40k-lore-chat

[solid horizon]

sad part is

[storm jungle]

your time is coming

[solid horizon]

media that actually needs reedition is never reedited

and it's depressing

I guess your legacy is secured by whether you got your producters money or not

[heady rivet]

I'd love to have more physical books but I live in a shoebox

[rocky gale]

If I spend money on a book, I'm not spending more money buying it a second time

[rose thorn]

How do like, ordo malleus stories even work ?? Wouldn’t the single ve the same thing

[solid horizon]

real

who needs books when you can buy 3 plastic lads for the same price

[heady rivet]

Oh, Necromunda...

[solid horizon]

and then the game requires you to buy a dozen more to actually be playable

[rocky gale]

Daemons in stories are different to Daemons on the tabletop, if one is the focus of a story it will be completely different, have it's own rules/methods etc

[heady rivet]

Not Munda, babyyyy

[solid horizon]

necron mundane

no one I know fucking plays necromunda or kill team alas

my brother's gf has escher gangers or whatever it's called

and only has them because they're sexy

[heady rivet]

Queen.

[rose thorn]

Fair

[solid horizon]

other than that she has 7000 points worth of death guard and nurgle daemons 💀

[rocky gale]

Is she single?

[solid horizon]

"my brother's gf"

[rocky gale]

Yes her

[solid horizon]

she cried when some random ynnari dumbo killed typhus during last game

"nooo my little fat guy"

💀

[near wasp]

Somebody break typhus' knees

[raven stone]

https://youtu.be/mGMjp9yHNqI?si=Ueu0XxVd2oHR9eFm

[solid horizon]

to be fair I cried when my metal cron died from a baneblade fire overwatch exactly 24 inches away from it because he ran away

walter white death

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-walter-heisenberg-breaking-bad-walter-white-death-gif-26283180

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/breaking-bad-meme-10

[raven stone]

Damn definitely getting the book (not necessarily the special ed, really want the story)

[rose thorn]

I FORGOT THE LEXICANUM HAS A YOURUBE CHANNEL

[solid horizon]

yourube

[raven stone]

Lexicanum hitting that JP market for real lol

[heady rivet]

Notice he never said no @rocky gale

[rocky gale]

I made a cup of coffee earlier and forgot about it, I just remembered and thought "I should drink that before going to bed so it's not sitting here overnight" kinda forgot coffee keeps you awake.

[rocky gale]

Ye I noticed

[raven stone]

Stop giving her hope that is the cruelest thing to do

[rocky gale]

Hey, Empires are built on Hope

[raven stone]

It is quite clear the intent is "they are smitten with each other"

[heady rivet]

Thats rebellions

[solid horizon]

they are a free couple if that's any consolation

[raven stone]

Well hopefully work isn't too horrible tomorrow

[rose thorn]

Trying to decide what metal illnesses to give my ordo malleus inquisitor

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/the-last-of-us-joel-miller-tsD

[raven stone]

Paranoia

[solid horizon]

awtism

wait you said metal illness

is this inquisitor an obliterator by chance

[rose thorn]

?

[raven stone]

The "mental illness" my Inquisitor has is...being able to criticise IoM without falling to Chaos.

You know by 40k loyalist standards, criticising the IoM is a mental illness.

[solid horizon]

can inquisitors fall to chaos

[rose thorn]

He’s

Yes*

[raven stone]

Yes, and has happened in lore

[solid horizon]

can they become reverse inquisitors

[limpid granite]

Radicals mostly fall to chaos

[rocky gale]

If they fall to Slaanesh they become Kinkquisitors

[solid horizon]

I really want to kitbash an inquisitor as a noisemarine ritchie blackmore

[limpid granite]

Tho i wish there was a distinction between a xenos radical or chaos radical

Atleast for dark heresy

Just cause i work with xeno doesnt meant i fw chaos

[raven stone]

Well Xenos radical Inquisitors will only ever end up as GS Cults or with Tau

For obvious reasons

[rose thorn]

Isn’t a xenos radical just someone who is chill with xenos and xeno tech

[raven stone]

(Read: every other major Xenos factions will still off said Inquisitor if they tried joining.)

[raven stone]

Well ok TBF, yes, differing degrees exists

[solid horizon]

wait I know, I should servitorize an inquisitor

environmental storytelling

[rose thorn]

Happens in lore lmao

[solid horizon]

yes but

dark servitor

while my dark mech has a lot of daemon engines, it has a bodyguard/quartermaster force made of servitorised hostages/slaves with various levels of lobotomy

some of them even being xenos

[rose thorn]

Oh there is a group in the ordo malleus who specifically hunt demonically infected inquisitors

[solid horizon]

a body is a body

[rose thorn]

They do say the Ordo malleus is the most ridged inquisitor ordo

Best

Neat*

How much do inquisitors really tie them selves to their chamber militant?

[cerulean trellis]

what do you mean?

[rose thorn]

Like “oh inquisitor greytalon of Ordo hereticus is a follower of the SoB faith”

[cerulean trellis]

there is but the imperial creed

anything else is heresy

[rose thorn]

I am thinking I’ll pull the blade runner reference card and make ordo malleus inquisitor specialize in Demon Within cases

[heady rivet]

Well within the Imperial Cult is a multitude of smaller cults and sects that believe in a specific Thing or Aspect or reverse a certain saint

[cerulean trellis]

true that

but in reverence they are not tied

for all we know an inquisitor could be a death cultist

or an SoB even

[cerulean trellis]

if we are talking units deployed, not really.
inqusiitors have theior own retinue and sometimes even their own warbands (like us rejects in darktide) those can even range to small or big armies

however if they call for propper militarised and specialised backup for their ordos cases they go for their chamber militant

[storm jungle]

late but its the biggest example of IT DEPENDS

Inquisitors, their followers, ethics etc ALL exist on a spectrum for writers and players to dabble around.

its why Inquisitors/Rogue Traders both as games and also characters are built with a D&D format in mind.

There literally exists an Inquisitor of almost any kind of personality and "Way" to do things

[heady rivet]

You can have Joe War, who only seconds entire warzones and regiments to micro-manage wars against heretics. Or Jane Spy, who hasnt flashed her seal in decades. Or literally some desk jockey that controls the sector like a web and hasnt seen fieldwork since they were an Explicator

[nocturne crest]

Well, Konflict 47 has it's own necrons and Wulfen now:

[solid horizon]

british necrons

[fervent geode]

Literal Brick Crons

[solid horizon]

it's a long way to the tomb world

it's a long way to go

[daring creek]

wtf

this is sick

warhammer shit and this looks like toys for adults

not exclusively adults but still

[solid horizon]

models are toy for financially capable individuals

[daring creek]

Yeah

def

[arctic talon]

Konflict 47 is absolutely plastic toy soldiers

[daring creek]

I knowwwwwww

[nocturne crest]

This is so cute

[daring creek]

looks like wannabe warhammer but it looks cooler

[daring creek]

reel

[crystal forum]

can i blow it up

[solid horizon]

destroyer curse ? nah cool cron with bell bottoms on the flying trike gaming chair

[fervent geode]

Konflikt 47 is peak

I’d grab some for Cults and Militia if my college student money wasn’t at an end rn

[crystal forum]

i need the next invincible episode NOW

[nocturne crest]

I got a funny question, but if in Konflikt 47, the Germany can field werewolves and the soviets can field werebears, what were-animals would the British, Americans and Japanese field?

[crystal forum]

were-eagle

[storm jungle]

Still suffering withdrawal

im ngl im not sure if i can survive for the next 2-3 days until its out

https://klipy.com/gifs/peanutbutter-and-crack-sandwich

[rancid cove]

how many years did the heresy last again

[sharp pollen]

and then another WEEK

[nocturne crest]

Okay, so were-eagle for all of them?

[storm jungle]

I CANT do this bro

I NEED MY FIX

[storm jungle]

I want you to take a guess

the actual answer is fucking ridiculous

[rancid cove]

is it at least more than 5

[storm jungle]

9 years

lmao

[hallow plover]

Just wait till the series is finished then bingewatch it

[rancid cove]

[storm jungle]

thats the thing

theres spoilers everywhere

and it ruins like EVERY peak moment

because its like a sensation rn lol

[hallow plover]

I haven't been spoiled so far and I've only watched S1 when it came out

Skill issue

[storm jungle]

Yeah on your end

[nocturne crest]

Bloody Daemons and chaos gods. We could have had a more interesting heresy if they weren't around.

[storm jungle]

missing Peakvincible is punishable by death

[rancid cove]

i was gonna shoot for like maybe 13 years or like 15
9 years?
only 9?
bro the hunt for my homebrew warband took more than the entirety of the heresy

😭

[heady rivet]

This is the only place I see anything Invincible because my tumblr page is curated for my own niches. NO algorithm, its beautiful

[storm jungle]

Yeah they were not cooking

[storm jungle]

Do you have like any other servers you go to

[crystal forum]

nah the community reactions every episode are half the fun

[storm jungle]

^^^^^^

Yall really dont get how fun this is

[hallow plover]

Tbh i didn't even knew there was a season 3

[storm jungle]

jesus christ

actual rock-dweller

💀

[crystal forum]

invincible has one of the best damn communities

[heady rivet]

You can fight 1.8 Heresies in the time it took for them to take Vraks

[hallow plover]

I thought s4 was s3

[crystal forum]

best memes

[storm jungle]

Honestly im just happy to see people enjoying it

i read the comics like an age ago now

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

[hallow plover]

I have removed myself from most social medias

[storm jungle]

YEAH THEN NO SHIT

[hallow plover]

Embrace the rock

[storm jungle]

[crystal forum]

also the community is right. thragg has zero aura so far

[rancid cove]

im on the same page as him ngl
ive been on the "imma let the series end and binge wath later" train for like a lot of media

[storm jungle]

Again yall got no idea whats coming

[rancid cove]

and tbh avoiding spoilers aint that hard if you just focus on other shit

[storm jungle]

the thragg hate is legit so goofy

[heady rivet]

Listen. There's not gonna be spoilers or intelligent series discussion watching Nolan jerk off with some other random old man. As far as I know, thats not canon.

Unless?

[storm jungle]

Too late

[crystal forum]

why does he sound so fruity when the skull falls tho 😭

[rancid cove]

my social media shit is entirely 40k and artists for digital circus

like

the only source of invincible spoilers ivve gotten

were from here

[surreal nest]

people also shit on conquest's voice

[storm jungle]

Its an item he adores, you'd scream like that too if you watched your porn collection fall off

[storm jungle]

MAN

DO NOT REMIND ME

The hate for that was ridiculous

lmao

He says 1 LINE and everyone was hating

[surreal nest]

couldnt be better cast btw

[storm jungle]

agreed, actual troglodytes

[hallow plover]

Do we see more of Lion man? He was cool. Loved that he beat the shit out of Invincible

[crystal forum]

im not a super big fan of his voice specifically because it's annoying how many non voice actors get the roles for like no reason other than being famous and friends with the directors

[storm jungle]

Battlebeast?

[hallow plover]

Yea him

[heady rivet]

I'll go ahead and believe that, sure

[storm jungle]

theres a difference between random castings and one that actually fits the character

[storm jungle]

Yeah we do, hes prominent in this latest episode and the last 2

[arctic talon]

The only thing I dislike about thragg is vaguely his head shape in the show

lol

His heads way more rounded

It’s fine tho lol

[crystal forum]

i just have a hard time not picturing negan when conquest speaks

[storm jungle]

tbh

hes literally beating the shit out of a guy he beat to death on Walking Dead

LOL

[crystal forum]

LMAO

glen wins this time tho

[storm jungle]

YEAH PEOPLE FORGET MARK'S VA IS GLENN

[rancid cove]

hey man at least the voice actor wasnt sent death threats and harrassment letters until he gave up from the project

like last year a brazilian voice actor left a project because "fans" kept sending him real death threats until he just left

[storm jungle]

also true

[arctic talon]

lol

[storm jungle]

average nerd fandom moment, 40k would never do this right

[crystal forum]

i feel like he does a different voice or smth

idk if it's his natural voice or not

it feels different than glen

or i just got used to it being mark's voice

[storm jungle]

tbh hes an amazing actor so beats me

[daring creek]

im hardly keeping up with the plot is it okay if i watch

[sharp pollen]

i really enjoy watching the show cause of voices, i dont need subtitles

[storm jungle]

Not really, Invincible is one of the most plot-heavy shows of all time lol

[storm jungle]

Just happy to see people enjoying it ngl

[heady rivet]

Viltrumites wanna be a dying race yet everything I hear about Invincible is "Jim Kidkiller showed up and got his ass kicled" like why aint Jim Kidkiller laying pipe? Why he gotta beef?

[storm jungle]

Speaking of laying pipe and Viltrumites-

[daring creek]

and uh

[storm jungle]

actually wait spoilers

[daring creek]

o

[crystal forum]

SHUT UP WITCH

[storm jungle]

KEK

[daring creek]

okay

[arctic talon]

This is infact a spoiler

lol

[daring creek]

so

[nocturne crest]

Okay, what about Were-lions or Were-Dragons for the British?

[storm jungle]

He meant me, also i meant my spoiler 💀

[arctic talon]

Jokes aside they’re a race obsessed with genetic purity

So

[daring creek]

ok good

[crystal forum]

nah she likes it

[daring creek]

you should see it anyway

[storm jungle]

but nah we are far away from "Mark wanting to kill Ceil"

thats like an entire season off

lol

[daring creek]

and then there was uh

uhhh

[crystal forum]

i feel like mark hamil will get a role inevitably

[heady rivet]

Fake news. I've met dudes who are Nazis, they cannot STOP themselves from having non-White GFs. Viltrumites should look like passport bros

[crystal forum]

i wonder who he will voice

[storm jungle]

Mark literally voices the costumer

LOL

[rancid cove]

no we 40k fans are a bunch of chunguses! we would never-
...just turn on the tv, doesnt matter what channel, theyve just made another post on r/EyeOfTerror. Yup, another AI image of a female space marine...

[crystal forum]

ah shit i couldnt tell

[daring creek]

||cecil hired the robot guy who turned his bestfriends boyfriend into a cyborg who then promptly offed himself||

Do I know enough

[storm jungle]

Yeah because hes the goat

he also uses his natural voice

[crystal forum]

rare

[storm jungle]

oh man

[arctic talon]

This too is a spoiler

[storm jungle]

you are like WAY back

you legit need to keep watching

you cannot skip seasons

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[daring creek]

society.

[arctic talon]

lol

[storm jungle]

I mean what society

just watch the show

lol

[arctic talon]

Invincible is a linear plot

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/when-society-joker-movie-joaquin-phoenix-gif-25184211

[storm jungle]

^

[crystal forum]

why is kid named finger in the show anyways

we're like only missing brian cranston

[daring creek]

Do you mean jonathan banks

[arctic talon]

Star power

lol

[storm jungle]

I got into an argument with my friend becaus he broke his promise of watching the show 3 times then ended up randomly watching the 2nd Conquest fight saying "i got enough context dont worry" lol fucking idiot

[crystal forum]

is giancarlo esposito in the show

[arctic talon]

They could have and should have hired a cheaper VA for Brit

[storm jungle]

no

[arctic talon]

But whatever

lol

[heady rivet]

If I dont see a screenshot of one of these mustachioed fucks in a hawaiian shirt by the end of the month you're getting hired, fired, and sued

[storm jungle]

Trust us. WAIT FOR IT.

[daring creek]

context meaning they watched some youtube shorts

calling it

[crystal forum]

i'll be honest aaron paul did an amazing job for what i think is his first voice job

[storm jungle]

Yeah lmao, also that and he just summarized the beginning episodes of S4... not relaising he literally fucking missed the entire plotpoints of the ENTIRE 3 PREVIOUS SEASONS

like you cannot just drop into Invincible, you'll not get anything regarding the characters and their journey

genuinely insane lol

[crystal forum]

who would want to skip episodes anyways

[rancid cove]

Invincible when it comes to wasting money on famous people to voice random background characters instead of just paying for a better animation team:

[crystal forum]

it's 8 episodes per season

[storm jungle]

People that get bored easily prob and just wanna see fighting

[daring creek]

Which season did ||dolan have a bug wife||

[storm jungle]

which is also stupd but w/e

[daring creek]

that was last seaosn yeah

[storm jungle]

S2

thats also like way back

[daring creek]

oop

[storm jungle]

bro you are LOST lmao

[daring creek]

im lost asf yeah

[heady rivet]

We need to ban short-form content and screen time before the age of like, 16 at LEAST

[crystal forum]

bro the bug kid is almost grown up

[storm jungle]

Payment has nothing to do with it

even with non-star cast it would look the same

to get Jujutsu KKKaisen tier animation you literally need to abuse and maul your animators

(which they basically do lmao)

[daring creek]

Did you know the tau discovered a dreadnought predating the existence of their whole empire

[heady rivet]

Another 20 trillion abused Koreans

[crystal forum]

i cannot eat spaghetti anymore because of conquest

[heady rivet]

Wait thats the 2000s

Who do we abuse now

[daring creek]

insane K

[rancid cove]

All I'm hearing is that they should prohibit their animators from ever seeing their family again if they dont meet frame quota

[storm jungle]

yeah but thats japan for you

LMAO

literally every major studio there torture their animators

its insane shit

[crystal forum]

thats just a normal job in japan

[rancid cove]

Send Invincible to MAPPA

NNOOOOW

[storm jungle]

bad news

we'll need to wait like

checks calendar

[heady rivet]

I cannot enjoy animation unless it has at least 3 missed births and a miss parental funeral

[storm jungle]

7 years between seasons

man

i waited almost a fucking decade for Oone Punch Man S3

[crystal forum]

same reason why rockstar games are so full of stuff

[storm jungle]

and what did i fucking get

[daring creek]

I never watched jjk because it always felt like hype and aura ngl

[storm jungle]

Also this yeah, i got a friend in R* whos crunching rn for GTA 6 lol

[storm jungle]

it is but its also fun

i dont watch it because its just not really my thing

[daring creek]

Season 3 is real? damn

[storm jungle]

yeah uh

it came out

[crystal forum]

no

[rancid cove]

I think the day GTA 6 releases and everybody gets it downloading Trump will declare nuclear fallout and just bomb everything

[storm jungle]

and instantly got forgotten

[daring creek]

wow

[storm jungle]

100%

[heady rivet]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[storm jungle]

FUCKING KILL ME

[arctic talon]

Mappa didn’t do OPM season 3

[storm jungle]

same thing

animators dont get paid in japan

💀

[heady rivet]

We used to get 18 episodes a year and now we get 8 episodes every 2 years

[rancid cove]

also

[crystal forum]

i might get invincible vs just so i can mog thragg as the immortal

[arctic talon]

lol

[crystal forum]

lore accurate immortal

[daring creek]

oh it released literallylast year

lmfao

[arctic talon]

It is a tag fighter

So

Get the lube

[rancid cove]

its really not
MAPPA is the one behind animations like Chainsaw Man and Jujutsu Kaisen
weekly schedules and god-tier animation

[storm jungle]

It very much is

[daring creek]

40k fans when 40k lore:

[storm jungle]

theres no "good" animation studio

all of them are varying degrees of blood and abuse

[sharp pollen]

thragg's haircut got me like

https://tenor.com/view/cero-cerokaiser-tekken-8-jin-kazama-ceroalves-gif-5295139270196182131

[storm jungle]

LMAO

fuck sakes

its the exact same cut too

[crystal forum]

he literally has the wrong skin color i swear

[heady rivet]

Sara Hess might dedicate a full episode of this 8 episode season to her show-only Stark OC do not steal I wanna KILL myself

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/thragg-supercut-hard-thragg-he-has-me-invincible-gif-14238247084429664073

[storm jungle]

ngl im gonna say it

[heady rivet]

Reported.

[storm jungle]

Thragg would look TOUGH if he was blac-

https://klipy.com/gifs/orange-cat-gets-flung-and-explodes-funny

[arctic talon]

Then he can’t be Freddy Mercury tho

[crystal forum]

freddy melanin

[storm jungle]

FUCK

TRUE

[arctic talon]

Lmao

[rancid cove]

That blood and abuse is worth it SLAVE THEM ANIMATORS MORE I WANT TO SEE THAT ANIMES CHARACTER MORE FLUIDLY
MORE! MOOOORE!!!
HOLD THEIR FAMILY HOSTAGE IF NECESSARY

[storm jungle]

Let it be known that when Episode 7 comes out as the hordes of the internet slandered Thragg, I never once lost faith in the Grand Regent

https://klipy.com/gifs/salute-cat-1

[storm jungle]

[heady rivet]

Another 8 episodes of doing nothing

[storm jungle]

based

gimme now

[arctic talon]

You read the comics so you get a dif perspective smh

[storm jungle]

hell yeah

[rancid cove]

is this the successor show uhhh game of thrones?

[storm jungle]

kinda

its a prequel

[arctic talon]

Same with techjacket not doing shit for most of the war

Lul

[arctic talon]

Hell yeah!

[crystal forum]

i feel like the show is purposefully making thragg look weak rn i swear

[storm jungle]

uhh

god i really cannot say anything can i

lmao

[sharp pollen]

no?

[arctic talon]

All I’ll say is no

[sharp pollen]

doesnt seem to me

[arctic talon]

The only change to him is his facial structure lmao

[storm jungle]

Yeah because you are a smart viewer

[arctic talon]

To make his face rounder

[rancid cove]

typa shit they gotta do to while the book finale still aint been releasing

[arctic talon]

They have changed nothing about him so far

[crystal forum]

he never gets to show off his strength so far

[rancid cove]

[arctic talon]

Just like in the comics lol

Just wait

Or don’t

[crystal forum]

if he like suplexed conquest it would be clear

[arctic talon]

[storm jungle]

motherfucker HES BEEN IN 1 EPISODE

[crystal forum]

also how is conquest so fucking massive and such a bitch

[storm jungle]

because he knows thragg would fucking kill him

[arctic talon]

How is he a bitch what

[storm jungle]

lol

[sharp pollen]

cow the fuck did thragg become a regent if hes not the most strong and tough mf among all viltrumities

[crystal forum]

not a bitch but like i guess muscle mass means nothing for vitrumites

[arctic talon]

Oh also can’t believe they cut conquests depressing man apartment

lol

One moment

[crystal forum]

since mark beats him

[storm jungle]

LMAO

POST IT

[heady rivet]

What is a regent

Who even rules the Viltrumites anyway

[arctic talon]

https://preview.redd.it/conquests-house-v0-6uo0jb3lcfqg1.png?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=7d977e3f6ee7adf771d8dc77035900b0e9555760

[storm jungle]

its Thragg

[heady rivet]

Bet its some vague council

[storm jungle]

hes the Grand Regent because theres no alive Emperor

[storm jungle]

LMAO YEAH

A FUCKING CUBE

[crystal forum]

kregg looks high up and socrates almost fucking kills him

[arctic talon]

Conquests house is genuinely so fucking sad lol

[heady rivet]

Holy shit he's Guilliman?????

[crystal forum]

lmao literally a cube

[storm jungle]

literally

[daring creek]

male living space

[storm jungle]

dude

[sharp pollen]

not reading anything not looking at anything to not spoil myself

[storm jungle]

the fucking water jug

I CANT

[sharp pollen]

lalalala

[near wasp]

peak male living

[storm jungle]

this isnt a spoiler

its from a side comic

[arctic talon]

The image I posted is already over

Yeah

It happens off screen in the show lmao

[crystal forum]

all thats missing is the tissue papers

[rancid cove]

day 1 minecraft house

[arctic talon]

Considering they skipped all the rex shit

They’ll prolly skip all the side stuff this arc as well

lol

[storm jungle]

Also wanted to post this

history legit repeats itself

lmao

[arctic talon]

It rhymes

[rancid cove]

those mfs are not ready for the shit Thragg is gonna pull off

[crystal forum]

why did mark have to kill nicequest man

he just wanted friends

[storm jungle]

EVEN LYNX KNOWS

🗣️

[storm jungle]

SLlsd*flsdf

NOT THE "TRUE"

[rancid cove]

i fucking love this gif

[sharp pollen]

same

[crystal forum]

i wonder if conquest is like older than everybody

[arctic talon]

Conquest is old as shit

[crystal forum]

he must be pretty fucking old

[sharp pollen]

youngest among all

eks de

[daring creek]

how does mark not die instantly fromthis shit when it happens ON the regular

[arctic talon]

Viltrumite moment

[crystal forum]

he almost does

[storm jungle]

im half-sure Conquest literally predates the bronze age

[rancid cove]

its a comic book why does it matter

[daring creek]

shhh

[storm jungle]

also uh

to be autistic for a second

you CAN survive that shit

you just need INSTANT treatment

lmao

[crystal forum]

also i learned the other day that immortal isn't a caveman

[daring creek]

my fiction needs to be realistic

or else

[crystal forum]

he dates from like the bronze age

[rancid cove]

"for a second"
said dilara- writing on autistic central hq

[daring creek]

[crystal forum]

maybe iron age

[daring creek]

which mark can receieve I think

[storm jungle]

yeah same with people saying "how are there so many guts" when the human guts are 9 METERS LONG

[daring creek]

we all have long noodles inside of us

[crystal forum]

does immortal actually die when mark crushes his head in the alt universe

i wonder if he can come back from that

[arctic talon]

We dunno

Probably

I’d assume

But we don’t know the exact details

Behind his immortality

[crystal forum]

what kinda fucked up entity just dumps immortality on a random guy

[arctic talon]

Idk

[rancid cove]

the "realistic" shit has done damage to peoples mind
its like the debate from the new Superman movie where people where going "OH BUT IF HES FLYIN THAT FAST HE COULDNT POSSIBLE SAVE THAT PERSON BECAUSE I WOULD BREAK ALL OF THEIR BONES AT THIS VELOCITY!"

MY BROTHER IN CHRIST. ITS A SUPERMAN MOVIE. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[arctic talon]

lol

[heady rivet]

I have a question regarding Invincible

[arctic talon]

Shoot

[sharp pollen]

shit

[storm jungle]

YEP also same with "Why doesnt the character just-"

Because its the fucking plot.

[heady rivet]

Whats the big deal with Conquest being lonely and why is it a change from the comics?

[storm jungle]

Oh man

[crystal forum]

remember when superman reverse time by making the planet turn the other way

[arctic talon]

We never get any bit of his mindset beyond his depressing ass house

[storm jungle]

^

[arctic talon]

The show dives more into that with his whole

“I am so lonely”

[storm jungle]

so in the comics he never has some of the scenes he does in the fight, like the entire speech he does to mark before he is gonna kill him same with the ❤️ in space shit

[arctic talon]

Thing

[storm jungle]

Yeah that

[crystal forum]

he seems to be into it tho

[arctic talon]

The show dives more into conquests brain

[rancid cove]

"That was told in confidence."

[storm jungle]

Thats because its all he knows

[arctic talon]

Aside from showing his living space

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[arctic talon]

r/malelivingspace

Lookin ass

[storm jungle]

like he said

"I dont even get a real name"

hes literally a space marine lol

[crystal forum]

still tho if he's constantly fighting why isn't he stronger than thragg

[storm jungle]

because Thragg is just Him

you'll realise this soon

lol

[arctic talon]

||Thragg is a perfected GMO eugenics baby||

[sharp pollen]

thragg will use chop move from the start

[arctic talon]

Conquest is all natty

[rose thorn]

thank uuu, i am just trying to think of how i wanan do my ordo malleus inquisistor

[crystal forum]

the dreaded judo chop

[rancid cove]

Trying to explain characters for chuds: so imagine a space marine

[arctic talon]

Why tf don’t they just lead with that

[crystal forum]

i heard some people say it's because they have to soften the skin first lol

[storm jungle]

yeah we'll get more context soon

[crystal forum]

which is a wild excuse

[storm jungle]

also EP8 is gonna have thragg backstory

which was never in the comics

so we'll see

[crystal forum]

how you know

did you make the episode

[storm jungle]

yeah my dad is Robert Kirkman

[arctic talon]

I’m still 99% sure the Hell episode was Kirkman’s first draft

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

Of it lol

[storm jungle]

but also joke saside

[arctic talon]

Considering how William acts in it

[crystal forum]

your dad is charlie kirk

[arctic talon]

Lmao

[storm jungle]

Lee Pace his VA said its gonna be that

[storm jungle]

AAAAAAAA

[crystal forum]

i wonder if it's setting up the show diverging from the books

or just having its own stuff

[storm jungle]

Nah its not

the main plotbeats will remain

we just get extra sidestuff of things Kirkman wants to fix or do

[storm jungle]

the story has been great in the show because hes there with it every step of the way essentially

[arctic talon]

The show is the second timeline we’ve seen with a good invincible

Is the bit I’ve been doing

Mark should have met comics Mark

[crystal forum]

i only see people bitch about the later books so idk

[arctic talon]

When comics mark was being an edgelord

[crystal forum]

also man i hope eve doesnt die or whatever's happening to her

the season doesnt have a lot of her

[arctic talon]

This season is pretty Earth light

If my assumption on the pace is right

[crystal forum]

also robot and monster girl stuck in the fucked dimension

i hope they come back old

WAIT THATS WHY

[arctic talon]

They’re called Flaxans

Smh

[storm jungle]

Spoilers and Spoilers

[arctic talon]

Don’t be xenophobic

[storm jungle]

so alas me and Elite are sworn to secrecy

[arctic talon]

Or do

[crystal forum]

ITS SO THE CHARACTERS CAN BE ADULTS

I GET IT NOW

[vagrant fox]

But what's wrong with the Flaxans

[arctic talon]

They’re flaxans

[storm jungle]

Flaxans are basically tau but even more fascist and genocidal

🗣️ TOM TOM BABY

[arctic talon]

They’re more racist

lol

[vagrant fox]

Oh they're based, okay

[arctic talon]

They’re like way more racist

Lmao

[storm jungle]

i legit cannot fucking believe

they got the actual band of the song to do a remix

https://youtu.be/SPWKAiRhZcs

[crystal forum]

they really fucking hate earth for like no reason

[storm jungle]

they dont hate earth

they're conquerors

but again spoilers

[arctic talon]

^

They want earth for resources and slaves

[vagrant fox]

5th time lucky

[storm jungle]

Yeah they are just doing an Imperium

[arctic talon]

Which is shown repeatedly through their actions

lol

[arctic talon]

We don’t get robot and then Omniman exposition dumping the first time the flaxans show up

[vagrant fox]

It's kind of a zoot

[arctic talon]

lol

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[crystal forum]

cant believe they didnt learn their lesson after nolan fucking obliterated them

legit the strongest we ever see him

[storm jungle]

again Imperium

[crystal forum]

he just one taps a whole planet

[storm jungle]

they always come back

[arctic talon]

That bit was show original

Which is fun

[storm jungle]

also that yeah, in the comics he just goes through the portal and we dont see what he does

[arctic talon]

In the comics they capture Nolan and stick him in prison

According to him

[crystal forum]

it's a really cool sequence

[arctic talon]

But we never see if that’s true or not lol

It is

[storm jungle]

again TOM TOM

🗣️

[crystal forum]

also they only seem to appear when the strongest characters arent around

[arctic talon]

Hype moments and aura

https://youtu.be/sCxtqZ5KfpE?si=nmMpozd6wRJxQKlU

[crystal forum]

his beard is so cool

[storm jungle]

absolute AURA

[sharp pollen]

he is him

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

Tbh I cannot unsee his outfit as blue in the comics now

It’s so funny

[daring creek]

I think that first line was subtle foreshadowing.

[vagrant fox]

I saw people whinging about the power scaling that implies for later episodes, I think they should be silenced permanently

[arctic talon]

Yes

[storm jungle]

always the fucking powerscales man

[arctic talon]

He also mogged the guardians

lol

But in the show that doesn’t happen

Till way later

lol

[storm jungle]

its the same as like "Why dont we just nuke primarchs or orbitally bombard them"

because realistic tactics are boring

lol

[rancid cove]

powerscalling son or ao3 writer daughter

[solid horizon]

Rad bombardment on rogal porn

[storm jungle]

LITERALLY

[daring creek]

ao3 writer daughter

[crystal forum]

btw isnt it weird that the guy named brit isn't british

[daring creek]

powerscalers are dipshits

[paper haven]

Vulkan gets nuked. It doesn't work.

[vagrant fox]

But it's a great opener, my friend made me watch that and it's the only reason I kept watching

[storm jungle]

yeah because uhhh

oh right

he has a bullshit Marvel superpower

exactly my point lol

[sharp pollen]

vulkan swallows the nuke and his belly becomes comically large

[solid horizon]

To be fair primarchs would survive a nuke because they are dressed with fridges

[storm jungle]

a nuke

[rancid cove]

[sharp pollen]

a

[storm jungle]

and also again its just 1 example

[sharp pollen]

nook

[crystal forum]

a nuke would anger a primarch

[rancid cove]

oughh... bellly full of nuke....

[storm jungle]

yeah their plot armor is too high

[arctic talon]

I’m like 99% sure I know what the opening this season is leading to

lol

[paper haven]

I was actually surprised when it happened.
I didn't know about Vulkan being immortal so him just getting vaporized with no build up really caught me off guard.

[solid horizon]

It's an interesting example, I never thought of nuking primarchs before

[arctic talon]

I might be wrong so Idfk

[daring creek]

like at the very least ao3 writers stay in their lane. Powerscalers NEED to come around and say GER can beat Roboute Gulliman or something

[arctic talon]

lol

[storm jungle]

the curse of immortal characters unfortunately, none of their deaths really matter

[vagrant fox]

Never doubt yourself, king

[storm jungle]

it would literally work on anyone but vulkan with like multiple warheads

[solid horizon]

Well I did actually nuke primarchs on tabletop but rad bombardment is doodoo

[rancid cove]

korega
requiem... da

[daring creek]

ASHUTUP

DIE LYNX DIE

https://tenor.com/view/hylics-wayne-pongorma-death-gif-22708536

[solid horizon]

Why specifically vulkan

[rancid cove]

ASHUTUP
ASHUTUP
ASHUTUP
ASHUTUP
https://tenor.com/view/diavolo-requiem-wha-jojo-jojos-bizzare-adventure-gif-15144068

[solid horizon]

Does he has super blast protection one morbillion ?

[storm jungle]

Requeim...?

https://klipy.com/gifs/grace-ashcroft-grace-re9

[paper haven]

I thought it took some real backbone for the writers to scratch off a named character like that.
Except, no.
Psyke.

This was my fault for expecting artistic merit

[storm jungle]

He literally survives everything

he has inbuilt plot armor

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/die-spongebob-meme-gif-754776035690869996

[storm jungle]

Magnus kills him 30 times in the Siege

and he just respawns

its hilarious

[daring creek]

dow accurate

[sharp pollen]

gork is this true

[storm jungle]

im not kidding btw he legit dies 30 times

[rancid cove]

picks up a pen
sobbing violently
blonde man shows up
hands you the "fuck off 3000"
one bullet

https://tenor.com/oZ60h87gDFz.gif

[paper haven]

Why doesn't Magnus like, lock him in a time loop or teleport him into the sun?

[solid horizon]

Invul 2+ feel no pain 2+

[storm jungle]

Plot

always plot

[paper haven]

Lame

[crystal forum]

i'd just throw myself at titans until their exhausts choke from my bodies

[storm jungle]

Magnus is the best example of this, he can LITERALLY fucking

wave his hand

and blow someone up

but he just doesnt

[rose thorn]

is there like an inquisitor building guide in one of the RPGs or osmething?

[storm jungle]

lmao

[solid horizon]

Isn't vulkan currently away

[storm jungle]

@arctic talon

[crystal forum]

magnus is also a bitch

[rose thorn]

i jsut wanna see what like, official ideas can be presented

[arctic talon]

Imperium maledictum has a basic thing

Do you want the stuff

One moment

lol

[paper haven]

He jumped into an ork reactor and got irradiated with ork magic

[rancid cove]

Another example of "the authors made him too OP for the plot so they didnt even try to come up with excuses"

[solid horizon]

My little brother wants sanguinus to return as a Dreadnought

[vagrant fox]

2d4chan has an inquisitor creation table

[crystal forum]

punch your little brother

[rose thorn]

[heady rivet]

Check your DMs

[paper haven]

Dreadnaught sanguinius would be horrific I love it

[storm jungle]

its legit hilarious yeah, Magnus could literally throw you into some pocket dimension byut just doesnt

and its just explained away as

[solid horizon]

He might punch me bad

[storm jungle]

"OH HE WANTS TO FIGHT PROPER"

[daring creek]

dreadnought emperor

[storm jungle]

"OH HES TOO ARROGANT"

like fuck off

[heady rivet]

I win

[solid horizon]

Huge ass dread

[arctic talon]

Fucks sake

smh

Why are you faster

[paper haven]

Ok but like. Russ.

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/skarbrand-warhammer-total-war-kick-gif-24886820

[storm jungle]

PlotPlotPlotPlotPlotPlot

[heady rivet]

I am a generous god to the PDF share thread

[paper haven]

We saw how fighting fair went last time, Magnus. Just stick to your wheelhouse and stop trying to out muscle the muscleheads

[arctic talon]

did you send her the Gm guide for the inqusition stuff as well?

lol

[solid horizon]

My lil bro actually has a BA army so it's understandable that he wants his big daddy mcaryan back

[storm jungle]

okay but then he still doesnt do it

[heady rivet]

I sent the whole folder

[storm jungle]

thats my point 😩

[arctic talon]

lmao

alr

[rose thorn]

i wonder does hte new inquisition game let you decide what ordo you are? im quite excited

[arctic talon]

Goated

[arctic talon]

probably not initially

You're Zerbe's subordinate

so Hereticus

[rose thorn]

damn....

[arctic talon]

later prolly

[paper haven]

Magnus is supposed to be on par with the emperor in psychic power, yeah?

[rancid cove]

Eeeeh i dont like the idea of Sanguinius returning because the tragedy of his death and the curse of his legion makes it all the more tragic

[arctic talon]

but at the start you're not a full inqusitor

[storm jungle]

a notch below

[crystal forum]

nah

[rose thorn]

does... the RT game let you decide or is it just inquisitor?

[heady rivet]

The CRPG? Hereticus

[storm jungle]

which is still ridiculously strong

[crystal forum]

nobody is on par with the emperor

[solid horizon]

To be fair I was the one to whisper the idea of a dreadsanguinus

[rose thorn]

ive only played noble and crime lord in RT videogame lol

[paper haven]

Ok. Psyker rating at .9 Emperors

[solid horizon]

Sanguinus helbrute

[paper haven]

Still insanely powerful

[solid horizon]

Absolute taunt

[crystal forum]

emperor wouldn't fit any chart

[heady rivet]

You're investigating the Tyrant Star

[solid horizon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1486537945010667570/MR.gif

[rose thorn]

im surprised there would be an inquisitor guide in maledictum i thought it wasl ike hobo sim

[sharp pollen]

is TungTungTungSahur a viltrumite????

[storm jungle]

not white enough

[crystal forum]

tupac shakur?

[rose thorn]

do BA even use mephiston red anymore? liek how UM dont use UM blue

[storm jungle]

Speaking of not white enough

[rancid cove]

mephiston red

[storm jungle]

GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT

[vagrant fox]

who's that jezebel

[solid horizon]

Many many armies use mephiston red

[sharp pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/flightreacts-tongue-laugh-flightreacts-flight-tongue-tongue-laugh-gif-739589491343629007

[storm jungle]

Shes my mom

[vagrant fox]

zamn

[crystal forum]

run she's doing the chop

[rose thorn]

i mean offically do blood angels

[vagrant fox]

I'm gonna put your dad in the cuckchair

[solid horizon]

Nids, world eaters, ynnari, blangels

[storm jungle]

yeah ill take her guys, RUN

[arctic talon]

You're the fucking Z team of the Inquisitor in Maledictum tbf

[solid horizon]

Yes

[storm jungle]

my man

[rose thorn]

lmao

[heady rivet]

Tommy want choccy...

[storm jungle]

I need the viltrumilk

NOW

[solid horizon]

Mephiston red is one of the best GW shades of red

[sharp pollen]

ffs

[vagrant fox]

Man this table is like 10 years old, very progressive 2d4chan

[crystal forum]

if ive learned anything from my media it's that sexy women just kill you

[storm jungle]

Correct

[solid horizon]

SM2 paints are fucked up

[storm jungle]

🗣️

[sharp pollen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/300309531530100736/1351208444237185044/caption.gif

[solid horizon]

They look nothing like their real counterpart

[arctic talon]

Cursed

[crystal forum]

viltrumom

[storm jungle]

love of this is Hemsworth wife btw, absolute unit

[arctic talon]

Also how would the plot change if Debbie was a viltrumite instead lmao

[storm jungle]

literally zero

i wish I had a Viltrumite wife tho

[crystal forum]

they'd just conquer earth and have a normal ass viltrumite kid

[arctic talon]

Thraxa

[paper haven]

I'm confused, aren't there plenty on non white viltrimites? Even post genocidal virus?

[arctic talon]

Is my main like

How will this work lol

[storm jungle]

OH RIGHT

I mean

[arctic talon]

Because everything else works fine

[storm jungle]

wait a minute

[arctic talon]

I think

[storm jungle]

okay so

[arctic talon]

Lol

[storm jungle]

if Debbie was Omniwoman

[heady rivet]

I like that he just did an imitation of his dad to make Dementus

[storm jungle]

wouldnt it be still the same?

[solid horizon]

Can geneseed be used as currency

[storm jungle]

she'd just make Oliver

[crystal forum]

no they're all turkish

[paper haven]

Isn't Turkish non white?

[rancid cove]

id let her conquer the earth for sure, hello mommy
i mean mommy
i mean mo-

[heady rivet]

The Ottoman Empire strikes again!

[lament shoal]

SEA SALT I NEED YOU SEA SALT

[storm jungle]

Thats the joke yeah, they diversified the Viltrumites for the show, in the comics they were all white guys

[arctic talon]

Yeah but does she still give birth super fast lol

[crystal forum]

my lawyer advised me not to answer that

[storm jungle]

OH YEA

LMAO

im gonna say not

[arctic talon]

Lucan was the token black guy

[sharp pollen]

omiyega based

[storm jungle]

Yep

[arctic talon]

And one generic like

[storm jungle]

but id say the child would devleop fast prob

[arctic talon]

Background dude

Who got fucking washed

[storm jungle]

since its still half viltrumite half bug

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[storm jungle]

Also uh

Turks are either white or brown

thats it lol

[arctic talon]

Turkish are white or brown depending on the anthropologist

If they disagree

They can fight to the death

[heady rivet]

Turks are the real Koreans

[solid horizon]

Ethnologists

[raven stone]

Basically AFAIK Turkish areas have been a mix since ancient history

[paper haven]

Ok then

[crystal forum]

turkish are fake greeks

[raven stone]

Because of its location

[arctic talon]

Anatolia lookin add

[arctic talon]

You’re gona get shot for this

[sharp pollen]

TurkTurkTurkSahur

[storm jungle]

he is

I mean Jay

whoops

[raven stone]

Literally in the middle between Middle East and Rome/Greeks

[arctic talon]

Turklander

[heady rivet]

Reported.

[solid horizon]

Turkish flag is epic ngl

[paper haven]

Oh. Well let me tell everyone I haven't read the comic without saying I haven't read the comic.

[storm jungle]

Nah its a harmless thing

its also a much better change

[crystal forum]

oh the black viltrumite is actually in the books?

[storm jungle]

way more Viltrubaddies that way

[crystal forum]

i thought he was a show original

[heady rivet]

Cant wait till I make this joke on a post that actually gets her in trouble and then I'm executed for it like a Soviet purge

[storm jungle]

yeah he is, as Jay said Lucan is the token black viltrumite lol

[paper haven]

Yeah now the genocidal alien empire is multi racial

[solid horizon]

White pac man eating star on bloody background

[arctic talon]

He is one of two black viltrumite dudes in the comics

The other dude is in the background and fucking dies

lol

[storm jungle]

tbh it does get explained

also

"the genocidal alien empire is multi racial"

see 40k today

lmao

[rancid cove]

viltrumite dei hire

[storm jungle]

Thragg does NOT tolerate wokeness.....

[paper haven]

It's ok when humans do it

[arctic talon]

Their definition of race is different from humanities

lol

[nocturne crest]

Huh, Japan in Konflikt 47 has their own scorpion mech:

[storm jungle]

yeah there is no race or gender, only strenght basically

[arctic talon]

They’re all viltrumites

[storm jungle]

they literally kill kids for getting questions wrong 💀

[arctic talon]

On the other hand

[solid horizon]

Greater brass scorpion, next

[arctic talon]

Unopan

[storm jungle]

LOL

[paper haven]

The head grab

[storm jungle]

Allen was a rare case but yeah

[crystal forum]

they arent even multi species they hate other species

[arctic talon]

Nah the Unopans got genocided

Remember lol

[heady rivet]

Starting to see why they have population issues

[storm jungle]

they give them the tau treatment

they got auxillaries

[arctic talon]

All the species in their empire are slaves

lol

[storm jungle]

they didnt until the virus

[nocturne crest]

Honestly, that should be made into plastic next.

[storm jungle]

judging by the planet ring they were inthe quadrillions

[paper haven]

That was before the virus

[storm jungle]

because Viltrum is also larger than earth

[arctic talon]

Yeah they were kind of rolling everything pre virus

lol

[solid horizon]

Decimator first

[crystal forum]

i wanna see how viltrum was like before tue virus

[storm jungle]

tbh exact same

[paper haven]

No viltrimite kids actually made it past the virus

[storm jungle]

we get that taste pre-virus

[paper haven]

I think

[arctic talon]

As far as we know

Yeah

[storm jungle]

they didnt yeah

[arctic talon]

Maybe Anissa

But prolly not

[solid horizon]

Just like brits and frenchies in the past centuries

[storm jungle]

ye

[crystal forum]

i wonder if the average viltrumite was weaker before the virus

[paper haven]

I would have been ok with Anissa not making it

[arctic talon]

lol

[storm jungle]

Only the ones that got lucky survived essentially

[nocturne crest]

I don't think they'll make a Decimator in plastic, seeing how chaos got their new Defiler.

[storm jungle]

remember they went from quadrillions to just 50

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[solid horizon]

Me when I pull the ork tirailleurs

[crystal forum]

wild

[arctic talon]

Surviving the virus was mostly luck

[storm jungle]

and they STILL kept the galaxy in check

[arctic talon]

As far as we know

[storm jungle]

which is crazy

[paper haven]

I don't think survival was a strength thing. I think it was pure luck

[storm jungle]

100% luck

[arctic talon]

It’s so funny how the generic purplish viltrumite goon aliens don’t have a name

[crystal forum]

thats not common in the fucking eugenics setting

[arctic talon]

Despite how omnipresent they are

[crystal forum]

everybody goes through eugenics in the invincible universe i swear

[daring creek]

MY GENDER IS STRENGTH

[paper haven]

Their species was effectively made extinct. They're beyond endangered.