40k-lore-chat

[opaque coyote]

Craftworlders and Exodites are 95%

"Please leave us alone"

5% is Biel-Tan

[storm jungle]

Yeah also people say this shit as if humans dont blow each other up constantly lol

(they were literally doing this shit in DAOT too)

[opaque coyote]

Even then, Biel-Tan don't really do that much due to them being a minority

[terse kestrel]

I wanted to really like biel-tan but their paint scheme is so bad. It’s kind of disappointing that specifically colours are so canonically important

[opaque coyote]

And they aren't like... that crazy

... although the bar is somewhere in the warp so

Eh

[gleaming gale]

Eldrad 'Kill 10 billion mon'keigh to recover an inconsequential macguffin' Ulthran

[storm jungle]

idk man their scheme fucks imo

[opaque coyote]

Tbf every faction literally does the same thing

[storm jungle]

Same old shit. Find better material.

[gleaming gale]

No

[storm jungle]

Yes

[opaque coyote]

Except the Imperium who don't even care about saving lives

[storm jungle]

go back to your hole

[opaque coyote]

They're just

"Kill 1 Eldar by throwing 50 people at them"

[storm jungle]

tbh people say that shit when the imperium kills like quadrillions of its own people

but its bad when aliens do it because uh

"muh humanity"

okay himmler

[opaque coyote]

They're weird

Clearly

I mean

[storm jungle]

Its a fair point but the issue is its basically 1:1 lmao

[opaque coyote]

I can't believe they would kill their own kind

Who would

[storm jungle]

or like uh

[opaque coyote]

Do such a thing?

[storm jungle]

1:2

[opaque coyote]

[gleaming gale]

It's our sole right to kill ourselves

[storm jungle]

we ARE the step to the apocalypse

or something

idk i didnt read their manifesto

[opaque coyote]

But the Imperium literally prevented a ritual that would seal Slaanesh because one SM couldn't contain their racism

[gleaming gale]

Artemis my beloved

[storm jungle]

Artemis had a 4chan moment

[opaque coyote]

"Dude just literally give us like 5 minutes it's ALMOST DONE."

[storm jungle]

"Why have world peace when you can have world racism...."

[opaque coyote]

"FUCKING XENOS SCUM."

[gleaming gale]

"Compelling argument, but have you considered you're a xeno"

[storm jungle]

Counterpoint

the ritual would effect the eldar massively too

so it wasnt even a one-way street

KEK

[opaque coyote]

I find it funny that their Xenos hatred is so

Gigantic

[storm jungle]

TBH

people hate deathwatch fans for a reason

they are 1:1 like their army

[opaque coyote]

That even Chaos Space Marines still hate Xenos.

[storm jungle]

aka annoying af

[gleaming gale]

I mean Chaos hates xenos just as much for the most part

[storm jungle]

me when Red Corsairs

who arent braindead

also money

[gleaming gale]

I SAID FOR THE MOST PART

[opaque coyote]

Not really

At least not for Chaos itself

[storm jungle]

🏴‍☠️

[gleaming gale]

The human servants

[opaque coyote]

CSMs just hate Xenos because their brainwashing is

So strong

[terse kestrel]

Wth there’s a Sam Hyde craftworld

[opaque coyote]

That it somehow is still maintained

Despite literally worshipping Satan

[gleaming gale]

They can't keep getting away with it

[opaque coyote]

"I MIGHT SELL MY SOUL TO A DAEMON. BUT I WOULD NEVER LET A XENOS HELP ME!"

[storm jungle]

They are the red ones

[opaque coyote]

It's honestly fucking hilarious because I'm just imagining some random alien being like

"Dude we're willing to give you ammo to fight the Imperium."

[opaque coyote]

"I WOULD NEVER ACCEPT A FILTHY ALIEN'S HELP. DIE!"

click

click

[terse kestrel]

I guess I don’t understand how the colours work. I saw a blue armoured white helmet eldar once but apparently that’s not real or something

[opaque coyote]

"The ammo box is right there."

[storm jungle]

Its the same as every faction

[opaque coyote]

"FUCK YOU. I'M SELLING MY SOUL TO GET MORE AMMO."

[languid meadow]

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︀︀
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[storm jungle]

theres 1 faction, then theres otns of sub-factions in it that have their own color scheme

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

THAT CRACKER AINT STABLE 💀

[gleaming gale]

There is an actual story that some alien civilization offered help to the Imperium against the nids I think, the admiral took their aid then nuked their planets after they were done lmao

[storm jungle]

Yeah its a codex entry LOL

they accept then go and fucking blow them up after the W

literally me on TF2

[opaque coyote]

Literally why I like the Imperium

They are

So stupid

I love it

[terse kestrel]

Oh ok, that’s pretty cool then. So you can canonically paint them however?

Is there a set amount of craftworlds though, or are homebrewed craftworlds as canon as a homebrewed chapter

[storm jungle]

Correct, these sub-factions exist to inspire YOU to paint your own army whatever you like

or just follow a canon army scheme etc

[opaque coyote]

Homebrewed craftworlds do exist yes

[gleaming gale]

Tbf the idiocy was on the aliens' side for being naive that the Imperium would leave them be lmao

[storm jungle]

Also yeah eldar are a """""dying race""""" but theres literally endless craftworlds lol

[heady rivet]

There are as many craftworlds as there needs to be to have stories with them

[storm jungle]

^

this is the same for every single faction yeah

its infinite

[gleaming gale]

Story old as time, as many dying race members as the plot demands, dwarfs in WHFB moment

[storm jungle]

tbh elves and dwarves dug into each others guts then the skaven and orks came in and gave them all backshots

[opaque coyote]

"Oh no we're a dying race!"

"There's literally billions of you."

"SHUT THE FUCK UP MON'KEIGH. GO BACK TO SUCKING MY DI-"

[heady rivet]

Warhammer Fantasy High Elves and Dark Elvez were fighting the battle of Borodino 6 times a year and were "slowly dying out" for 2500 years

[terse kestrel]

I genuinely don’t understand why they abandoned WFH because of restrictions. Britain literally had 6 wars going on for 1000 straight years I’m sure WFH can sustain itself

[storm jungle]

echo comment

[gleaming gale]

Same time tomorrow?

[storm jungle]

they didnt abandon it

WHF was deadweight basically

it was costing money, it was the smart decision to kill it

a single marine box outsold most of its range

[heady rivet]

The entire Warhammer Fantasy line sold less

Yeah

Lole

[storm jungle]

NO ONE was playing WHF

[opaque coyote]

Basically people were bored

So

[storm jungle]

^

[opaque coyote]

Nuke it

[terse kestrel]

They said it was because it was highly restrictive with both model variation and battle scenarios, I thought

[storm jungle]

thats 1 reason among hundreds

there was many reasons WHF just flopped

[gleaming gale]

People were playing WHF, it was just that 99% of them already had all the models needed lol

[heady rivet]

WHF is only popular because Vermintide and Total Warhammer, which only exist because GW didnt give a damn about what they saw as a dead IP

[storm jungle]

Nah they werent lol

i remember forums where people were saying that shit

there was uh

a lot of slurs thrown around

thats how you know it was mid-2000's

[gleaming gale]

4chan/tg/ moment

[opaque coyote]

"War never changes-"

[heady rivet]

Hence why Total Warhammer is the Super Smash Bros of the setting

[storm jungle]

Ninkanpoop

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/drugbusta1-gif-6615366545959979992

[brave owl]

if fantasy warhammer is a dead IP you may as well sell the shit out of its setting to people who wanna make games of it

[storm jungle]

that isnt how it works

[heady rivet]

And then they made AoS which instantly became overnight popular

[storm jungle]

Fans would ironically make WHF implode onitself

[brave owl]

I don't caaare

[storm jungle]

and perma-kill it

lmao

[storm jungle]

too bad, lap it up

[gleaming gale]

I wouldn't call the launch exactly popular

[brave owl]

I'll lap you up

[opaque coyote]

Also if there's one way to get people's attention. It's by shouting

"I'M GONNA FUCKING NUKE THE SETTING!"

[storm jungle]

EYO-

[heady rivet]

It still made 1 Sigmarillion dollar

[storm jungle]

[terse kestrel]

I don’t really get how because WFB seems to be a lot better imo, besides the highly restrictive models

[storm jungle]

AOS is fun

idk why people always say this lol

[brave owl]

Thats have FF14 came back

literally nuked it

[terse kestrel]

Why not make WFB fun?

[heady rivet]

To which, genuinely, at the time nobody gave a fuck. The majority of people mad about losing the Old World are people that came in from Total War: Warhammer who just assumed GW did it for funsies

[storm jungle]

because people want new stuff

[brave owl]

how about you back that up with a source

[opaque coyote]

You need to get people to notice in the first place

[gleaming gale]

Biggest tragedy about WFB was the loss of the novels

[opaque coyote]

If you just made it fun again. There's still a good chance it would be ignored

[heady rivet]

How about you post your 2000 point army first and then we'll see if your opinion matters

[opaque coyote]

Because people have already moved on

[heady rivet]

Also buy a Necromunda gang

[opaque coyote]

Why would they go back?

You need to get something to notice

[terse kestrel]

I find people often weirdly pigeonhole themselves.

Like, Warhammers own rules telling them they can’t make a new cool leader for the factions, or units. Break your own rules?

[opaque coyote]

AoS arguably is how they made WF fun

It's a reboot after all

[brave owl]

I don't do drugs. Which is why I don't buy virtual DLC crack like total war either LUL

[storm jungle]

Its because people get enthralled by other stuff GW advertises

they are simpyl too good at their job

[heady rivet]

Secondary yapping
Ignored, thank you

[storm jungle]

we got a fucking crack addict in here addicted to just 1 of their sub-settings

goes by the name of Edward Munda

[heady rivet]

Hiya

[gleaming gale]

Will you love me if I get one

[terse kestrel]

Bretonnia, Dwarves and High Elves are imo the absolute best interpretations in fantasy and it’s kinda sad to see them gone

[languid meadow]

Eldar

[brave owl]

How many models do you need for Necromunda

[storm jungle]

no thats richard nixon

[opaque coyote]

The benefit of the breadeth of GW's settings is that a lot of people will inevitably find something that they would be interested in.

The con is that if you're unlucky. Your niche might be completely ignored.

[heady rivet]

Yes <3

[heady rivet]

Okay so

[storm jungle]

tbh Bretonnia is just medieval france, high elves are just... well high elves from any setting and... teh dwarves are just LOTR dwarves lol

[gleaming gale]

There is this planet called Necromunda right

[brave owl]

I know the basic lore

[storm jungle]

"basic lore"

[brave owl]

Hive world, multiple gangs and houses

[storm jungle]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[daring creek]

Weird question, how much lore is there for navigators

[heady rivet]

Necromunda is insanely cheap by comparison to every single other Warhammer game. Its 53 USD for a fully ready-to-play complete gang

[storm jungle]

A fuck ton

[daring creek]

great

[storm jungle]

you can read their lexi page and get caught up in everything, its not short at all and has tons of cool bits

thats how much lore they have lol

[brave owl]

oo sounds good

[storm jungle]

even teh "summary" is packed

[heady rivet]

See here @brave owl

[gleaming gale]

Eh, it's France by aesthetic, they're an Arthurian Britain with some darker tones copy by fluff

[opaque coyote]

@heady rivet Pushing Necromunda like their gangs push drugs

[storm jungle]

Its just arthur france.

[opaque coyote]

[brave owl]

I'd probably play the totally-not-a-chaos-cult corpse starch gang

[storm jungle]

with goofy ass lore

[brave owl]

or maybe those hyper advanced ones or the mutants

[heady rivet]

Wait let me DM you something rq

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/1x1x1x1-forsaken-roblox-necromancy-i-gif-7683812168067572945

[gleaming gale]

5e Bretonnia was the peak before they decided to turn them into mini-Imperium

[storm jungle]

"We kill our peasants en-masse when they riot and never run out of peasants."

LMAO

ON CUE

[terse kestrel]

They did a lot of cool things to add onto each faction.

For High Elves I loved how they didn’t make them typical weak knobs that focused on archery but actually properly followed LoTR and made them a strong as hell military force.

[storm jungle]

Yeah but they are not really original ideas, they are just 1:1 lotr even if i agree they are goated and are cool.

[heady rivet]

Van Saar and Goliath?

[opaque coyote]

AKA A bunch of knights subscribing to a woman's only fans.

Unknowing that she is an Elven god

[rose thorn]

I can’t believe you’re is giving me anti college Charlie Kirk ads while I’m in college

[languid meadow]

I found a conquest edit with a turkish title and it wont translate but I see "Yahu" so I assume dilara made this

[terse kestrel]

The Empire is so shit in Fantasy. Idk I just hate the guns and steam punk stuff

[storm jungle]

Feet.

[storm jungle]

LOL

okay so uh

"yahu" in turkish is "DUH"

[languid meadow]

LMFAO

[storm jungle]

its used to emphasize shit

[brave owl]

yeah I think so. Van Saar with the STC and Goliath with the barely acceptable test tube mutants

[heady rivet]

I'm a male Escher

[storm jungle]

like "can I get a goddamn food yahu???"

lmao

[heady rivet]

Yeah thats them

[languid meadow]

||https://fxtwitter.com/pupururin/status/2039309487417315708?s=20 || no seriously this tweet just wont translate so idk

U (@pupururin)

Yahu sen nasıl bir hayvansın arkadaş

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[storm jungle]

LMFAO

it says

"Bruh what kind of animal are you"

[gleaming gale]

That's literally the best thing about the Empire lol

[brave owl]

Narwhal

[storm jungle]

you aint no Cuntquest

[heady rivet]

Bro the whole thing about them is Faith, Steel, and Gunpowder

[brave owl]

wat

[storm jungle]

LET BRENNON COOK

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-get-to-work-gif-21630516

[terse kestrel]

Guns are gross. But I suppose it makes sense to fight off the evil shit they have to

[heady rivet]

Buy the gang

Click add to cart

[brave owl]

Are they good? What about the corpse starch chaos gang?

[heady rivet]

Guns are fuckin badass

[gleaming gale]

Bretonnian hands typed this

[storm jungle]

Anyway no more WHF its time to crank it all time to Munda Hour

[heady rivet]

Define "good"

[daring creek]

[brave owl]

I would like Brettonia better if they didn't fuck their horses

[daring creek]

tf is dilara cooking

[brave owl]

mechanically, I guess

[storm jungle]

do you like cannibalism

[terse kestrel]

I always found it a little stupid how dwarves didn’t have tanks but the empire did

[storm jungle]

its their thing

dwarves disapprove of innovation

[opaque coyote]

Bretonnian is great but that's because I fucking love Knight stuff like a nerd.

And oppressing peopl-

[storm jungle]

and prefer "old timer" shit

[brave owl]

Dwarves are already tanky enough

[storm jungle]

its why their society is failing alongside the high elves

[brave owl]

I feel like they would consider it redundant

[gleaming gale]

Because the dwarfs are ultra conservative and have their guilds pondering the situation for 500 years to approve a blueprint

[storm jungle]

its not that no

^

its why teh yare in the decline yeah

and why they have so many more outcast units

ala rangers/slayers etc

[daring creek]

oh oh I do I do!!!

[terse kestrel]

Dwarven tanks can be powered like flinstone cars

[opaque coyote]

Dwarfs wouldn't vote for Trump.

Because they would be the type of conservative that wishes that America would go back to 1776

[brave owl]

Oh, tanks are just not useful underground :\

[opaque coyote]

[brave owl]

Never mind they have copters

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1079924946370826262/1349007972931735552/Tumblr_l_2155042783693487.gif

MUNDAAAAAAA

[storm jungle]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[gleaming gale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1321239273818816512/1457252569004118096/attachment-3.gif

[brave owl]

I wish that was me

[daring creek]

why am I watching a dude get milked on my second monitor

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/beedrill-beedrill-gif-beedrill-string-shot-meme-funny-gif-18334047861195303855

[heady rivet]

WE DONT DO BALANCE IN THIS MFER YOU TAKE YOUR COMPETITIVE PLAY ASS BACK TO KILLTEAM

Yeah no they're really fun to flex heavy with the shootin lole

[languid meadow]

I kind of hope DH has more expressive animations because while that scene was funny as fuck it lacks oompfh

[brave owl]

best WHF faction is legit Skaven btw

[storm jungle]

5000000000 more warpstone to Skavenrael

[heady rivet]

What is the right channel.

[storm jungle]

idk

[brave owl]

Beastmen are also cool but they were low popularity so it feels like they had shit for anything

[storm jungle]

tbh if it makes you feel worse

[heady rivet]

Enroll as Royal Guard, surely

[storm jungle]

nobody likes beastmen in all 3 warhammer settings

both in universe

and out of universe

lmfao

[opaque coyote]

Y'know it's bad when 40k has the best iteration of Beastmen

[storm jungle]

40k beastmen are literally WHF beastmen

thye just lack the cthulu lore

[brave owl]

Sok, no one likes me either

[terse kestrel]

I like the idea of an intelligent and honourable minotaur but the beastmen are just evil rapists

[brave owl]

I understand

[storm jungle]

I mean

[gleaming gale]

Skavenlaviv impressed

[storm jungle]

they are called "beast"men for a reason lol

[opaque coyote]

The only reason why the 40k Beastmen are better is literally because they aren't like

Explicitly made out of fucking Chaos juice

[brave owl]

Chaos be Chaos

[heady rivet]

That being said, Van Saar has amazing artwork pieces and thats not even counting Hive Secundus. Shoutout to the VS girl with the weirdly large ass in their sourcebook

[storm jungle]

to quote Victor Chadspyre

"They may march like men, BUT THEY ARE SIMPLY BEASTS"

🗣️

[opaque coyote]

And actually have a reason for joining Chaos

Vs uh

"Cause I was born to do so"

[storm jungle]

oh yeah speaking of

[brave owl]

_>

[storm jungle]

my friend wrote a 19k word Van Saar/Escher smut fic

its pretty good

[heady rivet]

Send

Send

[brave owl]

I can't recall is the Totally-not-a-chaos-cult the only chaos units in necromunda?

[gleaming gale]

Stop gooning twin

[storm jungle]

Im not joking its legit like actually well written, shes a huge munda nerd too, hold on lol

[opaque coyote]

Should've been...

40k

[terse kestrel]

I was so sad to see the nords of skyrim be evil. I literally love the norscans but I hate playing evil

[opaque coyote]

[storm jungle]

👎

[storm jungle]

not all norscans are evil

[heady rivet]

I was gonna get a commission of an Orllock and Van Saar fellas trying to stab each other like one of those knights wrestling on the ground

[gleaming gale]

There are non-Chaos norscans

[storm jungle]

theres ones closer to the south that are just normal nords

[heady rivet]

As I am a sicko, of course

[brave owl]

we love monster women

[heady rivet]

If its not lore accurate I'm blowin up your fuckin house

[terse kestrel]

Yeah but you can’t actually play as a non evil norscan. Though I guess a small amount of empire units would be norscans

[storm jungle]

Be sure to leave a review she loves those

(not sarcasm btw she does)

[gleaming gale]

Nordlanders are pretty much norscan blood lol

[storm jungle]

Yeah but tahts the classic warhammer curse tbh

[heady rivet]

I'll make an Ao3 just for this 🫡

[opaque coyote]

Every Ao3 author just loves comments in general

[storm jungle]

NordVPNlanders

[opaque coyote]

kill them all-

[gleaming gale]

GETOU-

[terse kestrel]

I’m kinda hyped to play as the eldar in Total War 40k

I hope that game is good

[storm jungle]

same tbh

[neon jacinth]

Yes

[opaque coyote]

Everyone wishes for it to be good

[neon jacinth]

Yes

[storm jungle]

Yes

[heady rivet]

She dont be needing all dat

[terse kestrel]

I don’t really understand how heroes will work with the chapter variation

[opaque coyote]

40k has had a recent track record of at least

Decent games

[storm jungle]

trust the process

(aka its gonna be a buggy clusterfuck)

but as long as i get to mass murder idc

[gleaming gale]

Rome 2 launch

[daring creek]

its either good or marine slop

[neon jacinth]

Warhammer in general has a good track record compared to others easy

[heady rivet]

Van Saar also has that super hot looking random ganger art guy hang on

[neon jacinth]

A main appeal honestly

[storm jungle]

I have all munda art which one are you thinking of

[neon jacinth]

Star Wars shat out so

[storm jungle]

Andor exists

also Clone Wars

so alas not quite

[gleaming gale]

Peakdor

[opaque coyote]

Only recently

Do not ask about the video games before Vermintide.

[gleaming gale]

Mark of Chaos slander will not be tolerated

[storm jungle]

🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[brave owl]

I generally don't go to warhammer to goon

[neon jacinth]

The quality of martial prowess put into dueling is subpar

[opaque coyote]

Seriously though legit GW back then just basically gave the license to everyone

[neon jacinth]

Plots even

[brave owl]

warhammer is like, the worst place to goon

[neon jacinth]

Alas this is 40k tho lol

[opaque coyote]

Which lead to mixed quality of games

[gleaming gale]

They still do, have you seen the morbillion card and phone slop they release?

[opaque coyote]

Some were good

[storm jungle]

Tbh deserved lol

[opaque coyote]

Some were uh

[storm jungle]

the worst part is people go "WHY DO THEY MAKE THESE"

BECAUSE YOU MORONS BUY THEM

LMAO

[opaque coyote]

Fire Warrior was a cool game conceptually

[heady rivet]

We need to irradiate more men 🗣️

[storm jungle]

i love how its literally just the replicant from Bladerunner

[opaque coyote]

But also how did they fuck up making an FPS game this badly

[brave owl]

Fire Warrior should of did well, sad.

[gleaming gale]

Epic CGI grand battle trailer
It's some shitty mobile hearts of iron clone

[heady rivet]

ROY BATTY HIS NAME IS ROY BATTY

[opaque coyote]

Wolfenstein 3D has better feeling mechanics

[storm jungle]

also Munda help me out

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-you-want-mad-stare-roy-batty-gif-14620941

[storm jungle]

im too lazy to re-read House of Technology

how DOES the van saar radiation work again from the leaking STC?

[heady rivet]

He's my Steam profile lole

[storm jungle]

Does ANYONE that puts on Van Saar gear irradiated forever?

and just destined to die?

[opaque coyote]

Lately most of the trailers I've seen follows the typical mobile game trailers

... y'know the ones

[brave owl]

I think they just dead lol

this seeems like one of those grim dark moments

[storm jungle]

AIDS

[gleaming gale]

Also Munda vidya is all half baked with no exception for some reason

[brave owl]

assumedly the STC can make working rad protective gear...?

ironically

[opaque coyote]

Honestly, even Necromunda Hired Gun which I found fun

Yeah that shit is half baked

It's fun

But it's half baked af

[storm jungle]

it literally died on its release week

[gleaming gale]

It gets boring like a quarter through the game

I still finished it but man

[storm jungle]

^

[opaque coyote]

100%

[brave owl]

Hired Gun was jank but it seemed like it might have heart?

[storm jungle]

same i also 100%'d so i could shit talk it freely

[opaque coyote]

Game loop is too repetitive

[heady rivet]

Its a constant blight eminating from the gear, its just that VS are constantly exposed to it. That being said, they also have higher tolerance to the point the STC chamber itself has radiation levels that kill anyone but the top Archeoteks. Its not "You instantly start to die forever" its just they wear and use this gear constantly

[neon jacinth]

Butman to the rescue

[storm jungle]

Excellent thank you

so its not guranteed death but most van saar dont live long enough to even experience much of it

[opaque coyote]

Like we said

Half baked

There's definitely a fun game in there. But it clearly was rushed and therefore kinda sucked ass as a result

[brave owl]

how has no one noticed Van Saar has weirdly advanced gear anyway????

[storm jungle]

simple they dont arm their men with the best sci-fi tech lol

[storm jungle]

also van saar has TONS of connections

you cannot rat them out ever

[gleaming gale]

And those who see the top dogs don't live to tell the tale

[storm jungle]

Ty ty

[opaque coyote]

Cause a lot of the Imperium and Mechanicus in general have bits of hyper advanced DAoT tech.

Also cause Van Saar is rich.

And also it's in everyone's best interest not to rat them out

[storm jungle]

Yeah Van Saar are literally politically largely untouchable

[heady rivet]

Its explicitly said the lower ranking ones dont even KNOW about it until they start keeling over lole

[opaque coyote]

Because if the Mechanicus notices that there's an active STC

...

[storm jungle]

tbh

the van saar would die before handing that shit over

[heady rivet]

Literally evevry Clan House is. Its genuinely hilarious that if the gang warfare stopped the entire planet would LITERALLY collapse

[storm jungle]

they'd take all of Hive Primus with them

[opaque coyote]

Let's just say that Necromunda would basically be turned into Cadia

[gleaming gale]

They will get into conflict with the Imperial Fists over the planet so they can't do much about it even if they find out, outside clandestine operations

[storm jungle]

its why one of my fav opening text crawls is the announcer CONGRADULATING INCREASED GANG WARS

[brave owl]

I feel like they'd get more handing it over

[storm jungle]

they wont

[brave owl]

like, a lot more

[languid meadow]

Invic ||I think they're not gonna give oilver his lobster wife at the end...||

[storm jungle]

that STC is their livelihood

its like an un-sentient parent to them

or a grand sire

[heady rivet]

"This ranges from the outermost circles, whose members know nothing of the source of their clan’s tech – or the curse that blights their flesh"

[storm jungle]

they'd all die and destroy it tha ngive it up

[brave owl]

A person with a fragment got a planet

[storm jungle]

they dont care

only fools buy that shit

[opaque coyote]

An STC can basically make anything.

[heady rivet]

I'd have to check which book it is but one of them is like "Hey the fightings been getting slow please meet the quotas for gang violence"

[opaque coyote]

Why the fuck would they trade that over a planet

[gleaming gale]

I think it only makes whatever it was programmed to, not everything

[brave owl]

because a nearly whole one would get them soo much more

[storm jungle]

to quote Lex Luthor from the Justice League cartoon

"Do you know how much POWER id have to give up if I became the President of the United States!?"

they arent after that

thats the thing

they got their own operation going on literally ruling a tech monopoly

[heady rivet]

Van Saar is a technocracy, so giving up tech is literally just dissolving everything they have

[storm jungle]

Its like saying the 1% that runs the world should publicly appear and announce themselves, why do that when they are exactly happy and fine where they are?

^

Its a way of life and a cult

[heady rivet]

You dont get just HOW rich necromunda is to even have a piece of that pie is better

Also they arent purely profit, they buy into their own shit

[storm jungle]

Yeah the rabbithole of reasoning goes miles deep

[brave owl]

hnm

[storm jungle]

Helmwar trusts them so much he literalyl asked them to install fucking SPACESHIP THRUSTERS to the upper hive-primus as an emergency vessel if he ever needed to abandon ship

THATS how much clout Van Saar have

[opaque coyote]

A fully fledged STC is basically a machine that holds all of Humanity's collective knowledge and can assess local materials and determine how to build essentially

Anything you could realistically need

[brave owl]

Van Saar singlehandedly making the Imperium lose

[heady rivet]

Here's the excerpt for how the STC is just so radioactive its the final line of defense for itself

[storm jungle]

^

its embedded entirely into Primus

that shit is not going anywhere

[opaque coyote]

Why would they care?

[heady rivet]

Least insane Helmawr infrastructure project

[heady rivet]

The Imperium actually doesnt use their shit on purpose because its too complicated. They lost the lasgun contract to House Escher

[gleaming gale]

I wonder if the knockoff Count Dracula that took over will find out about the STC

[opaque coyote]

Besides the Mechancius would basically attempt to destroy the STC anyways

[brave owl]

Oh I know they wouldn't care its Warhammer but its hilarious that if it was revealed the Imperium might be able to save itsefl

[heady rivet]

I have bad news about him

[opaque coyote]

Y'know how I said it was AI powered?

[heady rivet]

Sources tell me he is stable. Please God-Emperor...

[opaque coyote]

Any active STC counts as Abominable Intelligence

The Mechanicus would basically attempt to destroy it

And also inevitably have some type of split

It's existence being found out would cause turmoil within the Mechanicus

And have Necromunda be in the middle of a shit show

[brave owl]

That has to be an exception. AN STC is the holy grail to them

[opaque coyote]

Provided Van Saar doesn't just nuke the entire thing out of spite

[heady rivet]

VS has disappeared some Admech before

[gleaming gale]

Cawl will just show up and do his Mary Sue things with it, MORE HOVER TANKS FOR THE ASTARTES

[opaque coyote]

Yes and no.

The Mechanicus isn't one body

[storm jungle]

Okay fully read it MAN I forgot about the suits and spinal cables fuck im stupid lol, okay good enough for me

https://klipy.com/gifs/fig-7

[opaque coyote]

Each priest has different beliefs

So it would cause a huge schism

Enough to split it

Again

And cause severe instability as a result

That's why it's kept secret. Partially anyways

[heady rivet]

"Ay Tone, why do we need these to just go down the street and get a drink?"
"Shut up and help Chrissy clean up that blood he coughed up"

[opaque coyote]

To prevent Necromunda from causing a potential chaotic schism

[storm jungle]

LMAO

man Archeotek Paulie is a scary image 💀

[heady rivet]

WAIT I have something for this

[heady rivet]

This isnt even the Cawdor book either

[storm jungle]

one of the only mention of Sororitas on Munda btw

based af

peak writers

[heady rivet]

There's another in this same book where they mention they rarely recruit Escher from Hive temenos because they're not good with the whole discipline thing

[opaque coyote]

So the older members are basically like

The suit

Like their bodies are just gone

Cause it sounds like it basically replaces their bodies as it dies

[storm jungle]

"Gotta kidnap em when they are younger"

[opaque coyote]

I can't imagine being a sister who just got this as a report.

[heady rivet]

After your 7th heart transplant you have to wonder how ethically source these organs are

[opaque coyote]

And then groaning with frustration

Because they have to stop

[storm jungle]

Night City ass comment 💀

[opaque coyote]

Another stupid mini schism

[gleaming gale]

That's kinda the average Imperial Cult conflict

[opaque coyote]

Tbf organs are apparently worth absolutely fuck all due to the amount thrown away and replaced with cybernetics.

Also the obvious sources

[rancid cove]

"Yo, yo, where my dick at?!"

[gleaming gale]

Lord Helmawr

[heady rivet]

HEY

[opaque coyote]

https://youtu.be/swEvMSztMmI?si=12YlBe4vmZcKGWmM

[heady rivet]

Canon.

[opaque coyote]

Imagining a version of this but it's replaced with a Servitor and a tech priest

[gleaming gale]

I like how the whole plot of HL2 is 'We freed the world from the Combine!' and it's just Bulgaria

[heady rivet]

There's a version of this where Widowmaker from Overwatch gets de-futafied by the piss beam one

[rancid cove]

Servitors after being awakened

[rancid cove]

These words are not mentioned on the Bible or the Quran btw

[opaque coyote]

I find it funny that the changes to Eastern Europe literally is just shoving combine tech in the buildings and building a giant tower

And that's it

City 17 is literally just a bunch of Warsaw Pact buildings

With combine tech shoved in

[heady rivet]

Owned.

[gleaming gale]

Might have some luck with the Talmud though

[opaque coyote]

I need to make this version

[opaque coyote]

Maybe make it a tech thrall instead since they're canonically sentient

And are also considered

Even lower than Servitors

Which is

[gleaming gale]

I got whiplashed on seeing random signs in romanian in the game lmao

[opaque coyote]

The combine looked around Eastern Europe

"Damn we barely have to change anything"

[gleaming gale]

Yeah signs are just random bullshit in romanian and bulgarian

[heady rivet]

You forgot to mention its a sequel now ai gotta read that to or I wont follow the plot and character motivations

[storm jungle]

Nah its just Genestealer smut (its her main thing) you can ignore it lol

ESPECIALLY Malstrains

which is like fucking YEET

[gleaming gale]

Is your friend Ian Watson 🥀

[storm jungle]

Nah just a monsterfucker

idk why people dont realise how numerous that part of the fandomsphere is across IPs lol

its annoying because shes an amazing writer but man I DO NOT wanna read most of that shit

[heady rivet]

Maybe I'm a sicko bastard, huh? Huh? Maybe I wanna read it, ever thought about that?

Wait this reminds me of that post

[storm jungle]

Hey man its your decision

id get genestealers but Malstrains are like fuck ugly irradiated cancerblobs

🥀

[opaque coyote]

HUH

[heady rivet]

Yeah because Genestealers were known for their looks od course

[storm jungle]

🫵

[storm jungle]

theres thousands of people that wanna fuck Deathclaws

[heady rivet]

Wonder how this guys doing

[storm jungle]

im sorry but genestealers are like bottom of the barrel

[opaque coyote]

These things?

[storm jungle]

yeah lmao

[opaque coyote]

With the gross pustles?

ew

If it was normal genestealers

it would be fine

but malstrains?

disgusting

[arctic talon]

WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT GENESTEALER SMUT

[heady rivet]

Dilaras friend:

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

@heady rivet

[arctic talon]

Normal genestealers I can see

Malstrain are nasty

lol

[storm jungle]

LMAO

THANK YOU

[arctic talon]

All those puss filled boils

[opaque coyote]

that's what I'm saying

[arctic talon]

ugh

[storm jungle]

The worst part is Malstrain text has shit like how their limbs are so fucking dusty and fucked their limbs/sockets just CREAK and pop or whatever

[arctic talon]

THOSE POP

[storm jungle]

like bruh

YEAH

[opaque coyote]

HUH

[arctic talon]

THEY LITERALLY POP WHEN THEY MOVE

[opaque coyote]

HUH

[heady rivet]

I like that we're all in agreement here about normal genestealers being fuckable btw

[arctic talon]

I mean

yeah

I can see it

[storm jungle]

^

[opaque coyote]

four arms

[storm jungle]

they are really not that gross lol

[heady rivet]

"6 legs"

[arctic talon]

Four arms, long tongue, pretty humanoid

[gleaming gale]

The hybrids or the purestrain?

[arctic talon]

They're like

[opaque coyote]

malstrain is just gross trhough

[arctic talon]

not really that much of a monster

lol

[opaque coyote]

like

[storm jungle]

its mostly because their design is literally a ripoff of the Xenomorph which is like the must fuckable alien in existence i think

[opaque coyote]

especially with the pustles

[arctic talon]

Xenomorph is low tier monster fucker stuff

lol

[opaque coyote]

hr giger moment

[storm jungle]

yeah also a genestealer is like really "normal" monster-wise

[arctic talon]

do you think this guy's left arm is bigger because he beats with it

[opaque coyote]

15+ more like 18+

[storm jungle]

a genestealer is also like very "normal"

[heady rivet]

HR Giger stared into the abyss while rubbing his genitals over his jeans

[storm jungle]

its not really that gross

[arctic talon]

I mean he beat my fucking gangers skull in with it

[storm jungle]

this man was a genius ahead of his time

[opaque coyote]

But seriously though the boils just make it like

gross

[gleaming gale]

First in my bloodline to read this

[storm jungle]

Bro was Gigermaxxing

[arctic talon]

same

[heady rivet]

AND LAST. HAVE AT YE

[arctic talon]

Yeah malstrain are not hot lol

[heady rivet]

Oh okay.

[arctic talon]

they're like diseased and covered in boils and tumors lol

[opaque coyote]

not the first of my bloodline to read this

[arctic talon]

which I guess some people are into

ig

[opaque coyote]

I mean

It would be fine if it was just like

white genestealers

but due to them literally have boils

it's just

imagine trying to grab onto them

only to hear popping noises

[storm jungle]

Guy's a legend tbh

so i get it

lol

hes responsible for like most old warhammer art + the entire tyranid aesthetic

[opaque coyote]

They're also the reason why the Hive Mind doesn't go near Munda

despite fully knowing it exists

[storm jungle]

Laati trying to tell munda lore

while the Arch Mundanite is present

fucked up

[opaque coyote]

[gleaming gale]

Arch huh

[storm jungle]

your execution sentence not mine

[arctic talon]

didn't he get arrested

lol

[storm jungle]

WHAT

LMAO

[gleaming gale]

April Fools probably

[storm jungle]

Aw man

[arctic talon]

misinformation strikes again

[storm jungle]

tbh he prob got arrested IRL he just didnt tell anyone because why would you do that

[gleaming gale]

"Games Workshop terror squad sent to silence me for speaking the truth"

[heady rivet]

Race kink

[heady rivet]

Bubble wrap I can see. And women love watching the most disgusting pimple popping videos on reddit.com

[storm jungle]

💀

[heady rivet]

Also the movie Get Out directed by Jordan Peele

[gleaming gale]

They fucking love popping them, not just watching

[storm jungle]

holy shit LMAO

[heady rivet]

Double dipped on that bit

[storm jungle]

LITERALLY

[opaque coyote]

Generally

Men have more freaks

But women are freakier.

This is my observation.

[storm jungle]

THEY WANTED HIS MIND

[opaque coyote]

Quantity vs Quality ig

[heady rivet]

I will say despite the array of horrible tags on this malstrain fic it does also promise a happy ending

[storm jungle]

Lmao dont read it

JUST READ THE VAN SAAR ONE

[heady rivet]

38k words...

[opaque coyote]

WHAT TYPE OF HAPPY ENDING

[storm jungle]

impreg

[opaque coyote]

not 40k

0/10

[heady rivet]

I'll be honest thats a lot of SA for a Wednesday night

[storm jungle]

also you gotta love the

• 2 Van Saar/1 Escher normal sex fic: 19k words
• Monsterfucker Malstrain fic: 38k words

you really can tell where the priorities lay

[heady rivet]

Is she gonna suck the radiation out

[storm jungle]

Nah just normal banging

she breaks her plasma pistol and goes to them to ask for repairs

theres a big brother VS and a small shy twink VS

[opaque coyote]

"Bro why does your cock have like several lumps"

[storm jungle]

Nah not lumps

but it has cyber-grafts

LOL

which uh

not unrealistic ngl

[heady rivet]

Glad we had to clarify

[storm jungle]

one of Dolf's friend actually drew art of the fic too

[opaque coyote]

...which one

[storm jungle]

Van Saar one lol

[opaque coyote]

oh thjank god

[heady rivet]

Environmental storytelling

[storm jungle]

the other 2 are NSFW but uh heres an SFW one of the two bros

i respect the bros dick-prong

[arctic talon]

bros got the warframe codpiece

[heady rivet]

Worth the 3rd testicle growing

[storm jungle]

man

vaan sar have such drip

i hate this

[heady rivet]

Aw man you should aha buy a gang of them or something

[storm jungle]

I only deal in art

(I should make an Van Saar OC)

[heady rivet]

I should probably gather references for my next comm since it will involve VS lole

[arctic talon]

lol

VS's aesthetic isn't too weird

well its weird for 40k but they'd fit right fucking into some other sci fi

[storm jungle]

I had uhhh

a sheet for two Van Saar twins

but i never got around to getting them

my two favorite kind of girls

• Crushes you to paste

• Sucks your brains out with robo-tentacles

[arctic talon]

that second one feels very delaque

lol

[storm jungle]

yeah now hand over your IQ

[arctic talon]

No

I am part of orlock

I huff mining fumes and molten metal

I have no IQ

[heady rivet]

This but its an Orlock and VS ganger (Equal or greater amounts of inherent homosexual tension)

[heady rivet]

Comm I'm getting from Sigma falls into this

[daring creek]

My mom might actually be special

Cut herself scratching her back with a fucking shaving razor 🥀

[heady rivet]

https://giphy.com/gifs/pig-fat-kenjikungifs-fSD3yT23GL0SPqEIqF

How does one come to this thought

[storm jungle]

WHAT

[daring creek]

Never before seen levels of just

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-really-stressed-mad-angry-gif-16109475

its impressive

[gleaming gale]

🥀

Nvm he just took a nap lol

[daring creek]

what the fuck

why on april first

[surreal nest]

The Starcraft tabletop game movement rules are infinitely better than 40k

Like they are so simple

You pick one model to be the active model, move it however far you can with its movement, THEN you place all the rest of the unit within 3 inches (coherency) of the active model

[shadow plover]

sounds a bit silly if you can move the guys from other side of the unit to 3" of the first guy you moved

like imagine you have a unit of 10 people, every one is 3" of the model next to them, you move the right most guy their max movement to the right and then you bring the leftmost model 3" from that guy?

[surreal nest]

Well its 3 inches from the active model

So its a circle around the first model you moved forward

[shadow plover]

yes but the guy from the far left moves a lot further than the set movement stat

[sacred ginkgo]

They're saying you can abuse it with leapfroging

[shadow plover]

^

[surreal nest]

How?

Its only abusing if the rules didnt intend for it

[sacred ginkgo]

Frontmost unit moves full move and then the rest deploy infront

[shadow plover]

so does every model have to end their movement within 3" of the first model moved?

[sacred ginkgo]

So you get the 3 inches as movement

[shadow plover]

so all units are in a very tight grouping?

[surreal nest]

You misunderstand i think

Once you move the active model your characters like essentially teleport to the coherency range

Its not like move and then wrap around to coherency

[sacred ginkgo]

Yeah and you can put them infront of the active model

[surreal nest]

Yeah but thats the point and it comes with own risks too

[shadow plover]

so basically this

[surreal nest]

Right but the game is also mostly balanced around whole units iirc

I think you are thinking of if the game was like 40k and had those rules

This is supposed to be like a full rts where the groups move together

[shadow plover]

Sure but the rule seems half assed to be fair

[surreal nest]

I think its a lot better than 40k's coherency system honestly

The conga lines to victory

[shadow plover]

like they didn't consider the implications of such rule

[surreal nest]

Well I think they did tbf

Idk maybe I misinterpreted the rules but I think its fun

[shadow plover]

I don't think it sucks but it has some weird interactions I feel

[surreal nest]

I do think the leapfrog thingie is intentional

[shadow plover]

do models within a unit ever have different loadouts

[surreal nest]

I do not think so

[shadow plover]

are maps how large

[surreal nest]

No idea

54x36

[shadow plover]

huh, wonder why 4,5 feet instead of 4 or 5

doubt there are any mats ready for that size

[surreal nest]

Its pretty interesting too, the deploying troops is part of the actual beginning movement phase and not before the game

Its also alternating actions

[rancid cove]

no youtube im not watching this

[daring creek]

poopmarine 2

[vital ginkgo]

Do the marines brought up in the black legion have any connection or admiration for their geneseed's primarch or is it all about abaddon for them?

[arctic talon]

I do not like how the SC wargame does movement lol

but I haven't played it yet

so we'll see lol

[surreal nest]

I do! I do!

[arctic talon]

It depends™

the black legion is fucking huge

[arctic talon]

its rife for abuse lol

esp for Zerg and Protoss

[surreal nest]

Yeah but again I think its only because its not seen as traditional that everybody thinks its abuse

[arctic talon]

I mean

[surreal nest]

What if the game just is balanced like that

[arctic talon]

if its intetional then sure

[shadow plover]

It's like the worst part of 40k consolidation fuckery implemented into the main movement phase

[vital ginkgo]

I mean marines made by the black legion. Not some separate warband that decided to join up with them

[arctic talon]

but it sure as shit doesn't feel that way looking at stuff lol

[surreal nest]

No thats a lie

[arctic talon]

they'd only care about the long war

[surreal nest]

Consolidation is terrible

[arctic talon]

lol

[surreal nest]

Consolidation is the most confusing and awkward ruleset ive ever seen

[arctic talon]

this is literally the same issue as consolidation lol

[surreal nest]

No it isnt

[arctic talon]

yes it is

[shadow plover]

Thankfully they're changing it in 11th ed

[surreal nest]

Consolidation is just awkward

[arctic talon]

yeah consolidation is gone 11e lol

[surreal nest]

This is very self explanatory

[arctic talon]

Its self explanatory but the end result mechanically is the same lol

[vital ginkgo]

Which traitor legion would be the most chill for a marine to be brought up in?

[arctic talon]

None of the above

lol

[arctic talon]

Prolly word bearers

[vital ginkgo]

Nah

[vital ginkgo]

Ok 👍

[arctic talon]

If you want an actual answer

they're the most stable

[surreal nest]

Movement also seems significantly lower in the game though to be fair

Zerglings only move 4 inches, max 7 with the coherency

[arctic talon]

yeah

[surreal nest]

Doesn't seem that problematic with this in mind

[arctic talon]

no its def still potetially problematic lol

idk

[shadow plover]

It's good that the movement stat itself has been taken into account for the fuckery because that's very low

[arctic talon]

I'll report back after this weekend

I got like 3 games of it lined up

[surreal nest]

I'll report after tonight

[vital ginkgo]

I'm watching stuff on lorgar and the word bearers and they're not too bad. I thought they'd be boring at first but I think they're one of the more sympathetic legions with their ideals and reasons for rebeling

[vital ginkgo]

Kor pheron seems cool

His relationship with lorgar I mean

Not argal tal

[shadow plover]

oh is it wholly within 3", not within 3"

[surreal nest]

Fuck my bad

Yeah

I think wholly

[shadow plover]

that limits the fuckery a lot

but still has room for it

[surreal nest]

Maybe not though

Im gonna read the official rules tonight

Playing it on TTS

(God bless tts btw)

[jade holly]

What’s Consolidation?

[shadow plover]

TTS would be cool if it's creators weren't weird about a lot of things

[surreal nest]

Explain

[shadow plover]

sub-movement phase within melee phase

[shadow plover]

it's a couple years old news by now, but they did some quite anti-LGBT stuff with their platform

[surreal nest]

Looks like it was a case of essentially transphobic redditor mods in global chat

[shadow plover]

think it had something to do with transphobic actions in global chat

[surreal nest]

Not saying its not a big deal

[shadow plover]

it took like MONTHS for the TTS creators to do anything about it though

[surreal nest]

Yeah thats the problem for me

I wish I could seperate the art from the artist but at least the game was gifted i guess

[shadow plover]

fair

though this isn't like the worst thing imaginable

[surreal nest]

Its pretty up there for me tbh im super disappointed

Actually bums me out

Shit sucks

[shadow plover]

yeah, sorry to be the bearer of bad news

they did try to amend it by doing a sizable donation for trans benefits after the fact

[opaque coyote]

Akso

Besides the Superbowl

Here is a contest in the USA

That is popular

https://youtube.com/shorts/lrVFunzQjug?si=2OBRCLC1Dd55VNzO

Also when he said how Fat Bear Week 2024 had one bear beating to death another

[opaque coyote]

That was actually a conclusion of what was basically a couple year long drama

[heady rivet]

Actually VS and Palanite would go better...

[opaque coyote]

Basically the female bear beat to death and ate a male bear

Who

Two years earlier

Ate one of her cubs

That was the reason why the female bear went absolutely ballistic on the male bear

It's like a k-drama but with cannibalism

[opaque coyote]

But yeah

This is a true American contest

🦅 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🔫 🔫 🎆 🎆 🎆

[cerulean trellis]

Dayum, didnt know that.
Sadly it is rather unique in what it does

[shadow plover]

Yeah

[surreal nest]

Definitely rings hollow

[jade holly]

I wanna do a diorama one day of Buri doing the Doom pose

[surreal nest]

I hate to say it but TTS is too unique for me to just not use but I am NOT plugging that shit to people anymore

[jade holly]

This one specifically

[opaque coyote]

TF does TTS mean

Btw

[surreal nest]

Tabletop simulator

[opaque coyote]

Oh

[jade holly]

Wait I got some options here

[crystal forum]

just finished driving 10 hours around new england

awful

disgusting country

[jade holly]

Well yeah, it’s New England

No one likes New England

[crystal forum]

nah the entire region

country

may allah send it up in flames

[jade holly]

I only know of one New England and it ain’t a country smh

[crystal forum]

the US

well it was more just new york state

but still

all of it

raze it to the ground

[jade holly]

Yeah New York’ll do that to you

That’s why I avoid it

[crystal forum]

ITS ALL BAD

[flat nimbus]

New York isn’t even part of New England, at least damn us for our actual geographic nightmares

https://tenor.com/view/dunkin-gif-19065634

[daring creek]

would a psyker make for a great therapist

[flat nimbus]

“My Beloved wants you to know, what happened to Cadia wasn’t your fault!”

so, maybe?

[fervent geode]

What’s Haarken Worldclaimer gonna do after he claims his world

[shadow plover]

Claims another

[fervent geode]

Awfully boring of him

[shadow plover]

what can you do, when you're named as such

[flat nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/itsaliving-flintstones-flinstones-squawk-whatever-gif-23412047

[surreal nest]

can confirm, movement is not wholly within coherency it is simply within

sorry no i lied

it is wholly

[jade holly]

What’s Kharn the Betrayer gonna do when he no longer can betray anyone?

[surreal nest]

def a lot more freedom with placing

also very well written and specific notes

[fervent geode]

I’d say Betray himself but he’s already done that a long time ago

Die I guess

[daring creek]

How resistant is ceramite to gauss flayer rays

This conversation already happened but what are the chances a marine survives a single blast

Say... to their chest

Like can you really make armor against whats essentially... anti armor in the most literal way?

I really love necrons for that

Its so intuitive and fits so much with their theme

Thwarting decay at the coat of their humanity and repurposing it as their most basic arm

Like yes

[solid horizon]

On tabletop ? A lot, in lore ? Idk

[daring creek]

In lex it says a basic necron warrior has a chance of completely vaporizing a space marine

Also I love the color green

Makes them extra alien (obviously) i just love it so much

I like things that look like monsters but are very human on the inside

The necrons make the Imperium look like savages tbh

Fleshfuckers......

[surreal nest]

rules were pretty well written for starcraft excited to play

[raven stone]

YYYYOOOO

Stealth 40k rules update in WarCom Downloads

[surreal nest]

i hate this game

[fervent geode]

Yo it’s Ghaz

[wintry cloud]

Regent is my baby