40k-lore-chat

[daring creek]

Uh 60 40 last checked?

[sharp pollen]

god bless the god emperor of mankind

[limpid granite]

is that jeffrey epstein

[urban spire]

might be, who knows

[daring creek]

Why does anyone like what hes doing? God fucking knows.

[urban spire]

it's ai

[fervent geode]

Blasphemy speedrun

[fervent geode]

Insanity

[urban spire]

look at the fighter jets lmao

[fervent geode]

Mindless ignorance

[hallow plover]

He's insane (it works)

[fervent geode]

AI forgor the time period

[vagrant fox]

I'm pretty sure he actually posted that

[crystal forum]

decapitated liberty

[daring creek]

The whole image is a disgustingly militaristic manifest destiny thing

[urban spire]

the headless bioshock infinite enemy yeah

[fervent geode]

He deleted it because everyone in the world was shitting on him

Even his MAGATS for abit

[urban spire]

it's completely fucked

[vagrant fox]

Society

[rancid cove]

Didn't he post gore like 2 days ago?

[urban spire]

didn't even register as strange to me, i thought he'd been doing shit like this for a while

[fervent geode]

Pretty sure he’s posted gore before too

[daring creek]

Honestly I feel theres worse but then AGAIN other countries are embarrassing...

But im glad this was like. The straw that broke the camels back atleast

[jade holly]

If he did I’d rather that not be sent here

[urban spire]

no idea i don't pay special attention to trump

someone else was just losing it about this image this morning

[fervent geode]

Yeahs genuinely losing it atp

[rancid cove]

Apparently he posted a woman having her head being caved in with a hammer

[sharp pollen]

dilara just disappeared after the holy trump ai post

[daring creek]

Hes been mocking the fuck out of religion for like. A while already

[sharp pollen]

what have you done

[jade holly]

Ok ok I don’t need to hear about it either

[rancid cove]

She's been taken by him

[fervent geode]

Not even the nutjobs can truly deny that his religion is literally money and himself

[daring creek]

Normal politician hours

[celest dome]

Banished from the ||un||holy light 🙏

[rancid cove]

In the US, sure

[fervent geode]

She went to warn her dark overlord to make a new AI post calling everyone stupid

[crystal forum]

they can and they will

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-foil-foiled-again-local-thunk-blueprint-gif-1825982439986988253

[storm jungle]

[fervent geode]

They are entering the ignorant denial phase at least

[rancid cove]

New trench crusade art goes hard

[ripe forum]

You know I feel it's very telling that over time people regardless of parties have grown more critical of the people in charge

The veil is slowly tearing

[rancid cove]

I know I'm saying that it looks like trench crusade as a joke

[crystal forum]

americans are obsessed with war despite not having had war on their continent in like over 180 years

[fervent geode]

The people are all old fucks dying and losing it

[urban spire]

crusade ops the trench

[ripe forum]

We've been in wars constantly since the end of the second world war

[fervent geode]

Ops Crusade

[crystal forum]

war culture is so pervasive in the US it's kinda freaky

[urban spire]

yeah i reckon that's why

[crystal forum]

from an outsider

[hallow plover]

Gotta keep bullying small/less militarized countries

[fervent geode]

It’s because they’ve never had war on their soil since 1865 but keep winning wars elsewhere

[hallow plover]

Nip the menace in the bud you see

[urban spire]

whenever the US does war, the citizens don't have to deal with anything except a few dead sons

[celest dome]

God imagine if later on the US appear in TC as Americana Slavery and Anti Union type

[ripe forum]

The funny thing is that all this achieves is making radicalized countries that want us gone

[fervent geode]

So they keep thinking WOOO AMERICA WARRRR

[urban spire]

usually when you have war you get your shit bombed a little at least

[wary fulcrum]

Bin Laden wrote a letter explaining that was pretty much the exact reason he did 9/11

[hallow plover]

Trump is uniting the UN (against him)

[fervent geode]

Basically x100 for every time they did this but somewhere else

[crystal forum]

i noticed when driving through new york state last week that lots of small towns have banners of dead soldiers around. there's so many of then it's hard to even keep track of all the dead soldiers being memorialized

[fervent geode]

The literal entire world is in awe of his insanity

[ripe forum]

And with nuclear weapons growing more pervasive, we'll either be a hole in the ground with all these insane leaders running everywhere, or all the war will be pointless because no one can fight anymore

[fervent geode]

Vance and Rubio probably praying he keeps over soon

[urban spire]

also like, is he really gonna shoot european ships that cross the strait?

[fervent geode]

Basically MAD still applies thankfully

So they’ll eat themselves first

[urban spire]

he's gonna start a world war, but only in the sense that it'll be the entire world vs america

[crystal forum]

he just says shit

[wary fulcrum]

well

Not his

The US'

This is on the USA, not necessarily him. There's a whole host of people below him who enable it

[heady rivet]

Those arent all dead. They're just locals that are serving or served. They're weirdly common in the rural midwest/northeast

I know the banners you mean

[hallow plover]

Their economy runs around war.

[fervent geode]

He doesn’t actually have the balls to do it, even if he was insane enough the Military wouldn’t let him start WW3

[fervent geode]

Military Industrial Complex

And all

[ripe forum]

Yknow this is awfully political for a darktide server

[fervent geode]

Yeah tbh they enabled him

[wary fulcrum]

I reckon he'd reshape it into magnamity

he lets them so he can keep good relationships, look how great he is blah blah blah

[hallow plover]

It's a normal day

[vagrant fox]

That's even weirder

[ripe forum]

I'm surprised it's allowed, most servers hate this sorta chat

[fervent geode]

If something bad could actually happen it’s way worse for approval ratings

[queen laurel]

it's hard not to talk about it when it's literally up on our face

[fervent geode]

His usual bullshit and shoeshine probably yeah

[vagrant fox]

I suppose it's technically not allowed but Dilara's covering for us

[urban spire]

well that's the channel mod right there, and she's cool with it so

[fervent geode]

The Police said it’s ok

[celest dome]

It's not forbidden if we don't start throwing shits around

[crystal forum]

i remember when some servers i was in banned talking about covid when it first popped up in china

[heady rivet]

If a real mod finds out we're cooked

[queen laurel]

There's a mod here that tracks to make sure our conversation is actually a conversation and isn't a shouting fest

[fervent geode]

We almost were like twice

[heady rivet]

Aw man whatever happened with that? That go anywhere?

[hollow lantern]

We should burn everything down and start anew

[wary fulcrum]

oh boy, do i have a story for you

[daring creek]

This chat is more indepth discussion ig

[fervent geode]

This chat is now irl lore

[queen laurel]

Like I said not a shouting fest

[crystal forum]

this channel is the hidden general chat

[urban spire]

yeah?

[hallow plover]

he hasn't seen the old zealot chat

[ripe forum]

RAAAAAHHHH POLITICS, POLITICAL STATEMENTS, I HATE EVERYONE AAAAAAAA

[fervent geode]

Elite Ball Gen Chat

[storm jungle]

Not freaky and racist enough

[daring creek]

Kill eachother. Now.

[hollow lantern]

Nah Og chat was the old racism chat

[celest dome]

That's Zealot chat though

[fervent geode]

Is this Red Sun from MGR

[queen laurel]

yes that's the thing we avoid here a good amount of times we mostly just talk it out you know peacefully

[daring creek]

Okay we have you so one of those are checked off

[ripe forum]

Khorne would be disappointed in you

[daring creek]

Whats the other..

[fervent geode]

Both

[daring creek]

Dilara isn't freaky

[queen laurel]

Khorne and politics what are you a warlord?

[fervent geode]

Ok

[crystal forum]

we keep the shouting for when we're arguing about warhammer stuff

[fervent geode]

[flat nimbus]

nothing political in my game about penal troops fighting and dying in a hopeless battle that doesn’t even matter

[daring creek]

Lynx is tbh

[urban spire]

this only happens when someone with a loyalist space marine chapter pfp starts posting

[hollow lantern]

Dilara might be freaky but isn't on main, she is a Turkish supremacist tho

[ripe forum]

Trying to function in my digital media class with three hours of sleep fucking sucks man

[daring creek]

Warhammer isn't politicsl people just read too deep into it

[ripe forum]

I wanna leave

[storm jungle]

we had a guy in here a few hours ago saying warhammer isnt political and he hates it when it happens lmao

[ripe forum]

[celest dome]

I've seen some of the commissions that Dil had made

[crystal forum]

tf you mean she's always freaky for women with muscle

[celest dome]

There is some freak in there

[fervent geode]

Time to look for ancient gold

[jade holly]

I do wanna visit some other countries someday when I get the ability to and a passport

[hollow lantern]

Then I haven't witnessed it

[jade holly]

Yes mainly for amusement parks

[crystal forum]

HOW

[proper aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-kaanözdil-angry-turkish-man-gif-22160441

[jade holly]

And mainly Germany so I can ride Taron at Phantasialand

[vagrant fox]

Ah yeah the setting started by some lefty academics making fun of skinhead hooligans and Thatcherism isn't political

[ripe forum]

Loyalist space marine pfp guys have the same kind of spirit Car pfp guys, sports pfp guys, and cod pfp people have

[wary fulcrum]

oh aren't they the new bad guys?

Can't wait to see how that turns out

[heady rivet]

(Lives in Berlin)

[flat nimbus]

just some good ol’ apolitical galactic war

[daring creek]

Religion...military....not political

murders entire civilizations because they're religious

NOT political

[proper aspen]

lmao, you just keep them all

[queen laurel]

the jokes just keep writing themselves

[proper aspen]

do you print them out and pin them on a wall?

[flat nimbus]

it’s a trophy case

[storm jungle]

I made it because we have morons saying "these people dont exist, you are exaggerating"

its extremely obnoxious lmao

[fervent geode]

Moron Gallery

[daring creek]

I think the correct terming is. "Politics I don't like"

[proper aspen]

You dont get paid enough to interact with the warhammer/darktide community

[hallow plover]

https://tenor.com/view/net-epstein-gif-7773007491111019523

[proper aspen]

sorry

[storm jungle]

I never get paid yea

this is all voluntary

[wary fulcrum]

i think i have a collage of Arch's racism y'know

(Arch Warhammer, not the other guy who was also called Arch in here)

[crystal forum]

the one guy trying to hit on you

[proper aspen]

Do you atleast get fatshark socks?

[celest dome]

Bottom left, is that a regular ?

[daring creek]

Get committed

[storm jungle]

yea and i do wear them to work actually lol

[heady rivet]

Okay at least 2 of these made me exhale out my nose to be perfectly honest

[sharp pollen]

cool skeleton

[proper aspen]

lmao

[storm jungle]

They are hilarious out of context but lmao

[daring creek]

Wtf its real

[vagrant fox]

Didn't Kaggen do that

[jade holly]

Is Turkey a nice place to visit at all? I’ve always been kinda curious

[daring creek]

Why dont we get fatshark socks

[vagrant fox]

he also got banned

[crystal forum]

he would hit on any woman with a pulse

including fictional ones

[storm jungle]

VERY nice, the only downside is stupid locals trying to rip you off but just pick some nice locals and pay a visit

[ripe forum]

God this classroom is so warm I hate it

[storm jungle]

tbh he was literally defending imperialism for 3 hours

guy was a fucking moron

[heady rivet]

If a Turkish ice cream vendor did that trickery thing to me I would bite him

[ripe forum]

It's probably because there's like twenty computers

[vagrant fox]

He was that kind of chud, yeah

[ripe forum]

[outer wave]

Man, some of these feel like they're just doing it for attention like the one that kept typing the n word

Oh what the fuck

[fervent geode]

Obviously they are

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/indian-ice-cream-turkish-turkish-ice-cream-prank-gif-11095815047911645508

[outer wave]

I meant to reply to Dilara's list of banned fellows

But ah well

[storm jungle]

alas

gotta cover my tracks

[ripe forum]

Valid crash out though

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/men-in-black-mib-will-smith-u-saw-nothing-kharter-gif-12731469441707899432

[jade holly]

Funny moment I had in Tacticus

[ripe forum]

Those ice cream guys are dicks

[jade holly]

Look at all my bois

[storm jungle]

they are whimsy tricksters

[outer wave]

AAAHH--

[ripe forum]

If I ever got one of them I'm throwing a brick at their stand

[jade holly]

They all almost immediately died after doing nothing

[daring creek]

Israel is watching

[ripe forum]

I do not feel their whimsy

[heady rivet]

I'm holding out EU passports and doing that to them back

[crystal forum]

mossad knows your location

[celest dome]

Is that turkish hard Ice Cream good ?

[wary fulcrum]

we went to Uthizzar

My wife didn't understand why i kept saying "RIP" and "Magnus did you dirty"

[vagrant fox]

Reckon it's probably just ice cream and you get some entertainment

[hollow lantern]

I work 12 hours a day and only come here to shitpost sometimes

[urban spire]

think i went to turkey once, don't remember

[ripe forum]

Chat

[urban spire]

i was pretty young

[ripe forum]

Does tzeentch fuck with robots

[storm jungle]

yes

[urban spire]

yeah

[vagrant fox]

yae

[storm jungle]

he literally JUST got a robot unit

[crystal forum]

all chaos does

[storm jungle]

like a month ago lmao

[wary fulcrum]

The Thousand Sons

[urban spire]

chaos is big into robots

[ripe forum]

I mean besides the thousand sons

[flat nimbus]

RIP my funny picture

[storm jungle]

Chat, show em the robots

[vagrant fox]

na

[ripe forum]

Even Khorne?

[vagrant fox]

yea

[urban spire]

you better believe it

[crystal forum]

khorne loves murder bots

[ripe forum]

Is the robot just full of meat for no reason?.

[wary fulcrum]

More so than the others i'd argue

[heady rivet]

NO MY BILL CLINTON TRUE EMOJI WHERE IS IT

[vagrant fox]

I deleted it

[urban spire]

listen if it's capable of getting angry it can get khorned

[heady rivet]

I would George Bush False this if I could

[wary fulcrum]

he has the brass scorpion, the juggernaut, a couple of FW units that're fucking nasty

[vagrant fox]

You should Richard Nixon true it

[wary fulcrum]

(or they were in 7th)

[jade holly]

@storm jungle these the robots you’re talking about?

[sharp pollen]

skorpik

[celest dome]

Brass Scorpion of Khorne

[flat nimbus]

I keep trying but it’s just silence

[wary fulcrum]

oh, and the Khorne Kitten

[crystal forum]

why does chaos like brass so much

[jade holly]

Aura

[heady rivet]

We are so back

[crystal forum]

is the mixture of zinc and copper a traitorous alloy

[urban spire]

this place is so much better than the marathon server lore channel, you get timed out for a full fuckin hour there if you say anything vaguely sexual

[heady rivet]

[celest dome]

What ?

[ripe forum]

If Khorne offered you an apple, the inside would be raw meat

If nurgle offered you an apple, it'd be spoiled rotten with worms inside

If tzeentch offered you an apple, it's probably to get into your good graces for a plan in the future

If slaanesh offered you an apple, it's probably going to secretly be mega drugs and you'll immediately become an addict

The great horned rat will not give you an apple, he will give you a bomb.

[wary fulcrum]

the Kytan

Got called the Kitten for a while

[heady rivet]

Wanna discuss sodomy in vivid detail?

[celest dome]

Oh

[vagrant fox]

It's because they don't fuck nasty

[celest dome]

Don't like the Kytan tbh

[urban spire]

how the fuck am i supposed to not post horny about this

[ripe forum]

Is this summation accurate chat

[vagrant fox]

What's wrong with her crotch leg holes

[celest dome]

Lord of Skulls are somewhat fun tbh

[wary fulcrum]

I've got one i should sell but i keep threatening myself with starting world eaters

[crystal forum]

you're freaky man

[fervent geode]

Aren’t we all

[jade holly]

Chaos Legions:
AL, NL, IW, TS, EC, DG, WE, BL, WB

Loyalty Legions:
AL, UM, SW, SA, RG, IF, IH, DA, BA, WS

Wait a minute…

[urban spire]

doll joints is such a normal trans persons kink

[jade holly]

Ok my cringe is done

[storm jungle]

More or less

[crystal forum]

IT IS NOT NORMAL

[urban spire]

it's completely ordinary

[ripe forum]

Would you all be opposed to multi-god beings of chaos?

[wary fulcrum]

they exist

[ripe forum]

I DON'T mean undivided

[fervent geode]

I’m gonna flay the next person who claims 40K AL are even a speck of loyalist

[vagrant fox]

It reminds me of a Canadian vet I knew who wanted to remove his legs and replace them with prosthethics so he wouldn't get tired when doing the nasty somehow

[jade holly]

Isn’t Marathon not doing too hot right now?

[heady rivet]

Okay this isnt cooking tbh nvm. Can we get a mute in here???

[wary fulcrum]

Abaddon slaps one about in...not Talon of Horus, the second one

[queen laurel]

Not a robot but this is my favorite

[celest dome]

Aren't they robot though ?

[fervent geode]

Wdym

[vagrant fox]

Lord of Skulls is so goofy

[celest dome]

Possessed by Deamons but still

[queen laurel]

They have a demon inside of them

[fervent geode]

Daemon Engines

[heady rivet]

I knew a guy who broke his dick doing the nasty

[queen laurel]

I wouldn't really count it a robot

[urban spire]

it's cool and good and i just simply do not look at the player numbers

[ripe forum]

Like they have the power of more than one warp god

[celest dome]

Doesn't make them not reobotic

[vagrant fox]

everyone has

[crystal forum]

in 40k even paraplegics have opportunities for work

[wary fulcrum]

are you telling me every printer ever doesn't have a khorne daemon inside them?

[ripe forum]

But not just undivided chaos

[heady rivet]

No like he snapped it. Cartilage

[celest dome]

Yes

[jade holly]

Apparently we learned what the budget for it was recently

[fervent geode]

You mean like Phrynon the Witness?

[vagrant fox]

yeah everyone has

[wary fulcrum]

the antagonist of the second Abaddon book is precisely that

[celest dome]

Cause it make no sense for the different Chaos Gods to allow it

[heady rivet]

Sigsen I think you're having bad sex

[ripe forum]

Yeah but how do you feel about them

[flat nimbus]

now let me tell you about why you shouldn’t leave a catheter in a penis

[vagrant fox]

The Lord of Skulls is so cool

[ripe forum]

I think they're cool

[urban spire]

it was in dev hell for a bit, but in spite of everything it came out good. a lot of people WANT it to fail for some reason, which i don't really get

[celest dome]

I don't like it, it cheapen out Belakor and there'd be more interesting things to do

[wary fulcrum]

cool idea in small doses

Very much runs the risk of being a hat on a hat

[queen laurel]

After checking they are powered by the boiling blood of murderers

[fervent geode]

What I am supposed to feel, it’s a folly, serve all or serve one, serving two will split you and break you except for a few cases

[sharp pollen]

https://klipy.com/gifs/conquest-invincible-invincible-meme-1

[queen laurel]

And it seems their programming is brought to life by greater demons

[celest dome]

Steam engines

[queen laurel]

So if that's the case then yeah I guess it's a robot if I utterly demonic 1

[crystal forum]

the skulls give me tripophobia

[jade holly]

Me I don’t want any games to fail even Highguard but I can’t exactly say I’m rooting for Bungie given their past track record. I have very mixed feelings on Marathon

[urban spire]

also check out this inverted thigh gap

[crystal forum]

he was innocent

[vagrant fox]

Kindquest did literally nothing wrong

[wary fulcrum]

i just wish Bungie hadn't cocked up Destiny 2

I came back and found out Saint-14 was back alive and that it was a season pass story arc i no longer had access to

I immediately checked out of the story

[crystal forum]

mark must be stopped

[ripe forum]

But undivided isn't even really serving them all

It's just serving chaos in general

[fervent geode]

It is, it is a covenant

Chaos in general is the old four

[jade holly]

They kept vaulting content we paid for, vaulted the original campaign the game launched with, began doing piss poor balancing decisions. And then shuffled most of the team to Marathon and it’s now a mere husk of a game

[fervent geode]

Lorgar speaks of this

[jade holly]

Destiny was a cash cow and now it’s not raking in any money

[ripe forum]

Sometimes I forget 40k lacks some of the sauce

[jade holly]

I left at Season of the Deep. A game that feels more like a job than a game just isn’t worth playing

[wary fulcrum]

the problem is that it used to be a fun cash cow at least

[urban spire]

the aesthetic is good, the gameplay loop is good, and bungie still knows how to design the hell out of some gunplay, i was so ready to dislike this game but it's just fucking good

[jade holly]

I used to love Destiny

[wary fulcrum]

the space pirate season is the last i can remember sticking with

[urban spire]

destiny 2 went to hell, it's true

[jade holly]

Season of Plunder

Yarr

We be pirates with me mateys

Pillaging and plundering da booty

[heady rivet]

I played Destiny 1 with my sisters boyfriend but then they broke up before Destiny 2 came out

So I didnt play 2

[jade holly]

And also for most, Final Shape was the end of Destiny as a story

The main saga was done

[vagrant fox]

I stopped at season of the seraph, things looked so bright and good

[jade holly]

Why oh why did they feel the need to make an entirely new saga instead of tying up loose ends and use that momentum for a Destiny 3 or making a new thing instead of slowly siphoning stuff from Destiny into Marathon?

[urban spire]

2 was good until they started removing content people paid for, and it went extremely bad from there

[vagrant fox]

not really but it was still fun

[jade holly]

I knew it was over when they laid off Michael Salvatori

[celest dome]

@ripe forum Chaos Undivided exist in multiple ways;

• Chaos Domains often joining hands toward different goals
• Chaos often wanting to speed along the Great Game
• People not really wanting to pledge themselves to a God, but still working toward goals that are possitive to Chaos
• Entry way for people to join the Chaos Gods

[urban spire]

anyway marathon has one of the writers from caves of qud on the writing team, which is such an incredibly good sign

[fervent geode]

There’s also genuine worship of all four (which i suppose falls under 3)

[jade holly]

And in IW’s case:

because Fuck. You.

[fervent geode]

They are just Cacti’s point 3 lol

[jade holly]

However the game turns out Sony has final say on whether it’s worth continuing or not

[urban spire]

i just don't want to think about that

[jade holly]

Personally Marathon should’ve been a single player fps shooter like Doom, but Sony loves them their Live service titles

[wary fulcrum]

I’m a big fan of no. 4, where it’s the corruption and gifts granted as a by product, not a goal itself

[urban spire]

you mean like marathon

[jade holly]

Exactly lmao

Why make it an extraction shooter?

Like, first off that market is niche

[urban spire]

i'm fine with it because it's fucking good

[jade holly]

Second, it’s already got larger competitors it needs to deal with

[ripe forum]

Yeah but it'd be cool if we got to see chaos folks who embody more than one god, cause it feels like that's exceedingly rare and I want to see it, and not just read a description

[jade holly]

It’s only an extraction shooter because Sony wanted another live service title

it would’ve been INSANE as a single player title with multiplayer on the side

[celest dome]

Chaos Gods are jealous things

[jade holly]

Like I really want Marathon to do good, but I just do respect Bungie in the slightest nowadays. My feelings on the game are so mixed and conflicted

[celest dome]

They seldom accept sharing toys

[ripe forum]

I also wish we had some sort of equivalent to the chaos warriors cause they're pretty cool

(chaos marines don't count)

[jade holly]

Isn’t Perry and Vaaz trying to make a whole 5th chaos god too?

man I horribly misspelled Vashtorr to get Vaaz

[wary fulcrum]

Check out Thagus Daravek

He was a Death Guard who had the blessings of two gods

[jade holly]

[storm jungle]

As usual this is why AOS/WHF are superior in that regard

40k is infatuated with centring chaos around marines

while the latter two settings itself domintantly a human conflict with varying chaos characters from all walks of life

[jade holly]

Which from a meta pov makes sense cause marines sell

But in lore? Marines ain’t the only ones falling to chaos

[storm jungle]

yeah we all know that

[jade holly]

Where’s our chaos Votann, chaos Eldar, chaos Ta- wait can they fall to chaos?

[storm jungle]

if 40k had no marines Chaos would likely follow the WHF-AOS route of just having alien and human champion characters

[ripe forum]

Fantasy is so peak

[queen laurel]

Yeah but here's the thing with the AOS they have a genuine popular army thing but they balance out the writing somehow

Like one point this guys will take over and then another point these guys will take over

[storm jungle]

AOS and WHF are both peak tbh

[ripe forum]

That would be so much cooler imo but maybe I'm dumb

[storm jungle]

nah it would be

it would show that the setting is uh

you know

actually diverse

[ripe forum]

I like marines but I LOVE when they show xenos and humans doing shit

[storm jungle]

and not everything is just CSM

[ripe forum]

That's why I like the sisters so much more than the space marines

[storm jungle]

theres a reason people went insane when the Red Corsairs launched

because they had fucking aliens and shit

also human troopers and commanders etc

[solid horizon]

I agree tbh it's annoying it's so marine centered even model wise

[storm jungle]

like that naval lady

its great

[vagrant fox]

afaik Perturabo has nothing to do with that, he just wants to get to Terra

[jade holly]

Bruh tf is up with his eye lmao

[celest dome]

Perry ?

[storm jungle]

It makes no sense because realistically there would absolutely be "mortal" chaos champions CSM would go to for favors or joining warbands they form too

[jade holly]

Perturabo and Vashtorr lmao

[storm jungle]

so them being Chosen Ones is really bland

[solid horizon]

Bro is sniping you with his eye

[ripe forum]

Yknow

Crackpot theory

[jade holly]

Bro hitting them with that

https://tenor.com/view/ivankov-one-piece-gif-11712030

[celest dome]

Perty, no idea.
Vashtorr is trying to claim a different Aetheric domain

[hallow plover]

Apparently Ian Watson has passed away today 🫡

[jade holly]

Yep

RIP to a legend

[ripe forum]

The reason why almost EVERY xeno species seems to resist chaos is so nobody asks why there aren't chaos xeno models

[arctic talon]

Why is yarricks bale eye an actual good weapon now

That shit is strength 6 lmao

[jade holly]

Everytime he kills an Ork with it he upgrades it

[vagrant fox]

Obviously, the ork memelore is real and so affects his eye

[ripe forum]

Becuase GW is LAME

[solid horizon]

Yeah, it sucks on tabletop/model range it's called chaos space marines instead of chaos undivided, because it's literally made of 3 different factions and two of them are not marines

[arctic talon]

Chaos xenos are stuck in artwork and ttrpg only hell

[jade holly]

It’s fueled by his rage, his hatred and anger are channeled into a beam of pure malice and disdain

[arctic talon]

Next chaos faction GW releases is going to be renegades and heretics

I’m like 99% sure lol

[ripe forum]

How does Nurgle have NOTHING to do with the friggen MAGGOT PEOPLE I'm crying

[arctic talon]

Tbh

Not everything needs to be chaos related

lol

[solid horizon]

Superman stare

[ripe forum]

Yeah but you'd think he'd at least have an interest in them

[arctic talon]

500 Rak’gol

[jade holly]

CSM needs to be overhauled in 11e imo. The codex should be Forces of Chaos with supplements for Dark Mech, Traitor Guard, CSM and Chaos Xenos

[celest dome]

Like rebrand of Lost and the Damned ?

[arctic talon]

Renegades and heretics was the mortal chaos stuff

[wary fulcrum]

That’d be awesome

[arctic talon]

It was forgeworlds version of it

[solid horizon]

All are already more or less supported in CSM

[arctic talon]

They’re prolly going to split it off

In the thing

Into R&H

[jade holly]

Yeah but it’s clunky and not well organized

[arctic talon]

Like it used to be

lol

[wary fulcrum]

We need more weird alien races

[arctic talon]

That’s literally untrue

What

[jade holly]

Is it not?

[arctic talon]

Brother

💀

[solid horizon]

Yeah well it allows me to use dark mech with a couple marines and abby

[arctic talon]

What are you talking about

[wary fulcrum]

If Tau sold more we could have a mountain of xenos mercs

[jade holly]

I thought that was the complaint being said about traitor guard and everything falling under CSM

[arctic talon]

No

It’s not clunky

It’s just that they used to be their own army

lol

[solid horizon]

It's the label that's weird

[ripe forum]

I wish GW stopped retconning the Tau into being dickheads for no reason

[arctic talon]

Forgeworld used to have an army called renegades and heretics

[fervent geode]

They work fine in their armour as trashmobs

[arctic talon]

This never happened

They never got retcon’d into being evil

[fervent geode]

They’ve always been asshats

[jade holly]

We gotta be assholes in 40K

[arctic talon]

They’ve always been fucking assholes

[fervent geode]

Everyone has been asshats

[arctic talon]

Why the hell do people say the tau weren’t evil in the 3e codex

[rocky gale]

The complaint about Traitor guard is 99.9% of the time you're better off just taking Cultists

[arctic talon]

Did we read the same fucking codex lol

[vagrant fox]

na

In the first codex I'm pretty sure it flatly states that not every client xenos has joined the empire willingly

[fervent geode]

True, I do prefer the old cultists

[solid horizon]

For now I like heretics and marines being under the same name because it prevents from having to use allied units if say for example dark mech and chaos astartes were different factions

[arctic talon]

it literally shows an example of the Tau conquering other client species

[ripe forum]

They have?

[arctic talon]

lol

[rocky gale]

Like even if you prefer Traitor Guard, the rules for Cultists are better

[arctic talon]

yes what

the Tau are imperialistic jackboots

its their whole fucking thing lol

They're gunboat diplomacy

[solid horizon]

They should give sticky oc to guards

[ripe forum]

I dunno all my sources are confusing

[fervent geode]

They are very join or die and always have been

[jade holly]

With the talk of codexes, how do codexes supplements work?

[arctic talon]

What are your sources

[fervent geode]

What sources

[jade holly]

Do I need to buy the main codex they’re a supplement of?

[arctic talon]

You use them with the main codex

[fervent geode]

Additional data sheets and rules

[arctic talon]

Yes\

[rocky gale]

Yea it's so strange that Cultists have sticky objective but not Traitor Guard

[heady rivet]

Shoutout to that one race that joined them and then a disease came through that killed literally all of them while the Tau just were "Oh, whoops! Cant stop that!" and now that planet is a major world thats 99% Tau

[arctic talon]

LMAO

[ripe forum]

Other human beings

[fervent geode]

Like buying the he AoD Rulebook and then Liber Auxilia

[jade holly]

Damn so $90 for codex of DA, BA or BT

Or the funny site

[arctic talon]

yes

[rocky gale]

TG should get sticky and Cultists should get a new rule

[fervent geode]

They lie

[solid horizon]

Pls james workshop unlegend my negavolts

[vagrant fox]

Crazy how shit like that happens on nice habitable worlds for the Tau

[arctic talon]

Tbh GW should just make Lost and the Damned a codex again

so mortals get their own codex

[fervent geode]

True, and make TG a little cheaper

[wary fulcrum]

Tau are still imperialist

Just not Imperiumist

If you don’t join their empire they’ll roll you over and replace you with people who will join their empire

[arctic talon]

and CSM get cultists + some assorted goons

[urban spire]

tau simply aren't as genocidal as the imperium, which made the imperium fans mad for some unknowable reason

[heady rivet]

So lucky...I mean unlucky. Unlucky.

[arctic talon]

Anyways yeah

Lost and the Damned

[fervent geode]

I’d like that a lot

[arctic talon]

2029

100% sure

if we get a new chaos dex

[fervent geode]

Give me the chaos leman russes

[arctic talon]

its gona be lost and the damned

I'm all in

[vagrant fox]

I just bought World Eaters don't do this to me

[solid horizon]

Dark Mech tomorrow

[vagrant fox]

I'll regret it in 3 years

[arctic talon]

Regret nothing

[fervent geode]

Buye more

[arctic talon]

god I'm sleep deprived

[fervent geode]

Give money to James

[solid horizon]

Yeah well nothing prevents you from playing in any edition you like

[urban spire]

admech more like wadmech

[wary fulcrum]

Then buy more to wake up

[vagrant fox]

Ressurect Forge World and maybe I'll buy more

[solid horizon]

Shut up and take my money

[fervent geode]

If they release fires of cyraxis i start admech in 30k

And 40K

[wary fulcrum]

Provided there’s opponents who wish to play that edition

[fervent geode]

And buy one 40K scale titan

[arctic talon]

Anyways the Tau from their first codex have always been

imperialistic
expansionistic
Culturally genocidal
Propaganda heavy
a Caste system with an oligarchy
a surveillance state
and had re education camps where they tested horrific things on Dissidents they couldn't "fix"

[solid horizon]

Just get better friends

[arctic talon]

This makes them less evil then the Imperium

granted

but they're still fucking assholes LOL

they'd make North Korea blush with how good their surveillance system on their core worlds are

[solid horizon]

Tau are asshole I dont like their tech

[fervent geode]

Basically 1984 vs the Cruellest Regime possible

[jade holly]

How much worse or better is the Farsight Enclave?

[vagrant fox]

It's for the greater good, no reason to be upset about it, citizens

[ripe forum]

So

[solid horizon]

Unkitbashable piece of metal carboard

[ripe forum]

What's even the point of them then

[vagrant fox]

another faction to buy models for

[arctic talon]

They're less evil, they're the new kids on the block

they're cool

[fervent geode]

Farsight Enclaves are T’au but a Military Dictatorship

[arctic talon]

they're Nato in space with Mecha

lol

[fervent geode]

Crisis Suits and Vespids

[arctic talon]

The FSE is better as long as your okay with a military Junta.

it has less surveillance and less caste restrictions.

[vagrant fox]

Was it Gav Thorpe who said he based it on NATO diplomacy a bit

[arctic talon]

Yes

[fervent geode]

Yea

[vagrant fox]

He's a funny guy

[arctic talon]

Tauros was literally based on Desert Storm lol

[ripe forum]

I guess but like the whole idea I got told about them was they weren't perfect but they were trying, and then every new thing I learn about them makes them seem genuinely awful, like almost no better than the imperium

[vagrant fox]

I take back everything negative I said about him, not that I think I've said much

[arctic talon]

with the Tau being NATO

[ripe forum]

And it kinda sucks

[urban spire]

https://bsky.app/profile/acyn.bsky.social/post/3mjfcur5bhu2j oh ok thanks man that clears it up

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[arctic talon]

I mean they are better then the Imperium

you don't get worked to death

You get some rights

[fervent geode]

Xenos join or die

[arctic talon]

you get to live way better lol

[fervent geode]

Instead of die

[vagrant fox]

It's the grimdark future, there's nothing good or hopeful about it

[arctic talon]

they're still the nicest among all the major factions in 40k

lol

its just that the nicest is a Authoritarian Regime

[ripe forum]

I dunno

Makes it harder to get into because everyone just sucks

[arctic talon]

I mean

pick your favorite assholes

[heady rivet]

The humble Gothrul's Needle:

[fervent geode]

Just be a Night Lord

Have fun

[vagrant fox]

It's exactly what I like about it ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[arctic talon]

my favorite are The Mechanicus and the Craftworld Eldar

yeah

[fervent geode]

Flay some lil timmies

[arctic talon]

the fact everyone is horrific is whats fun about 40k

you are the evil villain always

[solid horizon]

You will eventually grow up and pick the evilest faction because it's just fun

[hollow lantern]

Love me dark eldar

[arctic talon]

The Dark eldar are morally correct because they belive everyone else is chatel

therfore by their morality all non Deldar are animals

relativism amiright/j

[hollow lantern]

The dark eldar are morally correct because they're funny, what other excuse do you need

[solid horizon]

Bro loves brittle battleline

[urban spire]

you can also get into the more granular parts of 40k instead of picking a faction and going "these are my guys"

[arctic talon]

Calth was an act of self defense
So was monarchia

[jade holly]

Deldar when they need to torture an Ork, Necron or a human who’s an extreme masochist

[fervent geode]

Wait wrong server

[heady rivet]

Night Lords being the only purely moral good faction is a bit weird but its nice we have at least one

[arctic talon]

LOL

[urban spire]

i like 40k because i think stories set in the imperium outside of war are cool

[arctic talon]

[ripe forum]

The orks are the good guys, they just want everyone to have fun

[fervent geode]

Ikr I love being a morally good nice guy

[storm jungle]

WARHAMMER CRIME

RAAAAARGHHH

🗣️

[fervent geode]

[arctic talon]

I LOVE WARCRIME

Wait no

[solid horizon]

I love killing medics

[urban spire]

yeah like warhammer crime

[arctic talon]

still the worst fucking abreviation of all time lol

[jade holly]

Dilara were these the Tzeentch robots you mentioned earlier?

[urban spire]

warhammer crime is cool

[solid horizon]

And using chemical weapons

[arctic talon]

Warhammer Crime is great

[storm jungle]

yea those are it

[urban spire]

oh those are cool

[storm jungle]

Warhammer Crime is so cool man

[fervent geode]

Warhammer crime is very nice

[solid horizon]

Sun Ra kastelans

[jade holly]

Egyptian War Machine

[urban spire]

they're even slightly bird themed

[arctic talon]

they're representing a type of Automata GW has mentioned in every fucking bit of Automata

which is hilarious

[ripe forum]

Can I message anybody about the campaign I'm working on

[fervent geode]

Magnus’ bitchbots

[heady rivet]

John Primarch: "I must take over the rock in the center of this board! So we may save this planet!"

Two random Necromundans when there's a single bottle left of Wild Snake:

[urban spire]

could stand to ditch the egypt theme though

[ripe forum]

I don't wanna just kick down someone's door when they give zero shits about what I have to say

[arctic talon]

Its the Thousand Sons 💀

You can dump it in this chat

for us

or not

[ripe forum]

Tzeentch needs more things that aren't just the thousand sons

[jade holly]

Egypt is so immortal 2 factions in the 41st millenia take inspiration from it

[fervent geode]

Daemons gives him some stuff

But otherwise we have AoS

[arctic talon]

Sugmar dick

[vagrant fox]

New Warhammer Crime and/or horror when, I crave it

[fervent geode]

Where he has a smexy range

[ripe forum]

It's weird because the thousand sons unlike all the other chaos gods have their OWN aesthetic separate from their dark god

[arctic talon]

[urban spire]

just put thousand sons on the backburner for a while, just forget they exist a little bit, just ban people who mention them

[vagrant fox]

true

[solid horizon]

Thousand sons are more like occultism and spiritualism associated with egypt

[fervent geode]

End the Ksons

[arctic talon]

tbh so do world eaters lul

[fervent geode]

Three including the WB

[arctic talon]

its just that their aesthetic is boring

[ripe forum]

So whenever I see stuff for them, it's less "oh look, new tzeentch thing!" It's, "oh look! More space wizard egyptian space marines"

[solid horizon]

See Alistair Crowley and Sun Ra

[arctic talon]

and aeveryone assumes its Khorne

anyways if you want weirder Tzeentch stuff come to AoS

[ripe forum]

That's... Literally Khorne?

[arctic talon]

where are my fucking scribes of tzeentch expansion

[vagrant fox]

Don't fall for the AoS lies, it's a psyop

[ripe forum]

They're big burly men in red that are angry all the time

[arctic talon]

Nah the world eaters do have their own aesthetic stuff lmao

[urban spire]

they are space marines, they are incapable of having an interesting aesthetic, they look like cheap action figures

[fervent geode]

He’s more than that he’s all kinds of violence

[celest dome]

Whern are they getting some design update tbh

[arctic talon]

Never 💀

[ripe forum]

Well I know that

[arctic talon]

500 more minis to the maggotkin

[heady rivet]

Age of Sigmar? More like Age, it besets us all as we decline and whither away!

[arctic talon]

Every other Chaos faction gets the fucking chair

[ripe forum]

I'm just saying if you look at world eaters you'll say "that's Khorne!"

[arctic talon]

aside from STD's

[wary fulcrum]

Spouting truth!

[celest dome]

https://tenor.com/view/flashbang-flash-cat-betterttv-gif-10690574645280585754

[ripe forum]

Even if you don't know they are

[hallow plover]

Year of chaos was the year of chaos for Nurglechads

[fervent geode]

New Sloven Knights gang

[arctic talon]

the fucking STD players at my LGS keep on repeating "we must crush Azyr"

its like

a fucking bit

[ripe forum]

When I first saw pictures of thousand sons, when I first got into 40k, I wondered what the cool Egyptian space marines were about

[arctic talon]

they have not stopped this bit for 3 YEARS NOW

[ripe forum]

I had no idea they were connected to tzeentch

[arctic talon]

HELP ME

Tbh they're very tzeentchy

the occult shit they got going on feels tzeentchy to me

[fervent geode]

They’re gonna crush your Azyr Elite, just let it happen

[ripe forum]

Less so than the other chaos marines are to their gods I feel

[arctic talon]

my faction doesn't even live in fuckin Azyr

smh

[fervent geode]

RIP

[vagrant fox]

Azyr has it coming, destroy it

[fervent geode]

Azyr is food

[wary fulcrum]

Well that’s lucky because we must crush Azyr

[arctic talon]

we must crush azyr

[solid horizon]

I'm cooming

[wary fulcrum]

Look at this guy! He’s awesome

[celest dome]

What about the Eightpoint

[wary fulcrum]

It’s a fun place

[arctic talon]

well they're from the eightpoint

so I don't think they'll say "we must crush the eightpoint"

lol

[celest dome]

We should crush it out

[ripe forum]

How do y'all think the skaven would do in 40k

[vagrant fox]

Azyr has too many goofy names, it must be destroyed. Sigmarite is horrid

[arctic talon]

Great

because they're the Skaven

[wary fulcrum]

It is chaos like, so they might

[fervent geode]

Gng time to end Azyr

[celest dome]

Regular amount

[arctic talon]

couldn't even get into the Eightpoints

Fraudblight LLords

[wary fulcrum]

Skaven’s issue isn’t the setting

It’s other Skaven

[crystal forum]

skaven would do just fine on terra

[celest dome]

Honestly they'd hit critical mass too early and cause their own downfal before being able to learn how to use ships

[arctic talon]

LOL

[fervent geode]

No flesh to eat smh

[wary fulcrum]

Do they know they couldnt though?

Or do they have visions where they did?

[wary fulcrum]

It literally rains blood

[arctic talon]

Thats the Flesh Eater courts

wait

[vagrant fox]

Why did Mikhail Savier not want to draw marine dong, is he a coward?

[arctic talon]

that image is flesh eater courts

[fervent geode]

Yes

[arctic talon]

still an L

[wary fulcrum]

Yes

[arctic talon]

only 2 death factions to not get into the Eightpoints

smh

no wonder Nagash doesn't love ya'll/j

[wary fulcrum]

He did

It’s just very smol

[hallow plover]

Word bearers are a family friendly chaos legion

[arctic talon]

Thats red corsairs

[fervent geode]

Soulblight got no flesh to eat, all bones

[vagrant fox]

Easy to mistake the not-chaos Red Corsairs and the chaos Word Bearers these days

[hallow plover]

I don't see an insigna

[jade holly]

NAGASH MENTIONED! THE BONE TITHE MUST BE PAID 🗣️ 🔥

[hallow plover]

Just spikey marines

[wary fulcrum]

They’re basically just word bearers with eye patches and stubble

[arctic talon]

Its the trim

[urban spire]

what the fuck is azyr

[jade holly]

12 BILLION BONES TO NAGASH

[fervent geode]

Ushoran too based for him anyway

[ripe forum]

You sure? They dug their way to another dimension I'm sure they could figure out space

[vagrant fox]

The guy with the skulls was from a Red Corsairs release not too long ago

[arctic talon]

Word bearers got Gold or silver trim

Red corsairs got black trim

[queen laurel]

Realm in age of sigmar

[arctic talon]

Its one of the Realms in AoS

[urban spire]

oh

[fervent geode]

Realm where cringe Smegma lives that we must eat

[urban spire]

aos is dumb

[arctic talon]

you're dumb

[wary fulcrum]

It’s a silly place for silly people

[hallow plover]

That looks silvery?

[wary fulcrum]

MENTIROSO

[rocky gale]

Azyr is the realm of Heaven

[queen laurel]

nah it's just you chief

[urban spire]

lmao

[fervent geode]

I will Flesh Eat your court

[wary fulcrum]

It’s the realm of BITCH

[vagrant fox]

Azyr must be destroyed for having something named Sigmarabulum

[ripe forum]

[wary fulcrum]

Buy me dinner first

[urban spire]

i am so happy with this reaction

no fr though i have no feelings about aos

[rocky gale]

It can't be, I don't live there

[fervent geode]

You are the dinner, I buy you

[vagrant fox]

It's also that this guy is Katar Garrix of the Red Corsairs

[wary fulcrum]

It’s a pretty fun setting tbh, makes me think of Harryhausen’s Greek movies

[ripe forum]

Anyways

I'll repeat the previous question

[urban spire]

i'm sure it's fine, at least the sigmarines can be women

[hallow plover]

My mistake then

[arctic talon]

*order warriors

smh

[ripe forum]

Can I message any of you about the campaign I'm working on

[arctic talon]

GW does word bearer silver dif in art generally

its way brighter

almost white

[wary fulcrum]

40k or what?

[vagrant fox]

just post it here, no?

[rocky gale]

AoS is fun because it has actual good guys, they just look like this and might eat you

[urban spire]

i just have no real interest in it since they didn't really cary over any of the stuff i liked about whf dwarfs

[queen laurel]

my god that joke is so overused

[ripe forum]

My players are here lol

[vagrant fox]

zamn

[queen laurel]

and not even correct to

[ripe forum]

That's how I met them

[vagrant fox]

Tell them to look away

[urban spire]

i genuinely don't remember the real name

[ripe forum]

Have you ever run a ttrpg

[vagrant fox]

yes

I'm no good at it though

[urban spire]

stormcast or something?

[wary fulcrum]

Stormcast Eternals

Took me a minute though

[arctic talon]

Stormcast Eternals™

[queen laurel]

they are Stormcast eternals

[urban spire]

oh is it stormcast eternals?

[jade holly]

IW have Brass or Bronze trim right?

[vagrant fox]

Yeah it's Stormcast Eternals™

[queen laurel]

yesd

[urban spire]

thanks, i understand that it's stormcast eternals now

[fervent geode]

Bronze

[ripe forum]

It's based around the rejects in darktide, since we're also doing some in game rping, I just wanted to make something to coincide with it

[wary fulcrum]

Are you sure?

[jade holly]

The new EC colors are kinda worse than the purple and gold they had to me

[urban spire]

i think so, but maybe we should go over it again

[jade holly]

They look good, but I miss the purple and gold

[wary fulcrum]

Is it based on Atoma?

[queen laurel]

yes people who call them sigmarines tend to be those type of people

[wary fulcrum]

They’re the Stormmade Invincibles

No

Wait

Shit

[vagrant fox]

In the good old days the Empire of Man didn't need no chaos warriors, just faith, gunpowder, and steel ok

[ripe forum]

Somewhat, also partially based on other shit they'd get dragged into from rogue traders and offworld issues

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/invulnerable-gif-22484955

[fervent geode]

They are the Lightningbuild Incredibles of Sugmar

And they know know fear

[urban spire]

i do think the bigass pauldrons look bad though

[jade holly]

Saturnine

[wary fulcrum]

It’s not so bad on the new guys like

[jade holly]

I like big and bulky but sometimes there’s going too far

[vagrant fox]

Saturnine looks okay when you take the goofy shoulders off

At least the dread one does

[wary fulcrum]

That sounds decent

I might be able to help in a general sense, (and some really niche specifics) but my Darktide lore is pretty limited

[solid horizon]

Brazz

Brass

Iron Warriors have brass trim

[ripe forum]

I moreso need a basis for how they'd get pulled away from tertium

[wary fulcrum]

Interesting autocorrect there…

[solid horizon]

Bronze trim is what mine used to have and it looked like shit

[urban spire]

also the masks are a little goofy

[ripe forum]

Which again I was just thinking rogue traders

[wary fulcrum]

Are they harlots?

[queen laurel]

yeah and they still use that McDonald

[solid horizon]

I'm on phone and my fingers are big

[wary fulcrum]

Can’t wait to chaosify one of them

[urban spire]

i tolerate it on gelt because he's a- well he's gelt

[vagrant fox]

I can smell the stormcast on this

[solid horizon]

That's a defiler

[wary fulcrum]

I believe you. Honest.

[ripe forum]

I do not know what this means In Warhammer terms

[urban spire]

gelt (derogatory)

[wary fulcrum]

I mean for AoS, everyone can take one

[ripe forum]

I've heard it from hadron, and know what it means as a real word

But

Uhh

[wary fulcrum]

I meant to say varlots😂😂

[solid horizon]

Varlets

[wary fulcrum]

Are they from Grendyl’s crew?

[ripe forum]

Sorry my brain isn't braining

I've had 4 hours of sleep

[rancid cove]

Aint Harlots a word for whore?

[ripe forum]

And had to drive nearly an hour to my college

[urban spire]

i definitely think aos models look on average way cooler than anything in 40k

[solid horizon]

Ive always assumed it meant maggots but idk what it means

[wary fulcrum]

Nor mine

I’ve an assignment due on Wednesday and now I’m looking after the baby with no writing done

[vagrant fox]

Harlot is either prostitute or a loose woman

[urban spire]

in terms of models anyway

[wary fulcrum]

2000 words of sheer fantasy coming soon

[rancid cove]

So basically whore

[vagrant fox]

yeah

[queen laurel]

My brother in Christ it's literally just humans and a giant walking building

[solid horizon]

Ancient onager dunecrawler

[wary fulcrum]

I’m gonna have all kinds of skeletons and spikes on it

[vagrant fox]

I don't care who you're sending I can smell the stormcast propaganda and I'm not paying taxes

[urban spire]

it's not really a giant walking building, it's pretty small as buildings go

[ripe forum]

Anyways, shouldn't they be varlets? Why wouldn't they be?

[rancid cove]

Pretty sure varlet just means servant, no?

[wary fulcrum]

Look at Lufgjt Big Balls over here

[ripe forum]

I thought the rejects were innately

[solid horizon]

Probably

[urban spire]

yeah, archaic term for servant

[wary fulcrum]

You could do that one of the other characters made them draw straws then sent them on some kind of mission off planet

[solid horizon]

Hadron would 100% call you a maggot

[vagrant fox]

Means the same as valet, more or less

[urban spire]

same root as valet i think

[solid horizon]

Yeah

[rancid cove]

Dilara was there when that word was created

[solid horizon]

I was too

[vagrant fox]

who wasn't

[rancid cove]

She's seems more the type of person to use fancy words to make you feel stupid

[storm jungle]

Okay fetus

[celest dome]

Same root as Valet, very different connotation

[solid horizon]

🗣️ 🔥 LUMP OF CELLS

[storm jungle]

[urban spire]

try zygote

[solid horizon]

(im not refering to you just in case)

[rancid cove]

I do not talk to people with unverified race status
Get some historians to discuss if you're white or not, Turk

🚬

[celest dome]

In a certain sense Varlet is closer to Serfs

[storm jungle]

What the fuck does that even mean

LMAO

we literally know turks were asians

[ripe forum]

The only trouble point is that one of them is an Arbite

[urban spire]

are you saying turks are a kind of italian

[rancid cove]

It's referencing an old tumblr post

[storm jungle]

tumblr

[rancid cove]

[storm jungle]

christ, explode

[celest dome]

Could be worse tbf

[rancid cove]

You seem like the type to be there

[queen laurel]

yeah could be Twitter

[storm jungle]

This coming from the literal schizo-lesbo

dont dish it out if you cant take it 💀

[rancid cove]

Erm akshually now its X

[urban spire]

no i'm sure dilara grew up on early 4chan

[storm jungle]

not brainded enough to use it

[vital ginkgo]

Is the tech from the Leagues of Votan worse, equal, or superior to DAOT tech?

[rancid cove]

Lobotomite, dont forget it

[rocky gale]

I didn't say anything

[wary fulcrum]

4chan and MWlobbies

Jesus that was a time

[storm jungle]

Superior to Imperial but not as OP as DAOT

otherwise they'd wipeout any opposition

[urban spire]

i never played mw

[jade holly]

How op is DAOT stuff compared to modern Necron tech?

[vital ginkgo]

So a bit lesser

To daot

[storm jungle]

Necrons are still more advanced

[vagrant fox]

Mech Warrior? what's that got to do with it

[storm jungle]

Yea

[urban spire]

in fact i don't think i've ever played a call of duty in my life

[queen laurel]

nothing

[jade holly]

So were they always this advanced or was that only after biotransference?

[vagrant fox]

Advanced enough to prey on necron mining ships sometimes, not daot advanced

[jade holly]

I still don’t know that exact timeline

[storm jungle]

We dont know

[rancid cove]

Is the retcon gun still a canon think in universe?

[jade holly]

Ah ok so it’s meant to be mysterious got it

[storm jungle]

No it retconned itself out of the lore

[hollow lantern]

Regrettably it shot itself

[urban spire]

oh yeah no humanity never even got close to the kind of tech the necrons have

[rancid cove]

Thats actually pretty funny

[storm jungle]

(we're joking)

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-that-actually-is-pretty-funny-gif-24359405

[vital ginkgo]

Have there been any remarkable wars or conflicts between the imperium and Votan yet?

[storm jungle]

Not really, Votann dont wage huge wars

they're prospectors

its not what they are after

[jade holly]

The only other thing I can’t remember with Necron’s were did they realize it was a trap after biotramsference or before and they were forced to undergo it?

[urban spire]

closest thing to necron tech is i think dark eldar? but it's still like a fucking power gap

[ripe forum]

Why would the imperium fight the Votann

[storm jungle]

Racism?

[vagrant fox]

Votann're busy killing endangered wildlife for resources

[wary fulcrum]

Was fun

Absolutely cess pit of the worst of humanity though

[storm jungle]

"Why would the Imperium fight X" itself is an insane question

[celest dome]

https://tenor.com/view/rule-34-war-is-good-for-business-star-trek-ferengi-rules-of-acquisition-gif-7071002405073425356

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/whalers-on-the-moon-moon-whalers

Votann lore

[ripe forum]

Yeah but the Votann are low on the racism scale

Aren't they just squats?

[vagrant fox]

Pre fall Eldar weren't far off iirc

Deldar probably have fun stuff squirreled away

[jade holly]

Imperium see them as straight up Xenos

[wary fulcrum]

That’s pretty high on the racism scale

[storm jungle]

They are an entirely different faction now, squats barely were a faction

[vagrant fox]

take this back

[ripe forum]

I see

[storm jungle]

Kin is Kin

[urban spire]

yeah but pre-fall aren't playable, which is sort of what i was restraining myself to. idk why i restrained myself to that though, since the original question was about daot mankind

[wary fulcrum]

Squats are a hardcore Necromunda faction now

Used by lunatics

[storm jungle]

squat itself is a deragatory in-universe term for Kin/Leagues

[urban spire]

all necromunda factions are hardcore and used by lunatics, it's necromunda

[storm jungle]

because uh

it itself is a dumbass name lol

[rancid cove]

Does this mean the squatters rights is an offensive law

[jade holly]

Imagine LoV but instead of evolving from squats they evolved from Ogryn

[rancid cove]

[jade holly]

[storm jungle]

Imagine LoV but its me shooting you in the head

[jade holly]

I’ll just be brought back via my Votann

[ripe forum]

I dress my Ogryn like a biker and call him a stout

[urban spire]

i want there to be an ogryn rebellion

[daring creek]

Whats a funny sci fi name for adderall