need to be servitorized?

[storm jungle]

yes

[vagrant fox]

Self referential garbaj

[storm jungle]

for the last 20 years

[vagrant fox]

Yeah bring up Tyborg for no reason whatsoever in the middle of nothing

[native spade]

It is styled after a FGM gorget with the chain, compared to Napoleonic gorgets @copper island

[vagrant fox]

They're barely even Kriegers

[winged silo]

Who tf named a character Tyborg?

[vagrant fox]

there's also a krieger using a shovel in melee

Tyborc, whatever his name is from the Vraks novel

[heady rivet]

One chance at life
Colonel names me Tyborg

[vagrant fox]

The only cool part is the intro where a Vostroyan couple does voodoo shit to talk to their dead son and it bites them in the ass

[winged silo]

I'd get it if it were a Tech-Priest/Skitarii joke throwaway character, but nope apparently.

[native spade]

Nah, he should just carry the fuel into the Void Reactor

One way trip

Saves everyone the trouble

[copper island]

yeah

cus theyre nazis

space nazis albeit el oh el

[winged silo]

Cheaper to maintain, too. By the fact that there's going to be nothing left of him to maintain.

[vagrant fox]

I think this book genuinely annoys me

[storm jungle]

It should

it sucks lol

[native spade]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-are-we-the-baddies-surprised-gif-19176339

[winged silo]

Truke.

[storm jungle]

tbh

Steel Legion were very wehrmacht coded lol

but they have been de-nazified for that exact reason

[copper island]

all of them are mostly wehrmacht coded

[storm jungle]

they are more like american tankers now

[storm jungle]

nah its just them

[vagrant fox]

because GW are cowards

[storm jungle]

their first iteration was literally as falschimjaegers

[winged silo]

GW is full of old British people, and that's exactly its problem.

[native spade]

The ASL are literally supposed to be Panzergrenadiers

[copper island]

yeah but they kept the redcoats

[storm jungle]

thats literally just wehrmacht

[native spade]

Yeah

[storm jungle]

they just use blitzkrieg tactics lol

[storm jungle]

tbh Praetorians have not made a physical appearance in years

for obvious reasons

GW is more than aware of the nazi coded stuff, its why they water it down usually

[native spade]

The ASL was the first vaugely German regiment before Krieg became its own thing

[vagrant fox]

They could be Chilean gorgets smile

[storm jungle]

LOL

[copper island]

look up augusto pinochet

[native spade]

Historically speaking, Gorgets were literally equivilent to pimp chains

[copper island]

wow........... my beautiful right-wing dictatorship that used german military surplus

[vagrant fox]

Famous for his helicopter rides

[native spade]

It denoyed you for being a more badder mofo than the rest

[heady rivet]

I love that German equipment turns up everywhere. Like that crate of STG44 that just popped up in Syria like 9 years ago

[native spade]

We still have ceremonial G98s in Turkey

[vagrant fox]

That shit just manifests, in whatever space equivalent of the current mid-east in 350 years a crate of them are going to just materalize

[heady rivet]

And the Panzer IV being used by Israel for a while

[native spade]

Doesnt the Empire still use the M2 Browning?

[storm jungle]

i mean at least that fits the bill

[copper island]

WELL... WELL... WELL........................

[heady rivet]

Straight up yes

[vagrant fox]

Denmark still uses M1917 mausers, old equipment is just around

[copper island]

my le heckin apartheid state uses le heckin apartheid era weaponry

[vagrant fox]

but yes M2 Brownings are around in 40k

[storm jungle]

they arent

they just look similiar

[native spade]

Honestly just give the Logo a cog like it was first intended to be

[vagrant fox]

are too

[storm jungle]

its a box with a barrel

[storm jungle]

too fascist

[native spade]

That "A" looks so fucking bad

[heady rivet]

Sadly the only people using South African guns are South Africa and the Diamond Dogs from Metal Gear Solid. Say what you will, but arms embargoes really give your guns some soul...

[vagrant fox]

Yes it's not literally the M2 Browning it's more that it's just almost a direct copy

[copper island]

apartheid does not just extend to SSouth AfriKKKa you know dat right

[valid needle]

BRITISH AS FUCK

[heady rivet]

THE DEVICE

[native spade]

The techpriests must revere John Moses Browning as a Saint at this point

[copper island]

i actually like the lil nazi gorgets on the armor

they look cool

[heady rivet]

Yes but how else could I pivot to yap about South African guns

[valid needle]

We never leave

https://tenor.com/view/vriltania-v1-severus-chud-british-the-patriot-gif-8694882311235498105

[storm jungle]

"never leave"

whos gonna tell him

[copper island]

i wish you DID

[copper island]

he's kinda right

[storm jungle]

sorry but england has been thoroughly conquered

[heady rivet]

Some autopistol art is just a straight up 1911

[storm jungle]

we got kebab shows everywhere

and w earent leaving

[native spade]

The Eternal Anglo struck again

[copper island]

TRUE LOL

[storm jungle]

[valid needle]

Oh you prankster your lighthearted jokes are hilarious

[storm jungle]

theres a reason fascist brits are so angry at foreigners

[valid needle]

That’s just the English

I’m from the good Britain

[winged silo]

Oh absolutely.

[valid needle]

Scotland

[storm jungle]

Yea thats what i said

[native spade]

My condolences

[winged silo]

YAAAAY!!!!

[vagrant fox]

The most racist Brits go to Spain to whinge about foreigners you know

[valid needle]

Hate those filthy English

English bastards

Scotland forever

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1054486888595083294/1493478065836392569/Magacock.gif

[winged silo]

racist Englishman goes to foreign country to complain about foreigners.
Yeah that seems about right.

[vagrant fox]

They just make shit

[native spade]

52%/48% on leaving England btw

[copper island]

biggest colonial empire with the massive most subsuming genocides in the world
british social darwinism has been coded into their neoliberalism

[valid needle]

The British empire was our idea btw but like everything they had to steal it

[valid needle]

Leaving the United Kingdom*

[native spade]

England and co?

[copper island]

this is why spain is demoKKKRATic SSOYcialist..............

[valid needle]

Typical English thinking the UK is only them when the other three are the ones propping them up

[copper island]

(/j)

[valid needle]

Smhsmh

[heady rivet]

Its like if a galil was made by ensoulled designers...

[storm jungle]

I love how people say this shit as if it isnt just because the countries have been so economically linked and thats most of the reason people wanna stay connected

no one wants stinky english ass-debt

lol

[vagrant fox]

happens yeah

[storm jungle]

LMAO

again, entitled pricks moment

[native spade]

I aint stupid enough not to know it. I just like teasing Scottish people when they bash the English

[winged silo]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-tf2-memes-medic-gif-11022779945058383803

[native spade]

If you hate them that much, then why dont you grit your teeth and secede?

[storm jungle]

I mean it doesnt matter, most scottish people i see still go "Cool. I still hate teh english."

[native spade]

[vagrant fox]

I'm being passively healed by listening to the HL2 OST

[valid needle]

It is a known fact the English government sent down bus loads of people to take over the votes and make sure their money line doesn’t stop

[storm jungle]

because as said above they literally live under one banner and have been economically connected forever

lol

[vagrant fox]

The English are funny, some are right shits though

[winged silo]

I'm being passively healed by the Mechanicus OST.

[copper island]

how are THEY gonna secede they're economically dependent on the british 😭

[native spade]

Made by a guy named Balashnikov btw

[storm jungle]

^

[valid needle]

We’re not

[native spade]

A knock-off AK was made by a knock-off Kalashnikov

[valid needle]

It’s our oceans that the oil is in

[native spade]

😭

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/super-mario-mario-mario-party-mario-party-6-wario-gif-724676364290334683

[valid needle]

England needs the Welsh Irish and Scottish, the Welsh Irish an Scottish don’t need the English.

[vagrant fox]

actually, that was stolen from us ok

[valid needle]

Not now sigsen

[native spade]

Just like everything that is also Jewish, even their IR is a knockoff

[valid needle]

Daddy will discuss this later

[vagrant fox]

I gotta keep up the fight, the Faroes have been trying to strike oil for like 40 years now

[native spade]

Thats the point

[copper island]

isnt your BIGGEST trade partner the UK?

[winged silo]

Sorry to get off topic, but LUMBERER TOMORROW!

[native spade]

They love bashing the English until reality sets in

[valid needle]

ONLY because the UK shut down trade with the EU lmao.

[native spade]

Same shit with us and the Kurds

[valid needle]

If we’re not in the UK we have trade with the EU. Ez

[native spade]

"Give us Kurdistan, even though we are hated in all four countries we inhabit and will be a landlocked shithole"

[heady rivet]

Thogg dont care

[vagrant fox]

don't steal my thing

[heady rivet]

You should have gotten to it first

[valid needle]

Reform voter detected

[winged silo]

I just want the mechs we have to be good, but if we get a new mech and it's good I ain't complaining.

[native spade]

Jokes on you, i am Turkish. My vote matters not because i dont live in a Democracy

[vagrant fox]

I used it here last year thogg came first after thogg stole it from someone else

[native spade]

[storm jungle]

Lmao

our votes dont matter

[native spade]

And i am not some Gurbetçi like Dilara

[copper island]

none of our votes matter dawg

[valid needle]

Is this dilaras alt

[native spade]

I actually have to live in this shithole

[heady rivet]

Passing it around like the STD from It Follows

[storm jungle]

prime example of why this guy doesnt get turkish politics

[winged silo]

I'm diabetic in America. I basically have a gun to the back of my head.

[storm jungle]

tbh thats uhh thats usually how it is 💀

[winged silo]

Type 1, not type 2.

[storm jungle]

me when healthcare

[spare osprey]

Goofy-man question.
Anyone know where to read them Gathering Storm books?

All I can find are the books over in Vancouver.
And then ebay fellas are asking for $200 for the "Girly-man, no more nap time" book.

[native spade]

Honey, visiting the country once a year at Bayram and saying "Kurulu düzenimiz var yeğenim" does NOT quality you to be able to talk about Turkish poltics

[storm jungle]

The wikipedia, its 1:1 copy pasted from the codexes

[valid needle]

you WILL pay 5000 DOLLARS for this pen which may or may not have hidden drugs in it to make YOU worse

[native spade]

I voted CHP the last time

Didnt matter shir

[storm jungle]

Sweetie, im literally in turkey rn, maybe dont make assumptions on someone you know nothing about, fucking idiot

[native spade]

All the opposition is controlled to begin with

[winged silo]

I fucking hate it here.

[native spade]

My condolences

[heady rivet]

Which one of you lives in Berlin

[vagrant fox]

Very difficult to get physically, epubs not so hard

[storm jungle]

Maybe you should think before posting from your account in germany

[spare osprey]

Huh. Neat!

[storm jungle]

Yeah tho let me check uhhh The Thing™

[native spade]

You're smug yourself while posting from frankfurt

[copper island]

lol

[storm jungle]

If you say so davur

[native spade]

Gavur*

[storm jungle]

Literally making shit up then getting mad

[surreal nest]

redditors having an epic showdown right now

[vagrant fox]

I see now how the Ottoman empire collapsed

[native spade]

Get your insults right

[winged silo]

I need to go to somewhere else other than this damn country.

[storm jungle]

Not the same meaning dummy

[copper island]

OLD MAN of EUROPE btw

[storm jungle]

anyway

[fervent geode]

Bayezid v Çem civil war but on discord

[storm jungle]

I might have the Gathering Storm thingy, lemme check

[native spade]

There is no such word as Davur in Turkish

[storm jungle]

yeah this is basically how turkey gets nothing done

[valid needle]

Watch it home skilllin biscuit. I’m from Europe

[native spade]

Bayezid Solo'd

Cem was a cvck

[vagrant fox]

Bayezid? Bayaz from The First law books? I love that guy

[heady rivet]

Imperial Preacher sermons be like

[celest cedar]

the eternal empire was a lie 😔

[fervent geode]

Not calling whose Bayezid nor Çem here, but the loser is a Gurbetçi living in the Vatican

[storm jungle]

the ottomans always sucked

[native spade]

Because people are too busy eating Makarna

[storm jungle]

just say pasta

lol

[native spade]

Wouldnt carry the same weight

[storm jungle]

it does

dumbahh

[fervent geode]

Yeah that guy

[copper island]

😭

im SOPPING right now

[native spade]

Democracy was literally the worst thing that happened to Turkey because this sheeple of a nation has no fucking concept of voting

[fervent geode]

Mandatory Albanian

[native spade]

They got uplifted from feudalism and handed a ballot

[copper island]

this is what happened to russia

[native spade]

Exact same deal

[storm jungle]

tbb hes exaggerating

[native spade]

No, i am not

[storm jungle]

Erdoğan is a dumbass but hes basically a dictator from temu

this guy legit has no idea how bad we'd be if we were like russia or somewhere like turkmenistan lol

[native spade]

The reason we have Menderes' and Erdoğans is because the Turkish nation, as Aziz Nesin so lovingly put it (80% r@tarded)

[storm jungle]

Well yeah

[valid needle]

That’s what I thought mr white yo

[storm jungle]

lol

[native spade]

They just vote for the next Ağa replacment

Without critical thinking

[vagrant fox]

Turkey is Memri TV but for real?

[storm jungle]

yeah but again we are nowhere near as bad as russia

thats an insane take

[native spade]

This folk would still vote for Erdoğan if he turned out to be Dajjal

I dont trust anyone past Düzce

[fervent geode]

Yall are cowards if our Türkmenbaşy united the Turks there would be a new Turan

[storm jungle]

Dont care, ill still take this over a literal brutal dictatorship

[native spade]

Where is Kenan Evren when you need him?

[storm jungle]

Idk in jail probably

[native spade]

He is dead

[storm jungle]

dont you have newspaper in germany

read thoes

[copper island]

wyd when my gang pull up

[storm jungle]

[native spade]

I live in İstanbul sweetheart

[valid needle]

Infighting again.. just as Israel intended… tel aviv impressed

[native spade]

Born and raised

Sadly

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/lie-detector-1

[fervent geode]

They’ve been doing this since the beginning of time

[storm jungle]

also stop calling me "sweetheart" fucking creep lol

[copper island]

this guy lives in an israeli settlement

[storm jungle]

LMFAO ABBY

[fervent geode]

Israel don’t got shit on Seljuks

[rancid cove]

Perty comic I find on reddit :)

[valid needle]

We call it Constantinople around this server sir.

[storm jungle]

[storm jungle]

Same shit

idk why people are so obsessed over the name

its a stupid sea-city

lol

[native spade]

Oh no, i guess i just went to BEDAŞ for nothing today

[vagrant fox]

it's called middle-farm actually

[rancid cove]

What does this mean

[fervent geode]

They called it Konstantiniyye until Jamal changed it

[storm jungle]

ye

[storm jungle]

Its time

[native spade]

Just like how we call Scotland England,

[storm jungle]

Konstantin Valdor????

[vagrant fox]

yeah

[fervent geode]

Yeah

This was his lore duh

[vagrant fox]

Big Emps found him doing ice cream tricks as a baby or whatever

[valid needle]

Because you are ignorant meanwhile I am only trolling.

https://tenor.com/view/gus-fring-jumpscare-gus-fring-jumpscare-scary-oby-gif-13022434999806691946

[celest cedar]

no helmet onto battle with all that shrapnel going around 🫡

[native spade]

Big brain troglodyte move

[fervent geode]

He was doing the ice cream tricks whilst making three gyros and a kabab

And the cevapcici or whatever I’m only 0.000001% Turk probably

[vagrant fox]

Could go for some kebab but the guy at the place makes it shit

[fervent geode]

RIP

[native spade]

Allright, come clean @storm jungle who did you vote for last elections.

[rancid cove]

You people unironically like Kebabs?

[vagrant fox]

Tastes good

[native spade]

I will not hit up CİMER, i swear

[raven stone]

Reads update (working from home so doing game stuff during lunchtime)
Darktide...I want to like you, I really, really do...
But when the Expedition map rotating means unlocking the nodes all over again...

[storm jungle]

I legit do not remember, thats how little i care about elections.

lol

[native spade]

As if they matter anyway

[rancid cove]

I tried one and it tasted mid, dry as hell

[native spade]

[vagrant fox]

I'll eat almost everything tbh, after I ate a wholeass sheeps head almost nothing is unpalatable

[storm jungle]

Basically lol

they rig them anyway

[native spade]

Mhm

[heady rivet]

Write-in ballot for William Jennings Bryan

[native spade]

I went to the last protests for Ekrem the last time

[rancid cove]

Was the sheep head tasty

[native spade]

Legit waste of time

[vagrant fox]

Get some migrants to make it

[copper island]

eleKKKtorialism was never an option

this is how kast won the supermajority in chile

[vagrant fox]

No it sucked, the tongue was tender

[native spade]

The only way we will be saved is through a military coup

[fervent geode]

Appoint a supreme leader and stick with it

[rancid cove]

[fervent geode]

Glory to Chiang

[native spade]

I'd take Kenan Evren over Erdoğan

[vagrant fox]

https://klipy.com/gifs/kmt-chiang-kai-shek

[raven stone]

As much as everyone is disenfranchised with elected officials nowadays, at least the right to complain is still relatively consequence free in the West.

[rancid cove]

I never ate the tongue of an animal before shit probably tastes gummy

[vagrant fox]

nah

[fervent geode]

He’s fr northerning my expeditions

[copper island]

generalissimo CASH-MY-CHECK when he realizes that people actually dont like military dictators for the exact reason why they broke away from the RoC in the first place

[native spade]

Atleast the Military Cliques didnt build up a nation to later rob it, and didnt import Syrians and Afghans for free votes and slave labour

[heady rivet]

YOU SHALL NOT CRUCIFY MANKIND ON A CROSS OF GOLD 🗣️

[vagrant fox]

Tongue is tender and tastes meaty, eyeballs are salty

kinda buttery

[raven stone]

I will never stop reminding everyone that Hitler tried to buddy up with Chiang/KMT

[rancid cove]

this makes for interesting character writing for my OC

[raven stone]

which says a lot...

[fervent geode]

I’m going to hell - Chiang

[vagrant fox]

Any day now the KMT is going to return to the mainland with a resurrected Chiang at the front

[copper island]

yeah the nazis helped to create and train like twenty military divisions for kuomintang

[valid needle]

Is that dreamy bull?

[fervent geode]

反共大陸 any day now

[fervent geode]

Tbh so did the Soviets

He was a pragmatist bar none, and a hypocrite too

[copper island]

peaSSent army VIKKKTORY

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/mao-zedong-hello-chat-mao-gif-22461031

[fervent geode]

https://tenor.com/view/mao-gif-25413392

[raven stone]

Not to be a pedantic ass but did you mean "anti-Communism" or "Counterattack" with 反共?
Because if you meant "Counterattack" you used the wrong Chinese word :p

[heady rivet]

Shoutout to his cringe failson getting napalmed so he could make rice

[fervent geode]

It’s supposed to mean anti communism yeah

That was the slogan

[heady rivet]

The most important thing someone can have for a legacy is cringe failsons tbh

[vagrant fox]

yes

[fervent geode]

RIP Mao’s failsons, at least Chiang’s got arrested for having a shitload of guns in his house

[raven stone]

Really not sure why he sent his son along, but back then China was weaker than USSR and so had to dance to their tune.
As much as history (or CCP) tries to make it look like China willingly joined the Korean War, in practice CCP also had their arms bent by the USSR back then

[storm jungle]

tbh they literally had no choice from their POV

[vagrant fox]

All I got was something-continent any day now but being a true KMT patriot I rolled with it, naturally

[storm jungle]

it was that or having NATO forces crossing into their territory lol

[raven stone]

That too

[storm jungle]

like sure it has tons of politcial baggage

but TLDR thats basically what it was lol

[raven stone]

Mixture of external pressures forced China to act, in essence

So in as much as the decision to send his own son is questionable, CCP's entry into the Korean War is very much...arms bent by external factors

[rancid cove]

Whenever I try to come to this chat wanting to see if theres any lore talk but its all politics

[storm jungle]

bad timing loser

[vagrant fox]

bring up something lore related

[raven stone]

As I joked way ealier: 40k is satire of life

[storm jungle]

also that yea

[raven stone]

therefore, anything IRL is 40k lore

[copper island]

i dislike my dumb fuck AI teammates

[vagrant fox]

I wonder if China would've stayed out if only SK forces passed the 50th parallel, as they said, or if it was just a statement to delay things

[copper island]

they keeping killing the enemies before i can do cool things to them

[winged silo]

The Mechanicus will always be my favorite faction.

[vagrant fox]

A wise choice

[native spade]

Magnus did everything wrong

[winged silo]

Everything about them is baller

[raven stone]

depends on how hard USSR was pressing CCP back then, which is another can of worms on it's own.

TLDR despite both being "Red" Russia and China actually alos have a lot of grduges against each other (lasting until even nowadays)

[vagrant fox]

Magnus, like all primarchs, made a mistake by existing in the first place

[fervent geode]

I HATE MY PRIMARCH I HATE MY PRIMARCH

-Kasati Nuon

[native spade]

The best one was Perturabo, because he was right in the end.

Then went on to kill a gazillion imperial fists

based

[winged silo]

IRON CAGE RAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/the-walten-files-gif-13174598454021504591

[native spade]

That alone is enough to make him the best Primarch

[raven stone]

Best Primarch is Alpharius, even if he dead by Dorn lol

[native spade]

ImpFists are the lamest space marines 4real

[vagrant fox]

Even the Tau ones?

[rancid cove]

The best primarch is obviously the golden child Sanguinius, the one who truly should've been Warmaster

[quiet orchid]

🫡

[fervent geode]

Nah not the mutant, LUPERCAL!

[rancid cove]

gets stabbed once, dreams of wolfs, turns heretic

[vagrant fox]

Man they really had to involve the plot of stabbing Horus with a poop knife to make him turn huh

[native spade]

Perturabo would have unironically conquered more than Horus with his sheer power of autism

and das a fact

Would it be glorious? No

[raven stone]

well, more "dreams of the very future he tries to prevent"

[native spade]

It would have worked

[rancid cove]

I really liked the knife plot

[fervent geode]

He was the best choice for Warmaster, take it from Sanguinius, the Khan, Mortarion, Dorn, Ferrus, Guilliman, Perturabo and Fulgrim

[fervent geode]

And yet defeated by Mortarion

[rancid cove]

I actually think there shouldn't have existed the role of Warmaster in the first place

[fervent geode]

[raven stone]

I mean that is what he is planning to do in the upcoming campaign books.
Conquer planets.
Fortify them.
Repeat.

[fervent geode]

You think like Mortarion

[raven stone]

Or it should have been Malcador

[native spade]

We dont talk about that

We only talk about the Iron 'cope' Cage incident here

[rancid cove]

The Khan also thought the same

[fervent geode]

The Pale King won the duel too

[fervent geode]

My boy said it first

[rancid cove]

Nah, he was a politician fucker

[fervent geode]

Too many of them hated or despised him

[rancid cove]

Khan also thought the same but just never said it out loud

[native spade]

The real warmaster should have been John Grammaticus because he would have Grammaticus'd his way through the warp

[fervent geode]

Exactly, not like my based king unafraid to speak

[rancid cove]

I mean if youre a daemon primarch whos presence is enough to kill/extremely weaken everyone around you...

[heady rivet]

He's the best because he is BL

[fervent geode]

And Perturabo is a Daemon Primarch built like Megatron on steroids

[native spade]

Perty still bitch slapped Daemon angron like he was a baby though

[fervent geode]

Morty tanked him too, Ron’s a bitch

[native spade]

His power scaling depends on the writers whim

[rancid cove]

Angron is like a rat sized dog whos too angry for his own size
A good slap will always get him to shut up

[fervent geode]

He does less damage than Curze in HH

[rancid cove]

Ploooot 🗣️ they needed an excuse for him to go to the eye

[fervent geode]

He was already interested in chaos power by the siege, he says as much in his rant to Theokon at the end of AotI

[rancid cove]

Still needed an excuse for him to go there

[storm jungle]

Its just plot man

[native spade]

onG

[storm jungle]

Primarchs are marvel characters

lol

[native spade]

"I hate chaos" Said Perty

"Noo, you will be a Daemon Primarch", said the writers

[rancid cove]

We like to slander characters in here
We don't use facts or logic

[fervent geode]

Smh he was a Daemon Primarch before he had lore as a normal one

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/wesker-no-wesker-no-no

[fervent geode]

Doesn’t sound like Perty

[storm jungle]

to quote one of my favorite characters

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/pou-me-gif-460726521944463432

[storm jungle]

"If you cant beat em, join em. Then beat the shit out of em."

[native spade]

Perty doesnt sound like Perty half the time because he is written inconsistently as fuck

😭

[storm jungle]

I mean

you say perty

thats every chaos primarch

lol

[native spade]

TVRKE

[storm jungle]

they change personalities every novel

[fervent geode]

The constant of him being a petulant raging asshole

[storm jungle]

mortarion is prob the funniest one

because death guard fans cannot get a break

[fervent geode]

Except Lorgar and Curze somehow

[storm jungle]

one novel hes collected and calm

the other hes a manchild

[heady rivet]

Deservedly so

[native spade]

Lorgar is Erdoğan

and my mind will not be changed on that

[fervent geode]

Swallow, Wraight and Annandale trying to put out the shitstorm MacNeill shat on Mortarion in Vengeful Spirit

[rancid cove]

Their change in personality is clearly an artistical choice by GW to show how little they care about the novels and only care about the money they're going to get from selling their plastic crack.

[fervent geode]

It’s more writers being goofers

This wouldn’t affect any mini sales

[storm jungle]

it annoys 30k fans which is fine by me

they deserve nothing

[vagrant fox]

The Lords of Terra convened a council to cooperate on the books, then didn't do that at all
Honestly very based in a way

[rancid cove]

Magnus, one of the strongest primarchs ever, using all of his might to communicate with Horus in his dreams during the ritual at Davin while John Grammaticus easily communicates trough peoples dreams across the galaxy

Magnus*

imm dumb

[storm jungle]

to be fair

[storm jungle]

magnus had to do it or he'd get fired by GW

he has to make money or he'll go homeless

[vagrant fox]

At least there's some good books

[rancid cove]

Please gw my legion kinda homeless, they burned my planet and turned my children into dust...

[fervent geode]

Sad emo Morty: I would never kill me sons, Isstvan iii big sad
Next book: he kills a shitload and is a man child

Thank you MacNeill

[vagrant fox]

Horus going from a clever manipulator who's in control to a raging manchild one book to the next is certainly something

[fervent geode]

The charming politician primarch just turns into a raging manchild because he’s chaos duh

Well at least the changes are more justified post Molech

[raven stone]

Everyone who worked on HH series pretty much swing between "Tyrants are dumbass evil" and "Tyrants are still characters with nuances"

[rancid cove]

There is a way to write both ideas at the same time but they failed in doing thst

[fervent geode]

The balance is Curze

He’s both somehow

[rancid cove]

Gay ass primarch smh

[fervent geode]

Yes

[vagrant fox]

Curze is a funny one

I didn't mind Angron because he's literally brain dented and a moron anyways

[native spade]

Necromunda fans keep on winning

because of how little love we get

[fervent geode]

Curze is extremely insane at least

Angron did most of his evil shit lucid, Curze did quite a bit of it lucid but he was always ill within (still evil as fuck)

[native spade]

GW is like an abusive mother, wherein you keep coming back to her because you have learn to take the abuse as love and know no better.

[fervent geode]

Truth nuke

10000 dead shangs

[heady rivet]

Okay my copium is this is the only "leak" they specifically denied

[surreal nest]

-Guy who buys toys

[rose thorn]

How mfs speak about toy companies

[rancid cove]

"I hate james workshop"
I say as I eat all the slop james workshop throws at me

[native spade]

Look at all the people who unironically think that WH40k is a life and death situation

[vagrant fox]

As lucid as being constantly in pain and having metal wires replace your brain lets you be but yes, that's the being a moron part

[native spade]

MFer, you have 40 years of canon

Consoom the parts you like

Then dont care about the rest

Simple as

[vagrant fox]

false, absorb it all

[fervent geode]

True

[native spade]

I had to learn it the hard way with Star Wars

Its almost as if there is 35+ years of canon...

[vagrant fox]

Mostly disappointed with the emps, awful characterisation even though there barely is any. In the end it just goes yeah he wasn't really wrong he was just too ambitious

[rose thorn]

They are gonna make lore changes that’s kinda how settings survive, I hope this Armageddon event ends with a lore change ie Cadia

Armageddon literally running out of people to draft is very funny

[native spade]

And a cope

[solid horizon]

armageddon deserves to die

[native spade]

It was explicitly stated that Armageddon still EXPORTED chimeras and regiments even while the 3rd war was going on

[solid horizon]

I could not care less about the yellow kriegsmen and their immortal joe biden superman

[native spade]

They tried to write off the ASL, it backfired horribly and now theyre doing damage control

[rose thorn]

The soil of Armageddon is literally toxic due to all the bullet casings, sweat, and pollution caused from the war

[rose thorn]

You can’t draft servitors

[native spade]

You're treading on a fine line, mister

[solid horizon]

northeastern france lore

[native spade]

Always was

Armageddon was a shithole since it stopped being Ullanor

[solid horizon]

I tread where I want sir

[native spade]

Blow up Armageddon already...

make us the new Cadians

We shall infest any world that has a Chimera manifactorum

[solid horizon]

hol' on lemme find back a dilara edit

[native spade]

The 2 nuts?

[solid horizon]

cadia and armageddon

[rose thorn]

Ong next edition is gonna release iron legion and new chimera isn’t it

4 major releases waves in a row

[storm jungle]

"iron legion"

[solid horizon]

I will invade baneblade manufactorums and make sure they dont produce that shit anymore

[storm jungle]

💀

[rose thorn]

What are they called?

The

[solid horizon]

mordians

[storm jungle]

STEEL LEGION

[rose thorn]

Yellow krieg

STEEL LEGION

[queen laurel]

mags forget everything not related to Grey Knights or GSC give her a minute

[solid horizon]

wait no thats iron guard

[native spade]

You will get shor to shit on the way there

[rose thorn]

Hey I read every single space marine chapter lex page

[solid horizon]

defeats are so much of my usual routine that it doesn't affect me anymore

makes victories more tasteful

[native spade]

The true iron warrior grindset

Causalties are just a number, and bigger the number, the better

[rose thorn]

I am of the political alignment they should represent the regiments with upgrade sprues

[solid horizon]

go my android minions, DESTROY THEM

[native spade]

How tho?

There needs to be like 3 base kits still

[solid horizon]

yeah well it would imply a 10 man kit with actually 100 men in it

[native spade]

One for coat wearing regiments

One of Cadian based ones

And one for Catachan esque mfers

[solid horizon]

how do you deal with regiments that have totally different uniform style

[native spade]

I aint stupid

[rose thorn]

Catachan need a refresh dear god

[native spade]

You are thinking like a Marine player and it shows

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[solid horizon]

tbh

some regiments could be alternate builds

the ones with similar uniforms

[rose thorn]

I think it’s the best of both worlds

[native spade]

The Guard regiments look mostly nothing alike one another

[rose thorn]

?

[native spade]

Its literally like saying Paint your Cadians red and call them Vostroyans

[rose thorn]

If you give them the proper head yeah

That’s… how kitbashing works

[solid horizon]

Kriegsmen/Steel legionaries
Mordians/Praetoria
Vostroyans/valkyrians or whatever the fuck is their name

[rose thorn]

Mordians can easily be a cadian upgrade sprue

[native spade]

"Yeah bro, just paint them red bro"

[rose thorn]

If anything they would be a krieg upgrade sprue

[solid horizon]

you could easily swap their head with praetorian heads

[native spade]

"Just get some upgrade sprues, they look alike to begin with"

[native spade]

Like i said

[native spade]

We would need a minimum of 3/4 base kits

[solid horizon]

thats why I suggested alternative builds for guardsmen who look somewhat similar

[solid horizon]

^

[native spade]

That was my point too

[rose thorn]

A lot of new art shows them wearing flak armor ontop of their informs

[native spade]

.

[storm jungle]

Mag

guard regiments do not look like each other

lmao

[solid horizon]

yup

[native spade]

Marine players are marining

Nothing new

[storm jungle]

she isnt a marine player but yea

[rose thorn]

I DONT EVEN PLAY MARINES

[native spade]

Dont you play GK?

[rose thorn]

That’s why I’m suggesting upgrade sprues

[solid horizon]

who do you play again (so I can make sure to be correctly biased)

[native spade]

Marines+

[rose thorn]

Waiting for refresh

[solid horizon]

RIGHT GREY KNIGHTS

ENJOY YOUR STAY IN THE SECONDHAND CABINET

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[native spade]

HAHAHHA

[rose thorn]

When the refresh drops I’ll have to see what extra bits there are

If there is alot I’ll probaly buy old GKs too and make them modern

[solid horizon]

tbh GK refresh implies daemon refresh or new daemons

[rose thorn]

I assure you it doenst

[solid horizon]

or at least WB refresh

[rose thorn]

Daemons are an AOS army now

[solid horizon]

fuck

[native spade]

They will be valid for 1 year on 40k, then get axed to be AoS only

GeeDubs dont want cross game viability no more

[rose thorn]

Tbf that is the best fate they could have had

[solid horizon]

how am I supposed to fight off legions of daemons then

[native spade]

Daemons are the most beloved soup army still

[rose thorn]

Except with custodies for some reason

[solid horizon]

are they joining chaos back ?

[native spade]

Because if they lock 1 range to either 30 or 40k, one of them will get cucked

[rose thorn]

Fight someone who is using the really bad “half CSM half Demons” detachments

[native spade]

The entire Custard armor range is HH

They either have to cuck 30k or 40k

[solid horizon]

the only player who I fight with that is death guard and I can tell you im not enjoying it

fucking toads of hell

[rose thorn]

toads?

The legends unit?

[solid horizon]

burgle and plogryns are not as easy to kill off as in darktide

[solid horizon]

yes

we do not care about what is legend and what isn't

as true friends should

[rose thorn]

Fair I am just surprised people own them

[native spade]

And i will assure you, they will some time in the future make the distinction between them

[rose thorn]

Sorry is sneezed

[native spade]

Give 40k custards new tanks

[solid horizon]

I mean she loves everything that's abominably ugly from nurgle

[storm jungle]

Almost like one is a videogame

crazy shit

[rose thorn]

What’s weird is that they made rules for the new tank and dreads

[native spade]

Like i said before

[rose thorn]

A MAGGOTKIN PLAYER!!!

[solid horizon]

now imagine if the burgle worked like the model one lmao

[native spade]

They do this for a year and 2 then gamelock models

[storm jungle]

[rose thorn]

Lmao

[native spade]

They force you to complete the other game range

[solid horizon]

"oh you didn't kill it in one picosecond ? bam full health"

[native spade]

And even if you didnt, you still paid for the tanks anyway

GW doesnt care anyhow. They made their money in the end

[solid horizon]

beast of nurgles are horrible to fight on tabletop, not even a grenade can kill them

[native spade]

They literally regen to full if you cant kill them

[solid horizon]

they go by squads of 3 and they have like 7 hp

[native spade]

I fucking hate them

[solid horizon]

and need to be killed in one phase

HOW GAMES WORKSHOP

HOW

I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE TO DEPLOY A WARHOUND TO FIGHT OFF BEASTS OF NURGLE

[rose thorn]

They have a statue of gulliman on Armageddon?

[native spade]

"Just screen, brah"

[solid horizon]

me trying to screen that deep strike pack of 6 beasts of nurgle occupying a strategic marker

I killed a toad once

it took me 3 havocs with a lascannon each

why does nurgle make super solid literal shit

isnt decay and rot supposed to make stuff more frail

[native spade]

Because they are the cutesy tank faction

"Isnt nurgle cute?"

Meanwhile every depiction of him in lore is literal Cthulu tier cosmic horror

The last time Nurgle was done well was in Tamurkhan's campaign in ye olde 2011

[surreal nest]

yeah but nurgle isnt just atrophy he is super powering his minions with unnatural regeneration

also would not consider anything 40k related anywhere near that level of lovecraftian or eldritch their powers and symbiotic nature with humanity is very well understood and fathomable

[rancid cove]

https://youtube.com/shorts/npzmcKdJWN0?si=H1efcGVcOTWOBWdE i fucking loved this
But also

Why would a group of dark eldars invade a emperors children vessel

[rose thorn]

Can’t wait for the full 11th edition box reveal then AOS drops a new foot hero and it mogs the whole box

[rancid cove]

Like out of ALL the legions you couldve picked you picked THE ONE you shouldve stayed away from?

[valid needle]

To fuck

[native spade]

Game reckognizes game

[rancid cove]

Well they were the bottoms in this situation

[rancid cove]

They walked into their biggest nightmare 😭

[valid needle]

They always are

[native spade]

Iron Sharpens Iron

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-gachi-muchi-gym-gif-26208724

[rancid cove]

It was more like bunny vs full grown lion

There are 2 types of Warhammer 40k fans whenever someone says Sanguinius/Fulgrim are twinks

[raven stone]

I mean TBF it is Dark Eldar.

They will never admit they are genuinely afraid of Slaanesh's followers

Arrogance does not lend itself to good decision making

[rancid cove]

It is really shown by the fear they felt when the light flickered for a mere second to reveal a daemonette standing in the corridor

[winged jacinth]

So it all starts with the butlerian jihad, which happens in Dune not 40k...

[rose thorn]

Have you heard of the hundredth monkey effect

[raven stone]

It pretty much takes Slaanesh Demons themselves to remind Dark Eldar of their mortality

They are arrogant enough that not even the non-demonic Chaos followers will phase them

[rose thorn]

https://youtu.be/uRl7l-z3BDk?si=ATorvo2-r2XuqtMx

Love this Raven gaurd abaddon

[rancid cove]

I wonder if I should give my OC lightning claws on her terminator armor

[rose thorn]

What chapter are they?

[rancid cove]

Homebrew warband
Chaos Undivided
She has Blood Angel gene-seed

[rose thorn]

Power claws are very BA

[rancid cove]

But power claws in each hand or just in one...?

[solid horizon]

arent they a lot more SW

[rose thorn]

It goes

Raven guard
SW
BA
WS

[rancid cove]

A lot of their termies use power claws

[rose thorn]

In terms of loyalists

Raven guard LOVE their power claws

Power talons

What ever same thing

[rancid cove]

BA are like
Jump-packs and power weapons

Except for the Flesh Tearers
They love dem chainswords and eviscerators

[solid horizon]

and drinking a lot of blood

[rancid cove]

[rose thorn]

Second to RG’s jump packs and power weapons

[rancid cove]

I dont judge them

Is tasty

Plus it makes them feel good and stronger :)

[rancid cove]

Yeah but BA are way cooler

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/family-feud-buzzer-wrong-answer-strike-survey-says-gif-16314402

[rancid cove]

Only cool thing RG have going is beak helmet nothing else

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/family-feud-buzzer-wrong-answer-strike-survey-says-gif-16314402

[heady rivet]

Rabbit in my yard isnt guarding his usual spot anymore

Guess his babies grew up

[rancid cove]

Now cook him for food

[solid horizon]

as basing material

[rancid cove]

In blood we are born and in blood it shall end

[solid horizon]

your own blood

[rose thorn]

If there was a cannibal Raven guard successor I assure you that they would be my favorite legion

[solid horizon]

vulture guard

[rancid cove]

Closest thing there is i think is that stinky renegade chapter in the ghoul stars i think

[valid needle]

Every chapter can use power claws

[rose thorn]

I know but they are highly associated with them

[heady rivet]

There is roughly 100000000 rabbits on this neighborhood I cant be making enemies

[rancid cove]

There's not a single chapter unique weapon lmao but people usually associate some weaponry with other chapters due to aesthetic

[solid horizon]

wallace & gromit plot

[rancid cove]

Like SW and axes

[heady rivet]

Went on a few 5AM walks before and saw genuinely like, 30-40 within half an hour

[solid horizon]

it would be concerning

if it was rabbids

[rose thorn]

The star phantoms? They are a DA successor

Or the death specters

They are not cannibals

[rancid cove]

Im pretty sure theres a RA renegade chapter who even has like an empire in the ghoul stars

Their leader even tried to talk back with Tyberos

Saying that the gauntlets were his and he wanted them back or some shit

[heady rivet]

Ashen Claws?

[rose thorn]

If you are talking about Carcharadons they aren’t renegade

[rancid cove]

Es

Yes

[rose thorn]

OHHH

[rancid cove]

Those stinkers

[rose thorn]

they are more of an HH thing I believe and don’t really count

Also not cannibals

[rancid cove]

God i hated that book

[vagrant fox]

They're still around in M41

[rancid cove]

So fucking much

[rancid cove]

Theyre still around

They literally seem to have an empire in the ghoul stars

Lmao

[solid horizon]

if youre a BA fan youve got to appreciate them all

[rancid cove]

Cant like the lamenters
Color scheme sucks

[solid horizon]

skill issue

[rancid cove]

Piss yellow armor and chessboard as heraldry doesnt work

[solid horizon]

yes it does

[heady rivet]

They have implemented DEI policies too because they respect w*men

[vagrant fox]

yes

[rose thorn]

It’s a reference apparently

One I do not get

[rancid cove]

Well idc i find it ugly as fuck

[solid horizon]

absolute peak retro scheming

at least it's not a fist, an imperial fist

[rancid cove]

Abhorrent
Lamenters should be erradicated by their color scheme alone

[rose thorn]

Libators mog

[solid horizon]

tbh I should eradicate you considering you are a blood angel fan

[rancid cove]

Blue aquila sign ew

[solid horizon]

you are nothing but basing material to my eyes

[rose thorn]

It’s in honour of their founding chapter

The ultra marines

[heady rivet]

I love when Astartes are flashy

Let em be

[rancid cove]

Don't talk to me you don't know the difference between flesh and patched skin in daemon-engine models

[heady rivet]

It should HURT the eyes to look at these little bastards

[rancid cove]

[solid horizon]

I mean I dont really fucking care on my 9 daemon engines it's painted as skin colored rubber

[rancid cove]

I also like it when theyre flashy but i just dont like the combination of the yellow and the checkboard painting

[rancid cove]

Because ur stoopid

[solid horizon]

silence no-model owner

[rancid cove]

Tabletop cuck

[solid horizon]

tabletop is the reason why you have lore

dumbass

models are not exclusive to tabletop either

[heady rivet]

@hallow plover is playing both sides with reacts rn. Get their ass

[rancid cove]

I enjoy the lore

You suffer with the badly designed game that make the community seethe every edition with new dumbass rules

[hallow plover]

I side with the chaosman

[heady rivet]

Dont you have a Necromunda gang to buy?

[solid horizon]

translation : my knowledge of tabletop is based off youtube meme videos

[rancid cove]

I read the books, chud

Smh smh

[solid horizon]

rule books ?

[hallow plover]

Books are made to push models

[rancid cove]

Wasting money on commission

[shadow plover]

tbf people getting pissy about the rules are either min maxing losers or people who don't even play the game

[solid horizon]

that

[rancid cove]

Those I pirate just to read the lore and then delete

[rancid cove]

Me reading the lore not giving a fuck

[solid horizon]

changing rules is not even maddening considering if you always play with the same rules it gets boring on the 20th game

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/im-from-the-cityyyyyy-gif-4548670119770313438

[heady rivet]

Its not wasting if its something that will bring joy

[solid horizon]

models are necessary life therapy

[rancid cove]

So buy them for me

[solid horizon]

(pls pls jems wokshop gimme free daemon engines im advertising ur product)

[solid horizon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1486537945010667570/MR.gif

[heady rivet]

Post order confirmation on a gang and I'll paypal half the price, bet

[solid horizon]

pls pls i need hereteks and rogue doctor

https://tenor.com/view/give-me-money-no-money-no-money-meme-money-please-beggar-emoji-gif-7109609360249280076

[rancid cove]

Dont ever ask GW to make up the entirety of the language instead of just small little words and phrases for hyper moments

[rose thorn]

I have been quietly dropping the idea of my partner buying a house eshen kit to convert into daughters of khaine for AOS

[rancid cove]

(It wont be for a necromunda gang)

[solid horizon]

bros ordering the bigass mephiston statue

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/judgemental-aristocrat-volturi-gif-23598881

[rancid cove]

Hes going into the jar

[heady rivet]

Sanguinius body pillow

[solid horizon]

big jar

[rancid cove]

The biggest jar

[solid horizon]

mephiston looks so effin goofy

CSM wannabe

[valid needle]

0 books read
0 models owned
7 OCs made

[heady rivet]

Escher, you mean. Unless you're into Rats

[rancid cove]

Me with the Sanguinius body pillow

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1490019305621032970/p0t2z9d.gif

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-farnsworth-shreds-to-shreds-you-say-gif-19143723

[rose thorn]

I eman esher lmao

[solid horizon]

I was about to say something but I dont think it's really appropriate

[rancid cove]

20 books read
0 models painted
9 OCs made

[solid horizon]

I'll say it anyways with a spoiler because I have balls of plasteel

||Coom until blood gets on sanguinus body pillow||

[rancid cove]

Real

[heady rivet]

What if you bought one and then didnt convert and just played Necromunda?

[rose thorn]

Because she lives in Poland and I live in the US, also it’s still financially supporting your favorite game

[solid horizon]

0 books read
100+ models painted
2 OCs made

[rose thorn]

You better read day of ascension

[rancid cove]

Im busy trying to force myself to finish rereading False Gods and Flight of Esenstein or whatever how you spell it

After that I have like 3 books i bought in the BL app to finish

[heady rivet]

Nevertheless

[rose thorn]

When delaque get their secundus kit or GSC get a proper gang release I’ll get it

[surreal nest]

The rules really arent badly written honestly

Community seethes because they are chubby tabletop chuds

[fervent geode]

Play Kill Team

[rancid cove]

No im a lore only foid

[rose thorn]

10th edition really suffered but 11th looks like the best edition since sliced bread

[heady rivet]

What would a GSC gang release even be? Its just the tabletop GSC minis anyway

[fervent geode]

Plastic crack will come

[surreal nest]

I am very excited for 11th genuinely

[solid horizon]

custodes and imperial knights main

[rose thorn]

I mean a second inbred stealer cult box lol

[solid horizon]

I meant the chubby complainers

not the rules (rules too)

[rancid cove]

Not yet it won't
I'm poor for at least this entire month

[rose thorn]

Imperial Knight players hated 10th so bad lol

[surreal nest]

My reaction to a knights main

[solid horizon]

real

[arctic talon]

Knights deserve their agony always/j

[surreal nest]

I bought a shadowsword just to one shot my friend's angron

[shadow plover]

they gotta bring these images back

[surreal nest]

[solid horizon]

whether you want it or no, im going to melee your knight with all my demon engines

[rose thorn]

This edition looks like it will do no favors for non spam arminger lists

[heady rivet]

Malstrains

[solid horizon]

and there is NOTHING you can do about it

[raven stone]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/g6f0lbmk/wazdakka-gutsmek-rules-revealed-launch-your-own-speedwaaagh/

Warlords converting units to have Battleline is a thing now

[solid horizon]

go my minions, DESTROY THEM

[surreal nest]

The GSC necromunda launch box looked insane honestly

Almost copped

Then whoever the fuck these people are

[raven stone]

~~Escher ~~ Van Saaar + Spyrer hunters

I have a Spyrer mini as a Rogue Trader, waiting for another mini to arrive for some...customisation

[rose thorn]

Yeah my only issues have been that the malstarin genestealers are much better than normal ones and that the kit is literally besides that like 4 heads on a spruce

[raven stone]

Even without the malstrains, the human cultists would be nice addition to actual GS Cultist army

[rose thorn]

Spyrer hunters fuck

[rose thorn]

Yeah it’s good for kitbashes, I plan to take the one with the robot eye and throw it on a yarrick

[surreal nest]

Like this shit is just insane

[raven stone]

Yea, the box set has the big fighty one, with the other Spyrers styles sold as another box set of 4

[ripe forum]

Haiiiii

[raven stone]

ello

[ripe forum]

Jello

[heady rivet]

Thats Van Saar

[raven stone]

Damnit my lack of sleep getting to me

[surreal nest]

Are these essentially darktide dregs

[heady rivet]

No!

[solid horizon]

dregs but with more napkins on

[heady rivet]

Those are the Nomads of the Ash Wastes

They wear hazard suits

[surreal nest]

What's my darktide dreg equivalent

[solid horizon]

renegade militia

[rose thorn]

Cultists

[solid horizon]

forgeworld range

[surreal nest]

That makes more sense

[raven stone]

Chaos Cultists...but that having been said, would not surprise me if the designs were borrowed from that image

[heady rivet]

And the word for them in their language is an obvious corruption of "Hazard Suit"

[raven stone]

40k is a far flung future of imprefectly remembered things

[rose thorn]

Oh huh

Neat

[solid horizon]

(not mine, just looked them up on internet tho my brothers has a lot ofthem)

it's always weird when you see them not yellow and brown colored because of darktide

[raven stone]

Also as a side note

technically speaking almost anything human can be convereted to a Chaos cultist

simply because how...insane...they look can vary depending on the stage of corruption they are at

[raven stone]

your Chaos Heretic can range from looking like 100% normal human at early points

To....well, Darktide spikes of villainy once steeped in enough insanity

[fervent geode]

May you receive funds for plastic crack

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-say-that-say-that-agian-marvel-fantastic-gif-12441585058103544841

[ripe forum]

Why do nurgle worshippers wear gas masks

[rose thorn]

Smells and

Bad*

[fervent geode]

They don’t necessarily

[solid horizon]

they breathe those nurgle fumes

but also it looks cool

[fervent geode]

It’s just that the Moebians we encounter already had been wearing them

[solid horizon]

it also visually tells something

[ripe forum]

But why do mutants have meat gas masks

[solid horizon]

gas masks are not enough of a protection against nurgle

[raven stone]

Yea, most Chaos aligned Guard unit just keep whatever their uniform is (but add spikes and chaos symbols all over it)

[fervent geode]

What mutants?

[solid horizon]

they are based on ogryn minis

[raven stone]

And if they happen to have masks, they keep them

[ripe forum]

Wait never mind

It's cloth

My TV is just ass and I couldn't differentiate the colors

[fervent geode]

As we can see from these poxwalkers, only one has a gas mask and it’s clearly from a suit he wore in pre corrupted life

[ripe forum]

[solid horizon]

new poxwalers are neat

[raven stone]

Well, minor corection.
Gas Masks can help with the physical aspect of Nurgle's corruption somewhat, but then the virus can still infect you if your mind is impure.

(basically it reduces one vector and slows the spread...a little bit)

[solid horizon]

covid facemasks

[rose thorn]

OOOOOOO

I am quite fond of stalagmites

[ripe forum]

All fun and games until it rusts the gas mask to dust

[solid horizon]

breathing that good nurgle asbestos

[fervent geode]

Some of the sealed air masks actually then trap the wearer to breathe nothing but pox air

[raven stone]

Pretty much. The Gas mask will not make you immune or protect you from the physical aspect, but buys you precious minutes/seconds to get the fuck out.

[ripe forum]

Unless you're a reject

[solid horizon]

jesus told me to buy 3 defilers sorry

[ripe forum]

Jesus fracking Christ

[tough haven]

That’s what it stands for

[raven stone]

They are losing the plot more than they had done so...

[celest cedar]

aaah

republican jesus my beloved

[fervent geode]

Jesus told me to deport my neighbour

[rose thorn]

Who has that Jesus oil rant

[fervent geode]

And start wars

[solid horizon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8

[tough haven]

Me when I’m in a heresy and blasphemy competition and my opponent is republican evangelists

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-gif-5928675730449509852

[raven stone]

so...republican evangelists are Word Bearers :p?

[fervent geode]

Lvl 1 Sinner vs Lvl 1000 Mammon worshipper