#40k-lore-chat

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storm jungle
arctic talon
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The Imperium literally has a fucking council of 13

ripe forum
sacred ginkgo
arctic talon
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reproduce fast
massively xenophobic
tons of infighting
A council of 13

ripe forum
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And then take a little more cause they're greedy bastards

vagrant fox
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Bring back imperial skaven slaves penal troops

ripe forum
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Emperium?

arctic talon
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Imperium

sacred ginkgo
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Emporium

arctic talon
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Couple so bad in AoS Nagash got them married to make the other suffer more

vagrant fox
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Whoumst

languid meadow
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Couldn't be the goat

rocky gale
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Lady Olynder and Kurdoss Valentian

rancid cove
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So what you're telling me is... we should gatekeep more...

rocky gale
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Mortarch of Grief and The Craven King

vagrant fox
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Oh right

ripe forum
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Ngl

rocky gale
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As punishment for his crimes, Nagash banished him to the cuck chair so that he may witness others conquer the Kingdoms he could never claim for himself

arctic talon
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You also forgot he’s never allowed to win a duel

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Everytime he almost wins his guards shoot the opponent to death

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lol

ripe forum
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Beta 40k factions all hating each other vs the Chad Warhammer fantasy factions putting aside their differences for the greater good (or evil)

rocky gale
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and the heralds on his throne are the brothers he betrayed in life, they mock and humiliate him constantly

storm jungle
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*Chad Warhammer Fantasy & Age of Sigma

vagrant fox
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They can fix each other, those two. I believe

storm jungle
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bro why is the Death faction filled with so many assholes

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literally the best part of their lore i swear

arctic talon
rocky gale
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They were loyal servants of Nagash

arctic talon
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Yeah

vagrant fox
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Grim Harvest was good, I should read another AoS book this decade

arctic talon
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And?

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Nagash must pay for his crimes

ripe forum
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I cannot think of a single group that's better off in Warhammer 40k than in fantasy

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Which is funny because chaos blew up the fucking world AFoxy_LaughKEKW

vagrant fox
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Why punish Nagash for being a little whimsical when Azyr must be destroyed

storm jungle
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said factions all survived into AOS

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so its even funnier

ripe forum
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The world ended and they're still better off

rancid cove
storm jungle
ripe forum
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And even if you're comparing the necrons to the tomb kings, they're better off dead than robots lol

rancid cove
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Coming up with new factions? IN THIS ECONOMY? GET OUT OF HERE!!

arctic talon
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lol

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Also tbf none of the factions from whfb survived survived

vagrant fox
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Inshallah we will get more factions in WHFB

arctic talon
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They’re not the same at all

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lol

arctic talon
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Smh

ripe forum
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I can't wait for settra to pop out like gotrek but be in 40k and give the thousand sons and aneurysm

languid meadow
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Where is my dragon emperor gw

vagrant fox
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More, my gluttony and greed is endless

arctic talon
languid meadow
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I know you're itching to bring them into AoS gw

rocky gale
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GAMES WORKSHOP, ADD ESTALIA TO OLD WORLD AND MY WALLET IS YOURS

vagrant fox
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I just want Araby to get fully fleshed out and not be like it was and watch cretins crawl out of the woodwork and get banned

ripe forum
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Everyone is better than that guy

arctic talon
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For estalia

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For some fucking reason

rocky gale
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Then no wallet

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It stays shut

arctic talon
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Well forgeworld rather

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lol

vagrant fox
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GW hates WHFB 😔

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Tilea must dominate Estalia and not through proxy rules

arctic talon
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Should have sold better

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Smh

vagrant fox
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I tried, I was just like Sigmar holding on to a stupid rock except I failed and it wasn't cool

arctic talon
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If the leaks about old world come true

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Which I hope not

rocky gale
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Is Estalia in the leaks?

vagrant fox
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Is it being taken out back again?

arctic talon
arctic talon
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💀

vagrant fox
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Lmbo

vagrant fox
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Not surprising

arctic talon
storm jungle
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I thought it was selling hot

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what happened

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lol

arctic talon
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Just not hot enough

storm jungle
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based

arctic talon
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Also it doesn’t help

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You’re paying 80$ for old ass plastic sometimes

wary fulcrum
storm jungle
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all the models are recycled playdough?

arctic talon
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From the fucking 90’s

vagrant fox
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My freaking dreams of expanded amazons ind and araby

storm jungle
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yeah lmao

arctic talon
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Amazons got more support in bloodbowl then they ever did in whfb

vagrant fox
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Yeah it's a little funny

arctic talon
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the tomb king skeletons from the fucking launch box

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are from the 90's

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like

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are you fucking kidding me GW

crystal forum
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man why is donald genuinely just the nicest guy

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everybody likes him

arctic talon
vagrant fox
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I like WHFB but the models at the store I was at were old af, didn't even check twice

arctic talon
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90$ for this shit btw

rocky gale
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What I don't get is that they had all the new models, why didn't they just sell those from the start instead of trying to foist the fucking jank ass Tomb Kings on people

vagrant fox
arctic talon
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because they probably had stock of Bret and TK

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lol

arctic talon
crystal forum
rocky gale
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Oh thank god

crystal forum
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the only government worker who isnt an asshole

rocky gale
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I thought you were declaring loyality to the other Donalds

crystal forum
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no

storm jungle
arctic talon
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like this shit is beautiful, the new stuff

storm jungle
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME

vagrant fox
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No lmbo

arctic talon
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WHFB was always expensive as shit

rocky gale
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Like you have new stuff, sell the new stuff

arctic talon
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lol

rocky gale
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Put the old shit in the fucking trash

arctic talon
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its for 36 soldiers

crystal forum
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also i think dupli kate really fucking sucks

arctic talon
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but WHFB has always had a massive fucking price issue

crystal forum
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shes just the worst hero

arctic talon
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especially for fodder infantry

rocky gale
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No one wants it, they only lied about wanting it because they were grognards

arctic talon
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mfw I got to pair my brand new lich priests with this shit

vagrant fox
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So old and cool

arctic talon
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okay unironically

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some of the old stuff looks good

rocky gale
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How many boxes did you buy Sigsen?

arctic talon
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but not the REALLY old stuff

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lol

vagrant fox
vagrant fox
rocky gale
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Today

crystal forum
vagrant fox
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Just one box of khorne berserkers, I was gonna grab corpse grinders too but my phone broke

rocky gale
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No Old World

crystal forum
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also who tf just lets their friends think they died

vagrant fox
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I've been bamboozled

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Nothing today but I had like 3 boxes of chaos warriors a few empire

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It wasn't a lot but I was a little boy innocent to the world

arctic talon
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CAM ON CHAOS KILL SOME FACKIN SIGMARITES

vagrant fox
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I had a grand plan to make a priest of sigmar into a chaos model and I thought it was really original

crystal forum
arctic talon
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its still so goddamn funny chosen get a musician

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but not normal Chaos Warriors

crystal forum
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man why doesnt 40k get battle bards

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suck my cock

vagrant fox
rancid cove
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bro got hacked

vagrant fox
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This again

rocky gale
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Wow these guys are annoying

storm jungle
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Get out

rancid cove
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Banish them to the shadow realm

vagrant fox
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Someone ping dilara even though she's here

crystal forum
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so thats how bots have gotten around link bans huh

vagrant fox
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Idk I didn't get to check the bio

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On the upside for WHFB at least Cathay got models

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also Lorica Clothing had an interesting video on their armour and the details are pretty neat

arctic talon
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Cathay's armor is great

solid horizon
arctic talon
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Slaves to Darkness drip remains unmatched

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among all chaos factions

solid horizon
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Ngl I feel like chaos minis become more and more stiff and less dynamic, not saying they were before (they were not)

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40k wise

vagrant fox
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I wonder how much GW worked with people who know what's up with chinese armour because of that

arctic talon
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tbh

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the issue is Cathay are like Ming era mostly

rancid cove
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I don't care how many cool ass minis AoS gets I'm not LEARNING ITS LORE

vagrant fox
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It's cool lore

mossy peak
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zealot backpacks

arctic talon
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stealing this for my admech homebrew

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deadass

rancid cove
solid horizon
vagrant fox
arctic talon
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Mountain armor was falling out of favor during the Ming Dynasty

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for reasons I cannot remember

solid horizon
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Not hal but it reminds me of this pic

arctic talon
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loyalist, heretek, or chaos

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call it

solid horizon
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I think it's a heretek

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But I could be wrong

arctic talon
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I deadass cannot tell

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between heretek or loyalist

sharp pollen
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lifeass

arctic talon
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I'm leaning heretek bcs of the mechadendrite design

solid horizon
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Hereteks tend to be depicted in browner tones ive noticed

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I think ive seen this on the dark mechanicum wiki page

vagrant fox
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$2 on heretek because that backpack looks scrungly

solid horizon
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I guess it's like the john blanche illustrations where the difference between loyalist and dark skitarii is that the dark one has baby corpses on him

vagrant fox
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Sus moment

solid horizon
arctic talon
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You saw nothing

solid horizon
# solid horizon

Also I like how the new HH skitarii kit lets you build the marshal like that

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Minus baby corpses

rocky gale
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Wow, who could have forseen this

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Doomfire Warlocks being moved to Legends, say it aint so

vagrant fox
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Revenge for not supporting whfb

solid horizon
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There is a head option with a hood but it's not depicted anywhere on official pictures and seemingly no one has used it

rocky gale
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One second

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I'm the one person who used it

solid horizon
rocky gale
vagrant fox
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Looks nice

solid horizon
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Best head option ngl

rocky gale
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Yep 100%

solid horizon
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That claw is just too drippy

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Beats the staff by a thousand miles

vagrant fox
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The Restless Dead is beans dude Steve Lyons straight up wrote ||'they were truly dead men walking'||
I gotta go to bed man this has shaken me

rocky gale
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Mine only has one servo skull because I dropped one while building it and haven't been able to find it

solid horizon
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Mine keeps falling

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I think I lost the claw it fell because I didn't use enough glue and can't find it

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Might be at my brother's place I hope

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Claw too good to be lost

rocky gale
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Hopefully you can find it, like you said the claw is the best weapon option

nocturne crest
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Damn it. One of the co creators of red dwarf passed away this year.

ripe forum
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Chat how do you feel about the term "larper"

rocky gale
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Chat, why do people keep sending me gifs of women kissing

solid horizon
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Are they women ?

cerulean trellis
rocky gale
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Lame ship tbh

cerulean trellis
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agreed

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might be the reason though

rocky gale
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Real shit tho

vagrant fox
cerulean trellis
vagrant fox
rocky gale
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Yes

vagrant fox
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A lot of blue women these days

cerulean trellis
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jinx is adorbs :3

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though to be fair Violet is more my type

rocky gale
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I remember my history

crystal forum
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arent they kids

rocky gale
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Jinx and Maddie?

crystal forum
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yeah

rocky gale
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No

crystal forum
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they look like it

rocky gale
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Maddie is like 20 and Jinx is 19

crystal forum
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sure

cerulean trellis
arctic talon
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Maddie probably isn’t a child but she def wasn’t an adult when she began her infiltration lol

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Because noxus hasn’t outlawed child soldiers(yet)

young pecan
arctic talon
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lol

young pecan
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Damn sadge

arctic talon
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Child soldiers have been outlawed since the trifarax took power

young pecan
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Didn't see that one coming ngl

arctic talon
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Not because of any sort of moral reasons tbf

young pecan
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Oh okay

arctic talon
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It’s because children make poor soldiers

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Better to just train them till they’re adults lol

arctic talon
# young pecan Oh okay

Slavery was legal in Noxus during arcane though lmao which the trifarax did outlaw under moral grounds TopKekSphere

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Mel's family had slaves when she was a kid still lol

young pecan
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What is the deal with the trifarax

arctic talon
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and an adult

young pecan
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Is that Swain's organization or something

arctic talon
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Which is a Merocratic Republic(sorta)

young pecan
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Darius killed the old king in his cinematic for the Trifarax right?

arctic talon
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Nah

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that was just some random borderlord between Demacia and noxus

young pecan
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Ahh

arctic talon
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this was the Emperor of Noxus

young pecan
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It looks kinda like he's sucking on the handguard

rocky gale
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He a freak

young pecan
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Freak ah emperor

arctic talon
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But the Trifarax has 3 main Tiers

The Trifarax itself(Swain, Darius, The Faceless)
The Nobles, Generals, Merchants who have been elected to their posts
Regional Governors

storm jungle
arctic talon
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oh my god

storm jungle
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did this man get horrifically murdered

arctic talon
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Yes

storm jungle
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LMAO

arctic talon
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he got fucking split in half

storm jungle
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CHECKS OUT

rocky gale
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The Faceless?

arctic talon
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infront of the Entire Noxian army that was present in the capitol at the time

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They gave him the good old Noxian Guillotine

cerulean trellis
arctic talon
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which is a very popular method of execution

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Getting split down the middle from head to Groin in a single blow with a bladed weapon

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its fast, its merciful, its exceedingly brutal

arctic talon
# rocky gale The Faceless?

She(? probably) is the principle of Guile and is known for never speaking and being creepy. She's from the Assassins guild and wears a veil covering her face and body constantly.

rocky gale
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Based

arctic talon
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She's also explictly not Leblanc

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and also she's really good at sneaking up on people

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the one time she was "caught" she had kidnapped one of the assassins beforehand and swapped herself with them and cut their tongue out so they couldn't speak

rocky gale
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Based, now we just got to kill both Swain and Darius and replace them with people who don't suck and Noxus will be led by cool people

arctic talon
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Swain and Darius are cool

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smh

arctic talon
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darius's daughter being a better noxian then him will never not be funny though

rancid cove
rocky gale
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So now we just need a replacement for Swain

arctic talon
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no

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Swain is cool

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hush

arctic talon
# rancid cove

||he literally would though lmao based on all the other viltrumites, they literally have all partaken in genocide and enjoyed it||

flat nimbus
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||Invincible, or ‘oops, everyone sucks here’||

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comic spoilers: ||Allen will have done nothing wrong||

arctic talon
flat nimbus
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||gonna riot if Ollie gets his fate changed but Rex didn’t, smh||

lament shoal
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crystal forum
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so considerate

sacred ginkgo
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I could use one of those

arctic talon
crystal forum
# lament shoal https://youtu.be/rkssE7zbtCg. FUCKKKKKK I’D FORGOTTEN HOW HARD THIS SONG GOES

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storm jungle
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because its like

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"Am I suppose to give a shit."

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(also oliver deserves it)

flat nimbus
crystal forum
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oliver shouldnt have interfered

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bastard child

arctic talon
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lol

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Show oliver is way less evil honestly

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I think he'd actually be despised if he was done 1 to 1 with the comics lol

crystal forum
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kirkman is kinda terrible at writing morally bad characters i feel

storm jungle
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Hes really not

crystal forum
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they usually end up cartoonshly evil

storm jungle
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"cartoonisly evil"

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have you looked at like

crystal forum
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nah this shit is everywhere in walking dead

storm jungle
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the people we see IRL

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and on the news

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lol

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im sorry but theres no "cartoonish" anymore

crystal forum
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im not a big fan of his character writing sometimes

storm jungle
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Yeah idc, it fits.

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Humans can be absolutely horrible pieces of shits

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its not like there isnt an evidence for it with tons of people

flat nimbus
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The bigger problem imo is his ‘redemptions’

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for, y’know, horrible monsters

crystal forum
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the problem is his "evil" characters usually have no fucking reason to be evil

flat nimbus
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don’t always land

lament shoal
sacred ginkgo
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We are not here yet

vital ginkgo
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Which traitor legion would give humanity the greatest chance at survival if they ruled the imperium?

raven stone
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yea..

flat nimbus
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hate to break it to you but any chance of survival humanity has is a rounding error

storm jungle
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they are written to be villains so it kinda sucks as is

crystal forum
raven stone
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I mean, unless you are talking about "traitor legions before they went batshit insane from Chaos juice

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in which case...Word Bearers know how to run worlds on a good day

flat nimbus
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anyway let the Night Lords run things, they can’t do any worse

raven stone
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T Sons

arctic talon
sacred ginkgo
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Red corsairs or some shit?????? They all are murder death kill

arctic talon
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They’re not a legion

raven stone
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Word Bearers, Thousand Sons

arctic talon
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If it’s late heresy the answer is prolly none of them

raven stone
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those are the more...sane....ones

arctic talon
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The word bearers will let humanity survive

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Just as worshipers of chaos

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Sons of Horus were batshit insane marine supremacists

flat nimbus
raven stone
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amongs the Traitor Legions (again, Before they sucked on Chaos juice)

arctic talon
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Tbh

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Even post chaos juice

sacred ginkgo
arctic talon
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Word bearers wouldn’t want human to go extinct

crystal forum
arctic talon
sacred ginkgo
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Honorary legion status

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Can you really say no to that toothy grin

arctic talon
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Largest warband run by non oldheads

vital ginkgo
raven stone
arctic talon
arctic talon
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You’ll live a horrid existence

storm jungle
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Chaos would swallow the galaxy

arctic talon
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But humanity will survive

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In a horrid way

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lol

storm jungle
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Also that yeah

vital ginkgo
storm jungle
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like most people would prob evacuate the milky way lol

arctic talon
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No

raven stone
arctic talon
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Thousand sons go first

raven stone
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IIRC

arctic talon
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Thousand sons treat their civilization the least shit

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Word bearers second least shit

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Thousand sons try to not sacrifice their own populace on the planet of sorcerers

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For rituals

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They just kidnap people instead

vital ginkgo
arctic talon
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They’re batshit insane marine supremacists

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So yes

flat nimbus
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because some dork in power armor said his magic words wrong (or right)

arctic talon
vital ginkgo
arctic talon
sacred ginkgo
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Literally anything else

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Dust would be pretty cool

arctic talon
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Though Ahriman is banned

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From the planet of sorcerers

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lol

raven stone
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blame Black Library

vital ginkgo
raven stone
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Focal is mostly on Ahriman nowadays and he is hardly the entire legion (and is exiled)

crystal forum
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oh my god they gave battle beast a jetpack

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he can fly

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viltrum is SO fucked

rancid cove
crystal forum
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im hopemaxxing

arctic talon
storm jungle
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tbh

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we saw what happened last time

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he floated endlessly in space punching a viltrumite to death

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LMAO

crystal forum
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he still killed that fucker!!!

arctic talon
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Yeah

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He’s the goddamn GOAT

crystal forum
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there was nothing left lmao

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dude this is literally the dream team

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i want to go out on a limb and say the series will never have such an op amount of heros in one battle again

flat nimbus
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well….

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yes and no, is I think the answer

arctic talon
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No spoilers

crystal forum
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dawg im already under the impression that half the people will die 😭

arctic talon
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Smh

crystal forum
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the most likely to die here tbh

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is thadeus

arctic talon
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How many more episodes left

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2?

crystal forum
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least likely is invincible

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yeah 2

arctic talon
crystal forum
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hey still gotta say it

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i feel like all the other characters have way more story ahead of them

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so they wont die but they might get really fucked up

crystal forum
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maybe

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maybe nolan dies....

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something is telling me this is going to happen

crystal forum
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PLEASE LET THE EPISODE COME OUT IM DYING

arctic talon
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I needs it

crystal forum
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this season is already better than last one

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the action came out of nowhere in season 3

storm jungle
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Jay is killing me because we all gotta keep our mouths shut to not ruin anything

crystal forum
sharp pollen
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Ruin me

crystal forum
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i am so joyous and innocent

sharp pollen
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Im more into tekken

arctic talon
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me no like 3d

crystal forum
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OH MY GOD

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battle beast keeping it real as usual

rancid cove
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Is that also porn sku sku

crystal forum
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that is a stroking gesture

rancid cove
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why do you have so many

sharp pollen
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i just typed hop on tekken in the gif search

sharp pollen
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tbh this is not the wildest shit ive seen about tekken

arctic talon
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Anytime someone says Tekken is realistic I have a seizure

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Electric wind god fist is truly the most realistic thing ever

sharp pollen
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nobody... said that?

arctic talon
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Lmao

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Nah

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Just tangentially related

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lol

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To tekken

sharp pollen
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there is like

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demon blooood

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demons

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uhhh

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who else

arctic talon
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And angels

sharp pollen
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yeah yeah

arctic talon
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There’s also uh

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The fuckin like

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Alien thing

sharp pollen
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kenguru

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also everyone talks in their own language

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which rocks tbh

arctic talon
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Yeah

rancid cove
sharp pollen
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are you talking about fighting?

rancid cove
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bamboozeld

daring creek
sharp pollen
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btw

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there was a bug in tekken 8

rancid cove
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this seems slightly interesting tbh

jade holly
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I haven’t played in ages

rancid cove
jade holly
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I had a feeling it was a Chaos Spawn

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Looked different from the one in Darktide but I assume it’s cause one is Nurgle and the other Tzeentch

wise wolf
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(Due to the original being blocked in over 278 countries, I decided to go with Idea number one. Sorry everyone, Here's the link to the Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iikjrXs3RpY
It probably won't work but there you go)

"Cast down the idols! Destroy the temples! Slay the priests! Show these fools that they worship nothing more than a...

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rancid cove
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Chaos Spawns don't have a fixed appearance according to lore so they have variety in how they look-act

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All i know is that guy with horns and wings is the one people complain the most about because 90% of his movesets have feints and people who cant parry for shit struggle against them

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Guy with multiple heads is my least favorite because some times the game just refuses to let you parry his shit

rancid cove
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The other 2 are easy

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Last guy makes me mald, seethe and cope

quiet orchid
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Lmao

quiet orchid
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Most with the game, the enemie RNG always chooses me

rancid cove
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All I want is for GW to add these to PvE
I don't care if I have to play 200 chaos missions to unlock it I just want it so bad

sacred ginkgo
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The game is 20 doubloons

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Should i

rancid cove
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sm2?

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Look Im incredibly biased and autistic- but yes :)

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Likely brain damaged

sharp pollen
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i guess saber did a good job if ppl play sm2 a lot

sacred ginkgo
sacred ginkgo
rancid cove
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every day i get from work i play that shit for like 4 hours straight

rancid cove
sacred ginkgo
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I could also buy lob corp for 20(5) doubloons

arctic talon
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ngl its funny as shit how the Striking Scorpions who's main weapon is chainswords, have an exarch weapon thats a fucking powerfist

rancid cove
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when in doubt just punch shit

rose thorn
rancid cove
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its all porn

rose thorn
arctic talon
sharp pollen
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thats the game where you go into the customization and make your character bare foot

arctic talon
rancid cove
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foot...

rose thorn
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i thought it was dead oralive xtreme 2

arctic talon
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ngl

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they deadass should have kept Heihachi dead longer and used Reina as a Heihachi clone kit wise

sharp pollen
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comupliteli ded

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reina birthed a lot of gooners

arctic talon
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Reina is the only Mishima kit who isn't a man

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anyways she has Aura

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Except Tekken 8 also has 4 FUCKING MISHIMA'S AAAAAAA

sharp pollen
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t8 doesnt have aura

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cause it doesnt have Miguel

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fuck t8

arctic talon
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lol

sharp pollen
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bad gif

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ffs

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my main from t7...

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they just didnt put him in t8...

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fucking gifs KEKW_ogryn

arctic talon
sharp pollen
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nearest dlc chars are kunimitsu, bob and roger

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and then someone new in winter

arctic talon
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Yeah

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thats what I mean

sharp pollen
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later (maybe in a year and a half)

rancid cove
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WHY IS IT ALL JUST PORN WHY DOES TENOR ALLOW THAT

rose thorn
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Thy dont allow yaoi tho

rancid cove
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amazing

sacred ginkgo
rose thorn
sharp pollen
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thats right, no gays

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tenor is omiyega based

tough haven
sacred ginkgo
outer wave
arctic talon
daring creek
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did these commercials ever depicting gamers like this ever work

languid meadow
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considering these were for like

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pre-teens yeah probably

young pecan
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God I just remembered the controllers you could use to play demos inside of Wal-Marts

daring creek
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real

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i remember the ones in gamestop

daring creek
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was this unironic

heady rivet
daring creek
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why...

copper island
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the crescent gorgets on the veteran penal uniforms kinda look like the gorgets worn by nazi feldgendarmie militants

copper island
daring creek
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hes from sin of long load times

daring creek
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The Black Templars DEFINITELY aren't nazi adjacent or anything like that

copper island
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all the people who like black templars are nazis

daring creek
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How can Black Templars be racist?

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Theyre black

copper island
# daring creek The Black Templars DEFINITELY aren't nazi adjacent or anything like that

Christian fascism is a religious and political philosophy that blends Christianity with fascism, endorsing violence, authoritarian rule and the regeneration of society on the basis of the Bible and its teachings. Christian fascists advocate for the establishment of the authority of religion and morals in personal, social, and political life of t...

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tho u could probably equate this to anything in the imperium

daring creek
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Erm actually wikipedia can be wrong sometimes so that invalidates this entire article 😌

copper island
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Positive Christianity (German: positives Christentum) was a religious movement within Nazi Germany which promoted the belief that the racial purity of the German people should be maintained by mixing racialistic Nazi ideology with either fundamental or significant elements of Nicene Christianity. Adolf Hitler used the term in point 24 of the 192...

daring creek
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positive christianity

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already several swastikas

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hmm

copper island
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this is u

daring creek
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no

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thats u

copper island
wise wolf
heady rivet
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*on my deathbed, saying my final goodbyes to my friends and family when suddenly a cloaked stranger enters the room*
me: it…it can’t be…is it really you? am I dreaming?
my ork son who has spent the last 40 years in hiding and was presumed dead: gorgutz here now…father…

native spade
# heady rivet Yeah its 1:1 a rip <:Meru_TEEF:1471724815399522567>

Gorgets werent exclusive to Nazis, they were worn by most specialist units from Linear Warfare up until ww1 by specialist troops (Grenadiers, Dragoons, Sappers). The Feldgendermarie kept the tradition, which was abandoned after ww2 after Camo became the new standart

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But that one looks suspiciously like a FGM gorget, i wont lie

arctic talon
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its likely intentional

native spade
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"Hans, are we ze baddies"

arctic talon
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the original Cadian minis were designed to be Nazi Germany historical minis before GW realized it was a bad idea to compete with historicals(they honestly could have in retrospect)

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lol

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lemme find the original cadians one moment

native spade
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I mean, i love the Steel Legion. Doesnt change the fact that they were literally modelled after the SS Panzergrenadiers

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And given American coat colours to avoid controversy

arctic talon
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a big chunk of the "old" guard regiments

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were redone from GW's experiments on doing historicals

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lol

native spade
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Yeah, the Praetorian Guard are literal redcoats

arctic talon
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well those came way later

native spade
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With the Pith hats and all

arctic talon
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ironically

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But yeah

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the Praetorians came with wave "2" so to speak

native spade
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From what i know, the ASL's regimental emblem was supposed to have a cog/gear as its rim

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But the machine couldnt render it on pewter

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So, we got the logo we know today

arctic talon
arctic talon
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tbh of the concept art for the new SL stuff GW is doing later, I do not like the ones with the A symbol

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lol

native spade
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Its jank

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It looks cringe, i wont lie

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Honestly, just add the gear and call it a day

arctic talon
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yeah

native spade
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Maybe change the color of it and invert so that it looks distinct from the White Scars thunderbolt

arctic talon
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Tbh

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the original logo is fine

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even if it gives those sorts of undertones

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it matches what the Steel Legion are ultimately

native spade
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They are literal panzergrenadiers

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They were THE OG vaugely german regiment

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Basically do this, with a cog rim

arctic talon
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tbh if this is the final one they pick the A will be easy as hell to scrape off anyways

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since its on a flat chest

native spade
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I dont think they will

arctic talon
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Its the one they linger on

native spade
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These guys unironically look more Krieg than the current design

arctic talon
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its concept art from 2025

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so who the fuck knows what they're doing now

native spade
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Without their gloves and their short boots

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If they are stormtroopers, instead of normal Guardsmen

arctic talon
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tbh its the shoulderpads

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lol

native spade
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I can see the appeal

arctic talon
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that make them look kriegy

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imo

native spade
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The new designs literally have the same armored gloves and equally short boots as krieg

arctic talon
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tbh

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I'm sure the new minis will look good

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probably

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All the guard refreshes have been good

native spade
arctic talon
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I like them all tbh

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but I don't play guard

native spade
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I hate that they are moving away from the drip in their newest CO models

native spade
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the new commissar model looks ass, for example

arctic talon
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Actually yeah I forgot about that

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the new comissar is mid as fuck lol

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I like the named one

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and Yarrick

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but the generic one is bleh

native spade
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M. Bison looking MFer

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your hat is too small

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This one will never be topped

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Hell, this guy looks better too

shadow plover
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The Commissar that came in the Minka Lesk set was immaculate in the other hand

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So good, the best some would say

native spade
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Oh it is

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It is perfect

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The hat is big

viral halo
native spade
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The gorget/cuirass looks meh

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i'd rather have a full cuirass or an embossed shirt

native spade
viral halo
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I hate the cuirasses

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Prefer just the coat

native spade
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Nah, the old Napoleonnic coats were the stuff

native spade
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Like this guy

viral halo
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Agreed

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I don’t like the over simplification a lot of units have gone through when getting refreshed

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Sanguinary guard, inquisitor coteaz

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They’ve lost their charm

native spade
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I still think Severina Raine was the best Comissar we got

viral halo
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She’s great

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The commemorative ones are always bangers

native spade
viral halo
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I think my fave is the one w the power fist

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From like 20 years ago

native spade
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People are afraid when they see detail nowadays

native spade
native spade
viral halo
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Forgeworld PES_Old

native spade
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Warhammer is supposed to be gothic and over the top

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I hate this new tacticool aestethic with a passion

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They are trying too hard to appeal to the mainstream sci-fi fans

viral halo
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Space marines def lost a lot of their charm with 8th Ed

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They seem to be walking it back little by little with the newer intercessors going to have vintage armor marks

native spade
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They went from beinf monastic knights to just generic roided super soldiers from any sci-fi setting

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Dont get me started on the Marine Aspect warriors neither

native spade
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Same with the intercessors

shadow plover
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The miniatures themselves haven't been that monastic knights either, just the artwork and lore aspects

viral halo
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Need more of this aesthetic

native spade
native spade
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Rather than be just embossed shoulder pads

shadow plover
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eh, they weren't that much more varied for the tac marines either

viral halo
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This was my favorite box ever prob

native spade
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But those old sprues had some good character making potential

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The current Templar and DA sprues are great though

shadow plover
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It's fine, but so is basic intercessors being too

native spade
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The rest are laughably bad

native spade
shadow plover
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The Strenguard are fine imo

native spade
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This was an upgrade sprue

native spade
shadow plover
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Vanguard we've seen one model of for the edition release box so hard to say so far

arctic talon
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The vanguard vets are a no from me in terms of drip lol

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I think Sternguard and bladeguard are fine

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Also the new BA sang priest looks like fuckin corbulo

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lol

native spade
viral halo
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The new Deathwing knights >>>

arctic talon
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tbh the ICC are prolly my favorite primaris mini

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lol

shadow plover
# native spade

I do prefer the current range of DA models over the old and this upgrade sprue

viral halo
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But I remember the old dark angels veterans box had enough bits for like 20 marines

arctic talon
native spade
viral halo
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Prob my biggest actual gripe is I feel like I have far less customization bits in the kits themselves compared to older kits

arctic talon
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Sanguinary Guard got fucked by the Refresh and I'm 99% sure someone on the modeling team hates Sanguinary guard with wings lmao

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Because the heresy studio models for sanguinary guard

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also don't got wings

native spade
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I just dont like their basic battle brothers looking plain, when DA are supposed to be eccentric

arctic talon
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tbf DA were stuck using tacs like everyone else

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unless you wanted to harvest company champs for bits

viral halo
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I’ve found myself buying more and more 3d printed bits to customize marines past few years

arctic talon
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which was something a lot of people did

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yeah the new kits don't have as many bits

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for Marines

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well

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LSM

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lol

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CSM still get a fuck ton of random shit lol

viral halo
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CSM are baller

arctic talon
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Raiders are overpriced as fuck is my only complaint

viral halo
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That’s why I have like 6000 points + of them lmao

arctic talon
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so expensive for 5 of em

viral halo
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I love my CSM and orks

arctic talon
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freehand torment nexus lmao

native spade
arctic talon
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I never noticed the studio models had a fucking freehand aquilla

native spade
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They feel more like Marines than primaris dp

arctic talon
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nah

viral halo
arctic talon
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is it?

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which one lol

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I do not know marine decals well since like after 8e lol

native spade
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The crossed swords

arctic talon
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bcs I stopped playing them

native spade
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Look at the sheen

viral halo
arctic talon
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no I meant

viral halo
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The aquila and swords are decals

arctic talon
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where is the aquilla decal from

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I want it

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I know the swords a decal

viral halo
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I have that mf around here somewhere

arctic talon
viral halo
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I have a stack of like 200 transfer sheets

native spade
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As an Iron Warriors Player

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believe me

arctic talon
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I play admech so

native spade
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It makes shit soooo easy

arctic talon
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I don't need to do big hazard stripes

native spade
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to do stripes and checkers

arctic talon
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unless I want to

native spade
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For my tanks, i get a ruler and then line with microns and paint the insides

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Marines just get stenciled

native spade
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Also works amazing for painting eyes

arctic talon
native spade
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These things

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Literal cheat codes from our Gunpla bretheren

daring creek
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gundammaker

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lmfao

native spade
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I use the markers tho

daring creek
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oh

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marker

native spade
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Like i said

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literal cheat code for hazard stripes, checkers and eyes

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Good for panel lining too

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If you want to make a high contrast/cartoony look

vagrant fox
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I don't know why Steve Lyons thinks nukes are a lost daot tier weapon

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It's one of the stranger things he does

cerulean trellis
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The thought alobe is strange tbh

opaque coyote
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So yesterday (it is 1 am rn) was a

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Crazy day

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I got hit by a fucking car

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I'm not even joking

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I was walking along the crosswalk (or Pedestrian Crossing for you Europeans). All of the cars were at the stop sign

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Because it was a trisection and there's stop signs in each of the three pathways

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And some dickhead decided to suddenly speed up while I was like halfway through. Couldn't even fucking wait for me to cross the fucking street.

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Luckily I didn't take any damage due to him just speeding up and me backing away. So it only hit the side of my back.

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Could've easily been worse though. He also basically drove away afterwards. Luckily someone got his license plate.

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Had to go to the hospital to check for internal bleeding. Luckily there was no issues and I got discharged.

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Fucking hell

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And now I am about to go to sleep

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Have a good night

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Also to add. I don't even live in a big city or anything

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I live in the fucking suburbs and it was also like 3 pm

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Most patient American driver

raven stone
heady rivet
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My friend just posted the entire Avatar movie in our server alwayrember

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Studio execs are gonna KILL that poor email guy

raven stone
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How on Earth did that happen lol

celest dome
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Movie file got leaked

raven stone
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Oof

heady rivet
valid needle
vagrant fox
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The Restless Dead is not it gang, do not get it

celest dome
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Need to buy Dark Omen and SotHR to finally play them

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Still hope we get more background lore on Lonher in Vt2

valid needle
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I want to see those silly blue people finally get their comeuppance from the heroic humans

limpid granite
limpid granite
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Game trailers emails and everything

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Metro 2039 key art leaked

raven stone
raven stone
valid needle
heady rivet
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The Last Airbender

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New movie

limpid granite
valid needle
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Racist soldier of the evil human claps one blue xeno and betrays his entire human race

raven stone
limpid granite
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Nah it was an accident

raven stone
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I will definitely need to read about how it happened

raven stone
celest dome
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Isn't Avatar as in the Airbender and stuff ?

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Not the Blue/Cameron Avatar

heady rivet
heady rivet
celest dome
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Corswain was talking about the other type I think

raven stone
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But doesn't change the fact that it's a huge work clusterfuck

valid needle
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Cameron

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Blue xenos

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Fascist humans

celest dome
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Which isn't the leaked movie

valid needle
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Damn

winged silo
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Welp, time to make a new 40K character. Archmagos that got so large from cybernetics they became what is essentially a Vox Engine.

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Also can someone please tell me what an Archmagos Terminus is?

vagrant fox
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A high magos rank of I presume the ordo reductor

winged silo
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Learning about the Ordo Reductor got me acting up.

vagrant fox
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The only sensible and noble and entirely trustworthy Admech cult

winged silo
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How unusual would it be to have a Forge World ruled by two planetary governors/Fabricator-generals/Archmagi/whatever the fuck GW wants to call them next instead of one?

storm jungle
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governors never run forgeworlds

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they are entirely admech controlled

winged silo
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I know, but there are a lot of terms for the leader of one.

storm jungle
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they are basically managed by a fabricator-general or a high ranking council of archmagi

vagrant fox
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yea

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They're each their own world, they can have a lot of autonomy and power and some just straight up hate Mars

storm jungle
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Yeah that, its to allow for Homebrew

heady rivet
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Mars has a hegemony, not a direct leadership

storm jungle
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tbh it does

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but also doesnt

winged silo
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So I can have two Archmagi for one world? Sweet.

vagrant fox
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yeah

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or more

heady rivet
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Mars has name brand respect

vagrant fox
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Mars is technically in charge, whether they can enforce their will is a different matter

winged silo
storm jungle
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Mars will always have ultimate clout

storm jungle
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I mean

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you can attack or not welcome a delegation from Mars and see what happens to your forgeworld lol

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foreign FWs still know when to take a bow, their autonomy goes as far as they want until a bigger power like Mars shows up

heady rivet
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Another 20 trillion feudal wars in the Imperium

storm jungle
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🫡

vagrant fox
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Gotta play ball to stay in charge and commit industrial massacres and enslavement

heady rivet
#

Dilara can you post that Space Marine ban image I need to single out one (1) poster in that

vagrant fox
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I look at the cat one every time and wonder

storm jungle
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that guy was being 100% serious btw

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not sure what the fuck he was expecting saying that in a public channel

vagrant fox
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yeah I saw him, bizarre world

storm jungle
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yep lol

vagrant fox
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Me and my mom would catch strays, have them neutered, and then let them go again

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Like it's that simple

winged silo
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My idea for the dual leader forge world is have one Archmagos Terminus dedicated to military and defense, and one Archmagos Logis as the commander of internal affairs, such as forge output and population and whatnot.

vagrant fox
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They killed all the small wildlife, the population got too big

heady rivet
heady rivet
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Secondly he straight up said