#40k-lore-chat
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I support this
THE GEORGIA MARINES!!
they are good friends with the marines in uh
white armor with blue trims
they are called the Landstealers....
BT when they want to have a bit of Blood Angels in them
It would also benefit from having smaller threats actually be threatening
Because the T'au are of zero threat to the Imperium
LMAO
Because the Imperium is simply too big
man
ultra-christians are so fucking annoying
Considering who their neighbor is they have a much more pressing matter on their hands 
literally infesting online spaces
It's a bit harder when you have zero support
True
But in general I just think shattering the Imperium would be the best way to continue the setting
Literally next door to the largest and most martial and aggressive dynasty in all of Necron history lmao
And allow for further homebrewing potential
Religious fanatics are fucking weird
Want a good Imperium for some god forsaken reason beyond my reckoning?
You can actually do that now
Want the Imperium to be even worse?
You can also do that now
Mankind of the Emperors 
Tbf you could do it before
But you can do it now in many different flavors that would've been considered Heresy otherwise!
Nah
Like the Imperium itself
Omnimans suit being light blue in the comics is a cognitive hazard
40k lore chat is cool, till we default back to trum and israel
Yeah
Not him running around barefeet?
I clocked it at one point then forgot it
And now I can’t unsee it
i agree
40k should not be political
its one of my favorite non-political settings

Irl politics bore me, I care only for the politics of whether every family in the Imperium needs a medicinal Baneblade or not

More like I stress out way more than I need to cause I forget I can’t control what they do
Just like Fallout, Bioshock, Disco Elysium, Cyberpunk, and Final Fantasy 7!
Well yeah no shit
"get your politics out of my inherently political social satire"

Tbf some people in this chat literally go on the most obscene insane nonsensical rants ever on Israel
So it’s just better for my mental to just not engage with politics and just try to keep to 40K
Could not be me
Tbf it's because Israel is like
you could but them in 40k and people would say "how can they get away with this its grimderp"
to be fair 40k politics are simple because morals and ethics are extremely different
in 40k no one cares about genocide yeah
like a wise man once said
you read 100000000000000 humans died and feel nothing
MAIM KILL BURN
"All of them are shit. The end."
MAIM KILL BURN
“ARE YOU STUPID???? HOW CAN YOU THINK A COUNTRY CALLED IS REAL AND THEIR FAKE RELIGION EXIST”
we gotta veer this back into 40k
i just want a lorechat without the whole polical talk but im not a mod or admin or whatever
(I’m quoting someone I had an argument with)
Fuck it, kill 7 Billion people
I mean we do talk about lore, yall just pop in when its politics stuff

Thats why we need a new gsc wave!
then must be my badluck ngl sorry then
because we live in concerning political times
I like talking about politics personally
I do not apologise
It’s 90% lore I think you just live in the same time zone as [insert name]
I was about to drop le funny but you interrupted me
I shall now crucify your tits

Ultramarines always stay winning.
Honestly most UM fans I've met usually are fans of some other faction also. Mainly because UMs get content all the fucking time.
Like usually that's the case for most fans but factions always at least have some super ultra autistic fans that only play or read about that faction and like nothing else

honestly? just engraved into my brain at this point to apologise for everything as im contantly afraid of fucking up lol
But UM fans generally have much less of those extreme fans
UM are like Orks, they're always someone's reserve army
sorry
Ultramarines are cool, I like the political math marines
I love the Libators, they are insane cannibals AND great political leaders
UM and Ork fans:
"Why have a reserve when the reserve is the MAIN ARMY??"
Remember to use green
I haven’t heard from necromunda in a sec
Lots of people forget this
It slips under the radar
Honestly I thought of buying and painting a bunch of Orks yellow.
And then make up lore about how when they die. They explode.
We just got an arc-ending campaign book 4 months ago simmer down
And trust the plan
The explosion doesn't even harm anybody
there is no plan
They just explode into bits for no reason after they die
Ozzy fucked it all up
I don’t keep up with non gsc stuff
hes a FRAUD
And it isn't even like
An actual explosion
Shoot ozzy
HAERA SWEEP
Every time a yellow Ork dies
ozzy osbourne fucking sucks
That type of explosion happens
Every single enemy including other Orks are confused
imagine unironically listening to a histerical grandma pretending to sing
You put some fuckin respect on his name. Dont even joke
AOS AOS AOS 
Also who the fuck is Ozzy Osbourne
hysterical grandma????
LMAO
Ozzy is the only celebrity that had to make a coming out announcement to clarify he was sober. King.
people who pretend black sabbath invented metal need to be hung upside down by the balls with a hook
KISS OZZY OSBOURN KILL OZZY OSBOURN
Tl;dr Helmawr sweep. Named characters with minis actually killed off entirely. We're still owed a goddamn Delaque vehicle, GW
AINT NO WAY
The Freudian slip
The fuck? Who?
The first thing Ozzy Osbourne did when he died was kill Hulk Hogan
I WAS MAKINH A REFERENCE?????
https://x.com/dexerto/status/2042281398568878333 ROUND TWO?!
im not done yet but me hapi
I don’t know who any of these people are
I biffed it
I'm sending you the books now please enjoy reading them all and buying your Clan House gang 
I’m waiting for a house I like to get their secundus expansion
Oh I’m thinking of the wrong Karl lmao
IS THAT ORK IN HUMAN COLORS
Not touching Necromunda until we get a Corpse Grinder Cult release wave
What about it, racist?
GSC WAVE WHEN GW
Average necromunda book:
Valid. Given that Enforcers and Nomads got their own books and all, I wouldnt give up hope
I’m joking but like all the necromunda book I’ve read basically say this
There's literally a dude named The Deserter LOLE
Well either CGC or Helot Cult releases
I LOVE THE DESERTER
They need to just release old BSF cultist expansion box as a necromunda kit
Oh I've already got those guys, I want new guys
But yea I guess I could use them for a Necromunda cult
The Imperial Fist fan when people keep making Dorn jokes
Curze is right, poolord is dead
Why is he lying?
He’s jealous the IW are getting their Primarch first 
In my political option I think dark angels should be a codex complaint chapter
They are compliant tho
As in, they don’t get their own codex
More or less, the whole Fallen Hunt technically isn’t illegal
I really wish I liked UM tbh
Oh we're way past that
Give us a supplement
Nvm me
Why not
Genuinely I hate salamanders but them and WS are literally non codex complaint
They are
Nothing really draws me to them
Complaint tho
Whitescars are 100% not I checked the wiki
I like Iron Hands cause bionics are cool and I like their color scheme
How so? I’ve never heard of them breaking compliance
Sometimes it’s that simple
Generally unless it’s the BTs or something you can’t get away with that
They have a unique monarchy and a coven of storm psykers
The Stormseers are basically their Librarius it’s cool
And they use non codex compliant unit set ups
And being king of the planet is fine
Aka putting everything on a bike
The Emperor’s Spears do that
Yeah and they are non codex complaint
I mean they use other stuff too
And they brag about it
Besides fortifications and defense what does the IF specialize in again?
This is new to me, I’ll have a look
Generalism
Naval combat tbh
Oh right they’re a space bound chapter
bolter drills
He regularly does it to throw off the scent of leaks
Valrak is basically officially paid by GW to do those dumbass leak stuff
And he’s a stinky IF fan smh
Was he not blacklisted from GW creator lists because his leaks were too accurate?
I do because he constantly makes accurate leaks for years and intermixes it with fake ones
you cant do leaks that long and not get caught
hes 100% a plant lol
so he has at least one source in the studio
Maybe he’s just that good…
Ah who the Hell am I kidding IF fans aren’t that competent

Whos apparently james bond
The Salamanders are a little less so
he prob just reads /tg
We need an AOS guy
Because they organise themselves like the Death Guard
since 10th launched I've consistently seen everything leaked on /tg
GW Employee Forum
Usually when someone gets paid off by GW all of their content that is even vaguely critical gets wiped from existence
Im gonna be real Valrak is such a cardboard cutout he prob doesnt even know what 4chan is
But yeha officially whitescars are a non codex complaint chapter, but they are good friends with the ultra marines
Yeah there is BT levels of non codex complaint and there is much lesser levels obviously, as long as you don’t go over 1000 marines you can do what ever you want
I have a variety of screenshots of major kill saying the N word but none of valrak, so I guess he's a good dude
Hes a good guy hes just a mega-consumer
That’s true, sort of applies to the Sallies but I can’t find anything on it for the Scars
Hey we need logos for our company
Shit just tilt the logo a little bit no one will notice
Creativity is lost on loyalists
this is basically valrak
he has that exact same setup behind him too lol
just replace it with 40k
Better than having gooner dolls tbh
The box on the right shows Sabertooth, but inside is The Beast
stop defending that living soyjak

(thats the joke)
I don't think I've ever watched a valrak video
is that a medical disease
Does he show pictures or cite sources?
eonsofbattle
just "rumors" lol
eonsofass
Oh I know who to ask, hey witch dilara how does homebrew lore ‘my group of guys’ work for grey knight
the chunky gay dude with long hair
Uhhhhhhhhh
they kinda cant because GK are suppose to be a secret chpter
💀
I think it’s brotherhoods or strike teams I can’t remember
If he cited his sources (games workshop marketing deparment) he'd lose his e-career
HES A CORPO KILL HIM
Dude is right 99.9% of the time he's simply fed info
^
So I should expect a Peter model later this year or early next?
But then again like plenty of people that have left GW have come out and straight up said what models were developed and shelved like coteaz and huron updates
GW literally sometimes allows leaks to happen to build up hype, they only dont do that when it OUTRIGHT shows the release like Angron or Nightbringer, the last one was especially a disaster because it fucked up the entire release schedule of that narrative boxsets lmfao
GW teased art of him which means he's getting a model
GW like refuses to represent things they don't sell in their media
these days
Ie the chapter master of the blood angels getting leaked on Reddit
Yeah I just need to see a more detailed view of him
The new model
Besides looking in the background like a giant shadow
Fucking forgot his name
That's the point of a teaser Grimm lol
Dante?
Dante?
YEA DANTE
well I hate being teased 
that Dante leak was 100% a gw plant
isnt Dante from Devil May Cry?
Gdamit Dante
yea dante was accidentally shipped to some rando in a gw order
I wanna see it
They always use Reddit for fake leaks
which has happened 2 time
Oh when they accidentally sent out the brand new Dante, months before it was even announced
^
Like the fake AI Perturabo leak?
Who? Sounds like some no name chapter master
I bet he’s really young, some weird Mary sue like ‘you hear chapter master ever’

The account was found out to be a fake leak lol
Did they ask for it back or did they let the dude keep it?
HOWEVER, GW fucks up shipping enough (I have legit ordered one thing and been sent a store palette by accident) that I believe it could happen
Let him keep it iirc
you know GW didnt intend a leak if the moment its shared online they INSTANTLY make a WarCom post for it
They never ask for stuff like that back
It was made by GW
That's pretty cool tbh
GW always lets you keep stuff
No
It’s pointless to get it back
Better than sending the pinkertons after em
GW customer service is actually amazing
LOL
Agreed
Cats out of the bag anyway
i got the 500 worlds box for Necron’s and I got one too little Skorpekh bases and one too many of the other base

Surely I can just walk in and exchange it right?
Random Angron Thursday lol
If you told GW they woulda sent you a whole nother 500 worlds box lol
they are extremely generous when they fuck up
Nightbringer was like a catastrophic one too lol
It was my first ever time doing a preorder
it was like a Wave 3 release and they left the middle empty lmao
And tbh it’s not the end of the world, it was just one wrong base
Idk if I remember nightbringer, I think that was after I got out of the hobbying side of 40k
Plus I don’t think I’d want an entire other 500 worlds box lmao
If you ever have an issue when ordering from GW tell them immediately and they go above and beyond to fix it
Hey, free minis
Like there was a guy ordered a Combat Patrol and due to a warehouse mistake accidentally got sent a massive stock order that was meant for a 3rd party Hobby shop and GW was just like "Oh shit mb, we'll send you out the Combat Patrol you ordered right away"
Getting sent a store's supply of contrast paints was the best thing that ever happened to me
Insane pull
But I can just walk into a GW store and ask to swap a base for another can’t I?
Hopefully

When given the chance to, players will always optimize the fun out of a game
-Shinzo
I told GW I'd send it back and they said just don't sell it and you can keep it
So I gave all the duplicates away to friends getting into warhammer and battletech
I’m still waiting for these guys to be an IW exclusive Battleline unit in 40K
never sadly
Yeah but in this case optimization is gonna save shooting armies from their disadvantage tho
If it’s IW exclusive ill kill
I mean I could always run them as Legionaries but where’s the fun in that
Isn’t this literally a thing created by the imperial fists
Yes but they don’t deserve it

Probably never happening but still
Yes it is
I'm making an ork army rn
Nice
Very admirable, I could never
I'd cry just from making the collection list
I've been vaguely tempted to go buy some minis recently but I don't wanna break that 20 year sobriety
That's a nice box
Sorely want those Eldar I never bought way back when
My next big bulk purchase is gonna be near my birthday after 11e launches (it should launch by then)
I'm waiting for solo Insidiant release
You didn't get me one?
I want those SoB too
What legion
4+ FNP for your Cryptek
When I painted space marines I painted blood angels and dark angels mainly
My dumbass thought that gave the entire unit 4+ FNP
I still have a blood angels kill team
but I'm just giving away all the new shit I have to a buddy
I love how stupid overpriced this and the SM one is, there is negative reason for them to be 130 usd especially when they sold it in target for 50 usd lol
I know it’s a bad price… but it’s the only way to get all of those models
The reanimator is gonna be so useful
And the Plasmancer makes Tesla Immortals so much stronger…

Isn’t the reanimator in the spearhead
And a Skorpekh Lord for my 6 model Skorpekh unit
Spearhead?
It’s attached to the same sprue as the Cryptothralls, Skorpekh Lord, and Plasmancer
That’s the Doomstalker
They.. are separate kits?
Reanimator is a support unit
They look exactly the same though wtf
So excited for the AOS half
pretty sure the only way to get the reanimator is that RC box
it's not sold separately at least on the warhammer store
I just. Can’t believe they have 2 tall spider guy units and not even be same size let alone kit
hopefully we get TW40k stuff at skulls next month
if Yarrick is gonna be in another game it's gonna be that
Local store only had one boss
GW GIVE ME AN AOS GAME AND MY LIFE ISYOURS
The crack addiction is spreading
Tbh idk why they didn’t make TW AOS before TW 40K
It doesn’t make sense to me
Idk
My dream aos game is a total war one
FR
It would fit, just build on what they did for old world
I thought we were pals
Sorry pal, but I did get you the last train ticket to Nottingham
The problem is that AoS factions are very small
Eh, at least it's not Bradford
Could’ve been Birmingham
Eh they can do some stuff still, Vampire Coast barely had a range and I’m addicted to the faction on TWWH2
Meh,, some are smaller than others but also that has never been an issue for the TWW team
they could do that since that universe was dead
Vampire coats had any models?
I don't think GW will just let CA make up new stuff for their ongoing game
Like two I think lol
I found some on TOW Lexi
Despite the memes, Bradford is worse
That’s… impressive
It’s less like that and more like, I trust them to make the most out what they have lol
Maybe
They would yeah
Yeah I agree
Also it seems like TW40k is gonna have much much smaller games compared to TWWOW
Vampire Coast had like six minis
Amazing
just say WH3
Still the best faction
WH3?
....
People whinge about the games a lot but they did a banging job with the Vampire Coast
lol
IMO it was the best DLC but I may be extremely biased
?
You seriously didn't know warhammer 3?
pretty sure the size of 40k will be variable since how they're doing armies is diff from other TW games
My computer went to like frying pan temperatures running this game
I CALL IT OLD WORLD
I HAVE TWW3
I immediately returned to the predecessor lol
I think from what we nkow
I am just really bad at rts
Them or Tomb Kings but I'm biased
from the QnA is that each planet will have like 1-2 continents
each continent will have 1-3 minor settlements and a capital?
we really need to see more about the new campaign system because I hated how they worded it
Looking back through an old discussion channel in the Rivals server and I want War Machine in the game all over again
fan concept
thats fucking badass
POV: Iron Hand Aggressor with a jump pack
Tbh, having both a Vanguard and Strategist "Ironman" wouldn't be a bad idea
terminator even
Rescue exists as an armor as well
Ye
That one could work
i mean
No idea who Iron Heart is tbh
She’s a new age Iron Man in the comics and had her own show where she said Iron Man could only do all that cause he was rich
Seems she didn’t watch the first movie
Did Rescue have an iron heart ?
TONY STARK BUILT THIS IN A CAVE, WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS 🗣️ 🔥
unless im confusing the iron heart (the thing that keeps tony alive) with iron heart (a chracter) i dont think so
Oh right now I see it, IIRC the comics had an even worse thing
actually
in the beginning like the earliest of earliest comics
tony never had such tragery
To be fair she is a character in the universe who assumed Tony was only able to do what he did because he was a rich boy, she didn't know him personally or follow his life story
Like some pseudo feminist view but they were basically shitting on a load of historical feminist mouvements or something
Ironheart is a character in this matter yes
iron man was just the product of a very brilliant genius
my bad
No worries
Like if you don't know what we know and are just a regular person in the universe, Tony is just a billionaire with a fancy suit, sure people say he built it himself but every billionare CEO claims to have invented what their company did.
The “iron heart” (the reactor) in how you thought is what Tony built to keep scraps of metal from going further into his heart
but what i meant is, no i dont think rescur or was machine had such a device, only tony did
Tony usually built Rescue for Pepper tmk
could have been made better
yes
i dont get it
War Machine was technically built by Tony but in the MCU it’s a reverse engineered Mk2 by the government
rescue's is pepper's iron man
yes
am i stupid what is this trying to say lmao
She wanted to be told she couldn't follow her dreams so that she had to fight to prove herself, but instead the teacher is saying "Yea there's no obstacles stopping you, go do it"
for somereason my genius thinks this is peak
Basically the young kid is saying she want to be a scientist, and want to do it ina contestarian way
do not ask me why
It's a cool armour tbh
who- what- like, why would someone make a comic about it? i think im missing context
It feels heavy, real
It's just some of Marvel's bad writing
that’s what I don’t like about the later MCU suits, they all feel like CG and not real with actual weight
you do have a point
It's not that rare but it thankfuly not too common either
it feels like power armor that can actually exist in today's age
We don’t talk about the original ultimate universe tho

minus the "mini fusion reactor" part
Like that comic where all the heroes' start were bad things
OH ITS MARVEL?? OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bruh
lmaooooo
OKAYT HAT MAKES SENSE
And they had Jeane Grey be an underage prostitute 💀
we talking about iron man:
whos origin story is that lma o
Ironheart
.... who?
wait which one?
Fun fact: Attuma is one of Namor’s fiercest rivals and not an ally like the second Black Panther movie shows
i literally have never heard of her let me see
Also fun fact: Namor is the first ever Marvel superhero
Marvel Ruins
never heard of that one but with that comment on jeane its best i dont look
a black female iron man? neat
Honestly it fucking suck
fair
the first black marvel superhero who doenst have ties to wakanda?
Yeah about that…
Guess what she’s tied to in the MCU

WHAT \
Luke Cage ?
If we count Mutant then there is a few
true
LMAOOOOOOO
Dunno if you'd accept Storm
lmao
What about Cloak
Like she isn't Wakandan, but there are some continuities where she marry Black Panter or something
they made a team up comic between black panther and luke cage
Don't remember well
If she married black panther she's involved with wakanda
So uh I want to tell a short story
I once asked r/40klore about advice for a 40k crossover
I wanted to crossover with HSR due to similarities in certain concepts and all that
And because I thought it would be interesting
And although the post got deleted because apparently it was against a rule about only 40k lore being allowed
And honestly
Fair
I still remember
This comment
I know that you’re Honkai fan, but by all means, go for it, just say it like something the warp doing their mumbo jumbo things and warp them there, think about which faction was the one that send there, and that work is your oyster.
Just be mindful though, whatever you produce might be label as heretical productions, if you want something like “oh, an imperial ship crashed into honkai verse and now out of the grasp of the imperium, they live in peace and harmony”, then sure, go ahead, make your slice of life work, we have krieg isekai at a peaceful world slice of life so another one wouldn’t surprise me.
But remember that 40k is full with hatred and disgust, love and harmony are almost nowhere to be found, if the warp can send an imperial ship to honkai world, you’ll be sure chaos will follow, and I don’t think your beloved character would live pretty once that happen, those imperial guardsman that isekai there would rather fight the honkai characters to the death as they’re either label as heretics or Xenos, or even chaos spawn.
i would say it as a fan, I would rather have a faithful fan work of 40k instead of what you produce, I have no faith in it and see no reason why these series are intertwine out of… “heretical tendency”
I didn't respond to it
I was just baffled
Here is my initial post btw:
How should the Imperium be portrayed in a Crossover?
I want to potentially write a fanfic crossover of 40,000, specifically with Honkai: Star Rail.
(I mean they do both suck your wallet for characters after all...)
But, as I know not everybody has a gacha addiction like I do. I want to know how to portray the Imperium in a crossover in general. What weaknesses and strengths should the Imperium have? How much should I show their humanity?
How much should I include other universal rules into it?
How much of the Imperium should be there? As I was thinking of having a fleet of Imperium ships managing to get into the Star Rail Galaxy via the Warp.
And more importantly, should I bring the other big players in like the Orks, or the Eldar?
Also HSR also casually has
Billions dead like
In every single document
There's a sect of playable characters that in a faction called Stellaron hunters
That have murdered literal billions
And have skyhigh bounties
And literally steal what is essentially space cancer tumors for their own purposes
Their credit score is somehow really good though

I just don't get the whole "Erm, you can have it if you want, but just know your pretty lil anime girls and boys are gonna die horribly!!"
Yeah that's what I was baffled by
Like yeah
I know dipshit

Could be better to ask the HSR subreddit tbh
Probably was
I also tried reading HSR fanfics
Of course being a gacha game
It's mostly shipping
Which honestly bores me
The worst part isn't that it exists
Honestly do whatever you want
I was just annoyed at how people never tackled the interesting setting and world
And just
Went straight to the characters fucking
Like half of them are modern AUs
Bruh
Like like
Try to make an interesting story??
There are literal lore documents everywhere
I also planned to make a DND game based in the HSR universe because it sounds fun
Why is there nothing in the universe??
At least HAVE THEM FUCK IN THE SPACESHIPS

WHY ARE YOU MAKING MODERN AUS
Did you do it?
IT'S A FUCKING SCI FI GAME
Not yet
Tbf like I said, HSR is a gacha game.
Gacha games mainly prey on what character is the sexiest or whatever
But at least like
Tbf I imagine partly so the characters have average every day lives we can relate to and so the characters can mate like jackrabbits without external issues
Interact with the setting
Thank God Im a Limbus Company stan
But mating like jackrabbits with external issues is far more interesting
Me when I have sex with my alien GF in front of the enemy
Most romances literally are about external issues and drama
Getting in the way of them being together
Every dramatic romance story is about that
It's spicy
Why are you removing that

Then again this is all personal opinion
Some people just wanna have their favorite characters kiss and bang
That's fine
I'm just kinda disappointed
At the lack of variety
imo a drama filled romance espescially one with the drama being from external forces is not a healthy romance
You think the romance stems from something else?
Bug sex mark
if the romance doesnt stem from mutual respect admiration and attraction between the parties involved is it even a romance at that point?
Could you not have that in a drama romance with an external force being the source of the drama?
oh you can
but if you and or the other parties involved are allowing said external forces to inject drama without stopping them there is a problem
Ahh I see what you mean I think
yeah if the people in the relationship arent willing to stand up and put their boot down on such things there is a problem,
Im more thinking like a romance thats made under stress of a greater evil, like a lich or dictatorship or something
But there's also the kind that comes from one of the couple's siblings or parents or cousins or whatever that is allowed to wreak havoc (relationship wise anyhow)
yeah thats what i was thinking of
Yeee I getcha
There are two reasons why
- Generally a story wants conflict
Stories that don't are often short stories
That don't overstay their welcome
But any form of long story?
Conflict is needed, whether physical, mental, emotional, etc.
- Emphasis on external. Usually circumstances like "Oh I want to be with you, but my mom thinks you're stinky!"
Or something
Although internal is also viable. A lot of people like reading about toxic relationships.
Of course they wouldn't actually wish it on anybody or want to be in one
But it is definitely fun to read
ofc they do, thats the main reason soap opras have the staying power of literal titans lol
- Wish fulfillment.
We all want to be the person that saves the girl from their abusive parents
And then they kiss and get married
Or some shit
Real life of course is messier
And it depends on what flavor you want
Like generally, romances can either be wacky comedies
Or ones that are dark
Or just pure wish fulfillment
Or whatever the fuck Twilight is
Probably wish fulfillment
I guess more appropriately whatever 50 shades of grey is because it's uh
What is the purpose
I read it
I seriously don't get it
Why was this popular
The BDSM isn't even accurate
most people that read it likely had no idea what BDSM even was at the time
Smh
Yeah I know
50 shades of grey is infamous for popularizing the term after all, that it is a wildly inaccurate pretrial of it is just par the corse for most such popularizing media
True
I mean I actually can get twilight
Two hot supernatural men competing for your affection
Who want you and only you
Oh how scandalous!
lol
Still poorly written but at least I get why 13 year old girls were like
"Holy shit this is peak"

Honestly I bet if the genders were swapped. Men would fucking love that shit
I mean the gender swapped version came out and a bunch of guys were like "I get it now"
that one of the dudes is a werewolf raises some questions i got to admit
There are easy answers to those questions
It's just better to deny them

lmao
Bad Dragon gets it sales from somewhere
thats most 13 year old boys' wet dream wtf you mean it took a gender swap for men to get it?
I mean probably didn't think about it from that perspective
They just thought "Why would women ever want that?"
And didn't think further
^
true most men have a self awareness score of somehwere in the negatives
Most people in general have negative self awareness
true
It's not just one gender that's dumb it's everybody
Also probably didn't help that Twilight fans usually say how the story is so good
So the few curious men read it and find it to be shit
And they just are like
"Why would someone ever?"
Cause tbh even after knowing the perspective
...
It's still bad

Like
Found better stuff on Ao3 unironically
its boarderline smut afaik
Yeah
At least going on fanfic websites you get to see full on smut that's probably also better written
TS is trash dawg

I LOVE AO3!!!!
lmao
To be honest we humans are
Self centered even when we don't intend to be
True!!!
Like why do you think most alien stories have the aliens be fine with humanity at worst
Or just have them as faceless enemies
40k is even guilty of the latter at times
Since a lot of the Great Crusade just kill like
Indistinct Xenos
most aliens are just humans in a suit in most sci fi
That can easily be ignored because it's not like we get to know them
@mossy peakcool pfp brother
In general "stepping into someone else's shoes" is hard for most people
tbf most fantasy races are also that way
also....there's the black templars.....are white templars a thing too? i heard a friend mention them so...
they are iirc
And it's usually even harder for people with neurodivergence
It's something you gotta practice imo
Comes with time, effort, and life experience ime
You'd think that we would eventually have something that would let us have better empathy naturally.
But nature is a bitch
thx its from league of legends
oh it is but like Tongs said you can learn to do it
This is also true
it is??? who?
Ironically enough, me being especially shit at it had me train it to be better
And I am
Still bad at it

h u h
There's Red Templars too iirc
tithe?
yeah it's a WH+ mini series
aw cute
WE HAVE THAT SHIT?
Welp
Might as well do all the colors
Purple Templars
shii red and silver templars yeh
Blue Templars
idk if canonically
bros really went "oh shit a custodian is here, we got to rock up with the good shit"
Green Templars
you were scaring me
so funny watching the custode mog tf out of the termie
indigo templars
just combined them all into one chapter, the rainbow templars and made the most horrible paint scheme in 40k history
These are all the templar chapters
Teutonic Templars
due to synthesis, if you mix all the colors you get black templars
brew a home
Black Templars
Crimson Templars
Dark Templars
Red Templars
Silver Templars
White Templars
Templars of Blood
Templars of the Covenant
no each band of the rainbow has to be painted across the whole armor
Rainbow Warriors being UM but with a rainbow colored stripe
(Why are they even a successor chapter atp)
Trans Templars
I have a home brew space marine chapter, and I have only one mini representing it as they are merely a plot point for my warband/cult 
you'd kill a chronically online BT fan
This one is goated though
I like the rainbow power sword
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Released on: 1976-01-01
Producer: Martin Birch
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you made me laugh laatitan thank you

use that in an actual tt game and watch the chuds have an aneurism
But yeah
Rainbow Warriors barely have any rainbow in them
I like how the fanbase just collectively decided
"make them Aztec themed"
Because it does look cool
aight time to try and make an original guerilla tactics homebrew thats creative and know just raven guard V2.7
Why tho
Is it cause gay
The Emperor's seed is only implanted within men tho

bonus points if they are an actual raven guard successors but look and act NOTHING like their predecessors
hmmm
ill grab the white scars bikes and the raptors field provisioning thank you very much
one of these yknow
I mean there's one difference
Sonichu doesn't get his ass beat every episode
have their techpriests make a way to dampen the sound of the exhausts pipes and make them work like an electric car (aka no engine noises)
random side tangent, why the fuck does the Expance have a merc company named of all things in the galaxy, Pinkwater
Gottem hue
Sylvian Guards, dark angels sub chapter they were intended as a defense force for Moreau forgeworld which used to be a densely forested planet (hence their green color). Eventually as the industry grew the planet became insanely polluted and irradiated and Sylvian Guards progessively declined and as a coup went on they couldn't represent a force large enough to do any efficent action. Although they do not exist anymore and remaining brothers were affected to different chapters, some armors and geneseed were kept by dark magos Magnu Cerebro as trading and experiment ressource. It is believed some battle brothers have been abducted by Cerebro and kept imprisoned.
pretty sure these guys are completely absent from the show lmfao
They're in the new game tho
well this is from owlcat's new game and i just wana know why
Pinkwater
they're in the books as well
Game looks surprisingly good for a studio that has pretty much just made isometric CRPGs
i assumed so and i am wondering if there is any backstory on how they got the name
question
is there any primarch/marine chapter that is bassicly.....paranoid out of nowhere?
Iron Warriors
Define "out of nowhere"
they are famously paranoid
Night Lords
Because tbh most have good reasons for it
on mission without any reason (or maybe due to a primarch reason) they start hearing things that arent happening
Kurze
He literally saw the future, his death, and always saw the worst outcomes. Then recruited literal psychos that got super-dementia and super-visions
...
Closest would be Alpha Legion
Because like
The Alpha Legion is just naturally uhh
i want this idea to make a chapter that is heavily focused around it, they get paranoid thoughts so often their training boils down to "hold it together" and due to this hyper focused activity they stay- well--- focused?
Extremely fucking confusing
To the point where
95% of the operators and SMs
Literally have zero idea what they're doing
overly paranoid people are very often chaotic and unpredictable
because well... of their paranoid behaviour
And then after Alpharius probably died
99.9999% of them
Have no idea what they're doing
That miniscule percentage left is Omegon
cant paranoia be controlled and trained?
not really
FAHHH
it would be called being careful
ok idea down the drain
i just want something that gives a chapter a reason to be hyperfocused when engaged in a task they need to make
and caution in a training situation would be more a type of discipline and tactics
aka a mission
just make them hyper obedient
So literally every SM ever
They're basically all hyper focused
but suffer from whats bassicly...idk adhd?? when not in mission/engaged
ok this idea sucks
onto the next one
I mean closest to that is
that would be a gimmick
World Eaters
if they were CSM
But they're more like
Adhd in battle
And the ADHD basically isn't ADHD
It's literally just homicidal tendencies
again forget about it
K

It happens
Don't worry about ideas being bad
Bad ideas happen a lot
It's up to you on whether you can salvage or not
iirc one of the implants spacies get does that
i guess
that too? damn it
hey what re inquisitors allowed to rent greyknights out for
and dw by extension ig
and SoB?
Grey Knights are only for the most dire of situations
great demons, demon primarchs
holy crusade, reconquest, eliminating heretics, minor demon sightings, eradicating chaos cults, etc etc
well another idea i had was something akin to a "tank" rpg class as a chapter
Deathwatch is mainly for Xenos
Grey Knights for Chaos
deathwatch is not bound to a single ordo iirc
by this i mean, resilient, will never give up and know that because of them worlds may fall if they fail
but thats probably like...every chapter too
sigh
Sister of Battle are more for matters of internal Heresy.
But generally DW and SoB can be applied to any situation that needs shooting
isnt your chapter the ghost forge?
one/
As long as it has some type of danger in it
and external heresy and starting holy crusades and the reconquest of worlds and systems etc etc
Forgot it's a certain anniversary
thats my first chapter
But not one that doesn't need a group of people with Power Armor
Generally Inquisitors are supposed to be experienced and wise enough
trying to make another
To think of which forces
is there something you dont liek about it?
true
the fact they lean too much into human emotions like the salamanders memes
well change it
But generally.
SoB and Deathwatch would be deployed in dangerous situations that just a group of guardsmen can't solve.
Grey Knights are for a severe amount of daemons. Like a shit ton. If you call them for nothing, they will probably just fucking shoot you in the head out of sheer annoyance
space marines have emotions thats like a thing
and don't forget that basically no one is allowed to know the grey knights exist
That's starting to go away with the opening of the rift
Hard to deny chaos exists when all you have to do is look up
They're appearing too much to not be noticed anymore so they're all like
"Eh fuck it"
And the grey knights might give humanity hope
didn't knwo that they stopped mindwiping everybody

