40k-lore-chat

[rose thorn]

Greyknights are a “we have to kitbash army”

[solid horizon]

no one plays grey knights

[rose thorn]

People do play them

Like what

[winged jacinth]

I saw it on the scrollback
They should bring dorn back by having cawl grow a new dorn out of the fist they have like a plant cutting

Its like they say
The essence of dorn is stored in his imperial fist

[fervent geode]

Darnath Lysander killing Clone Dorn would be funny

Mirror to Abbadon

Idk why that’s the first thing I thought of

[rocky gale]

Do the Doctor who thing of the hand grows a full Dorn and the other Dorn is still alive and you end up with two of them

[fervent geode]

Can they kill each other

[solid horizon]

dorn was omegon all along

[winged jacinth]

I think it would be appropriately stupid for his soul to be in the hand
Maybe he can liquid snake revolver ocelot someone

[fervent geode]

Nah I’m killing you instead now

[rose thorn]

If they do drukhari vs GKs it would be so peak

[fervent geode]

I hate GKs because of Mortarion’s Heart

[summer mural]

Lol

[fervent geode]

It’s a good story

And the GKs are cool

[summer mural]

Grey knights are funny

[fervent geode]

But I now am obligated to hate them eternally

[summer mural]

Also I actually like crowe

[rose thorn]

What did they do in that lol

[fervent geode]

Crowe was cool in that

[winged jacinth]

wake up from hand replacement surgery
"Wheres rogal dorn?"
"Who do you think gave you the fist"

[solid horizon]

they greyed their knight all over the place

[rocky gale]

I see you are trying to tempt me into manifesting this box

[rose thorn]

I hate space wolves and GKs are rivals with space wolves so it works out perfectly

[summer mural]

Kaldor draigo carved a name into mortarions literal heart

[solid horizon]

hands of orlac WH40k edition lol

[fervent geode]

They banished Mortarion and Linus Geronitan was carved into his heart

[rose thorn]

It’s the two armies with the oldest models in the game, Refresh V Refresh

[fervent geode]

Admittedly he killed Linus by merely slicing a little skin but

Whatever

[winged jacinth]

Kaldor "ebin" draigo

[fervent geode]

It’s a good short story

[rancid cove]

Kaldor plot armor draigo

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/breaking-bad-handshake-1

[fervent geode]

They had Morty’s true name

[summer mural]

Draigo is the worst offender tbh

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[solid horizon]

iirc they're forgeworld stuff, I mean grey knights

[rancid cove]

Shittler

[solid horizon]

or are they just resin I dont rember

[winged jacinth]

Everything about draigo is goofy bad writing

[fervent geode]

[summer mural]

Just casually walking through the warp killing daemons for near forever

[fervent geode]

Assistant Poison Man

[solid horizon]

James Workshop does not concern himself with updating resin models

[rose thorn]

Man in lore GKs vs Drukhari sounds like hell

[fervent geode]

It’s a little weird but justifiable and sounds very brutal

[rose thorn]

“We gotta kill these civilians before the drukhari gets them!”

[winged jacinth]

Except when after like 1000 years the grey knights finally had to go "ok guys hes probably not coming back we need a real grandmaster to do paperwork and stuff"

[fervent geode]

I’d like to see what a Haemonculi could do to a GK

[wary fulcrum]

My dad does

He’s just waiting for an update for them

[summer mural]

They didn't get a new one did they

[solid horizon]

-> dad

[rose thorn]

I should write an inquisitor tbh

[rocky gale]

Me just feeding off the torment you feel having to slaughter the innocents.

[winged jacinth]

This is my oc Anakin Watson Costeau he was interrogator and adopted son to obi-wan sherlock costeau

[fervent geode]

They’re GK, they don’t feel torment alas, just capture as many of them as possible archon

[wary fulcrum]

Yeah

I painted his first army for him when Daemonhunters dropped

He’s 70 now, hoping to get an updated army for me to paint as a gift for him

Still uses a lot of the minis I did back then

[solid horizon]

Meet Qui Gon Poireau Gadget

[rose thorn]

I doubt they would even mentally register the civilian murder

[fervent geode]

My OC was called Ioannus Malleus Inquisitorius of the Ordo Malleus

[rose thorn]

Oh yeah drukhari are psykerphobix right?

[fervent geode]

Yeah

[winged jacinth]

Max-rebo columbo dick-tracy

[fervent geode]

Don’t want big s coming to eat you

[rocky gale]

The pits of Commoragh are filled with the screeching remnants of those that claimed not to feel torment

[wary fulcrum]

Do it!

It’s a lot of fun

I like going through the 54 lore route, lets you play around a bit with it within the framework

But it’s fun regardless

[summer mural]

Also that chaosgate game about the grey knights is great and deserves a sequel, just putting it out there

[winged jacinth]

I think they meant the gk didn't feel torment over civilian casualties lol

[rose thorn]

I agree

[solid horizon]

Yoda Batman Smart

[rose thorn]

Yeah lmao

[fervent geode]

Indeed, but they don’t get any torment from killing civvies, hmm maybe torture blanks alongside them, while they are also being tortured

[rocky gale]

Eh just send in the Mandrakes

https://klipy.com/gifs/grab-anime

[rose thorn]

Imagine drukahri attacking like guard or what ever then on the opposite end of the guard the greyknights are obliterating the guardsmen

[summer mural]

Mandrakes are so cool

[summer mural]

Both aesthetically and lorewise

[winged jacinth]

Two haemonculusus talking
"How's making the humans slaughter each other go any good torment"
"They're uh... bored. Not sure what that's about"

[rose thorn]

Fr

[summer mural]

Do mandrakes have an important named type guy

[wary fulcrum]

Guy Dragon

[rocky gale]

Yea but he's not got a model

[summer mural]

Guy dragon.

[rocky gale]

Kheradruakh

Kheradruakh the Decapitator

[fervent geode]

[wary fulcrum]

That’s the one. Totally not a Raven guard pretending to be one.

He has a pet who’s also his best friend, Hugh Man

[fervent geode]

RIP the pet he killed recently, Ael Aeldar

[rose thorn]

@rocky gale I finally thought of a lore reason, greyknights are fighting drukhari because they need eldar to lure our a Slaanesh demon

[wary fulcrum]

They could be fighting a separate daemon and dealing with the Drukhari at the same time

Or one of the Drukhari has a daemon locked in a soul stone?

[rose thorn]

They do that?

[fervent geode]

I think Aeldar Souls are the only things that can enter soul stones

As per some Eldar Codex

[wary fulcrum]

No idea, but you can lock daemons in anything

[fervent geode]

Maybe a daemon trapped in a something

Bound to weapon or some such

[rose thorn]

Or a banishment ritual needs eldar souls?

[wary fulcrum]

Bound to a rock

Or ink

[fervent geode]

The Daemon of the Pebble

[rancid cove]

Maybe an engine...
Some sort of...
Daemon engine...

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[wary fulcrum]

What?

No no, that’s silly

[summer mural]

It can just be the other way around tbh, the dark elves just ambushed the gk somewhere for ..any number of reasons, loot, research, memes etc

[wary fulcrum]

https://tenor.com/view/well-no-no-nope-disagree-disapprove-gif-16881740

[rancid cove]

Yeah they would need a host first...
A daemon.... host...

https://tenor.com/view/kirk-man-charlie-kirk-kirk-if-ied-kirk-meme-gif-11866908506481137705

[fervent geode]

[wary fulcrum]

Early cultist shaman shooting the shit whilst liberally consuming shrooms

[winged jacinth]

(Picture of dark eldar sam hyde)
"What am i gonna do... im vects top guy..."

[solid horizon]

I FINALLY HAVE 3 DEFILERS

[rancid cove]

I need cool chaos marine pose ideas

[solid horizon]

chaos marines jerking pose

[rancid cove]

They're not Imperial Fists so they're not egregious gooners

[rocky gale]

How dare GW send me this clickbait email, just to only have rules inside

https://klipy.com/gifs/wallet-2

[near wasp]

Sorry sorry sent you the wrong file

[rancid cove]

Slightly afraid of making my OC's comm description too cluttered with details and the end result not be what I expected

[outer wave]

Could try simplifying it for them with bits of reference material, like thr clothing they're wearing or styles of armor or whatever they got are inspired by X or Y

[rancid cove]

That's what I'm doing. Compiling reference pictures of different artworks and even minis with textual descriptions of what I want changed but I'm scared that the piece will have too much happening.

For example this design is simple so I see it as a random warband soldier and not the leader/champion of it, cus a champion would have more trophies and customization to them (which is what I'm doing with my OC). But I'm scared to just adding too much and it looking it's trying too much.

[arctic talon]

They put Disneyland in night city

https://i0.wp.com/rtalsoriangames.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/04/PlaylandMap.jpg?fit=920%2C1200&ssl=1

[queen laurel]

Lmao imagine the insane Borgs running around as mascots

[civic gale]

Hello Lore chat

[civic gale]

Pokemon world looking ahh

[solid horizon]

and maybe they need someone to smith... the warp ?

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[solid horizon]

I think they could use a forge for souls in hell

[rancid cove]

God what a stupid format for a joke

[urban spire]

realm of slaanesh

[civic gale]

hi

i love that in sm2 a dreadnought just goes "IS FUCKING MAGNUS HERE?!?!"

[languid meadow]

The dread in sm2 is pretty fun

[near wasp]

Can't wait for my boss to get to the statue scene

[civic gale]

wakes up
demolishes a helbrute
"WHERE THE FUCK IS MAGNUS"

[solid horizon]

clearly imperium propaganda

[lament shoal]

It was a heldrake actually 🤓

[solid horizon]

both

[civic gale]

no it was both

[solid horizon]

he won only because he attacked first

[languid meadow]

Womp womp

[civic gale]

first

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-space-marine-2-dreadnought-gif-7495076671582279435

then right after

[solid horizon]

imperium propaganda

[civic gale]

"this bitch empty YEET"

[solid horizon]

helbrutes are very strong goobers

[storm jungle]

Heldrake had it in his contract to land and be an easy target at point blank range

or his ass was FIRED

[civic gale]

it was in the script

[languid meadow]

Heldrakes always looking for a way to commit suicide

Like hamsters

[arctic talon]

Heldrake would have cooked the redemptor alive if it was a 6e heldrake

[storm jungle]

💀

NAHHH

[storm jungle]

I remember writing a story where a heldrake literally grabbed a venerable dread of my Chapter and just fucked flung it into some canyon

🥀

[solid horizon]

most mobile daemon engine
->does nothing and stays still

[storm jungle]

Lmao

but yeah 40k works on WWE rules its fine

"We need you to get your ass kicked for this scene."
"Okay fam I got my money."

[solid horizon]

SM2 is just imperium propaganda

[languid meadow]

It looks fucking rad ngl

[solid horizon]

you can break Tsons like they're empty eggs

[languid meadow]

Yes that comes with the game being about said faction

Like how fire warrior is tau propaganda

[solid horizon]

imagine if SM2 had a forgefiend

it would be in melee range and do nothing

[solid horizon]

yup

[solid horizon]

didnt redemptor begin existing later tho

[rose thorn]

Back from the lab!!

[solid horizon]

beez

[languid meadow]

The beefessor

[vital ginkgo]

Are there any legions that would have made a better match for the chaos gods than the ones that fell or are the traitor legions perfect for each of their gods?

[storm jungle]

they're cooked 🥀

[storm jungle]

Not really because all traitor legions were written to be specifically made to fall to Chaos thus fit their aesthetics more, theres some opposite examples like Scars being perfect for Slaanesh and Blood Angels for Khorne but thats kinda it

[plush mason]

didnt Horus also want the Iron hands to join?

[storm jungle]

yeah but that was like redditor mode ranting

[vital ginkgo]

The white scars are perfect for slaanesh? How?

[storm jungle]

Obsessed with speed, warriorhood etc

the Khan was also literally set to fall to Chemos lol

[vital ginkgo]

Sounds more like something khorne would want

[storm jungle]

Khorne just wants war

you can make this argument for any legion

[signal bramble]

I do like the fan theory I’ve seen that Angron was Khorne’s second pick.

[storm jungle]

thats not a theory thats literally just the lore

[vital ginkgo]

I never heard of slaanesh caring about speed and warriorhood before.

[signal bramble]

Slaanesh’s entire thing is speed.

[vital ginkgo]

Unless it's accompanied by perfection

[storm jungle]

^

You are kinda narrowing down a god with very varied aspects

[vital ginkgo]

I've never heard this idk how

Where is that said?

[storm jungle]

its literally Slaanesh's thing on tabletop

[vital ginkgo]

Ah the tabletop stuff

[plush mason]

Slaanesh forces on the battlefield are all about speed and flanking, exactly what the white scars excel at

[storm jungle]

^

Same with the lore

they are all nimble and quick

Emperors Children do it a lot in books

[signal bramble]

The codices and unit descriptions in aos and 40k go in to their unnatural speed, grace, and reaction time.

[plush mason]

yup

[storm jungle]

👆

[vital ginkgo]

Would slaanesh prefer scars over ec?

[plush mason]

space marines are fast, Slaanesh chaos marines are even faster

[solid horizon]

fast ass fuckers with good melee

[storm jungle]

We literally dont know

chaos gods arent that picky

[solid horizon]

noise marines are doo doo

[rancid cove]

Fist time I played it, I found it hilarious then after just realizing how stupid it is

Heldrake would've completely obliterated them entirely without needing to touch the pillars once

[solid horizon]

slaneesh dudes are said to be very agile, they are likely to be very cokey

[plush mason]

noise marines are just EC's version of raptors and obliterators, i will not elaborate

[solid horizon]

realistically heldrakes would have been better if they weren't only equipped with that silly flamethrower

[solid horizon]

no

absolutely not

[plush mason]

Heldrake lore is great

[rancid cove]

Lucius for example has a LOOOT of stimulants on his power pack that its injected on him constantly to the point he fried all of neural sensors
Like if you combined every drug on earth and gave it to him he wouldn't even cough

[solid horizon]

that's like saying pteraxii and termies are the same thing

[signal bramble]

This tbh.

I’m sure the chaos gods would want as many worshippers as possible

[rancid cove]

"Realistically" we're talking about fantasy daemon dragon construct

[rancid cove]

Agreed they're very cool

[solid horizon]

realistically as in if games workshop designers thought better

[plush mason]

Khorne did try to corrupt the literal living brick that is Rogal Dorn

[civic gale]

shrug

[solid horizon]

heldrakes are also made to be anti air

[civic gale]

its funny

[solid horizon]

so it's funny that they use it in a defense context in SM2

[signal bramble]

My head canon is that Sanguinius was his first pick and Angry Ronald was his silver medal.

[rancid cove]

Space Marine 2 is a power fantasy for le main astartes so it doesnt even matter to try and follow any logic

It just is average 40k storytelling

[solid horizon]

no I meant if heldrakes had better guns in tabletop

[storm jungle]

bro

[rancid cove]

Anytime I want to enjoy the average 40k media I turn my brain off to just enjoy it

[storm jungle]

who the fuck gives a shi tabout tabletop

lmao

[solid horizon]

well they were made for tabletop

[rancid cove]

You're in lore chat

We slander tablechuds here

[storm jungle]

lorechat

[solid horizon]

are you stupid

[storm jungle]

🪞

[solid horizon]

I already know about me

and the answer is yes

[signal bramble]

I do! Because I’m curious how they translate the various weapons to Darktide from the table.

[rancid cove]

OOHHH THIS NEW CODEX EDITION SUCKS THEY REMOVED MY CHUNGUS +1 FROM [insert stat here]. I GOTTA RETHINK MY ENTIRE FUCKING ARMY FOR THE NEXT COMPETITION

GRAAAAAH

[storm jungle]

[solid horizon]

thing is warhammer stuff is models in the first place

[storm jungle]

Literally me

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/arknights-dusk-nian-bean-gif-11284461232767828623

[signal bramble]

Melta is my favorite 40k weapon. So if/when it comes to Darktide I can’t wait to see it.

:D

[solid horizon]

and models are made with a very specific sculpt and wargear

[storm jungle]

"THEY REMOVED MUH LANDRAIDER MARK SKIBIDIUS"

[rancid cove]

Wish it could be me some times but unfortunately GW does not care for Latino America

[quiet orchid]

[plush mason]

i wonder how big peter turbo's actual mini will be, because there is no way the fucker is actually titan sized

[quiet orchid]

I gonna ask someone to mute you today

[solid horizon]

oh no daddy doesnt love me, let's be evil against good guys !

[storm jungle]

he isnt lol

[storm jungle]

ye

[arctic talon]

He's like

[signal bramble]

Probably the same base size as the other DP’s

[storm jungle]

its literally just artistic direction

[arctic talon]

castellan knight sized

in that art

lol

[solid horizon]

oh no we killed a dreadnought he was older than our civilization !

[arctic talon]

he's prolly gona be the same size

as the other DP minis

[plush mason]

ok a castellan is basically a small titan size wise so

[signal bramble]

I am glad we’re finally getting Perty’s canonical daemon appearance.

[fervent geode]

100mm is enough

[storm jungle]

castellans arent that huge

[rancid cove]

Chuddious lore from the scholar chudkish tiktok loretuber

[solid horizon]

im slandering lore as a response to incorrect tabletop slander

[fervent geode]

teeeechnically

[solid horizon]

if you wanna slander tabletop do it well

[fervent geode]

We got it before once

Just not on art

[plush mason]

my mistake

[rancid cove]

"Slandering lore", please, it already slanders itself.

[vital ginkgo]

How many knights would be worth one warhound titan on the battlefield?

[storm jungle]

[vital ginkgo]

Biggest knight

[storm jungle]

uhhhhhhhh

[solid horizon]

I don't care about lore

[plush mason]

https://tenor.com/view/fentcord-true-coyote-gif-2599436844608872721

[solid horizon]

literalyl the most futile silly shit

just read the mission rulebook already

[storm jungle]

just like tabletop

[fervent geode]

Not a good power scaler but probably 5 abominants could kill one

[solid horizon]

warhammer lore is basically official tabletop fanfic

[storm jungle]

its not

[solid horizon]

it is

[plush mason]

which dark god shit out this monstrosity?

[storm jungle]

get out

its called the internet

[fervent geode]

Fluff for your crunch, until it isn’t sometimes

[plush mason]

the internet is chaos undivided this is true

[fervent geode]

Warp internet vomit

[rancid cove]

The internet is the warp. Every popular domain is a chaos god and it's realm.

[solid horizon]

big ass plane dragon machine
-> give it two guns

sorry james this is just inconsiderate design

chaos will have the biggest gun platform machines and slap a single slingshot on it

[rancid cove]

Tabletop chuds for the fact they have to suffer with their fictional characters being limited in models while cool lore enjoyers can write their heldrakes into looking however they fucking like

[storm jungle]

Real.

[rancid cove]

Lore chads 1 - Tabletop cucks 0

[solid horizon]

custom rules and kitbash exist

you just aren't creative and ressourceful enough

[storm jungle]

"Neurughagh will this be playable on my tourney??? "

[solid horizon]

well

only fucktard chuds play tournament

[storm jungle]

No one cares

[solid horizon]

cuz they have no friends to play with

[storm jungle]

they are all the same

[fervent geode]

I’m running this predator as a baneblade and you are going to accept it chud

[storm jungle]

[solid horizon]

top 10 tourist dilara moments

[rancid cove]

"Well, well. What do we have here? The base is 1 molecule bigger than standard. Begone of this store now, you fiend!"

[solid horizon]

real

[storm jungle]

more like top 10 dilara doesnt give a shit moments

literally get over it

[solid horizon]

you sound like you do but ok

[storm jungle]

I mean I dont

you have been going for like 10m because some people said they dont care about tabletop.

[solid horizon]

else why do you have the irrestible urge to say no one cares about tabletop each time I mention it

[storm jungle]

You are literally

doing the exact same thing

Hypocrite Moment

[solid horizon]

[storm jungle]

This guy man lmao

[rancid cove]

Tabletop cucks, who I believe have read and enjoy the lore properly...

[storm jungle]

That makes you a tourist apparently

Chud Lingo spotted

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1403167142286725210/1488829626544427142/GATO1.gif

[sharp pollen]

tau drone

[storm jungle]

Absolutely

[rancid cove]

What even is chud lingo
Slurs?

[storm jungle]

Basically tbh

"tourist" is the most common one though

see any 40k twitter account

[solid horizon]

tourist has been used before

[storm jungle]

yeah and its always a redflag lol

[fervent geode]

Yall rn

[storm jungle]

If only this was Helldivers discord, then id ban anyone i want 😔

(im too lazy)

[solid horizon]

right you are

so am I 😔

[rancid cove]

"Face the wall" ass comment

[fervent geode]

Wall is democracy manifest

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/heresy-detected-warhammer-40k-warhammer-horus-horus-heresy-gif-10990488926383062289

[solid horizon]

real

[rancid cove]

I am fond of them for the absolutely dumb fucking memes

[storm jungle]

Say this after being forced to scroll through Bohecunt's account for 10m

you'll want to kill yourself

[fervent geode]

If you go on twitter for anything other than memes you’ll want to kill yoruself

[storm jungle]

false

artists exist

[solid horizon]

imagine going on twitter

[fervent geode]

Oh yeah god bless em

[heady rivet]

My twitter account exists to open links people send

[rancid cove]

Even then I find myself wanting to kill myself

[fervent geode]

I can’t find any there these days

[fervent geode]

Same

[storm jungle]

thats why you search and handpick

[rancid cove]

Bro you are literally on incel disneyland right fucking now

[storm jungle]

^

i was gonna say LMAO

I think its even worse when reddit threads are like "Lmao twitter"

okay pal

[fervent geode]

Sorry they need me to see chud tourist call-out action

[solid horizon]

yeah well

[rancid cove]

The fine line between discord and reddit/twitter is literally the logo

[storm jungle]

or uh Youtube comments

"MAN twitter sucks right"

literally nazi

[solid horizon]

I dont see why I should stack incel disneylands up

[rancid cove]

I was crying laughing today over a twitter pfp with the black sun symbol complaining about having immigration problems

[fervent geode]

Twitter is bad coz it’s full of bots and ultrastupids since Elon husk forgot what moderation is

[rancid cove]

Because he got denied

Permit

To another country

https://tenor.com/view/kirk-man-charlie-kirk-kirk-if-ied-kirk-meme-gif-11866908506481137705

[fervent geode]

But tbh we are all in inceldom

[fervent geode]

You’d be surprised how many twitter fash chuds are ASEAN trolls

[rancid cove]

I only use it for meme and find artists for commissions or just to appreciate their art/use it as inspiration for shit

[heady rivet]

"GeneralWhiteSavior...you're...browner than I expected"

[fervent geode]

That’s fair boss

[rancid cove]

I was about to say this

[fervent geode]

SupremeKlanFurer, account based in Medan, Indonesia

[rancid cove]

If you use twitter for anything else I just gotta think you're either a gooner or a deadbrainned freak who laughts at AI slop

[storm jungle]

Again typical fascism.

"Sure the axe-pendulum wont swing back on me!"

[rancid cove]

"AryanSupremacist"

account based in Argentina

(Verbatim)

[fervent geode]

Lmao, reminds me of the nutjob Guarani = Nordic Aryan thing

[rancid cove]

LMFAO there

That reminds me

Of fucking uhhh

That failed school shooting attempt I think on Indonesia? Where the kid had an ak full with nazi symbols and ties to white supremacist groups

Like my brother in christ you are NOT white

[sharp pollen]

are there school shootings in 40k

[rancid cove]

US scale shootings but galaxy scale

[heady rivet]

Yeah its done by the Schola Drill Instructors to teach them how to survive unarmed

[rancid cove]

Ritual of acceptance made by the chapter known as the "Northius Americus"

[heady rivet]

Related note but thank god the new precedent is charging parents who let it happen. Should have been done YEARS go. Sue Klebold should have been held accountable all these years and I cannot WAIT for the records to unseal

[rancid cove]

The acolytes must survive the school shooting in order to prove themselves worthy of receiving the geneseed

[celest dome]

There is a story about the Schola where the kids were given experimental combat drugs and just became crazed and they walled the classroom in

[rancid cove]

CIA psyop to create school shooters

Son im crine 40k universe is just galaxy sized US

[fervent geode]

Yeah you’d be surprised how there are nazi idolisers down in SE Asia

Like most are trolls but there are few genuine nutjobs

I think some were arrested in Singapore a while back

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2042505628535443790

Файн (@Perfectly_Fine1)

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FxTwitter · Apr 10, 2026, 7:31 AM

There's a reason why the meme "general white savior... You're browner than I expected" exists

[rancid cove]

They're turning in each other, again. After we tried to warn them this would happen.

[arctic talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956389828939882507/1357499235607646409/RacismMoment.gif

[languid meadow]

Because for some reason there's a ton of those types in non white communities

[fervent geode]

Not complete without the Indonesian and Taiwanese high school

[fervent geode]

They think it’s haha funny

[arctic talon]

My bad

I’ll do better next time

Smh

[storm jungle]

LMAO

IS HE LEGIT THAT SALTY

first that fucking wall of "wah wah wah" text now this

[arctic talon]

Yes

[storm jungle]

god

also the replies on the official post are great too

[fervent geode]

https://tenor.com/view/faster-camp-warden-kyle-broflovski-stan-marsh-eric-cartman-gif-22107322

We need to show the diversity of White Supremacism

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-cap-oguri-uma-musume-umamusume-squishy-gif-14372802265437813043

[languid meadow]

I love when one drive is like "pweaseeee reintall me pweaseeeee"

https://tenor.com/view/no-thanks-resident-evil4-leon-gif-18406020

[limpid granite]

Pleaseeeee windows user i need this

My onedrive is kinda storageless

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[languid meadow]

I obliterated it because it was threatening to turn off my email because it was storing EVERY single one for some reason

and was telling me to upgrade

no thanks

[civic gale]

wait

white scars are a first founding right?

or am i crazy?

[jade holly]

They are

[civic gale]

did they have a primarch?

[jade holly]

Jaghatai Khan

[civic gale]

ohhh

[storm jungle]

every first founding has a Primarch

[civic gale]

wasnt he on the emperor's "kill list"

[storm jungle]

No, he just didnt like the Emperor but didnt make it publicly open

[civic gale]

gotcha

khan....as in gengis khan?

[vital ginkgo]

The vaults of terra books are boring. I'm on the latter half of hollow mountain and it's just not all that so far.

[jade holly]

Yes

[civic gale]

you are shitting me

[jade holly]

The White Scars are heavily Mongolian but inspired

[civic gale]

funny

also finnally found the artist behind those art pieces

[storm jungle]

I mean what did you want from it

[languid meadow]

yeah a bunch of legions/chapters are just based off of or just ancient cultures

[jade holly]

Also Khan isn’t a name in Mongolia

It’s a title

[storm jungle]

Jag is als named after one of Chengis' sons

[jade holly]

Genghis Khan’s real name was Temuljin or something like that

[near wasp]

I'm glad somebody else agrees

[storm jungle]

they didnt wanna be too on the nose i guess lol

[civic gale]

also why did angron really become so much into khorne? i mean....he is called angr(y)on

[storm jungle]

because hes a moron

[civic gale]

im just gonna look up lex

[storm jungle]

also yeah do that lmao

[heady rivet]

Literally look at his entire life

[storm jungle]

he was simply an Angry Ron

[vital ginkgo]

I wasn't sure but maybe it would be better if I hadn't read the eisenhorn books because those are peak.

[storm jungle]

I guess? Tons of people like Vaults of Terra, i think you just went in with different expectations

[languid meadow]

Khans....

[vital ginkgo]

More on the great rift I guess

[civic gale]

yeah....i mean i like anger as much as the next hulk fan but i prefer controlled anger

[storm jungle]

I mean that isnt what the books are about

it all takes place on Terra

[jade holly]

Angron is sorta a prisoner to the Butcher’s Nails

fun fact: he’s an empath

[vital ginkgo]

Yeah but it's a pretty big deal I thought it would be a prominent thing in the hollow mountain

[languid meadow]

Angron is justified in his hatred and rebellion but uh he's also a moron so

[vital ginkgo]

Since it happens around that time

[storm jungle]

Thats in book 2

[arctic talon]

angron was a coward for not rebelling the moment he got control of his Legion

[vital ginkgo]

The hollow mountain is book 2

[arctic talon]

he made the choice to become a genocidal warlord

lmao

[near wasp]

Which is hollow mountain

[heady rivet]

Angron is the "murder people" in the "murder people" setting with a "murder people" god. The fact Khorne isnt full-sweeping is because Khorne would get bored

[storm jungle]

Yeah, its in there

[arctic talon]

Angron had the power to at least try

[civic gale]

which is...?

[arctic talon]

but he refused to do it

[jade holly]

He is strongly tied to emotions and tmk was originally made to be the healer of the Primarchs

[vital ginkgo]

That's what I'm saying, so far it's kinda boring. I've been waiting for the great rift to become a thing

[storm jungle]

I dunno what to tell you

[civic gale]

....you are kidding me

[vital ginkgo]

Uh, make it happen faster?

[civic gale]

so he only became violent because of some fuckass planet?

[storm jungle]

[storm jungle]

I mean

hes a killer warlord

the Nails just enhanced what he'd become eventually lol

[heady rivet]

Yes but he would have been a peace warlord instead of a war warlord

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

[arctic talon]

LOL

Peacelord

angron

[jade holly]

Didn’t help when Big E showed up either

[arctic talon]

bringer of hugs and kisses

[arctic talon]

Angron would have always been a violent person

tbh

He was just empathetic

ish

[storm jungle]

^

all primarchs are hypocrites

[arctic talon]

Like he had empathy for people

[heady rivet]

Comes with the whole genetic lineage

[arctic talon]

but he absolutely would have caved a fuckers head in

lol

[jade holly]

Each one represents and exaggerated aspect of humanity

[arctic talon]

Post nails

[jade holly]

Angron is our emotions and what happens when they control our actions

[arctic talon]

he's just caving peoples heads in

lol

[storm jungle]

They dont represent anything

[heady rivet]

Not all I'd say, since some really do buy into it, at least in 30k. The Khan knows he's one because he knows a "join or die" offer when he sees one. People like Dorn didnt give a damn. He really does see orphan-crusher as whats "best"

[storm jungle]

they are just mass-murderers

lol

some just do a better job than others

[solid horizon]

implying humans cant be mass murderers

[jade holly]

I just wanna dive deeper into what they could be smh

[heady rivet]

They represent hype moments and aura and larp

[storm jungle]

Hypocrite in the sense that they all think they are doing some "great righteous" thing

[storm jungle]

They are slop marvel characters that are wannabe greek demigods

[civic gale]

in a scale of konrad to vulkan

[near wasp]

Minor warp gods or powerful daemons

[heady rivet]

But without the sex and learning lessons

[solid horizon]

if u like a primarch youre just a mindless sheep

if u dont, then good for you

[storm jungle]

Real.

[civic gale]

i kind konrad was the least and vulkan the most empathetic

[storm jungle]

are we ranking this 😩

[vital ginkgo]

When is vulkan gonna stop hiding? Also why is he hiding?

[storm jungle]

Plot

hes gonna appear when his sons get all his toys

[civic gale]

yes, i wanna know what scale angrol would be

[vital ginkgo]

Lazy fucker

[storm jungle]

or whatever their name was

i forgot

[heady rivet]

In-universe they preach that The Emperor made 9 sons and then 9 warp Daemons formed to fight them. The details of the actual Heresy isnt well-known of course

[storm jungle]

thats literally the lore reason

[jade holly]

I like Perturabo cause he’s an asshat and Mortarion cause he’s such a self pitying failure

[vital ginkgo]

Are they close to doing that?

[near wasp]

I like the lion

[solid horizon]

"salamanders are the nicest yadda yadda"
well what about I rip your guts off

[near wasp]

Just cause he gets called old in his book

[storm jungle]

They got like only 2-3 missing iirc?

[vital ginkgo]

World eater response

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/truck-speed-loop-gif-17654345

[storm jungle]

^

it'll only happen when GW wants Vulkan back, which is not gonna be anytime soon

[heady rivet]

This is 95% of plot points in the setting

[jade holly]

How progression in 40K lore feels like

[vital ginkgo]

Why is vulkan being a bitch about this? The imperium needs primarchs rn

Fuck sake

[storm jungle]

We literally dont know

LMAO

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/hang-first-time-smiles-gif-14991372

[storm jungle]

he just fucking explodes and disappears in the War of the Beast

[jade holly]

He wants his sons to finish the perfectly setup game of treasure hunt he made for them obv

[heady rivet]

"I would simply be TOO useful to have around. Goodbye forever. Collect my pages, boy"

[storm jungle]

https://youtu.be/ILpE9l3RGaQ

Ian says it best

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-ever-happens-chud-chudjak-soyjak-90-seconds-to-nothing-gif-9277709574191520604

[heady rivet]

THIS ISNT A STORY ITS A TABLETOP WARGAME TO SELL PLASTIC TOYS

[storm jungle]

it LOOKS like a story

[storm jungle]

^^^^^^

he outright says it yeah

literally EVERY major "plot" is for tabletop shit

lmao

[heady rivet]

AND YOU'RE THE SUCKERS INVESTED IN IT

[civic gale]

oh look the ai bubble about to pop

[storm jungle]

You only win once you homebrew your own sector/plotlines and just do your own shit

thats how you escape the hamster wheel

(its very fun)

[sharp pollen]

hamster...

https://tenor.com/view/hampter-gif-13476407682734029528

[heady rivet]

Unironically, literally every single source of non-tabletop media is just an advertisement. Darktide is to get you to buy a Killteam

[storm jungle]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[heady rivet]

My friend made a meme planet like 3 years ago thats gonna be the sector capital in the next RPG we play now

[sharp pollen]

darktide will never tell us the ending

[storm jungle]

every single non-tabletop 40k thing is made to brainwash you to buy miniatures

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/cunk-earth-philomena-egypt-pyramids-gif-1842547420969447960

[jade holly]

this makes me want to kill 7 Billion people

[storm jungle]

I LOVE MAKING SECTORS

RAAAAAAAARGH

[arctic talon]

People do not comprehend what a tabletop wargame setting is like

because 40k is the only big one

[languid meadow]

named Genekhon sector and no genestealers

[heady rivet]

What that

[arctic talon]

Battletech is even fucking slower

lol

[storm jungle]

my squats, the Tridum League

[heady rivet]

Battletech at least has several eras besides "30k" and "40k"

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/battletech-animated-series-battlemech-timber-wolf-mad-dog-cartoon-gif-8808938599901657527

[arctic talon]

Like SHUT UP ABOUT FUCKING PLOT PROGRESSION YOU ARE LUCKY TO GET FUCKING BOOKS

[languid meadow]

battletech mentioned

[vital ginkgo]

If the imperium were to ally with a xeno faction to fix all their other enemy problems which would be the best choice?

[solid horizon]

old dreadnoughts

[arctic talon]

yeah battletech has got a fuck ton lol

[heady rivet]

I guessed it would be those chudlings lole

[storm jungle]

Necrons

necrons can literally fix half the setting

[near wasp]

I need the write out the sector my knight world is in

[vital ginkgo]

Orks?

[vital ginkgo]

You're saying orks?

[storm jungle]

The Warp mainly

also closing the Rift and the Eye

along with eliminating most major threats

[languid meadow]

god these suck

unlike the peak

that is Battlemechs and Omnimechs

[heady rivet]

Start with divisions and work down. Then filling out several sub-sectors is less daunting. Then go over again and link them so they feel the same sector. Boom, ez win

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/battletech-atlas-atlas-my-beloved-mechwarrior-gif-6354424272891054974

[solid horizon]

old dreads

no valdor without these

no davian thule

[storm jungle]

[heady rivet]

I cannot post this uncropped because the woman is breasting too boobily

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/green-goblin-gif-14141276552966470862

[heady rivet]

Cant be posting that in this server. Because of woke!

[vital ginkgo]

Are there any ogryn dominated planets?

[languid meadow]

Glory to ComStar and Anastasius Focht

[jade holly]

What would happen to an Ogryn who grew up on Catachan

[languid meadow]

40k could never match the aura this pic gives off

[heady rivet]

Tons, usually tribal shitholes where they just grab them for menial labor or frontline duty

[heady rivet]

Brunt is from Catachan

So there ya go

[arctic talon]

God I fucking love Comstar

They’re so fucking goofy looking

And they know it

[storm jungle]

Nothing, they'd just be a normal ogryn

[vital ginkgo]

Do orks ever recruit non orks to join their warband? I'd think they would like ogryns

[heady rivet]

I like the Locust

[languid meadow]

KILL ALL CLANNERS - Focht

[heady rivet]

Not Orky enough

[heady rivet]

Orks are racist as shit

[vital ginkgo]

How so?

[jade holly]

All he’s missing is a violin

[near wasp]

Orks are just as xenophobic as humans

[civic gale]

finally my magnum opus (i just made the gif loop decentlyish)

[heady rivet]

Orks dont like non-Orks, simple as

[vital ginkgo]

Ah ok

[heady rivet]

Green is da best

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer40k-emperor-of-man-emperor-gif-12094981323200160207

[vital ginkgo]

Green is 2nd best

[storm jungle]

they got like

[civic gale]

FAHHHH

[storm jungle]

a slur for every race

which is peak

[heady rivet]

Reported

[languid meadow]

Watching SaKhan Weaver get obliterated in the opening of Wolves Of Tukayyid

[arctic talon]

Doesn’t matter how stupid they look

[sharp pollen]

gork and mork impressed

[heady rivet]

My favorite is calling Chaos spikey because it does confirm that even in-universe one can be exasperated at the spikes they use so much

[arctic talon]

Because they’re actually smart

[languid meadow]

God Clans did ComStar so well

[jade holly]

‘Umies, tinboyz, beakiez, spiky bois, damnit I forget the rest

[languid meadow]

it's insnae

[rancid cove]

MAIN HEADLINE: OFFICIAL DARKTIDE DISCORD SERVER ADMIN "DILARA" APPROVES OF RACISM.

[arctic talon]

They’re 5 steps ahead of everyone and shifty pricks lol.

They look stupid but it works great

[heady rivet]

Played a Mechwarrior campaign where my PC had 50% of the party kills alone, more than the other 3 combined. And thats with 2 people using mechs.

[opaque coyote]

https://youtube.com/shorts/CUYZo8IGyqk?si=Td3uWULt9LZccp_s

[heady rivet]

Mogged.

[solid horizon]

who tf are negavolt cultists

[nocturne crest]

Dark admech

[solid horizon]

figured from the model

I was browsing legend units on newrecruit and saw them

I had never heard of them before

https://tenor.com/view/addition-to-mycollection-more-collection-gif-14095863

[languid meadow]

basically just uhhh

electro priests but even more evil

[arctic talon]

Motive force worshippers but evil

Well

Eviler

[solid horizon]

I need them for my dark mechanicum CSM

I like tabletop army names

[opaque coyote]

Negavolt Cultists

More like

Ni

[solid horizon]

"Chaos Space Marines"
-> has 2-3 detachments that allow you to play without astartes

[solid horizon]

whoever has never thought of this is mentally numb

[opaque coyote]

https://youtu.be/KW0iF7ilIP0?si=rYnNF3hHImYwv5Sh

[vital ginkgo]

How does a custodian dreadnought compare to a primarch for physical strength?

[heady rivet]

Horus moves at the speed of fast

[rancid cove]

Depends on uh the primarch and on the author
Lorgar is the weakest primarch yet he survived a plasma shot from a warhound titan

And Angron literally held the titan from stepping on top of Lorgar

Managed to be burried alive from it, accidentally digged down trying to get out

But Lorgar told him each way to go telepathically and he survived

So I don't think the dreadnought is doing much

Why did you say pog and delete it @heady rivet

[heady rivet]

Meant to send it in DMs but accidentally misclicked and failed to tab to it lole

[rancid cove]

Lmao

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/asa-asa-mitaka-cupcake-csm-icing-gif-11305719496868054902

[nocturne crest]

What would it taste like?

[opaque coyote]

Asa

[heady rivet]

Activated Charcoal

[near wasp]

Yummy

[nocturne crest]

I was thinking like, Liquorice.

[heady rivet]

Clearly you dont know women with BPD

Ruh roh

[rocky gale]

New leak bruh

[rancid cove]

Great Unclean new design

[tough haven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/135396763564638208/1492180052891140196/Bard_Necro.mp4?ex=69da6477&is=69d912f7&hm=4108a38168b46ffff0faa17f71df3fcd4cf3bd4ea7cfffa171ac9bebfb603b28&

[heady rivet]

Is this labubu

[heady rivet]

I just saw "Necro", got excited, and thwn read the rest and got sad

[rancid cove]

Necron fans be like: here's my sad old collector chud who has a gay situationship with a guy that wants to kill him

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/trazyn-the-infinite-warhammer-40k-gif-17198857275038458751

[limpid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/trazyn-the-infinite-warhammer-40k-gif-3355898242283101549

[rancid cove]

She knows the characters names so this means she understands their lore well enough to make it happen.

[limpid granite]

Cant wait for infinite museion

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/americandad-stansmith-gif-22981940

[daring creek]

Yo what series is this

[limpid granite]

Hammer and bolter

[daring creek]

Slop and slopper

Noted

[rancid cove]

Missus can you find better ragebait material

You're getting lamer

🗣️

[near wasp]

No she cant

[daring creek]

Im just too cool for you sorry

[ripe forum]

Hey what was that giant space faction the imperium wiped out before pretty much anyone else

They were like second place

I think it was before or during the great crusade

But my mind is running blank

[rancid cove]

Interex?

[storm jungle]

theres like a lot of those

any specifics?

[rancid cove]

Yeah

Like

They wiped a looot of alien species during the Great Crusade and even after the Heresy

[storm jungle]

Yeah aliens and humans

rest in peace my granny she got blown up by a bazooka etc etc

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/bomb-bombe-explosion-aunt-may-scream-gif-3353364976755720791

[ripe forum]

OH yeah I think them

What were they like?

[daring creek]

Centaurs

[storm jungle]

Basically a federation of human and alien worlds

[ripe forum]

Goddamnit

[daring creek]

And short alien mfs

[ripe forum]

Why does the imperium always wipe out all the COOL aliens

[storm jungle]

Uhhh Stalin idk

[rancid cove]

Humans who had AI mounts that they could link their body to and also had united with a xenos faction

[near wasp]

That made the anathame

[rancid cove]

Xenos*

[ripe forum]

This is why the Emperor is MID

[celest dome]

Which were learning about Chaod instead of trying to hide it ouf

[daring creek]

They were a lot more tolerant of xenos than the wider imperium

They were apart of the imperium too

I was more interested in the interex

[ripe forum]

Sometimes I feel like humanity would be better off without the imperium

[celest dome]

They were not

[rancid cove]

They were

It's stated in Horus Rising

[daring creek]

Yeah

[rancid cove]

They are a lost colonization of the Imperium who got separated from Terra

Lol

[ripe forum]

Literally the only good thing big E did was slap the shit out of the void dragon

[daring creek]

They contacted the imperium several times telling them to stop fighting murder lmao

[storm jungle]

They would be

lmao

the Imperium is literally the main cause of human death in 40k rn

[heady rivet]

The Imperium still finds uncontacted Human worlds on occasion. Big galaxy

[storm jungle]

^ that too yea

[celest dome]

Which we only have his own word to go on about

[heady rivet]

He also larped Gothic a lot and its one of my favorite favorite schools of architecture so there's that too

[languid meadow]

there's also a ton of non imperium human factions but they're so small and have like a paragraph of lore they're never brought up

[daring creek]

The emperor never lies

[ripe forum]

Considering the "omnisiah" likely does bless instruments of the Mechanicus the void dragon either mellowed out, or is actually a pretty chill guy

[celest dome]

Or isn't the Void Dragon

[ripe forum]

I mean I feel like it's pretty likely it's them

Since they're INSIDE Mars

[heady rivet]

I think it was Dangels who nuked a planet with DAOT tech and the means to share it during the Great Crusade

[rancid cove]

There's a whole Knight Planet that betrayed the Imperium after being stuck in a warp storm for 100 years or something

Pretty cool

[wary fulcrum]

or he knows which way the boot is buttered

[languid meadow]

I love you Severans.... but I know you're destined to be destroyed

[ripe forum]

Could anyone currently in the setting fight big V?

[storm jungle]

We dont know what machine spirits are, theres 3 possible answers but its always left in the air

[wary fulcrum]

Uriel Ventris.

or any other McNeil protag

[ripe forum]

I was speaking more so in how the Mechanicus blesses weapons

[wary fulcrum]

or Kyme one for that matter

[daring creek]

Mini marines

[storm jungle]

[languid meadow]

Kyme...

[ripe forum]

But that might be with machine spirits I'm pretty new to the lore

[languid meadow]

Kyne..

Kynareth...

[daring creek]

Pissing on them idk

[rancid cove]

GW biggest card: leave it vague enough so all answers and theories can be reasonable.

[ripe forum]

But can Uriel beat Sly Marbo

[wary fulcrum]

"Pleaseworkpleaseworkpleaseworkpleaseworkpleasework" in ones and zeroes

[heady rivet]

Imagine they just reveal the 2 missing Primarchs straight up though and just have some other lore option that pisses off everyone

[ripe forum]

"it seems your firearm was stung... By a plasmic medusa."

[wary fulcrum]

is McNeil the writer? Then yes.

Ventris beats up a nightbringer in (i want to say book 2?)

[celest dome]

Reveal the 2 missing Primarch.
They're women.

[solid horizon]

Perturabette

[heady rivet]

Big E just forgot he made them that way

[rancid cove]

If they ever do that I'd legit bomb they quarters

[storm jungle]

tbh thats basically not really the case anymore as its oldcrons

[arctic talon]

Tbf

[celest dome]

Only a Shard though.
Still bulshit tbh

[storm jungle]

so it would just be a Shard

lol

[solid horizon]

build the killdozer daemon engine

[ripe forum]

Sly Marbo would just climb out of the book and bend Mcneils arm until he writes the conclusion properly

[arctic talon]

Just take it as non canon lol

[storm jungle]

^

[arctic talon]

Oldcrons mkment

[wary fulcrum]

still should be impossible

[storm jungle]

nothing is impossible with plot armor

[arctic talon]

Oldcron lore sucked

[storm jungle]

its just wank, nothing too deep

[heady rivet]

I just believe one got slimed or mind-controlled and the other was a pacifist

[arctic talon]

The C’tan were fucking weak

Yall acting like they were some powerful gods

Nah they fucking got shit on all the time lol

The newcron lore completely redid them

[ripe forum]

Beating sly Marbo, cause he's my favorite ❤️

[rancid cove]

They were probably slimed for just not obeying Emps lul

[storm jungle]

Hes also getting slimed.

[ripe forum]

Nuh uh

[near wasp]

The deceiver is doing his job

[wary fulcrum]

i remember a book years ago, it was part of the Afterblight series (which was a cool idea but poorly executed)

One of the characters is getting tortured and goes a little mad and there's a whole segment of him hallucinating that he turns up to a pub in england and just stares this fat bearded guy down until the author apologises for torturing him to the point of hallucination.

[storm jungle]

Ye ye

[heady rivet]

One is heavily implied to get fucked up during the Rangdan xenocide and at least one was fuckin with Necron tech so wouldnt doubt it

[ripe forum]

Nuh uh

[storm jungle]

Ye ye

[arctic talon]

Me when the deceiver shows up to eat a random ctan phase blade and then that’s it

lol

[ripe forum]

Nuh uh

[storm jungle]

Ye ye

chuck norries memes stopped being funny like 20 years ago

[ripe forum]

💔

[rancid cove]

They were funny?

[storm jungle]

my life was also ruined when i learned hes a republican piece of shit 💀

[ripe forum]

In my heart

[storm jungle]

also literally endorsed Nathanyahoo iirc

lmao

[heady rivet]

Actually the funniest thing to do is pick a randon member of your friend group and then make those allegations and jokes about them instead

[ripe forum]

I always saw him more as a character

[storm jungle]

I guess.

[ripe forum]

But I get what you mean

[wary fulcrum]

the best was how it was Norris, Mister T and Vin Diesel (they all got rolled into Norris)

Vin Diesel had the best one. "His name is an anagram for 'I End Lives'"

[solid horizon]

someone who gets their balls that much greased is always a republican

[arctic talon]

Deceiver shows up, lets itself gets shot up and normally defeated then stabbed

then hahah I actually wanted that all along because you actually had a c'tan phase weapon

rinse and repeat 5 fucking times

I'm not joking

this deadass happens

[rancid cove]

"Sly Marbo vs" discussion be like

[heady rivet]

At least Arnie had the decency to be addicted to Latinas

[arctic talon]

in 5 different lore entries

that exact same fucking like

cycle of events

[storm jungle]

Vin stopped being cool the moment I learned what a fucking weakass pussy hes in with the Fast and Furious movies ngl

"I cannot lose a fight ever"

okay pal

lmao

[ripe forum]

(everyone else is daredevil smh)

[arctic talon]

Anyways yeah oldcrons were fucking lame

oldcron ctan were lamer

[wary fulcrum]

wasnt that the Rock? Or was it both of them?

[arctic talon]

both

oooooh I'm so scary and powerful

[wary fulcrum]

though this was from his xXx days

[arctic talon]

gets its ass beaten and then runs away

[storm jungle]

Both lmao

they both got Little Dick syndrome

[wary fulcrum]

there's a joke here

[storm jungle]

they have it in their contacts to count the EXACT NUMBER of punches exchanged

[heady rivet]

He goes back to being cool when you realize how he's a lifelong huge mega-nerd into D&D. Then becomes uncool when you see the "You're so beautiful" clip

[storm jungle]

??????

[ripe forum]

It really is such a shame they had to cast him in twins

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

lol

[wary fulcrum]

unstoppable (fast) force
Immovable (rock) object

No no, it's too silly

[storm jungle]

Thats how they did that compromise

they have to share exact number of punches

[heady rivet]

How is that a shame

[storm jungle]

or strikes

[ripe forum]

There was no way he could hold a candle to the sexual tyrannosaurus that is Danny Devito

[storm jungle]

and the fight has that 40k rule

aka no side can lose

and they just get seperaed

[arctic talon]

actual scene from the movie

[heady rivet]

Can I just say

[storm jungle]

Vin on the left Rock on the right

(the joke is they are both boring bald dudes)

[wary fulcrum]

fair comment well made

[sharp pollen]

morrow

[ripe forum]

John Cena is like twice the actor Dwayne is

[wary fulcrum]

leaving me hanging here

[ripe forum]

He might not have the best range but at least he tries

And isn't constantly in slop

[storm jungle]

Cena skyrockets beause he allows himself the get his ass kicked

[heady rivet]

I watched every Fast movie. It is LITERALLY impossible to be bored by them. Its the greatest "Holy shit thats badass" bullshit of all time. Turn your brain off and watch it. Han is literally the coolest guy who ever lived.

Also if you watch Better Luck Tomorrow you get to see that Han was involved in a gruesome murder of a teenager that he never brings up.

[storm jungle]

he has amazing range imo

[wary fulcrum]

fucken Batista out of the blue with Sapper Morton as a fantastic performance

[storm jungle]

hes incredible in Peacemaker

[ripe forum]

Honestly I think more wwe wrestlers should be actors

Especially since the modern wwe is so shit

[storm jungle]

thats the entire reason people like Cena and Bautista got into acting because they realised WWE is already just acting

[heady rivet]

"The character appears for the first time in Justin Lin's 2002 film Better Luck Tomorrow, before being incorporated into the Fast & Furious franchise by Lin in his 2006 film The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, appearing in Tokyo as the mentor of Sean Boswell"

[storm jungle]

Bautista tho constantly tries tons of different roles

[sharp pollen]

when will we get 40k movie...

[ripe forum]

Put stone cold into a TV series with him as the main character and my life is yours

[heady rivet]

And then they had to retcon Tokyo Drift to be set YEARS later lmao

[storm jungle]

Also its very easy to get bored by the modern Fast movies unless you're literally some brainless ghoul with the "turn your brain off" thing

this entire mindset is why they are successful

"erm just enjoy them dummy"

[heady rivet]

"Within the story's continuity, the film is set between Fast & Furious 6 (2013) and Furious 7 (2015)."

[storm jungle]

[storm jungle]

Same shit 🗣️

[wary fulcrum]

my sister has a theory that the Rock tried to step out of the box with the Donny Darko not sequel (Southland Tales i think?) and it performed that badly he just went back to being a big vaguely charming dude

[storm jungle]

thats very much the case

Rock has more or less noticed hes an awful actor lol

[heady rivet]

Dom can literally earthbend, I dont care

[storm jungle]

its one of the reasons why he has a huge ego

[storm jungle]

Whos Dom

[heady rivet]

THE STREET...ALWAYS WINS

[wary fulcrum]

yeah but so was Batista to start

At least Cena was always funny

[storm jungle]

Nah i disagree

[near wasp]

I hate the rock

[storm jungle]

Rock is just a blackhole

also has a fucking ego as big as an asteroid

Black Adam? Hello? lmao

[heady rivet]

They put a car in space in those movies. Tej and Roman go to space, who give a fuck

[storm jungle]

it sucks

stop glazing

👎

[wary fulcrum]

have you seen the one with the Hotel? (Artemis?) Batista isn't great in that

Then BR2049 and jesus he's brilliant

He stretched himself

Cena was doing funny big guy stuff as his safety net then decided to just start acting

The Rock tried to expand, got mad and stopped trying

[heady rivet]

I wish I could hate him but he is genuinely so funny how he never stops the grind. So see Black Adam in theaters.

My man lives every day like he NEEDS this to go well or the bank takes his house

[storm jungle]

Well yeah no actor has a perfect track record but Bautista is still the goat

The Rock tried to expand, got mad and stopped trying
Also yeah this

[wary fulcrum]

oh for real, i'm saying he's the goat because he worked at it and improved

[storm jungle]

the Rock is a little dick fraud

even he knows it

[near wasp]

Bro the rock is a pussy

[solid horizon]

omg sons of horus

[storm jungle]

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