40k-lore-chat

[rancid cove]

its kinda how social media works

nowadays at least

[daring creek]

it is ALWAYS

[rancid cove]

people justmove on from topics and people faster than before

[daring creek]

this specific sort of person

[rancid cove]

not rlly

[near wasp]

There's always been people trending for some controversy or other since Twitter existed

[rancid cove]

hell even before that

but anyways

[near wasp]

Yeah it's just your looking at it more

[daring creek]

christian
right leaning
green frog weirdo
"just jokes"

[rancid cove]

this isnt a psyop this is just a loud minority being loud and getting the attention they want

[daring creek]

No dude theres a pattern- its an algorithm who am I kidding

[rancid cove]

its clout seeking

[rancid cove]

i hope ur just joking atp

[daring creek]

wdym

idk dude these guys just feel like raw propaganda fuel

[rancid cove]

propanda for what

awful person?

[daring creek]

rightwing non sense

[rancid cove]

yeah so awful person

it isnt propaganda

those profiles do shit like that for atention seeking

then they get people talking aboutthem

and its spread around

its not a psyop its just weirdos being weirdos online like it always has been

what changed is the internet started giving that culture more attention

[daring creek]

trve

its just that they all say the same fucking thing though that can be applied outside of them

[rancid cove]

yeah they all share the same dumfuck mindset

they larp as christians because it matches their views opinion, right leaning because woke bad and opressing minorities good, pepe became a fascist chud icon and "just jokes" in which case they get in trouble for the shit they say online

just like Nick Fuentes pulling the "im mexican card" whenever people call him up on spreading nazi ideology

[daring creek]

racist people love pulling that shit man

"people of that minority are saying the same thing"

[rancid cove]

tbf some time they are however racist people lack nuance and shit like that so they cant have a say on shit

they just pull up statistics that most of the time are taken out of context and even the wrong/manipulated/made up statistics and start throwing slurs and how they should kill all minorities

[rose thorn]

for april fools is hould have made a burner account and askt he most like stupid lore questions ever and make them .01% political to cause a chat explosion

"hey new fan :3 what army do you think would be most popular in [insert country]"

[daring creek]

That makes me wonder

What chapter is the most Xeno tolerant

[storm jungle]

None lol

they at best will do temporary alliances, thats it

[heady rivet]

Temporary alliance = Kill other thing and then kill you later if possible

Its a trope in a few video games more than anything lole

Dawn of War, Fire Warrior

[daring creek]

How about use of Xenos weaponry

[storm jungle]

zero

unless its the Deathwatch

[daring creek]

Society.

[storm jungle]

[daring creek]

They feel more like the inquisitions chapter tbh. Though so do the grey knights

Atleast ordo xenos for death watch*

[heady rivet]

Meanwhile SM2 with the Necron sword

[daring creek]

I should play sm2 to pass the time

Need to finish the annoying campaign

Maybe I can become a marine chud

[storm jungle]

gameplay =/= lore

lap it up bitch

[heady rivet]

Like that scene from the Max Payne movie...

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-requiem-resident-evil-9-re-9-biohazard-9-biohazard-requiem-gif-5595515720542772783

[daring creek]

Renegade chapters still hate xenos vehemently right

[heady rivet]

Yes lole

[daring creek]

Society.

[arctic talon]

99.9999999999999999999% of the time yes

The one Renegade group we know of who doesn't hate xenos is the Red Corsairs, and even then a lot of people in them hate xenos Huron just says "get along or I kill you"

[rancid cove]

bouuurppp

[heady rivet]

And its more a utilitarian non-hatred he has

[daring creek]

Idk I just think it'd be neat if there were an alliance between one and the tau

(Reddit)

(Help)

[rancid cove]

u can make it happen on your homebrew shit

[daring creek]

Ye

[rancid cove]

but canonically its very unlikely

[daring creek]

Fanfic slop...

[daring creek]

Society

[daring creek]

Horses can't tear me apart

[arctic talon]

Ngl would getting your limbs torn off or your limbs crushed be a worse way to go

[heady rivet]

[heady rivet]

Crushed

[arctic talon]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanged,_drawn_and_quartered

[heady rivet]

Torn off is massive amounts of bleeding

[daring creek]

I can handle it

[heady rivet]

Oh yes they can

[arctic talon]

Good point

[daring creek]

Flashback to the newest freakshow in outlast trials

Eugh

I don't think I'll ever play that game tbh

Well

Probably will. With friends

I watched videos on it and franco barby seems pretty cool in back story

I think I had a dream about miniatures

[rose thorn]

one of my old gsc ideas is returning to me in a delusion, cult of the final war

welp time ot foucs on my sylvaneth lore

i do lquite like the idea of my blood parasite gsc i jsut feel like there is something missing

[rancid cove]

emperors chud

[daring creek]

Speaking of armor

I was told marines armor can fuse into their skin during warp jumps

What if they were wearing their helmet

[rose thorn]

sons of the pheonix!! hello another son of dorn

[daring creek]

Are they unable to remove their helmet now?

[rose thorn]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Sons_of_the_Phoenix

im shit posting dw

[storm jungle]

I THINK you are mixing it up with chaos marines?

[rose thorn]

yeha helmets fusing ot your body is a Chaos thing

armmor fusing i mean

its apparently a reference to something

[storm jungle]

yeee

[rose thorn]

oh eyah i took elites advise and researched fay and sutff for sylvaneth lore

they really just fuck around huh

[storm jungle]

bro fey are wild

they'll give you stomach diarrhea for no reason

😭

[arctic talon]

Can I have your name Miss.

[rose thorn]

"yeah i am washing your own blood off some cloth because ur gonna die mf"

[heady rivet]

As opposed to diarrhea anywhere else?

[rose thorn]

yes

[arctic talon]

The fey making you puke shit is something that has not been recorded in actual mythology

But honestly they could do that

Probably

[spare osprey]

I hate the fey.
They mean.

[storm jungle]

yeah

[rose thorn]

i might combine my secret garden idea wihta knightly sylvaneth idea

an order of sylvaneth formed to protect allerlle's stashes of bullshit artifacts and stormvaults?

[arctic talon]

Not sure about the storm vault part but sure

[rose thorn]

idk somethign somethign sigmar

alliance

id have ot tweek it

[arctic talon]

Sugmar dick sigmar

Actually sylvaneth don’t have one

[rose thorn]

during hte gae of chaos they hid away in secret pockets and wnana regain their honor?

ehh

[arctic talon]

Works

[rose thorn]

id rhate rkill my slef then watch this

[languid meadow]

https://www.vxinstagram.com/reel/DSZxIKKkXHU/

[languid meadow]

I think you're experiencing brain death atm

[rose thorn]

the format of man in car explaining somethign using the worst google pcicutres knownt o man like ben shapiro is the most rage induicing thing ever for me now

[rose thorn]

we did also , just lose teleport rules, so mmm

i really realy realy really like flyers

i could make my syvlaneth glade on floating islands

but idk what realm

[arctic talon]

You can do that with boyz lmao

[languid meadow]

yeah but it isn't as funny

[glass drum]

Hilarious episode ngl

I see the reference as well

[rancid cove]

its a emperors children you fuck!

[rancid cove]

those are chaos marines

because they dont remove their armors a lot

but i can see it happening as a random warp event if no gellar field

[languid meadow]

amaze amaze amaze

[neon jacinth]

Bro

What unit is that

[languid meadow]

It's toe sucking evil

Quite self explanatory

[neon jacinth]

I like jump pack

Listen ciaphas

I dont need ur lip

[naive cliff]

Night Lords

[neon jacinth]

Of course theyre chaos

Mf

How do we feel about the Dark King and Star Child around here

[crystal forum]

the what

[valid needle]

Murderwing

[arctic talon]

Night Lords raptor

Helmet is night lords specific

rest of it is normal shit

[arctic talon]

[crystal forum]

i prefer lore where characters actually do things

[rancid cove]

The evolution of a chud

[gleaming gale]

He's the honoured chud now

[rancid cove]

Yuh

He's from a homebrew chapter I'm making as a background enemy for my warband

They're a Blood Angel sucessor chapter, "Knights of the Blood"

[valid needle]

I love my marine chud kings

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-mr-krabs-spongebob-meme-spongebob-meme-gif-24063814

[rancid cove]

don't.

[valid needle]

Already a chapter

[rancid cove]

NOOO FUCK

[gleaming gale]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Knights_of_Blood_(Chapter)

[rancid cove]

damn man

what if i just name them Knights of the Old Blood?

[gleaming gale]

Sure

[rancid cove]

[gleaming gale]

There's also a story that two chapters got founded at the same time with the same name in the same area of space

[valid needle]

Blood Knights

[gleaming gale]

The administratum only found out after they got wiped out and numbers didn't match

Lmao

[rancid cove]

but i dontthink it soulds just as cool

[raven stone]

https://youtu.be/zJBgPWcmrvY?si=1fbqFYXORNs4HYmO

Carnivore bees is a thing

Now imagine one of these but massive on a Death World

Giving even Nids a run for their money

[rancid cove]

another background chapter i made for my warbands story also fucking exists already

[gleaming gale]

Tuesday on Catachan

[rancid cove]

but they MIGHTVE BEEN KILLED OFF BY MORTARION so IM GOING TO KEEP IT

fuck them

IM KEEPING THE NAME FUCK OFF CHUDS

[raven stone]

Most likely indeed.

[heady rivet]

[rancid cove]

IM KEEPING THE NAME FUCK OFF

Theyre probably dead anyways

[rancid cove]

fuck

[opaque coyote]

The funniest thing about this entire thing is that Batman's ASS sticks out more than Harley's

I got the new Forgis on the Jeep

Also...

[rancid cove]

if i was in the GCPD im also bweating up random people

what else can you fucking do when every judge on that city is on a villains payroll

and on a random tuesday bane can decide to escape and just break some backs

[opaque coyote]

Again, I don't think that it's really Batman's fault that he hasn't killed the Joker yet

More importantly

How the fuck hasn't anyone else do so?

Like some cop after Batman swings away should literally just shoot him

Although considering comics. He'd probably come back as like

Some type of Eldritch monster or some shit

[opaque coyote]

But yeah generally the GCPD is like corrupt.

Mainly because of the obvious

[glass drum]

Nice colors

[opaque coyote]

Which is why Batman is usually considered a boon since like

He literally

Does their fucking job

Also

[rancid cove]

i mean if you shoot him down batman is coming for youwith a beating

[rancid cove]

theyre suffering 1% of what a woman deals with

[rancid cove]

ty

[opaque coyote]

Mf cast testicular torsion

Also

[rancid cove]

comics and their funny panels

[rancid cove]

ngl as funny as that sounds i like to think its Bruce saying out of pocket shit to catch people off guard and distract them

[raven stone]

Doom music.
It can go with anything.

https://youtu.be/lftxY2JPNs8?si=NMCQhh-66lwwFaQh

[opaque coyote]

Nah bro just loves bat themes

And finally. For real this time.

[winter pine]

me after being kidnapped and mutilated by the World Eaters implanting the nails in my brain

[opaque coyote]

I'M NOT LIKE THE OTHER SPACE MARINES. BLINDING RAGE FILLS MY EVERY WAKING MOMENT. EVERY BIT OF GOOD MEMORIES IS BEING REPLACED WITH THOUGHTS OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION.

[near wasp]

The evil DND campaign is going well

[languid meadow]

this is like the most venture bros joke I've seen in a long while

[gleaming gale]

THE NAILS... THEY BITE

[near wasp]

The butchers nails but they implant them wrong so it's just

https://tenor.com/view/team-fortress-2-tf2-meet-the-pyro-pyro-meet-the-team-gif-11407682666078087918

[rancid cove]

for somebody that big he moves smooth as fuck

[winter pine]

average day in the life of an ork burnaboy

[jade holly]

Cleaned up my shelf

[opaque coyote]

I morbidly wonder what happens if the nails are just like

Shoved into your arm or something

[jade holly]

What if you just rip them out

[opaque coyote]

Probably nothing but the pain of shoved into nail

[jade holly]

Would you wind up like the psychos in Borderlands?

[opaque coyote]

Considering they literally take over your brain

You would just

Die

Since it would basically be like ripping out huge portions of your head

I guess it could be done really early on though?

But you would definitely need a surgeon

[opaque coyote]

Although honestly, depending on what portion of the brain it's taken over

You probably would have some type of mental instability afterwards because portions of your brains are gone

But it'd probably be better than with the nails

[rancid cove]

is there any info on the type of cogitator implanted into Perturabo's head?

[opaque coyote]

I mean the tubes and cogitators mainly feed into his terminator armor

And his armor is labeled The Logos

[rancid cove]

huuh

[opaque coyote]

So you could probably just name the Cogitator that

[opaque coyote]

Yeah the tubes aren't just for show. His armor basically also has bunch of sophisticated control and command systems

[rancid cove]

i thought of writing my warbands warpsmith also have a cogitator linked to his brain and the only other character i know also did that in 40k is Perty

just wanted to know if there was any explanation on his thingie

[opaque coyote]

Which is controlled via the tubes that's connected to Perturabo's head

Including being able to control an array of weapons

[rancid cove]

i think there was

a named iron hands character

that has a cogitator implanted on him as well

but i forgor

[opaque coyote]

Including being able to control The Iron Circle, basically a bunch of robot bodyguards

So for Perturabo.

The Cogitator is his fucking armor

Like literally the entire armor

[opaque coyote]

Cogitators are basically just stand ins for computers

So it's just

A computer in his head

That's all

[near wasp]

He has a bonehead implant

[opaque coyote]

The fucking Iron Hands guy?

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/lebowski-the-big-dude-bowling-am-i-wrong-angry-gif-16078957

[opaque coyote]

Thought Bonehead implants were only for ogryns

[near wasp]

Im making a joke

[opaque coyote]

Fuck the autism hit again

[rancid cove]

i know i just wanted to know if there was any deep look into its actual functions more than "computer in brain"

[opaque coyote]

Yeah and for Perturabo in particular.

The fucking computer is actually his armor

[rancid cove]

i was lookin a the lexicanum page for cogitators and theres some specialized types

[opaque coyote]

The stuff in his brain connects to the armor

The screen to the main pc

So to speak

So basically yes

[near wasp]

Peter is basically a big pissed off child, so an ogryn with anger issues

[opaque coyote]

Perturabo wears a fucking gaming rig

[near wasp]

He plays regicide on a second monitor

[opaque coyote]

Bro would be the type to have like

[near wasp]

He's got osrs

[opaque coyote]

The fucking fictional secret agent setup

Where it's like

20 fucking screens

[near wasp]

Bro I know there's a battle going on but if I don't cut trees I'm xp wasting

[rancid cove]

what if i just make my guy have an entire imperial starship cogitator

[opaque coyote]

...no

[near wasp]

That's like the size of a car

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/bendC.gif

[near wasp]

At least

[opaque coyote]

Perturabo would use a bot

And then rage when Jagex bans him

[near wasp]

Fuck you right

XD

https://tenor.com/view/you-fool-ganondorf-ganon-alternate-accounts-gif-14346994903565753510

[opaque coyote]

And also even in the 41st millennium.

Blacksmithing is probably still a dogshit skill

[opaque coyote]

Seriously please update that shit in OSRS

It's fucking useless

[near wasp]

Reminds me I need to grind mining and smithing

[opaque coyote]

I haven't played OSRS in forever

Haven't even bought a membership

So yes I mainly just played f2p

[near wasp]

I'm a free to play

[opaque coyote]

Got bored

Because the free version is basically a glorified trial

[rancid cove]

wrong its the size of a rhino

[opaque coyote]

Also because I just

[near wasp]

I have it on my phone so sometimes when I'm at work I grind

[opaque coyote]

Didn't have enough time

Like people joke about Genshin being a time waster game

[near wasp]

Ok so an American car

[opaque coyote]

Bitch OSRS literally sucks up so much time

That it makes Genshin look quick

[near wasp]

Yeah that's why I play it at work

[rancid cove]

i like this is the only description that it has of this cogitator

[opaque coyote]

Many such cases

I'm pretty sure like 75% of the marine chapters have like

Two paragraphs at most

Because there's legitimately just

That few information about them

Cause they're just there to give suggestions for a color scheme at most

I can't imagine the pain of someone trying to homebrew their chaoter

Only to find that the "Dicksuckers" chapter has their exact color scheme

[near wasp]

Hey man don't diss my chaos warband

[opaque coyote]

Not to be mistaken of course

With the "Cock Gulpers"

Very different chapter

[near wasp]

Oh those guys suck

[opaque coyote]

ba dum tss

[rancid cove]

literally one of my background chapters i made for my warband

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/lizard-laughing-laughinglizard-hehehe-gif-5215392

[rancid cove]

One of them I'll go into insane detail

and the other literally died on their first major war

[near wasp]

I should probably go to bed

But I lowkey wanna play some spectrobes

[rancid cove]

i should go to bed cause work tomorrow but me wanna play space marine 2

im such a fat fucking chud

[near wasp]

Oo that sounds fun too

[rancid cove]

I FOUND THE FUCKING MODIFICATION I WAS LOOKING FOR

and ofc its a unique thing for the stinky IH

fUUUCK

guess ill just have to make up a cogitator of my own for my warpsmith

[winged silo]

If there are Space Marine chapters with large amounts of Psykers, what about a chapter with large amounts of blanks?

[median star]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2040835917661810927
@storm jungle is this true

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[median star]

the iron hands take our wins where we can

[rancid cove]

Space marines dont have blanks

Closest thing to one is the Exorcist chapter who literally dont have souls due to their ritual of letting themselves be possessed and them removing the daemon from themselves

Which neutralizes their soul in the process or someshit

[glass drum]

The Temu Grey knights

[median star]

two other favorite iron hand specific things

[rancid cove]

The digital weapons sound kinda cool

[winged silo]

Ahh, okay.

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2040973918547120500

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[mossy peak]

https://x.com/TearShapedHeart/status/2040498994258772444?s=20

HeartShapedTear ❣️ (@TearShapedHeart)

Warhammer fans when someone plays a slightly different colour of power armour

X · Apr 4, 2026, 6:37 PM

[languid meadow]

blanks have like... 4 options

Murdered for being wierd
Inquisition
Assassin temple
Sisters of Silence

[mossy peak]

the secret 5th option (living out their life as a normal citizen bc 99% of people never meet a psyker anyways)

[rancid cove]

One of these is only possible if ur a girl too

[languid meadow]

they're way too valuable and rare to be wasted on marines esp when GKs and librarians are more than enough to deal with a lot of psychic threats

[rancid cove]

Normal ppl are also weirded out by blanks tho

[languid meadow]

Nah blanks give off an aura to even normals

causes a lot of them to be murdered as kids because people think they're fucked up mutants

[gleaming gale]

Eisenhorn somehow still finds Beaquin to be hot even if she is a blank lmao

[rancid cove]

I mean they can be attractive youll just feel ill around them

Like nauseous and on edge

[gleaming gale]

Probably depends on the blank level

Jurgen looks like a fucking rat to everyone else but when he painted his self portrait he was normal

[rancid cove]

Yeah i was gonna mention that because

Theres an official 40k animation which the main antagonist is a blank while the protagonist is a psyker

Normal ppl seem to not be unnerved by the antagonist

While the protagonist is always nervous near him

Forgot the name

[languid meadow]

Jurgen is just a fuckin rat

not because he's a blank but because he's unwashed and greasy

[gleaming gale]

It's called aura bruh

[languid meadow]

him being a blank kind of just amplifies what he already is

[gleaming gale]

Makes you wonder if Jurgen never takes care of himself because people shit on him anyway for being a blank

Or if he's just a sleazy bastard by default

[languid meadow]

I think he does like the bare min

Cain prob forces him to basic stuff be even then Ciaphas comments that Jurgen rarely washes his hands

he's just gross by default him being a blank is just coincidence

plus he doesn't even learn he's a blank till he meets Amberly iirc and he was gross and unwashed years before that

[rancid cove]

Basic hygiene in 42st millennium instantly gets ruined 1 second after leaving your house by the unfiltered air of the hive city anyways

[gleaming gale]

The irony is that hives literally run on filtered and recirculated air

Air Guild has a huge monopoly in hives

[languid meadow]

tbf he grew up on Valhalla which if you've been in very cold environments smell just doesn't really exist (not accounting for the heated hab areas)

[gleaming gale]

Valhallans live in underground cities

[languid meadow]

yes but it's still VERY cold

anything below -15c smell gets fucked

[gleaming gale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/818605636228218900/1489256498512003142/Inform_israel_Discord_GIF.gif

[opaque coyote]

Monika sweep

Trust me on this

Also

https://youtu.be/TFyUl4nXc_4?si=8uwfOwY6Sq8v7Zu0

Why is most of the Monika footage from the Random Encounters musical

Monika for President 2026

[brave owl]

i've not read the books but maybe not washing your asshole is sort of a barrier to think he's weird due to smell/uncleanliness

Instead of being a Blank

A safety net

[gleaming gale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/818605636228218900/1489256498512003142/Inform_israel_Discord_GIF.gif

[storm jungle]

Basically.

[daring creek]

Uncool

Make it fnf rap

I can't sleep

Thoughts won't be quiet

And too warm

[fervent geode]

Yes but he’s also an incel his sister won’t talk to anymore

[limpid granite]

Imagine a story about a feudal world worshipping a blank

[solid horizon]

interesting note about the new defiler sculpt : it's the first and only daemon engine to have a dark mechanicum logo stamp on the daemon container

I dont have pictures right now but it's basically the same as decals from Legio Imperialis dark mechanicum kit

[civic gale]

Hello lore chat

What the fuck are we talking about

[solid horizon]

nothing

[civic gale]

Damn

Just saw when the messages were sent

[solid horizon]

it always slides down to israel

[civic gale]

Far as I can see

This chat always defaults to trump and what he's doing rn

[mild ibex]

This is a 40k lore chat

So

I think chairon should have been made a dreadnought

[limpid granite]

He would be equally as pissed as valtus

[celest dome]

Depend if he would have been recovered, alive to boot too

[mild ibex]

He was just so perfect

And then they killed him off for no reason 😭😭

[limpid granite]

its an annoying decision

i thought titus's mentor died in secret level

also metaurus's mini on tabletop doesnt even have his power axe

he just uses a powersword

[rocky gale]

Then give him an axe

[limpid granite]

or it shouldve just been there in the first place

[gleaming gale]

Kitbashing doesn't absolve GW of laziness

[rocky gale]

I dunno man, if you want him to have an axe, give him an axe. If you wanna complain like a baby complain like a baby.

[fervent geode]

Boring weapons, give him a chainglaive

[rocky gale]

GW's always been lazy, always will be. If you want a better product make it yourself the tools are there

[limpid granite]

how am i complaining like a baby

[rocky gale]

You aren't, sorry I'm crankier than usual

[limpid granite]

https://klipy.com/gifs/vegeta-goku-21

[rocky gale]

Holidays have meant I haven't been able to refill my medication since the pharmacies are closed, sorry.

[gleaming gale]

Sevatar's hands wrote this

[gleaming gale]

It's aite, we still love you

[heady rivet]

Posting this on the voxnet of agri-world and then pacing back and forth with my 3 hands behind my back wondering why the population isnt rising up yet

[rose thorn]

Bets on Monday reveal?

[rancid cove]

3... hands...?

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[gleaming gale]

Billions must await the star gods

[rocky gale]

Well Jesus rose on the Sunday and revealed himself to his followers on the Monday, so clearly we're going to get a Perturabo reveal

[rancid cove]

Perturabo is Jesus confirmed?

[rocky gale]

Facts

[gleaming gale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1488379887914848338/mhrz4b2.gif

[rancid cove]

Loyalists be like: I have my whole life in front of me

WRONG!! THE SIEGE IS COMING

[gleaming gale]

⊑⏃⌰⎎ ⌰⟟⎎⟒ ⍙⟟⌰⌰ ⎅⍀⍜⌿ ⊑⍜⌿⟒ ⊑⍜⌿⟒ ⊑⍜⌿⟒GAMES WORKSHOP 𓅱𓁻⏁⊑⟒ ⎐⏃⌰⎐⟒ ☌⍜⎅⌇, ⌇⏃☊⍀⟟⎎⟟TOTAL IMPERIAL FISTS DEFEAT ☊⟒ ⊬⍜⎍⍀ ⟒⌰⎅⟒⌇⏁ ⎎⍜⍀ KILL ROGAL DORN⊑⟒ ⊑⏃⌰⎎ ⌰⟟⎎⟒

[heady rivet]

I firmly believe the funniest 40k bit my brain has conceived is the idea of a Geneztealer Cult thats just not very good at subverting anything

[rancid cove]

Mine is a jeansteler cult all they do is steal jeans

[rancid cove]

Nuh huh

[rose thorn]

4 ARMED EMPEROR, GIVE ME A GSC W

[celest dome]

Honrstlybthe most fun matchup you can do is GSC vs Tyranids

"No you're not the Star gods we ordered"

[rose thorn]

Yea the uh,,, white and blue hive fleet I forgot the name has done that a few times

The one that likes attacking other nids

[rancid cove]

I honestly forget all the other hives except for leviathan

[celest dome]

Isn't it Tamiat ? Or Kronus
One being against Chaos iirc

[rose thorn]

Kronus is the anti chaos / necrons one

[celest dome]

Tbh Tyranid hunting Tyranids make sense.
Need to cull the herd to decrease Bioform consumption, and/or hone the Tyranid life form to be stronger, though why would they need to do so

[gleaming gale]

White/Blue is Tiamet

[rocky gale]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/hvfv4cnz/chronicles-of-ruin-heart-of-blight/

Just a lame Nurgle story

[celest dome]

Nurgle truly is GW's favourite I guess

If any of the other Chaos God would be getting even half of what Nurgle get I'd be happy

[limpid granite]

Or the wrong hive tendril

That would be funny

Cult of the twisted helix after accidentally summoning hive fleet jormungandr

[rancid cove]

Whats the difference between volkite between a melta gun anyways aint both of them heating beams that can obliterate like anything?

[rocky gale]

Volkite isn't good against armour as far as I remember

It's better at melting fleshy peeps

[rancid cove]

Ah i see

So volkite: flesh bits
Melta: anything that exists

[rocky gale]

It hits someone and sets them on fire and can melt flesh

But yea will just kinda scorch any heavy armour

[rancid cove]

Volkite seems weaker than melta then

[rocky gale]

Different uses, Volkite has longer range

[rancid cove]

Long range is for pussies

[rocky gale]

There's also fundamentally different in terms of how they work, Volkite is a heat ray while a Melta effectively weaponizes Fusion

So it's a hot laser vs the power of the sun

[winged silo]

What kind of food do the T'au have? I'm trying to write a little thing about a Psyker Gue'Vessa in the T'au Empire.

[rancid cove]

Got it, this makes me like melta guns more

[rocky gale]

Nim ko’nai rations

[winged silo]

That's military only I thought.

[solid horizon]

difference between volkite and melta is kinda like krak and frag

[rocky gale]

Oh I assumed that's what you meant because of Gue'Vessa

[honest bluff]

i love being stupid

[solid horizon]

virtually the same thing, different configs with different uses

[winged silo]

No. He's Water Caste.

[rancid cove]

Yeah I figured it now what their differences is but melta seems more fitting for what I have in mind

[rocky gale]

Apparently one of the Killteam books mention humans being served Blue rice, starhapped yellow fruits that tastes like coffee and chocolate, something like a breadstick and bread with green strands. The Tau eat the same as the humans in the mention and it has no meat but the human doesn't know whether that means don't eat meat or there just wasn't any in that meal.

[winged silo]

I honestly like to think that the T'au are a herbivorous species. They did evolve from some kind of pack animal, so I'd imagine so.

[solid horizon]

realistically, laser and volkite would have the same effect because they are both heat based weapons

[rancid cove]

Yeah but in fantasy land theyre different because one is bad and the other is gooder

[solid horizon]

which one bad

volkite I suppose

[rancid cove]

Yes.

[heady rivet]

Tau watching this guy eat the equivalent of a napkin in their culture and being too polite to say anything

[winged silo]

Volkite and Melta are both cool, but I'm always partial to a nice Grav weapon.

Grav and Plasma are best.

[solid horizon]

laser are funny

eradication rays and conversion beams are definitely my favorite types of energy weapon in warhammer

[heady rivet]

This is how GW writes about Tau culture

[rancid cove]

I always forget grav weapons are a thing
Rare, yes but still exist

And love to remember they just turn anything into smush using, well, gravity

[solid horizon]

some knights use them

[winged silo]

The gravity crusher.

[winged silo]

Unfortunately.

Fortunately, I can write more lore than they can with a budget of $0.

[celest dome]

Considering Volkite and las weaponry to be the same is kinda like considering a grenade and a thermobaric bomb to be the same due to being explodey stuff

[winged silo]

Truke.

[solid horizon]

a large enough grenade can be a thermobaric bomb and vice versa

[celest dome]

But one will be less useful than the other

[solid horizon]

a large enough grenade is called a troof nuke

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1053823148048527440/1484348357148282960/1752934061219_truthgryn.gif

[winged jacinth]

I do feel like terra actually falling is kinda the logical next step in the grand narrative
Will probably take another 10 years irl to happen though

[winged silo]

I will be using this. Thank you.

[winged jacinth]

Nonzero chance that the 500 worlds stuff is setting up macragge as the throneworld for gullimanites

Like if the imperim balkanizes "the 500 worlds of ultramar" is a super easy subgroup

[storm jungle]

Very likely but prob later in the future, one of the big narrative hurdles in-universe is people not liking what Guilliman is doing with Ultramar as well as empire building

[winged jacinth]

It would be post a real fall of terra i think yeah

[storm jungle]

at the moment the lore is making all the cases possible to present Gman as a good guy for this when the people are VERY right to be questionable of it lol

also yeah deffo, we talked about this yesterday quite a bit

[winged jacinth]

The empweor would have to DIE die

Leaving that

[storm jungle]

He wont die, he'll likely ascend to the Warp and become a new god with his own realm/astronomicon then the status quo will continue from there

[rose thorn]

Is the new model supposed to be a jump pack intercessor or something different

[storm jungle]

the tabletop option would need people that also wanna play Imperial remnants

[heady rivet]

Necromunda will clutch up and save this got darnd Imperium

[winged jacinth]

Well yeah but no more emperor body sitting on a chair just one or more very scary warp impressions

[storm jungle]

Yeah terra is a goner either way

the Sol System is like virtually useless lol

Vaults of Terra says it really well, Terra demands/consumes everything and provides nothing.

[winged jacinth]

Yeah i cant imagine there's any natural resources they can access

On any of the worlds

[rose thorn]

How the genuine fuck are you supposed to tell the difference between the two

[fervent geode]

The Emperor will die and Imperial Remnants will be hounded by the Forces of Chaos

[heady rivet]

Mars-shaped hole in the Sol system if this happens

[fervent geode]

Saturn too

[storm jungle]

I legit love how people think Mars will help, nah bro they are OUT the moment this shit happens

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/but-she's-got-a-new-hat-smithers-simpsons-the-simpsons-los-simpsons-gif-1510588160414484005

[winged jacinth]

Because they'd have been mined in the DAOT/men of gold with much better tech than the imperium

[storm jungle]

"We? Who's we dumbass."

https://klipy.com/gifs/fresh-prince-we

[heady rivet]

I saw some FUCKED up population estimate that 25% of all humans lived on Terra

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[winged jacinth]

Yeah it would 100% trigger the inevitable religious schism at the least convenient time

[storm jungle]

Yeah lmao

the mechanicus are barely tolerated as their own religious entity in most places

[winged jacinth]

Someones gonna find the memo from titanicus again

[rocky gale]

All the Space Marine reveals for 11th have been a complete joke so far

[heady rivet]

Admech and the rest of the Imperium are pure utilitarianism

[heady rivet]

No love there

[languid meadow]

https://www.vxinstagram.com/reel/DSM7u9jEvKd/

[solid horizon]

as always

[winged jacinth]

I think i get what you're saying but think you have utilitarianism mixed up

[storm jungle]

self-dependant?

[winged jacinth]

If the imperium were utilitarian they'd give the serfs free obscura

[languid meadow]

Marine releases are all the same sometimes I think they just put the same PNG up every reveal

[storm jungle]

thats ok imo

dogs deserve dogtreats

[heady rivet]

Professor that shows up dressed like GRRM just pulled up in a hoodie and sweatpants nobody gives a fuck about this semester

[winged jacinth]

Marine[s] releases are all the same

[heady rivet]

In terms of attitude towards each other, not overall

[winged jacinth]

That makes even less sense
Do you know who Mills was lol

[rocky gale]

Like actually the space marine reveals are so fucking ass

[storm jungle]

Deserved

genuinely suck it up and move on

[rocky gale]

The exact same shit with new hats

[storm jungle]

[rocky gale]

They didn't even try

[storm jungle]

[rose thorn]

BUT BUT NOSTLAGIC HELMET BUT BUT NOSTALGIA FIRST BORN MOG!!

[rocky gale]

Here take your shitty looking helmet, £60 please

[storm jungle]

me when marine

[solid horizon]

I want more 40k ad mech

[heady rivet]

Hey. I know you're having a tough time right now with these reveals. I know its hard when minis suck. That's a lie, I never experience this. Say...I have a suggestion to fix what ails you...

[winged jacinth]

Firstborn BRUTALLY framemogged by primaris chad, has career ending black carapace malfunction

[storm jungle]

DONT DO IT

DONT LET THE DECIEVER SPEAK

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/seinfeld-newman-newman-seinfeld-sweating-hot-gif-16816169

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/frank-reynolds-hanging-himself-frank-iasip-frank-always-sunny-gif-2348811793417333891

[heady rivet]

N

Nec

NECROMUNDA

[storm jungle]

gonna have to ask you to leave.....

[solid horizon]

I think you misspelled "Necron"

[heady rivet]

Dilara is gonna add it to the automod one day

[rocky gale]

I'm not a Space Marine fan, ignore my 3000 PTS if Space Marines

[rose thorn]

NECRONMUNDA

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1481104605940023432/1489671885506744492/EscherShoot.gif

[solid horizon]

3k ?

damn

[rocky gale]

Maybe more tbh

[solid horizon]

do you play with them ?

[rocky gale]

I have too much disposable income

[heady rivet]

I love explaining to people there is 0 relation between the two whatsoever

[rose thorn]

i genuinely cannot believe this, how is this worse than when they reveaeld like 30 year old models for ToW

[solid horizon]

gimme some then

it will be fairly used

[rocky gale]

Im considering buying a house just to store my collection

[solid horizon]

I have like

1,7k points of chaos

not a single infantry dude in it

only vehicles

I think I have 1.2k worth of necrons

and not even 800pts of admech

[rocky gale]

I've got like 12 armies across 40k and AoS, it's a problem

[solid horizon]

damn that sucks
||give me some of your money||

[rose thorn]

hell yeahhhh

[rocky gale]

Na need that money to buy a house to store my collection

[rose thorn]

if you own a space marine army you own like 6 off the bat

[solid horizon]

clearly you dont

you need furniture

||and I need money ||

[lofty mason]

Would be insane if we face a Plague Marine.

[fervent geode]

Krak grenades are your friend

You’ll probably need a lot but

[fervent geode]

He’ll die

[rose thorn]

i swear to god if gsc gets less than 4 new detachments at hte start of next edition i will start swinging

[limpid granite]

id rather a daemon engine

[solid horizon]

same bro, same

but trust me, you do not want a nurgle daemon engine

[limpid granite]

nurgle venomcrawler

[celest dome]

Isn't Hammer of Avernii somethign from AoS ?

[solid horizon]

foetid bloat drone

[solid horizon]

with acid gun to obliterate your troops

[rancid cove]

Why is he sitting like that

[limpid granite]

i wouldnt say a bloat drone

considering youd have to use ranged

[solid horizon]

even if I hate them

yeeeeey

daemon engines in lore chat

me hapi

[limpid granite]

and youll have carapace plating

[solid horizon]

👏🏻

[limpid granite]

this but it shoots poop

[solid horizon]

I dont like venomcrawlers

they're virtually ugly

[limpid granite]

i think theyre neat

big spider

[solid horizon]

it could have been fine of they didnt have that huge silly globe ass

[limpid granite]

https://klipy.com/gifs/aunt-fanny-robots

[solid horizon]

exactly

[arctic talon]

On the upside most of these are locked to a specific sub faction

[limpid granite]

pictured tulia ghuld

[arctic talon]

lol

[rose thorn]

you migh t be thinking of hammers of sigmar or soemthing

[arctic talon]

She’s gona kill you and steal your guns

For that one smh

[fervent geode]

Nah it’s an IH detach

Clan Avernii

[rose thorn]

no way space marine players actually lock them selves out of stuff becuase the sub army is painted different

[rocky gale]

Weren't they a faction in Rome Total war?

[fervent geode]

Your making me half remember wait

[rocky gale]

https://totalwar.fandom.com/wiki/Arverni_(Total_War:_Rome_II)

[solid horizon]

now games workshop, you have to update the forgeworld nurgle defiler

[arctic talon]

They do because they’re literally locked to chapter stuff lol.

The only people who don’t are people with completely custom armies who’s armies exist entirely because “I want it all”

Lol

[rose thorn]

you cant like, buy a character from a different chapter and play that chapter instead?

[arctic talon]

Yeah but people don’t want to do that

lol

[rose thorn]

lmao

[fervent geode]

Ardiaei from RTW2 lmao

[heady rivet]

GW stealing from history? No way

[arctic talon]

People still hold attachment to subfaction of choice

lol

[fervent geode]

Ew non playable

[arctic talon]

It’s why people run FSE stuff in Tau

[fervent geode]

But true

[solid horizon]

people will proxy named characters and primarchs as obscure strangers

[rose thorn]

i wonder how that will stand with the new multi detachment systme

[limpid granite]

What dey hell this is a dwemer not a defiler

[arctic talon]

I’d assume the subfaction restrictions of 1 detach will be universal

[arctic talon]

This is more of a soul grinder I’m ngl

[solid horizon]

yeah

[fervent geode]

Doom Crap

[heady rivet]

They literally are what

[solid horizon]

anyways they need to be updated

[rocky gale]

I dunno man, I usually play my Blood Angels successor as Imperial Fists ruleswise with Tor Garadon to represent my Chapter Master.

[fervent geode]

Fr?????

I might be stupid as fuck

I’m stupid as fuck

[rose thorn]

isss that a defiler or soulgrinder

[solid horizon]

Vhomit Pissedonhand's greatest creation

[arctic talon]

successor

[solid horizon]

forgeworld soulgrinder

[rocky gale]

Cope

[arctic talon]

It’s a plague hulk technically

[solid horizon]

but it's basically just a daemon sitting on a defiler

[fervent geode]

Death Guard’s top Forge Tyrant

[arctic talon]

But yeah it’s a soulgrinder

Also don’t remove the soulgrinder from AoS GW

It’s so funny

[rose thorn]

they already did

liek

years ago

[arctic talon]

1984

[fervent geode]

My sins for playing Diadochi and mainly Pontus or whatever every playthrough

[arctic talon]

Don’t remove them lore wise

That will be true 1984

[rose thorn]

no they exist still in lore dw

[solid horizon]

most normal named character model conversion

[rose thorn]

khrone has a sweatshop ran by enslaved wizards who build hsi tech

[solid horizon]

there WILL BE deathguard kravek Mornes

[fervent geode]

Almost as much spunk as Gutrot Spume

[rose thorn]

in aos

[fervent geode]

Are Flesh Eater courts an elite army btw

[arctic talon]

Based

[arctic talon]

No

[fervent geode]

Well fuck

Hm

[arctic talon]

They’re not hoard

But they def aren’t elite

If you build them normally

[fervent geode]

In between is ok

[arctic talon]

AoS has very few hoard armies

[fervent geode]

Good

[arctic talon]

And those hoard armies you can build as more elite anyways

[fervent geode]

When’s the next AoS edition switch

[rose thorn]

most armies can be played in multiple play styles

its quite nice

[fervent geode]

Is it really 2027

[rose thorn]

swarm gargants is a thing

and its terrible

[rocky gale]

They've got a lot of HQ's but you'll also need a bunch of regular ghouls

[arctic talon]

2027

lol

[fervent geode]

Hmm I see

[arctic talon]

1 year off

[fervent geode]

Alright

[arctic talon]

The sands of time

Erode all

[fervent geode]

I’ll wait for the Spearhead

[rose thorn]

cav fec is elite, or you can spam ghouls lmao

[fervent geode]

I love Morbheg Knights

[rose thorn]

but wiht FEC you usually wanna play combined arms

[fervent geode]

Hmmmm I see

[arctic talon]

Tbh skew in AoS has the same issues as skew in 40k

lol

Except it’s usually worse to play as

[rose thorn]

oh?

[arctic talon]

Because no toughness or strength

[rocky gale]

Zombie Dragon spam used to be viable for quite a while, dunno about now

[rose thorn]

oh like mogging

[arctic talon]

lol

[rose thorn]

i heard its doign okay

people dont wnan start zombie dragon spam lsits since the kit is gonna def die

[rocky gale]

It's unfortunate the Cryptguard aren't better, I'd like to see them replace the regular Ghouls

[rancid cove]

Is it like rare for chaos warbands to ally themselves and/or utilize xenos as part of their "military" force? Seems like the only example I can find is Red Corsairs

[fervent geode]

Cryptguard got a cool aesthetic ngl

[rose thorn]

you usually run like, 1 unit of cryptguard at most i heard

maybe 2

[fervent geode]

Yeah the xenophobia is still strong

[rocky gale]

They're so much better visually, the regular Ghouls need to either be squatted or get a new kit

[rose thorn]

people have been saying FEC might be the BBEG of next edition

[fervent geode]

They rarely work with Xenos willingly for long periods of time

[fervent geode]

Please Nagash please Nagash

Please make ts true

[rose thorn]

right now its between FEC, BoK, and Ogors

[fervent geode]

I’ll buy a spearhead and everything

[limpid granite]

yo i fought these dudes in shadow of war

[fervent geode]

And the warcry thing

[rose thorn]

dead game

/hj

[rancid cove]

I see, was having ideas of my warband utilizing xenos native to their homeplanet as fodder and also have some "partnership"/alliance with a xenos faction
So i guess it could be possible but the racism would be phenomenal

[rose thorn]

I want BoK because,

I own BoK, but i own FEC too so

[rocky gale]

BoK?

[fervent geode]

Cool hounds tho

[rose thorn]

im gonna buy the edition box anyway since i play stormchads

[rose thorn]

Blades of Khorne

[rocky gale]

Oh

[rose thorn]

the monkeys?

[fervent geode]

Yeah these fools

[fervent geode]

Maybe if said Xenos were enslaved or smth

But the only time I recall Xeno CSM teamups are Huron’s gang and Honsou recruiting Kaarja Salombar

[rancid cove]

[rose thorn]

lmao love them

i own them

[fervent geode]

Noiceee

[rancid cove]

Slave humans and xenos alike, inclusive slavery

Thats what I like to hear

[fervent geode]

Everyone lifts together

And starves to death tgt too

[rancid cove]

[fervent geode]

Too true

If they want marineslop just join chaos smh we actually get new shit

[rancid cove]

Chaos >>>>>

https://tenor.com/view/heresy-detected-warhammer-40k-warhammer-horus-horus-heresy-gif-10990488926383062289

[rancid cove]

"the God-Emperor protects"
The so called "God-Emperor" current situation:

[rose thorn]

"this next section is gonan be really really hard guys you better pay attention"

its literally cell communication

uhg i love SCE

[storm jungle]

space marine players rushing to steal any bits they can from peak minis

https://klipy.com/gifs/stop-thief-source-unknown

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[fervent geode]

Yet another potential Lorgar helm

[solid horizon]

only to make the most mid looking sarge ever

[storm jungle]

poor hobotartes gotta get what they can get

[solid horizon]

real

[fervent geode]

real

[storm jungle]

its been 1 day without a mini release

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-funny-151

[solid horizon]

how it feels ton navigate the official warhammer website

[flat nimbus]

“I’m gonna make Yarrick prou-” stuff it ya git, it’s waaaaghin’ time

[rancid cove]

Absolute nightmare

[flat nimbus]

(I know it’s a CSM but still, way to fail at the one arm)

[solid horizon]

im being tempted by the chaos god of greed (james workshop) right now

but I dont have le mone

[rancid cove]

"I'm gonna make Yarri-" shut the fuck up, get in the daemonculaba.

[rose thorn]

Government websites like the White House website and 4chan

[solid horizon]

https://www.warhammer.com/en-US/shop/legions-imperialis-dark-mechanicum-stalker-constructs-2024 I really want this

I only have 18/42€ for this

[rancid cove]

I was forced to access my governments websit recently and it lowkey felt like trying to use 4chan for the first time

[fervent geode]

Go to Brasilia and complain

[rancid cove]

Hell nawh

[fervent geode]

Kubitschek built it to hide from people complaining they can’t get away with it

[rancid cove]

Only time I'm ever passing by Brasilia is checkpoints between airports

[quiet orchid]

if u ever pass by Brasilia, throw shit on parliament windows

[gleaming gale]

Vanguard Veteran refresh
Look inside
Jump Pack Intercessors rebox

[rancid cove]

GW lost the plot

[rocky gale]

But but but...... it's got a "new" old helmet

It's also not the helmet from the animation, meaning they were originally going to use the Primaris helmet from the animation, but then they realised it was literally indistinguishable from the Jump intercessors so stuck the old firstborn helmet on it last minute.

[gleaming gale]

Huge downgrade overall, dude is literally an intercessor with a relic on a chain

[limpid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-random-kid-random-kid-gif-10698606526004440975

[rancid cove]

What the fuck is happening on twitter dawg

[midnight dragon]

.gov is a curse

[crystal forum]

praise be to allah, everybody

[spring cairn]

allahmdullilah

[midnight dragon]

"Dance if you hate ice" nooo I'd neverrrr- SIKEEEE~ giant space marine dances in a girly way

[solid horizon]

huron wishes he was honsou

[rancid cove]

Theyre both peak

[solid horizon]

real

bloodborn best warband

[flat nimbus]

“Before battle, the Red Corsairs transmit a tirade of expletives and threats across all vox-caster frequencies as they ambush enemy ships and settlements.”

“FUCK YOU CORPSE WORSHIPPERS”

[solid horizon]

honsou bloodborn combat patrol when

[valid needle]

Primaris summarised.

[rocky gale]

More like honkshoo

https://klipy.com/gifs/the-judge-ace-attorney

[rancid cove]

"WE'RE LOOTIN' YE' NOW CORPS WORSHIPPAHS!"

[jade holly]

Why don’t we have a Honsou model yet?

[solid horizon]

because uh

[rose thorn]

Chuds

[solid horizon]

what honsou did is not politically correct

james workshop is afraid of honsou

[rocky gale]

Because Honkshoo

https://klipy.com/gifs/snoring-elder-kettle

[rancid cove]

Iamorth needs to get better at ragebaiting

[solid horizon]

real

[rancid cove]

Honsou did nothing wrong, free my boy

[solid horizon]

real

[rocky gale]

Nothing wrong with him being sleepy

[solid horizon]

free my boy and his pal votheer tark

[honest bluff]

let everyone be a lil eepy sleepy

[rancid cove]

Titus doesn't deserve sleep

Hope he dies and Gadriel takes his place

[solid horizon]

that would be a dope mini

[rancid cove]

Stealing this idea for my warband

[solid horizon]

noooo

[rancid cove]

Sorry, already did

[solid horizon]

dont steal me dark mechanicum lads

[honest bluff]

valid i think

i lied i dont think at all

[rancid cove]

Stole all of them

[solid horizon]

tark be like

[rancid cove]

I dont think therefore i aint

[rancid cove]

Wonder why they would even preserve him atp

[quiet orchid]

oh, now everything makes sense...

thats why u're stupid

[solid horizon]

I think he ded anyways

[solid horizon]

a lot of mechanicus/mechanicum guys are basically only a brain left

[honest bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/ryo-yamada-ryo-i-may-be-stupid-bocchi-the-rock-haybo-real-gif-8495031349478581936

[rancid cove]

A brain and probably like 2% pieces of random skin

[solid horizon]

most normal chaos dude demise

[rancid cove]

Most normal major 40k character demise:

[solid horizon]

still I think a bloodborn combat patrol in the same style as corsairs would be cool

we still don't have a honsou model

[rancid cove]

Daemonculaba model alongside Honsou

[solid horizon]

bro would turn tractors into warmachines

[honest bluff]

🤝

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-sleep-81

[rancid cove]

Tractor -> daemon engine

[solid horizon]

killdozer daemon engine

everybody gangsta till the john deere starts violently mutilating you

[quiet orchid]

idk why I asked to lynx what Daemonculaba is

[rocky gale]

Now you know

[rose thorn]

GSC kill dozer

[quiet orchid]

and now I want to forget it

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/i-know-star-wars

[quiet orchid]

Idk to much about 40k
but I definitely didn't need to know that.

[storm jungle]

you shouldnt know much about 40k

its all garbage

id know, i continue to be a fan for over a decade....

[plush mason]

garbage can be hard to let go off sometimes, i know this because i am a wow fan lmao

[rancid cove]

Old hag

[quiet orchid]

I wanted it

Because I want to be closer to my gf hobbies.

[storm jungle]

I didnt ask your opinion you little spermling

[rancid cove]

Probably the worst part of 40k lore

Shit that tried too hard being edgy and instead turned into r*pe fetish.

[storm jungle]

You and your freakfriend need to be shut in a box

[queen laurel]

more than 10 years

[storm jungle]

🫡

[storm jungle]

hence the "over" bit

[queen laurel]

i think it's around like 15 14 ish last time i checked

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