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but good for them
Again, the existence of Chaos has basically been spilled
And the Imperium is in such deep shit
That Grey Knights are appearing more frequently
the only real way to remember the confederacy, a failure in every aspect
They can't quite keep the secrecy anymore
Too much work
And if people start whispering that
The Grey Knights will kill you
Well
...y'know
People might just start shooting at the Knights to try and live
as much as any astartes landing on your planet does ^^'
I'm sure they'll still kill you to avoid taint spreading but you won't die just for seeing them
"Oh thank Emperor more reinfor-"
Drop pods reveal Grey Knights
"ah shit things are really bad aren't they?"
mantis warriors are really the most mischaracterized chapte r
dependign on the number of witnesses they used to midnwipe iirc or does my mind play tricks on me there?
grey knights dont use drop pds
Only important people
Uhhh they wouldn't drop, they'd teleport
Yeah
I know but drop pods are cooler

Shut u-
how about a chapter where time alive = respect? hmm....probably every chapter does it
No they’re not
I disagree
Smh
Every chapter does it
Yes
i give up
i give up
i give up

today is a shit day
yeah service studs
im just gonna go
Otherwise Dante will look like he's gone through puberty
respect is earned, usually by deeds. many chapters however keep track how long a marine has served, UM use simple studs on the forehead, DA use winged swords iirc
also on the forehead
But replace zits
With Service Studs
... actually I wanna see like
hey do you know what hte"my homebrew group of guys" for greyknights aer? I think its brotherhoods but it might be strike teams
A fucking comic where Dante takes off his helmet
And they can't even see his face
Because it's covered by Service Studs
iirc gold studs mean 100 years right? so how many of those would be on his head at this point

dante woudl probably have 2 studs, eahc symbolising 500 years ... though i do not know if the blood angels actually doe service studs
Like 12 or 15, right?
You’d just make individual grey knight strike forces. Since all the brotherhoods are fully fleshed out
it differs from chapter to chapter
Not everyone wears service studs
gotcha thank youuu
No problemo
10 for gold (100 years per stud)
20 for silver (50 years per stud)
It varies
the lex only has 1 stirke force page so i wasnt sure
um gold stud = 50 years
Just grey knight strike force™
DA gold stud = 100 years
Looked it up.
For DA
Silver = 50
Gold = 100
Soul Drinkers gets 10 year studs
And UM get a gold stud for 50 years
And that's it
its what i said
So BA probably don't use Service Studs
Yeah but that was only for UMs
no i mentioned DA as well
nP
the MC force commander in DOW2 has 3 silver studs and is 150 years old, so its neat they had that level of detail
If Blood Angels used 10 year studs
Then Dante would have 100 studs on his face
Which is funny to imagine
They take off his helmet and they just see studs stabbed everywhere on his face
"Yes, it still hurts. Why do you think I want to die?"
Literally
Imagine Guilliman being forced to have UM service studs
Same fate as Dante but ~golden~

@scenic trout recognize something? (idk where else to tag you dude
italian space marine
Portuguese Marine
Boarding torpedoes are burrowing tools
It’s a mechanicus thing but everyone else uses it
In a way
Aren't guns in a certain sense burrowing tools
Just that they're doing it in the flesh
leviathan dreads and castaferrum dreads
they have drills
Centurion have Siege drills
whoever recognzies what this is wins a golden star
lego man
the shark elements are a clue
It look like its wearing a Mankini
Jeff the Shark ?
It's a bioncle
would be far to obvious
also no
its a from a very popular japan game
and i want the name of what the paint scheme represents
Mario ?
no
OH
Krokodil ?
Pikachu 
i knew you'd be too quick if i told you what the game series is
anyone here seen the boys season 5 yet
or maybe not....
2 episodes are out rn
armaldo?
look i tried my fucking best i give up sorry for bothering you all
I only know one Pokemon and it's smallfly or whatever
i only know bug t ypes
i wish i could make a successor chapter of the carcharadons but
i dont even think thats a thing due to their unknown foundings
you... you.. yo can
they arent unknown
they arent?
they are raven guard
They are raven guard
they're RG sucessors
explictly
since like
fucking 2010?
or earlier
WHAT
yeah
I think you are mixing them up with blood ravens
People just cope online
They descend from some exiled Heresy-era Raven Guard
the games love misinformaiton
FAHHH
FUCKIN EXORSIST AND STORM LORD LMAOOOO O
Straight wrong lmao
AGHAHAHA
none of the videos i saw mentioned anything about ravenguard
same with BR
"WOAh i wonder what their foudngin chatper is
omegon
literally we know the home legion of all but like 2 of htese
I love the Red Scorps so much its unreal
lmao
thats clearly a omega symbol so maybe alpha legion
alpharius and omegon ofc
nah, Red scorps, Minotaurs, Omega marines, Blood ravens I all know 100% are not confirmed
red scorps are unknown?
Exorcists went from Unknown -> GK -> Imperial fists
i thoughy they were Iron hands
Blood Ravens are "unknown" but you need to be blind to see they aint Thousand Sons
blood ravens's origin are pure conspiracy theory speculation lmao
word bearers* ☝️ 🤓
Minotaurs are iron warriors but like they'd never admit it
how did people figure carcharadons were RG?
Guilliman vs Daemon Primarch is gonna be like
They literally say so
in the books
And they refuse to let it be tested and dont let anyone study their origins. And have a comically huge stockpile of Heresy-era gear
Because the books basically say so
what if DoW developers went "we made cool chapter, we dont care who they are successor of"
where? (really im curious
The carcaradons trilogy
because youtubers are chuds who dont knwo the lore
That being said, Emperor's Children is my bet
IM THINKING OF RED TALONS i alwasy get them and red scoprions mixed up
thats ltiearlly waht they ddi tbf, my guess is in lore they are a WS successor since they have alot of good psykers
exiled RG chapter master title was "shade lord" which is what the carchs called their chapter master
Carcharadons share genetic lineage with the Ashen Claws WHO ARE RAVEN GUARD
They share the same geneseed mutations as the RG
IMperial armor says they are 99% likely to be Raven Guard
this is from the Carcharadon Trilogy + 1
along with imperial armor
and also
one of the heresy black books
raven guard eitehr aer like normal or they mutate REALL Y REALLY badly
Tbf
I always assumed they were DA successors when I was little
that one biden comic...
In the Badab War books, Minotaurs are written as though they’re Iron Warriors
Not sure if that’s official yet though
mfw Corax's geneseed turns me from black to grey to white
maybe BA, because they have a concerning amount of blondies (essentially baldies)
Yeah but its never explictly said
Unlike with Space Sharks
Son of the Phoenix be like
Sons of the Phoenix are just black templars 2
We're not sure but ultramarine
Lol that's even funnier
Red Scorpions might have been Emperor’s Children if I remember rightly, but I’m not scrolling through messenger to find the chat
I almost said oh they might be word bearers because they appear to have inbuilt daemon resistance but my dumb ass was thinking of the exorcists
I don’t think they have inbuilt daemon resistance do they?
They have 3x as many scout companies as anyone else because the whole resistance thing goes through so many aspirants
I don't have evidence for it besides the galvorbak
I mean I'd say being able to exorcise daemons from themselves would be evident of them being more resistant because well most Marines wouldn't be able to do that. Sure the weak are also dying but enough are still getting through
And the weak who don't die and instead get possessed are turned into sealing capsule's
But again it's not like I even have a shred of real evidence for this
hows my freeblade look?
That game still exists?
If they were ass they wouldnt have bodied them like that
i mean they mean
and its easy to body someone when you have high lords of terra back up
what else would you call all the good war gear they get
yup
the PC version on the microsoft store also finally got updated to the last build as well
so it actually works
They should've exterminated the entire chapter.
I want every Lamenters dead, impaled.
Why
Lame chapter gimmick, lame heraldry, lame story, lame fanbase.
All lame.
The TRUE most based BA chapter is the Flesh Tearers
What are we counting as the gimmick here?
Speaking of thanks for reminding me gotta put Flesh Tearers on here too
edgelord chapter
Lol
Kill yourself (add the raptors too while you're at it)
Raptors barely got a fanbase
Are Black Dragons that overhyped? I never see anyone yap about em like those other 3
add Black Dragons to the list
Who give a fuck
Minotaurs need to go on there
I do you little cocksucker
Minotaur fans are not that annoying
Also wrong about Raptors, they have an annoying fanbase of "tacticool" fans
O-Oh muh m-muh cursed founding! Bad luck!!!! Oh why has the emperor forsaken us?! g-g-g-uhhh!!
anthinmg forge world gets a pass cause its peak
"Yeah fuck those Lame-nters, keep scrolling" 
Mino fans are just
"You guys are just highlord lapdogs!"
"Yes."
"You just murder marines like cowards!"
Yes"
why do YOU hate the lamenters dilara lol
literally one of the most interesting chapters ruined because of their fanbase
She hates everything
"OMAGERDSOTRAGIC"
Yes
we get it
fuck me
MUH GOOD GUY MARINES
MUH TRAGIC BOYS
IM GONNA CRY
"All you do is bully other chapters with high tech gear and outnumber them!"
Yes. And?
The concept of "Blood Angels trading out Red Thirst for Bad Luck" could be cool and most of their actual lore is fine besides like 2 bits. But the fanbase is so horrible
Okay turned my phone brightness up and yeah thats Salamanders lole
The only ever chance they got to be cool was if joining Huron on Badab but they pussied out last minute and went on a penitent crusade like the cucks they are

I just like them because they keep fighting even when everything is against them ;p
bingo box
Thats literally everyone
Ok so should iron hands be there or are they underated
I was gonna say but i didnt wanna be mean
They are too "literally who"
literally NO ONE cares about iron hands
Yes but they get it even worse :T
Who are you and what did you do with Dilara
Lamenters: Oh, the emperor has doomed us by sending these daemons to kill us, while we were at the middle of killing these civilians for protesting against their tyrant ruler who we've forcefully put them there to keep our fascist regime running!
How tragic is our fate!
me when i get @rancid cove, @heady rivet and @arctic talon
but not me because I'm chad
wat, they actually care about civvies they protected a planet even when another chapter abandoned them?
You just don't wanna stop eating people
Yes.
but not me because she already killed me seasons ago
Self defense
Those things had it coming, whatever they are
Most people dont really care about space marines being "good guys" because they are mass-murdering monsters and their actions are meaningless at the end of it all
this is kinda what i hate with imperials doing "good guy" shit
like-
good job you saved the planet
dumbass
can you not like insult me for one minute
I get that its ultimately for nothing, but the act of trying feels right to me

What about now huh
I guess
At least your not missus
you sopranos addicted fuck
FUCK
Dilara would insult you forever
Funniest shit ever when I was playing Chapter Master once. I bombarded a Tyranid invasion (Killed like 100 million in the process), then wiped the nids with ground combat.
Before I even left the warp to the next system the Genestealers rose up again
Just an update away. Surely.
LMFAO
Yeah thats the hilarious part
that LITERALLY happens in the lore too
Should have bombed them harder
its the same with people going
they look like organic necrons

why didn't you stop them from impregnating people bro
lmao
Billions will be blent any moment now
look, they literally use mind-juju
b-b-but... our... god is there...

gregnant
how u get gregnant
oh you dontwanna know
pregananan
oh the horrors...
pregnart
cute smoochie with four arm white dude
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give me forced mpreg genestealer art NOOOW
Im pretty sure after a few generations genestealers just fuck normally
all of them do yea
Literally after the kiss
Elite give them the pregnancy lore
Drinking all of his blood clean from all of his wounds btw
gregnancy
Unironically true, general purging is how you get rid of them
rogue trader ass statement
"Abelard, introduce me and give them the pregnancy lore."
Purestrain kisses victim - > Victim gets incredibly horny and any children they have now will now be GSC -> seeks out other kissed -> Creates 1st gen genestealer hybrids -> genestealer hybrids reproduce -> cycle continues until 5th gen makes a purestrain again

Chinas National peoples congress voting against the central government is still the funniest shit ever
im strainin till im pure
"STOP FUCKING. JUST HAVE 1 KID."
damn i had a daughter, lets dump her in the woods and try again
Chinese History or Nazi Zombies
aborts all female babies like a boss
what did the peasantry mean by this
both are giga-nukes
im straight genestealin' my shit right now except im giving you my genes
And yet I cant post facehugger.gif...
women are inferior according to irl lore didn't you guys know.
they have a -5 to chinese social scores
Almost like theres a difference between this and posting a literal bl*wjob gif
Why does an old time diver show up
Chinese history: Emperor of the entire World (warlord of one village) disagrees on tea choice of trade partner. 10 trillions dead.
Persona™
that would just be a warlord you uncultured swine smh
Its not literal. Its metaphorical and invokes it ☝️🤓
You should post the predalien gif where it shows the eggs going down the wamens throat
Genestealer "haha you have now been infected and shall spread the cult"
Me "Na I'm good"
"But you're infected, you should be uncontrollably horny"
"No thanks, I'm kinda busy rn"
yeah just like how i metaphorically shove my foot up your ass
Not how it works dummy
alternatively constructed individual
No thanks, I'm kinda busy rn
Kaldor Draico if he was instead written as a normal human:
I'm immune to the genestealers kiss because that'd require me to get laid
Not how it works dummy 2X
Not interested, I'm kinda full atm
imperial citizen infected by the GSC kiss
wrong civilisation
"Man I gotta get the fuck outta this war, our lord just declared himself the emperor of the cosmos after we captured a few villages right Infront of a massive army, and some dude a few ranks down just prayed to a god I'm pretty sure they sacrificed babies to"
All hail Ashurbanipal, king of Assyria, king of Sumer and Akkad, king of the lands, king of the four corners of the world, king of the universe
If the Emperor was meant to have personated many historical figures troughout Earth's history, does this mean he was both Epstein and Trump?
And hail his skull pyramid I guess
The Assyrians did nothing wrong those people had it coming
I should lift Ashurbanipals conquest of Elam right out and play it straight with some lord commander
and probably the mustache guy

Yeah but instead of one religious minority he just decided to wipe all of them

literally the worst choice in the 40k universe btw
"Lets wipe out the Chaos Gods competition."
Like any other choice in 40k
The chaos gods actively hunted down their competition anyways
So like it doesn't work
sure, but you don't have to do the work for them
He was testing the waters
Would the inquisition have to kill the emperor if he got infected by the gsc?
You don't know that, there could be GSC bacteria on him?
There’s nothing to fucking infect
He’s a rotted corpse
They'd more want his DNA so the hive mind could make some Uber powerful biofprms
I imagine the Tyranids could make an Emperor like being
But it costs too much biomass
Hes a goddamn corpse
lmao
[Selects Emperor-tier power]
[Requires 50 billion kilograms of biomass]
"To make only one? Fuck that shit I'm spamming gaunts."
They’re gona infect the uh, desiccated flesh
Hot
I mean I think some interpretations have more mummy like?
...
Still ain't gonna affect shit though

Actually is he officially a skeleton or more like a mummy/constantly rotting corpse
I vaguely recall something about just a handful of tissue being left alive
If it's that. Then he definitely ain't getting infected
He needs to at least have like...
A body
With flesh
And preferably alive
Although even if the Emperor was alive then the Emperor probably wouldn't care
Most of his Emperor powers come from the soul
So he probably just
Does some bullshit
Actually...
Theoretically couldn't Biomancy remove a genestealer infection?
It is manipulating biological energy and processes
If it's a powerful enough biomancer sure anything goes probably
Yeah I always thought that
Normally nobody would be able to do anything
But the Emperor could just like
Do the biological equivalent of a middle finger
And then erase it in his body
...if his body is even considered a biological body.
After all, sisters of silence see him as a regular sized man
It kinda makes me wonder if his size change is Biomancy or just like...
A really physical psychic projection.
...
I mean either way this shit is basically magic so the answer is something in-between "who" and "cares"
Just an interesting if pointless ass thought
And also because it's funny to imagine the Emperor desperately trying to control his new big body as like
A suit
"C'mon just move your legs..."

peak film
watched it last week, still holds up
i also watched 6 episodes of invinsible just now
Your thoughts?
peak
they would never NOT cook
Gang what's a nonshit phone
This thing is falling apart after a mere 8 years, my old Nokia would never
Mines dying after about two
I'm really happy with my pixel 10 tbh
First phone I've had in awhile that I like
Good enough, that's the one
Fwiw I have the XL
Idk who you're with/if the deal is still going on
I traded in my old phone for it and only paid activation fees
I'm not sure if that was AT&T exclusive or a Google thing
Nah I doubt I can do that
I hate these things but I gotta get one because all of the shitty government apps to do anything are on them
I ended up paying like, $117 for it?
I just went on Amazon and bought an unlocked phone and then bought a phone kit in my case from net10
sorry did i get gaslit or do tyrandis actually cause plants to grow more when they approach
i dont think its true but
i have no clue
Huh?
secret lore
i read something that says plants cause plants to grow quicker for more bio mass but i dont see naythign like that on teh lex, so im like 70% sure its not true
if it isnt there then yeah lol
HE SAID IT SO CONVINCINGLY
💀
Why dont the Tyranids invent farming for infinite biomass
LMAO
poggers
I mean, technically speaking (puts on nerd glasses)
That is what they do to a planet biosphere on invasion
they literally speed run 1000s of farming rotations with the planet's biosphere
Photonidthesis
Photosynthesis is probably reserved for their star...organisms :p
I saw a fucking thread of this in r40klore
it was so bad
lmao
Someone needs to send them this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-q86QYl5Bw
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Gaslit
Wait hang on I think that is canon in at least one Cain novel
He mentions speeding down a highway and seeing Servitors cutting massive overgrowths
I was connecting the wires in my brain like “well they have de-evolved into brain stems unless that wasn’t retconned… but also that’s stupid.. but also that’s stupid”
thats leftover Nid "biome" stuff
So I got an odd question, but have the Grey Knights ever fought the Tyranids?
Aren’t those nid biogrowths? not plant
Yes
they are
Yes
If I was a Nid I would be running Hive Worlds like Monster Hunter meat and plant grinding locations
freak
I cannot imagine eating nids is healthy
"Once the hive fleet arrive and the first spores fall on a world, the dreadful process of Tyrannaforming begins. Vanguard bioforms such as Lictors and Warriors immediately begin culling and devouring the planet's top order predators, while xenophagic viruses and bacteria infect plantlife, causing them to grow out of control, drawing nutrients from deep in the soil and concentrating them in more easily collected biomass on the surface. Swarms of Tyranids attack the most vulnerable and energy-rich settlements. On all ecological level, from mitragation patterns down to Tyrannoforming, the world's biosphere slowly succumbs to the Hive Mind's will. Areas of high Tyranid activity are thick with spores. Breathing such spores is a risk, even for a Space Marine, as the constantly adapting toxins can challenge any immune system."
https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Tyranid#Planetary_Consumption

Lexicanum proves me right :p
In any opacity
That’s once they arrive

Not before

ITS REAL???!
Once they reach planetside they start fucking with biomes of the planet
ITS REAL
MAG WASNT GASLIT
They cause plant life to mutate
yeah thats the difference
Mags question was wrong(technically)
How did it go?
Because it’s not on approach
i think the person telling it to Mag was just a dimwit
It’s once they start fucking with the biosphere
You could have said "not on appraoch, but after arrival" :p
but well, yes, on arrival, hypergrowth does happen
prime wolf mommy
im so glad i stopped playing warframe
NGL that looks like some actual female Necron Warlord design :p
Fanart says otherwise
ease up people...
I’m feeding you to a flayed one
Would you be mad if you were a dude but the C'tan gave you a robo-babe body
just having the odd laugh
The Pandemonium of Sondheim V
The world of Sondheim V is overwhelmed by Tyranids of Hive Fleet Kraken just as M’kar the Reborn transforms the world into his own private pandemonium. The Sky Sentinels Chapter respond, but judge the world irretrievable and make preparations to begin Exterminatus. This is delayed by the arrival of a Grey Knights strike force under the command of Grand Master Vardan Kai. Kai concurs with the Sky Sentinels’ assessment but orders a stay of execution whilst he and his battlebrothers attempt to capture the Book of Pandegaras – the cursed tome with whose power M’kar has mutated the planet.
Upon landing, Kai discovers the nightmarish fusion of daemonic and Tyranid infestations have transformed Sondheim V into a death world. When Kai’s forces reach the temple in which the tome lies, they discover the building has been completely subsumed by a knot of Tyranid spore chimneys. Unperturbed, the Grey Knights hack their way through the twisted biomatter. Within seconds of the first blow falling, Kai’s forces come under attack by waves of Hormagaunts and Gargoyles. By the time Kai finally carves a path into the lower levels of the temple, larger creatures start to arrive, and the Grey Knights’ casualties begin to tell. Yet as Kai finally lays his hand upon the Book of Pandegaras, unexpected aid arrives. Just as the earlier strike on the biostructures had roused the Hive Mind’s ire, so too does the violation of the evil tome now bring forth the Daemons’ wrath, and the twisted ruins erupt into the anarchy of a three-way battle.
Amid the chaos, Kai makes contact with the Sky Sentinels fleet, who begin a systematic bombardment of the temple site. The Grey Knights weather the storm of barrage bombs that drop amongst the ruins – the Tyranids and Daemons are not so fortunate. When the bombardment ceases, Kai and the surviving Grey Knights evacuate before Daemon and Tyranid reinforcements can arrive, and begin the journey home to Titan to cage the Book of Pandegaras in the Chapter’s vaults. The Sky Sentinels begin the Exterminatus that will ravage Sondheim V. In the wake of the Exterminatus, the Sky Sentinels surrender themselves for mindwipe.
I don't need my skin or my flesh, I can tank it
omagaaad...
Without asking of course
fanart is more often than not just smut
You think freaks would do that? just go online and lie?
Huh
Thank you.
live execution
🫡
anytime
basically as you can see uh
GK agianst terminids is nothing really interesting
its just marines with halberds killing nids
lol
the only chinese I know is bi hanbao what is she saying
Yeah. NGL, I thought they would die, but then I remembered, they're space marines.
Yah
What will be interesting is if someone converts a Tyranid Demonhost as a Demon Prince.
No, it doesn't make sense, it probably won't work in universe, but the concept is cool as fuck.
why does a chapter with such mid to bs lore have to have some of my favorite kit in the setting?
Didn't some Iron Warriors manage to take over a Tyranid once?
IIRC that was them trying to inject the Obliterator Virus into a Tyranid Bio-Ship to turn it into a Cruiser or above sized Obliterator ship
Which sounds cool, but...we never know whether it actually works :p
Fun game.
"if you don't go along with it I'll give the other 2 your portion of food tonight"
is what I heard
lol
i hope fatshark's new game is also in 40k
naaaaah
Why not a new Death Hulk game
3 bots from darktide
we're due for another
yeah
no
💀
shit's all stupid
I'd take a tide game about the assassins
no space marines pls
God I wish eternal was here rn
The evil twink killed their father
Eternal?
See a doctor.
Dude who really likes both the iron hands and pointless arguments
we got 7 temples, we can do 14 characters
at least
since 2 of each gender per temple
Looks like someone put a ship in a deep fryer.
Enemy?
everything
Yeah, you could start with the big 4 and add the 3 lesser known temples as DLC
Chaos space marines 
Playing a discount eversor as scum is really fun, playing an eversor would be even better
Weird of the week would be cool
So if Darktide 2 ever gets made, should there be more than 4 players in one game?
This dude loves scum
yes
no
Genuinely one of the classes I've had the most fun with
It is the class I have the most fun with tbh
Tbh the one issue with officio assasinorum
I don't even think the dog should exist let alone a 5th player I'm ngl
is that they'd have to always have like
a specific set of gear
- some bonus shit
Vindicare always has to have their exitus stuff
Callidus with the neural shredder and c'tan shiv
do you think the ship shits
Isn't the pistol also called that
yes
exitus conversation dawg
People would fight over playing Eversor and Vindi tbh
It's A 40k Gun
callidus has the most fun shit in lore imo
the neural shredder is batshit insane lol
I love it
Why the rail at the top LUL
Aesthetics are important and the rail is cool
What is that?
I love space chuds
a gun
Lynxiee likes Black Templars
Eeeeh a lil bit
theyre kinda just very down the list
it fucking destroys your nervous system
lol
it ignores all armor
and it just fires your nervous system + brain
Skull, checkmate
You know whats a cool sm chapter? That weird ghost one
The legion of the damned?
something like that
Is it like that Star Trek weapon where the bullet teleports?
No
it emits waves of energy
that go through everything
and just destroy the nervous system of whatever it passes
Me at the mention of space marines and chaos space marines
Death specters? The one followed by a space ghost?
Shaped like a cock
Posts a ship with a literal mouth
Wanna explain yourself?
cocksucking ship
Called docking, thank you
I dont want to talk about The Accident
banning you btw
What’s scarier is idk if that’s a joke
I found the singular fucking piece of male callidus art
God this is hard to find
lol
LMAO
I like the blue on em
Very rare, +2
I'd appeal it and then they let me back in and then that leads to the Warden century of humiliation
does it matter which wiki I use? lol
Yes
Yes
Yes.
nah don't listen to these posers
JUST BECAUSE WERE SPONSORED BY BIG LEX DOESNT MEAN WERE WRONG
Anyway, Legion of the Damned is cool - they are like....Not Grey Knights

hehe pepe the frog
they're "friendly" daemons tho
why raora, does that guy have an italian fetish
You'll forever be a slave sorry pal

damn
aos coach got some peak emojis
it's just like the amazing digital circus
is that the IHNEAIMS clone everyone makes fanart of
don't post that
More of an adaptation/inspired by but yes
I do what i want
Rancid fandom, but you have a foot fetish profile border
i lterally ahave watched zero of anything of my digitial circus so ill take faith that thss is what its about
Creator said it's inspired by IHNMAIMS at least
That shit really needs a shorter abbreviation
Mhm
No it don
I have no hole but i must shit
can't have shit in america they took the hole
How about an Israeli Saving Private Ryan where he’s dead but they have to go retrieve his cum
I wanna post a video but I shouldn't
Just search up "Israel’s sperm extraction unit (a tribute)" on Youtube
no
yeah can we not
I'm forcing you to but I'm gonna look away to give you a chance to run
"computer... extract the sperm..."
"SOMEBODY GET ME THROUGH THIS NIGHTMARE, I CANT CONTROL MYSEEEELF" with a moviemaker swipe transition over a dead IDF thats bricked
yeah
Holy fuck Spain man of marine
what if all space marines were painted in real life flags
would be cool
israel marines
This shit so funny, chatgpt ass message for over someone shitalking him in a podcast
Guess you've just volunteered to die for Epstein.
What do y'all think makes a good 40k villain
Basically just being well written, which sounds simple until you kinda realise how shitty/simple most 40k characters are written
I'm planning on running some stuff for a few friends and I need someone for their rejects to fight :>
you kinda need to be a bit specific
Most 40k villains are lovable because they do really funny and evil shit for one example
most of the fandom doesnt really care about sympathy points
I just need to come up with someone interesting enough to keep a few players engaged
What system?
Was gonna probably make one, or modify one of the ones I'm used to
Basically the right winger podcaster calling out on trump, trump responds for bein stupid and low IQ
(quite ironic)
are you making like a dnd 40k campaign or something
fabius
Sorta, but the players are the "rejects" from darktide
Like their characters are
This tabletop esque thing is supplemental to the roleplaying we're doing
the Rejects are basically your average Inquisition squad in most 40k stories so already a lot to go off of there as is
If that makes sense
making a villain is a bit complicated because you can literally do anything
especially in warhammer
I had the idea for a nurgle corrupted Kroot commander
Eating rot and similar such things
Any reason this wouldn't work
Kroot have Shapers who they religiously follow exactly so these dont happen
id say keep the kroot gimmick but make it some gross cult leader
or an arch-heretic (same thing but yeah lol)
eating anythign chaos is the most heretical thign you can do in kroot culture and will get you executed
I mean that's sorta the point though
also i iwll say it ocntinues a weird old stereotype
realistically, who would win in a fight
Huron or Honsou ?
Kroot have a very keen sense of smell and would die first before eating anything thats chaos tainted.
Huron, Honsou is a literal nobody lol

who the fuck is honsou
was bout to say
I was thinking more so they CHOSE to become a follower of chaos

why are yuo spelling horus wrong
Tainted was probably the wrong word to use
....but that also makes no sense
Kroot are just not really ripe Chaos material
didnt honsou
snommy chaos and xenos do not mix
do a lot of incredible shit
you kinda need to ask yourself does making them a Kroot add anything to the story?
aside from "oh its a kroot"
like wat?
bro thinks Honsou is Vashtorr 🥀
I mean you could argue the same thing about everyone being a human.
I feel like it being more than JUST humans being affected by warp shenanigans and falling to chaos make it feel less like the imperium show
it kinda is just humans....
I dont really think so? Humanity is chaos' main target for a reason, its the perfect display to Imperial characters that their system fails their people and they are the ones that need to clean up their own mess.
read his lexi page
I did
still pretty good for one guy and some incapable misfits I think
But I can only think of that
hey @ripe forum if you do want to add a twist to your BBEG, you could make it a renegade from a loyalist chapter who turned chaos
Humanity is chaos's main target because the emperor is their enemy and he made the biggest most corruptible source of infinite fun for chaos.
or do enslavers
Not super into twist villains
i mean add flavor
If I had one I'd at least need another villain to be more of a focus
Thats not really true. Humanity is chaos' main target because human vices are extremely easy to corrupt because we are petty beings at the end of the day, the Emperor has nothing to do with chaos targetting humanity, they were doing it well before he was leading the Imperium.
The Emperor's actions simply made feeding easier for them than it was before, thats where it ends mor or less.
The eldar literally MADE a chaos god.
Xenos can and will be effected / effect chaos
Okay, and humanity literally tore the galaxy in half.
We arent talking about that. We are talking about Kroot.
No one here has said chaos xenos dont exist.
If you wanna make it a chaos kroot make it a chaos kroot, people here are just giving criticism for the idea not really being interesting enough/making sense.
Well Slaanesh always existed, the Eldar just helped her be born when it would always happen eventually
Warp Moment
Wasnt she born because they partied too hard, and havign too much seggs
Yeah but she was always gonna be born
Chaos is paracausal
I mean pretty much everyone in the galaxy who knows about chaos HATES it, people fall from many number of reasons, desperation, need for power, some are corrupted and some willingly subject themselves to it.
oh 
Not quite though, theres entire civilizations that worship chaos since their inception as a species, Chaos' knowledge is not universal so saying "everyone hates them" is an exaggeration.
They exist and prosper because massive civilizations like humanity actively feed them with any negative stuff they do.
Theres a reason we are their main meal-species
we also dont wipe...
Yeah theyre just evil the Imperium being a giant rusty meat grinder isnt why for sure
dilara prepared....

Part of it probably has to do with humans being the most plentiful species that isn't resistant to the warp or chaos
That but we also just suck lol
look at the world rn, kind of a perfect example
We have vices that can be easily exploited
^
But the thing is EVERYONE in 40k sucks
Even xenos
I mean we arent talking about everyone
we are talking about humanity
uh some are better than others tbh
Also that yeah
Like
saying "everyone in 40k sucks" is not correct
Only the main factions do evil shit, grey areas and species exist inbetween
thats the grimdark
only orks dont suck
I think I rather be a necron than a human knowing how scary it is being a necron by default.
EXCEPT THE CHAD FOLLOWERS OF THE 4 ARMED EMPEROR 
noble or a peasant? i dont really know.
40k sucks
I just don't see why members of smaller xeno species (like the Kroot) wouldn't ever fall to chaos
Be a soulless automaton or a severely bored mf
Because they are careful lol
decisions decisions.
Look up the Fleshtakers
THE STAR CHILDREN'S CHOSEN WILL FREE THE GALAXY FROM THE FALSE EMPERORS SHACKLES
again if you wanna ignore that just do your idea, its whatever
Okay but necron warriors don't think
thats already a bargain
Idk why this is taking some morality human apologism debate when that isnt even the question

omg kittyy
I mean are Kroot beyond making bad decisions? I know this is a different setting but chaos is mostly the same so -> what about the chaos dwarfs? They're seduced by chaos for the promises it offers, why couldn't it be a case like that? Especially for a lone character
figs you can hear
Oh my god man
IF YOU WANNA DO YOUR IDEA JUST DO IT
christ lmfao
I don't get the point of saying it makes no sense when you are getting angry when I try to explain it
Im getting angry because you are saying the exact same thing 4 times
Like again, if you wanna do it just do it
its 40k, its whatever lol
Yeah you kinda did just go off the rails for like 30m




