#40k-lore-chat

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solid horizon
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no, iron warriors do not have black main with pink shoulderpads

surreal nest
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real people do this btw

wary fulcrum
solid horizon
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nah

hollow lantern
solid horizon
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it's black, light just does that

wary fulcrum
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Metallic black is ‘iron warrior’

I use it as a basecoat for my leadbelcher stuff

surreal nest
solid horizon
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I know what iron warrior is, i use it as gunmetal

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this looks like abby black with a heavy wash

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likely nuln oil

civic gale
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So

solid horizon
wary fulcrum
fervent geode
gleaming gale
surreal nest
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idk krieg fans are droolers

wary fulcrum
surreal nest
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my unnamed gas mask soldiers! they are so cool!

gleaming gale
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"Why don't marines recruit from Krieg?"

surreal nest
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nobody wants those posers!

arctic talon
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Why don’t marines recruit from catachan is the only valid one because it’s funny

solid horizon
near wasp
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Because catacan has it I'm there contract no chapters can recruit from them

solid horizon
fervent geode
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Too strong for the gene seed implants

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The organs die

near wasp
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Lol

gleaming gale
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Catachans are abhumans copium

solid horizon
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they just have a lot of testy

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from chewing tobacco

civic gale
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I give up making marines for now

surreal nest
civic gale
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I'll just try to make funny paint color schemes in sm2

fervent geode
surreal nest
solid horizon
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sly marbo once threw a grenade and killed 9 orks

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then the grenade blew up

gleaming gale
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Canon

fervent geode
storm jungle
solid horizon
storm jungle
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sloppa

solid horizon
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whatcha gonna do

gleaming gale
storm jungle
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read your own faction a bit tourist

gleaming gale
storm jungle
fervent geode
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Everyone knows Sly Marbo marbed the sly until the marbo then Abbadon lost 67 times

solid horizon
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true

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I was horus's talon

solid horizon
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catachanslop is guardslop by inheritance

storm jungle
solid horizon
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the format of MIDI files

gleaming gale
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Guard if it was peak

storm jungle
solid horizon
storm jungle
daring creek
gleaming gale
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Leman Russ Demolisher

daring creek
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why not sky traveler

storm jungle
daring creek
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ngl

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first time watching sopranos

solid horizon
daring creek
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I could not understand LICK

daring creek
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of what they were saying

storm jungle
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lmao

daring creek
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without captions

jade holly
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Generational Gabagool run? 4 videos back to ba- 5 videos back to back

storm jungle
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do you mean the mafia lingo?

gleaming gale
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Or the jersey lingo

solid horizon
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I found the magic trick to get dilara reply with soprano clips : mention anything made/discovered by arkhan land

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therefore

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Land raider

daring creek
storm jungle
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His accent literally changes 5 times in S1

daring creek
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well i was lost asf

storm jungle
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also tbh thats most people for a lot of non-english speaking media

fervent geode
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He’s speaking Jersey it’s ok

storm jungle
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i legit cannot watch most movies without subtitles lol

gleaming gale
storm jungle
fervent geode
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Level of Gabagool in his body

daring creek
solid horizon
daring creek
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I love captions

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great for adhd

jade holly
storm jungle
fervent geode
daring creek
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billy butcher first time hearing him

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it was

storm jungle
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i mean

solid horizon
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my mother is deaf so I grew up used to subtitles I guess

daring creek
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impossible to understand him

storm jungle
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hes got a thick english accent

daring creek
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yeah

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like REAL hard

storm jungle
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sus

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but ill let it go

vagrant fox
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Missus is a xenophobe?

daring creek
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I love all cultures and languages

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except for english

storm jungle
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based

solid horizon
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she can't hate italians, she has an italian friend

daring creek
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true!

solid horizon
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you know what else is true ?

daring creek
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same fucking argument my dad makes!

solid horizon
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||land raider||

daring creek
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does dilara like hate the word land raider

storm jungle
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I dont, idk why hes doing this

gleaming gale
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Dilara just hates smh

solid horizon
storm jungle
daring creek
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land raider.

storm jungle
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for shame

daring creek
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give me apcs

storm jungle
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we got them

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did you not watch adepticon

solid horizon
storm jungle
daring creek
solid horizon
daring creek
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feet too ufcking big

arctic talon
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Paulie smiling at this shit is still funny as hell

daring creek
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also

arctic talon
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Like it’s beautiful

storm jungle
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tbh he is putting up an act

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or just lying to himself

daring creek
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thats a tank

storm jungle
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lmao

solid horizon
arctic talon
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Land Raider is an APC

valid needle
gleaming gale
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raid lander

arctic talon
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Doctrinally

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lol

valid needle
vagrant fox
solid horizon
valid needle
daring creek
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the apc for marines kinda useless for me atm in dow

solid horizon
storm jungle
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bruh i had to ban another marine dude just now

arctic talon
gleaming gale
storm jungle
daring creek
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who who who what did he do

storm jungle
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Corswain's goofy ass legit jinxed me this morning

daring creek
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where

valid needle
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Based Templars

solid horizon
storm jungle
valid needle
storm jungle
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FYI this is what ill post when marine fans here go "loyalist marine fans arent that bad"

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"IVE NEVER SEEN EM THO"

vagrant fox
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Starting off very strong in the top left

storm jungle
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ikr

solid horizon
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I think we should put them in a land raider and ask an heldrake to toss it in a volcano

storm jungle
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like i dont hate space marine fans but holy shit they legit cannot help themselves

valid needle
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lol

storm jungle
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the amount of n-words on that image is killing me

storm jungle
wary fulcrum
daring creek
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the amount of rs is

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comedic

solid horizon
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bros fail to correctly spell negavolt cultists

storm jungle
daring creek
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jfc

storm jungle
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average black templar fan

vagrant fox
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Some of these are really funny

storm jungle
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Ikr

vagrant fox
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the burning cats guy is in there twice, deducting points

storm jungle
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god they are SO fucking random

queen laurel
storm jungle
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oh yeah lemme fix that

daring creek
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pls be a 14 year old

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:(

storm jungle
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im sorry but uh

valid needle
storm jungle
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most of these are grown ass men

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lmao

daring creek
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who am I kidding theyre mid 20s

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oh well.

solid horizon
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I like how 25% of them are AI generated space marines

storm jungle
surreal nest
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LMFAOOO

valid needle
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I remember I was there

daring creek
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It does make chat entertaining

storm jungle
daring creek
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everyone reacting is funny

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is this

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custodes

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again

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isg

wary fulcrum
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Jesus

storm jungle
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yeah lmao

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also reminder guys

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chaos fans are bad

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loyalist fans are completely normal

solid horizon
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oh my god im about to die of cringe

valid needle
jade holly
daring creek
solid horizon
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🎸

valid needle
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Dilara cannot comprehend both chaos marines and loyal marines are bad dudes

storm jungle
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its true

gleaming gale
wary fulcrum
daring creek
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NightLords beat saladmaners in good guys contest

jade holly
solid horizon
daring creek
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its true

valid needle
storm jungle
valid needle
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Absolute dickhead

jade holly
wary fulcrum
arctic talon
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new paint pot spotted in the wild by someone lol

solid horizon
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it's so cursed

wary fulcrum
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Lucius is bad at being a chaos marine

solid horizon
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my brain cannot fathom this picture

arctic talon
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they look bigger

gleaming gale
arctic talon
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for some reason

jade holly
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AM I WRONG THOUGH??

daring creek
solid horizon
gleaming gale
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Yeah, retributor gold is just... yellow now

storm jungle
solid horizon
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though correct and citadel pot are not compatible

vagrant fox
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Abaddon is from the hood?

arctic talon
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I'm deadass lol

daring creek
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ya know what

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yeah he is

arctic talon
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like of the new paint

daring creek
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why tf not

arctic talon
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on something

jade holly
daring creek
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Im allowed to say so

solid horizon
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nobodys getting warhammer paints james

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everybody already switched to vallejo or ak

arctic talon
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nah

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people still get them

daring creek
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Abaddon has the pass.

arctic talon
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some of the stuff GW makes is good

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unfortunately lol

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or fortunately

wary fulcrum
arctic talon
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your choice TopKekSphere

jade holly
arctic talon
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Abaddon is from the hood

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lol

solid horizon
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I use a lot of citadel but that's because it's what I have

storm jungle
solid horizon
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my new acquisitions are either vallejo or ak

wary fulcrum
gleaming gale
# arctic talon do you have an image

I saw it by chance on a reddit post comparing old Balthasar gold to the new one but I can't find the post lol, but it was a big talk that citadel is finally worthless even for metallics

jade holly
solid horizon
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I dont like the citadel pots AT ALL

wary fulcrum
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Which is a ballache

spare osprey
fervent geode
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He’s from a gang because literally everyone from Cthonia was

wary fulcrum
vagrant fox
storm jungle
solid horizon
daring creek
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time to get seltzer

arctic talon
fervent geode
arctic talon
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For the purposes I am using it

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I use like 5 different fucking paint brands

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based on which ones I like

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lol

jade holly
solid horizon
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aba da don, uses horus's pizza cutter and crushes mozzaballs with his claw

arctic talon
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brand loyalty is a myth

solid horizon
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true

vagrant fox
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Asus will reward me for my brand loyalty any day now, don't lie

gleaming gale
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also glue shrinkflation lmao

jade holly
vagrant fox
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why'd i write die

fervent geode
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Army painter citadel and Vallejo are all options, THE ONLY REWARD OF LOYALTY IS BETRAYAL

solid horizon
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AK

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AK is good

fervent geode
fervent geode
solid horizon
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they have a nice selection of browns and greens

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and the paint applies nicely

vagrant fox
spare osprey
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Because I was brand spanking new, I just went into the hobby with a By the Manual mindset.
-# I will never want for drabs or greens again.

wary fulcrum
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I like GW’s because if I’m using one of their guides I don’t have to find a chart which compares them

jade holly
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Wait I’m wrong I’m not looking at an AK paint set I’m looking at Army Painter

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This one to be exact

arctic talon
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Army painter is

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army painter

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lol

fervent geode
arctic talon
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Their new stuff is better

fervent geode
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Yeah

jade holly
arctic talon
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yes

jade holly
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Noice

solid horizon
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"daemonic yellow"
then it's phalanx yellow

gleaming gale
vagrant fox
wary fulcrum
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What about the grimdark emporium for a bajillion coins?

arctic talon
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but yes

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Fanatic is their new lineup

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its way better then the original ones

rocky gale
rocky gale
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Sloptier

jade holly
gleaming gale
rocky gale
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Yeye

arctic talon
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TAMIYA MASTER RACE

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HAIL HAIL HAIL

daring creek
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I love flat chests

fervent geode
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PRAISE THE EXTRA THIN GLUE

gleaming gale
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ALL HAIL TO TAMIYA 🗣️

fervent geode
vagrant fox
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10,000 years to Tamiya

daring creek
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whenever I

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get to elemental council

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at

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some point

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it better be similar to another unrelated story

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or else

arctic talon
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if there is one mini brand

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I am remotely loyal to

jade holly
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All y’all fawning over the Tau when the Necrons have 7’ legends chadgryn

daring creek
arctic talon
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it is Tamiya glue

fervent geode
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And their cutters

gleaming gale
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I'm tempted to get their panel liners for vehicles

arctic talon
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their panel liners are good

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for gunpla

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lol

daring creek
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unless they

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morph them somehow

vagrant fox
hallow saddle
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tamiya extra thin & revell contacta glues

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goates

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then u have a thin one and a thick one

daring creek
vagrant fox
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Getting models sounds like ever more effort, maybe I'll just put it off another year

gleaming gale
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I find it funny they really decided to market this thing

arctic talon
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I've never seen anyone use tamia thick

hallow saddle
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yeah lol

arctic talon
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lol

daring creek
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a sake heater?

arctic talon
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a really shitty base holder

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lol

daring creek
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eh?????????????????????????????

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for paint?

arctic talon
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no

near wasp
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I 3d printed my base holder

hallow saddle
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i like that the first holder they did was peak and its just been getting worse every time

arctic talon
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you hold mini with it

vagrant fox
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the models

daring creek
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oh

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thats dumb asf

gleaming gale
hallow saddle
rocky gale
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Speaking of Tamiya glue, got these bad boys off Ebay for £12.50 because the guy built them wrong and didn't know how to fix them, 5 minutes of adjustment, some spare bits and a dab of glue, good as new

vagrant fox
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You clip based and superior square bases to it like a chad

wary fulcrum
arctic talon
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the old one is good

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the new one is total shit

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you cannot defend this fucking new one

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you can defend GW paint

hallow saddle
arctic talon
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you can defend GW hobby tools

gleaming gale
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They're still keeping the old one, the new one is supposedly for first timer kids or something going on the cheap lol

arctic talon
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you cannot defend this stupid fucking holder lol

wary fulcrum
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GW’s best ever invention was the bendy Warcry ruler

arctic talon
gleaming gale
rocky gale
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There are benefits to being a master tier kitbasher

gleaming gale
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Just to get them frustrated and throw some extra money for the regular holder after their marine fell off 20 times in 5 minutes

arctic talon
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6.50$

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who says GW can't make affordable hobby products

rocky gale
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They don't show it in the pictures, but the new one has a hollow base as well

daring creek
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this reminds me of that apple stand that was like one grand

spare osprey
rocky gale
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So there's no weight to the bottom of it

gleaming gale
arctic talon
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I have yet to see someone defend the new one

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lol

gleaming gale
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I find it more hilarious that someone within the company slipped up the 'eavy metal team doesn't even use GW paints for their showcase minis

arctic talon
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lol

gleaming gale
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Would be funny if it's Duncan's range

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going full circle

limpid granite
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painting buttplug

heady rivet
rocky gale
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The giveaway is when any GW painter leaves the studio and shows you their full list for something, because it will genuinely include a paint from every brand in existence

gleaming gale
arctic talon
gleaming gale
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Peachy switched to Army Painter instantly iirc

arctic talon
solid horizon
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I hold my models by the base and unpainted parts chadgryn

solid horizon
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reasonable

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careful with lead minis

gleaming gale
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Those are especially tasty

heady rivet
gleaming gale
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I order 10 boxes of Krieg guardsmen in advance for my morning cereal

winged jacinth
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I synthesize all my pigments from precursors thats the only way to be a real expert

sacred bluff
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I need GW to start adding female custodes to big name books

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i want the nerds to seethe

winged jacinth
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"I need some white time to do controlled titanium redox"

sacred bluff
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then we push for female space marines 😤

heady rivet
solid horizon
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custodes lady has a good face ngl

heady rivet
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Or like, undecorated steel is what the book says

winged jacinth
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Grey knights are unpainted ceramite

valid needle
gleaming gale
solid horizon
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nvm it looks a bit off on official warhammer display, tho I've seen it excellently painted

wary fulcrum
solid horizon
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most normal mom phenotype

gleaming gale
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is it me or they painted above the actual eyesocket

solid horizon
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its an astartes sized head so it really allows for more detailing

wary fulcrum
winged jacinth
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Re grey knights Their armour is left unpainted, leaving the silver-grey of the ceramite exposed.

heady rivet
winged jacinth
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Oh

solid horizon
rocky gale
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Painting eyes is for nerds

heady rivet
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I wanna say its the Telepathica

solid horizon
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faces are so fun

rocky gale
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Just use shade paint to give darkened eye sockets

gleaming gale
solid horizon
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most complete eye ive done I think

wary fulcrum
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..:

solid horizon
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maybe you just have bad eyesight

wary fulcrum
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Okay to be fair your eyes are like, a perfect way to show my point

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Because you absolutely would not be able to see them from the distance of that custode photo

They’re fucken incredible

winged jacinth
solid horizon
gleaming gale
solid horizon
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I agree my skitarii eyes are not very visible

wary fulcrum
solid horizon
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but thats because the whole model is very visually busy and they have muted eye color (they are basically dead)

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but on some like the ork they are fairly visible due to distinict color

arctic talon
solid horizon
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on such big models as custodes they would be visible as well

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I think GW didnt paint eyebrows thick enough

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and should have made the socket darker

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but then as much as I admire the way GW painters paint trim and highlight stuff, faces arent exactly their thing

winged jacinth
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I think re: eyes pupils are a mistake for most painters but whites and irises are good (with the iris dark to suggest a pupil)

wary fulcrum
wary fulcrum
solid horizon
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I mean, if you are really far away from your minis you might as well just base your minis and only do that

winged jacinth
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If you're a professional you've got the hand to do pupils though and if you're far from the model you just won't see them

rocky gale
heady rivet
winged jacinth
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Its better than just irises but you've gotta be pretty good for pupils to look right

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And usually people arent zooming on on your minis lol

solid horizon
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always work well on your minis, they might look good on photoshoots

winged jacinth
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At the lgs inspecting a 15 year old's space marine with a jewelers loupe

wary fulcrum
solid horizon
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again, eye details depends on the head

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for custodes I'd recomment painting eyes blues

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because even in the distance your eyes will percieve a hue change

winged jacinth
solid horizon
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I have this skitarii who despite being ridiculously tiny

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thanks to whatever black magic of randomness I was doing that day, you can see his (only) eye from afar

wary fulcrum
winged jacinth
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Again though most of the time just put a little iris dot and that will look nice

solid horizon
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yeah

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it's what should be done

winged jacinth
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And if you try and put a pupil they'll probably just end up with a lazy eye lol

solid horizon
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this is why james workshop invented bionic eyes

winged jacinth
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Doing necron faces is so easy it almost makes you forget the gauss tubes
Almost

daring creek
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I was about to say lay off the estrogen

winged jacinth
daring creek
fervent geode
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Two sides of Bangles

daring creek
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Manic Monday

winged jacinth
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And walk like an egyptian?

daring creek
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that one is fine for the most part. I think im just tired of hearing it from jojos

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goated song playing in my head tho

winged jacinth
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Those are the two sides though i imagine

solid horizon
daring creek
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this is obviously a painting you made

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faker

solid horizon
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well

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technically it is a painting

winged jacinth
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Walk like an egyptian is a fun gimmick song manic monday is a good song i'd say

solid horizon
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the canvas is just not really big or flat

daring creek
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chat do I fall asleep to jerma or no

fervent geode
solid horizon
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me when i'm on that good emperor's children crack

fervent geode
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I prefer the 2nd type

daring creek
winged jacinth
fervent geode
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Relatably ghoulish

daring creek
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like I said ITS A PAINTING

winged jacinth
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Got the oil painting filter on

solid horizon
winged jacinth
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Ah insufficient exposure

solid horizon
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and no my army is just piss colored like that

daring creek
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nurgle approved

winged jacinth
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You gotta light shit up for a macro lens

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10x zoom means 1/100th the light hitting the sensor

solid horizon
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This is my base

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literal dirt brown

daring creek
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Hey I'm in the photo!

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:D

winged jacinth
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put me in the screenshot moment

solid horizon
heady rivet
winged jacinth
solid horizon
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my dark mechanicum army is.... dark

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so it's best to take pictures in the dark with a lamp light source

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they are extremely well camouflaged on industrial maps

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... to the point i actually forgot to fire with a squad during a game

solid horizon
daring creek
solid horizon
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yeah no it's skitarii

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doesnt equal with gud

daring creek
winged jacinth
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refraction and diffraction from multiple separated lenses

solid horizon
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yeah there is a slight chromatic aberation when I take pics through these

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most of the times I complete my minis by night

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and there is no good neutral light source so I have to take photos through the lamp

winged jacinth
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i think my electronic eyepiece folder got obliterated last time i had to reset my pc but all the good ones got send on discord at one point or another

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i need more brightness!!!!!

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maybe if i can figure out how the lamp gets replaced i can make some kind of LED array

solid horizon
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bro is a scientist

winged jacinth
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legitimately lol

sterile sun
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whats a vostroyan ogryn family look like

heady rivet
winged jacinth
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BS biochemistry BS chemistry coming soon
went back to school instead of continuing computer science after covid employment trouble and seeing how shitty the industry was getting

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was gonna have to finish a degree to go farther anyway

storm jungle
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😭

winged jacinth
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i think they're asking a question instead of saying that is one lol

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probably a lot like a regular vostroyan family but ogryns

storm jungle
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Thats not really how it works though

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ogryns are auxillary/off-worlders

winged jacinth
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i guess they probably come direct from an ogryn world yeah

storm jungle
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Yea the costumes prob get custom made for that reason

winged jacinth
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ogryn likely dont stay so ogryny if you put them on a world with a normal environment for too many generations

storm jungle
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Dont forget this is 40k and the writers dont know how evolution works

sharp pollen
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they become twinkgryns

storm jungle
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they're ogryns forever

winged jacinth
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true

storm jungle
winged jacinth
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ogryns did become water ogryns!

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somehow!

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someone must have made pelagers

sacred ginkgo
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The duality of man

winged jacinth
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i like to think the ogryn jaw is an inextricable part of their genome

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its regulated by the same genes that develop their heart

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are votann still from high gravity worlds and thats why they're short despite that not making sense in multiple ways

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oh wait i forgot they do the clone thing now

storm jungle
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Thats like for their VERY first generation on why they are dwarves as an explanation, after that its just the Cores making them like that

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however yes the lore still gets high/low gravity worlds COMPLETELY reverse

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lmao

sterile sun
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talltann

storm jungle
winged jacinth
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presumably theres a lot of voidborn votann but cloneskeins means whatever

storm jungle
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they are short species-wide ye

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the Cores do genetically modify them for whatever reason a homebrew/writer might wnat for a specific League but they dont do the extended height thing as it kinda defeats the point lol

winged jacinth
#

sci fi writers cant technically be wrong about the astronomy of super-earths vs regular earths in terms of presence in the galactic core because super-earths are way easier to detect so we really have no idea

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i have to assume thats a really tightly targeted joke in the helldivers lore
a super-earth is a thing astronomically but none of the super earths have ever been a super-earth

full obsidian
#

i just assumed that 40k was like star wars and every planet is just earth like

winged jacinth
#

(as you might guess its just a really big rocky planet)

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nah 40k has a lot of habitable worlds but its a tiny minority of systems

sterile sun
#

salt the solar system with necron tombs

fervent geode
#

Sea worlds

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Tidally locked worlds

queen laurel
winged jacinth
#

a million worlds is not a lot for 100-400 billion stars in the galaxy, most of which we think have planetary systems

fervent geode
#

Planet Hungary

queen laurel
#

there are many variety of world types out there

fervent geode
#

It’s very varied

winged jacinth
#

also 40k has ancient alien terraformers

fervent geode
#

Ye Maiden Worlds

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And others

storm jungle
fervent geode
#

But they somehow control the Milky Way coz James forgot the Milky Way is a trillion planets

flat nimbus
winged jacinth
#

the idea of a "front line" in space only holds together by limiting travel mostly to "safe" warp lanes

winged jacinth
#

i assume just like the real milky way most of the planets are airless rocks or balls of gas

flat nimbus
storm jungle
#

no like thats the thing

fervent geode
storm jungle
#

you can control "important warp lanes"

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the galaxy is still gigantic

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lmao

fervent geode
#

The Imperium barely exists in the Nihilus anyway

#

Free booty

storm jungle
#

yeah they are non-existant there presence wise

sterile sun
#

free booty

storm jungle
#

party time AWOOGA

winged jacinth
#

i mean in terms of like, having a war front and not just being flown past
which is what happens with the necrons lol, they dont rely on warp lanes and they just show up wherever

#

another reason to be terrified of the tau!

#

the imperium probably has no idea about slipstream drives though

rocky gale
#

Star Wars is also like super habitable because the known universe was basically crafted/engineered by the Celestials

full obsidian
#

so we do actually have any idea what the 1 million worlds the imperium suppossedly have actually represent? How many of those are major developed worlds like hive worlds, agri worlds, forge worlds etc or could a lot of them just be some distant colonies that arent really cared about?

fervent geode
#

Who was the guy saying that Ferrus Manus will take over the T’au, turn it into a worse dictatorship and make a huge war on the scourge stars that destroys everything

winged jacinth
#

though ironically the fact that the tau do take humans into the empire means they could be infiltrated if a flexible inquisitor cared to

#

1 million is a random number they picked

#

not even the administratum knows

fervent geode
#

There are entire systems that have been lost somehow like Beta Garmon

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Presumably via Mandeville points and warp lanes being forgotten

winged jacinth
#

if someone cared theres probably more agri worlds than hive worlds in order to support them, and fewer forge worlds than hive worlds because forge worlds are hive worlds run directly by the admech

sterile sun
#

wheres the tabletop wargame world surely its somewhere in the imperium

#

maybe a world that sells plasteel crack

storm jungle
#

its just a catch-all wide term

#

the Imperium conquers and loses worlds daily too

fervent geode
storm jungle
#

so it doesnt really matter

fervent geode
#

They play tourney

winged jacinth
#

most planets or regional cultures have their own pastimes so theres probably many that have wargames

#

if i were a GW writer i'd think it was a little too trite to put in any given setting though lol

storm jungle
#

its possible but the writers just dont wanna bother usually

winged jacinth
#

especially since the most likely incarnation of it in universe would be the imperiums forces vs the enemy of man lol

#

so they'd be playing religiously compliant 40k

sterile sun
#

games manufactorum

winged jacinth
#

im almost 100% sure no one at games workshop has ever considered the relative abundance of various kinds of planet in the imperium

flat nimbus
flat nimbus
winged jacinth
#

this would be like if destiny had people playing a videogame that was almost exactly destiny lol

#

god they should have made blood bowl its own world in age of sigmar

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"we cant get them to fight wars on anything but grass honestly im kinda scared"

flat nimbus
#

Nuffle and Sigmar trading worldcrafting tips

sterile sun
#

sugmar

fervent geode
#

Age of Susmar

winged jacinth
flat nimbus
#

somewhere, there’s a poor Servitor desperately trying to actually catalog every Imperium world (they have a world all to themselves just for the paperwork)

winged jacinth
#

and theres a pretty large proportion of intermediate development worlds i think? but who knows lol

#

the imperium regularly loses worlds, not in the military sense

#

they just get forgotten about until someone finds a record and shows up demanding back tithe

fervent geode
#

Yeah they just keep paying the tithe occasionally and the administratum doesn’t have to think about them

young pecan
#

"I don't believe in that moon mission stuff"
"Why"
"Because AI and stuff"

#

I hate my fellow working class man

sterile sun
#

which moon

surreal nest
#

Past few weeks have been eye opening

young pecan
#

Like if the government was trying to trick you out of money as the reason for NASA existing, they already do that without needing a reason in the first place

#

That seems like a really really costly cover-up just to do what they already do for free

#

Not to mention intentionally seeking the best and brightest to gaslight that specific group of people into thinking space and physics are real

civic gale
#

MFS

#

legion of the damned

young pecan
#

Yeah that's a great conspiracy theory that you spent more than five seconds thinking about

civic gale
#

does the inquisition know about them?

storm jungle
#

I think so?

#

they are a documented case for some

civic gale
#

so they know about these guys

#

who came from the warp

#

are essentially covered in fire

storm jungle
#

That is what they are yes.

civic gale
#

and are loyal to the emperor

storm jungle
#

but yeah the Inquisition is not a monolith organisation, some would know they exist others wouldnt from eyewitnesses etc, every Inquisition cell/conclave kinda does their own shit

civic gale
#

then why tf is my phantom armory that big a deal? fuck me man fine they come from the warp too which gives them access to ethereal weaponry

storm jungle
#

Huh?

flat nimbus
civic gale
#

ive been trying to make a warp based chapter which are loyalists

sterile sun
#

primaris damned legionnaire

storm jungle
#

wdym "warp based"

near wasp
#

Bro tried to make a psyker chapter of Marines and we explained the cons of what they'd deal with

storm jungle
#

Oh

civic gale
#

bassicly

#

shit if i knew warp chapters like those fuckers exists i'd just said something like that too

storm jungle
#

I mean yeah you cannot make a psyker chapter unless they just have a lot of Librarians with tactical marines as support, that would just bring way too much suspicion otherwise.

civic gale
#

honestly tho?

storm jungle
#

also the Legion of the Damned are not really a Chapter, they are literal ghostly apparitions that appear and leave on the whim of the plot

surreal nest
#

Blood Ravens will turn into the first all psyker chapter after their lost gene seed tweaks the fuck out and they become a heretical faction halfway through DoW 4

young pecan
civic gale
#

you guy were actually right what i wanted is cannonically gonna be hunted down

storm jungle
#

well yeah the Imperium sucks

#

thats unfortunately the norm for most Chapters that go out of line

surreal nest
#

You can have a loyalist chapter that still fights for the imperium but on the run that works

civic gale
#

sorry if i seemed angry, BUT with the new legion of the damned knowledged i can do so much shit

surreal nest
#

Like vigilantes

#

Renegade if you will

storm jungle
#

I mean they arent acknowledged

storm jungle
#

its literally just "yeah we know they exist"

#

they arent some faction that just appear at meetings and go "yeah we are coming too"

#

they are ghosts nobody can do anything about

civic gale
#

nah i was lowkey getting pissed off because fact were getting thrown and me and killing my ideas

near wasp
#

I mean somebody trapped one but that didn't end well

storm jungle
#

yeah again they are ghosts

civic gale
#

but a loyalist chapter that can just....fucking pop up, kill for the emperor and vanish without trace because "ghost fuckery" hell yeah sign me up

near wasp
#

We weren't discounting your ideas we were telling you what your chapter would have to deal with

civic gale
#

at the time without the necessary knowledge i was lowkey thinking "fuck me man i cant do shit it gets shot down all the time"

storm jungle
#

I mean the lore allows freedom but theres set-rules for these things

civic gale
#

you were just throwing facts which i understood i didnt however know how to work around em

near wasp
#

Almost any not cookie cutter chapter is gonna have struggles and things they need to hide

civic gale
#

fair

storm jungle
#

its also one of the reasons uh imperium factions usually suck to do homebrew if you wanna have more "liberty"

#

beause they are all a part of the institution so lol

civic gale
#

yeah fair

young pecan
#

A flaw in a marine chapter is usually the coolest part about them tbh

#

Which is why blueberries are so fucking boring

hollow lantern
#

The most fun I had home brewing SM chapters was doing like, one off marines for them for deathwatch

near wasp
#

You have more psykers cool the inquistors are gonna keep a close eye on you

#

If they think your chapter is corrupt they might declare you renagades

hollow lantern
#

Death Spectres are a neat "more psykers" chapter

near wasp
#

They might just declare you traitor because they don't like you

young pecan
#

Higher ranking inquisitors could even hold a grudge and be annoying bureaucrats to the chapter

#

Constantly trying to "erm acktchually" you and looking for excuses to accuse you

storm jungle
#

basically Obama's presidency

#

🫡

rancid cove
#

Obamna

surreal nest
storm jungle
#

"HE WORE A TAN SUIT, REMOVE HIM FROM OFFICE NOOOW"

rancid cove
#

Didn't you know? Tan suits are the mark of the devil and shall bring bad luck to the entire nation!

tough haven
rancid cove
opaque coyote
#

So fun fact about Dead Space

#

You see the devs originally were worried

#

About having the gore look too cheap

#

So what they did was simple

#

Look at actual gore videos of wars and car crashes to make sure that people looked truly fucked up.

#

However that's not the most extreme part

#

The most fucked up part is that for the necromorph

#

To get a feel and reference for how the Marker would fuck up a body

#

They actually grabbed a dead goat

#

Cut off it's limbs and rearranged it on its body

#

The images in the original menu

#

Are also of said dead goat

#

Decomposing

civic gale
#

wait so

#

do we have a confirmation of what the legion of the damned are?

civic gale
#

i heard of that theory

heady rivet
#

Its not a theory

#

Its literally canon

civic gale
#

oh-

heady rivet
#

Has been for like

#

15 years or so

heady rivet
#

Like 1988

civic gale
#

saw a video going into some detail but ofc youtubers dont show/know everything

heady rivet
storm jungle
#

they are literally just warp-ghosts

heady rivet
#

He just relays word-for-word from the sourcebooks, gives a meta history as well

#

And is British enough to catch the cultural references

sacred bluff
heady rivet
#

Some guy made a huuuuge video calling out 40k loretubers for not knowing any lore and his entire Ian section was just "Yeah his lore vids are fine his personal opinions he doesnt put in his main vids are just pro-retcon"

storm jungle
#

LMAO

#

pro retcon being of course "hes an adult that doesnt give a shit about this stuff because its just toys AND THAT OFFENDS ME"

heady rivet
storm jungle
#

Oh my god man always the same shit lol

heady rivet
#

But nevertheless even he was like "Yeah his lore vids are just the book"

outer wave
sacred bluff
#

calling someone pro-retcon just reads like "don't add women to my lore"

storm jungle
#

Basically lol

#

the 40k's fandoms approach to retcons is "Its okay and i dont care UNTIL it triggers my racism/sexism."

outer wave
heady rivet
storm jungle
#

no one batted an eye at Leontus just being this new Lord Solar character but if he was a woman everyone would be bitching lol

storm jungle
#

or bonus points if hes still a guy but is black

heady rivet
#

And women would ruin our homoeroticism

vagrant fox
#

Have they been mad about the Chem Dogs cover art yet

sacred bluff
#

my only world eaters model is a black one 😤 ✊🏻

heady rivet
outer wave
vagrant fox
#

black guy

solid horizon
#

chaos squat retcon is clearly small people discrimination ableism

sacred bluff
#

dear god if Joytoy gives us female custodes figures i'm buying it

heady rivet
outer wave
heady rivet
storm jungle
storm jungle
#

people really got no idea how backward and more bigoted the studio was then too

heady rivet
storm jungle
#

they had some guy in the studio in a ruling position who literally just did not allow female necrons lol

sacred bluff
heady rivet
heady rivet
storm jungle
heady rivet
#

He practiced that in the mirror, right? Like you dont just do that

storm jungle
#

bro he practiced his entire life in the mirror

#

bro does nothing but aura farm

heady rivet
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solid horizon
storm jungle
solid horizon
#

sex difference barely has any impact

storm jungle
storm jungle
#

its inclusive and cool

solid horizon
#

idk, I like my necrons as sexless skellies

#

it's inclusive for everyone

storm jungle
#

I mean yeah thats you, a minority fan

#

people want some different stuff in their armies

solid horizon
#

how tf do you even represent a female necron

heady rivet
heady rivet
storm jungle
heady rivet
#

That being said

solid horizon
#

im pretty sure if I take away your flesh and organs you are a skeleton like me

storm jungle
#

Yeah but i identify as a woman still

#

its not about appearances lol

solid horizon
#

"in their armies"

heady rivet
#

Necron got drip and its NOT hard to give them drip that shows "woman" similar to how some have those little fake beards

storm jungle
#

Same thing.

heady rivet
#

Egypt

solid horizon
#

are we writing fanfics for every model in the army

storm jungle
#

a female necron in an artwork has those uhhh

#

pillar hats female egyptians wear as one example

#

so again, people like it

#

stop being a chud

solid horizon
#

so ur telling me this is a woman omg

storm jungle
#

Thats not a modern necron

solid horizon
solid horizon
solid horizon
#

whas ur point then

storm jungle
#

That its cool. Said it 5m ago

sacred bluff
#

no more chuds

storm jungle
#

what is your point lmao

storm jungle
solid horizon
#

my point is

#

I like necrons as sexless genderless beings

storm jungle
#

Cool. Tons of people dont.

#

Anything else

sacred bluff
#

our point is to get rid of the incel community that despises women and hates seeing them added to more lore

solid horizon
#

this is why it's called a personal opinion

storm jungle
#

because like

#

pre-2018 literally every 40k army minus SoB was just...

#

white guys the army

#

lol

sacred bluff
#

i never joke about incels noper

storm jungle
#

but yeah its why all Warhammer ranges now are really unisex

solid horizon
#

we should place incels in cells

storm jungle
#

which is a day and night difference compared to older 40k

heady rivet
solid horizon
storm jungle
#

again

heady rivet
sacred bluff
#

i can't wait for gendered necron models, more ork females, etc

storm jungle
#

Its cooler when an actual company that makes these things does that. Because it gives you even more incentive to not be afraid to test these things and just feel represented.

#

"just do it yourself" is a very lazy point of view, especially back when Warhammer had none of this

hollow lantern
sacred bluff
#

people prefer that GW makes these additions to give representation

#

Simple

heady rivet
solid horizon
#

I disagree, warhammer at least in the model community - has always been supportive of do it yourself stuff

storm jungle
#

Disagree all you want. Its reality.

sacred bluff
#

no tey haven't

storm jungle
#

also that yeah

hollow lantern
#

What exactly are we arguing about

solid horizon
#

idk

sacred bluff
#

they're supportive in the terms of paint, not how you choose to represent them. If you say your army is female space marines, i doubt the community wouldn't throw a tantrum

solid horizon
#

schiz0 rambling about plastic guys not fitting someone's personal view

storm jungle
#

basically not realising a lot of people appreciate the unisex range approach GW is doing to the hobby officially

sacred bluff
#

it's nice to weed these people out nod

hollow lantern
#

My personal stance is "I don't give a fuck what you do with your models"

hollow lantern
storm jungle
#

Also i just realised

solid horizon
#

you realised that land raider

storm jungle
#

"Just do them yourself" is an even worse response if like say your faction literally does not have any female head options etc

#

lmao

sacred bluff
#

It's like the "i don't care if you're gay" crowd

solid horizon
storm jungle
#

was waiting for that reply lmao

solid horizon
#

no

storm jungle
#

Yes

#

stop being a chud, again

solid horizon
#

they strip away the creativity

storm jungle
#

They dont

#

thats a crazy take

solid horizon
#

do you have models

hollow lantern
rancid cove
heady rivet
storm jungle
sacred bluff
hollow lantern
#

Do whatever you want

#

Just don't hurt people or fuck kids, yk?

solid horizon
#

I just wanna make clear im not a chud or an incel

sacred bluff
solid horizon
#

if anything people who complain about random "woke" stuff (loyalists most of the time) both cringe me out and make me laugh

#

I think people should be allowed to do whatever the fuck they want

sacred bluff
#

I wouldn't even call them loyalist

solid horizon
#

regardless of if GW gives you the material for it or no

storm jungle
#

I feel like we've entirely lost the topic as is lol

solid horizon
tough haven
wary fulcrum
solid horizon
# heady rivet

pffff I feel like I should have never ever spoken a word here

storm jungle
#

I mean

#

you are literally digging yourself into a hole

#

lol

hollow lantern
#

Idk man who gives a fuck

solid horizon
#

with what shovel

storm jungle
#

same

#

anyway

hollow lantern
#

Let people do what makes them happy

solid horizon
#

thats my point

#

but ok

hollow lantern
storm jungle
solid horizon
#

I think it's too easy to misinterpret text on internet

storm jungle
hollow lantern
sacred ginkgo
#

I hate dropping in here at the tail end of schenanigans

storm jungle
#

LOL

solid horizon
storm jungle
solid horizon
#

it means

#

land raider

heady rivet
storm jungle
storm jungle
#

some kits have them evenly split