40k-lore-chat

[limpid granite]

the body has a bite mark

but also the fucked up organs

his face was caved in however

[gleaming gale]

Yeah, the protagonist of Day of Ascension is also a 4th gen stealer and has hair

[rose thorn]

Oh so he was an initially infected

[limpid granite]

most likely to hide the facial deformation

[rose thorn]

Tbf there is examples of humans getting infected with the kiss and forming gsc mutatiosn

So that makes the most sense

[limpid granite]

at some point theyre going to evolve over generations to retain their human features

since its like an ant colony with radically different looking ants (genestealers)

[rose thorn]

I’ll need to check the codexes again because I don’t remember that being mentioned anywhere

[flat nimbus]

damn, GSC fielding white boys with locs

how could anyone see though his disguise

[heady rivet]

Trump confirmed Shia ans thats why he's attacking Iran, btw

[limpid granite]

its just my speculation

[fervent geode]

Shia Civil War for those who know

[gleaming gale]

Fact checked by real American mujahideen

[rose thorn]

I’m gonna lean towards gene modification or wig for the hair, all the examples of gsc members with hair are literally dedicated to infiltrating

Any opposition to that

[gleaming gale]

"Genestealer Neophytes and Acolytes are all Bald is just a Visual hold over from the old models where to help tell poor quality metal human #20, from poor Quality metal Genestealer Human #2 was to give them something distinctive such as no hair and ridges.

Also on a personal headcannon note i always assumed the loss of hair had something to do with the poorer living conditions of a GSC having to work in places like toxic mines, the undercity ect and as a result overtime they just loss their hair from poor health."

Found a pretty good argument about it

[rancid cove]

what was the dreadnought/terminator armor that emited high levels of radiation again? i think it also killed the user or something like that

[rose thorn]

The lack of hair is directly a genetic thing

Even cults who don’t live in toxic environments don’t have hair

[gleaming gale]

Well yeah but for visual purposes all the minis aside from the brood brothers have industrial rigs

[wary fulcrum]

Contemptor maybe?

Generally considered more aggressive but so was the Retributor I think

[civic gale]

so, far as i gathered in the lexicanum

sm2 has, 3 intercesors 1 eliminator 1 reiver 1 bladeguard and a techmarine

and intercessors come in a variety of flavors

you got assault, jump pack and heavy

did i get this right?

oh no wait, in sm2 its a veteran intercessor cuz he can equip ranged guns

[rancid cove]

its not a veteran

none of the co-op characters are veterans

they are common astartes for specialized roles

they have access to ranged weaponry because of game balance

[civic gale]

there is a bladeguard veteran tho....i dont think there's "normal" bladeguards is there?

[rancid cove]

he's not a bladeguard veteran, no

none of them are

[civic gale]

then just a bladeguard?

[rancid cove]

yeah basically

[civic gale]

but is it cannon that theres non veteran bladeguards?

[flat nimbus]

is now

[languid meadow]

SM2 runs fast and loose with stuff

but no the bladeguard role is only for vets

[rancid cove]

yeah the game is not lore accurate at all

lmao

[arctic talon]

The bulwark in sm2 aren’t blade
guards

They’re just marines with storm shields and a power weapon

lol

[civic gale]

well but this is the default bladeguard colors....and isnt that a veteran symbol?

[arctic talon]

They don’t make any logical sense with a company standard either

[rancid cove]

Quartus is just a specialized marine for the role of protector and banner carrier

[languid meadow]

officially in game no, but like.... c'mon lmfao

[civic gale]

well alright then

[rancid cove]

The veteran symbol is purely cosmetic

[languid meadow]

they're very clearly based off of the models

[rancid cove]

we also have lieutenant markins and helmet

but we also aint lieutenants

[civic gale]

welp alright

[rancid cove]

lol

its pure cosmetics

[civic gale]

and here i thought i had something cool figured out

wrong again

[rancid cove]

only thing separating Quartus (The bulwark) is the lack of iron halo

[rancid cove]

Not your fault, space marine 2 is just full of non-accurate-lore shit

[languid meadow]

unless it's like darktide (which even then runs kind of loose with it) or like RT or DH I wouldn't stress over the details

RT and DH are the main "this is what this is like" they try to stay pretty close to it

[gleaming gale]

Wouldn't Quartus be an ancient because of the banner

[arctic talon]

Yes

But he also isn’t an ancient

lol

[rancid cove]

i think he's just the oldest of them

[arctic talon]

Ancients aren’t old

[rancid cove]

so that makes him ancient in something

[civic gale]

i mean with some cosmetic changes i can make them veteran looking

[arctic talon]

Ancient is just a way of referring to a flag bearer

[rancid cove]

i know its a lead up to a joke

jesus christ

[arctic talon]

💀

[gleaming gale]

Ancient comes from the french military term for ensign

[civic gale]

this helmet does exist into the game

[rancid cove]

Yeah the game is just pure dress up

thats why I have so many photos of my fashions

[civic gale]

and it is technically the veteran helmet

[rancid cove]

it does

its just dogshit

[gleaming gale]

He does not know about the firstborn

[languid meadow]

pretty sure with the edition it doesn't matter anymore

[civic gale]

sorry

[languid meadow]

since primaris are using these helmets

[gleaming gale]

MK7 SLANDER IN MY LORE CHAT?

[rancid cove]

This design is much superior

[civic gale]

its what it says in the lexicanum

[languid meadow]

^^^ with 11

They're using these helms

aagain

[rancid cove]

I'm sorry but the mk7 on sm2 sucks, dawg
proportions look so fucking bad on the primaris body

mk 8 sweeps tho

[gleaming gale]

Yeah, the 8 is slop but he showed a 7 lol

[gleaming gale]

You got them mixed

7 is the good one

[rancid cove]

AAAH i hate roman numerals

im so bad with those

[civic gale]

which is the seventh?

[rancid cove]

anything past V always gets me confused

[rancid cove]

this one is the mk7

[gleaming gale]

This one is the Mk7 @civic gale

[rancid cove]

mk 8 is the dogshit one

[civic gale]

and mk8?

[rancid cove]

god i hate it so much

[gleaming gale]

The one above it

[rancid cove]

its so fucking squashed

[civic gale]

im confused now about ranks and stuff

[gleaming gale]

It's because they just removed the hood Titus had over it without resizing the helmet lol

[rancid cove]

it looks even dumber with this shit ear piece
why did they make it so tiny and compressed

[rancid cove]

Saber is full of lazy ass mfs I swear
them and GW always avoiding greenlitting shit the community actually wants

[gleaming gale]

Still no Deathwatch cosmetics from the prologue 🥀

[civic gale]

they did say they plan on adding some i think

[languid meadow]

Space marine ranks have been fucked from the start and with primaris it's been even more so

also it depends on the chapter

[civic gale]

all i know is i know nothing

[languid meadow]

as do we all because this setting is almost 50 and nothing is consistent about it

[gleaming gale]

What is shown here is that Ultramarines veterans have white helmets, model is irrelevant

[arctic talon]

MK10 gorget better then MK8 gorget

[civic gale]

thats it?

[arctic talon]

I will die on this really shitty hill

[gleaming gale]

Veteran markings are different for every chapter though

[arctic talon]

^

[civic gale]

i think i knew that

[rancid cove]

just paint the helmet white and u have the veteran helmet

[arctic talon]

Ultramarines, and dark angels are the only chapters with consistent heraldry

Since 3e

lol

[civic gale]

is there an ultramarine codex?

[arctic talon]

Brother lemme just get the fucking heraldry chart

[gleaming gale]

I'm painting my Blood Ravens officers and sergeants with bone helmets because I just think they look better, it boils down on whatever you want to paint your dudes

[near wasp]

There's a chart jfc

[rancid cove]

slop ravens

[civic gale]

well alright

[rancid cove]

[arctic talon]

All the major chapters have one lol

[civic gale]

thanks

[arctic talon]

But the UM heraldry chart is used as the generic if you wana follow the codex exactly use this in universe

Except like

[civic gale]

is there one for salamanders?

[arctic talon]

Almost every chapter has their own heraldry rules

To an extent

[civic gale]

thank you

[rancid cove]

is there a canon look for blood angels techmarines?

[languid meadow]

god this image is so crunchy

they're just red

all over

[arctic talon]

R e d

[rancid cove]

amazing

splendid

[arctic talon]

Tbh you don’t need a good visual for a heraldry chart

It’s a good enough thing

[arctic talon]

Okay technically it’s a dif shade of red

But still

[civic gale]

where do you find these?

[rancid cove]

ah

[languid meadow]

pretty sure the only two techmarines that aren't fully red like... Iron hands and Deathwatch? (prob another glup shitto chapter)

[arctic talon]

It’s red on red

[arctic talon]

In the codex

lol

[gleaming gale]

It's so over, I didn't add the side stripes to the big one, Guilliman is coming to execute my lieutenant

[arctic talon]

Some chapters ignore heraldry rules

[solid horizon]

why does asmodai look so much like dr doom lmao

[civic gale]

i wanna take a look at others for inspiration for my forge ghosts

[civic gale]

fuck

[arctic talon]

This shit goes hard

Brother

I’ll just send all of them

lol

[civic gale]

can you like, send me all of th-

[arctic talon]

He’s an edge lord aura farmer

[civic gale]

yeh that works

[arctic talon]

Also he’s kind of insane

[solid horizon]

I require asmodai's head

BRING ME ASMODAI'S HEAD

[languid meadow]

I don't think TMs would fall under the normal rules anyway

since they already break it

[solid horizon]

I will decapitate asmodai to make more androids

[languid meadow]

deathwatch TMs are funky

[gleaming gale]

They're kinda mandated to wear the black armour in the DW so yeah lol

[solid horizon]

his primaris shoes never end

[gleaming gale]

I think the most notorious TMs that ignore the red stuff are the Iron Hands

[languid meadow]

being closer to the admech than most allows for such flexibility

[limpid granite]

Its so peak

[solid horizon]

why do they need that huge ass pipe wrench lmao

wouldnt a techmarine realistically need tendrils and a toolbox ?

[languid meadow]

Also since techmarines are higher valued in the IH iirc

[limpid granite]

Big bolt

[gleaming gale]

Grimdark Bolt the size of a car wheel

[limpid granite]

Also id imagine that needing to pinch something extremely hard is useful

[gleaming gale]

10 menials and 3 servitors died to roll it in place

[solid horizon]

ive never seen anything that had bolt outside of buildings in warhammer lmao

[gleaming gale]

That's because a tech-marine already passed through and unscrewed them

[limpid granite]

Mechandrites are funny

Lil goobers

[solid horizon]

rivets are still in fashion 38000 years later but somehow not bolts

does this mean techmarines are construction workers

[gleaming gale]

They are also the chapter's forklift certified operators

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/doc-ock-spider-man-otto-octavius-octavius-spider-verse-gif-19524423

the humble warpsmith moving on his tendrils

[languid meadow]

no they're just engineers at an MIC

[solid horizon]

is there dreadnought techmarines ?

[limpid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/mechanicus-admech-warhammer-necron-necrons-gif-16182787758804585735

[solid horizon]

I know some of them actually have drills

[languid meadow]

nah once you get dreaded you're just that

no specialization besides like... I think age? idk I need to check again

[rancid cove]

I just made some bullshit

[languid meadow]

although if you're like a um a captain people will def take your advice more than lets say an LT who got dreaded

[limpid granite]

Also be important enough to be put into a dreadnought

[rancid cove]

I wish the third mechanical hand did some shit like that in sm2
shit is useless, cant even carry power cells and be useful at the same time

[limpid granite]

But not too important

[languid meadow]

sadly TM is just unfinished (the devs said this themselves)

[gleaming gale]

Librarian Dreads are a thing

[rancid cove]

kill GW and saber

[storm jungle]

LOL

[languid meadow]

so I hope they make it do something with interactions like pulling stuff

they wanted to get it out in a playable unbroken state which they did

but yeah TM has NO interactions outside of the new mission

[arctic talon]

oh

ffs

HADRON

[languid meadow]

in which they plan on adding those in later

[arctic talon]

MY FUCKING IMAGES

[limpid granite]

Also barely any customization

[languid meadow]

yeah that to

[storm jungle]

Sabre not half-ass anything challenge

[limpid granite]

My guess is they didnt want to delay the roadmap

[languid meadow]

problem with roadmaps

[gleaming gale]

Just like the voice pack having half of the content be grunts and your marine switches to smurf voice on objectives lol

[limpid granite]

We are getting a revamped one at the end of the month

[storm jungle]

the fact that they caved in is the funniest part

[heady rivet]

In 40k gaming you can either have consistent shit content or rare gems...

[storm jungle]

space marine fans really will buy anything

[rose thorn]

Average 40K chud tourist meme

[storm jungle]

lol

[arctic talon]

Its going into your fucking DMs

because Hadron hates me

[gleaming gale]

Well yeah, that's how Warhammer didn't die years ago lol

Wrong reply, meant for the marine buyers

[storm jungle]

i wish it did at this point

[limpid granite]

But how can they buy it when it was made free due to backlash

[storm jungle]

....

because it was DLC at first

[heady rivet]

Enjoying Space Marines sometimes feels like I'm doing something wrong and it needs to be hidden

[storm jungle]

Nah you can enjoy space marines

the key is to not be annoying

(which most SM fans are)

[solid horizon]

weird kink but ok

[heady rivet]

I cant say fucking anything around you people

[solid horizon]

skill issue

[heady rivet]

It slides off me like water off a duck anyway

I am immune

[gleaming gale]

Blood Ravens got me into 40k so I can't hate marines either outside memeing lol

[storm jungle]

Reminder that Sabre also literally lied with the amount of voicelines, not even saying theres no squad interactions, your player character sometimes still switching to their default voice and how 500 of those voicelines were counting the foreign translation ones lol

and their entire apology was just

"sorry that we got caught"

[gleaming gale]

500 counting translations AND grunts

[storm jungle]

OH MY GOD MAN

[storm jungle]

💀

[heady rivet]

But they did give us that Blood Angel, so who can really say if its a bad thing or not?

[heady rivet]

Not even Leon DBD grunts

[gleaming gale]

Behold an angel of Baal 💅 ... AND WITNESS YOUR DEATH

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-kennedy-blue-eyes-gif-12331387607190349579

Blue eyes even

[solid horizon]

same, but at the same time samen't

because my introduction to warhammer was Squad Command

[storm jungle]

Behold an incel of Balls and witness your goondeath

🗣️

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[storm jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/566634298904674324/1489660676032041041/RDT_20260403_1356073443540187888243168.gif

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sludge-sludge-black-goop-goop-slurry-gif-12336050382569652423

[solid horizon]

Todd Howard syndrome

[storm jungle]

yeet

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/my-room-scoop-up-scooping-sticky-gif-16656516

[solid horizon]

16 times the details

[storm jungle]

👎

[gleaming gale]

Do you know about the stellar voice acting he did for the testing character in Oblivion?

[solid horizon]

yes

there is not a thing about this man I do not know (100% no lies)

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chess-club-todd-howard-elder-scrolls-oblivion-gif-27500592

[storm jungle]

crazy reference btw

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/todd-howard-bethesda-elder-scrolls-oblivion-laughing-gif-27490544

[storm jungle]

that guy was getting BACKSHOTS in the studio

total hole demolishing

[heady rivet]

https://youtu.be/mGUJlJGimJY

[storm jungle]

😭 🥀

[heady rivet]

Every comment on this video...

[solid horizon]

thank god I have headphones

[nocturne crest]

I got a new idea for a GW product: This, but it's Crozius Arcanum. https://vxtwitter.com/Thenainacore/status/2040445472461201544

Naina (@Thenainacore)

COOLEST SHI EVER 😭💅

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 4, 2026, 3:04 PM

[civic gale]

wtf am i looking at

[heady rivet]

Watch the Leon video

You will understand

[near wasp]

Great there talking about Leon again

[heady rivet]

Billions must hear boy whimpers

[civic gale]

i see

[near wasp]

Dilara quick talk about ada

[jade holly]

With the reveal of Peter Turbo alone the pettiness levels of the galaxy jumped up tenfold

[near wasp]

I feel like giving an ogryn stimms is possibly one of the dumbest ideas

[gleaming gale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1488379887914848338/mhrz4b2.gif

[fervent geode]

Vraks ahh idea

[fervent geode]

DJT deleting his White House app

Another 10000 staffers will be randomly fired now

[storm jungle]

blood ravens mentioned

millions must die

[fervent geode]

TSON GENE SEED THEORY INCOMING!

[flat nimbus]

[…] GENE SEED […] INCOMING!

[gleaming gale]

It's not a theory it's a fact

[heady rivet]

Blackfyre does sound like the last name some glup shitto chapter master of some C-tier authors blorbo chapter would have

[storm jungle]

im glad we dont have such goofy ass named royal IRL

[heady rivet]

I love loyalist chapters with traitor geneseed tbh I cant even deny it. Its my favorite trope

[gleaming gale]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zog_I

[storm jungle]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Warlock

actual legend btw

[heady rivet]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Bong Major Dick Bong

[rose thorn]

THE FUCK HAPPENED????

[storm jungle]

god i hate christians

[gleaming gale]

Thanks

[storm jungle]

Anytime

[rose thorn]

“Oh thsi fun Minecraft YouTuber who reviews mods and stuff”

https://tenor.com/view/ortodox-jesús-gif-16083023454858101681

[fervent geode]

I’m gonna krill you

[fervent geode]

[fervent geode]

Zog I of House Zogolli, the true king

[limpid granite]

Its easter and hes telling why hes christian?

Dont see anything wrong with it

[storm jungle]

Nobody cares how religious you are

[heady rivet]

Only prots will feel the need to announce this out of the blue, because prots have an inherent belief in their own superiority. This is bragging for them. No Papist will do anything more than avert their eyes to the floor as they wish you a happy Easter, guilty compelling them to cover their crotch with their hands (penis shame) as if you're a Hyena matriarchal packmaster

[storm jungle]

Oh my god bro

😭

[rose thorn]

I- I don’t get why you need to post on your Minecraft channel

[storm jungle]

because they wanna convert people

its literally preaching

lol

[gleaming gale]

No Orthodox slander, east stays winning

[fervent geode]

As a dirty papist yes

Anyways uh

I don’t see the point

[rose thorn]

Oh prot means Protestants

[heady rivet]

Orthodox are still kissing wolf heads

[fervent geode]

Of Minecraft Ytubers doing this

[storm jungle]

Total Global Papal Saturation

https://klipy.com/gifs/sherry-birkin-albert-wesker

[gleaming gale]

What if Ned Stark became the Patriarch of Constantinople

[fervent geode]

Martin Luther wouldn’t be a prot anymore if he saw Evangelicals

[storm jungle]

spat my fucking drink 💀

[heady rivet]

A silly people

[storm jungle]

well yeah hes american

[rose thorn]

Yeah lmao

[fervent geode]

Both of them lmao

[rocky gale]

American Protestants

[fervent geode]

My sis was in school and some kid was talking about people going to hell at breaktime

Like bruh

What

[storm jungle]

Which are the ones that support zionists

[heady rivet]

Prots

[storm jungle]

did everyone forget what Mario said?

[gleaming gale]

Prots

[storm jungle]

you go to hell BEFORE you die

[fervent geode]

They probably think Mario is satanic or smth so yeah

[rocky gale]

Really need to make sure you clarify "American Protestants"

Other protestants aren't like that

[heady rivet]

The last FIVE Popes have repeatedly denounced Israel and the current pope literally denounced Imperialism (Actually said the word Imperialism) like 2 days ago

[storm jungle]

https://youtu.be/udz8Pk0oRng

[storm jungle]

LOL

[rocky gale]

It's just an Evangelical American thing

[gleaming gale]

Evangelicals are still prots at the end of the day, just more braindead

[heady rivet]

European prots are busy trying to murder every Irish person, or worship the vague idea of divorce

I get my information from the town crier

I know my stuff

[heady rivet]

https://x.com/i/status/2039667158087877085

Pope Leo XIV (@Pontifex)

The cross is part of the mission. The imperialist occupation of the world is disrupted from within; the violence that until now has been the law is unmasked. The poor, imprisoned, and rejected Messiah descends into the darkness of death, yet in so doing He brings a new creation

X · Apr 2, 2026, 11:32 AM

[gleaming gale]

Prots reject the trinity which is like turbo heresy for the rest also

[rose thorn]

LMAO what do Protestants even get out of that

[valid needle]

Which are the ones who support Epsteins peadophile cult?

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

[valid needle]

Understandable king

[fervent geode]

Mario is Italian and probably Catholic or Shinto or whatever so he’s literally the Icon of Sin from doom smh

[winged jacinth]

Never...
I love by "wah woo yahoo! Mamma mia..."

[heady rivet]

Everything in Mario has a soul
Shinto

[fervent geode]

They can tell everyone else they go to hell ig

[gleaming gale]

Also the rapture is solely an american evangelical concept lmao

[fervent geode]

Apostate send the AIPAC drones

[gleaming gale]

Idk how they came to it

[fervent geode]

No man may know the day or the hour when Bible TV radio host appears

[gleaming gale]

Typa shit you hear in an evangelical megachurch before the pastor starts bungee jumping or whatever

[heady rivet]

Pretty much every modern Protestant movement in America boils down to "Everyone is going to Hell but because YOU declare yourself this denomination YOU are saved specifically. Pay lip service and you get a spot in heaven no matter what" and its just personal preference on how clear you want that message to be. Calvinists literally believe that word for word but some try to cover it up with buzzwords

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/megachurch-preach-flying-pastor-flying-touch-the-sky-gif-17101565541327475574

[storm jungle]

Wdym going to hell

I THOUGHT MY DONATIONS COVERED THIS

https://klipy.com/gifs/sopranos-18

[heady rivet]

Nah nah its fine another 2k gets you the Ultra-Heaven Deluxe "Skip The Line" package

[solid horizon]

religious capitalism, my favorite

[gleaming gale]

Catholic moment

[fervent geode]

The “traditions” that the Catholic and Orthos abandon were actually the sin of greed and warehouse raves

[heady rivet]

But yeah those are prosperity churches or something, where material wealth directly correlates to piety

[fervent geode]

Somehow they got mad for indulgences so when we got rid of them they made their own lmao

[winged jacinth]

American "Christianity" has long outdone indulgences

[heady rivet]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prosperity_theology Big among the Charismatics

[solid horizon]

priests when I tell them to get a real job

[fervent geode]

Prosperity Gospel is basically Mammon but Christian themed

[winged jacinth]

"God said buy me a private jet"

[gleaming gale]

The fabled judeo-christian values

[heady rivet]

Which ones are the ones that handle snakes and speak in tongues?

[fervent geode]

Nah they need to bungee jump and have a mansion so pay up or get to hell

[solid horizon]

I think id rather go to hell

[gleaming gale]

THANK YOU FOR YOUR FINANCIAL BLESSING, DISPATCHING ANGELS YOUR WAY!

ATTA TATATA RATA!

[solid horizon]

when youre dead you dont feel pain

[fervent geode]

Your money is being used to pay the angels

[solid horizon]

which angels

the dark ones or the bloody ones

[fervent geode]

Dangles probably

Wait no

[rose thorn]

Christ-

[fervent geode]

Bangles the greedy lot

[solid horizon]

considering they dress in gold armor I assume yes

[rose thorn]

Protestants are the same guys who complain about the pope becoming woke and ruining Christianity on Twitter right

[fervent geode]

Bangles are also more accurate as they have the Baal Predator

[heady rivet]

Correct

Believing that the Pope is a heretic is like a core belief

[solid horizon]

Protestants are also the ones dressing as primed chaos cultists

[fervent geode]

Bonus points if he’s the antichrist

[solid horizon]

I need to pour white spirit in my ears now

[fervent geode]

What kinda dark ritual is she doing to summon blood rain in Iran or sum

[gleaming gale]

Fucking hell

[storm jungle]

LITERAL

IMPERIAL CULT

[spring cairn]

american pastors are so funny

[fervent geode]

This is true, but it’s good

[solid horizon]

why would god care about oil

[storm jungle]

why would god care about presidents

why would god care about political parties

🤷‍♀️

[fervent geode]

Apparently he needed it for his gas I guess

Idk

[solid horizon]

he is the president of mankind after all

[gleaming gale]

Trump saw that and converted to Islam instead, the Prophet might recognize him

[heady rivet]

Again: Protestsnt belief in their own superiority

[jade holly]

So I was scrolling through the Warhammer store seeing what all was sold out or not, the Custodes are still up for grabs?

[solid horizon]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Legion_(political_movement) protestants for some reason

[fervent geode]

The KJV Bible is wrong because it’s not in American as it should be

[jade holly]

The $255 box still says available while stocks last

[gleaming gale]

They'll come out with a DJT Bible soon

[rose thorn]

[rose thorn]

Yarrr

[fervent geode]

Proceeds to fund the Callas Government in Mexico to kill Catholics

[fervent geode]

Haven’t they made a Republican Bible

[gleaming gale]

Yeah but the DJT Bible will have the Art of the Deal as an addendum to it

[fervent geode]

How could I forget, and a DVD of the Apprentice ofc

[gleaming gale]

And Melania

[heady rivet]

Yeah the Klan is all Prots too btw lole. They adopted the hood to moch Catholics. Since the KKK was founded by Confederates, who were fighting largely immigrant-based armies, and most of the immigrants at that time were Italian (Non-White at the time) Catholics. The "Papist hordes" of the North was a central narrative to the Lost Cause ideals

[solid horizon]

yeah I know that

[heady rivet]

The Confederates also had their own units of all-Italian immigrants too but

[solid horizon]

I posted the black legion instead because funi warhammer reference (insert braindead soyjak)

[rose thorn]

Have you seen those bot accounts on Twitter that keep sending like 8 paragraphs of doomer apocalypse shit when ever there is any news article about Trump with a gif of Jesse pinkman crying

Genuinely if you read them they are psychotic and obviously doomer engagement bait

[gleaming gale]

Evangelicals must be studied for psychology classes

[solid horizon]

they already are I think

[rose thorn]

Oh?

[gleaming gale]

Open r/conservative

[rose thorn]

One of them was about how trump’s 50% tariffs on something I don’t remember what and it talked about how it will end in the united states will nuke it self

[outer wave]

Is that r/Conservative by chance?

[fervent geode]

If you go there do you hear We are Charlie Kirk blasted loudly

[storm jungle]

nah they are seperate

[rose thorn]

LMAO PEOPLE LIKE POST LIKE THAT

AaahahahahaAHEHUAVUSVUECQVAISVA LMAO

[fervent geode]

Karma farm or loon

[midnight dragon]

In Warhammer games, the only factions that are allowed to exist are orks, space marines, imperial guard, chaos, and tyranids. It is against the rules to have a game where votann, the tau, the Eldar, or any of the other xenos factions are even brought up. This is a 40k rule.

[gleaming gale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/566634298904674324/1489660676032041041/RDT_20260403_1356073443540187888243168.gif

[outer wave]

Ahhh, I keep hearing that r/Conservative is just a bot farm, but every time I go onto the headlining posts, its just people kind of criticizing what Trump is saying or doing

Like "Huh, what hes saying on TruthSocial is kinda weird."

[rose thorn]

That, isn’t even true -

[solid horizon]

it's then considered "extended universe"

[gleaming gale]

Irony makes it that some of those have woken up to reality because Trump is genuinely going too insane to be glazed over

[rose thorn]

Votaan literally just released and now are gonna be in mechanicus 2

[fervent geode]

There’s bot farmers, loons, protofascists, actual conservatives getting horrified

[outer wave]

Yeah even glazers are starting to see the writing on the wall, least I think they are

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[fervent geode]

He just can’t stop lying and doing the worst shit

[outer wave]

At this point, nah, he's been rewarded for being a liar

[fervent geode]

Only the most insane delulus are still 100% with him

[midnight dragon]

It is, no other faction matters, there's no accessible game where they are present,

[midnight dragon]

Yup

[rose thorn]

Eldar have been in a ton of games, gsc made their first video game appearance in RT, tau had their own videogame where you play as a tau

[solid horizon]

when do we get that in Horus Heresy scale ?

[fervent geode]

True enough, but I don’t see his party surviving another election though

[fervent geode]

Dawn of War

[jade holly]

And Necron’s are showing up in Mechanicus 2

[fervent geode]

Votann are new give them time

[outer wave]

Likely not, but Im sure they'll try their damndest to stay in power.

[fervent geode]

They were in Mechanicus one too

[solid horizon]

Tau and Eldar are in dawn of war

[rose thorn]

Yeah that goes unsaid lmao

[jade holly]

Were they playable?

[solid horizon]

IIRC eldar were villains of one of the games

[storm jungle]

they were side characters

[solid horizon]

was it winter assault ? my memory is extremely foggy

[storm jungle]

they arent an antagonist in any warhammer game

[fervent geode]

Rubio and Vance is about as electable as a Turnip and a Rotting beetroot

[storm jungle]

thats chaos/orks lol

[fervent geode]

They were semi allies there

[solid horizon]

yeah well I have not played dawn of war in ages lol

[fervent geode]

Idts but they were the main opp

[gleaming gale]

[solid horizon]

I played a bit of dark crusade recently

[fervent geode]

Small Government when War

[midnight dragon]

None of those count cause first off, the tau one is.old as hell and was released before space marine 1, the ppl that played it were already fans of Warhammer, secondly, the Eldar appearing in inncesable complicated strategy games that most people who aren't already a fan of strategy games or Warhammer don't count

[solid horizon]

but the game as aged despite incredible VA

[jade holly]

How do they not count? It’s a video game with that faction in it

[storm jungle]

You can literally play Eldar in every single DoW game, its where they got one of their big popularity boosts from

[jade holly]

[gleaming gale]

"Lend me your strength, NATO, this is a country isolated from the world by 40 years of sanctions I'm up against!"

[midnight dragon]

Dead game, old as hell, who played it besides Warhammer fans?

[solid horizon]

Kill yourself, now

Steel yourself, I daresay

[fervent geode]

Dow was great for exposure though, strategy games have always been reasonably popular and lots of people got into the hobby

[fervent geode]

I said some shit but can yall help me I need to bomb another mena country rn

[outer wave]

Christ people REALLY dunno what something as big as that would cause (assuming everyone reacts appropritately)

[storm jungle]

Legit ban worthy statement

[midnight dragon]

[fervent geode]

A lot of people…

[solid horizon]

ban this pony guy

[fervent geode]

Eliphas my goat

[gleaming gale]

Can we make a community poll to vote on banning him

[fervent geode]

Kyroptera ass democracy

[outer wave]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HCSvW9eXAAAiH33.webp

Ale in this chat be like

[solid horizon]

let's heretic forced construction speed him

[rose thorn]

??????????????????”none of the examples you provided count because those aren’t games I’d play”

[storm jungle]

Bro really thinks they're cooking

[fervent geode]

Put ts guy in the Pit now

[midnight dragon]

I only played battlesector, SM 1, SM2, darktide, and this other game is can't remember

[storm jungle]

battlesector

holy shit

[gleaming gale]

inaccessible complicated strategy games

Bro you just drag your units to the enemy base in DOW

[jade holly]

Ale when I mention Star Wars Outlaws being a Jango Fett game but it’s old so it doesn’t count as Jango Fett being playable

[midnight dragon]

I play them actually

[outer wave]

Im not even a big fan of DoW 1 cant get into it for some reason and even I think he just made coal

[solid horizon]

holy tourist

do you want a tourism guide ?

[storm jungle]

inaccessible

(literally got a re-mastered combined trilogy release last year btw)

[fervent geode]

Remaster got updated in march twin

[jade holly]

My excuse for not playing other 40K games are I’m still new to the universe, and I don’t have a PC to play DoW

[fervent geode]

It’s very much neither inaccessible nor dead

[storm jungle]

guys im just- i cant do this, i really feel we HAVE to kill this guy

[midnight dragon]

How am I a tourist for not having played every Warhammer game to exist

[gleaming gale]

Fuck it, another Winter Assault playthrough

[solid horizon]

DoW is literally one of the simplest RTS games out there

[storm jungle]

"every single warhammer game"

[midnight dragon]

Yeah i.never got a chance to play it

[storm jungle]

WE ARE TALKING ABOUT DAWN OF WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-desmond's-house-ffxiv-fandaniel-final-fantasy-14-gif-3928833621363169099

[gleaming gale]

Steam is right there bruv

[solid horizon]

dawn of war is super cheap

it's been remastered if you're allergic to potato graphics

[outer wave]

And it goes on sale pretty constantly

[solid horizon]

it's pretty easy to get your hands on a physical copy

[midnight dragon]

Well clearly I was talking to him not you

[storm jungle]

this is a public chat

[midnight dragon]

So?

[storm jungle]

you will be talked to by everyone

[midnight dragon]

Yeah

[storm jungle]

not sure what you are getting at

[jade holly]

It’s PvP FFA in here

No 1v1s

[storm jungle]

Nah

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/where-you-at-gif-10162885804351053153

[solid horizon]

this is just typical dilara behaviour, but stay right there don't you think you can get away with it like that

imma beat your balls up

[gleaming gale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1489667906068287508/Palatine_Impressed.gif

[jade holly]

Why is baby Kratos on his shoulder

[midnight dragon]

The context of what we were talking about was different from what you assumed therefore making the "were only talking about dawn of war" thing weird

[storm jungle]

You heard the chat, the money goes up to Junior Soprano

[fervent geode]

Helmawr Aura Farm

[jade holly]

This is enough to buy 3 whole plates of gabagool

[storm jungle]

🗣️

[gleaming gale]

Gabagool? Ova here!

[storm jungle]

👇

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/soprano-gabagool-silvio-dante-gif-14540200936614248664

The fuck even is Gabagool lmao

[storm jungle]

its like some cold meat cut

[fervent geode]

Italian ham

[midnight dragon]

You act as if battlesector isn't amazing

[fervent geode]

Sort of

[outer wave]

I become instantly Italian when I see a good bowl of gabagool

[storm jungle]

Its not

[jade holly]

IT’S ACTUAL FOOD?!

[storm jungle]

slopmageddon

[midnight dragon]

ITS PEAK

[jade holly]

I thought that was a joke the whole time

[fervent geode]

One of billions of Italian ham

[storm jungle]

Its legit very good

[gleaming gale]

It's called capicola but jersey italians slur their words

[storm jungle]

^

[solid horizon]

claiming random stuff on warhammer when the only games you've played are poster games is the equivalent of saying you are a progressive rock expert because you listened to pink floyd once

[jade holly]

My dumbass first thought was “Meat carrot” because of that stem

[outer wave]

I thought it was just a funny way to say food and just some dumb slang shit

[midnight dragon]

Is there a online multiplayer?

[solid horizon]

yes

[fervent geode]

yes

[storm jungle]

yes

[outer wave]

yes

[jade holly]

yes

[gleaming gale]

yes

[forest orbit]

yes

[near wasp]

Yes

[jade holly]

Maybe

[winged jacinth]

Yeah "jersey italian" is derived from a now extinct sicilian dialect of italian

[solid horizon]

it's still pretty active

[jade holly]

I ruined it and I feel absolutely nothing

[outer wave]

YOU RUINED IT YOU SON OF A BITCH

WE COULD'VE HAD IT ALL

[winged jacinth]

Ok adele

[solid horizon]

warpsmiths, helbrute this man

[near wasp]

Execute this man

[fervent geode]

Your gonna roll in the deep rn

[gleaming gale]

Enforcers, bring this man to the servitor conversion factorum

[storm jungle]

"THEY EAT PUTZI BEFOER WE GAVE THEM THE GIFT OF OUR CUISINE"

Steals coffee machine

[jade holly]

When my brain goes numb will you call it mental freeze?

[midnight dragon]

Lowkey me about to kill u with my bad ass super cool logic hammer:

[solid horizon]

"coffee machine"

bruh

[outer wave]

God I hate that song

[solid horizon]

dilara come on

[storm jungle]

nah im good

[fervent geode]

Same ngl

[fervent geode]

Maybe

[outer wave]

WE COULD'VE HAD IT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAH ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[jade holly]

Your move

[outer wave]

ROLLING IN THE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

[midnight dragon]

My statement was so trash he crawled out of Satan's asshole

[fervent geode]

https://tenor.com/view/wazowski-mike-mike-sulivan-meme-monster-inc-gif-19634164

[winged jacinth]

The moka pot he steals is still the most popular way to make coffee in italy lol

[midnight dragon]

Make these for the you know what conflict

💅

[gleaming gale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/818605636228218900/1489256498512003142/Inform_israel_Discord_GIF.gif

[civic gale]

damn

[rocky gale]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/iewdkefd/sunday-preview-new-legio-custodes-incoming/

[gleaming gale]

woah, absolutely nothing

[storm jungle]

based as hell

[gleaming gale]

Zardu's deluxe book looks alright though

[near wasp]

Let me guess, no sisters

[midnight dragon]

Oh no

Im already seeing it

[near wasp]

Somebody put me on a 72 hour hold. My golden girls get neglected again

[midnight dragon]

"New woke hammer femstodes minitures released!!" YouTube videos

[storm jungle]

that already happened

these were revealed like a month ago

[jade holly]

The jump packs, rip them from thencustodes and give them to the Blood Angels

[rocky gale]

Yoooooo new Sanguinary Guard

[gleaming gale]

Blood Angels on suicide watch

[midnight dragon]

Well shit

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-her-now-annoyed-golden-girls-stressed-angry-gif-20095030

[storm jungle]

the reaction was funny too

that Bohecunt guy was going

THATS IT

THE LORE IS OVER

PACK IT UP

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler1-loltyler1-screaming-dead-wtf-gif-17500255

[storm jungle]

literally 1:1

[jade holly]

Apparently the $250 box is also have distribution issues from what I’ve been seeing. Some stores didn’t get any and orders were cancelled meanwhile another store got like 15 extra boxes

[storm jungle]

he had to finish his stream early

lmao

[gleaming gale]

is that a double barrel revolver

[storm jungle]

they always had those

are you new here

[midnight dragon]

Well I mean ig I understand gate keeping the sex of space marines but why custodes when there was no lore on what their sex could be when they are suppose to represent the absolute best of humanity in general?

[gleaming gale]

yes, I bought Darktide yesterday

[storm jungle]

because people are just bigots

[gleaming gale]

There is more than a planet to Warhammer?

[storm jungle]

👎

marine gate keeping also makes no sense

its just legacy lore

[near wasp]

Because one line in a codex said noble sons and that's it

[rocky gale]

The Gigachad face

[storm jungle]

and it will upset the sexist playerbase aka their biggest money maker

[storm jungle]

🗿

[fervent geode]

I’m actually being tempted rn

I won’t fail

Maybe I never had choice in the path to begin with…

[heady rivet]

I will once again stand by it was a shit way to unveil it and it should have been retconned when the writers ORIGINALLY wanted to with their lore overhaul years ago

[jade holly]

Spend spend spend

Embrace consumerism

[fervent geode]

Rich MacCormick has got a mixed record

I’ll wait

[midnight dragon]

Sorry i don't follow? What are you saying?

[near wasp]

Honestly at this point sisters and Marines should be kept as they are. Having one of each gender locked factions is fine

[arctic talon]

its a "kinetic destroyer"

lol

[heady rivet]

Very clear they swapped like 3 "hims" in the codex to "hers" at the last second

[gleaming gale]

TBF GW blocked ADB from writing women custodes in Master of Mankind because they already made the sprues and they all had male heads

[fervent geode]

If this was by the Big ones like Abnett, ADB, Wraight, French or MacNeill I’d instabuy because it’s fucking Zardu Layak

[arctic talon]

they should have just released the custodes codex + the Heresy minis alongside each other

lol

[storm jungle]

^

still a good change imo

[arctic talon]

The way it was rolled out

was total shit

[storm jungle]

idgaf if it was "badly done" this is 40k

[arctic talon]

I think everyone agrees with that

even people who like it

anyways

whatever

its here now lol

[outer wave]

I feel they shouldn't make it so closely aligned with the tabletop

[heady rivet]

The Custodes got a lore overhaul YEARS ago and at the time the writers wanted to do it then. But GW stopped them because they didnt have minis to sell at the time. Then they did it in an even lazier half-assed way out of the blue and didnt have minis to sell anyway

[gleaming gale]

Tabletop is literally their revenue lol

[jade holly]

I want my Executioner Phillas leader mini for Triarch Praetorians

[heady rivet]

Its literally Warhammer

[gleaming gale]

It's always minis first and background for them later

[outer wave]

I mean their lore changes so closely aligned with their models

[arctic talon]

Tabletop is GW's #1 revenune source

lol

[midnight dragon]

I heard that the female custodies miniatures didn't sell well, overall the reveal didn't seem to go well, highly doubt we will ever see female space marines not that they should of existed anyways regardless

[arctic talon]

Custodes lore originally was like

fucking nothing

[storm jungle]

"didnt sell well" is madeup

[heady rivet]

Literally EVERY piece of secondary media is an ad

[arctic talon]

there were no female custodes minis

until recently

lmao

and the new custodes instantly fucking sold out

so

[jade holly]

Idk why people are mad anyways, they have sprue options to keep the army male only if they want anyways don’t they?

[arctic talon]

skill issue

[storm jungle]

Also the reveal only "didnt go well" for chuds, nobody else cared because its a non-issue

[arctic talon]

Like

[midnight dragon]

Explain

[arctic talon]

within the last month

lol

[storm jungle]

Sexism, thats it

[storm jungle]

nothing to explain, read below

[arctic talon]

They sold well

[near wasp]

If I could afford it I'd buy stodes

[arctic talon]

Literally what about my explanation doesn't make sense

lol

There literally were not female custodes minis

until like

this month to buy

[arctic talon]

and they're all fucking sold out

[young pecan]

W duo in lore chat

[jade holly]

Stodes are ight but not my cup of tea. I like more mechanical focused armies

[storm jungle]

Also new Layak book?

[near wasp]

Yeah we get it grimm

[gleaming gale]

Custodes shouldn't have been an army in the first place tbh

[midnight dragon]

Why am I worried about this im a tau fan

[jade holly]

[arctic talon]

Okay but having your giant golden Ubermensch murder the hell out of everything is in fact a tabletop fantasy

[near wasp]

Machine fetishist

[arctic talon]

Also yeah

[rocky gale]

Yea Female Custodes literally only just got made/released and they instantly sold out

[storm jungle]

^

[arctic talon]

stodes prolly never should have been an army

but that ship has sailed

LOL

[storm jungle]

doesnt matter

[arctic talon]

Same with Knights

[arctic talon]

its too late now

[storm jungle]

not my cup of tea

posts the most boring Chapter

[arctic talon]

That would be the Imperial Fists mam

[jade holly]

Funnily enough, they got bumped down the ladder a bit

for me

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-it-we-ball-iron-hands-ferrus-manus-40k-orcus-gif-12098723341222194686

[limpid granite]

is this not mechanical?

[heady rivet]

(He died after this)

[young pecan]

He raised his Imperial Fist

Imperially

[storm jungle]

yeah its boringchanical

[rocky gale]

Get stabbed by my rocket lance

[limpid granite]

ok so mechanical

[heady rivet]

I get my hands on you it'll be a Crimson Fist

[arctic talon]

lore so boring GW had to come up with new shit for the Imperial fists in Heresy 2e and 3e

[jade holly]

It’s now:
Necrons
Iron Warriors
Votann
DG
Iron Hands

[arctic talon]

And 40k in 7e

[storm jungle]

IH fans trying to hold onto any relevance

[arctic talon]

Sentinels of Terra deadass made the chapter go from absurdly boring to slightly boring

[storm jungle]

also they show up in the new IW crusade book

[midnight dragon]

So they postponed this reveal for when they had minis then continued to do tue reveal in a shitty way

[storm jungle]

(and get decimated)

[storm jungle]

They didnt postpone anything

[young pecan]

lamenter I barely know her

[storm jungle]

💀

[arctic talon]

no they didn't postpone anything

lol

[heady rivet]

They didnt even have minis when they did the reveal eventually either

[gleaming gale]

"How do we improve the Imperial Fists?"
"Just get the orks to kill them all in the War of the Beast and get the other chapters to dress up as them"

[storm jungle]

and the reveal wasnt "shitty"

[arctic talon]

man fuck this I'm just typing out the timeline

[storm jungle]

it was just lame for most people

but a lot of folks didnt relaly care

because again

its not a big change

[heady rivet]

In a setting of hype moments and aura that is shitty

[storm jungle]

Its really not

[jade holly]

The most important rule GW follows for 40K at the end of the day is Rule of Cool

[storm jungle]

nobody that matters cared

[jade holly]

If the models ain’t cool, no one’s buying them

[storm jungle]

lol

[midnight dragon]

I wasn't saying that as my own opinion i was interpreting what he was trying to say

[storm jungle]

"omg such a lazy retcon"

same setting that has characters and vehicles appear out of thin air

[storm jungle]

ye

[arctic talon]

Custodes original lore(completely untouched for over 20 years)

All gets retconned late 7e with modern custodes
BL Writers and Codex authors said they wanted to do female custodes but told No

8 Years later
Female custodes mentioned in Codex, still on mini

Few months later

Female custodes included in the new refreshed custodes

[gleaming gale]

idk but this gold chud has the perfect opportunity to be made as a statue for terrain

[arctic talon]

Marines and custodes make good terrain

[midnight dragon]

What? How does thay even correlate when there's lore explanations for it?

[arctic talon]

I'm deadass

[heady rivet]

If anything its the maddening aspect of shooting down the full-blown book character and then last-minute doing it again years later

[arctic talon]

paint them stone lol

[storm jungle]

Because its how 40k has always done things

[young pecan]

Same setting that can't make up its mind on if telekinetic psykers can subconsciously catch bullets midair or not

[arctic talon]

The answer is yes if its cool

[storm jungle]

what book character

[midnight dragon]

Wdym?

[gleaming gale]

I should just do that with the box of tacticals after I use their cool bits on zoomer marines

[arctic talon]

40k always just shove stuff in lore wise with very little explanation

[storm jungle]

retcons

[arctic talon]

99% of the time the explanation was "its always there"

[storm jungle]

retcons

shit appearing out of nowhere

lol

[arctic talon]

Anyways no retcon ever beats the 5e necron retcon

retcon so big

[storm jungle]

^

[arctic talon]

they rewrote 4 fucking factions lore

[midnight dragon]

Oh ok

[arctic talon]

LOL

[heady rivet]

The iconic Rogal Dorn which was always just out of frame

[storm jungle]

Everyone has moved on from it already

[near wasp]

Ok well I'm gonna go back to crying while programming. I know everybody forgets the sos but please James give me something

[arctic talon]

praying for you to not get assfucked by the Liber

[jade holly]

Mfw I’m fighting Skynet in 40K and all of a sudden they become Egyptian inspired eccentric multi milllion year old nobles and royals

[young pecan]

My belief is that femstodes are a retcon but only to suppress the obvious truth that the Emperor was madly homosexual

[arctic talon]

but the Necron retcon is hilarious

Necrons retcon'd
C'tan Retcon'd
Deldar and Craftworlders Retcon'd
Human lore retcon'd
tau lore retcon'd
Ork lore retcon'd

[storm jungle]

"belief"

they are literally a retcon

lmao

[arctic talon]

its comical how much got retcon'd

[storm jungle]

they kissed after this btw

[arctic talon]

when they did the necron rewrite

it was for the better

[midnight dragon]

There are retcons that can be justified and even benefit the community like female custodes, and there are retcons that are just bad and lazy like- (insert a retcon)

[arctic talon]

I'd say

[heady rivet]

I use character loosely but appearance in a novel during their lore overhaul, compared to just slipping it into a codex in the most minor lore blurts to the point people were debating if it was a typo at first

[arctic talon]

I'm ngl

none of 40k's lazy retcon's are that bad

[storm jungle]

Literally every retcon can be justified

[arctic talon]

aside from Tau FTL

which GW has finally settled on

[storm jungle]

the custodes change is so inconsequential it doesnt matter

[heady rivet]

Inspired to just give up on a message at the end

[arctic talon]

"tau have FTL now shut up"

lol

[gleaming gale]

Also uh, people forgot the golden rule of GW, everything is canon, not everything is true lol

[storm jungle]

^

also i do kinda hate that quote

it should be more like

[arctic talon]

No the Regimental Standard is correct

Drukhari weapons don't kill you

[storm jungle]

"Anything the writers says is canon until they contradict it with a new book"

[arctic talon]

[midnight dragon]

You can't if there was already a established idea on how something worked

[heady rivet]

All femstodes mentions confirmed written by some random scribe with a muscle girl kink

[jade holly]

Speaking of things, what’s up with Honsou’s arm?

[storm jungle]

You can. The "established idea" was not even set in stone.

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/obi-wan-kenobi-of-course-i-know-him-hes-me-gif-12774102

[heady rivet]

(They burned her at the stake for it)

[jade holly]

Is it Necrodermis?

[arctic talon]

its necrodermis

[jade holly]

Ah ok

[arctic talon]

but its from pre necron retcron

lol

so necrodermis was a bit dif back thene

but its still necrodermis

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma985-jerma-dollhouse-confused-stare-gif-306960081175079545

[arctic talon]

so fuck if I caare

[heady rivet]

SOMEONE SAY

Oh nvm

[jade holly]

Now his arm is eating him alive

[arctic talon]

I love all the batshit insane propaganda

from Regimental standard and the uplifting primer

[rocky gale]

I painted

[arctic talon]

I want a Tau version of it now as well

g o l d

[gleaming gale]

I wish Regimental Standard was a thing still

You can't find the images with wayback

🙁

[languid meadow]

okay TO BE FAIR

[arctic talon]

also who can forget the greatest energy drink of the Militarum

[gleaming gale]

White Monster

[midnight dragon]

How can it not be set in stone when thats how it was told? We can't always allow a justification for a retcon

[languid meadow]

valks don't last that long for aerodynamics to matter

[midnight dragon]

Yellow

[winged jacinth]

Erm, if a custodian is female how are they supposed to participate in the ceremonial oiled-up men in loincloths wrestling before the golden throne, as the emperor specifically demanded before his interrment

[arctic talon]

nothing is truly set in stone for 40k, GW's authors just change that

[rocky gale]

It's gold

[storm jungle]

Because the entire recruitment process is left in the air, why are you arguing for a faction you dont even know the details of as it is.

[arctic talon]

he only had the men do it while the women did powerlifting

next question

[storm jungle]

Also this lol

again

its not a big deal

[storm jungle]

no one cares

unless you are an incel annoyed at women in power armor

thats it

[arctic talon]

Tbh the custodes retcon was changing like

2 lines

[storm jungle]

yeah

[arctic talon]

which was Sons to children

[outer wave]

I want there to be one guardsman character that just does killing methods as per the Guardsman manual and nothing else, but somehow has perfected the craft

[arctic talon]

in both instances

lol

[gleaming gale]

Sly Marbo

[arctic talon]

Sly Marbo is my favorite propagandized to hell guardsmen

[outer wave]

Nah I dont feel like he'd do this

[arctic talon]

he would because he's sly marbo

[storm jungle]

Sly Marbo is governor trumpmawr's top man

[gleaming gale]

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Thank you for your attention to this matter."

[midnight dragon]

Im not arguing for them, idc that custodes are female honestly, it's the fact you say that all retcons can be justified no matter how set something was

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1489667906068287508/Palatine_Impressed.gif

[storm jungle]

(it was more a joke on how stallone is a republican sellout but close enough)

[storm jungle]

Because at the end of the day they can be.

like... Elite said it already lol

literally everything in 40k is left open ended

[gleaming gale]

Now I realize, the baby is fucking JD, it has black eyeliner too

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1481104605940023432/1489671885506744492/EscherShoot.gif

You know too much

[arctic talon]

GW has only some things that seem set in stone

but with the 5e necron retcon the truth is

nothing is truly set in stone

LOL

[heady rivet]

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[arctic talon]

If GW wanted to

they could completely rewrite an entire faction

and several other factions

[storm jungle]

^

[arctic talon]

because enough of the Codex authors and black library authors agree

[storm jungle]

people buy this illusion way too much

[winged jacinth]

Gw has done more than one retcon to the literal horus and emperor fight

[arctic talon]

Its been retcon'd like

6 fucking times

COmmand bunker command bunker space space command bunker

space

[heady rivet]

I know a guy who actually hates Newcrons he's like spiritually a grognard in his 60s

[winged jacinth]

Arguably the most important single event in the setting lol

[arctic talon]

you know what thats GOATED, keep on hating on newcrons

[flat nimbus]

I was there, when Horus slew the Emperor.
And the other time, and the other other time…

[midnight dragon]

Yeah like the lore has always been open ended idk why ppl think gw can't just well do what they want most time lol