#40k-lore-chat
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real people do this btw
They’re not black main
They’re the actual GW colour ‘iron warrior’
nah
Amazing self restraint not putting a shovel on it
it's black, light just does that
Metallic black is ‘iron warrior’
I use it as a basecoat for my leadbelcher stuff
there is no way that is iron warrior paint
I know what iron warrior is, i use it as gunmetal
this looks like abby black with a heavy wash
likely nuln oil
So
what the jin roh
This is Iron Warrior
Can’t remember if it’s nuln or agrax wash though

Why tho
idk krieg fans are droolers
Smol head hard to shoot
my unnamed gas mask soldiers! they are so cool!
"Why don't marines recruit from Krieg?"
nobody wants those posers!
Why don’t marines recruit from catachan is the only valid one because it’s funny
doesnt matter, looks like a 32mm base
they wouldnt fit in the armor
Because catacan has it I'm there contract no chapters can recruit from them
they'd look like original metal and space crusade space marines mini proportion wise
Lol
Catachans are abhumans 
I give up making marines for now
the organs grow carnivorous
I'll just try to make funny paint color schemes in sm2
They eat the Astartes organs
GOD BLESS MY WHITE BLOOD CELLS FIGHTING OFF THE MIDSTARTES INFECTION
Canon
Brother Apothecary! His body is eating the maintainer!
Chuck Norris jokes in 2026, bleak
no it's clearly a sly marbo deed
whatcha gonna do
Read the lore tourist
Already did, he barely has any
read your own faction a bit tourist

Everyone knows Sly Marbo marbed the sly until the marbo then Abbadon lost 67 times
cool I suppose
catachanslop is guardslop by inheritance
Mid.
Guard if it was peak
🦗
land raider
thats a cricket dummy
cadia
Leman Russ Demolisher
why not sky traveler
onager dunecrawler M.U.L.E.
I could not understand LICK
of what they were saying
without captions
Generational Gabagool run? 4 videos back to ba- 5 videos back to back
do you mean the mafia lingo?
Or the jersey lingo
I found the magic trick to get dilara reply with soprano clips : mention anything made/discovered by arkhan land
therefore
Land raider
i meant tonys accent I had issue with. or im miss remembering. I cant do anything without captions 🥀
His accent literally changes 5 times in S1
well i was lost asf
also tbh thats most people for a lot of non-english speaking media
He’s speaking Jersey it’s ok
i legit cannot watch most movies without subtitles lol
It's the ducks
Its the balls
Level of Gabagool in his body
i can handle it in theaters i think
deaf people thing to do ngl
The gabagool makes the man
what does that even mean

i mean
my mother is deaf so I grew up used to subtitles I guess
impossible to understand him
hes got a thick english accent
Missus is a xenophobe?
based
she can't hate italians, she has an italian friend
true!
you know what else is true ?
same fucking argument my dad makes!
||land raider||
does dilara like hate the word land raider
I dont, idk why hes doing this
Dilara just hates smh
Coming from the biggest guard incel in here
land raider.
for shame
give me apcs
Foetid Bloat Drone
🫵
no

feet too ufcking big
Paulie smiling at this shit is still funny as hell
also
Like it’s beautiful
thats a tank
lmao
land raider
Land Raider is an APC
So peak
raid lander
Peak
Ah joisy, what an awful place
Absolute cinema
the apc for marines kinda useless for me atm in dow
bruh i had to ban another marine dude just now
Black Templar fan by chance?
Yes lmao
who who who what did he do
Corswain's goofy ass legit jinxed me this morning
where
Based Templars
Im adding him to the chart
Peak
FYI this is what ill post when marine fans here go "loyalist marine fans arent that bad"
"IVE NEVER SEEN EM THO"

Starting off very strong in the top left
ikr
I think we should put them in a land raider and ask an heldrake to toss it in a volcano
like i dont hate space marine fans but holy shit they legit cannot help themselves
lol
the amount of n-words on that image is killing me
indeed lol
Whoa whoa whoa
That accent isn’t from any part of England
bros fail to correctly spell negavolt cultists
i legit laughed at some of these
jfc
average black templar fan
Some of these are really funny
Ikr
the burning cats guy is in there twice, deducting points
god they are SO fucking random
They are definitely the type to say
We should call this enemy the slur we made up and it just ends gger
oh yeah lemme fix that
im sorry but uh
I like how 25% of them are AI generated space marines
one of my favorite running tropes
LMFAOOO
I remember I was there
It does make chat entertaining
-10 points
Jesus
yeah lmao
also reminder guys
chaos fans are bad
loyalist fans are completely normal
oh my god im about to die of cringe
They are
YEEAAAH
Dilara cannot comprehend both chaos marines and loyal marines are bad dudes
its true
God forbid Master Lazarus have a little motion
Name one bad chaos Marine
NightLords beat saladmaners in good guys contest
Erebus
tough one ngl
its true
Lucius the eternal
we sad bad, not based
Absolute dickhead
I call him Freaky Nemesis
Okay that’s on me, that bar was far too low
new paint pot spotted in the wild by someone lol
OH NOOOO
it's so cursed
Lucius is bad at being a chaos marine
my brain cannot fathom this picture
they look bigger
Oh yeah they also changed the metallics, they no longer have the flakes
for some reason
AM I WRONG THOUGH??
guh seriously?
Didn't they deadass make "warhammer color"
looks the correct size
Yeah, retributor gold is just... yellow now
Im sorry little one
though correct and citadel pot are not compatible
Abaddon is from the hood?
do you have an image
I'm deadass lol
like of the new paint
why tf not
on something
They rebranded Citadel to Warhammer yes
Im allowed to say so
nobodys getting warhammer paints james
everybody already switched to vallejo or ak
Abaddon has the pass.
Isn’t he from a mining gang?
your choice 
I’m planning to get an AK starter set and some ProAcryllic
I use a lot of citadel but that's because it's what I have
He yearned for the mines idk
my new acquisitions are either vallejo or ak
I used to, but if they’re not actually metallic anymore I’ll be converting fully
I saw it by chance on a reddit post comparing old Balthasar gold to the new one but I can't find the post lol, but it was a big talk that citadel is finally worthless even for metallics
If he were a mafia leader he’d be Aba da Don 
I dont like the citadel pots AT ALL
Which is a ballache
I'm the dumb whore getting Vallejo and Citidel.
He’s from a gang because literally everyone from Cthonia was
Twinsies!
Yeah but he was the son of the mafia boss so he was a pampered little boy
Cthonia was literally underground detroit yeah
I read this with da accent
time to get seltzer
tbh mephiston red is still the best red unfortunately lol
A little better than that
For the purposes I am using it
I use like 5 different fucking paint brands
based on which ones I like
lol
Franken paint
aba da don, uses horus's pizza cutter and crushes mozzaballs with his claw
brand loyalty is a myth
true
Asus will reward me for my brand loyalty any day now, don't lie
also glue shrinkflation lmao
Da Don brings honor to Horus’s Pizzeria
why'd i write die
Army painter citadel and Vallejo are all options, THE ONLY REWARD OF LOYALTY IS BETRAYAL
Your reward will be to became a computer support AI
Should look into em
The Tau seem okay with this fate
Because I was brand spanking new, I just went into the hobby with a By the Manual mindset.
-# I will never want for drabs or greens again.
I like GW’s because if I’m using one of their guides I don’t have to find a chart which compares them
Wait I’m wrong I’m not looking at an AK paint set I’m looking at Army Painter
This one to be exact
My man wants to be a T’au
Their new stuff is better
Yeah
Is that box their new stuff?
yes
Noice
"daemonic yellow"
then it's phalanx yellow
Didn't they release some new set with marketing from John Blanche or something?
Have you seen the fanart of the tau women? Outta my way boy I'm getting brainwashed
What about the grimdark emporium for a bajillion coins?
Fanatic still has some shit paints imo
but yes
Fanatic is their new lineup
its way better then the original ones
First mistake was buying GW glue
Mah man.
Sloptier
You guys run ahead, I’ll hold off these tau women for the Greater Go- I mean for the Emperor
Me too
pls
Tamiya plastic glue master race
Yeye
I love flat chests
PRAISE THE EXTRA THIN GLUE
ALL HAIL TO TAMIYA 🗣️
I love myself
10,000 years to Tamiya
whenever I
get to elemental council
at
some point
it better be similar to another unrelated story
or else
All y’all fawning over the Tau when the Necrons have 7’ legends 

it is Tamiya glue
And their cutters
I'm tempted to get their panel liners for vehicles
Necrons have no butt im afraid
unless they
morph them somehow
You mean Altar of Maws, right? That's the good one
tamiya extra thin & revell contacta glues
goates
then u have a thin one and a thick one
nah something more vile
Getting models sounds like ever more effort, maybe I'll just put it off another year
I find it funny they really decided to market this thing
I've never seen anyone use tamia thick
yeah lol
Literally no one I know has said this thing is good.
And I know people who swear by GW paint
lol
tf is that
a sake heater?
no
I 3d printed my base holder
i like that the first holder they did was peak and its just been getting worse every time
you hold mini with it
the models
I'd kill to get the old chunky one
saaaame, i dont have any
Speaking of Tamiya glue, got these bad boys off Ebay for £12.50 because the guy built them wrong and didn't know how to fix them, 5 minutes of adjustment, some spare bits and a dab of glue, good as new
You clip based and superior square bases to it like a chad
I’ve got the OG one
It’s pretty decent tbh
the old one is good
the new one is total shit
you cannot defend this fucking new one
you can defend GW paint
model holders are amazing for painting, its just this design super sux
you can defend GW hobby tools
They're still keeping the old one, the new one is supposedly for first timer kids or something going on the cheap lol
you cannot defend this stupid fucking holder lol
GW’s best ever invention was the bendy Warcry ruler
Looks nice
what a deal
lmfao
ah so its designed to scam children lmao
basically
There are benefits to being a master tier kitbasher
Just to get them frustrated and throw some extra money for the regular holder after their marine fell off 20 times in 5 minutes
They don't show it in the pictures, but the new one has a hollow base as well
this reminds me of that apple stand that was like one grand
Truly.
A doo-hickey.
So there's no weight to the bottom of it
Literal 3d printed shit lmao
I find it more hilarious that someone within the company slipped up the 'eavy metal team doesn't even use GW paints for their showcase minis

It's inspirational.
its a clusterfuck of dif paint brands iirc
lol
painting buttplug
The giveaway is when any GW painter leaves the studio and shows you their full list for something, because it will genuinely include a paint from every brand in existence
TBF Duncan was using citadel nearly exclusively until he started his own brand long after he left
deadass it might be included lol
Peachy switched to Army Painter instantly iirc
mfw I hear of some fucking paint brand founded in Yugoslavia thats been defunct for 20 years
I hold my models by the base and unpainted parts 
I eat my models
Those are especially tasty
Those are his favorite
I order 10 boxes of Krieg guardsmen in advance for my morning cereal
I synthesize all my pigments from precursors thats the only way to be a real expert
God tier: Leave them gray
I need GW to start adding female custodes to big name books
i want the nerds to seethe
"I need some white time to do controlled titanium redox"
then we push for female space marines 😤
I forget who in the Adepta Terra it is that canonically just has grey-armored as if they're unpainted
custodes lady has a good face ngl
Or like, undecorated steel is what the book says
Grey knights are unpainted ceramite
Knights Errant I guess
Which one is the new one
IIRC it was menitoned somewhere that ceramite is literally grey under the paint overall
nvm it looks a bit off on official warhammer display, tho I've seen it excellently painted
Yeah I remember reading tbat
Always led to the idea that the grey plastic is unpainted ceramite
most normal mom phenotype
is it me or they painted above the actual eyesocket
its an astartes sized head so it really allows for more detailing
They shouldn’t really paint eyes anyways
If someone was that far away from you, you wouldn’t be able to see eye colour
Re grey knights Their armour is left unpainted, leaving the silver-grey of the ceramite exposed.
No no, its not Space Marines. Its one of the admin branches armed forces
Oh
you should absolutely paint eyes
Painting eyes is for nerds
I wanna say its the Telepathica
Just use shade paint to give darkened eye sockets
nah, they have dudes in black armour
most complete eye ive done I think
Shade it, but you shouldnt paint it unless they have anime eyes
If a human was as far away as that custode that their head was that size, you wouldnt be able to make out eyes
..:
maybe you just have bad eyesight
Okay to be fair your eyes are like, a perfect way to show my point
Because you absolutely would not be able to see them from the distance of that custode photo
They’re fucken incredible
Carapace is also mostly ceramite so maybe part of the solar auxilia back in 30k? Or some scion unit?
depends on the lighting and colors used tbh
I agree my skitarii eyes are not very visible
I mean legit, they’re fantastic
but thats because the whole model is very visually busy and they have muted eye color (they are basically dead)
but on some like the ork they are fairly visible due to distinict color
The cheapest one
on such big models as custodes they would be visible as well
I think GW didnt paint eyebrows thick enough
and should have made the socket darker
but then as much as I admire the way GW painters paint trim and highlight stuff, faces arent exactly their thing
I think re: eyes pupils are a mistake for most painters but whites and irises are good (with the iris dark to suggest a pupil)
Not really, if a person is far away enough their head is less than an inch big, you can’t make eyes out
They are very plucked
I mean, if you are really far away from your minis you might as well just base your minis and only do that
If you're a professional you've got the hand to do pupils though and if you're far from the model you just won't see them
They are saying that if you were far away enough from a person that the looked the same scale the mini you wouldn't be able to make out their eye colour
No no, its specifically one of the admin groups. During a flare-up in some infighting. I'm trying to find it now lole
Its better than just irises but you've gotta be pretty good for pupils to look right
And usually people arent zooming on on your minis lol
always work well on your minis, they might look good on photoshoots
At the lgs inspecting a 15 year old's space marine with a jewelers loupe
Not minis, people
At a hundred meters you can’t make details of faces out, but can see clothes and maybe silhouette
If someone is so far that their head is under an inch, you can see details like clothes and the like, but you won’t be able to see eye colour
again, eye details depends on the head
for custodes I'd recomment painting eyes blues
because even in the distance your eyes will percieve a hue change
You do realize that everything is just in proportion right
If you painted it photorealistic it would look right at all distances
I have this skitarii who despite being ridiculously tiny
thanks to whatever black magic of randomness I was doing that day, you can see his (only) eye from afar
To be honest, Iron Warrior is the closest I’ve ever seen to that
Again though most of the time just put a little iris dot and that will look nice
And if you try and put a pupil they'll probably just end up with a lazy eye lol
this is why james workshop invented bionic eyes
Doing necron faces is so easy it almost makes you forget the gauss tubes
Almost
oh thats a custodes yeah
I was about to say lay off the estrogen
The twinkest of blood angels

Two sides of Bangles
Manic Monday
And walk like an egyptian?
that one is fine for the most part. I think im just tired of hearing it from jojos
goated song playing in my head tho
Those are the two sides though i imagine
this is the guy, obviously the photo has to be blurry to discredit my point
Walk like an egyptian is a fun gimmick song manic monday is a good song i'd say
the canvas is just not really big or flat
-Francisco Goya
chat do I fall asleep to jerma or no
Twink
me when i'm on that good emperor's children crack
wtf sans
What is up with your camera lol
Relatably ghoulish
like I said ITS A PAINTING
Got the oil painting filter on
pics were taken through a magnifing lens lol
Ah insufficient exposure
and no my army is just piss colored like that
nurgle approved
You gotta light shit up for a macro lens
10x zoom means 1/100th the light hitting the sensor
put me in the screenshot moment
photo was taken thru one of these
Crackkker spotted
this is why im pissed i cant retrofit my microscope with a brighter lamp its really not sufficient for the 1000x objective+eyepiece
my dark mechanicum army is.... dark
so it's best to take pictures in the dark with a lamp light source
they are extremely well camouflaged on industrial maps
... to the point i actually forgot to fire with a squad during a game
whar
das how u kno its gud..
huh maybe im sending brain worms to other ppl via telepathy
oh that is a different thing that can cause the visual effect lol
refraction and diffraction from multiple separated lenses
yeah there is a slight chromatic aberation when I take pics through these
most of the times I complete my minis by night
and there is no good neutral light source so I have to take photos through the lamp
i think my electronic eyepiece folder got obliterated last time i had to reset my pc but all the good ones got send on discord at one point or another
i need more brightness!!!!!
maybe if i can figure out how the lamp gets replaced i can make some kind of LED array
bro is a scientist
legitimately lol
These are what the eggs look like before they hatch
BS biochemistry BS chemistry coming soon
went back to school instead of continuing computer science after covid employment trouble and seeing how shitty the industry was getting
was gonna have to finish a degree to go farther anyway
i think they're asking a question instead of saying that is one lol
probably a lot like a regular vostroyan family but ogryns
i guess they probably come direct from an ogryn world yeah
ogryn likely dont stay so ogryny if you put them on a world with a normal environment for too many generations
Dont forget this is 40k and the writers dont know how evolution works
they become twinkgryns
they're ogryns forever
true

The duality of man
i like to think the ogryn jaw is an inextricable part of their genome
its regulated by the same genes that develop their heart
are votann still from high gravity worlds and thats why they're short despite that not making sense in multiple ways
oh wait i forgot they do the clone thing now
Thats like for their VERY first generation on why they are dwarves as an explanation, after that its just the Cores making them like that
however yes the lore still gets high/low gravity worlds COMPLETELY reverse
lmao
talltann

presumably theres a lot of voidborn votann but cloneskeins means whatever
they are short species-wide ye
the Cores do genetically modify them for whatever reason a homebrew/writer might wnat for a specific League but they dont do the extended height thing as it kinda defeats the point lol
sci fi writers cant technically be wrong about the astronomy of super-earths vs regular earths in terms of presence in the galactic core because super-earths are way easier to detect so we really have no idea
i have to assume thats a really tightly targeted joke in the helldivers lore
a super-earth is a thing astronomically but none of the super earths have ever been a super-earth
i just assumed that 40k was like star wars and every planet is just earth like
(as you might guess its just a really big rocky planet)
nah 40k has a lot of habitable worlds but its a tiny minority of systems
salt the solar system with necron tombs
oh that is not all the case
a million worlds is not a lot for 100-400 billion stars in the galaxy, most of which we think have planetary systems
Planet Hungary
there are many variety of world types out there
It’s very varied
also 40k has ancient alien terraformers
yeah like realistically speaking the Imperium is not even a speck on the galactic scale, even if you control "important worlds" most galactic powers would have no idea you exist
But they somehow control the Milky Way coz James forgot the Milky Way is a trillion planets

THE IMPERIUM HAS RULED THE GALAXY FOR MILLENNIA
the idea of a "front line" in space only holds together by limiting travel mostly to "safe" warp lanes
👎
i assume just like the real milky way most of the planets are airless rocks or balls of gas
500 Billion+ but yeah
(or whatever the Brahms line is)
Probably
no like thats the thing
More than one million
yeah they are non-existant there presence wise
free booty
party time AWOOGA
i mean in terms of like, having a war front and not just being flown past
which is what happens with the necrons lol, they dont rely on warp lanes and they just show up wherever
another reason to be terrified of the tau!
the imperium probably has no idea about slipstream drives though
Star Wars is also like super habitable because the known universe was basically crafted/engineered by the Celestials
so we do actually have any idea what the 1 million worlds the imperium suppossedly have actually represent? How many of those are major developed worlds like hive worlds, agri worlds, forge worlds etc or could a lot of them just be some distant colonies that arent really cared about?
Who was the guy saying that Ferrus Manus will take over the T’au, turn it into a worse dictatorship and make a huge war on the scourge stars that destroys everything
though ironically the fact that the tau do take humans into the empire means they could be infiltrated if a flexible inquisitor cared to
1 million is a random number they picked
not even the administratum knows
There’s probably no answer since 1 million isn’t accurate anyway
There are entire systems that have been lost somehow like Beta Garmon
Presumably via Mandeville points and warp lanes being forgotten
if someone cared theres probably more agri worlds than hive worlds in order to support them, and fewer forge worlds than hive worlds because forge worlds are hive worlds run directly by the admech
wheres the tabletop wargame world surely its somewhere in the imperium
maybe a world that sells plasteel crack
Zero idea.
its just a catch-all wide term
the Imperium conquers and loses worlds daily too
Terran Nobles Sports
so it doesnt really matter
They play tourney
most planets or regional cultures have their own pastimes so theres probably many that have wargames
if i were a GW writer i'd think it was a little too trite to put in any given setting though lol
its possible but the writers just dont wanna bother usually
especially since the most likely incarnation of it in universe would be the imperiums forces vs the enemy of man lol
so they'd be playing religiously compliant 40k
games manufactorum
im almost 100% sure no one at games workshop has ever considered the relative abundance of various kinds of planet in the imperium
I liked Destiny’s gag of the Cabal playing fantasy football with legions
(it is considered bad luck to draft your own unit)
this would be like if destiny had people playing a videogame that was almost exactly destiny lol
god they should have made blood bowl its own world in age of sigmar
"we cant get them to fight wars on anything but grass honestly im kinda scared"
Nuffle and Sigmar trading worldcrafting tips
sugmar
but yeah as far as this goes almost certainly no one at GW has thought about it but you probably need >1 agriworld to feed a hive world even with the slop and things like forgeworlds and shrineworlds seem to be rarities that have a bunch of planets in their spheres of influence
somewhere, there’s a poor Servitor desperately trying to actually catalog every Imperium world (they have a world all to themselves just for the paperwork)
and theres a pretty large proportion of intermediate development worlds i think? but who knows lol
the imperium regularly loses worlds, not in the military sense
they just get forgotten about until someone finds a record and shows up demanding back tithe
Yeah they just keep paying the tithe occasionally and the administratum doesn’t have to think about them
"I don't believe in that moon mission stuff"
"Why"
"Because AI and stuff"

I hate my fellow working class man
which moon
I did not realize how many Americans thought the moon landing was fake
Past few weeks have been eye opening
Like if the government was trying to trick you out of money as the reason for NASA existing, they already do that without needing a reason in the first place
That seems like a really really costly cover-up just to do what they already do for free
Not to mention intentionally seeking the best and brightest to gaslight that specific group of people into thinking space and physics are real
Yeah that's a great conspiracy theory that you spent more than five seconds thinking about
does the inquisition know about them?
so they know about these guys
who came from the warp
are essentially covered in fire
That is what they are yes.
and are loyal to the emperor

but yeah the Inquisition is not a monolith organisation, some would know they exist others wouldnt from eyewitnesses etc, every Inquisition cell/conclave kinda does their own shit
then why tf is my phantom armory that big a deal? fuck me man fine they come from the warp too which gives them access to ethereal weaponry
Huh?
to be fair (as minimally as it deserves), the conspiracy at the time was considered to be ‘we faked the moon landing to score before the USSR’, not ‘the moon isn’t real’
ive been trying to make a warp based chapter which are loyalists
primaris damned legionnaire
wdym "warp based"
Bro tried to make a psyker chapter of Marines and we explained the cons of what they'd deal with
Oh
bassicly
shit if i knew warp chapters like those fuckers exists i'd just said something like that too
I mean yeah you cannot make a psyker chapter unless they just have a lot of Librarians with tactical marines as support, that would just bring way too much suspicion otherwise.
honestly tho?
also the Legion of the Damned are not really a Chapter, they are literal ghostly apparitions that appear and leave on the whim of the plot
Blood Ravens will turn into the first all psyker chapter after their lost gene seed tweaks the fuck out and they become a heretical faction halfway through DoW 4
Yeah I mean that's the most believable version but absolutely no one is thinking about it like that 
you guy were actually right what i wanted is cannonically gonna be hunted down
well yeah the Imperium sucks
thats unfortunately the norm for most Chapters that go out of line
You can have a loyalist chapter that still fights for the imperium but on the run that works
sorry if i seemed angry, BUT with the new legion of the damned knowledged i can do so much shit
I mean they arent acknowledged
its literally just "yeah we know they exist"
they arent some faction that just appear at meetings and go "yeah we are coming too"
they are ghosts nobody can do anything about
nah i was lowkey getting pissed off because fact were getting thrown and me and killing my ideas
I mean somebody trapped one but that didn't end well
yeah again they are ghosts
but a loyalist chapter that can just....fucking pop up, kill for the emperor and vanish without trace because "ghost fuckery" hell yeah sign me up
We weren't discounting your ideas we were telling you what your chapter would have to deal with
my mind works differently, while now that im calm i understood
at the time without the necessary knowledge i was lowkey thinking "fuck me man i cant do shit it gets shot down all the time"
I mean the lore allows freedom but theres set-rules for these things
you were just throwing facts which i understood i didnt however know how to work around em
Almost any not cookie cutter chapter is gonna have struggles and things they need to hide
fair
its also one of the reasons uh imperium factions usually suck to do homebrew if you wanna have more "liberty"
beause they are all a part of the institution so lol
yeah fair
A flaw in a marine chapter is usually the coolest part about them tbh
Which is why blueberries are so fucking boring
The most fun I had home brewing SM chapters was doing like, one off marines for them for deathwatch
You have more psykers cool the inquistors are gonna keep a close eye on you
If they think your chapter is corrupt they might declare you renagades
Death Spectres are a neat "more psykers" chapter
They might just declare you traitor because they don't like you
Higher ranking inquisitors could even hold a grudge and be annoying bureaucrats to the chapter
Constantly trying to "erm acktchually" you and looking for excuses to accuse you
honestly
idk
Obamna

"HE WORE A TAN SUIT, REMOVE HIM FROM OFFICE NOOOW"
Didn't you know? Tan suits are the mark of the devil and shall bring bad luck to the entire nation!
So fun fact about Dead Space
You see the devs originally were worried
About having the gore look too cheap
So what they did was simple
Look at actual gore videos of wars and car crashes to make sure that people looked truly fucked up.
However that's not the most extreme part
The most fucked up part is that for the necromorph
To get a feel and reference for how the Marker would fuck up a body
They actually grabbed a dead goat
Cut off it's limbs and rearranged it on its body
The images in the original menu
Are also of said dead goat
Decomposing

i heard of that theory
oh-
saw a video going into some detail but ofc youtubers dont show/know everything
The Fire Hawks are a notorious chapter. Arrogant, callous and brutal and uncaring of their own allies, their desire for revenge made them instigators of the Badab War. But they took a turn for the better when they were turned into the spooky ghost chapter known as the Legion of the Damned.
Olden Demon 90s LOTD video: https://www.youtube.com/wat...
they are literally just warp-ghosts
Ian is the only one I trust 
He just relays word-for-word from the sourcebooks, gives a meta history as well
And is British enough to catch the cultural references
no they're space marines 
Some guy made a huuuuge video calling out 40k loretubers for not knowing any lore and his entire Ian section was just "Yeah his lore vids are fine his personal opinions he doesnt put in his main vids are just pro-retcon"
LMAO
pro retcon being of course "hes an adult that doesnt give a shit about this stuff because its just toys AND THAT OFFENDS ME"
IIRC it was a fem marine thing or whatever
Oh my god man always the same shit lol
But nevertheless even he was like "Yeah his lore vids are just the book"
Was this guy like vaguely Italian by chance? I recall someone talking about some guy that did a call out vid to a bunch of loretubers in here some months ago
He was! 
calling someone pro-retcon just reads like "don't add women to my lore"
Basically lol
the 40k's fandoms approach to retcons is "Its okay and i dont care UNTIL it triggers my racism/sexism."
Ahhh yeah, I believe he's just an anti-woke grifter fella that IIRC thinks his own lore vids are good
I'm anti fem-marines because I dont want that to quash my chances of an all-female regiment run one day...
no one batted an eye at Leontus just being this new Lord Solar character but if he was a woman everyone would be bitching lol
Also Marines lame
or bonus points if hes still a guy but is black
And women would ruin our homoeroticism
Have they been mad about the Chem Dogs cover art yet
my only world eaters model is a black one 😤 ✊🏻
Whats in the cover art
Yeah man, I just want gay sex with my battle brothers, is that so wrong?
black guy
chaos squat retcon is clearly small people discrimination ableism
The gay sex in question
dear god if Joytoy gives us female custodes figures i'm buying it
ASOIAF is the incest setting after all
Clustitius, chapter master of the Emperor's Battle Blood Hawks, getting penetrated by me
Yet again I say i think we should have gotten femstodes like 8 years ago
Ive seen some but not too much, they usually ge tmore upset when its a space marine
Wouldnt work by then, 40k has only been as progressive as it is post-2018
people really got no idea how backward and more bigoted the studio was then too
Yeah but 8ish years ago was the custodes lore overhaul or something I'm not good with time
they had some guy in the studio in a ruling position who literally just did not allow female necrons lol
they should have existed in the beginning 😤

Tits out for Rogue Trader
Shut it Wesker
Your future HINGES upon this fight
He practiced that in the mirror, right? Like you dont just do that
http://www.redlettermedia.com - To see the full RLM discussion of the Resident Evil series, watch the latest Half in the Bag on our website.
Just a note here: None of this was faked or even acted or enhanced. Rich Evans cannot fake his laughter. Sometimes it happens. Sometimes it doesn't. I can also not fake this. By the end I couldn't breathe ...
to be fair they are nothing more than shiny skellies visually speaking
I LOVE how this scene just copies RE5 1:1 but it has like zero flair, really goes to show how fucking good the cinematography of that scene was ingame
sex difference barely has any impact
I mean thats not the point
it is to most people
its inclusive and cool
I mean yeah thats you, a minority fan
people want some different stuff in their armies
how tf do you even represent a female necron
I think the only faction I enjoy the sex difference is Astartes and Sororitas and on anything else it make-a-no-sense! 
Skeleton
They just are female, thats it lol
That being said
im pretty sure if I take away your flesh and organs you are a skeleton like me
"in their armies"
Necron got drip and its NOT hard to give them drip that shows "woman" similar to how some have those little fake beards
Same thing.
Egypt
Also this 100% yeah
are we writing fanfics for every model in the army
a female necron in an artwork has those uhhh
pillar hats female egyptians wear as one example
so again, people like it
stop being a chud

so ur telling me this is a woman omg
Thats not a modern necron
my point wasnt that I hate women
however it's one of the very few if not the only model to have said "pillar" hat
Okay, still not my point.
whas ur point then
That its cool. Said it 5m ago
no more chuds
what is your point lmao
Also that yeah
our point is to get rid of the incel community that despises women and hates seeing them added to more lore
this is why it's called a personal opinion
Tbh idk if this is a joke but this is very much the case
because like
pre-2018 literally every 40k army minus SoB was just...
white guys the army
lol
i never joke about incels 
we should place incels in cells
which is a day and night difference compared to older 40k
They should make everyone wasian and wear techwear and we all live in Seattle and Tokyo now
I mean nothing stops you from painting your guys black or tan
Its not about that
again
I just remembered the Asian face sculpts nvm
i can't wait for gendered necron models, more ork females, etc
Its cooler when an actual company that makes these things does that. Because it gives you even more incentive to not be afraid to test these things and just feel represented.
"just do it yourself" is a very lazy point of view, especially back when Warhammer had none of this
I'll tell you what's stopping you
COME OUT YA--I shouldnt type this out actually
I disagree, warhammer at least in the model community - has always been supportive of do it yourself stuff
Disagree all you want. Its reality.
no tey haven't
also that yeah
What exactly are we arguing about
idk
they're supportive in the terms of paint, not how you choose to represent them. If you say your army is female space marines, i doubt the community wouldn't throw a tantrum
schiz0 rambling about plastic guys not fitting someone's personal view
Android starting the debate of "who cares if necrons have genders" and now we have moved to the topic of "why is it important if 40k is diverse or not and just to do your own thing"
basically not realising a lot of people appreciate the unisex range approach GW is doing to the hobby officially
it's nice to weed these people out 
My personal stance is "I don't give a fuck what you do with your models"
Also this yeah
But I also don't think you should claim them as like, canon if they aren't
Also i just realised
you realised that land raider
"Just do them yourself" is an even worse response if like say your faction literally does not have any female head options etc
lmao
Most people who say this make me
cause then i wonder how they would feel if GW started to push the models towards those same areas of representation
It's like the "i don't care if you're gay" crowd
kitbashing exists and it's a widely appreciated practice
Yeah and have you considered its cooler when the actual company supports that option instead.
was waiting for that reply lmao
no
they strip away the creativity
do you have models
I don't care, in like the most positive way possible if that makes sense
GW, GIVE ME FEM CADIANS AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️
You're such an ally 😌
I just wanna make clear im not a chud or an incel
it ain't clear yet
if anything people who complain about random "woke" stuff (loyalists most of the time) both cringe me out and make me laugh
I think people should be allowed to do whatever the fuck they want
I wouldn't even call them loyalist
regardless of if GW gives you the material for it or no
I feel like we've entirely lost the topic as is lol
I meant that as in most people who complain main loyalist armies
Don’t they have them already?
pffff I feel like I should have never ever spoken a word here
Idk man who gives a fuck
with what shovel
Let people do what makes them happy
How's your day going

I think it's too easy to misinterpret text on internet
Awful as usual.
Same, another 12 hour day at work today
I hate dropping in here at the tail end of schenanigans
LOL
you know what ? land raider yourself
I dunno what that means but okay
A few heads in the kit, but I'd want a full-female regiment as they do exist. As of right now you can only do mixed, I believe

yeah female heads are a mix
some kits have them evenly split


