#40k-lore-chat
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Damn
long silky blond hair and soft angel wings and dreamy eyes dont make him a twunk hes still 10 feet tall and genetically closer to a battle tank than a human
we had that post a bit ago lmao
legit Marvel tier shit
DORN WILL RETURN: IN AVENGERS WALLSDAY
Isnt his hand already there though?

🥱
Damn
Hello again
Calcium
Ironium
most boring csm legion
You mean thousand sons?
Are the world eaters considered cool?
thousand sons are super interesting fym
They aren’t in the CSM codex-
They are half a faction lol
Because they are mostly dust right?
Or sum like that
Because they are their own faction
Wait so a chaos space marine legion based on the god tzeench isnt a chaos space marine legion?
they are
They are a legion but they aren’t under CSM. The mono gods factions have their own books and the undivided are CSM
idk how this matters at all
Confused
for the discussion
they're all CSM
Like thousand sons are to tzeench
They're still CSM
mag is just trolling
Do you mean CSM the faction or CSM the concept???
But....that says chaos space Marines....
LAME BAIT
Whatever it is I get what he means
Space Dust in suit of armor: the legion
Primarch: Dumbass who messed up and blames his father for it
Ahriman: Dumbass who domed his legion into turning space fent
Wow
you NERD
Armies of chaos
Chaos space marines are their own faction
Thousand sons
Emperors children
World eaters
Death guard
All their own favriosn
Chaos space Marines are chaos undevided
But I think we were talking "heretic astartes"
chaos space marines ffs
I know
Yes
I'm just trying to understand mag's point
Is funny there is nothing named space marines in the whole CSM codex
dont care about primarchs. i like cool looking models 
So, armies of chaos are undevided, the rest bound to a chaos god....how about iron warriors tho?
Dumbass way to interact with the factions smh smh smh
Are they chaos undevided?
Because the marketing team needs to taste lead
Yes
Yes
says the one caring about marvelslop
Armies of Chad just means all chaos armies
Gotcha gotcha, makes sense
"Marvel slop"
Like what the sons of horus became?

Black Legion?
They're chaos undivided
Yeah that, thanks
"hurrr my primarch is better than yours"
says the utterly deranged
Oh I misread again
“I like the models :3”
person who owns no models: “that’s fucking stupid”
I don't own any yet smh
Truth nuke
are there space marines who rebelled from the imperium but didnt become chaos affialated?
Mostly no
Armies of chaos: everything not bound to the emperor aka heretic astartes
Xenos: aliens
Astartes: space Marines
Did I get it?
Chaos means chaos
Xenos means alien
Astarties is space marines
Imperium is imperium
Ye
Close enough
heretic means people the imperium doesnt like
In HH there was the black shields who were like space pirates, and then in modern day most non chaos non imperium marines get decked
those are renegades
there's certain chapters like the soul drinkers
but it's rare for renegades to not join chaos
Renegades are mostly killed or go to chaos
The most famous renegades, the fallen, rejoining the dark angels
some blackshields remained loyal and others joined chaos
Question about mutants, the imperium hates them right?
yes
mostly
Slightly less than Xenos but still a vast amount
technically yes but the line between mutants/abhumans is blurry
(teh answer is hypocracy
i think navigators are technically abhumans
That's it sorry, abhumans are the ones they "tolerate" but mutants are hated?
Yes
Soul Drinkers are loyalists
their "renegadism" literally lasts for 1 book
lol
you are ignorant
im not
it lasts 4 books
learn your lore
same shit
i hate when people bring them up
"THEY RAE RENEGADES"
yeah until they raent
lmao
they literally all got killed
they're back because the primaris reinforcements arrived to find nobody left of the chapter so they just decided to be the new soul drinkers
fake fan
Do not deviate from slandering the Imperial Fists
Looking at their only official primaris art and all I see is an increased saturation smurf picture lol
Literally lol
that "purple" is just blue lmao
ignorant AND colour blind smh
quiet down furball
y'all would go wild when you discover there's a pigment called ultramarine purple
colour blind 🫵
Wow
Ableism
In my lore chat?
Wow
get abled
Jerk is on a roll
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I'm an ableist so I am gonna kill you with this 🪨
Abel Aviv Unimpressed
but this is literally what you are saying now...
Yo like joking aside, I’ve always been like, a little bit colour blind? Not loads but a little
Then I went to the colour factory in New York and they had colour blind glasses
And folks, ‘a little colour blind’ is still pretty fucking color blind
Its not, gonna have to ask you to shut your trap though, getting pretty annoying

This game had so much potential
Their Mordheim one is legit fun
This?
Not so much
Not joking when I say that was almost the only thing I was like "Yeah thats Munda" because they're so heavy on the color coding. Like Orlock gangers in that game arent Orlock they're just guys that wear Blue lole
Lorgar that one time if Angron didn't stop a titan from steepping on that piece of shit
primarchs 😴
It was mental
I thought the Escher and Goliaths looked cool, but that’s it
I had no investment in it
My Mordheim gang is like, 15 chaos dudes
Let me do that with this, and let me play games against friends where the results carry over
i legit thought that game was the announcement for darktide before i bought darktide
because it completely disappeared
your mom
I saw Orikan with it, and a cryptek
Deathmarks
Ahh
that's a deathmark but the monocular head is used by a bunch of different necrons
they hate depth perception
Why? what does it signify?
aura
I think all crypteks have the mono eye
refund
seems to be the case
I did after 1.2k hours
i'd refund your supple lips for not doing their job
charliekirkshooters
Cringe
Lying to get Missus into trouble isn't cringe
You don't get it
why r a h8r
he knows what you did in columbia during the year 1986
Missus is serbian??????
it's called lying to iarmoth to look cool
Bombing Belgrade again for this
I can honestly see how much his face is like
changing
with every generation
He looks even more different every single time
Yeah his actual face is much uglier
posting his ugly mug should be a criminal offence
I wonder if generative AI will suffer from a kirkification plague where every unlerated generation will have an uncanny Kirk look to them from every fucking edit that was made
Elite finger reveal?
mogged
training data poisoned by kirk
especiually if its like bullshit synthetic training data
shame
poison the initial data somehow
Looks nice
This shit is actually kinda happening
Some people are noticing non-kirk-related AI videos to have characters sharing some resemblance to him
Does anyone have the Charlie Kirk vs Epstein thing lol
And you can literally see it
That awful video
AI has made kirk look "normal"
it made people forget he had a freakishly small face
kirk looked normal at the start. Now his soul is being ran through a shredder and sown back together a billion times
Kinda same shit happened with the Vance edits
His smile is still the worst thing to ever assault my eyes.
pls delete this i legit do not want ot see his face bruh
OH GOD
ohmy.
oh no.
well
That is an unedited picture of him btw
by his gums
That is his actual smile
you can tell he doesnt smoke i think
im gonna join this discord now
Im surprised you havent
Lol

Oh mb i didnt get any notifications
do you think Kirk closed his eyes bcs he heard the gunshot 
The expression he made before getting shot is like
kind of like he knew it was coming
He saw the sniper glint far away
Counting or not counting Mossad false flags
My favorite joke ever is "he just did that"
like with JFK
"What if his head just did that?"
Just saw the trailer of the new Conjuring movie, I don't have kids, but I wonder if I too would consider it as it
He paid a kid to stage the shot, but he accidentally blew his shit smoove off

The nine did it
adding this to a political drama in 40k im writing
that is so fucking funny and realistic
Wasn't there some credibility toward one of the assassination attemp on Dumpy being a false flag ?
Not the ear one
^
because they had him there for like a full minute after he got shot

Me after Charlie Kirk paid me to graze his ear and give him Trump aura but I genuinely miss the shot and hit his neck instead:
the crazy part is the kid could have gotten away with it
if he didn't tell his parents
💀
we are charlie kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk
They literally arrested the wrong person twice
we caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarry the flame
No way
wait what
are we
talking about kirks killer
Why not?
They would've still arrested someone else to have someone to blame
didn't the investigation get stuck recently
the killer isn't the one with the "trans gf" right
anyways The Nine did it, III did it just like how III had JFK's head blown out with Graviton Lance
yeah because apparently there is no way the bullets were his
There was a thing where they aren't able to prove the bullet came from his rifle
^
they couldnt prove that the bullet was fired from the same rifle
this is pretty normal
yeah
with ballistics
wtf was that thing about the trans girl friend then
did they just fucking lie
i mean
of course they did
they wouldnt lie to you would they
The trans gf was just a lie yea
Wasn't it just a roommate or something ?
IT WAS JUST PROPAGANDA
yes they were college roommates lol
Which wasn't even trans or something
I still cannot believe Destiny had JFK canonically get assassinated by a gun that shoots miniaturized black holes
funniest shit ever
I'm just gona say every political assassination via gun was done by The Nine now
Yea like from what I remember he just had a roommate, who had long hair and the media went "That's his trans girlfriend"
All JFK assassination theories are always so fun
The Doohickey that killed Shinzo Abe?
The dude was an Agent of The Nine/j
apparently Clavicular got choked mid livestream, passed out and started convulsing
there was an assassination ploy, but it came too late
Floydmaxxing
I mean, Martin Luther King's assassin is a Warhammer character, so anything works
I prolly deserve to get shot for that one
What he didnt do in Live tbh
He deserves it
it be a struggle to read the scouring tbh
Actually a good fucking question
Best theory is that Lee Harvey Oswald was acting in self defence, JFK opened fire first
I really need to pay attention to things outside of headlines man. jeez.
han shot first
Still horrid
yeah iirc the person fuckin died
whos this clav guy
nvm the person survived
i am not up to date
fantastic
Right winger grifter who does heroin, looksmasker who hits his own face with a hammer to look better
everything I have learned is against my will
he wat
i dont believe the hammer thing for a second
no one else seems to call it out
its gotta be fucking bullshit
He literally did it on camera once I think
Ok bit that's just funny, gotta go look at how he look now
Nah some people ahve actually done it 💀
sure he hit himself with a hammer maybe but its not cracking any bone
how tf does on hit their face with a hammer
Isnt methamphetamine?
he looks pretty normal
I mean hammers are like
if youi put 2 pieces of ham on a piece of wood and try to crack the wood, what happens to the ham
and this cunt hasnt been in hospital for serious facial injuries
you cant really hit quickly with efficiency
All I know is that he did drugs didn't remember which one it was
if you want to crack bones you have to swing it
God he is cheating, taking testosterone cause he doesn't have enough
Cat
even if he did break his facial bones his face would look deformed considering bones can rebuild improperly
He looks like a normal guy, but isnt a evolved human, his brain is like a burned slime
There is no other motive
This is just cute
Cat
Every single bad thing coming his way is completely deserved and you cannot tell me otherwise


Androgenic on the other hand...
natural selection
Some people think Clavicular just got brain damage from the convusling after being choked out


why are we talking about these guys like they are ork bosses
Average ork is much better than them
I am awful at coming up with Ork names
THe substance or is that another person ?
Guys don't look up the Dawn of War 1 Warboss's name
Say it
Orkamungus
because of dawn of war I would think great unclean ones were called ulkairs
wdym its a pretty okay read
Another 'looksmaxxer' that pumped himself like a gorilla with 'roids, also uh, this incident
#2 ranked CHAD Androgenic suffered a MASSIVE CORTISOL SPIKE after a fan SNATCHED his WIG exposing his TRUE HAIRLINE 😳
Was able to get Harrowmaster and Ghost Legion from my local store, got a bargain too since Harrowmaster has been sitting on the shelf since it released and the shopkeeper wanted rid of it
ORKAMUNGUS!!!
Fun fact btw
He's voiced by Paul Dobson. The only Ork voiced by him.
The rest are voiced by Brian Dobson.
Not confusing in the slightest
YEEE, the wig bro
Sus necklace
el goblino
lol
this guy looks like an ogryn
Paul Dobson voiced basically most of the Space Marines in DoW1
Both the Chaos and the Blood Ravens
he looks like skinny Sam Sulek
who even is this guy
bro there is nothing going on correctly on his head
fragile masculinity at it's maximum
Wtf are you talking about btw
he somehow convinced himself that hes ugly
theyre just like really young really insecure guys that hopefully will grow up and cringe at what they were like
why his ears so effin tiny
looksmaxxers
I was just searching up DoW 1 Voice Actors
Oh
Isn't that literally just like
Looking good?
no
Trying to make yourself
No
Look presentable
nio
Tf
no
Yes
Oh
it's uhh
They also shrink your balls but I don't think they care
cosmetic surgery and demolishing your system
Laati I think you're very innocent on this topic
all that to have a face like a bike seat
Yeah cause I don't spend my time on tiktok
Be natty for muscle growth
They literally treats woman like a pet
only taking steroids is not that harmful
they also advertise it to people (and especially minors) to take it aswell to be like them
however should be done with thorough research
they also engage in mysogynistic groups/topics and are overall cunts
The amount they take is absolutely harmful and the way they use it
lol
taking roids without being at your muscular peak will destroy your body with achne
I mean, Ronnie Coleman should be advertised for what happens if you pump yourself full of steroids, dude can't even walk anymore
...
Y'know I just realized that this sorta shows that women and men truly aren't so different since women also have a similarish problem.
At least in terms of a desperate chase of an impossible standard with people abusing it.
Including using drugs that cause a myriad of issues when taken all together
thats because he overtrained his body
The misogyny is unique though
his back got fucked because he kept squatting when hearing 2 pops in his back
jeez
Yeah everyone can be a dumbass but we're talking about a very specific breed of people here
People who use drugs, misogyny, racists and bigoted people
too much steroids can make you die from heart failure and other type of vascular failures
OWCH
trust me these old types know the stuff they should take
newgen lifters pump themselves full of growth hormones and die from heart failures because their heart is too big to circulate blood
being 30 at most
Yeah but we’re talking about lookmaxers lmao
Yeah.
A lot of the more extreme female beauty...
Cults for lack of a better term. Have 3/4ths of that. Sometimes 4/4th with hating men but that's even more obscure.
Lookmaxxing is literally just
arnold is physically fit for his age and he took gear
Horribly strict female beauty standards
its all about moderation and research
But applied to men
And obviously edited because masculinity has different "standards"
Over femininity
Needing to be muscular rather than thin
But the spirit is basically the exact same
Encouraging people to become bitter hateful shells
Yeah, and they promove that, this is the worst about it, lil Kids just fall into that shit and start to do stupid things, thinking that they will get the prettiest girl being a fucking douchebag
Getting rid of their health
Both mental and physical
To achieve an impossible standard that physically cannot be applied to everyone
Fucking hate this generation
Because genetics
To be fair, it happens most of the time, especially in the teenage years lol
Constantly being promoted to children
just saying that dudes get super built and shredded to impress other dudes
just sayin
Gay-

it's feeling so mid the more i read it and now I worry that all this series is just gonna be a janitorial series of just cleaning up a mess
....im sorry to say but thats what the entirety of the Scouring is lmao
Thats the biggest problem, a lot of guys support this kinda of shit and innocent People just accept it
maybe we'll get lucky when they bring in Abnett
come and kiss me on my hot mouth, im feeling romantical
That is what the Great Scouring is LITERALLY cleanin up the mess the HH left behind
I mean i was looking forward to the iron cage
Nothing bad happen to this creators at all
they'll prob fuck that up too ngl
It's similar to how like...
Y'know how MAGA women looking fucking disturbing.
im worried lol
You absolutely know they'll drag French to write it just to jerk the Fists off
There's also a lot of female ""influencers"" that promote that type of shit
I hope they don't
please GW make the Iron Cage be a one sided massacre by the Iron Warriors
PLEAAASE
🙏
His book was the worst in siege
Isn't it already described as a massacre on both sides in lore
oh my god influencers that promote being a literal household appliance of a person is horrible
Yeah, but most of the manosphere incels are MAGA supporters
And that dont surprises me
yeah but people are worried theyre gonna fuck it up by making it a noble IF sacrifice or some shit
on novels
instead of Dorn being a fucking idiot
Yeah that would be stupid
"Most"
like 99% of them are MAGA
could you explain this
i'm just gonna power through this book and then start either book 2 of Gaunts or fall of cadia
Ye
i need a break from astartes
Fall of Cadia is peak if you can manage with keeping track of a lot of characters
please use a spoiler next time
a bit worrying
mb
you scared the shit out of me
the skin tone difference is wild
Become thin, your face isn't good enough get plastic surgery.
There's a common joke about women just ordering like salads while eating out. And that's because of the constant pressure to not be fat
Basically extreme female beauty standards
read Death Rider!!!
Yeah it should be a one sided massacre by the Iron Warriors with Dorn being a dumbass and walking straight into it dooming his legion
new peak Guard book
Fake, it's missing the Mar-a-Lago face
Its like republicans realy want ethnic women, just white washed to hell.
And the horrific plastic surgery faces of people like Laura Loomer is also an example
they look like decrepit corpses
Thats concerning.
Why are you speaking like Elon Musk
"I'll look into this."
And they do all of that just to be cheated 
"Interesting."
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP DO NOT CALL ME ELON MUSK YOU TURD
FUCK.
Elonmaxxing
ILL DESTROY YOU
Elongated Muskrat
i will but i want book and not ebook 
it's always that shitass overly smoothened middle part haircut that progressively fades into blonde color
ew
im taking my adderall
Since it's described as a massacre on both sides.
I feel like instead it should just be treated as a meaningless slaughter.
By two petty individuals who want to fulfill their ego on some level
Dorn blinded by anger and stupidity
And Perturabo blinded by pride and arrogance.
Both have the same result.
With soldiers on both sides mounting casualities
IW sweep
Perturabo didn't get bailed by Papa Smurf so he still comes out better out of it
Instead of a sweep on either side it should just be
Blood
Blood
And more blood
Like imagine the first fight against Invincible vs Conquest
But applied to a whole army
LET THE GALAXY BE BESIEGED
That's basically what I imagine the whole Iron Cage fiasco to be like
many such cases
Adderall taken
I FUCKING LOVE THE HAZARD STRIPES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
take your medication if you love hazard stripes
Watching Pariah Nexus
Me when faithslop
ive not taken my edhd meds for over 15 years
otay i order ☺️
watch Tithes next it has beautiful custodes lady
Also because of Dorn's anger issues. I can imagine the whole head butting scene with Perturabo as Conquest.
"HAVING FUN? PROVEN YOUR FUCKING EGO? DID YOU PROVE THAT YOUR FORTRESS IS THE BEST? ANSWER ME!"
Perturabo laughs while his face is bloody and unrecognizable. Closer to shredded meat than a visible human face. He slightly opens his mangled mouth, jaw broken. Yet there is a visible smile.
"I take the good with the bad..." Perturabo slurs out.
Before an omnious red light glows behind him and Dorn scampers back. And Dorn sees his brother's body slowly be replaced with metal and fire. All the while laughing.
Except Dorn wouldn't ever get a chance to put a hand on Peter Turbo lol
I am not besieged, Dorn, I am the siege
A guy is sieged at the gates of cadia and gets shot and you think that of me ? No, I am the one who sieges
dorn
hand
Yeah
But it would be cool if they fought nonetheless
Legit that's an actual shit from the novels
Hope that when Dorn comes back Perty beats him so bad Guilliman/Lion have to show up and help
do you think he wipes his ass with his imperial fist ?
Yes
Every IF must be able to shove their fist
Up their ass
he probably uses a sponge on a stick
Dan Abnett written btw
Like
Daaaaaan!!!!!
If it was just fist it would be a normal sentence.
If it was Imperial Fist, it would be slightly cheesy but fine.
But the fact that he did "-fist, Imperial Fist" just makes it so much worse
assemble

fycj
You got hit twice, congrats on becoming an Imperial Fists fan!
He looks so scrunkly
Had to have been a bet
Space Chud
dont diss my Gmod mutilators like that
"dad i frew up..."
It's the type of thing that should've been caught by the editor
walking like a cowboy
Since sometimes
While writing at like 2 am
I write the cheesiest shit thinking it's peak
🫵
Yeah uh, Black Library kinda has an issue with editors, or the lack of
"Oh my god this fucking sucks"
I need obliterators and mutilators in my army, but i have a strict no astartes policy
Suffering
Yeah that explains a lot
Not to mention the HH series
Basically having no editors
because krieg sells
To get shredded
.
Le funny shovel, happy gas mask noises, fearless Chuds!!
2 years for Steel Legion sweep
Throw Krieg back into legends due to no sales
They were more like zombies like the other guard
I like Krieg but that's because the WW1 aesthetic is fucking great
And also cyborg horses
I love cyborg horses
You mean mutant carnivore horses
I don’t think there’s a lack of
They have Nick Kyme afterall
I think the ones they ride specifically are cyborg though
/servitor horses
what about cyborg cerberus 
isnt that awesome
Which admittedly are cool as fuck I don't care
with all its guns and tendrils
How many people say otherwise
cadians are like. the most default of default guardsmen
Nah, they're just full of pumps for stimms
right
Yeah, John Cadia is the poster boy of the guard
pardon the dark image
Could easily be both
but this i sjust a cadian right
ye
ok cool
Like that horse is definitely lobotmized
why horse got claws
Although I remember a picture of a horse with it's head replaced
Read Death Rider, you got the bond between the main character and the horse there, it's not lobotomized lol
I need to find it give me a sec
have GW employees never seen a horse ?
Probably easier to maintain than hooves
Some bullshit motive that the biologis modified them to move better over churned up ground from shelling and trenches or some shit
Yeah I kinda imagine it like the
Cyber Mastiffs
Some aren't lobotmized
Some are
Depends on who owns it
And what they want
They also are modified to eat just about anything so if you ran out of horse provisions you can just feed them corpses lol
Perfectly 40k
I can imagine a horrific scene where like
The Horse stomps on some rebel's eggs
And the rider just says
"Welp... Eat up buddy!"
love how much lore the new book gives to them
its fucking awful
lmao
And the horse just eats them alive
In a good way or bad
I like how the Attilan just waltzes in
I hate horses on tabletop
"It's a she. I can smell her"
fucking horses with melta bomb lances
LOL
yeah thats the job of 40k books, never forget
its to brainwash you to buy minis
They still don't have a death rider commissar though
Okay I swear there was art of like
A Krieger riding a horse with it's head replaced with like a robot one
pretty easy to kitbash
Fanart.
that's just their armour
Probably but it was still cool
👎
Cadian Blood if you want the classics
Fall of Cadia is also great, the Minka Lesk series is eh... okay?
it's part of Gaunt's Ghosts, you got like 10 more behind it to patch where it leaves off
lol
zoinks
I kinda liked Hell's Last tbh
they arent
But in reality you see them everywhere
they feel like recyclables
definitely the LAST im seeing of that HELL of a book
used, tossed, used.

It's like how Stormtroopers are technically better than the regular Empire Army
That's literally the entire faction
Yeah, guardsmen are supposed to be better trained than our current armies IRL, for the average joes you got the Planetary Defense Forces which are... terrible at best
most guardsman are basically IDF
we just dont see that a lot because uh
we dont wanna traumatize our readers
lol
when they out find theyre facing real threats
Real reason they're not making a Mordian Iron Guard novel
🇹🇷
Not really terrible tbf.
Just like...
Trained for fighting against rebellions
And like Orks
yeah people really dont wanna see guardsman doing bad stuff to "normal" people lol
Not against a full on invasion
lmfao what game is this
its why the most regular IG enemy is chaos
Killzone 2
killzone
Peakzone is its other name
Helghast sweep
Helghast supremacy
Honestly now I have the idea of writing a short story or chapter about like
A guardsman basically committing war crimes
I do that a lot
its pretty fun
Against like objectively innocent people
Yeah, do Mordians
tbh they would do that realistically
the problem is again we dont wanna upset our readers
they literally quell a hive rebellion then shoot half the hive for allowing it to happen
lol
Honestly I was thinking of it literally being some unknown guardsman regiment
Like nothing important
The Generian 99th
unfortunately (or fortunately?)
GW cant write a novel on the guardsman acting like IRL IDF because they would be killing too many children and minorities instead of the real danger of the novel
Yeah, read All Guardsmen Party while at it, it's where it comes from
Emphasize how fucking unknown they are
LMAO YEAH
I forget this is a darktide server
Oh shit that's what their regiment was named?
Yeah
I did not remember that while reading the fic
Also a good fic btw
I unironically liked a lot of the concepts
Have there been any human pilots for T'au battlesuits? I got an idea for a Psyker battlesuit pilot.
Especially the T'au border area
And how their version of FTL worked
Favorite part was when they interacted with the SMs and they were like
IIRC it happens in Last Chancers and the dude just gets killed by the suit
"You will bring honor to cadia!"
"We aren't from Cadia"
"...Krieg?"
"no."
"Steel Legion??"
"no."

Like it was funny how the SM chapter literally had like inflated standards over guardsmen
Not like stealing the suit, but sanctioned to have it by doing all the necessary stuff, like the Trial By Fire and 10 (I think) years of service.
Due to them basically only working with the most
Famous chapters
Until the All Guardsman Party

Im not a crook...
She says after she robs a bank

Do you want headpats, president Nixon?
How many models typically come in a combat patrol? Wanna know cuz I’d like to make one for my homebrew
what the hell
AROOOOOOOOOOO
SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE'S BREAKING IN
@arctic talon
It's just a storm Dick, sit down
"Gentleman. Zombies."
My question still hasn't been answered, and I don't know if it's because y'all think it's stupid or not, but still. Have there been any human pilots for T'au battlesuits? I got an idea for a Psyker battlesuit pilot.
I was thinking about this comment when you said not a crook
Its probably because this chat moves fast and jumps topics like every 2m.
Fair.
Varies wildly I’m ngl
Main rules are 1, 2 characters max
1 vehicle/monster max(if any)
Basic troops of some flavor
Specialist unit 1-2 max
One inquisitor piloted a battlesuit I think
Only an inqusitor, gue’la don’t get to become battle suit pilits
Okay so
is the human in question a tau auxillary
You can always make an exception
It's possible physically
Yep.
Excellent, then yes lol
if the local Ethereal says yes and they got support/tau helpers or assistance then they can more or less kinda pilot anything
Ty! So I’m guessing that might be like 20 models or so?
In what way
Soylamanders
depends on the faction but yeah
TIME TO STUFF A PSYKER IN A MECH!
Problem is that usually the Ethereal would say "No wtf?"
But given that they're a Psyker. They probably could get an exception
"Get in the battlesuit, Hemlock."

Also assuming it's a crisis type battlesuit
AKA Mecha
And not the ones where it's basically power armor (but not really)
Do the Tau even have the knowledge or the ways to prevent a psyker from blowing up into a Warp Gate on their turf?
We literally do not know
this is one of the most hilarious parts of tau lore
not ONE author
EVER
We have no idea
But given that they
the Tau have psyker auxilleries
Watch yo tone mf
so its likely those ones know
wait really
They have those bears.
Have nothing to prevent this in lore.
yeah they have the psychic brain worms and the bears
Likely
The psychic brain worms are only ever around ethereal;s and rarely water caste
....im talking humans dummy
very nice
Honestly, they probably just say to the Guela
"Just solve the problem how you humans usually solve it."
"okay sir"
The sludge that makes my boxes dance.
BLAM
Okay RFK
The former commissar being trigger happy
The repetition of the Imperial creed. Hearing it across several games. I know its the soul of warhammer but stil. a tad bit annoying. I like the humanity bits, kind of. but also annoyed by the inhumanity of the sister, but thats just conflict ig!
im dum
I mean usually Guela still keep and use Imperium vehicles
If they have it
So I can imagine some protocol is literally just copied over
yeah remember its just human wank until the ending
its not just you because we arent brainwashed fans that clap at anything we see
but yes lmao
Kid shouldn't have shambled like a zombie in front of trained guns smh
the humanity wanking is, grossly oversaturated
Yeah the ending redeems it tho imo
I feel like I'm being advertised
Sakan lost a hand, confirmed Dorn
his Salamandarian fist....
Honestly I can imagine early on. There would've been some arguments on how to deal with Psykers
Probably something like
You just know he would’ve turned those guardsmen into paste if he was there in the final scene lol
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Sword size comparison with marine



