40k-lore-chat

[storm jungle]

the entire reason he started acting is beause he was just ridiculed on WWE lol

[wary fulcrum]

he needs to be open about the juice, i'd like him a lot more if he was

[near wasp]

He literally has clauses in his contracts that he can't lose

[storm jungle]

Yeah tho people got no idea how deep that goes

lol

[heady rivet]

Oh its obvious to anyone with eyeballs

[storm jungle]

Ironically a lot of people legit dont get it

idk why

[wary fulcrum]

but he denies it

At least Ritchson is all "fuck yeah you dont look like this natty"

[storm jungle]

^

[ripe forum]

Eye barls

[heady rivet]

Whose that one guy who got on juice for that shit Marvel movie and now he's just ripped for no reason

[storm jungle]

Rock's juicing is also gonna ruin him in his later life

which idrc its gonna be funny

lol

[wary fulcrum]

or Rob Mc who explained in detail how you need time, money and a whole team to get yourself into decent shape for a short amount of time

[storm jungle]

Lmao christ

LITERALLY JUST GO SWIMMING

[heady rivet]

Kumail Ali Nanjiani. Its EMBARASSING how obvious it is

[storm jungle]

hold on lemme google

oh hes that gigachad indian guy

[heady rivet]

Oh its bad

[hallow saddle]

Kumail Nanjiani?

[arctic talon]

Roids

[storm jungle]

LITERALLY the gigachad meme

[arctic talon]

lol

[hallow saddle]

yeah Kumail haha

[arctic talon]

He’s got the head shape yeah

[hallow saddle]

poor dude he though he was finally set for life with his marvel gig

[heady rivet]

He has thr audacity to have a standup bit about his hard work and "I dont know why I didnt do this sooner" and the entire audience is laughing like they dont wanna hurt his feelings

[ripe forum]

Oh oh it's that mf from the fallout show

[storm jungle]

[heady rivet]

Yeah no he finished so he's just doing roids for nothing

[arctic talon]

Which one was he in

[storm jungle]

which one, theres a lot of mfers in the fallout show

[arctic talon]

I’m deadass

[hallow saddle]

Eternals

💀

[storm jungle]

lmao

[arctic talon]

Oh

I remember him now

From an ad

[wary fulcrum]

he;s the robot

droid

[wary fulcrum]

wassname

[ripe forum]

He's the paladin with the whiny voice

I hate the fallout show

It's so bad

[wary fulcrum]

what're the impersonator robots called?

[storm jungle]

its fun

[ripe forum]

[storm jungle]

the only downside is other fallout fans

[arctic talon]

What lmao?

[storm jungle]

Yeah LMAO

[arctic talon]

Based?/j

[arctic talon]

Gimme links

[storm jungle]

it was some kind of chuddism i forgot

[ripe forum]

My issue is that it actively spits in the face of previous lore

[arctic talon]

I need to see what flavor

Of Chinese racism

[storm jungle]

Does it?

is this about new vegas

if so im gonna legit scream

Im so tired of NV fans

[ripe forum]

It's also about 1 - 2

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

Yeah but 2 was ass/hj

So it’s okay

[wary fulcrum]

my brother has a theory that it's ripping into Bethesda and how Bethesda keeps killing previous stuff because it needs the setting to stay the same

[storm jungle]

LOL

[arctic talon]

[ripe forum]

But if you don't wanna discuss it I won't force the conversation

[storm jungle]

tbh

[hallow saddle]

lore bore zzzzzzz

[storm jungle]

what even is it

im curious

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/troy-brad-pitt-thats-why-no-one-will-remember-your-name-gif-16617148

[daring creek]

Get into arguments online

[heady rivet]

@ripe forum spoiler it btw

[languid meadow]

Fallout discussion I have been summoned

[wary fulcrum]

so the idea that these places build and move on is thrown out with some mad disaster caused by Bumfuck the Raider in an obscure audio clip in the next game over

And the show is just them doing it to back to Bethesda

[ripe forum]

||So! The biggest thing is that lucys vault shouldn't even exist due to the efforts of both the enclave and the master wiping out / kidnapping just about every vault in the area.||

[arctic talon]

Bro just fucking opens his mouth on everything it seems. Bro is dark woke

[storm jungle]

Thats it?

doesnt like... literally every fallout game have contradictions like this

[arctic talon]

As in he’s both un PC and woke simultaneously

[hallow saddle]

i love dark woke

[arctic talon]

lol

Bro is dark woke

[hallow saddle]

Dark Brandon

[ripe forum]

||Also they've been incredibly incredibly inconsistent with the destruction of shady sands, to the point where it's been stated that the destruction of the NCR's capital was BEFORE THE EVENTS OF NV in the timeline||

[valid needle]

wtf is dark woke

[near wasp]

The master just didn't get around to Lucy's vault he would of eventually

[valid needle]

Is it like half woke

Not completely woke but leaning woke

[wary fulcrum]

/spoiler doesn't "just about every" kind of cover that though?

Or the idea that these may be an enclave base rather than a full vault tec one? /spoiler

[arctic talon]

Being both woke and chud at the same time but way more woke then chud

[hallow saddle]

is woke but ur allowed to say the R word

[arctic talon]

lol

[storm jungle]

Have they? We had no idea how or when it was destroyed and it was obviously going to be revealed later

[ripe forum]

||It just feels incredibly unlikely they alongside the enclave would miss a MASSIVE INTERCONNECTED vault||

[storm jungle]

the entire Shady Sands thing is just so weird to me

[storm jungle]

Buddy

have you seen the US government today

[ripe forum]

||The ghoul at one point mentions it was decades ago||

[storm jungle]

its the most realistic part 💀

[languid meadow]

||Prob because the 3 vaults are enclave vaults||

[valid needle]

Could also be Light Chud

[near wasp]

They work for the enclave

[storm jungle]

Fuck actually a good point

[storm jungle]

Yea

[arctic talon]

lol

[languid meadow]

we can't take his word for it since he was buried for gods know how long, and the writers confirm the event was after NV

[arctic talon]

Talk like a woke think like a chud

Talk like a chud think like a woke

Pick one

[hallow saddle]

second one

[arctic talon]

lol

[ripe forum]

But don't you think the people he's talking to would've said something?

Or at least been confused

Instead of just going along with it

[rancid cove]

I love how this is the answer to every fictional super evil politics in media.

[languid meadow]

the chalk board is this

[wary fulcrum]

aren't they the ones lost in the desert with no comms for a long time?

[languid meadow]

yea but also the nuking was almost a decade ago

[wary fulcrum]

was it not over a decade?

How old is Maximus because he's not like, 17

[languid meadow]

2281 NV
FoTVS2 is 2296

[wary fulcrum]

he's what? 10 in the SS scene?

So 25 now?

Yeah i could see that

[rancid cove]

Grok, explain to me the fallout tv show timeline using charlie kirks assassination as date format.

[storm jungle]

Yeah like im sorry but this is the same government whos ideas for WMDs involved shit like this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb

the US government is braindead, evil and fucking crazy

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/joker-face-2

[ripe forum]

In fairness Bethesda also makes the enclave more incompetent every time they show up

So

Maybe

[valid needle]

Ain’t no way this is real

[arctic talon]

Tbf

They were also stupid in 2 lol

[rancid cove]

Billions into trying to create a bomb that makes people gay

But free medical care? No.

Them politicians are gatekeeping mpreg...

[wary fulcrum]

i take Charlie with me into every Helldive

At least, i did

Honestly the 500kg isn't doing it for me recently

all about that trench life

[valid needle]

“General how can we defeat the enemy? “We make everyone gay and they start fucking”

[arctic talon]

https://preview.redd.it/in-fallout-2-after-finally-confronting-with-the-de-facto-v0-r4mj67n6refg1.jpeg?auto=webp&s=538ba4d267d617e0df5665f34630d369a51f6f50

Thanks fallout 2

Can’t figure out what you want to be tonally lmao

[storm jungle]

Its real

again the US government is insane

[wary fulcrum]

i love how that is so American Christian coded

[rancid cove]

"S-sir! A bomb just exploded near our visci-oh... oh my god... general we cant... were both boys... ng- kisses"

[vagrant fox]

Why make a gay bomb when the Chinese and Soviet were already gay married

[ripe forum]

I also dislike how the show treated ||House||

[near wasp]

I thought they were the two motherlands

[valid needle]

The actually gay soldiers when they hear of this plan

[near wasp]

So shouldn't it be yuri instead

[valid needle]

https://tenor.com/view/penguinz0-moistcritikal-gif-27692002

[ripe forum]

Can a mother not birth a man

[vagrant fox]

You thought wrong

[rancid cove]

House as in the quirked up white boy doctor

[ripe forum]

As in the autocratic TV Screen man

[rancid cove]

Mis

Mid

[wary fulcrum]

for why?

[languid meadow]

It's funny to me the US gov made communists twice

[storm jungle]

Wdym, he was perfect

[languid meadow]

once in a vault then in a summer camp

I think house was pretty good

[storm jungle]

Literally a piece of shit crazy plutocrat.

[valid needle]

“The house always wins. But what if I was never the house” went pretty hard tbh

[languid meadow]

he's smart and coniving but you do see his crazy side like in the games

[storm jungle]

^

[ripe forum]

The show makes him a screaming belligerent fool who's yelling about probabilities instead of the calm and collected person he usually was in the game.

[storm jungle]

....thats what he is tho

[languid meadow]

Like House IS the smartest person in the show

[ripe forum]

I feel he fell to the crazy side too easily

[storm jungle]

he literally crashes out in some options you pick

[near wasp]

Bro what

[wary fulcrum]

House was crazy?

[near wasp]

You think you can ransom my property to me!

YES

[storm jungle]

it makes sense tho, its because its for once a riddle he cant solve, thats what pisses him off

its what makes it scary

because even in the show they NEVER namedrop the Enclave

so unless you know the lore its a "oh fuck" reveal when you piece it together

[wary fulcrum]

in the show

I think i might have missed a bit, when did he go crazy?

By which i mean crazier than he already is

Like crashout crazy

[storm jungle]

We are talking normal crazy

[valid needle]

Because he knows the enclave are always two steps ahead of him

[storm jungle]

^

[rancid cove]

buuurp....

[storm jungle]

House never likes losing

[wary fulcrum]

i can't see an issue with that

Losing sucks

[ripe forum]

The show also soft retcons Mr. house claiming he'd predicted the end of the world, because he was essentially told by the enclave that it'd happen

[storm jungle]

especially if you're a piece of shit casino owning plutocrat

[wary fulcrum]

thats why i only ever win

Or if my win is vaguely dubious i change the rules so that i win again

[storm jungle]

...I mean again

"first world problems"

none of this matters

[languid meadow]

no House DOES predict the end of the world, he knows it was coming yes but not when

[storm jungle]

^

thats outright spelled out yeah

[languid meadow]

His calculations are still the same as they were in NV

[storm jungle]

he tells this to the Ghoul as well

[languid meadow]

it's just COOPER is the one thing that messes it up lol

[ripe forum]

Do you not think house being the smart character he's reflected as at least in new Vegas would begin his defense plan immediately

[languid meadow]

without cooper Vegas gets fully saved

He did

that's the chip

[wary fulcrum]

did he not?

[near wasp]

It's implied the courier killed houses body

The courier ruined his plans before

[languid meadow]

the chip is still in transit he planned for it to be there because again he didn't expect cooper to fucking accelerate the end of the world lol

[wary fulcrum]

i know i certainly did

Fucken spear through the chest, eat caveman nuke bitch

[languid meadow]

his calculations were right but Coop fucked it

[storm jungle]

||I feel like people really buy into "House is an untouchable genius" he presents himself in the game too much.||

[ripe forum]

I don't think he's an untouchable genius but I do think some people think "Business man bad" and immediately paint him as horribly incompetent

[languid meadow]

I do like how the Enclave is a lil scary

they should be

they're goobers in 2 and 3

[wary fulcrum]

his whole fictional persona is that business man bad and also very competent

[storm jungle]

I mean, he is very much not super-competent

"GIMME THAT CHIP NOW"

[ripe forum]

If you had your life's work hung in front of you by someone who quite literally just needs to complete a job THEY TOOK would you not get angry?

[wary fulcrum]

he's had a hundred years or two to let things slip

Up until that point he was golden

[ripe forum]

Also

[storm jungle]

Yes? But thats not really the point.

[ripe forum]

It's not as if he immediately starts yelling

[storm jungle]

You can literally ragebait him in 2 interactions

[ripe forum]

He grows increasingly angry when you CONTINUALLY spite him by not giving him the chip

[storm jungle]

all businessmen like House have soft egos

especially with wildcards like the ghoul or teh courier

[languid meadow]

House is like this sometimes but ngl

I'd follow his S2 version

[wary fulcrum]

https://klipy.com/gifs/charlie-day-iasip

[languid meadow]

he was humbled

he seems...

less insane

[storm jungle]

well yeah hes not in his piss-tank yet

[languid meadow]

he realizes shit is fucked and needs to work with others

[wary fulcrum]

this is my next courier

I was going for the Wildcard gif of Charlie, but this also works too well

[ripe forum]

House wasn't really above working with others in new Vegas, he works with the NCR for the longest time, both sides just now they'd be perfectly willing to stab each other in the back.

[languid meadow]

I mean he doesn't really work with the NCR tbh not unless you restore cut content

he tolerates them

[wary fulcrum]

isn't that because he doesn't have the chip though?

Once he does the pendulum swings back to his cock

[languid meadow]

in S2 he has what he wants from cooper already

but still chooses to help him

even if he could just kill him as soon as he puts away the gauss

[storm jungle]

Like im sorry I dunno but at the end of the day I really feel like the fallout purists take this show way too seriously and none of this really matters that much.

This isnt some perfectly written ultra competent serious IP, its always had contradictions and plotholes, people just guard it religiously because its dear to them and want no other interpretation of it.

I went into the show thinking it was gonna be horrible from some word of mouth (especially as a fan of all the games) and I enjoyed it a lot seeing all the effort and characters put into it, thats kinda where I lay at the end of the day tbh

this isnt some Resident Evil 3 remake situation where the entire plot of something is completely cut in half and butchered

[ripe forum]

I just dislike it because up until the show Bethesda mostly stayed with east coast content, which let me keep the parts of fallout I liked, away from the more zany kooky elements that showed up in Bethesda entries.

I like three, 76 And four, and I just consider them more their own thing in terms of tone

[wary fulcrum]

SYNTH!

Okay, is Kumail the synth from FO3?

They're both called Harkness both from Capital

It's one of the more memorable FO3 quests, and it's not a particularly common name

[ripe forum]

Admittedly a lot of it's a personal thing

[storm jungle]

Yeah but again I just dont really care about this stuff.

As long as a show isnt dogshit and is fun ill watch it. Especially if its an IP I like.

[languid meadow]

that's the running theory Kumail is a synth but I don't see it

he acts like a Commonwealth paladin

[wary fulcrum]

could that just be a personality implant though?

[languid meadow]

yeah but one of the reasons people think he's a synth is because of how he acts

and I'm like... that's how a lot of commonwealth paladins act like

[wary fulcrum]

after FO4 yeah

in Fo3 they should have been a bit more chill, Lyons was all "maybe don't murder kids?" and he got bodied by that Yuppie bitch for it

Maxson? Total douch canoe

[languid meadow]

In 3 they're still racist

just not kid killing racist

they're not kid killing racist in 4 either

they mistrust ghouls but also treat them way better than they did in 3 lol

in 3 they take pot shots at ghouls and in 4 they just leave them alone

[wary fulcrum]

do they? My last playthrough i was at the part where they talk about working along side them in 3

(the citadel? Just got there, now for some reason the save wont work)

[languid meadow]

Ghouls in necropolis talk about getting shot at by knights and paladins

and some patrols mention that as well

not..

necropolis

underworld?

yeah

[wary fulcrum]

is that not in the...i don't know where it is in the US, with all the statues and shit

Lincoln's head?

I always had that down to it being an active warzone with at least 3 factions duking it out

(talon, super mutants, Brotherhood

I think there's raiders at the memorial too)

[languid meadow]

here

[wary fulcrum]

thats the one, that strip

[languid meadow]

both 3 and 4 still have anti ghoul sentiment and it's complicated to say the least

[wary fulcrum]

Talon Company hold or attack the capitol building i think?

the Obelisk (washington monument?) is held by the brotherhood

Lincoln is the Raiders or Slaves

Supermutants are in the Museum of Tech

[languid meadow]

I think... the only times the BoS dont is 1/2/tactics

[rose thorn]

FALLOUT 4!!!!

[languid meadow]

the whole mega anti mutant stance is def something semi new

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/tear-t-shirt-gif-16385643546047987110

[languid meadow]

post NCR-BoS war

https://fxtwitter.com/lordmagmion196/status/2042610536022433850?s=20

RodrigoP (Commissions Open) (@lordmagmion196)

When you know the Fay Enchantress is an elf but can't prove it:

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[heady rivet]

My AoS friend just said he wants a book thats just an Ossiarch Bone-Reapers court case. Is this a gemerald post? @arctic talon

[arctic talon]

This is a gemerald post

[opaque coyote]

Apparently this is how Vulpes looks canonically

[storm jungle]

femboy yeah

[opaque coyote]

In game for reference

[wary fulcrum]

Ossiarch vs that Flesh Eaters lawyer

[opaque coyote]

There was a lot of weird limits with the gamebryo engine

One was literally just

No bald people

That's why Caesar in game had skin color hair for some reason

Christine is the only exception but she had an entirely unique preset instead of the regular male/female

[rancid cove]

Turkey engine

[valid needle]

Based

[lament shoal]

Lol I tried making Titus in Fallout

[sharp pollen]

500 settlements

[heady rivet]

Good news everyone

My hound is back from the groomers

[hallow saddle]

haha

[languid meadow]

[opaque coyote]

Holy shit this image is old

They got Mag Uruk Thraka pre-transition

[rancid cove]

such a cool ass name

[storm jungle]

love how some GW guys went "nah that isnt a poke at Thatcher's name"

okay lil bro you dont have to lie because its the 2000's

🥀

[hallow saddle]

haha yeah

it so obviously is

[storm jungle]

Lmao yeah its like when the Dead Space devs said Unitology isnt parodying Scientology

(tho in that case they'd literally get nuked legally so i get it)

[near wasp]

The only thing bad about pissing of thatchers grave is eventually you'll run out of piss

[storm jungle]

LOL

[heady rivet]

[opaque coyote]

They basically copied the policies word for word which is the saddest and also the funniest part

They barely had to change anything to fit it in

Well besides the God actually being real... In a way

[jade holly]

Scientology… is something that exists for sure

[opaque coyote]

Someone signed up to a scientology church under a fake name as a joke.

It wasn't that funny when they were fucking body blocked from leaving

[jade holly]

At that point that’s being held hostage so self defense is allowed

Right?

[storm jungle]

[storm jungle]

No

[jade holly]

Then nvm

[storm jungle]

because they got lawyers

and they'll always win out

its a literal mega-cult

[near wasp]

God I hate people who come into my dms basically demanding I buy art

[storm jungle]

ANOTHER one? lol

[near wasp]

I get a few of them a week

[opaque coyote]

They also use security checks (interrogations) and E-meters to probe for "crimes/hostile intent"

For anyone that signs up

[hallow saddle]

they also have a dedicated group for harassing people

[jade holly]

Do I even wanna know how much money the gov’t gives them?

[opaque coyote]

Like I said, the only real difference between Scientology and Unitology is that Unitology's belief is actually somewhat real

If very very very misguided

[hallow saddle]

tfw fucking neil gaimans parents were super high up in scientology

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2042672229549474054

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[jade holly]

Like getting the answer in a math problem with the completely wrong process

[hallow saddle]

not surprising when that came out

[languid meadow]

Altman was a hero just not one those fuckwits thinks he is

!

[near wasp]

It's more how much they give to the government

[hallow saddle]

oh wow the rapist creep turned out to be born into a cult

[opaque coyote]

Also (un)fun fact.

The church keeps huge morgues of people. Entire mausleom ships. They send these ships to the "Brethren"

[jade holly]

Is the CEO’s family okay?

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-ok-oops-javier-bardem-gif-10579690

[rancid cove]

please tell me it killed him

[languid meadow]

I don't think he has a family

ngl

and he's alive

[hallow saddle]

they should do it again

[heady rivet]

REMINDER to everyone before you react we have a hidden chudling reporting messages

[rancid cove]

godd FUCKINNG DAMNIT they only time they fuckin getting rid of a piece of hit and succeed was the fucking podcaster

WHY DONT THEY EVER HIT

THE ACTUAL FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT

[solid horizon]

tru tru boss

[rancid cove]

WHO HAVE CONTROL OF SHIT

[opaque coyote]

Also the process is closer to correct than you think.

Altman was originally part of a science team that found out the original marker.

He did make an announcement about it. Especially since he discovered that the government was covering up.

But in his initial announcement, he actually didn't know what it was about. And said as much. Just that it was evidence of alien life.

After this announcement though. He was brought back to a research facility and bared witness to the first Necromorph outbreak on Earth.

Although he escaped and the facility sank down into the ocean. He was captured by two of his ex- team members who became crazed by the Marker. They are the ones that decided to make Altman a martyr and initiate convergence.

Altman's final moments were spent having to fight off a necromorph with a fucking spoon.

[languid meadow]

Didn't realize Laati was Racistus I was prepping for some foul things said

[opaque coyote]

Knowing that his soon coming death will sprout a religion in his name

And make him a false martyr.

[jade holly]

[opaque coyote]

While his "acolytes" began to sprout Unitology despite the government's best efforts to cover it up.

[jade holly]

I never played Dead Space before and thought it was just a funny horror game In space

[near wasp]

Ok guys I've gotta say this. Stop inciting or glorifying violence like "they should do it again" not because I give a fuck about any of your guys discord accounts but because they shit could come back to the server itself and have it get deleted.

[rancid cove]

best they can do is suspend me for one day again

[jade holly]

I’m just not a fan of making violent threats

[rancid cove]

they fucking deserve it

[opaque coyote]

I'm too focused on dead space lore rn

[near wasp]

Discord has been know to delete entire servers for this

[hallow saddle]

oh i was talking about 40k easter eggs not whatever u guys were talking about :V

[near wasp]

So please fucking stop

[opaque coyote]

Dead Space lore goes hard and dead space too

You should play it

[near wasp]

I don't want the place I love to hang out get smited

[jade holly]

BL4 added a gun in the new dlc that’s a reference to dead space

[daring creek]

stop posting gore bruh

[jade holly]

It shoots like Isaac’s gun

[opaque coyote]

And then get sad at the fact that EA killed the series

Twice

Because Dead Space 3 didn't hit

[daring creek]

erm its called the plasma cutter ackshelly

[opaque coyote]

I think like

[opaque coyote]

20 million sales?

Give me a sec

[daring creek]

reported

[opaque coyote]

Oh yeah 5 million

Despite the fact that Dead Space 3 was objectively the worst game of the series

EA basically said

"IF Y'ALL DON'T BUY 5 MILLION COPIES. I'M FUCKING ENDING THE SERIES PREMATURELY!"

[opaque coyote]

Not even joking

[opaque coyote]

I mean Mr. Frog literally took a picture with Epstein

He probably already did that

[rancid cove]

[opaque coyote]

@jade holly But yeah Dead Space is a banger game

With banger lore

It's also cosmic horror

So if you're also into that shit

Y'know

Play it

Also it's implied that the Black Marker was there in the first place to force humanity into existence

It was the meteor that killed the dinosaurs basically

And then forced our literal brains to develop in such a way

That we would eventually go out in space to find more resources

Because we were made to guzzle up too much

Basically the Marker created humanity

Our psychology

Our entire intelligence

Basically implying that the entire human race

Is cattle for an alien thing

As food and reproduction

[near wasp]

Thats not ok

[opaque coyote]

Conditioned since the first monkey began to walk

[near wasp]

Horrifying

[opaque coyote]

We were made to be food

Just like the hundreds upon hundreds of alien races that existed beforehand and then died to fuel the life cycle of the Markers

That's why the series is called dead space

The entire universe is simply a slaughter house

[daring creek]

deported

[near wasp]

That's an interesting way to interpret the fermi paradox

I think that's the one

[heady rivet]

Fermi

[nocturne crest]

There is a cut route where House joins the NCR if you destroy his bunker by the fort.

[opaque coyote]

Yeah and the devs planned for there to be a predator to uh

The brethren moon + markers

Similar to how like

Nature has like microscopic life, then plants, then animals, etc. etc.

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/nah-im-good-no-nope-no-thanks-gif-11676131

[opaque coyote]

Something that is interesting though is that

Although 95% of humans basically get their mind molded like clay

If you're smart enough

Congratulations! You get marker codes and the sudden temptations to build markers

Just shoved into your brain

And then told to build more

[jade holly]

Sounds like GSC in a way

[opaque coyote]

You're also manipulated like a damn fiddle

Each person basically gets tormented in their own unique way

Any sort of trauma gets stabbed like a necromorph stabs a human being

Isaac, the main protagonist, gets manipulated twice

He luckily doesn't fall for it anymore with Dead Space 3

But at that point he's just kinda numb to it

Fool me once shame on you

Fool me twice shame on me

Not a third time

plasma cutter SFX

[opaque coyote]

Also every intelligent civilization will eventually try to use a marker

You wanna know why?

Well the marker produces infinite energy

Like literally infinite

And every intelligent life is manipulated by said marker to be energy consuming

So everyone falls for it because they're basically running off of fumes atp

[languid meadow]

https://youtube.com/shorts/C4Ut-bPR_oo?si=UtytnLfjO3WH7745 yoooo cyberpunk net crash

[opaque coyote]

Can't wait to see some random assholes face everywhere

Bartmoss moment

[opaque coyote]

And also also

Necromorphs can't really uh

Die?

[jade holly]

Considering their name Necromorph I’d assume their “death” is a mutation state that they just reform from

[opaque coyote]

Basically the reason why shooting them in the head and body doesn't really affect them.

Is cause they are literally already dead

Shooting them in the limbs or just damaging the body renders them immobile

Not dead

Immobile

They just stop moving

...

Until you find their corpses gone

You see the devs got creative with explaining despawning

[daring creek]

its funny to see necromorph bodies flop around

[opaque coyote]

Because it's canonically explained that they eventually just

Moved away

[opaque coyote]

Less that just that they can't die unless if you like

Literally vaporize their bodies

You can literally reduce a necromorph

Into nothing but bloody bones

And they'll literally still move after you and try to kill you

Also they can be made out of like

Any living creature

Even fish

Idk how TF a marker can make a fish crazy tho

There's nothing in there

[hallow saddle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFPpePAGO7s sick as fuck

[copper island]

is that thatcher

pique!

[jade holly]

I’m watching a BL3 playthrough of Jakobs Pistols only

[rancid cove]

Wow there is not a lot of tartaros artwork huh

[jade holly]

Why have Tartaros when Cataphractii and Gorgon exist

[rancid cove]

Uhh cause tartaros is cool

The fastest pattern while keeping stronger protection than the indominatus pattern

[jade holly]

WHY ARE LSM TERMIES $4 MORE THAN CHAOS ONES???

[hallow saddle]

its the chud tax

[jade holly]

LSM terminator squad is $69.00 (nice)

Chaos Termies are $65

[hallow saddle]

chaos is quite an older kit i guess

[jade holly]

Yeah they’re smaller

And they don’t have that one additional model

[hallow saddle]

thats true

extra model

6 Citadel Miniatures

[jade holly]

Idk what it is

[hallow saddle]

teleport homer

[jade holly]

Some weird pylon ass looking thing

Kinda wanna get the Terminator squad to make Indomitus scale Chaos Termies

[crystal forum]

the end goal of necromorphs is to form large masses of corpses that coalesce into brethren moons

[jade holly]

Ah yes, I understand completely and have zero questions

[crystal forum]

nobody really understands dead space lore because it's unfinished

but basically the reason there's no living aliens in the dead space universe is because all sentient life eventually gets consumed and turn into moons

[jade holly]

It’s the Day of Ascension, Jerry

[hallow saddle]

[crystal forum]

it's kinda like the theory that the 40k nids only got attracted to the galaxy because they felt humanity was huge

[jade holly]

Pretty sure that is the reason

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-say-that-say-that-agian-marvel-fantastic-gif-12441585058103544841

[crystal forum]

the moons just create life and wait for them to mature into better food

[solid horizon]

nah they just hungy

[jade holly]

The Heresy sent out a massive shockwave of psychic activity that attracted the Tyranids

[crystal forum]

the dead space universe is metal af

we are nothing but food for mystical living planets

[nocturne crest]

https://www.youtube.com/live/nfhDuOHMp0A

Splashdown if anyone is interested

[hallow saddle]

thx

[jade holly]

Oh yeah we launched humans into space again

[crystal forum]

am i alone in caring way more about unmanned drone expeditions

[hallow saddle]

yeah but come on you gotta watch this

theyre dropping back into our planet this is sick

[jade holly]

That is actually really cool though

[crystal forum]

hopefully nothing goes wrong

[jade holly]

Yeah

[crystal forum]

damn they're really picking up speed

[hallow saddle]

its our pale blue dot

idk why they have to black out the feed

[crystal forum]

i think it's ground view

also cameras might be blinded by the re entry heat

[nocturne crest]

Because of re-entry, there is a communication black outs.

[heady rivet]

Blackout period probably? There's a window of re-entry where communications both ways dont work

Science

[nocturne crest]

Yeah, there is plasma around the vehicle rn.

[hallow saddle]

ohhh i see

[heady rivet]

Its just one of things things we deal with in every space launch since the Soviets

[crystal forum]

i dont think the cameras would be able to see much anyways because the light would over expose it

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/flashbang-gif-22572243

[hallow saddle]

the astronauts are having a quick spliff while the comms are off

[crystal forum]

i assembled camera systems for automated welding robot arms once and they needed two cameras , one behind a thick filter and another one almost exposed

one behind the thick filter would activate when the welding flash was on, other one was for aligning the welder before welding started

[hallow saddle]

doing this fuckin reentry would be pretty intense

[nocturne crest]

We got comms back

[crystal forum]

when you think about it, this is a manmade meteor

[heady rivet]

Wahoo!

[hallow saddle]

theyre crushing it right now

[heady rivet]

Guy in charge is named Wiseman. Did Kojima write this shit?

[crystal forum]

is that a thermal camera view

if so then that pod is really hot

[hallow saddle]

theyre just dropping through the sky bro whaaaaaaaat

[crystal forum]

terminal velocity

[hallow saddle]

heres he chutes

[crystal forum]

looks like UFO footage

[hallow saddle]

hell yeah

[heady rivet]

If they deploy chute too high they would drift too much

Or the chutes just fail

[crystal forum]

it's tipping a bit

[heady rivet]

Both are bad

[crystal forum]

that's terrifying

[hallow saddle]

shaving off a nice bit of speed

looks in control

[arctic talon]

If it fails then well 💀

Yeah

[hallow saddle]

here we go

[heady rivet]

Cuts feed "Yeah we fucked up" and ends stream

[hallow saddle]

thass it

[nocturne crest]

Yes.

[vagrant fox]

Who comes back to Earth at like 2 am, ridiculous behaviour

[crystal forum]

look at how much it's tipping

i'd be shitting my pants

[hallow saddle]

look at that

[heady rivet]

Imagine the parachute comes out and its bright green with a little alien face

[nocturne crest]

Same.

[heady rivet]

Drunk coming home from the bar

IMAGINE drunk flying one of these MFers

[nocturne crest]

Hell, I would be shitting myself during the process before re-entry. Imagine if they had gotten launched back into space.

[crystal forum]

that chute deployment must have felt like hell on their spines after being in space lol

[hallow saddle]

yeah getting back into earth is big

at least ud be dying at home from that point

[heady rivet]

Not physically possible, just an urban legend of Lost Cosmonaut theory

[crystal forum]

how would they get launched back into space what

[nocturne crest]

No, they said it was a possibility if they didn't get the right angle for re-entry.

[arctic talon]

[heady rivet]

I assume he means the "bounce off" legend

SPLASH

[hallow saddle]

thats spashdown

[crystal forum]

they'd still eventually come back since their orbit would be at a really sharp angle

[heady rivet]

[crystal forum]

at least this is one thing the admin didn't manage to fuck up

[heady rivet]

I dont think Donald Trump is micro managing NASA + nothing to grift there

It really is just

Nerds

[hallow saddle]

im not sure whether there were any purges at nasa

[hallow saddle]

i know (?) there were funding cuts

[crystal forum]

the purge are the funding cuts yeah lol

also renaming the kennedy center

[hallow saddle]

well in other agencies there were like loyalty purges

[storm jungle]

bro

the moment you guys are talking about this shit

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tUmWJvrVIHo?feature=share

i get this on my feed

lmfao

[hallow saddle]

so its just incompetent loyalist morons

[storm jungle]

but yeah he wants to cut NASA's funding among... well literally actually any government department that actually does good stuff

[crystal forum]

trump is prob too busy doing insider trading rn anyways

[storm jungle]

no hes sexting with Big Yahu

smh

[heady rivet]

Sad we could have been in space by now but

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

[crystal forum]

my love for space was ruined many moons ago by the fact that i live on this planet

still great to see ambitious people accomplishing things though

[storm jungle]

We aint making it onto the generational ships

[hallow saddle]

i bet if u were away from earth for years ud miss it

[storm jungle]

no dying in medbays for us 😔

[storm jungle]

fuck no

lmao

[crystal forum]

i can tell you with 100% confidence that i wouldn't

if i was alone i'd miss human contact probably

but not this society

[storm jungle]

Exactly the same for me yeah

this rock is a shithole

[hallow saddle]

i didnt say society

[storm jungle]

too late buddy

🫵

[hallow saddle]

this planet is sick bro

[crystal forum]

anyways the europa clipper is arriving to europa in 2030

i cant wait for barotrauma

[heady rivet]

Inb4 secret paradise planet. Yep, you guessed it. the Nordics.

[crystal forum]

genuinely i don't think any country on earth currently is ready or capable of starting a colony anywhere outside the planet's atmosphere

certainly not in the west

[storm jungle]

its true Mantis Shrimps exist, hard to beat that

https://klipy.com/gifs/lobster-easy

[crystal forum]

the planet itself is cool i just hate the people

[hallow saddle]

me too

[nocturne crest]

Has anyone heard the idea about nuking mars to make water on it?

[hallow saddle]

nuking the poles?

i guess

sounds like a terrible idea

[crystal forum]

well if anything we do have a lot of nukes to spare here

[hallow saddle]

theres no atmosphere or plate tectonics or even much heat in the planet mars is dead af

the idea of going there is better than the reality would be

[storm jungle]

Using nukes for anything is a bad idea lol

unless its sending at uh

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

[hallow saddle]

pshhh

[ripe forum]

Im making a ttrpg thing based off darktide for a few friends.

Got any ideas for stats

[storm jungle]

Fucking scammer

[crystal forum]

damn was that mr beast

[storm jungle]

THE Beast

[jade holly]

I fucking love Earth

[heady rivet]

Elaborate

[crystal forum]

i almost got free money dilara wtf

[heady rivet]

Like what do you mean

[languid meadow]

my fav clip is the switch up between when they're talking to Trump vs Carney lmfao

[storm jungle]

the SILENCE dude lmao

holy shit i cringed

[ripe forum]

What do you all think would make for good stats

[storm jungle]

@arctic talon Get in here

[vagrant fox]

I would just use one of the 40k ttrpgs

[crystal forum]

they prob had to yank the mic out of his hand too before he'd start rambling

[jade holly]

Invincible Vs is fun so far but I am having a rough time

Idk who to make my third

the people I want to play aren’t in the beta

Conquest, Titan and Lucan

[arctic talon]

Use imperium malidictum or dark heresy

Darktide is literally based on dark heresy

Imperium maledictum is a descendent of dark heresy

[arctic talon]

I’m having a great time murdering people

[jade holly]

Check out this Road

ToD

[arctic talon]

Lmao

I love tag bullshit

[jade holly]

[heady rivet]

From a non-biased opinion: The only good fighting game is Street Fighter

[arctic talon]

Holy based

But you’re wrong

[storm jungle]

"Im one of the best presidents around to approve of this rocket stuff the very best, hell id say id probably make a better astronaut than anyone alive even Neil Armstrong, what a great guy with a great name, Armstrong, I got arms just as strong as he does which I could and have used to lift up our great nation to its greatest heights-"

https://klipy.com/gifs/peter-griffin-yap-crazy

[heady rivet]

[crystal forum]

"nobody does space as much as me. nobody. They even named the space center after me"

[storm jungle]

god he YAPS so much dude

like-

[crystal forum]

he's literally senile

[storm jungle]

i cannot fucking believe no one has ever told him to shut the fuck up and crashed out publicly

i know its political suicide but fucking hell

[crystal forum]

i imagine this is how stalin was in his final years

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/kaizzyx-juri-steet-fighter6-sf6-capcom-gif-26454336

[heady rivet]

He is just a narcissist. Fully senile. Fully aware of what he does

[jade holly]

I haven’t gotten Alex yet in SF6 but I heard what they did to him

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/kaizzyx-juri-steet-fighter6-sf6-capcom-gif-26454340

[jade holly]

Like bruh

[storm jungle]

I would say semi-senile

[vagrant fox]

Wrong

[storm jungle]

hes mostly just dumb

[arctic talon]

What the fuck is that emote Dilara

lol

[storm jungle]

its me piping Juri

because shes hot

[heady rivet]

Masturbation

[jade holly]

[storm jungle]

next question

[arctic talon]

She’d be piping you smh

[heady rivet]

Pretty heteronormative of you, have lesbian sex you coward

[crystal forum]

he's not even able to speak anymore. he was at least capable of doing comebacks and stuff during his first term

now he just rambles about bullshit

[storm jungle]

Nah im Her

[storm jungle]

Nah im Her

[storm jungle]

honestly its a mix of a lot of factors but yeah

[arctic talon]

Sis thinks she’s the world tour protagonist

[storm jungle]

like hes semi-senile, a dumbass and also an egomaniac

that factors a lot into how he talks

i cannot fucking believe people were mocking Biden before this, its insane

[arctic talon]

Juri’s favorite gift is a 1,000,000$ Check btw lol

[storm jungle]

yeah shes a sugarbrat

[arctic talon]

Biden’s dementia rambling was dif

[heady rivet]

Have you SEEN her texts?

[storm jungle]

YES lmao

[arctic talon]

lol

[storm jungle]

"Say something."
"Uhhhh"
"GOD you are so boring."

[heady rivet]

She is 1:1 the worst women I know. She just needs a Sanrio plush and a Tomie pfp

[crystal forum]

i find it funny that the markets arent even affected by his tweets anymore because he's been abusing the insider trade machine too much

[storm jungle]

Still piping.

GYATTTTT

[arctic talon]

She prolly owns a Sanrio plush let’s be real here

[storm jungle]

Ngl it gets funnier when you know he has a team that writes those tweets

beause they have to listen to him say this shit

[storm jungle]

and note/write a post like they are administratum clerks

[crystal forum]

not always. some he writes himself

[storm jungle]

its so funny

Yeah but still lmao

[crystal forum]

you can tell when it's his staff because the tweets are somewhat comprehensible

[storm jungle]

i think my new favorite is that WALL of rage-text against the podcaster people, holy shit he was triggered

[crystal forum]

unlike shit like praise be to allah

[storm jungle]

feels like someone id see in lorechat here

[arctic talon]

guh

[storm jungle]

yeah tho thats just him mocking us

people read way too much into that

[storm jungle]

but i agree its fucking hilarious

[crystal forum]

it's hilarious though

[arctic talon]

https://klipy.com/gifs/britt-lower-me

[crystal forum]

idc what his intentions are

he straight up just says that shit during easter sunday

[arctic talon]

Juri's design getting censored in SF5 so she could be on TV for esports is still the funniest shit ever I'm ngl

[storm jungle]

Israelite World Domination? Idk

[arctic talon]

her SF4 and 6 design is better though lmao

[storm jungle]

also I love how they covered her gaps in her outfit where she'd normally show skin

but it ended up being sexier

because its literally black latex

lmao

[near wasp]

dilara contiues to have good taste in women

[heady rivet]

Incredibly common issue

[crystal forum]

israel might unironically involve turkey in their war at some point

[heady rivet]

Nobody can ever say shit about the frame ever again btw

[crystal forum]

then dilara will be sent to the front line

[vagrant fox]

Looks like that miffy thing one of my friends is into, she's also very weird at times

[nocturne crest]

So I got a fun question, but would Umbrella corporation from Resident Evil thrive if it found itself in 40k?

[storm jungle]

I like women that will just do this to me

[storm jungle]

They are targetting us rn

we are next after Iran

yahu has been threatening us like 2-3 times

[crystal forum]

PLEASE god i hope turkey kicks the shit out of israel

[arctic talon]

deadass funniest censoring ever capcom are cowards/j

[heady rivet]

I know a girl big into those and she be dressing up to go to cemetaries where she knows nobody. She got parasols and shit. She lives in Missouri

[arctic talon]

Juri's SF6 design is still my favorite of the bunch though

[vagrant fox]

Zased

[arctic talon]

t b h

[storm jungle]

We ironically can, our army is legit good. The issue is we are NATO so they'll step in the moment they launch missiles at us and make ceasefire talks, a classic "nothing ever happens"

[arctic talon]

Its just the SF4 design but better

[storm jungle]

the turkish army would fucking demolish the IDF until the US came in and sent us to the stone age

lmao

[arctic talon]

Turkey points at article 5

[storm jungle]

Turkey gets removed from NATO

[heady rivet]

Dont forget the pajamas

[arctic talon]

this is gona be Turkey

[arctic talon]

not how NATO works ironically

lol

[crystal forum]

israel could legit cause the dissolution of NATO and i wouldn't even be surprised

[nocturne crest]

This was someone's fetish:

[arctic talon]

No shit

its a tight bodyglove

lol

[storm jungle]

Absolutely, the best part is most of the viruses could legit just be allowed "legally" depending on the planet or what Umbrella produces on the planet they'd have a congolomerate over lol

[vagrant fox]

Dan Abnett was here

[nocturne crest]

I'm talking about the blond hair and blue eyes?

[heady rivet]

Israel wants NATO dissolved specifically because they dont want anyone in the world to have allies or the ability to stop them. If they had their way the entire world would be 3rd-world and they'd be in a paradise where they have impunity to abuse us all

[storm jungle]

^

[arctic talon]

thats not even a fetish thats just people having their own taste 💀

[nocturne crest]

Tbh, if Nato was to dissolve, it would probably reform into Western Union Command.

[crystal forum]

i can see western politicians preferring to kill NATO than disobey their handlers

[heady rivet]

Between Resident Evil, Monster Hunter, Street Fighter?

Its VERY clear that Capcom are into legs and thighs

[crystal forum]

it's so sad

[arctic talon]

You forgot monster hunter

[heady rivet]

I literally said that

[arctic talon]

Thats more evidence for you smh

[near wasp]

i made harley quin in monster hunter

[arctic talon]

I'm fucking blind

💀

[nocturne crest]

Based.

[storm jungle]

my man

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2042670360928358748

mika (@mikareverse)

ethan: what the hell chris? u just shot my wife
︀︀
︀︀chris asf:

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[arctic talon]

I'm gona be fed to Rathalos for this sin bruh

[storm jungle]

god what a dumbass plotpoint

"IM SORRY ETHAN I CANT TELL YOU ANYTHING"

[nocturne crest]

Still, the fact that the virus somehow turn Jill Blond is funny to me.

[storm jungle]

GETOU-

[crystal forum]

the good thing is if NATO is gone then we don't have to hear about hungary anymore

[near wasp]

ill send you a pic next time i get on

[storm jungle]

dude it wasnt the virus

Wesker did that shit

LMAO

[arctic talon]

Country is called Hungry
President is called Orbman and is shaped like an Orb

[languid meadow]

on brand for chris being dumber than the boulder he puncher

[storm jungle]

HE SA FREAK

[arctic talon]

what did Kojima mean by this

[storm jungle]

On brand for bad writing

Chris is my goat

[heady rivet]

My friend and I played this in the patch with the fucked up impossible quicktime events and I was screaming in agony so loud my sister came in to tell me the insurance guy she was on the phone with asked "Is someone in your house playing that scene in RE5?"

[vagrant fox]

Kojima is the eternal cooker

[arctic talon]

two of the new armor sets in Wilds literally make your thighs fatter btw lol

[nocturne crest]

Btw, which is the better flag, the Western Union's or Nato's?

[heady rivet]

Good.

[crystal forum]

i think kojima is just very horny

[near wasp]

GOOD

[storm jungle]

This but my friend let me fucking die when Wesker yeeted me as Sheva out the fucking plane lmfao

[nocturne crest]

A homeless freak.

[storm jungle]

we laughed for like 2m

[storm jungle]

he doenst need a home

[crystal forum]

NATO flag looks like ass tbh it's straight up just a compas

[heady rivet]

Shoutout to the sets where BOTH sexes look like strippers

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/weskerdbd-albertwesker

[heady rivet]

No shit.

[storm jungle]

can we skip to R10 already and get Wesker back

[nocturne crest]

I just remembered, they gave Rebecca an evil costume as dlc for zero.

[storm jungle]

yeah with the same setup as Jill

[crystal forum]

imagine when the artemis astronauts go through customs they get detained and beaten up by ice

[heady rivet]

If R10 isnt a Chris and Jill game I'm blowing my brains out

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/wesker-no-wesker-no-no

Your future HINGES upon this post

[arctic talon]

[storm jungle]

bro im gonna be honest

im fucking tired of Leon

holy shit

lmao

[arctic talon]

Leon is hot though

but yes

[storm jungle]

he is

but hes overrated af

[arctic talon]

He's been in too much stuff

recently

[heady rivet]

Rebecca became a scientist to learn how to deage herself forever

[arctic talon]

lol

[storm jungle]

can we get like some other main characters

lmao

[arctic talon]

New protaganist?

unthinkable

lol

[storm jungle]

NO

[nocturne crest]

We need to put leon in a dress?

[crystal forum]

they killed him

[heady rivet]

Especially the animated movies

[storm jungle]

NO MORE NEW PROTAGONISTS

[arctic talon]

okay

We gotta drag some

from the depths then

[nocturne crest]

What about using older protags from spin-off games.

[storm jungle]

also my favorite RE trope

New character/protag introduce
Disappears after 1 game

[heady rivet]

CHRIS. JILL. FIGHTING WESKER. ANYTHING ELSE AND I WILL KILL MYSELF. I WILL DISEMBOWEL MYSELF WITH A DAGGER IN CAPCOM HEADQUARTERS

[crystal forum]

all the characters from revelations

[heady rivet]

Carlos dipping is very Carlos however

[vagrant fox]

Bring back Jake or whatever he was called, the lameo

[nocturne crest]

Damn, Barry is in his 60s now.

[storm jungle]

Troy Baker

L

[crystal forum]

does ethan winter's kid appear in 9

[storm jungle]

nah

[heady rivet]

See here

[storm jungle]

thank god

[crystal forum]

i didnt spoil myself

[storm jungle]

get tha stupid bitch out of here

[crystal forum]

oh so that plot point went nowhere

[storm jungle]

yep

[vagrant fox]

I don't need to do this

[storm jungle]

just like every RE plot

lmao

[crystal forum]

girl with literally magic powers

[flat nimbus]

Billy Coen’s time is here

[crystal forum]

like she's literally magic

[arctic talon]

Also monster hunter wilds getting rid of genderlocked armor was a great decision as well

more variety™

[heady rivet]

BILLY SWEEP

[nocturne crest]

INB4 we get a game where HUNK is the main character.

[storm jungle]

PLEASE

[arctic talon]

lol

he didn't even die btw 💀

[crystal forum]

we all want a hunk game

[arctic talon]

his body disappears

[heady rivet]

That basketball photo has been in more games than her 🥀

[crystal forum]

hunk cannot die

he's just a normal ass dude

but he's built different

[storm jungle]

Hunk was my favorite protagonist in RE4

[heady rivet]

HUNK works in small amounts. DLC and hype moments. Not main character

[vagrant fox]

Hunk is such a thot
Operation Racoon City remake when

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/clap-hunk-resident-evil

me when HUNK

[rancid cove]

Chud ass character pick

https://tenor.com/view/re9-hunk-resident-evil-9-hunk-resident-evil-bro-thinks-hes-slick-gif-7196519451552551214

[languid meadow]

Boba Fett of RE

PEAK!

PEAK!

[heady rivet]

Remember Lady Hunk?

[storm jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1457464487522336871/1470851125061091480/caption.gif

[crystal forum]

hunk is if ada wasn't a bitch

[storm jungle]

Quiet down magamite

[storm jungle]

tbh thats literally just that thot wearing a skin

[crystal forum]

resident evil 6 made me hate ada

[storm jungle]

okay but counterpoint

Ada is hot

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/hunk-resident-evil-resident-evil-hunk-resident-evil-gifs-resident-evil-operation-raccoon-city-gif-3688442693034924294

[arctic talon]

lol

[crystal forum]

JUST GIVE LEON SOME BOOTY

[heady rivet]

Leather pants. Silence.

[crystal forum]

YOU BIT H

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/its-over-chainsaw-man-asa-yoru-asa-mitaka-gif-27390499

[storm jungle]

they actually fucked once

[flat nimbus]

HUNK is best the less depth he has, so he wouldn’t work as a protagonist

[storm jungle]

its referenced in one of the CGI movies

[nocturne crest]

What about Carlos?

[heady rivet]

With handcuffs, even

[storm jungle]

bro no one cares about carlos

[nocturne crest]

https://tenor.com/view/carlos-oliveira-gif-27116873

[storm jungle]

🥀

[heady rivet]

This is canon

[storm jungle]

hot af tho

[crystal forum]

i bet she didnt even let him nut inside

[heady rivet]

Carlos had to be hidden so they could hold Jill and Chris fucking nasty over our heads

[heady rivet]

She Cersei Lannister'd it

[languid meadow]

RE9 DLC with Chris !!!!

Oh

oh my god

chris in his gifs...

[near wasp]

@storm jungle

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/hispullinhhiskokout-asu-memek-bangsat-gif-24915856

[heady rivet]

Cant wait to see Jill heavily pregnant with Redfield spawn in the epilogue of 10

[arctic talon]

hammer spotted

[storm jungle]

DAMN

[nocturne crest]

What about an Ada Wong game?

[near wasp]

yeah its so good

[crystal forum]

i like how all the side characters in RE4 die so they cant come back

[heady rivet]

Also better as a supporting cast

[crystal forum]

even the sexy spanish dude

[languid meadow]

Luis is so goated in the remake

[rancid cove]

No, thanks youtube I am NOT watching this video.

[near wasp]

i am infact a hammer bro