#40k-lore-chat
limpid granite
opaque coyote
His emotions were already numb. Further desensitized by the death of 99.99% of his people.
And it just made me feel awful for him at that moment
That short stare was the only grieving period that he could ever give to his own father. Due to a combination of the scourge virus killing so many and Viltrumite culture.
Before adding him the literal PLANETARY RING of bodies
It shows how the Viltrum empire deserved what was coming to it.
But also that still millions of people died.
It's the perfect blend of emotions
And all that...
From what was originally literally just a single panel in the comics
I'm not joking, that's literally all they show about the damage of the scourge virus
Like ONE PANEL
One picture
Also things like Nolan basically having a PTSD fueled panic attack from seeing the renewed Scourge Virus
Wasn't in the comics
He was just slightly surprised at most
And brushes it off.
Which tbh, is also a valid reaction given how little Viltrumites care about each other
opaque coyote
Also things like Nolan basically having a PTSD fueled panic attack from seeing t...
But this is just so much better
The sheer amount of improvement by the show is
Just
Beautiful
Nearly cough Amber cough every aspect is improved dramatically compared to the comics
The comics almost seem like a downgrade in comparison
Which is surprising to me because a lot of adaptations have changes that are arguably worse
And usually are mixed
Even when the creator is directly involved
Either that or kept exactly like the original
hollow lantern
Idk if I've ever seen a character as universally disliked as Amber
opaque coyote
So the Invincible show being a drastic improvement compared to the comics is unique
Also that and The Boys but tbf
The Boys comic was so dogshit that literally making it something other than Garth Ennis's wish fulfillment fantasy would be an improvement
storm jungle
Idk if I've ever seen a character as universally disliked as Amber
Erebus
storm jungle
Ive seen lots
hollow lantern
I've seen unironic Erebus defenders tho
storm jungle
I mean
i wouldnt say defenders, more just people that like the Character, im one of them lol
peoples hatred of Erebus is legit hilarious
opaque coyote
Idk if I've ever seen a character as universally disliked as Amber
It's mainly due to the reveal that she knew about Mark being a superhero.
And it basically made every scene where she's annoyed about Mark being late...
hollow lantern
Fuck, I see em daily, I have a mirror at home
storm jungle
BASED
hollow lantern
Yes, I agree
storm jungle
Yeah thats where a lot of people turn on her
the afterwards stuff is much better
where her and mark mutually agree they just cant be a couple
because she literally almost has her fucking neck torn open
LMAO
opaque coyote
the afterwards stuff is much better
Yeah it was definitely something they didn't think through
At least initially
storm jungle
Yeah it was definitely something they didn't think through
it legit feels like something got lost in translation
because thats like THE only part of the show people universally hated
i cannot think of anything else
opaque coyote
Tbf Comic Amber was basically the most generic white girl
storm jungle
yeah literally a non-character
hollow lantern
The only other thing I genuinely dislike about invincible is Aaron Paul as Power Plex tbh
storm jungle
same, really pointless casting
opaque coyote
But often people like white bread rather than shit
storm jungle
the voice performance is fantastic but like blegh
hollow lantern
the voice performance is fantastic but like blegh
I don't like the voice for him tbh
opaque coyote
The only other thing I genuinely dislike about invincible is Aaron Paul as Power...
Honestly, yeah. The voice just isn't distinct enough from Jesse
storm jungle
I don't like the voice for him tbh
theres some great parts imo
hollow lantern
Yeah, it sounds too much like Jesse for me
storm jungle
the anguish in his voice is just awful lol
rancid cove
opaque coyote
"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!
limpid granite
I havent watched breaking bad so i dont have this issue
storm jungle
LOL
tbh thats the thing
Aaaron Paul will always be Jessie to people
its kind of a curse a lot of actors have with universally loved roles
opaque coyote
The voice just sounds way too similar
hollow lantern
Anyway that's my cig break
rancid cove
Aaaron Paul will always be Jessie to people
its like mintharas voice actress
anytime i hear her in a media that isnt bg3 i just keep hearing minthara
hollow lantern
Time to go back to convincing myself not to quit my job
opaque coyote
I physically cannot think of anything else
storm jungle
same with Giancarlo just being "Gus", to the point that he literally says "I have a name you know, and its not Gus."
storm jungle
its like mintharas voice actress
anytime i hear her in a media that isnt bg3 i j...
tbh she gets a pass because her voice is peak sex
opaque coyote
same with Giancarlo just being "Gus", to the point that he literally says "I hav...
Giancarlo at least was distinct enough as Faraday for Cyberpunk Edgerunners in my opinion
rancid cove
tbh she gets a pass because her voice is peak sex
agreed
storm jungle
Giancarlo at least was distinct enough as Faraday for Cyberpunk Edgerunners in m...
Hes always good and im glad hes making money
rancid cove
same with Giancarlo just being "Gus", to the point that he literally says "I hav...
it doesnt help that all he character he does now are literally reskinned Gus
storm jungle
this is the same ma nthat literally hired someone to kill him so that his family would get the insurance btw
so its nice to see him pivot and be famous
rancid cove
it doesnt help that all he character he does now are literally reskinned Gus
"you are simply a bad product"
opaque coyote
Hes always good and im glad hes making money
I think it's funny how Gus acting nice is literally just.
Him being himself.
Only when he becomes mean does he actually act
storm jungle
it doesnt help that all he character he does now are literally reskinned Gus
I agree but i also know that he literally willingly accepts these roles because he simply does them well.
ıd do the same because at the end of the day folks need money lol
rancid cove
I agree but i also know that he literally willingly accepts these roles because ...
oh yeah i cantsee anyone else playing those types of villains
storm jungle
yeah same
its not like say Robert Downy junior who got 100 MILLION to play fucking Doctor Doom
actual cringe
rancid cove
if i want to imagine a strategically sound villain who always seem to be superior to everybody else and ACTS like it, im 100% thinking "oh Gincarlo"
opaque coyote
I agree but i also know that he literally willingly accepts these roles because ...
Tbf the original Stan Edgar in the comics basically acted exactly like Gus
opaque coyote
So it makes complete sense to actually just put Giancarlo in.
But honestly, he does such a good job
rancid cove
I tried making imperial fist look good... have i succeeded, chat?
opaque coyote
But honestly, he does such a good job
Because "you are simply bad product" is probably the closest that Homelander had ever got to being genuinely hurt until Soldier Boy and Butcher's beatdoen
rocky gale
Powerplex's casting was fine, I prefer it to Brit's tbh
opaque coyote
I tried making imperial fist look good... have i succeeded, chat?
I like the broom head.
Imperial Fists have the unique trait of actually remembering and culturally continuing their original homeland's culture. Since the IF usually kidnap people from feral worlds and all that.
So I feel like there should be more tribal looking Imperial Fists as a result
Might get racially insensitive though
rocky gale
It feels like someone handed him the script and he's recording the lines over the phone while waiting in the airport
opaque coyote
I like his gimmick at least.
He is ironically impervious to physical harm.
But that doesn't mean that he has the strength or the ability to not get knocked around like a softball
rocky gale
I'm not making a comment about the character, just the VA
opaque coyote
Yeah I know
The VA basically makes him kinda just
Eh
I just wanted to state for the character that I like his gimmick
That he's invulnerable to physical harm but basically nothing else
The Viltrumites would basically just use him like a softball
Which is funny to imagine
opaque coyote
Viltrumites playing tennis with Brit as the ball
civic gale
opaque coyote
Where’s William, William
I think the original William VA had scheduling conflicts
Which is why he didn't return
And also why he appears like
Once
jade holly
Titan also got a new VA
limpid granite
it might just be a small stand in because he doesnt appear in this season
opaque coyote
He's definitely coming back though
The VA is definitely just a temporary replacement
Since like he definitely isn't used to a character like William
Like his voice is Zesty af
But the new VA literally sounds like the only direction he got was
"act gay"
rocky gale
William is kind of a nothing character at this point tbh
rocky gale
He hasn't really been revelant at any moment since season 2
opaque coyote
Something to ground people in how civilians see the bat shit events going on
jade holly
This reminds me of the time Omni Man made a steak
opaque coyote
He hasn't really been revelant at any moment since season 2
Makes sense since like
opaque coyote
S3 and S4 are mostly like
Batshit
And no slice of life stuff
Mark is too busy getting traumatized
rocky gale
Mark's saving the world, William is in college. He doesn't really need to hang out with his High school friends
opaque coyote
S5 will definitely have him be important though
rocky gale
He's got new friends and coworkers
opaque coyote
He's got new friends and coworkers
I do like him talking with Eve tbh
Even if the new VA sounds like ass
The dialogue is written pretty well
It feels like a friend giving an advice to a friend and I think that's a good scene.
I just wish the og William VA voiced it
limpid granite
https://tenor.com/view/invincible-steak-mark-omni-man-gif-13811417561747005942
andressa was a steak
opaque coyote
https://tenor.com/view/invincible-steak-mark-omni-man-gif-13811417561747005942
Also
I just have to say again
Nolan single handedly picks
The worst series of words to communicate his feelings
It's almost comicsl
rocky gale
I'm only starting the current season, still on episode 1
limpid granite
cro
rocky gale
The more I hear Brit the worse he gets
limpid granite
you can binge the series in a day
opaque coyote
Hold on lemme censor the upcoming things then
jade holly
The worst series of words to communicate his feelings
Tbf, his people aren’t known for emotional connections and communication lmao
compared to the rest he’s a damn saint lmao
opaque coyote
Tbf, his people aren’t known for emotional connections and communication lmao
Yeah and it's written well.
It's just almost comedic in that sense
Because although ||I doubt things like the talk with Debbie would've ended that differently.||
He just made it so much worse
limpid granite
it also shows you how loyal nolan is for viltrum
it took 20 years
and he was still determined
opaque coyote
He just made it so much worse
Especially when he said that ||Andressa was a mistake||
opaque coyote
Like you can tell that he wanted to communicate that she was simply just a rebound of sorts
If that makes any sense
But like
||Holy shit dude||
Also although the scene with Debbie is amazing
The scene with Art is also perfection
||Especially when he said 'I only dress heroes'||
And you definitely know that Nolan ||heard his heart thumping like crazy out of fear||
But yet he still tried to make himself seem friendly and approachable
It's sad
But it also makes complete sense
The dialogue is so perfectly awkward
heady rivet
Watching a Necromunda newbie make the worst gang list of all time and trying not to backseat
midnight dragon
This is still murdering me
opaque coyote
Watching a Necromunda newbie make the worst gang list of all time and trying not...
"This Necromunda Bounty Hunter made a Venator gang list so shit he was asked to leave!"
jade holly
Idk if y’all have read the Invincible comics or not
heady rivet
This is still murdering me
If only you stayed dead! 
opaque coyote
Honestly I probably would do the same since I haven't played Necromunda
Yet
I need friends
And to force them
But honestly Maledictum seems more my style
midnight dragon
If only you stayed dead! <:RaoraPointLaugh:1325551339769696407>
Go back to necromunda
opaque coyote
And also a helpful introduction to 40k in general
jade holly
I wanna get into Kill Team and start making my own DnD esque campaigns
opaque coyote
I want to make a one shot before doing any long campaigns
celest dome
I don't mind the pony dude, at least it's not that Quark dude
jade holly
By campaign I more mean just multiple KTs made up into a larger overarching KT
opaque coyote
Oh yeah also
midnight dragon
I wanna get into Kill Team and start making my own DnD esque campaigns
Kill team is way easier and more accessible then regular 40k
As in
Price wise
And
Time wise
rocky gale
TBF Necromunda seems more daunting listwise to build for
opaque coyote
heady rivet
I wanna get into Kill Team and start making my own DnD esque campaigns
Bro what. Necromunda is the narrative skirmish game, its built on that whole premise
heady rivet
TBF Necromunda seems more daunting listwise to build for
I can see that tbh
opaque coyote
https://tenor.com/view/sango-pokemon-sango-pokemon-horizon-laughing-sango-laughi...
@heady rivet
opaque coyote
But honestly Maledictum seems more my style
Also like I said earlier
I need to introduce my friends to the setting
And although Necromunda is cool
I need to introduce them to like
The average experience
Before going into Necromunda which is noted to be
Special
Since Necromunda is wild even for Imperial standards
limpid granite
Now get this
opaque coyote
When the Tyranids find the planet kinda gross.
limpid granite
Necromunda killteam
opaque coyote
It's special
opaque coyote
Gotta introduce my friends to
Hive World Genericus #19378
Yeah that's what I'll call it
Because I have a childish sense of humor
opaque coyote
Hive World Genericus #19378
Also the number is how many worlds are named Genericus
That's how generic it is
The number also frequently changes
Because the number of worlds is constantly in flux due to the Administratum
And they lost track long ago
arctic talon
Watching a Necromunda newbie make the worst gang list of all time and trying not...
List of nothing but naked Juves and 3 champions with snipers
heady rivet
List of nothing but naked Juves and 3 champions with snipers
You can just say Escher
heady rivet
List of nothing but naked Juves and 3 champions with snipers
That message implies they have lists besides that
arctic talon
Yeah they got uhhh
Normal gangers
And uhhhhh
That’s it
Anyways I love dumping double hand flamer orlock wreckers on people
heady rivet
Anyways I love dumping double hand flamer orlock wreckers on people
Hey. Die a horrible death <3
arctic talon
Hey. Die a horrible death <3
#1 rude
#2 U 2
heady rivet
I hate Wreckers because I have a curse against them where always win against me
arctic talon
lol
heady rivet
No matter WHAT
arctic talon
Have you seen the stupid ass all wrecker + 1 road captain gang list
It’s so stupid and I want to try it someday
queen laurel
Have you seen the stupid ass all wrecker + 1 road captain gang list
hey wolf who currently rules Necromunda
heady rivet
On two different occasions I am close to winning and then the Orlock player decideds last turn to make me suffer for it and brains someone important
queen laurel
After the succession stuff
arctic talon
Helmwar again
heady rivet
hey wolf who currently rules Necromunda
Lord Helmawr won his throne back
vital ginkgo
Who is the most merciful faction in the Imperium?
arctic talon
On two different occasions I am close to winning and then the Orlock player deci...
The two handed hammer hidden up my ass
jade holly
Who is the most merciful faction in the Imperium?
That’s a funny joke
The only mercy is a quick death
Not even some imperium loyalists get that
vital ginkgo
That’s a funny joke
queen laurel
Lord Helmawr won his throne back
great of course he did
heady rivet
great of course he did
HARD-carried by his failson and BPD Princess daughter
arctic talon
https://tenor.com/view/i-could%27ve-sworn-there-was-a-gif-of-this-whatever-squid...
Do I roll up with that shit and subject everyone to the torment nexus
vital ginkgo
The only mercy is a quick death
Fire quote
arctic talon
Gona bring full kitted out wreckers with demo charges
heady rivet
The two handed hammer hidden up my ass
One turn before table: Flail applied to Gang Queens frontal cortex
One turn before escape: Wrecker with a chainsword applied to the sniper Patrolman
heady rivet
Do I roll up with that shit and subject everyone to the torment nexus
If you play in-person you're getting jumped in the parking lot
arctic talon
Yeah
And?
It’ll be worth it
Besides it’s not the most heinous thing ever brought to twice monthly munda
signal bramble
storm jungle
solid horizon
heady rivet
Besides it’s not the most heinous thing ever brought to twice monthly munda
Orlock with guild of coin and two fixers if you wanna ruin the economy
valid needle
Who is the most merciful faction in the Imperium?
Guardsmen.
Maybe space marines as funny as that sounds
In terms of they’ll kill you quickest
valid needle
All ordos of the inquisition love torturing mfs
Sisters of battle love torturing people but more zealously
Custodes kill quick ig
rose thorn
whos ognna be the primarch stand in for BA anyhow?
isnt sanguins soul like
obliterated?
storm jungle
not his soul but yeah hes dead
rose thorn
ah
storm jungle
he'll prob be the last primarch they bring back
rocky gale
If I had a penny for everytime Lee Pace was leader of a galactic empire I'd have atleast 5 pennies I think
storm jungle
because by the time we get the last loyalist primarch the setting will prob be in like some mega-death fuckfiesta
arctic talon
whos ognna be the primarch stand in for BA anyhow?
They’ll likely have some sort of super charged sanguinor
rose thorn
he'll prob be the last primarch they bring back
in terms of primarch for each suppliment
arctic talon
Here’s how it’ll be (imo)
Alive -> once out of alive move onto dead ones with some sort of artificial or reconstructed one
rose thorn
god i hope every legiosn primarch doenst return, that is gonna be horrible for hte health of every non space marine faction
arctic talon
god i hope every legiosn primarch doenst return, that is gonna be horrible for h...
Tbf primarchs are usually total shit on the tabletop lol
So it doesn’t matter
storm jungle
💰
rose thorn
yeah but people will buy them lmao
arctic talon
I would rather every faction get less big centerpieces
arctic talon
yeah but people will buy them lmao
Doesn’t really matter
People already buy them
lol
storm jungle
yeah primarchs sell like crazy
arctic talon
Like
storm jungle
they 100% have this shit planned from the get-go as well
rose thorn
"well gsc sells less than pissbor the primarch so we better release mroe for the pissbor legion"
arctic talon
GW bringing primarchs back will not change marine sales numbers
arctic talon
"well gsc sells less than pissbor the primarch so we better release mroe for the...
They already do that
lol
arctic talon
Nothing is going to change
Mag
You’re playing a niche faction for better or for worse 💀
rocky gale
Sanguinor will get enhanced by the spirit of Sanguinius and become the Gold Angel, then we'll also get an embodiment of the Black Angel for Chaos
arctic talon
Gsc are like literally the least popular faction sales wise
storm jungle
Sanguinor will get enhanced by the spirit of Sanguinius and become the Gold Ange...
literally this btw
arctic talon
But GW is at least committed to giving every faction a single mini every edition
Aside from knights
So it won’t be like how it used to be lol
Where you just get nothing for 12 years straight
And then you suddenly get like 3 guys and that’s it
lol
rocky gale
Aside from knights
Knights got like 2 new things this edition
arctic talon
Yeah
limpid granite
literally this btw
perturabo will probably have a setpiece model like angron
rose thorn
Knights got like 2 new things this edition
Chaso knights get 2 things, imperial gets 1
storm jungle
perturabo will probably have a setpiece model like angron
all primarchs do tbh
they are marvel characters
arctic talon
But GW has clarified knights are the only faction that won’t always get something
lol
rocky gale
Chaso knights get 2 things, imperial gets 1
Na they got uhhhhhh
limpid granite
they are marvel characters
the lion looks fucking good
storm jungle
the lion looks fucking good
Hes just a big space marine
rose thorn
i ethically disagree with chaos knights getting to bring imperial kngihts
storm jungle
so idc either way lol
arctic talon
i ethically disagree with chaos knights getting to bring imperial kngihts
It’s literally fine I’m ngl
limpid granite
but all of the daemon primarchs like fulgrim and angron have massive setpieces due to them being huge daemons
arctic talon
Also destrier is IK exclusive
limpid granite
perty is going to be hell with all of the poky bits
arctic talon
Same with the protector thing this edition
limpid granite
since i heard those break easily
arctic talon
Eh it depends
rose thorn
It’s literally fine I’m ngl
yeah but being forced to kitbash something isnt really great
rocky gale
Knight got a new Knight Questoris box that had new weapons in it
arctic talon
Spikes rather
rocky gale
I think
arctic talon
Knight got a new Knight Questoris box that had new weapons in it
Yeah the got the new shield gen knight
rocky gale
Which gave them a new build option
arctic talon
And the destrier
arctic talon
Chaos knights got the drill and flamer dude
storm jungle
i love how the Destrier is just ANOTHER new category of knight
arctic talon
But still they’re the only faction GW has said isn’t guaranteed to always get something
rose thorn
whats more liekly getting dorn or refreshing drukhari
storm jungle
and is "for nobles who love ot get into melee" aka the same purpose as like 10 other knight types
arctic talon
i love how the Destrier is just ANOTHER new category of knight
I’m ngl I fucking love it lol
storm jungle
I’m ngl I fucking love it lol
👎
limpid granite
I’m ngl I fucking love it lol
knight with a fuckoff pile bunker
rocky gale
It's cool
arctic talon
Jokes aside drukhari and GK refresh is 11e
Like 100%
So they’ll come earlier
lol
Before dorn
But it’s prolly Russ first anyways
celest dome
What's the smaller Knight unit atm ?
storm jungle
Armiger?
arctic talon
What's the smaller Knight unit atm ?
Smallest knight is armiger
rose thorn
What's the smaller Knight unit atm ?
arminger
rose thorn
What's the smaller Knight unit atm ?
unless you mean dude on foto
john knight
i forgot his name
rocky gale
Canus Rex?
celest dome
Pilot ?
rose thorn
i never seen anyoen run canus rex seriously
rose thorn
thats good to hear
i am still keepign my promise of not buying 40k until either of the factions i like gets more than a foot hero, which is very likely
celest dome
How do you run the dude on foot ?
rose thorn
if GK get a refresh
rose thorn
How do you run the dude on foot ?
kngiht dies and canus titan fall jumps out of it
rocky gale
His best
rose thorn
shoot cultists with hsi pea shooter and cap objectives
arctic talon
And what does he do ?
His best
celest dome
Wonder if they would do smaller Knight than Armigers, kinda like infantry Knights
rocky gale
My current Imp Knights collection to go with my Sisters
rose thorn
Wonder if they would do smaller Knight than Armigers, kinda like infantry Knight...
probably royal guard
oOH Yeah imperial knights got a kit but i am not in the mental space to hobby a knight
rn
arctic talon
Wonder if they would do smaller Knight than Armigers, kinda like infantry Knight...
They won’t prolly. We’ll get house guard before that imo
celest dome
I wouldn't want full infantry, but having small Sentinel like Knights or something
rocky gale
I will not be painting hazard stripes on them
rancid cove
Jeff the nid
rose thorn
i hope they dont do house guard, it will put kngihts in even more annoying for people spot
rose thorn
agents in kngihts are already rreally good
rose thorn
yeah by not needing agents
limpid granite
My current Imp Knights collection to go with my Sisters
send a destrier to huron this time the point blank melta will vaporize his ass
rose thorn
lmao
arctic talon
Extreme Skew is lame anyways lol
rocky gale
They'll be Sororitas sworn Knights, so gonna be Marble and Gold
jade holly
Wish Chaos Knights blended more with armies instead of just being allies
Would be cool to run them as fully integrated in like daemon Engine army
rose thorn
i am still trying to mentally reocver from GKs not getting anything this edition, im on copium prime htey gotta get refrehsed
arctic talon
Would be cool to run them as fully integrated in like daemon Engine army
Just bring an allied chaos knight bruh
It’s not that deep
If you bring more then 1 big knight it’s not gona be a daemons engine list anymore
rose thorn
yeah lmao
arctic talon
Unless you’re playing at like 3k points
rose thorn
there is a CK detachemtn that lets you bring cultists you eat
arctic talon
Me when half of my list cost wise is made up by knights
rocky gale
Have they announced how Destier is going to work for allies yet?
arctic talon
No
rose thorn
Have they announced how Destier is going to work for allies yet?
its probably gonna act like any other
arctic talon
I’d assume like armiger
rocky gale
Like does it count as a big knight or as two Armigers
rose thorn
bring 1 call it a day
arctic talon
Or they bump armiger up to 3
rose thorn
id say big since its fast
hallow saddle
Destrier, thats what Norman knights called the finest war horses
rose thorn
What's the Armiger limit?
i think its 4 or 2
but it use to be 3
the combat patrol i mean
jade holly
Does new editions come with new Combat Patrols?
arctic talon
Yes
rose thorn
Does new editions come with new Combat Patrols?
yes
rocky gale
It will
rose thorn
new boxes ot buy and never play combat patorl
rocky gale
Apparently they're going to make 11th edition Combat Patrol more like Spearhead
rose thorn
even eons of battle openly hates combat patorl and he is gws greatest shill /pos
rocky gale
Because people actually like playing Spearhead
rose thorn
Apparently they're going to make 11th edition Combat Patrol more like Spearhead
i wont put much faith into that
jade holly
even eons of battle openly hates combat patorl and he is gws greatest shill /pos
What’s wrong with Eons of Battle exactly? I like his kitbashing and painting videos
arctic talon
i wont put much faith into that
There’s mystery cards in the 11e box
So it’s prolly gona be like spearhead
Also the latest cos vs skaven spearhead kind of fucking sucks lol
But you didn’t hear that from me
rose thorn
What’s wrong with Eons of Battle exactly? I like his kitbashing and painting vid...
nothing hes great, his job is that he is a shill but hes cool
limpid granite
For some reason 💀
the vid isnt marked as a spoiler?
rocky gale
It is for me
arctic talon
Lemme just take a fuckin screenshot it’s so weird
I’m on an iPhone if that matters
lol
limpid granite
aw man
heady rivet
Just pulled cards for a Munda campaign territory list and it perfectly fit what I was hoping for the vibes of the settlement to be
arctic talon
My phones old as shit lol
queen laurel
My phones old as shit lol
It's still breathing and working so it's not ready to be replaced yet
arctic talon
I’d switch if it broken but it’s not broken yet lmao
Yeah
Why the fuck would I replace a perfectly good phone lol
heady rivet
Just pulled cards for a Munda campaign territory list and it perfectly fit what ...
The best part: We dont even have a Van Saar gang
jade holly
arctic talon
Mohammed and Kareem
Someone I know keeps on calling them that and I can’t get it out of my head now
celest dome
What a better world it would be if Narco Den were replaced by Nacho Dens
arctic talon
Sell nacho’s out of the narco den
celest dome
Bone Shrine, Generatorium and Needle Ways ware the most interesting
lament shoal
https://klipy.com/gifs/loaded-nachos-food
Need
heady rivet
Or is that it’s actual name
Actual name. Its a temporary settlement thats existed for centuries now
heady rivet
https://klipy.com/gifs/loaded-nachos-food
If only...
Latina Eschers would be like, doubly crazy
arctic talon
Actual name. Its a temporary settlement thats existed for centuries now
That’s fun
rocky gale
Latina Eschers would be like, doubly crazy
heady rivet
https://klipy.com/gifs/taking-notes-write-down-2
Loops back around to be normal 
storm jungle
BRUH
plush mason
ok so during the great crusade each primarch customized their legion's ships, are those customization still a part of the chapters fleets or did they revert to the standard configurations in 40k
rancid cove
https://x.com/krasmazovswife/status/2041545880814174219?s=20
Helsreach... which I'm sure many Black Templar larpers have read...
arctic talon
ok so during the great crusade each primarch customized their legion's ships, ar...
It depends
mossy peak
ok so during the great crusade each primarch customized their legion's ships, ar...
depends on how broke the chapter is
arctic talon
lol
plush mason
what customizations did the primarchs make anyway, the only one i know first hand is the Khan had his made faster than other ships of their class
heady rivet
depends on how broke the chapter is
Well you have to remember that a lot of ship are just that old anyway too
plush mason
yeah that tracks because i assume they made customizations that enhanced how they liked to operate
heady rivet
what customizations did the primarchs make anyway, the only one i know first han...
Important note is that after the splitting of the legions, they specifically made sure the Astartes ships were more for supporting their ground operation instead of fighting other ships
Hence why Mehreens LOVE boarding
plush mason
Important note is that after the splitting of the legions, they specifically mad...
oh so BFGA2 was lore accurate
SM ships fold like fucking tissue paper againt most other ships in that game, but their boarding attacks are top tier
arctic talon
Yeah
solid horizon
Helsreach... which I'm sure many Black Templar larpers have read...
new Red Alert game looking funky
jade holly
Could heavy Intercessors work as the main blob of a space marine army?
Just thinking up a heavy weapons focused army
Termies, Dreadnoughts, Heavy Ints, Aggressors
solid horizon
bro he's a necron main there is no way he knows about mobility
rocky gale
Heavy Ints are good, they're just more expensive both pointwise and cashwise
solid horizon
^
arctic talon
Yeah
rocky gale
You're spending more for 5 Heavy Ints than you are for a squad of 10 regular Ints
jade holly
You’re gona lack mobility tho
The main armies I wanna play are Votann, IW, and Necrons what the FUCK is mobility?
rocky gale
Like £40 for a squad of 10 intercessors, £42 for a squad of 5 heavies
But I do luv me Heavies
hallow saddle
they are cool
solid horizon
The main armies I wanna play are Votann, IW, and Necrons what the FUCK is mobili...
IW are mobile
if you use machines
jade holly
Or Warpstrike Champions actually yeah
solid horizon
IW doesnt really mean anthing though
it's not a faction, it could be as much IW as it could be black legion, alpha legion, word bearers or night lords
rocky gale
and tbh their kit isn't very modular
jade holly
You’d think I’d be all over an Admech army since they’re very machine heavy
rocky gale
But I still luv em
solid horizon
You’d think I’d be all over an Admech army since they’re very machine heavy
thing is, they are not
jade holly
But I heard the army both sucks to acquire money wise and it sucks on tabletop
rocky gale
I've got 20 Heavy Ints and it was a hell of a lot of work to make them not all look exactly the same
solid horizon
the dunecrawler is fine as a gun platform I guess, but unless you have good tactics, skittles are very meh cannon fodder
jade holly
Are the Hasturii any good?
solid horizon
idk I havent played them yet bruh
rocky gale
Are the Hasturii any good?
They ain't even out yet
arctic talon
Are the Hasturii any good?
Fuck no lol
Their datasheet is super overcosted
They cost more then Havocs and Devestators
solid horizon
exterminators are very doo doo from what i've seen
solid horizon
it's a shame, eradication rays are such fabulous guns
arctic talon
Exterminators are absolute garbage at 135
Fusiliers are a painful 145
I’d take them at 80 and 120 respectively lol
arctic talon
Fusiliers are fine if they go down by like 20-40 points
Exterminators are actually shit
lol
Exterminators need either more range, more movement, or a less shit gun
Also a points cut
solid horizon
yeah it's sad cause I love eradication rays but this just aint it
regular eradication ray is much better than whatever the heck they have
solid horizon
hastarii are uh
shortsighted havocs
with worse toughness (because apparently lifting heavy guns makes you as tough as a termie)
arctic talon
Havocs got that fat fuck armor
I guess
They’ve had that gimmick for so long I don’t even remember why
jade holly
THEY HAVE T5??
solid horizon
yes
havocs and dark reapers are very good units, but one like the other : dont get them killed because they are very important
solid horizon
wraith construct
jade holly
Kid named wraith construct with T6
Canoptek Wraiths being led by a Technomancer
arctic talon
But it’s funny seeing someone new run into wraith constructs for the first time
Like “what the fuck is that, I thought eldar were fast”
solid horizon
Canoptek Wraiths being led by a Technomancer
Canoptek wraiths are completely different things tho
solid horizon
canoptek wraiths are more like deldar bikes
I guess necrons dont really have a havoc type of unit
arctic talon
Destroyers vaguely
jade holly
Do Immortals count?
solid horizon
immortals are glorified warriors lol
if you give them a tesla carbine they're fast tho
solid horizon
Oh if only we had up to date Lokhust Destroyers
as if immortals were up to date either
jade holly
as if immortals were up to date either
They’re newer models though aren’t they?
solid horizon
they've had that ye ye ass model for 6 editions already
james workshop is just too lazy to reuse the warden model to make new immortal sculpts
the immortal sculpt is from like uh
5th edition
for some reason it has not been updated and keeps the more alieny old necron headshape
rose thorn
Necrons aged really well
rocky gale
Their robotic chunkiness lends well to their long lasting nature
languid meadow
they def aged well but put them up against normal warriors and well
honestly the only necron model that needs an update is trazyn ngl
the rest are still pretty damn good (Or have been updated already)
(also other factions need it way more lmfao)
PLEASE update him when you already did Orikan
solid horizon
trazyn being based in 25mm will never not be funny
solid horizon
for reference, flayed ones which are often considered as the smallest based models are based in 28.5
languid meadow
he def feels oversized on it
He's literally off of it slightly lmfao
languid meadow
oh god the old flesh texture
solid horizon
first metal truecrons had small bases but then it was standard base size
for some reason plastic necrons were sold with the equal amount of 25 and 32mm bases
jade holly
What should I expect a new Necrons combat patrol to have in 11e?
solid horizon
expect no necron combat patrol
languid meadow
honestly the only necron models I think we're prob gonna get in 11 is just trazyn
maybe like...
immortal refresh with a KT
jade holly
honestly the only necron models I think we're prob gonna get in 11 is just trazy...
Lokusts and Deceiver need updates too
languid meadow
I was thinking small but I don't think Deceiver will get updated in a long time
rocky gale
Don't worry I got an inside source, so I'll give you a wee leak for what all is going to be in the the Cron's 11th edition Combat Patrol box
languid meadow
ah yes the thragg patrol
jade holly
Don't worry I got an inside source, so I'll give you a wee leak for what all is ...
Only 18 Scarabs? Smh
plush mason
this perfectly sums up most elves
mossy peak
rocky gale
Yea but Fulgrim has two good minis
Daemon Angron meanwhile has one good mini and this thing
heady rivet
When she nut but you still suckin
rancid cove
I'm not really a fan of his face
Like the model is good but that facial expression aint it
rocky gale
It's surprising that Angron is somehow the better of the two HH World Eater models which released together
rancid cove
Lmao that face
rocky gale
It's so bad
rancid cove
rocky gale
Someone made this shit on Hero Forge
rocky gale
Hell Hero Forge looks better
rancid cove
Well now you lying
solid horizon
tbh it's difficult to sculpt and paint a face on this scale
id like to see u tryin 
valid needle
solid horizon
feel no pain +2
languid meadow
young pecan
Hi losers
rocky gale
Cute
young pecan
Thank you for your time and dedication here losers
languid meadow
gleaming gale
Dude folded fast
storm jungle
holy yap
also "hold off the destructive force"
YOU ARE NOT WARMASTER HORUS MY DUDE
🥀
solid horizon
more like piss in the middle east
heady rivet
YOU ARE NOT WARMASTER HORUS MY DUDE
The Trump Tergiversation
rancid cove
also "hold off the destructive force"
He acting like hes Horus when the interex showed up on Murder
storm jungle
He acting like hes Horus when the interex showed up on Murder
"THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER"
He says to the 5 present marines of the mournival in the room
rancid cove
rocky gale
The Trump Tergiversation
Who shall perish in the virus bombing of Mar-a-Lago III
I know I'm supposed to be:
A) feeling nostalgia for a New Vegas location
B) noticing the name Cooper Howard
But i'm just laughing at Unk Dracula
heady rivet
mossy peak
Dude folded fast
boooring
midnight dragon
Is it possible to be raised by orks and has it ever happened
flat nimbus
storm jungle
Is it possible to be raised by orks and has it ever happened
Raised in what way
outer wave
Is it possible to be raised by orks and has it ever happened
No, they typically will beat you to death and probably eat you
midnight dragon
Raised in what way
Nvm
near wasp
near wasp
Yeah orks ain't gonna raise you
outer wave
Orks are pretty xenophobic in their own way and their method of camadrie isnt something a human baby could handle
storm jungle
Yeah i was gonna say lol
outer wave
Ie beating the shit out of each other until teeth fall out and/or death
near wasp
Orks break from soil fully grown
outer wave
Also that
lament shoal
I am an ork. I come from the soil
near wasp
Like orks talk about how humans reproduce and find it gross
heady rivet
Orks also just enjoy suffering tbh
Orks think its funny to hold Human children over fires 
valid needle
Is it possible to be raised by orks and has it ever happened
Orks eat babies and sacrifice humans to molech. You tell me.
heady rivet
Like orks talk about how humans reproduce and find it gross
They dont have dicks but they find them really funny
lament shoal
Why did I get heart emoted
An ork did that
outer wave
Fuuuuck.....
heady rivet
Orks eat babies and sacrifice humans to molech. You tell me.
His name is Mork, ya git
hollow lantern
Orks think its funny to hold Human children over fires <:NazrinHappi:11875686392...
I buy that, they think it's funny to throw each other into squig pits too
storm jungle
Orks also just enjoy suffering tbh
This is prob one of the most funny parts where some people cope saying "they dont know better"
orks literally actively enjoy being sadistic
hollow lantern
Yeah they love that shit
midnight dragon
Orks eat babies and sacrifice humans to molech. You tell me.
This is exactly why I said nvm,
outer wave
Yeah, they're just not as creative as Dark Eldar or quite as involved
valid needle
His name is Mork, ya git
Oh come on we all know mork is an alias for molech.
heady rivet
Oh come on we all know mork is an alias for molech.
And Gork?
near wasp
Golech
storm jungle
30k brainrot
outer wave
No, I just know my demonology
I read the wikipedia article the one time and recognize it from Persona
solid horizon
sophisticated orks be like
midnight dragon
orks literally actively enjoy being sadistic
Exactly, ppl have been so deluded by the fact they are used as comedic relief that they forget that orks use non combatants as targets and tools
solid horizon
"I raise a toast to Golem and Moloch"
valid needle
Not Molech
🤓
flat nimbus
Exactly, ppl have been so deluded by the fact they are used as comedic relief th...
gasp! Servitor, fetch me a fresh tea, I just spat it out in shock!
And get another prole on the firing line, I’m getting bored
nocturne crest
Digganobz KT, yes or no?
hollow lantern
Personally, no
celest cedar
Dude folded fast
can this guy die already
scenic trout
X
rancid cove
Yarrick if it was good
raven stone
https://x.com/i/status/2041623822323835376
Well suddenly it’s a two weeks ceasefire…
rose thorn
Yarrick if it was good
We gotta kill adeptus ridiculous
scenic trout
Well suddenly it’s a two weeks ceasefire…
As he literally said the war would stop two weeks ago
scenic trout
https://x.com/dramaalert/status/2041634189146038593?s=46
Someone free those plushies from his house
rose thorn
LMAO
nocturne crest
Personally, no
What if they were renamed to something like Nobies?
midnight dragon
This moment of silent is sponsored by tacticus
hollow lantern
What if they were renamed to something like Nobies?
Idk they're wearing green face, it's a bit uncouth.
midnight dragon
Tacticus is Warhammer 40k in your PHONE???
nocturne crest
Good point.
scenic trout
This moment of silent is sponsored by tacticus
midnight dragon
You thought us being in your video game library, your book shelf, and your major hobbies
Was enough??
scenic trout
Me no phone, me broke
midnight dragon
Nope!!! We are right next to Instagram now!!@
scenic trout
midnight dragon
Buy the premium pass
Slave
Use the code in my bio to get a free unit!!!
Play now!!
scenic trout
Honestly no idea how that game has audience because I never saw anything about it
Not a single gameplay
midnight dragon
Honestly no idea how that game has audience because I never saw anything about i...
I think its a gatcha?
Or like
They want you to spin for named characters
scenic trout
Why is no surprise for a modern mobile game
midnight dragon
That's kinda gatcha
midnight dragon
Why is no surprise for a modern mobile game
We got gatcha 40k before gta6
rancid cove
We gotta kill adeptus ridiculous
The stuff is kinda pog ngl
rose thorn
The stuff is kinda pog ngl
Thy openly admit its a rip off of
Overchud
rose thorn
I need to find who ever over kill’s model sculptor is and free him
celest cedar
https://x.com/dramaalert/status/2041634189146038593?s=46
womp womp
arctic talon
Who wants Valrak slop
Because I got some
Summary of the alleged rumours above;
- a TO directly asked if anymore Primarch's were returning in 11E; this was confirmed by staff (more than one), but "they can't go into detail at this time"
Games Workshop one year ago hired authors to write stories around Armageddon, as well as Commorragh
storm jungle
Summary of the alleged rumours above;
- a TO directly asked if anymore Primarch...
"cant go into detail" okay so yeah another one is coming lol
fervent geode
Probably Pert
storm jungle
Peter is also confirmed
they never put daemon primarchs on art usually so hes more or less gonna be cooming
heady rivet
Imagine its Ferrus Manus and GW says "Fucka ll yall" and the CEo shoots himself during a press conference
fervent geode
Very lorepilled of them
nocturne crest
Imagine its Ferrus Manus and GW says "Fucka ll yall" and the CEo shoots himself ...
It's Ferrus Manus, but he's joining the t'au.
fervent geode
It's Ferrus Manus, but he's joining the t'au.
He’s taking over and making it a worse dictatorship
nocturne crest
Farsight Ferrus Manus
arctic talon
He’s taking over and making it a worse dictatorship
I was about to say it already is one
nocturne crest
He’s taking over and making it a worse dictatorship
Like 1984 or Animal farm?
fervent geode
I was about to say it already is one
No more “benevolence”
fervent geode
Like 1984 or Animal farm?
Think worse
nocturne crest
That or he fucks off and joins the Votann.
sacred bluff
DID guy haley do a siege book
fervent geode
That or he fucks off and joins the Votann.
He takes over destroys all the AI and eventually kills everyone
arctic talon
Anyways it’s always funny how the melee phoenix lords can generally one turn in melee
nocturne crest
Think worse
How so. Man just wanted to do his job for the emperor.
fervent geode
DID guy haley do a siege book
The Lost and the Damned
arctic talon
How so. Man just wanted to do his job for the emperor.
He literally loved being a genocidal warlord
lol
fervent geode
How so. Man just wanted to do his job for the emperor.
He lives in a Medusan Shithole and got the mentality of be hard and live hard and genocide hard
sacred bluff
The Lost and the Damned
that was the worst book...
now i'm scared of the cawl books...
storm jungle
now i'm scared of the cawl books...
the cawl books are good
arctic talon
now i'm scared of the cawl books...
The Cawl books are good
fervent geode
that was the worst book...
I liked Skraivok getting punted over a wall
storm jungle
they are literally universally praised lol
fervent geode
And the Cawl books are good
arctic talon
Haley does literally everything
storm jungle
and over
arctic talon
lol
fervent geode
He fucked Krukesh’s character but then kills him off anyway so it’s fine
arctic talon
Also tbh the Cawl books aren’t good Mechanicus books aside from genefather tbh.
They’re great character books though
sacred bluff
otay i not scared no more ☺️
arctic talon
Don’t expect a bunch of in depth mechanicus stuff aside from genefather
Cawls the star of the show
arctic talon
Yes
midnight dragon
Im bouta blow
arctic talon
Kurze didn’t give a shit
midnight dragon
Aaah
arctic talon
About being a genocidal warlord
storm jungle
is that the book with the big named daemon
thats in the last one currently
uhhh Archmagos
again, wonderful and super original and creative names
arctic talon
Archmagos’s name is ass
lol
The great work and genefather aren’t horrid
Archmagos is prolly the shittiest title ever
sacred bluff
i liked that perturabo showed up in the end of the scouring
doesn't he deal with the same daemon
storm jungle
I pogged
uh later
we do know him and Vashtorr regularly deal because Vash is a good businessman
sacred bluff
vashtor 
nocturne crest
Would a returned ferrus get character development?
rancid cove
First book of Night Lord Omnibus
midnight dragon
Im bouta blow
I hate it when games have limited energy systems that take forever to get
daring creek
I hate it when games have limited energy systems that take forever to get
You are literally playing a mobile game
storm jungle
bro is playing the game....
daring creek
what do you expect
languid meadow
oh yeah I forgot to share
midnight dragon
You are literally playing a mobile game
We got bigger tyranid invasions to stop
rancid cove
I hate it when games have limited energy systems that take forever to get
which game is this again
languid meadow
they're buttons 
midnight dragon
which game is this again
Tacticus
rancid cove
ty
storm jungle
they're buttons <:asriel_thumbs_up:783533169042915348>
FINALLY
languid meadow
instead of triggers or twists
storm jungle
the fucking mystery is solved
flat nimbus
dawg, I play idle games on my phone and even I couldn’t get past Tacticus’s gacha shard bullshit
storm jungle
i do prefer the handles but the buttons are kinda cute too
midnight dragon
bro is playing the game....
I mean the game so far makes me wish that they released a better game because they could of done way better then this
But its not horrible
storm jungle
I mean the game so far makes me wish that they released a better game because th...
mobile slop is mobile slop im afraid
midnight dragon
20 dollars
20 dollars for what?
midnight dragon
dawg, I play idle games on my phone and even I couldn’t get past Tacticus’s gach...
I haven't got to that part yet
midnight dragon
mobile slop is mobile slop im afraid
Playing tacticus makes me feel like the biggest israeli patriot
sacred bluff
Would a returned ferrus get character development?
HOW would they bring him back
would he be like that copy horus made
also what happened to him
midnight dragon
<:whatthefuck_heresy:1049724444207239168>
Consuming my corporate gray slop
storm jungle
Consuming my corporate gray slop
🫡
storm jungle
HOW would they bring him back
Warp Ghost or some shit
remember 40k works on comic book logic
any shit the writers wnat to happen will happen because of uhhh idfk magic or something
rose thorn
This is all of Twitter rn
nocturne crest
HOW would they bring him back
Clone from the warp that escaped the spider's lab, only to get to Medusa and fuse himself with the real ferrus manus skull
rose thorn
It is utterly falling apart Jesus Christ
storm jungle
Clone from the warp that escaped the spider's lab, only to get to Medusa and fus...
This guy
this guy gets it
nocturne crest
Just picture this, but one is a clone of manus and the other is his real skull
rose thorn
People are calling Iran Jews and saying Trump is a Jew and that they want to cause the apocalypse
rose thorn
The Russian bots are going CRAZY
rose thorn
always the same shit
Yeah, I just wanted to kinder my hope for humanity… (/reference)
storm jungle
lol all good
flat nimbus
and it’s the Christians that think they’re gonna bring about the apocalypse anyway
nocturne crest
Do you think Trump will get the US to leave NATO?
storm jungle
Doubt it
outer wave
Probably not
storm jungle
it would take a year too
outer wave
But life is long
storm jungle
you cant just leave
nocturne crest
Fair.
Based on the recent preview show at adept-con, what guard regiment could anyone see getting new models. I'm oddly thinking it might be first born, if they modify those new AOS units
sacred bluff
fine okay i love feet, SUE ME
rose thorn
AOS!!!! PLAY AOSSSSS