40k-lore-chat

[opaque coyote]

Mark yelling "Who's next?"

Immediately gets bodied by Battle Beast

Immortal yelling "Where is Omni-man?"

Gets killed again by Omni-man

Oliver yelling insults against Conquest

He almost gets ripped in half

[limpid granite]

||Thaddeus is a beast in the show like holy shit||

[opaque coyote]

||Kregg yelling 'WHERE IS THE BETRAYER?' Immediately gets bodied by the Betrayer||

[fervent geode]

I declare myself the police

I have handed myself over and found myself not guilty after investigating myself

[limpid granite]

||Unironically if thragg wasnt there they couldve killed the remaining viltrumites||

[opaque coyote]

Overall

Never yell for someone to come at you in the Invincible verse

You will get your ass beat

[opaque coyote]

||He originally struggled against Anissa in the comics so seeing him show a lot of the Viltrumites his allegory of caving someone's skull in is great||

[limpid granite]

||It also makes sense that the betrayer easily overpowers normal viltrumites since he most likely caved argal's skull in||

[opaque coyote]

Also if you read the comics

||Why does Anissa have such an obsession with taking people's clothes off??||

||Well it's obvious why...||

Also Viltrumite ships being so heavy that it required

Mark, Oliver, Thaddeus, Omni-man, Allen, and Tech Jacket to lift up

Is fucking wild

[opaque coyote]

Also I will pay for Thaedus to say

"You'll never stop at one! I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON!"

Iykyk

And also

Thragg: "WHAT WILL THE GALAXY BE WITHOUT THE VILTRUMITES KEEPING ORDER?"

Thaedus: "Time to find out."

Listen if Bayverse Optimus has to come out

It's definitely with Thaedus

[hollow lantern]

New invincible episode tn right?

[opaque coyote]

Also also

"GIVE ME YOUR FACE"

• Thaedus to Argall (allegedly)

[opaque coyote]

Yup

[limpid granite]

Already out

[opaque coyote]

I think it's out already

[limpid granite]

Unc your not spoilering your messages

[hollow lantern]

I will be at work for uh

Legit 3 more hours at least

Ty tho

[opaque coyote]

It's mostly just Bayverse quotes

[limpid granite]

Its a really good ep

[opaque coyote]

Tbh

Everyone knows his ass is voiced by Peter Cullen

[hollow lantern]

Thaddeus?

[opaque coyote]

Yup

[hollow lantern]

Yeah he's Optimus Prime lol

[opaque coyote]

And if there is ever the time for Bayverse style quotes to come out

And actually fit the character

It's with Thaedus

[storm jungle]

"Optimus Prime"

mfer has a name yall

💀

[opaque coyote]

I think the funniest thing is that

He got the Optimus Prime voice with his brother saying "Real heroes don't act tough. They are tough enough to be gentle, so control yourself "

...

And then the first iteration of OP on TV

Had a fucking surfer dude voice

[storm jungle]

[opaque coyote]

And it lasted for two seasons of G1

Idk wtf "Real heroes don't act tough" = Surfer Dude

But go off king

[opaque coyote]

Tbf I like it in a weird way. Since I can easily imagine like

[storm jungle]

Posted like a week ago

[opaque coyote]

A young Optimus having that surfer dude voice

[storm jungle]

late 📢

[opaque coyote]

And it pleases me that

[nocturne crest]

https://tenor.com/view/slowpoke-pokemon-king-crown-gif-11621808

[opaque coyote]

TF One had the main VA for Orion Pax have a bit of a surfer accent

God TF One is so good

[storm jungle]

[opaque coyote]

Fuck you marketing team

You pieces of SHIT

YOU MISREPRESENTED A GOOD MOVIE

RAAAGGHH

[nocturne crest]

You okay Racistus?

[solid horizon]

my honest reaction

[storm jungle]

He rambles like that a lot

just leave him be and he'll be done soon

[solid horizon]

orks are really nice to paint, even if 7 editions old

[sharp pollen]

Racistus sounds like a character from monty python

[nocturne crest]

Shows some like they need a shrubbery.

[daring creek]

What the fuck is that

[nocturne crest]

The blue terror

[solid horizon]

wdym

it's the blue terror

[vagrant fox]

ai slop, destroy him

[daring creek]

It looks like a tyranid and ultramarine fucked

[solid horizon]

might be the case honestly

[hallow saddle]

my tamiya epoxy putty quick type arrived 🗣️ 🗣️

poggers

[solid horizon]

epic

have fun putty fun

[hallow saddle]

yellow putty

[daring creek]

Putty? More like poopy

[hallow saddle]

it seems cracked cause all the awesome converters are using it

[solid horizon]

hang yourself by the balls with a hook

[hallow saddle]

so if i buy it that makes me good right???

[daring creek]

So mean

Why so mean?

[solid horizon]

cause I can

[daring creek]

Ur an iron warrior you're supposed to like poop

Chaos undivided

[solid horizon]

iron warriors and death guard are two very different lads

[daring creek]

Yeah but chaos undivided

[outer wave]

The Iron Warriors' original name was the Shit Eaters before Perturabo changed it

[daring creek]

That means u like em all

Including nurgler

[daring creek]

I barf knives sorry

[vagrant fox]

but he was the biggest shit eater of them all

[solid horizon]

wasnt that actually imperial fists

[solid horizon]

I like none

[outer wave]

Oh the irony

[solid horizon]

only vashtorr (not so much) and malice

[outer wave]

No, they were known as the Doody Flingers before Dorn came in

[hallow saddle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIdiTzjIuII i wonder if there was a DAOT planet like this

[solid horizon]

I just checked to be sure I remembered correctly, it's actually IF who had a shit vault

[outer wave]

Oh yeah in their old lore, they had that no thanks to Ian Watson IIRC

[opaque coyote]

TF One sadness

Knowing it will never get a sequel

Along with the Judge Dredd movie

The 2012 one

[nocturne crest]

https://tenor.com/view/monkeys-paw-paw-monkey-gif-17535679

[opaque coyote]

To be precise

[solid horizon]

what about TF 2

[nocturne crest]

I heard there might be a sequel in the works, but the OG Director/Writer isn't happy with what Hasbro want, so they left.

[opaque coyote]

Also Lorenzo is a fucking parasite to the franchise.

The dude cannot move on from the Bayverse

He tries connecting every new movie to it

He even said that TF One was somehow

SOMEHOW

The origin story to Bayverse

"Yeah bro Sentinel Prime actually dies twice"

Also

Lorenzo please leave

Hollywood is one of the few industries where making publicly embarrassing and stupid decisions doesn't get your ass fired

Well that and Silicon Valley

This is why people hate California istg

Including me

[opaque coyote]

Also don't forget the White House

[nocturne crest]

America the meme

[opaque coyote]

Team Fortress 2?

Honestly doesn't need a new game. But more updates and an engine update would be great.

Titanfall 2?

Yes please make TF3

What's with TFs

And not having sequels made

Seriously

[spring cairn]

it def needs a new installement lmfao

don't do a cs2

[opaque coyote]

Also Hollywood technically influenced how people learn English

Bc usually the first introduction to English is Hollywood movies

And they all speak a California accent

[jade holly]

I miss the surfer accent

[opaque coyote]

So we kinda just exported a California accent

To the world

So now some foreigners speak English like they're from California

You CAN NEVER ESCAPE

[opaque coyote]

Makes me wonder

If Hollywood started in like

Texas

Would a lot of people have a southern accent?

That is a dark alt. Timeline

[opaque coyote]

I mean CS2 is bad because they literally released it like

Half finished

With content from the original CSGO outright missing

And still is

Because Valve employees literally just work on what they're interested in

Which is great for them but also leaves Jerry the Janitor to basically be the only mf that keeps a game alive

While most of his mates already are working on deadlock

[opaque coyote]

Honestly if they just had all of the content CSGO had in their release or even 1-2 months later.

Nobody would be complaining

Since there's a lot of game modes that are just gone. Danger Zone, half the maps, Flying Scoutsman, etc

...

But at least we finally got Aztec back?

[opaque coyote]

And the ideal is that if TF2 gets ported to Source 2. That all of the official content would be intact

Of course I doubt that would actually happen

Both being ported to S2

And having all of content be there even after being ported to S2

Some fucking updates would be nice though

And also competitive mode not being the closest thing to purgatory

[nocturne crest]

Damn, AVGN is 20 years old

[civic gale]

hey, arent space wolves known for their "big guys"

and a bunch of "iron priests"

[storm jungle]

Big guys not really but iron priest uhhh im pretty sure they have a normal amount of techmarines?

[nocturne crest]

I wonder if you could turn the Defiler into a tech-priest.

[opaque coyote]

I find it amusing in general that Wesker literally just has a picture of her

saved in his desk

Like

You didn't have a home to place it in at least?

...does wesker live in the fucking Umbrella labs?

[nocturne crest]

Probably.

If that or he stayed near the mansion.

[opaque coyote]

The funniest part is that

The Original (and remake of RE1) along with the original (specifically) RE2

Had the Umbrella labs look extremely rusty

Dirty

and filled with just grime everywhere

even before the outbreak

Due to it being a previously bought out chemical factory

[solid horizon]

... what ?

[opaque coyote]

So Wesker basically just lived in the fucking Iron Lung

[nocturne crest]

The only reference to Wesker having a house was that Netflix tv show.

[opaque coyote]

"Please Chris I need this! I'm kinda homeless..."

"I live in the Umbrella labs I wanna help them out..."

"Chris I'm watching your face right now why you trying not to laugh bruh that's disrespectful as shit"

[nocturne crest]

So that was also the clone of Albert Wesker.

[languid meadow]

I so much prefer the remakes labs so much

kind of crazy people will go "I prefer the rusty murder factory umbrella labs"

honestly N.E.S.T has still the best lab

wish we could've seen more that part of the game is so short

[vital ginkgo]

How do salamanders treat the civilians of worlds that have rebelled against the imperium?

[rose thorn]

tbh trhis isnt a fair comparison

[languid meadow]

exactly like other marines

cold and uncaring

[green loom]

Nice guy

[languid meadow]

they only held their warm demeanor towards outside humans during the GC and even then they still burned people

[lament shoal]

They only nice to loyal civilians. Everyone else burns

[languid meadow]

now they only really have it for loyal citizens

[green loom]

Usually, they burn them alive

[languid meadow]

||https://fxtwitter.com/JerkForKirk/status/2041975403632275814?s=20|| Invincible spoilers

sarah (@JerkForKirk)

heartwarming: grand regent thragg saves his teddy bear from an explosion ❤️

Quoting Main (@mainmajin)
︀
They straight up stripped away Thragg’s aura dawg and his voice isn’t helping either
︀︀
︀︀This is not my glorious Grand Regent Thragg

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FxTwitter · Apr 8, 2026, 8:24 PM

[green loom]

You're only "human" so long as you serve the Imperium or something

[green loom]

Not how I expected ||Mark to get his guts rearranged ||

[storm jungle]

Kill wholesale

the ONLY example we have of this is a new 9th edition lore bit from their supplement where they have an entire Company dedicated to killing dissident populations

the issue with your question is unfortunately GW never goes out of its way to explore the moral dilemmas the Salamanders would regularly face serving the Imperium, so the answer we got is just "lol they kill everyone"

[storm jungle]

I love how people are INSTANTLY calling him a fraud

we have not even seen him fight yet, people are gonna swallow their words next week

😭

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/shitposts_mp4/status/2041901462414881067?s=20

🎞️ shitposts.mp4 🎞️ (@shitposts_mp4)

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FxTwitter · Apr 8, 2026, 3:30 PM

[storm jungle]

i wasnt aware it was this bad ngl

tiktok epidemic 💀

[near wasp]

I still havnt watched

[storm jungle]

Thank you for that

[languid meadow]

"yo it's me Thragg"

[spring cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/thragg-supercut-hard-thragg-he-has-me-invincible-gif-14238247084429664073

[storm jungle]

Trust the process

[languid meadow]

I think he'll be done well

[storm jungle]

I mean

[spring cairn]

imma watch it now

[languid meadow]

I still think his face is a lil pudgy lol

[storm jungle]

if you know whats coming next episode from the comics then uh 💀

[spring cairn]

and like the otrher 10 things i have to watch

[languid meadow]

from his comic version

[storm jungle]

but yeah i was not aware the doomering was this bad

as ever looks like twitter must be culled

[languid meadow]

after every episode that isn't a big fight it's like this

[storm jungle]

😔

[storm jungle]

yeah im glad i mostly avoided this, bleak af

[languid meadow]

once we get to the big shit people will be happy again like they were with conquest

and his cooking show

but that was more horror

[storm jungle]

Yeah i remember pre-conquest episode

EVERYONE was dooming

"oh muh animation"
"oh its gonna suck"
"oh man they are gonna butchre conquest"
"oh man the VA is horrible"

[vagrant fox]

I've no idea what peoples problem with the voice is

[languid meadow]

I love how people said Mark's beard shouldn't look like that and people post Koreans trying to grow beards and it's like

1-1

lmfao

[storm jungle]

Its LITERALLY the same as his voice actor

lmao

WHOS ALSO KOREAN

[vagrant fox]

My only problem, it's not a problem, with Thragg is that he looks sulky all of the time to me

but I find it very mildly funny so w/e

[storm jungle]

yeah its because we've seen him do nothing but sulk rn lol

even before the Viltrum showdown he was kinda silly

[languid meadow]

I mean...

even during the climax he was lmfao

GO MY MINIONS

[storm jungle]

what climax

Tbh thats that 1 panel lol

that entire fight is fucking gnarly

[languid meadow]

still fucking funny

I can't wait for that to be animated

[storm jungle]

whats funny is me also beating you to death with a metal pipe

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-2-vr-but-the-ai-is-self-aware-hl2vrai-gif-8359098424228312920

[storm jungle]

POV: tech jacket

[languid meadow]

lmfao

I love people saying they nerfed TJ

like... that's how they were in the comics as well lmfao

[storm jungle]

ngl the funniest part was the rage over the gender switch imo

it lasted like.... what 3 days?

then EVERYONE moved instantly when they realised comic jacket was already a fucking fraud

[languid meadow]

I saw more people mad that they thought Oliver was gonna be into her

then uh

[storm jungle]

Same, then the lobster shit happened

like

what the fuck is this fandom

[languid meadow]

LOBSTER WIFE CONFIRMED

[vagrant fox]

Most important thing of the episode btw

[near wasp]

I hope lobster wife isn't gonna be real

Omni cheeks

[storm jungle]

Tight-ass

[vagrant fox]

Dude is completely limp, he's ready

[storm jungle]

[languid meadow]

oh yeah the Thaddeus upscale

he was MOVING

[storm jungle]

bro is Socrates from real life lore

https://klipy.com/gifs/nao-ironicamente-nao-ironicamente

[solid horizon]

No way

I hope socrates does not die

[storm jungle]

yeet

[solid horizon]

Socrates will be back in avengers doomsday

[rancid cove]

why do u have a brazilian shitpost

gif

[storm jungle]

why do you ask

[languid meadow]

Turkey is just brazil of the old world

[solid horizon]

Isn't turkey a bird

[storm jungle]

no its a fish

[solid horizon]

Poor mans chicken

[languid meadow]

Kegseth threated the... Pope????

[storm jungle]

Yes?

[languid meadow]

😭 what teh fuck

[storm jungle]

he literally does this all the time

lol

he outright said our capital Ankara is gonna look like Tehran

[languid meadow]

the popes life has been threated air drop the swiss guard into DC

[rancid cove]

curiosity

[vagrant fox]

You can't trust med toilets

what's with the skull it's true

When we went to Barcelona we ended up using the bidet for storing beer

[heady rivet]

I finally convinced my family to let me buy a bidet. Never been so excited for a package in my life

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-toes-lol-gif-25857743

[storm jungle]

Dumbass

[vagrant fox]

dude had to convince his family to let him have a wet ass

[heady rivet]

I also brush my teeth and take showers if you wanna make a swipe at those too btw

[vagrant fox]

Just get a bidet instead of begging 4head

[viral halo]

best purchase ever

I powerwash my asshole every day before leaving the house

[heady rivet]

They were not keen on it because its a 2 bathroom house

[vagrant fox]

Leave them no choice

[heady rivet]

Me and @vagrant fox

[vagrant fox]

I have had a strong desire to learn how to say I'm a white coloured foreigner in Chinese

[heady rivet]

Bet you do, gweilo

[daring creek]

what does gweilo mean

tf man

[storm jungle]

lmao owned

[daring creek]

oh

right

i thinkk

the boys season 5 is out

[vagrant fox]

Actually I'm a yang guizi

[daring creek]

only 2 episodes are out

nice.

[storm jungle]

yeah it just got released iirc

[daring creek]

and needy girl overdose will be getting another episode sometime soon...

[vagrant fox]

I should catch up on The Boys, how far did I get Missus

Recall it for me

[storm jungle]

bro has dementia

💀

[daring creek]

The American Century of Humilation

[vagrant fox]

When I watch tv shows I'm usually drooling and lobotomised

[daring creek]

trve

that kind of feeling made me watch youtube less

[vagrant fox]

Please I'm European, it's more of a century of being snobs

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gaming-def-ai-gif-3507828868060036475

[sacred bluff]

but also wtf

how is it so much

[sacred bluff]

why don't they print more

[vagrant fox]

Do we need to see grimdanks hottest memes of the day

[vagrant fox]

Costs money, ebooks easier and likely sell more

[green loom]

This is the true lore denied us

[green loom]

Depending on where you are it's Millennia of humiliation

[vagrant fox]

I'm not Belgian lucky me

[green loom]

Indeed

[rose thorn]

truth bike

Nuke

[crystal forum]

truth bike

[rose thorn]

TRUTH BIKE

[cerulean trellis]

If angron is the only straight dude among an all gay legion... one can kinda understand his frustration/anger

[viral halo]

Dude has unlimited bussy at his disposal

[rancid cove]

Unlimited bussy but no bussy

[midnight dragon]

The glorious Chinese century is apon us and we should all rejoice as the American empires and its fuckbuddies weakens

[languid meadow]

https://youtu.be/gsJCw-9rcCE?si=11NTNPLyZJeK5S-V

[arctic talon]

Don’t worry the national peoples congress is too busy deciding to invest in LLM AI so they can shoot themselves in the foot when the bubble pops

Much like everyone else in the world rn

[nocturne crest]

So how long until the Steel legion get this with their range refresh.

[arctic talon]

Never because GW doesn’t do subfaction exclusive vehicles for guard

[nocturne crest]

Damn.

[arctic talon]

And also the new vehicle

Already fulfills that things role

Rolewise

[plush mason]

wtf is that

[nocturne crest]

A sherman built to deal with anti-tank mines.

[vagrant fox]

can't wait to have one self obsessed capitalist power replaced with another self obsessed capitalist power

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma985-china-american-century-of-humiliation-chinese-century-gif-7096481836828372770

[midnight dragon]

China and Iran will defeat the epstien empire

For the good of humanity

[daring creek]

are there official 40k audio books

[midnight dragon]

I think?

When I look them up there's usually front page options that look official

[daring creek]

look official*

Where do you ususally get like. good audio books for 40k

like ones for horus rising

[midnight dragon]

🤷‍♂️

[daring creek]

good vas and all that shit

[storm jungle]

what do you mean by "official"

i still dont get it, can you explain

[daring creek]

by gw

[heady rivet]

China doesnt want to do that, is codependent on the USA market, and has 0 interest in anything that benefits anyone but China

[storm jungle]

wdym by gw, theres THOUSANDS

[daring creek]

preferably horus heresy audiobooks made by gw.

[fervent geode]

Every 40K and HH audio book on audible and the BL app

Yeah

[storm jungle]

^

literally all of it is made by GW

[daring creek]

Oh

great

[fervent geode]

[storm jungle]

they outright patent the audiobooks, its their product

i was legit confused 💀

[heady rivet]

I cant do audiobooks, they drive me crazy

I need to read it myself

[midnight dragon]

https://youtube.com/shorts/zQeyoOJ8TyE?si=YcxjKmcWk_HnXul6

[heady rivet]

Short form video reply

[storm jungle]

I tried but it legit puts me to sleep.

Audio Dramas all the way.

[fervent geode]

The one thing Kyme can write lol

[midnight dragon]

Is that any different then sending a 40 second video i downloaded?

[heady rivet]

Use your words I;m sure you can form and communicate your own opinion without help

[heady rivet]

I think my problem with audio-based content is my own inability to focus without adderall

[storm jungle]

same, also theres kinda something more satisfying about reading

i get why people love audiobooks its just not for me lol

[heady rivet]

Like those "I fall asleep to youtube videos" are PSYCHOS to me

[daring creek]

I mean I personally think you can you just need to remove other distractions or do a brain dead activity like sm2

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[heady rivet]

If I had a sort of monotonous occupation or something I could see it but

[daring creek]

I fell asleep to jerma

last night

[heady rivet]

You are an enemy of Christ.

[storm jungle]

Couldnt be me....

[heady rivet]

Dont sleep with Tyrant, weirdo

We didnt make him for that

[celest cedar]

I mean

[storm jungle]

too late Umbrella sympathiser

[celest cedar]

I just put an asmr or a random lore video and go to sleep 💀

[heady rivet]

Anything more than my fan and my hound and I will not catch a wink

[storm jungle]

same

i cant sleep without noise lol

something Red Dead 2 storm ambience works too

[daring creek]

I got used to it kinda

[heady rivet]

I sleep next to the window and the weather gets horrible here during spring so I just live this

[heady rivet]

Noise or lack of?

[daring creek]

I used to sleep with like

noise

because like

mental illness being too loud

then I stopped doing that

I try to get lost in whatever thoughts I have

[heady rivet]

My mom falls asleep with the light on, which is completely crazy to me

[daring creek]

like balatro

[heady rivet]

And she doesnt like when I turn the light off when she's about to sleep

Only when she is asleep

[daring creek]

my mom falls asleep with youtube shorts on

:(

[heady rivet]

Is your mom a 4 year old with neglectful milennial parents

[daring creek]

She behaves like a toddler

I treat her like my sister

[celest cedar]

I used to know someone that do this but with tiktok

[daring creek]

same shit

[heady rivet]

https://www.idrlabs.com/villain/test.php

[celest cedar]

aaah

Israel has been bombing Lebanon again

unsurprising

[opaque coyote]

I am apparently the most like Adolf Hitler

Great

Welp time to get into art school

...

What do you mean I got rejected

Dammit guess I'll get into politics instead...

[rose thorn]

I decided to not cause problems and spread misinformation

[midnight dragon]

America is not the totality of the world, if the United States wants to go the way of shutting itself out of the Chinese market then it can, you may say "but China will lose the US market" ok then? There's everyone else in the world that exist, China can survive economically without the help of the united states. China does 85% of its trade with the rest of the world, China is deeply integrated globally, making up 11.6% of all world exports. Chinas trade with the US is only 15%, while that would hurt China if it was loss, it wouldn’t cripple or collapse its economy. China has already shown it can offset losses by trading more with the rest of the world.

https://share.google/sju8rgH3Ytlkb1O3k

I replied with that video because it basically explained what I already said here, but besides that, why do you gotta be so antagonistic against me? You don't know anything about me to be acting like this

[heady rivet]

I was Saddam Hussein

[heady rivet]

That was 15 minutes ago we moved on quit yo yappin, crackkka 🗣️

[rose thorn]

I sleep to The Bazaar play throughs

https://youtu.be/bLQz_tCJDoM?si=XEJK9Vewj9t33sBy

Like this

[jade holly]

A classic

[opaque coyote]

https://x.com/i/status/2042041145274868196

Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 (@jacksonhinklle)

🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING: Eligible young men will automatically be registered for U.S. military draft starting December 2026 — Military Times

X · Apr 9, 2026, 12:45 AM

[jade holly]

Good thing I’m a physically unfit fatass

[opaque coyote]

I am not dying for fucking Epstein Island 2

[heady rivet]

I will say this has been in the works since the Biden admin

[jade holly]

I do remember hearing murmurs of it back then

[opaque coyote]

It was streamlining the process if I remember correctly

[heady rivet]

Its a simplification of the beauracracy

[jade holly]

Stuff like this is hardly done on such a quick thing

[opaque coyote]

But also this

During a fight against Iran

[jade holly]

Frankly a lot of the stuff any admin does is probably already in motion since the previous one

[midnight dragon]

Is this a late April fools joke?

[jade holly]

Congress literally does everything at a snail’s pace

[opaque coyote]

During the USA wanting to separate from NATO

During their obvious thirsting of Greenland

Real nice timing

[heady rivet]

Well you see, if NATO is strong then Israel cant push around its members

[civic gale]

so every chapter has p much every "type" of marine right?

[jade holly]

Wdym by type?

exactly

[midnight dragon]

No like actually is this deadass??

[opaque coyote]

Yup

[heady rivet]

If they dont the odds are they're dead as fuck lmao

[civic gale]

intrecessors be them asssault, heavy, jumpack, eliminators, reivers, techmarines and bladeguards (yes i am asking due to sm2

[jade holly]

Usually every legion has those types of squads but they often also specialize

Dark Angels have the Wings, Deathwing, Ravenwing, Greenwing(?)

[civic gale]

i lowkey made every single one of my marines into raven guard

[jade holly]

Deathwing are terminators specifically

[jade holly]

Well Raven Guard is a legion not a type of marine

[civic gale]

yeh i know

[opaque coyote]

This is completely real

And unfortunately not a joke

[civic gale]

bassicly all my classes have something from the ravenguard

bladeguard and tactical intercessor as an example

[jade holly]

Bonus points for the Beakies

[opaque coyote]

And yet we don't have automatic voter registration

[midnight dragon]

Oh wait trans ppl don't have to register right?

[opaque coyote]

Banned

From the military yes

[civic gale]

reiver and eliminator dont allow such customization but

[civic gale]

welp time to become trans (i jest as i dont even live in the US

[midnight dragon]

I got an idea.

[jade holly]

It is so weird not seeing a cloak on the Eliminator

[opaque coyote]

Luckily I likely wouldn't be drafted

[civic gale]

oh it is there

[opaque coyote]

Because I have a good amount of mental illnesses.

[jade holly]

I’m too physically unfit

[civic gale]

just not like you think

[opaque coyote]

Same

[jade holly]

and I would NOT trust myself on the battlefield cause I am one stressed and anxious individual

[midnight dragon]

Baki fan being mentally ill?

[civic gale]

yes that bunch of feathers can make you completly invisible to everything apperantly

[opaque coyote]

Although tbf men in-between 18-25 are already registered

If you want things like

A state id

[jade holly]

Wait we have to register for the draft right?

When we turn 18?

[opaque coyote]

Also Iran shut down the strait

Due to ceasefire negotiations going uh south

Didn't even last the two weeks

It lasted 12 hours

[jade holly]

Lemme guess, Israel?

[opaque coyote]

Yup

[jade holly]

How many times has Trump negotiated a ceasefire that Israel immediately fucked over?

[opaque coyote]

Fun fact.

There was actually once a time where Israel had a left wing prime minister that wanted peace

A far right Israeli ultra nationalist shot him

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_of_Yitzhak_Rabin

And also the Pentagon threatened the Pope

Today has been crazy

[celest cedar]

https://www.militarytimes.com/news/your-military/2026/04/08/automatic-registration-for-us-military-draft-eligible-men-to-begin-in-december/ you are dying for israel and you will like it

[opaque coyote]

Canada sounds real nice as a place rn

Also

https://www.ksbw.com/article/bondi-house-oversight-epstein-deposition-doj/70965027

That is literally

Not how that works

[surreal nest]

Honestly doesnt mean much

We will never ever have a draft again after Vietnam

[opaque coyote]

Yeah it's already law to be selective drafting

[opaque coyote]

But also a lot of things that would've never happened

Happened

Don't discount the possibility

[surreal nest]

Thats true but it would just be so outrageously unpopular i think Americans would finally do something

[heady rivet]

This is considered peaceful by Israeli standards

[opaque coyote]

Yup

He got criticized for wanting to end the war

[opaque coyote]

Most likely for pragmatic reasons given

That

But he was called a heretic

It's worth noting that the big Yahu was especially uh

Aggressive at calling him a heretical and anti-jewish individual

[nocturne crest]

Polymarket is betting Trump will be impeached before the end of the year.

[crystal forum]

note that this doesn't mean the draft is being instated

in the US, everybody of a certain age is supposed to be on that draft list

though it is fucking dumb that they can automate that process but not the countless other things actually necessary like voter eligibility

[heady rivet]

https://youtu.be/KoqsXW_-Dmg

[outer wave]

Knowing Polymarket, they're either gonna have it turn around the popular opinion at the last moment or prevent people from taking their money out

[jade holly]

Imo they should streamline the registration stuff, during draft registration make em able to register to vote too

[crystal forum]

the problem is that lawmakers dont want it to make sense

[jade holly]

We love building up from a rocky foundation

[crystal forum]

voter suppression is a real thing in the US

the whole idea of having so many steps to go through just to do a simple vote is on purpose

an actual democracy would have national voter registration instead of leaving it up to the states, then making it a federal holiday during voting sessions

hell even a half day holiday or some shit

[nocturne crest]

Probably. The fact that Alex Jones has called for Trump to step down is something I didn't expect.

[crystal forum]

personally i dont think mandatory voting would be super effective but it would be pretty fun too

[opaque coyote]

Nah nah you see

We need to streamline obtaining cannon fodder

Pfft voting?

That would get in the way of our gerrymandering and suppression!

[arctic talon]

I think I know what the final couple AoS campaign books are gona be

[crystal forum]

what an odd fact that lower voter turnouts are more common in red states

i wonder why

honestly it should be a national disgrace for any country to have below 80% voter turnout

[nocturne crest]

I got a funny idea for imperial guard book. It's about a bomb disposal squad on Armageddon.

Imagine having to clean up old ork explosives, only for to do it again in the same area.

[crystal forum]

god i hate the only big war thunder server

who tf thinks it's a good idea to have a single channel for both general and the actual game the server is supposed to be about

[celest cedar]

Trump wants the country in a perpetual state of war so he can maintain control over it

the man's insane

[crystal forum]

this specific issue isn't a trump thing. it's way bigger than that

can't give him credit for all the bullshit done in the US

[celest cedar]

he's certainly making things worse

and anything the US does, unfortunately trickles down to everyone else in the globe

[crystal forum]

i do want him to try to instate the draft because that would legit start a small civil war

would be very funny

dumbass americans think their actions dont have consequences until they see the government man coming to their door to demand they go die for big yahu

[valid needle]

Tel aviv impressed

You will fight and die for tel aviv and you will like it

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1489667906068287508/Palatine_Impressed.gif

[languid meadow]

I'd kill for a 40 hour min wage job atm

better than nothing

[crystal forum]

only 40 hours per week?
in this economy?

[opaque coyote]

How TF is he a 4th year in community?

Does that imply he failed that much

Or

[valid needle]

Courses in my country can go up to 5 years depending on how advanced they are.

[heady rivet]

Me when I pull up to the club

[winged laurel]

Wired question and it’s probably been asked a lot. But could the emperor theoretically form a spiritual body of himself when he supports certain marines ?

[crystal forum]

new york highways are pretty good when it comes to potholes unironically

probably because that state has more state troopers than drivers

[winged laurel]

Vs lending a marine some of his power

[crystal forum]

and their tickets are ridiculously expensive

[mossy peak]

does ultramar still have 500 worlds

[fervent geode]

Less now

[opaque coyote]

||https://youtu.be/YkiV0UHnoYs?si=KzT-s0YyWj4Utc2B||

Boys S5 Episode 2

[heady rivet]

No, hence why the 500 worlds campaign is being launched. After the heresy, Ultramar was shrunk to only a few systems. Guilliman wants to reconquer and refurbish the former worlds of the 500

[opaque coyote]

All I can say is

Since this is in the trailer for S5

[fervent geode]

I think if they reclaimed it now it would probably still amount to less

[opaque coyote]

Soldier Boy: "Did you fuck me?"

Homelander: "What??"

[fervent geode]

They’ve lost the scourge stars after all

[opaque coyote]

I fucking love Antony's face

The

Sheer amount of confusion is beautiful

[celest cedar]

brainrot

[unique bronze]

cute

tho fuck apollo

[ornate estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/archer-phrasing-gif-25791366

[daring creek]

Still a thing

still gets clicks

[solid horizon]

@native spade these goobers are just so bothersome to paint (sorry I dont have more recent photos)

one day, one day I will complete painting them and their gun

[native spade]

Iron Warrior necrons are based

Keep it up man, cool stuff

[solid horizon]

blob o crons

[native spade]

I also play Iron Warriors myself

I literally started drawing the hazard stripes wirh a pencil

Saves me so much time btw

[solid horizon]

I only ever show up with these guys for apocalypse games

[native spade]

Then i dab teeny yellow dots over it

To sell the chip effect

[native spade]

Havent played one in so long man

[solid horizon]

I got my crons back in 4-5th edition and haven't played them in standalone army since

last time I played them again was during a huge apocalypse game

I was able to use the 100+ blob rule

[native spade]

Nice

[solid horizon]

and they were terrifying for the enemies

[native spade]

How many dice did you roll?

Tbh, as a guard player. That shit should be obvious to me

💀

[solid horizon]

when they got in 12 inch range, 140 attacks (some could not see) on a single space marines uniit

needless to say it was vaporised into thin air

[native spade]

At that point just remove the unit

[daring creek]

Hell fuckin yeaaaaahhhh

[solid horizon]

they served more as a wall than anything

[native spade]

The last apocalypse game i played was last year

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-necron-disintegration-gif-3978002460787846575

[solid horizon]

they were protecting a warhound titan from potential charge

[native spade]

The thing is, i dont have 5k worth of Guard

[solid horizon]

this frontline was so fortified not even perturabo could take it

[native spade]

So, it was me and my wife putting together our forces into a single army

• a baneblade

[solid horizon]

if we had more time to play, enemies would have withdrawn from it

the death fortification of doom

[native spade]

There was like 60 steel legionnaries and 130+ Kriegers on the board

12 leman russses

A beenblehd

[daring creek]

Holy fuck

[solid horizon]

epic

[native spade]

And god knew how many artillery

[daring creek]

130 kriegers uh.

How much is one krieg mini like....you dont mean 130 individual minis right

[solid horizon]

loyalists had kriegers as well but they were hidden for all the game

[native spade]

We buy 3rd party

I aint paying GW prices for the guard

[daring creek]

Okay great

God this looks fun as hell

[solid horizon]

mega blob of death

[native spade]

She plays foot guard, i play mech guard

[daring creek]

But looks so tedious to play a single game

Painting all those minis...

[native spade]

Our game took us 6.5 hours

[solid horizon]

it takes a loooooooot of planning

[native spade]

And we were 2 people mind you

[solid horizon]

we were able to only do one turn and a half over two days

[native spade]

Our opponent was a single guy

[solid horizon]

(we were 11)

[native spade]

I have a dice rolling app

[daring creek]

I think ill stick to tts whenever i get into tabletop

[native spade]

Saves me so much fucking time

[solid horizon]

not even all of the used minis were on the table

(missing ynnari army)

[native spade]

Jesus

What was the points you guys played at

10k?

[solid horizon]

20k vs 20k

[native spade]

Yeah

[solid horizon]

I had the second weakest force (2450), the weakest being 5 night lords

[native spade]

No wonder we got it done in 6.5

Since it was a 5k game

[solid horizon]

only game ever where I performed well

I ran a decimator into enemy lines and it absorbed and dodged all enemy firepower

after they used every single unit in the area to take it down, it was killed by st. katherine and blew up killing everyone around

I wish to replicate such a performance in the future

the daemon engine literally gave nightmares to the SoB player, who had a dream about failed save checks due to AP

chaos logistics was a hot mess in our deployment zone though

[native spade]

Our battle involved 5k Orks (This guy played a GREEN TIDE BTW)

[solid horizon]

worst traffic than new york

[native spade]

With like 3 Gargantuan Squiggoths

4 Gorknauts

A bunch of mobs

2 stompas

[solid horizon]

the night lord player was given ork slaves

[native spade]

We just said that we were LARPing the battle for Helsreach

Given i played ASL myself

[daring creek]

I mean its moving atleast right?

If its moving it can't be worse

[solid horizon]

they didnt move no

[daring creek]

Well shit

[solid horizon]

it caused major infrastructure issues in our deployment zone

[native spade]

These people go and tell me to paint krieg as ASL btw

When their whole faction is literally the same minis in diffrent power rangers colors

[solid horizon]

why is there blood angels in there

nvm they vamps

not really a chapter tho

[rancid cove]

The only correct one is BA everyone else on that image are losers

[celest dome]

Neither are Space Wolfs

[rose thorn]

They are Non Codex Compliant chapters yet still chapters

[rancid cove]

The entirety of 40k btw

The only difference between the krieg and steel legion is name and color of their shirt

[native spade]

Literally no. Go and enjoy your 75th Ultramarine character of the month, kindly

[solid horizon]

SM chapters/legions are like

pick your pawn color

[shadow plover]

The difference is that Kreig only cosplay as the nazi forces where as Steel Legion really are the true nazi faction

[solid horizon]

the end

[heady rivet]

They dont even cosplay Nazis! They're WW1!

[shadow plover]

hush

[native spade]

And the Tau are communists? Right?

[shadow plover]

No

Almost zero correlation there

[celest dome]

Imperium is closer to Communist

Eldar are close to Commune

Which isn't communist but often are conflated

[solid horizon]

wrong

necrons are true communists

so are tyranids

[native spade]

Ik

i am just busting your balls

[solid horizon]

you are what

[native spade]

Its an euphemism for teasing someone

[solid horizon]

[celest cedar]

wow

[solid horizon]

if this is an euphemism I dont wanna know what the hyperbole is

[storm jungle]

Lmao this reaction

[native spade]

Hydraulic pressing his nuts?

[storm jungle]

"busting balls" is literally the most common thing i hear, i wasnt aware there were people that never heard of it lol

[solid horizon]

in my language, we have an expression that ressembles busting balls but it means absolutely pissing off someone

[solid horizon]

crusing your testies abaddon with cadia style

me with your balls

[native spade]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-memoji-gif-23490017

[storm jungle]

Why stick to 1 ball when we can do 2 balls

[native spade]

We have a similar thing that literally means passing someone balls (As in handing them over a pair of balls)

[solid horizon]

the saying goes that hitler only had one ball

[native spade]

Which means somewhere along the lines of Taking the piss on someone

[heady rivet]

Me earning that PS5

[storm jungle]

get to work on those balls

[native spade]

If my sugarmommy told me i'd get a box set, i'd let her stomp my nuts too

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-marvel-small-price-pay-for-salvation-gif-14748250

[heady rivet]

There's no sugar mommy where we're going, sport

[solid horizon]

where we're going we don't need sugar mommies to pay

[native spade]

Allright, splay them out

Let me get me old mallet

[civic gale]

i want a sugar mommy just to tell me everything will be oke

[native spade]

Risky post

But a TRVKE nonetheless

[heady rivet]

Again, I think you guys massively overestimate the amount of women interested in being in that role for that dynamic. Accept its gonna be a man

[rancid cove]

The worst part of wanting to make an upgraded version of my OC is that now I don't know how I want her helmet to look like

Unsure of the mark and how its gonna be unique

[solid horizon]

test different helmets

[civic gale]

true

[solid horizon]

I was very skeptical of the mark III helmet for my warpsmith at first

he nearly had a skitarii ranger head instead

good thing I did not do that

[civic gale]

may i suggest MkVI aka the beak one?

[rancid cove]

I'm looking at both fan and official art for chaos marines and will prob take a look at minis to see if I can get some inspiration
I'm split between mk3 and mk7

[rancid cove]

As much as I really like the mk6 im unsure if ill use it on her

[civic gale]

understandable

[solid horizon]

MKIII is very synonymous for world eaters and iron warriors in chaos

[rancid cove]

I think it could look silly since she has a pretty bulky look-despite being the fastest and best melee fighter of the warband

[civic gale]

also apperantly gamesups no long keeps you only awake but can also make you asleep?

[rancid cove]

Yeah but it's just up there as one of my favorites looking helms

[solid horizon]

.

you can take some and add them wings or horns idk

[civic gale]

so apperantly this is a meme homebrew?

thats funky

[solid horizon]

old CSM head options were pretty epic, I remember these

[rancid cove]

Top middle one is interesting
Might be the pick but without the giant ass horns

[solid horizon]

skull helmet my beloved

literally my pfp

[civic gale]

horns fuck it up ngl

[rancid cove]

This one is also cool, maybe if the top part was more shaped like the mk3

[solid horizon]

just say you want a khorne berserker helmet lmao

[civic gale]

those do be kinda cool

big ass bunny ears

[rancid cove]

Eh i just dont like the rabbit like ears they have

Look stupid

[civic gale]

i love em

[solid horizon]

I used to love the bald helmet lmao

I very distinctly remember my black legion custom lord having this one

15 years ago 👴🏻

[rancid cove]

Smooth head

https://tenor.com/view/likeyocut-likeyocutg-likeyo-likeyou-likeyour-gif-18706516

[solid horizon]

aerodynamic™

[rancid cove]

I like them but not something id use on me oc

[civic gale]

you have dishonered me for saying you do not like the bunny ears portuguese speaking brother, you will pay for your sins (jk

[civic gale]

indeed

[nocturne crest]

So odd question, but do you think the imperium would pull something like this, but it would the imperial eagle?

[solid horizon]

u can also look at medieval chaos helmets

[solid horizon]

this is the closest you'll get to a MkIII with horns

lookin ahh

[native spade]

Say what you wanna, it deflects them sword blows

And doesnt snag on doorways

[solid horizon]

I mentionned it being one of my favorite chaos helms

me likey simple helmets

bonus points if it looks like an unrealistic skull

[native spade]

I am a simple man

I see MK7, i like

The grill is forever the Astartes helmet for me

[rancid cove]

Just out of curiosity- is there any mention of retractable lightning claws in canon lore?

[solid horizon]

I dont think so

most power claws act as gloves

[native spade]

No, bur there was one that could fold back

[fervent geode]

Yeah most of them get stuck on

[native spade]

Over the gauntlet

IF my memory serves me correctly

[solid horizon]

space wolves had that wolverine gimmick claws

[native spade]

Thank you

[fervent geode]

NL claws don’t is what I can tell you

[solid horizon]

retractable claws would take a lot of space for nothing

[proven needle]

Retractable claws are necessary so they can pet their pup wolves without killing them.

[native spade]

Or scratch their nuts

Without taking a leg off

[native spade]

😭

[native spade]

"And that is how Brother Harald one-nut earned his monicker"

[summer mural]

ok

Invincible is going so damn hard

[storm jungle]

just wait for next week

[summer mural]

ITS SO GOOOD

[storm jungle]

ill never stop glazing the upcoming showdown 💀

[rose thorn]

My bet on 11th editions foot hero release for CSM will be a chaos apothecary

[summer mural]

Dont tell me, Il tell you when ive seen it

but that last ep

[storm jungle]

lmao trust me, you will

[summer mural]

old man anime build

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[summer mural]

Where is the Betrayer?!
HERE!

[storm jungle]

YEET

bro was not ready for Socrates Prime

also everyone trashing Thragg online my goat

😭

[summer mural]

well

he was protecting that thing like its his microwave

[storm jungle]

Again. You guys dont know.

You will soon.

[summer mural]

tbh

Im not done with nolan yet

Im ready for more Nolan hype

especially when he starts getting all mean and viltrumitey, like back when

"Lucan was weak. Now he's dead."

[storm jungle]

Wait and see

https://klipy.com/gifs/devious-evil-cat

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-what-wut-crazy-gif-1680519747041896114

[heady rivet]

Invincible fans when the hairy man punches the other hairy man

[rose thorn]

FRRRR

The only living character left I like is Oliver so I hasn’t seen the new season yet

[summer mural]

viltrumites talk like super serious psychopaths, its hilarious and entertaining

[rose thorn]

I can’t believe conquest is a proshipper

[summer mural]

The Virus has killed 80% of us.
It will only make us stronger!

[vagrant fox]

Yes it's like gachimuchi but a bit more hairy

[summer mural]

the dad bods are a real thing

some of them have like...beer guts

[heady rivet]

Sadly its not like gachimuchi enough

[limpid granite]

https://klipy.com/gifs/invincible-devdatta

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-rambo-gachi-steve-rambo-catalina-gif-23555087

Can they do THIS?

[storm jungle]

hell yeah

[vagrant fox]

yes

https://klipy.com/gifs/diadiabogdan-gaci-1

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/omni-man-omniman

[vagrant fox]

one of those freakin uh

viltrumites

right there

[heady rivet]

https://youtu.be/glILeCShnps

[vagrant fox]

I want you to know I'm judging you

[heady rivet]

Why

[spring cairn]

entire specie of men with mustaches is deeply evil

what did they mean by this

[heady rivet]

Facial hair is evil, duh

I hate beards. Its like someone woke up and was like "I wish I looked uglier"

[storm jungle]

🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷

[storm jungle]

bro Lucan tho

"Now YOU are toast!"

bro has no idea what that even means

🥀

[crystal forum]

the face the black viltrumite makes when his buddy gets a hole zapped in his chest

so fucking funny

[storm jungle]

bro he knew he was cooked

literally

lmao

"Aight im out cya"

[summer mural]

lucans just lost a bunch

but mans got that belly tankiness

he refuses to die

[storm jungle]

I DO really like how much some of them have strongman builds lol

[limpid granite]

He has a strongman build lole

[summer mural]

I think the first time he showed up Nolan impaled him with an icicle through the gut

[storm jungle]

bro's guts about to bust

[heady rivet]

https://fixvx.com/ThorLawyer/status/2042019439390892162

THE MORTAL THOR LAWYER (@ThorLawyer)

this man looks like a bara artists wet dream.

QRT: suddenxfear
hercules (1983)

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[storm jungle]

yeah me

[storm jungle]

also yeah

he then spinecrack-kicks nolan

[crystal forum]

WHAT THE FUCK

[storm jungle]

while holding his guts in his skirt

[storm jungle]

okay this is good

but its hard to beat uh

[spring cairn]

powerlifter physique

[storm jungle]

omniman's 1000 yard stare in the same episode

[heady rivet]

Based!

[storm jungle]

when uhhhh

Oliver says the lobster thing

[limpid granite]

LOBTER

[storm jungle]

🦞