40k-lore-chat

[opaque coyote]

Have it be a big mecha suit

Instead of

Baby carrier

[rose thorn]

this is literally a bigger centurion and peopel love those apparently

[opaque coyote]

Centurions actually cover the body

[celest dome]

Honestly if I had to write some GK story I would lean fully away from Chaos.
Send them on a story about suspected Chaos infestation, and ending up facing GSC, and Tyranids.

[valid needle]

Yes we do

[celest dome]

And thus having to deal with that

[rose thorn]

GOD DAMN IT GW THEY FORGOT TO PUT THE DREADKNIGHT WIHTOUT THE UPGRADE SPRUE ONT EH STOREPAGE LMAO

[celest dome]

Like the Paragon ?

[languid meadow]

I mean they could keep it chaos but make it interesting

[arctic talon]

you can't buy it without it

[opaque coyote]

Honestly I think it'd be interesting to have like

Chaos and another type of Xenos working together.

There's still some familiarity since they're against Chaos.

But a Chaos Xenos faction would have their own ways of communion, rituals, etc.

Some things wouldn't be the same

[languid meadow]

like give us a new xenos species (doesn't need models) that's all in on chaos

[arctic talon]

centurion has more frontal armor is the thing

[rose thorn]

holy siht that old ass paintscheme was bad

[languid meadow]

I think poses for the DK are also just....

awkward

[opaque coyote]

Again it's partially due to us being able to see the body

[gleaming gale]

[rose thorn]

my favorite part is when they released teh "how to start GKs" article they kept describign them as nostalgic classic retro space marines

[languid meadow]

....

I mean if you want like the goofiness without the charm sure

[celest dome]

Do GK get Primaris ?

[rose thorn]

in lore? no

[gleaming gale]

Soon

[rose thorn]

they are too rare already to risk primarisfying in lore

[gleaming gale]

Then again GW is kinda slowly brushing the whole primaris thing under the rug and tries to pretend it didn't happen lol

So they might as well just upscale the firstborn and call it a day

[languid meadow]

also weren't they like already taller than normal marines? maybe I hallucinated that (outside of paladins and such)

[rose thorn]

thanks gw....what wonderufl prices gw....

[opaque coyote]

I think this fanart has it look great

Shit that is low quality

Whatever you get

The gist

[rose thorn]

they really need to sepreate teh upgrade spreus there is no reasont eh knight valiant and questoris should be the same price

[languid meadow]

cover legs and yeah I'll fuck with that

the need to make the weapons look like a knight/titan ngl

no weird ass hands

no AMP suit stuff

[opaque coyote]

Also as a weird question

Do Daemon machines bleed

Like if you damage one does it like

Bleed

[rose thorn]

oh yeah this is the most recent new GK model

ordo malleus

[opaque coyote]

Cause I was thinking of fucking with the idea of

Like

Them being bio-mechanical

[gleaming gale]

taller than 2003 tacticals, shorter than 2013 tacticals

[wary fulcrum]

Such a weird mini

[gleaming gale]

Bro really went to Turkey for a hair transplant

[opaque coyote]

This feels like it's from like

5th Ed

[languid meadow]

wow like a whole ass inch

(in universe)

[rose thorn]

tbf his old model wasnt great either , you just need to add some bits and bobbles to the new one and its good

[gleaming gale]

his old mini had much more aura

[arctic talon]

new coteaz is ass

lol

[opaque coyote]

The old mini obviously looks outdated but it has more detail

[arctic talon]

Like

that mini is genuinely fucking awful

the scale is awful on it

his legs are way too long

[rose thorn]

if gk get a refresh, ill grab him and add some junk to him to fix it

[rose thorn]

true lol

[languid meadow]

I hate the bird's rock so much

could've made it be perched on it ngl

[arctic talon]

The new coteaz is like

inexcusably bad lol

[arctic talon]

bad posing, bad sculpting

[opaque coyote]

Bro secretly wearing stilts

[storm jungle]

the largest issue is he doesnt have enough equipment/drip

[arctic talon]

^

[opaque coyote]

Underneath the leggings

[storm jungle]

Hes way too flat

[arctic talon]

He needs shit on him

lol

[rancid cove]

[opaque coyote]

Legit a generic Primaris has more drip than him

[rose thorn]

i liek the brid seperate tbh, but beisdes that yeah lmaom i nede to see what hte new GK miniswoudl look like before i decide what garbage to grab to throw on

[arctic talon]

Nah the bird shouldn't be separate lol

not if they're gona pose it the way they did

[opaque coyote]

The bird should clearly be on the top of his head

[arctic talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/745324840097153167/1490096516373676082/99120108087_IAInquisitorCoteazGlodovanEagle1.png?ex=69d2d006&is=69d17e86&hm=1f343aa9d5377c7d66d2f4c9bee9eb57e9284b499f381ea5edb624eb0f6ce783&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=901&height=930

this stupid chud rock

lol

[storm jungle]

even his eagle was like

[gleaming gale]

tactical chud

[storm jungle]

"nah man i dont wanna be involved in your shit"

[rose thorn]

lmao

[arctic talon]

new coteaz is objectively inferior

[opaque coyote]

That eagle is getting their wing stabbed LMAO

[arctic talon]

sculpting wise

lol

[opaque coyote]

Poor eagle

[languid meadow]

when DH comes out I hope we get an Anton model

[gleaming gale]

Bro's wearing a fucking diaper for fuck's sake

[opaque coyote]

This universe is already Grimdark don't need to harm the bird

[arctic talon]

there is not one thing about his new version thats better aside from him not being a manlet

Yeah he's got the fucking power armor diper lol

[rose thorn]

oh yeah,so what is the GKs subfactions thing called? its brotherhoods right?

[arctic talon]

brotherhoods yes

[gleaming gale]

WELCOME TO SCINTILLA GENTLEMEN

[arctic talon]

Anton Zerbe has always had aura

[opaque coyote]

I mean how else are they gonna shit in battle

[rose thorn]

i dont remmeber if there is actually any difference between brotherhoods

lmao

beisdes weapon choice

[arctic talon]

I WILL NOT LIE. THE CHANCES OF YOUR SURVIVAL ARE SMALL.

[rose thorn]

thats a no

[gleaming gale]

SOME MAY EVEN TURN AGAINST YOUR FELLOW INQUISITORS AS HERETICS, BUT YOU HAVE MY WORD THAT I WILL USE MY ARCANE GIFTS TO ENSURE YOUR BODIES ARE GIVEN UNTO THE EMPEROR'S LIGHT.

[languid meadow]

but yeah I hope we get a Zerbe model with the launch of DH or something

[gleaming gale]

GW if it was good

[rose thorn]

oh they also hav estirke forces?

[languid meadow]

Make me John workshop and I'll bring peak

[gleaming gale]

funniest shit is that the big wig is his actual hair, not part of the drip

[arctic talon]

Ngl

I like to imagine he has a whig

for a fully enclosed helmet

so he can keep the hair even when he needs a complete seal

[gleaming gale]

Issue is it's a literal mask

like carnival mask shit

[languid meadow]

they could go either way with DH since they shrunk tf out of his hair

[arctic talon]

Nah like he has a full helmet as well

With the same hair as a Whig

This is my stupid head canon

[gleaming gale]

Also I love how he assembled the most fucking unhinged inquisitors in Calixis in the Tyrantine Cabal

Like he's literally the most lukewarm inquisitor out there

[languid meadow]

can't wait to be insane in DH

I need this game

[rose thorn]

do we think 11th is getting a new army that editioN?

[gleaming gale]

As in faction or something new for an existing one?

[rose thorn]

new codex army, in the form of a supplement or a whole new army etiher or

[languid meadow]

nah prob not

well...

[gleaming gale]

Yeah, there's too many of them as is

[rose thorn]

this ediiotn we got agents of hte imperium

[languid meadow]

the only two I can think of are dark mechanicum and word bearers ngl

[gleaming gale]

Tbf they just replaced the slot for the Deathwatch

[rose thorn]

maybe return of agents of chaos or dark admech is the only things i cna think of, there hasnt been any hint for a new xenos faciton

[languid meadow]

AL is too much of a far shot and shit like exodites are prob never gonna get added imo

[rose thorn]

they coudl divorce eldar (again) but that requires harliquins actually gettign a release

[gleaming gale]

They could fold the marines in a single codex...

[languid meadow]

lol

no

never happening

for both

[rose thorn]

they should but wont

[gleaming gale]

And give the mortal heretics their own range

Separate from CSM

[rose thorn]

if guard get 4 MAJOR RELEASE WAVES in a row i will foam at hte mouth

[gleaming gale]

I mean, the Steel Legion is coming lol

[rose thorn]

enjoyr your killteam

[languid meadow]

this is what I want ngl

[gleaming gale]

I already got minis for them, I'm just happy for the rules

[rose thorn]

fair

[gleaming gale]

So I don't have to run them as Kr*eg

[languid meadow]

DAdmech or Chaos mortals

just need something that isn't marines

[rose thorn]

i hink catachan are in more need of a release than SL

[gleaming gale]

Spectres could have literally been catachans but I guess we didn't have enough cadians lol

Even on the old art the Red Terror is facing a catachan

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/albert-wesker-resident-evil-5-1

[gleaming gale]

Kasrkin time

[rose thorn]

they need ot just rd and mremove all teh regimmnet specific stuff and just acll the m "Trench Trooper" and shi, just keep the named characters regiment specific

[gleaming gale]

They had the infantry platoon as a stand in for all others, then they nuked it

[languid meadow]

ah the AoS approach

[storm jungle]

the sudden interest everyone has in Wesker after 9 is so funny

he relaly was the goat

he legit peaked in 5

[heady rivet]

I was out here riding Weskers hype since RE1 🗣️

[storm jungle]

Same here 🗣️

[heady rivet]

[storm jungle]

now these kids know who he is finally

[heady rivet]

[storm jungle]

literal 4chan post

same sites same users

[rose thorn]

yeah i know, GSC brood brothers use ot only be allwoed ot use infantry platoon

we might get banned form using regimetn specific stuff again

[copper island]

https://tenor.com/view/mlp-my-little-pony-fluttershy-evil-devil-gif-12269357525034138341

[gleaming gale]

Infantry Platoon was fucking based, you could take HWTs on it, now they just run ass naked and get domed before they can do anything

[arctic talon]

New codex army? No, unless it’s renegades and heretics going from FW army to actual army

Codex supplement maybe.

[sacred ginkgo]

These people should not be allowed to have children

[copper island]

this mf shouldnt even be allowed to be near children 😭

i can literally smell the sweat of his fat rolls thru the screen

[arctic talon]

Bro needs mental help badly

💀

And to be banned from a 10 mile radius of any school

[gleaming gale]

Bro needs his hard drives checked

[arctic talon]

I don’t think the poor pigs deserve to see what’s on them

[sacred ginkgo]

Therapists must be making so much money recently

[copper island]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/925855860557746267/1488768330994028776/image0.gif

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/enemy-i-wake-up-to-the-sounds-of-the-silence-that-allows-gif-26060699

[sharp pollen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1028550146360881194/1471831536520265820/tgWGZecI.gif

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/arknights-dusk-nian-bean-gif-11284461232767828623

[rose thorn]

Is this…. Genshin impact fanart

[daring creek]

what the fuck

[arctic talon]

No

[heady rivet]

There's a copypasta of this but its a womans pov of "Is having a son the ultimate cuckoldry?"

[gleaming gale]

Oh hell no, the Iron Hands are getting lore

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[rancid cove]

Who?

Sorry, never heard of those

[rose thorn]

I love factions who just do this to you

[daring creek]

whats good about iron warriors

[rose thorn]

Nothing

[rancid cove]

Good.

[gleaming gale]

HAZARD STRIPES

[arctic talon]

They’re the arknight Sui sibling bean plushies

[gleaming gale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1488379887914848338/mhrz4b2.gif

[rose thorn]

OHHHHH okay that’s what I confused them with

[rancid cove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1488379887914848338/mhrz4b2.gif

[arctic talon]

All the playable Sui siblings have a physical plushy you can buy

Downside is Chinese shipping lmao

https://preview.redd.it/new-wang-bean-v0-a9irh4v1g6kg1.jpg?width=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=8a70b8ca39c7cdc652fa6494575a6d7e541a093b

[gleaming gale]

Honestly I'm getting shipping faster from China than the UK

💀

[arctic talon]

It’s the price

lol

[gleaming gale]

How much is it

[arctic talon]

For a company based out of Shanghai you'd think they'd have better shipping

[opaque coyote]

lol

[heady rivet]

All that damn Opium got em acting up

[arctic talon]

shipping is 100$ rn due to tariffs lmao

its cheaper if your order exceeds 185$ of merch

but the plushies themselves are pretty cheap

its like 35$ for a plush and they're pretty big

[gleaming gale]

Can I get a link? I want to compare shipping prices lol

[valid needle]

They already have it

Some amazing books actually

[gleaming gale]

Who

[opaque coyote]

suffering

[valid needle]

Iron hands

[gleaming gale]

Literally who

[opaque coyote]

also

Don't forget the Snake method

AKA

Just saying the topic and adding a question mark to it

"How was your day?"

"Day?"

[arctic talon]

do you have a taobao account?

💀

[gleaming gale]

Uhh, no

[rose thorn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP4iiWt8wnw

somethign somethign 40k

i might make a stormcast character who just does this all the time

[opaque coyote]

y'know honestly one of the saddest parts is that they didn't keep this part of Skinner

[rose thorn]

yeah its really a bummer, the floating timelien would make sense for him to be a nam vet

i think the bit woudl still be funnier if he just

permantnlyw as a vet

[arctic talon]

then you can't look at the store page its really annoying

lol

if you wana go through the trouble here's the store link

https://mingrifangzhou.world.tmall.com/

It is all in chinese though

lol

[heady rivet]

I am happy to report I have dodged joining a Soulbound game and we're probably locked in on Imperium Maledictum unless my buddy can lay a ton of CoC on us

[opaque coyote]

I think my favorite joke related to it is him allowing recruiters to speak.

And then said recruiters ask him to rejoin also and he just responds with "bite me"

[rose thorn]

ABABAABAGHAAHAHAHAFHAF

[opaque coyote]

way too accurate to veterans in general

[opaque coyote]

Here is the clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q9UF0Tstww

Fucking gold

[rose thorn]

they could make skinner a gulf war vet or afghan vet lmao

[heady rivet]

Its been a LONG time Simpsons been on lole

[gleaming gale]

IM sweep

[rose thorn]

"being gay?"

"Close, the army!"

[near wasp]

Hehe he said coc

[opaque coyote]

Army Recruiters in general are uh

PoS

They are literally allowed to lie

and not fulfill any of their promises

fucking fantastic!

[rose thorn]

LMAO yeha I hate recruiters

[heady rivet]

Oh I love CoC. I adored all my experiences with CoC

[opaque coyote]

Although I think some of them are literally forced to do it so

[gleaming gale]

Site translator doesnt even work lmao

[opaque coyote]

Still scummy

But I do feel kinda bad for the ones

ORDERED

to recruit people

[near wasp]

"I wonder why recruiting numbers are down and people aren't staying in the military"

[opaque coyote]

"Yeah, your job is to recruit teenagers into the army"

[near wasp]

Yeah I fucking wonder why

[opaque coyote]

Imagine being told that

You signed up so that nobody else had to

Congratulations

Now you have to lie to people

Isn't the army fun?

...

[sacred ginkgo]

I think I was too visibly non viable for service to ever be approached

[opaque coyote]

At least it's better than being sent to Iran or Afghanistan

[gleaming gale]

How is that different from marketing

[opaque coyote]

I had too good of a GPA.

[near wasp]

I got calls from a Marines for a year after I graduated

[sacred ginkgo]

My gpa was utter ass

[opaque coyote]

Easy!

You can't refund it.

[sacred ginkgo]

I just looked (and still 100% look) entirely non viable for service

[opaque coyote]

tbf me too

lma

even non-looking

I have flat feet

like

[near wasp]

I can't go in because my gerd and I'm so ADHD is probably be risky

[opaque coyote]

I have no arch

[sacred ginkgo]

I'm exempt on like 3 counts
maybe 4

[opaque coyote]

Genuinely it makes running suck

[near wasp]

If they just stuck me in a room to fix weapons all day I could do that but any infintry role probably not

Or welding

[opaque coyote]

I would literally be best as a bureaucratic pencil pusher

I would not be good at

...

shooting people

[heady rivet]

I could solo the enemy allll by myself

[gleaming gale]

Sly Marbo shit

[opaque coyote]

Like even ignoring every single bit of morality

I would not be good at combat

objectively

[sacred ginkgo]

I am physically and mentally unfit 👍 (mentally is a bit of a stretch but viable at this point in time)

[opaque coyote]

I have depression, adhd, and autism

trust me

give me a gun

[near wasp]

I could probably shoot people

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[heady rivet]

If any of you wanna fuck planes you can have a VERY viable career in the Air Force

[sacred ginkgo]

If a recruiter ever approaches you again just say you'd probably shoot yourself if they gave you a rifle

[opaque coyote]

Probably won't ever

But if one does

[near wasp]

I'm 25

[gleaming gale]

Already looking for a replacement for the captured dude in Iran, huh

[opaque coyote]

I'll just shout

"Great I can't wait to shoot babies!"

"Give me a machine gun, I wanna shoot some children and burn down an orphanage!"

[gleaming gale]

"I can be trusted with a gun around israelis"

[sacred ginkgo]

End it with "For epstein"

[heady rivet]

Oh please, that implies Israelis would even be around to help their "allies"

[opaque coyote]

someone please post the Imperial Slop AMV parody

[near wasp]

If you were doing it for Epstein you'd be "liberating" the orphanages

[opaque coyote]

Honestly if I decide to continue with computer engineering

[near wasp]

God this got dark

[opaque coyote]

I might unironically go to like

Lockheed Martin

[near wasp]

They'd pay you well

[opaque coyote]

I think there's a joke

"Either you keep your morals and starve, or you throw them away and earn bank"

[near wasp]

Lowkey thought about buying Raytheon stock because if the world's gonna continue this way I might as well profit from it

[heady rivet]

https://x.com/philosophysux/status/2040444726470471749

Judith Butler Bible Thumper (@philosophysux)

When humans turns 25, they have to pick a sub-class:

nefarious bard
tailor
feudal lord
effete scribe
aimless country heir
court eunuch
toiler of the land
priest
aristocrat's child's tutor
knight
disgruntled baker
artist on perpetual wanderjahre
doomed sailor
bartender

X · Apr 4, 2026, 3:01 PM

[opaque coyote]

Hopefully I won't contribute to something that'll kill people

But I probably will

But honestly...

I don't care that much

Does that speak a lot about my morality?

Yeah

[near wasp]

I'm either a scribe or a doomed sailor

[opaque coyote]

Will I earn money?

Yeah!

I would like to work more on things like medicial systems though

Y'know something that can actually objectively help people

Since the military does develop stuff like that because it's objectively better to have your soldiers alive

[near wasp]

Honestly every company on earth has made something that kills people

[opaque coyote]

Yeah but working for a military company is more than just "a project that contributes to the military"

Like technically the entire US Military uses Windows, but that doesn't mean that Windows is a military company purely because of THAT

Although they definitely did do some other military stuff

[valid needle]

I doubt it. He’s a peadophile and a rapist.

[near wasp]

Yeah but a ton of companies make parts that go into weapons

[gleaming gale]

American century of humiliation

[near wasp]

Bro liberating aka taking control of

[opaque coyote]

Either way, it's definitely a complicated morality topic

thjat I don't care about!

Give me money

[urban spire]

say hello to the seattle greater polycule for me

[opaque coyote]

huh

[near wasp]

Corswain buddy there going to capture the orphanages and take the inhabitants to some remote island

[opaque coyote]

although rn I'm thinking of switching majors

[valid needle]

Oh yeah, yeah Israel and the peado cult can’t fall quick enough.

[urban spire]

joke about how a lot of the greater seattle polycule works at lockmart

[opaque coyote]

I don't even think the people of Israel are... bad.

I can't any the entire people of a country is bad.

But Israel as a government?

Yeah please let it crumble

Stop trying to act as if you speak for an entire ethnicity dipshits

[gleaming gale]

Guess who voted Big Yahu in place since the 90s

[heady rivet]

You are wrong. The people are VASTLY supportive of everything. Polling at over 90% support for genocide

[urban spire]

reckon the poll's not independent

[opaque coyote]

Yeah because of a hell cycle of justification, propaganda, and a bit of rigging.

Not saying they're innocent either. I just don't think that condemning an entire country's worth of people bodes well

[heady rivet]

No rigging required, the zionist entity and their beliefs are just like that

[near wasp]

Condemning an entire country ends in genocide

[opaque coyote]

something somethign the cycle of violence

Needs to stop somewhere

[near wasp]

Exactly

[gleaming gale]

Maybe they should get out of Palestine to stop condemning it

[urban spire]

germans didn't get genocided at the end of either world wars, and they got the blame for both of them, even though only the second one was justified

[opaque coyote]

Yeah, and I believe something like that isn't just condemnation.

It's reformation

[urban spire]

the blame was justified i mean

not the war

[opaque coyote]

It is historically seen that just punishing a country

Usually leads to said country just double, triple, and quadrupling down

[heady rivet]

If anything the German population is less culpable because they didnt have the ability to vote for like 13 years before 1945, and knowledge of atrocities varied on who you were. Israel PRIDES itself on being the "Only democracy" in the middle east, in a period where not only is it constantly visible and streamed but Israelis monetized watching the bombing

[gleaming gale]

Good thing Israel is an illegal entity lol

[near wasp]

Yeah that's because at the end of the second world war we rebuilt and helped them instead of putting them further in the dirt. You literally are just solidifying the point

The cycle of violence needs to stop

[hollow lantern]

I think we should've put Israel in the middle of Dresden and that would've solved a lot of issues

[heady rivet]

I mean we only did that because we needed a buffer for the communists at the end

[gleaming gale]

I think AIPAC should just move them all to the US

[heady rivet]

I think it shouldnt exist at all because nobody is entitled to an ethno-state

[opaque coyote]

True, but no matter the reason, that's also why Germany is now fairly chill.

[urban spire]

no that's a bad thing, we left so many fucking nazis in charge and most of the ones we punished got like a 2 year jail sentence AT WORST

[hollow lantern]

There are iirc more Israeli people in NJ/NY than Israel proper

[urban spire]

outside of the main big ones

[heady rivet]

They cant do that, its why they flee to Israel in the first place. A lot are sex offenders

[hollow lantern]

I agree, I'm using humor to disarm a situation tho

[near wasp]

Israel exists, it'll probably continue to exist. At a certain point the world just needs to fucking stop fighting so much over this all.

[heady rivet]

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/how-jewish-american-pedophiles-hide-from-justice-in-israel/ Our greatest ally btw

[urban spire]

europe's failure to reckon with the nazis in germany at the end of ww2 because they wanted to rapidly build up germany as an ally against the soviet union is one of the reasons the world's so fucked right now

[opaque coyote]

This is true but also America had a fascist element beforehand.

In fact, Hitler had fucking Henry Ford as an inspiration.

You can argue that neo-nazism is merely just a symptom of something that was brewing in America even before WW2.

[gleaming gale]

Wishful thinking, the moment they can't rob the US blind off money they're finished lol

[hollow lantern]

Iirc the Nazis looked at some of the shit America was doing pre WW2 and went "little too far for us"

[heady rivet]

Israel is entirely reliant on not lifting a finger and blackmailing, forcing, or threatening everyone they can to work for them. They built nukes just to do so

[tough haven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/135396763564638208/1490022303411605606/m2-res_1280p.mp4?ex=69d28ae8&is=69d13968&hm=7793481c711a230acb02eeefe9339c95bc7a0023d3e57c04fe46be94e957c73d&

[hollow lantern]

Insane to me we pay for Israel's free healthcare but I can't have any

[rancid cove]

Wrong, it ends in porn.

[tough haven]

Minecraft, then porn

thats the pipeline

[heady rivet]

Your experiences are not universal

[heady rivet]

Thats antisemitic to think that

[gleaming gale]

Hezbollah is kicking their teeth in rn because the US is busy getting clowned a bit eastwards

[heady rivet]

Dont criticize Israel because uhhhh we have only one defense

[rancid cove]

Minecraft porn*

[rancid cove]

They are

[heady rivet]

The IDF doctrine of bombing civilians literally exists because they got their ass kicked in Lebanon

[opaque coyote]

I'm also not saying that there shouldn't have been more punishment.

But also trying to draw the line towards who should get what amount of punishment is always difficult.

Of course there's obvious stuff like us hiring Nazi Scientists. That objectively shouldn't have been the case. Along with most of the SS.

But what about soldiers? A good amount of them by the time Germany fell, were conscripts forced to fight. If they didn't, them and their families would've been hung for cowardice.

[hollow lantern]

You can burn an American flag in the US but not an Israeli one iirc

[sacred ginkgo]

huh

[gleaming gale]

"Lend me your strength, Donald, this is a 14 y/o armed child I'm up against"

[urban spire]

gotta hand it to stalin on this one actually. make a list of nazis. execute everyone on it. simple two step plan

[near wasp]

Then 50 years later the guy in charge of your former country hires Nazis as mercs

[heady rivet]

Unless you need them of course, then they get a job

[gleaming gale]

The soviets paperclip'd nazis as much as the US

[urban spire]

well they ended up not doing that is the thing, yeah

[heady rivet]

Another 20 trillion ethnic minorities to Siberia

[hollow lantern]

Iirc there was a legal case in 2025 where burning an Israeli flag boiled down to discrimination or hate crimes

[urban spire]

look i'm not a fuckin stalinist i just think the list would have been the right move

[heady rivet]

Both sides went "Holy shit they'll swallow up all the scientists I gotta grab them myself" at the same time independently

[opaque coyote]

Does the random Czech conscript who was forced to fight under the Nazi flag deserve to be hung?

Because that was the case for a lot of the Wehremact. Not all of them obviously.

[near wasp]

He does if he committed war crimes but I don't think every guard, every soldier should be punished.

[heady rivet]

Technically the non-German conscripts were under the SS because [???????]

[opaque coyote]

I can say that, although we did the worst route for selfish reasons, the idea itself wasn't bad.

[rancid cove]

[opaque coyote]

Anyways that's enough talk about Nazi's

Let's talk about fictional Naz- The Imperium

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/scatter-run-away-runaway-break-gif-20690048

[hollow lantern]

If that's enough talk about Nazis I'm going to a concert soon and I'm very fuckin hype for it

[near wasp]

Shit dilaras here

[opaque coyote]

oh shit fr

what band

[urban spire]

dilara's watching

[heady rivet]

And dont forget they threaten to nuke the entire Middle East and Europe

[hollow lantern]

HEALTH and Carpenter Brut

[gleaming gale]

Anti-semitic but 99% of israelis are european

[heady rivet]

Nukes they developed in cooperation with Apartheid South Africa

[opaque coyote]

I had no idea there was a band deadass just named

HEALTH

[hollow lantern]

They're my favorite

I go every time they come around

You like industrial stuff?

[opaque coyote]

They worked on Max Payne 3 though

so

[opaque coyote]

Mayhbe I'll give them a listen

[hollow lantern]

Yes they did

https://youtu.be/JA9VPBEMx5E?si=S4eG-aLgagtP8F19

This is my favorite rn

But I like everything they do

[urban spire]

all vibe cops are bastards

[heady rivet]

We have NOWHERE ELSE that lets us commit all the heinous crimes we want 🥀

[hollow lantern]

I think it's important to note that Israel is also a war playground for the US and that's where a lot of fucked up AI companies go to test shit

Palantir is called Facebook for Palestinians for a reason

[gleaming gale]

What winning sounds like

[urban spire]

really made me happy to see those bombed out amazon data centers

[heady rivet]

Its moreso the other way around. At the moment, the only part of the Israeli economy that grows is military-related industries. They would actually go backrupt fully without constant conflict in the world

[hollow lantern]

I think it at least goes both ways

A fuckton of US companies invest tech in Israeli infrastructure

[urban spire]

israeli guns kinda look like shit ngl

[heady rivet]

"You can pull the lever and stop the trolley but if you do Mossad leaks that vid of you with the kid"

[hollow lantern]

I too hate the liberator

[near wasp]

Blashinkov made the knock of ak

I'm not joking

[hollow lantern]

My favorite knock off AK is Czech tbh

[heady rivet]

I'm not a commie but the most comically capitalist consumer thing of all time is Israelis designing their rifles to have soda bottle openers

[urban spire]

they always gussy them up to look scifi too

[urban spire]

you definitely don't have to be a communist to be anticapitalist

[gleaming gale]

Biggest grift was selling to the world the fact that the Iron Dome is the best shit over and it just keeled over the moment Hezbollah started shooting firecrackers from their backyards

[urban spire]

anticapitalism is such a fucking rational ideology these of days

[storm jungle]

To add to this they are literally targetting us now as the new "threat to the nation" 🇹🇷

Reminder that we had good relations until 2010 when they murdered 10 turks on a relief boat going to gaza using navy commandos. Its crazy how they apparently expected us to not react to that fact that they are massacring entire muslim populations inside the Strip, these people are insane lol

[heady rivet]

No I hate it, but planned economies are dogshit. So I guess I should specify Marxist-Leninist or some such. But nevertheless

[heady rivet]

Another 20 trillion is needed

[storm jungle]

We'll see if their rants against Turkey ramp up or not though, we are nato members at the end of the day even if that doesnt mean anything lol

they'd cut us off if it came down to actual war then ever go against Yahu

[heady rivet]

If I had to pick a least bad commie its like syndicalism but I'm in the rust belt so that tracks

[hollow lantern]

Did you guys have elections yet btw

[urban spire]

idk planned economy's not ideal but it's lookin better than capitalism

[storm jungle]

We always have elections, Erdoğan just knows how to appeal to our braindead public lol

[hollow lantern]

Fuck did that shit actually work?

[heady rivet]

I'm like a centrist but in the real way and not the way where people claim to be a centrist but are just too scared to be a fash on main or something

[hollow lantern]

He got reelected?

[storm jungle]

Not yet but he prob will again

lol

[gleaming gale]

How many fucking terms can he have

[heady rivet]

In this house we believe in the beauties of Dengism 🫡

[storm jungle]

We dont have a limit because we made the mistake of assuming no one would abuse this system post-Atatürk

[hollow lantern]

Alright, thanks. I used to keep up with the campaigns but I'm working like 72 hours a week rn and have no time.

[heady rivet]

And diehard Turkish nationalists (Born in Frankfurt)

[storm jungle]

thats different, locals vote a lot too, the german turks just fuck it up even worse

supervillain type shit

[near wasp]

Poor turk

[hollow lantern]

How do German Turks vote?

Are they not Germans?

[heady rivet]

I'm astounded you can vote for a country you dont even reside in tbh

[hollow lantern]

Yeah how does that work

[gleaming gale]

You still have the citizenship

[storm jungle]

^

[urban spire]

americans who aren't in america can still vote

that shit's so normal

[hollow lantern]

So they're Turks living in Germany

But they aren't like

Born there with Turkish parents or whatever

[storm jungle]

Yeah that.

[near wasp]

I hate dual citizenship

[hollow lantern]

Okay that makes sense now

Thank you

[urban spire]

i hate nations

[heady rivet]

Yes, but that typically applies to temporary abroad. The voting Turk population in Germany consists of people who havent been in Turkey in literal decades even

[hollow lantern]

Yeah let's just start over

Pangea 2

[near wasp]

Join super earth

[storm jungle]

at least im glad Erdoğan is more of Dictator from Temu

we could always be like Turkmenistan

[heady rivet]

One world government coming right up

[storm jungle]

lol

[urban spire]

THAT'S STILL A NATION

[hollow lantern]

Erdo is just bought off by Russia from what I can tell

[gleaming gale]

United ZOG 🗣️

[heady rivet]

He doesnt even have eccentric habits or weird obsessions he's just loud and racist 🥀

[storm jungle]

the thing is at the end of the day Turkey only cares about Turkey, this is something a lot of foreigners dont really get.

[rocky gale]

Do Turkey and Turkmenistan get together and have like an annual Turk off?

[storm jungle]

Literally yeah, our "dictatorship" isnt even a dictatorship its just boring government corruption

[gleaming gale]

Donald is more of a sultan than him, it's over

[hollow lantern]

I'm ngl I wanted to ask if people from Turkmenistan also called themselves Turks

[urban spire]

in the corner turkin off

[hollow lantern]

His actions seem contrary to the benefit of Turkey sometimes

[heady rivet]

Hate how true this is

[gleaming gale]

A thing or two from the balkans seeped over to you hehe

[storm jungle]

Yeah because hes a moron

[hollow lantern]

Touché

[storm jungle]

everyone in this part of the world looks the same to me tbh

[heady rivet]

That watermelon seller will ruin us all...

[storm jungle]

white guy
black hair
mustache

[urban spire]

i am genuinely wondering how trump is going to exit power at this point

[hollow lantern]

We have one in office too rn, I can't judge too much

[storm jungle]

HE WAS A TRUCK DRIVER

HE DIDNT EVEN GRADUATE

💀

[hollow lantern]

Not willingly.

[storm jungle]

^

He 100% wont step down

hes literally printing HIS NAME, ON THE CURRENCY

[gleaming gale]

Mfw I got doxxed

[hallow plover]

https://tenor.com/view/turkish-man-gif-14733745593859528159

[near wasp]

Fuck I wish my country only cared about its self God damn, I've been homeless before with no fucking safety net. I know how bad it is. I wish the us would just look inwards instead of to every other fucking country

[urban spire]

it's two or three years from now though right

is he even going to be like, non-vegetative by then?

[hollow lantern]

I mean who knows

[storm jungle]

thats just nations in general, we all suck

[hollow lantern]

Maybe the health issues will get to him

[storm jungle]

I doubt it

im sick of that shit

[rose thorn]

Hey has 40K ever buffed a combat patrol

[urban spire]

i feel like i've made pasta sauce with more higher brain functions than trump's gonna have in 3 years

[full obsidian]

Is there really no nation that isn't hated?

[storm jungle]

Only ones that dont matter

[rose thorn]

This looks based as shit

[hollow lantern]

Yeah it's not as if he has access to the best healthcare in the world rn or anything

[brave owl]

its not going to happen

[heady rivet]

Anyone got beef with Federated Micronesia?

[arctic talon]

If it has a neighbor no

[urban spire]

being alive and being coherent aren't the same thing

[gleaming gale]

I do

[hollow lantern]

Ik Hegseth is on a purge of US Military upper leadership rn too, trying to replace them with loyalists or incompetents iirc

[arctic talon]

He’s trying to replace them

[storm jungle]

Yeah its likely to make way for an invasion i think

[arctic talon]

^

[near wasp]

Look at Biden at the end of his presidency it doesn't matter

[hollow lantern]

Yes, but down the line I'm worried about what it means for more unconstitutional orders.

[storm jungle]

We'll see when it happens i guess, doesnt really matter anymore either way, all of us get fucked lol

[hollow lantern]

I miss Obama, like he still sucked, but he was eloquent while he did it.

[gleaming gale]

All of them are those who opposed ground invasion, he didn't even sack those that made them lose 4 planes in 24 hours lmao

[storm jungle]

use gamer terms

[storm jungle]

Jesus christ man lol

yeah those troops are gonna get blown the fuck apart

[hollow lantern]

Fuck I hope Trump is flayed molecule by molecule.

[sacred ginkgo]

There's some lameass lurking here that reports people for it

Its fine like anywhere else

[storm jungle]

^

i delete my messages just for that lol

[brave owl]

Trump should of been removed as soon as the Epstein shit got revealed. But its not happening, because no one wants to take the steps to do it

[hollow lantern]

I don't

Fuck em

[storm jungle]

thats because justice doesnt exist

Nothing ever happens lol

[arctic talon]

Every president after Obama has just been extremely shit lol

[storm jungle]

so

LMAO

[arctic talon]

Yes

[hollow lantern]

Yes

[storm jungle]

fork found in kitchen

[brave owl]

SInce before Obama

[urban spire]

i want to hate watch the biden and trump sex tape

[storm jungle]

every US president has been some evil piece of shit

[urban spire]

and every president before. and also obama.

[gleaming gale]

Make Donny happy

[hollow lantern]

For Iran?

[storm jungle]

minus that strait island

[hollow lantern]

They're making shit up

[storm jungle]

lmao

[hollow lantern]

We have no head of DoD rn iirc

[arctic talon]

They’re just making shit up rn

[urban spire]

when they started shooting, idk what the plan was, but NOW the plan is to somehow restore the status quo

[arctic talon]

The only coherent idea is the island

lol

[hallow plover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/818605636228218900/1489256498512003142/Inform_israel_Discord_GIF.gif

[hollow lantern]

Dilara no one even thought about how this shit was gonna affect the world economy

[urban spire]

which they are not doing a great job of

[arctic talon]

Not the Epstein one

[gleaming gale]

Literally Iran is like Mordor, mountains on all sides, desert to the east lmao

[arctic talon]

Look Iran is going to run out of missiles eventually

That might deadass be their strategy

[hollow lantern]

If they wanted the island

They should've just taken it

[arctic talon]

Not Big E’s

[hollow lantern]

Talking about it

[urban spire]

even if they take the island, they'll just have an island

[hollow lantern]

Like Iran knows now

That bitch is now a killing field

[gleaming gale]

Man, maybe those soldiers should do something with their guns on their own turf instead of going to die

[arctic talon]

Obama was shit, but again he wasn’t Moloch or Baal tier

lol

[hollow lantern]

Iran AA is coping better lately too

[arctic talon]

Iran AA figured out how to shoot shit lol

[urban spire]

seeing israeli intelligence talk about iranian anti air systems describing them as advanced is so funny

[arctic talon]

Tbh Iran’s AA was total shit lol

[arctic talon]

Tbh it’s prolly the new Chinese stuff lol

[arctic talon]

Or newer rather

[gleaming gale]

It's literally the spongebob meme with Squidward opening the cabinet to 40 years of stockpiled missiles

[storm jungle]

yeah yall told me they have been stockpiling for like a decade 💀

[arctic talon]

Longer but yes

lol

[storm jungle]

YEET

[arctic talon]

Iran has literally no friends

[heady rivet]

CSAR is flying with impunity 50km into Iran, so I wouldnt gas up Iran AA too much

[arctic talon]

Except like

Hezoballah?

[rose thorn]

looking at the GK tech mrine from the GK game is so deperssing lol

[storm jungle]

Was it rael who said "they got like 5000 missiles dont worry"

[arctic talon]

Iran AA is still not great but they’ve figured out how to aim now

lol

[heady rivet]

Russia too busy, China is giving empty promises

[arctic talon]

Is more so my point

[arctic talon]

Russia and China aren’t in the Middle East

[gleaming gale]

Inb4 I wake up in the morning to another batch of americans missing in Iran

[arctic talon]

lol

[storm jungle]

how fucked is that pilot lol

have they found him yet

[arctic talon]

On a scale of 1 to 10?

[rocky gale]

It's like that time a couple years ago when Iran shot a wave of missiles at Israel and they were completely blocked by the Iron Dome and everyone laughed at Iran. Then it came out that the missiles they fired were worth like £100k total and represented a tiny outdated part of their arsenal, meanwhile Israel used like £20m worth to shoot them down.

[urban spire]

israeli intelligence is using recondite terminology to explain very simple and quite old systems, like calling IR "cameras that can perceive light from outside the visible spectrum"

[arctic talon]

Prolly like 6 lol

[gleaming gale]

He'd be better off caught by the IRGC, the locals would fucking skin him alive lol

[arctic talon]

lol

[storm jungle]

didnt they treat that one female pilot really nicely?

"you are safe here" or some shit

[arctic talon]

That was friendly fire

Lmao

[storm jungle]

LOL

[heady rivet]

Iran would show him off the second they got him and wouldnt turn to offering a bounty so I genuinely think he's been hiding in tall grass for like a full day. Assuming he wasnt picked up by CSAR and they havent revealed it yet

[near wasp]

Just bomb everything in five miles of the strait and every ship that gets bombed after you move the bombing in another mile

[gleaming gale]

Those were Kuwaiti

[heady rivet]

That was Qatar

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[hollow lantern]

Yeah Kuwait iirc shot down 3 jets

[arctic talon]

Some Kuwaiti genius pilot shot down 3 jets

[heady rivet]

Literally what happened to that one guy in Serbia btw

[arctic talon]

Bro is built different

[hollow lantern]

Friendly

[gleaming gale]

Chad

They jailed him for it, rip Ghost of Kuwait 🥀

[urban spire]

he almost made ace...

[arctic talon]

“get out of my air space Iranians”

“Why the fuck won’t it lock properly”

Hours later

“Whoops”

[heady rivet]

I'm at like a 4.5, 6 if they arent found by Noon tomorrow

[arctic talon]

I want to know if the Kuwaiti plane was a two seater or not lol

[urban spire]

"what is this iff bullshit? I WANT TO KILL"

[arctic talon]

Bcs then 2 people

Would have had to fuck up

[gleaming gale]

F-35 iirc

[heady rivet]

WSO fakes being asleep when they land. Is like "Aw man what happened?" as they drag him from the cockpit

[arctic talon]

Both the pilot and the WSO fucking up

Ah F-35 is a one seater lol

[urban spire]

they should send trump to iran, let him lead from the front

with like a film crew

filming live

livestreaming even

[gleaming gale]

He did say Iran offered him to become Ayatollah, should go in person to claim it

[sacred ginkgo]

I don't think they would want to stand anywhere near him considering the smell and mess

[near wasp]

Please no I don't wanna hear what trump says when he kills some starving kid with an ak

[arctic talon]

Iran has actual military forces

so it won't be a starving kid with an AK

[nocturne crest]

Do you believe the Iran leaks about Kirk's actual death?

[arctic talon]

it'll be some dude with decent to good(probably) military training and an AK

[gleaming gale]

Lebanon, 026 M41

[urban spire]

i think he should aspire to be more like charlie kirk yeah

[arctic talon]

Okay so one of the F-15 pilots has been found

the other is missing still lmao

[heady rivet]

The WSO

[gleaming gale]

By the US?

[arctic talon]

I give them a 6/10 presently

by the US

Iran says they haven't found them

and if they did find them they'd absolutely be showing them off

lol

[nocturne crest]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-kirk-charlie-kirk-kirk-song-charlie-song-gif-3343768522973765445

[gleaming gale]

Didn't Iran say they captured one of them?

[arctic talon]

No

Iran says they haven't

[urban spire]

don't forget an a-10 got shot down while looking for the other f-15 pilot

[arctic talon]

some people are parroting fake shit lol

[heady rivet]

Pilot recovered, WSO missing. Iran says they cant find em. US searching with CSAR

[gleaming gale]

It got shot over the strait, the F-15 was over Tehran

[heady rivet]

Related: While 2 helicopters took shots neither were shot down

[urban spire]

guess i heard wrong then?

[heady rivet]

Pilot recovered safely from the A-10 as well

[urban spire]

whatever, happy to see an a-10 shot down for doing a-10 shit

[arctic talon]

whoever said Iran found them is wrong lol

considering Iran says

its wrong

just saying

[gleaming gale]

Also probably Iran might have struck a deal with the US to let them find them, those helis should have been toast otherwise

[arctic talon]

Tbf

they did shoot at the Helis

lol

[heady rivet]

Iran is offering 60k USD to anyone who finds em

[arctic talon]

this war still feels fake as shit lmao

like

its the most real fake war

if that makes sense?

[heady rivet]

No, Iran AA just genuinely isnt that good tbh

[arctic talon]

compared to Iran and the US shooting shit at each other normally

which is "we're going to shoot you here

"okay but we're going to shoot back here"

💀

[heady rivet]

I honestly am at the point where I think the A-10 was shot down and the F-15 was mechanical failure

[hollow lantern]

"Oh? The Middle East again? Anyway"

[arctic talon]

LOL

[gleaming gale]

You can't tell me you can shoot an A-10 over the sea but can't shoot a fucking helicopter 50kms in your mainland

[hollow lantern]

The A-10 is a piece of shit tbh

If they had AA it got shot down

[arctic talon]

more so I'm like 99% sure that Iran and the US are still exchanging shit that the are more okay with blowing up

lol

compared to the usual

"okay you get to shoot missiles at this but we're going to shoot missles at this"

💀

[heady rivet]

Because its easier to shoot things down over the sea than land, genuinely

[storm jungle]

💀

[arctic talon]

Also yeah its way easier to shoot shit down over the Sea

lol

[hollow lantern]

I think it's because war isn't like war anymore

It's all "special operations"

[arctic talon]

its much more clear

[gleaming gale]

Funniest shit is the US lost more planes these weeks than Russia in 4 years

[heady rivet]

I remember a few years ago when Wagner put on Ukranian uniforms (war crime) to sneak up but didnt tell any other Russians and the Russians overran them and shot them while they stood there unarmed and confused while they were yelling at them

[hollow lantern]

Russia has iirc lost a metric fuckton of planes

[arctic talon]

Tbf Russia did not have a lot of planes in the fucking first place 💀

[hollow lantern]

Like

[heady rivet]

They brought in Ukranians to advise on air defense

[arctic talon]

but yes Russia has still lost a fuck ton of planes and vehicles

lol

[hollow lantern]

They've definitely lost more than the US in the last 4 years

Iirc the number is in the 100s

[gleaming gale]

I saw the bodycam footage, the guy had russian uniform and flanked them, the ukrainians were shellshocked

[arctic talon]

the US has lost 7 planes so far

lol

[storm jungle]

Oh my fucking GOD dude what is this war

[arctic talon]

according to the US and Iran

so I am inclined to believe them because they both agree

lol

[hollow lantern]

Ukraine?

[storm jungle]

yes lmao

[hollow lantern]

Russian War Crimes simulator

[arctic talon]

I don't think they're counting drones

lol

[heady rivet]

It wasnt Ukranians, someone found the exact guy that got shot. Russian that joined Wagner

[heady rivet]

WW1 with drones

[hollow lantern]

Yeah, Ukrainians are straight up blowing up dudes with FPVs now

[gleaming gale]

Ah, might talk about something different then

[sacred ginkgo]

The cycle of trench warfare and combined arms

We're coming back to trench warfare

[arctic talon]

The answer is Ukraine but yes

[heady rivet]

Russia has as many non-Moscow volunteers as they can get and Ukraine doesnt let men leave. The West doesnt want to end it because its been a godsend to military analysists who havent had a near-peer war to analyze since the 1st Gulf War

[arctic talon]

^

also ukraine doesn't really want it to end either

yes

the answer is Ukraine will run out of people first

lol

Russia is literally importing North korean soldiers

[hollow lantern]

Ukraine won't end it as long as Russians end terms are "give us stuff"

[gleaming gale]

There is footage of a russian flanking 2 ukrainians in a foxhole and shouts to them to surrender, they are shellshocked and keep yelling FRIENDLY because he came from their side and didn't put the guns down, so he lights them up then does a fucking frontflip out of the foxhole 💀

[heady rivet]

Ukraine could have won if they got support early, but at this point its just death for the sake of death

[arctic talon]

there's no winning now

lol

[hollow lantern]

I don't think there's traditional battlefield victory for anyone here

Yeah lol

[heady rivet]

No, THATS the one. Those were Wagner troops in Ukranian uniforms. The guy on the right who gets shot while staring at him was found and identified

[hollow lantern]

It's not like the Ukrainians want them there

[gleaming gale]

Bruh lmao

[hollow lantern]

If Russia wins they have a US in Afghanistan situation for the next however long they wanna commit

[heady rivet]

They wont leave, since the areas they take are mostly pro-Russian and ethnic Russian. And they're actively settling more Russians in the area

[heady rivet]

Early in the war the pro-Russia militias from this area were the ones with Nagants being used as cannon fodder

[arctic talon]

Sandbox for 500 years

[gleaming gale]

Russia at best will keep the oblasts it occupies and at worst try to grab everything east of the Dnieper but fully occupying Ukraine is impossible at this rate

[heady rivet]

WAIT EVERYONE GOODN NEWS

[storm jungle]

This yeah

[arctic talon]

did Trump die?

[hollow lantern]

Hope so

[heady rivet]

Kim visited a pet store with his daughter

[storm jungle]

GETOUT

[arctic talon]

someone needs to add an F-15, the CWAS and other shit to this list

[heady rivet]

He is such a girl dad its insane

[arctic talon]

[gleaming gale]

North Korea gone woke, they'll have a female supreme leader

[arctic talon]

man thats a nice pet shop lol

I'm gona guess its in Pyongyang

[heady rivet]

Correct

[hollow lantern]

I wonder how much of it is Nicer™ for Kim

[arctic talon]

I'm so good at this/j

[heady rivet]

Pyongyang is surface level nice

[storm jungle]

well yeah

its a propaganda city

LOL

[arctic talon]

well

its not a propaganda city only

all the rich people live there

LOL

[sacred ginkgo]

Close enough

[storm jungle]

South Koreans?

isnt that illegal

[arctic talon]

Rich(for a north korean)

[storm jungle]

damn

[heady rivet]

It has gaming cafes

[gleaming gale]

Fast (for a Dwarf)

[arctic talon]

yeah Pyongyang has a gaming cafe now

[hollow lantern]

Yk I had someone try to tell me NK isn't actually bad and it's all US propaganda once

[brave owl]

kitties

[arctic talon]

some chinese exchange student took a bunch of photos lmao

and a video

[heady rivet]

Tankies adore that monarch state yeah

[gleaming gale]

They got fucking CSGO?

[arctic talon]

Yes

LOL

Its like really interesting

they got fucking COD

[arctic talon]

the one with the North koreans in it

lol

[hollow lantern]

It's just like. Ik US bad but you cannot be glorifying NK lol

[storm jungle]

ADVANCED WARFARE?

[arctic talon]

YES

[storm jungle]

NORTH KOREANS ARE LITERALLY IN THE PROLOGUE

[arctic talon]

YES

[storm jungle]

NOWHERE ELSE

LMAO

[arctic talon]

ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY

[storm jungle]

oh my god dude

[arctic talon]

Like

[heady rivet]

North Korea actually has more combat experience than South Korea if we're keeping score

[arctic talon]

Kim Jong Un deadass importing a bunch of shit

lol

well

[storm jungle]

yeah gunning down civillians is pretty hard

[arctic talon]

its really weird

[heady rivet]

You know its bad for Russia when North Korea is piggybacking you for military research

[arctic talon]

"The west is evil"

"okay now play this game where you play as the West"

What did Pyongyang mean by this

[heady rivet]

No the North Koreans in Ukraine

[storm jungle]

GET-

GET-

GETOU-

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/why-are-you-booing-me-im-right-gif-10368876

[arctic talon]

genuinely so weird that NK has a fucking gaming cafe now though

[gleaming gale]

I wonder if they have Homefront, the plot is literally that North Korea invades and occupies the US

[brave owl]

lets play supreme commander

[heady rivet]

Beijingification

[arctic talon]

they have Fifa but they removed all the korean players

lol

[heady rivet]

"Villain protaganist" category

Kim Il Sung kinda handsome tbh

[arctic talon]

they got fuckin DOTA

[brave owl]

I hardly knew ya

[arctic talon]

OH MY GOD LOL

[gleaming gale]

Imagine showing this to a north korean farmer that doesn't even have electricity

[heady rivet]

I'd love to visit North Korea one day, despite the list it would put me on

[arctic talon]

do you think they removed the SK characters from R6

or do you think they changed their flag to NK

[brave owl]

yoo they got red alert

[heady rivet]

Playing Ace Combat 7 and trying to write a letter to Kim asking why they dont got all dat

[gleaming gale]

Saw from multiple vlogs they're really chill with tourists as long as you don't actively try to fuck around

[arctic talon]

I pray for the north korean teenager who took these photos lmao

or chinese expat student

or russian expat student

[brave owl]

It'd be hilarious to introduce the PS2 Mercenary series

[arctic talon]

I don't know how they punish you for taking photos of the place

but I am hoping its just "you get banned for life"

[heady rivet]

Yeah its a VERY controlled experience and basically only in Pyongyang

[arctic talon]

and not off to the camps with ye

[brave owl]

Im pretty sure they don't do anything if its photos that make you look good

[gleaming gale]

Stone Quarry labour for 3 generations

[brave owl]

I know there was an american who took photos but it was of shit he wasn't supposed to

[arctic talon]

No but like

[brave owl]

supposedly anyway

[arctic talon]

we know you're not allowed to take photos in the gaming cafe thing

aside from the press they allowed

but shit keeps on leaking lol

[storm jungle]

"shit he wasnt suppose to" is like literlly anything

[heady rivet]

See: Pyongyang

[arctic talon]

people cannot fucking control themselves ig

lol

[storm jungle]

holy shit its Istanbul

[heady rivet]

They sell Labubus btw

[heady rivet]

"In the second photo, the sign says, “We sell Labubu coupons.” It explains, “If you buy coffee, a coupon costs $1. If you don’t buy coffee, it costs $3. Collect 100 coupons and you can exchange them for a Labubu.” Labubu is a monster elf character created by a Hong Kong artist and inspired by Nordic mythology. It became popular worldwide through the Chinese art toy company Pop Mart."

[gleaming gale]

North Korea has fallen.

[heady rivet]

The fabled Marxist labubu.

[weak sphinx]

Well.. DPRNK glaze, never thought I'd see this in here

[arctic talon]

here's the terms of services

[brave owl]

LA BU BU

[arctic talon]

Do you not support the Best korea and glorious leader?

smh

[heady rivet]

Its just DPRK also we killin you

[arctic talon]

off to the greenhouse complex with ye

jokes aside NK is so weird

lol

[heady rivet]

I LOVE that he dresses like he is in The Sopranos

[arctic talon]

I kind of like learning about it

[storm jungle]

What a sad country man lol

[gleaming gale]

Man, when Kim croaks it will be a literal cat fight between his daughter and his sister for control

[weak sphinx]

Good luck with that, I'm in Europe, we have the illusion of choice here

[storm jungle]

at least they leraned to not give up their nukes

[arctic talon]

everyone is smiling wdym

clearly everyone is happy

in the DPRK

[heady rivet]

North Koreas poverty is more of a deterrant to reuinification thank nukes. Even South Korean experts are like "Dude we would be so fucked if we had to fix this"

[storm jungle]

Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea?

[storm jungle]

lmao

[arctic talon]

yes

[hollow lantern]

I mean, yeah, why would you travel to NK in the first place?

[storm jungle]

wait

is that what that means

i was joking

LOL

[gleaming gale]

All due reshpect, you don't know what it's like to be shupreme leader of thish country

[hollow lantern]

Who the fuck thinks "yeah I'll vacation to North Korea"

[storm jungle]

its an alien world

some people wanna see it

[arctic talon]

The question is who is taking the photos lol

its one of 3 things and all 3 have to be fucking insane to do it.

[heady rivet]

His Sister is overhyped as an option. Its his daughter he's grooming for control. As far as experts agree, his sister is a loyalist and is basically just the PR amanager

[arctic talon]

Tourists can't go to the gaming cafe lol

[brave owl]

You're assuming that members of the military won't take over the situation instead of letting a woman take control

[storm jungle]

i mean