#40k-lore-chat

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rose thorn
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I get getting rid of false deployments even if I think it’s cool

I get getting rid of the super close teleports (because of something that wasn’t GSC’s fault)

I can even understand why they removed the immortal patriarch super bomb

I still don’t get why they got rid of cross fire

civic gale
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Damn

rancid cove
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Nah it fits him and Fulgrim perfectly

mossy peak
gleaming gale
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Reddit moment

storm jungle
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we had that post a bit ago lmao

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legit Marvel tier shit

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DORN WILL RETURN: IN AVENGERS WALLSDAY

mossy peak
humble shoal
storm jungle
rancid cove
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IRON WARRIOR SUPERIORITY

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IRON WITHIN IRON WITHOUT

civic gale
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Hello again

civic gale
rancid cove
civic gale
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Ironium

crystal forum
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most boring csm legion

storm jungle
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another day

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another lame ass jay opinion

rancid cove
civic gale
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Are the world eaters considered cool?

crystal forum
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thousand sons are super interesting fym

rose thorn
rose thorn
civic gale
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Or sum like that

rose thorn
civic gale
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Wait so a chaos space marine legion based on the god tzeench isnt a chaos space marine legion?

crystal forum
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they are

rose thorn
crystal forum
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idk how this matters at all

crystal forum
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for the discussion

civic gale
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Ohh wait I misread that

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Like the world eaters then?

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They are Mono god

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Aka khorne

crystal forum
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they're all CSM

civic gale
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Like thousand sons are to tzeench

rose thorn
rancid cove
crystal forum
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mag is just trolling

rose thorn
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Do you mean CSM the faction or CSM the concept???

civic gale
crystal forum
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LAME BAIT

civic gale
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Whatever it is I get what he means

crystal forum
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we're talking about the concept maggie

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not the fucking rules

rancid cove
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Wow

crystal forum
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you NERD

rancid cove
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Such an interesting fucking legion

rose thorn
civic gale
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Chaos space Marines are chaos undevided

But I think we were talking "heretic astartes"

crystal forum
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chaos space marines ffs

civic gale
civic gale
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I'm just trying to understand mag's point

rose thorn
crystal forum
civic gale
rancid cove
civic gale
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Are they chaos undevided?

rose thorn
rose thorn
rancid cove
crystal forum
rose thorn
civic gale
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Gotcha gotcha, makes sense

rancid cove
civic gale
rancid cove
rancid cove
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They're chaos undivided

civic gale
crystal forum
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"hurrr my primarch is better than yours"

says the utterly deranged

civic gale
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Oh I misread again

rose thorn
full obsidian
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are there space marines who rebelled from the imperium but didnt become chaos affialated?

civic gale
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Armies of chaos: everything not bound to the emperor aka heretic astartes

Xenos: aliens

Astartes: space Marines

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Did I get it?

rose thorn
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Ye

crystal forum
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heretic means people the imperium doesnt like

rose thorn
crystal forum
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there's certain chapters like the soul drinkers

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but it's rare for renegades to not join chaos

rose thorn
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Renegades are mostly killed or go to chaos

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The most famous renegades, the fallen, rejoining the dark angels

crystal forum
rose thorn
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Ye

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guess what the system requirements are for a g ame that looks liek this

civic gale
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Question about mutants, the imperium hates them right?

celest dome
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yes

celest dome
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Slightly less than Xenos but still a vast amount

full obsidian
rose thorn
celest dome
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Abhuman is just stability

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Except Blank and Psykers

crystal forum
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i think navigators are technically abhumans

civic gale
storm jungle
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their "renegadism" literally lasts for 1 book

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lol

crystal forum
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you are ignorant

storm jungle
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im not

crystal forum
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it lasts 4 books

storm jungle
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learn your lore

storm jungle
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i hate when people bring them up

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"THEY RAE RENEGADES"

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yeah until they raent

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lmao

crystal forum
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they literally all got killed

storm jungle
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And rae back somehow

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literally doesnt matter

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lol

crystal forum
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they're back because the primaris reinforcements arrived to find nobody left of the chapter so they just decided to be the new soul drinkers

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fake fan

storm jungle
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Pure fan

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also not relevant to my point

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so get over it

crystal forum
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you just admitted to being a soul drinkers fan

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i win

storm jungle
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I didnt but okay

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get out of my sight furry

gleaming gale
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Do not deviate from slandering the Imperial Fists

gleaming gale
storm jungle
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that "purple" is just blue lmao

crystal forum
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ignorant AND colour blind smh

storm jungle
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quiet down furball

shadow plover
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y'all would go wild when you discover there's a pigment called ultramarine purple

storm jungle
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Yeah, still looks like blue

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next statement

shadow plover
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colour blind 🫵

storm jungle
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shitty colorwork 🫵

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this is the same argument as "orange is just red"

wary fulcrum
shadow plover
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get abled

storm jungle
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Jerk is on a roll

storm jungle
# shadow plover get abled

Abel (Hebrew: הֶבֶל Hébel, in pausa הָבֶל‎ Hā́ḇel; Biblical Greek: Ἅβελ Hábel; Arabic: هابيل, Hābēl) is a biblical figure in the Book of Genesis within the Abrahamic religions. Born as the second son of Adam and Eve, the first two humans created by God, he was a shepherd who offered his firstborn flock to God as a r...

heady rivet
storm jungle
shadow plover
wary fulcrum
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Yo like joking aside, I’ve always been like, a little bit colour blind? Not loads but a little

Then I went to the colour factory in New York and they had colour blind glasses

And folks, ‘a little colour blind’ is still pretty fucking color blind

storm jungle
wary fulcrum
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Their Mordheim one is legit fun

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This?

Not so much

heady rivet
# wary fulcrum This game had so much potential

Not joking when I say that was almost the only thing I was like "Yeah thats Munda" because they're so heavy on the color coding. Like Orlock gangers in that game arent Orlock they're just guys that wear Blue lole

rancid cove
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Lorgar that one time if Angron didn't stop a titan from steepping on that piece of shit

crystal forum
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primarchs 😴

wary fulcrum
crystal forum
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i legit thought that game was the announcement for darktide before i bought darktide

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because it completely disappeared

daring creek
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question

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what are necrons with this face known as

crystal forum
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your mom

daring creek
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I saw Orikan with it, and a cryptek

gleaming gale
daring creek
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Ahh

languid meadow
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that's a deathmark but the monocular head is used by a bunch of different necrons

crystal forum
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they hate depth perception

languid meadow
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aura

daring creek
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Does it just look cool

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lmfao.

languid meadow
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I think all crypteks have the mono eye

gleaming gale
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literally unplayable

crystal forum
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refund

daring creek
daring creek
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after 900 hours

vagrant fox
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I did after 1.2k hours

crystal forum
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i'd refund your supple lips for not doing their job

solid horizon
rocky gale
crystal forum
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new larmoth pfp

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even less meaning

vagrant fox
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Lying to get Missus into trouble isn't cringe

rocky gale
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You don't get it

daring creek
crystal forum
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he knows what you did in columbia during the year 1986

daring creek
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They deserved it

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thats all I will say

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wait what

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mf.

languid meadow
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Missus is serbian??????

vagrant fox
languid meadow
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Bombing Belgrade again for this

rancid cove
daring creek
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changing

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with every generation

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He looks even more different every single time

rancid cove
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Yeah his actual face is much uglier

daring creek
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he looks a bit

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tan

shadow plover
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posting his ugly mug should be a criminal offence

gleaming gale
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I wonder if generative AI will suffer from a kirkification plague where every unlerated generation will have an uncanny Kirk look to them from every fucking edit that was made

daring creek
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exactly

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its incestous

hallow saddle
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training data poisoned by kirk

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especiually if its like bullshit synthetic training data

arctic talon
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lol

vagrant fox
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shame

hallow saddle
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poison the initial data somehow

vagrant fox
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Looks nice

rancid cove
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Some people are noticing non-kirk-related AI videos to have characters sharing some resemblance to him

arctic talon
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Does anyone have the Charlie Kirk vs Epstein thing lol

daring creek
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And you can literally see it

arctic talon
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That awful video

gleaming gale
daring creek
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even kirk ai is like

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degraidng

languid meadow
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AI has made kirk look "normal"

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it made people forget he had a freakishly small face

daring creek
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kirk looked normal at the start. Now his soul is being ran through a shredder and sown back together a billion times

gleaming gale
languid meadow
rancid cove
daring creek
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pls delete this i legit do not want ot see his face bruh

languid meadow
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OH GOD

daring creek
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oh no.

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well

rancid cove
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That is an unedited picture of him btw

daring creek
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by his gums

rancid cove
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That is his actual smile

daring creek
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you can tell he doesnt smoke i think

daring creek
rancid cove
quiet orchid
rancid cove
quiet orchid
rancid cove
arctic talon
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The expression he made before getting shot is like

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kind of like he knew it was coming

gleaming gale
arctic talon
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his neck just did that apparently

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💀

rancid cove
celest dome
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Just saw the trailer of the new Conjuring movie, I don't have kids, but I wonder if I too would consider it as it

rocky gale
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He paid a kid to stage the shot, but he accidentally blew his shit smoove off

daring creek
storm jungle
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that is so fucking funny and realistic

arctic talon
celest dome
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Wasn't there some credibility toward one of the assassination attemp on Dumpy being a false flag ?

storm jungle
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it wasnt false flag

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they just took extreme advantage of it iirc

celest dome
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Not the ear one

arctic talon
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^

storm jungle
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because they had him there for like a full minute after he got shot

daring creek
rancid cove
arctic talon
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the crazy part is the kid could have gotten away with it

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if he didn't tell his parents

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💀

solid horizon
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we are charlie kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk

arctic talon
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They literally arrested the wrong person twice

solid horizon
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we caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarry the flame

quiet orchid
daring creek
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are we

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talking about kirks killer

arctic talon
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yes

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he only got arrested bcs he told his dad

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LOL

quiet orchid
rancid cove
shadow plover
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didn't the investigation get stuck recently

daring creek
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the killer isn't the one with the "trans gf" right

arctic talon
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anyways The Nine did it, III did it just like how III had JFK's head blown out with Graviton Lance

solid horizon
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yeah because apparently there is no way the bullets were his

rocky gale
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There was a thing where they aren't able to prove the bullet came from his rifle

arctic talon
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^

hallow saddle
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they couldnt prove that the bullet was fired from the same rifle

arctic talon
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this is pretty normal

hallow saddle
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yeah

arctic talon
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with ballistics

daring creek
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wtf was that thing about the trans girl friend then

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did they just fucking lie

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i mean

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of course they did

solid horizon
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they wouldnt lie to you would they

rocky gale
daring creek
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AMAZING

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SO I WAS RIGHT AT THE START

celest dome
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Wasn't it just a roommate or something ?

daring creek
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IT WAS JUST PROPAGANDA

arctic talon
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yes they were college roommates lol

gleaming gale
celest dome
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Which wasn't even trans or something

arctic talon
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I still cannot believe Destiny had JFK canonically get assassinated by a gun that shoots miniaturized black holes

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funniest shit ever

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I'm just gona say every political assassination via gun was done by The Nine now

rocky gale
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Yea like from what I remember he just had a roommate, who had long hair and the media went "That's his trans girlfriend"

solid horizon
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deathmarks did it

celest dome
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All JFK assassination theories are always so fun

arctic talon
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nah that disintegrates shit

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lol

celest dome
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Mine is that his head just did that

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on its own

arctic talon
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The Doohickey that killed Shinzo Abe?

The dude was an Agent of The Nine/j

rancid cove
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apparently Clavicular got choked mid livestream, passed out and started convulsing

celest dome
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there was an assassination ploy, but it came too late

gleaming gale
arctic talon
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I prolly deserve to get shot for that one

hallow saddle
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hope clav drops dead

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unironically

arctic talon
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lol

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He's a piece of shit

rancid cove
sacred bluff
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it be a struggle to read the scouring tbh

rancid cove
rocky gale
daring creek
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I really need to pay attention to things outside of headlines man. jeez.

rancid cove
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He has both killed a person on live

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and 2 animals

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💀

arctic talon
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didn't he just run someone over

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not kill them

arctic talon
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Still horrid

rancid cove
arctic talon
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oh

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bruh

rancid cove
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i could be wrong

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let me check

solid horizon
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whos this clav guy

rancid cove
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nvm the person survived

solid horizon
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i am not up to date

arctic talon
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not worth your time lol

solid horizon
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fantastic

rancid cove
arctic talon
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everything I have learned is against my will

rancid cove
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killed 2 animals live

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and ran somebody over with a tesla

hallow saddle
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i dont believe the hammer thing for a second

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no one else seems to call it out

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its gotta be fucking bullshit

rancid cove
celest dome
arctic talon
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Nah some people ahve actually done it 💀

hallow saddle
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sure he hit himself with a hammer maybe but its not cracking any bone

solid horizon
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how tf does on hit their face with a hammer

rancid cove
arctic talon
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he looks pretty normal

solid horizon
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I mean hammers are like

arctic talon
hallow saddle
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if youi put 2 pieces of ham on a piece of wood and try to crack the wood, what happens to the ham

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and this cunt hasnt been in hospital for serious facial injuries

solid horizon
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you cant really hit quickly with efficiency

rancid cove
solid horizon
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if you want to crack bones you have to swing it

celest dome
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God he is cheating, taking testosterone cause he doesn't have enough

hallow saddle
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yeah dude

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the boneshashing thing is so fucking bullshit

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its pure fanfic

arctic talon
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He literally said he is infertile

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💀

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due to taking roids

solid horizon
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even if he did break his facial bones his face would look deformed considering bones can rebuild improperly

quiet orchid
# arctic talon

He looks like a normal guy, but isnt a evolved human, his brain is like a burned slime

opaque coyote
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There is no other motive

opaque coyote
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Cat

rancid cove
quiet orchid
opaque coyote
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Cat

quiet orchid
gleaming gale
solid horizon
rancid cove
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Some people think Clavicular just got brain damage from the convusling after being choked out

solid horizon
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why are we talking about these guys like they are ork bosses

rancid cove
opaque coyote
celest dome
gleaming gale
opaque coyote
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And half the time I do come up with one

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There's like

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An Ork name that's taken

queen laurel
solid horizon
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because of dawn of war I would think great unclean ones were called ulkairs

storm jungle
rancid cove
gleaming gale
rocky gale
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Was able to get Harrowmaster and Ghost Legion from my local store, got a bargain too since Harrowmaster has been sitting on the shelf since it released and the shopkeeper wanted rid of it

opaque coyote
limpid granite
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el goblino

arctic talon
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lol

opaque coyote
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Both the Chaos and the Blood Ravens

hallow saddle
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all these guys are sooo fucking insecure

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its unreal

solid horizon
rancid cove
gleaming gale
opaque coyote
quiet orchid
limpid granite
hallow saddle
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theyre just like really young really insecure guys that hopefully will grow up and cringe at what they were like

opaque coyote
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I have zero context for this convo

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Because like

solid horizon
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why his ears so effin tiny

rancid cove
opaque coyote
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I was just searching up DoW 1 Voice Actors

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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A lot of them have taken steroids

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lol

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Or other drugs

opaque coyote
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Isn't that literally just like

daring creek
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so

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steroids kill ur hair?

opaque coyote
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Looking good?

rancid cove
opaque coyote
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Trying to make yourself

quiet orchid
opaque coyote
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Look presentable

rancid cove
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nio

opaque coyote
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Tf

rancid cove
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no

arctic talon
rancid cove
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looksmaxxers are people like uhh

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clavicular

opaque coyote
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Oh

solid horizon
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it's uhh

opaque coyote
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Looking muscular?

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Like

gleaming gale
solid horizon
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cosmetic surgery and demolishing your system

opaque coyote
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"Masculine"

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Ah

rancid cove
arctic talon
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The cocktail of shit they take causes a ton of issues

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Don’t cheat lol

solid horizon
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all that to have a face like a bike seat

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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Be natty for muscle growth

quiet orchid
limpid granite
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only taking steroids is not that harmful

rancid cove
limpid granite
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however should be done with thorough research

rancid cove
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they also engage in mysogynistic groups/topics and are overall cunts

arctic talon
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lol

limpid granite
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taking roids without being at your muscular peak will destroy your body with achne

gleaming gale
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I mean, Ronnie Coleman should be advertised for what happens if you pump yourself full of steroids, dude can't even walk anymore

opaque coyote
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Including using drugs that cause a myriad of issues when taken all together

limpid granite
opaque coyote
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The misogyny is unique though

limpid granite
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his back got fucked because he kept squatting when hearing 2 pops in his back

hallow saddle
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jeez

rancid cove
solid horizon
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too much steroids can make you die from heart failure and other type of vascular failures

rancid cove
limpid granite
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trust me these old types know the stuff they should take

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newgen lifters pump themselves full of growth hormones and die from heart failures because their heart is too big to circulate blood

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being 30 at most

arctic talon
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Yeah but we’re talking about lookmaxers lmao

opaque coyote
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Lookmaxxing is literally just

limpid granite
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arnold is physically fit for his age and he took gear

opaque coyote
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Horribly strict female beauty standards

limpid granite
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its all about moderation and research

opaque coyote
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But applied to men

rancid cove
opaque coyote
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And obviously edited because masculinity has different "standards"

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Over femininity

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Needing to be muscular rather than thin

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But the spirit is basically the exact same

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Encouraging people to become bitter hateful shells

quiet orchid
opaque coyote
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Getting rid of their health

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Both mental and physical

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To achieve an impossible standard that physically cannot be applied to everyone

opaque coyote
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Because genetics

gleaming gale
opaque coyote
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Constantly being promoted to children

hallow saddle
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just saying that dudes get super built and shredded to impress other dudes

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just sayin

sacred bluff
storm jungle
quiet orchid
storm jungle
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maybe we'll get lucky when they bring in Abnett

solid horizon
rancid cove
sacred bluff
quiet orchid
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Nothing bad happen to this creators at all

storm jungle
opaque coyote
storm jungle
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im worried lol

gleaming gale
opaque coyote
rancid cove
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PLEAAASE

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🙏

sacred bluff
opaque coyote
solid horizon
quiet orchid
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And that dont surprises me

rancid cove
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on novels

gleaming gale
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instead of Dorn being a fucking idiot

rancid cove
sacred bluff
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i'm just gonna power through this book and then start either book 2 of Gaunts or fall of cadia

quiet orchid
rancid cove
sacred bluff
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i need a break from astartes

gleaming gale
daring creek
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

solid horizon
daring creek
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a bit worrying

rancid cove
solid horizon
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you scared the shit out of me

daring creek
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the skin tone difference is wild

opaque coyote
# daring creek could you explain this

Become thin, your face isn't good enough get plastic surgery.

There's a common joke about women just ordering like salads while eating out. And that's because of the constant pressure to not be fat

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Basically extreme female beauty standards

storm jungle
rancid cove
storm jungle
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new peak Guard book

gleaming gale
daring creek
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Its like republicans realy want ethnic women, just white washed to hell.

opaque coyote
daring creek
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Erm.

rancid cove
daring creek
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Thats concerning.

rancid cove
quiet orchid
rancid cove
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"Interesting."

daring creek
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SHUT THE FUCK UP DO NOT CALL ME ELON MUSK YOU TURD

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FUCK.

rancid cove
daring creek
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ILL DESTROY YOU

gleaming gale
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Elongated Muskrat

sacred bluff
solid horizon
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it's always that shitass overly smoothened middle part haircut that progressively fades into blonde color

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ew

daring creek
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im taking my adderall

opaque coyote
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With soldiers on both sides mounting casualities

gleaming gale
opaque coyote
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Blood

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Blood

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And more blood

opaque coyote
opaque coyote
gleaming gale
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LET THE GALAXY BE BESIEGED

opaque coyote
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That's basically what I imagine the whole Iron Cage fiasco to be like

storm jungle
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less talking more screaming if you love hazard stripes

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🔇

daring creek
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Adderall taken

rancid cove
daring creek
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take your medication if you love hazard stripes

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Watching Pariah Nexus

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Me when faithslop

hallow saddle
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ive not taken my edhd meds for over 15 years

daring creek
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and my marine slop

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and my wholesome chungus slop

sacred bluff
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otay i order ☺️

rancid cove
opaque coyote
# gleaming gale # LET THE GALAXY BE BESIEGED

Also because of Dorn's anger issues. I can imagine the whole head butting scene with Perturabo as Conquest.

"HAVING FUN? PROVEN YOUR FUCKING EGO? DID YOU PROVE THAT YOUR FORTRESS IS THE BEST? ANSWER ME!"

Perturabo laughs while his face is bloody and unrecognizable. Closer to shredded meat than a visible human face. He slightly opens his mangled mouth, jaw broken. Yet there is a visible smile.

"I take the good with the bad..." Perturabo slurs out.

Before an omnious red light glows behind him and Dorn scampers back. And Dorn sees his brother's body slowly be replaced with metal and fire. All the while laughing.

gleaming gale
solid horizon
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I am not besieged, Dorn, I am the siege
A guy is sieged at the gates of cadia and gets shot and you think that of me ? No, I am the one who sieges

hallow saddle
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dorn
hand

gleaming gale
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His fist

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His Imperial fist

opaque coyote
gleaming gale
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Legit that's an actual shit from the novels

rancid cove
solid horizon
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do you think he wipes his ass with his imperial fist ?

opaque coyote
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Every IF must be able to shove their fist

gleaming gale
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Up their ass

hallow saddle
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he probably uses a sponge on a stick

opaque coyote
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That is

storm jungle
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Dan Abnett written btw

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So fucking

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Corny

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Like

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Daaaaaan!!!!!

daring creek
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once is enough brain damage

storm jungle
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ASTARTES...............................

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ASSEMBLE......................

opaque coyote
# storm jungle Dan Abnett written btw

If it was just fist it would be a normal sentence.

If it was Imperial Fist, it would be slightly cheesy but fine.

But the fact that he did "-fist, Imperial Fist" just makes it so much worse

daring creek
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assemble

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fycj

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go back to

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marvelslop

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He looks so scrunkly

storm jungle
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be nice

gleaming gale
solid horizon
rancid cove
opaque coyote
daring creek
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Since sometimes

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While writing at like 2 am

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I write the cheesiest shit thinking it's peak

storm jungle
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Only to wake up

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And realize

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"Oh my god this fucking sucks"

solid horizon
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I need obliterators and mutilators in my army, but i have a strict no astartes policy

opaque coyote
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Yeah that explains a lot

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Not to mention the HH series

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Basically having no editors

daring creek
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Pariah Nexus is pretty ok

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but why is krieg everywhere

opaque coyote
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Besides maybe spell checking

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At best

solid horizon
gleaming gale
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Throw Krieg back into legends due to no sales

daring creek
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I like Krieg but that's because the WW1 aesthetic is fucking great

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And also cyborg horses

daring creek
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Ive seen this shit on youtube too many times now.

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It feels dry as hell

opaque coyote
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I love cyborg horses

gleaming gale
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You mean mutant carnivore horses

wary fulcrum
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/servitor horses

solid horizon
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what about cyborg cerberus whatthefuck_heresy
isnt that awesome

opaque coyote
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Which admittedly are cool as fuck I don't care

solid horizon
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with all its guns and tendrils

opaque coyote
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How many people say otherwise

daring creek
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cadians are like. the most default of default guardsmen

gleaming gale
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Nah, they're just full of pumps for stimms

daring creek
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right

gleaming gale
daring creek
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pardon the dark image

opaque coyote
daring creek
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but this i sjust a cadian right

gleaming gale
daring creek
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ok cool

opaque coyote
solid horizon
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why horse got claws

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Although I remember a picture of a horse with it's head replaced

gleaming gale
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I need to find it give me a sec

solid horizon
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have GW employees never seen a horse ?

daring creek
rancid cove
gleaming gale
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Cyber Mastiffs

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Some aren't lobotmized

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Some are

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Depends on who owns it

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And what they want

gleaming gale
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They also are modified to eat just about anything so if you ran out of horse provisions you can just feed them corpses lol

opaque coyote
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Perfectly 40k

opaque coyote
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The Horse stomps on some rebel's eggs

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And the rider just says

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"Welp... Eat up buddy!"

storm jungle
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its fucking awful

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lmao

opaque coyote
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And the horse just eats them alive

storm jungle
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i like how Hesh is like

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"they arent horses, they are just.... it.... things."

opaque coyote
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I like how the Attilan just waltzes in

solid horizon
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I hate horses on tabletop

storm jungle
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they are literally bio-slop

gleaming gale
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"It's a she. I can smell her"

solid horizon
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fucking horses with melta bomb lances

opaque coyote
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lol

gleaming gale
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ngl book made me consider buying an unit of Death Riders to paint

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lol

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LOL

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yeah thats the job of 40k books, never forget

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its to brainwash you to buy minis

gleaming gale
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They still don't have a death rider commissar though

opaque coyote
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Okay I swear there was art of like

A Krieger riding a horse with it's head replaced with like a robot one

gleaming gale
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pretty easy to kitbash

opaque coyote
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But I can't find it

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But I swear it existed

gleaming gale
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that's just their armour

storm jungle
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^

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its armor yeah

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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Maybe I just Mandela effected

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Myself

daring creek
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Whats a good first book on cadians

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I forget I have 15 hours to read

gleaming gale
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Fall of Cadia is also great, the Minka Lesk series is eh... okay?

storm jungle
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Yea its just AGGRESSIVELY fine

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Traitor Rock i liked it but thats kinda it

daring creek
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I saw "only in death" in a book store once

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hows that book

gleaming gale
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it's part of Gaunt's Ghosts, you got like 10 more behind it to patch where it leaves off

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lol

daring creek
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zoinks

opaque coyote
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It's funny how in lore Cadian Guard are meant to be

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The elite of the elite

gleaming gale
storm jungle
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they arent

opaque coyote
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But in reality you see them everywhere

daring creek
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they feel like recyclables

storm jungle
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used, tossed, used.

storm jungle
opaque coyote
gleaming gale
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But we never really see regular army soldiers

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Only stormtroopers

gleaming gale
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Yeah, guardsmen are supposed to be better trained than our current armies IRL, for the average joes you got the Planetary Defense Forces which are... terrible at best

storm jungle
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most guardsman are basically IDF

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we just dont see that a lot because uh

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we dont wanna traumatize our readers

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lol

rancid cove
gleaming gale
storm jungle
opaque coyote
storm jungle
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Not against a full on invasion

daring creek
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its why the most regular IG enemy is chaos

storm jungle
rancid cove
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Peakzone is its other name

rancid cove
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Helghast sweep

storm jungle
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Helghast supremacy

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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its pretty fun

opaque coyote
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Against like objectively innocent people

gleaming gale
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Yeah, do Mordians

storm jungle
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tbh they would do that realistically

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the problem is again we dont wanna upset our readers

gleaming gale
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they literally quell a hive rebellion then shoot half the hive for allowing it to happen

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lol

opaque coyote
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Like nothing important

gleaming gale
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The Generian 99th

opaque coyote
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I might take that as the name

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To like

rancid cove
gleaming gale
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Yeah, read All Guardsmen Party while at it, it's where it comes from

opaque coyote
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Emphasize how fucking unknown they are

daring creek
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I forget this is a darktide server

opaque coyote
gleaming gale
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Yeah

opaque coyote
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I did not remember that while reading the fic

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Also a good fic btw

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I unironically liked a lot of the concepts

winged silo
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Have there been any human pilots for T'au battlesuits? I got an idea for a Psyker battlesuit pilot.

opaque coyote
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Especially the T'au border area

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And how their version of FTL worked

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Favorite part was when they interacted with the SMs and they were like

gleaming gale
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"You will bring honor to cadia!"

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"We aren't from Cadia"

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"...Krieg?"

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"no."

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"Steel Legion??"

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"no."

vagrant fox
opaque coyote
# opaque coyote "no."

Like it was funny how the SM chapter literally had like inflated standards over guardsmen

winged silo
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Due to them basically only working with the most

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Famous chapters

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Until the All Guardsman Party

storm jungle
gleaming gale
opaque coyote
storm jungle
vagrant fox
lament shoal
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How many models typically come in a combat patrol? Wanna know cuz I’d like to make one for my homebrew

storm jungle
gleaming gale
opaque coyote
gleaming gale
storm jungle
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"Gentleman. Zombies."

winged silo
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My question still hasn't been answered, and I don't know if it's because y'all think it's stupid or not, but still. Have there been any human pilots for T'au battlesuits? I got an idea for a Psyker battlesuit pilot.

vagrant fox
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I was thinking about this comment when you said not a crook

storm jungle
arctic talon
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One inquisitor piloted a battlesuit I think

arctic talon
storm jungle
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is the human in question a tau auxillary

arctic talon
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You can always make an exception

winged silo
opaque coyote
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But rank wise

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Usually no

storm jungle
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Excellent, then yes lol

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if the local Ethereal says yes and they got support/tau helpers or assistance then they can more or less kinda pilot anything

daring creek
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Pariah Nexu is nice but

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it feels

lament shoal
daring creek
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reddit

storm jungle
gleaming gale
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Soylamanders

arctic talon
winged silo
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Exception to the 1 monster rule btw

opaque coyote
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"Get in the battlesuit, Hemlock."

opaque coyote
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Also assuming it's a crisis type battlesuit

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AKA Mecha

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And not the ones where it's basically power armor (but not really)

gleaming gale
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Do the Tau even have the knowledge or the ways to prevent a psyker from blowing up into a Warp Gate on their turf?

storm jungle
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this is one of the most hilarious parts of tau lore

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not ONE author

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EVER

storm jungle
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explained this

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lmao

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they legit FORGOT

opaque coyote
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But given that they

arctic talon
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the Tau have psyker auxilleries

lament shoal
arctic talon
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so its likely those ones know

storm jungle
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wait really

arctic talon
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the Tau empire itself

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who tf knows

winged silo
opaque coyote
arctic talon
opaque coyote
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Likely

arctic talon
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The psychic brain worms are only ever around ethereal;s and rarely water caste

storm jungle
arctic talon
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mf'er

storm jungle
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GET-

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GET-

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GETOU-

opaque coyote
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"okay sir"

winged silo
opaque coyote
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BLAM

gleaming gale
daring creek
# storm jungle In what way

The repetition of the Imperial creed. Hearing it across several games. I know its the soul of warhammer but stil. a tad bit annoying. I like the humanity bits, kind of. but also annoyed by the inhumanity of the sister, but thats just conflict ig!

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im dum

opaque coyote
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I mean usually Guela still keep and use Imperium vehicles

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If they have it

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So I can imagine some protocol is literally just copied over

storm jungle
daring creek
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Okay so its NOT just me

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great

storm jungle
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its not just you because we arent brainwashed fans that clap at anything we see

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but yes lmao

gleaming gale
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Kid shouldn't have shambled like a zombie in front of trained guns smh

daring creek
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the humanity wanking is, grossly oversaturated

storm jungle
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Yeah the ending redeems it tho imo

daring creek
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I feel like I'm being advertised

storm jungle
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Sakan's sacrifice literally means nothing

#

thats what i loved about it

gleaming gale
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Sakan lost a hand, confirmed Dorn

storm jungle
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his Salamandarian fist....

opaque coyote
daring creek
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AUGH

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QUIET!

opaque coyote
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Probably something like

lament shoal
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Sword size comparison with marine