40k-lore-chat

[solid horizon]

bretonnians will never not make me laugh for that

[rose thorn]

There is 1 faction in tow that isn’t white because it’s literally China

[storm jungle]

damn that rhymed

whoops

[storm jungle]

yea tho cathay is just lazy

literally just china lol

[solid horizon]

dilara diss track when

[storm jungle]

Xiping Impressed

[storm jungle]

🇨🇳

[signal bramble]

I love fantasy. Having more than one human faction is wonderful.

[solid horizon]

glory to chinese omerta

[gleaming gale]

Triad

[solid horizon]

the only warhammer minis I buy are CHINESE

[rose thorn]

I saw people get mad about a warhammer community post showing tow kitbashes from the gw team because they painted people black

[storm jungle]

I mean

they do that all the time

[celest dome]

Ind, Araby, Not-Japan

[storm jungle]

not even on those showcases lol

[rose thorn]

Literally zero lore or tabletop models

[storm jungle]

hey

they have lore

[gleaming gale]

Araby had lore and models

[storm jungle]

(which is mostly just racist)

lol

[celest dome]

Not for Not-Japan

[storm jungle]

they do for them too

like kamikaze samurai

[rose thorn]

Recaf for the love of all don’t get into the old world

[storm jungle]

and samurai clans

[celest dome]

And Stone dog or something

[rose thorn]

Play AOS like a sane person

[storm jungle]

and samurai clans named after japanese car companies

[celest dome]

I just remember there being some 🤷

[civic gale]

We talking about the Chinese warriors that change into literally Chinese dragons?

[storm jungle]

no

[rose thorn]

I mena there is one

[outer wave]

At least look up old Japanese warlords and go from there...

[civic gale]

Chathain?

[fervent geode]

Yo AOS people

Give me an AOS Flesh Eater Courts book

[celest dome]

Tbf, aren't those car companies named after old noble families ?

[fervent geode]

Some are

[signal bramble]

Nippon was the name wasn’t it?

[rose thorn]

Uhhhh the new one, patriarch of delusion?

[fervent geode]

Some are upstarts

[gleaming gale]

They also worship the at the time's GW designer's car, an Orange Simca

[fervent geode]

Thanks I’m very delulu anyway

[storm jungle]

They should blow up, i think

[rose thorn]

I’ll get a BL link

[rose thorn]

https://www.blacklibrary.com/new-titles/warhammer-age-of-sigmar/ebook-ushoran-mortarch-of-delusion-eng-2025.html

[vagrant fox]

yes

[fervent geode]

Thank

[rose thorn]

No problem

Oh yeah @civic gale you liek lizard me right?

They are bad ass (and got a new book) in AOS

And got a model refresh

[civic gale]

Oh cool

[rose thorn]

https://www.blacklibrary.com/new-titles/warhammer-age-of-sigmar/ebook-starseers-ruin-eng-2025.html

[civic gale]

Going back to 40k

Blood angels get the...red thirst?

Is that what it's called?

[rose thorn]

Yes

[fervent geode]

And the Black Rage

[rose thorn]

They are two unrelated things for some reason lol

[storm jungle]

they just are that Cool™ lol

[heady rivet]

This class is a shitshow the guy has nothing set up. GRIM.

[fervent geode]

Bangles are cursed mutants who should be massacred

[rose thorn]

Agreed

[rose thorn]

“Ah yes I e gave the red thirst and the black rage and we have the best psykers and the best duelist”

[storm jungle]

tbh the Black Rage spawned from Sanguinius getting backshots from Horus

[gleaming gale]

Vile description

[rose thorn]

Why didn’t iron warriors get a black rage

[fervent geode]

They probably did it before guys why the crashout

[storm jungle]

But accurate

[storm jungle]

they are based

[heady rivet]

Oh that reminds me I never read that fic last night

[rose thorn]

Lmao

[storm jungle]

whew

close call

[civic gale]

What's that one?

[heady rivet]

No no, dont celebrate too early

The Van Saar

[rancid cove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1488379887914848338/mhrz4b2.gif

[rose thorn]

The “I gotta kill horus” disease

[gleaming gale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1488379887914848338/mhrz4b2.gif

[storm jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/780818860344344649/1489423221676572682/image_V9.gif

[fervent geode]

They get so fucked pissed and see everyone as Horus and become more or less WE Berzerkers

[rancid cove]

Actual peak fucking gif

[storm jungle]

yeah, gonna shove it up your ass 👀

[fervent geode]

They then get sent to Death Company to die

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-requiem-resident-evil-9-re-9-biohazard-9-biohazard-requiem-gif-5595515720542772783

punk-ass

[storm jungle]

legit excited to see how they butcher that narrative

they are 100% gonna make it "MUH TRAGIC IMPERAIL FIST GAVE UP THEIR LIVES"

or some shit

[rancid cove]

Average IF fan trying to rebutal:

[gleaming gale]

Written by John French

[vagrant fox]

Sincerely hope it makes the iron sloppers and ass fisters look like morons

[storm jungle]

MUH SIGISMUND

SIGISMUND OMG

AUUUGH SIGISMUND

IM SIGISMUNDING

great, shut the fuck up

[civic gale]

Whomst

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Sigismund

[heady rivet]

I do find it funny the Black Templar founding myth is a guy was so annoying he was given a sword and told to kill things until he died and then he didnt

[surreal nest]

You seem particularly joyous this morrow

[rose thorn]

Raise your hand if you like hazard stripes. Raise your hand if you painted hazard stripes

[civic gale]

Oh that guy

[storm jungle]

wdym "joyous" its literally what they do

[storm jungle]

thats the thing tho

its not shown that way

they write it where its "HEROIC"

[surreal nest]

Self lobotomy

[heady rivet]

"Erm it was a special mission outside the walls of Terra" ☝️ 🤓

[storm jungle]

yeah you

[rancid cove]

Swear to god if they make it so it wanst a one sided massacre but instead the IF doing some heroic shit imma crash out

[storm jungle]

LITERALLY lmao

[storm jungle]

They will.

HH has been nothing but loyalist wank

Scouring will be the same

[surreal nest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465045068584058881/1455566327828844656/IMG_7231.gif

[gleaming gale]

Nah, they can't have the smurfs bailing them out if the fists actually do stuff

[rancid cove]

I sigismunding it!!!

Flashbacks to Abaddon giving him backshots

[heady rivet]

Imagine its chaos wank the whole time

[gleaming gale]

Ashes of the Imperium was pretty legit for the chaos side

[surreal nest]

How do 40k fans keep a straight face when every plot somehow devolves into chaos randomly appearing to artificially inflate the stakes

[gleaming gale]

Just wait for SM3 to have the Death Guard show up in the middle of the necron story

[rancid cove]

I hope to god they make the IF miserable as fuck. I need that chapter to suffer.
Alongside the IH.

[heady rivet]

Chaos fans love to do this irl too

[heady rivet]

Another 20 trillion drafted Necromundans for the Imperial Fists

[civic gale]

Is it true lamentors are just unlucky?

[rancid cove]

Same shit with Joker just showing up on every single Batman story

Chaos and Imperium are forever enemies

[storm jungle]

my favorite part with Sigismund is like

people ask WHY hes such a talented swordsman

and the netire thread was

"hes just that good"

[vagrant fox]

They're more just stupid as hell

[storm jungle]

amazing writing

[civic gale]

He's just that good

[storm jungle]

Dumbass

[civic gale]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-i-am-yes-i-am-gif-4799231

[gleaming gale]

He's built different

[storm jungle]

[civic gale]

Man...

[storm jungle]

"ILL TELL YOU WHAT A GOLDMINE IS, THOSE HORUS HERESY BOOKS!"

https://klipy.com/gifs/predicted-sopranos

[gleaming gale]

Every war has it's hammer, Horus Heresy 🗣️

[rancid cove]

He's just that guy - the narrative

[storm jungle]

"ABADDON ONLY WON BECAUSE SIGISMUDN WAS OLD"

Even when hes dead they cant stop wanking this guyh

holy shit man

[civic gale]

Isn't there a book about a commissar that just finds himself in dumb situations that he didn't wanna be in?

[gleaming gale]

Wait until you find out about the god of the Imperium

[storm jungle]

the Emperor was set up that way

Sigismund is just wank in every scene

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Ciaphas_Cain

[civic gale]

Yeh that guy

Cain

[gleaming gale]

First of all, I won't allow anyone to say Ciaphas Cain without the title 'Hero of the Imperium'

[rancid cove]

They shit like this as if Abaddon couldnt kill a custodes singlehanded

[storm jungle]

Blowjobber of the Imperium*

[civic gale]

Ayo?

[gleaming gale]

Tau malding

[civic gale]

And they call me the freak

[storm jungle]

Not even related, keep malding loser

🗣️

[civic gale]

Dilara is aggressive today damn

[gleaming gale]

Lose where, lose where 🗣️

[storm jungle]

"today"

you can tell this guy is new

[civic gale]

Somewhat yeh

[storm jungle]

At your bedroom idk

[rancid cove]

be one of the biggest cowards in 40k
somehow his cowardice makes him do impossible feats
is considered the hero

[gleaming gale]

Peak

[storm jungle]

Literally the same plot in every book btw

[civic gale]

I mostly hung around the general chat before I got into actual lore

[storm jungle]

wait i forgot

Cheapeto is a guardphile

nvm dont engage with him, guy is brainwashed

[gleaming gale]

Cope

[storm jungle]

Nope

[civic gale]

"guardphile"

[rancid cove]

I wish every Guard fan a terrible week

[storm jungle]

I think Cheap is uhhh

guy on the left

[civic gale]

Ah cara fudeu

[rancid cove]

Otário!!!

[gleaming gale]

I don't have a sororitas shirt yet

[storm jungle]

Imperial Gooner

[civic gale]

"man that's fucked" in Portuguese

[civic gale]

Rude

[rancid cove]

And also the randomly fucking people of power as well

[storm jungle]

hes the peak definition of a white protagonist

basically Flash Gordon lol

[rancid cove]

I know theyre bringing him back one day but I wish they kill him off before Yarrick

Would be so funny

[storm jungle]

tbh Cain is entirely irrelevant in modern 40k

so hes prob gonna appear later for some promo

[heady rivet]

He's 100% self-concious because he's like "I'M A HUGE CIWARD SO SELFISH" and then does brave things constantly, even sometimes to no benefit for himself

[vagrant fox]

me btw

[storm jungle]

that would be fine if it was explored not just a boring trope every 15 books

[rancid cove]

"We're the true backbone of the Imperium!!!! We can actually beat space marines very often with our big brains!!!"

On repeat

[storm jungle]

Kill all guard fans imo

[vagrant fox]

Z-zoinks scoob I'm such a scaredy cat, copy-paste villain of the week is right there

[storm jungle]

LITERALLY yes

such a boring character

[vagrant fox]

just get rid of the imperium at this point

[storm jungle]

read actual commissars like Yarrick or Raine

my favorite part is how hard thye try to also make Cain a good guy

because we just cant have our Guard protagonists do evil shit

lmao

[gleaming gale]

God forbid a book tackle another genre outside criticism of the modern political thing(tm)

[vagrant fox]

The crime of the Cain books is being dead boring more than anything

[storm jungle]

Being evil is a "modern political thing"?

Also god forbid we want our readers to use their brain

instead of applauding for space wehrmacht lol

[rancid cove]

White man who sleeps with all the hot ladies and do heroic shit after trying to run away because hes a coward and being the only plot trough all his novels is not that interesting

[storm jungle]

LMAO

yeah Cain is nothing but the same jokes every day

also watch him do whataboutism

[vagrant fox]

Then again I'd sell the same book umpteen times if I could ig

[storm jungle]

deffo, i do love money

[gleaming gale]

White man this, white man that, it wouldn't make the series a bestseller if they made Cain a minority now, would it?

[storm jungle]

Ding ding ding called it

[rancid cove]

Read like a book

[storm jungle]

I mean have you seen how people react to black characters on 40k book covers

[storm jungle]

not La Risistas Dorn

😭

[median ocean]

[rancid cove]

Give me an actual commissar who is an fascist piece of shit and also decent at his job like Yarrick or don't talk to me

Mention Cain next to me I'll blow your brains out

[gleaming gale]

Cain

[rocky gale]

Sevarina Raine

[storm jungle]

Hesh from the new Death Rider book

hes my all-time favorite commissar i think

[vagrant fox]

Hesh, based Katarin, Hasp

[storm jungle]

^

the author really understood how to humanize yet still keep Commissars evil

Hesh's entire mindset is "I must kill hundreds to save thousands"

[vagrant fox]

Hesh is up there near the top spot for me, definitely

[rancid cove]

Maybe they'll lessen my hatred for the guard

[storm jungle]

you'll deffo like Death Rider

its a very miserable and non-glorious guard book

but still a very funny read

[vagrant fox]

why hate guard when we have based Jopall

[storm jungle]

mortgage

[vagrant fox]

Not much of a genuine reason to actually hate any faction as much as I joke around, try to see the cool bits in any of them imo

[storm jungle]

Its literally just Tau for me and its less dislike and more "Im just not interested"

id prob be more into them if i read on em but uh my brain is as loaded as it is, but id never hate them outright like a moron

[rancid cove]

Yeah I only say shit like this for jokes
Its just some that I'm not interested or doesn't seem worthy for me to get into

[gleaming gale]

Phil Kelly didn't really help on selling them as interesting either lol, Elemental Council did heavy lifting somewhat

[vagrant fox]

As long as the mechs stay away I genuinely like the Tau

Orr was a very cool character, would like to see more Tau in that vein

[rancid cove]

For me is the Tau and Thousand Sons tbh
One is fish people and the other one is space fent in suit of armor

[gleaming gale]

Tau are camels 🤓

[vagrant fox]

I struggle the most with Tyranids, there's cool bits but euch

[rancid cove]

I want to learn more bout nids as well but theyre just kinda confusing

Very interesting faction tho

Me like GSC a lot as well

[storm jungle]

Nids are very simple

you just play them because big monsters

prob the most simple 40k faction lol

[vagrant fox]

Big bugs that eat stuff

[solid horizon]

they have a lot of infantryslop as well

[storm jungle]

thats space marines

[solid horizon]

no

[storm jungle]

yes

little shit

[solid horizon]

space marines are not a horde army

[vagrant fox]

infantryslop is so cool

[storm jungle]

yeah they are

they got like 1000000000000 units

[rancid cove]

I mean in trying to better understand the hive mind and synapse connection bit
Plus GSC hierarchy

[solid horizon]

shut up book nerd

diversity does not equal horde gameplay

[rancid cove]

We're so cool...

bloatunits

[storm jungle]

basically only a few specific creatures act as node creaturs that spread the psychic connection to more brainless ones, thats it

GSC hierarchy is also very easy

the chart itself is on lexi iirc

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Synapse

think of them as walking killer wifi modems

[rancid cove]

All I know is patriarch acts as a beacon for the hive and also he kinda controls the cult like a mini version of a hivemind

[storm jungle]

Yeah its the sole leader

[rancid cove]

Unironically this helped me a lot to understand the synapse thing

[storm jungle]

Here.

you can see uh

why people think GSC is very cool lol

they are VERY intricate

[vagrant fox]

They would be so much cooler to me if they weren't so intrinsically tied to Tyranids, fire GW for this insult

[storm jungle]

Wdym

[rancid cove]

Aint like

Their whole purpose to be tied to nids?

[storm jungle]

I think i know what he means

[vagrant fox]

It's a nitpick but I find their ties to the tyranids a bit boring is all

[storm jungle]

but i wanna hear it first

[solid horizon]

bro just wants a construction workers faction

[storm jungle]

boring in what way

[rancid cove]

U wanted them to be completely separated from nids despite being created by them?

[vagrant fox]

Boring is perhaps the wrong word, it's that I struggle to like the tyranids and they're tied to the tyranids. I know they can just leave before the planet gets eaten but w/e

[solid horizon]

GSC could so cool if they werent bad blooded midgets with huge heads

[storm jungle]

I guess?

[storm jungle]

Thats satire, its suppose to represent the fuck-ugly nerd playerbase

aka us

[vagrant fox]

true

[solid horizon]

true, except one small problem

me brain not beeg

[rancid cove]

The chudling playerbase

[vagrant fox]

For personal tastes I'd like it if it was just some predatory alien strain instead, but it is a nitpick

[solid horizon]

I dont have cool explosives and cool bikes

nor do I have cool buzzsaw trucks n shit

[storm jungle]

you uh

KEK

[solid horizon]

I hate C4 stratagems and remote explosives

[storm jungle]

too bad

teh revolution must continue

[solid horizon]

the local model store has a second hand GSC army mixed with some necromunda stuff

and all their heads are replaced with skulls

[vagrant fox]

bomb the infrastructure now, coward

[solid horizon]

like

fantasy regular human skulls

[civic gale]

I hate working at a call center

[solid horizon]

GSC killed one of my daemon engines with C4 and a net gun, I will not forgive this offense

[storm jungle]

LOL

[solid horizon]

my decimator got starwars'd

https://tenor.com/view/at-at-mumak-legolas-hoth-gif-23225665

tf is that gif

[gleaming gale]

That's the Kellermorph riding it

[rancid cove]

I like to think tyranids as cockroaches

[vagrant fox]

Legolas could just do that

[storm jungle]

more like

goes to date a tyranid player

goes to their apartment

"THIS HOE GOT GAUNTS IN HER CRIB"

[rancid cove]

Live gaunt reaction

[solid horizon]

tyranids and death guard (especially nurgle demons) are very popular with ladies for some esoteric reason

so its accurate

[storm jungle]

Girls like ugly monsters

[rancid cove]

so are the NL

[solid horizon]

this is a reminder WH40k is a work of fiction

[rancid cove]

The female brain needs ugly genociding chud creature to fall in love with

[storm jungle]

is it

[solid horizon]

now thou raise the question

[rancid cove]

WH40K is a work of fiction because british people are still a thing during the 42 millennium

[solid horizon]

WH40k is a work of fiction because the emperor of mankind is a turkish man

[vagrant fox]

Are you implying turks can't be men?

[solid horizon]

absolutely

[gleaming gale]

False, he doesn't have a moustache

[solid horizon]

this is why he is often referred to as the false emperor

[solid horizon]

dang

[rancid cove]

loser

[civic gale]

Is that a necron?

[rancid cove]

be quicker next time

[rancid cove]

Ctan

[civic gale]

Oh my bad

[rancid cove]

one of their stinky gods

[rancid cove]

I have found the worst 40k live reaction image

[storm jungle]

i just assumed it was some offshoot meme format years ago

lmao

[rancid cove]

wait

[civic gale]

Interesting

[rancid cove]

tHESE ARE FROM KIRK???

[storm jungle]

YES lmao

its his entire "Turning Point" thing

[solid horizon]

kirk just gained a lot of visibility with most recent american elections

[storm jungle]

these have been around for years too, i never knew until he got shot

well tbh i never even knew he existed until he got shot

but still

[vagrant fox]

The homies are not paying attention smh

[storm jungle]

Imperial Saint btw

[rancid cove]

Still kinda insane this is gonna be his legacy from now on

[solid horizon]

he's the reason for it tbh

[storm jungle]

^

[solid horizon]

bro could not stop yapping about random shit

college invader

[rancid cove]

Oh yeah 100% but it's still kinda hilarious
Millions laughed at when he died, millions more laugh at memes made using his face
and his wife fucking celebrated his death by trying to acquire everything that was his

[civic gale]

Shhhh

[storm jungle]

because uh "they bombed the towers"

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/fentcord-true-coyote-gif-2599436844608872721

[storm jungle]

reminder that this is the same guy that said "empathy is bad"

the bell tolls for thee lol

[solid horizon]

dude is a perfect example of consequences what he preached allegedly leads to

[storm jungle]

^

the ultimate irony has been him being killed by an ex-republican

[gleaming gale]

As far as the official story goes

[storm jungle]

Yeah lmao

that isnt even going into the rabbit hole that this was maybe a Lee Oswald situation

[solid horizon]

I guess we'll never know

but who cares in every case it's used as political tool

[rancid cove]

fuckiest thing of this situation is i can never again act normal when someone has "Kirk" in their name

[solid horizon]

hell nah im being mystery jew reacted

[civic gale]

Ogryn

[rancid cove]

like the guy who writes Invincible being named Kirkman

[gleaming gale]

I agree

[rancid cove]

man like cmon

[civic gale]

See I prefer ogryn

[solid horizon]

now you can't watch star trek and take captain kirk seriously (you have yet to watch star trek seriously)

[rancid cove]

Ill probably never watch Star Trek

[civic gale]

Man, work sucks

Do not work at call centers

[gleaming gale]

Stalin moment

[storm jungle]

fired more than 12 generals

women

hegseth

checks out

actually fucking insane

[rocky gale]

Defiler has a lot more head options than I thought

[civic gale]

Oi cool

[civic gale]

Why is he jerking off

[gleaming gale]

Not the Emperor's Soyjaks

[solid horizon]

chestnut burr head on the right

[rocky gale]

Why aren't you?

[rancid cove]

to make fun of these type of invincible comic edits

[rancid cove]

Probably my favorites

[valid needle]

The imperial fists just activated the last wall protocol to reform the legion

[rancid cove]

Also looks like Wolfers mask

[valid needle]

Dorns returning, there’s no way he isn’t

[storm jungle]

hes not lol

its Russ

[solid horizon]

it's a reference to the old defiler skull mask

[valid needle]

Don’t speak nonsense

[storm jungle]

also is this 4th Tyrannic War related?

[valid needle]

It’s right now

[storm jungle]

I speak Russense, not Dornsense

[gleaming gale]

Did the fists get wiped out, again?

lmao

[valid needle]

Against Perturabo

[storm jungle]

Lmao

[valid needle]

No

[storm jungle]

yeah not going anywhere

dont worry about it

[valid needle]

They just reformed the legion now

Against the IW

[rancid cove]

"MY SONS, I HAVE RETURNED"

"YAY, OUR FATHER IS BACK"

"TO FINISH MY WAR WITH PERTURABO"

"Oh no our father is back..."

[valid needle]

DORN IS COMING

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/goodnight-sleep-goodnight-meme-goodnight-bro-minecraft-gif-21455562

[storm jungle]

God

im dreading now like

"OMG LAST WALL"

"ITS HAPPENING GUYS"

[rocky gale]

Dorn can return to the fucking dirt

[storm jungle]

"GUYS DORN IS COMING BACK"

[valid needle]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-john-trump-im-gonna-come-gif-25102111

[storm jungle]

All quiet on the happening front

[valid needle]

Daddy Dorn is on his way

[valid needle]

Back to bitch slap Bitchurabo again

[rocky gale]

Dorn returns, time to order all of his sons to kill themselves again for no reason

[rancid cove]

If Dorn comes back, I hope to God they make him wanting to get back at Perturabo like Perty was during HH
And have Perturabo not giving a fuck anymore

the switch would be so funny

[valid needle]

The only time Perturabo ever beat Dorn is when Dorn acted like Perturabo and Perturabo acted like Dorn

[gleaming gale]

That's literally what Dorn is doing in the first scouring book, he's going apeshit around the palace about it then acts surprised the Senate decided to back Guilliman instead

[storm jungle]

^

[valid needle]

Based Dorn

Guilliman didn’t carry the defence. He has no place to make demands.

[rancid cove]

I hope they keep it like this and make Perturabo just acting
"You already lost, Dorn. I do not care for you."

[solid horizon]

peter is at least 5 meters taller than dorn now

[civic gale]

Funny name

[valid needle]

Dorn has more defeats over Perturabo at this point tbh

[gleaming gale]

D: "I remember you, brother"
P: "I don't lol"

[solid horizon]

whats he gonna do, imperial his fist ?

[vagrant fox]

this iron slop fist slop nonsense is never going to end it'll be the death of me

[solid horizon]

or fist the emperor ?

[valid needle]

IW literally get one win one time against dorns multiple wins and they don’t shut up about it lol

[rocky gale]

Dorn has literally never beat Perturabo

[civic gale]

I wanna play Pokemon

[solid horizon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/780818860344344649/1489423221676572682/image_V9.gif

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/you-have-alerted-the-iron-warrior-you-have-alerted-iron-warriors-warhammer-40k-gif-14639048856451701115

[rocky gale]

Infact Dorn has never beat anyone

He's a loser

[valid needle]

Siege of Terra. Perturabo couldn’t beat Dorn and ragequit like a baby.

[rocky gale]

False

[valid needle]

Pollux also outsmarted and beat Perturabo

[gleaming gale]

He did punch Garro in the face for bringing him the bad news, that's about it

[rocky gale]

Also false

[rancid cove]

Perty left not because of Dorn but because of the other traitor primarchs actinglike dipshits

[solid horizon]

dorn didn't play it fair

[valid needle]

Common IW L

[solid horizon]

yeah yeah

[rocky gale]

Common Imperial Fist revisionism

[valid needle]

Sounds like a quitter

[solid horizon]

we'll talk when IF'll get new models

[celest dome]

Isn't Dorn one of the few Primarch killer ?

[rocky gale]

Lose every major engagement, go extinct 40 times, claim victory

[rocky gale]

Life as an Imperial Fist

[valid needle]

I’m DA/NL homie. I just know Dorn is based and Perturabo is a crybaby because his dad didn’t love him.

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

The IF cope

[solid horizon]

didnt perturabo kick dorns ass so much that he could not fight with his army for like 17 years or something

[rocky gale]

The 40k in Warhammer 40k stands for how many times the Imperial Fists have went extinct

Because they suck

[valid needle]

Bait

[valid needle]

Nearly go extinct once actually hombre

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/laughing-at-you-5

[solid horizon]

1st & 2nd edition space marines are commonly painted as Imperial Fists, this is a reference to Imperial Fists being a discontinued legion

[rancid cove]

"I have my whole life ahead of me"

WRONG. THE SIEGE IS COMING.

[rocky gale]

I hope Dorn does come back, then immediately dies and doesn't get a model

[valid needle]

Common chaos fan L mentality

I wish Konrad would return

[solid horizon]

cry some more loyalist, you are hydrating me

[valid needle]

I miss him so much

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/meme-9gag

He's fuming

Seething

[valid needle]

I am a Fallen, chaos slave. Imagine fighting the imperium and needing the help of chaos. Become a renegade like the based Angels.

[solid horizon]

cool I suppose

[rancid cove]

"N-No, guys. This is for our survival against a fascist empire!" soyjack mentality vs "Yeah, I'm evil. What you're gonna do abou it?" chad

[rocky gale]

"My sons are too loyal to me that they would never follow my orders, so I must order them all to kill themselves so that they will follow my orders" Rogal "Dumbfuck" Dorn

[valid needle]

Imagine hating chaos and your dad becomes a chaos demon

[valid needle]

Based

[gleaming gale]

Whatever, get in the forgefiend

[solid horizon]

nah

forgefiend is for daemons

warpsmiths, helbrute this man

[valid needle]

The Luther doesn’t concern himself with chaos slaves.

[flat nimbus]

oh, a Night Lords fan!

[valid needle]

Sevatar needs to return real talk

My flayer king

Well Prince because Konrad is king

[solid horizon]

isnt he

dead

like every vampire primarch

[valid needle]

Legend never die

Curze is in our hearts

[solid horizon]

never met the guy

[gleaming gale]

Imagine unironically liking Cumrag Curse

[rocky gale]

Imagine calling Perturabo a whiney baby, while liking Curze

[heady rivet]

He is the WORST <3

[valid needle]

Curze is mentally ill so he has an excuse. Perturabo is a crybaby just because his dad doesn’t show him love.

[solid horizon]

nah perturabo is sick of his brothers being idiots

[valid needle]

The second height of technology with a uber powerful psyker dad and you are telling me Curze was refused the help he needed with his mental health? Unbelievable.

[gleaming gale]

Angron

[valid needle]

Angron was fucked tbh

Nothing could fix him

[gleaming gale]

Eldrad literally tells Jimmy he can fix him

[valid needle]

That means the emperor accepting help from Eldar and so it’s basically not even an option.

[gleaming gale]

He literally did it before lol

[valid needle]

We’re talking mr space kill everything except my race here

[valid needle]

When?

[rocky gale]

Space King mentioned, interest in discussion lost

https://klipy.com/gifs/veeunus-spongebob

[valid needle]

Space king?

I said space kill not space king

[flat nimbus]

and then the Eldar are integral in fixing G-man, perfectly closing the loop

[valid needle]

Emperors dead af tbh he can’t exactly stop them

[flat nimbus]

yeah but one imagines him seething

[valid needle]

Send me the lex on the emperor getting help from Eldar I’ve never heard of this story.

[gleaming gale]

They've been pen pals for a while and worked in tandem at certain plot points in the story, Eldrad tells Guilliman about it in Armour of Fate

[valid needle]

I’ll need to read it

Lowkey never thought the emperor would not be a total xeno genocide guy

[gleaming gale]

Also told in Throneworld

Ex from Throneworld

Ex from Armour of Fate

[storm jungle]

FYI this "eldar helped them" shit is like all passing sentences with zero context that existed beforehand.

Its never mentioned ever again lol

[gleaming gale]

It's not the whole of eldar as much as it's just Eldrad fucking around

Then again it's never expanded on either because GW hates writing eldar stories

[storm jungle]

Yeah its still out of nowhre and makes zero sense

tho it was hilarious when farseer nastasse pulled Gman out of fighting Szarekh

because uh quote

"Hes gonna fucking kill you"

[arctic talon]

Tbf

Have you seen Szarekh

I think he’d fucking kill him too

[storm jungle]

god that book is so weird

the Necrons are written so well but the entire novel is just a waste of time shithole lol

actually nvm thats the entirety of Dawn of Fire

[arctic talon]

There’s a bunch that’s written well in that book

And it’s still a waste of time

[gleaming gale]

Wolftime

[arctic talon]

lol

It’s like the opposite issue of heresy where a book is shit but mandatory

[storm jungle]

We had so many people that we warned read that on bookclub

then a week later they were traumatized

genuinly hilarious

[storm jungle]

tbh its also like

THE ERA IT COVERS

IS ALREADY OVER

WE KNOW EVERYTHING

like the last novel is literlly fucking setting up Cawl going to that dead tyranid world to get his mcguffin

AND THAT BOOK CAME OUT YEARS AGO

ITS DONE ALREADY

[rancid cove]

Why were they traumatized

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-ever-happens-nothing-happened-nothing-happens-chud-whireboard-gif-2988386145514738917

[arctic talon]

It’s dogshit

[gleaming gale]

Wolfshit

[arctic talon]

Truth nuke

[storm jungle]

Its

just

BORING

"WE'LL NEVER ACCEPT PRIMARIS"

"WOLFWOLFWOLFWOLF"

"LEMON RUST"

"WOLFWOLFWOLFWOLF"

"Oh okay we'll accept primaris"

[gleaming gale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/566634298904674324/1489660676032041041/RDT_20260403_1356073443540187888243168.gif

[storm jungle]

amazing

BRAVO VINCE

[languid meadow]

Artemis...

[arctic talon]

Oh also like half the SW are like horrifically out of character lol

But who gives a shit

[rancid cove]

Ah lmao

[gleaming gale]

But yeah, Peter Turbo > Robot Boring at the end of the day to settle the matter

[limpid granite]

earf

[storm jungle]

supa urf

[gleaming gale]

Oua hom

[storm jungle]

[heady rivet]

Would you peel your GFs scabs off if she asked

[gleaming gale]

You wouldn't?

[rocky gale]

With my teeth

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/the-terror-francis-crozier-head-in-hands-distressed-at-my-limit-gif-10277823548118801621

[rancid cove]

Soloed the Hive Tyrant completely solo no bots
smh space marine supremacy, we guys are th best

[celest dome]

🚬

[heady rivet]

I still keep trying to force myself to play that game so i can play dressup lole

[rancid cove]

I play it for fun and dress-up, I have a lot of fashion images

Got 25 pictures of all my looks

[heady rivet]

Yeah I have prestiged one (1) class lole

[rancid cove]

All my classes are full prestige

[valid needle]

But wait…. Emperor is not…. le Space Hitler after all?

[rancid cove]

Could I be so kind to DM you all of my space chud fashion images?

[heady rivet]

My friend carried me a little the other day lole

He is

Cracked

[jade holly]

Is this a new model

[rocky gale]

No

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-of-absolute-agreement-gif-13190399601485891974

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/you-have-alerted-the-horse-horse-gt-when-the-gif-24722142

[heady rivet]

I like Spess Mehreens overall i think

[rancid cove]

Smh I'd say I'm cracked since I only play at the highest difficulty (absolute) but I still take damage and get downed every now and again

[storm jungle]

taking away your Munda license

🪪

[heady rivet]

Ratio

[gleaming gale]

Space Marine Pusher

[storm jungle]

thats not a space marine

thats a space hobo

[gleaming gale]

That's literally everyone in Necromunda

[storm jungle]

Yeah munda supremacy

[heady rivet]

Of course, Proctor. Whatever you say. Can I have my bionic legs back or should I just crawl for my next shift at the orphan smelter?

[storm jungle]

Necroavivmunda impressed?

[rancid cove]

So he's a Carcharadon...?

[storm jungle]

no because they got gear

[storm jungle]

👎

[rancid cove]

This also applies to Night City

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/egirldahyun-dayeonfan-gif-8706728142061726049

[storm jungle]

Helmawrahu?

[heady rivet]

I'm going to my Union rep he was right this is bullshit I'm painting my house purple

[jade holly]

This still has to be one of my favorite models that I can never get

[gleaming gale]

Palatine Impressed

[heady rivet]

Helmawr executs all Humans equally so he's doing better

[storm jungle]

terrible

[storm jungle]

terrible

[solid horizon]

This model rizzes up everyone

So much aurafarm

[gleaming gale]

I love how they used the exact same pose and proportions for Titus

[storm jungle]

Bleak needs to copy Peak

space marine fans starving after 1 hour of no mini releases

[gleaming gale]

Would be peak if 11e doesn't mention the smurfs at all

[solid horizon]

Space marines fans when the helmet changes slightly

[gleaming gale]

It still looks dogshit compared to the old mk7

[solid horizon]

Yeah the mouth is half dome shaped instead of rounded arrow tip shaped

[storm jungle]

Palatine Enforcers be like

"We gave warnings before we nuked that entire hab-sector"

[gleaming gale]

They at least contain it to the sector and not the entire city like the IDF

Imperium 1 - 0 Israel

[storm jungle]

LMFAOOOO

CHRIST

[storm jungle]

my favorite part is like "they give warnings-"

YOU ARE BOMBING

A FUCKING CITY

WHERE PEOPLE NEED TO GO TO JOBS

OR CANT JUST LEAVE THEIR HOMES

actual psychopaths

[heady rivet]

My favorite is during the Great Rift when they seal people inside their hab-blocks or factories or wherever the hell they were at the time and then forgot about em for a few months

[storm jungle]

Same, its so funny

that entire "darkness" temporary period is so good

i was shocked by how good the writing was of that entire rulebook

[gleaming gale]

Breaking holonews: Necromundan authorities refuse shelter to Imperial Fists astartes as the Aranthian Succession war rages outside

[heady rivet]

One running gag we had in a Necromunda campaign once was the Hive was so poor the Palanite Enforcer player would just declare everything was a fine. He would mutter "Fine for littering" while resolving getting blown up by a grenade

[jade holly]

Are the new CSM models on the codex app yet?

[storm jungle]

this is what gets me

you can use this 1:1 for 40k

and its seamless

[rancid cove]

I read this as Palpatine Imperessed and wondered why he didn't look like a testicle

[heady rivet]

Fine fuckit I'll make Necromunda mentioned too

[heady rivet]

I like that Lord Helmawr is basically Napoleon but undergoing an even worse Chudification

[gleaming gale]

I parodied a few of Trump's speeches as a joke for the context of my IM campaign lmao, it really does fit

[storm jungle]

like i said SEAMLESS lol

"The promethium prices are better than ever, perhaps the best in the last millennia, ask my aides and officials they'll uh they'll tell you all about it."

[gleaming gale]

Duke Severus has long been known as a master of hymnal manipulation and public relations. He is militarily ineffective and weak, but is really good at 'feeding' the very appreciative heretical news false information. Now, abominable intelligence has become another disinformation weapon that the Dominate uses, quite well, considering they are being anihilated by the day. They showed phony 'fire cruisers,' shooting at various ships in the void, which looks wonderful, powerful, and vicious, but these cruisers don't exist - it's all false information to show houw 'tough' their already defeated military is! The five Battlefleet Calixis Troop Transports that were supposedly struck and badly damaged, according to the Hyperian Quotidian's false reporting, and others, are all in service, with the exception of one, which will soon cross the void. Bases and voidships that are shown to b e on fire are not - It's HERETICAL NEWS, generated by abominable intelligence. For instance, the Severan Dominate, working in close coordination with the Heretical News, shows our great Fist of Adamant, one of the largest and most prestigious ships in the Sector, burning uncontrollably in the orbit of Hervara. Not only was it not burning, it was not even shot at - the Dominate knows better than to do that! The story was knowingly HERETICAL and, in a certain way, you can say that those heretical outlets that generated it should be brought up on charges of HERESY and TREASON, for the dissemination of false information. The fact is, the Severan Dominate is being decimated, and the only battles they 'win' are those they create through abominable intelligence, and are distributed by secessionist news outlets. The venial noble houses of Calixis knows this full well, but continues to go forward with false stories and LIES. That's why their approval rating is so low, and I can win another Crusade appointment, IN A LANDSLIDE, getting only 5% positive noble approval - They have no credibility! I am thrilled to see Marius Hax - Calixis Sector Lord, looking at the accusations of some of these corrupted and highly disloyal 'noble' houses. They get billions of Thrones of FREE imperial voxwaves, and use it to perpetuate LIES, both in news and almost all of their pictgraphs, including the Late Night Sermons, who get gigantic salaries for horrible ratings, and never get, as I used to say in De Tactica, 'EXECUTED.' Thank you for your attention to this matter! Lord General Militant ARMIG GHANZORIK.

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

[jade holly]

Holy wall of text

[storm jungle]

FUCK

like

remove the caps lock just so people dont notice and NO ONE would relaise this is some shit Orange man said

[heady rivet]

Funniest Trump lore is finding out he doesnt type those, he has a TEAM of people on laptops that listen to him as he dictates it to them while watching the news. They decide what gets capitalized and accentuated

[storm jungle]

Oh my god dude

[gleaming gale]

Thank you for your attention to this matter 🗣️

[heady rivet]

Like he watches the news at the end of a conference table and without looking away he just says completely deadpan "She looks horrible in that dress, how sad" and two interns send it out

[storm jungle]

yeah it explains the tweet-nature of the posts

like most of them are just "what the fuck are you talking about"

[jade holly]

I wonder how fast the Defilers will sell out

and before I get lazy and miss it, the preorders go live at 1pm est tomorrow right?

[gleaming gale]

Whatever 10 am GMT is for you

I think

[jade holly]

Smh why can’t the world use the superior timezone of EDT/EST

I think you mean 10 pm GMT

10 am GMT in EST is 5am

Wait that’s still not it

[gleaming gale]

Probably different schedules entirely, it's 10 am for the brits and 11/12 for europeans

[jade holly]

It’s 10 am PDT smh

[rose thorn]

Did these samples all by my self

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1481104605940023432/1489671885506744492/EscherShoot.gif

You seeing a bug

[rose thorn]

these have been dead for 5 years

[celest dome]

so that's for work ? hobby ?

[rose thorn]

Lab work

[heady rivet]

Likely story...

[midnight dragon]

Will we ever get a story from the tyranid hive mind perspective?

[wary fulcrum]

I imagine it’s just a lot of screaming

[jade holly]

How would that even work tbh?

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/bouncy-bounce-bouncy-cat-cat-bounce-silly-cat-gif-5621340139381653523

[storm jungle]

best you get is Long Hungry Road short story

the best way to do a Hivemind POV is to have some central protagonist faction dealing with an invasion with very regular secondary chapters from a Hivemind perspective

its doable its just that no one does it

[midnight dragon]

It would of been told from the perspective of the hive lord

[storm jungle]

why a Hivelord

do you mean a Hive Tyrant?

[arctic talon]

That’s not the hiveminds pov either

Hive tyrants are sapient and sentient entities

[midnight dragon]

Who controls all the tyranids

[storm jungle]

the Hivemind

lol

[midnight dragon]

Yeah

Rhats who im talking about

[heady rivet]

John Tyranid

[midnight dragon]

Making the hivemind the narrator

[storm jungle]

again

Long Hungry Road

read it

[midnight dragon]

Why don't you come here and make me.

[storm jungle]

Im lazy and watching Atunshei

lap it up ponygoer

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1481104605940023432/1489671885506744492/EscherShoot.gif

[arctic talon]

Plamsma

[storm jungle]

Plasmoid

[heady rivet]

I was gonna make Necromunda mentioned gif in the vein of Mao Hello Chat but this is much better

[midnight dragon]

Elaborate

[midnight dragon]

Well I mean that sounds very interesting actually

[arctic talon]

They’re literally sentient and sapient

[midnight dragon]

Billy jean

[arctic talon]

All the Tyranid synapse creatures are

And their minds(might) be recycled for all of them

They’re definitely recycled for Hive Tyrants

But it’s unclear if it’s done so for lesser synapse creatures

[midnight dragon]

The synapse?

[midnight dragon]

Certain nids are sentient.and sapient?

Why?

[arctic talon]

Synapse is how the hivemind exerts its will on the more idiotic/animalistic tyranids

[arctic talon]

Serve as command nodes and are more specialized

You can’t have a literal animal do delicate infiltration work

Or come up with a strategy to attack something on the spot

[storm jungle]

ye

[midnight dragon]

Now write it and get it published by games workshop creator of ideas

[storm jungle]

nah im good

[gleaming gale]

I mean if Wolftime got approved...

[midnight dragon]

So who and what are usually synapses? Also do they exist as an excuse to give nids named characters as well?

[storm jungle]

no lol

[arctic talon]

Tyranid named characters are just exceptional bio forms

lol

[storm jungle]

^

[arctic talon]

Or ones with weird behaviors

I.E the Red Death

Parasite of Mortrex

Ect.

[gleaming gale]

Forgetting Old One Eye smh

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Synapse

Synapse is the Tyranid Psychic Power which unites all of the Tyranids into the Hive Mind.[1]

Synapse is projected by Synapse Creatures which are usually leaders such as Hive Tyrants, Tyranid Warriors and Broodlord or specialist psykers like Zoanthropes. These creatures have greatly increased synapse networks within their cortex and these act as psychic conduits for the Hive Mind to order nearby troops. Without the Synapse guiding them, most Tyranids will revert to a feral state, although some, such as Genestealers with their Brood Telepathy, can perform just as well without Synapse as they do with it.[1][2]

[midnight dragon]

Yeah I just looked at all their miniatures on Warhammer.com I was wrong im sorry for my stupid question

[arctic talon]

Known Tyranid synapse creatures not turned into one via a Norn Crown are

Broodlords, Dominatrix, Hive Tyrants, Maleceptor, Neurogaunt Nodebeasts, Neurolictor, ravener primes, Tervigons, Tyranid Warriors, Zoanthropes, Neurothropes

The funny norn Crown is a way the hivemind divised getting around everyone's strategy of "shoot the synapse creature" by implanting a parasitic entity inside the skull of another tyranid

which then turns that tyranid into a synapse creature

most notably its been done with carnifex's and gaunts

[midnight dragon]

Oh ok, so a synapse creature is usually a nid with a

[storm jungle]

its basically a walking wifi modem

[midnight dragon]

Hm this is very wow

But like

[arctic talon]

yeah the synapse is like

literally wifi in a sense

I had a nid player call his synapse creatures 5g towers

[midnight dragon]

Why not just use biological warfare then

[arctic talon]

Tyanids adapt to biological warfare

fast

observe

[sacred ginkgo]

Just realized the translation of The Stranger i'm reading was translated by Matt Ward

[raven stone]

Consider this: there have been lore records of Tyranids surviving Nurgle shit

So do you think bio warfare from humans would work

[storm jungle]

Nids when you use chemical weapons:

[midnight dragon]

We can't just have a war of the worlds moment and just infect with with covid 40,000?

[storm jungle]

"My favorite."

[arctic talon]

My favorite

[storm jungle]

they adapt

[arctic talon]

They'll adapt to it and use it on you

lol

its why the imperium really doesn't want to use biological agents against tyranids until they have literally no other option

[midnight dragon]

That's nasty

[arctic talon]

because 99% of the time it goes horrifically wrong

[storm jungle]

The only way to defeat Nids is to either

• Wage war on them with HUGE forces (this rarely ever happens unless its a big warzone)
• The Fleet you are facing is small enough to intercept and destroy (this is usually the explanation when Imps need a win)

the moment a Hive Fleet makes planetfall its usually game over

[arctic talon]

you forgot the third option

bullshit wonder weapon shit out for a codex entry

See: the funny Tau bio acid aids plague mcdeath

and also the Imperial version of that

[storm jungle]

lol yea

[raven stone]

There is one story about an Ad Amech dude who defeated a Tyranid fleet by setting the atmosphere on fire.
Now, the Ad Ad Mech codex makes it a case of Ad Mech being stupid and sealing that guy’s victory away in a secret vault.
But consider the reverse.
(1) The Tyranids evolve to become fireproof.
(2) The Hive Mind learns to set atmosphere on fire…

For once Ad Mech hogging all knowledge might have actually done some good.

[midnight dragon]

My favorite.

[storm jungle]

[storm jungle]

they didnt hog it

they stored that strategy in a data-lbirary

and lost it

LMAO

[arctic talon]

That skitarii alpha prime put so much effort into making that plan

also yeah they just fucking lost it

in the data vaults of mars

[storm jungle]

^

[arctic talon]

that shit is never being found again except entierly by accident

[raven stone]

Well ok they lost it, but still, might be better remaining lost, considering Tyranids.

[arctic talon]

also the conditions to set the atmosphere on fire

were pretty special

the nids had a ton of spores in atmo + the atmo was super fucking polluted

and full of **o i l **

but yeah the fact they lost it is yet another admech moment

[midnight dragon]

How do you just evolve to become fireproof when they face bullets and melee weapons all the time, did they evolve to become 100% bullet proof as well? Like what?

[gleaming gale]

@midnight dragon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfaYrTEg7hg&

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSRNDJCuRPg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7roLmvskRc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KPpwUmfxic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BpN2WJtAI0

You have a 2 and a half hours documentary detailing how the Tyranids invade a single planet if you're into learning that lmao

[storm jungle]

Yes

[queen laurel]

You are genuinely confused in a setting that a creature can evolve into fireproof and bullet resistant?

[storm jungle]

also yeah this lol

[queen laurel]

This is warhammer for all you know there's a literal world out there where there are giant monsters that breed fire

there are even giant dinosaurs capable of humbling titans in this shit

[arctic talon]

Whenever tyranids become completely resiliant to something

it usually costs more biomass to do

or causes other issues

it can be exploited

[midnight dragon]

Tch oh ma God bro, that wasn't the point at all

[arctic talon]

But the issue is by the time you can try you've usually been attritioned down to fucking nothing

lol

[midnight dragon]

What are you even trying to say

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/wesker-no-wesker-no-no

[midnight dragon]

Yeah rhats what i was thinking

Like

[arctic talon]

but you don't need to become completely resistant

not with the scale tyranids are working at

[midnight dragon]

They were implying that fire can never be used on them again

[arctic talon]

the hivemind/Nornqueen usually just go "good enough"

lol

[midnight dragon]

Cause now they evolved to be immune

[storm jungle]

Flip-flops from hivefleet to hivefleet

[queen laurel]

Yeah you can literally have a hivefleet that can just survive fire because they have found the genes for it and standardize it

[midnight dragon]

I already knew that

[storm jungle]

Yea

anyway next question

🗣️📢

[midnight dragon]

I honestly don't think using the orks to keep the tyranids at bay was that bad of a idea

[gleaming gale]

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

[storm jungle]

it was that bad of an idea

lol

[queen laurel]

well it is not in the short term but in the long term?

[storm jungle]

they ate them all

[storm jungle]

Dumbass.

🫡

[queen laurel]

You are giving both sides a power boost because more fighting means bigger more dangerous orcs

[storm jungle]

also that yeah

[queen laurel]

and more biomass for the nids

[storm jungle]

the plan backfired horribly lmao

[queen laurel]

Sooner or later one of them is gonna tap out

[midnight dragon]

No Patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument

[queen laurel]

now you have a much bigger problem

[storm jungle]

average fascist plan moment

[midnight dragon]

Yeah but orks fight each other all the time tho so like, how would making them fight the nids make that any different?

[queen laurel]

You give orcs a united enemy to have fun in

[storm jungle]

Because you are literally feeding the tyranids

[queen laurel]

that too

[storm jungle]

lmao

[queen laurel]

it's literally a self perpetrating engine of war

[storm jungle]

^

[midnight dragon]

Wdym

[queen laurel]

Put it this way 2 orcs that are usually angry at each other fight each other until tyranids rain down

they decided to team up and now you just have the biggest shit show

or they will just proceed to kill each other again who knows

[midnight dragon]

Yeah but they teamed up against rhe nids, once they are gone, orks aren't exactly known for their loyalty to each other so like

That alliance could easily shatter

Yk?

[queen laurel]

then the fighting produces a very big guy a war boss that unites the two?

[storm jungle]

^

[queen laurel]

literally that's how it's gonna roll out

[storm jungle]

Orks unite and bond loyalty once they have a good leader

[queen laurel]

either the orcs lose or the nids to lose

orks are built for fighting

they fight each other because they want to prove who's better and stronger

[midnight dragon]

Yeah again how is that any different from what already happens with orks fighting other orks, unless you're saying that orks uniting to fight the nids will make more powerful orks on average

That survive

[storm jungle]

?

[heady rivet]

If the Orks lose you get some space Chuds to assasinate the Boss (Happens a ton), if the Nids win you glass the planet

[queen laurel]

I mean that's what I was saying that's literally how it works ork even fighting other orcs

Fighting just makes them stronger but tyranids needs get more biomass fighting orcs

so again perpetrating engine of destruction here

[arctic talon]

From a white dwarf

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/195404877688602624/1489687502821527774/Screenshot_20260403-1905112.png?ex=69d15319&is=69d00199&hm=1a1add51c1113141a03a6f2bac3557c59544abc2d1e99302e23a9cd2af3f21ad&

[storm jungle]

"tirry-nids"

🥀

[gleaming gale]

the patriork 💀

[arctic talon]

Not gonna comment on Ulg Lotsarms?

[storm jungle]

[rose thorn]

THE 4 ARMED EMPERORS HOLY WARRIORS SHALL RISE

[arctic talon]

Nah these ones are working for the Orks lmao

The hybrids at least

[rose thorn]

Damn.

https://tenor.com/view/pain-naruto-pain-dying-anime-death-anime-dying-gif-288031084118896207

[sacred ginkgo]

Wrong matt ward

[rose thorn]

GSC major update next edition, right?

It’s gotta…

[arctic talon]

Update minis? lol no

Rules update yeah

GW is obviously not happy with the armies current state lol

Everything gsc have is too new to update

[rose thorn]

I mean like… come on 3 new units maybe tee hee

[gleaming gale]

Bring back the limo

[arctic talon]

Expect nothing but the bare minimum always

Then you’ll always be happy

[rose thorn]

They have the old gsc rules to a space marine detachment… pls gw… pls

GKs and drukhari need like army wide updates

But gsc could really do with almost any non hero unit

[gleaming gale]

11e releases another Kellermorph type

[rose thorn]

I almost wish gw would bring back the old gsc list building archetype

So we had heroes and “single man not heroes”

Like the kelermorph was just a unit

But also spam so eh

[lament shoal]

Bring back crossfire

Idk why they got rid of it

[rose thorn]

Because “””””””””people””””””””” (space marine fans) got confused how drawing a line works

[rancid cove]

My twunk fascist boy

[gleaming gale]

Blast templates 🗣️

[rancid cove]

@heady rivet

[mossy peak]

i think thats stretching the definition of twunk

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/pibble-gif-16545691514915325021