40k-lore-chat

[storm jungle]

GETOU-

[limpid granite]

Still ate it tho

[spring cairn]

he's gonna crack a lobster isn't he

[storm jungle]

Do you want spoilers

[summer mural]

seasons over after 2 more episodes

[crystal forum]

bring out the lobster

[limpid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-mark-grayson-invincible-season-4-invincible-s4-gif-18313698372394806700

[summer mural]

at least invincible comes out soon enough regularly

[spring cairn]

you saying this already confirms it

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[crystal forum]

a year

[storm jungle]

Its not a huge plot point but yeah he|| gets a lobster wife later||

the show will prob expand on it a bit

Kirkman loves doing that

[summer mural]

also I really appreciate how mark just gotten so used to getting beaten up hes grown used to fighting even while losing

[spring cairn]

this jit cracks lobsters

[limpid granite]

My guess is that season 5 will air extremely soon

They already voice acted when s4 was done

[storm jungle]

iirc they already confirmed they did ALL the voice acting for it?

yea

[heady rivet]

Meanwhile HOTD makes me wanna kill myself so fucking bad

[storm jungle]

tbh thats prob the worst part of this fandom

[crystal forum]

wait so that line was about how he wants to fuck lobsters

[storm jungle]

"MARK KEEPS LOSING"

Literally fighting WMD-tier threats

[storm jungle]

yeah its also to remind hes still half-insectoid lol

[summer mural]

well hes become so much stronger

[limpid granite]

My guess is that theyre doing a huge cliffhanger for ep 8 and want to segway extremely fast into s5 to keep that animo

[storm jungle]

yeah he has but the "fraud" allegations are so annoying

fandoms are so annoying man

[crystal forum]

mfer killed conquest by himself

[summer mural]

like now that we know battle beast is...whatever he is, its kinda insane mark survived meeting him in like s1 or something lol

[storm jungle]

battlebeast is a primarch level threat

Mark is lucky to be alive

LMFAO

[limpid granite]

Battle beast went softly on mark

[crystal forum]

he chill tho

[heady rivet]

Not the 40k power scaling leaking 🥀

[spring cairn]

very much not

chill

[storm jungle]

i love how much people got caught up on that taunt of "your girlfriend did it for you"

Nibba eve barely even did anything aside from removing his sin 💀

[crystal forum]

nah he a friend

[storm jungle]

[summer mural]

MOAR, I WAS PROMISED MORE!!!!!!!!!!

[storm jungle]

Battle Beast leaving his homeworld knowing that if he stayed he'd kill everyone 😩

[limpid granite]

Hes unironically one of the strongest fighters in the galaxy

[summer mural]

isnt he literally like top 2 strongest non viltrumites

[storm jungle]

yeah he is lmao

[crystal forum]

he cant fly so L

[heady rivet]

My friend used to be active in the Death Battle circles so I know enough about power-scaling to know its GRIM out there. I ever tell you all how I know a guy that powerscales the biblical arc-angel Michael?

[spring cairn]

battle beast seems like some invincible meth addict

[crystal forum]

literally just send him into space

[storm jungle]

he basically is

[limpid granite]

Neither could ragnars and they fucked up nolan and alan

[vagrant fox]

Mark Invincible did Kindquest dirty, dude did nothing wrong

[storm jungle]

to be fair homefield advantage

that low gravity thing was funny

[limpid granite]

true taht

[crystal forum]

why does conquest's VA sound so weird this season

[limpid granite]

but did you see how fucking far they jumped with high gravity

[storm jungle]

does he?

[crystal forum]

kinda

[storm jungle]

also true

[spring cairn]

sounds the same to me

[crystal forum]

like hes just muttering

[vagrant fox]

Didn't notice anything

[spring cairn]

i think that's because he was getting choked

[storm jungle]

tbh its prob because your brain is used to him from the last season talking endlessly, where here he doesnt have as much material

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

[summer mural]

nolan explaining how much of a dick hes been to entire species for lolz was great

" hmm yeah, these guys are strong, so I blocked their sunlight, yeah"

[storm jungle]

literal genocide after genocide yeah lmao

i remember watching it with my friend

he was like

"BRO YOU MOVED THEIR PLANET CLOSER TO THE SUN????"

🥀

Also Nolan saying they wiped out 3 more species on the same system due to that

im crying 💀

[limpid granite]

the petiness is just hilarious

[spring cairn]

they really gonna redeem super adolf uh

[storm jungle]

its literally the kind of shit space marines would do if they had superman powers lmao

[crystal forum]

am i cooked or did the whole war montage remind me of helldivers

[storm jungle]

its not helldivers but uh

[vagrant fox]

and it's based, of course

[storm jungle]

the map is 1:1 helldivers

[spring cairn]

yes it's the galactic wars map

[storm jungle]

^

[spring cairn]

we noticed

[storm jungle]

thats prob what reminded you of it

[crystal forum]

it looks like the map is about the planet though

[spring cairn]

also viltrumite ships look a lot like automaton destroyers

[storm jungle]

i just realised they are giant Vs

[crystal forum]

GET IT

[summer mural]

peak narcissism

[storm jungle]

also they have 1 auxillary species, absolute L moment

[spring cairn]

that makes no sense btw

[summer mural]

Im surprised their bridge isnt shaped like a moustache

[storm jungle]

it deosnt yeah lmao

[crystal forum]

they really just love those clone asses

[limpid granite]

the coalition acting like they are winning against the viltrumites when thragg himself could conquer every coalition planet

[storm jungle]

Thragg is too busy aurafarming

next episode though? Uh 💀

[spring cairn]

i get they couldn't be arsed to make them a lot of different slaves but

[storm jungle]

yeah unfortunately time constraints

[spring cairn]

they're supposed to have lot's of worlds under their thumb

[summer mural]

well, thragg has yet to get his hands dirty, and im pretty sure he can get his hands really dirty

[storm jungle]

it was the same in the comics

[native spade]

I cant grow a moustache

[limpid granite]

i really liked the mushroom world scene

[spring cairn]

and they only have

[storm jungle]

🫡

[native spade]

Where is my representation?

[spring cairn]

purple humans

[storm jungle]

yeah lol

im glad the tau arent like that in 40k

where its just battlesuits and barely auxillary races

that would be so dumb

[heady rivet]

If I saw a Tau nothing could stop me

[storm jungle]

BRUH

[spring cairn]

i remember in s1 with the flaxan scenes

[limpid granite]

bro saw too much r34 art

[spring cairn]

oh that's just the Tau

[storm jungle]

hold on i gotta google

[native spade]

Bro gooned at the idea

They are on a whole diffrent plain

[native spade]

Dont

[limpid granite]

(good art tho)

[native spade]

please...

[limpid granite]

https://klipy.com/gifs/hd-smirk

[heady rivet]

Notice how you all assumed it was lust and not xenophobia. #NatureIsHealing

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/praying-crying-2

[limpid granite]

GET OUT

[summer mural]

also was the chick with the self repairing robo suit actually in some previous episode

before they recruited her

because idr

[limpid granite]

tech jacket

she was like mentioned once

[storm jungle]

^

she was in the Invincible War where she killed a Mark in orbit

[limpid granite]

viltrum was promised to the coalition 3000 years ago

[summer mural]

she seems like..super competent to be living on earth compared to some of the earth guys

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[storm jungle]

I mean

thats literally most superheroes lol

also she literally has a family and a dad

she cant just leave

[native spade]

Well x3

[crystal forum]

this whole season is just me going YES YES YES

[summer mural]

no as in, she could be in the top earth league hero thing

[crystal forum]

every reveal

[storm jungle]

Again

just wait

[limpid granite]

they didnt know where tech jacket was

zack was lost on an alien planet for a long ass time

[summer mural]

yeah this seasons been my fav so far, its just been nonstop peak

[storm jungle]

but

but guys

THE ANIMATION

[limpid granite]

like 2 months after he returned on earth allen and nolan recruited zack

[summer mural]

whos zack? the father?

[storm jungle]

INVINCIBLE ANIMATION KILLED MY FAMILY, IT SUCKS!

[limpid granite]

comic tech jacket

[native spade]

it sux ass tho

the story is good

[native spade]

but the animation sux ass

[storm jungle]

bait used to be believable

🥀

[summer mural]

i havent read the comics

so uh

[storm jungle]

yeah its the most nothing-change ever

[summer mural]

do i know who that is

[storm jungle]

thats techjacket

[spring cairn]

what does tech jacket even do

[limpid granite]

tech jacket had his own comic run

[storm jungle]

they genderbended him

[storm jungle]

Bluebeetle

thats it

[spring cairn]

what does she even do

[summer mural]

tech jacket is basically the robo suit girl?

[storm jungle]

yea

[limpid granite]

yes

[storm jungle]

they genderbended em

because he basically looks like Mark lol

depressed asian teen

[summer mural]

also they showed they actually went to a planet of suit guys

[storm jungle]

yeah thats where her suit is from

[summer mural]

and they said theres one on earth

[heady rivet]

Force-femmed

[crystal forum]

also thadeus is STRONG for an old man like wow

[summer mural]

anime old man

[storm jungle]

Blud trying to participate 🥀

[crystal forum]

guy just starts kicking ass

[storm jungle]

Biblicaly accurate socrates

[crystal forum]

aristotle got hands

[limpid granite]

the suits are basically built for the weak aliens to be able to have a fighting chance

zack's natural strength as a human superpowered the suit

[heady rivet]

I just took the wrong dosage I'm about to be dying in real life this aint nothing to me man

[storm jungle]

god speed trooper

[summer mural]

gotta have some balls to be like the sole viltrumite traitor who got their emperor killed

[languid meadow]

Thaddeus upscale in the comics he gets walloped by Kregg

[limpid granite]

where is the betrayer?

HERE

[spring cairn]

what does she even do

[crystal forum]

right HERE

[spring cairn]

sis go back to earth

[limpid granite]

nolan also socked kregg like holy

[crystal forum]

kregg can eat shit

[storm jungle]

wdym what can she do

she was gunning down entire trenchlines

ZERO mercy

[spring cairn]

she shoots troopers

[storm jungle]

[summer mural]

kregg seems like hes an excellent barber for thragg

[limpid granite]

im trying hard not to make a joke

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/thragg-supercut

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/thragg-supercut-hard-thragg-he-has-me-invincible-gif-14238247084429664073

[crystal forum]

fr shes just having fun while killing thousands

[storm jungle]

GYATT

[summer mural]

[spring cairn]

1 viltrumite and she's finished

[languid meadow]

like the whole fight in the comics is him getting WHOOPED by Kregg lmfao

[limpid granite]

just like her VA

OW

it slipped out

[storm jungle]

"They are just slaves dont kill them!"

Bro they are literally IDF-ing the entire capital city 😭

[summer mural]

the suit girl is pretty cool, shes just up against viltrumites and shes still like, doing okay

[spring cairn]

also i was thinking

[crystal forum]

she killed a mark

[languid meadow]

TJ was like that in the comics as well

was just there for the war

[spring cairn]

what could the planetary defences even do against thragg and the rest of them

[limpid granite]

powerplex also killed a mark clone

[crystal forum]

if she can kill a mark she can kill low level viltrumites

[limpid granite]

fuckall

thragg himself could destroy thraxa

[spring cairn]

so why did they wanna disable them

[limpid granite]

making the story cool

[summer mural]

to give them less warning

[crystal forum]

warn them

it was still a dumb plan

they straight up said it wasnt a good idea

[summer mural]

also, i doubt even thragg considers it smart to fight nolan and allen and battle beast and a whole planet at the same time, they went there knowing viltrumites were taking losses

thats how that whole plan came to be in the first place

[limpid granite]

next 2 episodes are gonna be crazy

[spring cairn]

thragg should be able to solo 1 planet

if nolan can

[limpid granite]

thragg wouldve killed the thraxans

like the entire planet gone

[storm jungle]

I loved the like

"Sir this is a bad idea."
"Do it."
"Yes sir okay sir."

[summer mural]

im pretty sure if nolan wasnt there any viltrumite would have killed all the thraxans

[storm jungle]

but yeah like "why doesnt this OP character just do this" is a problem you can nitpick in any fiction, especially 40k lol

"Why not just orbitally bombard a primarch"

cue that one autistic nerd making 10 excuses

"ERMMM AURA"

[summer mural]

aura and protecting your wannabe grandaddys bones

[limpid granite]

against vulkan it wouldnt work

[summer mural]

man straight up ignored the collapsing ship and grabbed that skull like it was his skirt

[limpid granite]

noeeeeeee!!!💅

[storm jungle]

see the below

cue that one autistic nerd making 10 excuses

[limpid granite]

i mean

it isnt really an excuse

just a statement

[storm jungle]

I mean it is

why does vulkan have respawn?

"he just does because uh perpetuals"

💀

[storm jungle]

also man I NEED the next episode

im actually getting pissed for once in my life in a nerd fandom

"This your goat?"

"Thragg is a FRAUD"

[languid meadow]

ok but like

emotional support skull is funny

[limpid granite]

1 of the 2 strongest fighters currently in the universe

[storm jungle]

nah it is

[spring cairn]

i watched it yesterday and then i went on to watch the 2 The boys episode and i fell asleep mid ep2

[summer mural]

I havent even read the comics I have no idea whats gonna happen next, I think the hype is giving me physical pain

[storm jungle]

im talking more about the reactions to it, these people literally will ridicule anything instantly for clout lmao

[limpid granite]

||hes like extremely obsessed with argall in the show||

[storm jungle]

It should

[spring cairn]

i don't even remember episode2 now

[storm jungle]

the next episode is 💀

[limpid granite]

this will be very hilarious after a certain reveal in the show

[vagrant fox]

He's just awakening peoples inner maternal instinct, they want to protect the little boy

[languid meadow]

I think the funniest part about everything is everyone saying conquest was one babushka away from becoming superman lmao

[summer mural]

the fuck lmao

[limpid granite]

nah conquest was fundamentally fucked

[storm jungle]

He was

lmao

but uh spoilers

we got innocent show-watchers here

[spring cairn]

all i remember from the new the boys stuff is why is woman wolverine talking now

[vagrant fox]

It's not like you get spoilers out the ass from opening youtube anyways

[storm jungle]

revealed it last season

keep up lil homie

[spring cairn]

i had completely forgotten

[vagrant fox]

I've seen so many things and youtube just keeps handing me more spoilers

[spring cairn]

it's been like 10 years

[storm jungle]

just like how you completely forgot your name

and karl franz pfp......

[summer mural]

oh the boys is out, I hope its the final season, like I like the boys and all but i feel like its getting a bit dragged out at this point

[storm jungle]

its the final season yeah it was confirmed awhile ago

[spring cairn]

it's the final yeah

[storm jungle]

the problem is uh

everything the show parodied last season

came out to be true

so

💀

[summer mural]

so..

homelanders president

[spring cairn]

how do u write something more absurd

[summer mural]

[storm jungle]

not that

more just-

special officers on the streets

mass arrests

sending people to camps

"WOKE DEI AGENDA" on the news 24/7

calling leftists "violent militants"

like... its uncanny

everyone was calling it silly

💀

[spring cairn]

that's lwky why it's peak

[vagrant fox]

It's like The Onion, you can't parody this nonsense anymore

[storm jungle]

Yeah agreed

[summer mural]

also I feel like starlight just went to absolute shit after the first few seasons

[storm jungle]

i never agreed with the "its too goofy" criticism back then, these people needed to be called out and look where it got us now, literal ghouls and pieces of shit.

An innocent man is murdered by immigration officers and they say he "deserved it"

[spring cairn]

tsk

NA

[storm jungle]

but anyway yeah last season, we'll see where it ends

[summer mural]

also omnimans dad must have been some hot stuff, hes got an extra large moustache

[storm jungle]

bru

😭

also yeah thats a "handlebar" mustache

make of that what you will

[young pecan]

The Party of Gun Rights, Except When It's Someone They Don't Like who Exercises Those Rights Perfectly Lawfully

[storm jungle]

LOL

[rocky gale]

You think Omniman's mum is still alive?

Because we only see his dad's body

[storm jungle]

im gonna say prob not

but who knows

[rocky gale]

Damn

[storm jungle]

we literlaly never get that in the comics

[rocky gale]

We lost a baddy

[summer mural]

his haircut is also so much cooler than thraggs

[storm jungle]

A baddie???

Thula was a real baddie

and she just got jaw-fucked...

💀

[summer mural]

thula was weak

[storm jungle]

its weird that they killed her because in the comic she literally sticks around the entire series

and shes just some nobody character with knife-hair

😭

[summer mural]

omni mans mom was definitely a savage though

[rocky gale]

Is Thula dead?

[storm jungle]

idk man im cracking any of these

[summer mural]

she probably wiped out some planets back in her day

thula is dead yeah

[storm jungle]

yeah nolan kills her in like S2

[summer mural]

iirc

I think mark does no

[summer mural]

nvm

[spring cairn]

the viltrumite rite of passage to adulthood is so absurd it's funny

[vagrant fox]

Didn't Nolan say both were dead in an earlier season

[storm jungle]

"Go and find shelter if you can."

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN BRO

[rocky gale]

I think she'll survive that

[spring cairn]

it's a miracle they weren't already at less than 50 viltrumites alive by the time the scourge hits

[summer mural]

the viltrumite death penalty for traitors is also great
" hey you, yeah you sit here, and we will slowly beat you to death with our bare fists while scolding you"

[rocky gale]

Think he's the only dead one

[storm jungle]

lmfao

FUCK

[celest dome]

Hot, but also

[vagrant fox]

me when I hold in a sneeze and it goes wrong

[storm jungle]

Sneeze 1 Sigsen 0

as expectd

[vagrant fox]

I've got big powerful man sneezes that I have to make as loud as possible

That's truly what seperates the genders btw, the sneezes

[storm jungle]

bro is NOT a Sneezerumite

[vagrant fox]

you don't know that

[storm jungle]

🫵

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/thragg-invincible-haircut-viltrimite-gif-17753078609829708868

[storm jungle]

I NEED THE NEXT EPISODE MAN

[summer mural]

[storm jungle]

I CANT WAIT 7 DAYS

[vagrant fox]

I want the whiners destroyed, if the episode isn't good I'll destroy you, Dilara

[storm jungle]

Im sorry aaaa

but also yeah the whiners are so annoying bro

[summer mural]

itl be cool, all the eps been great this season

i even like the hell one

[spring cairn]

after watching it i kinda agree that compared to the images i've seen of the comic

[storm jungle]

the hell one literally changed Mark's entire personality

[spring cairn]

they kinda chopped thragg

[storm jungle]

its the simplistic art-style

its kinda needed because you cannot put in that much detail

[spring cairn]

they rounded hjis face too much

[storm jungle]

it would take years for a single season

[vagrant fox]

I did see a very mild photoshop that drastically reduces the feel but I'm not sure how viable it is to actually animate it consistently

[rocky gale]

I need more information about this Viltrumite, possibly a full episode exploring her backstory

[spring cairn]

i mean they could've made it less round and more defined

krieg looks fine

[vagrant fox]

No the bald-mullet combo viltrumite is more important

[summer mural]

something about old viltrumites is

peak.

like socrates prime

and conquest

you definitely gotta have part of your brain fried to be a long lived viltrumite

[storm jungle]

GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT

[storm jungle]

id say less "fried" more "not be a fucking moron"

[vagrant fox]

All the best baddies are morons

[storm jungle]

🙂‍↕️

[scenic trout]

Why that low quality lmao

[vagrant fox]

I'll need a good show after this season is over, there was that John Cena pathethic show I liked but that's over with
What else could there possibly be

[scenic trout]

such that they ended with season 2

[storm jungle]

i trust Gunn when he said it was necessary for it to be built up later in otehr material

he has never made a project that sucked, i got faith

[scenic trout]

Hope Man of Tomorrow is gonna be good

[storm jungle]

Daredevil Born Again

🗣️

[scenic trout]

As is gonna be a follow up for peacemaker season 2

[vagrant fox]

X-Files you say

[storm jungle]

Also

https://x.com/DilaraCC1/status/2042215084701720874

Dilara_CC (@DilaraCC1)

RT @Lich_Bones: why do viltrumites only have two types

X · Apr 9, 2026, 12:16 PM

[scenic trout]

and every other project associated with his DCU sucks

[storm jungle]

...has there been anything else?

[scenic trout]

No I am joking

[storm jungle]

LMAO

i was like "wait did i miss something"

[scenic trout]

But was talking about Super girl

[storm jungle]

yeah same

[vagrant fox]

Does it have genuinely pathethic people in it, I've noticed my favourite shows has really pathethic people in it

[storm jungle]

im a bit worried

[scenic trout]

and new green lanterns

[storm jungle]

if that movie flops we are gonna get a fucking tsunami of "movie failed because woke"

[storm jungle]

Matt is pretty pathetic so id say yes

[languid meadow]

I love this image because conquest is fucking DEMON

[vagrant fox]

I suppose I might then, even if it is mcus or whatever

[scenic trout]

And Zack Snyder fans gonna be crawling of the cave as seeing one single movie flops and calling DCU is now dead

[storm jungle]

YEP just like with superman

that movie had no right to be as good as it was

cant believe they killed Nathanyahoo on-screen

[scenic trout]

we need more scenes in movies and irl

[storm jungle]

[vagrant fox]

I don't know too much about superhero stuff but what's with the Snyder Superman stuff. Isn't what they want kind of antithetical to what Superman is

[storm jungle]

Correct

its main problem is uh

its just SO dour, muted and ""realistic""

[summer mural]

they just want their teenage power fantasies self fulfilled, like watching superman beat someone to death to metal music in a thunderstorm or something

[storm jungle]

^

[summer mural]

like literally 300, but superman

[storm jungle]

Snyder's DC stuff was also massive, it spawned an entire decade where people were people were OBSESSED wıth dour evil superman stuff

its what gave rise to the meme renaissance of "starman" edits with superman

[scenic trout]

just not anything accurate to superman himself

[storm jungle]

whhich was further fueled with Gunn's movie as a leadup

[scenic trout]

so called "grounded, realistic and gritty" superman

[storm jungle]

^

Superman is not about any of that

we watch him because hes a lovable boyscout

I was one of those morons once

[scenic trout]

and bro just becomes a massive galactic weapon

[storm jungle]

saying "hes boring, hes just a good guy"

i couldnt be more wrong today

[languid meadow]

Can't wait for supergirl....

[scenic trout]

and destroy everything

and that is how homelander became more popular over time

[storm jungle]

^

[scenic trout]

and people keep making comparasions because hehe what if superman was evil and genocider

[storm jungle]

Homelander tho has the advantage of being a VERY unique character, he simply just has superman's powers and thats where it ends really

[vagrant fox]

Mildly peculiar, different strokes for different folks I suppose

[storm jungle]

Kinda, we are basically TLDR-ing a lot

Snyder's movies had a really bad effect on superhero media in general

[scenic trout]

i dont mind you can create an opposite side of superman if you make it work

[vagrant fox]

I don't think I'd watch Superman for tragic depressive stuff personally, doesn't strike me as the setting for that

[storm jungle]

"personally" is not even it, everyone agrees

thats why Gunn's movie was great

it was what we needed temporarily at such a shitty time in the world too

[native spade]

Comic Homelander is a lot more interesting

[summer mural]

just adapt a good superman story, like just do brainiac, the normal superman stories dont have him winning everything in the first fight and they dont have to be edgy either

[storm jungle]

He really isnt

hes just an edgelord

[native spade]

Atleast he is more believeable in the comics, IMO that is

[spring cairn]

homelander in the show is fun cuz he a fucking loser despite having it all

[storm jungle]

I mean... i guess?

[native spade]

Anthony Starr's portrayal of him is phenomenal however

[storm jungle]

Ennis just cannot write a character that isnt

• racist
• homophobic
• sexist
• does nothing but spout slurs

lol

[summer mural]

well, I will say part of the boys appeal for m- yes is just that, watching anthony starr just eat up the screen

[storm jungle]

also this yeah

Homelander is a fascinating character

hes a total psycho yet you cannot resist watching him

[spring cairn]

he's like a turbo failure with absolute power

[storm jungle]

100% this yeah

hes a literal god in his universe

[vagrant fox]

Absolutely pathethic failbosses are fascinating to watch, Starr does it really well

[storm jungle]

^

[summer mural]

plus butcher is actually great

[spring cairn]

i beg tho i like frenchie's actor but next time u cast someone that's supposed to be french and speak the language take someone who can actually pronounce words correctly istg

[vagrant fox]

I'm so sure Ennis is why I can't with comics and put off superheroes for the long time. Maybe Batman jerking too

[storm jungle]

because hes a cunt

Ennis is a total piece of shit lol

[storm jungle]

again see here

[near wasp]

Watching homelander is like watching a train wreck

[scenic trout]

the gooner rock

[near wasp]

You just can't look away

[native spade]

Tbh, after a decade of all the villians having unnescessarily tragic backstories and forced 'See? He isnt so bad just misunderstood' slop, i loved it when homelander was a piece of shit because he fucking enjoyed every second of what he loves

[summer mural]

the acting is excellent

[storm jungle]

But.... we do have characters like that already lol

[scenic trout]

the voice acting is top tier

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-based-the-boys-homelander-the-boys-facts-gif-26206051

[storm jungle]

Homelander is just not interesting in the comics

[vagrant fox]

Tomer Capone strikes me as a fairly good actor but he shouldn't speak French, no

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-horner-smile-gif-27453489

[languid meadow]

I love Horner so much

[native spade]

Not saying we dont, but i am talking about the 2010's infamous bad guy drought

[spring cairn]

yeah

[vagrant fox]

Jack Horner is one of the greatest villains I've ever seen he's the goat

[spring cairn]

please get some lessons

or something

[native spade]

It was the same shit trope of the misunderstood bad guy

[spring cairn]

he's goated as an actor but ugh

[native spade]

Then came homelander, a bonafide pos and i loved the character because of it

[opaque coyote]

Mainly due to years of psychological abuse.

A monster created by Vought themselves

[storm jungle]

oh yeah this reminds me, ethan's VA apparently is a Maga guy 💀

[opaque coyote]

That excuses

Absolutely zero of his actions

[languid meadow]

Leon's face model is as well

his VA is cool tho

[opaque coyote]

But it does explain a lot of them

[storm jungle]

Yeah face model is whatever

the actual VA tho oof

[opaque coyote]

VA more important for puns

[languid meadow]

all very unfortunate

[native spade]

Tbh, it doesnt even excuse how he acts. He just does it for the sake of getting a kick out of it

[vagrant fox]

Yes, Todd Soley at least posted pro Trump stuff on xitter

[storm jungle]

i disagree

nowi have more reasons to hate Ethan

🙏

[storm jungle]

Ethan "VoteforIsrael" Winters

[native spade]

I dont get why his political views matter about his artistic work, tbh

[vagrant fox]

In this political climate I think it does

[storm jungle]

having the literal voice actor of a character people like can affect a lot of things

Maga is also like pure evil

lol

so what Sigsen said

[spring cairn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/745324840097153167/1483157173516370124/RDT_20260311_1455502592099049740513607.jpg?ex=69d88c81&is=69d73b01&hm=858fb270c38db9409578102d1ed5dbe58e1b4a1ade06f5a81941c229ae8d97f5&=&format=webp&width=855&height=537

[celest dome]

Wait is he considering the US as the pope's army ?

[languid meadow]

no the ruler's army

[scenic trout]

https://x.com/FutaCockDocker/status/2041954533098573878?s=20

FutaCockDocker (@FutaCockDocker)

Is rock hard a reference to rock solid cause all he does is larp and goon in a basement

X · Apr 8, 2026, 7:01 PM

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

[scenic trout]

THE USERNAME I JUST SAW

[storm jungle]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[vagrant fox]

There's also civil unrest, that guy who set a wholeass warehouse on fire for like $200m damage

[languid meadow]

ROCK SOLID?

[scenic trout]

I did not saw it lmao

[opaque coyote]

And then there will be an argument about it for the next 300 years

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/malphite-gif-6626774134832871641

[opaque coyote]

King vs Pope conflict moment

[vagrant fox]

The pope is just papist nonsense, all glory to the king

[heady rivet]

American prots as they send the check to AIPAC

[vagrant fox]

American protestantism is a heretic doomsday cult

[native spade]

For those sweet 30 Silver coins

[vagrant fox]

simple as

[native spade]

Martin Luther would honestly excommunicate all of them

[storm jungle]

LMAO

NOT "Uncle Conquest" BRUH

[vagrant fox]

Kregg was getting bullied and it was pretty funny

[storm jungle]

alos yeah i enver got that

why the fuck were people clowning on Conquest for getting slapped by Kregg

THRAGG WAS RIGHT INFRONT OF HIM

[vagrant fox]

as is sensible

[storm jungle]

OF COURSE HE'LL BE SCARED

lmao

[winged jacinth]

The tau have tons of auxiliary races ||as long as you don't care about minis or even a drawing||

[opaque coyote]

There's pretty much only two times where you're meant to feel sympathy for him

The Boys Diabolical Episode before he became a complete shithead

And when he goes back to his

"home"

https://youtu.be/nRHDQkyCkjQ?si=3K6z6RsKDOfEXzi3

[native spade]

That was before he became a dickhead, for the second point. I still didnt feel anything after considering his broader character

[sacred bluff]

https://x.com/BoredGuitarfish/status/2042245702110388565?s=20

Chris.M🌙 (@BoredGuitarfish)

The full piece. This is quite literally my largest piece ever, wow.

X · Apr 9, 2026, 2:18 PM

[opaque coyote]

The guy that called in sick from the lab must have felt like a million bucks that day

[summer mural]

socrates when his students outdebate him

[languid meadow]

one of the few people that deserved homelanders brutality ngl

[opaque coyote]

Yeah this isn't really an argument about Homelander not being a complete POS

It's honestly just the few times where I was like

"Y'know I actually feel bad for this absolute mess of a psychopathic sociopathic human being."

And shows that although he was a monster

Like a lot of monsters. He was made.

In a lab ironically enough

[heady rivet]

He didnt have that power

Not how it works

[vagrant fox]

he would

[opaque coyote]

Also fun fact. He did see the consequences of his schism

[winged jacinth]

Puts on freud mask "hmm so thats why he loves breastmilk"

[vagrant fox]

he had the power

[opaque coyote]

At least the beginning

He was horribly

Disappointed

[heady rivet]

By no authority under Gods 🇻🇦

[opaque coyote]

Still didn't regret it but he was disappointed in human nature

[vagrant fox]

wrong, he was gods chosen representative on this earth, delete this fool 👎

[winged jacinth]

I mean you cant really excommunicate someone from protestantism its not like, a single organization

[storm jungle]

he did NOT just post the spongebob vatican flag

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/chakravartiiin/status/2042088510665191913?s=20

Mr Melancholy (@chakravartiiin)

BasedTradwest2006 rushing kharg island in 2026 because he listened to a 5'5 mexican midget and voted for an orange lunatic.

Quoting Polymarket (@Polymarket)
︀
JUST IN: Eligible males aged 18-25 will be automatically registered for US military draft starting this December.

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FxTwitter · Apr 9, 2026, 3:53 AM

[opaque coyote]

He also uhhh

Was severely anti-semitic but it was like the 1600s

Approximately half the population was

[heady rivet]

That was Terry A. Davis show some respect

[winged jacinth]

Kicked out of church go join one of 12000 other vagely different protestant denominations

[native spade]

Wouldnt blame him

I dont want to die for israel neither

[vagrant fox]

The Danish Peoples Church is the only legit one

[languid meadow]

He IS dying for israel that's the joke

[winged jacinth]

Martin luther never created a machine to write songs for god. Not even once

[heady rivet]

Eh he just wrote down what literally everyone was saying about em its not even an especially crazy read, I looked over it once (For a college course)

[rancid cove]

Omg these get more insane every time I check

[storm jungle]

you're next btw, open up

[native spade]

Not when they get to call me cattle, they can solve their own shit if they are gods chosen people

[summer mural]

goddamn it I opened yt and there was a spoiler for the new season of the boys, CURSE THIS DEPLORABLE SOCIETY

[opaque coyote]

Because they keep

Falling for it

[heady rivet]

There's no gif of that thang sliding out the thrussy so looks like I have a job to do when I get home

[winged jacinth]

When are they gonna become the men

[storm jungle]

WHAT THE FUCK

[spring cairn]

can we ban this user

[storm jungle]

We should

[vagrant fox]

I think we can agree that yters who put spoilers in the thumbnail should go on the breaking wheel immediately

[rancid cove]

I'm swallowing that face grabbers load whole

[opaque coyote]

Most sane Necromunda fan

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1490753771834310716/Alien.gif

[storm jungle]

Shut the fuck up

[winged jacinth]

What we need is a fell for it again chestburster to match

[rancid cove]

You asked me to open up

Suffer the consequences

[storm jungle]

yeah about your feelings

[storm jungle]

fucking freakazoid

[opaque coyote]

Feel for it again Xenomorph

With Trump's face

[heady rivet]

If you call yourself a Xenomorph fucker but cant appreciate the facehugger you gotta turn in your license

[opaque coyote]

Since the Xenomorph like

Takes on aspects of it's host

Even in extremely minor ways

[heady rivet]

I'm perfectly sane, its society thats crazy...

[rancid cove]

TRVTH NVKE
True monster fuckers never back down

[young pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/i-want-some-milk-gif-19980244

fun fact right under this gif under "mommy i want milk" was homelander

[opaque coyote]

Fun fact btw

For the Chestburster scene in Alien, the reactions from the other actors was fully genuine. They were not told what was gonna happen.

[heady rivet]

Okay, outfreaked

[storm jungle]

GETOU-

[heady rivet]

Why were you searching that?

[opaque coyote]

So they were legitimately horrified

[young pecan]

Have you watched the Boys??

It makes sense TRUST

[heady rivet]

Misconception, it was in the script they just didnt expect the amount of blood (guy pumping did it toi hard) and hadnt seen the finalized design of the creature

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/tasting-milk-antony-starr-the-homelander-the-boys-lick-gif-17834498

[rancid cove]

Yeah I know of that scene
However thought that scene where it shows the throat bulge of the face hugger inserting the xeno bio form got me feeling some type of way fr

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/Milo_Edwards/status/2042058245259596282?s=20

milo edwards (@Milo_Edwards)

idk what’s funnier: that israel’s diplomatic strategy is “give trump a big gold trophy” or that it will absolutely work

Quoting NewsWire (@NewsWire_US)
︀
Israel is considering awarding President Trump an "Israel Peace Prize" during his next visit. — Ynet

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FxTwitter · Apr 9, 2026, 1:53 AM

[opaque coyote]

Tbf that still counts

Cause you'd expect to show the final design

To the actors

[storm jungle]

again, asking you to shut the fuck up

[young pecan]

Since facehuggers die after insertion, is it like a chicken and the alien bioform was the head

[opaque coyote]

And also some alien concept art

Was uh

[spring cairn]

cartoon ass world bro

[storm jungle]

literal imperium type shit

planetary governor 🥀

[opaque coyote]

Meet the initial Xenomorph

[heady rivet]

No, its served its role in the species and so it dies to the biomass can be recyclef if practical

[storm jungle]

^

also its entire purpose is to lay an egg

lol

its not that complicated

[rancid cove]

Scrungly

[heady rivet]

You judge but if it was a Yautja you'd fold

[young pecan]

I just wanted an excuse to equate it to "chicken running around with its head cut off" I'm ngl

[opaque coyote]

It kinda reminds me of how some fish species fucking die after laying their eggs

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/hansry-jerma-ripping-shirt-jerma-jerma985-hans-capon-gif-6848624989820765826

[storm jungle]

no

[opaque coyote]

Salmon moment

[young pecan]

Did you know male octopi go essentially comatose after busting

[opaque coyote]

IK it isn't the same thing

[opaque coyote]

But it's sort of the first thing I think of

[young pecan]

And female octopi starve themselves to death raising the babies

[storm jungle]

yall dont know anglerfish enough

[young pecan]

If anything of her is left after hatching, she gets eaten

[young pecan]

BRO LMAO

[vagrant fox]

Horrid fate, imagine becoming just a living ballsack

[opaque coyote]

Male Anglerfish wants her giant ass so bad he literally shrivels and dies sucking it

[storm jungle]

i wouldnt say ballsack

[heady rivet]

Thats called aging

[storm jungle]

more like a fucking chaos spawn

[heady rivet]

Befalls every man

[vagrant fox]

same thing

[storm jungle]

just because a fucking male wanting to mold into you

[storm jungle]

not close enough

[opaque coyote]

Honestly when I first learned of like

The sheer size difference

[vagrant fox]

Nah, old guys have nuts that hang and swing but it's not the same

[opaque coyote]

And then what happens to the male

Like

[young pecan]

Btw it's very interesting how the design changed from this to the current, especially with the theme that Alien was based on

[opaque coyote]

Likely due to employing HR Giger to make the design

I think this was before

[solid horizon]

dont praying mantis decapitate the fuck out their mate

[young pecan]

The theme being "making men understand what SA is like" and its eventual product was huge

Love Alien being lowkey woke media in its time

[storm jungle]

decapitate and lay her eggs inside iirc

[heady rivet]

I hope we get the bush cut in my lifetime

[solid horizon]

slay queen

literally

[spring cairn]

i think they just eat the head during mating

sometimes

[arctic talon]

They only do that under stress

[storm jungle]

ah fair lol

[arctic talon]

iirc lol

[storm jungle]

Stress???

[spring cairn]

depends if they're hungry

[arctic talon]

Yeah

like I'm deadass

[storm jungle]

DUDE WHAT DID I DO TO GET MY HEAD RIPPED OFF

[arctic talon]

lol

[opaque coyote]

They normally don't.

It's apparently only seen in captive environments due to hunger from not feeding them enough

[arctic talon]

She's stressed out and you're right there

now die

[heady rivet]

Dont sideeye me, its what Sigourney Weaver would want

[opaque coyote]

In the wild, the male usually gets out alive

[young pecan]

Being ghosted as a moid mantis is very different than being ghosted as a moid moid

[opaque coyote]

Usually

[solid horizon]

me when I have an assignement I have not done to give tomorrow but I remember I'm a praying mantis so I decapitate the fuck out my bf

[vagrant fox]

How my sister behaves tbh

[opaque coyote]

Still fucking wild as shit tho

[heady rivet]

Stop being in her way 🗣️

[spring cairn]

it's p normal for insects and the likes

they eat anything they can

[vagrant fox]

I'm just chilling she should kill her husband who's the actual pos

[opaque coyote]

"Mmm~ you look like a snack~"

"...you mean in a romantic way right?"

[solid horizon]

meanwhile most spiders chronosmaxx

[young pecan]

IIRC it's bedbugs or lice that don't have an "insertion area" so the men umm make their own

[opaque coyote]

Female Praying Mantis begins to drool

"YOU MEAN IN A ROMANTIC WAY RIIIIII OH GOD MY LEGS!"

coughs up blood

[languid meadow]

https://x.com/IronLadyEther/status/2042237822757716101?s=20

Ether ⚔️✝ (@IronLadyEther)

Imagine explaining to a brand new 40K fan that this character:

- is actually very nuanced and complex
- genuinely loves to create things
- plays tabletop wargames with his sons and is more chill than he looks
- is headcanoned to have autism
- is nicknamed ‘Peter Turbo’

X · Apr 9, 2026, 1:46 PM

[opaque coyote]

"Still would tap tho..."

[languid meadow]

IRON GLAZERS IN MY FEED

[vagrant fox]

Primarch? Nuanced and complex?

[opaque coyote]

And then they made porn of it

[young pecan]

How the fuck are you playing boardgames at that size

[opaque coyote]

Then again Giger got the idea while be was spit roasted by two trans dommes

So

[storm jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/780818860344344649/1489423221676572682/image_V9.gif

[young pecan]

Are you making your sons exercise for chess or are you trying your best not to crush the Monopoly houses?

[solid horizon]

you beat me to it lol

[vagrant fox]

https://klipy.com/gifs/amnacoded-deathstare

[storm jungle]

Stand ready for my WORMS

[midnight dragon]

I do not consent

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/invincible-conquest-16

[young pecan]

What???

[midnight dragon]

I am so lonely~...

[vagrant fox]

I know for real for real that he was just one baddie away from being a good man

[solid horizon]

giger liked seggs

[storm jungle]

"THAT WAS IN CONFIDENCE"

[spring cairn]

i am not fact checking this right now

[storm jungle]

100000%

[vagrant fox]

RIP Kindquest gone too soon

[storm jungle]

instead all we got is Cuntquest

[solid horizon]

one of giger's most famous pre alien artworks was the cover for ELP's Brain Salad Surgery album, brain salad surgery being slang for fellati0

[midnight dragon]

Conquest could of been a good guy if he was given enough time around people

[young pecan]

Hohoho stand ready for my gifts, elves

[storm jungle]

i mean

have you guys seen how Conquest's home looks like

[vagrant fox]

I could tank it, I'm built different

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-kennedy-leon-s-kennedy-leon-kennedy-falling-gif-2346337978466402172

[storm jungle]

he literally lives in a fucking cube in an asteroid

i cant with this bruh

💀

HELP HIM

[vagrant fox]

ok that's funny

[storm jungle]

Its SO sad lmfao

HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE A BED

WHAT IS THIS SETUP

🥀

[solid horizon]

dilara discovers lower class living conditions

[spring cairn]

my first setup when i got to uni

[young pecan]

Tbf it's hard for mattresses to survive atmospheric exit and reentry

[quiet orchid]

[vagrant fox]

It's like one of those woman hate how little it takes for men to be happy memes with the really shitty interior decorating

[young pecan]

First thing I thought of too

[civic gale]

I'd like your option lads and lasses about my sm2 choices for every class as they are all successors of the raven guard

Tactical - raven guard
Assault - iron ravens
Vanguard - Necropolis Hawks
Bulwark - knights of the raven
Sniper - Reviler
Heavy - Black guard

[storm jungle]

Seems fitting enough for me

[vagrant fox]

peak living conditions

[heady rivet]

Romania.jpg

[opaque coyote]

I don't even think those are blankets

I think that's the closest thing he has to a mattress

And it also implies that he sleeps in the nude

Also that he never

Never

Washes his clothes

Eber

[civic gale]

Oh really? Awesome then

[opaque coyote]

Bro must smell like shit

[solid horizon]

depends

do these alien guys sweat

or ooze at all

[opaque coyote]

Yeah

And they also kill people

Like

On the daily

Blood splatters

[solid horizon]

the walking dead syndrome

[opaque coyote]

Tbf it gets burnt away when they fly in space

[solid horizon]

folks never wash yet look clean

[opaque coyote]

Due to the speeds

But the smell would still remain

In fact it'd probably have a burnt smell to it

Also the fact that even Thragg says

"This shit is fucked"

Means that Conquest's home is

Too utilitarian even for the average viltrumite

Also...

[opaque coyote]

Cheapest Apartment in NYC (only $1100 per month)

[viral halo]

More like $3000

[opaque coyote]

Had to actually check apartment rentals in Zillow.

Said apartment that cost 1.1k has 0 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, and 1 kitchen

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/72-Byrne-Ave-1-Staten-Island-NY-10314/458817553_zpid/

[heady rivet]

So you just sleep on the floor I guess

[viral halo]

And it’s not even in the city 😭

[opaque coyote]

Also you have to pay for the water

[heady rivet]

We're getting closer to Hong Kong closet homes

[storm jungle]

[storm jungle]

[opaque coyote]

Also one of the landlord's criteria is 3.75x gross income of rent

[vagrant fox]

Living in a closet isn't so bad when you ignore all the bad things about it

[solid horizon]

necron story

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/no-duh-why-didnt-i-think-of-that-donald-kimball-gif-14910705

[vagrant fox]

sensible

I could not go back to living in a like 2x3 meter room with a mattress against one wall and a closet

it was such ass

[heady rivet]

If I was solo-living I honestly think i could handle pod-living if I had space enough to pace. I could go like, 2 years with that

2 years tops

[vagrant fox]

there is no pacing

[opaque coyote]

Found another NYC apartment that is 1.3k monthly rent

It only has two pictures and one of them is this

[solid horizon]

make it your gaming chair

optimize gaming

[opaque coyote]

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/57-43-136th-St-FLOOR-1-Flushing-NY-11355/461070676_zpid/

[solid horizon]

of course the toilet apartment is located in flushing

vravo bince

[heady rivet]

Ah welp

There goes that post

[opaque coyote]

I have seen actual eastern European apartments better looking than this

[heady rivet]

Imagine...

[opaque coyote]

TS is what I would see in the backrooms

A brightly glowing cabin within an inside all white marble room

Containing the poop ass entity

Who eats your ass

[storm jungle]

Backrooms ass house

[limpid granite]

http://youtube.com/post/UgkxpfvAI2jweq5SmAAa9drcUcW8oCNzgn38?si=2QpDnyv3mOfqfK7W

[heady rivet]

Not even the weirdest picture from the same house tbh

[limpid granite]

RED BUGE🚗 🚗 🟥

[opaque coyote]

Okay atp this is literally just the backrooms

[heady rivet]

This is the house btw

[opaque coyote]

The photographer fucking noclipped through some random ass corner

[quiet orchid]

what?

[opaque coyote]

Took these pictures

And then got out

[quiet orchid]

why looks like a backroom level?

[storm jungle]

its Pusher's house

[heady rivet]

Because the upstairs looks like a murder mystery home

[heady rivet]

I actually didlivve in the same state as this one lole

[opaque coyote]

Nah he lives in a lore accurate Necromunda Hab Block

[rocky gale]

That's too many chairs

[storm jungle]

james bond villain ass meeting hall

[opaque coyote]

With extra stone

[storm jungle]

[storm jungle]

YEET

[quiet orchid]

there's a imposter among us

[storm jungle]

[opaque coyote]

Me when I accidentally place too many tables in the sims

[rocky gale]

"I bet you're wondering why I've gathered you all here" ass table

[quiet orchid]

BRUH, THE BEAVER

[opaque coyote]

Bro what

WHAT

[heady rivet]

TWO chairs at the head of the table btw

[storm jungle]

FREAKY ASS BEAVER

[quiet orchid]

''Hi girls, dont you want to play a game?''

[opaque coyote]

This has evolved past the backrooms

This shit looks like a new resident evil location

[storm jungle]

bro is NOT Jigsaw

[opaque coyote]

Fucking Spencer Mansion 2

[heady rivet]

They murder poors in this absement on GOD they eat em

[rocky gale]

Damn, meanwhile I'm considering buying a house that looks like an abandoned meth den

[opaque coyote]

You have to push the beaver

To solve the fucking puzzle

To get the shotgun

[solid horizon]

most normal Space Hulk corridor

[opaque coyote]

Or something

[solid horizon]

but also what is this dungeon crawler ass house

[heady rivet]

Imagine getting stabbed and bleeding out in here

[storm jungle]

yeah after im done with you

adios gay bowser

[heady rivet]

Homophobia, reported

[storm jungle]

🗡️

[opaque coyote]

Imagine you date a girl

She takes you home

And her house looks like this

All it needs is some more Hello Kitty

[heady rivet]

My heart has lead me places I wouldnt have gone without a gun before...

[heady rivet]

Look around, this woman is living in 1974

[opaque coyote]

Yeah you're right

More barbie

[quiet orchid]

Barbie and the Dyinghouse

[heady rivet]

IMAGINE putting this image on Zillow

[rocky gale]

Best I can afford is meth house with shitstains on the floor

[storm jungle]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klaus_Barbie

[opaque coyote]

Either way, this should be the new Resident Evil location

[opaque coyote]

The main monster is a bioweapon

[storm jungle]

[opaque coyote]

That forces you to go through her

Overwhelmingly girly haven

[heady rivet]

You got a view and you still copmplain smh what do millenials want

[heady rivet]

They do this shit to Leon on Twitter and in mods

[rocky gale]

They're selling the house, the least they can do is clean the fucking floor before taking pictures

[opaque coyote]

Resident Evil 10: Twitter Fujoshi Leon Fangirls

[heady rivet]

You cant clean crime scenes until the police clear it

[quiet orchid]

So, barbie was serving the... mustache guy?

[storm jungle]

[solid horizon]

dude tried to troll everyone during his trial but got trolled in the end

[storm jungle]

lmao

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/kenough-im-just-ken-ryan-gosling-ken-barbie-gif-4957046647802456540

[solid horizon]

imagine being klaus barbie's lawyer

[opaque coyote]

Oh yeah also

Also

[storm jungle]

"Imagine" as if lawyers are not some of the most evil assholes in the world

[heady rivet]

Okay.

[opaque coyote]

I need to share this

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/04/anti-trans-warrior-congressmembers-drag-photos-unearthed/

[languid meadow]

I forgot if who slapped Tojos fat bald head

[heady rivet]

THE CUCK COUCH

[languid meadow]

during the trials

[solid horizon]

real but

I have laywers in my family so I'd agree however

[rose thorn]

Have you gotten those ads for the retailers Ai who “enhances” images to sell them faster and for more

[opaque coyote]

What the fuck is wrong with rich people seriously

What is this location

[storm jungle]

Yeah i joke, like theres absolutely good lawyers out there

[opaque coyote]

This structure

[storm jungle]

but the ones that play for the System™ are just numerous

[heady rivet]

You aint ready for this one tbh

[languid meadow]

It's a home a famous architect made

[rocky gale]

Am I buying the warehoues or the ominious swimming pool?

[solid horizon]

I have a rich attorney law master uncle who's eugenistic

[languid meadow]

he makes bio mimicry stuff

[solid horizon]

and my aunt is uh...

[solid horizon]

corsican

[storm jungle]

post all the underground complexes and tunnels rich people have

these are boring and nothing

[solid horizon]

coop shitting