40k-lore-chat

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/catalinaville-steve-rambo-good-morning-gif-628423070838336473

Btw @storm jungle I read the Malstrain fic lole

[storm jungle]

GETOU-

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/catalinaville-steve-rambo-good-night-gif-17022283769966515880

[queen laurel]

hey dils how is Justin wooley as a writer

[storm jungle]

you'd know

[storm jungle]

[queen laurel]

i don't i read like a chimp damn it

[storm jungle]

[heady rivet]

So my review of it. Honestly? Good writing style. Really captured the vibes, feel, and world-building of Necromunda quite well! I was real interested in what she was putting down. I almost forgot it ends up how it does, I was like "Oh shit this is just a Hive Secundus underhells campaign setup" for a while.

As for the main content, truly an inspired use of ones free will. Honestly maybe I'm a sicko but nothing here was like, horrible horrible. Not the worst I've see by a longshot so honestly its just a pretty normal monster fucker fic. Nothing wrong with that, go off Queen. Very clearly they know what they like, power to em! No hesitation to keep the freak in. If anything it feels like a normal Genestealer lust. But the vibes are Malstrain is lore-accurate to their chosen planet, so they simply picked that. Enslaved by the lore accuracy of it all. If anything however, the Malstrain adds a slight vibe of the humble Ugly Bastard dynamic to the defeat of it all. I get EXACTLY what this person likes and why I feel

[storm jungle]

LMAO

Ill censor your name and pass the review along

[heady rivet]

No need whatsoever I am not afraid to be associated with this

OH SHIT I FORGOT
As for the smut writing itself, its absolutely one of the better ones I've come across. Clear what was being described, nothing repetitive (As is often the case among freaks and sickos), nice sense of tension

So add that in too

[vagrant fox]

this guy reads smut on the reg

[gleaming gale]

Smut operator

[heady rivet]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...

"Monster-fuckers" that are into human men with one added animal part.

I watched women fujo out in the dark during gory scenes in the movie.

All those moments will be lost in time, like...tears...in the rain.

Time to goon.

[celest dome]

Could I get the link ?

[heady rivet]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/58654930

[rancid cove]

What's happening in here

[heady rivet]

Dilara is making us read evil fanfiction

[rancid cove]

Huh

[heady rivet]

Last night when we were Munda yapping Dilara mentioned her friend wrote a smut fic about some Van Saar and an Escher, and then I noticed it was a sequel to a smut fic with Malstrain Genestealers and Dilara told me not to read it and then I did

[rancid cove]

Absolutely astounding

[near wasp]

I'm going back to bed and pretending I didn't just read all that

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/sand-eat-eat-sand-yummy-gif-20549525

[raven stone]

“Magnus did nothing wrong” stans, WarCom just uploaded old HH books legion lore for you

[heady rivet]

Some J-Pop songs are GSC-coded when you think about it

[gleaming gale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1321239273818816512/1457252569004118096/attachment-3.gif

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-ok-oops-javier-bardem-gif-10579690

[gleaming gale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/818605636228218900/1489256498512003142/Inform_israel_Discord_GIF.gif

[heady rivet]

https://youtu.be/SaN-bqqMGr4 This was a shameless excuse to post this btw

[rose thorn]

giving imperial knights deepstrike is pretty based

also making the iron warriors detachment actually a warp portal focused one is so good

[young pecan]

You like JUST got rid of your gooner Wanted stars and then you say this

[solid horizon]

what ? where ?

[rose thorn]

warhammer community downloads

[solid horizon]

I needa see

I saw the new vashtorr themed detachment

which overall sounds like a more mid soulforged warpack with better regen

[signal bramble]

I recently finished the new Cawl book, it had some good Vashtorr stuff if you’re in to that.

[solid horizon]

incredible, they gave necron rules to iron warirors

[rose thorn]

LMAO

CHAOS ANDROIDS LIVEEE

also there is a uhh

vashtorr detachment

[solid horizon]

that's literally the hypercrypt thing

yeah I saw that

[signal bramble]

Wait don’t the GK have some sort of rule that lets them jump around a lot to?

[solid horizon]

discount soulforged warpack

[rose thorn]

space mariens stole GSC rules, CSM stole necron rules

[solid horizon]

probably idk

[rose thorn]

yeah but like, the GK one is alot more closer to AOS' stormcasts

god iw anna be a GK fan so bad

[solid horizon]

the vashtorr detachment rules give uh

+5 inv save to your guys

thing is

daemon engines already have +5 inv save

[rose thorn]

give your uh,,, rhinos

5+?

[solid horizon]

I didnt know vashtorr was a car salesman, you learn new things everyday

[rose thorn]

lmao

[solid horizon]

yeeeeeeey

[sacred bluff]

https://youtu.be/nHE6-XpUd74?t=96

is this a weird boy

[solid horizon]

this means radium carbines with 24" rng

[plush mason]

yes

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/the-terror-francis-crozier-head-in-hands-distressed-at-my-limit-gif-10277823548118801621

[opaque coyote]

Invincible spoilers

||https://youtu.be/dOlFUUBfUrU?si=Y_8whu8GkxWW9XgO||

||I swear the only thing that is keeping Mark alive during that fight is his need to fucking punch Cecil in the face||

[solid horizon]

huron looks easy to kill

[opaque coyote]

||Also I love how Conquest couldn't even make any choking noises. Mark had such a fucking death grip on his throat that he couldn't even make a sound.||

||And that before Mark got fucking disemboweled, he was smiling||

||Right before Conquest outpsycho'd him by pulling his guts out while smiling||

||"I take the good with the bad"||

[opaque coyote]

Also

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/733550444860932156/1488768359846777014/cainethatsracist.mp4?ex=69cf4c94&is=69cdfb14&hm=27a556be410c6d5c042d7b6a5c2a8a1dca1448812eacddc26ac35b6ef508de7e&

[quiet orchid]

most of his fight its like, living for Eve or struggling to punch cecil's face

And I waiting for this punch since season 1

[opaque coyote]

Cecil is still one of my favorites

He is an absolute bastard

[quiet orchid]

I like him but also hate him

cause he's a good character and try to do the right things using the wrong ways

[opaque coyote]

He is an interesting and complex character.

He's basically Amanda Waller

If Amanda Waller wasn't an absolute bitch

[quiet orchid]

Yeah

[quiet orchid]

Cecil's still have some humanity on his heart, Amanda just want to fuck everyone up

[opaque coyote]

He is still a control freak but he doesn't panic if it's something small

He does panic with Mark because

Well

It's understandable

But when he does panic he makes

The dumbest decisions

And that's great

[quiet orchid]

Yeah, mainly after the invencible war

[opaque coyote]

A lot of his dumb decisions are him panicking

He isn't doing it outwardly obviously

But it's clear that these plans aren't thought through as well

[quiet orchid]

||When he just take Conquest, my first thought was ''Your Dumbass, he'll escape from this damned metal prison''||

[opaque coyote]

And he just

Instantly gets out

His absolute ruination of his relationship with Mark

Is also an example

And he fully knows that he fucked up horribly after that

[quiet orchid]

Mark has good reasons to not trusting in Cecil, its a two-way relationship

[plush mason]

thats why i like him

[plush mason]

im gona say, Mark was fully talking out of his ass and being a full blown hypocrit about Darkwing

[quiet orchid]

Everyone there is a Hypocrit, but mostly mark and cecil, both said things and do the exactly opposite

[plush mason]

yup

[quiet orchid]

thats why I love their relationship

[opaque coyote]

Definitely.

I think what was interesting is how Cecil talked to Mark after he killed that astronaut.

He didn't shame Mark for doing the thing. He's really just concerned about his mental health being fucked

Because

It is fucked

And although Cecil even admits he would do the exact same

Seeing a superpowered college student cave in someone's head

[quiet orchid]

Yeah

and he knows that

[opaque coyote]

Is a bit worrying

[quiet orchid]

thats why he always concerned about mark

[rose thorn]

He got is merry band of dudes

[opaque coyote]

He definitely was but Cecil also overreacted so badly

Like he chose the worst fucking solution to Mark's situation

And he also was

Literally like Mark during the beginning of his career

If not worse since Mark didn't ever try killing Darkwing

And at worst punched Sinclair in the face

Hard

[opaque coyote]

Meanwhile Cecil shot two ex-villains helping him

Basically both were being hypocritical

And choosing the worst way to handle things

Because both were panicking

At having their lives threatened

[storm jungle]

To quote Dennis from the Spongebob Movie

"You got guts kid. Shame im gonna have to rip em out of ya."

[opaque coyote]

If Conquest would speak. He definitely would have said something like

"I guess I was wrong kid. I'm almost ashamed. You do have Viltrumite guts! Now then, let me see your heart."

[storm jungle]

he is pretty gay

[opaque coyote]

He would definitely be that if Viltrum wasn't uh

Viltrum

[storm jungle]

🫀

[wary fulcrum]

Viltrum is a warrior society who procreates by necessity

It’s definitely gay

[opaque coyote]

I honestly love how Conquest was written in the show. It's definitely a criticism on Masculinity.

[storm jungle]

they wear a lot of skintight suits so it doesnt help

[opaque coyote]

How even the "ideal" is absolutely depressed.

And miserable.

[storm jungle]

Also yeah "I dont even get a real name"

[wary fulcrum]

All in incredible shape

Fantastic moustaches

[opaque coyote]

And can only find joy in beating the shit out of someone

Since that's the closest thing he can get to intimacy and love

[quiet orchid]

And this is very understable in both sides, but I like to see how they just dont agree and still threathering each other

[opaque coyote]

Which is a great added dimension to Conquest

Because originally he was just a gigantic wall

He basically had very little character in the comics

Thank fuck they added that spice

[quiet orchid]

Thats why I love the show

[opaque coyote]

Although surprisingly enough in my opinion

S3 is actually the closest to the comics in terms of structure

And even dialogue

Besides the "I am so lonely"

A lot of dialogue is directly taken from the comics

During that entire fight

Although something that was missing is that Conquest was mistaken for Omni Man

Because Earth doesn't exactly know about the Viltrumites

And every TV angle shows them fighting far away

[quiet orchid]

I like how they just dont follow it 100% sometimes, cause give some characters a good development, like amber who has a different personality

[opaque coyote]

Amber was uh

[quiet orchid]

or the damned talk with eve's father

[opaque coyote]

I don't

I don't like show Amber

Tbf I don't like comic Amber either

But I don't like show Amber for entirely different reasons

"Mark! Why didn't you help me in the soup kitchen while you were LITERALLY GETTING YOUR EVERYTHING BROKEN BY BATTLE BEAST!"

Also things like her trying to find Mark while he was fighting the reanimen don't make sense anymore because she knew for a WHILE

Bitch HE'S RIGHT THERE

[opaque coyote]

Honestly thank god

[quiet orchid]

Literally

[opaque coyote]

Made him closer to "The worst man you knew just made a good point".

Rather than just "The worst man you knew".

Because despite his talk being mostly bullshit. He does actually have a point in how Mark endangers Eve.

[quiet orchid]

Yeah

[opaque coyote]

Like in the Conquest fight she literally got gored and almost died

[quiet orchid]

thats why I prefer the show talk than the comic

[opaque coyote]

Meanwhile the comic talk uh

Is mainly disgusting

And while it is realistic

Because I have heard that type of talk

...

By older men mainly

It felt way too fucking familiar

It also held zero narrative purpose other than

"ew"

[quiet orchid]

YEEE

thats also why I hate the comic discussion

[opaque coyote]

It's much more interesting seeing him press on Mark's insecurities

Rather than

The virginity talk

[opaque coyote]

But also holy shit I have encountered that way too many times

It was definitely written from

Personal experience because it's accurate

Horrifically so

[quiet orchid]

Yeah

the way he talked about eve's virginity just... Terrify me as hell

in the show, he blamed Mark for Eve's insecurite on battle its something that makes sense, u know that he not a good man at all, cause all of his actions against eve's choose, but he still loving her (a little bit as well)

[opaque coyote]

Yeah Eve's father was written as

Slightly understandable

But still a fucking asshole

Holy shit

But it generally feels like he actually loves Eve

Just

He is just a bad dad

He isn't quite Emperor tier

But he's definitely up there

"I love you Guilliman. Now then burn down your brother's city."

[quiet orchid]

Yeah

not a freaky one

[quiet orchid]

LOL

[valid needle]

You talking about Monarchia?

[fervent geode]

Emperor about to burn yet another one of Lorgar’s worlds

[rocky gale]

Based

[tough haven]

https://tenor.com/view/pufferfish-here-catch-catch-this-throwing-playing-catch-gif-22420108

[rose thorn]

God I can’t WAIT for greyknights refresh

I’ve been watching (good) kitbash ideas for space marines

[languid meadow]

one of the few marine chapters that are just so peak aesthetic wise can't wait

[opaque coyote]

Yup

AKA "Why do I actually feel bad for Lorgar?"

[rose thorn]

I should read up on newer greyknights lore

I heard brotherhoods are a real thing now

[opaque coyote]

Grey Knights have the drip

[rocky gale]

Keep waiting

[opaque coyote]

And I love Daemon slaying paladins

[fervent geode]

Astral Claws are right there

And more sigma

[opaque coyote]

But also I don't fw their like modus operandi

[rocky gale]

Drukhari refresh time!!!!

[fervent geode]

Really???????

[opaque coyote]

Oh shit fr

[rocky gale]

Trust

[opaque coyote]

Oh

...

Drukhari is like my second choice if I ever get into Warhammer

Because I like Dark Eldar

[rocky gale]

Have faith

[opaque coyote]

First choice would be T'au because Gundam

And big fucking plasma gun

[fervent geode]

I’m faithing it rn

[opaque coyote]

Said Saint Celestine towards Greyfax

[fervent geode]

[opaque coyote]

"Trust me I am following her because she's a heretic."

"Why do you have a heart magnet on her pictur-"

"Shut the fuck up or else I'll have one of my tech priests turn you into a servitor."

[rose thorn]

I’d love drukhari vs greyknights box

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/pomni-amazing-digital-circus-помни-уцц-удивительный-цифровой-цирк-gif-7660774395801177365

[opaque coyote]

Also I would totally buy a 40k fumo

Of like any character

IDC if it's Primarch

Daemon

The Emperor himself

I would totally buy a fumo

Of them

Also artist credit: Elzunix

This picture is also made from her

Bro got flashbanged

Also I fucking love how the last complaint is unrelated to how she's treated

She just has such big ears that she can hear someone trying to get one last one in before they die to artillery or something

Like it's probably not even related to her. They probably just have a naughty magazine or something instead

[solid horizon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1488379887914848338/mhrz4b2.gif

[rancid cove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1488379887914848338/mhrz4b2.gif

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-you-love-hazard-stripes-hazards-gif-2226543495116622589

[opaque coyote]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1488379887914848338/mhrz4b2.gif

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1488379887914848338/mhrz4b2.gif

[spring cairn]

bee larpers

[hallow plover]

https://tenor.com/view/bee-movie-gif-21791471

[solid horizon]

bees make honey

[spring cairn]

some do

[heady rivet]

Humans make honey too

[arctic talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/607363486866997259/980321509358841916/Tumblr_l_338870321100515.gif

[solid horizon]

legalise nuclear bombs

-skitarii, maybe

[heady rivet]

What movie is this

[arctic talon]

https://klipy.com/gifs/morbius-morbin-time-3

[opaque coyote]

Surprised we haven't got any

[heady rivet]

[opaque coyote]

Bee themed chapters

Like unironically

It kinda makes sense for the Imperium

[valid needle]

Malcador did say if there was just one primarch he could have saved it would have been Lorgar.

[opaque coyote]

And how SM's call each other "brother"

[opaque coyote]

I have yet another headcanon

That the Emperor used to be a devout religious man

Because every extremely staunch atheist that I have talked to

Usually has some type of serious trauma based on it

To the point where I'm like

"Yeah I don't think anyone can blame you "

And that Lorgar reminded both Malcador and the Emperor of the Emperor's younger self

In that regard

For the Emperor, this lead to annoyance and even hatred because he hated that period of his life

For Malcador, it was almost nostalgic seeing someone resemble a younger Emperor

[opaque coyote]

And by that I mean like

Adult ones

Not like 12 years old who discovered Nieztsche

[jade holly]

I hate Nieztsche “fans”

[opaque coyote]

If you ask me.

I think the two sons that the Emperor was the closest to (not necessarily close as in love)

Is Magnus and Lorgar.

They both resemble him the most in behavior

Except naive and even less knowledgeable than the Emperor himself

One he loved (if he can even genuinely love) while the other he hated

But it resulted in the same thing regardless.

Pain. Torment. Ruination.

[opaque coyote]

Nieztsche's philosophical works are fairly interesting.

It did genuinely help me try to deal with my existential crisis.

But also it began a fucking rabbit hole to realize that a lot of philosophers were weird

[jade holly]

But nah we got “fans” of him saying he was a nihilist and thought nothing in life mattered

When it was literally the exact opposite

[opaque coyote]

The God is Dead quote is more about how humanity has to deal with grappling meaning without organized religion

God is dead is more about innate meaning in general

Our sense that we are special

That we are the center of the universe

That we are God's special children

Is dead.

We aren't the center of the solar system, we aren't the only things out there.

We just are here

We exist

And we have to deal with that

[opaque coyote]

Tbf they're partially right.

In that nothing has innate meaning.

But Nieztsche realized a relatively simple answer.

Meaning instead comes from us

What we assign it

Art, if viewed from emotionless eyes.

Is either just nonsense

Or an imperfect recreation of things that exist

[signal bramble]

AdMech with a rad carbine means I can say “your heresy will be paid in exposure.”

[opaque coyote]

But we have emotion. Art is an expression of our feelings, our emotions, our joy, our sorrow.

We assigned meaning to it

So why not assign meaning to our own life as well?

Basically instead of life being a void, it's a blank canvas that we can draw on.

[opaque coyote]

Still have no idea how all of his philosophical ideas means dating his cousin though

Had to

[signal bramble]

Because meaning is all subjective. You might not value your life the way someone else does.

At least that’s i believe. I adhere to egoistic nihilism admittedly.

[opaque coyote]

Yeah that is still the struggle.

You can assign meaning to it. But that also isn't permanent

As much as we want to. The self is something that we don't fully know

And every time we think we figure it out

A new fucking cave appears

A new pitfall also to fuck you over as well

The most beautiful and ugly thing about humanity is that

We never have a solid foundation for ourselves

The only thing that dictates the end to our story is death.

But until that. Congratulations! You get character development

And God is the fanfic writer

[quiet orchid]

what a philosophical discussion is that?

[quiet orchid]

funny

[opaque coyote]

Suffering builds character™

[solid horizon]

I will crush your balls

thatll build you a character

[opaque coyote]

https://klipy.com/gifs/fairs-cat

Anyways I'm just rambling at this point

[solid horizon]

holy shit its ron perlman

[opaque coyote]

Also. I thought of like

Characters to represent the four

They """work together"""

Barely

I was thinking of this

One is an ex-sister hospitaller turned to Nurgle. Who has deluded herself into thinking that Nurgle's "Joy" is the ultimate Panacea to suffering

[rose thorn]

Huh

[opaque coyote]

One is a Slaaneshi Fashion Designer who got bored of making dresses for Nobles. And decided to explore more esoteric fashion that isn't Gothic.

I also thought of her being Aroace for shits and giggles.

[signal bramble]

In one of the warhammer crime novels (bloodlines iirc) there is a group of laborers who spend something like 16-18 hours a day sewing militarum uniforms.

And spend the rest of their off time high off their ass with that being their only way of coping evidently.

[opaque coyote]

One would be a Khornate Warrior. Was an Ogryn but due to the blessings of Khorne. He gained a sort of...

Clarity. He basically gained that berserker zen.

He is much much much more dexterous than the average Ogryn. Along with being roided out.

He would be able to grab a Primaris SM and throw them around like a toy

And finally for Tzeentch.

An Alpha Legion SM. Nobody knows why he's there.

Everyone is wary of him.

But he helps.

He's also the most stealthy of the lot.

He's also the only one who is sane enough to actually make battle plans to keep them all alive.

[signal bramble]

Most ogryn can already do that btw.

[opaque coyote]

Yeah but the problem with the average Ogryn is getting to that point

Now imagine said Ogryn basically doing fucking backflips like its the Matrix.

[signal bramble]

They did the roided Ogryn tossing space marines around in the siege of Vraks. But they weren’t flipping around like that.

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/no-no-no-151

[opaque coyote]

Yeah but generally Ogryns aren't as dexterous, smart, or as skilled as SMs

An SM would ordinarily just figuratively dance around them (if they aren't in a hallway)

Basically similar to like

How people deal with Darktide Mutants

Easy by themselves

[rose thorn]

You can take 3 detachments with 2k points?

[opaque coyote]

But difficult when there's a bunch of em with other soldiers

[rocky gale]

Smaller Unit limits for smaller battle sizes is cringe

[arctic talon]

Some detachments cost more

[rose thorn]

Ah fair

[signal bramble]

I was wondering about that. Are they going to make it like AoS or something?

[arctic talon]

Minimum cost is 1

[arctic talon]

Yeah but not actual points

Like some Of the AoS ones

The one STD detach being 30 points lol

[rocky gale]

Like great, I can't dump 3 squads of Heavy Intercessors into my 1000pt army anymore

Cringe

[arctic talon]

Just ignore it then

lol

[rocky gale]

I'll ignore you

[opaque coyote]

Also was gonna make the Khornate a World Eater

But I didn't want to like...

Make it a half SM crew lmao @signal bramble

[signal bramble]

So it’s what? Character + units x3 at most now?

[opaque coyote]

The Alpha Legion mf is somebody I want though. Because Alpha Legion generally have the most room

To play around with

[rancid cove]

My golden chud...

[opaque coyote]

Since it's the most "I work for my own goals" even for like

Chaos SMs

Since generally most Chaos SMs still want the Imperium to burn

But for Alpha Legion...

Even that is a question mark. Although smaller than the rest since most of them drank the Chaos juice.

Since each of them personally have their own goal. And anytime they work against the Imperium. It's closer to collateral damage if anything. An obstacle to vault over rather than the goal.

It's ironically the most individualistic chaos chapter because of that

Although obviously a good amount still want the Imperium to burn

And all of them ARE traitors

[summer mural]

In bus

Bored

[signal bramble]

Have you read harrowmaster?

If not I recommend it, it will give you a better idea of what the “modern” alpha legion is up to.

It even addressed the meme, apparently most of them really don’t like the “I am Alpharius” thing which made me laugh.

[heady rivet]

Nothing could stop me.

[rose thorn]

I have no clue how you paint the guys like that lol

[rocky gale]

It's a sickness

[rose thorn]

guts*

[rocky gale]

You gotta lose part of yourself to be able to paint that good

[rose thorn]

lmao

[jade holly]

How I expect my first time painting a mini to go despite never having done so before

[heady rivet]

Doing it professionally for decades

Its skilled labor for sure

[brisk walrus]

Now that I'm older, I need my old man bifocals to paint minis 🧐

[heady rivet]

Holy shit

[summer mural]

What dark corner of reddit did you pull that from

[rose thorn]

genuine upgraed

[rocky gale]

Tanya the Evil Season 2 is actually happening

We're so back

[summer mural]

What reallt

that was a goated show

[rocky gale]

https://youtu.be/gn4rbzV-dvY

[summer mural]

I actually thought the ending was fine as a conclusion

So I wasn't left feeling starved

But I'll take it, Tanya is

[rocky gale]

Comes out in July

https://klipy.com/gifs/tanya-youjo-senki

[storm jungle]

the hell am i looking at

crazy loli?

[summer mural]

Cool anime

About...a crazy loli yes

Who's really good at war

[storm jungle]

thanks i hate it

[summer mural]

Like really good

[rocky gale]

Middle Aged Japanese buisness man gets reborn in a fantasy WW1 as punishment from god

[storm jungle]

[rocky gale]

It's peak

[summer mural]

And they just keep killing fools

And out strategizing everyone

[rancid cove]

unironically pretty good if you ignore the fact he got turned into a loli

[rocky gale]

The MC is a complete unhinged maniac. His job was literally to travel around Japan and fire people, until one of the people he fired pushed him infront of a train.

[gleaming gale]

Deserved

[summer mural]

Basically god sends them to a wartorn hellscape as a kind of karmic punishment, where war never stops, so he decides he's gonna give God the finger by just ....winning

[heady rivet]

He meets God and is still so reddit atheist he denies he exists to his face

[rancid cove]

"I am firing you"

Average Japanese worker reaction: https://tenor.com/view/takemichi-train-push--tokyo-revengers-gif-2919396142435078720

[rocky gale]

Then at the moment of his death god spoke to him and the maniac called him out and went "na you're not god, you are unworthy of being called God" so god punished him by reincarnating him in Fantasy WW1 as a small girl

[spring cairn]

the kind of shit that makes me ashamed of liking some anime like in the good old days

[rose thorn]

Is this the Nazi one?

[summer mural]

Oh and they fly around on broomsticks and shoot rifles at everyone

[spring cairn]

back when it was still nerdshit

[rocky gale]

It's not Nazi

[heady rivet]

WW1

[rose thorn]

Ah my bad

[heady rivet]

No the country she's from has like, flight suits and boot things

The French have flying horsie things

[summer mural]

Right right

[heady rivet]

Doesnt know his loli lore
Sad!

[summer mural]

Anyway, the Loli is really murderous, hence, Tanya the Evil

[rocky gale]

Yea, he kind of has a deal going with God as well, he wins if he grows old and dies peacefully in his sleep, God wins if he ever breaks down and truly accepts god into his heart.

[summer mural]

Breaking down being the whole pressure of relentless war thing

[heady rivet]

Speaking of alt-Europe wars you should all play Valkyria Chronicles

In the anime adaptation of it, they have a beach episode after liberating a concentration camp

[summer mural]

I have

I haven't played the 4th one though

[heady rivet]

Also VC1 dub is weirdly STACKED cast

[summer mural]

Well it's a good game

It's got interesting gameplay stuff

Very easy though

[heady rivet]

Cool tanks too

https://tenor.com/view/valkyria-chronicles-edelweiss-gif-9448034908363127664

[summer mural]

Yeah the edelweiss is great

[gleaming gale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/818605636228218900/1489256498512003142/Inform_israel_Discord_GIF.gif

[heady rivet]

The Hafen is also so good

[summer mural]

But scouts are so op

Once you level your scouts it's game over since they just run everywhere and shoot everyone in the face

[heady rivet]

Its okay you can just say her name. Alicia

[summer mural]

No

[heady rivet]

VC4 is slightly better with this

[summer mural]

I hate that bitch

[heady rivet]

Die.

Die a violent death

[summer mural]

The sniper edgy girl is where it's at

[heady rivet]

Actually fuck you no honor

[heady rivet]

Marina bites fart bubbles in the bath and isnt even edgy

[summer mural]

MARINA

[heady rivet]

Doesnt even know her name

Uh-huh

[summer mural]

Also rosie

[heady rivet]

VC4 is also great

And honestly is a bit better than VC1

[rocky gale]

😳

[summer mural]

Yeah

MARINA

[summer mural]

The romance was pretty wholesome though

One of the more sensible and likeable romances I've seen in a videogame

[heady rivet]

Wait let me show you a REAL best girl

[rocky gale]

I'm waiting

[summer mural]

Don't post that ribbon wearing buffoon

Alicia

[rocky gale]

I'm still waiting

I'm waiting a long time

[heady rivet]

Take your pick

[summer mural]

Uh

[heady rivet]

And thats leaving out the GOAT

[summer mural]

Is that from 4

[heady rivet]

Yeah

[summer mural]

Fair enough

Haven't played 4

[heady rivet]

Oh you havent seen the swimsuits then

Sad!

[summer mural]

[heady rivet]

Yeah 4 has a beach episode DLC

[rocky gale]

Leaving out Kai

[heady rivet]

Adds swimsuits for everyone

[summer mural]

Don't they have one in 1

Not a dlc

But like a beach day episode

[heady rivet]

You have to earn her. Also her official art is literally too horny for this server

[heady rivet]

Yous see civilians strung up on powerlines after this

[heady rivet]

Also picking main characters is cheating you have to be into the obscure ones. Or Selvaria, character more popular than the entire franchise

And the favorite character of her designer, RAITA

[heady rivet]

Still his pfp

[heady rivet]

I cannot crop it any larger

[heady rivet]

Its okay.

[arctic talon]

lol

[rose thorn]

is this the new horse gmae or something

[urban spire]

tanya the evil is vaguely interesting because the author has said like "yeah he deserved it, this is a story about a guy who sucks real bad"

[heady rivet]

Its like horse game but for people into tanks and WW2 small arms

[urban spire]

but imo not interesting enough to actually sit through it

[rocky gale]

It's peak tho

[rose thorn]

are they still racist?

[urban spire]

peacemaker is kinda like tanya except instead of being reincarnated as a little girl he was reincarnated as himself

[heady rivet]

There are characters so physically racist they are more susceptible to enemy bullets just by being near Darcsens

[urban spire]

and also he decides to try to suck a bit less

while afaik tanya gets worse

[rocky gale]

Oh yea Tanya just gets worse and worse

[rose thorn]

what i a darcsen

[heady rivet]

Imagine if the Jews got invaded by anime magical girls thousands of years ago

Those are the Darcsens

[rose thorn]

????????????????????

what does that sentence ven mean

[heady rivet]

I dont know whats not clear

[urban spire]

it sounds like they're just jews but magic is real?

[heady rivet]

Okay so the Darcsens are a people who are hated because the anime magical girls invaded and conquered them

[rose thorn]

"imagine if the jews got invaded by anime magical girls thousands of years ago"

[urban spire]

cause like the jews DID get displaced thousands of years ago, that's kinda their thing

[rose thorn]

yeah lmao

[heady rivet]

This is literally the lore

https://valkyria.fandom.com/wiki/War_of_the_Valkyrur

In the concept art they used to be cat people

One of the video games of all time

[rose thorn]

I am not clicking that link

[urban spire]

i really don't like it when someone in japan decides to make media about the jews, it usually makes me real uncomfortable

[rose thorn]

I cannot imagine Japan has a Jewish population over like, 3

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-what-horse-what-wtf-gif-302004050471949956

[heady rivet]

They have that East Asian antisemitism where they believe all the "they control the world" stuff but they just think its cool. Japan was like "hitler if they control the world why are you picking fights with them?"

[rocky gale]

Darcsens used to be the dominant ethnic/cultural group on the continent, but then the Valkyrur invaded and did a genocidal war, they then blamed all the death and destruction on the Darcsens and rewrote history to support that lie. Meaning everyone in the modern setting of the world think the Darcsens were horrible dictators that caused massive destruction until they were saved by the Valkyrur

[urban spire]

i read an autobiography by a jewish man who worked for the asahi shinbun in iirc the 80s or 90s, old folks in japan to an uncomfortable degree still just straight up believe the shit the nazis were saying about jews

[rose thorn]

Wow

[rocky gale]

and the Darscens also draw inspiration from more than just the Jewish

Their main inspirations are actually the Romani

and there's also some coming from the Black Irish

[heady rivet]

I mean thats basically just the hair color

[rose thorn]

Another ethnicity well represented by Japan of course

[heady rivet]

I will note that no game has ever been like "Yeah darcens are evil" like thats a point only pushed by villains and random squaddies in 1. In 4 the ONLY anti-Darcsen character has a whole arc about NOT being anti-Darcsen

[heady rivet]

WAIT I'm changing my answer

[storm jungle]

so much garbage in the last hour

might need to perma-purge the chat

too many ice dwellers.....

https://klipy.com/gifs/dr-umar-look

[urban spire]

hideo kojima is such a hack, what game is this guy from?

[nocturne crest]

So here's a thought. Could you use a sentinel or a battle servitor to pull a cart.

[heady rivet]

Sorry we'll talk about the lore we should talk about

[heady rivet]

Nah sorry thats tech-heresy and they blow up your planet for that

[urban spire]

does this look like a fucking 40k lore channel to you?

[vagrant fox]

don't ping me i'll conquest your guts

[hollow lantern]

Here have this instead

[vagrant fox]

What's happening

[heady rivet]

This doesnt sound how you want it to

[vagrant fox]

I know what it sounds like

[hollow lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/conquest-lonely-invincible-season-3-viltrumite-gif-9327695528759959528

[nocturne crest]

Yes

[jade holly]

I’m excited for this

[nocturne crest]

No

[vagrant fox]

I've decided the TNO mod for HOI IV is too special for me

I guess the ping helped get me out of that

[daring creek]

I am going to look like an asshole.

but

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Infinite_Empire#fn_1a

[urban spire]

get the TNG mod for your TV

by which i mean, go watch star trek tng it's good

[nocturne crest]

It would basically be this, but a sentinel instead of optimus prime.

[daring creek]

@storm jungle Is "words" intentional here "At its peak, the Infinite Empire was said to have controlled a billion words[1a],"

[jade holly]

INFINITE EMPIRE MENTIONED

GLORY TO THE SILENT KING SZAREKH 🗣️ 🔥

[nocturne crest]

Favourite TNO nation?

[daring creek]

If I like The Infinite and The Divine enough I'll buy The SIlent king book

[jade holly]

I heard that entire series the Silent King is part of just isn’t worth reading

[vagrant fox]

I can settle on X-Files

[storm jungle]

Wdym

[daring creek]

At its peak, the Infinite Empire was said to have controlled a billion words[1a]

words

worlds is meant

right

[storm jungle]

LMAO

yeah hold on ill fix that

[daring creek]

lmfao

[storm jungle]

autistic typo moment

[jade holly]

The Necrons are the true Word Bearers

[spring cairn]

that's fkcd up

[vagrant fox]

this one, clear world power

[spring cairn]

that shit almost made me throw up

[jade holly]

Smh you can’t just go editing the Lexicanum, what are you? One of its main editors?

[storm jungle]

[vagrant fox]

Erlendur Patursson was a hero btw

[storm jungle]

Im not thankfully

[daring creek]

lmao

[urban spire]

why

[jade holly]

I said editor cause I forgot what your actual role with it is lmao

[vagrant fox]

Born same village where my dad grew up, founded the republican party

[urban spire]

oh

[storm jungle]

every lexi member is an editor

[vagrant fox]

which I find to be weird for being centre-left despite the name

[storm jungle]

we can change pages at will

[urban spire]

what kind of repub- ok

[opaque coyote]

Every Republican party used to be cool

Until it isn't sometimes

[heady rivet]

Doxxed

[opaque coyote]

It's kinda weird

Also proves that party names don't mean shit

[urban spire]

arent the irish repubs kinda cool

[vagrant fox]

actually it's here, doxxed harder, pleb

[opaque coyote]

It's weird for me to say this but when the USA American Repubs were founded.

They were actually cool

They aren't now

But they were cool

[jade holly]

No party is cool in the US

[opaque coyote]

Or at least

Not horribly awful

Y'know?

The Democrats were where the racists and shitheads were at

[urban spire]

is it supposed to be that green?

[opaque coyote]

And now it's

[vagrant fox]

yes

In summer

[urban spire]

is it covered in toxic sludge or something?

[opaque coyote]

Kinda the opposite (but not really)

[vagrant fox]

No it's just algae

[opaque coyote]

I say not really cause the Democrats have zero spine

Unless if they're young

[urban spire]

al gae is a kind of toxic gae

[opaque coyote]

But they're at least not racist

...

[jade holly]

Frankly lumping all forms of political views and perspectives into two parties alone is a dumb decision

[opaque coyote]

Outwardly

Anyways

[jade holly]

But the parties in charge do what keeps em in charge

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I wish for more parties in general

But that will never happen

Or at least separate voting on decisions

Why the fuck does voting a president in mean that every decision has to be by him and his party

[jade holly]

Good fucking luck with that, we send big bills full of unrelated crap and you either get what you wanted with everything you didn’t or nothing at all

[urban spire]

the only reason the american repubs ever win anything is some EXTREME gerrymandering

[opaque coyote]

Yeah and that's like

Extremely fucking stupid

I hate that shit

Bills should have a fucking word limit

So that reading them doesn't cost LITERALLY HOURS

[jade holly]

And Senators and reps should have term limits

[opaque coyote]

OF A SENATE'S TIME

[jade holly]

But we know they ain’t doing that

[urban spire]

like the deck is so heavily stacked in the repubs favour and every time they win anything it's a close call

[opaque coyote]

Yeah

Gerrymandering along with lobbying

Two things that shouldn't have ever been a thing

But they are

And we can't remove them for some reason

AKA money

[urban spire]

fucking parody country

[jade holly]

American politics is nothing but a giant cesspool of stupidity

[opaque coyote]

Tbf there's some unique bullshit in other countries

But also yeah

Our politics is stupid

[jade holly]

No nation is perfect, they all got their insanities

[urban spire]

yeah but other countries don't have that much control over the world economy

well, except iran now, lmao

[opaque coyote]

Trump giving Iran more leverage over the world

Art of the deal

[urban spire]

thank you for this contribution to iran's national budget, trump

more than doubled by the new oil toll

[opaque coyote]

Either way, Trump is not a direct problem. He is a symptom

[urban spire]

the current regime in iran has never been more powerful than it is now, thanks to THE YOU ESS OF AY

[opaque coyote]

Of a system that is garbage

It is only thanks to the lack of safeguards, enforcement, etc.

[urban spire]

i mean im an anarchist you don't gotta tell me

[opaque coyote]

That we even let Trump get this far in the first place

[jade holly]

The entire problem with the system is that regulations on it need to be voted on the people who would be regulated

And you know the saying, ultimate power corrupts ultimately

[opaque coyote]

And why the fuck would they do that?

[jade holly]

Exactly

Lobbying, insider trading, lack of term limits

[mossy peak]

https://fixupx.com/lewspears/status/2039556041894178988?s=46

Lewis Spears (@LewSpears)

The Japanese have found Warhammer, We’re seeing painting skills that should be impossible

Quoting せなすけ/ボカロP・筆塗りペインター (@senasukeke)
︀
自慢の筆塗りマグヌス！！！
︀︀
︀︀海外のウォーハンマー勢にも届くのか！？
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FixupX · Apr 2, 2026, 4:10 AM

[jade holly]

HOLY MAGNUS

[heady rivet]

I saw this earlier and wanted to blow my brains out

[opaque coyote]

Impressive painting but also that

Kinda hurts my eyes

[jade holly]

Fitting for Tzeentch

[opaque coyote]

It looks like an acid trip

[jade holly]

And that’s Slaanesh

[urban spire]

it's baroque, which is good for slaanesh

[opaque coyote]

That isn't Slaanesh?

Or is it

I genuinely cannot tell

The colors

I can't even tell who TF that is

I think that's Magnus as a base?

[jade holly]

It’s Magnus

I recognize those chest horns anywhere

[opaque coyote]

Yeah

I also see his one eye

Why Slaanesh mention though?

[vagrant fox]

マグヌス is magnus

[jade holly]

Magnus would totally be a Jojo villain

[opaque coyote]

Also Slaaneshi Magnus would have BDSM gear on

Clearly

Honestly that would be the second likely god

If Magnus somehow dodged Tzeentch he would be hit by the Slaanesh pill

Very unlikely he would dodge Tzeentch though

[urban spire]

meant to write tzeentch but saw the word slaanesh and brain got scrombled

[opaque coyote]

Mf is the perfect Tzeentch figure

[jade holly]

If Tzeentch has connections to all forms of knowledge both known and unknown

Then that means he’s seen every fanfic

I pity him

No one deserves to witness all that

[urban spire]

why do you think he's mad

[opaque coyote]

Tbf he would definitely just offload that knowledge to Slaanesh

[urban spire]

anyway keepers of secrets are slaaneshi

[opaque coyote]

Fits them more anyways

Since Slaanesh is always about art

And sexuality

[heady rivet]

Literally this

[urban spire]

lmao

[valid needle]

Nah that’s just meme lore put out by marine fans

[urban spire]

i got in trouble on the white knuckle discord for suggesting lovense integration. they don't see my vision

[valid needle]

Slaanesh is excess

[heady rivet]

What is White Knuckle

[jade holly]

Excess, search for perfection of pleasure, desire

Someone like Emperor Calus would fit right in with Slaanesh

[heady rivet]

@opaque coyote funny how April 1st ended and you're still a Black Templar thats racist 📸

[jade holly]

Hell his old motto was “Grow fat from strength”

[urban spire]

a game where you have to climb like 20 kilometers of megastructure while something chases you

[opaque coyote]

Yesn't.

Slaanesh is excess and desire. I know they are.

But sex is somewhat inescapable for Slaanesh. I mean just...

Look at the designs of things like the Steeds, Daemonettes, etc.

[valid needle]

Those second parts are just the emperors children thing even heresy

[opaque coyote]

Sexuality is still a part of Slaanesh

But it's not all they are

It's just the easiest way to communicate excess

And desire

[heady rivet]

I'll be honest I dont wanna know that that would integrate

[opaque coyote]

The desire part explicitly

Because to humanity, the most visually stimulating way to express desire is often sexual

[urban spire]

there is absolutely nothing sexual about slaanesh, idk how you'd think that

[vagrant fox]

That's just hanging with the homies, nothing sexual

[opaque coyote]

Bro looks like that one Alvin and the chipmunks image of

"Who is getting the best head?"

[urban spire]

normalize licking your bro's skin off

[vagrant fox]

every sunday yes

Time to grind out that fuckass B52 in War Thunder who wants to join

[urban spire]

nah marathon has me

[valid needle]

I guess, I just thought it was meme lore put out by marine fans

[opaque coyote]

Don't forget the steeds btw

[vagrant fox]

that's just a homie

[gleaming gale]

absolute snoozefest

[opaque coyote]

Anteater ass tongue

[opaque coyote]

The meme lore isn't the sexuality itself

It's that sex is all Slaanesh is

That is the misconception

[heady rivet]

When she nut but you still sucking 🗣️

[vagrant fox]

nevermind i can't grind past stage 1

[heady rivet]

Wait

[opaque coyote]

But sex is still a part of Slaanesh.

There's just

[heady rivet]

Dont forget, you dont get anything for this

[opaque coyote]

Other ways you can express excess and desire

After all

[urban spire]

what is that?

[gleaming gale]

I just need these done so I have all penances done after fatshark bothered to add these

[gleaming gale]

New penances added with the Chaos Wastes Exploration mode

[urban spire]

for what?

[opaque coyote]

But Slaanesh still represents lust

Not only the usual definition but for things like

"Lust for power"

"Lust for perfection"

Etc.

[gleaming gale]

Uhh, Darktide?

[urban spire]

what the fuck is darktide?

[opaque coyote]

Lust after all, is generally an intense and overwhelming desire

[gleaming gale]

It's when the tide is dark

[urban spire]

(hell yes we got there)

[vagrant fox]

somekind of surf thing

[urban spire]

i love my stupid joke so much

[opaque coyote]

Imagine an Ogryn surfing

With a surfer accent also

Sunglasses

Huge pair of shorts

[heady rivet]

I'm putting them off tbh. Maybe they'll happen naturally when I go back to unlock the new node points

[opaque coyote]

Large sandals

[urban spire]

fuck no, speedos

[opaque coyote]

Actually summer/beach skins in general sound funny as fuck

[heady rivet]

The only person who needs to find a bit funny is yourself

[gleaming gale]

Plus you're hardlocked because you don't have more than 8 nodes on the map anyway lol

[opaque coyote]

Imagine shit like the shovel being replaced with a skin of like

One of those plastic ones

That's used to dig up sand

[heady rivet]

Yeah I got all the nodes out now and no point in endless grind for nothing but cosmetics that look worse than the sandy brown version

[urban spire]

yes but thankfully my girlfriends love my stupid bullshit too, this is gonna do numbers in the polycule server

[opaque coyote]

Let me be in charge of directing the skins

Instead of another Krieger set, we should do a magical girl outfit skin

[gleaming gale]

Live Firstborn Reaction

[opaque coyote]

Especially the Ogryn

Every weapon now has a pretty bow on it

@gleaming gale Don't you want a pretty bow on your Thunder Hammer?

Smh

[heady rivet]

I cant see the world "polycule" without thinking of "They said it couldnt be done!"

[gleaming gale]

Only a crossbow to have ranged attacks on it

[urban spire]

idk what thats a reference to

[gleaming gale]

Combi-Hammer

[opaque coyote]

MFS towards genestealers

[urban spire]

do vostroyans actually stand out in any way other than the fit

[opaque coyote]

"YOU'RE EXPECTING ME TO BIRTH THE KID? WELL I'LL CHANGE YOU FROM A PATRIARCH... TO A MATRIARCH."

Actually genuine question

[heady rivet]

Firstborn recruitment
Antique artisan guns
Mustache

[gleaming gale]

They're pretty tied up with the AdMech fundamentally to their culture and gear

[opaque coyote]

Has there ever been female genestealers? Usually they're referred to with male titles

Like Patriarch

Father

Etc.

[heady rivet]

If thats a dig at me I just read the fic Dilara sent

[opaque coyote]

Nah

[heady rivet]

Beat the charges

[opaque coyote]

Seriously though

This is a genuine question

Like do they even have a gender?

Or even a biological sex?

How sentient are they?

[urban spire]

they definitely have sex

[opaque coyote]

Not anymore

They just give a lil kiss

[daring creek]

genestealer backshot

[opaque coyote]

Seriously though this a genuine question

[gleaming gale]

The hybrids do, the patriarch just shoves his dick down your throat to modify your DNA

[heady rivet]

Like, purestrain or hybrids?

[opaque coyote]

So the Patriarch is just referred to as a male because

[heady rivet]

Yeah what Ceapple said

[opaque coyote]

Both

[heady rivet]

Because penis

[opaque coyote]

Where

[heady rivet]

The patriarchy I dunno

[heady rivet]

Wouldnt you like to know

Freak

[gleaming gale]

Well they call it an ovipositor, so it looks like a dick

so Patriarch

[urban spire]

you can't be saying that with the foot frame

[opaque coyote]

Like most hive mind type things take on the title of mother

[heady rivet]

Well not here

[opaque coyote]

For obvious reasons

[heady rivet]

Call it daddy

[heady rivet]

Ah welp, you ulted

Okay

[opaque coyote]

Kinda wondered why Genestealers take on the role of father and if it's like

Chosen by sentience or do the cultists just

Say it's their daddy

[urban spire]

been savin it for a rainy day

[opaque coyote]

Like do the genestealers actively choose to be called male

Or do the cultists just default to male

[urban spire]

make

[opaque coyote]

Shut

[urban spire]

they have culture and shit

so presumably they have gender

[opaque coyote]

If I remember correctly doesn't the Patriarch communicate directly to his cultists?

Via telepathy

[heady rivet]

If I had a cred for every time some skinhead in the underhive asked if I wanted to meet his daddy...

[urban spire]

underhive skinheads must be like next level

[opaque coyote]

I morbidly wonder how sapient are Genestealers

Like they clearly aren't mindless

[nocturne crest]

Okay, terrible idea: 40K crossover with Transformers.

[opaque coyote]

Honestly Megatron fighting the Imperium would go hard

Also not the worst idea

I had Godzilla with 40k

As an idea

[nocturne crest]

They did one with Stranger things.

[opaque coyote]

...

Godzilla or 40k?

[nocturne crest]

Sorry, Transformers.

[opaque coyote]

I mean Godzilla had a collab with Michael Jordan

So it isn't the craziest thing

[solid horizon]

clearly, this man has never played an apocalypse tabletop game

[opaque coyote]

And also recently with fucking Sonic the Hedgehog??

[solid horizon]

cause I can guarantee it looks like a kaiju battle

[heady rivet]

Very much are, yeah

[nocturne crest]

Oh, actually twice.

[heady rivet]

They can form schemes and plots and such

[nocturne crest]

Yep.

[storm jungle]

They are clever little assholes

[heady rivet]

And have beef with people lole

[storm jungle]

they are sentient as much as the Hivemind allows them to

[nocturne crest]

What Tank would Megatron turn into?

[storm jungle]

they'll literally sometimes dip on the eve of an invasion lol

[heady rivet]

In the Rogue Trader DLC ||The Patriarch has a personal grudge against you||

[solid horizon]

I noticed the defiler has a speaker, can daemon engines actually speak ?

[gleaming gale]

Fucker sat on my chair ok, I had a personal grudge against him too

[storm jungle]

saving this

[opaque coyote]

...

"BEFORE I START CALLING FOR THE HIVE MIND. I NEED ONE OF YOU GUYS TO RUIN GREG'S STORE. HE RUINED MY FUCKING SANDWICH."

[urban spire]

aren't parts of the actual hive kinda independently sapient too?

[heady rivet]

"I asked for no pickles can someone go back and get one with no pickles"

[nocturne crest]

I got it. Megatron would be a black templar predator or Vindicator

[storm jungle]

Again as much as the Hivemind allows it

they are still connected to it

[heady rivet]

The Hive fleets themselves can and have had infighting but there's always a "purpose" of self improvement or some bullshit

[storm jungle]

^

its literally like uh

you having two toys

and then just smashing them into each other

lol

[urban spire]

i don't think my toys evolve much from that

[heady rivet]

Shooting yourself with small bullets to build up a resistance to the cops big bullets

[storm jungle]

tbh the thing is they absorb each other and it all goes back to the same source so lmao

[urban spire]

doing cop mithraditism with .22 bullets

[opaque coyote]

Slightly disappointed that Guilliman wasn't there in "I can't tell if I wanna kill the ops or fuck em!"

[heady rivet]

Completely net neutral interaction

Oh hello

Why is he here

Oh

LOLE

[gleaming gale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/818605636228218900/1489256498512003142/Inform_israel_Discord_GIF.gif

[storm jungle]

hehe

[heady rivet]

Oh

[storm jungle]

the Yahoo agents wont catch me this time

[heady rivet]

He leaves as quick as he comes

[vagrant fox]

reported it just in time

[storm jungle]

BRUH

[vagrant fox]

time to report myself again

[heady rivet]

Reported

[gleaming gale]

I took a screenshot already

[storm jungle]

banned

[heady rivet]

Murder-suicide

[vagrant fox]

I'm taking this whole hellhole down with me when I go

[urban spire]

you gotta hit it vague like "hire the etsy witches again" type shit

[heady rivet]

The real Donald Trump is setting up Outer Heaven rn the one in office is a fake

[heady rivet]

Cant, they all got filtered by Allah

[vagrant fox]

Don't do chad snake dirty like that

[urban spire]

nah i'm not putting that out

[solid horizon]

SODA !!!!

[solid horizon]

obamna

[gleaming gale]

reddit is healing

[heady rivet]

I am so bored chat

My free will vexes me