40k-lore-chat

[daring creek]

[spring cairn]

he's busy for a good reason this time

[quiet orchid]

wth

[arctic talon]

ngl that sounds about right

[rose thorn]

Yndrasta talks abouthim as if he is literally her father which is cool, which she may actually be so eh

[storm jungle]

the fact that he doesnt kill you is even better

[rose thorn]

its weird

[rocky gale]

My ass is rewatching the Fall of the House of Usher.

[solid horizon]

How does one do that

[daring creek]

😭

[arctic talon]

it might deadass be dorn next edition

bcs of the lore in Eye of Terror lmao

[gleaming gale]

Fuck no

[rose thorn]

by posting 5 paragraph long rants about how black eldar is ruining the lore

[arctic talon]

I still think its Russ

but there's like a chance its dorn now

thanks GW

[rose thorn]

Its gotta be Russ

[gleaming gale]

Knowing how GW likes to jerk the fanbase based on responses, it's gonna be Dorn

[flat nimbus]

“here, free shot at redemption, buddy”

[arctic talon]

Tbh

[rose thorn]

if its russ would be in black templars

and not IF

[arctic talon]

Sigmar doesn't kill his followers

directly

unless they really fuck up

In which that case yeah you kind of had it coming

lol

[rose thorn]

"back to teh soul forge"

[gleaming gale]

Yeah, you have to be a massive dipshit to get Sigmar's wrath

You can gain his blessings by simply donating to temples among other offerings

He's pretty chill

[daring creek]

What are his blessings

Like curing backpain

?

[storm jungle]

Yes.

also backshots

[spring cairn]

no...

[daring creek]

stfu 😭

[solid horizon]

What about frontshots

[storm jungle]

HOLY SIGMAR

BLESS THIS RAVAGED BODY

🗣️

[solid horizon]

Erm what the sigmar

[spring cairn]

sigmar is not dishonourable, he would never shoot someone in the back

[gleaming gale]

Sigmar canonically fucked, they retconned the Emperor having children, Sigmar balls > Jimmy Space

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/aos-stormcast-ruination-bleak-citadel-gif-2370761777505229351

[storm jungle]

Has actual warhammer

[daring creek]

He knows when ppl are serving him just to get reward and not out of genuine good yeah?

[storm jungle]

Yeha he does

[gleaming gale]

THE warhammer

[storm jungle]

its even pushed further in AOS

[solid horizon]

John warhammer

[storm jungle]

you literally can only become a stormcast by dying heroically defending the innocent

[gleaming gale]

nah that's Harry the Hammer

[rose thorn]

remeber when everyoen was hunting The Warhammer

[storm jungle]

He literally will forgive some chaos servants that arent too far from redemption

[rose thorn]

yee, and also not wanting to become a stormacst is important

[arctic talon]

he has the warhammer 40,000

The warhammer fantasy battle

and the warhammer age of sigmar

[solid horizon]

Great, now hunt 39999 more

[daring creek]

How does he deal with that

[arctic talon]

sigmar has all

[arctic talon]

He's an actual fucking God now

[rose thorn]

the like 2 guys who did he let become stormcasts were kinda shitty

[arctic talon]

not just a mortal with the powers of one

[rose thorn]

well acutally

bastion

he turned out great

[storm jungle]

Hes a god. He literally just knows.

Hes humanity's main patron

[rose thorn]

https://ageofsigmar.lexicanum.com/wiki/Bastian_Carthalos

[daring creek]

Oh so he doesn't give gifts to those just expecting a reward for doing shit

[gleaming gale]

Sigmar ain't asking much

[arctic talon]

No

[daring creek]

Nice

[storm jungle]

Nah yeah, Sigmar is a literal gigachad

not even memeing

he hasnt changed at all from WHF to AOS

[arctic talon]

Sigmar does not take to lynching random mages well either

lol

tbh

[storm jungle]

his role simply became bigger

[daring creek]

dilara glazing the good guys?

[arctic talon]

he's become a better God

lmao

[daring creek]

in my warhammer?

[storm jungle]

hell yeah you bet

[rocky gale]

If only Sigmar was as cool as Myrmidia though

[daring creek]

lmfao

[arctic talon]

lol

[hollow lantern]

AoS just actually has good guys tbh

[arctic talon]

Stormcast

bash larmoth's skull in

[storm jungle]

WHF does too

its why both settings are peak compared to 40k

[hollow lantern]

Aye but Fantasy is kinda uh

[rocky gale]

Wow this guy hates women

[hollow lantern]

TOW now

[storm jungle]

LOL

[arctic talon]

lol

[gleaming gale]

Bruh

[storm jungle]

yeah i talk more on the lore front

Sigmar has always been a sigma(r)

[spring cairn]

sigmar is just good

[rose thorn]

Was it Bastian or someone else who sigmar reforged before they even died

[spring cairn]

which is nice for a change in a wh setting

[arctic talon]

I think he just juiced the the fuck up

[hollow lantern]

I wish I got into fantasy when it properly existed

[arctic talon]

thats not how reforging works

[hollow lantern]

Got into it cause of VT1

[arctic talon]

he just gave them meth

Ngl WHFB(the wargame) sucked ass

[spring cairn]

just play total war wh

[storm jungle]

this yeah, sigmar has his flaws but they are very himbo in appearance

[hollow lantern]

They're literally dark souls hollows

[rose thorn]

truth nuke

[arctic talon]

Old World is an improvement in like every way

💀

[queen laurel]

One thing I love is at least warhammer has a setting for people looking for good guys

[rose thorn]

which is shockign consideirng its sitll not that great

[gleaming gale]

Taal is just Ted Kaczynski

[copper island]

are there civilian vehicles in 40k

[plush mason]

Blizzard literally just copied his back story to make the story of the first human king in warcraft, its fucking hilarious to me

[arctic talon]

also GW removed skaven slaves from the skaven rules in Old World

1984

[arctic talon]

Yes

[arctic talon]

Warcraft 1 was meant to be warhammer fantasy battle

originally tbf

[storm jungle]

tbh WoW was LITERALLY suppose to be WHF

[arctic talon]

And then they couldn't get the license

not WoW

Warcraft 1

the shitty RTS

lol

[spring cairn]

just look at the orks in wow lmao

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Groundcar

[arctic talon]

*Orcs

🤓

[rose thorn]

aid duardin, promote Cities of Sigmar, root out orruks

[arctic talon]

tbh

Orruks are less evil then Orcs

lol

[storm jungle]

uhhh

idk about "less evil"

they got an entire subspecies named "Kruleboyz"

LMAO

[arctic talon]

kruleboyz aren't Orruks

[storm jungle]

they are literally orks

[rose thorn]

tehy are

they are orrucks

[storm jungle]

just skinnier

[spring cairn]

chudboyz

[storm jungle]

racist Elite arc?

[arctic talon]

we are a real Ironjawz patriot stronghold here

make Ironjawz Great Again

[storm jungle]

buddy is NOT Zognald Krump

[queen laurel]

So you don't think something is an orc unless it's built like a brick shit house and it's green?

[rose thorn]

Ironjawz are Gorruks, Kruleboyz aore Morruks

[plush mason]

https://tenor.com/view/garrosh-clapping-monster-gif-15600498

[arctic talon]

I serve Zognald Krump warboss of the Ironjawz restoration movement

okay I think this bits already been run into the ground

[arctic talon]

yeah and I don't care, Morruks look lame

[rose thorn]

lmao

[queen laurel]

he was in the nagashizzar files by like 1000 times

[arctic talon]

okay

thats a lie

[plush mason]

ok that is actually an amazing name for an ork OC

[arctic talon]

but like I do not like a majority of the Kruleboyz range

at all lol

[vital ginkgo]

Is the average dreadnought more dangerous than the average custodian? Who is likely to win in a 1v1?

[arctic talon]

it doesn't help they got like

the shittiest goddamn mini this edition

[rose thorn]

please divorce kruleboyz and ironjawz

[storm jungle]

custodian because they are just more mobile unless they miss-step

[rose thorn]

the endless spells can have visitations

[storm jungle]

one blast or poke into that front chassis and the dread is done

[arctic talon]

this shit is ass bruh

[gleaming gale]

40k Grimslop vs Fantasy Hopecore

[arctic talon]

Like

[queen laurel]

Kruleboyz I will admit from a lore standpoint is cool but from a tabletop and design standpoint they are like thrown around like a cannonball

[arctic talon]

holy shit lol

[rose thorn]

HE OS GOOFY

[arctic talon]

The new hobgrot slittaboss is like

[storm jungle]

40k be like

"Ultimate assfuck murderhell boons"

[arctic talon]

the worst fucking AoS mini

in years

[vital ginkgo]

They have the firepower to one shot a dreadnought?

[rose thorn]

yeah even though it isnt even that bad

[arctic talon]

He's got the wide squatting pose and is holding a weapon sideways

no its absolutely fucking awful lol

[queen laurel]

well no but they are super fast superhumans that is the best of the best soldiers of the imperium

[storm jungle]

Yeah their spears, worst case they can tear open the front of the chassis

[arctic talon]

the posing on that dude is atrocious

[queen laurel]

Also that

[rose thorn]

he oneshots heroes its so funny

[arctic talon]

I don't care about his tabletop performance tbh

he's just ugly as fuck lol

[rose thorn]

he is terrible on tabletop

[arctic talon]

The hat is cool

[rose thorn]

hoepfully kruleboyz get like 2 more hobgrots

[plush mason]

it really is. and its really bad in comparison to other AOS minis i have seen

[arctic talon]

Like

[copper island]

WONT YOU THINK OF THE NOBILITY 😡

[queen laurel]

Honestly what are you doing if you're not equipping the hat

[arctic talon]

GW knows how to pose that sort of pose better

[copper island]

WON'T YOU THINK OF THE FUEDAL TITHES

[arctic talon]

Except they just

didn't for this dude

[copper island]

😡

[arctic talon]

tbf

if you want a feudal shithole

[queen laurel]

honestly the hat is mandatory to make this dude look presentable

[arctic talon]

Brettonia is right there

[copper island]

WE HATE THE POOR

[arctic talon]

yet another Brettonian W

[copper island]

WE HATE THE SERFS

[rose thorn]

he is liek dirt cheap for a foot hero

[copper island]

WE DONT WANT YE TIRED AND HUNGRY

[gleaming gale]

Shit bretonnian knights say

[queen laurel]

yes eat the poor feed the rich

[plush mason]

but then you have to play as the French

[arctic talon]

does anyone have the WHFB battletome with the Grail Knights saying they need to protect the Lady's honor

while also being super sexist pricks

its like funny as shit

[gleaming gale]

They literally have to break out the lore to add an author index that you can just not do that lol

[arctic talon]

its from the 6e battletome

[storm jungle]

yeah because they know non-40k users arent chuds

[queen laurel]

Genuine question has someone like actually brought it up on their face like why are you not allowing woman in your ranks when your God is a lady

[storm jungle]

I remember when that new Bret book came out

"WOMEN KNIGHTS???? THIS SETTING IS COOKED"

Says the guy that hs not read a single WHF book

[arctic talon]

its just called being a sexist and cognative dissonance lol

[gleaming gale]

You know what's the worst offender in that book?

[arctic talon]

Bows

[gleaming gale]

They fucking use bows

[rose thorn]

god i cant beleive they gave spacemairnes another new detachment

[storm jungle]

Bretonnia?

[arctic talon]

the bows are the worst offense

lol

No

not Bretonnia

smh

[storm jungle]

lmao

Elite timeout speedrun

[queen laurel]

BAHAHAHAHAHAH

[arctic talon]

HADRON CAN YOU FUCK OFF

[heady rivet]

[storm jungle]

bro is COOKED

[celest dome]

Remember how people shit at Kruber becoming a Grail Knight 💀

[arctic talon]

the one issue I have with that book is the fucking bows

everything else it added is fine

[vital ginkgo]

What was the standard dreadnought varient during hh?

[storm jungle]

They said that shit as if WHF writing isnt contrived af

[arctic talon]

Bret knights with bows is ass bruh

[storm jungle]

Castaferrum and uhhh

[rose thorn]

bretonnia is so ass that the old world rpg book literally says that to just ignore bretonnia sexism if your players want to be a female knight

[storm jungle]

what was the humanod ones?

[arctic talon]

Box and Contemptor

[gleaming gale]

Yeah, that

[arctic talon]

usual loadout was a powerclaw + assault cannon

[copper island]

❤️

[daring creek]

castraferrum my beloved

[arctic talon]

Look

I think Bretonnia being completely awful

is part of its charm

but it also can be ignored

[storm jungle]

who up Castaing their ferrum rn?

[arctic talon]

lol

[gleaming gale]

6e Bretonnia was better, you had both dipshits and genuinely good knights holding their vows of chivalry to protect the smallfolk

[arctic talon]

Like Bretonnia's whole bit is its based on British + French Mythology but its actually just a total shitty feudal shithole

[rose thorn]

they can be terrible and like, not just be the french andn nothing else

[arctic talon]

yeah 6e Bretonnia is like

my favorite iteration

[queen laurel]

ME i'm shoving corpses inside this dreadnought chassis to see if I can make one that's fully autonomous and runs on meat

[arctic talon]

excluding Old world

which is just 6e Bretonnia 2

[gleaming gale]

and you know, kinda lacked the grimslop that the peasants need to pay 99% of their harvest and eat their shoelaces or some shit

[arctic talon]

electirc boogaloo

[heady rivet]

My dark woke take is that ignoring any in-universe bigotry is kind of lame compared to pulling a Mulan or confronting it head-on

[daring creek]

meh

[plush mason]

i sometimes wonder how GW comes up with some of the words in 40k

[storm jungle]

its just like real life wdym, when you kill your entire peasantry they just respawn back home

[arctic talon]

the horses are better fed

[vital ginkgo]

I almost never see castaferrums in hh media. It's almost exclusively contemptors. Is there a reasons contemptors stopped being produced after hh?

[arctic talon]

in older versions

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-hank-scorpio-why-didn’t-i-think-of-that-gif-16665717301005834823

[copper island]

this is pretty cool

[storm jungle]

Basically same as every excuse, "lost old tech"

[heady rivet]

The poors always blight us with their presence

[gleaming gale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1489667906068287508/Palatine_Impressed.gif

[arctic talon]

the reactor for the shield generator was lost

[storm jungle]

Knowing you by "poors" you mean anyone that doesnt play Necromunda

[arctic talon]

the chassis is still producable but there's no point in it

[daring creek]

ikr :3

[arctic talon]

without the generator

[arctic talon]

its true

[heady rivet]

[rose thorn]

NEEDDDD

UHGG

[plush mason]

ah overlord, what a gem

[heady rivet]

Say speaking of when you picking up that gang

[storm jungle]

yeah im fucking that

SIGMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

[arctic talon]

you will get splinters

[gleaming gale]

@arctic talon

[storm jungle]

Sigmar will protect me

[arctic talon]

LOL

[storm jungle]

lmfao the fucking "just so we're clear" Silvio as gamemaster is crazy

[opaque coyote]

The poor random slave to a noble that became a perpetual

(he is gonna spend his first 100 years getting his cock cut off over and over again because the noble finds it funny)

[rose thorn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/818605636228218900/1489256498512003142/Inform_israel_Discord_GIF.gif

[plush mason]

do not the tree

[arctic talon]

I'll make sure you get the thorniest one possible smh

[solid horizon]

Why don't they retroenginner it

[queen laurel]

So make her fuck a revenant?

[heady rivet]

Theon Greyjoy character arc

[rose thorn]

have you seen the new sylvaneth battletome?

[copper island]

when im lowk waging war on the enemy fiefdom and stuffing myself full of cow and pig and the vassel enters my camp tent without permission and is talkin about sum "when can we go home" (im lowk banging his wife who also happens to be his cousin) 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[arctic talon]

because marines won't hand that shit over lol

[rose thorn]

they nerfed the fuck out of belthanos but besides that eveyrthing isgreat

[arctic talon]

The mechanicus wants to study it

Tbf

[gleaming gale]

Tywin Lannister core

[arctic talon]

Belthanos fucking deserved it

[solid horizon]

Common loyalist L

[arctic talon]

I did not like how must take he was

[plush mason]

reverse engineering is heresy to the admech thats why, as is innovating

[arctic talon]

he's great and all

[rose thorn]

and the warsong revenant got gender transionsed from wizard to priest

[arctic talon]

but I do not like named characters being must takes

[opaque coyote]

Gilgamesh Core

"Listen before you guys get married. It's law that I cuck you first."

[solid horizon]

I should have guessed

[arctic talon]

this one is a literally 1984

[opaque coyote]

Honestly the funniest part of the story

[solid horizon]

But isnt it technically not innovation if they had the tech in the first place

[rose thorn]

they gave the wizard to treelord ancinet nad made him revive kurnothi and treelords its kidna insane

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[rose thorn]

treelord ancient is must take again

[plush mason]

yeah a core aspect of 40k is regression

[rose thorn]

all things return to how htey should be

[gleaming gale]

The world would have been a better place if Brandon killed Littlechud in duel at Riverrun

[solid horizon]

Imperium is not saving itself with all its silly dogma

[opaque coyote]

Humanity regressing twice

[heady rivet]

Littlefinger is the Israel of characters

[copper island]

this is lowk what the tudors did to the yorks

[plush mason]

yup

[arctic talon]

well yeah thats the point of the Imperium

its supposed to fucking die

lol

[gleaming gale]

Baelish impressed

[arctic talon]

Its a rotting empire

[rose thorn]

i have no clue hyow to feel about hte new tree revenants

[arctic talon]

they're uh

[rose thorn]

i guess you can have more than 1 reinforced unit of tree revenants now, but now you cant really spam spite reveants?

[arctic talon]

I'm not sure how the fuck to feel

[opaque coyote]

Wait

The Eldar regressed once

Humanity regressed twice

The Tau are definitely getting it thrice

[arctic talon]

THEY CAN'T TELEPORT NOW

MY FUCKING VEITCONG ORDERCONG

[rose thorn]

well spite revenants teleport

[gleaming gale]

Phil Kelly barging in to fucking remove the Tau ability for spacefaring

[arctic talon]

I want my tree revenants to teleport

[queen laurel]

yeah get turned into timber pinocchio you're gonna get turned into firewood for the great bull

[rose thorn]

wiat what hte fuck does the scourge of ghyran do now

[arctic talon]

nothing

it needs an FAQ

lol

[rose thorn]

lmao

[arctic talon]

Man I can’t have almost all my shit teleport now lol

My favorite playstyle got even worse smh

[rose thorn]

well alot of heres teleport lol

[rancid cove]

HE DID THE THING!!! HE SAID THE NAME OF THE BOOK!!!

[gleaming gale]

Dorn crashed his fist...

[arctic talon]

no more strike and fade and no more teleporting through trees fucking sucks

I'm gona be honest here

they've kind of killed a core method of playing the army entierly lol

[rose thorn]

heroes*

[opaque coyote]

Phil Kelly singlehandedly causing the Age of Strife: Blue Edition

[rose thorn]

yeah its weird, i have no clue how sylvaneth will play now

[opaque coyote]

(11th Ed trust)

[arctic talon]

Walk the hidden path is gone(???)

I could live with strike and fade being gone

but getting rid of Walk the Hidden path is nuts

[gleaming gale]

Blade of T'au'va, Padishah Imperator Farsight

[opaque coyote]

Tbf Farsight's Enclave is going somewhat well

[jade holly]

Who else do we expect to make cameo appearances in Armageddon?

[rose thorn]

are you suppose to suicide dive wiht drycha or belthanos while you move your guys?

[arctic talon]

No fucking clue

I think diving in with a big smashing squad makes sense

[jade holly]

Is Ghazghkull gonna finally arrive soon?

[gleaming gale]

He's probably there already, it's the whole point of the orks returning

[rose thorn]

i have ot say this is still significantly better lmao

i kinda love the treelord ancient now

[arctic talon]

I think its an improvement in every way but the loss of Walk the Hidden Paths lol

[rose thorn]

6 mans of kurnoth hunters getting revived every turn sounds so funny

[opaque coyote]

...

Do you think a customized sandbag depicting somebody is equivalent to a body pillow for an Ork

[arctic talon]

ngl

its a shame I can only get like

3 Wyldwoods down now

I cannot infest the table with trees

[rose thorn]

i realy through they would make an AoR that lets you spam infinite trees

[opaque coyote]

Also genuinely forgot if Orks sleep or not

[rose thorn]

like the nurgle one

[arctic talon]

also they finally gave us sylvaneth meth

thats been in lore

for so long

but never on the tabletop

[opaque coyote]

Do they sleep or does the party never stop for them

[arctic talon]

they sleep

[opaque coyote]

How long

Like on average

6 hours? 8?

1?

[arctic talon]

I want a d100 RPG system for AoS

soulbound is neat but too restricting

[queen laurel]

This is warhammer they do not specify that shit

[gleaming gale]

You can just play with WFRP ruleset as long as no one wants a sigmarine

[queen laurel]

Elite wolf when RPG have no crunch

Hey look I also want it as well

[rose thorn]

yeah a traditional rpg with aos would go hard, the currnet system was gonna give you alot more freedom wiht like the merchant class but now its all just hero models

[rose thorn]

make an aos expansion for the whfbrpg that reworks everythign to be aos

[rocky gale]

Damn I've just been reading the WFRP rules for Knightly orders and now I really wanna play it

[gleaming gale]

4e or 2e?

[rocky gale]

I dunno

It was a book

[rose thorn]

HOLY SHIT TWISTWEALDS ARE HORRIFYING

you cna force a 12 inch speed unitt o 6 inches

[arctic talon]

I'm ngl they should just do it from scratch

lol

the WHFRP is good

but they can do more weird shit in AoS

[queen laurel]

well what company do you trust to make that then

[arctic talon]

Cubicle 7

lol

[gleaming gale]

Cubicle is gorging all the RPGs

[arctic talon]

^

[rose thorn]

imagine making a keeper of secrets 6 incg movement

[queen laurel]

unfortunately but you know what they sometimes hit they sometimes miss

[arctic talon]

I mean

[celest dome]

Adapting the whfrp to AoS could end up more limiting than doing one from scratch

[arctic talon]

they've literally never missed so far

lol

[gleaming gale]

Yeah and they make so many fucking titles at once they're delaying everything

[rose thorn]

fair

[arctic talon]

they literally dragged W&G back from the dead

they're spread way too thin

tbh

[queen laurel]

age of sigmar champions of chaos

[arctic talon]

sugmar dick chaos

[heady rivet]

[gleaming gale]

Eh, WFRP 4e combat was kinda ass until Up in Arms came out

it streamlined it proper then

[arctic talon]

eh fair

[rose thorn]

ive always dreamed about hosting a necormunda campaign but just literaslly play necromunda nad have each player control 1 guy

[queen laurel]

Honestly still it's probably gonna be cubicle 7 because well like you guys said they hoard all of the warhammer RPGs and probably the most knowledgeable when it comes to warhammer setting

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1489667906068287508/Palatine_Impressed.gif

You have my attention

[rancid cove]

Can you also send me the Dark Heresy books?

[rose thorn]

i tliterally has everything for an rpg already lol

i really realy need to see the new points on sylvanet

[gleaming gale]

That's just Imperium Maledictum lol, you can literally play as gangers with a gang boss patron

[arctic talon]

^

[heady rivet]

Okay THIS convinced me to pick it up for real now

There goes my afternoon

[rose thorn]

my player group hsa furries, plus if i ever do a 40k camapign id want to be a xenos. which is weird becuase in every fantasy campaign my character is a human

[queen laurel]

Can't you literally play as a mutant ganger

drink on that mutation soup

[gleaming gale]

You're kinda hardcoded to play loyalists but there's fan expansions for Chaos campaigns with no issue

[rose thorn]

my characters area always freakazoidz with some unresolved mental illness so eh

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/delicious-polish-food-most-delicious-food-in-poland-most-delicious-food-stew-gif-17721373425529075853

Mutation soup

[rose thorn]

sent this to my polish gf

[queen laurel]

How did she react

[rose thorn]

idk yet

i thnk the sylvaneth endless spells literally did not change at all

[queen laurel]

cover up her name and screenshot it and send it to me i wanna see

[arctic talon]

They didn’t

[daring creek]

Is that curry or something

[arctic talon]

Who knows

It’s a stew

[rose thorn]

you know elite... you could have your overgrowth token be your extra trees

[rocky gale]

That is slop

[arctic talon]

With meat in it(probably)

[daring creek]

slop taste good

[rocky gale]

OG definition, Textbook slop

[arctic talon]

Not enough

[rose thorn]

oh yeah something i am confused about, do the trees no longer form rings?

[arctic talon]

No

Which is weird

[solid horizon]

It looks like my water pot after a painting session

[rocky gale]

No that looks much more delicious

[rose thorn]

there must have b een some reason they stopped doing that when testing the battletome

[solid horizon]

I assume you are talking about my water pot

My cat literally drank from it once

It had at least 20 different blends of paint in it

[rose thorn]

WAIT THERE IS STRIKE AND FAID

FADE

ITS ON THE SPITE RIDERS LMAO

[rocky gale]

The water pot is the greatest temptation a painter faces

[arctic talon]

Yeah they moved it to units

[rose thorn]

@arctic talon you can striek and fade spam you just need spiteriders lmao

[arctic talon]

Which is weird

I know

I don’t like it

Lol

[rose thorn]

i lvoe spite riders

so i have zero issue

revenant seekrs seem

bad

[arctic talon]

Unfortunately

[rose thorn]

at least spiteriders seem to be on par to SoG revenant seekers

arch revenant buffing spcifically gossamid archers is stupid

[vital ginkgo]

Who is better between lucius and sigismund in a 1v1 duel?

[rose thorn]

i like gossamid archers i jsut wish the arch revenant buffed

revenants

[arctic talon]

Nowadays Lucius, But he pretty much never tries

Back during the heresy sigismund

[vital ginkgo]

Alright

[rose thorn]

allerielle seems to be a must take option if she isnt like,,, 350 lol

[vital ginkgo]

Is there any loyalist CM in modern times that can match sigismund in his prime?

[rose thorn]

oh nooo i have to buy alerielle all mannnnn

[vital ginkgo]

Or surpass

[arctic talon]

Honor duels are not a huge thing nowadays

They still occur

[celest dome]

There hasn't been need for one in the current narrative

[vital ginkgo]

I mean in a full fight. No rules

[arctic talon]

Prolly fucking Dante lol, he fights dirty(by shooting you in the fucking face with a melta)

[rose thorn]

alerielle belthanos teleport him literally anywhereo nt eh map lol

[arctic talon]

Like

Sigismund didn’t carry a pistol around

[lament shoal]

Y’all know what day it is

[arctic talon]

Bcs the expectation among marines killing each other in a duel

[vital ginkgo]

Damn that's goofy lol

[arctic talon]

Was you wouldn’t pull a fucking gun

Dante carries a fucking melta pistol around

[rocky gale]

Me

[arctic talon]

And uses it whenever someone tries to block him

[rose thorn]

what hte fuck lmao how does that even happen

[arctic talon]

By just shooting them anywhere

[celest dome]

Also being known as the SM that killed Sigismund with a pistol would have been a kind of bad moniker

[vital ginkgo]

No spoilers but when does he do that? Like what book

[arctic talon]

Hive tyrant, does it in a bunch of codex stuff

He did it as an assault marine with a bolt pistol as well

lol

[vital ginkgo]

Nice

[vital ginkgo]

I'd still take pride in it

[arctic talon]

No one else would

[vital ginkgo]

If siggy doesn't have the brains to also have a gun with him then it's his fault

It's war

[arctic talon]

Oh also

[celest dome]

Chaos gods would probably fast track you to Chaos Spawn road

[arctic talon]

The sw chapter master

Logan grimnir

[storm jungle]

"grimnyr"

bro mixed up his nords

[celest dome]

Grimnar 💀

[gleaming gale]

Wulfar Wolfcloak

[storm jungle]

Sven Badvulf

[gleaming gale]

Now that's a proper Fenris name

[lament shoal]

Mods most likely lol

[vital ginkgo]

Nords try not to be a furry challenge

[arctic talon]

Also Cato sicarius is a good duelist

lol

[gleaming gale]

Carl

💀

[arctic talon]

What an auto correct

[valid needle]

No

[arctic talon]

lol

[storm jungle]

this is a real name btw

of a chaos space wolf

[vital ginkgo]

ROCK AND STONE

[arctic talon]

Dante could if he was allowed to use his blicky

[vital ginkgo]

FOR CARL

[valid needle]

Doubt it

[gleaming gale]

Bad wolf, I wonder what he is about

[storm jungle]

OH MY GOOOOOOOOD

ITS NOT BADWOLF

ITS WULFBAD

IM GONNA KILL MYSELF

[gleaming gale]

[storm jungle]

Svane Vulfbad was a Renegade Wolf Lord of the Space Wolves Space Marine Chapter and leader of the warband of Heretic Astartes known as the Blood Wolves.

Genuinely crying

this cant be real

[gleaming gale]

Bravo Kojima

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/nick-girl-same-eye-roll-sassy-gif-17493564

[lament shoal]

We’re revoking Dilara’s warhammer license and then killing her afterwards

Unforgivable crime

[valid needle]

Wolf Lord Svane Vulfbad of the Blood Wolves Space Wolves

[vital ginkgo]

Ferrus manus being the primarch of the iron hands while also have iron hands

[rocky gale]

They should have been called the Bad Wolves, instead of the Blood Wolves

[vital ginkgo]

(Ferrus manus means iron hand)

[gleaming gale]

Source?

[lament shoal]

Peak writing

[storm jungle]

i like how much IH fans get mad whe nyou say this

"ERM other primarchs have goofy names too!"

cool

we arent talking about them

lmao

[lament shoal]

HIS IMPERIAL FIST

[rocky gale]

Ferrus Manus means Iron Man

[languid meadow]

like....

[plush mason]

its literally Latin lol

[languid meadow]

3 of them? I think

[gleaming gale]

Wait until you mention his flagship

[languid meadow]

the rest are semi normal

[gleaming gale]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Fist_of_Iron_(battleship)

[vital ginkgo]

Nah uh

[languid meadow]

-# besides the twins

[rocky gale]

Nuh uh

[heady rivet]

I fucking LOVE this setting.

[vital ginkgo]

Yeah huh

I'm right ur wrong

[plush mason]

ofc it is

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/the-simpsons-source

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-coin-flip-call-it-true-gif-8722415756466710272

[plush mason]

its the space wolves, everything has to be about wolves

[vital ginkgo]

How powerful is trazyn in a fight?

[vital ginkgo]

Compared to other things

[heady rivet]

Is he the main character of the book or not?

[lament shoal]

Someone pull up the karnak twins caramelldancen gif

[rocky gale]

I'd clear him low diff

[vital ginkgo]

Probably but that's you

[rocky gale]

Yea

[vital ginkgo]

Not fair

[plush mason]

so yeah his name isnt perfect Latin but thats just how 40k is

[gleaming gale]

I know, I was pulling your leg, my native tongue is a latin language lol

[languid meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1489299719678201856/ezgif-3367b2b92d12b0c8.gif

[heady rivet]

I could take Trazyn

[vital ginkgo]

Why did the admech change their name from mechanicum to mechanicus?

[plush mason]

i mean, same here lol

[languid meadow]

Naming my first born twin (by 1 min) Alpharius and his chud sibling Betarius (born 1 min late)

[vital ginkgo]

Sigmarius

[rose thorn]

wait...

[plush mason]

both grow up hating you

[languid meadow]

Nah

I'm gonna blow my shit smooth off so they'll remember that

quite that shrimple you see

[gleaming gale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1321239273818816512/1457252569004118096/attachment-3.gif

[languid meadow]

gophers aren't real

[plush mason]

https://tenor.com/view/krill-issue-skill-issue-krill-issue-gif-25572478

[languid meadow]

look at that thing

[lament shoal]

Dude is gonna create the irl dexter morgan 💀

[languid meadow]

LMFAO

[rocky gale]

Bro really took that L

[rose thorn]

@arctic talon what does ever green hunt even do now lol

[heady rivet]

I love namelets

[arctic talon]

Idfk lol

[gleaming gale]

Shit Martin makes up for ASOIAF characters

[heady rivet]

TRUE

[rose thorn]

tehy gotta at least add teh archers to it right?

[storm jungle]

me when im born into House Frey 😭

[lament shoal]

Melvin is definitely the least worst option here

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1481104605940023432/1489671885506744492/EscherShoot.gif

[lament shoal]

Cuz at least its a normal name lol

[gleaming gale]

https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Dickon_Manwoody

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

FUCK SAKES GEORGE

[heady rivet]

There's a guy named Rhaegar Frey after prince Rhaegar Targaryen to curry favor with the Targaryens. ||He named his son Robert.||

[rocky gale]

You're a Noble in ASOIAF but you're a Tully so you will be named Elmo. Deal or no deal?

[lament shoal]

Guys can we kill the Atoman nobles

Please

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

[storm jungle]

deal

[languid meadow]

Melvin is the only one I believe here

[storm jungle]

Elmo is legit not taht bad of a name lol

[gleaming gale]

No, that's legit

[languid meadow]

I've met a melvin

odd critter

[storm jungle]

I know thats why its PEAK

[rocky gale]

Fuckin Elmo over here

[heady rivet]

But now you live in the Riverlands. Die.

[storm jungle]

AA-

[storm jungle]

[rocky gale]

Yea being born in the Riverland was the real punishment

[storm jungle]

Walder was playing 1D Chess while we were playing checkers

🧠

[languid meadow]

KILL ALL FREYS RAAAAAAAAH

oops

wrong image

[storm jungle]

we said Freys, NOT WESKER

[gleaming gale]

Fuck you I was about to press enter on that

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-only-closer-like-brothers-squidward-our-heart-beats-as-one-close-friend-gif-17331726

[rocky gale]

Good luck spending the next 20 years keeping the Brackens and the Blackwoods from starting a war every 5 seconds, then after decades of struggling to keep the peace some entirely unrelated war breaks out and decides to take places in the Riverlands.

[storm jungle]

tbh frey tweet would be more like

[storm jungle]

"Yeah also sir uh can I marry one of your daughters to my boys"

[plush mason]

https://tenor.com/view/ps2-planetside-competitive-esports-lanesmash-gif-25231942

[storm jungle]

I had no idea how shit the riverlands were before i watched a lore video

and it was just

"Literally any major conflict will effect you because you are in the middle of everything and all your smallfolk/nobility will get beheaded, SA'd and razed."

💀

[gleaming gale]

Riverlands just exists so everyone can sack it in a war, that's it

[heady rivet]

The Riverlands is the Poland of Westeros

[storm jungle]

tbh thats what makes it relaistic

lmao

[rocky gale]

Anytime anyone has beef geography dictates they go through your region

[plush mason]

so yeah literally Poland

[flat nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-life-when-gif-2804793394112120958

[heady rivet]

My favorite ASOIAF fandom trope is Riverlands houses being Prussian-levels of militaristic

[daring creek]

tf is asoiaf

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1481104605940023432/1489671885506744492/EscherShoot.gif

[gleaming gale]

A Song of Ice and Fire (Game of Thrones)

[flat nimbus]

unfinished, among other things

[plush mason]

it will never be finished

[gleaming gale]

"Lend me your strength, Walder Frey, this is 14 years old Robb Stark I'm up against!"

[near wasp]

My knees hurt ;-;

I had to sprint home cause my cat got out

[heady rivet]

"I gotta keep myn ass in the Westerlands or my ass is FINISHED"

[storm jungle]

House Lannister was literally a glorified crew so

[daring creek]

i kinda miss having a laptop

[gleaming gale]

I just fucking love fact checking Tywin glazers

[storm jungle]

tbh thats my favorite bit regarding his character

on the surface he makes an amazing job looking like a genius, Dance's performance extremely elevates this because hes just a great actor

[flat nimbus]

a soprano always pays his debts, unless he doesn’t feel like it

[storm jungle]

in reality Tywin is a fucking moron

"Who cares if Northern Houses get upset? Just fucking kill them at their wedding."

LMAO

[gleaming gale]

People really don't understand what a cultural shock that was for Westeros

He literally broke the most SACRED law

[storm jungle]

yeah it was huge, i think its because they never establish it in the show so people dont really understand it

[heady rivet]

Tywin being the first guy in a LONG time to intentionally wipe out houses is not "Whoa so cool" its that he hopes you can intimidate the entire continent into forgetting he broke every cultural taboo Westeros has

[storm jungle]

its like how in the mel gibson Patriot movie they make the british round up american settlers and burn them in a church

[storm jungle]

if they did some shit like that NO ONE would ever forget it to this day

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

To be fair werent like most Boltons pretty normal after the Starks brought them to heel?

[heady rivet]

Glory to House Bolton

[heady rivet]

No <3

[gleaming gale]

Kinda, Roose's first son, Domeric, was a genuinely nice guy

[storm jungle]

wdym "no" we dont know like most of their House history

[gleaming gale]

so in true George fashion he had Ramsay kill him

[storm jungle]

"george fashion"

you mean basically real life shit

💀

[heady rivet]

Yeah Domeric was the first in a while to be like, really nice

[celest dome]

Didn't like 90% of them die ?

[storm jungle]

I dont think so?

that war was like ancient wasnt it

[near wasp]

Boston massacre

[storm jungle]

yeah where 4 people died

it wasnt even a massacre

[gleaming gale]

Yeah, funniest shit about George's work is that you expect houses to stay intact for 6000 years with no change whatsoever

[storm jungle]

but that kinda proves the point

Tywin is legit a moron

[heady rivet]

All Boltons are ontologically evil except Barba and Domeric

[rancid cove]

Oh this gives me many ideas

[storm jungle]

Şeytan is literally just "devil" in turkish

white devils stealing our shit

[storm jungle]

its kinda why i wish Boltons had more lore

[rancid cove]

[storm jungle]

id love if most of their house histotry had the mjust being "normal but tough" house

[rancid cove]

I think thats just GW trying to make it unique to 40k somehow

[storm jungle]

and not just night lords

lmao

[rancid cove]

THAT WHITE DEVIL SPOKE TURKISH

[near wasp]

5

[storm jungle]

same thing

[near wasp]

But really it just was the sparking point for the revolution cause it got propagandanized so hard

[heady rivet]

This is why you get into fandom, fan roleplay servers, and fan worldbuilding. Like the Brackens being Uber-Catholic Horse Girls is one thing people do a lot

[heady rivet]

Sources tell me he is stable

[gleaming gale]

I will be a Bracken glazer until the day I'm cold in the ground, fuck the Blackwoods

[near wasp]

Can't believe we revolted for 3 percent tax and like a forth my god damn money goes to a stupid government now

America has fallen

[plush mason]

isnt one of her dragons literally just named dogon or something?

[gleaming gale]

Drogon after her husband Drogo, aka not-Genghis Khan

[plush mason]

oh its even worse

Drogon the Dragon

[gleaming gale]

Bravo George

[plush mason]

yes bravo

[gleaming gale]

Turkey mention 🇹🇷 🐺

[celest dome]

That lizard would taste aweful

[plush mason]

why 🐺

[near wasp]

Apparently gator is pretty good

[celest dome]

Oh yea

[gleaming gale]

AWOOOOOOOO 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🐺 🐺 🐺 🐺

[celest dome]

But cooking something without prepping and emptying the whole guts just make the meat taste bad

[near wasp]

It's gutted

Look at the bottom of the rib cage

[gleaming gale]

The turkic foundation myth has it that a she-wolf finds a young boy injured after a battle and nurses him back to health... then he fucks her and she gives birth to the future ruling dynasty

[storm jungle]

House Stark Lore

🗣️

[gleaming gale]

Surprised George didn't name some woman Asena Stark yet

💀

[wary fulcrum]

Turkcrocen?

Alligurkey!

[near wasp]

Turcrocen would need a chicken to be stuffed in the turkey

[plush mason]

so like the myth of Romulous and Remus, just a lot more messed up

[gleaming gale]

Kinda

[near wasp]

My great and mighty Kevin socks will be arriving soon

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/abysmal-dogshit-absolute-cinema-a-guy-gif-7719966734167801090

[storm jungle]

AVENGERS...................

ASSEMBLE.......................

[celest dome]

Dorn with a Power Sword 💀

[sharp pollen]

superhero landing with a flip

[gleaming gale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1488379887914848338/mhrz4b2.gif

[near wasp]

Then dorn gets a powerclaw through his chest and dies in front of all his sons

That'd be gold

[gleaming gale]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KikPJ8gUPQ

[rose thorn]

which empty promise should i have for 40k

GK hopium
GSC hopium
Ynnari Hopium

[gleaming gale]

Ynnari

The others are guaranteed hopium

[rose thorn]

if ynnari gets a release i will get a ynnari army

[celest dome]

Sacrifice the GK, get Ynnari and GSC updates

[rose thorn]

LMAO

GK kit refresh, ill get GKs

we gotta see waht coes first

[storm jungle]

GK has to happen this edition

[near wasp]

[rose thorn]

or they get sent to hell in agents hell

[languid meadow]

GSC fans are just marine fans in the closet with how greedy they are

[gleaming gale]

Truth nuke

[rose thorn]

WE JUST WANT RULES

[near wasp]

Maggie has the greed they talk about in the bible

[opaque coyote]

Everything shall go to the four armed emperor

[rose thorn]

HAVE YOU SEEN GUARD PLAYERS???

[opaque coyote]

Also in general, I think Guard Players are the most greedy

[near wasp]

I saw your name and legit said to my self oh boy here we go xD

[opaque coyote]

GSC is second place though

[rose thorn]

they got 3 MAJOR RELEASE WAVES INA ROW

[gleaming gale]

We're just that good

[languid meadow]

the power of the narrative is strong

[rose thorn]

this is removing space marines from the equation

[opaque coyote]

SM players are kinda unequal

Like some are obviously very greedy

[languid meadow]

I think...

[opaque coyote]

Then we have Grey Knights whi

Haven't had fucking anything in years

[languid meadow]

UM, BT, and Chaos marine players are greedy

also wolves I guess

[rose thorn]

"woah wher ehte fuck is my Tyros Thunderfist 3rd capaitan of the imperial fists!!

[opaque coyote]

Chaos players embody their gods

[rose thorn]

i assure you UM players are just given shit

[opaque coyote]

The excess of Slaanesh

[rose thorn]

they dont aks for it

[languid meadow]

like it could be worse lol

could be uh

[opaque coyote]

UM players basically are just this

[languid meadow]

a fist fan lmfao

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-cry-little-monster-dont-cry-bob-boys-hungry-eat-gif-3824779381532054672

[gleaming gale]

Would be hilarious if they get ABSOLUTELY nothing in 11e, seeing as how they even lost the poster boy status

[near wasp]

Who's the poster boy now

[gleaming gale]

Blood Angels

[rose thorn]

""we got so many one off named character models to keep you feed forever"

[opaque coyote]

"Don't worry little Grey Knight fan. Papa GW's got enough Ultramarine refreshes to last you an entire month!"

[near wasp]

It's so over

[rose thorn]

"lost poste rboy" its literally just for hte armagedon box

[opaque coyote]

UM fans generally also are fans of another thing as a result

[near wasp]

500 worlds

[rose thorn]

the skaventide box had hollowed kngihts then went back to hammers of sigmar

[opaque coyote]

Cause like they're definitely already fulfilled as a UM

[languid meadow]

tbf we mostly call them ultramarine releases is because they're always painted that way but like... 90% of those are just marine stuff

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/500-ciggarettes-gif-11805300176740010737

[languid meadow]

with only the characters being UM

[opaque coyote]

True but like

[rose thorn]

exactly

[opaque coyote]

It's gonna be fucking awkward to have Titus be in Space Wolf colors

[gleaming gale]

Tbf all primaris marines are smurfs with another paint coat

[opaque coyote]

[rose thorn]

they should not be treating all the space marine chapters as their own thing its obseenly horrible for hte games health

[near wasp]

Face the wall guardsman

[languid meadow]

Does...

do the grey knights even have a named model?

hold on

[gleaming gale]

I think Crowe is their last standing one

Draigo got nuked

[near wasp]

Crowe

[rose thorn]

we had liek 3 but were down to 2

well 4

[daring creek]

I mean like isn't the one difference beween each chapter just personality and values

[rose thorn]

and now 2

[languid meadow]

ah yeah crowe and voldus

[opaque coyote]

Also Chaos SMs having like zero anti-tank is hilarious

Because

[rose thorn]

we have voldus

[opaque coyote]

"I sold my soul to the dark gods yet I can't easily destroy this vehicle"

[rose thorn]

and crowe

[opaque coyote]

Is that a fucking Tyranid sword

[rose thorn]

no

[opaque coyote]

No wait

Daemonic

Didn't see the eye

[rose thorn]

its a sword that predates all known chaos gods

[opaque coyote]

Tyranid sword sounds cool af though

[rose thorn]

its bullshit sword

[languid meadow]

I think when GK get their refresh it's gonna be Crowe and like... the purifier squad first

[rose thorn]

it talks to you and tells you tom urder poeple

[opaque coyote]

Like the other bs swords

Got it

[rose thorn]

crowe is already a recent refresh

[rose thorn]

the sword bsaicallyt ells you to commit crimes against yoru fellow man and crowe is the only guy who resists its urge in all of the imperium

[languid meadow]

oh.. OH YEAH HE'S MASSIVE NEXT TO THE REST OF LMFAOOOOO

[gleaming gale]

huh, he has a respectable size scale still

[celest dome]

Isn't that SW dude also using some Deamonic axe ?

[languid meadow]

maybe Voldus, Terminators, and Purifiers

[celest dome]

Did Dilara just swat some bot ?

[rose thorn]

pretty sure he is dead

[languid meadow]

that's my bet on the refreshes as of now

[rose thorn]

damn they killed @gleaming gale ?

/j

[gleaming gale]

Bait used to be believable

[languid meadow]

that's Grimnar

[opaque coyote]

"KILL 7 BILLION PEOPLE"

"No."

"JUST A LITTLE GENOCIDE."

"I told you we only do daemons."

"YOU'RE FUCKING BORING CROWE."

[languid meadow]

he has the axe

💀

[arctic talon]

Yeah voldus was fucking huge when he came out

[rose thorn]

unironically his apperance has him and the sword just be kinda chill now

[rose thorn]

THATS HTE FUCKING AXE WIHT A GREATER DEMON OF KHRONE IN IT?

[gleaming gale]

ye

[arctic talon]

Not inside it

But yes

[opaque coyote]

Where is it?

[rose thorn]

crowe is litearlly teh size of hrtat dreadnought its so funny

[opaque coyote]

The greater daemon

[arctic talon]

It was a daemons weapon

Iirc

[gleaming gale]

Fucking Guillichud is nearly outmatched by a space marine in size

[storm jungle]

Grey Votann?

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[languid meadow]

yeah outside of crowe (he might get like a new pose?) the combat patrol will prob get the fresh

[opaque coyote]

"I am going to get you to murder billions one day!"

"I already did that when I contacted the Inquisitor to exterminatus a planet."

"I meant like with your hands."

"Picky aren't you?"

[languid meadow]

termies and the purifier squad are like base GK

to everyone

[rose thorn]

Consideirng this box ltierally has every kit in GKs except the named character and big guy they are just deperately trying to get rid the last of their stock lol

[opaque coyote]

Generally I like how the GK look

And the general premise

[gleaming gale]

Don't kill off the venerable dreads 🥀

[opaque coyote]

But I don't really find any character there interesting

Like

The UM literally have more interesting characters

[languid meadow]

besides interceptors yeah

[rose thorn]

play HH

[opaque coyote]

It's kinda sad

[languid meadow]

(although they share weapons it's the packs mostly)

[gleaming gale]

They didn't refresh the Castraferrum for it yet

[celest dome]

GK kind of lack stake tbh

[opaque coyote]

Like danger?

[languid meadow]

Oh we'll prob get a pally refresh

[opaque coyote]

Honestly I think what limits them is that they only go after daemons

[opaque coyote]

Like every other SM chapter attacks all types of enemies

[rose thorn]

god lookign at the GK storepage is upsettingly depressing

[opaque coyote]

While GK only goes after daemons

Which is quite limiting

[celest dome]

Most of their stories has them know stuff about Deamons that most people that face deamons don't, so it's not really plot weapons, but it sorta is

[rose thorn]

they have beeng oign after all chaos now tbf

[languid meadow]

it's sad yeah

[gleaming gale]

To be fair they do intervene to other threats if they happen to be around, not just daemons

[arctic talon]

They’ll refresh everything for GK

GK are literally 4 kits

lol

[languid meadow]

we can only pray the dreadknight either gets overhauled or just exploded

[opaque coyote]

Yeah.

Honestly they should have more stories where they don't know what to do

After all Chaos is supposed to have a lot of mystery and unknowns surrounding it.

After all, you think a force called Chaos would have consistent rules?

[gleaming gale]

What, you don't like the baby carrier?

[rose thorn]

i actually dont hate the dreadknight

[languid meadow]

I feel like if they just made the centerpiece armored to hell it would be better

[valid needle]

The furries head stops at guillimans breast. This is usual marine - Primarch size

[arctic talon]

Femcel

[languid meadow]

It's just awkward

[opaque coyote]

Literally would be less silly if they covered like

The actual body

[languid meadow]

ngl

yeah that's what I'm saying