40k-lore-chat

[gleaming gale]

Salamanders are 'kind' but they're not that 'kind' to waste trained troops over a fucking kid, that's just reddit wank

[arctic talon]

also the stodes swords have dif ornamentation on them it would seem

each one

[storm jungle]

I love how it took GW 30 years to give them some grimdark lore and that was just making one of their Companies burn people alive lmao

[lament shoal]

Marines have killed soldiers for less dawg

[storm jungle]

Doesnt matter

kill the Sallies

[daring creek]

Oh, it did mean nothing. kek.

nice

slophammer 40k

[winged silo]

Are custom paint and cosmetics allowed on T'au battlesuits?

[gleaming gale]

Yeah, they literally can paint any camo pattern

based on environment and such

[daring creek]

The only death that I feel bad for is the Deathmark whos probably not getting a reanimation protocol

[gleaming gale]

with like a token piece for their Sept

[arctic talon]

Yes, but not in Parade situations unless you're a commander

[daring creek]

:(

poor dude

[opaque coyote]

Psyker clearly under going daemonic possession

Guardsman raises his pistol to shoot before an Ethereal forces it down

"Wtf are you doing??"

"Dude let me shoot him."

"No? He's probably just undergoing a mental breakdown or something."

"It's NOT JUST THAT. LET ME SHOOT HIM OR OTHERWISE-"

"I CAN FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME. IT IS A GOOD PAIN!"

Warp rifts open as Daemons begin pouring out

"THAT FUCKING HAPPENS YOU STUPID FUCKING BLUE BASTA-"

[gleaming gale]

Another hard-learned lesson for the T'au'va

[heady rivet]

So true. Kill all Xenos bottom text

[opaque coyote]

That must have happened at least once early on in the T'au's career lmao

[gleaming gale]

I mean they slimed the Raven Guard chapter master and thought they killed the Emperor back on Damocles

[opaque coyote]

I think they thought the Emperor was a regional thing.

Like the Ethereal's themselves

Like the Emperor is just a title among multiple humans

[gleaming gale]

It's a running gag for the Tau to be naive of the galaxy at large

[opaque coyote]

Tbf the Tau now mostly got the gist

[lament shoal]

It literally does lol. Y’all are just biased because of the damage memes have done to the chapter. I’m not ignoring or denying the fact that they’re still space marines at the end of the day, but I also don’t think we should be brushing off what makes the chapter unique either

[winged silo]

I actually really like the T'au. A lot. I yearn for the de-Phil Kellyification of the T'au.

[storm jungle]

It literally doesnt. Kill all Salamanders and their entire stupid fanbase.

bro is yapping at me WHILE IM TRYING TO WATCH SOPRANOS

[opaque coyote]

When are you not?

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-gabagool-tony-therapy-gif-26084338

[winged silo]

Does this include me? I like the Black Dragons.

[lament shoal]

Your silly Italian characters are dumb and stinky

Got em

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/furio-giunta-the-sopranos-knock-knock-gif-8251789904410503203

[storm jungle]

Your Salamander characters are dumb and stinky

[lament shoal]

Stealing your gabagool as we speak

[storm jungle]

GETOU-

[lament shoal]

Feeding it to my cats

[gleaming gale]

It's full of fat and nitrates

[winged silo]

GET OUT!

[gleaming gale]

Also you got a bee on your hat

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-hat-bee-dr-gif-23017169

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-fighting-smiling-friends-no-fight-stop-it-stop-arguing-gif-8713281799291953889

[gleaming gale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1489667906068287508/Palatine_Impressed.gif

[opaque coyote]

Although thf

It is funny to imagine some poor bastard

Trying to explain the basics

Of like the Imperium

[gleaming gale]

Longshot also has a dual portrayal of the Tau that's pretty decent

[heady rivet]

They should invent a game thats fun to play

[winged silo]

"I, the noble Ethereal, sentence you to work in the labor camps. I will give you 8 hours of rest, you will receive three meals a day, and you will work 12 hours each day. How long will it take for you to break?"

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/he-is-the-messiah-monty-gif-19570851

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-grabbed-grab-hand-dark-gif-9326241848929200928

[daring creek]

thats like 4 hours of recess

my gosh

i thought theyd work 16 hours a day

[crystal forum]

would legit make an imperial factorum worker cry

[gleaming gale]

Of joy

[opaque coyote]

Ethereal: "What the fuck is that?"

Tech Priest: "That's a Servitor."

Ethereal: "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HIM?"

Tech Priest: "Well firstly we cut off his limbs and replaced it with robot parts."

Ethereal: "Oh my Tau'va..."

Tech Priest: "Then we lobotomized him!"

Ethereal: "WHY IN THE NAME OF YOUR GOD WOULD YOU DO THAT?"

Tech Priest: "Simple! Because I needed a cup holder."

Ethereal: "FUCKING STOP!"

[daring creek]

yeeeeeep

actual dream

Also

what is housing like in the tau empire

[winged silo]

Probably a small apartment, larger depending on your species or the number of individuals in your family.

[arctic talon]

This would make the average Menial cry tears of joy

[daring creek]

[gleaming gale]

But yeah, in Longshot you got a scene where the cadian snipers are forced to hide from a patrol in a ruined factorum, the fire warriors walks through and stops to look at the pens where the workers slept, he finds an aquila made out of wires on the floor, picks it up, stares at it and gently puts it back up on the shelf it fell off from

[daring creek]

Actual heaven

[arctic talon]

16 hours of propaganda split between working and dedicated propaganda period

8 hours of rest

[gleaming gale]

But on the other hand you see how the tau force the converted population to live in crowded slums OUTSIDE their city lol

[daring creek]

thats a dream for some in like

irl

[rancid cove]

jesus this one is brutal

do u have more

[heady rivet]

More...OF?

[opaque coyote]

Probably still an improvement for any human ngl

[daring creek]

allergy meds taken

[opaque coyote]

[rancid cove]

brutal memes like that

[daring creek]

guranteed housing

for work

thats

a deal for some people

12 hours of work, an apartment, 8 hours of sleep

[gleaming gale]

That and even the faithful gue'vesa are just used as meat shields

[rancid cove]

same pose

[daring creek]

12 hours is still miserable

[vagrant fox]

sounds a bit shit, the workers should be chained to their work stations

[heady rivet]

No but have this Night Lords-coded one

[daring creek]

but

[opaque coyote]

"Wow is this the high rise of your hive!"

"No this is the slums. You're supposed to be crying."

[daring creek]

[opaque coyote]

"...damn you guys have a nice place."

"Oh my Tau'va..."

[daring creek]

Actually kind of sad LMFAO

[rancid cove]

i think this is more Dark Angels coded

and i wont elaborate

[winged silo]

They're all schizophrenic anyways.

[daring creek]

Don't the work cast like

eat literal ramen

[opaque coyote]

Yup

[heady rivet]

I JUST REMEMBERED

[daring creek]

That is SUCH a plus

[rancid cove]

The average guardsman discussion to see which enemies they're facing:

[daring creek]

5 star resort

holy shit

[opaque coyote]

Again

Might be a downgrade to like

Nobles

But that's like

1% of the population at best

[daring creek]

exactly

[gleaming gale]

It's funny because they literally label daemons as xenos mercenaries because daemons don't exist

[daring creek]

[opaque coyote]

On a average hive world

[daring creek]

You get a mattress

a shower

clothing even

clean clothing

[heady rivet]

Okay so this is actually not just him this is a decent chunk of the UFO community discourse. I personally know a guy who thinks this. There's a lot of alleged stories of prayer REPELLING them lole

[rancid cove]

They DO exist but they label daemons as xenos because propaganda

[opaque coyote]

Like low-key the funniest part is that the T'au's worst conditions is an objective upgrade to the average Imperial citizen

[daring creek]

[gleaming gale]

I mean for the average imperial and the church

[heady rivet]

[daring creek]

Unidentified flying objects are indeed, real.

[gleaming gale]

Learning that the dudes the Emperor exterminated 10k years ago are still a thing are kinda shattering for the average joe

[winged silo]

I can turn myself into one if I have a cannon big enough.

[daring creek]

I strongly dislike the use of church language in our government!!!!!!!!

[opaque coyote]

"Zipzap wtf is that human doing?"

"Idk but it looks weird."

"It's probably some mating ritual.."

"Ah hell nah I ain't getting my head humped by a human we're going away!"

[rancid cove]

Rules for thee but not for me

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1481104605940023432/1489671885506744492/EscherShoot.gif

[gleaming gale]

Bogos binted?

[heady rivet]

Dont remind me

[rancid cove]

what...?

[gleaming gale]

👽

[heady rivet]

Binted.

[opaque coyote]

Glorping by

[rancid cove]

The ending was great you're just seething, chud

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-outer-space-gif-988837663270596515

[heady rivet]

Bait used to be believable

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/bogos-binted-photos-printed-vorp-what-hey-just-wondering-if-you-got-your-photos-printed-gif-10540047482318194748

[daring creek]

idk what to do today

[nocturne crest]

Should we get a loyalist primarch that has wheels for feet.

[winged silo]

Genestealer cults.

[heady rivet]

Phineas before he sees some shenanigan

[timid pasture]

Phineas before he Did some bullshit

[timid pasture]

This made me laugh

[daring creek]

I'm just sitting down enjoying music

[gleaming gale]

But it was RIGHT THERE

[rancid cove]

[heady rivet]

You owe me 20 bucks

[timid pasture]

You will never be troy

[heady rivet]

Who

The City of?

[timid pasture]

Bro didn’t get the kay and peele reference

[daring creek]

no youtube slop today, yay.

[timid pasture]

Thats cool, Watchu listen to

[heady rivet]

Your experiences are not universal

[rancid cove]

I liked this artist before being reminded theyre a chud

[timid pasture]

https://youtu.be/k1tsGGz-Qw0?si=UEBtXsqKidwJmFHI Watch ts

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/master-chief-halo-gif-19708763

[daring creek]

holyfuck helltaker art style

[timid pasture]

Helltsker artstykr is cool

Artystyle

[nocturne crest]

But can the Space Marine do the gritty:

[rancid cove]

[timid pasture]

Ultramarines be doing too much sometimes

[nocturne crest]

https://tenor.com/view/master-chief-get-griddy-fortnite-right-foot-creep-gif-26611033

[rancid cove]

Not yet

[timid pasture]

Like we get it you’re Román

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/griddy-gif-gif-25339935

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/true-space-king-gif-13195942702287124806

[crystal forum]

space king 🤮

[daring creek]

wtf even is this dance

[rancid cove]

ok this is probably the only space king meme ive ever liked

only thing space king related i ever liked

[daring creek]

i like space king

[nocturne crest]

No clue.

[daring creek]

its funny

[rose thorn]

I hope black legion do something soon in lore

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/space-king-spaceking-coagulators-bepositive-positive-gif-14154403909988337960

[winged silo]

It just made me uncomfortable.

[daring creek]

I don't like that helldivers fans got anywhere close to it

[rose thorn]

Oh hey it’s that chud that warhammer rip off

[rancid cove]

the creators of the show think like their chud fanbase anyways

so

bleeh

[crystal forum]

the griddy

[rancid cove]

they are getting massacred on the perturabo cidatel apparently

theres that

[arctic talon]

that dude is 2nd company 💀

[nocturne crest]

I thought it was the gritty?

[rose thorn]

He’s a horrid guy

[rancid cove]

its supposed to be a meme

[arctic talon]

They're fighting Peter Turbo

[rose thorn]

Lmao why

[gleaming gale]

Iron Warriors sweep 🗣️

[crystal forum]

does it even matter

[heady rivet]

Embarassing. Goodbye forever

[crystal forum]

southern shit

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1481104605940023432/1489671885506744492/EscherShoot.gif

[rancid cove]

chaos infighting

[solid horizon]

but whyyyyyyyyyyy

[arctic talon]

Abbadon does not want the profane ritual Perturabo is doing to go through

is all we know

But Perturabo is planning something fucking huge

lol

[crystal forum]

taking agripinna

[gleaming gale]

He had an epiphany to siege the entire galaxy at once

[nocturne crest]

What dance moves do you want a space marine to do?

[daring creek]

__I know how to do this now, nice. __

[solid horizon]

man black legion used to be my first ever chaos army and now I play iron warriors

idk what to think of that

[rose thorn]

Ah

[arctic talon]

Agripinna is unrelated to his goals

lol

The dude is doing that shit on his own

[gleaming gale]

Let him cook

[rose thorn]

Maybe my goat Haarken stops it

[arctic talon]

Peter Turbo's plans are requiring galaxy wide chaos rituals to do his "Infinite Citadel"

shit lol

Any iron warrior properly loyal to him and not busy with their own shit is helping him

[nocturne crest]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-dance-gif-26573657

[gleaming gale]

Inb4 he pulls Medrengard into realspace like the fucking Death Star

[arctic talon]

Honestly he fucking might

[rose thorn]

At least we know it’s gonna fail

[crystal forum]

and then dorn will appear and stop him then nothing will happen

[arctic talon]

we don't even know if it will fail or not

also Dorn's not next

why the fuck do people think he's next

Sales say you're all wrong™

[crystal forum]

if he's next im laughing at you

[arctic talon]

It will be Russ

[nocturne crest]

It's like Batman.

[crystal forum]

you dont know either chud

[rose thorn]

It will literally ge Russ

[arctic talon]

no

[nocturne crest]

You expect the Joker to turn up at some point.

[arctic talon]

we literally know off of sales lol

[rose thorn]

The SW codex basically confirms it

[arctic talon]

^

[crystal forum]

we will see

[lament shoal]

No its gonna be 100 harlequins

[rose thorn]

Do you think Russ will get wolves

[arctic talon]

birbs

[crystal forum]

he'll come back as a wolf

[arctic talon]

tbh Perturabo's plan is prolly going to stall out

[heady rivet]

Another day in Lore Chat where Jay just says shit and is wrong

[gleaming gale]

He's gonna be a werewolf chud

[heady rivet]

[arctic talon]

due to chaos infighting lol

he's already facing heavy resistance from literally everything

[winged silo]

He'll be washed.

[arctic talon]

Because turns out people do not like a giant ritual being performed on their planet and having them torn apart for resources lol

including other chaos followers

[rose thorn]

I really doubt perturabo is gonna get a 40K release

[solid horizon]

nooo pls peteeeeer dont kill my black legion dudes pls pls

[arctic talon]

He'll get one like

later

[rose thorn]

Yeah

[arctic talon]

next edition

earliest

we dunno what GW's new schedule is gona be for chaos primarchs

[gleaming gale]

Petah, the Fists are here

[crystal forum]

like a model?

[rose thorn]

I think it will be at least 3 editions

[arctic talon]

bcs it was one per edition for the God aligned ones

Tbh the LSM primarchs are on a 2 edition cycle

[winged silo]

Everyone arguing about who's gonna do what while Alpharius and Omegon have just been doing this for the past 10K years.

[gleaming gale]

Lorgar is also heavily hinted to show up so yeah

[crystal forum]

lorgar doing shit for once would be neat

[arctic talon]

Lorgar has been heavily hinted at since 8e lmao

He has been doing shit

read the codex™

or don't

[crystal forum]

nah

[arctic talon]

but he's been carving out his new faith™ and a chaos empire for the Word Bearers

lol

[gleaming gale]

Alpharius is dead tho

[solid horizon]

word bearers have always been doing a lot of stuff

[rose thorn]

WBs have been doing alot lately

[arctic talon]

Also he appears as a giant fucking glowing golden man wreathed in fire

I'm not joking

[solid horizon]

they're like the 2nd most popular non aligned CSM group

[arctic talon]

He's also the only daemon primarch we got

who doesn't have wings

in any of his depictions

he has flown

[crystal forum]

subtext is for cowards

[arctic talon]

but no wings(yet)

[arctic talon]

Truth nuke

[gleaming gale]

Peter Turbo?

[arctic talon]

Turbo has wings

in his novel apperances

[gleaming gale]

Bruh

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[solid horizon]

what if it was plane wings

[arctic talon]

lol

[gleaming gale]

Starscream

[winged silo]

He may. He may not.

[rose thorn]

I think BL needs like 2 more named character releases

[winged silo]

Whose to say whose right?

[arctic talon]

Alpharius is literally dead

[gleaming gale]

IIRC the author confirmed it's Alpharius that gets killed by Dorn lol

[arctic talon]

we literally see omegon say he died

[gleaming gale]

Omegon is still at large

[arctic talon]

we saw him get his fucking skull sawed open

Alpharius is dead as fuck

Omegon is alive

[crystal forum]

alpha legion fans coping

[arctic talon]

also yeah Word of God says Alpharius is dead

the Alpha Legion in universe that were present at that battle say he is dead

Alpharius is fucking dead lol

[rose thorn]

Sorry I forgot do you mean omegon taking Alpharius name or the original Alpharius

[arctic talon]

Original Alpharius

[gleaming gale]

This is a lie

[arctic talon]

who got his head sawn in half

[rose thorn]

Oh shit wow

[crystal forum]

that was a lie

[arctic talon]

Like he literally had his fucking head sawn open

by Dorn

[winged silo]

Omegon is still doing something.

[arctic talon]

and he fucking blew up

[solid horizon]

isnt alpharius and omegon the same person but different bodies

[arctic talon]

no

Same soul split in 2

2 dif bodies 2 dif minds

2 dif personalities

[rose thorn]

This was the Terra one right?

[arctic talon]

Yes

Alpharius was ironically the more aggresive one

[arctic talon]

but yeah Omegon fucks off after Alpharius dies

and we dunno what happens to him

the record he died to Guilliman is literally false

and was made by an Alpha legion plant

lol

[rose thorn]

Probably not mentally well

[crystal forum]

he deserves it

[nocturne crest]

Is there any characters in 40k that have a Pompadour?

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[gleaming gale]

Was it Omegon or Alpharius that had a run in with the Slaugth?

[arctic talon]

its called Necromunda

[solid horizon]

yes

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/mao-zedong-hello-chat-mao-gif-22461031

[rose thorn]

Omegon

[arctic talon]

Both

[gleaming gale]

Explains a lot about his upbringing lol

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-chat-mao-goodbye-chat-gif-22718979

[arctic talon]

Omegon was the one who fought way more of them

lol

but Alpharius killed a few

[gleaming gale]

Slaugth are masters of infiltration and manipulation

[winged silo]

https://tenor.com/view/durr-jrool-drool-stupid-stupid-drool-emoji-what-gif-8576857141305916613

[crystal forum]

so good at hiding that they barely appear in lore

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/deng-xiaoping-deng-xiaoping-ultra-ultroids-gif-20933421

[gleaming gale]

Play the TTRPGs nerd

[crystal forum]

nah

[arctic talon]

Slaugth show up in Imperium Maledictum

[rose thorn]

(And necromunda)

[arctic talon]

Peakmunda

[gleaming gale]

Do they? I recall them only in Dark Heresy and Only War

[winged silo]

I actually wanna play one of the 40k TTRPGs, they seem really fun.

[crystal forum]

remember when rogue trader had a vote for species that would appear in the DLC and the slaugh were in the list

imagine if that happened

[heady rivet]

Which one has your eye?

[rose thorn]

I want a haarken book so bad

[wary fulcrum]

Might have their rifle innit?

[arctic talon]

they're mentioned in the inqusition supplement as something.

also the GM guide for it has stuff on running them

[winged silo]

Idk, I'm still looking. I might do something in the Horus Heresy, because I wanna be a loyalist Iron Warriors Techmarine.

[arctic talon]

now granted it has no statblocks

[rose thorn]

Yeee, I think they get a mention of being on the planet but somehow cold traders have their rifles in heaps lol

[arctic talon]

so 💀

[gleaming gale]

I'm running my current campaign on literal scraps for xenos lore, the Yu'Vath lmao

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/skarbrand-warhammer-total-war-kick-gif-24886820

[arctic talon]

brother why them

[rose thorn]

Everything I like in 40K gets abandoned by gw lmao

GSC, GKs, Ynnari

Haarken

[solid horizon]

you dont say

[rose thorn]

Haarken is just chillin tbf

[gleaming gale]

They were a pretty funny choice for ancient aliens under a hive manipulating the people's dreams to force a warp storm

[languid meadow]

"GSC"
who invited YOU

[arctic talon]

GSC are not abandoned what

[languid meadow]

trying to sneak that in there

[heady rivet]

GSC abandoned

Your heart is full of avarice

[arctic talon]

"abandoned" literally one of the major factions sold

[rose thorn]

That was bait dw

[gleaming gale]

And you know, aliens underground that are not necrons

[arctic talon]

💀

[winged silo]

Don't you Skarbrand gif me.

[languid meadow]

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[arctic talon]

good taste

[languid meadow]

YOUR GREED IS SICKENING

[rose thorn]

IT WAS BAIT

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/skarbrand-warhammer-total-war-kick-gif-24886820

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-spongebob-spongebob-ice-cream-truck-spongebon-crashed-spongebob-hold-on-gif-10436656614678318733

[gleaming gale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1489667906068287508/Palatine_Impressed.gif

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1481104605940023432/1489671885506744492/EscherShoot.gif

[heady rivet]

Getting the mileage

[arctic talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/209843216227368962/1489269755826409572/FB_IMG_1775133919989.jpg?ex=69d11f8b&is=69cfce0b&hm=5661c5007c5e03cb737a159a05677adf5e168d38a464816e006b3ce4bd6bfd21&

[winged silo]

What do you have against Techmarines? Or Iron Warriors? Or loyalists from traitor chapters?

[gleaming gale]

Running bounties for Helmawr at this rate

[arctic talon]

bros gona become a hired gun

[gleaming gale]

Kal Jerico who

[rose thorn]

They need to just make a keyword to say a unit can’t go in a transport ever on god

[heady rivet]

Just Astartes in the TTRPGs are boring tbh

[rose thorn]

“Hulking” or what ever

[winged silo]

Aight then. Sickly pyromancy Psyker.

[rose thorn]

Remember the infinite rhino in agents

[arctic talon]

Marine only TTRPGs are usually kind of awkward as fuck

lol

because no like

Social encounters really

unless you count interparty shittalking and violence

lol

[heady rivet]

Brother if you LOVE rolling dice

[gleaming gale]

Deathwatch is fucking boring outside slaughtering a morbillion cultists

[arctic talon]

Yeah if you wana just kill shit

play Deathwatch

lol

Puzzles and Killshit

[heady rivet]

And you can get only so much mileage out of "Whoa, our chapters are different and we're both in Deathwatch!"

[arctic talon]

should be the Deathwatch TTRPGs like tagline

[arctic talon]

FUCK YOU DIE

I mandated everyone in a Deathwatch campaign I ran had to pick a badab chapter

and absolutely hate each other

thats how you do a marine campaign

[gleaming gale]

Salamanders and Marines Malevolent kill team

[heady rivet]

Kills a Genestealer with you
We are now brothers for LIFE

[vagrant fox]

It's a bit of a shame, when I've done social encounters in Deathwatch games they have been fun

[arctic talon]

nah

[rose thorn]

Crazy y’all don’t argue GK being abandoned lol

[vagrant fox]

but it's very rare

[arctic talon]

They tired to fucking kill each other

[arctic talon]

All 5e plastic moment

an upgrade sprue

[rose thorn]

AAHSVAHDVAHSVAHAHAHHAAH

[arctic talon]

They're not abandoned rules wise

[rose thorn]

It’s HORRID LMAO

[arctic talon]

but it sure feels abandoned mini wise

[gleaming gale]

Baby carrier is new tho

[heady rivet]

Exception: Black Crusade BTFOs because heretics are silly

[arctic talon]

Black Crusade is sillier

because you can do more insane shit

[heady rivet]

But loyalist Astartes are kinda lame

[vagrant fox]

The Only Astartes conversion that makes Deathwatch 2e remedies a lot but it's broken as hell

[heady rivet]

For TTRPGs

[rose thorn]

No it literally ain’t

[arctic talon]

anyways Maledictum is fun because I can run the Inquisitorial equivalent to the Z team

which is fucking hilarious

[gleaming gale]

I find it hilarious they announced a Horus Heresy TTRPG 2 years ago and nothing ever came out

[rose thorn]

It’s from 5th

[arctic talon]

The shittiest operatives the Inqusitor has

lol

[heady rivet]

TTRPGs are just like that

[arctic talon]

yeah

They announced the Night City Source book for RED in fucking 2021

Its coming out this summer

[gleaming gale]

I ported my Only War party to Imperium Maledictum, guardsmen running clandestine missions in a hive AIN'T it

[heady rivet]

Question, whats the difference for Maledictum and W&G because I am still living in Dark Heresy and Rogue Trader

[arctic talon]

Look all I'm saying is letting my party really play up how much of a disaster of a human being they ar

[arctic talon]

Maledictum is d100 and basicially Dark heresy 3

lol

Wrath and Glory is D6 dice pool

and has very fixed classes

[gleaming gale]

Real shit where a ganger with a pipe instakills you or power trip

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/kots-straal-spugen-vomit-puke-gif-14891152

[arctic talon]

Also yeah Maledictum is where 3 gangers with pipes and stub pistols can kill 3 PCs

lol

[heady rivet]

Return to formula...

Alright maybe I should pick up Maledictum

Tell me about the sourcebooks it got

[arctic talon]

Maledictum is more lethal at low levels but about the same levels of lethality at higher ones

[gleaming gale]

I'm having extremely bad luck on getting my players killed in combat, all their 3 deaths were friendly fire or self fuck ups

[arctic talon]

Base Rulebook
some campaign ones

Inqusitorial GM/Player Guide
Adeptus Mechanicus GM/Player Guide(heretek stuff in the GM one)

[arctic talon]

I had one of my players lose her arm + an eye in the first combat ever lmao

she did beat a heretek to death with her own arm though

so works out

[vagrant fox]

One day I will play IM I was promised this

[gleaming gale]

Party's medic got fucking cinematic'd by a ganger

[arctic talon]

LOL

[gleaming gale]

Dude sliced all her 5 fingers off and with a 2nd attack cut the stump off with his shitty knife

[arctic talon]

LOL

[heady rivet]

My group is wrapping up a campaign to put on pause and the timeslot is opening but I dont know if I want to let a friend run CoC or force these fools to investigate my mysteries in Dark Heresy

[arctic talon]

my Maledictum players consist of

a Biologis tech adept with rampant kleptomania and an obsession with Halo Devices
A delusional ganger who thinks they're destined to become the head of a Rogue Trader Dynsaty
The sector's second most mentally unwell SoB novitiate
A psyker who can't stop hitting the bottle whenever she gets slightly annoyed.

Inqusitors fucking Z team lol

[heady rivet]

Second most

[gleaming gale]

Back in Only War the psyker straight up got Perils on his first fucking roll and kept going up until he summoned a bloodletter in front of like an entire cadian company

[arctic talon]

Look she's only the second most because she hasn't torn out someones throat with her teeth yet

[heady rivet]

Yet

[heady rivet]

Based

Fuck Cadians

[arctic talon]

LOL

[heady rivet]

AHHHHH I JUST REMEMBERED I FORGOT TO RECOVER ONLY WAR FUUUUUCK

[gleaming gale]

Yeah, literal next turn he got domed by the commissar

[heady rivet]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/GxdjtDdWIAA19YB.gif

WHY DIDNT I BACK EVERYTHING UP

In one Dark Heresy test game I ran once

[crystal forum]

womp womp

[heady rivet]

The Arbitrator ripped a blast door off its hinges because he didnt have a shield

He regretted this when he realized the hinges kept it from crushing him

[arctic talon]

anyways their first mission did go great, except for the Novitate player having her character lose an arm and eye

[gleaming gale]

Maul behaviour

[arctic talon]

Also the tech priest stole like, 10 scalpels from an underhive clinic

[gleaming gale]

Mysterious are the ways of the Omnissiah

[heady rivet]

Then another player described trying to slip into the crowd "Unnoticed" when he was stepping off a landing pad that hadnt been used in decades and just stood there as the entire crowd backed up and stared at him

[heady rivet]

His aura farm was ruined

[arctic talon]

He said he was collecting the tithe and I just had the clinic workers try to force him out of the surgery rooms

While the rest of the party where questioning the like doctors

[heady rivet]

LOLE

Aw fuck maybe I will steal the timeslot

[arctic talon]

I'm so happy that my players complied with the "make them absolute failures"

its a blast

[gleaming gale]

Oh yeah, also had an operator who was bleeding out with no FPs left, commissar PC tried to give her the Emperor's Mercy but without wasting a bolt shell, dude tried to strangle her and kept fucking up his rolls for minutes straight as the rest of the guardsmen just stared

[arctic talon]

oh my fucking god LOL

[heady rivet]

Jesus fucking christ

WAIT I can pivot this

get this

[sacred ginkgo]

Did they not have a knife

[heady rivet]

That Valkyria Chronicles game I shilled. Some lad on /tg/ was 50% done converting Only War into a TTRPG for it

[gleaming gale]

I did not dare interrupt the commissar's wisdom he wanted to part to the company

[arctic talon]

ah the beauties of the underhive

[gleaming gale]

Easy to say he has 2 players wanting to frag him on the first occasion presently

[arctic talon]

recreational giant rat racing

[crystal forum]

admech fans still coping

[gleaming gale]

Administratum sweep

[languid meadow]

Transonic weapons were datamined so we have one thing to latch on to and never let go

the cope resumes

[crystal forum]

people shitting on an update because it didn't correspond to their imagination is still wild to me

[rose thorn]

Is olden demon chudding out lmao

[languid meadow]

I do nae care for expeditions ngl I just want more actual missions

we were spoiled by the trench mission

[crystal forum]

im talking about when hive scum arrived

[languid meadow]

oh yeah

scum is still boring asf tbh but at least it's funish

(without spamming toxin)

[heady rivet]

Like it got decently far before it was abandoned

[languid meadow]

toxin builds are boring as fuckkkkk

[arctic talon]

the macharian sector IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE I HATE IT

[lament shoal]

HIVE SCUM MENTIONED💯 I FUCKING LOVE GANG VIOLENCE 🗣️🔥

[gleaming gale]

Doesn't hold a candle to Calixis

[heady rivet]

Do these TTRPGs also have their own Guard and Astartes blorbos?

[arctic talon]

It’s a lot more normal tbh

And less shit

[gleaming gale]

Astartes don't have a stat bloc because there is absolutely no way you survive one as a party

[arctic talon]

No marine blorbos yet, guard blorbos yes

[gleaming gale]

That's kinda the scaling

There's fan made stuff tho

[arctic talon]

They have the Paleon Long Tooths

tbh they put a fucking Wraithguard in the Inqusition GM guide

as a "TPK machine"

in essence lol

[heady rivet]

Are they even a tenth as cool as the Fusiliers?

[gleaming gale]

Nah

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/vergil675-gif-2877674803769001259

[arctic talon]

They come from a planet with 5 "great houses" that are constantly trying to kill each other politically

they have a rotational planetary govenor system

Also the planet is famous for Rejuvenat treatments

made from a native thing

[gleaming gale]

But there is a funny blurb that they garrisoned a valhallan regiment on a volcanic world and those dudes are straight up not having it

[arctic talon]

Paleon’s wealth lies in the unique products of its lethal ecosystem. Most prized among these is the hulvasa berry, a vital ingredient in rejuvenat serums capable of dramatically extending human lifespan. The cervarch root can heal flesh almost instantaneously, though its use is agonising and often fatal.

[arctic talon]

not really tbh, but they're fun

I'm waiting for more on them

[rancid cove]

I often forget how big sectors are

[heady rivet]

A sector is as big as it can handle being called one sector basically

[gleaming gale]

I hope Dark Heresy the vidya comes with a map like this for Calixis so I can steal it for the TTRPG

[arctic talon]

but yeah there's like 3 regiments

that get actual lore in the macharian sector

They're neat but not super indepth(yet)

[heady rivet]

I LOVE the Alpha. It has a dedicated menu for the schizophrenia wall

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-day-gif-18564553

[gleaming gale]

Real shit?

[languid meadow]

someone will make one from the in game map most likely like they did for the Koronus expanse

[heady rivet]

Literally yes. I can get a screencap, but that spoils the whole Alpha

[gleaming gale]

GOTY

[heady rivet]

Just saying before I do

[languid meadow]

I didn't even know orks were in this fucking game

[gleaming gale]

Yeah, it's hinted the 2nd upcoming DLC for Rogue Trader will have em

[heady rivet]

You can move everything too btw

Like every clue and connection

[arctic talon]

tbh its the fucking procession of the damned lol

if there's not Orks and rak'gol

I will be sorely disapointed

I can skip out on hollow men

but not those 2 lol

[heady rivet]

A DECENT amount is spent staring at this and thinking "Fuuuuck, what does it all MEAN?"

[arctic talon]

deranged conpsiracy wall

[heady rivet]

Its so peak

[languid meadow]

everytime I see "rak'gol" I think of the star wars one lol

[gleaming gale]

INQUISITION GAMING

[languid meadow]

I can't wait for this game and the expanse one

two of my most anticipated games

[heady rivet]

There's another genuinely great sequence where you have to use a bunch of clues to form a hypothesis on what happened in a quarry. This Alpha really makes you feel like an investigator. Its great

[rose thorn]

i hope bear eater gets a model this or next edition of aos

https://ageofsigmar.lexicanum.com/wiki/Hamilcar_Bear-Eater

HE IS A KNIGHT QUESTOR NOW??/

LMAOW HAT HAPPENED

[storm jungle]

he aura'd up in the world

and ate out the right people prob

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/egirldahyun-dayeonfan-gif-8706728142061726049

[storm jungle]

Quiet down Mundaphile

[heady rivet]

Speaking of philias and Munda how'd the review hit

Also VINIDCATED because the opening of the Van Saar fic mentions the events of the Malstrain

I would have been LOST

[rose thorn]

listening to people talk about their 40k army stratgies and stuff then comparing it to how gsc talk about army strateges is obseenly depressing

[heady rivet]

Elaborate

[rose thorn]

when gsc had complicated rules you basically could play every model in liek 3 different ways, but now you basically use all of your units the exact same way. Listening to poeple making their tau armies talking about their reasoning behind every weapon decision and how 1 unit can be used in about 4 different ways lmao

its hard to explain

"oh yeah my crisis suits, using the auxilary detachemnt, will carry super heavy weapons since the kroot iwll be suicide diving for them"

[storm jungle]

Ayyyy, that's very cool! It's always weird seeing my stuff creeping further afield into the broader community but very rewarding to see it being recieved well

I am curious how they came across it though, since they seem to have been aware of it prior to reading if the @ message is accurate, let him know I'm really happy he enjoyed the fics, and that everything worked out lorewise - I do put a lot of effort into keeping things as canon-accurate as I can and it's nice for that to be noticed! I'm gonna drabble about with a possible third chapter to the Van Saar fic, someone requested a continuation and I got a few more ideas there as well

[rose thorn]

every gsc list now is a jail list because uh, thats like, all gsc does now

[heady rivet]

Well Dilara, DID you share how I "came across" it?

That being said I can see myself unironically reading a SFW Munda fic from this person

[rose thorn]

"you have the fast jailers, the tanky jailers, the many (bad) jailers"

[storm jungle]

yeah lol

[rose thorn]

what army codexes do we hope gets a complete rewrite this edition?

next edition

11th

i know gsc wasnt hte only faction who ddint like their rules lol

[vagrant fox]

Of course Space Marines suffer so terribly, Legion of the Damned haven't had a codex since 6th, Flesh Tearers since 7th, that one Iron Hands clan since around the same time

[rose thorn]

[rocky gale]

Sororitas

Sisters rules suck

[rose thorn]

oh yeah they got reused eldar rules didnt they

[rocky gale]

and have all edition

[vagrant fox]

Jokes aside, there was an Inquisition codex around 6th(?) that I'd maybe like to see another look at. Not that it necessarily fits much now

[rose thorn]

imperial agents rewrite would be nice

[hallow saddle]

custodes dont seem to have a great codex

[rose thorn]

heard custodies fans are scared their armies is getting sent to HH lol

[hallow saddle]

chaos i really enjoy but im a bit bored of dark pacts

[rose thorn]

tbf gsc fans are scared of getting fused with nids

[rocky gale]

Like the only serious anti vehicle Sisters have is the melee attacks on the Paragon Warsuits and the Penitent Engines, they've no actually good ranged anti vehicle

[rose thorn]

i had heard the detachments carried the rule

[rose thorn]

wait dont tisters have meltas

[opaque coyote]

Disco Elysium

[rocky gale]

Meltas suck in 10th edition

They're an anti heavy infantry weapon now, rather than anti vehicle

[rose thorn]

lmao wtf

that - why

[opaque coyote]

Man I'm glad that this is fictional

[hallow saddle]

yeah some detatchments change it but its the overall army rule

plus i always play creations of bile cause fabius is always on the table

[rose thorn]

i cant belive 1 page rules caused the geniune worst part of modern 40k, quite funny

"oh that one page rules thing is doign popular lets make all of our factions only have 1 army rule lol

tsome factions like guard "only have 1 rule" and some got .5 rules and others had to get rewritten

[rocky gale]

Like Retributors are our Heavy Weapons squad and their Multi Melta's are Strength 9, when pretty much every vehicle is Toughness 10 or more

[rose thorn]

[rocky gale]

Like if I face Votann and they've got a Hekaton I'm basically just throwing rocks at it

and then the main aspect of their army rule is dieing

[rose thorn]

Heard drukhari army rule ain’t great

[rocky gale]

You want your units to die so you get more miracle dice, so you basically just throw a bunch of Sisters at the enemy just to generate miracle dice

[rocky gale]

They improved it

[rose thorn]

Fixed or reworked?

[rocky gale]

The detachment they launched with was awful, so the moment we got a second detachment that resolved most of the issues

and the army rule got reworked

[rose thorn]

Lmao

[rocky gale]

Think the original Detachment got reworked as well when the Codex released but still no one uses it

Because it's still not great

[arctic talon]

GSC, Admech, Tyranids, Grey Knights are the armies that need the most work

[rocky gale]

Drukhari are in a pretty alright place ruleswise

[arctic talon]

Drukhari needs some work

but its not as severe as those 4

in terms of bandaid fixes

[rocky gale]

Sisters are far more in need of work than Drukhari

[arctic talon]

GSC, Admech, Nids and GK are literally held together with ductape and meth rn

oh yeah SoB need buffs across the board prolly

their army rule is fine

but the lack of proper AT is uh

bad

[rocky gale]

Ehh

Their army rule is ass

[rose thorn]

oh yeah didnt admech killteams rules become their amry rule

[arctic talon]

Their army rule is what they've had

the whole time

[rocky gale]

No they made it worse

[arctic talon]

Their army rule was your guns get heavy or your guns get assault

lol

which got buffed a comical ammount

via meth

anyways SoB don't need a full rewrite

just buffs

I'd say Drukhari deserve their old army rules back

GK lack any sort of native AT bcs they lost daemonhammers

[civic gale]

heyo

[arctic talon]

GSC's a mess

[rocky gale]

But when they buff SoB they become OP and then they get nerfed again and become unplayable.

[arctic talon]

Such goes the cycle

lol

Admech is also a mess bcs their current army rule got 3 dif rounds of bandaid fixes to make their weapons not worthless

Nids are a mess statsheet wise

everything is very understated offensively

GSC lacks any sort of offensive punch as well

they nerfed mining lasers(???)

and a lot of their melee options

also marines should prolly get their army rule reverted to Combat Doctrines lmao

Oath of the Moment is insanely unhealthy

[jade holly]

Necrons stay winning though

[arctic talon]

Necrons deserve to have their codex fucking obliterated for the atrocities its commited this edition lmao

they literally never got any serious nerfs to reign in their power

when every other top 5 factions this edition had their knees bashed in

[jade holly]

Lore accurate on tabletop

Don’t see nothing wrong with that

[arctic talon]

[jade holly]

[arctic talon]

brother their army lists are the opposite of lore accurate lmao

no necron army in universe is running 4 fucking C'tan out at the same time lol

[jade holly]

Not with that attitude

[arctic talon]

yes with that attitude

Necrons are like extremely unfluffy playstyle wise rn lol

[vital ginkgo]

What are typhus, kharn, lucius and ahriman doing now?

And where are they?

[rose thorn]

procrastinates working on my presentation for like 2 days

finally works on it

barely takes 2.5 hours

[sacred ginkgo]

The Experience™

[heady rivet]

@arctic talon

Ah, tornado warning

[vagrant fox]

Very american of you

[heady rivet]

Divine retribution for making a meme about Delaque

[civic gale]

wait

is it true the chapter master of the IF scolded a black templar for killing longshanks?

[storm jungle]

dunno first time im hearing it

[civic gale]

apperantly it was in "the beast arises: throneworld"

[vagrant fox]

Sounds like it might be from the beast books

yeah

[civic gale]

yeup

wait

is that a series of books dedicated to abhumans???????

[storm jungle]

Yeah soudns about right

[storm jungle]

no lol

[civic gale]

FAHHH

i like abhumans 👉 👈

[vagrant fox]

Not really it's just a short section where BT sees abhumans and kills them instantly

[storm jungle]

Yeah which is pretty in character

[civic gale]

gotcha

[vagrant fox]

IF gets mad when he hears the BT killed humans and then loses his temper immediately when he hears it was abhumans but tells the BT to cut it out and only kill if he approves of it

[heady rivet]

Fork found in kitchen

[vagrant fox]

My very noble space crusaders

[heady rivet]

If you had to be transmorgified into an abhuman but still live your normal life what you pickin, playa?

[vagrant fox]

Within the Imperium I assume

Oh wait no

Melatonin makes a boy stupid

[valid needle]

Soyjak Imperial Fist Seething at his Based Black Templar brother

[vagrant fox]

Navigator is very tempting so I can kill annoying people with a stare

The mutations make it iffy though

[heady rivet]

I'm sure you could toad-max I believe in you

[lament shoal]

Holy shit bro I thought you died

Where have you been

[vagrant fox]

As it goes, naturally

[storm jungle]

He left for some reason but came back like a week ago

[vagrant fox]

I dunno it's kind of like that Resident Evil virus
One can turn you into a T-Rex for some reason but the rest make you into gabagool. Hardly seems worth the gamble

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/mimicking-you-ryland-grace-rocky-ryan-gosling-project-hail-mary-gif-1874501492624841406

[nocturne crest]

So here's an odd question, but could anyone see flyer units going to legends?

[hallow saddle]

i could

[languid meadow]

yeah

[hallow saddle]

but maybe not for a couple of editions

[valid needle]

Stopped playing Darktide for a bit but I started playing again

[hallow saddle]

darktide rocks dude

[languid meadow]

sometimes

[daring creek]

I uninstalled darktide because it stopped being satisfying

Probably gonna switch to vermintide

[vagrant fox]

-2

[daring creek]

Bruh

[arctic talon]

Yes because they were a mistake from the start that 40k is scale wise

And GW refused to implement proper aircraft rules

[storm jungle]

-999

[vagrant fox]

Elite did you watch Lud haggle

[heady rivet]

What was your main class

[daring creek]

I put 900 hours into this game

[vagrant fox]

More

[heady rivet]

And

[hallow saddle]

darktide rocks 🗣️

[daring creek]

I liked zealot, scum, warmed up to vet, arbitrator on havoc

[heady rivet]

Havoc
Identified your problem

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/danny-devito-danny-devito-this-fucking-this-fucking-rots-gif-5376903909901530178

[heady rivet]

I know a cheaper option

[storm jungle]

-5

[daring creek]

Bruh

Why!

[rancid cove]

what do these numbers mean

[quiet orchid]

DIY Tabletop

[heady rivet]

NO!!!!!

[vagrant fox]

Go on, spill the beans right here

[quiet orchid]

LOL

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1481104605940023432/1489671885506744492/EscherShoot.gif

[storm jungle]

Point loss

👎

[heady rivet]

I assumed it was hours off your lifespan

[rancid cove]

i forget this subreddit exists some times

[quiet orchid]

sooo.. maybe its.. Necromunda?

[daring creek]

Idk same maps enemies n shit

[storm jungle]

reminder that this is its third iteration

[daring creek]

I played well

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1489667906068287508/Palatine_Impressed.gif

[rancid cove]

It should be the last

[storm jungle]

i wish

the hilarious part is like

you cannot report subreddits

so these people were so toxic that word of mouth alone got them nuked 2 times

[quiet orchid]

🫡

[vagrant fox]

-2 +2 was originally a Jerma bit about subtracting or adding time to a stream depending on if the joke was good

[nocturne crest]

Would they take anti-air units like the Hydra or stalker with them?

[vagrant fox]

I deduct time from your life as the mundite said

[heady rivet]

I-I locked myself out of my house

[daring creek]

Theyre talking cadia or

[arctic talon]

No because those have a use outside of anti air

Hydra was added before aircraft existed

lol

[hallow saddle]

stalker is deffo already legends

[rancid cove]

maga full subreddit

[arctic talon]

Also yeah stalker is legends already

[quiet orchid]

ew

[nocturne crest]

Is the hunter also legends.

[daring creek]

Oh

Aw.

[rancid cove]

They're very bad people

[storm jungle]

Literally THE chudcenter of warhammer.

[hallow saddle]

yes

[quiet orchid]

they're like:

[storm jungle]

Uhh basically it was

• HorusGalaxy
• Vengeful Spirit
• Eye of Terror
• Istvaan III Survivors (now)

[hallow saddle]

its all genuine full horrible chuds too

[storm jungle]

this is their 3rd exodus chud subreddit

[storm jungle]

yeah this

EVERY SINGLE post is chud

[quiet orchid]

and thats why i dont use reddit

[vagrant fox]

Neutral -+ 0

[quiet orchid]

its better for my sanity

[heady rivet]

In the stream it was a plus FIVE

[arctic talon]

Yes

[rancid cove]

I first joined this subreddit thinking it was just a chaos loving subreddit due to the name "Eye of Terror"
I learned it wasn't after the first few posts.

[vagrant fox]

You're not Jerma though

[arctic talon]

Tbh I literally never saw either on the tabletop

Because they were awful lol

[quiet orchid]

@rancid cove why dont you try someday? stop using reddit

[storm jungle]

oh you poor soul LMAO

[heady rivet]

That you know of

[rancid cove]

Butmemes

[valid needle]

That and Chudhammer 50K

[arctic talon]

Me when r/chaosspacemarines

[heady rivet]

Elsewhere

[quiet orchid]

you're like... Liberal?...

[rancid cove]

You should've seen my face of realization

[rancid cove]

DO NOT CALL ME THA.

[storm jungle]

i can imagine

walter white tier shit

https://klipy.com/gifs/breaking-bad-fall-2

[rancid cove]

LITERALLY MY FACE

[storm jungle]

god

i hope it gets nuked

i wanna see its 4th iteration

fucking cockroaches

[heady rivet]

This may sound harsh but i hope the whole site gets nuked

[storm jungle]

doubt it

[daring creek]

Why are they trying so hard to exist on reddit

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/the-terror-francis-crozier-head-in-hands-distressed-at-my-limit-gif-10277823548118801621

[daring creek]

Just go on 4chan

[vagrant fox]

Shaskais warham bits can stay

[storm jungle]

Its one of the "safer" chudspaces until the mods catch a whiff

shit speaking of i should check out his subreddit

wanna see what lore i missed

need my summaries

[vagrant fox]

Not much

[storm jungle]

death rider post from 17d ago.....

[opaque junco]

erm ackshually reddit isn't that bad of a site in its entirety

-redditor (me) (unfortunately)

[storm jungle]

I was thinking on saying this but i was afraid lol

[heady rivet]

I was gonna post what was going on in the 40k general on /tg/ but they said the bad word

[opaque junco]

I will take the flak

[storm jungle]

its kinda the same way when people mock twitter

[daring creek]

Dms

[storm jungle]

as if every other social media site is so good

lmao

[vagrant fox]

They're all bad lmbo, pick your poison

[opaque junco]

At least on Reddit its easier to curate what you see

[outer wave]

Most suck and its all thanks to the idea of ragebait and doom scrolling

[daring creek]

The only good social media is youtube

[outer wave]

I still have to grab info about current events from either Twitter or Reddit, which kinda sucks

[opaque junco]

Just subscribe to the subs for the things you like

[heady rivet]

There's a guy that posts the same image of a fem Custodes and a Sister of Silence in bikinis and captions it like
KIND
KOLOSSAL
KUSTODES
KNOCKERS
And he hasnt missed a thread in months I think

[vagrant fox]

Unfortunately with reddit it suggests shitass subs and posts I don't want to see unless I turn the feature off but I want to see some suggestions
Annoying feature

[opaque junco]

Maybe Im biased because Reddit is like one of the few social media platforms I actually feel comfortable staying public on

[hallow saddle]

i have all of that shit off and dont sub to any mega big reddits

[opaque junco]

Good idea

[vagrant fox]

I like tumblr but I don't like the 40k community there, so I look on reddit

[hallow saddle]

the bigger the sub the worse it is literally no exeptions

[opaque junco]

Tumblr's culture just kind of isn't for me

[heady rivet]

Any sub over a certain amount just becomes Americans using the flimsiest excuse to force Trump news down your throat 25/8 to the point its physically exhausting and 0 interesting, unique, or relevant posts are shown

[vagrant fox]

I've blocked and curated obsessively until I've made my perfect little feed, it's very tolerable

Mostly ttrpg stuff and art and wizard posting

[opaque junco]

Also I just didn't use it for a while so I just eventually deleted my shit there

[vagrant fox]

A lot of the user base is annoying but I've also blocked hundreds of people lmbo

[opaque junco]

Fair enough

[rancid cove]

I was there already I just thought it was another one

[arctic talon]

Oh lmao

[storm jungle]

4chan is literally just reddit with no moderation

[vagrant fox]

I haven't been on 4ch in like six years, maybe it's time to dip my toe in again and call people cuckolds like good old times

[opaque junco]

last time i touched 4chan was years ago and it was just to check in on the warframe thread on /vg/

[heady rivet]

4chan has communities that are engaging and funny so it cant be reddit

[storm jungle]

Same shit

theres zero difference lol

4channers just have this braindead superiority opinion when they are the exact same sort of internet dregs

[vagrant fox]

One has user profiles, huge difference

[rancid cove]

last time i tried to go into 4chan i saw about 10 slurs in the same thread

[heady rivet]

Board?

[vagrant fox]

It all pales compared to Something Awful of course

[opaque junco]

ok grandpa let's get you to bed

[vagrant fox]

It's still relevant, it's where 4chan stole memes from so reddit could steal them from 4chan

[opaque junco]

Still kinda ancient site tho

[vagrant fox]

It's only 4-5 years older than 4chan and 6ish than Reddit

[winter pine]

getting psychic damage remembering I might still have a 15 year old account on something awful

[vagrant fox]

Is /x/ still lame answer me mundite

[opaque junco]

interesting

[vagrant fox]

Yeah

[winter pine]

love the unhinged fanfiction from /x/ like this tbqh

[vagrant fox]

I doubt it's worth checking out anyways

[opaque junco]

classic /x/ insanity

[heady rivet]

ONE good thread

[opaque junco]

alien

[vagrant fox]

MySpace was the only cool social media thinking about it
I had an English friend on there called Peter Pisspot who lived in a place called Cockwood where he took copious amounts of lsd and steroids
He was arrested for assault

[heady rivet]

Go on....

[opaque junco]

👽

[opaque coyote]

MySpace is also the only one where the original creator stayed for more than a year

Still sold it though

Although Tom generally just

Disappeared from public view after that

[vagrant fox]

I think it has improved over the last 14 years or whenever

[opaque coyote]

And honestly

Respect

[winter pine]

You know what ever actually did happen to MySpace Tom

Was he even real?

[heady rivet]

I wonder what goes on in the origami board sometimes

[opaque coyote]

Basically

Bro got the bag from selling MySpace and left

[vagrant fox]

I heard he's just chilling

[winter pine]

based

[heady rivet]

666 threads of attempting to summon a succubus. All mogged by burger tulpa

[opaque coyote]

He also lasted longer than YouTube which basically almost immediately got bought by Google

[vagrant fox]

Origami and racism last I looked

[opaque coyote]

Too bad that after the company got a hold with MySpace

It got fucked over

[opaque junco]

unsurprising

[opaque coyote]

Which is why it uh

[opaque coyote]

Is dead now

It's the equivalent of giving someone a ticking time bomb and running if you think about it

It's kinda funny

[vagrant fox]

Yeah apparently MySpace Tom just travels and does photography

[opaque coyote]

And then that someone fiddled with the fucking wires

And it blew up in their face

[vagrant fox]

Very nice

[opaque junco]

very beautiful, very powerful

[opaque coyote]

Honestly

Best thing to do if you have a fuck ton of money

[winter pine]

I think it was Rupert Murdoch's Newscorp that bought out MySpace and just ruined it iirc

[opaque coyote]

There's like two types of rich guys

The first type literally just becomes racist and absolute PoS

[rancid cove]

1st edition didnt pull any punches

[opaque coyote]

And the second type literally just chills out with their piles of money

[opaque junco]

Best outcome honestly

[opaque coyote]

Notice how very rarely

The second type is a billionaire

Usually it's high millionaires

At most

[vagrant fox]

Yeah Murdoch bought it

[opaque coyote]

Because they usually know