40k-lore-chat

[native spade]

Yeah

[fervent geode]

I know people who run Bretonnians as Levy Troops

[crystal forum]

the child soldier army

[native spade]

As long as they stop Lord Murderfuckrape from charging my tanks

[crystal forum]

the true cadian way

[native spade]

They did their duty

[solid horizon]

I will totally charge your tanks with 3 defilers and 2 decimators as well as a melee helbrute

[native spade]

You may, this edition

I will see you in 12th

[solid horizon]

I will

[native spade]

which will be a shooty edish

as is tradition

[rose thorn]

apparenlty so many peopel did poorly on the exam that he is giving everyoent eh ability to get 15% extra credit on it

im so fucked

[solid horizon]

no problem, my daemon engines are fitted to have guns

walking my forgefiends on a leash

and da defiler battlecannon

[native spade]

My brother, my second army is CSM

I will be eating good the next edish

[solid horizon]

I need a 3rd decimator with 2 storm lasers

[native spade]

The guard has to be benched, sadly

TBH

mech guard are lookin fine

with the disembark rules and allat

[nocturne crest]

I do wonder if they'll make a feudal guard at some point.

[solid horizon]

im just sad 1/3 of my army is legends

[native spade]

I am still mad that we cant make Chapter Master Smashfuckers still

[nocturne crest]

How so?

[native spade]

10th gutted the power scaling of characters and made them more or less buff pieces for squads

11th seems to be in the same vein

A Smashfucker is a super roided character

[solid horizon]

I guess I need more deathmarks for my chaos androidnecron army

[native spade]

That basically solos shit

[rose thorn]

i thoguht they specifically made a new kit to build smash captains because people didnt wanan kitbash it

[native spade]

The kit exists

[solid horizon]

the lion for some reason

[native spade]

And i like that we dont have to kitbash anymore

[rose thorn]

is smash captian bad now?

[native spade]

But you cant just have one bad mofo nowadays

[rose thorn]

OH

you mean liek hero attaches

well in 11th the buff is permanent even if hte unit is dead at least

[native spade]

Yeah

Characters arent as powerful as they were pre-10th still

They felt like buffsluts in 10th

i wont lie

[rose thorn]

this would have been a huge gsc buff because GSC did the same thing before 10th

but they uhh, fucked it up

for GSC

[native spade]

yeah, you know what i am talking about

I miss the jank that was overbuffed characters

They could blow up on your face if you didnt use them correctly

But they were fun as fuck to use

https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/Chapter_Master_Smashfucker

[rose thorn]

They took the invincible murder machine super psyker god from uh and made him an over sized genestealer that can only attache to genestealers

[nocturne crest]

Ah

[native spade]

Yeah

The Patriarch was a smashfucker

[rose thorn]

AH

well that required literally like 300 points of your army to guard him

you put him int he middle of a nerophyte sawrm with liek 3 other heroes and him

[native spade]

I mean, Smashfuckers were most prominent in 7th

You could give units bodyguards then too

These guys were massive hammers basically

or distraction carnifexes that could punch like 3x their weight

and just not die

And, if you remember relase votann on 9th

yk what i am talking about

[rose thorn]

so do i it was hell

[native spade]

Einhyr was one of the most glorious smashfuckers ever

[rose thorn]

did you see that picture of the guy painting LOV on the plane ride to the warhammer event

[native spade]

no, actually

[rose thorn]

its genuinely one of the funniest images ive ever seen

and its even funnier because right after the nerf that army was sold on ebay

i think space wolves, night haunt, and LoV are hte most sold armeis on ebay ever besides stormcasts and space marines

[native spade]

Yeah, because they are novel

People buy them, meta abuse then sell them

I like the Nighthaunt, they look cool

too bad that AoS just devolves into a midboard moshpit by turn 3

[rose thorn]

have you played SoG?

[native spade]

Yeah

[rose thorn]

people aer okay with their new armeis rules, they changes the asthetic form like, hordes of terror, to like "oh these grounds are haunted by night you know."

[native spade]

on TTS

[rose thorn]

haunted house meta

[native spade]

I just dont like how AoS, inevitably turns into activation cheese and alpha striking

One player has to table the other

[rose thorn]

what armies have you plaey adn played agaisnt

[native spade]

Ironjawz, Khorne and i 90% play against Stormcast

havent touched lumineth since 3rd

I remmeber when the meta was 2 bricks of Sentinels

reinforced sentinels

Wait

the archers were the sentinels right?

[rose thorn]

okay you literally played the mosh pit armies

[rose thorn]

i think they are the hammers

[native spade]

No, i was right

Vanari Sentinels are the archers

you would get 2 reinforced 20 bricks of them and shoot everything to shit with like 2 tarpits in the middle

[rose thorn]

oh my abd

[native spade]

Since they got sunmetal on a 5+

You basically fished for 5s to hit

[native spade]

I watch tabletop reports of AoS from time to time

[rancid cove]

I am

Excited

[native spade]

Every game somehow devolves into one big brawl after the screens die

[rose thorn]

yeah thats the anvils

[native spade]

It doesnt take much to kill the screens neither

they are there to just absorb the shooting, or to waste a charge

Then everyone shoots their hammers at one another and the game for me mostly ends circa r3

Cities and Overlords seem distinct, but thats about it

The game is coded to come down into the midboard eventually

Thats why TOW is much more fun, IMO

Most armies have some variety at the very least, and straight up charging doesnt win you games

I play WoC, and i still have to get a few good flanks rather than tarpit to victory, even tho i have a 30 warrior brick deathstar with a lvl4 sorc

[nocturne crest]

Odd question, but how many times can a manticore shoot it's missiles?

[native spade]

on 10th, each turn

it was only 4 times in 9th

Cause, yknow. The model has 4 missles

[nocturne crest]

Ah I see. I was wondering if it was like the hunter killer missiles.

[native spade]

No, hasnt been the case since 9th

[native spade]

Indirect Fire. Blast. This weapon can target units that are not visible to the bearer. The bearer can only shoot with this weapon 4 times per battle.

This was the rules in 9th

The real kino was the Deathstrike

you just had 1 missle you had to prep for a turn

And it was basically a fuck-all button

Godspear was still the best choice since it almost guarranteed a Tank kill, if not. A good cripple

[rose thorn]

I can’t wait for trh new spearhead box

[solid horizon]

we should give unlimited tachyon arrow uses to overlords ngl

I think this is a fair and good idea

[rose thorn]

I need how make lore or at least colors for my skaven and city

[native spade]

I agree

[jade holly]

And give it Heavy, Blast and Sustained Hits

[solid horizon]

rapid fire and pistol

[jade holly]

What’s pistol do?

[solid horizon]

gunshots if you're engaged

[jade holly]

Ah

[native spade]

You can fire into combat

Man

Give it prescision too

[jade holly]

so you can shoot in fight phase?

[native spade]

Let me put the tip of the arrow into the mouth of the enemy leader

and pulverize his head

[solid horizon]

rapid fire and pistol on tachyon arrow would be funny I think

open gates to multiple weaponized stars in the mouth of that space marine captain

[native spade]

Just pistol and presicion would be funny asF

Just walk up to someone and give them a kiss of death

[solid horizon]

tachyon arrow to warpsmiths when

[native spade]

https://tenor.com/view/punch-punching-kung-fu-karate-gif-9082383

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/the-thing-thing-heres-the-thing-it's-clobbering-time-slobber-gif-11876577389712584619

[native spade]

Shit has to be like this

[solid horizon]

just incase I feel like I dont have enough pistols on my warpmsith

[native spade]

If you get hit with an arrow that can canonically kill ships

[native spade]

"Woe, S16, -5AP be upon ye poor face"

[solid horizon]

voidscythe + pistol tachyon arrow is totally fair I think

[native spade]

Just give us Smashfuckers back...

[solid horizon]

tbh

[native spade]

A necron lord smashfucker would be so fun, ngl

[solid horizon]

overlords are kinda mini smashfuckers

have you seen its stats

[native spade]

I know

[solid horizon]

dude can one tap a dreadnought in melee

[native spade]

I have a small necron force too

[native spade]

I am guilty of doing taht

[solid horizon]

I did this too lol

[native spade]

I have like 1.2k of crons

i agreed to a 1k game w someone

[solid horizon]

pardon the terrible paintjobs

[solid horizon]

same lmao

[native spade]

the guy was so smug with his skew list of 3 dreads in a 1k game btw

He did not expect 1 to get 1shot by an overlord

[solid horizon]

loyalist soulforged warpack

voiscythe is no joke

[native spade]

He was pissed afterwards too

[solid horizon]

and the overlord has that thing that reduces enemy damage

[native spade]

Yeah, go fuck yourself

You rept the wind, and sowed the whirlwind

[solid horizon]

I can now officially run my overlord with flayed ones without using custom apocalypse rules

go my fidel meatshields

absorb grenades for overlord daddy

[native spade]

Basically what my 10 man cron blob was for

They just ate the shooting while their big daddy smashed shit to death

The other dreddy got shot to shit by a Doomsday arc

[solid horizon]

crons in blobs are just additional HP lmao

[native spade]

Regardless to say, losing nearly half his army t2 did not sit with him

[solid horizon]

on that game I did a wild west duel doomsday arch vs fire prism

bye bye fire prism

[native spade]

The Cron fucks, the Cuckdar bux

Simple as

[solid horizon]

nowadays crons are my reserve army

I take them out of the closet when someone needs to be lend an army, or in special cases such as apocalypses

[native spade]

I say this as an OG eldar player

Eldar just aint the same without a psychic phase

[solid horizon]

true

[daring creek]

We calling necrons crons now huh

[native spade]

I sold my 3k of Eldar after 10th

[solid horizon]

xeno androids

[native spade]

Had to finance my csm somehow

They gave our fucking ability to the sisters

THE SISTERS

AND GAVE THEIRS TO US

[solid horizon]

sisters and their random ass miracle dice

imagine spending a miracle dice to hit a daemon engine with a flamethrower

[native spade]

Strands of Fate was busted, but i dont get why the sisters got them, and we got their miracle die

[native spade]

10th ed Eldar

Fish for 6s

Overwatch with AoK

I didnt even care if Eldar were busted still

They didnt play like Eldar

[native spade]

Sup my 'Cron

[lament shoal]

How much do space marines know about armor and weapon maintenance compared to the average tech priest?

[solid horizon]

thanks to crucible of champions I incorporated my overlord to my CSM army, but I gotta say he's still much less op there

[storm jungle]

Average but can change depending on the Chapter

[lament shoal]

Ty

[storm jungle]

they know the basics like a normal soldier does IRL but not much beyond that

its mostly shit they are taught outright or ingrained into them through hypno-procedures

[native spade]

They dont do the religious parts, but can maintain their gear on a basic level

[raven stone]

Average Marine would not know much.
Tech Marines would know much more.
Tech Marines from a Chapter with close ties to Ad Mech will know the most.

(Yes that includes Iron Hands)

[native spade]

They still need their serfs/priests/techmarine bretheren for rites and actual maintenance

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2043676705533874667

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Something humanizing about marines being just like modern soldiers in terms of being idiots with their gear

[solid horizon]

they may be severely genetically engineered superhuman soldiers but they still are human soldiers in the first place

[limpid granite]

I hope we get to play as sam again

[storm jungle]

Albert Goatsker spotted

🗣️

[vagrant fox]

I wanna know how long that guy spent practicing that

[native spade]

One of my favorite passages about this was in Horus Rising Where Loken tells Tarik to wipe his ass with his other hand since he had just lost his hand and the stump was still recovering in a fluid

Stayed with me even after all these years

[vagrant fox]

My 18-20 year abstinence is over, I'm a moron now

[native spade]

The nails have bit

Goooood

[vagrant fox]

I was gonna get Corpse Grinders too but my phone wholeass broke

[native spade]

There is always a next time

You broke the 7th seal already

There is no going back

[rocky gale]

[vagrant fox]

He's got that doohicky apparatus on him

[daring creek]

crackhead

[vagrant fox]

Not for a good long time, it's a shit to get there. Unless I order online

[vagrant fox]

I thought we was pals, chums even

[native spade]

Oof

[hallow plover]

Just a reminder that he gets fired and dies like a loser in the movies

Your goat is forever tainted by this fact

[ripe forum]

Lore gamers

I have a loretastic question

[storm jungle]

In the movies

literally shit that has nothing ot do with the games

[vagrant fox]

proceed

[storm jungle]

go off i guess 💀

[vagrant fox]

https://klipy.com/gifs/verdugo-resident-evil-4

wrong dilara

[storm jungle]

correct dilara

https://klipy.com/gifs/wesker-no-wesker-no-no

[vagrant fox]

they're goated and so, correct

[ripe forum]

So can nurgles diseases affect technology? I've heard there are certain diseases that do, but I'm unsure of what extent they do.

[storm jungle]

Yes

nurgle disease can effect anything, even reality

its all paranormal so it works either way

[ripe forum]

Can they save my marriage?

[vagrant fox]

They have what was it, cogitator phages or something in some book

[storm jungle]

Uhh does your marriage need super-ebola

[jade holly]

Finally, I’M in Warhammer

[ripe forum]

Nurgle makes new diseases all the time no? For the thing I'm writing I wanna come up with something new but I don't want it to feel like too much of an asspull

[storm jungle]

All the time ye

thats what his cauldron is for

hes literally always cooking something devious

[ripe forum]

With the newly installed diving board for all the resident nurglings

[celest dome]

cauldrons

[storm jungle]

🫡

[celest dome]

Some were nicked

[jade holly]

Guilliman walked into Nurgle’s Garden and went

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-let-him-cook-cook-cooking-breaking-bad-gif-27522167

[celest dome]

Like a couple by the Skaven

[jade holly]

Warhammer 40k, a story about Nurgle but it’s Breaking Bad

Instead of drugs he’s cooking diseases to spread

[ripe forum]

Is ku'gath Jesse

[celest dome]

Isha Breaking Bad, needing to keep it secret from all the Nurglite Deamons and servant

[hallow plover]

Isha as Skylar?

[vagrant fox]

yea

[celest dome]

Nurgle as Skylar

[jade holly]

Who’d be Gus

[vagrant fox]

Between the space marines save Isha fan nonsense and how people talk about Skylar it's a perfect fit

[storm jungle]

The crawlspace scene but its Nurgle losing his mind because Isha told some population he infected the anti-virus of the infection

https://klipy.com/gifs/walter-white-breaking-bad-23

(she legit does this in the lore btw)

[jade holly]

The final scene but it’s just a recreation of Guilliman burning the garden

[ripe forum]

Man nurgle really has no variety when it comes to daemons in 40k

I know your deal is stagnating but get some bastards from the recruitment center gramps

[vagrant fox]

Kind of a daemon problem

[jade holly]

“Can’t fix perfection” is what I bet Nurlge would say

[ripe forum]

Nurgle would say "GW why the fuck are you not showing all my hard work" and proceed to vomit everywhere

(him vomiting is unrelated to the conversation)

[rocky gale]

Any Steel nerds in chat?

[heady rivet]

I'm killing myself

[rocky gale]

Slight overreaction to Yarrick rules

[heady rivet]

Unrelated

I just detest the weather

I hate humidity I wish all moisture on this planet was gone

And my fuckass class schedule meaning I spend 2 hours and 40 minutes sitting on this bench

[hallow plover]

You're made out of moisture

[rocky gale]

Remove it

[vagrant fox]

Moisture is good for you

It's 69% here right now, it's the lowest I've seen it be in months

[heady rivet]

Its 80 degrees and due to rain

[vagrant fox]

80 celsius is pretty hot

[rocky gale]

Native Briton in its natural habitat pre Roman colonisation

[rancid cove]

He is so frog coded

[rocky gale]

They used to be so happy and content in their swamp, what happened

[ripe forum]

Which factions use robots

Robots are cool

[rocky gale]

Necrons are robots

[ripe forum]

No they aren't

[hallow plover]

Necrons or admech

[ripe forum]

Don't the admech SPECIFICALLY not use robots?

[vagrant fox]

Votann, Necrons, Admech

[hallow plover]

Ok, CYBORGS

[ripe forum]

CYBORGS ARENT ROBOTS

[vagrant fox]

They're just not very smart robots

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/maddie-maddie-nolan-maddie-nolen-arcane-maddie-arcane-gif-4742228130265395241

[jade holly]

A Great Clean One

Bestower of life and benevolence

[rocky gale]

Robot means slave, so every faction technically

[ripe forum]

Ughhh why are there no cool bobots in the 41st millennium

[vagrant fox]

Kastelans are cool ok smh my head

and ironkin

[crystal forum]

steeljacks

the definition of cool

[storm jungle]

Steeljacks are ideal partners

[storm jungle]

[ripe forum]

Wait so are they robots or suits

[vagrant fox]

Robots

[crystal forum]

robots

[storm jungle]

they are robots

Ironkin

[ripe forum]

Huh

[crystal forum]

AI

[storm jungle]

Yeah

they get treated like actual fellow dwarves by the Kin

and are manufactured as such by the Votann cores

[vagrant fox]

Kastelan, dumb non-sapient robot. Steeljacks, not so dumb sapient robots.

There's robots around

[jade holly]

They can even become Kahls can’t they?

[storm jungle]

Steeljacks make me think questionable thoughts

[ripe forum]

Anything for less than sapient robots?

[crystal forum]

tall dwarves

[storm jungle]

In what way?

[storm jungle]

Yeah

they arent limited in society

because again they are just seen as normal people by the Kin

[ripe forum]

War machines that don't think no thoughts

[vagrant fox]

Admech have dumb robots

[ripe forum]

And just do stuff

[storm jungle]

Non-ruler Necrons i guess, thats it

[vagrant fox]

Necrons have their constructs, yeah

[crystal forum]

tau have some

i think

[storm jungle]

Tau are basically drones

they arent made as proper robots

Ironkin are constructed to be people essentially

Admech robots are also just enslaved roombas so

[cerulean trellis]

i would argue the average Tau has a little bit more freedom of will despite beign controlled by the ethereals ^^

[storm jungle]

I meant the literal drones

not metaphoric ones like us

[crystal forum]

society

[storm jungle]

real

[cerulean trellis]

fair

[rancid cove]

How is the first one for the admech not considered AI?
Do they just go "uhhh machine spirit"?

[vagrant fox]

society indeed

[storm jungle]

its a roomba

[vagrant fox]

basically

[storm jungle]

you need to insert disks to make it do commands

[vagrant fox]

A tech-priest oversees it and inserts floppy disks

[storm jungle]

^

its not alive in any sense

[cerulean trellis]

basically and they slot in new protocolls in the forms of discs

[rancid cove]

"Roomba. I don't like that guy. Explode him."

[storm jungle]

You joke

but thats literally how they function

LMAO

[vagrant fox]

yea

[rancid cove]

Splendid

[jade holly]

Roomba, see that direction? I don’t want to

[storm jungle]

yeah admech robots are just.. robots. They arent AI.

[jade holly]

Understood, removing that direction

[hallow plover]

Can't get more admech than that tbh

[rancid cove]

So basically a video game AI

[crystal forum]

they're like remote controlled walkers sometimes

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/kitty-kitten-145

[storm jungle]

Yeah but even more primitive

it does nothing a command doesnt tell it to do

[jade holly]

The beast has been apprehended

[rancid cove]

They done lobotomized muh AI bruh

[storm jungle]

they arent lobotomized they were never alive to begin with

[vagrant fox]

You see the doohicky programming bits on the chest of this one

[crystal forum]

iirc the first edition that admech robots were added you had to preset the entire battle and the robot units would not deviate from the plan at all

[storm jungle]

Yeah that

[rancid cove]

Is there anything the Imperium hasn't lobotomized, actually?

They seem to like that a lot.

They even lobotomized them dawgs

[ripe forum]

NOOOOOO PLEASE ROOMBA, FORGIVE THE POOR CREATURES HUBRIS

[storm jungle]

🫡

[storm jungle]

Not really no lmao

[rancid cove]

Darth Vader's chest thingamajing

[storm jungle]

lobotomy is like the entire thing of making you "complacent" and "good" for society

so its kinda where it comes from in 40k

[ripe forum]

DO NOT LEAVE IT CONSUMED AMONGST THE VILE DEBRIS YOUR EXISTENCE HAS BEEN DEDICATED TO ERATICATE

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/helicopter-cat-helicopter-cat-heliblo-gif-15685012791631344513

[storm jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1403167142286725210/1488829626544427142/GATO1.gif

[crystal forum]

youtube keeps wanting to spoil invincible for me now

[storm jungle]

i warned you

[crystal forum]

thx recommendations

[storm jungle]

instant nuke em

[rancid cove]

"Hey guys I don't think bombarding that hostage shelter is a good id-"

Instant servitorization.

[jade holly]

Me, who keeps watching shorts of the comics and seeing clips of the show:

Fascinating

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/jetpack-cat-fika-overwatch-ow-ow2-gif-13317816433882052074

[crystal forum]

the worst are the comments where somebody will randomly drop a last comic spoiler

[ripe forum]

Tech-priest nurgle?

[storm jungle]

Yeah this is a thing a lot of fans forget, being a "criminal" to be servitorized in 40k can be as bad as just stealing bread 💀

[solid horizon]

Vultarax stratos automata

[storm jungle]

Yah it exists

[storm jungle]

gesundheit

[storm jungle]

war criminal btw

[rancid cove]

If I was in the 40k universe I'm either turning chaos instantly or I'm blowing my head smoove off, no in-between

[crystal forum]

i need it to be wednesday NOW

[solid horizon]

Enschuldigung

[crystal forum]

i need episode 7

[storm jungle]

get well soon

Same

[crystal forum]

more than crack cocaine

[storm jungle]

when is wednesday

[solid horizon]

Danke schön

[crystal forum]

2 fucking days

[storm jungle]

BRO

[rose thorn]

hes nerfed now hes fineeee

[crystal forum]

i cant take it

[storm jungle]

IM GONNA DIE BEFORE THEN

[crystal forum]

its too much

[rose thorn]

he doesnt insta kill supports now

[rancid cove]

"Nah bro im not addicted I can quit anytime i want"

[crystal forum]

i just know the last 2 episodes will hit harder than conquest

[solid horizon]

You cannot simply mention cat drone in an ad mech robot topic and simply ignore vultarax stratos automata

[storm jungle]

https://youtu.be/PTtniAUCej0?list=LL

they posted one short of Thragg sitting down as a promo

and hes instantly out of aura debt forever

god damn this man

[rose thorn]

i cant belive emre was the first male DPS in the games history

[crystal forum]

YEAH IS SAW

[storm jungle]

🗣️ 🔥

[rose thorn]

new male*

[storm jungle]

Turkish male*

doesnt even have a mustache btw

[cerulean trellis]

cute kitty!

[crystal forum]

also i just realized recently that there's 3 pillars in the viltrumite logo

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[storm jungle]

Yeah its the same with Conquest's grave

[crystal forum]

i wonder what they represent

it seems important to them

[rose thorn]

proof he is trans masc

[hollow lantern]

Strength, superiority, and dominance iirc

[storm jungle]

yeah that

its the most blunt symbol you can do

[crystal forum]

ah

[storm jungle]

and ngl it slaps

[solid horizon]

What power plug output is that

[rancid cove]

Hardest concept a fascist regime can create

[hollow lantern]

Sometimes less is more

[rancid cove]

HDMI

[rose thorn]

i wanan see an ultamite with the mustache like that creepy pasta of the turkish man looking into a camera turnign red

[storm jungle]

the best symbols are the most basic ones

[crystal forum]

also i just realized after rewatching season 3 that sinclair is working on dead marks with zombie robot stuff on them

how tf did i miss that

[storm jungle]

LMAO

HOW

[ripe forum]

I feel like nurgle with tech is kinda cool

[storm jungle]

yeah he got Operation Paperclip'd

[solid horizon]

Wrong HDMI is trapeze shaped

[storm jungle]

hes making super-servitors for Cecil

[ripe forum]

Representing how the technology of the imperium stagnates and refuses to evolve

[storm jungle]

(after literally mutilating college kids)

[crystal forum]

i thought the unready versions was like a newer version of the robot zombies

[storm jungle]

ngl most realistic part of the story

lol

[crystal forum]

but nah he straight up making zombie marks

[storm jungle]

Yeah hes a sick fuck

it makes it worse when he tries tp apologise to mark

like bro

YOU MUTILATED HIS BEST FRIEND

[crystal forum]

and i did get spoiled that reanimark will be athing

at least it's predictable

[storm jungle]

Thats not a spoiler, we see it during the Viltrumite War

Cecil is telling him to hurry the fuck up to make them lol

and hes like "YOU CANT RUSH ART"

[rancid cove]

forever mutilated your best life friend

"Ayo bro im sorry i didnt mean all dat"

[storm jungle]

And Cecil is just "the fuck does that mean"

[storm jungle]

HE LITERALLY SAYS THAT TOO

"Im sorry"

bitch get out of my sight

💀

[rose thorn]

holy shsit i hate word my entire computer froze for liek 5 seocnds because word wanted to ask me to do a survay

[rancid cove]

Mark a better

Person than me

Id turn that mf into red paste

[storm jungle]

tbh he OUTRIGHT says hes gonna kill him if he doesnt fuck off

[crystal forum]

cecil is 100% the type of person who would rather kill mark and make a zombie version just so he has full control

[storm jungle]

theres a reaosn Cecil told him NOT to see Mark

but he doesnt listen lmao

[storm jungle]

hes peak CIA

[rancid cove]

Mark left him with a warning
Id legit just throw him into space

[crystal forum]

god i hate cecil so much sometimes

control freak

[rancid cove]

Seasalt is the best character in the show

[storm jungle]

Tbh Cecil is your perfect government dickhead

you get his POV but hes absolute dickhead

[crystal forum]

i think everybody is eagerly awaiting the next time mark and cecil meet because of conquest

[jade holly]

Considering what he has to work with and what he has to deal with I can’t exactly blame him lmao

[crystal forum]

god i cant wait

[storm jungle]

^^^

hes a stooge but his POV is understandable

[crystal forum]

CECIL WHY THE FUCK WAS CONQUEST ALIVE

[storm jungle]

he literally deals with world-ending threats constantly

also Mark is an unstable teenager lmao

[crystal forum]

like he didnt even install the noise thing in conquest

why

[jade holly]

Invincible wouldn’t be fun if Mark and Cecil sat down and talked like adults and actually communicated smh

[storm jungle]

imma be real

[rancid cove]

And for once he's not an incompetent donce that show writers normally make characters like him he

[storm jungle]

its Conquest

i doubt it'd matter

lmfao

[rancid cove]

Like hes actually competent at what he does

[storm jungle]

also that yeah

but i hate it when he makes mistakes and people go:

"this is bad writing"

god 💀

[jade holly]

Imo the mistakes show his thought process

[storm jungle]

it does but people dont get that

[crystal forum]

conquest is his dumbest fuckup tbh

[jade holly]

Something didn’t work? Fuck, try something new

That something didn’t work: we’re fucked

Add in a few multi billion dollar teleports here and there

[rancid cove]

People that say that shit just want a completely aura farming hyper moments character with no flaws
They just dont understand good writing

[storm jungle]

100%

[rancid cove]

🗣️

[rose thorn]

cecil should have killed him, madehin into a zombie robot, and then the zombie robot turned rogue then do the conquest v mark part 2

[vagrant fox]

Dog, Restless Dead is fucking beans why did I get this novel

[crystal forum]

reaniquest would be fucking horrifying

[rose thorn]

i love the reanimators its my favorite part of invincible

[jade holly]

Nah, Sidequest

[rose thorn]

reanimen*

[crystal forum]

who knew america had so many dead soldiers to turn into reanimen

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/annoying-invincible-da-sinclair-yap-yapping-gif-18044129201132624949

baby boy

[rocky gale]

They're getting attacked by godzilla's ever 30 minutes, they're gonna have dead soldiers

[jade holly]

I learned who voiced him and I’m annoyed

Idk if he still does

[storm jungle]

theb est part is like

Cecil isnt even lying

they legit sign agreements for their bodies to be used as cyborgs if they die

lmao

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/dracula-draculas-1000000-fear-gif-27270909

[storm jungle]

and ngl i can believe it, lots of jarheads to do that shit

[crystal forum]

part of me believes they use dead corpses because they dont have rights lol

so cecil can just throw them at anything

[jade holly]

Just like he said “you can be the good guy or the guy who saves the world”

[rose thorn]

there was an incident where the US army fucked up and got thier vaccines contaminated and like 40 people died

while iw as wokring on base

[crystal forum]

we know sinclair could easily just use living people like he used to when he was a villain

[storm jungle]

Ngl i remember a news broadcast where they used someones dead fucking aunt for some new kind of explosives for the military

WITHOUT TELLING HER NEPHEW

and they just found out they blew up her fucking corpse as a "test run"

so its 100% believable

lmao

[rose thorn]

genuinely more moral to use corpses

also probably safer

[jade holly]

I can’t wait for Angstrom Levy in Invincible Vs

[crystal forum]

they're meant to die in numbers so yeah

[jade holly]

He’d be so much fun

[storm jungle]

Yeah basically

they are combat servitors

[solid horizon]

Tech thralls

[crystal forum]

i want to know how much they cost tho

[heady rivet]

Yeah the company he donated her to was secretly selling to the military and telling them it was okay.

Also tbf thats badass so good for granny. Its like right under corpse farm levels of cool

[storm jungle]

GOD

[rancid cove]

Ngl imma ask people to strap my body into a spaceship and just let it explode after I die

Fuck it dude that sounds funny as hell

[storm jungle]

Ngl prob below some missile cost lol

its kinda hard to tell how much modifications Sinclair does to them

[storm jungle]

Rest in peace my granny she got hit by a bazooka....

[rancid cove]

She was the bazooka

[heady rivet]

I wanna be donated to a corpse farm and have some weird niche setup for me

[crystal forum]

i feel like if they were expensive then cecil would have said something by now lol

[storm jungle]

probably lmao

the cybernetics on them prob do half the job

[jade holly]

Lmao I just fired this bazooka and some old lady got blown up

[rocky gale]

Corpse farms are like the most fucked up but kinda necessary shit we've got going on at the minute

[solid horizon]

Relatable tbh

[heady rivet]

Translating a hebrew tweet

[rancid cove]

His teleport costs like billion and he uses almost daily i dont think he cares
Taxpayer money

[crystal forum]

without sinclair the US government would be so fucked

[storm jungle]

Another most realistic part of the show lol

[heady rivet]

I dont think its fucked up, its just science and training

[solid horizon]

Would be funny if a random granny walked on a landmine I think

[crystal forum]

he does say whenever something is crazy expensive though because he does have a budget

[rancid cove]

"Taxpayers? The fuck are those? Poor people. Watch me teleport to Vegas rn and bet everything on black"

[jade holly]

According to him it’s more than “The Gross Economic Output of Lichtenstein”

Per teleport

[storm jungle]

also reminder that the GDA/Cecil has literally infected the entire US water supply with shit that makes them not see secret government complexes

[jade holly]

And he’s addicted to using it lmao

[heady rivet]

Quote from IDF doctrine meeting

[crystal forum]

yeah shit that even affects viltrumites apparently

[solid horizon]

It's true I was there

[rose thorn]

i love how hot the show mades sinclair compared to the comics

[storm jungle]

LMAO MAGGIE

[rose thorn]

AM I WRONG

[heady rivet]

Type of shit we do in that one mission for this game

[crystal forum]

also i just dont get it... do non americans see the room perfectly?

[rocky gale]

It's kinda fucked up

[storm jungle]

id say yes, but they'll never make it into that room

or at best they'd offer them a glass of water beforehand

[solid horizon]

We should feed trinitrogliceryn to newborns and throw them on tanks

[jade holly]

And he has the gall to ask at one point “is there something in the water today?”

[rose thorn]

THEY DID IT ON PURPOSE

[crystal forum]

and the people who work there can't drink any tap water i guess lol

[storm jungle]

😭

[heady rivet]

Its natural decomposition to study and train, everyone there is donating to science. Its science!

[storm jungle]

tbh i assume they can

[arctic talon]

There’s a way to neutralize it

[storm jungle]

they just have shit that can disable the room

[arctic talon]

We just dunno wtf it is

[storm jungle]

yeah there you go

lmao

[rose thorn]

they made him not british

[rancid cove]

British people could learn a lot from this

Teeth make all the difference

[crystal forum]

is brit supposed to be british in the comics btw?!!

[rocky gale]

Hey there was a point where I was studying forensics and was going to work at a Corpse farm for a bit, but it's still fucked

[crystal forum]

why else is he called brit

guy's superpower certainly isnt bad teeth

[rancid cove]

He's ugly the average british man

[storm jungle]

hes a Bloke Named Finger

[rocky gale]

Because his name is Brittany

[rose thorn]

he looks like a 2013 videogame protagonist

[crystal forum]

can you imagine him trying to do a british accent

[arctic talon]

No

[crystal forum]

waltuh mate

[storm jungle]

wdym "no"

hes literally in the comics

lol

[rancid cove]

Kid named Finger in 2026

[heady rivet]

But like how is it?

[arctic talon]

He’s not British

He’s fucking American still

[crystal forum]

why called brit then

[arctic talon]

His name is Britney

[rocky gale]

Because his name is Brittany

[crystal forum]

HAHAHAHAG

[arctic talon]

Yeah that

[rose thorn]

like francis

france

[rocky gale]

This is the second time I've said this

[storm jungle]

LMAO

BASED

[solid horizon]

Holy shit that's where I live

[rocky gale]

Because it is

[solid horizon]

Should I be concerned

[rocky gale]

There's like bodies and stuff

[arctic talon]

Bros only powers are

[rocky gale]

Laying around decomposing

[arctic talon]

“I cannot be hurt”

lol

[jade holly]

Captain Man from the hit Nickelodeon show Henry Danger???

[crystal forum]

so i watched a lore video about brit and he's straight up unkillable by anything

so what would happen if space racer shot him

[arctic talon]

He’d just get pushed back/launched

Probably

And it would really hurt

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/piccolo-gohan-dbz-dbzkakarot-piccolo-saves-gohan-gif-12175453214686684842

[arctic talon]

The only thing that can kill Brit is old age(probably)

[storm jungle]

still cant believe Space Racer killed my favorite Turkrimite

[crystal forum]

what if mark used brit as a baseball bat

[storm jungle]

ill never forget him

[arctic talon]

Brit would be fine

[jade holly]

I’ll never forget Whatshisname

[crystal forum]

i hope this happens

[storm jungle]

Sidequest

[arctic talon]

Vitriol?

[rocky gale]

No that's a point, if Brit is unbreakable Mark should just use him as a bat to beat the Viltrumites to death

[heady rivet]

Yeah they tend to do that

[arctic talon]

I feel like we should put tech jackets armor on Brit

[crystal forum]

what else to do with an unbreakable object

[heady rivet]

Oh, those cards

[arctic talon]

Or get another set of armor for it

lol

[jade holly]

Are we good to talk about episode 5? Or we staying spoiler free from that?

[storm jungle]

yall are free to talk

just no comic spoilers

everyone in here watches the eps the moment they release anyway lol

[jade holly]

Thaedus out here moving like Socrates and Plato did the fusion dance fr

[storm jungle]

Thaedus is HIM

[rocky gale]

Something unnatural about leaving a body to rot

[jade holly]

I want Thaedus in Invincivle Vs so badly

[crystal forum]

thadeus could have dealt with most of his problems himself

[jade holly]

And the fact he’s voiced by Peter Cullen? Peak

[heady rivet]

Why does the moustache man have so much gay sex? I see this often and frequently. And the comics have a super inconsistent art style. 2/10

[storm jungle]

come to turkey we'll show you

🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷

[crystal forum]

optimus prime got hands

[heady rivet]

I'm not going back to that Turkish Prison

[vagrant fox]

Look up Turkish oil wrestling

[jade holly]

“Give me your face”

[storm jungle]

[jade holly]

Bro was moving like Bayverse Optimus

[heady rivet]

If anything its the most natural thing

[crystal forum]

he looks like grey haired hulk hogan without his beard

[heady rivet]

Checked and mated.

[crystal forum]

for like the one scene thadeus doesnt have it

[vagrant fox]

Every single time I've seen Turkish oil wrestling they're grappling by the butthole

[rose thorn]

are guard players the true chuddiest chuds?

maybe i was too crule to space mairne players

[jade holly]

The true endgame: Freddie Mercury vs Socrates

[storm jungle]

*crotch

[vagrant fox]

false

[hollow lantern]

Thaddeus moving like prime Plato

[storm jungle]

its literally THE only place you can grip when you are covered in oil

[rose thorn]

mordian glory returned to chud posting

[vagrant fox]

They get the finger right up there and it's like hooking a fish

[crystal forum]

my prediction for episode 7 is the entire team fights thragg and he dies

[limpid granite]

gonna pull on chest hair

[crystal forum]

episode 8 has everybody bringing rexplode back to life

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/i-will-bury-you-betty-white

[jade holly]

Unless you’re Akkan from SFIV, bro does NOT obey the laws of physics

[storm jungle]

Hakan*

[jade holly]

Omfg how tf did I forget that

[storm jungle]

i got an uncle named that lol

[jade holly]

I gaslit myself into forgetting his name

[storm jungle]

They're gonna win dummy

[crystal forum]

how many seasons of invincible are left

[storm jungle]

we are halfway

[rose thorn]

oh my god its all chud posting

[crystal forum]

like 4?

[jade holly]

Quite a while tmk

[heady rivet]

Sorry but a goth girl did a tatot reading and she pulled a card that had a guy who looked exactly like me being eaten by my fellow lost explorers

[storm jungle]

3-4 yea

[crystal forum]

hooray

if it doesnt get cancelled

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/street-fighter-hakan-sf4-street-fighter-iv-e-honda-gif-17375818

E Honda particle accelerator

[rose thorn]

literally the first hammer and bolter episode

[hollow lantern]

You ever been down bad enough to offer to paint tarot cards with your blood?

[storm jungle]

the callidus in that episode is SOOOO bad bruh

[crystal forum]

there's no way one guy can solo the entire team right? riiiight???!

[storm jungle]

No spoilers from me

[vagrant fox]

I haven't read the comics but yeah

[hollow lantern]

The only comic spoiler ik is Thragg's immaculate drip

[vagrant fox]

probably anyways

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/street-fighter-hakan-oil-time-to-oil-up-wet-gif-17390114

[jade holly]

Is it just me or has Tech Jacket not been that useful so far?

[arctic talon]

Just like the comics

Lul

[crystal forum]

she's done all she can

[rocky gale]

Alan would be dead if not for Tech Jacket

[vagrant fox]

Tech Jacket shot slave soldiers and in this house she's a hero, end of story

[arctic talon]

She’ll do a bit more later if it’s like the comics

lol

[crystal forum]

to be quite honest idk why they even brought her along instead of any other earth hero

[heady rivet]

Listen dog they already got me on a short leash around here for being a weirdo I CANNOT reply to this

[arctic talon]

They wanted a geldarian

[storm jungle]

Because they all suck

also that yea

they literally say this

[crystal forum]

this is real and true

[hollow lantern]

Lmfao in my defense she was very pretty

[arctic talon]

Tech jacket is a human using geldarian war armor

lol

[jade holly]

Fucking excuse me?

Crap wrong message to reply to

[arctic talon]

So she’s their “close enough” substitute

lol

[rocky gale]

What you want them to bring Bulletfraud to fight Viltrumites?

[hollow lantern]

Yes

Be funny

[crystal forum]

bulletproof is so lame

[fervent geode]

Ian Watson has passed

[fervent geode]

Rest in peace

[arctic talon]

Rip Ian Watson

[hallow saddle]

have yall heard Ian Watson passed away

[vagrant fox]

Oh shit Watson died?

[fervent geode]

Yeah sad news

[hollow lantern]

Literally just now

[fervent geode]

He wrote the literal first Warhammer 40K novel

[jade holly]

Rip Ian Watson

[hallow saddle]

[jade holly]

[crystal forum]

rip

[vagrant fox]

That's unfortunate, rip to a real one

[arctic talon]

We must share knowledge of all he wrote

Jokes aside he was fundamental to the setting

[hollow lantern]

Isn't that a lot

[arctic talon]

Yeah

They kept the imperial fists ass tattoo lore

But not the shit vault

[storm jungle]

bro wrote the first Warhammer novels tbh thats still a big achievement

[fervent geode]

And the scrimshawing

[arctic talon]

Like I said foundational to the setting

[vagrant fox]

The scrimshawing is still cool

[storm jungle]

we still talk about him to this day for being a creative freak, thats a real treasure lmao

[hollow lantern]

Well

Rip Watson

[fervent geode]

He wasn’t scared to write anything of the more insane and satirical lol, that’s more than you can say of some

[arctic talon]

Why is this labeled classic

https://store.steampowered.com/app/4280930/Warhammer_40000_Fire_Warrior_Classic/

Steam

Warhammer 40,000: Fire Warrior (Classic)

A violent incident in the outer colonies threatens to cast T'au against Humans again. The great leader Ko’vash—one of the Ethereal caste—has been abducted by Imperial Warriors

WELCOME TO THE DARK NIGHTMARE OF THE 41ST MILLENNIUM, THE GRIM ERA OF THE IMPERIUM
The battlefield is spread across a thousand different worlds. Powerful armies of…

Price

$7.99

Are we getting a fucking fire Warrior remake

[heady rivet]

I'm killing myself.

[vagrant fox]

I'm reading this Steve Lyons Restless Dead novel and rn I'm wishing it was a Watson novel for real for real

There's also this one, endless warhammer remakes

[arctic talon]

Fucking Fire Warrior 2028

[daring creek]

Tf

[arctic talon]

Where it’s like doom 2016

[daring creek]

That's happening?

[vagrant fox]

maybe

[arctic talon]

No

[daring creek]

2028..

[crystal forum]

an actual non space marine game?

[arctic talon]

I’m joking

[daring creek]

Ok but they need to remake it

[jade holly]

The setting of 40K is how it is largely because of him no?

[vagrant fox]

I'll genuinely take a Mark of Chaos remake it's pure nostalgiabait for me I won't even resist it, like a mouse to a mousetrap

[storm jungle]

not the setting

but he laid a lot of the weirdass vibes and aims of 40k

[limpid granite]

HUH?

[storm jungle]

a lot of authors still reference the shit he invented i nhis novels

[jade holly]

He gave it the Grimdark ambience?

[limpid granite]

is this a shadowdrop???

[vagrant fox]

I suppose so

[crystal forum]

the early books were odd

40k before dan abnet was odd

[arctic talon]

They dropped this a few hours ago and just announced it lol

So yeah

[limpid granite]

bruh

[storm jungle]

Yeah basically

[limpid granite]

also classic

[storm jungle]

he kinda set the core for how weird 40k should be

[limpid granite]

imagine a nightdive remaster of fire warrior

[storm jungle]

but it was like WILD

theres a reason while some ideas of his were kept the novels still got entirely retconned

[plush mason]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/4280940/Warhammer_Mark_of_Chaos__Gold_Edition_Classic/

Steam

Warhammer: Mark of Chaos - Gold Edition (Classic)

Fear me mortals, for I am the Anointed, the Favoured Son of Chaos, the Scourge of the World. The armies of the gods rally behind me, and it is by my will and by my sword that your weakling nations shall fall.
- Archaon, lord of the End Times

AN EPIC BATTLE RAGES FOLLOWING A CHAOS INVASION, THREATENING THE REALMS OF THE EMPIRE…

Price

$11.99

holy crap

[jade holly]

Will any of these be on console or just Steam?

[vagrant fox]

who knows

Man I shouldn't have bought tableslop today I could be playing an old game that's not as good as I remember it is

[jade holly]

HOW IS THE ROYAL COURT BOX MOT SOLD OUT YET

[limpid granite]

https://store.steampowered.com/sale/warhammer-classics

[jade holly]

This thing has been in stock for like a week or two now

It’s honestly amazing

[rose thorn]

oh that rocks, it reminds me of endless space 2

[limpid granite]

wait

[jade holly]

Wait if that’s in stock

[limpid granite]

DID THEY JUYST FUCKING DUMP EVER Y OLD WARHAMMER GAME ON STEAM><WLM!!C{PWMWPCM???????

[vagrant fox]

Some have been on for years

[jade holly]

FUCK, Obliterators are out of stock

[limpid granite]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/4280860/Warhammer_Dark_Omen_Classic/?curator_clanid=34274830

Steam

Warhammer: Dark Omen (Classic)

In a war-torn world, mighty armies clash to decide the fate of imperiled realms. Brave warriors march forward accompanied by fearless heroes, terrifying monsters and devastating machines of war. Swarms of arrows darken the sky, swords clash against shields, and bloody banners are held aloft in victory, amongst the carnage of the battlefield.

****…

Price

$7.99

[ripe forum]

Man

[limpid granite]

https://klipy.com/gifs/midnight-the-cat-stopped-working-cat-meme

[ripe forum]

Gork and Morm are so cool

[vagrant fox]

I don't remember, has this always been labelled as classic?

[ripe forum]

I wish I could pledge allegiance to them despite being a filthy 'umie

[rose thorn]

if we get a firewarrior remake it would be so fuckng funny, ESPECIALLY after htat argument about how xenos never get anythign in videogames

[vagrant fox]

just greenface it

become a digga today

[limpid granite]

nightdive remaster

just imagine

[rose thorn]

lmao

Chapter Master remake

[ripe forum]

Orks don't like them tho

[vagrant fox]

That's ok

[ripe forum]

Speaking of orks

How likely is it for Ordo Hereticus to employ the use of xenos for dealing with chaos?

[rose thorn]

depends on their retniue and accesss to roguetraders?

[quiet orchid]

wth im still playing fucking roblox?

[ripe forum]

Moreso a question of willingness

[daring creek]

Everyone your and my age still plays roblox

[jade holly]

I don’t

[daring creek]

Yes you do

[ripe forum]

Grimm? Like hollow knight?

[jade holly]

Just Grimm

[rose thorn]

what ever gets the job done

[daring creek]

Nightmare Grimm

[quiet orchid]

so start doing it

[jade holly]

Evil Grimm be like:

“I love the Drukhari, best faction in 40K”

[quiet orchid]

my pov:

[rose thorn]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/ud4dbah1/warhammer-classics-brings-legendary-games-back-to-your-pc/

[vagrant fox]

Very much a it depends™ situation
Radicals might have a go at it

[daring creek]

They just torture cuz its fun right

[jade holly]

They don’t have dungeons, they have fungeons

Fun dungeon

[daring creek]

Real

I hope I become a chair for drukari

[vagrant fox]

ok pervert

[fervent geode]

[jade holly]

They’ll turn you into this

[crystal forum]

should i pick up fire warrior

i never played it

[daring creek]

Hot

[celest dome]

||I'd be ok with being any of these||

[wary fulcrum]

Mark of chaos here we go!

[jade holly]

[ripe forum]

I see

[vagrant fox]

Its not that good iirc, only if you're interested

[daring creek]

One shaurwma with ginger ale

[jade holly]

An artist who works on Rivals also made all of these a while back, doesn’t mean they’re confirmed just how they’d look

[celest dome]

If all concept arts meant that they would happen

[storm jungle]

Lizard looking extra freaky

[celest dome]

We'd have quite some different things

[jade holly]

Anyone notice the Miles Morales Prowler hanging on the Sentinel

[celest dome]

Gib Strategist Green Goblin

[vagrant fox]

ok The Boys is winning me back a little, this season is a little interesting

[storm jungle]

the first 2 eps are amazing

"It was all AI"

fucking hell lmao

[limpid granite]

ngl what would be the actual difference between the thing hulk rhino juggernaut and kingping

if theyre all vanguards

[crystal forum]

i thought it was a classic

[vagrant fox]

Classics aren't always good lmbo

[ripe forum]

What xenos do they work with most often? And why?

[vagrant fox]

But I suppose yeah

[rose thorn]

i like how kingpin is the only straight looking guy here

[jade holly]

Giving them unique archetypes

So they won’t all be aggressive dive tanks

[storm jungle]

Literally any thats sentient/smart enough to take orders

[daring creek]

The most powerful argument ever

Worst part is that it 100% works irl 🥀

[crystal forum]

the unnamed masses of non reoccurring xenos species

[storm jungle]

Its literally how it works

so i dunno lol

[jade holly]

Wait until you learn who his wife is lmao

[daring creek]

The Boys isn't a parody and I don't like it

[jade holly]

Bro likes em freaky

[storm jungle]

it was until Season 4

people were saying folks being sent to "camps" by Rightoids was "goofy"

[daring creek]

🥀

[storm jungle]

and that militiamen prowling the streets arresting people was stupid

this was ALL before orange-man got his second term

[surreal nest]

hearing "woke, chud, simp" and all that shit in a tv show is insane to me

[ripe forum]

"is there anyone here who likes women?"

The mischievous black cat hiding in the corner

[crystal forum]

it's hard to parody real life anymore

[storm jungle]

actually fucking insane

[celest dome]

Kingpin as a Summoner Vanguard, calling in his goons.

[storm jungle]

Thats what gets me tbh

[daring creek]

[storm jungle]

the show was suppose to be a parody

[wise wolf]

https://youtu.be/RpZXBZnJ-no?si=SBHSJY_xx-PGW5uJ

[fervent geode]

Bruh

[storm jungle]

like what the fuck

[limpid granite]

his goon squad?

[daring creek]

They gotta stop copying the show man

[crystal forum]

how tf could the onion ever top trump's appraisal of allah

[storm jungle]

why are people so fixated over that

[daring creek]

God is just a blatant plagiarist

[storm jungle]

he was clearly mocking us lol

[crystal forum]

because it's absurd it happened

[storm jungle]

nothing is absurd anymore

[fervent geode]

It’s like how he made himself Jesus in a AI image post

He is the absurd now

[storm jungle]

american politics are just insaity

[storm jungle]

he fucking what

[crystal forum]

i laughed for like 2 days straight after seeing the tweet

[jade holly]

The Onion boutta go out of business since they can’t make crazier headlines than reality

[celest dome]

Criminal Empire

[daring creek]

Deleted afterward too

[storm jungle]

💀

[fervent geode]

His followers are going insane because even they can’t take ts anymore

[daring creek]

It gives me faith that right wingers aren't as stupid as I imagine them 🙏

[celest dome]

They'll forget about it in 2 day

[hallow plover]

What's his support rate rn?

[daring creek]

Let me dissociate

[urban spire]

this one?

[storm jungle]

OH MY GODDDDDD

THIS ISNT REAL

NO

[fervent geode]

They are already blaming staffers but atp it’s clear cracks are growing, not even the don cult can take it anymore

[crystal forum]

it's the handlers who are done with trump. right wingers will do whatever their influencers tell them to do