40k-lore-chat

[rocky gale]

Like everyone has their job and they do it, the manager is just there to waste your time telling you to do your job, which if they weren't standing there telling me to do it, I would have already done.

[languid meadow]

both are ideologies of teenagers who don't wanna do homework

[misty vector]

Most laughable are the ancaps

[solid horizon]

I will be communist exclusively with GW

[midnight dragon]

I ask for your hand in marriage

[languid meadow]

I don't care for a ideology that would see me and my friends killed because they don't want the gov to tell not to dump their shit in the river

[solid horizon]

[midnight dragon]

[heady rivet]

Anarchists are a tragic belief because they were unmade in all serious discussions by one tweet...

[valid needle]

I don’t care for any government much

[heady rivet]

Is this that pornocracy Dilara meant

[rancid cove]

Indeed

[storm jungle]

its the n-wordcracy

[solid horizon]

Dilarocracy

this is the current state of this server

[midnight dragon]

Anarchist can't read the tweet because they still need to sound out the words they spell out

[sharp pollen]

Agarthacracy

[languid meadow]

A lot of governments are bad but we should focus on improving them instead of giving up

[storm jungle]

No authoritarianism until i ban a racist and then all his pals get mad and call for my head

[languid meadow]

legit the only reason most of us are alive is because these systems exist

[solid horizon]

I didnt say it was authoritatian

where'd you get that

[languid meadow]

I would literally die within 10 years if the government didn't exist

[midnight dragon]

Warden is the mod role?

[languid meadow]

cold hands nad auto corrrect make me FAILURE

[storm jungle]

yes

[rocky gale]

"Give it to the president" Cooper you....

https://klipy.com/gifs/higuruma-oh-my-god-bruh

[heady rivet]

I kinda like when governments say "You cannot legally make children work in limb-crushing factories" tbh this might be kind of a hot take

[solid horizon]

no, it just makes you sensible to sound and gives you a lot of HP

[rocky gale]

Warden? the guy from Deadlock?

[languid meadow]

we literally have the privilege to say these things because the gov exists, we're factually better off with a system in place.

[sharp pollen]

dilara is deadlock

[valid needle]

But don’t forget it was the same governments who 100 years ago allowed children to be forced into workhouses.

[arctic talon]

me when the government changes overtime

[heady rivet]

Down with the oppresive system

[flat nimbus]

if only we could just put an enlightened monarch on a magic chair

[solid horizon]

best bread cutter

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/joey-joey-tribbiani-4

[heady rivet]

I've been writing in William Jennings Bryan for every single vote of my entire adult life.

[midnight dragon]

Wouldn't independent communes have the ability to decide their own local law including freedom of speech laws?

[heady rivet]

MANKIND WILL NOT BE CRUCIFIED ON A CROSS OF GOLD

[solid horizon]

why did you rename yourself to an incredibly inconsiderable and cruel person

do you want your head chopped off as well ?

[storm jungle]

"independant communes"

i got bad news

[languid meadow]

I'm talking about education, food systems, infrastructure

[storm jungle]

normal govs already do that

lol

[languid meadow]

fucking MEDICAL SUPPLIES

[heady rivet]

I have just been informed that I, Maximilien Robespierre, am being sentenced to death

[solid horizon]

good riddance

[languid meadow]

again the one point the people who advocate for this stuff just ignore is that people with chronic health problems would fucking DIE

[heady rivet]

Specifically for this bit

[midnight dragon]

Why is the answer to my question "well this current thing already does that" and not an answer to my question on how a particular system works?

[storm jungle]

Because im bored and i dont care

chinese ponies will be terminated

[valid needle]

How so? Genuine question.

[storm jungle]

wdym how so

THEY WOULDNT HAVE ACCESS TO THEM lmao

[sharp pollen]

"chinese ponies" i imagined wtf

[solid horizon]

because dilara is a bourgeois and already profits from a comfortable financial situation and doesn't care about your concerns

[languid meadow]

the government here literally forces med companies to make meds affordable

I've seen the prices my meds are in the US

it's fucking 2000 a month

here?

60

[valid needle]

I see

[languid meadow]

without the gov I would be dead in 10 years

[solid horizon]

skill issue

[heady rivet]

The American healthcare industry would literally sell you into slavery forever if they were allowed for a single flu shot

[valid needle]

I’m not sure how the NHS would do without the government. Most likely go private now you mention it.

[languid meadow]

It's not that governments are bad it's just the american gov and corporations are

it's that shrimple

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-2-vr-but-the-ai-is-self-aware-hl2vrai-gif-8359098424228312920

[storm jungle]

Wdym want me to do, not work and starve instead? lol

dipshit mindset

[rocky gale]

It's ironic, 100 years ago the UK government had to literally fight doctors and force them into the NHS, now NHS doctors are fighting the government to try and keep it alive

[solid horizon]

yes

[storm jungle]

no

[solid horizon]

starve yourself, NOW

[heady rivet]

Ever since you posted this all I can imagine is this functional on a Van Saar suit

[spring cairn]

most ppl have no idea how hard governments hold corpos back in most countries

[heady rivet]

Much to the chagrin of so many corporations

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/холодильник-speech-bubble-gif-25663959

[spring cairn]

the EU here also does a lot of heavy lifting when it comes to that

[midnight dragon]

Yeah but anarchist systems don’t mean isolated communes. They usually form federations or confederacies where communities coordinate things like food distribution, infrastructure, and education collectively without a centralized state, im no expert on anarchist theory but if every community haad to produce their own food locally to survive i doubt that the people who believe in it would genuinely want that if they didn't have an answer

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/nic-cage-nicolas-cage-nicholas-cage-nick-cage-nickolas-cage-gif-25858672

[midnight dragon]

Is dilara actually bourgeoisie or are you slandering her

[solid horizon]

idk

judging on how petty she behaves I'd say yes

[storm jungle]

why the fuck do you numbskulls say "bourgeoisie", just say middle-class lol

[midnight dragon]

Oh yeah she's definitely bourgeoisie

[storm jungle]

burgerrose....

[celest dome]

Tbf, bourgeois is higher than middle-class

[heady rivet]

She really truly is. She beats me with a chain when my rent is late (59 months behind) and she owns 7 Orphan factories

[solid horizon]

boorjwa

[storm jungle]

you were literally directing slaves an hour ago...

[storm jungle]

borgia

[languid meadow]

but isn't this just reinventing a nation?? a bunch of communities working together for the needs of the many which isn't anarchism

[celest dome]

(As in factories making orphans)

[heady rivet]

Aw yeah, I was crazy back then...

[solid horizon]

no it's actually pronounced boorjwa

[storm jungle]

its pronounced as burgermart

[languid meadow]

we cannot have the benefits of modern society that we all enjoy in anarchism

[storm jungle]

The zoomer brainrot of

Anyone says anything argumentative
"Ragebait"

hope we move on from this era soon

[rocky gale]

Me when I have to form Caesars Legion irl because I was bored

[storm jungle]

[solid horizon]

I believe jamaican patois spells it boushwah

[storm jungle]

bushwash

[celest dome]

It will only be for an even worse era

[heady rivet]

Pickme final boss

[midnight dragon]

How is that not anarchism

[celest dome]

Anarchism is meaningless.

[heady rivet]

Gen Alpha wont be able to have a conversation without pulling out an ipad and typing into chatgpt "What do I say now"

[celest dome]

Like it has no end goal.

[solid horizon]

bro thinks life is HOI4 gameplay

[rocky gale]

See Dilara supports me, she gets to be my Legate and wear the cool helmet, everyone else gets the hockey pads

[heady rivet]

If I talked to any of my numerous bastard children I'd have them on legos and War & Peace 🗣️

[celest dome]

Punk was the last contestary movement that had meanings

[languid meadow]

because stateless societies don't really exist with complex modern stuff

[heady rivet]

Can I be the guy that nails people to crosses

[midnight dragon]

Because it is, were not talking about the French version of the word but you're telling us to use it like that, you're essentially saying "refer to people that own the means of production as middle class" who are also more often then not workers

[storm jungle]

bro is NOT Sexx Luthor

[solid horizon]

not really

[celest dome]

Stateless societies just mean "Might make right"

[storm jungle]

No im just saying speak like a normal person lol

[heady rivet]

That is not his name.

[storm jungle]

I got bad news

[solid horizon]

unfortunately corporations have grown defense mechanisms against such kind of movements

[heady rivet]

Post employment status

[storm jungle]

https://youtu.be/_czH0iA1dDk

[languid meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1489299719678201856/ezgif-3367b2b92d12b0c8.gif

[storm jungle]

(song is legit good btw)

[languid meadow]

anyways

[valid needle]

https://tenor.com/view/sigmaknight-gif-13774233382108981213

[languid meadow]

my point being is that these systems maybe could've worked in the past

but now they can't really

[heady rivet]

Seth Green whatever his name is does not count as canon to the DC universe

[languid meadow]

(if we ignore people with chronic health issuesssss)

[storm jungle]

its too late azumgi

[rocky gale]

You can be Legionary Fantastic

[heady rivet]

People just died back then

[solid horizon]

dilara trying not to rush to her video reaction folder because she runs out of arguments challenge (impossible)

[celest dome]

Dilara never called me Azumgi

[storm jungle]

More like "Dilara doesnt give a shit"

[midnight dragon]

Wdym exactly

[storm jungle]

i live in this guy's head rent free i swear

[solid horizon]

do you really think im serious 💀

[storm jungle]

you literally are obsessed with chaos androids

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/the-terror-francis-crozier-head-in-hands-distressed-at-my-limit-gif-10277823548118801621

[storm jungle]

i feel like you got some lobes missing as is

[rocky gale]

Put that theoretical degree to work my good fellow

[solid horizon]

im not taking anything from a soprano and helldiver fan

[storm jungle]

okay warhammer fan

[languid meadow]

because you need to cooperation of others to get them working, if you then work with other communities to do so and all coordinate you're just making a nation state !!!

[heady rivet]

I nailed myself to the cross on accident and the slave wont help me down they just laugh at me. What now boss? 🫡

[languid meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/277500347516321792/1371480590284750948/1x.webp

[solid horizon]

🫂

[storm jungle]

🫂🗡️

[languid meadow]

anyway the problem with society isn't the government

[rocky gale]

Legate go kill that guy

[languid meadow]

once again

[heady rivet]

[languid meadow]

it's corporations

[heady rivet]

I cant get off the cross to do that boss

[languid meadow]

le cancer

[solid horizon]

🫂🛡️ 🗡️

[heady rivet]

RAAAAAH I NEED TO SMOKE

[storm jungle]

[heady rivet]

[solid horizon]

quebec moment

[vagrant fox]

a woman spits in your mouth and you don't say thank you, for shame

[heady rivet]

I must have missed that part I was too busy nailing myself to the cross can we rewind

[spring cairn]

this is true

[surreal nest]

no that can still be anarchy, you can still have a community and system with anarchy. too broad of a word that makes it sound stupid but functionally its only possible with smaller communities anyways

[valid needle]

When the lion spits on you you say “Thank You King”

[queen laurel]

Look I'm up for robotic terrorism anyone up for that

[languid meadow]

unserious ideology

[heady rivet]

I hate being the small dog

[solid horizon]

[languid meadow]

I still refuse to give it the light of day since it would kill me and my friends

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/among-us-kill-3

[solid horizon]

on what side

[languid meadow]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/GtmObRra0AAjfph.gif

[spring cairn]

do u guys have like gross pictures of people's diseased lungs and fucked up throats on cigarette packs too ?

[surreal nest]

the government is sooner to kill everybody but yknow

[storm jungle]

yeah we do

deserved imo

[queen laurel]

robots it's not robotic terrorism if it's not robots it would just be organic terrorism then

[storm jungle]

people who smoke are dumbasses

[valid needle]

Yes

[queen laurel]

oh yeah

[languid meadow]

like sorry im not for the "fuck all people with health issues and minorities" ideology because you want to dump your waste in my water

[heady rivet]

I like that post that builds a body with the legs and arm pictures and organs in the middle like the yugioh card

[spring cairn]

i hate smokje

[languid meadow]

YOUR government

not mine

[spring cairn]

except the silly smokje

[storm jungle]

i watched it kill like 2 of my relatives so i can relate lol

[languid meadow]

Usonians

istg

piss meoff

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/pirates-of-the-carribean-davy-jones-death-dies-fall-gif-4069893415796322342

[spring cairn]

same

[storm jungle]

"Oh ill stop soon i promise"

Dies choking in hospital bed

[heady rivet]

A Balkan dies without a cigarette in their mouth

[surreal nest]

do you think the united states government is only killing local or wha

[midnight dragon]

Yeah but again there is very specific structure in what makes a centralized government that simply communities cooperating and helping each other don't have, you act as if its the same thing. And yeah I do agree with you that corporations are A problem the very existence of capitalism and the state itself is part of the problem, if anything it's the main problem, corporations are just 1 of the many primarchs that make modern society oppression, which is why the ideal future is to form the party

[spring cairn]

the worst is they kill other people who love them cuz passive smoking

[solid horizon]

ok then let's chain build robots

more robotic infantryslop

[storm jungle]

bro my lungs are so clean i cough like a cancer patient when i get a whiff of smoke lol

[solid horizon]

skill issue

[languid meadow]

"the government is sooner to kill everybody but yknow" yes YOUR government is more likely to do this than mine maybe we should improve the systems we live under instead of getting rid of them

and make life 10x worse for everyone

[surreal nest]

yeah we will just improve the governments

[spring cairn]

i think my lungs are alr, def not crystal clear tho i didn't get much of a choice

[languid meadow]

you can't act like taht can't happen

[heady rivet]

One time I was doing ride-along with some paramedics and they brought me to a training thing where they burned a building down and I was like 100 yards away because, y'know, student. And then I looked around and realized they all had their masks still on and nobody bothered to give me one

[surreal nest]

united states government cannot just be fixed lol this shit is rotten

[queen laurel]

I would but I don't wanna get shot buy a water cannon that shoots lead

[languid meadow]

when 100 years ago women didn't have the ability to vote but now one ran for president

it can be fixed by the people but americans are FAKE !!!

all you do is LARP

[spring cairn]

they're too dumb it's gg

[heady rivet]

And then they had the slowest day in years for that ambulance and the guy was like "Yeah for us this is awesome but as a student this SUCKS for you"

[surreal nest]

me when the government system that revolves around corruption and power just needs some empathy and it goes back to normal

[midnight dragon]

The united states along with the entire western world and those who side with it need to be torn down and be reseted, we need to destroy the imperial core and the pillars of capitalism

[languid meadow]

very american centric thing to say

[rocky gale]

My lungs have grown immune to puny chemicals, I can now breathe in sulfuric vapour without coughing

[languid meadow]

other western nations have issues but again

[surreal nest]

i mean so is talking about magically fixing the most pervasive and evil nation!

[languid meadow]

THIS IS MOSTLY A US PROBLEM !!!!

[storm jungle]

yeah and you guys still suck

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-2-vr-but-the-ai-is-self-aware-hl2vrai-gif-8359098424228312920

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

[languid meadow]

how about americans go fire bomb something important instead of a walmart

well

also that

but yknow

[heady rivet]

Its amazing how literally one nation can be traced back to literally everything without fail and its not even crazy to make those connections its RIGHT there

[languid meadow]

fuck walmart

[queen laurel]

Like a wedding?

[storm jungle]

its why i want to SCREAM when my dad has the right mindset but ALWAYS says "its a shadow government... a deep state."

DAD THEY ARE LITERALLY INFRONT OF YOUR FACE 😭

[spring cairn]

erdogan shadow cabal

[queen laurel]

Honestly the government did so good at conditioning us that it's always the government can't do no wrong to old people back in the day it's actually funny

[languid meadow]

WATERMELONS FOR EVERYONE !

[heady rivet]

Netanyahu has been in control of the top levels of government since like 92 and HE claims there's a deep state btw. I've seen Israelis be like "Bro what is he talking about"

[queen laurel]

Always always like a good chunk of old guys I've just seen seems to just think the government can't do no wrong

[storm jungle]

to quote Milo the Historitor

"You dont have to make up conspiracies to hate the government. You can just.... hate the government."

[heady rivet]

Every Watermelon sold is another dollar in his pocket

[spring cairn]

what was the name of the opposition leader who got put in jail for bs

the mayor of constantinople

[storm jungle]

İmamoğlu

literally means "priest's son" btw

lmao

[spring cairn]

das cool actually

[storm jungle]

the best part is like

Erdo also revoked his university degree

HE HIMSELF NEVER EVEN GRADUATED

HE WAS A TRUCK DRIVER

😭

[spring cairn]

erdo can decide if ur educated orn ot

he can just do that

[heady rivet]

Even playing field

[languid meadow]

I wake up every day and be thankful I'm not amer*can

[spring cairn]

god bless

[storm jungle]

Same. Turkey sucks but at least our government is the most boring kind of dictatorship possible

[heady rivet]

Big fan of how the Turks kept the name the same for so long until the Young Chuds changed it

[queen laurel]

All I know is your people give diabolical haircuts

[heady rivet]

HAH

EMBED FAIL

[queen laurel]

Other than that everything seems boring

[rancid cove]

holy L

[heady rivet]

@rocky gale

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2041738392728408157

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[rocky gale]

Fake news

[heady rivet]

This dude copyrighted his fan edit

[languid meadow]

LMFAO

[storm jungle]

LITERALLY

[midnight dragon]

So, europe, the place that stood by the USA since its birth? The people who made the original blueprints of white supremacy, capitalism, slavery, and colonialism? The same group of countries that assisted in worldwide terrorist actions? The same countries that benefit the most besides the US from the most exploitative system in history (capitalism)? The same group of nations that are still economically dominating Africa after "freeing" them? The same group of nations who were also sending bombs and weapons to Israel until recently? The same groups of countries that before the United States became the world super power were the biggest, most aggressive, and most exploitative empire's in history? The same place that birthed fascism? Idk, the EU seems quite bad man

[languid meadow]

that's fuckin hilarious

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/it-didnt-1

[storm jungle]

THRAGG MY GOAT

🗣️

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/jonathan-frakes-it-never-happened

[heady rivet]

Sorry for you. Or happy for you. Whatever that all says I aint reading all that

[queen laurel]

this is like the government avoiding the truth

[midnight dragon]

It's okay

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/jonathan-frakes-false

See I'd never embed fail

[heady rivet]

Why do lies come so easily to your forked tongue?

[surreal nest]

i think britian just freed themselves from like conservative rule 4 years ago. solution? be mean to conservative people physically

[heady rivet]

Post employment status

[solid horizon]

hell fucking naah mmaaaan

[heady rivet]

GRIM. @rocky gale

[rocky gale]

Simply untrue

[heady rivet]

0-2 NOW

[rocky gale]

Never happened

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/monsters-inc-james-p-sullivan-sulley-cube-of-gabbage-whats-this-gif-17739520

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-squarepants-angry-ripping-gif-25651719

[midnight dragon]

Its ok man, it wasn't made for you to read, I know you need pictures to finish a bigger paragraph 😉

[heady rivet]

Unemployed then

[rocky gale]

If it was true then surely there would be photographic evidence

[surreal nest]

is it poor sportsmanship to tear apart my opponent's miniatures after I win my intro to 40k game

[heady rivet]

[storm jungle]

If he dies. He dies

[solid horizon]

a potential 3rd and definitive defiler for my army, but it's going to my brother's gf's death guard instead that already has 3 foetid drones, 3 blight drones, a poxcrawler and all the nurgle tanks instead because of how uncleanable it is

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-goty-the-game-awards-the-game-awards-2025-diablo-gif-1352433554911783208

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-desmond-smiling-friends-desmond-gif-25082612

[solid horizon]

I need to kms real quick

[languid meadow]

Europe didn't stand with the US since its birth my nations identity was literally formed by Europeans coming to defend from US imperialism, and yeah they did all that bad shit NO ONE is gonna deny it lmfao but they changed govs CAN change things DO get better with them. It's just the people need to actually fucking get off their asses and work for it! The reason that a lot of natons stopped supporting Israel IS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE FORCED THEM TO !!! you don't need to burn down the systems that keep so many alive because YOU feel like you can't do anything

AMERICAN LARP

!

[rocky gale]

Clearly doctored footage, show it alongside a copy of todays newspaper

[surreal nest]

my favorite 40k moment is when the terrain collapses mid game and you just play around it

[solid horizon]

I got my defilers to fight nurgle and now they steal my thunder

[heady rivet]

Okay Israel Keyes

[solid horizon]

throw a shoe on their tanks

or like I do, throw metal minis on their plastic minis bowling-style

[queen laurel]

just don't be surprised when they do this to you when you do it

https://tenor.com/view/heavy-tf2-sfm-team-fortress2-sourcefilmmaker-gif-18587844

[surreal nest]

i dont wanna argue but saying the government is keeping its people alive in relation to the USA is genuinely hilarious, the government has killed more people with its irresponsible handling of healthcare than any american has died in conflict

just saying

[heady rivet]

Hammond you blithering idiot...

[solid horizon]

the doomcrap defiler is whispering to me, it whispers that I should kill myself real quick

[languid meadow]

Oh man thank fuck the US isn't the only nation on earth!

[surreal nest]

but you were talking about US larp

[heady rivet]

Turn on the TV. Any channel.

[languid meadow]

Yes

BECAUSE YOU FUCKERS COMPLAIN AND COMPLAIN AND COMPLAIN

AND NEVER DO ANYTHING

[surreal nest]

why do you keep like bringing up "american centric idealogy" then when somebody responds with why america sucks more its "other countries exist!"

[languid meadow]

Luigi was a fucking alarm and you bitches hit SNOOZE

[surreal nest]

what is this weird us vs them thing going on im hardly american i dont pay taxes

[heady rivet]

Genuinely and unironically the vibe of most Americans is "What can I do? I got work tomorrow" and nobody actually addresses this besides "Americans dont do anything"

[languid meadow]

because a lot of these issues in the west are just american ones, yes they exist in other ones but to a FAR less extent

because guess what??

WE DID SOMETHING

https://tenor.com/view/dead-space-kamikaze-explosion-gif-15875063139611313358

you have the power

to change your nation

[surreal nest]

yet you want to use this power to fix it instead of discarding the fucked up current government

so

[storm jungle]

I mean

whats there to change

its literally rotten to the core

[surreal nest]

thats what im saying

[languid meadow]

That's what reforming it means get rid of it and REMAKE IT

[storm jungle]

they delayed the Files and deleted thousands for 2 months

and no one did anything

like at this point we deserve it lmao

[languid meadow]

instead of just getting rid of it for your fairy ass fantasy

[surreal nest]

government is rotten and can only be "fixed" with a fucking sequel

[storm jungle]

idk man

[heady rivet]

"You want the government to be fixed by the people? You FOOL. It needs to be removed! Whats that? That was the plan to fix it? Sorry, but I only want semantics debate"

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-2-vr-but-the-ai-is-self-aware-hl2vrai-gif-8359098424228312920

Replacing the gov with another is just fixing it yes

look at germany

[storm jungle]

yapper

[heady rivet]

I am so close to getting a commission of a Van Saar looking down at this notification

[heady rivet]

Mankind will not be crucified on a cross of gold 🗣️

[queen laurel]

Like the only way the government will genuinely change is if somehow a revolutionary gathered enough support from a large chunk of citizens in the nation and overthrows the government like that's the only way

but people nowadays don't really make someone with that spark to change, and the government is really funny with dealing with these types of guys after all

[rocky gale]

All these politics bore me, I'm going back to watching Fallout

[surreal nest]

i got the vibe that you just wanted bandaids and not a total reform because you kept arguing and frothing when the topic of revision was made, otherwise i agree

[storm jungle]

Yapper 2x 🗣️

[heady rivet]

No you literally just assumed his point and argued semantics for no reason

[surreal nest]

or we all watch invincible

[storm jungle]

also im gonna be real

[rocky gale]

Damn, Chet is the real villain. How dare he ruin Steph's wedding day

[storm jungle]

i got no idea what anyone is talking about rn

[queen laurel]

Yeah let me do what conquest did to invincible to you

stay still

[jade holly]

Neither do I and frankly I just wanna talk Warhammer right now

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/shaking-feet-sopranos-tony-soprano-james-gandolfini-lounging-gif-17602075556723681200

[surreal nest]

i mean it was said earlier in a spit of rage but sure!

[jade holly]

Dilara pass me some Gabagool I’m gonna depression eat

[storm jungle]

Your yapping ass always ruins political debates anyway

[queen laurel]

alright here's a juggernaut to break up the monotony

[storm jungle]

🫡

[heady rivet]

Okay time to derail

[surreal nest]

hate it and hope it dies

[storm jungle]

Bruh 💀

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/the-thing-marvel-rivals-here's-the-thing-marvel-rivals-gif-10489918399175350285

[queen laurel]

unfortunately it can't

[solid horizon]

clearly, you day has not been ruined by the Doom Crap defiler

[languid meadow]

my point is that you can't just get rid of the government and replace it with a fake ass system because then you'll kill so many people, it's better to either replace the government with another one and actually work to make it good or work to improve the current one.

[surreal nest]

do it anyways

[languid meadow]

anyways

[queen laurel]

nah

[languid meadow]

these waffles are good asf

[jade holly]

Not the Dreaded Doo Doo Devourer

[surreal nest]

sure i can go for that

[jade holly]

Nurgle’s personal toilet

[solid horizon]

the very thought of it angers me

I could have gotten a 3rd defiler

[heady rivet]

Can my daughter Leftist Infighting play in your lore chat?

[solid horizon]

but no

instead

someone who's already got the maximum number of nurgle daemon engines is getting it

[surreal nest]

why not just maim them

[solid horizon]

I'm gonna iron within iron without myself

[surreal nest]

you're limiting yourself

[solid horizon]

I AM NOT A DEATH GUARD PLAYER

[jade holly]

Who up Ironing their Within til they Iron Without 🗣️ 🔥

[languid meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1277023294108864619/1491469671667335249/instagram-1775664326033.mov?ex=69d7cedf&is=69d67d5f&hm=fa219e244c974a28c72be9724c2ad7ebbe915d54beae5c467cd52048e4e0f765&

[queen laurel]

you mean torturing someone by taking away all of the iron from their body like magneto?

[jade holly]

Exactly

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-spin-fan-rope-gif-25248314

[jade holly]

I want your iron

give it me

[queen laurel]

I don't really do that I don't have the powers of Magneto

[heady rivet]

God I so want to stay home and not go back to my class at 2

[jade holly]

Thanks to this I now know “Lass es Laufen” means let it ride… most likely

[surreal nest]

guys we have to convince him to stay home

we NEED this user in the chat!

https://tenor.com/view/marathon-bungie-dac-runner-gif-6011190738981059482

@storm jungle are you keeping up with invincible

[heady rivet]

I'm getting a vibe you are being sarcastic

[storm jungle]

gonna be watching the new ep tonight, promised a watch session with my friend

so no Thragg backshots yet

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/shoot-your-shot-gif-17688457922295308800

[vagrant fox]

lets spoil it

[surreal nest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/818605636228218900/1489256498512003142/Inform_israel_Discord_GIF.gif

i feel like a fucking chud sitting in my stinky ass chair watching 3 different TV shows today

https://tenor.com/view/mgsv-mgs5-mgs-metal-gear-solid-metal-gear-solid-5-gif-7889838534933531334

[storm jungle]

theres nothing chud about enjoying good shows lol

i hate what the internet has made of this shit

lmao

[surreal nest]

what if i was playing slay the spire 2 with a heated blanket and eating ice cream too

what then

[storm jungle]

same thing

cheekclaps

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/fight-me-fight-sklet-skeleton-gif-12424596002707679541

[rocky gale]

I would watch it right now and post so many spoilers, but I haven't finished season 2 of Fallout yet and Dilara could simply spoil it in return. if only there was a relevant term for what this situation is

[queen laurel]

if being a chud is enjoying a good show then I am truly a Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller

[storm jungle]

Mutually Assured Chudstruction....

[surreal nest]

i know your ass watches hazbin hotel

[storm jungle]

[surreal nest]

this user watches hazbin hotel and amazing digital circus FOR SURE

[queen laurel]

just call me a racial slur

[storm jungle]

you should have seen yesterday

Gayjay and that Lynxfuck were arguing about Digital Shitcus for like 2 hours

[queen laurel]

You know what fine I'm pretty sure you watch space king anyway

[languid meadow]

internet discourse of shows bores me

you're all annoying

[surreal nest]

i am not the type of person to get mad at tv screens but amazing digital circus and hazbin hotel actually fucking enrage me

[surreal nest]

just say you want me dead

[sharp pollen]

jojo will return only on fall...

[storm jungle]

it has some annoying bits but otherwise i didnt mind it

[surreal nest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/818605636228218900/1489256498512003142/Inform_israel_Discord_GIF.gif

[spring cairn]

at least it's weekly after

fml

[surreal nest]

i cannot stand the art style nor the characters and one of the voice actors is a pedo

[storm jungle]

"one of the voice actors is a pedo"

average tv show moment

[surreal nest]

fair enough

[storm jungle]

LMAO

WDYM FAIR ENOUGH

[rocky gale]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/57b0196964e57faef3e01ce25ce6eae5/bf1e4ae438793d12-14/s540x810/eaeddd9d97b97dd670fab68c4a336456a5216cdd.gif

[surreal nest]

i cant criticize hasbin hotel when the boys has idf's greatest fan

[storm jungle]

people were saying them sending dissidents to "camps" was exaggerated btw

jesus christ

lol

[heady rivet]

I sent you that pic in confidence

[surreal nest]

yeah and now kansas is stripping trans americans of their government IDs

[queen laurel]

People genuinely do not understand how cruel and monstrous humans can get huh

[outer wave]

Kinda says alot about how predictable they are lmao

[storm jungle]

Yeah literally EVERYTHING Homelander was preaching about, its fucking insane

[surreal nest]

insane to think that trans americans might not be able to own property in the coming months

[storm jungle]

remember MAGAheads were saying the show was "annoying" from how much its making fun of them, after this? Yeah it isnt enough lol

[surreal nest]

what does that remind me of

[sharp pollen]

so homelander is a realistic character huh

[storm jungle]

Always was

lol

[surreal nest]

that was my favorite outrage moment ever holy shit

[rocky gale]

Damn Balada de la trompeta is so unnerving, but like in a way that you can't stop listening

[storm jungle]

EVERY time

[sharp pollen]

what if trump also jerks off on some roof

[storm jungle]

you joke

[storm jungle]

but he 100% did that shit

lol

[storm jungle]

I listened to that once i was done with the episode like 30 times, amazing music choice

like you said its super foreboding lol

[languid meadow]

the comic is so ass in this scene since he she gets back with him during it iirc 💀

[surreal nest]

what episode? what show?

[jade holly]

Me descending into the bowels of the US to find the true leader of the government is actually this:

[storm jungle]

||the one where the Ghoul gives the chip to the president and in modern time hes going up to meet House in the ruined tower||

[rocky gale]

I didn't know music could sound like someone was creeping up behind you

[surreal nest]

i have no idea what this means

[storm jungle]

oh you didnt watch the show

lmao loser

[rocky gale]

https://youtu.be/56XJgQf385U

[surreal nest]

WHAT SHOW

[storm jungle]

FALLOUT

YOU FUCKING MORON

[surreal nest]

Oh i was like what fucking character is named the ghoul in any episode that dropped today for any TV show

[languid meadow]

Episode 5 of S2

[queen laurel]

I like eating concrete

[storm jungle]

They are gonna get back together one way or another, its literally the biggest part of teh comic.

[heady rivet]

I'd strangle this little rock bastard. Some lesbian made me watch the whole show just so she could see her Pearl-cuck seethe over Greg sex-mogging her and then this little bastard wants Hitler to say sorry for all the genocide.

Greg aight tho

[rocky gale]

Episode 7 actually

[languid meadow]

oh wait I got the uh

[storm jungle]

"Some lesbian"

💀

[languid meadow]

house meeting mixed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCd68S9BOrA&list=RDTCd68S9BOrA&start_radio=1

heres the song

[storm jungle]

actual peak

[sharp pollen]

balalalala

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-butler-what-am-i-reading-what-am-i-looking-at-guy-looking-at-paper-jimmy-butler-looking-at-paper-gif-10656430272991200421

https://tenor.com/view/meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-gif-25198388

[storm jungle]

Pusher had to reveal his chudside for a second

[surreal nest]

sith tongue slipped out

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/maximus-fallout-popcorn-gif-11125899691724888235

[heady rivet]

HE LITERALLY SUPPORTS THE GENOCIDAL FREAKS BECAUSE THEY'RE SAD

[languid meadow]

honestly idk why FS2 has so many Ai slop gifs

[heady rivet]

The diamonds are ontologically evil and no act against them is wrong

[storm jungle]

supporting evil characters is fine if they are hot

https://klipy.com/gifs/invincible-dance-1

[heady rivet]

But Greg isnt evil

[storm jungle]

hes a child, all children are evil

[languid meadow]

Freddie

[rocky gale]

Instantly followed by the god damn wang dang taffy

[heady rivet]

GREG IS THE FATHER

[storm jungle]

FUCK

[heady rivet]

Who fucked that rock

[storm jungle]

MAMAAAAAAAAA

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/thragg-omni-man-invincible-freddy-mercury-gif-17633841668043953754

[heady rivet]

He fucked that BBW rock

[queen laurel]

alright tell me what do you feel with this image if i show this to you

[sharp pollen]

fakin hel..

[storm jungle]

[rocky gale]

That's not a villain though

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/shovel-knight-shovel-knight-plush-spin-gif-11350607330369591865

[queen laurel]

"right that is falling down right on what I expected"

[vagrant fox]

Shelob or whatever tf her name was did nothing wrong, she just clocked in to fight Kimberly Possible and then clocked out

[rocky gale]

That's a fallen hero who fulfils the role of antagonistic anti-hero

[storm jungle]

"Shelob"

her name is Shego you fucking worm

[vagrant fox]

Same thing

[storm jungle]

THATS LITERALLY A VILLAIN

[languid meadow]

SHELOB IS THE FUCKING SPIDER

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/joker-face-2

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/FrotniteGuy/status/2041878550374990181?s=20

Jonesy (@FrotniteGuy)

Happy thatcher death day to all who celebrate

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[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/sanguinius-warhammer-warhammer-40k-blood-angels-40k-gif-5881363644987634394

[rocky gale]

Making Shelob look like Stoya really was a creative decision

[vagrant fox]

Those games were bad fanfic tier writing but at least the gameplay was good

[languid meadow]

cowards

[vagrant fox]

same thing

[surreal nest]

🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[hallow plover]

https://tenor.com/view/shadow-of-war-talion-shadow-of-mordor-gif-23624282

You don't like their OC?

[surreal nest]

Fuck you i thought it was interesting

[vagrant fox]

no + bad

[queen laurel]

I like the nemesis system which they unfortunately patented

[surreal nest]

Isildur being a ringwraith was really cool

[solid horizon]

the named orcs coming back all over again was really cringe

[storm jungle]

wdym cringe

thats literally the best part of the game

never let these people cook

[solid horizon]

it made me cringe

[surreal nest]

IS THIS REAL

[storm jungle]

REAL

[hallow plover]

It'a a great system which is unfortunately locked in patent jail

[surreal nest]

No dumbass I meant the other post is the plushie real

[hallow plover]

Intellectual property was a mistake

[jade holly]

Let me steal all of the ideas for myself

[storm jungle]

not responding to you fucking moron

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/shitpost_2077/status/2041886284491497483?s=20

Shitpost 2077 (@shitpost_2077)

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[limpid granite]

Goddamn that was a hype episode

[languid meadow]

It'e getting disputed in court recently iirc

[jade holly]

The head raise too lmao

[languid meadow]

so it might be freed

[vagrant fox]

it's ok you can go back to hotglueing some lameass minis

[hallow plover]

At least nintendo lost their summon patent battle for pokemon

[arctic talon]

It lost its copyright recently btw

lol

[vagrant fox]

Vaguely passable ig, really did not care for almost anything written in it

[limpid granite]

Wasnt that april fools

[arctic talon]

Well patent rather

[surreal nest]

I know but it made me chuckle and smile the bit made me smile

[languid meadow]

the warframe thing was iirc

https://fxtwitter.com/shitposts_mp4/status/2041863775683317952?s=20

🎞️ shitposts.mp4 🎞️ (@shitposts_mp4)

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[storm jungle]

cringe

[surreal nest]

Im so full of joy

[storm jungle]

[languid meadow]

it's funny since my friend has access to court documents due to be being a student and all that and they checked

warner bros is in court for the system

[limpid granite]

The fakeout was funny too

[surreal nest]

Ok pal dad works at nintendo

[limpid granite]

Paramount losing the nemesis system would be huge

One of their most innovative systems gone

[remote wadi]

Don't doxx things like that

[limpid granite]

Yknow

[remote wadi]

@storm jungle hey dillara how's you

[limpid granite]

Nemesis would be amazing for a star wars game

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/get-doxxed-idiot-earth-gif-25842102

[surreal nest]

Holy shit kimo is back

[languid meadow]

Yeah let me dox one of the thousands of nameless law students

[remote wadi]

Heya

[surreal nest]

Our biggest black legion fan

[jade holly]

Invincible Episode 5 spoiler but I thought this was neat:

[hallow plover]

Not a huge loss if they don't use/capitalise it

[remote wadi]

My baby boy is already a lil 4 month year old now

[limpid granite]

Psycho

Old republic nemesis game

Fucking imagine

[remote wadi]

Damn

[languid meadow]

neva happening

[limpid granite]

It would be so peak tho

[remote wadi]

Yep

Also I think new edition is on my side

[heady rivet]

Old enough to start drinking

[remote wadi]

He already drinks ||milk||

[surreal nest]

Milk maniac

[remote wadi]

And ||fruit juice||

[remote wadi]

True

[heady rivet]

Get him a red wine

[heady rivet]

JFK before he got his shit blowed smoove off

[remote wadi]

Can't he will throw it up

Waste of wine

😂

[spring cairn]

i got some calvados

[gleaming gale]

Criticizes Israel once

[spring cairn]

it's like whiskey but made out of appls

[limpid granite]

The animation quality of ep 6 was good too

But i imagine theyre saving the best for ep 8

[heady rivet]

You dip your finger in it and rub the wine on his gums. Its like you've never intoxicated a baby before

[limpid granite]

He wanted to split up 3 letter organisations

They did not like that at all

[remote wadi]

I never did it or will do it

Look I'm chaos undivided not slaneesh

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1490894619570077803/mtxh9m5.gif

[spring cairn]

recently i learned that south korea's intel agency is named the KCIA

larp

[languid meadow]

both koreas are just poser nations

tbh

[limpid granite]

I always just say korea and mean south

[languid meadow]

I love how in north korean propaganda videos they say korea in english weirdly

koreeer

[limpid granite]

North korea is just weird

[spring cairn]

one of my ex was crazy about korea

the south one

[heady rivet]

The traditions of the Imperial Navy are amasec, sodomy, and the lash

[remote wadi]

I was corrupted by the 6th chaos god

It's called fatherhood

[limpid granite]

Ngl thadeus was putting in the work goddamn

[remote wadi]

It makes you do anything to protect baby

Including ending the emperor

[limpid granite]

I thought he wasnt going to be that strong @languid meadow

[remote wadi]

[languid meadow]

kimchiboo

tried it once

pretty fuckin good

[spring cairn]

i thought it was just kimchi

that's the noodles right

[languid meadow]

fermented veggies

[limpid granite]

Surstromming soup

[spring cairn]

all i remeber is when we went to that restaurant i ordered bimbimbap

i think that's name, that's fire

i stll have the pic actually

[surreal nest]

DAMN

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-suck-kirby-vacuum-cute-nintendo-gif-16544038

[spring cairn]

24'

damn

i should clean my gallery

[heady rivet]

Post size

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-dwayne-johnson-raised-eyebrow-gif-6506694932635492760

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1481104605940023432/1489671885506744492/EscherShoot.gif

[languid meadow]

is this game good

[remote wadi]

Nah it's I like it dude

If you wanna translate

[spring cairn]

size

what

size of what

[limpid granite]

Is that hired gun?

[honest bluff]

lash,,,

[spring cairn]

the lash

[remote wadi]

And it was a nickname I got on a bet

[honest bluff]

lash deadlock

[spring cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/the-lash-agrees-deadlock-lash-jacob-lash-yes-gif-5329134727197059623

[heady rivet]

Underhive Wars

[surreal nest]

is that game good

it looked good

[spring cairn]

deadlock yeah

it's p good

[honest bluff]

its fun

[sharp pollen]

moba

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1182875598809464873/1449646179628486787/200_10.gif

[surreal nest]

same devs that made the mordheim game no?

[heady rivet]

No <3

[surreal nest]

it reminds me of Valkyria Chronicles

[heady rivet]

Listen I'm Mundas top guy but its not

[heady rivet]

Imagine if that and XCOM had a baby but the baby had every defect known to man and also was premature and also spat acid

[surreal nest]

ok so we play xcom instead noted

https://tenor.com/view/cat-it's-peak-cat-it's-coal-its-peak-its-mid-gif-12295099395828911145

[honest bluff]

to each their own

[heady rivet]

Its very grim. Curse of Necromunda: All the video games are bad

[surreal nest]

i cant believe hired gun even launched

[heady rivet]

I bought it for 49 cents so I can easily say its pretty good for that price

[rancid cove]

I think this is the highest melee dmg ive done

[storm jungle]

still posting SM2 in 2026

go to Furrylock

[spring cairn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1392240835768090655/1477281446988087326/rbC0cDn.gif

[rancid cove]

Look I'm a space marine chud, I might even have brain damage but at least I don't like hero shooters

[storm jungle]

Mandatory no fun allowed 🗣️

[limpid granite]

depends on which version

considering magic also exists in the invincible universe

[storm jungle]

Chud artist spotted

[outer wave]

What did Chud Artist do?

[solid horizon]

nothing

[fervent geode]

Make Chud Art duh

[storm jungle]

Collab with that bohecunt guy on some things

guy also did that sister dancing gif with 3 nazi users lol

[outer wave]

Ahhhhh

[storm jungle]

its hilarious because my friend is also in the gif

[heady rivet]

?

This or

[storm jungle]

YEAH LMAO

[outer wave]

Yeah that one

[storm jungle]

its not the full thing

[heady rivet]

I forgive him.

[outer wave]

The full one does have Bohemend

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/black-templar-sister-of-battle

[solid horizon]

I mean there is a black templar so

[storm jungle]

shes on the left

[rocky gale]

That's awful

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/fella-meme-fella-stealing-meme

Anyway

[storm jungle]

these two are both nazi templar twitter users

[outer wave]

Maybe I shouldnt be asking this because its too obvious of an answer, but why does that space marine on the right have an iron cross as his insignia

[storm jungle]

best part is i told my friend this who has her OC on the left and he was like "I DIDNT KNOW"

[solid horizon]

they are black templars what did you expect

[surreal nest]

we should all be posting slay the spire

[storm jungle]

thats a regular 40k logo

for templars especially and imperial stuff

[outer wave]

Maybe they shouldn't have had that design

[storm jungle]

heil emperor idk

[surreal nest]

these nazis look like nazis

[solid horizon]

idk, it serves the satire and regressive aspect of a technology fueled futrue

[storm jungle]

chud 🫵

[outer wave]

I agree, but then you have those fellows going "BASED BASED BASED!!! I LIKE THESE GUYS BECAUSE THEY'RE SO ME!!!!" and here we are

[solid horizon]

I'm pointing it out sis, doesnt meant I agree with black templar mentality

[storm jungle]

its too late

[solid horizon]

if anything they make for good basing decor

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/for-you-bane-the-dark-knight-rises-tom-hardy-gif-21912820

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/hansry-jerma-ripping-shirt-jerma-jerma985-hans-capon-gif-6848624989820765826

[solid horizon]

your spells dont work on me

[heady rivet]

If thats your friends OC I'm pretty sure I seent her get piped like crazy style

[storm jungle]

yeah by my OC too

[heady rivet]

[storm jungle]

your turn is next btw

[heady rivet]

The Genestealer, I'd imagine

[storm jungle]

I dont have any

lmao

[heady rivet]

With your history ☕

[storm jungle]

buddy already projecting something....

sussy fucker

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/dracula-wake-up-good-morning-gif-24728258

Say my name

[storm jungle]

YEA BOI

[solid horizon]

start working

[storm jungle]

🗣️

[heady rivet]

I have two OCs that will be stabbing the fuck out of each other

[storm jungle]

favorite part of this post was how many kriegers got mad at it

"id simply grab and shovel her"

homie you are getting skullfucked

🥀

[solid horizon]

kriegers have one neuron

[storm jungle]

literally

[solid horizon]

they are so fun to ram through tho

[rocky gale]

and it's a shame it got nuked during the civil war

[solid horizon]

little lead soldiers dropping on the ground

[queen laurel]

have you seen her mechanicus OC

[hallow plover]

gas mask noise or something about shovels

[heady rivet]

If only

[rose thorn]

When I’ve seen this reposted everywhere I’ve only seen people talk about the feet

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/sauron-lordof-the-rings-smash-hit-swing-gif-4849903

[cobalt matrix]

dw guys I'm reporting everything to her parents rn

[storm jungle]

[solid horizon]

TP servo skull

[heady rivet]

She donated her skull thats so considerate

[storm jungle]

you should see my other techpriests

she is like the most "normal" one

🗣️ let me COOK

[heady rivet]

I'm entering my "Getting commissions a lot" era because I have so much disposable income its unreal

[solid horizon]

loyalists ?

[storm jungle]

yea

[solid horizon]

loser

[storm jungle]

eat it

[solid horizon]

imagine being religiously unable to innovate

[storm jungle]

bold of you to assume

they are all hereteks

part of my inquisition conclave

Martian Aviv Impressed....

[heady rivet]

I'm sitting on 7 to-dos for finding artists and gathering reference images for a few

[solid horizon]

what did they invent

[cobalt matrix]

where is my turkish tech priest oc

[storm jungle]

long story

[storm jungle]

you joke but i legit wnated to do a techpriest based on an imam

[heady rivet]

Invented a way to spin kebab

[solid horizon]

a heretek that doesnt invent or discover serves no purpose other than servitor door hinge material

[cobalt matrix]

priorities my dude

[solid horizon]

maybe one day ill draw my dark mechanicum dudes

but im busy painting my guys

[queen laurel]

a loyalist but it's built like a dead hand from zelda

[heady rivet]

Beard of wires and cables?

[queen laurel]

Yeah that tracks

[storm jungle]

Deffo

it would unironically look cool af imo lmao

[storm jungle]

you're next

[solid horizon]

jewish tech priest would go hard ngl

(I can feel the israel memes coming at me like a storm)

[cobalt matrix]

someone commission this shit rn

I need this

[heady rivet]

Artist for these?

[solid horizon]

rabbi tech priest with golem kastelan

[storm jungle]

Nictanova

unfortunately hes russian aka literal brick wall

lol

only costs 100 but uh

basically give him what you want, then ignore he exists, because its gonna take months lol

[solid horizon]

me when I order recast

[queen laurel]

I mean hey quality is quality

[heady rivet]

[storm jungle]

its annoying tbh

[heady rivet]

Yes but at least some updates keep the buyer sane

[storm jungle]

Trust me i got tons of art from this guy, its annoying at first but once you learn to ignore he exists once you give him the job + pay him it passes fast

it took me awhile because its legit frustrating lol

i prefer artists like Sigma where they are actual human beings

[solid horizon]

sigmar

[queen laurel]

that is true that is true

[heady rivet]

I have a friend thats been waiting over a year for one commission and he's literallt the social media manager of the guy

[heady rivet]

He's not a famous artist or anything he's just literally clinically insane

[storm jungle]

nah he isnt that bad

but lol

[outer wave]

Cheap for a twitter artist of their quality

[heady rivet]

Yeah no my jaw dropped

Its like a sweatshop without efficiency and mass-production

[outer wave]

Well, if he being Russian is true, then he's making bank if he's asking for 100 USD

[storm jungle]

his currency is basically worthless thats why

yeah what Berk said lmao

[outer wave]

^

Anything to keep him off the frontlines right now

[heady rivet]

Wait a fucking second

LMAO I follow his tumblr but just for the ship posts

[civic gale]

sup lore chat

[heady rivet]

If I was not Necromunda pusher all yall would be getting pressganged into the Imperial Navy

[languid meadow]

nah man I'd be a flayer chilling on da big pile of bones in the pocket dimension

[fervent geode]

I’d desert and commit horrendous art-atrocities on Shitworld Gamma IV

[heady rivet]

1. Evil Blonde cop and his Van Saar twunk boyfriend victim
2. Tech-priest that kept just her big ol beautiful brown eyes
3. Red Scorpion chud
4. Rogue Trader failson and his goth baddie
5. Abelard having a good time
6. Escher gang queen named after my man-hating dog
7. Glorbo

[hollow lantern]

Enjoy

https://fixupx.com/kaihatsuyt/status/2041876947777827293?s=46

Daniel Kaihatsu (開発 妥仁得) (@KaihatsuYT)

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FixupX · Apr 8, 2026, 1:52 PM

[viral halo]

There's one dude who makes dope warhammer pencil style art I've debated commissioning

this guy's stuff blows me away

not reposting the images directly since idt they're watermarked

[rancid cove]

I've been wanting to commission him for a while

[queen laurel]

Damn that goes HARDER than adamantium

[viral halo]

He CHURNS out commissions to

[rancid cove]

Official tweet btw

[viral halo]

fucking trooper

[surreal nest]

What a fucking freak

[surreal nest]

Well it is

[rancid cove]

I'm between two artists

[viral halo]

it's just all so good

[rancid cove]

I'm between commissioning this guy or this https://x.com/m_sigma39/status/1968690844862480876

Sigma Art 🇻🇪 (Comms Closed!) (@m_sigma39)

*Pinned post*

Hello! I'm Sigma, a Venezuelan Digital artist, mainly focused on 40K

I also do commissions! Theese are my ranges (All the prices are in USD, and payment is via Paypal)

Hope you like my work! And thank you beforehand for your support!

X · Sep 18, 2025, 2:57 PM

Both are pretty peak

[viral halo]

I like them both

[surreal nest]

I gotta see this guy do a chaos warrior

[viral halo]

one moment let me find

[surreal nest]

If you for whatever reason find a skaven too

[viral halo]

he's so talented

[surreal nest]

The boom kneepad is so gas

[languid meadow]

Rogue Trader vibes

[heady rivet]

Username is the same as display name?

[heady rivet]

Hey Siggy. Why is it that when I open the 40k server for the first time in months the first thing I see is #853727610244431872 message

Whats goin on there?

[viral halo]

Cause I'm a pretty mf

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-agree-gif-21139437

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/jonathan-frakes-false

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-bravo-looking-good-feeling-handsome-shades-gif-13441770

[heady rivet]

Aerion Targaryen had pretty privilege

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/tmnt-michelangelo-O3u

[heady rivet]

The way you have to tell lies about him

Because he is that pretty

[viral halo]

I remember Olenna Tyrell says that

In the books

That he was hot as fuck and insane as fuck

[rocky gale]

You want pretty?

Now this is pretty

None of that ugly ahh Aerion dorkflame

https://64.media.tumblr.com/906769b98e6a8fc9a1729ed1fabf09c1/ad2d3663e2109a90-df/s540x810/63ca37e3b20acd21aa1c8c6bbfe6133848110156.gif

[heady rivet]

Handcrafted by GRRM to be the most fanfic husband of all time. Blonde, eyepatch, mysterious, brooding, has a dragon formerly owned by Visenya

[heady rivet]

Hence why he is Red Scorpions coded

[heady rivet]

Crazy to think he even inherited her strapon

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/good-for-her-arrested-development

[heady rivet]

Maegor was born when she got Aegon boypreggers

[rose thorn]

Had to double check who’s server i was in

[civic gale]

so are the emperor scythe's the "nice" kind?

[storm jungle]

in what way

[civic gale]

as previously astablished "kind"

[storm jungle]

what is "kind" in this context

[heady rivet]

What

[civic gale]

we talked about this dilara, very very friendly towards people of the empirium or even sometimes other chapters

[storm jungle]

How am I suppose to remember that lol

[civic gale]

there's no kindness in 40k

[storm jungle]

also no, Scythes are bad people

they just wanna kill Nids

theres no "nice" marines

[civic gale]

CUZ ITS LIKE THE 5TH TIME I BRING THIS UP

[storm jungle]

5th time of not getting the point more like

[heady rivet]

He think he stands out 🥀

[civic gale]

fair nuff sorry

[civic gale]

on the contrary actually

[plush mason]

kind for a SM means they only murder hundreds of thousands instead of millions

[civic gale]

alright sorry then, today is not a good day ill be out for now

[fervent geode]

Kind for a SM is the don’t kill Timmy when he’s in between them and the nid, they just punt him

[heady rivet]

Timmy needs to think of the bigger picture

[fervent geode]

Timmy’s fault for being too slow

[plush mason]

the salamanders might be pleasant for normal humans to be around but they are still gona burn your ass alive if they catch even a whiff of treason or heresy

[fervent geode]

Unless your Ignean

Then they go full uh

Ignean mode on you

[queen laurel]

They still have a riot control group that uses flame throwers

[hallow plover]

I beg to differ. Here's one

[storm jungle]

[storm jungle]

[plush mason]

no thats a good space marine

[queen laurel]

The dead kind

[plush mason]

yup

[fervent geode]

Why is he a skeleton

Where’s the skin

[vagrant fox]

Forgot to put it on

[fervent geode]

Adrax Agatone approved statement

[fervent geode]

We’ll take it if he won’t appreciate it

[celest dome]

His skin rights were revoked cause he was naughty

[heady rivet]

In, you mean

[fervent geode]

Indeed, what a naughty marine

[heady rivet]

Do not thumbs down me again or else

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-sucking-thumb-gif-20189995

[vagrant fox]

freak

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-gif-27442765

[vagrant fox]

Skin theft is a serious crime, hand yourself over to the police

[opaque coyote]

Spoilers for Invincible

||https://youtube.com/shorts/d3LW_i0y9EM?si=RmtIUJNwKVkzGnR7||

I feel like there's a theme now