40k-lore-chat

[forest orbit]

as she said just go for it if you want the idea so much

🤷‍♂️

[daring creek]

Oh but thats not even including the chance that I wake up after 65 million years and I have severe brain damage

[storm jungle]

thats basically real life its fine

[sharp pollen]

why not make a dnd campaing in necromunda...

[storm jungle]

Im afraid to say that already exists

(its called Necromunda)

[hollow lantern]

Cause there's better systems for it ngl

[vagrant fox]

That's just living for 80 years or playing physical contact sport

[hollow lantern]

Yeah lol

[sharp pollen]

🙄

[sacred bluff]

is alpha primus a primarch

[hollow lantern]

No

[vagrant fox]

Imperialis Nightsider is kind of a whatever short story, only interesting bit is a vague description of a night sider

[storm jungle]

Hes basically a prototypemarch

it gets explored later

this is a huge running sideplot on his own arc

[storm jungle]

tbh

they are just tall pale people that look like night lords

i feel like that Crime short does a better job

[vagrant fox]

This one was described looking vaguely bird like

[sharp pollen]

yeah i know nightsider its a good track from Kyd

[vagrant fox]

Crime, of course, always does a better job

[storm jungle]

Always.

[hollow lantern]

Like every sci fi franchise the cool stories are the small scale ones

[storm jungle]

^

See Andor

generational run

[daring creek]

I need sci fi other than 40k ngl

[vagrant fox]

I kind of do like the idea of night siders looking vaguely avian, too bad it won't reappear

[storm jungle]

Red Rising, trust

[vagrant fox]

Read Red Rising

[daring creek]

ill trust

[sharp pollen]

i wish i was rich so i could commission a translation of wraithbone phoenix to russian so i could reread this peak again

[storm jungle]

lmao thats a mood

but ill be honest english i feel is better

it has stuff your mother tongue usually misses or cant explain

[sharp pollen]

oi m8

[storm jungle]

id know as a turk 💀 🇹🇷

[daring creek]

ok red rising isnt as heavy as like

40k right

[storm jungle]

Nooot really?

id say read the synopsis

[vagrant fox]

I fucking hate reds

[storm jungle]

its like Dune but replace Paul with like a slave making an uprising

[daring creek]

lol

[storm jungle]

its VERY good

[daring creek]

k

[vagrant fox]

It's localised to just our solar system but it's very good

[storm jungle]

Yeah that, its literally just Dune kind of future but relegated to the Solar System and more class-based narrative

[unique bronze]

[vagrant fox]

My friend recommended Empire of Silence but I haven't gotten aroused to it yet, I trust his recommendations though

Xeelee Sequences genuinely slaps

Hyperion is also good

[storm jungle]

Xeelee is pure crack, very good series

🗣️

[daring creek]

speaking of sci fi

whats a techological innovation you guys want to see in the future

[vagrant fox]

I wish I lived in the future so I could be transmogrified into a satyr and fuck nasty until I get bored and become normal again

See above

[daring creek]

[storm jungle]

🥺

[daring creek]

I know the furry shit gonna be a disaster yo

[storm jungle]

you know it when even cyberpunk acknolwedged that shit

where people turn themselves INTO furries

prob the most realistic part of the lore

lmao

[daring creek]

yeah lmfao I forgot what they were called

[storm jungle]

same lol and this is like the 90's

[daring creek]

as a fellow fat fuck, its 80% dieting

[sharp pollen]

omg if it would be possible to turn yourself into furry

[storm jungle]

Im not like obese but man 💀

[daring creek]

neither am I but I lost like

a lot of weight on adderall alone

[storm jungle]

actually not fat-loss literally just body morphing tech would be great

i hate looking at myself in the mirror

[vagrant fox]

I really liked that Polish cyberpunk detective game where there's a guy splicing animal genes in but the technology isn't quite there yet

[storm jungle]

whether its the face, the body, arms etc

idk

[vagrant fox]

Can't wait to see it irl

[storm jungle]

Batman Beyond has an entire episode based on this concept lmao

its a really good one too

https://dcau.fandom.com/wiki/Splicers

[unique bronze]

Whats the game called

[vagrant fox]

Zamn Batman Beyond, I forgot about that

[storm jungle]

did a full rewatch of it with a friend recently, absolutely goated

[vagrant fox]

I think Observer?

I found it to be really cool

I think Batman Beyond was the only time I've ever cared about Batman, maybe there's hope

[ripe forum]

I know it doesn't mean very much but I'm sorry for being dense, I got overprotective over my idea when it really didn't matter

[daring creek]

See now thats like

what makes it problematic instantly

[storm jungle]

No need to be apologise im just a dipshit lol

the worst part of creating stuff is being afraid of criticism, im the same lol

[vagrant fox]

Dwdw, I do suggest looking up Fleshtakers for kroot that work with chaos

[storm jungle]

^

[vagrant fox]

Just acknowledge it's really rare

[ripe forum]

Yeah

I was talking about A Kroot

[storm jungle]

Yeah thats fine.

[ripe forum]

I thought it'd be a neat character

[vagrant fox]

I don't think they're even fully in on it

[storm jungle]

Like we said before just do what you think is fun, at the end of the day player enjoyment is more important.

[daring creek]

I feel like that would annhilate peoples sense of self if they could switch out body parts at will. Its just so wild in concept

[storm jungle]

Lore deviation is only bad if its like really stupid shit which this isnt a case of tbh

[ripe forum]

My idea was that being a Kroot, they gained higher favor with nurgle by eating other nurgle followers and making their plagues their own.

(Somewhat similarly to ku'gath)

[storm jungle]

Yeah that works.

You can prob also make some cultists that just worship the kroot as a sign of the "grandfather's evergiving gluttony" or some shit to allow the players for mooks to gun down

[vagrant fox]

Is a common human experience really so bad, liberul?

[ripe forum]

My whole idea for them falling was an intense, unholy urge to eat tainted meat, likely some trickery at the hand of nurgle or some other being under nurgles forte

[solid horizon]

it's not "tainted", it's clearly aged
you culinary fool

[vagrant fox]

As an act of desperation, or a trick, or insidious chaos backshots manifesting in its thoughts
Pick your poison

[ripe forum]

My favorite part of 40k has always been all the differences xeno races, which is why I wanted to make a few important characters related to them.

[ripe forum]

Pfft

Nurgle chef sounds interesting

Though gluttony is moreso on slaanesh

[storm jungle]

Yeah im biased, i usually avoid xenos villains because it usually feeds the more dummy players bias of "Yeah this is why hating aliens is correct"

While they literally work for space waffen SS 😭

[solid horizon]

is gluttony more a slaneeh or nurgle thing

[daring creek]

mexia market type shit

[unique bronze]

I was actually under the impression that any chaos entity doesn't have that much.. idk the term.. biomass?

[storm jungle]

any chaos god can have any vice usually

you just have to get creative with the excusing

[unique bronze]

Isnt taht why the nids dont eat chaos as well

[vagrant fox]

I've long craved to see a proper chaos eldar but I don't think they've been mentioned in forever

[solid horizon]

I mean gluttony is both excess and in most case results in bad health

[storm jungle]

its more that uh

well its ectoplasm

theres nothing to eat lol

[unique bronze]

yeah exactly

[ripe forum]

OH, THATS WHAT YOU MEANT

I'm dumb

[storm jungle]

Yeah all good, im a dipshit like i said

[solid horizon]

idk, comically evil xenos are funny

[storm jungle]

yeah but humans are also funny

see Jack Horner

my favorite 40k character

[solid horizon]

humans are devilishly ignorant and malvolent

[unique bronze]

So Kroots doingthe same doesnt seem like it would work at least from what I understand

[vagrant fox]

Correct take

[solid horizon]

dont like your neighbour ? watch him getting turned into soylent green

[ripe forum]

I hate the imperium lol, it's just thought because the only way to UTILIZE xenos in this context is to have them be either on the side of chaos, or singular operatives who don't work alongside the inquisition but begrudgingly help each other

[storm jungle]

You can also make the group have like a temporary Kroot ally that is after this corrupted kindred too but i avoided mentioning this because thats kinda too much work lol

mostly because Kroot are like the Wookies of 40k

just a sideshoot race that everyone loves immensely

[ripe forum]

Yeah

My Zealot was actually once under the Tau empire as a child, she was branded. A heretic even so young, and only "found her faith" by becoming a part of a bombing division

-# Of a penal force

[storm jungle]

Lmfao

yeah that checks out, I love giving my imperial OCs awful backstories

[ripe forum]

You know how the Penal bombers work right

[vagrant fox]

I've been very ambivalent about kroot until I read Death Rider
Rhuaridh has magic fingers

[ripe forum]

I assume so

[storm jungle]

tbh theres a reason penal suicide bombers got removed as a unit

now you get the more PG13 exploding collars stuff

[vagrant fox]

Because GW are cowards

[ripe forum]

I find them to be an interesting concept

And I feel like they work for my zealot, who think the emperor is willing to let those repent as long as they willfully follow him

She quite appreciates psykers and ogryns

[storm jungle]

Yeah tbh the Imperium would use suicide units regularly we DO have some examples but its not as "realistic", mostly because GW knows that would offput customers, people ironically dont like being reminded of IRL i the Super Mega Genocide Universe

[vagrant fox]

Elect me as president of GW and day 1 I'm signing an executive order to bring back penal legions

[storm jungle]

[celest cedar]

40K jihadist? 💀

[ripe forum]

She was the one in one in six

[storm jungle]

[storm jungle]

Tbh jihad is literally just "holy war"

suicidal zealots have been a concept forever so

[solid horizon]

charlie kirk

[storm jungle]

LOL

[solid horizon]

[celest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/kirk-man-charlie-kirk-kirk-if-ied-kirk-meme-gif-11866908506481137705

[rancid cove]

In damn need of good pose inspirations

[solid horizon]

idk man, feels like explaining a joke if I say he's very much a zealot and willingly put himself in a practically suicidal situation

[storm jungle]

tbh hes more just a political yapper

[celest cedar]

https://fxbsky.app/profile/wittywebhandle.bsky.social/post/3mgvswgaekc2j

Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins (@wittywebhandle.bsky.social)

Have we considered widening?

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FxBluesky · Mar 13, 2026, 1:59 AM

[daring creek]

ive wondered

what do you think of the tau

I think they look cool

[daring creek]

I see it

lmfao

[solid horizon]

he holds a very zealous view on religion

[vagrant fox]

Where's elite to talk about Necromunda juves with suicide vests

[storm jungle]

Tau are very cool and extremely neat, they just arent for me.

they are unfortunately like the ONLY 40k faction whos lore i also fail on which is ironic af

[ripe forum]

That one Cadian guy really annoyed me when he wouldn't shut up about Tau neutering people

Like

[solid horizon]

tau are cool to paint, if you like edge lighting maybe

[ripe forum]

I get it

You don't like them

[storm jungle]

thats the worst part

[solid horizon]

or if you like walking cardboard boxes with guns

[storm jungle]

"THEY DO ATROCITIES"

MFER YOU ARE SPACE NAZIS

[celest cedar]

I mean I dont think he ever thought he's even going to get assassinated

[ripe forum]

Its funny

[celest cedar]

if he is I dont think he would actually be that brave

[storm jungle]

yeah but those people are just not worth engaging with

its always atrocity whataboutism

we arent talking about them lil bro 🥀

[ripe forum]

The Cadians will always only be the second best pure humans

(I mostly just said that to piss them off lol)

[storm jungle]

which is hilarious because they are literally hated on racially by Imperials in the new books

💀

[celest cedar]

you'll fall apart at the last moment, just like Cadia

[ripe forum]

Really? I knew the Catachans made fun of em

[celest cedar]

checkmate purpies

[ripe forum]

But that's because theyre Catachans

[vagrant fox]

Orr is the most interesting Tau has ever been to me
"Damn I've betrayed so many people I've lost count and condemned thousands to misery, shit really sucks. Well, here I go again for the greater good"
I want more of that

[storm jungle]

Yeah its mostly by officers and some other regiments because Cadians see themselves as sullying their regiment and origin by taking in non-cadians to fill their ranks

[ripe forum]

Damn

[storm jungle]

they REALLY care about their racial purity after Cadia blew up

[ripe forum]

I felt bad about Catachans making fun of em but wow

[storm jungle]

Lmao yeah

Catachan are just macho-assholes so thats normal

[vagrant fox]

Cadians are very funny, elitist pricks

[ripe forum]

Tbf they at least have a REASON to be

[storm jungle]

yeah tho id say kinda

Catachan are good troops but they can get shot in the face like anyone else

[ripe forum]

If chaos attacked Catachan like Cadia, chaos would've broken before the death world

[storm jungle]

they did

[unique bronze]

dayum

[storm jungle]

it happened before one of the Indomitus Fleets reached them

[opaque coyote]

It's basically just space Australia mixed with the Amazon Jungle

"And here is the plant that kills ya. Here is the animal that kills ya. That tiny ant? Contains a neurotoxin that will make you die. We have no anti-venom. It takes hours for ya to die! You will suffer!"

[storm jungle]

but it wasnt like a massive invasion force, mostly some chaos splinter fleet

[daring creek]

THIS is why we need fem marines.

women that kill are inherently hot

[ripe forum]

Those are men

Even better

[young pecan]

No bro they're so good they can sense when someone is gonna get shot in the face

[ripe forum]

[storm jungle]

you joke but they'd legit write shit like this

[heady rivet]

@rancid cove coded

[young pecan]

That's exactly why I say it LMFAO

[storm jungle]

[rancid cove]

LITERALLY MEEEE

[ripe forum]

Except Sly Marbo, bullets get Marbo'd in the face

[celest cedar]

pretty sure those are wahmen

[opaque coyote]

Honestly I just like to believe that Catachans die all the time.

But because literally a minor accident can cause instant death on their home planet. They just don't fucking care.

[young pecan]

That's one thing I never understand about characters who are constantly in gunfights without void shields or psychic barriers, yet live long enough to get forty thousand juvenat treatments

[celest cedar]

female lookin abs and sh

[ripe forum]

"brothers"?

[storm jungle]

yeah they are, its gooner stuff

[ripe forum]

Huh

[storm jungle]

im sorry guys

😔

[celest cedar]

quotations brothers

like cmon now

[ripe forum]

I just assumed they were very sexy men

[storm jungle]

nah they are chicks its pretty obvious

anime style usually draws men in like uhh

[celest cedar]

yeah

[storm jungle]

idk square jaw-ish types?

[young pecan]

Baki

[celest cedar]

women wear crop top armor didnt you know

[young pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/apple-fritter-apple-fritters-baki-anime-biscuit-oliva-apple-fritter-diet-gif-25324107

[storm jungle]

also they have literal boob bumps

[ripe forum]

I'm pretty sure I've seen a warrior of Khorne doing that

[ripe forum]

Men can have boobs

[unique bronze]

-# boob bumps

[storm jungle]

[ripe forum]

[storm jungle]

yeah Kharn the Gyattrayer

or whatever his name is

[ripe forum]

Kharn and angron are fucking hilarious to me

[opaque coyote]

Like Kriegers die to redeem themselves in "the Emperor's eyes".

Catachan just does not give a shit if one of their own dies because again.

Accidentally tripping into the wrong area back home will just give you an agonizing death that a Haemonculi would take notes on.

If anything it's actually unusual on how quick it is. They just wouldn't give a shit.

[ripe forum]

"What do you mean KHARN and motherkarking ANGRON fell to Khorne?"

[vital ginkgo]

Are all squats clones?

[storm jungle]

Yes

they are a clone race

[ripe forum]

I thought they were all crab food

[vital ginkgo]

When were the originals?

And who

[storm jungle]

Like WAYYYY back in DAOT

[vagrant fox]

Daot sometime

Unknown

[storm jungle]

Kin descend from humans

they are a far removed species now

theres like none of that left

[vital ginkgo]

They are humans to my understanding. A human sub species

[storm jungle]

Nah they arent

they got zero ties to humanity in modern 40k

[vagrant fox]

Squats are what happens when you rely on chatgpt too much

[storm jungle]

the original colonists who settled on the galactic core were humans but with each passing generation they were removed more and more

[opaque coyote]

Like if Kriegers are robots

Catachan MFS basically had a integer overflow in the "I can't give a single fuck" and just went to macho man immediately.

[vital ginkgo]

Where do you get this? Biologically they are

In lore

[young pecan]

Dude in the Ravenor book Harlon has someone catch him flat-footed with a surprise bullet like ten times minimum

[vital ginkgo]

Or did that change?

[young pecan]

Guess how many times they landed

[ripe forum]

Yknow what, screw my players

They're fighting megarachnids

[young pecan]

A sizable amount of those were from "professional hardened killers" btw

[storm jungle]

Its in the codex and biologically not possible because that "biology" is not even human, and the Votann Cores actively modify the Kin genes, they are entirely their own race, thats why they are labelled as "xenos"

[opaque coyote]

But at least they got human skin colors

So hey

[midnight dragon]

Hey 40k fan... cocks bolt pistol and points it at your head YOU WILL buy, build, and paint your shit looking 11th edition blood marines. And you will LIKE IT. Understand?!

[opaque coyote]

They won't instantly get shot on sight

[young pecan]

Can they still fuh

[storm jungle]

YES

they can

[opaque coyote]

Only right after someone checks their height

...

[young pecan]

EPIC

[storm jungle]

Necromunda squats lost their Votann so they had to resort to having sex to reproduce

[opaque coyote]

I genuinely wonder if someone accidentally thought a Kin was a ratling

[storm jungle]

so they arent "sterile"

[opaque coyote]

But still shot at them anyways cause

Mutant

[storm jungle]

unlike what some fans say for some reason

[midnight dragon]

I volunteer as tribute

[celest cedar]

reminds me

[storm jungle]

😭

[vital ginkgo]

Hmm interesting

[storm jungle]

Literally 💀

[ripe forum]

You know who needs more love?

Ratlings

[opaque coyote]

Primarch fanfics be like

[storm jungle]

Yeah you need to remember the first "human" Kin are from 30 Millennia ago.

[celest cedar]

size diff...

[storm jungle]

look at our own human ancestors

its just a few million years and even they were more seperated than us

the Kin now have absolutely ZERO ties to humanity

especially when you factor i nthe genetic engineering

[ripe forum]

Also I wish we'd get a grot equivalent to Skarsnik

Goblins are fun

[storm jungle]

I was watching a video on this today and its prob the biggest advantage AOS/WHF have over 40k, aka goblins have actual character and characters*

[ripe forum]

Fantasy has a far more living world than 40k, it feels like it more properly uses all its elements instead of jerking off humans all the time

[young pecan]

"Tall woman" romance media are always of a normal guy with an abnormally tall woman, never of a short man with a normal height woman, how curious

[opaque coyote]

I am gonna ask a question.

Isn't that also the case for Abhumans in general? Like Ogryns look VERY fucking different to the average person.

Does the codex specify or is it said that they're so modified that they aren't human?

[ripe forum]

Short men don't need to look for normal height woman because most women are normal height for women

Tall men do not have such a luxury

[vagrant fox]

Squats(derogatory) would follow Homo Sapien on a phylogenetic tree and are human in that way but are genetically tampered with to be far removed, I reckon it's fairly interesting to think about
Makes me think of that Russian scientists who wanted to make chimpanzee-human hybrids for some reason

[ripe forum]

It's supply and demand at its finest

[celest cedar]

its a kink fantasy

[opaque coyote]

Or is it just a case of the Imperium just labeling them as Xenos just to kill them.

[young pecan]

Oh yeah ofc

[celest cedar]

what I assume abnormally tall woman is like

6'7+

[heady rivet]

@arctic talon @gleaming gale New Necromunda campaign map

[young pecan]

Say that again

[storm jungle]

No because Abhumans still have genetic ties to humanity and even tho they are their own sub-species human ties still exist.

The original "human" parts of the Kin are non-existant because they are long dead evolutionarily, the moment we put the Votann Cores into the equation and remember the codexes actively allow you to mod the Kin any you want that tie kinda entirely disappears

[ripe forum]

[celest cedar]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HC7GTvMXwAEdBZA.gif

[ripe forum]

I flinched like an abused child

GODDAMNIT

AAAAAAA

[arctic talon]

Yoooooo

[ripe forum]

GET OUT OF MY

SKULL

[storm jungle]

🔨
💀

[celest cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920709476724649984/1470870761509228749/gang_shi.gif

[storm jungle]

my grandma just got hit by a bazooka....

[arctic talon]

yeah the Kin only resemble humanity in that the origin of their DNA was human but due to massive amounts of genetic modification they basicially aren't now

lol

[opaque coyote]

Are there any kin that look wildly different even for their kind? Or so far is it just keeping to the dwarf shape.

[ripe forum]

That's... Worse than the reindeer

[vagrant fox]

You weren't around to talk about suicide vest juves and I'm holding it against you, just like the egg thing

[storm jungle]

yeah the Votann Cores also make this impossible essentially

[celest cedar]

no traumadumping in #general-chat

[storm jungle]

Nah they all keep the dwarf shape

[arctic talon]

They're all short

[storm jungle]

they only look different uhh "outwardly"

[arctic talon]

but some have weirder like

skin texture

and stuff

[storm jungle]

skintone, eyes, body abilities etc

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/buccees-my-beloved-gif-2213603715744264789

[arctic talon]

there's some with like weird growths

[storm jungle]

yeah its to allow you to make any appearance with them its very cool

[opaque coyote]

Cancer

Fantastic

[storm jungle]

also yeah these are like the "basic" examples

[vagrant fox]

I find the aspect of squat(derogatory) souls being dimmer interesting. How does the llm do that

[storm jungle]

you can literally give the mshit like rock skin

or glowing eyes

or fucking natural nightvision

[arctic talon]

the LLM does that by fucking with human DNA on a fundamental level

lol

also the only not like

[storm jungle]

artificial beings

[arctic talon]

short Kin

[storm jungle]

thats the biggest pointer

[opaque coyote]

Clones generally have dimmer souls

[arctic talon]

are Steeljack Ironkin

lol

[opaque coyote]

Like all of them

If I ever remember correctly

[arctic talon]

fuckin yolked

[storm jungle]

bro has the straps

hes ready to give space marines iron backshots.....

🥀

[opaque coyote]

An SM and this MF in a wrestling match

[vagrant fox]

I'm under the impression that normal born squats also have dimmer souls, is that not the case

[opaque coyote]

oiled up

[storm jungle]

that we dont know

[arctic talon]

insidious ironkin backshots

[storm jungle]

0SDKF0DSFK0SDKF

HOLY SHIT

I DIDNT KNOW THEY WERE THAT BIG

[arctic talon]

yeah no

THEY'RE HUGE

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

LOL

[vagrant fox]

Chadded up

[storm jungle]

bro has his cock-knife out too

hes after bodies

[heady rivet]

5'11 man on the right

[arctic talon]

they're baseline T6 which is fatter then an Ork nob

[vagrant fox]

Insidious fanlore backshots strike again

[young pecan]

Computah put those two in a toxic doomed yaoi

[celest cedar]

roided guys you see in the gym be like

[storm jungle]

NO neck

https://klipy.com/gifs/cervical-traction-neck-brace

[arctic talon]

"a neck would be disadvantageous in combat"

[vagrant fox]

Why do you have that gif on standby

[storm jungle]

tbh i wrote "no neck" and tried to post the goofiest thing

https://klipy.com/gifs/ed-no-neck-ed-1

[celest cedar]

NOOO

NOT THIS DUDE

[storm jungle]

lmao WHAT

[vagrant fox]

It was so fast, I thought you just had it saved

[celest cedar]

this guy appeared in a tv show about dating before

[storm jungle]

aw hell nah

[celest cedar]

he was so creepy 💀

[heady rivet]

90 day fiance

[vital ginkgo]

What makes the league of votaan evil?

[storm jungle]

Oh man

[arctic talon]

They're capitalists

[storm jungle]

where do we start

[arctic talon]

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[arctic talon]

Jokes aside

[solid horizon]

they're small

[arctic talon]

Jokes aside they're evil because they have a total disregard for anyone not Kin

[storm jungle]

^

[solid horizon]

small people tend to be mean due to their lack of respirable oxygen

[arctic talon]

are massively resource hungry and hoarders

[arctic talon]

and massively fucking violent

[storm jungle]

they will kill anything for resources and materials

[arctic talon]

towards anyone who doesn't give them

what they want

they will take and take and take and take

[vital ginkgo]

That doesn't sound necessarily bad. How do you mean?

[arctic talon]

until there's nothing left to take

[storm jungle]

Imagine right

you are living on some world

[arctic talon]

They will blow your fucking brains out for 2$

[storm jungle]

the Kin arrive

and talk with your planetary leaders

[heady rivet]

https://youtu.be/eazIXKvIfxo He literally washes his hair with mayo

[storm jungle]

and ask for your resources

you say no, they are ours

[vital ginkgo]

Ah I see that's not good

[storm jungle]

they say "okay thats fine"

they leave

then uh

the next morning

[vital ginkgo]

I thought you meant they were isolationists or something

[storm jungle]

a giant continent sized drill drops on your planet

and starts destroying everything

[celest cedar]

Im reminded of this guy against my will

[storm jungle]

lol

[arctic talon]

MORE YIELD, FOR THE VOTAAN

[brave owl]

you think if a space marine came it'd kill you because of the nuh pressure

[storm jungle]

VILTRUMITE SPERM?????

[arctic talon]

Awful

[heady rivet]

He was older than the father of his fiance

[vagrant fox]

The story where they board a necron ship inside of a sun because they think they can get away with it easy is quite fun

[brave owl]

like a fucking machine gun

[storm jungle]

[brave owl]

millions of microscopic holes

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-farnsworth-shreds-to-shreds-you-say-gif-19143723

[unique bronze]

Oliver lowkey having feelings for a lobster was funny

[brave owl]

[vagrant fox]

Ghoulish

[arctic talon]

for a collection of their philosphical quotes

"Know, first and always, who your enemies are. They are those who attack you. They are those who threaten to attack. They are those who might one day attack. Crush them before they can."

"This is very simple. We don't want your lives, your coin, or that junk you call technology. We want your world. We want the riches you didn't even realise you had, and that you definitely don't deserve. Leave whole you have the chance. Or don't. Either way we're coming to claim what's ours."

"The stars are ours. Bequeathed by the ancestors to us millennia ago. It is our duty, to all those who came before us, to reach out into them and stake our claim. No other race can fashion their resources into the technological marvels we can. It is a waste of their potential for any others to possess them"

"You misunderstand, human. I am not here to debate. I am not here to compromise. What you see as yours, I am taking for my kindred. You want to bargain? Tôryk, unholster our means of negotiation"

shows how uh

not great they are

[storm jungle]

yeah ike

people say this isnt "that evil"

say that when a fucking continental drill drops over your city

[brave owl]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-my-kingdom-cum-cum-fridge-gif-22354569

[storm jungle]

and grinds everything to shit

lmao

[arctic talon]

btw Toryk fucking killed like 20 random fucking imperial civillians lmao

begging for their lives

[storm jungle]

BASED

[daring creek]

"This land was promised to us 300 years ago"

[arctic talon]

because they were "in his way"

(they were not)

he just wanted to use his shotgun

[storm jungle]

also just

"We want your world."

okay man you can take it

🥀

😭

just dont drill my family

[heady rivet]

Meanwhile the noble Necromundan Squats made this planet great

[daring creek]

theyre boring ur family bud

also

have the votann and imperium interacted yet

[brave owl]

Votussy

[storm jungle]

Tons

[young pecan]

I think of this guy all the time

[arctic talon]

Tons

[storm jungle]

theres varying examples

[arctic talon]

usually violently

but the LoV are willing to trade

(sometimes)

Their prefered trading partners however are Eldar Corsairs, and The Tau

[vagrant fox]

I haven't read up on it yet, I assume the mechanicus are not fans of the Votann, no?

[arctic talon]

Eldar Corsairs because there's no overlap in what they want

The Tau because the LoV think they're naive and want to exploit them

The Mechanicus want their technology badly

lol

Like really badly

[brave owl]

Votann use some type of AI shit

[arctic talon]

its all DAOT era shit

[brave owl]

So I think its mixed

[arctic talon]

Votaan are AI

[storm jungle]

not type, they outright use AI

[arctic talon]

ironkin are also AI

[storm jungle]

^

[arctic talon]

like the votaan themselves are AI

and Ironkin are sapient and sentient AI kin

[wise wolf]

Nightbringussy

[arctic talon]

wonderful

[young pecan]

Some Votannlings seemingly live in the Imperium without even knowing what they are

[daring creek]

they made dwarves ai slop lovers 🥀

[brave owl]

I thought votann were dwarves

[storm jungle]

they are

[arctic talon]

Votaan are the giant cores

[storm jungle]

^

[brave owl]

aah

[arctic talon]

Kin are what the dwarves actually are

[storm jungle]

Votann are the big datacenters

[wise wolf]

I thought Dawi are Dwarves

[brave owl]

mixing shit

[arctic talon]

but they don't give a shit if you call them Votaan

[storm jungle]

Kin are the dwarves, Ironkin are robo-dwarves

they are a mixed population

[arctic talon]

the less everyone else knows about the Votaan the better

[storm jungle]

they treat the robots as fellow dwarves

[brave owl]

so when are the AI gonna go crazy and kill everyone

[storm jungle]

never

lol

[wise wolf]

Isnt Votaan just Deep Rock Space Galactica

[storm jungle]

yea

[wise wolf]

WE'RE RICH

[brave owl]

Or infinitely generate AI pron of Cegroach until the cores melt down and kills everyone

[arctic talon]

Not capitalist enough

They're not obsessed enough with profit

[brave owl]

Leaf lovers

[arctic talon]

never, the AI's are just slow

well

the votaans are slow

Ironkin work fine

[storm jungle]

also 40k has no basis for "all AI goes rogue" lol

we literally dont even know what caused the Men of Iron uprising

[arctic talon]

Tbh we have only one example of AI going rogue

which is humanity

[storm jungle]

yeah and we dont know the cause of it

[arctic talon]

Eldar, Necrons, Tau and the Leagues of Votaan have all developed AI

without issue

[storm jungle]

yea tho Kin are the best example

[arctic talon]

Imo it was probably like 20 different fucking things at once

[storm jungle]

because they have existed since DAOT with like zero issues

[brave owl]

Wasn't there some implication of Chaos messing with it

[storm jungle]

Nah thats a theory

[arctic talon]

There's some that are chaos corrupted

but UR-025 is a rebellious Man of Iron

[storm jungle]

Also yeah that, people mix it up

[arctic talon]

who holds no Ill will towards humanity

and hates chaos

so like who fucking knows

[daring creek]

What are the tau and eldars ai?

[arctic talon]

Its opinion is that Chaos is a disgusting pox upon the galaxy

[storm jungle]

Tau use drones and other stuff

[brave owl]

maybe humans just relied on AI too much

[arctic talon]

Tau use drones and Engramatic AI

[storm jungle]

yeah uh

knowing us?

deffo

[arctic talon]

Eldar also used automated AI drones

[storm jungle]

lmao

[daring creek]

he just wanna live bruh :(

[storm jungle]

as he said himself

"I am a man of iron, and im free."

https://klipy.com/gifs/writing-hot

LET HIM COOK

🗣️ 🔥

[daring creek]

hell fuckin yeah

[arctic talon]

tbh

[storm jungle]

legit great Short

[arctic talon]

the funny thing is

he literally holds no ill will towards humanity

[storm jungle]

also he murders admech, 10+

[arctic talon]

those tech priests had it coming

lol

[storm jungle]

LMAO YEA

[arctic talon]

he warns them

[storm jungle]

they literally treat him like shit

[arctic talon]

as well

[vagrant fox]

They usually do don't they

[arctic talon]

like 15 different fucking times

and they just ignore it

[storm jungle]

Yeah thats th hilarious part

[arctic talon]

lol

He literally doesn't want to kill them until there's no other option

[celest cedar]

republicans admech be like: how could this happen

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[arctic talon]

It also gets along fine with Daedolus

and the Ambull hunt NPC

lol

[vagrant fox]

As far as my memory goes any time 40k humans stumble across daot ai it's their own fault things go bad and that's great

[arctic talon]

because they don't go out of their way

to fuck with it

[storm jungle]

Correct yeah

unless the author is lazy and makes it chaos related

👎

Gay.

[brave owl]

what did they do?

[storm jungle]

its just lazy imo

[brave owl]

That made it kill them

[storm jungle]

"EVIL AI BECAUSE EVIL SATAN MAGIC"

like okay alex jones

[brave owl]

https://tenor.com/view/joo-jew-jewl-s4j78-gif-5651286586900019647

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

It told them to leave it alone first

then it warned them that the path ahead was dangerous and it might not be reliable.

it continues to tell them it has its own things to do

it culminates in them talking about fucking selling Ur

Which is when Ur decides "okay fine they have to go"

lol

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

I FORGOT THE SELLING THREAT

What a bunch of fuckwits

[arctic talon]

they wanted to fucking sell its ass bruh 💀

wtf did they think was gona happen

[storm jungle]

"mfer is defective"

[brave owl]

wasn't the point of being a tech priest respecting technology

wtf

[arctic talon]

They were gona sell it to other tech priests

[vagrant fox]

Hustling takes precedent always

[storm jungle]

Elite, oblige them

🫵

[arctic talon]

which prolly wouldn't have been possible

at all

but the mechanicus are a diverse bunch

and that group of tech priests are also literal criminals

who have stolen battle automata before lol

They had a stolen fucking Kastellan Robot with them they didn't know how to control properly

lol

[storm jungle]

yeah the only difference is like if they were normal techpriests they'd say some shit like

"Yeah this robot is talking too much, once we go back to the ship have them run memory deleting protocols just incase"

so they'd still end up dead

[arctic talon]

the best way to avoid Ur killing you

is to not fucking look into it

[brave owl]

respect

[arctic talon]

just treat it like you would anyone else

lol

And nothing happens

Do not try to assert over Ur that you own or control it lol

[vagrant fox]

Cawl found the fucking Spirit of Eternity? I wanna kill him

[storm jungle]

i hate that bit

[arctic talon]

unclear

Qvo says he might have

as for if Cawl actually did who fucking knows

I choose to believe not

[storm jungle]

Same

its so stupid

[arctic talon]

and Qvo was just puffing Cawl up

lol

Cawl also never mentions it

so I double assume its qvo puffing cawl up

because cawl's ego is so big

he would absolutely brag about that shit

[brave owl]

https://youtu.be/mZAxO-za3KU

[vagrant fox]

I haven't read the Dawn of Fire series, wild thing to read

I'll assume the ego thing

[vagrant fox]

Time to start the Restless Dead and compare it to Death Rider, someone post a wojack for me

[nocturne crest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1204540553971372072/1491989049437847723/image.png?ex=69d9b295&is=69d86115&hm=06629d38a65c5bf5dedaf134238ea130f1c9c08a2be80742935e064d03142f50&

What is this?

Like, the armour.

[unique bronze]

Maybe peeps in #darktide-driptide would know

[vagrant fox]

Vostroyan chest and the navy something helmet

Aren't they in the store right now

[torpid lion]

What does "bi hanbao" mean?

[vagrant fox]

It's a little peculiar to explain, in a recent youtube series called tip2tip a guy introduces himself as bi hanbao, beef burger, but kinda goofs it as a different word pronounced the same can make it mean vaj burger, in cruder terms
At least as I've understood it

Also the first chapter of Restless Dead is kinda cool

[young pecan]

YouTube shorts needs to die

"And people say the Imperium are the Good Guys 😠"

WHO is saying this other than the mentally deficient

[storm jungle]

A lot of people unfortunately lol

some folks were also very upset at this ending lmfao

(owned )

[daring creek]

the imperium are the good guys crowd after half of them are made servitors for saying a tau gurl is cute or smth idk

[heady rivet]

Just found a youtube channel thats a guy singing racist ragtime songs from the 1800s

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1489667906068287508/Palatine_Impressed.gif

[daring creek]

Is that an inquisitor

rogue traders cant have cheurbs right

"abortion is bad"

Kratos baby:

[heady rivet]

Thats Gerontius Helmawr, lord of Necromunda. And thats not a Cherub its a Caryatid

His name is Blinky

[copper island]

inferno is so fucking funny because it makes everything look more evil than it usually is

[heady rivet]

If anything it looks as evil as it should be

[copper island]

are hive factories supposed to look like this

[copper island]

true

[daring creek]

what fucking map is this

[heady rivet]

Okay I need to stop listening I just caughtn myself nodding along to it

[copper island]

smelter complex

but with the havoc Inferno modifier

[heady rivet]

The map where you repair the forge, killing the eyes and flipping the switches in the finale

[copper island]

which is what give it the evil atmosphere on fire

[daring creek]

sick

you made me think this game FINALLY got a new map

fuck you abby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1483585945667375317/1ZKlmbZ.gif

[copper island]

😨

[opaque coyote]

Should be the default look

That looks sick

[daring creek]

zooble

[opaque coyote]

zooble

[celest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-chudjak-wojak-soyjak-marcvin5-gif-13903021270190271130

[crystal forum]

please god let they/them have an entrance

[daring creek]

u mean exit?

[crystal forum]

I SAID ENTRANCE

[daring creek]

to?

they not leavin

[crystal forum]

missus you naïve brat

you will learn one day

[daring creek]

entrance for what

learn what

enter sandman?

[crystal forum]

you fool

you cannot understand the drive

for zooblussy

[daring creek]

Dilara shouldn't bully you

she should torture you

with salt covered hammers

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1094218997303623755/1270345695974526987/attachment.gif

and then..he pressed POST

[crystal forum]

they hated him because he was right

[daring creek]

no they hated him cuz he was stupid

imma cave ur skull in frfr 🙏

[opaque coyote]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ImaginaryWarhammer/comments/1sgj48n/wake_by_mick19988/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Blood as the oil to grease the wheels.

Rust shaking off from the gears.

Excessively turning and grinding down flesh and bone.

It was always planned from the beginning.

A perfect Samsara of guilt and false martyrdom.

For the worst regime in mankind's history.

All for the Emperor.

He demands nothing less.

[jade holly]

So Invincible Vs is pretty fun so far (I’ve done nothing but Lab)

[opaque coyote]

domestic violence

[jade holly]

Only if I play Mark and Rexplode

[opaque coyote]

fun fact

uh

in the comics

[jade holly]

Is it a fun fact

[opaque coyote]

when Eve found out Rex cheated on her, she had a specific series of poses showing her breaking down and crying.

when Rex found out that DupliKate was cheating on him with immortal, he had the exact same series of poses

Issue 25 and Issue 6 for comparison

Karma can be a bitch ain't it?

One of the few details I wish was kept in the show

[jade holly]

Kate and Fraudmortal deserve each other

[opaque coyote]

I mean they both die

Lile

Every single time

[jade holly]

The only thing they’re good at

[opaque coyote]

Mfw her brother uses Duplikate's

Exact

Same powerset

But better

[jade holly]

He understands the power of INFINITE CLONES

[opaque coyote]

Tbf to Fraudkate

They feel like

The exact same pain as their clones

So if one of their clones get their like arm chopped off

They feel their arm chopped off

And Duplikate's brother is outright insane

Partially due to that

...

Still a fraud though

Since like bitch

You have clones

Do something other than rushing them

At least

Good god

[jade holly]

I cannot wait to see Socrates and Freddie Mercury in Invincible Vs

[opaque coyote]

Bayverse Optimus

Vs

Freddy Mercury

And I say Bayverse since like

I don't think regular Optimus would do genocide

[jade holly]

Bayverse Prime was a psychopath lmao

“Give me your face”

[opaque coyote]

Fights war for millions of years

Completely fine

Interacts with humans for like months at most

Immediately begins crashing out

What did Bay mean by this

[opaque coyote]

Honestly I can totally imagine Thaedus saying that type of shit

"You'll never stop at one!"

[opaque coyote]

If Argall ever gets a voice

In like a flash back

Y'know who would be perfect?

[jade holly]

Mace go BONK

[opaque coyote]

Frank Welker

[jade holly]

Or Fred Tatascoire

[sacred ginkgo]

Yeah thats tag fighter degeneracy alright

[opaque coyote]

I mean

[jade holly]

The mace slams are so satisfying to hear though

[opaque coyote]

If you already got Peter Cullen for Thaedus

Might as well make it ironic since he's the betrayer

And make Argall voiced by Frank Welker

AKA the og voice of Megatron

And also Scooby Doo

[jade holly]

He would also be my pick for Perturabo

To voice

Wait no that’s Fred Tatascoire

[opaque coyote]

Oh yeah also

Hugo Weaving vs Frank Welker

https://youtu.be/5V27CJm3Sg0?si=supIvOg0wHQhJGqj

[jade holly]

He was Freddy too

[opaque coyote]

For Megatron

Honestly despite supposedly not really caring for it

It seems like he's doing a good job as Megatron despite supposedly not caring for it in the slightest

Also Frank Welker is clearly trying to make himself sound similar to Hugo Weaving's performance

Hugo basically sounds closer to a gladiator. A warrior who has been through many conflicts.

And honestly is my personal choice for an Angron voice.

While Frank Welker sounds closer to the leader

@jade holly Also I can definitely imagine Angron saying

"Is it fear or courage that compels you?"

[jade holly]

I know who I want as Angron

https://tenor.com/view/halo-banished-rage-fury-macaco-gif-25226900

[opaque coyote]

Good choice ngl

Darin De Paul killed it as Escharum

He also voiced Samuel Hayden/Seraphim in the Doom Games btw

[jade holly]

Oh I am aware

Darin DePaul is my favorite voice actor

[opaque coyote]

And also Reinhardt?

Actually didn't notice damn

[jade holly]

Emperor Calus
Reinhardt
Revenant (from Apex)
The Hidden King
Escharum
Reed Tobson in Outer Worlds

Samuel Hayden as you said

[opaque coyote]

Oh yeah and also

J Jonah Jameson in the recent playstation spiderman games

[jade holly]

Ardyn in Final Fantasy XV

Hulk in that Avengers game that didn’t do well

He’s in Marathon??

He’s Idolator Sol in BL4

He was Dr Doom in Fortnite

He’s the Butcher in Diablo 4

Point is he’d be a perfect Angron lmao

I got off track

[opaque coyote]

True

Then again

The idea of Angron repeating some Matrix quotes

Does sound appealing

[jade holly]

Counter offer

“Set a fire in your heart, Guilliman”

[opaque coyote]

Imagine Angron doing this scene

https://youtu.be/jRHDdRANhD8?si=aUTm0RGhjUUpzQe8

Could also make a good Horus though

[shadow plover]

Gaius supremacy

[jade holly]

I know Darin’s voice to the point where I even hear a mere second of it I go: “Yeah that’s him”

[opaque coyote]

Horus: "Maybe you knew I was gonna do that. Maybe you didn't. If you did then that means you baked those crackers and set that plate there... Deliberately. Purposefully. Which means that you're sitting there. Deliberately. Purposefully."

Emperor: "What did you do with Sanguinius?"

Angron: "Polly wanted a cracker... like everything does."

Emperor: "You are a bastard."

[jade holly]

Wanna know something crazy?

This is Darin de Paul lmao
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4xA7wxJl5Lk&si=c1MQUgUMktPXKUDn

[civic gale]

Hi

[celest dome]

Does Smite have Aliens now ?

Is this meant to be some "American" pantheon ?

[brave owl]

yoo they added scientology?

[surreal nest]

Thats just a skin

[daring creek]

Ugh. More games with filthy aliens 😒

[celest dome]

Do I want to know for whom

[surreal nest]

Fret not it says right there in the youtube title

Ah Puch

[daring creek]

REMINDED that matrix said god is a black woman LMFAO

[rocky gale]

That's the Oracle

This is the Architect, who is more akin to God in the matrix

[misty vector]

Ah puch, mayan god of the underworld

[celest dome]

I'll be honest, I would have never registered that as a name

On my own at least

[misty vector]

its a strange name yeah

pronounced like ah poo-wagh

or pwagh iirc

[celest dome]

It's a different language, I wouldn't throw the 1st stone

At least it's not Welsh (derogatory)

[raven stone]

TGIF

[crystal forum]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Invincible/comments/1sh1g0e/i_fixed_thragg/

https://preview.redd.it/i-fixed-thragg-v0-lqg48v27gaug1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=c2068253068dacd8ea0e4c75c128479c3ba0b69b

[storm jungle]

Horrid

[rose thorn]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/qrwbuq7f/warhammer-art-through-the-years-sylvaneth/

Love this

[raven stone]

We should all be so fortunate 😢 (viewers can subsitute genders of both characters as need be for themselves)

[solid horizon]

this is entirely fictional

[hollow lantern]

Nah

Well maybe for you it is

[solid horizon]

yeah the fictional part is that I would be completely unable to remember all the warhammer lore and retcons

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/omni-man-invincible-14

[hollow lantern]

Regrettably Warhammer is semi burned into my cerebrum cause I was obsessively into it for like 12 years

[vagrant fox]

wrong

[celest dome]

Seeing Skaven getting slaughtered
What a good day it is

[raven stone]

Saken?

[raven stone]

Burned into my teenaged brain - the 3rd edition stuff anyways. Need to do some catch-up with the rest…

[celest dome]

Dyslexia

Or any other cause

[raven stone]

Ah lol

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

[rancid cove]

"The monk'eigh have gone insane."

[rocky gale]

Did WarCom use Vantablack to paint that

[queen laurel]

huh

well

that black color really does stand out compared to the rest

[solid horizon]

either vanta black or black primer with matte varnish spam

either way it doesn't look very good

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2042523672808739112

Iron Father Bitter (@bitteriarann)

Eldrad reporting the start of the Heresy to the Eldar:

Quoting The Wall Street Journal (@WSJ)
︀
A rare and deadly “civil war” has broken out between two factions of chimps in Africa. on.wsj.com/48AuGRq

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FxTwitter · Apr 10, 2026, 8:42 AM

Ah fuck someone beat me to it

[rancid cove]

Be faster next time, chud

[languid meadow]

Chimbo

[crystal forum]

you're late dumbass

[rocky gale]

You're late to point out they're late, you bimbo

[languid meadow]

Was trying to find a post but my timeline is all Falklands

[fervent geode]

Tfw, r/SonsofHorus is smaller than the r/30kDeathGuard

[rancid cove]

Luna Wolves >

[rose thorn]

I wonder if they will do a GK vs (faction) event for the greyknights refresh

https://tenor.com/view/copium-meme-pepe-frog-gif-26117735

[rancid cove]

I hope the Grey Knights refresh is them killing Kaldor Draico

[rose thorn]

I hope he gets a new model

[storm jungle]

lmao

[rose thorn]

His model ask his action figure are so different

Okay

Not that different

But I think it’s funny

[storm jungle]

I mean

one is a ancient ass playdough mini

the other is a recent product

[rancid cove]

The difference literally just the helmet

[rose thorn]

Yeah

[rose thorn]

And the proportions!

[rancid cove]

One is a miniature and the other is an action figure

[rose thorn]

I hope we get female greyknights

[rancid cove]

Who wouldve guessed proportions are different

[fervent geode]

The oldman face sells it

This man is done

This man wants to die

[rose thorn]

The action figures are usually REALLY accurate

[rancid cove]

Please let it be so I want him dead

[fervent geode]

He actually looks like Mortarion somehow

[fervent geode]

Duels Calas Typhon

Dies

Good ending

[rose thorn]

Greyknights are cool because they were the genuine worst parts of space marines with pride it hilarious

“The tactical stealth shining silver knight is the most advanced power armor uses his specially trained super brain powers to melt a steel wall and cut up all the homeless people into microshreads and disappear in an instant.”

I don’t think they even retconned “killing a bunch of sisters of battle to cover their armor in holy blood so they can fight demons better”

[wary fulcrum]

I’m kind of fine with how dumb that lore is

Like

It’s the imperium

On the list of dumb fuck moves, that’s enough for a Mensa application

[cerulean trellis]

tell me if you find one

[rocky gale]

Revenge

[rose thorn]

I love it, the most secretive powerful and important military force in the imperium does the most genuinely deranged shit and no one stops them in the name of their one hyper specific goal

[rose thorn]

Lmao

[wary fulcrum]

The silver armour and blinding psychic light too

Still a stealth mission if no one is left alive to see you

[vagrant fox]

It was soft-retconned anyways

[solid horizon]

erm

no one fuckin plays grey knights

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-dog-hug-dog-question-mark-dog-question-mark-gif-14144426802562365039

[rocky gale]

They would, if they got updated

[solid horizon]

at my model store there are like 2 complete grey knight armies extremely well painted for an unbelivably cheap price

they've been rotting there for months in the second hand cabinet

[rocky gale]

Because they haven't been updated in 20 years

[rose thorn]

Because they are old and expecting a refresh dog.

[solid horizon]

doesn't matter

[rocky gale]

Does matter, no one wants old shit

[solid horizon]

so my point stands