40k-lore-chat

[languid meadow]

OG he's so annoying

and shit

!

[storm jungle]

dude

in OG re4 Luise is literally speedy gonzales

ARIVA ARIVA

OY VEY

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/luis-serra-luis-sera-re4-resident-evil-resident-evil-4-gif-8417187153994356584

[storm jungle]

DIOS MIO

[heady rivet]

Targeted algorithm

[storm jungle]

this is sex btw

[vagrant fox]

Despite the stand ability she had in RE6?

[rancid cove]

Is this what I get for liking space marines?

[heady rivet]

That sweater...

[heady rivet]

She didnt take her meds that day

[nocturne crest]

INB4 Operation Raccoon city is made somewhat canon.

[crystal forum]

i love how this guy's thumbnails always imply that high level people suffer a lot

[arctic talon]

I use bug stick and I have used it since 4U I will never let go of it

[storm jungle]

Extremely grew on me ngl, now i feel like its even more sexy than the chinese dress lol

[opaque coyote]

Fun fact

The actor of Golden Boy from The Boys: Gen V actually initially auditioned for Homelander.

Honestly, he would've made a good Homelander.

But unfortunately not as good as Antony Starr.

[rancid cove]

What? How?

[opaque coyote]

He still did good though

[crystal forum]

idk i never watch his videos but there's ones about life of mobsters and it shows a kingpin being paranoid or something

[heady rivet]

Absolutely. The way its snug is pure sex

[storm jungle]

🫡

[nocturne crest]

Anyone remember this?

[near wasp]

i cannot play glaive x.x

[storm jungle]

lmao dude

i love how they made it so that like

[rancid cove]

I mean once you reach power you gotta be slightly paranoid for people wanting to take your place or people trackin you down to get you arrested

[storm jungle]

racoon city is just ab attlefield

where US spec ops armies and umbrella troops battle

its so funny

[near wasp]

i totally used to play sns in world then swagaxe in rise and now im back firmly with a hammer gain

[crystal forum]

genuinely i have never play any multiplayer RE game except 5 and idk anybody who has

but they keep releasing them so idk

[heady rivet]

RE5 remake should give Chris a dashiki

[storm jungle]

5 is literally the best selling RE game

[crystal forum]

im talking like RE vs or whatever it's called

where you play as the infected and survivors

[surreal nest]

you strike me as the type of person to say friendslop for any co-op game so im not too suprised

[arctic talon]

funny how it goes

[storm jungle]

god I HATE that we gotta go through Zero and Veronica remakes first before we get 5, but I get why they do this because those games literally setup Wesker for modern audiences, still gonna be epic but man its gonna be awhile

[crystal forum]

wtf is friendslop

[languid meadow]

I love this game

[arctic talon]

What if they combine them into one game

[crystal forum]

my favorite type of game is coop

i just dont know anybody who plays the RE ones

[storm jungle]

the leaks say both Veronica/0

arent those games like entirely seperate

[arctic talon]

dang

yes

but I was coming up with a deranged 2 in 1 game

lol

[storm jungle]

its weird because Veronica sets up the biggest lore pillars for the entire series yet is one of the most goofy ass bizarre RE games lol

[arctic talon]

Its how it goes sometimes

[crystal forum]

what's veronica again

[storm jungle]

Claire against crossdresser

[arctic talon]

lol

[opaque coyote]

I feel like games who were flawed but had a good base are the ones which should generally get a remake first.

Like you said, both also set up Wesker as well.

Especially Code Veronica.

Also it'd just be nice to see Claire again lmao

[crystal forum]

i dont expect them to remake 5

[storm jungle]

they will

idk why people say this

lol

[arctic talon]

yeah

they'll absolutely remake it lol

[crystal forum]

did they announce it

[vagrant fox]

If they fuck up my main man Ricardo Irving I'll be catastrophically buttmad and I don't even care about RE that much

[storm jungle]

No because they are remaking Veronica/0 first

[opaque coyote]

I expect to do it up to 6 honestly.

Since 6 was basically their worst main line game.

[arctic talon]

ngl its still so weird there's people who hate the RE remakes

lol

[crystal forum]

there's going to be a cutoff point inevitably because you can't say they're remaking 6

[storm jungle]

Dude its gonna take forever for me to get used to the new wesker VA for 5

[storm jungle]

I mean yes?

[crystal forum]

nah

[arctic talon]

I think they'd absolutely fucking remake 6 lol

[storm jungle]

6 is the most wild and large/expensive RE6 game

but this is prob like

15 years later

lmao

[languid meadow]

RE6 UI was made by a psychopath

[opaque coyote]

Also 6 was kind of a fucking mess in general.

[storm jungle]

"UI"

[languid meadow]

WHY IS IT DIFF FOR EVERY CAMPAIGN

[storm jungle]

you mean the entir egame

[vagrant fox]

I love 6 it's such a mess

[opaque coyote]

I feel like it would be great

To actually remake it

To not be shit

[storm jungle]

I love 6 for being shit/fun but MAN its defenders are legit braindead

it literally almost killed the franchise

lmao

[crystal forum]

aw man 6 was one of capcom's best selling games???

i just looked it up

[languid meadow]

RE6 had the best Ada design but we're not ready for that

[storm jungle]

^^^^^^^^^^^^

i literally have a mod for it in the RE4make

love that outfit

[vagrant fox]

There's not much to defend I just think it's genuinely a blast

[opaque coyote]

Yeah it's uh

Too bad the everything else wasn't the best

[storm jungle]

Coop yes

otherwise no

[arctic talon]

the one where she has a crossbow?

[storm jungle]

its an actual nightmare

[arctic talon]

for RE6 lol

[storm jungle]

yea

[crystal forum]

it felt like they wanted 6 to be online only

[vagrant fox]

I've only played 6 in coop lmbo

[opaque coyote]

I'm thinking a second chance for one of the worst main line games would be nice

[storm jungle]

legit amazing design

[crystal forum]

you also fight in a plane for some reason

[storm jungle]

"a plane"

[arctic talon]

fat fuck crossbow

lol

[vagrant fox]

It's cool

[storm jungle]

thats like the least of the craziest levels

lmao

[opaque coyote]

You fight in fucking Hong Kong

If I remember correctly

[storm jungle]

China

[crystal forum]

there's also a naked lady that tries to kill you

[storm jungle]

Helena's sister

who hornily gropes herself as she kills you in a QTE

thanks japan

[crystal forum]

it was quite an experience as a kid

[opaque coyote]

6 had some good moments but it's just overshadowed by the fact that it's clear that the game was

Half baked at best

[storm jungle]

yeah

also like

the action is just

[arctic talon]

Capcom are freaks

[storm jungle]

SO MUCH

[arctic talon]

it is known

[storm jungle]

IT NEVER STOPS

EXPLOSIONS

GUNFIRE

PEW PEW PEW

MUTATIONS

BOOM BOOM

EXPLOSIONS

ENOUGH

[crystal forum]

the gameplay is also kinda ass because it's so linear and coop focused

[storm jungle]

^

[opaque coyote]

It's funny cause despite resident evil's reputation. A lot of moments are quiet

Mainly to build up tension

[storm jungle]

its why i said its defenders are braindead

like today they are like "oh its misunderstood"

its not

lmao

its legit a bad game

[opaque coyote]

Meanwhile RE6 is clearly a prototype for Tiktok brainrot with how much shit goes on

[vagrant fox]

A guy turns into a t-rex the stuff is slop

[storm jungle]

t rex?

HE ALSO TURNS INTO A FLY

[crystal forum]

resident evil games kinda lost the idea of having confined levels at 5 and 6 made it much worse

[storm jungle]

AND A MEAT TIGER

[vagrant fox]

And those

[storm jungle]

Disagreed

[arctic talon]

RE6 is actually bad

[storm jungle]

5 is much more condensed

[surreal nest]

ok but resident evil having outrageous random mutations is a staple

[arctic talon]

but it would be funny to get a remake

to fix it

[crystal forum]

i remember the start of 6 is batshit insane like you have a helicopter shooting you

[opaque coyote]

I do at least like the idea of like

Bioweapon attacks across the world.

It's also why I kinda liked Dead Rising.

[storm jungle]

also

AN ENTIRE HIGHWAY EXPLODING

[opaque coyote]

Instead of zombie plagues and viruses being like a world wide pandemic

[storm jungle]

AND CARS FLYING EVERYWHERE

[opaque coyote]

It's instead just another form of bio weapon

[crystal forum]

oh right all the fucking cars everywhere lol

[opaque coyote]

Also since Umbrella constantly fucking made bio weapons

[storm jungle]

My friend said it best

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/praise-leon-leon-kennedy-re6-resident-evil6-gif-12873471

[storm jungle]

Resident Evil is metal gear but zombies

[vagrant fox]

It's extremely cheesy and kinda bad, peak RE game naturally

[opaque coyote]

It would make sense that eventually someone would pick up the idea

And then continue

[languid meadow]

I love the BSAA

[opaque coyote]

So therefore

[languid meadow]

their design in 7/8/9 is SO fucking peak

[crystal forum]

and nobody remembers anything about that russian guy's storyline

[opaque coyote]

Bioweapon attacks that turn people into zombies is peak

[storm jungle]

i love the BSAA in 6

[languid meadow]

Weskers clone "son"

[storm jungle]

literally fighting 40k tier battles

lmao

[languid meadow]

I think?

[nocturne crest]

Is it weird I think this is more sexualised than Helena's sister's nude mutated design:

[storm jungle]

"more sexualized"

it literally has her tits out

[vagrant fox]

His blood is fairy magic or something but nothing comes of it

[storm jungle]

and tentacles

[sacred bluff]

And 5

[arctic talon]

thats not weird to think its more sexualized

lol

[storm jungle]

[storm jungle]

yeah Rachel entirely exists for gooning points

lmao

[crystal forum]

there's a whole side of bioweapons we never see in resident evil where shit like mister X would be dropped into a taliban compound and he'd crush everybody's skull

[languid meadow]

honestly it makes on why they started using BOWs because uh... they lose a nations worth of people every outbreak lmfao

[opaque coyote]

It's too bad that RE6 doesn't really handle the concept well.

Which is sad when Dead Rising, a game series mostly known for the ridiculous shit that happens.

Shows the pain of bioweapon outbreaks of zombies

Better than resident evil 6

[crystal forum]

mister X is still my fav bioweapon

[storm jungle]

yeah because the BSAA in RE6 are literally the imperial guard

its so fucking funny

they die in like millions

and keep gunning down entire armies of zombies

[crystal forum]

just a huge guy in a trenchcoat

[storm jungle]

its so good

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-scott-kennedy-leon-kennedy-resident-evil-requiem-resident-evil-re9-gif-15496134606708039156

Opps

[opaque coyote]

Tyrants are genuinely my favorite fucking thing in resident evil.

I don't think there has ever been a miss design wise

[languid meadow]

wrong gif

[storm jungle]

No gay sex allowed

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-x-resident-evil-9-resident-evil-requiem-resident-evil-resident-evil-2-gif-14098477734114625978

[nocturne crest]

I should probably play all the resident evil games.

[languid meadow]

there we go

[storm jungle]

oof

[languid meadow]

I'm not gonna lie to you

skip 0

straight up

[opaque coyote]

I like Nemesis the best.

Especially the original since he has a stylish trench coat

[nocturne crest]

I've already played it, but I got stuck on the boss with the bug.

[crystal forum]

the wilder monsters are pretty forgettable but to me a giant fucking guy who wants to crush your skull in his bare hands like he's the terminator is pretty terrifying

[opaque coyote]

Honestly again

Thank god they're remaking 0 and Veronica because honestly

Those two games?

Genuinely ass

[languid meadow]

RE0 needs a rework because holyyyyy fuck

😭

[storm jungle]

and its twink villain

[languid meadow]

I love you Rebecca but I'm not touching that game again

[opaque coyote]

Veronica is sad because it's one of the few times we get to see Claire again.

And it's just so dogshit to play

[crystal forum]

i never finished 0 because i got bored

[storm jungle]

you never finish anything because you get bored

👎

[crystal forum]

people will legit defend tank control era

nostalgia is a hell of a drug

[languid meadow]

I did all 3 playthroughs of RE2R

fun

but um

[sacred bluff]

i enjoyed operation raccoon city, it was fun coop

[languid meadow]

I modded tf out of my Leon B

[storm jungle]

same

i played the shit out of it on my PS3

[languid meadow]

because I hated how he held the 1911

[nocturne crest]

Actually, so here's a fun question, but which chaos god would Umbrella be feeding with it's shit?

[storm jungle]

even if the game is oof

[arctic talon]

All of them

[opaque coyote]

Also although it's a small thing in comparison bc the Resident Evil series is known for being inconsistent.

But it really doesn't help that Rebecca seems like she got amnesia in the RE1 Remake. Like literally all of the events of RE0 never happened

[storm jungle]

^

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-operation-raccoon-city-raccoon-city-re-operation-raccoon-city-hunk-resident-evil-resident-evil-hunk-gif-15436963465783881086

[crystal forum]

nerd

[arctic talon]

They'd be feeding all of them

lol

[sacred bluff]

Bertha always set off all the trip mines in the library 😔

[languid meadow]

I know it's a call back

[nocturne crest]

Even Khornehub?

[languid meadow]

but still

HATE

[arctic talon]

yes

do you know how much violence the shit they do causes lmao?

[heady rivet]

I never finish anything. I never start anything either. I lay in bed. I dont even do things. I simply lay. I rot. I'm nothing...

OMG Claire redfield hiiiiiiii

[arctic talon]

they also have a bunch of mercs lmao

[nocturne crest]

True.

[storm jungle]

Chief Irons is my favorite 40k character

[scenic trout]

Amd both franchises are peak and over the top

[opaque coyote]

I would think that Umbrella would literally be transported into the 40kverse

And they would thrive

[storm jungle]

100%

also uh

imma be real

[heady rivet]

He just like me fr

[crystal forum]

they'd work for nurgle

[nocturne crest]

I mean, there is already that GSC that is umbrella-lite.

[storm jungle]

if the Racoon City incident happened in 2026 Umbrella would get away scot free

[crystal forum]

or make assassins

[storm jungle]

its hilarious how the OG lore pre-connections was like

"they lost lawsuits"

bro the CIA would INSTANTLY bail out umbrella IRL

lmao

[scenic trout]

They got that partnership with trump and keeps funding them

[nocturne crest]

Tbf, Wesker was leaking shit out and offering his own company as an alternative.

[heady rivet]

I ADORE that canonically Umbrealla fell to the invisible hand of the free market before the US government

[storm jungle]

thats my point

it doesnt matter when people do these

if you have more money, you'll always win

morality and justice dont exist lmao

[nocturne crest]

Oh. I was thinking the CIA would drop Umbrella for Wesker's company instead.

[crystal forum]

that's basically what happens in the games already. the company almost never gets punished unless the PR hit is disastrous

[storm jungle]

guys i feel like the Las Plagas would starve inside RFK's head

[scenic trout]

Thank you for that video

[opaque coyote]

Apparently part of the reason why is due to Raccoon City containing a lot of their facilities and work.

So when it got nuke- sorry. Incinerated. All that work and the ability to compete got thrown into the gutter.

And the Wesker took over the vacuum asap

[crystal forum]

i always wondered if the world of resident evil just has bioweapons commonly used everywhere

[storm jungle]

Yeah again it doesnt matter, when you got enough connections (badumtssss) and money you'll always get away with it.

[crystal forum]

it's kind of never really shown but resident evil is pretty much a sci fi setting

[scenic trout]

Whoever made the trump and guy impressions was so on the point lmao

[languid meadow]

TWO OLD MEN BEAT EACH OTHER UP IN THE RETIREMENT HOME!

this fight was so fun

[storm jungle]

Yeah people dont relaise "sci-fi" doesnt outright mean space

its literally making up ultra scientific shit

[scenic trout]

These two old ass retired men locking tf in when they see each other

[arctic talon]

RE is Sci fi

its not even pretty much

lol

[nocturne crest]

Doomed Yaoi

[crystal forum]

it's a biological sci fi which isn't very common

[opaque coyote]

Idk man.

Making gigantic buff men in trenchcoats that can literally crush you skull with ease is clearly very realistic

[crystal forum]

usually sci fi is more physics focused

[opaque coyote]

We can totally do it today

[storm jungle]

its literally non-existant imo

[arctic talon]

God its still so fucking funny they added monster hunter sharpening to fucking RE9

lol

All Tomorrows

[storm jungle]

RE is successful because no one does what the IP does

[arctic talon]

[storm jungle]

As long as we dont get another 9/11 event like RE6 this franchise can legit go on forever and i hope it does

[arctic talon]

ngl

it'll be hard to keep it down

lol

[opaque coyote]

Qu be like

"They fought us off? They actually fucking... Mods. Turn these humans into fucking Tetris cubes and make them eat our shit and trash!"

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/jjk-memes-jjk-ryu-jjk-larp-larping-gif-9136261405032725470

it's cool

but no one has read it

[crystal forum]

there's some niche shit like scorn

[nocturne crest]

Honestly, I'm surprised Capcom haven't tried making their own version of L4D/Darktide/Helldivers, where you, the players, have to test their products?

[languid meadow]

(everyone says they have)

[arctic talon]

Thats called Monster Hunter

[languid meadow]

I love Aleks Le

he's so goated

[arctic talon]

Aleks Le is so fucking funny lol

[nocturne crest]

I should played Darktide again.

[opaque coyote]

I mean they tried making a Dead by Daylight RE copy

They uh failed horribly

[storm jungle]

I agree, i feel like after 4 good games we might be heading for another RE6 Event post-RE9, that motorcycle chase scene might fuel the devs to think people are fine with more action slop and go that route, peopel forget they literally didnt make Village more horror oriented because it would "scare palyers"

[arctic talon]

Monster hunter is deadass the capcom game where they have players test the fucking game lol

[languid meadow]

He did the Kurourushi meme in his post

[arctic talon]

Monster hunter rise literally came out incomplete

and its tradition for Monster hunter games to come out without Master rank

Since like

[nocturne crest]

Imagine if Capcom managed to buy Bioshock from Gearbox.

[arctic talon]

2006

[crystal forum]

i wish

[languid meadow]

honestly

I hope the focus system stays....

[crystal forum]

reminder that bioshock 4 is being made rn

[languid meadow]

I like it a lot

[arctic talon]

I hope it stays but gets nerfed

lol

turning 360 degrees is silly

[languid meadow]

focus without wounds maybe

idk

[arctic talon]

some level of tracking is fine

but you should not be allowed to 360 degree turn on Great sword

lmao

I think its fine to have

just not how strong it is rn

[arctic talon]

Wounds are deadass kind of a mistake lol

they're not as bad as clutch claw/tenderizing

but I think how they work on the 8, 9 and 10 star monsters is good

[languid meadow]

I like them conceptually

[sacred ginkgo]

Idk i think they're fun but I also play longsword and free red gauge resets are sick

[arctic talon]

Clutch Claw and tenderizing might be the single worst mechanic shoved in to a MH game post launch lol

[surreal nest]

i like the wound system and focus attacks but having 1000% control over every swing and movement is insane

[sacred ginkgo]

I think wounds are probably at their best with Palantes

[arctic talon]

I think Focus should stay

but it needs more refinement

lol

[languid meadow]

I personally don't care about full control tbh

I like the faster monsters maybe besides omega

[arctic talon]

there's def some goofy stuff with it

[surreal nest]

yeah like greatsword

[arctic talon]

being able to turn on the dime on full commital shit is insane lol

I think the way wounds interact with some weapons is way better then others as well tbh

[sacred ginkgo]

The world hunter just gets dunked on by literally everyone else

[arctic talon]

What was base worlds gimmick

slinger lol?

[languid meadow]

honestly if focus existed in worlds I'd be fine with Alatreon staying in the fucking air 60% of the fight

[arctic talon]

it was slinger right lol?

[languid meadow]

yeah it was slinger

[heady rivet]

I know I'm late on RE talk but I wanna remind you all the live-action RE movies exist wirh fuckin ALICE

[languid meadow]

which only missed rise because wire bug took its place

[heady rivet]

To give you a good idea what they do with the game characters: Claire didnt know who Chris was.

[arctic talon]

LOL

tbh portable 6th is prolly gona have slinger

lol

[surreal nest]

no matter how iffy wilds is, it is more fun than rise and i hate rise

[arctic talon]

I like risebreak

💀

there's not a single Mh game I've played I dislike

lol

[languid meadow]

I like some of risebreak

[arctic talon]

actually thats a lie

I hate dos

dos is bad

[languid meadow]

Dos is evil

[heady rivet]

He dont get the game characters we get
Jan St. Patrick
Chair and Chips Bluemeadow
Ava Wang
Leo B. Johnson
Ben Bourbon

[surreal nest]

yeah i bet you love the siege missions you homunculi

[arctic talon]

no

I don't like rampage

lol

[languid meadow]

but yeah I know they switch between like the full ecos and more classic MHs it seems

[arctic talon]

yeah

thats the portable titles

well

they're not portable anymore

but same idea lol

[languid meadow]

and next portable will prob be more like rise but I just prefer world and wilds full eco

just feels cool

[nocturne crest]

So odd question, but could Umbrella put the t-virus into bullets?

[arctic talon]

inb4 next portable has full eco lol

[surreal nest]

wilds made gunbow fun

[arctic talon]

Bowgun is

Really boring in Wilds

[surreal nest]

seems inefficient

[arctic talon]

I'm ngl

[surreal nest]

you just arent that guy

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-9-resident-evil-resident-evil-requiem-gideon-victor-gideon-gif-11496234136305317768

[arctic talon]

Also wilds feels like a 4 sequel lmao

[nocturne crest]

Imagine shooting a guy in the arm or leg and they slowly turn into a zombie.

[languid meadow]

he put it in a dart gun

[surreal nest]

i love crafting and managing broken ass ammo and supporting

[arctic talon]

just put it in paint balls lmao

actually no

[surreal nest]

imagine just shooting them and killing them

[arctic talon]

the T virus needs to get in the blood stream right

I forgor

[nocturne crest]

But then you let it spread to their comrades.

[storm jungle]

Absolutely

[nocturne crest]

You shoot one person and might end up with 2 dead by the end of the day.

[storm jungle]

but it would be easier to spread the virus like how RE6 does it

aka airborne

[surreal nest]

at that point just release the virus

[storm jungle]

then the infected just do the rest

[languid meadow]

it's funny that the only airborne T virus was destroyed before 1 started

lo

[storm jungle]

lmao yea

tho tbh i say "airborne"

even in 6 it dissipates

its like a "puff" lol

but yeah virus spread through bullets is pretty inefficient, its better to just do it normally or through gas

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-re9-resident-evil-requiem-gideon-gun-gif-4770155048591111498

just do it like the goat

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[surreal nest]

i gotta paly re9 so bad

play

[storm jungle]

same

[surreal nest]

i hate everything

[storm jungle]

same

[arctic talon]

tbh it is airborne

technically lol

it just isnt' alive very long

[heady rivet]

Btw CARLOS is in THREE movies and Chris is in ONE

[storm jungle]

wait what

he is?

[heady rivet]

Yes.

[storm jungle]

WHEN

[heady rivet]

He is in the 2nd, 3rd, and 5th movies. Chris is only in the 4th.

He was in more movies than Jill

He was in more movies than Chris and Leon combined

[storm jungle]

man Jill literally got nothing huh

shes like what

RE2, RE5 and Alcatraz?

[heady rivet]

No no, this is the live action verse

[storm jungle]

bru

[heady rivet]

With fuckin

ALICE

[storm jungle]

GET OUT

GET

OUT

STOP

[nocturne crest]

I just realised. What if they Zoe or Joe from Re7 a mainline protag of the next resident evil game?

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/alice-draw-resident-evil-come-at-me-bro-milla-jovovich-gif-11658262

[flat nimbus]

too late, condemned to another decade of Jovovichslop

[nocturne crest]

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-re7-resident-evil7-punching-punch-gif-21360965

[hallow saddle]

Paul W S Anderson moment

[storm jungle]

You forgot the golden RE rule.

• No side character ever appears after 1 game

[flat nimbus]

Joe can’t be a protagonist because he would be too OP

[heady rivet]

She gets a clone army at the end of one movies and loses literally all of them within 10 minutes in the first

[storm jungle]

bro can you imagine Joe in a major game

hes just

"WHAT IN SAM HILL IS HAPPENING HERE"

Punches people to death

[hallow saddle]

Joe Rogident Evil

[heady rivet]

The live action RE verse feels like a series where the directors changed every movie and hated all the other ones ideas. But its just Paul. Its always Paul.

[storm jungle]

Joe Rogan would sniff the T-Virus live

aka just a fanfic

its hilarious how bad they are

[storm jungle]

"Jamie pull up that video of Leon punching the Tyrant to death"

[heady rivet]

They END THE WORLD in the 3rd movie and then regret it for the entire rest of the series. In the franchise known for localized outbreaks. Apocalyse

[storm jungle]

YEAH

its all just braindead

its sad because RE1 was legit a good movie

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1490894619570077803/mtxh9m5.gif

[storm jungle]

It was, fuck you

literally just a self-contained action movie

no magic shit

[heady rivet]

They got the worlds most Jill Valentine woman and then didnt do the mansion incident

The mansion doesnt even matter. Its a fake mansion

[arctic talon]

Paul also made the Monster Hunter live action movie

he shall be torn apart for this

[heady rivet]

"Look at my wife" ass director

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/paolumu-odogaron-monster-hunter-world-destroy-mhw-gif-12955710175627893233

This is whats gona happen to him

[flat nimbus]

Even Saw 2, it wasn’t a fake mansion

[arctic talon]

he's gona be that paolumu

[nocturne crest]

Then his Wife appeared in Hitman series.

[flat nimbus]

tbf I would also love to give my wife a blockbuster action career

[storm jungle]

I still cant believe one stuntman died and one stuntman got fucking mauled for life for that shitty final movie

what a fucking travesy

[arctic talon]

God

[heady rivet]

No no, it was CREW that died. Not a stuntman. Just unsafe working set

Stuntman did get crippled though

[storm jungle]

WHAT

holy shit dude

[arctic talon]

💀

[storm jungle]

i remember the incident report too, fucking horrifying

💀

[nocturne crest]

Bloody hell.

[storm jungle]

Yeah, like i said no one should die for these shitshow movies, hope it was fucking worth it i guess

[arctic talon]

Oh my god

[nocturne crest]

Honestly, I think this is worse than that Alec Baldwin shooting.

[lament shoal]

What movie was this?

[storm jungle]

the last one

5 or whatever, cant even bother to remember

[storm jungle]

Also yeah, this shit is a travesty

[lament shoal]

Resident evil?

[heady rivet]

Resident Evil; The Final Chapter. The 6th live avction RE movie

[nocturne crest]

https://tenor.com/view/live-action-movie-after-life-resident-evil-albert-wesker-gif-5360097556629961378

[storm jungle]

yea

[daring creek]

Why resident evil

Why not neighbor good

[young pecan]

People were injured over that MH movie?

That's sad, bro

[heady rivet]

Resident Evil

[young pecan]

Leon "Aura Farm" Kennedy

[storm jungle]

depends on the country

[nocturne crest]

Maybe this will cheer the mood here: https://fxtwitter.com/recreatings/status/2042705918144696709

🕸️ (@recreatings)

being a Spider-Man fan is a lifestyle 😭

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[storm jungle]

😭

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/SomosCosmos_/status/2042636121146871953?s=20

Somos Cosmos (@SomosCosmos_)

Video de la reentrada a la atmósfera de la nave espacial Orion de Artemis 1.
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︀︀25 minutos comprimidos a poco más de un minuto.
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FxTwitter · Apr 10, 2026, 4:09 PM

some of the coolest shit I've seen

[nocturne crest]

That is cool.

[storm jungle]

well thats horrifying

[daring creek]

A good mascot for DT would be arbitrator I think

I think he has enough attributes to fit.

Like ya know how HD2 and SM2 have space marines? Arbitrator would be good to fill in that role.

The reason why they get so many updates compared to us. Is because we don't have any poster boys :(

Arbitrator IS that guy

[storm jungle]

Its true police brutality is all the rage these days too

[daring creek]

We NEED him bro

Oh fuck

[storm jungle]

🫵

[daring creek]

Downloaded

[daring creek]

Did you mean to say fuck you

[unique bronze]

🫢

[storm jungle]

bruh what

[daring creek]

I tried to understand the pointing emoji..

[languid meadow]

Accusatory
Calling out
Showing that you're the only one

https://tenor.com/view/hold-the-line-mordin-solus-mordin-gif-14666313641536644500

[spare osprey]

Arbi is indeed a guy.
And then you mention Jokearo around him.

Brawler Ogryn is already the DT mascot anyway.

[daring creek]

Is he marketable tho

More marketable than arbitrator probably..

[spare osprey]

He's right fuckin' there when you boot up the game??
He's like 30% of the screen.

[daring creek]

Ik but I mean the selling power

Ogyrn definitely has it since some really like roleplaying as ogyrn

Arbitrator though feels stronger

[vague flare]

-# Which faction is arguably the strongest?

[daring creek]

Necrons I think

Idk how you counter a deathray besides destroying it

Marines survive against them cuz plot armor afaik

[unique bronze]

Whats their deal tho

Nids wants to eat
Orks just want Waggh

Necrons have been around like just as long as some gods, but are just scattered around everywhere

[jade holly]

They were an ancient race born under an intense radiation sun giving them turbo cancer. Making their lifespans shorter than humans

After they underwent Biotransference and ended the War In Heaven, they reawaken to reclaim their empire

[daring creek]

Preservation, reservation, time, age and slow decay

[jade holly]

Necrons are your necromancer skeleton undead faction of the future

[daring creek]

And a longing for the past since biotranceference purged their culture

[daring creek]

Also this^

I wouldn't say necromancer though

Since they don't really die they're just reanimated

Some reanimation protocols are cancelled though

So that's their true "Death"

[jade holly]

Let’s not kid ourselves this is just a fancy reanimate dead mumbo jumbo

[daring creek]

Let me be literal!!!

[jade holly]

No

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-necron-disintegration-gif-3978002460787846575

Shut up

[jade holly]

[fervent geode]

Fulgrim lifestyle

[fervent geode]

We is the good guys

[brave owl]

squigs are the best 40k creatures

they just livin'

[daring creek]

What are the studs for

Its like a repair for damaged ceramite yeah?

Or is it extra protection against bolters?

[opaque coyote]

Usually a sign of Mark 5 Heresy era Power Armor, made from a mix of several different suits of PA marks and even materials.

The studs are made to affix additional layers of armor and bond them together.

However due to the extra weight of the studs + added layers caused a strain on power supplies

which meant more power generation sources were required

which mean more armor was needed to protect it

Which lead to either to the wearer being forced to deal with the added weight or turn up the power output but suffer extreme heat output also

Along with that, older cabling was used which created a weakpoint somewhere on the chest

[opaque coyote]

TLDR; basically advanced rivets used to nail layers of ceramites to weak points of armor

As for why every depiction has it always near the legs

...

I honestly have no fucking clue

[median star]

spite ontold was put into making this i think

[unique bronze]

do we have any art of what those additional layers of armor looks like on a heresy pattern PA

[daring creek]

can you translate this to non paranoid schizophrenic

[median star]

the prophet is out of visions

[daring creek]

unrelated but

I read iran wants to open its strait but it can't find the mines they placed

politics is so comedic

Necrons can't eat or drink right??

[jade holly]

They don’t have the organs to do that

[daring creek]

:(

[jade holly]

they have a fluid in them that acts as blood but I forget what exactly it is

[daring creek]

yeah it was like

acid something

i think its core fluid

I think its coolant

[fervent geode]

Talos is a loser smh Skraivok Supremacists rise up

[mossy peak]

arasaka

[crystal forum]

the idea of self replicating seamines is so fucking stupid man

they're already so cheap like why would you risk having them go crazy like in cyberpunk

[daring creek]

wait wait

fucking

Multiplying mines?

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

[daring creek]

Is the ocean traversable

[crystal forum]

not in cyberpunk no

the entire world's economy collapsed because shipping is dead

[daring creek]

[misty vector]

Not anymore bc of the mines, unless you have a heavily armed ship like arasaka

[daring creek]

What a fucking disaster

holy fuck

[crystal forum]

like genuinely it's such a moronic company

[daring creek]

Is space travel a thing

[wary fulcrum]

To the moon

Pour one out for the homies

[daring creek]

a....

[wary fulcrum]

https://tenor.com/view/coolin-gif-25972404

[daring creek]

[crystal forum]

cyberpunk settings always have barely elaborated space travel

like in bladerunner too

[wary fulcrum]

Gibson’s was my fav

Rasta and Soviets

[crystal forum]

it's kinda weird how consistent thag is

[daring creek]

ill just hope everything improves within 10 years

[crystal forum]

is dredd a cyberpunk setting

[wary fulcrum]

I’d say no personally

[crystal forum]

it has the vibes

just not the actual aesthetic

[wary fulcrum]

Which is 90% of cyberpunk tbf

[crystal forum]

true

[daring creek]

how did like

ads lose all regulations in cyberpunk

like literally advertising crack

[crystal forum]

USA is fragmented

[wary fulcrum]

Governments lost

Corporations won

[daring creek]

yikes.

[crystal forum]

cyberpunk is just our future

smh

[daring creek]

whats like. the middle class life like even

Also is there a way to read previous texts you picked up before

[wary fulcrum]

Corpos

[crystal forum]

working for a large company and not risking getting shanked every day

[wary fulcrum]

In the game? Yeah I think it’s journals on the pause screen?

[wary fulcrum]

Essentially the not management aspect of corpos, the basic bitch number crunchers

[daring creek]

ok thank god 🙏

[crystal forum]

probably low level management too

[wary fulcrum]

(I’d even argue lower management- yeah

[crystal forum]

not like execs

if i was in cyberpunk i'd get myself a cybercock

that would show em

[daring creek]

makes plenty of sense

theres not enough furries in cyber punk

like

[crystal forum]

so true

preach sister

[daring creek]

Im fully expecting mfs looking like cartoon furries irl

when we reach that transhuman point

and for people to just look fucking stacked casually

[crystal forum]

and they'd move like animals too if they wanted to and it would be fucking terrifying

stalked by a tiger girl

except it would be also very hot

[daring creek]

itd be more bearable if the news and social media didn't exist ngl

[daring creek]

yea it'd be for you huh

[crystal forum]

you too bitch

dont pretend

[daring creek]

shhh

[crystal forum]

thats right

[daring creek]

i wouldnt give two shits what goes through the news if it didnt cause so much chaos around the world lmfao.

and if I simply didnt see it ever maybe idk

brain stupi

d

[crystal forum]

very stupid

brain too wrinkly

let me iron it out

[daring creek]

hmm

i must drink profusely

[crystal forum]

amen

[daring creek]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1475424932262580337/caption-1.gif

[wary fulcrum]

Needs more smooth bore

[crystal forum]

no. rifle your brain

need more aerodynamics

[wary fulcrum]

Brain groves bad

[opaque coyote]

Honestly probably the corpo employees somewhere below

Manager?

Somewhere below that

But above like the most basic ass employees

Generally I think security workers would also be middle class asw

Along with people working for corpos like Trauma Team

Cause TT has to pay at least somewhat well considering the conditions are fucking awful

Even for a corpo job

You would also have to know how to like

Keep people stabilized

Different cyberware and their requirements

I don't imagine that it would be that extensive given the fact that everyone has chrome. So some of the harder parts would definitely be automated.

But you'd probably still have to be really good at first aid.

[opaque coyote]

On the plus side, none of your teammates will kill you to climb the ladder

But that's likely because they're one step away from either going cyberpsycho themselves

Or from eating their own gun

And so are you

So basically the average EMT experience

Seriously they need to be more appreciated good god

[wary fulcrum]

They’re poor AF in Night City too

[opaque coyote]

Yeah but I think it's the

Meat wagons

The hospitals for the poor people™

That have the poorly paid EMTs

Like David's Mom

(rip)

[wary fulcrum]

Oh, I mean EMT’s are poorly paid

I ball with the TT being well off idea

I’m sure there’s a short story about a TT member

[opaque coyote]

A comic yeah

It's extremely depressing

You can actually find it on webtoons

[wary fulcrum]

I think I have it at home

Or on the kindle

But I have a 4 hour drive ahead of me so can’t check either

[opaque coyote]

I mean given that said comic has the main protagonists team literally be massacred

And they basically treat it as a regular thing

That shit has to be well paid cause otherwise nobody's gonna fucking do it

Since Trauma Team literally goes in the most shit situations possible to rescue their clients

[wary fulcrum]

Just think how much better life would be if they just left the corpos to deal with their own shit

Oh, oh wait that’d probably be worse

[opaque coyote]

But yeah anyways.

Generally I also can imagine because Cyberpunk and also just the nature of Late Stage Capitalism.

That the Middle Class is basically an extremely thin line atp.

[wary fulcrum]

Corpo safaris hunting the poors

[opaque coyote]

That can easily just be like

Knocked over

You're either rich or poor

No real in-between

[wary fulcrum]

V seems pretty well off

But then he also goes into insanely shit situations

[opaque coyote]

Yeah Corpo V essentially was extremely rich

Until he got fired

...also Corpos literally own your house

So when Corpo V got fired they lost like

EVERYTHING

Including the chrome in their body but that's obvious

They basically had to get that shit removed to live

[wary fulcrum]

I do really wish we kept the corpo V vision

The hud with stock prices and shit would have been so cool

[opaque coyote]

Cruelty squad moment

Where is my fish stocks

[brave owl]

just do your job perfectly guys

and everything will be ok

[opaque coyote]

gets fired because of nepotism

[brave owl]

our society is a fucking joke

im gonna say it chat

we live in a society

[brave owl]

also not to mention unavoidable circumstances

if an Adam Smasher type shows up opposing you you may as well just call it quits right there lol

when the local shadowrunner encounters lofwyr (He's not gonna survive even if he wins)

[cerulean trellis]

this fight is over in 2 seconds: chomp

[brave owl]

gonna die even if you don't fight

He gives you a job

[cerulean trellis]

or a snap of his fingers

[brave owl]

you beat the job - you still get fucked over

[cerulean trellis]

yeah xD

there are only three rules in the shadows after all

1: Never fight a Dragon

2: Everything has its price

3: NEVER fight a Dragon

[brave owl]

Never make a deal with a dragon you forget

[cerulean trellis]

lets say: never engange with a dragon ^^ shoudl include both

btu yeah

in german it is only 2 rules: Alles hat seinen Preis. Leg dich nie mit einem Drachen an.

[limpid granite]

nah id win

[brave owl]

I wanna play Shadowrun but its rules kinda suck

[cerulean trellis]

no clue what the current trules are

[brave owl]

also i'd rather avoid modules

[cerulean trellis]

i played and Gm'ed 4th edition

[limpid granite]

https://klipy.com/gifs/kromou-dance-toothless

[cerulean trellis]

i think xD

been a while

[brave owl]

I played 3rd I think

[cerulean trellis]

honestly i am not sure if it was 3rd or 4th edition

but yeah the rules were ... stacked xD

chunky salsa was a fun rule though xD

[urban spire]

there's no good version of shadowrun

it's got some real dipshit stuff baked into the setting

like you can have a more nuanced discussion of the humanity mechanic in cyberpunk 2030 or whatever

but shadowrun 4th edition is out here like "if you trans your gender you lose a part of your soul"

[sacred ginkgo]

I mean

[cerulean trellis]

wasn't that just for cyberware?

gentec was fine iirc

[urban spire]

in 4th edition specifically no, it caught flak for it

[cerulean trellis]

i just remember we houseruled gender change ware is essence cost free

[urban spire]

that's the reasonable thing to do yeah

[cerulean trellis]

i dun hate BT i hate a certain kind of BT player ^^

[limpid granite]

true dat

i also forgot about the actual most peak ultramarine mini

[valid needle]

Understandable, I hate a certain kind of EC player.

[storm jungle]

the irony being you can still count on an EC player being more normal than any loyalist space marine user

[valid needle]

Yeah…. I don’t think so chief.

[storm jungle]

Yeah, I think so chief

[civic gale]

Still no idea for a new homebrrew

Sighus

[storm jungle]

idk why you guys always act like loyalist fans dont have more chuds, im legit gonna make a chart out of the legions of people we've banned here who use are space marine dudes lol

[celest dome]

Honestly have never had "bad" interaction with an EC player/fan

[storm jungle]

Yeah this isnt bias

its literally true lol

[celest dome]

Which might be a case of sample size

[valid needle]

I forgot chaos marines are freedom fighters my bad

[celest dome]

But still is revelating

[civic gale]

What's going on?

[storm jungle]

....what does that have to do with anything

LOL

[celest dome]

The worst fans in Chaos is really Nurgle's

[storm jungle]

CSM arent real bro

[celest dome]

Wait

[civic gale]

Fill me in boss woman, what's happening?

[storm jungle]

idk guy is going offscript

[celest dome]

Did Corswain imply they're a fan of the Imperium cause they agree with their way of thinking ?

[civic gale]

Wdym by that...

[storm jungle]

I dont think so?

[valid needle]

I’ll tell you chief

[storm jungle]

[valid needle]

Skibidi 67 67 gyatt rizzle skrrrt

[civic gale]

Oh that guys new here

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/twd-pe-chris-tietjen-rick-grimes-negan-gif-25971280

[civic gale]

Based

[celest dome]

If he consider that people who like Chaos Marines are taking them as "Freedom fighter" (which other than some edge cases isn't really a thing I've ever seen), then that could imply things toward his own stance (projections and all that)

[valid needle]

Who

[civic gale]

You

[valid needle]

I’ve been here longer than you

I just left the server for two weeks because I stopped playing

I’m just trolling Dilara

[solid horizon]

dies on first combat phase and gets wiped out of existence

[civic gale]

Oh so you left the discord, makes sense then I guess

What the fuck

Is wrong with my fingers

[solid horizon]

females sense

it's like spider sense

but ladies

[civic gale]

I guess man

[solid horizon]

one does not simply troll dilara

[civic gale]

True

[limpid granite]

just say you like loyalist marines lolol

[solid horizon]

me ?

[limpid granite]

instant agro special move

[solid horizon]

I mean I like tabletop and never read a book that is not the mission rulebook so I think that's enough already

[valid needle]

It is very easy

Just glaze marines

[celest dome]

We had Marines glazer since launch

[solid horizon]

tell her lore is nothing more but random blabbering made to explain wargame models

[celest dome]

nothing "wrong" with that

I think Dil is one of the person that readily agree that warhammer lore is just an excuse to sell more plastic miniatures though ?

[solid horizon]

no

[storm jungle]

You say this while always getting upset when people say marines are bad

[solid horizon]

to be fair

[storm jungle]

people just cannot like things, its okay

[solid horizon]

space marine enjoyers usually get bullied so it's not really anger

"oh so you like space marines"
get yo ass lynched

[limpid granite]

theres a fine line between not liking and hatred for people liking it

[civic gale]

You will like nothing and you will like it

It makes a lot of sense I know

[valid needle]

No I don’t I’ve never crashed out I just like to argue.

Also

[storm jungle]

Im sorry but space marine fans dont make a good impression

[limpid granite]

https://klipy.com/gifs/monkey-lion

[storm jungle]

AND

FUCKING

SPEAKING OF

literally the moment i say it

lmao

[civic gale]

Lmao

[daring creek]

Again?

[valid needle]

Fulgrim is a peak book with excellent story telling and is a necessity to reading warhammer lore. @storm jungle

[daring creek]

Or

I saw this person before

[storm jungle]

Yeah 2m ago lol

[solid horizon]

they meant textual assault... right?

[civic gale]

Ofc it a salamander guy

[storm jungle]

pure irony

[solid horizon]

"salamnders are nice guys"
also salamanders

[limpid granite]

he sadly follows slaanesh so hes washed

[storm jungle]

anyway im gonna make like

an entire chart of space marine pfp users we banned who are chuds

theres like hundreds

[civic gale]

And this is why I am starting to like corax more

[storm jungle]

Corax is a hypocrite but hes cool

[solid horizon]

keep on with the good work

[storm jungle]

state approved terrorism

[civic gale]

Ye I know

[solid horizon]

space marines pfp users should be a dying breed

[daring creek]

Please do

[valid needle]

Go my Chud Kings, fly and chud forever.

[civic gale]

Wait is there any primarch that...isn't a hypocrite?

[storm jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1457464487522336871/1470851125061091480/caption.gif

[storm jungle]

Not really no

they are all genocidal warlords

[civic gale]

So by that logic

Corax is cool

[solid horizon]

genocidal manchilds

[limpid granite]

oh my chuddy

[civic gale]

Just a hypocrite by association

I'm just genius

[valid needle]

Fuck my chud life😖

[daring creek]

I will read a marine book

Eventually

[civic gale]

Poor you
Eventually

I did see the blood gorgons

[daring creek]

I want to hate on it properly

[celest dome]

Any Primarch that wouldn't have been a genocidal warlord would have died the moment the Emperor would have found him

[civic gale]

They sound cooler than...most chaos marines

[daring creek]

Not just because of this chat...

Or I could save myself the trouble and read lexicanum

I feel I got a basic run down of what the black templars do

And well

All they will do

Endless crusading sounds cool

[valid needle]

Khorne is the Chud King though

He’s so cool

Best chaos god

[solid horizon]

thats what teenagers think

[undone elm]

https://youtu.be/7fPbS2vIX-M

[valid needle]

Nah he does give chud energy tho

[brave owl]

I can't remember the book name but I think the only warhammer 40k book I read was an old horus heresy book about the assault on Istvaan

[solid horizon]

tabletop accurate noise marine

[valid needle]

Which Istvaan?

[cerulean trellis]

can't a girl mur... purge some heretics without lore chat going full throttle?

[brave owl]

I don't know, I think Typhus was in it

[valid needle]

Flight of the Eisenstein and galaxy in flames

[solid horizon]

noise marines guns are so ass

[brave owl]

I think its the first one

Yeah it was most likely eisenstein

[daring creek]

The blood ravens look interesting

Are their books good

[limpid granite]

You can purge heretics in rogue trader

A planet full of em

[valid needle]

They say you are what you eat and sons of fulgrim do eat ass

[brave owl]

they have video games about them

dawn of war series

[daring creek]

Already playing dow1

[shadow plover]

I think they should be autohits like flamers, torrent weapons or whatever they're now called

[brave owl]

honestly dow1 was the best ones

specifically the more story oriented and focused ones

[solid horizon]

yeah

[cerulean trellis]

more than one if i heard corectly, workign my way there though

[solid horizon]

right now they have a glorified radium carbine minus anti infant 4

[shadow plover]

The Blastmaster weapons are a bit better though

[brave owl]

I kinda like dow2 sorta but it feels too like...

Hero focused

[vagrant fox]

No

[valid needle]

Wdym