40k-lore-chat

[urban spire]

that'd be sick

[celest dome]

Ogre Kingdom but 40k

[rancid cove]

Focusify

[storm jungle]

thats not how it works

[jade holly]

I know

[storm jungle]

👎

[daring creek]

That sounds like a shitty app

[vagrant fox]

frenzon

[wary fulcrum]

This is true yes

[vital ginkgo]

How long is the process of making a custodian from recruitment to full member?

[wary fulcrum]

Yes

[rocky gale]

Sometimes at a glance I can't tell the difference between Lynxie and Grimm, I just see red pfp and red name

[jade holly]

I don’t think Custodians are recruits, they’re straight up lab grown

[storm jungle]

Decades but we arent given a specific number beyond that

[storm jungle]

They take recruits

[wary fulcrum]

They’re taken from babies

[ripe forum]

Does darktide nerf Ogryn

[jade holly]

Ah ok

[storm jungle]

No

[rancid cove]

Yeah which is why it makes sense to name it a shitty stupid thing

[storm jungle]

me when i dont read lore

[daring creek]

Throws a rock at you

[ripe forum]

Is darktide accurate to how strong they are?

[jade holly]

I only read the lore of factions I care about, Custodians ain’t one of em

[storm jungle]

Yes. They can literally suplex terminators in lore

[storm jungle]

👎

[rancid cove]

"Did you know that the custodes are hand craf-"

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1490894619570077803/mtxh9m5.gif

[ripe forum]

That makes it seem like they're weaker in game

Lol

[wary fulcrum]

I don’t think so

I think they’re stronger tbh

S4 is insane strong and they’re s5

[storm jungle]

Its a game lol

[daring creek]

Isn't that really old lore though

[hallow saddle]

yeah its sketchy as fuck lore anyway

[storm jungle]

Not really

[hallow saddle]

in some stories ogryns gety pwned by one marine

[storm jungle]

well yeah

[hallow saddle]

in others they crush it

[storm jungle]

they are meat lol

[wary fulcrum]

In the Necromunda game, Ozzy can one handed discus throw a Goliath (who’re massive, shy of space marines for size)

And he’s still s4

[storm jungle]

ogryns are literally super gorillas

[daring creek]

Humans are as strong as they are in darktide. Yes a priest can slay a crusher with a pocket knife

[storm jungle]

the moment one grabs you you are prob dead

lmao

idk why people think its exaggerated

[daring creek]

I can beat one

[wary fulcrum]

Through faith are we capable

And cocaine

Lots of cocaine

[rancid cove]

At least we know ogryns are stronger than space marines which do have feats of like overthrowing a tank to its side

[ripe forum]

If an Ogryn gets their hands on marine that marine is dead

[jade holly]

Gives Zealot an Eviscerator, points him at a Skorpekh Destroyer

Big E said to kill it

[ripe forum]

That's a massive IF

At least that's what I've been told

[storm jungle]

it would need to pull some Leon Kennedy ahh moves to get free but yea

[rancid cove]

Eeeh not really
Ogryns are stronger but theyre dumber
Astartes have technique and training

[storm jungle]

"training"

gets head ripped off

[rancid cove]

Unless its a recruit theyre done

[storm jungle]

Untrue

[ripe forum]

Now I'm imagining a space marine roundhouse kicking an Ogryn

[storm jungle]

its 40k, anything is dependable

[rancid cove]

Does he have a helmet or not

[storm jungle]

Marines die to some of the dumbest shit in lore

so

[storm jungle]

forces are few-

[urban spire]

ogryns pulling marines apart like shitty action figures has happened in the lore no?

[wary fulcrum]

Pretty much yeah

They’re fast enough to mostly avoid it, and have guns that should do 90% of the work

But once they’re in the ogryns grip it’s a problem

[ripe forum]

Didn't an Ogryn cave in a terminators head with the butt of a gun

[rancid cove]

Whatever. Go my scarab.

[storm jungle]

No thats the suplex bit lol

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/scarab-beetle-flying-go-my-scarab-gif-1372646788661438174

[storm jungle]

they do it to one word bearer terminator before his teammates gun down the ogryns

[sharp pollen]

got my dad to play darktide just now, he likes the game

[ripe forum]

How would Ogryn vs plague marine go? (Assuming the Ogryn doesn't die of every disease known to man)

[urban spire]

necrons should have a stag beetle

[storm jungle]

Badly

the moment you get to a plague marine you are dead

they are literal walking cancers

lmao

[daring creek]

Not if you follow this

[rancid cove]

If he doesnt die by the time he reaches the plague marine he'll die by touching it

[queen laurel]

yeah magical cancer too

[storm jungle]

an ogryn killing one would basically follow up with the ogryn itself dying from sickness seconds later

[rancid cove]

Imperial propaganda

[urban spire]

ok but does the ogryn die before the plague marine gets mulched?

[storm jungle]

Depends on the writer

next question

[wary fulcrum]

Lies

[urban spire]

ok fine

FINE

[ripe forum]

How the fuck is a gaurdsman stopping the swing of an Ork

[urban spire]

could the emperor beat goku?

[daring creek]

Im gonna have this as a guide for my military dolls

[vagrant fox]

skill

[daring creek]

See first image

[queen laurel]

they don't

[storm jungle]

that image is literally from a propaganda pamphlet in the lore lol

[daring creek]

Its not propaganda

[rancid cove]

Its literally in lore propaganda lmao

[daring creek]

It's true

[ripe forum]

Sorry I have tism I thought chat was being serious for a sec

[daring creek]

I beat them doing this before

[storm jungle]

[rancid cove]

Go back to eating servitors

[wary fulcrum]

Your curiosity is interesting.

Report to your local inquisitor for decapitation and servitortude

[daring creek]

~~thats fucking hilarious holyshit ~~

[sharp pollen]

i want a novel where a main hero gets forced into eating servitors out of need

[ripe forum]

You see Inquisitor, I needed to know so I could kill more xenos

[sharp pollen]

would be fire

[vagrant fox]

Not that I can recall, I think an ogryn picked up a Word Bearer and slams him so hard into the ground he gets his spine snapped

[daring creek]

Why out of need

[wary fulcrum]

Good answer

[daring creek]

Why not for the love of eating servitors

Servitors don't even need cooking. They cook themselves

[wary fulcrum]

Munching away on a chicken Servitor salad out of sheer love of the game

[urban spire]

close enough, i'm sure i've seen a toddler do that to an action man

[sharp pollen]

why Terminal Overkill didnt make the main hero eat servitors...?

[vagrant fox]

close enough

[flat nimbus]

stone cold Steve Ogryn handing out stunners

[wary fulcrum]

Because that book was grim enough

[rancid cove]

The average guardsman is gonna try that pamphlet on an ork boy and just be turned into paste instantly

[vagrant fox]

Ogryn gets killed by another Word Bearer who uses his speed to win but w/e a win is a win

[daring creek]

Only if they lack faith

[wary fulcrum]

Are you an archenemy propagandist?!

[vital ginkgo]

What faction is the greatest threat to the tyranids?

[rancid cove]

I am literally a heretic

[ripe forum]

Necrons id guess

[rancid cove]

Basically none?

[urban spire]

it would work for a guardsman written by dan abnett

[wary fulcrum]

Ah, that explains so much

[ripe forum]

But I'm not good at lore

[daring creek]

Heresy detected...

[ripe forum]

So I'm probably wrong

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/heresy-detected-war-hammer-40k-gif-9829547

[ripe forum]

The necrons have no meat and have big guns

[wary fulcrum]

No no, that’s a double bluff, the archenemy wouldn’t admit to it

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/heresy-detected-warhammer-40k-warhammer-horus-horus-heresy-gif-10990488926383062289

[ripe forum]

As opposed to all the other people with big guns that do have meat

[ripe forum]

Is that whore-us

[vital ginkgo]

Average puritan/radical conversation

[urban spire]

all my affection for gaunt's ghosts, gaunt doming off a plague marine with his bolt pistol in the first novel is such a funny thing to point to whenever the marine fanboys get too loud

[rancid cove]

He could be his right hand man Abortion

[flat nimbus]

the Darktide characters’ secret sauce

[daring creek]

Can we eat space marines

[urban spire]

plague marines can't be that tough if you can just one-shot them with a bolt pistol

[daring creek]

Think about all the meat

[urban spire]

a human sized bolt pistol even

[vagrant fox]

When the guardsmen come up against a CSM with no anti armour weapons and all hope is lost but just easily dome the CSM through the eye-lens
It never fails

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/munch-5

[daring creek]

They gotta taste good right

[vagrant fox]

nah

[rancid cove]

Yes but that is considering if the human stomach could tolerate the chemicals inside their body

[daring creek]

Stfu

[rancid cove]

And also the acid

[daring creek]

We'll be ok

[wary fulcrum]

You know, I can’t remember if the gal vorbak ate space marines before they left the EoT that first time

[urban spire]

do you normally eat the stomach acid of other creatures?

[daring creek]

If you slow cook them long enough...

[rancid cove]

Wait is there any info on like, heretic marines eating other marines and talking about their taste?

[vagrant fox]

They smell like rancid ass I doubt they taste better

[daring creek]

Nice and tender...

[wary fulcrum]

Their acid is in the tongue I think

[rancid cove]

They do have an acidic gland

So tongue is off limits

[wary fulcrum]

Yeah there was a DP who ate a load of Gene seeds

[daring creek]

Pigs
Cows
Chicken

[urban spire]

is it? i thought they just regurgitated that shit

[wary fulcrum]

Not sure about commenting on taste though

[rancid cove]

No its a gland

Their spit is acidic

[urban spire]

whatever, space marine bonus organs are fucking stupid, i will not deal with this shit

[rancid cove]

Some chaoters dont have it

[vagrant fox]

Those don't smell like chemicals and processed oil tho

[rancid cove]

Its also completely controlled by the marine

They can decide whenever to spit acid or not

[urban spire]

anyway you can simply cut out the bad organs

[daring creek]

Yea why don't they have a second penis or something

Incase the first one gets shot off

[flat nimbus]

that would require a first penis

[rancid cove]

Slaneesh

[vagrant fox]

STC for crotch plates don't include bigger sizes

[daring creek]

Right titus model lacks a dick

[flat nimbus]

who needs dangly bits, that’s extra bloodflow and drag

[rancid cove]

They do have penises

[flat nimbus]

sorry, that’s propaganda

smooth as a Ken doll

[jade holly]

More aerodynamic too

[vagrant fox]

It's the 20th anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes, lads

[wary fulcrum]

One of my favourite examples of mischief within the universe is when one of Macharius’ tank crew joined the guard because he was hoping to get promoted to Astarte

[urban spire]

yeah it is!

[vagrant fox]

In this channel Neil is a hero, end of story

[ripe forum]

Could the rejects beat a CSM

[rocky gale]

Yes

[celest dome]

Yes

[hallow saddle]

Thanks Neil

[ripe forum]

I know this question probably gets asked to death but I need an answer that's not from redditors

[jade holly]

Rock on Nei- 2006 WAS TWENTY FUCKING YEARS AGO????

[celest dome]

But we won't see them in Darktide cause they're impact the narrative in ways that FS doesn't want

[vagrant fox]

yeah

[wary fulcrum]

Depends on who the writer is

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/savingprivateryan-ww2-old-soldier-matt-damon-gif-4203998

[vagrant fox]

I was 13 in 2006 😔

[ripe forum]

Darktide

[rancid cove]

By lore, yes its possible
By gameplay standards Titus wouldn't last a minute against the rejects

[urban spire]

no, don't worry, the 80s were 20 years ago

[rocky gale]

Yes they could 100%

We beat things which are tougher than CSM

[ripe forum]

Titus watching the random hiver dodge every last fucking attack they throw at them

[vagrant fox]

With the wackass weapons and psykers and ogryns the rejects have yeah it's plausible

[rocky gale]

and have weapons/powers that are regularly shown to be able to damage/kill csm

[vagrant fox]

Vet just shouts the CSM on his ass 4head

[wary fulcrum]

I don’t know to be honest

Maybe is the best answer

[ripe forum]

The space marine becoming more bullet than mutant as four gunluggers blast Jim into a puddle

[urban spire]

vet's the kinda guardsman who does standa chance against a marine (i.e. written by dan abnett)

[jade holly]

We’re closer to 2040 than 2010

[vagrant fox]

1960 was just 30 years ago

[urban spire]

no 2010 was six years ago

[jade holly]

I swear the early 2020’s sped by

[rocky gale]

On friday I was talking about something and my nephew asked genuinely and without malice "Was that back in your day?"

and I wanted to die

[vagrant fox]

lmbo

[urban spire]

you gotta remember we started the 2020s with covid, which fucking obliterated everyone's sense of time

[jade holly]

Well, was it back in your day like 3 years ago?

[wary fulcrum]

This is where you make that happen to the nephew

[rancid cove]

Auntie status

Congrats

[rocky gale]

I've been an auntie since I was like 9

[wary fulcrum]

My wife is closer in age to her nephew than her oldest brother

[rancid cove]

A guy can be an uncle, doesnt mean hes an unc

[vagrant fox]

yea

I'm closer in age to my niece than I am my sister

[urban spire]

i could be an auntie, my dad fucked off to some other country and last i checked i had an absurd number of half sisters

[ripe forum]

I've heard people say the psykers in darktide would be stronger if they weren't on tertium

[rocky gale]

Yea, the nephew who said it is closer in age to me than I am to his mum (my sister)

[urban spire]

he went somewhere in south or southeast asia i think, idk

[rocky gale]

Wait did I word that right

Eh you know what I meant

[wary fulcrum]

That sucks yo

[urban spire]

nah

[vagrant fox]

Seems like a bunch of no swag nordic guys do that

[urban spire]

norway's douchebag gradient went down measurably with his absence

[wary fulcrum]

In which case ‘fuck yeah’

[ripe forum]

I think Khorne is the nicest chaos god

[rocky gale]

One of my great grandparents ran off with all the family money and married a woman in India, it's a calling for white men

[vagrant fox]

Khorne is the only one you can trust

[jade holly]

He’s the most honest

Nurgle’s the “nicest” if you count toxic positivity and manipulation with a fake friendly facade as nice

[wary fulcrum]

You know…I’m not so sure about that

[flat nimbus]

Namely, you can trust him to always try to kill

[ripe forum]

Khorne giving me honey?

[vagrant fox]

It's really funny to me that my uncle went to SE Asia and found a wife and he became a genuinely better person for it

[ripe forum]

Hell yeah

[jade holly]

NO, DON’T DOWNLOAD HONEY

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-walter-hank-walter-screaming-walter-yelling-gif-26473309

[flat nimbus]

but grandfather really does love me!

[urban spire]

good for him

[vagrant fox]

It's entirely true, he won't fuck you over until he does

[rocky gale]

his other descendants are living in England now with what's left of the family money

[vagrant fox]

bomb them

[ripe forum]

Not what I meant

[wary fulcrum]

But that’s the case with the others

[vagrant fox]

irrelevant

[ripe forum]

[ripe forum]

Holy shit is that shocker

[flat nimbus]

shhh I’m in my incognito hat

[ripe forum]

Holy shit he went inshocknito

[vagrant fox]

I wonder what happened to my uncles wife and kid, I should check up on them

[urban spire]

i aggressively don't want to know what my dad is up to

[vagrant fox]

I have that with my other uncle, best to keep some people out of your life

[urban spire]

stars i haven't thought about him in forever

why did my brain even go there

[ripe forum]

Anyways

[wary fulcrum]

My uncle tortured my grandad the night of my grandma’s funeral, robbed him of most of his savings after he threatened to burn me to death (we think he only named me because mine was the only name he knew) then went to the US to keep dealing crack for the ‘IRA’

Died of cancer a couple years back

Marie Curie don’t love it when you spit at a patient but fuck it

[storm jungle]

what the actual fuck

https://klipy.com/gifs/simpsons-the-simpsons-53

[vagrant fox]

There's all kinds out there

[rocky gale]

Most normal irish family reunion

[crystal forum]

the american IRA

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2043728104112427270

radman 🇵🇭 (@Rad_ManOfficial)

decided to animate a part of this lmao

Quoting Evil Dan🎃 (@Humble_Squid)
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[vagrant fox]

good ending

[crystal forum]

we didnt see enough nicequest

[jade holly]

Conquest goes on a sidequest and becomes Nicequest

[rocky gale]

Conquest if he'd been sent to live on earth instead of Nolan

[arctic talon]

Huge comic spoilers: ||Conquest if he didn’t get killed ||

[flat nimbus]

not spoilers anymore lmao

[jade holly]

Yeah lol

[rocky gale]

Genuinely one person being nice to him and seeing him as a hero would have made him fold

[crystal forum]

ever notice how conquest speaks the most like an actual person of all the viltrumites apart from nolan

i guess he was exposed to so many cultures that he's kind of a normal guy

[arctic talon]

Still is ||im talking about after the viltrumite to go earth||

[urban spire]

y'all are talking about some made up shit again

[vagrant fox]

yeah

atoms

[arctic talon]

Is that why his apartment is the ideal male living space according to an incel

[vagrant fox]

Ether theory is the correct theory

[crystal forum]

well that's comic lore

might not be a thing in the show

[arctic talon]

I choose to imagine it’s the same

[jade holly]

This shit is made up

Yeah no duh we’re all made up of atoms

[arctic talon]

But yeah it might not be

lol

Conquest is also old

He might have known viltrum before it went all “let’s conquer the fucking galaxy”

lol

[sharp pollen]

konkvest is a kool karekter

[jade holly]

[crystal forum]

real question is was he named conquest at birth or was it given to him

[jade holly]

A title earned probably

[vagrant fox]

Doofenschmirtz type of birth situation, his parents weren't there

[crystal forum]

he doesnt seem to have a name

[jade holly]

That or he’s so old he forgot his name and only the one he was given

[crystal forum]

but also maybe he meant nobody even remembers his true name

[storm jungle]

its not a title

he literally says he doesnt even get a real name

[vagrant fox]

he's just like me fr

[ripe forum]

I don't have a real name either

[rocky gale]

I now really like the idea that if Conquest was sent to earth and had to pose as a guy he'd end up taking a name like Carl Quest or something to fit in

[storm jungle]

yea

[jade holly]

That one speech shows even he’s capable of redemption but he’s too far gone to consider it

[flat nimbus]

||yeah yeah I just have a very love-hate relationship with Vincible and the ‘Viltrumite redemption’ is one of the things I will most rag on||

[wary fulcrum]

Conn is a legit name

[storm jungle]

Well yeah because at the end of it all hes still a sadist, he admits it himself

[ripe forum]

I was gonna go into a joke but I legit can't think of anything

[crystal forum]

it's hard to imagine the viltrum empire needed conquest doing all the hard work with how many viltrumites were around

[ripe forum]

I just said something stupid with zero punchline

[jade holly]

JDM was amazing as him

[storm jungle]

Thats because Conquest is a WMD

[ripe forum]

[arctic talon]

I deadass thought he was going to be alive

With that fucking post credits shit

[storm jungle]

and is treated as such, hes a terror weapon

[jade holly]

He’s to Viltrum what an Obliterator or Helbrute would be to CSM

[crystal forum]

we all got trolled

[vagrant fox]

He just needs a moment to heal up

[wary fulcrum]

Conquest was the viltrumite equivalent of that creepy guy in the office

They just wanted rid of him

[jade holly]

Something you send in to do big damage

[arctic talon]

They’ve changed enough from the comics

[storm jungle]

more like a titan lol

[arctic talon]

That I could have seen them doing that shit

lol

[jade holly]

Fair lmao

[storm jungle]

or a planetary nuke lmao

[wary fulcrum]

‘Oh yeah you’re the baddest go to that world ALLLLLLLLL the way over there and be useful or something’

[ripe forum]

Redmaw I dmeded you

[jade holly]

Nicequest was such a wonderful and benevolent host to make Mark some spaghetti though

[rocky gale]

He opens up a furniture store and makes one of those local tv ads "Come on down to Carl Quests furniture emporium, because if you're looking for furniture your quest ends here"

[crystal forum]

in the end he's buried on a nameless planet in the middle of nowhere

[storm jungle]

I mean

[flat nimbus]

there are a few moments I can’t wait for the show to reach, in a bad way

[crystal forum]

he'd probably like how he ended up

[storm jungle]

he'd normally not even get a funeral

or a gravestone

Nolan did him all he could do

[jade holly]

I know exactly what scene you’re thinking of

[flat nimbus]

oh don’t worry, there’s multiple scenes, still

[crystal forum]

with the loss of conquest, viltrum has lost half its aura

[languid meadow]

no we still have Kregg

[storm jungle]

(He doesnt know)

[crystal forum]

already said it 4 minutes when it was announced and nobody was paying attention!!!

[ripe forum]

Anyone else willing to let me yap at them about my campaign in their direct messages

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/kregg-general-kregg-invincible-gif-3096616811029933606

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-does-he-know-gif-26833694

[languid meadow]

I wasn't here for that but yeah it's very cool

[flat nimbus]

||Anissa as a whole, Allen’s betrayal, Robot killing Cecil, the list goes on||

[crystal forum]

new metro guys!!!

the best almost stalker series

[flat nimbus]

Hell I’m even just morbidly psyched for us building to seemingly end a season on ||I had an abortion, Mark||

[crystal forum]

i'm taking a wild guess in saying that eve is preggers

[arctic talon]

Oh yeah that lmao

[storm jungle]

Bro

[crystal forum]

mind you i have 0 knowledge

[storm jungle]

do you have like the attention span of a hamster

SHE LITERALLY TAKES A PREGNANCY TEST

IT SHOWS US

[arctic talon]

They literally said she was pregnant

[storm jungle]

lmao

[crystal forum]

oh

[arctic talon]

Well

Not said

[storm jungle]

this fucking furry i swear

[crystal forum]

no they dont

[vagrant fox]

Yeah it had the flag of Finland on it

[arctic talon]

But they basically do

[storm jungle]

YES THEY DO

IT SHOWS THE TEST

[arctic talon]

LOL

[crystal forum]

idk how women work

[arctic talon]

Jay doesn’t know what a pregnancy test looks like

[sharp pollen]

bro was watching the show is a furry suit

[ripe forum]

How much do rogue traders care about the rules of the emperium

[flat nimbus]

now, tbf, pregnancy tests have never had a false positive

[vagrant fox]

not in television

[rocky gale]

Wow, Jay is the reason shows lost all subtext and just turned everything to straight exposition

[sharp pollen]

get your 40k out of our #invinsible-lore

[ripe forum]

Where's our classic gay expedition?

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-cap-oguri-uma-musume-umamusume-squishy-gif-14372802265437813043

[languid meadow]

(comic spoilers) || Will they do the abortion subplot ||

[arctic talon]

Maybe lol

[jade holly]

Jay’s the reason Netflix has the new contract rule to explain everything every few times per episode

[languid meadow]

they're doing the lobster so...

[ripe forum]

If he's invincible why can I hear him

[jade holly]

And why can I see him?

[storm jungle]

Again depends

rogue traders are made to be OCs

lol

[crystal forum]

listen, every time eve is on screen my eyes glaze over and i forget whats happening

[arctic talon]

They’re ttrpg characters

[rocky gale]

You know what needs to stop the fucking "On this season of" that every show has started doing on the first episode

[ripe forum]

They're just mega rich people ain't they?

[arctic talon]

lol

[ripe forum]

Or am I dumb

[queen laurel]

yeah you can have from puritans to radicals

[rocky gale]

I dont' want to know what happens this season, just show me when it's happening

[storm jungle]

yes

[crystal forum]

the recap?

[arctic talon]

They have a piece of paper from God that says they can do what they want

[rocky gale]

I don't need to watch a trailer for a show I'm already watching

[storm jungle]

but rogue traders can also just be some bloke with 1 ship

[rocky gale]

No

[vagrant fox]

They have a paper that says they can do whatever they want and they're mega rich

[ripe forum]

Oh I see

[flat nimbus]

I mean ||Eve is pregnant and then Mark is away convalescing and warring for months…||, I kinda don’t see how they aren’t going there

[crystal forum]

tbh recaps are outdated

[vagrant fox]

Some are dogmatic some aren't

[rocky gale]

After the first episode of a season they will do a preview of everything that is going to happen in the season with a bunch of clips from the upcoming episodes

[flat nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/star-trek-tng-lwaxana-troi-majel-barrett-last-time-on-gif-22128035

[crystal forum]

who needs a recap on an amazon original show that doesnt even have tv screenings

it's pointless

[storm jungle]

for the thousands of people that watch it dumbass

[rocky gale]

It's giving me a trailer of a show I'm already watching

[languid meadow]

||the war is WAY shorter in the show than in the comics tho, mark is uncon for 6 MONTHS iirc and the war is like... almost a full year||

[rocky gale]

I don't need it

[storm jungle]

especially ones like you that dont pay attention

lol

[languid meadow]

that's why idk if they'll do it so

[rocky gale]

I'm watching the show, don't show me what's going to happen next episode just show me the damn episode

[crystal forum]

oh lmao

[flat nimbus]

Just feels like, otherwise, they’re truncating the timeline a lot more than possible ||if Eve is having a child now||

[rocky gale]

Like I just skip them, but it's annoying how it feels like every show does it now

[crystal forum]

lucan really gets his ass handed to him by everybody now huh

[flat nimbus]

did he ever not

[vital ginkgo]

What is the most deadly standard human type?

[crystal forum]

literally all he does this season is push people out of fights like he's gatekeeping conquest

[languid meadow]

ngl it's worth it for him esp ||when he gets to earth lmfao||

[storm jungle]

Scions

[ripe forum]

||So I had this plot idea where our players rejects were acquisitioned by a rogue trader in the area to guard them during a meeting with an unknown party who somehow has knowledge over the dealings of the 6th and Wolfer, overseeing it and making sure they can deal with any warp shenanigans, with the plot building up from there||

[daring creek]

Some shows are made to be half paid attention to ngl

[storm jungle]

Invincible is not one of them lol

[daring creek]

Oh no np

No not that

[crystal forum]

thats why i rewatch invincible many times

[flat nimbus]

Yeah it’s made to be paid no attention to

[daring creek]

I was feeling morso dexter or uh house md

[storm jungle]

Dumbo

[ripe forum]

How's this sound

[rancid cove]

After catching up to whats happening on this chat I understand why shampoos have instructions

[crystal forum]

like i noticed the other day that the two corpses hanging in night city during darkwing 2's first appearance were the two criminals that darkwing ties up in the pilot

[flat nimbus]

I’m just waiting for the next special to be announced ||as Robot and Monster Girl’s Excellent Adventure||

[crystal forum]

i never noticed before

[daring creek]

Sounds like its on its way to having more plot than dt

[crystal forum]

he never came back to cut them down

so they died of starvation

which is fucked

[ripe forum]

Is that a bad thing

[daring creek]

Nope

Good job

[ripe forum]

I need to discuss more things in dms cause I don't wanna potentially spoil shit for my players

Cause I just met them and don't know if they actually read anything I type

[daring creek]

Mmmidk what u mean can u explain this in tiktok format

[flat nimbus]

glad to know my Trek circle isn’t the only one that made the rounds in lmao

[urban spire]

it's so fucked lmao

[flat nimbus]

as a Lwaxana stan, I laughed

[crystal forum]

maybe one day star trek will get another good show

[languid meadow]

lower decks was cheezy but cool

and decent

[flat nimbus]

Lower Decks felt like Trek, or what I look for from it at least

[languid meadow]

I love how Jack Quaid said the only reason he's in that show is nepotism but at least he's like

a good actor lol

[flat nimbus]

People say good things about SNW but I just can’t get around ‘young Spock makes me mad’

[crystal forum]

kinda sucks how star trek has devolved into nostalgia bait

the show that was known for breaking new grounds

[flat nimbus]

Disco has a similar curse of ‘even if the later seasons are good I’m not enduring the first’

You made Klingons psychic and bald, go contemplate the shame you have brought your house

[rocky gale]

STD was like a mid first season that shit the bed, then every season after tried to undo it but only shit the bed harder

[crystal forum]

the first seasons of discovery suck so much

i never got past them either

idk why some people swear by it as if it's a hidden gem

[flat nimbus]

‘One of our cast is a deep cover Mirrorverse operative’ similarly could have been a good plot, but

sorry if that’s vague spoilers for Disco season one but uh it’s a dumb reveal

[rocky gale]

Season 1 could have been good if it's plotline had of been split out over the course of like 5 seasons

[languid meadow]

DSN and TNG are like the only two I've really seen for live action stuff

https://tenor.com/view/silly-dog-silly-dog-propeller-hat-propeller-hat-dog-gif-4764495627579170054

[flat nimbus]

the funniest thing about Disco is “oh, so Spock had two secret siblings he refused to ever talk about”

https://tenor.com/view/kcvideo-star-trek-gif-23437643

[rocky gale]

Yea I don't get why they made Burnham Spocks sibling

It was dumb

and honestly the raised by Vulcans things basically just makes her an incredibly unlikable character

[crystal forum]

the best ones tbh

[flat nimbus]

at the time it felt like it was entirely to do a ‘look, it’s the opposite of Spock! isn’t this clever?’

[languid meadow]

I wanted to start voyager

never found the time

[flat nimbus]

Voyager is both great and awful

[rocky gale]

Voyager is good, it becomes great if you can ignore Tom Paris

[flat nimbus]

wrong, Captain Proton is absolutely necessary

[rocky gale]

No

[flat nimbus]

The thing to be ignored is Kes

[rocky gale]

Tom Paris is a drain on the show

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/star-trek-iguana-star-trek-voyager-computer-deactivate-iguana-robert-picardo-gif-15664855114012727811

[rocky gale]

He serves no purpose except to steal plotlines that logically belonged to other crewmates

[crystal forum]

the medical hologram is the only character i care about voyager

[flat nimbus]

I disagree but I also enjoy him and B’Elanna so

similarly love him solving Pon Farr

[rocky gale]

Also his relationship with his dad is one of the most infuriating things in the entire show

[crystal forum]

isnt tom paris just a regular ass human

[flat nimbus]

Yes

[crystal forum]

who for some reason likes old cars

despite being in fucking space

[flat nimbus]

He likes a lot of archaic things

Picard has a saddle

[rocky gale]

Like every episode he complains about how awful his dad was, every other character goes "Your dad was a great guy", every flashback we see of his dad his dad is a great guy, every story Tom tells makes his dad seems like a great guy and then Tom just goes "You don't understand, what it was like" and then stares off into the distance to mope

[crystal forum]

horseriding is one thing

paris likes working on old cars

cars that are like hundreds of years old by that era

[rocky gale]

Tom's tragic backstory boils down to "My dad didn't let me commit crime and cheat my way through school, he was such a bad father"

[flat nimbus]

there was like two eps involving his dad? and my memory of both was it was pretty laid out that his dad was a good officer but a crummy dad

[rocky gale]

Nope

Every episode involving his dad shows him being a great dad

Tom's just a shitty son

and the show never addresses that

[flat nimbus]

I mean, I haven’t gone through them all recently, but I really don’t remember that

[crystal forum]

also is paris supposed to be the charming character because he just comes off as creepy

[flat nimbus]

Beyond also the “Man, I’m such a loser” Paris eps

[rocky gale]

It just goes "Yea Tom had it rough, his dad wouldn't let him cheat at his exams at the academy where the dad worked"

[flat nimbus]

Unfortunately, yes

[crystal forum]

he's like a virgin riker

without any of the charm

[flat nimbus]

look we can’t all be lucky enough to be played by Johnny Frakes

[crystal forum]

i would let riker have my children

if he asked

[rocky gale]

Or like "My dad never believed in me, I mean sure my first time flying was with him when he let me take over in the shuttle, then he bought me my own shuttle and paid for my flying lessons and told me I could be great, but he never believed in me because he wouldn't let me cheat on my exams, can you believe that my own father"

Wow s tragic

[crystal forum]

and i cant even have children

[rocky gale]

You are clearly the victim Tom

How dare your father care about you, support you, do everything for you but draw the line at breaking the damn law at Starfleet academy

[crystal forum]

neelix as a concept annoys me to no end

[rocky gale]

Sorry I just really fucking hate Tom Paris

[crystal forum]

i know some people relish in how annoying he is

[flat nimbus]

Neelix is also great, most of the time

[rocky gale]

I unironically preferred Tuvix to Neelix

[flat nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/neelix-tuvok-smile-forced-smile-lets-put-a-smile-on-that-face-gif-15065830

[flat nimbus]

yeah yeah you and everyone else

Tuvix sucked too

get in the pod, you unnatural abomination

[crystal forum]

a goofy character done right would be something like quark

[rocky gale]

Favourite Voyager character is probably Suder though

Pure peak

[daring creek]

Why

Did god take ur freddy fazballs

[flat nimbus]

That’s what happens when you get BRAD DOURIF

[crystal forum]

why must you know

freak

[daring creek]

God tells me I must

[crystal forum]

that scares me even more

[daring creek]

Are you an hrt femboy

[crystal forum]

my lawyers have informed me to not continue this conversation

[daring creek]

You are aren't you

[ripe forum]

Can I message ya?

[daring creek]

Sure

[rocky gale]

Missus gets pulled aside by HR in real time

[vagrant fox]

I wanna post a picture so bad in relation to hrt femboy jay but I've been advised not to

[sharp pollen]

just spoiler it 🙂

[daring creek]

I think I may have an idea

Lemme see in dms

[rocky gale]

I don't think that's a TikTok format

[daring creek]

reported for death threats

cya on the forums n3rd

[vagrant fox]

ok

[rancid cove]

Its the only way tiktok fans can understand

[rancid cove]

Die

[daring creek]

reported again!

[flat nimbus]

idk I think it might take longer than 30s (I do not know how long tiks can be and will not learn)

[daring creek]

10 minutes i think

[crystal forum]

67 seconds

[daring creek]

we scalping u

[ripe forum]

Chat what's above an aspect warrior on the Eldar totem pole

[urban spire]

uh

one of the idiots who gets lost in the sauce so they can't stop being an aspect warrior

idr what they're called

[vagrant fox]

Exarch

[urban spire]

yeah probably

eldar are really built to fail

[nocturne crest]

Okay, I got an odd question, but if Ferrus or Dorn were to come back, what second hand gear from the emperor would they be using?

[urban spire]

why are there so many ways for them to fuck up on top of the normal ways someone can fuck up

[rocky gale]

Ferrus would use the Emperors codpiece as a mug for his mead

Because he misunderstood the Custodes when they said it was his cup

[urban spire]

he would not

the reason being

it's too small

[crystal forum]

ferrus does t even have a head to put something on

[rocky gale]

Oh wait Ferrus

Damn my brain is fried

I thought we were talking about Russ

[crystal forum]

im sucking your grey matter

[rocky gale]

Go ahead grey is a lame colour

[crystal forum]

gasp

[nocturne crest]

We could dye it green with monster energy?

[rocky gale]

I went like 3 days without medication and my brain went into a fucking frenzy, it's still recovering.

So I might be dumber than usual

[crystal forum]

i ate all your meds

[ripe forum]

What does it take for an Eldar to outmatch a marine

[crystal forum]

plot device

[ripe forum]

It's that bad?

[nocturne crest]

Wait, if Ferrus did return as a clone and the Iron Hands met up with him, would they force him to have his iron hands again?

They have his skull and his hands.

[rocky gale]

Haha, that means you're gonna get withdrawals now

Enjoy the brain zaps

[urban spire]

eldar are more competent fighters than smarines

[crystal forum]

no i'll just steal more of your meds

they tasty

[urban spire]

unless they are like, what are they called, the shitass guys who don't have aspect

[ripe forum]

So how would a fight between an aspect warrior and a marine go?

[storm jungle]

Guardians are not pushovers either tbh

but Aspects are straight up killers yeah lol

[arctic talon]

Guardians are scary

Storm guardians are scarier

Aspect warriors are eldar spesh marines

[urban spire]

i'd bet on the aspect warrior

older, better training, better equipment

[storm jungle]

they'd literally do that Spiderman 1 cage scene

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE XENO"

"Staying away from you lmao"

[arctic talon]

It depends™

Jokes aside it would be even

Or superior

[urban spire]

warp spider vs space marine :)

[arctic talon]

Who book is it

[arctic talon]

Warpspider is cheating smh

Bros gona roll snake eyes on blink jump

And get eaten

[storm jungle]

Not being written by a marine author

[arctic talon]

lol

[storm jungle]

eldar got like literally any kind of weapon that can kill a marine

[vagrant fox]

I dunno, in that one book children killed Eldar no problem

[urban spire]

yeah that

[storm jungle]

shurikens literally go through armor like butter lol

[arctic talon]

Cs goto isn’t real

[rancid cove]

Bro why did he say itike that

[vagrant fox]

CS Goto is the bedrock of lore

[storm jungle]

1. Hes a piece of shit

2. Hes not wrong

[rancid cove]

Im fucking crying laughing in the middle of work because of this omfg

[storm jungle]

its literally the key of hedonism. once you are at the top, anything else gets boring

[arctic talon]

Only if you roll rending smh

But yeah shuriken catapults make mincemeat of marines lol

[vagrant fox]

Oh no, the kids put sticks in our tank barrel. Lets get out of it

[arctic talon]

The only eldar gun that isn’t good at killing power armor

[rancid cove]

He locked in with perfect english

[arctic talon]

Is that stupid chud las blaster

Which is still pretty good

[rancid cove]

Its the first time ive ever seen talk in fluent proper english

[arctic talon]

It’s just not as good for marines

[storm jungle]

tbh lets be fair

hes prob gonna be outed as a pedo at some point

lmao

[arctic talon]

They should bring this show back

[urban spire]

the key to hedonism is tolerance breaks, any decent hedonist knows this, but billionaires have actual genuine legitimate brain damage

they don't understand concepts like problems or the word no

[rancid cove]

He was apparently the one who gave advice to a streamer who got outed for downloading cp to "hide it in another pc"

[storm jungle]

oh my fucking god bruh

[storm jungle]

Accurate

[rancid cove]

Yeah HE SAID THAT SHIT LIVE TOO

[ripe forum]

What about a CSM?

[daring creek]

at the top its lonely and theres no challenge before them so they just do whatever

these mfs

NEED

conflict

[storm jungle]

same thing

they are both marines at the end of the day

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-want-peace-i-want-problems-always-choose-violence-no-peace-problems-gif-24342946

[ripe forum]

I still don't know if csm are supposed to be stronger or what

[urban spire]

unless it's a plague marine apparently

[storm jungle]

It

Depends

[rancid cove]

Depends on the author

[storm jungle]

like, theres no monolith to this thing lol

[rancid cove]

Yeah

[storm jungle]

its like asking

[rancid cove]

You can make it out in any way you want to basically

Lol

[storm jungle]

"can a soldier from Country A defeat Country B"

we literalyl cannot know lol

[urban spire]

if the space marine isn't wearing a helmet they can kill like 20-50 aspect warriors at a time

[daring creek]

can america beat canada

[rancid cove]

"Can Superman beat (insert other version of Superman)"

[daring creek]

[storm jungle]

Yeah literally this

[daring creek]

Its like asking...can I beat dilara in a fight? I mean yes but we say It depends

[vagrant fox]

Some like my goat Marduk Tamaris are genuinely pathetic low tier scrubs who would struggle to fight a paper bag

[arctic talon]

LOL

If you stuck him in a garbage bag the garbage bag would win

[rancid cove]

Talos would start having a seizure mid fight so you can just shoot him while hes down

[crystal forum]

hedonism requires an understanding of basic concepts in philosophy and maybe even some introspection, something rich people actively avoid. The average billionaire is no better than a grazing cow, living purely on basic instincts and no deeper thought than whatever next dopamine hit they can get

[vagrant fox]

Most likely tbh

God he's so pathetic, I genuinely love him

[arctic talon]

You see the rest of the court of the phoenix taught him wrong, as a joke

[daring creek]

I just wonder what the end goal is

whats all the money for

[storm jungle]

Nothing

its to explore sensation after sensation

its literally Slaanesh ideology shit lol

Theres a reason rich people kill or eat homeless people thye just kidnap

[sacred ginkgo]

All of them are hollow though

They don't experience anything real

[urban spire]

no slaanesh is cartoon villain hedonism, actual hedonism is to just try and maximize your own pleasure

[ripe forum]

Play ttrpgs with your friends :>

[crystal forum]

there is no end goal because for there to be an end goal there would need to be a way to be satisfied with their current wealth

[rancid cove]

"Why do all the most nobles always falls to Slaneesh?"
Because they've already reached it all, but they think something is still lacking

[solid horizon]

get tabled turn 1 and discover a new sensation

[storm jungle]

Its really not

[solid horizon]

the sensation of having spent too much money on the wrong list

[storm jungle]

Also this yeah

its literally 1:1 IRL

[ripe forum]

Are you sure? Obviously slaanesh stuff is unrealistic but it doesn't make those desires cartoonish

[celest dome]

Could eldar potentially get new paths ? Lore/mini wise

[storm jungle]

Yes entirely

but we just dont

because GW is lazy lol

[celest dome]

That would be nice

[ripe forum]

Games workshop? More like... Lames workshop

[storm jungle]

Literally

[sharp pollen]

are pleasure worlds just huge epstein islands

[sacred ginkgo]

Yes

[solid horizon]

games porkshop

[celest dome]

Probably even worse tbh

[storm jungle]

Even worse

[sharp pollen]

yip

[storm jungle]

on planet earth we at least pretend we have ethics

[sharp pollen]

yippy

[storm jungle]

there nobles can do whatever they want

and you cannot say no to anything 💀

[vagrant fox]

Shadow Spectres will make a return

[sacred ginkgo]

Its the island but the people there never have to worry about leaving

[storm jungle]

^

[sacred ginkgo]

And going back to a normal ish life

[rancid cove]

Theres also no limitation to what they can do

[storm jungle]

its literally Dubai/The Island

[solid horizon]

deviantart if it was actual people instead of drawings

[ripe forum]

How many people genuinely buy Big E's bs

[sharp pollen]

oh no

[storm jungle]

IRL or in fiction?

[sharp pollen]

not deviantarty

[ripe forum]

I remember when I was first engaging with the community people would tell me how cool and awesome he was all the time

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/munch-5

[sharp pollen]

who tf watching darktide ytbers

oh wait

[rocky gale]

Me eating my 3rd roasted Infant, it's kinda overcooked

[sharp pollen]

not mister e

lmao

[ripe forum]

Funnily enough they talked about him more like sigmar than the emprah

[daring creek]

He murdered human civilizations just for being religious and killed all the friendly xenos

[storm jungle]

So you mean IRL, then thousands of fans lol

[solid horizon]

did that once (in minecraft)

[sacred ginkgo]

Me, when the embargo drops and Cole posts

[ripe forum]

Sigmar > Big E

The truest of statements

[daring creek]

Good guy vs bad guy

yeah

[ripe forum]

Yknow what

[urban spire]

the only ethical way to use youtube is to watch longform video essays with an adblocker on

[ripe forum]

Hotter take

[celest dome]

Nagash > Emp

[solid horizon]

if big e so strong and so cool why does he have so many enemies

[daring creek]

because he made them all or whatever

[ripe forum]

Exactly what I was gonna say

[solid horizon]

big E more like big L

[arctic talon]

SIGMAR'S WRATH

[ripe forum]

But also

[arctic talon]

Nagash is fucking hilarious

[ripe forum]

Settra > All

[daring creek]

is nagash eldar junk

[ripe forum]

Because settra does not serve

[arctic talon]

AoS and fantasy

[storm jungle]

hes AOS/WHF

[daring creek]

ah

[solid horizon]

Obiwan sherlock clouseau > all

[vagrant fox]

Sigmar is a fuck he just left for milk and only came back when the house was on fire

[arctic talon]

he's the first human necromancer

iirc

[storm jungle]

if you think chaos gods are petty go read Nagash's lore

[arctic talon]

Nagash is the pettiest motherfucker alive

[storm jungle]

he will literally doom you to eternal torment for being a doctor

[arctic talon]

he's great

[storm jungle]

lmao

[ripe forum]

Okay but in all fairness the world didn't NEED him

The empire of man was doing fine

[celest dome]

He codified Human necromancy

[vagrant fox]

Irrelevant

[ripe forum]

Until chaos decided the world needed to end

[celest dome]

But most likely wasn't the 1st

[rancid cove]

Is he Dr.Doom petty?

[arctic talon]

What about olynder's husband lmao

[storm jungle]

EXTREMELY

[arctic talon]

Kills his evil brothers

[celest dome]

The 4 Chaos Gods.
Not Undivided

[arctic talon]

rules well

[rancid cove]

Splendid

[arctic talon]

Gets chained to a chair for life, never allowed to do anything

his guards kill everything for him

[storm jungle]

Also to add to this, his entire planet exploded and he clung to its molten core and STILL salvaged humanity afterwards in the mortal realms

[arctic talon]

he doesn't have any power now

[ripe forum]

It's like the classic Futurama quote (before he reappeared I mean)

[arctic talon]

god Nagash is fucking huge lol

[ripe forum]

"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all"

[storm jungle]

He basically never gave up is the great thing about him imo

[solid horizon]

I thought nagash was a skelly, book cover art has lied to me

[ripe forum]

Again, he showed up when everyone NEEDED him

[vagrant fox]

I hate him

[arctic talon]

Nagash is a fucking skeleton

[ripe forum]

He did a good job making humanity what it was, he didn't need to intervene until the time he did.

[arctic talon]

thats just a shard of him

or avatar

[solid horizon]

old timey necron

[arctic talon]

lol

[celest dome]

Isn't he a Bone Construct since ET ?

[storm jungle]

Alarielle in AOS tells him maybe Chaos destroying the old world and now the mortal realms is simply a cycle that they just need to accept.

And he just goes "Not on my fucking watch."

[arctic talon]

yeah

Alarielle is such a downer in AoS lmao

I love her tho lol

[flat nimbus]

dude really walked the walk of his schtick and it’s pretty cool

[ripe forum]

Funnily enough

Gork and Mork are some of the best gods in Warhammer as a setting, at least for their people's sake

[flat nimbus]

“Nah, I’d live.”

[storm jungle]

they temporarily ally with Sigmar in AOS lol

[ripe forum]

Gork and Mork do nothing but bless the people under them, and help them achieve their goals with minor blessings, still leaving them to room to make their own mark on the world at large

[storm jungle]

also beat the shit out of some cosmic beings with him

[arctic talon]

GorkaMorka are assholes in AoS

I'm ngl lol

Well Gork and Mork again

lol

[storm jungle]

Lmao yea

[ripe forum]

I'm not the most deep into lore but I can't recall ever hearing about gork or Mork smiting their people, they just kinda let em do whatever the fuck they want

[daring creek]

oh so they exist outside of a joke

lmao

[storm jungle]

"joke"

bruh they always existed

lol

both in 40k and AOS/WHF

[arctic talon]

They absolutely smite people in WHFB and AoS and 40k

[ripe forum]

Gork and Mork in 40k aren't a joke

[daring creek]

i mean they feel like a joke mostly

[arctic talon]

The foot of Gork

[ripe forum]

They're the real deal

[arctic talon]

the puke of Mork

lol

Real things

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

they fuckin smite people the Orks tell em to

lol

[daring creek]

mork is brutally cunning and gork is cunningly brutal

or whatever!!!

[arctic talon]

Other way around

ya git

[ripe forum]

Their own people?

[urban spire]

ork schism

[daring creek]

smacks you with a brick

[arctic talon]

Yeah?

[ripe forum]

Huh

[arctic talon]

if the other Orcs call for it in WHFB and AoS

or Orks in 40k call for it

lol

[storm jungle]

LOL

[arctic talon]

They will answer their calls

[solid horizon]

they are a joke until you face with gorkanauts and morkanauts

[vagrant fox]

Orks do like fighting orks

[arctic talon]

(sometimes)

and then GO GO FOOT OF GORK(or is it Mork)

[ripe forum]

At the very least they aren't doin it for no reason like most of the others lol

[daring creek]

Okay pal what the fuck are those

[arctic talon]

there's also the Fist of mork(or Gork)

[flat nimbus]

if dey gots smote, dey wuznt orky enuff

[arctic talon]

in AoS only

[solid horizon]

bigass machines of death

[daring creek]

theyre not weirzboyz right- oh ok

do they channel gork n mork

[arctic talon]

No

[daring creek]

:(

[arctic talon]

The channel the WAAAAAAAAAAAGH field

they can call for gork/mork tho

which is what some of the psychic attacks are

[storm jungle]

tbh not like they need to

[arctic talon]

in AoS it is actualy just gork and mork

fucking smiting you

[storm jungle]

orks randomly kill each other for no reason all the time

[solid horizon]

ork knights IIRC

[arctic talon]

yeah if you're disrespecting Gork(or mork)

another Orks gona fucking krump you lol

[storm jungle]

thats just a mech

[urban spire]

he's pregnant

[daring creek]

love of da gaem is rason nuff

[daring creek]

[solid horizon]

yes it is

[arctic talon]

would you belive me if the belly opened up and had Orks in it

[ripe forum]

Right, they are actively harming their followers

[storm jungle]

yes

[ripe forum]

They're just going along with the fun

[storm jungle]

tbh its mostly because orks are psychos but yeah

[ripe forum]

[arctic talon]

I mean it fuels Gork and Mork

[urban spire]

like a russian bmp

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

tbh

[ripe forum]

Gork and Mork are the sorts of gods you can only dream of having in 40k

[arctic talon]

They are in 40k

Tbh they're way less relevant in WHFB(weirdly)

[ripe forum]

I know

[arctic talon]

but thats due to Orcs kind of being

eh lore wise in WHFB

[storm jungle]

yeah AOS orks also kinda get more diverse

with the Kruleboyz, Goblins, etc

[arctic talon]

WHFB orcs biggest issue is that they're just

fucking LOTR orcs

lol

but worse

[storm jungle]

lmao yea

[vagrant fox]

Mods kill him for slandering whfb

[arctic talon]

shut up

[storm jungle]

No

[arctic talon]

Its not even that they're bad

[vagrant fox]

I tried

[arctic talon]

its just that 40k and AoS did it better

also the Orcs just

fling shit at stuff in WHFB

they build statues out of shit

as in literal shit

this has never been changed

[storm jungle]

relatable

[ripe forum]

I forgot who it was but that one Ork riding that dragon thing that I also forgot the name of is pretty cool

[vagrant fox]

Yeah they were never my favourites in WHFB, it hurt their image for me in 40k for a long time

[hallow plover]

How come nobody told me Idoneth Deepkin were cool

[arctic talon]

this dude is generic

[sacred ginkgo]

Cause we shouldn't have to

[storm jungle]

lmao

DAMN

[sacred ginkgo]

Idoneth being awesome is self evident

[arctic talon]

nvm found the named version I'm dumb

Gordrakk, the Fist of Gork

[rocky gale]

Big Cabbage

[hallow plover]

Why can't we have gorgeous models in 40k

[sharp pollen]

cool mini tho

would

[nocturne crest]

If they ever brought Curze back into 40k, would he get the emperor's skin?

[ripe forum]

What's the name of that thing he's on

I must know

[arctic talon]

Bigteef a Maw Krusha

[rocky gale]

Big Cabbage

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/writing-fire-writing-on-fire

GW writers coming up with any ork item, unit or weapon name

[ripe forum]

Maw Krushas are so cool

I wish they were in 40k

[arctic talon]

Went from cool to lame I'm sorry

its just the rules with em

also I still stand by Orruk being an awful name

Its not one syllable

[ripe forum]

Why do they leave all the cool ass dope shit in fantasy, when 40k is the popular one

[arctic talon]

they have more creative freedom with AoS

next question

lol

If you bring up Skaven in space

I'm sorry to say it but Skaven got fucking dismembered and split into 3 dif factions

lol

They got split between orks, The Imperium, and Chaos

[storm jungle]

^

40k is mor erestrictive because literally "no fun allowed"

its linear to make it more appealing to stupid customers who buy all this shit

(and it works)

[sacred ginkgo]

The imperium is my favorite response to skaven in 40k

[ripe forum]

You underestimate the rats

[arctic talon]

no I'm not

[vagrant fox]

It's not very dissimilar

[arctic talon]

skaven literally got all their gimmicks chopped up and split up

[storm jungle]

As long as theres a giant rat who makes all of the rules it doesnt matter

[arctic talon]

lol