40k-lore-chat

[storm jungle]

^

[arctic talon]

Alan and the viltrumites

[storm jungle]

Kregg said it

[arctic talon]

That’s about it

[storm jungle]

"It is the end of our race"

[arctic talon]

lol

[solid horizon]

Id love to see it tbh, it's still a very popular daemon engine despite being legends, it's a Horus Heresy model as well

[storm jungle]

their hubris basically destroyed them

[arctic talon]

We don’t have that much eugenics in invincible

lol

[storm jungle]

also yea we dont lmao

like zero

[nocturne crest]

Fair enough.

[storm jungle]

Allen is literally a test tube baby

[arctic talon]

It’s literally just the Unopans and viltrumites

[crystal forum]

rewatching the early seasons makes allan look scrawny

he's so tiny

[storm jungle]

thats intentional

[arctic talon]

Tbf he was normally sized originally

Now he’s uh

Yknow

[storm jungle]

he gets stronger, especially after his mauling

[crystal forum]

i wonder if he can get stronger

[storm jungle]

in the comics Allen gets HUGE but again spoilers

[storm jungle]

🤐

[crystal forum]

FUCK

[paper haven]

Sayian rules

[solid horizon]

My issue with forgeworld decimator is the lack of customisation and the fact half of its wargear is no longer sold

[storm jungle]

tbh

its not a huge spoiler

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/allen-allen-the-alien-invincible-allen-allen-invincible-invincible-gif-17732105590001850520

[storm jungle]

we are outright told by Socrates he gets stronger the more he gets fucked up

because DAMN

[crystal forum]

he still gets his shit rocked

[storm jungle]

yeah lmao

his death scene is fucking horrific

[paper haven]

Old guy said "Cut his life support."

[crystal forum]

so it's expected he'll get defeated at some point

[daring creek]

is this real

[arctic talon]

Well he didn’t die

He just got his ass beat into near death

[storm jungle]

tbh he basically would have

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[storm jungle]

because man that scene was tough to watch

💀

[arctic talon]

But he’s a freak of fucking nature

lol

[storm jungle]

i know a friend who cried lmao

[arctic talon]

Allen is literally a freak of nature

And it’s great

[lament shoal]

Yeah they added him to the game ages ago lol

[arctic talon]

He’s just alternatively constructed

[lament shoal]

I have him

[crystal forum]

and he's the nicest guy in the setting

[storm jungle]

Allen is the goat

[crystal forum]

kindmaxing

[paper haven]

For now

[crystal forum]

wait ffs

please no

[sharp pollen]

allen bangmaxxing

[crystal forum]

dont let the kindmaxer grannyhelper turn evil

[lament shoal]

Afaik he doesn’t

[storm jungle]

No spoilers

https://tenor.com/view/shalom-dog-funny-jewish-hanukkah-gif-793658373563256038

we must keep the innocent show-watchers here pure for now

[vagrant fox]

more spoilers

[storm jungle]

they'll get traumatized later

[crystal forum]

guy convinced nolan to be good like 😭

[solid horizon]

Oh shit it's the land raider dog again

[lament shoal]

Thank you dilara

[storm jungle]

Lmao np

i know it means a lot to people

[heady rivet]

I watched Season 1 with the Steven Universe lesbian

[storm jungle]

also theres like an epidemic where tv watchers get EXTREMELY upset at spoilers

which is fair lol

[crystal forum]

tbf the comic readers can be insufferable

[storm jungle]

tbh so can tv watchers

"OMAGERD WHY IS HE JUST-"

SHUT UP

[paper haven]

Remember the Harry Potter book lines?

[arctic talon]

Tech jacket if they locked the fuck in

[storm jungle]

Exactly this

[daring creek]

@rancid cove ?

[storm jungle]

people were constantly spoiling the books lol

[vagrant fox]

Tech Jacket shooting random slave soldiers

[paper haven]

Guys yelling spoilers at the people waiting in line

[rancid cove]

gay rocks is so peak

[storm jungle]

"cutie patootie" until it comes down to slaughtering literal slave soldiers

🥀

[vagrant fox]

Isn't she like, mid teenager

[crystal forum]

we love our cool action girl

[storm jungle]

yea lol

[solid horizon]

Jesus lynxiee, they are minerals

[storm jungle]

also I love how Nolan is like "NO! SHOW MERCY" when the auxillary soldiers were giving the fucking IDF treatment to Telestria

like bruh i aint showing mercy are you crazy

💀

[paper haven]

They are uniformed soldiers and therefore legal combatants

[storm jungle]

Literally

[rancid cove]

potato potato

[crystal forum]

he prob heard what kid omni man did to the mauler twins

[rancid cove]

theyre gay

[storm jungle]

LMAO

"I give up I GIVE UP"

Disembowels him

[arctic talon]

She’s a Zionist, she should be better at killing random civilians

Well the VA is

[storm jungle]

WAIT WHAT

[crystal forum]

deserved tbh

[vagrant fox]

Man I miss the mauler twins

[storm jungle]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[arctic talon]

lol

Lmao

[storm jungle]

"Thats what happens when you're a bad guy." 😭

[paper haven]

What? He was just gonna do this again, you've arrested him like five times

[arctic talon]

Tech jacket would mog viltrumite children tbh

[solid horizon]

I could have been gay but instead I changed settings before creating my real life character

[crystal forum]

they were trying to nuke shit like at some point it's earned

[rancid cove]

serving cunt while killing slave soldiers

[storm jungle]

god sakes lmao

[storm jungle]

dude their lines too

"We're not supervillains anymore we're even more evil than that."

...

"WE'RE BUSINESSMEN."

[crystal forum]

classic

[paper haven]

And then they died

[storm jungle]

bros were cooking

[crystal forum]

they're so cartoonishly evil

like they just enjoy it

[opaque coyote]

"NOW WHO WANTS TO MAKE SOME MONAAAYY"

[storm jungle]

MACHINE-HEAD MY GOAT

"I know where your FaMiLY LivEs"

🗣️

[paper haven]

Honestly their cloning tech alone would make them insanely rich

[solid horizon]

Reminds me of that one lost city of atlantis line

[storm jungle]

thats the thing, they are just too arrogant

angstrom's deal to them confirms they just wanna rule the world

[solid horizon]

Adventurers of captialism or something

[crystal forum]

did mauler twins always look like that anyways or did they modify themselves

[arctic talon]

We dunno

[storm jungle]

^

[arctic talon]

the answer is they modified themselves prolly

[storm jungle]

their original creator isl iterally dead so

[arctic talon]

but we genuinely do not know

The original Mauler twin is 100% dead

[crystal forum]

would be funny if they went to school and everything looking like that

[arctic talon]

lol

[opaque coyote]

So arrogant that they literally had to build their cloning machines to gaslight themselves so that none of them figures out that they're a clone

[arctic talon]

if there even was an original

[opaque coyote]

Because it eventually leads to a master and slave relationship

[paper haven]

The two clones arguing about which one is a clone

[crystal forum]

yeah even in the show both originals we see for the first time die

[storm jungle]

tbh thats one of the most genius writing things ive seen

When no one knows whos the original they make a pact to work together

[solid horizon]

City of Lost Children

[daring creek]

accept or nah?

[storm jungle]

best part of their character tbh

[arctic talon]

Only an inferior clone would argue

[storm jungle]

when one knows they're the "original" it breaks the relationship

[vagrant fox]

yea

[paper haven]

At one point, one gets a scar which definitely makes him the original and the clone kills him

[storm jungle]

yeah that part was great

[vagrant fox]

play cs

[storm jungle]

because the cycle has to remain lol

same with the balance between them

[opaque coyote]

It's genuinely entertaining as well as it shows that

Whoever the original Mauler knew that they were extremely arrogant. So they made it that way because they were self aware.

Shows both how smart they are along with how they have a gigantic fucking ego

[heady rivet]

yea

[crystal forum]

must have been so annoying to argue with the original mauler clone when you knew you created him lol

[storm jungle]

lmao

[daring creek]

okay but WHO THE FUCK announces to the goddamn video game world that theyre a woman that plays video games

[storm jungle]

tbh the clone prob killed him

[daring creek]

several

[solid horizon]

Absolute gibberish

[daring creek]

but

not a great idea!!!

[paper haven]

Which prompted them to create absolutely perfect cloning technology only to then run around and fight dweebs in spandex

[vagrant fox]

Catfishers or people who want to get harassed

[storm jungle]

LOL

tbh thats most supervillains

[sharp pollen]

wtf is this true?

[crystal forum]

yeah the funny thing is how lame their plans are lol

[storm jungle]

yea

lmao

[rancid cove]

not even the worst part
the characters moral concept goes completely against the actors 💀 💀

[rancid cove]

he served in the IDF during 2002-2006

[storm jungle]

ngl Frenchie is legit a great character too

these last 2 eps are KILLING me

hes gonna fucking die

😭

[crystal forum]

his french is dog water

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-kill-that-boy-speed-kill-that-boy-ishowspeed-kys-gif-12701459054714320722

[storm jungle]

[solid horizon]

It is

[lament shoal]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HCB4pBSW0AAEiMj.gif

[solid horizon]

It's like

[vagrant fox]

I'm on the second last episode of season 4 right now, I don't know about that ||gimp dungeon||

[sharp pollen]

it's like

[storm jungle]

💀

[opaque coyote]

I think Invincible actually did that as a gag.

There was a guy who had gravity technology that he built in his basement. But because it was so expensive, he had to rob a bank to get a ring for his girlfriend.

When Invincible obviously pointed out that he could just sell the tech he did.

...to another random guy. Who then used it to rob a bank.

Because the inventor had zero connections and wanted the money ASAP.

Mark literally just took him to the GDA to give him a job and to patent the technology.

[solid horizon]

Equivalent of crazy Dave speaking english

[crystal forum]

mon cooor

sounds like he's vomiting when saying it

[storm jungle]

Guys im gonna be honest

no one cares about what a character speaks like in french

unless you're actually french

[sharp pollen]

true

[solid horizon]

I am

[storm jungle]

which means its even worth less to care

[solid horizon]

Lol

[storm jungle]

See above

lmao

[solid horizon]

But you probably found that out before

[rancid cove]

hon hon hon le baguette is coming...

[opaque coyote]

Easily one of the funniest fucking gags in the invincible comics

[storm jungle]

Literally, also TF2 Spy moment

"MUH FRENCH"

I put up with shitty turkish in media constantly

get the fuck over it

lmao

[sharp pollen]

there are like, 7 french ppl in the world

so who cares

[storm jungle]

true

[solid horizon]

Truke

[storm jungle]

bye bye france

[solid horizon]

Good riddance

[sharp pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-bye-russia-ishowspeed-funny-meme-earth-gif-15495811749767980238

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

FUCK SAKES

[solid horizon]

Metropolitan France should nuke itself

[opaque coyote]

Speed moment

[crystal forum]

average non parisian frenchman take

[opaque coyote]

[solid horizon]

I mean I am breton with corsican family what did you expect lmao

[sharp pollen]

cortisol family?

[crystal forum]

the cortisol runs in our lineage

[lament shoal]

Fr lol, he’s a great character so why does it matter

[crystal forum]

it's just something to note

like how spanish is usually terrible in breaking bad

[arctic talon]

https://klipy.com/gifs/low-cortisol-level

[solid horizon]

It's more funny than concerning tbh

[arctic talon]

Amazon getting actual native/fluent chinese speakers in Fallout and then giving them the most awkward stilted lines ever is hilarious

[solid horizon]

I mean they took a literal quebecer to play a mexican in BB

[crystal forum]

my boy vaas

[arctic talon]

isn't Hector Jewish

as in the actor for him

yeah mark margolis is from new york;tm:

[solid horizon]

Curie french dub in FO4 is the most shitass dumb thing I've ever sonically witnessed

[arctic talon]

lol

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/farcry3-vaas-island-insanity-49685-gif-13374786

[solid horizon]

Legit sounds like someone with negative IQ

It's painful

[crystal forum]

craziest thing was learning he comes from the city i grew up in

[arctic talon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btMd7OjTE6I

[daring creek]

thinking about

jobs

[sharp pollen]

https://vxtwitter.com/regularaugust/status/2043389240159998109

august (@regularaugust)

Roguelite with meta progression

QRT: Dexerto
TikTokers are “speedrunning” Scientology buildings in Los Angeles to see how far they can get before being thrown out

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 12, 2026, 6:02 PM

[crystal forum]

based

[daring creek]

ah another tiktok harassment trend

[crystal forum]

messing with cults is cool

[solid horizon]

Salamanca blud
Salamanca dih
Salamanca money

[arctic talon]

The church of scientology is a literal cult that has killed people before lol

[lament shoal]

I’ve seen this lmfao, absolute cinema

[crystal forum]

they also threaten ex members and those who criticize it

[arctic talon]

Sorry they just died under mysterious circumstances in their totally not a prison

[daring creek]

true

[arctic talon]

no you can't see the body

[lament shoal]

We need to blow up Scientology

[solid horizon]

It's called scientology
Looks inside
-> no study of science

[crystal forum]

i need to be blown

[daring creek]

I really wonder why churches aren't taxed

[solid horizon]

Because they are way too powerful

Also history

[daring creek]

cringe

[crystal forum]

they can also influence politics since like 4 years ago

them being apolitical was a stipulation for being literal parasites on the taxpayer

[solid horizon]

Churches are literal political loudspeakers

[arctic talon]

Churches should be taxable

at this rate

lol

[vagrant fox]

I'm already paying taxes to support them, go on and tax them back

[arctic talon]

fucking mega churches especially

Jesus told me

I needed this yacht

now pay your Tithe

[crystal forum]

they literally say that too

prosperity gospel

[vagrant fox]

Prosperity gospel has to be in the top 4 most nutcase things the new world has invented

[arctic talon]

Prosperity Gospel people deadass deserve to be skinned alive

[daring creek]

Religion is sword and shield for the ultra wealthy to be ultra evil

[solid horizon]

Jesus told me to buy 20k points of forgeworld Horus Heresy models

[arctic talon]

Those people are actually evil as fuck lol

[fervent geode]

Yall Jesus wants me to build a 50000 points NL HH army, please give me money

[arctic talon]

Praise The Lord

[solid horizon]

Amen

[fervent geode]

Amen

[solid horizon]

(random organ stabs)

[fervent geode]

I’m spasming on the floor in faith rn

[crystal forum]

and jesus said
"let this man own a titan model"

[solid horizon]

I can see the light

Elwood, we have to get 3 warlord titans

[fervent geode]

He turned a Titanicus model to 40K scale on the 41st day

[vagrant fox]

ten Tau mantas, just for me

[solid horizon]

We're putting the warband back together

[crystal forum]

we're on a mission from horus

[vagrant fox]

man season 4 of The Boys is kinda iffy in places

[crystal forum]

season 3 was already iffy for me

[arctic talon]

The boys has gotten worse with each season

after 2 lol

still better then the comics

but the bar is on the fucking ground

[daring creek]

I liked it

[crystal forum]

they just kinda lost the tight plotline after 2

[daring creek]

what felt iffy

[vagrant fox]

It's very on the nose, I can appreciate that

[daring creek]

I like the political stuff

scary

but true

[arctic talon]

They should do this

[daring creek]

the sperm cells

[arctic talon]

this season

[daring creek]

🔥

[rancid cove]

traditional maga family

[vagrant fox]

Whoever they are, yeah

[arctic talon]

Its the Seven's replacement

"purity"

[solid horizon]

Condom men

[crystal forum]

subtle

[vagrant fox]

Subtext is for cowards, we established this

[arctic talon]

They're not racist, the deep is black smh

-The marketing team

[crystal forum]

who's that kkk guy

[solid horizon]

Ice is not racist, it has many blacks and mexicans in it

[arctic talon]

The Deep

lmao

[crystal forum]

oh it's a diving suit

[arctic talon]

He was the only surviving member of The Seven + Starlight

[crystal forum]

of all the fucking ones to survive

[arctic talon]

yeah he looks like this

[solid horizon]

Black Legion fans when the Black Legion member walks in

[crystal forum]

so the only thing they kept is the gloves

[arctic talon]

Yeah

Also the color scheme

[vagrant fox]

He looks like a dunce

[arctic talon]

vaguely

[solid horizon]

I will tell my kids this was subject delta

[crystal forum]

oh he has a black guy chain

necklace thing

idk what they're called

[arctic talon]

homelander also has a chain

they're just called chains

lol

[crystal forum]

he looks like the hazmat guy from darkwood

[arctic talon]

also in the comics we don't know what Deeps powers actually are beyond super strength lmao

and super durability

[solid horizon]

Pretty sure pressure diving suits had chains as well

[arctic talon]

he's not actually aquatic related aside from the fact he got cursed by Atlanteans

[arctic talon]

its funny how they race swapped Deep and A-train

Deep was black in the comics, he's white in the show
A-train was white in the comics, he's black in the show

lul

[crystal forum]

why does he wear a dumb helmet then

[arctic talon]

He’s cursed by Atlantis

According to Vought

[solid horizon]

Cause he the deep and wears scuba diving suit

[arctic talon]

He’s also the most morally upstanding member of the seven in the comics excluding starlight I’m not even joking

lol

And by that I mean he’s not a total psychopath

[crystal forum]

does he fuck fish

[arctic talon]

No

[solid horizon]

Do you ?

[arctic talon]

He only kills some people for fun

[crystal forum]

who's to say

[solid horizon]

To be fair I would kill people too if it was fun

[vagrant fox]

Seems like a bit of a change

[solid horizon]

A quick reality check whispers me it's not

[arctic talon]

Tbh he’s kind of a non character in the comics lol

[vagrant fox]

I'll take it, the actor does a good pathetic failure well

[rancid cove]

I'm so excited for this

[languid meadow]

it's out btw

last week

first 2 episodes, prettyyyy good

[rancid cove]

i know i just cantwatch it yet

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/mettaton-undertale-deltarune-mtt-gif-13745976834435168388

[crystal forum]

you're so weird

[languid meadow]

Zanny

[rancid cove]

Kill all Zanny viewers

[paper haven]

Harsh but fair

[wise wolf]

Zanny is my Malcador

[velvet kiln]

do we know what brahms forces look like, cause I know the red and black guys are inquistion troopes and the black and blues are regular moebian troops but rogue traders have a military force of their own, like in the rt game the von valancius guards are blue with white undersuits and the winterscale ones were red and grey if i remember right

[soft thunder]

nah we only hear brahms spouting a few random names of voidsmen and stuff on the intercom. Haven't seen anything related to them iirc. There's other kill-team mini themed RT voidsmen in the cash shop but not anything relating to brahms

[terse kestrel]

How often do American voice actors or dialects get used in Warhammer media? I thought it was funny how the Eldar had an American VA on Warhammer tv

[near wasp]

ok Americans are isolationist until you fuck with one of there endeavors just like the eldar, it makes alot of sense we would voice a eldar

[terse kestrel]

Tbh, Aeldari actually do make the most perfect sense as Americans. They told the king to fuck off and sailed away

[near wasp]

americans noticed the decay of the empired and bailed

[rose thorn]

Hey why is polish conservatives on twitter saying that Hungarian is about to become demolished as a country lmao

[winged jacinth]

the ruling party lost its majority and as a result of its own electoral rigging ended up giving the opposition a supermajority

the opposition is only center right instead of far right so its something

[rancid cove]

Twunk chud

[winged jacinth]

the opposition leader is named peter magyar which is pretty much "peter the hungarian" lol

[rose thorn]

I thought Hungarians hated their ruling party-

“Hungary is about to be ruled by Jews and Muslims”

dog, racism is weird

[winged jacinth]

the ruling party had support from some of the country, racists in particular

[rose thorn]

Sounds right

Do racists think that other races are as racist as them?

Like by default

[winged jacinth]

usually that or they're in collusion against them

i see it a lot in actual antisemitism

[celest cedar]

inshallah

[arctic talon]

pretty rarely

[rose thorn]

Every warhammer character canonically has a British accent

[terse kestrel]

What a horrible timeline

[celest dome]

Its a British ip...

[jade holly]

If American accents would be in 40K I think the only reasonable places they would be and what accents they would be are probably Catachans with a Stallone type accent, Maybe some southern or Cajun accents and Midatlantic

[opaque coyote]

Me and my friends in cosplay:

[celest cedar]

like how star wars being an american ip so they have more americans

[opaque coyote]

Why the fuck is Batman's chest bigger than Wonder Woman's

[soft thunder]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pENnh_VgsWw

[celest cedar]

give rise to the glory of manboobs

[jade holly]

This reminds of a funny fact in One Piece

Out of all the Strawhat crew members, the one with the largest chest size is Zoro

[jade holly]

Quite literally lmao

[opaque coyote]

More importantly

Why does Cyborg have the fucking

GOONER ARM

[sacred ginkgo]

Half an afro and the gundam waist

[jade holly]

Bro thinks he’s part of the team

[celest cedar]

cyborg with that half 'fro dawg

[jade holly]

Why is his cyber eye to bland looking lmao

[sacred ginkgo]

Looking thoroughly dead inside

Is this even real

[jade holly]

Yes

It’s from the Krypto movie

And take a wild fucking guess who voiced Krypto in the movie and who made a cameo at the end of the movie

[sacred ginkgo]

Idk

[celest cedar]

will smith

[jade holly]

Dwayne fucking Johnson

[celest cedar]

kek

[jade holly]

And the cameo was Black Adam

[celest cedar]

love the accuracy

woodland camo over a desert environment

[heady rivet]

https://x.com/realAlWesker/status/2043293258508345478 @storm jungle

Albert Wesker (@realAlWesker)

Recently I've been seeing a lot of allegations that I forced Jill Valentine into that wetsuit in RE5 and to that I would just like to ask: did NONE of you play Revelations? That's HERS. She OWNS that. She WEARS IT LIKE THAT. I had to FORCE her to ZIP IT UP to hide the device.

X · Apr 12, 2026, 11:40 AM

[paper haven]

Wesker being the only sane person on the original team until he finally snaps is a head canon that makes me smile

[opaque coyote]

I like to imagine that the dude was just legitmately like

normal acting

Like he was still evil, part of umbrella, etc.

But he at least acted normal (minus the sunglasses)

[paper haven]

Sunglasses indoors is a red flag.

[opaque coyote]

and then when Chris laughed at the tyrant

final straw on the camel's back

he just went badonkers

also speaking of which, I don't think Resident Evil ever had a Tyrant design that missed

okay they missed once

TALOS looks fucking stupid

I genuinely think there should be like

A Resident Evil Besitary of BOWs

Like a complete book full of details on each and every monster from every RE game including spin offs and non canon games

[shadow plover]

most of these are misses tbh..

The upper half is mostly fine

[opaque coyote]

I like Hypnos honestly

Lowest part is definitely a miss tho

again TALOS looks fucking stupid

[shadow plover]

I don't vibe with Hypnos at all

[opaque coyote]

Personally I like it. Especially how it goes from the quiet first form until he basically become fucking Venom

[mossy peak]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DWxRQBhkamA/?igsh=MXVwdWZpMmNteDJlaw==

[daring creek]

who tf is that guy in the bottom right

[shadow plover]

Matt Ward

[surreal nest]

The amount of LARP is fucking comedy.

Name of the sister yet he accuses them of being a custodian

"silent sister" who the fuck says silent sister

[shadow plover]

[sacred ginkgo]

40,000 dollars of filament

[daring creek]

whats even the point of being upset lmfao

[surreal nest]

Women

[daring creek]

I really want to ask them why theyre upset

also

werent the necrons hated at some point

[shadow plover]

Some hated the rewriting of them

from the mindless automatons to the more involved lords with character and mostly mindless automatons

[sacred ginkgo]

Nah they just hate the way all the dysphoria writing makes them feel

[shadow plover]

That's more recent, the original rewrite from oldcrons to newcrons was from a good while ago, 10 years maybe

[daring creek]

thats nice

[sacred ginkgo]

Yeah I'm mostly joking

[shadow plover]

I gotcha but you're not wrong either, probably

[sacred ginkgo]

Anyone who was mad at the fuckin 2e rewrite is dumb and and Anyone still mad needs to be commited

[daring creek]

rage for the rage god

[heady rivet]

Rogue Trader ruined 40k

[opaque coyote]

So

Donald just posted this

Why does the guy he's healing look like Epstein

Probably due to people putting those two together for obvious reasons

The AI probably hallucinated

[sacred ginkgo]

Can't even get his own flag right

[arctic talon]

It’s AI slop

[sacred ginkgo]

Yeah ik

But you feel like they would at least get the stripes right

There are 13 normally right

[jade holly]

Yep

For the 13 original colonies

[sacred ginkgo]

Not like I know these things well

I only live here

[jade holly]

You knowing there’s 13 stripes means you know more than most

[daring creek]

This is just shitting on christianity

they HAVE to be stress testing the public

hes literally saying he himself his jesus christ

no matter the font its simply religiously inappropriate

even by maga standards this is fucked

if he wants to look like a true christian or whatever

he will just post a FUCKING PICTURE OF JESUS.

They have to be testing how much the public is willing to be made a fool of with trump

[opaque coyote]

He already prayed on an upside down bible

In the middle of a BLM protest

[daring creek]

not once has he EVER said anything with anything with any kind of professionalism

Actual, fucking, clown.holy fuck.

[opaque coyote]

I did some research on the anti-christ

[daring creek]

I hate being american

this country is a goddamn joke

[opaque coyote]

The Anti-Christ was never a singular figure

Closer to just someone who is well

Unlike Christ.

[sacred ginkgo]

Your profile isn't a flashbang anymore

[daring creek]

the president will spread out his fucking asshole to the entire country and NOTHING WILL HAPPEN

NOTHING

[opaque coyote]

With the first one being Emperor Nero. Famous for being a crazy asshole.

[opaque coyote]

Yeah changed it in April fools and decided to keep it

[sacred ginkgo]

April fools i'm normal now

[opaque coyote]

And DJT shows the exact signs

Along with a lot of his cabinet in general

The Bible might be hundreds of years old, but it definitely wrote down a lot of things about humanity at the very least

Things that are unfortunately still accurate to this day

Quite sad if you think about it

[daring creek]

Pretty sure theres a whole book on how inaccurate the bible actually is to reality

should buy it at some point

[opaque coyote]

Tbf everyone could see that

It's a religious text.

Faith doesn't run off of logic. It's a feeling of sorts.

And there's plenty we don't know about reality.

[daring creek]

by reality I meant current day historical discoveries

[urban spire]

king james bible is beautiful and poetic and REALLY poorly translated

[opaque coyote]

Also

What if the Emperor was planning to make the Imperium like in the 21st millennium

Procrastinated on it

And that's why he started around the 30th

[celest dome]

Tbh, the Emp doesn't really strike as a procrastinator, but rather a schemer, he needed humanity weakened to be able to wrestle control and install his own view of things

[opaque coyote]

Yeah definitely a reason why he waited until the Age of Strife to start

But personally I like to think he just procrastinated on it for like 10k years

[opaque coyote]

Also I imagine the Emperor (and other perpetuals by extension)

Would make constant references to things that are long forgotten

"What the fuck is a Xenomorph? Is it some type of new Xenos we have to kill?"

"...see Malcador. This is why we should've gotten around to media preservation!"

[celest dome]

Malcador in the background hauling the Mona Lisa to his vault

[opaque coyote]

Also honestly imagine being the Emperor for like the first what...

10k years of his life?

Like humanity for a while basically was...

Generally on like the hunter gatherer stage for a while

And then imagine the exponential rise of humanity

"What the fuck is an absolute monarch? A Pope? What??"

"Wait we have steel boats now???"

"Wait we went on the moon? Shit now I have to check on Mars to see if the void dragon is awake."

[daring creek]

were mutants despised before the heresy

[opaque coyote]

Depends™

But generally yeah

[daring creek]

why??

[opaque coyote]

We made up reasons to hate people for having a different skin color

[daring creek]

dont most mutations happen due to like

exposure to the mines or someshit

the realistic answer is probably medical malpractice

one wrong pill and its horrible disfigurement

[opaque coyote]

So now imagine encountering something like this

[opaque coyote]

Sometimes it can literally happen from like

Two healthy parents with zero explanation

Like they can be completely normal. Genetically pure even

[daring creek]

[opaque coyote]

But there's still just a random chance that your baby will look like something from The Thing

Because Grimdark

[daring creek]

before the heresy?

[celest dome]

Some birth sickness are treated as mutations in 40k

[daring creek]

i remember reading that somewhere

[opaque coyote]

Ysah

[daring creek]

aw

cringe

[opaque coyote]

I mean the Age of Strife was fucked

Hatred of Psykers came along because Psykers with no training = daemons

[daring creek]

i like the emperor even less now :(

[opaque coyote]

Tbf the mutant hating was already there

[daring creek]

why is it so hard to say "racism is bad" as god of mankind or smth

[opaque coyote]

He just directed it

[daring creek]

bruh

[opaque coyote]

Again. We find differences to fight each other over like

Different skin color

[opaque coyote]

So having people that look like this

In a period where everyone is fucking dying

[daring creek]

idk I expect a near godlike being to be way more intelligent than that. i keep treathing him like a person 💀

[opaque coyote]

People would generally be terrified

[opaque coyote]

I mean racism is historically a good way to bring people together

[daring creek]

If I was the emperor.....that wouldn't happen..

[opaque coyote]

Ironically enough

[daring creek]

🚬

[undone elm]

Don't know if there's a bigger procrastinator than Ku'gath the Plaguefather

[opaque coyote]

Also that guy on the right looks fucked

Bro has the average British citizen jaw

[daring creek]

id smoke with these guys

[undone elm]

Bro spent 39,000 years trying to concoct the perfect plague

[daring creek]

grimhark

what would u do if u were the emperor

I would first instruct all of my children to kill themselves

and then

tell everyone to get along

fin

[opaque coyote]

New Horus Heresy comes along but this time with all of the primarchs

[daring creek]

woops forgot that wasn't the space marines

My grand children to kill themselves

...and maybe kill the primarchs too

idk

[vagrant fox]

Very rude of you

I think I'll go suffer catastrophic brain damage today

[urban spire]

HE BULLPUPPED A BOLTER

also wow csm are dumb why is he shooting himself in his own hand

[vagrant fox]

It's bants

[rancid cove]

[kind rune]

oh oops wrong chat sorry

[solid horizon]

Holy shit it's my skitarii

[heady rivet]

I've urinated 5 times in the last 12 hours

[solid horizon]

Neat

Kys

(keep yourself sustained)

[valid needle]

Yeah ok Erda

Still think it was a missed opportunity Erda didn’t meet her sons again after scattering them away from the emperor even though she was on Terra their full lives and was killed during the siege.

Some of those failures needed a mother I swear

[raven stone]

GW couldn't work that in due to novels being too faithful to age old White Dwarf lore articles...

Glares at the blind porting of Angron's storyline

[valid needle]

I know

[raven stone]

I am not even a fan of him and I am severely disappointed

[valid needle]

Still silly. It was ultimately for nothing, them being raised on their worlds ultimately made them worse and he found them anyway. Ironically if she hadn’t scattered them and had raised them with the emperor whilst trying to steer them away from his teachings they would have turned out better and almost certainly a few of them would have chosen her over their father.

Look at guilliman with his adoptive mother

[raven stone]

At least the author of the Siege of Terra snuck in the possibility Chaos shoved Erda the idiot ball

And had her scattered them instead of acting better

Chaos induced stupidity does have lore precedence, so that gets a bit of a pass so to speak

Idiot, bad decision, but at least explained

[valid needle]

You could say, chaos could foresee they would be further from chaos and able to defeat their plans if they were raised by Erda.

[raven stone]

Pretty much

[valid needle]

Do you think the emperor held any feelings for Erda?

I mean she ruined his life’s work, lost his sons. And he never hunted her.

[storm jungle]

She was literally an incubator, nothing more

hes always a guy that looks at the big picture, he just didnt care for her after that

[valid needle]

Hm

[storm jungle]

its how he treated that one provost marshal who tried to launch a coup

they just sent her off to africa to die in ignomity

[valid needle]

To be fair I mean the palace coup wasn’t really that big a deal to him

He wasn’t even on Terra

[raven stone]

Yea Emps treated Primarchs as tools. So he would be annoyed but wouldn't feel deeply about Erda's actions

More akin to "great my ex hid my car keys to annoy me"

Kinda feeling

Which also says a lot about how not human Emps is 😅

[valid needle]

I mean

If you believe the old shaman thing. He’s like 20 people in one so explains why he’s bipolar as fuck

[raven stone]

True!

[storm jungle]

Always an excuse for him being a horribly written character

[native spade]

Emps being written as inconsistently as he is makes sense that way

[storm jungle]

Yeah the problem is this is never said

fans filling holes in writing is prob the worst part of 30k

hes just a stupid tyrant

[native spade]

30k has some of the worst story coherency ever

[storm jungle]

To be fair

[native spade]

Perty is my fave Primarch

and he has like 3 adaptations

[storm jungle]

this is what you got when you got 20 writers never asking each other anything

[native spade]

Which,,, somehow work together, somehow

The emps is just all over the place

[raven stone]

Yea I mean let's be honest finding an in universe reason for things should not be taken as an argument for "Well written"

We like fiction to make sense, but we can also acknowledge when a poor job has been done by the creators 😅

[heady rivet]

I had a friend try to say The Last Church is bad because Big E has shit arguments and acts like a seething Redditor and I was just like "Yeah...thats who he is."

[raven stone]

Emps is definitely an inconsistently written tyrant

[storm jungle]

dude the worst part is right

THE AUTHOR WAS SAYING THE STORY WAS SHOWING THAT THE EMPEROR IS RIGHT

and that Uriah is wrong

god legit peak comedy

[native spade]

The Emperor, despite being a genius. Has the social acumen of a knuckle dragging troglodyte

[storm jungle]

aka a redditor

[valid needle]

He had a couple good points

[storm jungle]

He really didnt

[raven stone]

The author clearly had no background in philosophy or theology if THAT was the intent lol

[valid needle]

Religion being used for murder

[heady rivet]

Gets mogged so hard he malds and pulls a "defeated male leaves"

[rancid cove]

There were better ways to write that story and make Emps seem right
That one was not it

[storm jungle]

religion is integral to us, and i say this as an actual atheist

[valid needle]

What the crusaders did

[storm jungle]

Okay but thats still redditor tier

christian templars were rapist murderers but every army thats led by religion has done equally horrible shit

[native spade]

Even in the absence of religion, the mind seeks a greater power to seek comfort in

[storm jungle]

religion is not the cause, its the entire "idea" of a unifying idea

[heady rivet]

He didnt go in to convert Uriah, he went in to gloat in a roundabout way and got mad when his bait wasnt swallowed

[native spade]

I too am areligious, mind you

[storm jungle]

Exactly, its a coping mechanism for a lot of people

its why I really make no distinction between any religion

its all the same concept at the end of it all

its to give people something

[native spade]

Ideologies are the same thing with a diffrent coat of paint

[raven stone]

Idea of Evil in Berserk does a superior job in explaining evil.

[heady rivet]

"Faith alone can overturn the universe" or whatever Thor said

[native spade]

People never understood Nietzsche and it shows

[raven stone]

They only remember the "meaningless" and "killing God" part, without the "and this is why we should live life to fullest" part...

Roughly speaking

[valid needle]

Well yeah the crusades were just crusaders raping and killing Muslims and Muslims raping and killing Christian’s. That’s what he refers to when religion is used for horrible things

[storm jungle]

Thats the problem with the book

thats 1 example

every ideology has been used for horrific shit

using the crusades as an example of "religion being bad" itself is very childish from Big E

[native spade]

People literally do not grasp what irony is

[storm jungle]

Uriah says it best, he comes into his humble church and tries to ragebait him

[native spade]

He is the biggest basher of Nihilism

[heady rivet]

OH even worse is my friend said "The Emperor should have had better examples" as if The Emperor wasnt a manipulative dickhead from moment one

[storm jungle]

its very disrespectful and shows what kind of person he is

[raven stone]

The saddest irony is the story actually works if used to show Emps as a hypocrite. But with author trying to argue Emps was right, that just downgrades the story lol

[rancid cove]

Despite the redditor opinion Big E has, that part of the community will still use 40k artwork in their shitty "MAKE RELIGION FEARED AGAIN" edits

[storm jungle]

Thats what pisses me off yeah, the story concept is AMAZING but the writer just does not manage it

its why leaders like Sigmar worked in WHF to AOS, he embraced his godhood because he legit was one and he also knew it gave humanity something to believe in, it helps that he also is a great man even with his flaws and not a murdering dictator

[heady rivet]

He was like "The Emperor is just WRONG"

NO, he just says what he believes and is telling himself that! He isnt trying to win the debate! He's seething!

[native spade]

40K is suitable for it

30k isnt

30k is jank through and through

I felt bad for Valdor the whole way through

The poor guy had to put up with so much shit

Same w. Malcador

[rancid cove]

Neither is suitable for it because 40k is making a poke at it

[storm jungle]

^

GW said it themselves

40k is a cautionary tale

especially regarding zealotry

[native spade]

It is, aestethically. No

[storm jungle]

It is wholly.

theres a reason it uses catholicism

[heady rivet]

40k is a cautionary tale of how British people are evil

[valid needle]

Woah buddy

Calm down

[rancid cove]

No you don't understand Dilara, he's about to explain it completely despite the creator themselves telling it's completely the other way round

[valid needle]

The emperor is Canadian

[raven stone]

40k is best understood as how stubborness leass to great evil TBH

[raven stone]

As simple as that

[storm jungle]

this is real btw

[solid horizon]

canada in the eye of terror or idk

[native spade]

Tbh, if those people who use 40k for their theological wanking would actually grasp it rather than looking at it face value, they'd probably stop believing in what they did

[storm jungle]

Change some words and Imperial zealotry is literally whats happening in America rn

[heady rivet]

Because protestants who really do act Like That have strip malls and mega-churches that look shitty and lame 🗣️

[native spade]

40k is a cautionary tale, and like all cautionary tales. It flies over the fucking heads of people

[storm jungle]

well yeah

because people are fucking stupid

lmao

[native spade]

Case and Point: Nietzsche like i said

[rancid cove]

"BUT THE ENEMY HAS SOUGHT AND WAS SEEKING TO BRING WAR"

Motherfucker YOU were the one who SOUGHT and is STILL SEEKING WAR

[storm jungle]

"THE OIL IS MIIIINE SAYS THE LORD" 🥀

[native spade]

He literally says that we are going downhill because of the weining power of religion and the rise of nihilism

[solid horizon]

I'd say the issue with warhammer is that it's a double edged sword

[native spade]

"But bro, he said god's dead, there is no meaning to life"

[rancid cove]

The Lord: we? There is no "we."

[solid horizon]

on the other hand it's a strong satire/cautionary tale, but it can be misinterpreted (by dumb people) as propaganda, effective one

[storm jungle]

bruh Jesus would smite 80% of the US if he was alive 😭

[heady rivet]

How can a Warhammer have double edges and be a sword? They are blunt, stupid

[native spade]

My brother in humankind... Have you even read Zarathustra and fucking questioned it for a second

[solid horizon]

Battleaxe 40000

[rancid cove]

"Father was right in wanting to kill all of you. I shouldn't have died for these sins."

[native spade]

Warpick: 50000

[raven stone]

I mean this goes back to the idea that sadly creators can't control how a given audience will react to their outputs

[storm jungle]

To quote that again

"If Jesus returned, we'd just kill him again"

[rancid cove]

Dude

[solid horizon]

jesus will return in avengers doomsday

[storm jungle]

the moment he started advocating for the poor hes fucked 💀

[valid needle]

Konrad Curze would not stand for this. Konrad Curze would save earth.

[rancid cove]

That reminds me of a guy who went on the street asking MAGA supporters if Jesus came back if he would be welcome on the US and a lady literally said IF HE HAD HIS VISA AND IMMIGRATION STATUS VERIFIED

[native spade]

By flaying and killing everyone, thus saving them from a more terrible fate

[native spade]

Win win

[valid needle]

Konrad Curze vs Diddy. Who wins?

[native spade]

Erebus

[storm jungle]

As I always say, with fascism the pendulum axe will ALWAYS swing back for you next lol

[valid needle]

Erebus is in the files. The files cannot win.

[raven stone]

Konrad Kurze is just Judge Death on crack, change my mind.

"The crime is life...the sentence is death"

"A dead world is the perfect expression of the Lex"

[storm jungle]

problem is Judge Death is based and knows what he is

he doesnt cry about "muh destiny"

hes just

"Bro im here to KILL you"

[native spade]

There is an international cabal of Word Bearers ruling over us

[heady rivet]

Not to erm ackshually but I will to dunk on Prots but angry vengeful God is a them thing. Catholics believe that God actually loves you and wants to try to save you at least.

Prots dropped that because it needs its members angry at someone or something

[valid needle]

Colchis aviv impressed

[storm jungle]

I didnt mean vengeful more just "Im gonna turn you into wine now because you suck"

[raven stone]

"Konrad Kurze is just Judge Death in an emo goth phase"

Fixed

[rancid cove]

You couldn't convince current US that Fire Departments to be free of charge they'd call you a commie

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1489667906068287508/Palatine_Impressed.gif

[storm jungle]

remember

caring for your common man is bad

and makes you a socialist

[heady rivet]

I cannot pass up the chance to point and laugh at American prots

[valid needle]

Show Konrad Curze the files and watch Israel disappear

[native spade]

As it was promised to them 30.000 years ago

[urban spire]

low key convinced roddenberry was a closet marxist

[native spade]

If only

[heady rivet]

He woulda done it to everyone on Earth anyway lets not glaze my man too much

He'd criticize their techniques

[rancid cove]

"Files? What files? The Fulgrim files? Yeah I was in there I could air out everybody who was in there too"

[storm jungle]

Erebus wouldnt be in the files, he'd be like cheney

hes evil for the love of the game

[urban spire]

i'm still fucking mad about andy weir

[storm jungle]

lmao

[urban spire]

like did you even fucking write your own books?

[valid needle]

Reads entire unrestricted files. “Amateurs”

[raven stone]

"Caring for non-(White)-American-Christian humans makes you a socialist."

Also fixed. ("White" in brackets because when it comes to US churches racism is optional due to other races living in US but with same integrated mindset)

[rancid cove]

True, Fulgrim and Empe would be in them cause they're just sickos

[heady rivet]

Its "promoting hatred" to show images of Israel btw

[raven stone]

That and they pretty much only give a shit about people in their own church denominations.

[urban spire]

some megachurches are nice to non-white people because they are their primary victims constituents

[storm jungle]

lmao fuck off

[native spade]

Reminds me of that one Jewish tiktok dude who looks like the Happy Merchant meme

My brother

It is literally a hate crime to draw you

[rancid cove]

What the FUCK is that guys face that is not a human expression holy shit

[valid needle]

The cabal of bankers is not impressed with your recent online activity

[raven stone]

(Or largest donors lol)

Money talks even over racism in US

[urban spire]

like i said, victims

[heady rivet]

Yeah the Bible Belt is basically 1:1 the Black Belt of most of the South

[urban spire]

"you gotta tithe look it says right here in the old testament never mind the bit about jesus making a new covenant he didn't mean it"

[rancid cove]

Konrad Curze when he finds out about Epstein

[quiet orchid]

@rancid cove

[heady rivet]

Was Keem talking about Shadman here

[urban spire]

isn't he in prison anyway

[rancid cove]

I have no idea

[heady rivet]

Been out for years

[raven stone]

Incorrect, Kurze would want to torture the guy and make example of them...

[urban spire]

oh

he should go back

[heady rivet]

He only had meth and assault charge so he was in for less than like

A year

[rancid cove]

I'm pretty sure hes been out, mf literally posted art on twitter like this year

[urban spire]

like i'm against the carceral state but uuuuh

[vagrant fox]

I'm in the store about to get stupid, lads

[urban spire]

he can go back

[heady rivet]

Another 20 trillion cashless bonds to violent offenses

[rancid cove]

True

[heady rivet]

Aha hey that top shelf looks cool you should look closer

[rancid cove]

Buy anything not Necromunda

[quiet orchid]

What u guys are talking about?

[urban spire]

you should leave that store

[urban spire]

necromunda

[native spade]

This one, how do the zios always manage to look comic-book levels of evil is beyond me

[heady rivet]

[native spade]

Buy everything that is Necromunda

Necromunda shits on Killteam

[rancid cove]

-1000000 social security score

[native spade]

Dont care

The ZOG machine has its targets on Turkey next anyway

[urban spire]

i don't watch manga i don't understand your zillennial memes

[queen laurel]

fuck it eat everything that is Necromunda

[quiet orchid]

I dont even know why im asking, i dont know anything about 40k

[native spade]

They will wage war on us for total middle eastern domination

[urban spire]

then why are you named that

[native spade]

And then wonder why they got kicked out 110 times

[heady rivet]

Sigsen. Buddy. I know we had our differences. You're a sex pervert, I'm not. But listen to me. Step closer. Closer. I am speaking directly into your ear young man. Buy a Necromunda gang.

[quiet orchid]

Cause the only legion that I know is the BA

[rancid cove]

[quiet orchid]

But im watching videos about it

[heady rivet]

I can help you with the books

[urban spire]

you should not watch videos about it

[rancid cove]

I showed her Arbitrator Ian

Its fine

[urban spire]

oh ok

[heady rivet]

Auntie

[native spade]

Yo @heady rivet , i am planning on buying a Goliath gang

[heady rivet]

Ohhh, so old

[quiet orchid]

Already know a lil more abt some legions

[vagrant fox]

I am holding corpse grinders right now

[native spade]

Is the upgrade sprues a must like in Orlock?

[heady rivet]

Oh cool whats your favorite gachimuchi video

[rancid cove]

She knows about the Hazard Stripes now

[native spade]

https://tenor.com/view/boss-of-the-gym-niksib-gif-24748747

[quiet orchid]

Im in this cursed hobby

[heady rivet]

A masochistic man I see.

[urban spire]

don't care, pronouns in bio, opinion discarded

[rancid cove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1488379887914848338/mhrz4b2.gif

[native spade]

"♂I will show you who the real boss of this Forge-pit is♂"

[heady rivet]

I'll be honest, 99% of Munda players are cool with not playing "what you see is what you get" but my answer on every gang is yes.

[rancid cove]

Cursed?
Blessed you mean

[quiet orchid]

Stupid pretorabo

[quiet orchid]

Cursed

[native spade]

Trvke actually

[rancid cove]

Do not call him that

[quiet orchid]

U literally ignore me when u talk about 40k

[native spade]

I think i will get a gang, and the forge/stimms box

[heady rivet]

@rocky gale would approve

[quiet orchid]

[quiet orchid]

No

[native spade]

The palanites are running me dry, i regret starting them

Goliath seems pretty cheap all things considered

[heady rivet]

Oh, itd BRUTAL out here. Drowning in love

[quiet orchid]

If u want to talk abt 40k, at least call me to read it

[native spade]

I play Orlock mainly, ik the feeling

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/breaking-bad-meme-10

[native spade]

Aight

Im sold

time to get 2 boxes for goliaths

I will name all of them after gym puns

Donald Pump

Ben Swolo

and ect

[heady rivet]

Need to get the books too?

[native spade]

Nah

not when Necroraw exists

[heady rivet]

Check yo DMs, playa

[native spade]

I aint paying for that shi when autistic russians exist

[urban spire]

please post more

[heady rivet]

You cant rush perfection

[native spade]

Leader: Donald Pump
Champion: Ben Swolo
Champion: Quay Gongym
Ganger: Puprotin
Ganger: Roidmann
Juve: Little Lift
Juve: Julius Flexar

[heady rivet]

@rancid cove so when are you getting a gang?

[rancid cove]

Is there any confirmation of the major Chaos Gods being rulers of the Warp or them just being in the Warp, which is its own place separately from them?
I know each chaos god has their own realm and the possibility of unassociated entities being a thing but I just want to confirm something

[rancid cove]

Not now since I'm using like all my money for my commission

[heady rivet]

How many kidneys you got? You better say 1 or I dont wanna hear no excuses

[native spade]

AFAIK, the Warp began with the War in Heaven

Again, i could be wrong

So, i would advise for you to go and check it up

[rancid cove]

i'm not losing one kidney for some miniatures gang

[native spade]

IK that the WIH gave birth to Khorne

But not if the Warp existed before so that he was born into it, or that the warp is something they just inhabit

because the gods and the warp is veeeery interlinked

[rancid cove]

Wanted to know if there could be unaffiliated entities who could just unseen by the major gods while inhabiting some fuckypart of the warp but i guess probably not

[native spade]

There was in WHFB

There were Gods of Order, which inhibited the other world and waged war to the Gods of Chaos, they eventually lost

But, in 40k. No

[rancid cove]

I guess you could also make it live in the material realm by being bound to something/someone to also avoid going into the warp tbh

[rancid cove]

Ah i see

[native spade]

There are no mention to the gods of order in 40k

And whatever exists in WHFB is scant

Since that said battle happened in a forgotten war of heaven type of deal

There is a minor cult of Solkan, in Reikland though

One of the gods of Order

[rancid cove]

I wonder if someday they'll make Malice as big as the other chaos gods

[storm jungle]

They arent rulers they are basically landlords with the most clout

theres literally parts n the Warp even they dont know or want to venture into

[native spade]

https://warhammerfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Gods_of_Law

[storm jungle]

so yu can make up minor warp entities or demigods and such if you want

Vashtorr is a standing example of this

[native spade]

No, it will not happen

[storm jungle]

he literally came out of nowhere but as ever we get "well he WAS always around"

[native spade]

The creator of Malice wont let go of his trademark

[storm jungle]

tbh it doesnt matter if he doesnt

the god exists, its just a name difference

lol

[native spade]

Yeah

[storm jungle]

he still got mentioned in the few months old night lords book

[native spade]

Interesting...

[solid horizon]

never unless sons of malice gain more popularity

[storm jungle]

yeah along with the Sons of Malice

very welcome surprise for a warband people keep saying doesnt exis tanymore

[native spade]

I honestly want Malal to be a cthulu type deal

[storm jungle]

lmao

[native spade]

A fucker so eldricht even Tzeentch takes a minute to go investigate him

[native spade]

I knew he was in limbo

[heady rivet]

Malal will forever be a nothing burger

[storm jungle]

ye

[solid horizon]

nah malice is just a misantrope

[storm jungle]

genuinely will never understand peoples fascination with him

literally just diet-belakor

lol

[native spade]

They need to make him unique

Like i said, make him fucked up to the point where the big 4 fear him

Or smthn

[solid horizon]

I mean he doesnt really have a gimmick other than hating everyone and other chaos gods

[heady rivet]

Because he's the epic cool "hates Chaos gods" Chaos god!!!

[storm jungle]

Emo ahh

[native spade]

He is literally a teenager then

Cool

[solid horizon]

warhammer universe is way too hierarchistic for a god of anarchists and misantropes to ever gain power

[storm jungle]

Wrong tbh

any concept can work in 40k

it just needs the right narrative yapping page

[rancid cove]

Like I knew this was the case of minor entities/unassociated daemons from the major 4
I just wanted to make sure that the Warp is not something tied to the main 4 so those smaller entities could live hidden from the others

[native spade]

Do NOT tell any hive-gangers about Malal

[solid horizon]

I will

[storm jungle]

Nah it isnt you're correct