40k-lore-chat

[rancid cove]

Speed freak mongolians

[fervent geode]

All their 30k books are peak tho

Thanks Wraight

[daring creek]

Please get danganropa out of my face

[quiet orchid]

Yeah i love their fashion

[fervent geode]

They got done very well there

[rancid cove]

[quiet orchid]

They're just fast af?

[fervent geode]

You won’t love painting white tho

[fervent geode]

Use a lot of jetbikes

Rapid assault basically

[rose thorn]

I’m surpsied that chud chapter who was beta primaris isn’t more popular

[fervent geode]

That’s their tactics

[rancid cove]

The Khan's bike is so fast it counts as a small space craft
It also can fly in space

[fervent geode]

They are a pretty cultured chapter too

[rocky gale]

Turns out we can infact bully the multimillion dollar company into doing what we want

[rose thorn]

They also really like psykers

[fervent geode]

Calligraphers, Falconers, Smiths

They have a unique kind of Librarian, the Stormseer

[rose thorn]

They use storm magic and shit

[rancid cove]

If lightning paced assaults were taken literally

[fervent geode]

Genuinely mah brotherhood of the storm

The only better lightning assaults are us

[rose thorn]

In HH WS was the neutral legion and only decided to join the imperium at the end officially

[fervent geode]

They basically sided with the Imperium after they attacked Morty at Prospero

[rose thorn]

But did alot of anti chaos shit too

[fervent geode]

Coz Khan knew that this Chaos shit was sus

[rose thorn]

Yeha lmao

[fervent geode]

Yeap lol he didn’t like the Tyrant Big E

[storm jungle]

Looks the same to me

asian doll

[fervent geode]

He outright says he’s fighting against two brothers he loved and many he respected

But it’s no longer them anyway

[rose thorn]

It’s less about “to join Satan or space Hitler Stalin” but more like “well is there’s better option than joining space Hitler or Satan”

[rancid cove]

White Scars are slowly but surely getting into my most liked legions

[fervent geode]

Based

[rose thorn]

They are my second favorite after UM

[fervent geode]

We fought alongside some during the heresy

Zhenjin Khan eventually betrayed us but we respect the guy

[rocky gale]

That's because you're racist

[daring creek]

Asian beauty standards are terrifying

[rancid cove]

I think id put them as my 4th favorite tbh

[storm jungle]

I mean yes hello?

🇹🇷

[rose thorn]

Alpha legion is my favorite chaos legion but they are like 4th or 3rd

[fervent geode]

Can confirm

[storm jungle]

I LOVE starving to skeletal proportions

[fervent geode]

Literally me

“Just be anorexic guys we love it”

[rose thorn]

I love RG going on a stealth mission and then corvus gets pissed off at seeing slavery and single handedly guts all the slave owners he could find

[daring creek]

Ow should be canceled for whatever they did to whoever the fuck she is

[rocky gale]

Yea the Asian Beauty standard thing is why it's not radically different, apparently the Chinese playerbase was rioting because they thought they were going to "Make her ugly" ie give her a slightly bigger nose

[rancid cove]

If I had to make a top 5 fav legions id say

1. BA
2. NL
3. IW
4. WS
5. 30k DA

[daring creek]

I just find it gross

[fervent geode]

The fuck lmao

[scenic trout]

keeping the same nose lmao

[quiet orchid]

Guys, gimme good vídeos about blood angels!!!

[rocky gale]

The nose is slightly bigger

[fervent geode]

Curze just killing random people is peak too

[storm jungle]

Chinese gamers are some of the most sociopathic people ive seen lol

[rocky gale]

But like not as big as it is in art

[fervent geode]

Easy rage bait too

[storm jungle]

never forget the invasion of Super Earth, they review bombed the entire game because their country was being attacked lmfao

[scenic trout]

thats it, give her dog snout

https://tenor.com/view/dog-nose-big-nose-close-dog-gif-18361432660519520996

[rocky gale]

Yea they were trying to say that defying Asian beauty standards was like culturally insensitive and would be racist

[fervent geode]

I Remember when they review bombed all PDX games because India could conquer Tibet in Hoi4

[fervent geode]

[daring creek]

Appeasing to a misogynistic culture is so fucking evil dude

[storm jungle]

theres a reason Lunar Shityear is in every game at the end of the day

[daring creek]

Like. They're directly providing space for..whatever the fuck they did.

Already bad enough they have generic east asian aesthetics.

[storm jungle]

chinese people make em lots of money

[rocky gale]

Like the new design is an improvement, but come on just give her the big beautiful nose she has in the comics

[daring creek]

Different position. Shes smiling a bit. Theres a close up uh. She looks more shiny but thats just the lighting

[daring creek]

Who even is she and what changed

Anran

Thingy

[storm jungle]

speaking of china

what the actual fuck am i reading

[quiet orchid]

Guys!!! Gimme good vídeos about the goats of 40k, Blood Angels!!

[scenic trout]

whole civilization will die

[daring creek]

Red ultra marines

[storm jungle]

bro is talking like hes gonna nuke iran

[scenic trout]

And the same guy wons a fucking fifa peace noble

[quiet orchid]

[rocky gale]

Left is how she looked in the comics and animations before releasing as a character in game, right is how she released in game

[heady rivet]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[scenic trout]

It is absolute insane that he does not read his own thoughts

[heady rivet]

Every time someone gets a rhinoplasty an Angel loses its wings...

[scenic trout]

The hell you mean you will kill an entire civilization that will never be be revived, you dont want to happen still but must to die anyway

[rocky gale]

She's supposed to be a tomboy older sister who's responsible for her naive and overly optimistic little brother, but ingame they just gave her a cutesy girly face and the playerbase revolted over it

[heady rivet]

Literally every Overwatch woman has the same face anyway

[scenic trout]

post kiriko

[daring creek]

"Hey everyone! We're commiting genocide!"

[rocky gale]

So they changed the face model, so it's better but I'd like more tbh

[fervent geode]

Overwatch is the pinnacle of goonergame from what I’ve seen

[heady rivet]

They know what they do

[fervent geode]

Hey, it sells

[heady rivet]

Remember this company had the Cosby room

[daring creek]

Wasn't part of widowmakers nipple visible

[storm jungle]

its likely the powerplant strikes he'll be carrying out as that had 1 day left yesterday i think?

basically mega warcrime lol

[scenic trout]

dont think that was ever a thing

[fervent geode]

Oh yeah…

[heady rivet]

Her ass and/or tits inflated when you ulted once

[scenic trout]

powerplant strikes and the entire internet goes offline globally

[rancid cove]

Insert that one 4chan comment of a guys little brother who once saw his older brother playing overwatch and went
"Wait overwatch is a game?" Implying he only knew it from rule34

[storm jungle]

this was like 9 years ago

[rocky gale]

Wasn't the context for the Cosby Suite though that the wallpaper looked like a Bill Cosby sweater and they called it that before the news came out about him.

[heady rivet]

Sovl

[scenic trout]

the tf2 sniper zoom in and out while croutched looking up

[storm jungle]

SovOil?

[scenic trout]

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-tf2-team-fortress-2-sniper-dispenser-gif-17360227625363950132

[raven stone]

…I am not exactly a run of the mill Chinese but you didn’t have to go that far 😅

[fervent geode]

Not surprised lmfao

[heady rivet]

No they had a portrait of him or something, to like commemorate it

[fervent geode]

I don’t remember tbh, but if so that’s fitting as hell

[fervent geode]

Hey it’s cool I get money during LNY

[heady rivet]

Annotated

[rocky gale]

Again this was before Cosby was exposed

Like two years before

[heady rivet]

Its always the ones you most suspect...

[rocky gale]

Like it's ironic that it came out later, but at the time they weren't idolising his actions

[heady rivet]

So they just happened to have an SA room with a portrait of a guy who was a serial assaulter?

KILL THE MOID RACE

[storm jungle]

never ask about Lord Helmawr's Vandire Room

[rocky gale]

Unless you're saying they knew about Cosby before it became public knowledge

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1490753274280935516/Araneus_Unimpressed.gif

[gleaming gale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1489667906068287508/Palatine_Impressed.gif

[heady rivet]

I mean I wouldnt be shocked since literally everyone knew about P Diddy or Depp for years before and we all just decided "Eh, that'll resolve itself"

[storm jungle]

what was the Depp thing again

[rocky gale]

I can't even remember what the conclusion on the Depp thing was

[storm jungle]

i think he got away with it

[rocky gale]

Either he was abusing his wife or she was abusing him

[storm jungle]

lol yea

[rocky gale]

All I know is someone shat in the bed

[limpid granite]

Amber heard did that

[storm jungle]

Depp kinda looked too depressed to me but you never know, hes a good actor

never trust celebrities

[rocky gale]

They were probably both shitty people who were abusing eachother

[fervent geode]

I think it was both

[storm jungle]

LOL

[heady rivet]

Okay so yeah he got away with it because the jury was literally braindead

[storm jungle]

Yeah that sounds more realistic to me

[heady rivet]

❌

[fervent geode]

I like some of the extremely nonchalant Hong Kong actors

[storm jungle]

🫡

[rocky gale]

All celebs are shitty people

[storm jungle]

^

[fervent geode]

True

[storm jungle]

minus ones who literally dont wanna do anything with anything

[daring creek]

Markiplier is wholesome cuz reddit

[storm jungle]

i hate him too

lol

[fervent geode]

There’s a guy who bets on World Cup matches based on what jersey his dog sits on or smth

[rocky gale]

Yea apart from the chill celebs who basically donate 99% of their salary and then live in a one bed apartment

[daring creek]

wha he do

[storm jungle]

just dont like him >:)

[fervent geode]

He did the bite of 67

[heady rivet]

He claims it was a grand setup against him meanwhile they got doctors like "Yeah she told me he bruised and beat her. He was in the room at the time and agreed he did it" and they showed off evidence of records of him being like "Yeah I hit the fuck out of you" and then he got on the stand and went "Yeah that didnt happen" and the jury just decided to rule in his favor

[celest dome]

Kinda wonder, was Cosby in the Files ?

[storm jungle]

Yeah I still dont believe it lol

[daring creek]

Wait so you don't like him you don't hate him....for once...dilara isn't hating....

[storm jungle]

[daring creek]

Shes disliking...

[storm jungle]

Istanbul Aviv.... unimpressed

[fervent geode]

Yeah he was iirc

[daring creek]

She hates him cuz shes racist probably

Normal turkish activities

[fervent geode]

I think they talked and he talked with Maxwell too

[fervent geode]

General Inspectorate to Exterminate Markiplier

[heady rivet]

I mean you can watch the trial. She claims she hit in self-defense and despite LOADS of evidence he was hitting her he denies he hit her at ALL.

He even cut his own finger with the bottle, I know that got hyped up a lot by morons

[storm jungle]

I did. I still dont care or believe it.

They are both probably ghouls lol

[daring creek]

I can't wait for my heckin wholesome 100 youtuber to never be outed as like a bad person or whatever

Also

[heady rivet]

Is there a reason you just dont believe it at all or

[daring creek]

Why are we using this term

Content creator now

[fervent geode]

Music career or evil gooner

Choose

[fervent geode]

Cause the create content I guess

[storm jungle]

Because all celebs are just some form of ghoul, people loved Spacey until it turned out he was a mega-pedo and there was zero evidence for it beforehand

then uh

you know

all 7 of those witnesses disappeared

and no one cared

"they just were found dead"

lol

[daring creek]

Are all celebs pedos until otherwise subconsciously to you

[heady rivet]

Even so, she shouldnt have to be some "perfect victim" and the knock-on effect this trial had has actually been generally disasterous for the geneal world. You can trace a direct line from the Depp trial to the P Diddy trial where you can just abuse women and get a smack on the wrist because famous. Even worse than the conditions before the Depp trial

[daring creek]

I don't blame you honestly

[storm jungle]

You joke but this literally basically turns out to be the case 💀

[daring creek]

I feel the same way like

A lot

[storm jungle]

the Depp Fanboyism is strong here

[daring creek]

I'm just waiting for the cat to come out of a bag

Somewhere

[fervent geode]

Coz it’s almost completely true atp

The files

[storm jungle]

^

[daring creek]

Im always expecting it man

[storm jungle]

people mocked me for years saying rich people eat babies and hunt people for fun

then who woulda thunk

they did those

[daring creek]

Im not even phased by it anymore like its everywhere bruhhhh

[fervent geode]

Even before the files it kept happening

[daring creek]

Its a shitpost until its not

[fervent geode]

Like random celebs are assaulters or abusers or pedos

[daring creek]

[heady rivet]

Thats the exact opposite of what I just said, weak bait or doesnt know how to read. Call it

[young pecan]

If Markiplier ever turned out to be a bad person I would probably blow my shit smoove off

[storm jungle]

Its the classic case of hedonism, when you reach the top you get bored and wanna do more "exciting things"

[fervent geode]

Jimmy Savile, Bill Cosby etc

[young pecan]

He is the one popular figure I hold out hope for lmao

[heady rivet]

Sorry the LA Gangs got him

[daring creek]

Nikado avocado being a skinny mother fucker after all these years

[storm jungle]

Stop being mad and ragebaited and move on already, no one cares about Depp so i need you to shut the fuck up before i beat you to death with a metal pipe

[fervent geode]

Celebs are the Real Life Emperor’s Children coz they that evil atp

[young pecan]

I love that his whole thing was this

[heady rivet]

Weak bait and doesnt know how to read

[storm jungle]

"doesnt know" = doesnt wanna

call it

[heady rivet]

Yeah he's psychotic

[daring creek]

He has a nice bird so that's a plus

[fervent geode]

What’s even gonna do now

[fervent geode]

Didn’t they force feed the bird junk food

[daring creek]

Don't know about that one

[young pecan]

I'm pretty sure he made enough money off of that stuff to retire so

Living his life I guess

[fervent geode]

Probably lol

[young pecan]

Getting back to violin probably

[daring creek]

Being off the internet is good

I need to sleep

[storm jungle]

[daring creek]

Im so fucked

[fervent geode]

Nick avocado is the violinist at the next wedding you attend

[daring creek]

Why the face

Its true

[young pecan]

I've actually never been to a wedding

[fervent geode]

Coz dilara is a Reddit and discord super powermod

[storm jungle]

[storm jungle]

this is coming from the literal Incel Lords fan + discord user

like for like it looks like

[daring creek]

I didn't know dilara was a reddit mod

[storm jungle]

im not lol

[heady rivet]

In spirit though

[daring creek]

Now im even more scared...

[daring creek]

Ok thats rude

Spiritually a reddit mod

[fervent geode]

We may be incel lords but at least I’m too weak to run any online forums

[daring creek]

Eugh

[storm jungle]

im gonna ask the Depp fan present here to lie down and stop talking until the authorities arrive 🫡

[heady rivet]

Being a moderator of anything makes you ontologicallg evil

[fervent geode]

So I’m spiritually clean

[storm jungle]

spoken like an actual night lord

[fervent geode]

My dirty actions are justified because I don’t mean it yousee

[rocky gale]

Just went over the trial stuff again and yea, they're both assholes who were abusing each other

[heady rivet]

I'll be mean to the convicted wifebeater all I want

[storm jungle]

Nostramo Aviv Impressed

[storm jungle]

I need you to stop defending Depp for your own sake before im forced to remove you from the premises

[fervent geode]

https://tenor.com/view/konrad-curze-gaming-night-lords-total-war-40k-headset-gif-10544749875292118492

[heady rivet]

She hit him back, womp womp 🥀

[storm jungle]

FYI I still got no idea what this guy ^ is going about

[fervent geode]

https://tenor.com/view/democracy-manifest-succulent-chinese-meal-gif-6247352595627410905

[daring creek]

67

[rocky gale]

No, her own marriage councillor said that she had a near pathological need to cause violent situations and would regularly hit him to instigate a response

and described the situation as mutual abuse

[storm jungle]

again both pieces of shit

[young pecan]

No larmoth that's called being a girlboss acktchully

[daring creek]

This chat just births random topics outta nowhere huh

[fervent geode]

Two ghouls

[fervent geode]

Ghoulboss

[storm jungle]

Helluvaboss.....

[daring creek]

SHUTTHEFUCKUP

[storm jungle]

[rocky gale]

Yea, while he was abusing substances and saying weird shit about struggeling to contain his "monster"

[storm jungle]

LOL

[fervent geode]

What the fuck is that my desk mate was addicted to it

[daring creek]

When did we even

[storm jungle]

That checks out since Depp was literally a crackhead wasnt he

[daring creek]

Get on johnny dep

[fervent geode]

Bro is not a werewolf

https://tenor.com/view/4isnothere-gif-2063988287470807997

[storm jungle]

he IS preying on you tonight

[young pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/werewolf-woman-raining-pose-gif-16533081

[storm jungle]

🗣️ just like animals
🗣️ just like animals

[young pecan]

"Babe get away, my monster is coming out"

"No babe, I want to hit you too"

[fervent geode]

I don’t have crack here rn mr depp

[daring creek]

This being a white woman

[young pecan]

They were made for each other

[rocky gale]

No it is infact the opposite

[fervent geode]

You think they ever role played monster against monster hunter

[rocky gale]

They were awful for eachother and they made the other worse

[storm jungle]

a good fanfic trope

[young pecan]

Yeah I'm just shitposting, dw

[heady rivet]

Something this councilor came to the conclusion of after years of her being stuck in this abusive relationship. This didnt just manifest overnight. She was looking for control in a relationship he curated to be that way. He always knew he had control and would reguarly tell her as much

[storm jungle]

This guy is still going

[rocky gale]

Bro's headcanoning a psychologists report

[storm jungle]

Hes like that

https://klipy.com/gifs/insomnia-fight-club

[heady rivet]

Its literally the exact situation. The court and trial did show off the numerous times he straight up said he was in control the whole time, drugging her to keep her complacent (He admits this)

And again its funny his approach is "It didnt happen at all" and thats constantly contradicted vs "I did it back" and thats constantly backed up

[rocky gale]

and she admits that she would hit him in order to start fights and would humiliate him if he didn't hit her back

[heady rivet]

His defense is literally that its a Gone Girl style hoax

[rocky gale]

It's almost like they're both horrible people

and we've been saying that

[heady rivet]

https://x.com/disclosetv/status/2041504596934156387 Oh that aint good

Disclose.tv (@disclosetv)

JUST IN - Iran closes all diplomatic and indirect channels of communication with the U.S., suspending the exchange of messages, following Trump’s threat to kill Iran's "whole civilization." — Reuters

X · Apr 7, 2026, 1:13 PM

[storm jungle]

Yeah again they are 100% hitting the powerplants

🥀

[fervent geode]

My man gonna cause the Oil Crisis

Can’t stop sabotaging his own shitty administration

[young pecan]

If I get drafted, watch out for my inevitable frag on LiveLeak

[daring creek]

You losers getting drafted while I am immune due to having a diagnosed Mental Illness

[mossy peak]

i could probably wiggle out of it on some grounds

[daring creek]

Also no ones getting drafted

[young pecan]

Yeah no but I thought it was funny

[mossy peak]

yea true amerikkkans dont want to actually fight in the wars they cause nowadays

[sharp pollen]

do a flip on getting shot

[daring creek]

Trump is deliberately destablizing the economy right

[storm jungle]

a draft would only happen if it was some "devastating" event yea

like 9/11 tier

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/they-hit-the-pentagon-smiling-friends

[young pecan]

I can compromise and do a flip into the superior officer with a live grenade

[daring creek]

I want to go "hes a fucking idiot" but what if its all just a plan of like idk screwing us over to buy us back later idk???????

[rancid cove]

Other than the heresy and cadia what are other "9/11's" for the imperium?
Badab?

[sharp pollen]

+100 style points

[daring creek]

The beast?

[rancid cove]

Oh yeah forgot abt the war of the beast

[daring creek]

The discovery of tyranids too

They're pretty recent im p sure

[rocky gale]

Oil companies won't invest in Venezuela because the region was too unstable, so he's destabilising Iran and the Middle East to make Venezuela a more appealing market

[storm jungle]

^

they PUBLICLY said they dont want this

[daring creek]

[rocky gale]

War of the False Primarch, but it's got no real lore exploration

[heady rivet]

Oh that reminds me, Lucky Larry just bought that tower in LA the same week the military "lost" some drones in California

[rocky gale]

Other than "Bad shit happened"

[daring creek]

While hes cut taxes for corporations

Isnt tariffs fucking them even harder

[rancid cove]

Is it that war about a space marine who wanted to rule his own empire and imperium said no lol and nuked him

[heady rivet]

We know literally nothing more than the name

[rocky gale]

We don't know

[heady rivet]

And some chapters involved

[rancid cove]

Cool

[fervent geode]

War of the Beast, Nova Terra Interregnum and Pale Wasting

[heady rivet]

"The false Primarch"
Oh okay

[fervent geode]

M35 was hell

[rocky gale]

Yea all we know of the War of the False Primarch is it was bad, lots of Chapters fought in it and a bunch of it ended up redacted

That's it

[fervent geode]

5+chapters v twelve chapters is something around the numbers

[storm jungle]

it was basically GW's attempt at making the history of the Imperium more historically realistic and rich

the problem is as said above they never expanded on these crisis events

lol

[fervent geode]

Unfortunately we are stuck in M31 or M41

[heady rivet]

I like the theory it was a real Primarch but the Imperium didnt believe him and killed his ass anyway

[fervent geode]

Well M42

[heady rivet]

Because funny

[fervent geode]

They killed Omegon

He tried to do some more of his sneaky fucking loyalist traitor shit and they killed him

That’s my batshit theory

[storm jungle]

i do like how Omegon has entirely disappeared from the lore

all because the legion itself has no tabletop focus unlike the big 4

lmao

[fervent geode]

I’m alone now, time to get my legion out of the siege and fahck off

[fervent geode]

When they did the Forgeworld Vraks Campaign, the AL chaos lord was the only miniless one lol

[storm jungle]

KEK literally

[fervent geode]

Arkos the Hopeless more like

[heady rivet]

If he takes out any insurance get the hell out of LA

[fervent geode]

I’m praying literally anyone kills Omegon during the scouring

And also praying Curze was right about Dorn

[rocky gale]

It would be absolutely hilarious if Sagnuinius came back to life only to not be believed and killed by the Imperium during the War of the False Primarch

[fervent geode]

(He gets shanked and torn to pieces)

[storm jungle]

its not happening, Omegon's fate has never been confirmed and writers never change those

as for Curze unfortunately the writers are loyalist wanking hacks

so dont expect anything too deep alas

[heady rivet]

Backshots TWO!

https://tenor.com/view/e3-peggle-jump-two-gif-13350703

[fervent geode]

I think all the Eskrador stuff about his suspicious death makes it somewhat possible but i get wym since yknow mysterious fucker

[fervent geode]

I wish they let ADB kill Dorn (actually siggy was a better kill but I wish they went through with deciding he was dead fr)

[daring creek]

[hallow plover]

||I am || ||Omegon||

The spear is back tho (maybe? Maybe not)

Is ghost legion out?

[storm jungle]

Has been out for a month

[storm jungle]

also yeah funnily even Brooks has taken attention to CONSTANTLY have Akurra say "Im using the real staff, I THINK this is the real staff, not sure, but it probably is? Maybe?" in Ghost Legion

because we... dont really even know how the Inquisitor antagonist from Book 1 got the spear itself then transported it to a secret storage compound for bait as Akurra

i assume he'll expand on that at some point because Brooks constantly dwells on if the spear is legit or not which i really appreciate

[rose thorn]

I was gonna complain that we are still talking about Armageddon

But I like the idea

[opaque coyote]

https://www.timesnownews.com/world/middle-east/iran-youth-human-shields-around-power-plants-trump-tuesday-deadline-article-154012462

[rose thorn]

Of a post talking about cool planets

[storm jungle]

tbh Armageddon is as old as the setting itself so

[gleaming gale]

Indian newsletter

[opaque coyote]

"Bro just make a fucking human shield"

[rose thorn]

Crazy that Trump keeps targeting people he meets at villian-con

[spring cairn]

lmao

there can only be 1

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[fervent geode]

Eliminating the Competition

[spring cairn]

https://x.com/FoxNews/status/2041488918068040013

Fox News (@FoxNews)

🚨 BREAKING: Trump warns 'whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again' if Iran doesn't agree to deal to end war

X · Apr 7, 2026, 12:11 PM

also he just be posting how he's gonna kill everyone

but surely they will recover for the better after their entire country is reduced to rubble

[rose thorn]

What is he MONOLOGGING ABOUT

[opaque coyote]

It's like an orgy

[gleaming gale]

Pentagon pizza index spiked to nearly double compared to the spike before the Maduro stunt

[opaque coyote]

Everything is fucked

[storm jungle]

Like now too or?

[gleaming gale]

Yeah, 1250%

[storm jungle]

Yeah then thats prob powerplant strikes followed by ground invasion

i assume they are planning everything out rn

[spring cairn]

no ground invasion i think

[arctic talon]

Both are extremely fucked long term, eldar are slightly less fucked because they can still reproduce.

Dark eldar have 0 population issues as well

[spring cairn]

except maybe kark island

or whatever the name is

[storm jungle]

We'll see, the pizza index is high for some reason or another

also yeah prob that too

[gleaming gale]

Cmon US, send 2000 marines to land by boats, totally nothing wrong will happen on the sea

[spring cairn]

i think trump knows his ratings would tank too hard if they actually commit footsoldiers

[opaque coyote]

This is a guy who was denied being able to launch nukes

[storm jungle]

The hilarious part is IF this is just for that island they are basically planning for a useless manuveur where everyone knows they'll take the island straight away then get bombed to shit instantly lol

like

you cannot be this dumb right

[gleaming gale]

Me when my competition is the Pete Hegseth

[spring cairn]

it's larp

[heady rivet]

I'd be surprised if boots hit ground for a war he's constantly begging to ceasefire over

[spring cairn]

they won't do any ground invasion

[arctic talon]

Trumps brain is mush

You don’t know what he’ll do

Because it’s not real

[heady rivet]

Much to the chagrin of Israel, who already declared they wluldnt help if we did

[storm jungle]

"I got 40 years of experience in war and the military as awhole and earned my place as a general of the United States armed forces."

"Okay but you are black and a lady so im firing your ass."

[gleaming gale]

They just fired around 20 generals and replaced them with yesmen

So yeah, anything goes

[opaque coyote]

He's basically in some form of Dementia

So it could literally be

Somewhere inbetween

Doing nothing

And

Firing a nuclear missile

[storm jungle]

Literal purge in the most mundane way possible

[arctic talon]

Trumps got more efficient military purges then Xi

[heady rivet]

No no, he is lucid. He is literally just that stupid. He's perfectly aware of what he's doing and whats going on. He simply just think he is winning

[storm jungle]

who knew how easy purges were when you just fire people

[limpid granite]

this will basically be a very dirty battle over who is going to control the strait of honduras

[gleaming gale]

He didn't commit to the bit to have them shot by firing squad

Weak stalinist larp

[storm jungle]

yeah this is why Ive grown to hate the dementia comments. Like HE IS legit forgetful but thats literally because hes just fucking stupid, it has nothing to do with dementia lmao

[heady rivet]

Another 20 trillion ethnic minorities to Siberia

[arctic talon]

Man even China doesn’t shoot them in the head anymore

[opaque coyote]

Probably both.

[arctic talon]

What have we as a species become/j

[storm jungle]

He doesnt have dementia

hes just stupid

[heady rivet]

Biden couldnt form 2 sentences, Trump can explain in 45 minutes why he thinks he's right

[storm jungle]

My dad is a very smart businessman and he doesnt remember shit i sometimes told him literally a day ago

[heady rivet]

Both are bad

[storm jungle]

ngl id take Biden

[opaque coyote]

Both are incomprehensible

[storm jungle]

at least he keeps it short

[heady rivet]

Bougie confirmed

[opaque coyote]

[storm jungle]

FOR 2 HOURS

[gleaming gale]

The dissidents yearn for the Montana work camps

[opaque coyote]

Seriously

I cannot discern anything from Trump's speeches by themselves

[storm jungle]

same

its legit just nonsense

like 1:1 nonsense

[heady rivet]

The "Russian mans burden" is probably my favorite Tankie belief

[limpid granite]

magically 20 of xi jinpings rivals are exposed for being political dissidents

[arctic talon]

He doesn’t shoot them anymore!!!! He’s not a true Stalinist

[gleaming gale]

Comrade Xi betrayed the revolution

[arctic talon]

He just fires them and puts them under surveillance

Comrade Xi is a radical and a revisionist clearly

(Some people in China unironically believe that btw)

[gleaming gale]

Comrade Xi drank the bourgeois kool aid

speaking of

[midnight dragon]

Why do drukari have 0 population issues

[arctic talon]

Unsurprising

[midnight dragon]

Kirk has an ISLAND????

[arctic talon]

Vatgrowing and they don’t care when someone dies and their damned to slaanesh

lol

[midnight dragon]

CHARLIE KIRK ISLAND??

[arctic talon]

They have basically 0 empathy as a society

[tough haven]

https://tenor.com/view/mewgenics-cat-tink-pirouette-dance-gif-1424222366290225652

Same character

[storm jungle]

Vats.

[tough haven]

https://tenor.com/view/rannick-darktide-warhammer-40k-gif-5239353474939862189

[storm jungle]

China tops WHO

🤨

[heady rivet]

Reminds me of some propaganda the Japanese put out during the Russo-Japanese war...

[storm jungle]

gonna need to see that

📷

[midnight dragon]

Everything that the western world does

[heady rivet]

I CANNOT post it anywhere in this server its that explicit

[storm jungle]

gonna need some art of it

[storm jungle]

gimme its name ill search it up lol

[midnight dragon]

Dude

You pervert

[storm jungle]

Yes?

[midnight dragon]

Rofl

[gleaming gale]

Also did Big Yahu just do a false flag in Instanbul lmao

[storm jungle]

what

[arctic talon]

Excuse me what

[midnight dragon]

Yahu attacked an ally of the western world????

WHAT???

[storm jungle]

WHAT

[gleaming gale]

Israeli consulate got shot up

[storm jungle]

Oh

okay nvm based

[arctic talon]

This might be a false flag still

lol

[storm jungle]

100%

[heady rivet]

Russo-Japanese War Shunga. Top result from wiki

[storm jungle]

like turks hate israelites but no one is this stupid

[arctic talon]

Not 100% but extremely likely

[opaque coyote]

Stealing that

[arctic talon]

Like 90% sure

[rancid cove]

I have some more stupid images like that

[heady rivet]

They do this constantly

[opaque coyote]

Fantastic

[opaque coyote]

Give me

[arctic talon]

Anyways uh NATO 500 jets to Turkey. now

[midnight dragon]

So Israel is so brain dead now it attacked one of its supporters? That's crazy

[arctic talon]

No

Turkey doesn’t like Israel

lol

NATO isn’t unified at all on that

[storm jungle]

we used to pre-2010

[arctic talon]

Especially nowadays

[storm jungle]

before they killed 10 turks on a boat sending aid to gaza

[midnight dragon]

Im genuinely surprised

[heady rivet]

How are you cosplaying a leftist pony but dont know shit about Israel

[storm jungle]

They are literally killing our fellow muslims in gaza

[arctic talon]

Look the last time NATO agreed to do something it was bombing Serbia

[heady rivet]

HOW

[gleaming gale]

One of the sector mayors in Bucharest just announced he's naming a new park 'Donald J. Trump'

fucking kill me

[storm jungle]

Erdoğan even tho hes a dictator has been calling Gaza a genocide since day 1

[arctic talon]

Maybe NATO will agree to bomb Israel this time instead

[heady rivet]

Btw did this even work or was my search algorithm so finely tuned to the sodomy

[solid horizon]

babe wake up, new urinal just dropped

[arctic talon]

Actually prolly not Germany

[midnight dragon]

Oh no im not actually saying that to mean it, I already knew turkey didn't support israel

[heady rivet]

PLEASE God

[arctic talon]

France and Turkey probably

So good enough

[storm jungle]

bro Turkey is ready to go with the IDF

best part is we'd annihilate them

because uh

we dont have civillians they can bomb

or hospitals

lol

[arctic talon]

The IDF has not fought a peer to peer war since like

[midnight dragon]

So trash vs garbage then

[arctic talon]

The 1900s

lol

[gleaming gale]

IDF is busy getting annihilated by Hezbollah already

[storm jungle]

Not really, the turkish military is legit very advanced

its not US tier but its very competent

[arctic talon]

Yeah the IDF literally is not competent enough at their job nowadays

[storm jungle]

even people that hate turkey say as much

[midnight dragon]

No i mean 1 evil empire vs 1 evil empire

[arctic talon]

Kind of incredible how much they’ve degraded

[storm jungle]

We arent even an empire

[arctic talon]

Turkey isn’t even an enpire

[storm jungle]

literally no one cares about us

lol

[arctic talon]

💀

[storm jungle]

LOL yeah

[arctic talon]

They haven’t been since WW1

[storm jungle]

we are a literal footnote in the middle of the world

[arctic talon]

Lmao

[heady rivet]

Man is trapped in 1916

[gleaming gale]

Bro is stuck in 1916

[heady rivet]

Kiss me.

[arctic talon]

Man fuck it

This is the future

[rose thorn]

They should put a gsc on Armageddon im just saying

[gleaming gale]

This will be Turkey after Erdogan wins yet another term

[rose thorn]

?????)))

[storm jungle]

the image Elite posted

lmao

[arctic talon]

I found this deranged rambling and I had to share it

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[arctic talon]

lol

[gleaming gale]

Tanks the lira again

[midnight dragon]

You guys are so obsessed with the technicality and the need to say im wrong that you are blind to the fact that turkey is no different then Israel or the USA,

[rose thorn]

I know I am just…. Unable to comprehend that as a title. Does turkey think they can conquer like the Roman Empire lmao

[arctic talon]

I’m not saying Turkey hasn’t done sus shit lol

[storm jungle]

^

[midnight dragon]

Its not, the entire western world is a cancer including turkey

[arctic talon]

They just aren’t as powerful in terms of political influence

[heady rivet]

Do not ask Ataturk what happened to the ethnic minorities of Anatolia

[midnight dragon]

"Including turkey"

[arctic talon]

Some people consider Turkey west lol

[gleaming gale]

Russian hands wrote this

[arctic talon]

Can Xi do some sus shit in the South China Sea again

I’m bored

[gleaming gale]

Wasn't he an officer in the army in that time

"Didn't happen, they deserved it"

[arctic talon]

“We didn’t do it and even if we did they deserved it”

Is one of the standpoints of all time

💀

[heady rivet]

The Black Sea is a RUSSIAN sea. Another jet flyover to blow out the windows for a Turkish government building

[arctic talon]

Not even the only nation with that

lol

[midnight dragon]

Who cares if turkey is not the best? Is that somehow suppose to make their genocides, ethnic cleansings, military interventions, ethnicism, and institutional racism less bad?

[heady rivet]

"Ethnicism"
You are dressed up as the military of a country that has all of these things

[midnight dragon]

Im not saying you are bad im saying im saying it's ironic turkey cares considering they are standing on a pile of innocent corpses

[heady rivet]

Show me a country that isnt on a corpse pile at some point anyway. Like yeah everyone did bad shit but some are ACTIVELY AND CURRENTLY doing bad shit

[midnight dragon]

Oh yeah ofc

Israel is the bigger problem rn

Same for the US

RIP

[heady rivet]

Love the part of Ale debates when he just agrees that you are correct but still goes on anyway. At least I hold my hill to die on 🥀

"fuck off we dont like your kind"

[gleaming gale]

Israeli diplomatic approach

[rose thorn]

I just imagine the Turkish god emperor

[arctic talon]

the classic

[midnight dragon]

Huh? She said something I agreed with, Israel is the bigger enemy rn, its just she sounds like she's making turikye sound like some sort of good guy, I don't exactly get stoked about interimperialist wars yk?

[arctic talon]

Tbf The God Emperor is literally from fucking Anatolia

💀

[heady rivet]

Kurds love to fight literally everyone and each other its like enrichment for them

0 stable internal government
0 agreed-upon border plans
7 governments they're fighting against at any given time

[arctic talon]

Kurds are down to clown against literally anything

[storm jungle]

Literally lol

[arctic talon]

ITs kind of insane

[heady rivet]

Turkey-Kurds
India-Pakistan
||ICE Agents-Mexicans||

[gleaming gale]

the CIA officer in Erbil hyping the Kurds like Paul Atreides for literally nothing to come out of it

[midnight dragon]

Witch

[heady rivet]

Gearing up like Commando when the US gives them one (1) crate of AKs they found in Iraq in 1993

[storm jungle]

also we literally lost the entire conversation due to this dumb debate

lemme rewind i gotta reshake my brain

[gleaming gale]

Trust me bro, you'll get Kurdistan, just another war bro

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shake-gif-19831790

[storm jungle]

Okay yeah false flag attack nvm

[midnight dragon]

They just left them the rifles this time? Not give them military training and tutorials on how to create bombs like they usually like doing?

[heady rivet]

The US arming Kurds while also telling Turkey they could go a bit harder in Syria is the funniest use of tax dollars of all time

[arctic talon]

I'm deadass I think the US just gives the Kurds the US army improvised munitions manual nowadays

lol

Like

I think they do that for all insurgents they support

[heady rivet]

They do. Its like if the anarchists cookbook was written by professionals and actually worked

[gleaming gale]

Arms Kurds to fight against ISIS
Throws them under the bus against the Turks
Installs a literal former Al-Qaeda member as president in Syria

[heady rivet]

Its free online too

[arctic talon]

Thats the out of date version

there's a newer version

Like they made a new better one

thats not public yet LOL

[heady rivet]

And the whole time? ISIS is a puppet of Israel.

They're holding all the cards and yall still think they playing checkers

[midnight dragon]

Genuinely wonder if the manual has ever been leaked

[arctic talon]

Its public

well

the old one lol

[heady rivet]

Its literally free online

[midnight dragon]

Who didn't know ISIS was a Israeli proxy

[arctic talon]

https://archive.org/details/tm-21-210-improvised-munitions-handbook-1969-department-of-the-army

[gleaming gale]

Really a coincidence the extremist muslim terrorists that have a hateboner for jews attacked all the muslims around the jew country but not the jew country

[midnight dragon]

Saving this

[arctic talon]

ISIS has a hateboner against everyone

[heady rivet]

If Israel was a Shia nation the Arab world would have destroyed it years ago

[arctic talon]

lmfao

[midnight dragon]

Well considering it's stants of finding anyone that doesn't believe it's version of Islam as enemy, I'd imagine that everyone else was an enemy by default

The imperium of islam

[gleaming gale]

I wonder what video games is Assad playing nowadays in his Moscow apartment

[heady rivet]

HOI4 The Fire Rises multiplayer with Barron Trump

[heady rivet]

Because reminder that Barron Trump was 100% playing that mod and invading Iran while his dad watched him play

[midnight dragon]

Hoi4

[arctic talon]

also Zelensky in Syria is still some like

clown shit

Jewish Comedian meeting with a former commander of Al Aaeda

Except they're both the legitimate presidents of a nation

and they're allies

[heady rivet]

Yeah thats what I said

[heady rivet]

Satire writers on suicide watch atm

[gleaming gale]

The Onion got taken out of business this year

[midnight dragon]

*sleeps(

[arctic talon]

anyways 500 more leftists calling Al Jazeera an Israeli plant nowadays or some shit

[heady rivet]

Its real fucked how Ukraine was like "Please help" and the entire western world collectively agreed to drip-feed support so they could study near-peer warfare, equipment, and tactics

[opaque coyote]

Y'know honestly

At least I'll have good ideas for writing about Warhammer 40k

Legitimately gonna be hard to write shit more ridiculous than what's happening rn though

[gleaming gale]

Fun fact, they grifted the free weapons donations just to sell them to Israel now

[outer wave]

"WE NEED THOSE OUTDATED WEAPONS FOR OUR DEFENSE AGAINST IRAN!!!"

[arctic talon]

literally everyone in the world except for Russia, NK and Ukraine wants to just stare at this shit

lol

And observe

[opaque coyote]

A tale unfortunately as old as time

And the USA didn't even take advantage of it

[heady rivet]

Children in Africa could have eaten those mothballed M113s...

[arctic talon]

China dripfeeds Russia
NATO and almost everyone else dripfeeds Ukraine

lol

[heady rivet]

NK is also in the stare camp. They sent soldiers just to basically grind XP

[gleaming gale]

Ukraine dripfeeds Israel, funny cycle

[midnight dragon]

No joke how can shit get anymore funny in fiction then it has irl, it's a south park episode at this point. We are in a different reality

[arctic talon]

Ukraine needs money

and guns

well

not guns

but missiles

its all fucking missiles nowadays

[opaque coyote]

"please help. We're dying out here."

"Damn bro that's crazy."

[midnight dragon]

They rlly sent volunteers lmfao

[arctic talon]

"volunteers"

but yes

[gleaming gale]

Totally not suspicious that Zelensky made jewish ukrainians be exempt for military service in the middle of a war while the commissars literally kidnap everyone else on the streets to throw in the trenches

[arctic talon]

NK has boots on the ground lol

[midnight dragon]

(Hoi4 reference)

[heady rivet]

Soem random M16 has probably gone US -> Ukraine -> Israel -> ISIS -> Iraq -> Iran -> Hezbollah

[opaque coyote]

Fun fact

As soon as the NK soldiers got access to the internet

They immediately got addicted to porn

[midnight dragon]

I know

Already

Stop

[celest dome]

Hentao

[midnight dragon]

Talking

[opaque coyote]

Nuhuh

[celest dome]

Mankind true Uniter
Gooning.

[opaque coyote]

But also I think a good chunk of them just fucking defected

[midnight dragon]

I saw the video of a Russian soldiers recording a north Korean gooning

[heady rivet]

North Korea already is building a whole museum just for the participation in Ukraine

[opaque coyote]

Because like

[heady rivet]

I saw a video of a North Korean blowing himself up woth a grenade while Ukranians tried to capture him.

[opaque coyote]

Imagine being sent to a fucking war zone and it's nothing like the

Years of propaganda

[celest dome]

It's a great opportunity. Defect get mentioned as KIA and your family isn't made to suffer

[midnight dragon]

Do you still have it perchance?

[arctic talon]

tbh the military is like

[opaque coyote]

That's why I said a chunk.

Again I honestly feel bad for them because all of them clearly have the look of

"This isn't what I was told"

[arctic talon]

the one large group in NK that suffers the least

compared to the general populace

[heady rivet]

"Ukraine war blows self up with grenade" will get back 1000000 results because Russians have 0 casevac chances

[opaque coyote]

Yeah, but even then that's relative, the average NK soldier still holds so many parasites in their tummy it's like Nurgle

[arctic talon]

me when I randomly see Warfootage gore while scrolling

[heady rivet]

And even then it can be bad. One guy that defected was underweight and full of parasites

[midnight dragon]

Casevac? Why didn't the Russians just roll saving throws?

[gleaming gale]

I remember when the ukrainians blew up with drones the russian soldier goofing around in a penguin costume after the penguin edit with Werner Herzog came out 🥀

[opaque coyote]

Like all of them are trained on basically cold war era tactics at BEST.

Imagine being immediately thrown in drone warfare

[arctic talon]

they already lost all their wounds smh

Tbf

[opaque coyote]

And also realizing that your country

[arctic talon]

Its not like war has changed much since the cold war

aside from drones

lol

[opaque coyote]

Is a shithole

Because it is impossible to acknowledge otherwise

[arctic talon]

its arguably regressed in Ukraine/Russia

[daring creek]

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[arctic talon]

they're back to fucking trenches

[opaque coyote]

Yeah it's basically hell

[heady rivet]

I have not seen that one but holy shit. BIG if true

[arctic talon]

Which, yeah I could see

[opaque coyote]

R.I.P

[midnight dragon]

Drones, air superiority, distances, electronics,

[gleaming gale]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DPr8LuZbZE4

[arctic talon]

Those last 3 have been true during the cold war

lol

Drones are the only new thing

E warfare was def a thing during the cold war

[opaque coyote]

...

Honestly I just feel bad for the guy

[arctic talon]

not as advanced as it is now

[opaque coyote]

Man just wanted a bit of whimsy

And he got fucking vaporized by a drone

[heady rivet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/883402213584699412/1287375053738082376/imtiredhitler.gif

[heady rivet]

Drone operators on both sides are like, genuine psychopaths now. Hardcore sadists

Like they toy with victims

[gleaming gale]

Yeah, russians have a standing order to execute drone operators on the spot when they capture trenches

[arctic talon]

tbf they're literally engaging in terror tactics now

lol

both sides

with drones

Do they work? who the fuck knows

[limpid granite]

I believe that drone warfare is engaging in warcrimes

[opaque coyote]

Also seeing it just suddenly blur is

Disturbing to say the least

[arctic talon]

Drone warfare isn't warcrimes

not the drones in that war

they're all controlled by an operator

[limpid granite]

Like the explosive drones

[heady rivet]

I remember a video a few weeks back of a wounded Russian pointing out a comrade of his pretending to be dead to a drone, hoping it would spare him

It did not.

[arctic talon]

yeah

those aren't a warcrime

[opaque coyote]

I mean in that case, guns are considered a war crimes

Missiles

Etc

They are controlled after all.

[arctic talon]

Drones are just another flavor of missile/artillery/bombing

There's no warcrime present

its just a guided bomb

its not like they're shoving cluster munitions on them

[opaque coyote]

War is a cruel

[arctic talon]

well they are, but its individual bomblets

lol

[opaque coyote]

Cruel

Cruel

Scenario

Worse than Hell

Because at least in hell, people are there because they're considered to have done something wrong.

[arctic talon]

Im not sure where the idea drones are a warcrime came from

[heady rivet]

Its the personal natire of it that makes people lose it, I think. Like now you can freeze frame on the faces of soldiers in a panic now

[arctic talon]

because if they are

so is artillery

so is an airstrike

so is a missile strike

[opaque coyote]

Probably just us being unused to seeing shit like this

[gleaming gale]

Gostomel and afterwards period was peak modern warfare videos, now it's just gay drone CCTV footage of them slamming into unarmed soldiers

[arctic talon]

Tbh the same applies to CAS and artillery

[storm jungle]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/1ukaglxy/lore-of-armageddon-part-1-the-armageddon-system/

[arctic talon]

people are scared shitless of it

[storm jungle]

Armaghetto lore

🗣️

[arctic talon]

Its the same as drones

[opaque coyote]

It also doesn't help that you fully know

[heady rivet]

https://www.reddit.com/r/CombatFootage/s/RtfTtMessw

[opaque coyote]

A person is behind that

[arctic talon]

its only more vicseral feeling to people because they can see the last moments

people don't really care is the truth

[opaque coyote]

Controlling the drone with a literal

[arctic talon]

they just feel bad because they can see it more clearly now

[opaque coyote]

Video game controller

Which there is good practical reason why

[arctic talon]

There's literally 0 difference between being blown up by a strafing run and being blown up by an FPV drone

[opaque coyote]

But also

[limpid granite]

You also have surrendering soldiers being bombed with them

[opaque coyote]

Drone operator pov wouldn't even see the result

[limpid granite]

Thats a consious decision to take as an operator

[opaque coyote]

Just a cut to black

[heady rivet]

#40k-lore-chat message Yeah right here

[opaque coyote]

Because the drone fucking exploded

[arctic talon]

thats a warcrime but that doesn't make drone warfare a warcrime

lol

[opaque coyote]

Common in war

War crimes happen a lot

[rose thorn]

In lore how is a Chaplin chosen? Do they go to Chaplin school and get a degree in religious studies like tech Marines?

[heady rivet]

They would. They operate with a "spotter" drone for the suicide drones

[gleaming gale]

I think I saw a single video of a russian drone guiding an ukrainian who surrendered to the russian trenches before the ukrainians started shooting the surrending guy from behind

[arctic talon]

Chaplains just get picked out by other Chaplains

[opaque coyote]

It's the same as shooting a surrendering soldier

[rose thorn]

Ah

[opaque coyote]

Well that's even worse.

[arctic talon]

and then they get inducted into the chapter cult

[limpid granite]

With drones its just way easier to commit said warcrime

[opaque coyote]

I can't tell if drone warfare is impersonal

[arctic talon]

There's like 3 dif videos of this happening on dif sides

[opaque coyote]

Or very personal

Maybe both

[limpid granite]

Id say very

[heady rivet]

https://www.reddit.com/r/CombatFootage/s/9i8YvhzPJj Okay this is just funny

[gleaming gale]

I remember the bodycam footage of a russian and an ukrainian engaging in a knife fight to the death

[limpid granite]

You can see the combatant through the drone

[arctic talon]

analog horror zelensky

[limpid granite]

Also the drones get really close up

[storm jungle]

one of the worst things ive ever watched, the BRIGHT RED fucking blood as they slice each other was awful

[heady rivet]

And the Ukranian just saying "Welp. You won, you won. Kill me quickly" and the Russian just...agreeing. And nading him

[arctic talon]

also mercenaries don't get the geneva convention applied to them

btw

[gleaming gale]

Yeah, the russian was fucking broken by it as well, they complimented eachother as the ukrainian was dying

[arctic talon]

💀

so that African merc getting blown up was valid

which is horrid

[gleaming gale]

Then prayed for him IIRC

[opaque coyote]

It always was "easy".

It's very easy to kill a human being physically. It's just the emotional side and empathy that usually keeps people from y'know...

Doing it.

But I doubt any soldier has it fully functioning anymore. It's definitely just shoved in there.

[daring creek]

Hasan piker got on fox news

[arctic talon]

but also begging for your life doesn't constitute as surrendering under the geneva convention either

Ultimately people in the war are just suffering

[heady rivet]

The drone POV of it is insane by the end. Bdoycam doesnt do the blood pool justice on how MUCH they got covered

[arctic talon]

because of a fucking old guy

who wants to relive the glory days of the USSR

[limpid granite]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-speed-reaction

[opaque coyote]

I know it's repeated often

But war is basically sending the young and poor into battle

While the old and rich sip wine and enjoy the fireworks

[arctic talon]

I'm deadass

[limpid granite]

Christmas peace treaty being revoked because the soldiers mightve not fought some shitheads war

[arctic talon]

Like

I am not joking here

[limpid granite]

Thats extremely dumb

[arctic talon]

the geneva conventions definition of surrender

is a little silly

and not at all practical in modern warfare

it requires you to disarm, disengage from fighting, and surrender yourself to the enemy physically lol

[storm jungle]

no country on earth cares about the geneva convention

lol

[limpid granite]

Isnt that literally what begging for your life is

[storm jungle]

unless it suits them

[limpid granite]

Also

[arctic talon]

The dude was still armed so no

[limpid granite]

Who is there to report your crimes?

[arctic talon]

also he's a mercenary so he doesn't count

💀

[opaque coyote]

I think it's because people have easily faked it beforehand.

Beg for your life. The combatant pauses. Stab them in the throat.

And everyone wants to live after all. But that's not the goal.

[arctic talon]

The truth is nobody

[opaque coyote]

War crimes are basically just fancy guidelines

[arctic talon]

the geneva convention isn't well enforced at all

[opaque coyote]

At best

[arctic talon]

on any nation lol

[opaque coyote]

It only gets enforced if one country loses

[arctic talon]

Also yeah false surrenders are a thing

[urban spire]

geneva convention is a tool to condemn non-european peoples as barbaric

[arctic talon]

and have occured lmao

[urban spire]

it's a classic of the genre

[arctic talon]

Its not like european nations followed them either

lol

[heady rivet]

Surrendering isnt even that possible because

Early on some Russians faked a surrender and all got gunned down
Russians keep mutilating Ukranian prisoners with multiple castration reports
Russians believe Ukranians will treat them the same way (mostly valid opiniom to have at this point)

Etc etc

[opaque coyote]

It also doesn't help that war is very brutal and chaotic.

Even if you tried to fully follow them

You will inevitably NOT

[urban spire]

yeah that's what i'm saying. laws for thee not for me

[arctic talon]

Also yeah this

[arctic talon]

They don't enforce them on other nations either

really

they just wag their finger and say bad

[opaque coyote]

It's hard to enforce it in the first place

[gleaming gale]

Apparently the ukrainian fragged himself, the russian just left

[arctic talon]

the only time it ever gets enforced is when someone wins

[opaque coyote]

When both sides are literally shooting at each other

[arctic talon]

lol

and then they're all for enforcing it on whoever loses

lol

[opaque coyote]

How the fuck are you supposed to enforce it?

[arctic talon]

See: like any deposed African Warlord

[opaque coyote]

Under the threat of death??

[heady rivet]

Really? I thought the Russian tossed one as he left. Thats even more fucked

[arctic talon]

who they capture alive

[urban spire]

the UN likes to trot them out in africa

holy shit the UN

[arctic talon]

yeah because whoever comes out ontop in Africa wants their opponent gone

lol

[urban spire]

oh my stars the UN

[arctic talon]

the UN only trots it out in Africa because whoever wins hands over the losers

to be tried for warcrimes

[storm jungle]

War is hell as usual

[gleaming gale]

Grigoryev was seen leaving the scene, wounded and covered in blood without delivering the final blow, granting the ukrainian soldier his wish to be left to die alone.

[opaque coyote]

If it wasn't ACTUALLY REAL then it would be funny.

"Welp I give up."

Fucking explodes

"...k"

[storm jungle]

i remember watching that brawl at like 3 at night

[arctic talon]

can Putin fall over dead

[storm jungle]

i couldnt sleep until morning

its just fucked

[urban spire]

conflict in africa? flip a coin to see which side the UN will support! just kidding, they're gonna find the most corrupt side and throw in with them

[heady rivet]

Watch what you say about em...My dad works for the UN and he can do nothing.

[urban spire]

lmao

[arctic talon]

the UN basicially does nothing

lol

except write strongly worded letters

[storm jungle]

wish we had something like the GDI id take it even with the corruption

[opaque coyote]

It exists to provide a stage for countries to argue

[urban spire]

nah the UN has done a fair bit of going to africa and fucking everything up worse

[opaque coyote]

Because beforehand, any attempts to do so would have threats of assassination and all that

[heady rivet]

I remember hanging out at 4AM and my friend pinged me with "Castration of POW video confirmed in Ukraine"

[arctic talon]

Do we consider UN's non intervention in Sudan a good thing

lol

[opaque coyote]

Their main purpose is to provide a place to negotiate while guaranteeing that the diplomats don't get fucking murdered by a soldier or something

[arctic talon]

or is it a bad thing they aren't backing the corrupt government or the genocidal rebels

[civic gale]

Hello everynya,
How are you?

[arctic talon]

Fine

[opaque coyote]

Of course that isn't to say that the UN isn't fuck ass useless

[opaque coyote]

But that's generally their main purpose

[arctic talon]

poor Sudan

[heady rivet]

Then they found the EXACT guy who did it

[arctic talon]

oh my god bruh

[opaque coyote]

Yeah no wonder both sides literally just commit war crimes to each other atp

[urban spire]

damn i should go get captured in ukraine

[opaque coyote]

Because they know that surrendering might as well be a fate worse than death

[opaque coyote]

Bru

[arctic talon]

well they're just gona let you bleed out from it

considering all the reports of the Russians doing it

its just a type of POW execution lol

[heady rivet]

"Bellingcat and Conflict Intelligence Team identified the soldiers involved, including the main perpetrator, Ochur-Suge Mongush from Tuva, who wore a distinctive wide brimmed black hat, as members of the Akhmat unit, a Chechen Kadyrovite paramilitary formation fighting for the Russians in the war in Ukraine. The investigation also indicated that the video contained no evidence of tampering or editing.[4][6]"

[gleaming gale]

Of course it's a chechen unit

[urban spire]

damn that really sours my joke

what the fuck russia