40k-lore-chat

[copper island]

batman hanging loanshark wealth extractors up by their entrails in a dark streetway and gunning neonazi gangs in the streets in the quiet hours of the morning
and then going back to his studio apartment to slack off for the next couple of hours until he has to go to work at a construction site

[storm jungle]

well not kill but brutally maim yes

(aka what he does to the cops/supremacists in this Issue)

to quote:

"YOU CANT DO THIS MAN WE'RE HUMAN BEINGS!"

"No. You are roaches."

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[copper island]

[storm jungle]

literally the type of shit they say IRL btw

[tough haven]

https://youtu.be/pYAOqGMBHcs?si=7Qqc57u_GAfISQLi

This made me laugh

[storm jungle]

not the Cunkquest edit 😭

[vagrant fox]

Extremely mild +2

[copper island]

@storm jungle when does this take place? they mention occupied kabul (i'd assume after it, and many other cities, were captured and occuiped by US-NATO-Northern Alliance forces during the war in afghanistan)

im guessing 2028 since the occupation was in 2008 lol

[storm jungle]

Yeah this is very "modern times" so it isnt set THAT back lol

You can also make the math from Bruce's age

its definitely 2028

[vagrant fox]

why his eyes so small

[storm jungle]

why are you so short

same answer

🫡

[vagrant fox]

The Irish...

[storm jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1326747259395768456/1383051320155574402/catScared-2x.gif

[solid horizon]

norman reedus eyes

[celest cedar]

https://youtu.be/NZVl-y6U11g cinema

[solid horizon]

holy shit it's brother Schooldeskus

[solid horizon]

wake up babe new discord scam fomat just dropped

[rancid cove]

This reminds me of that twitter bot spam
PUSSY IN BIO

[rocky gale]

Send this individual to the depth of Tartarus

[near wasp]

The hell did I miss

[solid horizon]

^

[near wasp]

Ah yes I was more looking for the context behind that post like what kind of scam

Jfc

[rocky gale]

Was just "Check my Bio" but no idea what was in their bio because I didn't check because it was obviously some sort of scam

[rancid cove]

Discord invite link called girlbunny or some shit like thst

[near wasp]

Ah I see

How do people still fall for those god damn

[solid horizon]

some people are both gullible and horny

terrible combo

consider it natural selection

[near wasp]

The hub exists tho

[storm jungle]

Hmm women

[solid horizon]

large golden lady

with 2+ save

[civic gale]

man pokemon champions is kinda fun

[near wasp]

Lol

Maybe I should finally start buying stodes

And sos

Iron do you know what the limit is for sos on tt

[solid horizon]

sisters of silence ?

[near wasp]

Yes

[solid horizon]

I recomment building your lists on New Recruit

everything is indicated and quite clear, including unit limits

[near wasp]

Ok

Time to cry when I realize I can't have my army be 90 percent sos

[solid horizon]

I am a complete strangers to the mute ladies

[storm jungle]

the funny part is they literally salvage/copy any madeup custodes unit from older 30k artworks and never do the same with SoS lmao

they have like 4-5 unique units artists drew up for the cardgames that they copied endlessly to this day and they still get nothing

[solid horizon]

is it me or

deldar slaves are the most horny warhammer model ever made

[storm jungle]

Its just naked women

also one Inquisitor mini literally has a naked woman as an aide or something, forgot its name

[solid horizon]

inquisition pimps

[storm jungle]

[solid horizon]

explains the extravagant attire and hats

[flat nimbus]

where are my dicks out penitent engine models, Jimmy Workshop?

[solid horizon]

get some green stuff and get creative

[storm jungle]

best you'll get is prison pants

[flat nimbus]

giving every unit in my Slaanesh army a cock to make GWAR blush

especially the daemonettes

[solid horizon]

my brother's EC daemon prince has a dick cannon

[flat nimbus]

COCKED, LOCKED, AND READY TO ROCK 🎸

[solid horizon]

what's hilarious is that it's the old model that looks like it's giving you the middle finger

[flat nimbus]

perfect

[solid horizon]

these

my brother has some unintentionally very funny looking models, too bad his army isn't fully painted

[civic gale]

https://youtube.com/shorts/8C1s4McUv6U?si=xrNPJRaeGIkE_9Rn

This one is funny

why does a heretic sound like doofenshmirtz

[fervent geode]

That’s just Tom or whoever it is doing the voice for em

It’s not official

[civic gale]

i know

but still

sounds like doofenshmirtz

[hallow saddle]

Pussy in bio 🗣️

[solid horizon]

meanwhile warbands are basically chaos chapters

but more based

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/honkler-clown-world-clown-salute-sad-gif-17434398508635881548

[storm jungle]

🫡

[near wasp]

They give custodes a bunch of new models so they have to give them updated support units (this is what we call cope)

[solid horizon]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Aulus_Scaramanca lol this is wild

[rancid cove]

Reminds me of that Alpha Legion group going like "the imperium cant name their stuff for shit. Theyre all the same!"

Wait

Its that clip

Im a fucking dumbfuck

[rocky gale]

The Forgiven now have their Master

[rancid cove]

I thought it was something else

[rancid cove]

Now paint them

[storm jungle]

its one of the reasons why I like Mike Brooks a lot

he doesnt take the setting too seriously and acknowledges the stupid shit in it lol

[rancid cove]

It's good to have both represented, maybe not in the same book

[storm jungle]

i think its very in character for AL at least, with the whole

"Why the fuck do these Chapters have so many similiar names."
"I dunno man, lack of creativity i guess."

[rancid cove]

Because not everyone can represent both spectrums in a good write

[storm jungle]

Also yeah exactly

[rancid cove]

"You think that in 10,000 years they'd eventually get a bit creative!"

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/no-i-dont-think

[rancid cove]

But also I lowkey feel that lack in creativity of naming

Both times I tried naming my warband and some chapters I ended up naming something either related to canon lore or the same name as a existing chapter/warband

Like GW has spew out so many names for so many background chapters and warbands it gets impossible to just hit a spot that they haven't explored

[storm jungle]

its easy once you know to use Synonym and online dictionaries trust me lol

[rancid cove]

You know what's even worse? Going to name something and figure out someone already homebrewd something with that name

[solid horizon]

holy shit is Crackhead Porn

[rancid cove]

There's a 40k homebrew wiki, I was using it as reference for some shit and I decided to check it out if anything I named was similar there
Not once, but twice

Twice the names I thought off were already homebrewed

[solid horizon]

knifed away IW logo pains me

[storm jungle]

Yeah like i said you kinda need to use more unused names/terms etc

I know this pain because i regularly wnt through it when namechecking lol

[rancid cove]

Lmao

[solid horizon]

doesnt really matter if a name already exists tbh

[rancid cove]

I got tired enough that one background chapter I made up for my warbands story exist in canon but since theyre just background fuckers I wont change it

[solid horizon]

imagine if you couldnt name a song in one way because some people already did before you ?

[storm jungle]

again thats not really the point

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[storm jungle]

Lynx can prob explain it better than me though lol

[solid horizon]

top 10 dilara quotes

[storm jungle]

I mean its true

[solid horizon]

probably

I just deep striked myself in here

[storm jungle]

"who cares just do it" doesnt really apply to stuff that personally bugs people that want to be original and not re-tread stuff

[rancid cove]

The point is not reusing the same prexisting name, it's that it doesn't feel unique

[storm jungle]

^

[solid horizon]

so do you want your warband to feel unique

[rancid cove]

You didn't come up with it, you're just recycling what's already been thought off before

[solid horizon]

depends

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/laughing-at-you-5

[solid horizon]

you can come up with a name/word someone already has come up with before without knowing it

that doesn't make you a recylcer

[storm jungle]

I mean thats why you check it online to see if its exact or not

if it matches then that gets annoying/tiring

[rancid cove]

Yeah especially when it's a known homebrewed thing

[solid horizon]

in the best of worlds, the warband name should be easily remembered

[rancid cove]

I can think of at least one homebrewed warband that has some online popularity due to the amount of times people have commissioned it and it has gotten viral

Like the Void Fangs

Which is a fallen Blood Angels chapter who went Khorne traitor

[sacred bluff]

i found a singular watermelon jolly rancher in my bag filled with them 😠

[rocky gale]

Like the time I opened a brand bag of crisps and it only had a single crisp at the bottom

[rancid cove]

You guys ever found a dorito chip so big it cant be classified as a chip?

I did

Same width as the bags mouth
It was the large one

[sacred bluff]

been there

[solid horizon]

@rancid cove whats ur warband about again

[storm jungle]

Mcragge Aviv Impressed

[rancid cove]

Chaos Undivided group of marines that do anything in their power to fight their enemies, go into great length to even infect planet populations with cultists to eventually create a rebellion as a distraction with years of meticulous planning

Named Prowling Claws

[solid horizon]

alpha legion lore

[rose thorn]

found some unkrieged krieg kitbash

[rocky gale]

Why's he puckering for a kiss?

[rose thorn]

https://preview.redd.it/cadian-head-on-death-korp-body-questions-v0-lba0ki3jr4hb1.jpeg?width=1616&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb775d7388249899c086d90ea6f1f08db3c6810e

[rose thorn]

hes the medic :3

[solid horizon]

magic healing kiss

[rose thorn]

gotta kiss the wounds away

this looks like somethign so similar but i cant tell what

what do i knwo that wears over coatrs and hats in military history

[rose thorn]

OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[solid horizon]

now paint them that and suffer from -1 to save stat

[rose thorn]

THEY LOOK LIEK CONFERDATE SOLDIERSSSS\

[solid horizon]

that too

but confederates and unionists had shorter coats

[rancid cove]

Kind of
Their biggest shtick tho is battlefield fighting, thats where they shine
Because they will use whatever tactic they can to win, no matter if it's something their god of choosing could potentially disagree with
They don't limit themselves to the tactics of blinding melee engagements, boarding or terror tacticts
They do whatever suits the cause better depending purely on the situation and create advantages in disadvantage with whatever they can.
They're not really a fan of void battle and also avoid the use of psykers

[rose thorn]

oh whats thsi then? french military?

[solid horizon]

yes

early WW1 french uniform (1914)

[near wasp]

The french

[solid horizon]

before they switched to horizon blue and adrian helmet AKA main inspiration for krieg uniform

[fervent geode]

They really hadn’t changed much since the Franco Prussian Debacle

[solid horizon]

WWI is basically a sequel/extention of the franco prussian war

[fervent geode]

Colours are little more republican in the WW1 ig

No more napoleon navy blue

[solid horizon]

your guardsmen 100% look like that

the reason to why it looked like that in 1914 is really dumb btw

they wanted all the flag's color to be shown

and a nice cap to pretend to look handsome

[solid horizon]

eww primaris

[flat nimbus]

myself, a player of culture: yeah Angron’s pretty based, fuck dads

“He’s a corrupted rage daemon!”
We all have to cope with our trauma in our own way

[solid horizon]

I mean they can also just play horus heresy

[rose thorn]

ah

[solid horizon]

you can run traitor detachments and they have no mutations

cause 30k

[rocky gale]

That's more cringe

[solid horizon]

why

[rose thorn]

yeah they look uttelry unmilitary

[storm jungle]

Its the buttons lmao

[rocky gale]

I dunno

[solid horizon]

oke

land raider

[rose thorn]

oh?

[rancid cove]

That spot on the image made me think my screen was dirty and i was constantly trying to scratch it off

Fuck you

[forest orbit]

Because this isnt about 30k?

[solid horizon]

did you just photobash a GSC head over a krieg body ?

[rose thorn]

yes

[storm jungle]

No Maggie legit painted and screwed that thing on

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[storm jungle]

very clear from the picture

[solid horizon]

based

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/shalom-dog-funny-jewish-hanukkah-gif-793658373563256038

[storm jungle]

yeah see what i mean?

[rose thorn]

yeah

[storm jungle]

completely different vibe now lol

[rose thorn]

crazy

[solid horizon]

so

[storm jungle]

[rose thorn]

it looks like

a sailor!

[storm jungle]

Real.

[solid horizon]

is it held together with velcro

[solid horizon]

paint it yellow

[solid horizon]

how am I supposed to interpret this

[storm jungle]

I dunno figure it out

[solid horizon]

land raider I guess

[storm jungle]

thats a dog not a land raider but okay

[solid horizon]

you are trying to gaslight me aren't you

[storm jungle]

Damn that yellow is really good

lol

[solid horizon]

what next, 2+2=5 ?

[rose thorn]

IT IS LMAO

[solid horizon]

yeah

peak GSC sailors

[rocky gale]

Yo Savlar Chemdogs

[storm jungle]

as we know savlar invented gasmasks

[solid horizon]

local tourists here dress in yellow waxed sailor coats to pretend they are part of the population

(nobody wears those)

[rancid cove]

No silly those were actually the krieg

[solid horizon]

hopefully krieg head was not kept on
there are some people who would EVISCERATE you for painting krieg yellow

[flat nimbus]

not if I hide their shovel

[solid horizon]

you should steel yourself, now

[rose thorn]

..? why?

[solid horizon]

^

[storm jungle]

I mean

she isnt using them as Steel Legion

so uh, not really how that works

[solid horizon]

somehow we cant meme in peace

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[storm jungle]

Its not a meme tho

some tabletop players are that stupid lol

its like people who think "those people smell like shit and never show" is a joke and not actually real 💀

[solid horizon]

I meant the painting krieg yellow thing

[storm jungle]

thats what im talking about yes

[rose thorn]

oh my fucking god ITS ACLLED HOBBYING ITS CALLED OWNING MODELS

[storm jungle]

repost

get out loser

[rose thorn]

god damn the krieg kit is so dependant on the helmet

[solid horizon]

because I forgot to ping you

[storm jungle]

Also

[rose thorn]

i might have ot do the hardest option to make the krieg KT work lol

[languid meadow]

https://youtu.be/HBhfMNewip8?si=zKHDWg1yL0ZU1WBx

[rose thorn]

ill have to color theory this to hell to make it work

[storm jungle]

its pretty doable imo

you just have to find the right scheme for it

[solid horizon]

you mean like actual paints or paint scheme

[rose thorn]

paint scheme,

[rose thorn]

oiuyr of all of them this seems like the best head

[solid horizon]

yellow coat with dark grey pants

black leather

[rose thorn]

ehhh

ill save it and wokr on it later

[wary fulcrum]

I think that looks awesome

You’ll need to trim the neck joins a little though

The Krieg one is flat, whereas the GSC are balls

[rose thorn]

Yeah but also I don’t own the old brood brothers kit

[rose thorn]

Yeah

[civic gale]

why....is there guile from sf 2 here

[civic gale]

what youtubers do you guys recommend when it comes to explaining chapters and lore?

[storm jungle]

Arbitrator Ian

probably the most concise and only 40k youtuber that actually reads the lore lol

[vagrant fox]

Feeling kinda eh about this

Maybe it'll be good

[storm jungle]

wasnt the synopsis we saw already?

or is there something new

[vagrant fox]

It's from todays warcom thing, it might be the same as before I forget

[storm jungle]

yeah i think ill wait for word of mouth for these

[wary fulcrum]

I’m gonna have to get the Limited Edition I think

[storm jungle]

i really dont trust Abnett books lol

[wary fulcrum]

Shit

[vagrant fox]

The limited edition looks sick but I'll never buy it so I'm just concerned about the story

[storm jungle]

Same, limited edition books are for suckers

idk why people buy those

[vagrant fox]

cool thing to have for some people

i suppose

[civic gale]

only one?

alright

[storm jungle]

I guess. They all look ugly to me lol

[storm jungle]

theres others but hes the one if you want like actual proper lore

others usually dramatize

PancreasNoWork is another good one

[vagrant fox]

also mildly interesting

And there's some AoS stuff but I don't care

[civic gale]

"The Remembrancer" not good then?

[storm jungle]

Kinda depends on what youtuber you wanna listen to tbh

i dont really like him personally but its your call

[civic gale]

i just want general chapter knowledge

[storm jungle]

then just listen to Ian

zero dramatization just info

[rose thorn]

I like him but genuinely covers fucking nothing

WHO????????

[civic gale]

unluckily he has not a video on the tome keepers

[vagrant fox]

4th company raven guard lieutenant

[storm jungle]

🫡

[near wasp]

I keep thinking maybe I should just start a lore channel

[rose thorn]

Rememberancer has a good video on it

[near wasp]

Because I read the books and that makes me better than most loretubers

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[vagrant fox]

I just watch Arbitor Ian, Oculus Imperia, and Baldermort when he just reads the lore verbatim from the book idk what else there is

[rocky gale]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/cqdcnxdx/sunday-preview-chaos-and-order-battle-in-the-city-of-ash/

[rose thorn]

If you can sound like you worked on an oil rig for 6 years then got a degree in anthropology then you are set

[rose thorn]

already?!??

[storm jungle]

i actually dont think theres a single youtuber that just posts contents regarding BL books?

[rocky gale]

How dare GW release these so soon

[vagrant fox]

for money

[near wasp]

So your saying there a niche

[rose thorn]

ITS NOT A LIMITED RELASE FUCK EYAHHHHHH

[vagrant fox]

Isn't this guy a pervert why is he in The Boys

[storm jungle]

bcause life imitates art

[rose thorn]

Because it’s The Boys also as punishment for being in payday 2

[storm jungle]

I think so? I legit have never seen a 40k youtuber do this but it would need you to constantly read lol

[vagrant fox]

validx2

[near wasp]

I mean I basically already do that

[vagrant fox]

Wolf Lord Rho reads passages from books and waffles about them for like 15 minutes but that's all I can think of, come to think of it

[storm jungle]

^

Rho's coverage legit puts me to sleep

[vagrant fox]

He just says a thing, reads a passage, a bit of the same passage, then waffles about the same thing

[storm jungle]

Yeah i literally noticed that pattern on the first vid i watched from him and instantly closed it lol

[near wasp]

I'm not even gonna claim I would be particularly interesting

[storm jungle]

id still say its not really worth it

youtube sucks and you'll prob get depressed

[near wasp]

I'm already depressed so

[vagrant fox]

Doing it for fun it's probably fine, trying to make a career out of it is misery

[near wasp]

Oh definitely not a career

I have one of those already

[rancid cove]

Loretubers when they find out just repeating verbatim info from the books with a monotomaous voice isnt attracting viewership

[near wasp]

You mean lexicanum info

Because I do like some of the dramatic readings from the books like qvoro

[storm jungle]

Nah its wiki info

lexi pages dont have enough info for the mto farm for a 1h video as they are all summaries

lmao

[sharp pollen]

but enough for a yt short...

also have you heard of a tau that met a dreadnaught...

[midnight dragon]

Steve would unironically win this

[rancid cove]

Steve can carry like 100 dreadnoughts in his inventory without breaking a sweat or slow down

plus by minecraft standards his armor stats are insanely broken

[midnight dragon]

He can carry 1,000 imperial knights without breaking a sweat or slowing down you mean

[solid horizon]

steve's power and stats can be measured by the amount of damages he can deal and stand in a certain short period of time

knowing how both work

there is a chance steve wins

there is a chance the green guy wins

thing is

he is compromised by his wargear (flamer)

flamethrowers are good against sneaky enemies, but then good is an overstatement

enchant steve's sword and he has a chance if he hits first

potential save breaker

[jade holly]

Hang on let’s go even crazier with this.

One block of Blue Ice in Minecraft upon research is apparently 72,900 tons. Steve can have an entire inventory full of Shulker boxes each holding 27 slots of items and Steve can hold 36 of those. Each slot in Shulker box can have 64 stacks of Blue Ice blocks which is 62,208 Blue Ice Blocks which is 4,534,963,200 tons

[near wasp]

Whyd you use blue ice and not gold

[jade holly]

It’s actually denser

if you can believe it

[solid horizon]

it is that heavy if you consider everything is transformed and there is no waste

considering how steve eats I don't think he is waste-proof

[near wasp]

Uhhhh no?

Gold is like 1900 kilos per meter cubed while blue ice is 900

Oh wait nvm that just says normal ice

[jade holly]

Blue ice is made from 9 packed ice which each is 9 normal ice

So it’s 81x denser than normal ice

Blue ice is built different in Minecraft

[near wasp]

Blue ice would make a black hole

[jade holly]

Imagine if we could craft 9 blocks of Blue ice into another ice

[midnight dragon]

Im pretty sure its not that hard to tell its a unfinished salamander

[solid horizon]

yes I know it is one im just too lazy to fully type legion names

man 3rd edition chaos character rules are absolute cinema bullshit

what the fuck am I reading

[fervent geode]

Fabius wrote his own rules

[solid horizon]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU INSTAKILL PEOPLE AND MAKE THEM EXPLODE

[raven stone]

welcome to 3rd edition

[flat nimbus]

“the resultant kaboom”

[raven stone]

when things were still...zany

but 40k lore took root

Terminators costed exactly 42 points

lol

ultimate answer and everything

[solid horizon]

I arrived in 4th edition so it was still wild, but I never knew rules too well back then due to how rare warhammer was locally

[raven stone]

ah cool cool

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[raven stone]

yea, 4th to 7th is when GW was still kind of doing fluff based builds for codices at the detriment of rules writing and balance
(back in ye old days Iron Warriors could take 4 Basilisks...do the math...)

[solid horizon]

yup

iron warriors were literally OP

the bionic enhancement is absolute bullshit

[raven stone]

8th to 10th, GW pivoted hard to please the competitive crowd and also reworked the floor boards with the rules.
Coming 11th, I (dare I be optimistic) feel GW is finally starting to get the balance between competitiveness, fluff, and rules balancing just right.

[solid horizon]

chaos dreadnought rules were so funny

if you rolled a 1 it would mag dump the closest unit even if it's from your own army

[wary fulcrum]

The best times

[raven stone]

I see a measure of it returning in 11th, and TBF, as much as I miss the old days...some things have changed for the better

remember the age old infiltation rule issue back then?

[wary fulcrum]

Which time?

18 inches away anywhere on the board was great

Or the one that was closer if no one could see you?

I loved the space Wolf scouts coming on the opponents board edge

Brilliant rule

[raven stone]

Nah, the debate of "if a unit/Independent character has infiltration, can they confer it to a character joining them/the unit you want them to lead"
Back then there were no good answers because neither answer would have made sense.

If you said it cannot confer...then it means infiltrating characters/units are left out to hang on their own without the ability to be joined during deployment.
If you said it can confer...and suddenly everyone is thinking of ways to infiltrate a clearly too large Demon Prince

[raven stone]

Although THAT also reminds me of that one guy who fucked over a White Scars player, who was also using similar shennanigans...

[solid horizon]

Doomrider needs to make a come back

imagine deep striking and vanishing during the same turn without doing anything

oh wait he's dead/disabled ?

[wary fulcrum]

Oh shit yeah

I just didn’t infiltrate people with them, let them bail in and cause mischief

(Though I did run a Huron list for most of 6th, painted up like Night Lords for that guaranteed d3 infiltrator warlord trait

Good times)

[raven stone]

nice

[winged jacinth]

Hey i know this guy from the album cover

[queen laurel]

That is the most hell yeah vehicle I've ever seen

[solid horizon]

to be fair emperor's children bikers 100% listen to judas priest, accept and motorhead

not to forget deep purple

[winged jacinth]

I hope doomrider was described at least once as being "faster than a lasgun bullet"

[solid horizon]

someone needs to fucking massacre the white scars so we can build doom rider back

[storm jungle]

He'll return once we need a good once in a decade chaos model

[solid horizon]

true

maybe the day GW will decide to update chaos bikers

[winged jacinth]

Vashtorr will rebuild him
Enraged and full of anger hes half daemon, half machine

[near wasp]

God I know it's a pain to paint but I'd like a hell drake to go on a shelf

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/six-million-dollar-man-rebuild-him-we-have-the-technology-we-can-bionic-gif-20304473

honestly a doom rider who's fused with his bike would be dope ass

[storm jungle]

WAIT

he actually says shoot yourself? Bro i thought that was a fucking joke

💀

[civic gale]

hey guys

in the first founding

[arctic talon]

No lol

It’s so goddamn funny

[civic gale]

what chapter besides the raven guard could be considered either guerilla warfare or hit and run?

[arctic talon]

White scars

Blood angels

Also

All chapters do all forms of warfare

Some just prefer others and are better at it

lol

[storm jungle]

^ Some just do it more than others yea

[arctic talon]

But white scars, blood angels, dark angels all like hit and run

For loyalists

[solid horizon]

doesnt the ravenwing do that as well (I know its not a chapter)

[arctic talon]

Ye

Marine chapters are adept at all forms of warfare

[civic gale]

well yeah right, i did meant like what would be the best one for an eliminator if we were going off the find founding besides raven guard that best fit the role in terms of tactics

[arctic talon]

Also it doesn’t really matter who your parent chapter is unless you’re blood angels or space wolves

Because then you got some fucky stuff going on

[civic gale]

thats fair

[storm jungle]

You really can tell they were scraping the bottom with some Founding chapters regarding weaknesses ngl

"Ummm uhhh they are very grouchy and stout (Imperial Fists" like what

[civic gale]

im just trying to find diffrerent chapters so my sm2 doods dont all look like UM or Salamanders

[solid horizon]

what if my parent legion is word bearers

[arctic talon]

They got the funny defect of no acid spit I guess

Or sussy membrane

[storm jungle]

yeah lmao

I dont mind it tho it makes it more realistic

some Chapters are simply unlucky

[arctic talon]

Yeah

Mfw geneseed defect of one of your organ fucking explodes

[storm jungle]

the legions that went traitor having the purest geneseeds is prob the funniest

[arctic talon]

Yeah

The only traitor legion that had a notable defect was the Night lords lmao

[jade holly]

I had an old successor chapter for the Salamanders and the weakness was they were so bulky and bloated they couldn’t actually use jump packs or be extremely mobile

[arctic talon]

Also the emperors children had the blight but they cured that

lol

[storm jungle]

Yeah i kinda think they just didnt wanna bother giving any of the traitors creative defects and just went "meh who cares" which is fair

[jade holly]

I called them the Belching Wyrms

[solid horizon]

saturnine lore

[arctic talon]

Iron warriors in canon having the most stable and easy to implement geneseed is still hilarious tbh

lol

[storm jungle]

same with Death Guard who are literal walking tumors but have actual proper surgeons, disgusting shit

[jade holly]

A jump pack for them would basically be a rocket pack to send a blob of bloated flesh to crash into people rather than actually fly around

[winged jacinth]

White scars probably do way more hit and run tactics because they've all got wheels lol

[civic gale]

for now i got (where each class can get two)
tactical - UM and IF
Assault - RS and BA
Vanguard - SW and RG
Bulwark - DA and UM
Sniper - RG and ???
Heavy - SM and IH
Techmarine - IH and ???

so im really only missing 2

[storm jungle]

I cannot imagine cutting into a bloated death guard recruit and placing a literal resident evil tumor inside them 💀

[winged jacinth]

I assume any white scars deployed without motorcycles have just left them on the battle barge

[arctic talon]

There’s that one thing in lords of silence where the dg apoth is extracting geneseed and then one of them tries to kill him

lol

Fucking face hugger geneseed tumor of doom lol

[valid needle]

Dark Angels and ultramarines are the two purest

[jade holly]

Mfw I’m performing surgery and Nurgle blesses me by exploding what used to be the liver and now I’m Nurgle blessed

[limpid granite]

iron hands and blood ravens techmarine

[solid horizon]

I like how iron warriors are said to have good discipline then when you read their stories they're the most divergent and inconsiderate folks

[storm jungle]

Sniper just make it Raptors, they got that green cloak that goes well with them

[winged jacinth]

Moving some of the cancer around to make room for the cancer implant

[storm jungle]

Yeah I know. Vanilla ice cream.

[limpid granite]

the insides of nurgle warbands just look like the resident evil 7 fridge

[storm jungle]

Resident Evil 7?

you mean my fridge

[valid needle]

Don’t disrespect vanilla

[civic gale]

i am trying to make them First Founding only but i guess i could and such with dilara's recomendation too

[storm jungle]

it is its own plague planet

[valid needle]

It’s tasty

[storm jungle]

✋

[arctic talon]

The geneseed that bites back

[winged jacinth]

You gotta respect food safety even if you're a cannibal dilara

[civic gale]

really am out of options ngl

[storm jungle]

Trust me

raptors scheme with the green cloak looks drip af

[valid needle]

McDonald’s vanilla milkshake goes hard af

[limpid granite]

just do fun stuff

[civic gale]

dont have it yet

[jade holly]

Asmongold and Hassan are just irl Nurgle and Tzeentch followers and you can’t convince me otherwise

[valid needle]

With a shot of espresso omg

[limpid granite]

i did mortificators on my assault

[storm jungle]

You're cooked then

🫡

[civic gale]

mortificators?

[limpid granite]

hassan is too much of a dumbass to be a tzeentch follower

[storm jungle]

Asmon is hilarious because hes LEGIT a fucking poxwalker

its not even an exaggeration

HE LITERALLY HAD SCURVY

[jade holly]

Yarr me mateys

[storm jungle]

A DISEASE FROM THE 1700S

[solid horizon]

huron's men

[storm jungle]

GETOU-

[valid needle]

Who tf gets scurvy in 2026

[jade holly]

For the longest time I never knew scurvy was a real disease

[storm jungle]

Its literally IMPOSSIBLE to get unless you never brush your teeth

[winged jacinth]

But yeah as people were saying every chapter and really every company does every kind of warfare because there's no consistency in what kind of theater with what other units they'll be deployed in

[storm jungle]

its fucking disgusting

[arctic talon]

Scurvy in 2026 in a modern nation goes insane

[limpid granite]

i follow this fanart for my mortificator color scheme

[jade holly]

It just sounded like a fake pirate word

[arctic talon]

Or eat anything with some vitamin c

lol

[storm jungle]

yeah that too

[civic gale]

ohhh i know them now

[arctic talon]

Knowing his diet

[winged jacinth]

Scurvy is vitamin c deficiency

[storm jungle]

its fucking gross

[jade holly]

Would Khorne or Slaanesh fit him better?

[civic gale]

the dudes who arent khorne but reallty like skulls

[winged jacinth]

It fucks up your teeth but brushing won't help

[storm jungle]

bro said he just rubs hte blood from his teeth sometimes to his shower wall

[limpid granite]

malice

[sharp pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-verne-over-the-hedge-turtle-disbelief-gif-24744867

[arctic talon]

Asmongold bloodwall

[jade holly]

So for my Luke Cage concept in Marvel Rivals I took inspiration from Amon

[winged jacinth]

I think the people at risk of scurvy today are basically just "carnivore diet" idiots who only eat skeletal muscle and no organs

[sharp pollen]

will he just eventually rot on stream

[jade holly]

Actually I think he cleaned his room

[arctic talon]

I hope so

[jade holly]

I need to double check

[arctic talon]

Let his flesh rot away to nothing smh

[winged jacinth]

I don't think asmongold has scurvy because energy drinks usually have a bunch of vitamin c lol its probably severe gingivitis

Gum recession and bleeding that's an infested mouth baby
Nurgles garden

[jade holly]

You think we’ll ever get Bolt Revolvers? Or is that just the Stub gun/Cannon

[winged jacinth]

Why would they make a bolt revolver

[jade holly]

Rule of cool

[winged jacinth]

Besides that yeah lol

[heady rivet]

I LOVE scurvy

What a dramatic disease

[winged jacinth]

I don't think we'll get a bolt revolver because even pistol bolts are thicc

[arctic talon]

Leagues of votaan got them lol

[winged jacinth]

Its so funny that a key part of british naval dominance was figuring out you could prevent scurvy with citrus fruits first

[winged jacinth]

Oh true
God i need to paint my fucking yaegirs lol

They've even got them

They are fucking huge

Forearm length

[heady rivet]

Sadly, lemon juice loses its potency over time

[jade holly]

So if I did have a cowboy themed successor chapter what guns could be used as lever action rifle and revolver stand ins?

What’re my options

[storm jungle]

nothing

[jade holly]

Damn

[storm jungle]

theres not really any stand-in for cowboy weapons in marines lol

[jade holly]

I know Admech and GSC have some stuff

[rocky gale]

That's why you mix it with rum

[jade holly]

But not marine sized

[storm jungle]

Yea

[jade holly]

Necromunda has some things?

[arctic talon]

No

Goliath have a revolver ig

But it’s not a cowboy revolver

lol

[jade holly]

I know there’s this one massive gun I saw a model hold one time that looks like a giant revolver

[storm jungle]

yeah that isnt a revolver

[heady rivet]

What are you looking for, huh?

[storm jungle]

its like a pistol-cannon

[storm jungle]

Hes trying to steal from Munda

remove his hands

[jade holly]

Trying and failing

[winged jacinth]

Acids are unfortunately quite reactive yeah

[heady rivet]

Everyone on Munda is trying to steal from Munda, what else is new?

But what doth thou seeketh, crackkker?

[storm jungle]

Well yeah we defend whats ours 🫡

[arctic talon]

https://cdn.ecommercedns.uk/files/9/264059/7/50992867/dsc-0450-photoroom-copy.jpg

Stub cannon

[winged jacinth]

Imperial tech really doesn't look cowboyish in general
They like to use lots of material

[arctic talon]

Gona have to do some surgery though lol

And by some I mean a lot

[jade holly]

Yep that’s it

[arctic talon]

You’re gona need to cut off a lot

The hand on the front + the hands

[jade holly]

Also why tf is Royal Court cheaper by buying directly from GW

[winged jacinth]

Unlike a revolver which is at least simple lever action is strictly worse than automatic feed for any weapon that can cycle a bolt, hence their death

[opaque coyote]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYOjHbpvHbw

[opaque coyote]

the deep

moment

[winged jacinth]

You only see new lever actions in tiny calibers that cant cycle an action

[heady rivet]

If you want a fuckass revolver just look at the Enforcer stub gun. That shits a big iron

[opaque coyote]

The deep is

the peak

[arctic talon]

Good point but they want it for marines

So it needs to be bigger lmao

[opaque coyote]

bigger than bro's head lmao

[arctic talon]

Blow a gangers head smooth off

[heady rivet]

Then they must instead make a Necromunda gang

[arctic talon]

lol

[heady rivet]

Love it.

[winged jacinth]

I watched an episode of the boys and i think the only thing i got to see the deep do was uh, coerce starlight

[shadow plover]

these fellers are pretty neat gunslingers, though they're FW and expensive

[arctic talon]

Also they wanted revolvers lol

[shadow plover]

good bases to include the necromunda guns

[winged jacinth]

I don't have any marine parts to compare to but i imagine the votann guns are too small plus they're all attached to dwarf arms

I swear i will start them today

... after i polish off warframe weeklies, it is reset day

[jade holly]

The biggerer iron

[shadow plover]

Kaedes has two revolver bolt pistols

[winged jacinth]

Lmao there you go
Goofy looking

[valid needle]

Because it’s Amazon and not a game store

[winged jacinth]

I love when bolt weapons have stuff like muzzle brakes that only make sense for conventional ammo

[shadow plover]

bolt rounds are expelled from the guns like conventional ammo, the gyros take effect only after leaving the muzzle

[winged jacinth]

Yeah but that means way less propellant burn inside still

[shadow plover]

it's scifi propellant, you don't need as much

[opaque coyote]

do we have that shit in game

darktide

i genuinely forgor

[winged jacinth]

And the stated reason for them doing that is recoil reduction iirc (im sure its because a writer in the olden times heard about the gyrojet lol)

[shadow plover]

definitely

[arctic talon]

No

[heady rivet]

We do not. We have stub revolvers but not BIG IRON levels of it

[arctic talon]

Give us the heavy stub revolver smh

[winged jacinth]

Muzzle brakes reduce recoil by allowing exhaust gas from the propellant to exit backwards, counterracting the forces from the bullet and reducing gas from the muzzle
Presumably a bolt weapon doesn't have all that much gas in the barrel just to clear the bolt from the gun

Though i mean

Recurring scifi writer learn [any science] pattern lol

I wonder if they thought a million worlds was a lot when they first wrote that

That's one world per 100,000 stars in the galaxy

(At most, could be per 400k)

Might be a decent ballpark for colonizable worlds though who knows lol

[opaque coyote]

Clearly this needs to be rectified

Also now I have an idea for a Krieger to have a big iron she took

[storm jungle]

Krieg used standard given equipment.

[opaque coyote]

I know

[storm jungle]

Quartermasters exist for that reason in the regiment too

so no

[opaque coyote]

Don't remind me

[heady rivet]

A WOMAN? A KRIEGER?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1079910624903041116/1492722764178522223/Dr_Isaacs.mp4?ex=69dd06a8&is=69dbb528&hm=41c7e9f30c4c661db67572c41ad488f92ab7c1d760413ec746b9e67eb21f2bc3&

[storm jungle]

Too late.

[opaque coyote]

[storm jungle]

Also my favorite line of his

"THE TRINITY OF BITCHES"

🥀

[wary fulcrum]

I absolutely love revolver bolt pistols

[heady rivet]

You cant be saying that Dr Isaacs...

DUDE

[storm jungle]

😭

[heady rivet]

Shoutout to

How Albert Wesker

[storm jungle]

DIED TO A FUCKING DOOR ON HIS LEG

[heady rivet]

Who tanked a shotgun out the back of his skull in this movie franchise

[heady rivet]

1-shot

[storm jungle]

Also those arent bolt revolvers

they are like....

[heady rivet]

Literal Achilles Heel

[storm jungle]

some kinetic gun?

that just airpunches you or something?

I only say this because i used it for reference for something and that store page description is stuck in my brain

[opaque coyote]

Don't forget that she's a grenadier also.

Truly a trinity

[storm jungle]

Albertian Heel

[opaque coyote]

And yeah I'm basically gonna write her like a total robot at first.

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-if-you-love-alberta-alberta-alberta-canada-gif-12932711508427281840

[opaque coyote]

It probably doesn't help that she has a minor case of

Brain damage

[heady rivet]

Thats called being Krieg

[storm jungle]

Brain damage

she already has one

shes a krieger

[storm jungle]

god damn it

[opaque coyote]

Even more so

[storm jungle]

Krieg basically arent humans as is

i wouldnt worry that much

[sharp pollen]

there are women kriegers??

[storm jungle]

Yeah has been forever

[opaque coyote]

Oh yeah and next to her is a Sister of Battle.

She is unique in that she should've been forced to become a repentina if it wasn't for sheer luck

[sharp pollen]

ohhhhhh

[storm jungle]

all IG regiments are unisex

[opaque coyote]

She's basically what the Imperium considers a coward

But what we would consider

Actually being smart

[heady rivet]

MOST are. Amberly notes in the Cain books very few planets have mixed regiments when she's trying to work out where he's from based on what he says about his parents\

And post-rift we see Cadia relaxed it

[storm jungle]

thats EXTREMELY old lore thats very much incorrect

[shadow plover]

Think you're right, never looked into what they were. Only seen the model a couple times and they looked like bolt weapons but they didn't have the bolt keyword even in the rules

[storm jungle]

and is just... well its very sexist lol

Yeah its like "kinetic-something"

i still dont get how they work lol

[storm jungle]

it outright says unisex regiments are a "rarity" which is proven wrong in every single guard book

it was back when GW were not really inclusive in regards to female figures in lore so thats prob an effect of it

same with the guard sprues at the gtime being all-guys etc

[heady rivet]

Black Library authors talk to each other challenge

[opaque coyote]

The effect of the Emperor's decree

"Only men shall receive my seed."

[storm jungle]

They still cant manage it today so

i remember all the Siege promos

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1079910624903041116/1492722764178522223/Dr_Isaacs.mp4?ex=69dd06a8&is=69dbb528&hm=41c7e9f30c4c661db67572c41ad488f92ab7c1d760413ec746b9e67eb21f2bc3&

[storm jungle]

"YA WE FORMED A WRITER GROUP CALLING OURSELVES THE HIGH LORDS OF TERRA (real thing btw)"

and uhhh

literally every Siege book contradicts each other

good job guys

[heady rivet]

To be fair thats exactly what you can expect from the High Lords

Kinda based tbh

[storm jungle]

lmao hold on theres a promo image of them

[opaque coyote]

Lore accurate

[storm jungle]

Bald white dudes with beards and glasses

i legit cant with this image

😭

[storm jungle]

AAAA

[opaque coyote]

Probably why they chose it as the name

[languid meadow]

I FUCKING HATE THIS PLACE

[rose thorn]

i know there is another movie that has almost an exact same imagine related to it lmao

[sterile sun]

Local commissar catches ratling stealing a grox steak from the prefectus quarters

[rose thorn]

LMAOOOO

[daring creek]

Reddit meet up

[queen laurel]

Now I understand why a good chunk of the bad guys in the warhammer universe are bald

[sterile sun]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer40k-horus-heresy-gif-25202999

[daring creek]

I wonder if gw ever hired a black author

And if they ever did

I wonder how it would pan out

I think a lot of people would go mask off

[sterile sun]

Black library...

[queen laurel]

the Community will scream as usual

[daring creek]

I know

[storm jungle]

ngl thats a great point

literally ALL of them are white dudes

which is fine but its funny

[vagrant fox]

They've had a few asian writers but they didn't write a whole lot

[storm jungle]

also all bald

[storm jungle]

[vagrant fox]

There's that Nguyen guy who wrote a few for sure at least

[heady rivet]

And at least one of them plagarized and they wiped him from existing

[vagrant fox]

Too many authors getting up to trouble

[unique bronze]

who are they

[opaque coyote]

Honestly I think it would be outweighed by the black library jokes

Finally having a black guy

Personally

I would totally make the same jokes

Mainly just puns

But that aside, honestly the female custodes probably caught a good chunk of them already

Very few would be mask off

Since they already would've removed their masks a long time ago

A black guy ain't gonna change that

[storm jungle]

Uh I only know Dan Abnett and too lazy to google the rest

i know theres John French and ADB in there

forgot the rest 💀

[opaque coyote]

It's still funny that

Literally ALL of GW's writers are white men

But not surprised since a lot of Warhammer fans are men

So

Yeah

Still wild considering the writing field is I think

Majority of authors are female now?

Like just in general

Both in professional and unprofessional fields

Fanfics are mostly written by women for women which is why a majority of fics are male/male

And the same goes for writing, particularly in the romance angle for obvious reasons

Actually read some scientific papers about it

In short, men are generally more stimulated by pictures while women are more stimulated by writing.

[civic gale]

Damn?

[opaque coyote]

Although of course being science, this isn't a solid conclusion

Just an observation

[civic gale]

What the fuck is the topic laatitan

[opaque coyote]

Since studies rarely make anything truly conclusive

[civic gale]

You've been (respectfully) yapping a lot lmao

[opaque coyote]

The disparity of gender in writing

[civic gale]

Oh fair point, carry on

[opaque coyote]

And how it's due to historical and possibly biological circumstances

Smut is quite the old art form.

Since women were generally oppressed for long.

It's much easier to write tantalizing text

Than make tantalizing images

Which is why smut was mainly passed around by women

Easy to hide

Along with the fact that official writing in general was mainly by men until recently

And now writing and art are generally more populated by females

[civic gale]

I don't know where this is coming from but I can see your point

[opaque coyote]

I don't have any real point tbh

This is more so me just yapping about interesting phenomena

And also it's why there's a disparity between fics and visual artwork

Along with how we still don't know how much is innately biological

Or from social constructs

[sharp quarry]

We will never know

But it's most likely a social construct. Cooking is already a biological thing that was made up by a social construct

(exo stomachs)

[opaque coyote]

We might.

Provided that we keep on this whole gender equality thing and don't devolve into a patriarchy again or more unlikely a matriarchy

[opaque coyote]

Yeah. There's also a bunch of other things like

How women generally have better handwriting

Is it to keep up the reputation of being graceful

Or do females legitimately just have better coordination

Either way, I often see girls with neat cursive and handwriting while my handwriting looks closer to Chaos Runes

One day I might accidentally summon a Daemon

And it's from my scrawled on rushed math notes

[solid horizon]

I mean it's mostly a colonialist patriachal eugenist fantasy

so of course it appeals to people who are essentially unable to comprehend satire

[storm jungle]

😭

harsh but true

[crystal forum]

british people being xenophobic? impossible

[daring creek]

I got that vibe instantly ngl

[valid needle]

Kor Phaeron was justified.

[daring creek]

I think the one way for a black gw to become controversial is if some anti woke guy makes a video on him

It feels like the target for anti woke types are determined by the algorithm

[crystal forum]

it's whatever gets the most attention

[daring creek]

Unironically feels like that npc meme

[valid needle]

When I’m not woke I’m napping

[daring creek]

Asleep

[crystal forum]

since they're all crybabies looking for views

[daring creek]

[valid needle]

They’re turning the frogs woke.

[rose thorn]

Genuinely genius kitbash

[solid horizon]

I was reading the official GW legendary proxies list

its is very uncanny ngl

most of the models mentionned don't even exist

[rose thorn]

i know there is an aos one i didnt know there was a 40k one

[solid horizon]

https://assets.warhammer-community.com/warhammer40000_legends_legendaryunits_eng_24.09-0uefelwovp.pdf

[rose thorn]

where the fuck did you find this lmao

[solid horizon]

GW site

I've heard of it before

I have a significant proportion of my army that is legends so I tend to be involved with the topic

[rocky gale]

Wow why didn't I think of that

[solid horizon]

unfortunately the list is very very far from complete

I'd say it lacks 70% of legend/discontinued models

[rose thorn]

??????

[rocky gale]

You're telling me I can run my Celestian squads (left) as a standard Sisters of Battle Squad (Right)

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/the-universe-tim-and-eric-mind-blown-1

[solid horizon]

helbrutes for example replace chaos dreadnoughts, then comes the slaneesh chaos dreadnought

->ECs can't use helbrutes

[heady rivet]

You cant see it but the ones on the left are tatted out like CRAZY

[rose thorn]

AAHAHAHAHAH

[rocky gale]

Can I also run it as a Dominion squad is that allowed?

[solid horizon]

idk read the list and ask james

[rocky gale]

Huh I guess so

It's almost like the same kit built the 3 squads and they all had identical wargear

[solid horizon]

talk about downgrades

interestingly enough you can run loyalist huron as captain in terminator armor against huron blackheart

[rocky gale]

Huh weirdly there's no advice on what to do with Sevarina Raine

[heady rivet]

THESE women are different. They have tuberculosis

[solid horizon]

the list is extremely incomplete

we have to boycott james workshop to release the legendary proxy list

release the legends files

[jade holly]

What if I buy 3 Royal Courts

[rocky gale]

Boycott GW so they release seperate kits for Sisters, Dominions and Celestians

[jade holly]

[solid horizon]

real

GW cannot stop me from running metal 32mm abaddon as 60mm plastic abaddon for tournaments muehehehahaha

for real im getting him in one week, I cannot imagine how cursed would such a minuscule miniature look on such a large base

this is dramatic scale creep

idk why they made commanders be so large

they were fine with norma lscale

[rose thorn]

hey what are ordo malleus inquisitors (i know inquisitors swap ordos alot but like you know what i mean) like most often

[solid horizon]

idk

[sharp pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/pou-me-gif-460726521944463432

[heady rivet]

There's not really a "most often" type for them

[rose thorn]

average 40k videogame community

[solid horizon]

[heady rivet]

Everyone is a "OC pls dont steal" cool person

[solid horizon]

I remember ordo malleus inquisitors in Squad Command

[near wasp]

See chaos gate for a good example of a mallus inquistor

[solid horizon]

they were depicted as grey knights

[rose thorn]

which one? I thought the inquisitor in the new one was a hereticus inquistior

[storm jungle]

Extremely puritan most of the time and just hate chaos

they arent really much to them otherwise

[near wasp]

No she's mallus

[storm jungle]

they tend to be a bit more extreme in measures than normal Inqs

[rose thorn]

that sure does end well

[solid horizon]

inquisitors regardless of fictional or not tend to hate what they hunt yes

blindly

[storm jungle]

Theres limits and levels

Malleus tend to be scarier

[near wasp]

I mean thus is the fate of people who's job is to hunt daemons

[storm jungle]

Yeah exactly lol

[near wasp]

You will eventually deal with corruption

[storm jungle]

Daemons are whole another ballpark compared to cultists and aliens

[solid horizon]

is my memory broken or are grey knights part of this ordo

[near wasp]

And you will fall, it's just a matter of you die before then

Yes they are

[storm jungle]

they are its Chamber Militant yes

[heady rivet]

They are the chambers militant of Malleus

[solid horizon]

ok

the game I discovered 40k with had ordo malleus and depicted inquisitors as grey knights so I always assumed it was the same thing

[storm jungle]

isnt that from like Rogue Trader

lol

[solid horizon]

Squad Command, on DS

lol

[storm jungle]

Jesus christ

actual fossil

[solid horizon]

yeah well

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/im-in-my-prime-funny-ironic-age-old-gif-11480659

[solid horizon]

I used to play that wih my brother even tho I never understood it because I was little back then

[rancid cove]

What.

[heady rivet]

It is NOT. But Dark Heresy TTRPG has a Grey Knight class and it comes with a note like "Dont let your players actually use this because its OP"

[storm jungle]

Relatable

[solid horizon]

it being a literal adaptation of 4th edition rules did NOT help

[storm jungle]

CLICK ON THE VIDEO AND GIVE HIM VIEWS NOW

[storm jungle]

Tbh the entire origin of GK is pretty funny

so i get it

[solid horizon]

so yeah I also love old defilers because of squad command and DoW

[rose thorn]

80% of this is literlaly him lying

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/bF2Rw.gif

[solid horizon]

these games made me believe word bearers were standard chaos legion

I mean it made sense to my child brain because red is opposite of blue

[rancid cove]

I am so tempted to watch to see what the fuck he's talking about

[rose thorn]

It’s AOS lore he is pretending is 40K dw about it

[rose thorn]

Happens a lot

[rancid cove]

Kill all loretubers

[solid horizon]

hang them buy the balls upside down with a hooked chain

[fervent geode]

The only Warhammer channel is Auspex Tactics

[solid horizon]

idk

[storm jungle]

bro

do people legit buy special editions

[solid horizon]

auspex tactics is sometimes difficult to agree with

[storm jungle]

ITS LITERALLY JUST A BORDER WITH A RED FILTER

the normal book cover looks leagues better

christ

[rose thorn]

Ppl usually buy both

If they do

[storm jungle]

Thats kind of sad honestly

[rose thorn]

Source my partner

[storm jungle]

id get it if the special edition cover was actually good

lol

[rocky gale]

Why would I buy both

[rose thorn]

The special edition looks great in a book shelf

[storm jungle]

[rancid cove]

Ngl I kinda like the red version way better

[storm jungle]

Man no wonder GW is making bank

[rocky gale]

If the special edition looks cool I buy it and read it, if it doesn't I buy the regular version and read it

[rose thorn]

The normal version is what you read and take with you lol

[storm jungle]

Bruh

buying the same book 2 times 😭

[solid horizon]

it's like record companies who sell billion different version of the same album with extremely minor reverb change and a different cover and make gold off it

[rocky gale]

I just take the special edition to work and read it

[storm jungle]

Literally

[solid horizon]

this practice is uh

[rose thorn]

Harry Potter and LoTR fans literlaly own the same book 3+ times

[rose thorn]

It’s an 80 dolalrs book

[solid horizon]

only good when the last edition was a long time ago and barely available

[storm jungle]

Okay but thats the point we're making

this is dumb in general

[rocky gale]

Yea, I'm not going to pour acid on it

[heady rivet]

We spend 60 bucks on plastic toys

[rose thorn]

LMAO