40k-lore-chat

[summer mural]

the one where a bunch of ork kommandos are hiding and slaughtering folks

[gleaming gale]

Chud marine shouldn't be given ear to

[heady rivet]

Equatorial jungle

[jade holly]

You’ll never guess who shows up for Armageddon 4

[vagrant fox]

It still produces some oil and vehicles but, ya know

[storm jungle]

Gat

[scenic dagger]

shit planet = strong warriors ig lul

[storm jungle]

Gat

[storm jungle]

Gat

[summer mural]

John Cena

[storm jungle]

probably lol

[jade holly]

Johnny Gat from the Saint’s Row games

[vagrant fox]

ok I finished john vincible episode five, why can't the good guys ever catch a break

[storm jungle]

How about Johnny's face when he saw the gat

[heady rivet]

Dont take this the wrong way but are you on some sort of stimulant today or

[gleaming gale]

How bout dat

[vagrant fox]

Johnny Gat straight outta hell?

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-soprano-when-he-saw-the-gat-gif-18008246358322746477

[summer mural]

because Viltrumites are bae

[storm jungle]

im not taking this from you after you had that guy lunge at me no thanks to you lol

[jade holly]

I was looking for a shocked face but honestly this may work lmao

[heady rivet]

I WAS BEING SILLY

https://tenor.com/view/timeout-for-that-one-time-out-for-that-one-colossal-is-crazy-gif-16703930701785367308

[summer mural]

Lucan was weak. Now he's dead.

[vagrant fox]

Yeah Conquest did literally nothing wrong

[storm jungle]

He literally thinks i hate him now and am targeting him lol

[gleaming gale]

Me

[storm jungle]

❌

[vagrant fox]

The necrochudder deserves worse, target him for harrasment daily

[summer mural]

The virus is killing us!
No, itl only make us stronger!

viltrumites are psychotic, its excellent

[heady rivet]

As if you arent the chief gangstalker that digitally tortures him...

[heady rivet]

So status quo

[vagrant fox]

yes

[storm jungle]

He literally wants to report me btw for some reason 💀

[summer mural]

sad

Id report you for a good reason at least

[heady rivet]

As an act of extreme humility I am willing to accept a 10 second period where I refrain from preaching of Necromunda

[vagrant fox]

Someone with the courage for standing up for the small folk

[gleaming gale]

It's over for the little guy

[vagrant fox]

I'm basically egg

I'm chad but I'm here with the dunces

[heady rivet]

We need to turn this server into Gothrul's Needle

[summer mural]

do you actually get sick if you drink like, undiseased blood

[vagrant fox]

ok

[last meadow]

i know that profile picture,,

fancy seeing you here

[fervent geode]

I haven’t yet

[vagrant fox]

Not in all of my years yet, no

[summer mural]

BESTIE!

[heady rivet]

This means something to somebody

[fervent geode]

Human connection

This displeases me

[gleaming gale]

Marine moment

[heady rivet]

ANOTHER 20 TRILLION DEAD HEIRS

[vagrant fox]

I'm not enough of a gothead to know what this is

[jade holly]

85 NONILLION BONES TO NAGASH 🗣️ 🔥

[fervent geode]

I am enraged by my lack of a childhood and being a fucking Cthonian, and will now destroy a house.

[heady rivet]

Targaryens are ontologically evil and no act against them is wrong

[gleaming gale]

They're incestuous aliens, Duncan!

[last meadow]

you're the first person i've seen chat in both servers lmaooo

[last meadow]

mutual from another server hehehe

[summer mural]

right back at you

[fervent geode]

Targaryen hatred is a natural process

[heady rivet]

Omg you two should split a Necromunda box

[vagrant fox]

I know that, I'm chad

[summer mural]

your ten seconds arent up yet

[fervent geode]

Don’t listen to his lies, buy a Kill Team Dossier like Shadowhunt

[storm jungle]

Helmawr....

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-kennedy-resident-evil-4-re4-rizz-ada-wong-gif-17086756262841801080

[heady rivet]

Thats different

[gleaming gale]

Buy 20 boxes of Cawdor Redemptionists

[fervent geode]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-powerpuff-powerpuff-girls-mad-fire-gif-6830673407618742614

[storm jungle]

❌

[heady rivet]

Why you have to be mean

Is it the toe wiggle frame

You can tell me if it is

[summer mural]

what on earth is a cawdor redemptionist

[storm jungle]

oh god

someone fill em in

[summer mural]

thats like the worst possible name for something

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/doug-walker-fnaf-turning-around-turning-doug-turning-around-gif-23411544

[storm jungle]

@heady rivet deploy the Mundanite rounds

[gleaming gale]

@heady rivet but yeah I need this one single bit for a conversion and everyone is mounting it on their chud leader

[vagrant fox]

it's a kkk member

[fervent geode]

Take the shot

[fervent geode]

40K KKK member but they just kill even more somehow

[last meadow]

they changed the server logo and we already jumped ship to the darktide server smh 🥀

no profanity filter at least

[summer mural]

great minds think alike

[gleaming gale]

KKK if it was good

[vagrant fox]

I've decided Necromunda is bad until there's a 250% increase of capirote usage damn the consequences

[storm jungle]

no making out in lorechat

[fervent geode]

[jade holly]

I think I have now seen the most cursed thing in all of existence for 40K

A Great Clean One

[sharp pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/hampter-gif-13476407682734029528

[fervent geode]

It’s beautiful

[jade holly]

Can I even send an image of it here?

[fervent geode]

Ill put you and it in a filth pit

[summer mural]

wait did someone say they are just kkk members that kill people regardless of ethnicity???? THAT LITERALLY MEANS NOTHING

[jade holly]

Fuck you

Cleans your Great Unclean One

[fervent geode]

Yeah they’re just KKK members

[heady rivet]

I'll give you the short version, for now.

On Necromunda there exists the Clan House Cawdor, the house of Faith. They're basically a whole gang of hobo zealots from Darktide. The Redemptionists are the members that are too extreme for the Imperial Cult. They are considered Outlaws, and disavowed officially. They are big on flame, even moreso than usual for Cawdor.

[vagrant fox]

They kill the right people™

[fervent geode]

Regardless of religion too

[summer mural]

oh its just zealots but the fire edition

I see

[vagrant fox]

This is the only good munda figure

[raven stone]

BEHOLD THE GREAT CLEAN ONE

[fervent geode]

I’ve seen this guy a Word Bearer cultist more than I’ve seen him in Munda

[storm jungle]

iirc the only reason they are "outlawed" as a Cult is because they cause too much collateral damage lol

[vagrant fox]

It's also the only good 40k figure

Of course he's perfect as a cultist

[gleaming gale]

Outlawed at least on Necromunda, the cult spread in other parts of the Imperium lol

[jade holly]

From Ku’Gath to Bubba

[fervent geode]

All of Cawdor is lol

[vagrant fox]

I know it'd attract the wrong shitheads and it's such a bad idea but I really want to see more capirotes in 40k on such a deep fundemental level

[heady rivet]

That + they punch upwards instead of their level + down. They go after guilders, nobles, and dont give a rats ass about the production facilities. Everyone must be cleansed, which is no-no and subversive

[fervent geode]

What all the kill Nurgle with soap Mfs think they can fight

They can’t

[gleaming gale]

Cult of Redemption being based as usual

[fervent geode]

Literal based black hundredist murder militia

[storm jungle]

if only they went after certain MAGmawrs

[heady rivet]

Well they punch their level and down, its just the upwards part thats the issue. They punch in every direction

[raven stone]

Eh still a funny meme creation

[gleaming gale]

CAWDOR SWEEP

[summer mural]

fire loving cultists as a theme will never die

its too...primal

[heady rivet]

Aw man sounds like you have an interest in this whole Necromunda thing aha

[summer mural]

no get tf away from me

[jade holly]

And it’s not that much of a… Far Cry

[gleaming gale]

It's so far that even the Devil May Cry

[fervent geode]

By Genndy Tartakovsky

[heady rivet]

YOU'RE GONNA START A GANG AND YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT. WE HAVE SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE

[storm jungle]

also they arent joking

GW literally changed some cawdor minis last second

because they had pointy hoods

[vagrant fox]

because GW are cowards

[storm jungle]

I remember the facebook post about it

[heady rivet]

To clarify, GW was invoking Catholics

[storm jungle]

^

it was just a marketing thing because yeah some people would paint them as Triple-K lol

[vagrant fox]

GW hates me specifically and that's why they keep changing things to be worse

[raven stone]

Were they booted from this server with extreme prejudice?

[heady rivet]

The KKK adopted the hoods to mock Catholics but in Europe thats still associated with like, Italian and Spanish Catholics

[fervent geode]

Because the Cawdor Redemptionists are the 40KKK and the realised too late

[storm jungle]

Lmao nah i meant his comment

[fervent geode]

It’s Holy Week in Spain rn lol

[raven stone]

Ah whoops lol

[gleaming gale]

Fiction would be better if authors would stop giving a shit about what americans think

[vagrant fox]

Spaniards are a funny bunch

[storm jungle]

yeah its also why the catholic/spanish hoods look more regal and cool compared to the ones the dumbass racists wear

[fervent geode]

Real

[storm jungle]

Their image goes beyond america

[fervent geode]

I don’t actually like the KKK and even hate them as they would like to burn me

[mossy peak]

?? 😭

[raven stone]

Fiction would be better if people stopped demanding authors be responsible for how bad audiences hijack their work.

Fixed

[mossy peak]

death of the author or something idk i haven’t read mao

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-warhammer-40k-grenade-truth-nuke-gif-6248133608324632914

[summer mural]

mao didnt write death of the author

[signal bramble]

I prefer the hellsing abridged version.

[heady rivet]

Because you are swine

[vagrant fox]

He invented it, with communism

[fervent geode]

That was Barthes not Mao

[summer mural]

roland barthes

[heady rivet]

You know you can play Genestealer Cults in Necromunda, sport

[signal bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/haters-gonna-hate-snow-white-gif-27233540

[fervent geode]

Anyways I’ve read Mao so all of you need to abandon your culture rn

[gleaming gale]

Super Earth Century of Humiliation

[raven stone]

Analogy aside that is one hell of a bad deep strike roll

[summer mural]

I like playing that one guy with the ronin straw hat in the very mid but mildly underrated first person shooter

[storm jungle]

Probably one of the msot realistic showcases of why Hellpods are stupid as shit

lmao

[vagrant fox]

荣耀归于中国共产党和习近平主席 🫡

[heady rivet]

Yeah that means nothing to me but I can pivot that to Delaque or Venators

[storm jungle]

But at the day who said super-earth was smart

[gleaming gale]

Talmbout sum face the wall

[storm jungle]

face my balls

[queen laurel]

it has two brain cells and they are fighting for 3rd place

[raven stone]

You really be out here in a very Chinese phase of your life venerating Xi Jinping like that 😅

[vagrant fox]

Someone has to

[mossy peak]

how do you know, have you read mao?

[summer mural]

no i cant read

[heady rivet]

Mao is sending tens of millions of Chinese women to us. Thank you President Nixon!!!

[mossy peak]

same

[vagrant fox]

anyways support super earth so my favourite blorbos can suffer more

I want them to be shitting blood by the end of the week

ok no takers my bad ig

[heady rivet]

Remember what they took from you.

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/china-scream-if-you-love-china-scream-if-you-love-country-brock-lesnar-gif-4232401349897427919

[vagrant fox]

Mao knows to control the home is to control the voting

[heady rivet]

Free my woman.

[fervent geode]

Kissinger has caused great evil for yall

[heady rivet]

This is the worst thing he's done by far, surely

I cant imagine what else he could have done worse

[fervent geode]

Eh not like Cambodia or Nam are real anyway

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/hl2-hl3-half-life-3-hopium-hope-gif-7246120153840726923

[fervent geode]

Take your meds Freeman

[vagrant fox]

Source Engine 3?

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/re9-hunk-resident-evil-9-hunk-resident-evil-bro-thinks-hes-slick-gif-7196519451552551214

[vagrant fox]

Imagine Mao is doing the headpatting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMFK0gqe2Zo

It's almost as good as my triden yaoi

[fervent geode]

She was later accused and stoned to death by her patriotic revolutionary 10 yr old son who also did the same to his father and grandparents 🫡

[raven stone]

Wasn't there a joke about Trident (the chewing gum) and Trident (the nuclear submarine)?

[scenic trout]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VOyF6Q4-YnM

The 21st primarch is finally here

[vagrant fox]

idk have this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHv8ZbMXBZ0

[storm jungle]

Supa Urf

[gleaming gale]

Shit it went without audio

[scenic trout]

[heady rivet]

Wrong Biden sticker

[languid meadow]

Invincible ||once again conquest carries the action||

[storm jungle]

the shot of him behind Oliver bruh

💀

[languid meadow]

LMFAO

Looks like one of those comic edits

[storm jungle]

ikr lmao

[languid meadow]

When someone edits them to have motion

[storm jungle]

episode was amazing but man

I NEED

THRAGG

[vagrant fox]

I need Conquest

Maybe a little carnally

[storm jungle]

i got bad news chief

[summer mural]

I need anessa

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[summer mural]

as for conquest...

[vagrant fox]

fuck my youtube is full of trump x biden yaoi memes again

[languid meadow]

I don't think this season will cover the whole arc?

[storm jungle]

I THINK it will end once uh you know what is destroyed

we ARE getting the big fight tho for sure

[summer mural]

thragg will definitely have more screentime, hes on the poster for the last episode

[storm jungle]

^

[summer mural]

also I havent read the comics, please avoid spoiler

[storm jungle]

they are taking 2 episodes to set him up

[summer mural]

thanks

[vagrant fox]

Youtube has spoilered so much for me and I haven't even searched a single thing

[storm jungle]

^

[languid meadow]

Big ass beat down coming right up

[vagrant fox]

The kind of youtuber who puts spoilers in the thumbnail should just be hanged

[storm jungle]

if you use youtube you are literally fucked for Invincible

people spoil everything

[summer mural]

invincible somehow ive managed to enjoy spoiler free, its been fucking fantastic

like I had no clue what happened in the latest ep was supposed to happen

[heady rivet]

Mark ||blinks his eyes sometimes||

[summer mural]

also I had no clue that was nolan in the flashback of the virus till they mentioned his name

Im not clicking that you necromunda shill

[storm jungle]

Yeah he has mark's face which is a bit of an early giveaway

[spring cairn]

chill

i haven't seen it yet

[storm jungle]

no lol

[languid meadow]

Go watch it you French fuck get off of deadlock!

[heady rivet]

Then you'll never know the truth...

[mossy peak]

why would you watch invincible when solo leveling exists

[summer mural]

Ive just been wanting more viltrumites even since they built them up and now its so satisfying

[vagrant fox]

thanks george

[heady rivet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/883402213584699412/1287375053738082376/imtiredhitler.gif

[storm jungle]

just fuck off george lol

a month later hes gonna be all "WAH WAH IM DEPRESSED"

[gleaming gale]

If the fat fuck dies before finishing the books, Stannis legally wins the Iron Throne, I don't care

[summer mural]

lmao

[storm jungle]

Im just sick of his shit at this point

[spring cairn]

aprils fools patch i have to play

[vagrant fox]

What's with the Kazakhstan flag, is this a han colony

[mossy peak]

another thousand ghostwriters to brandon sanderson

[heady rivet]

He's gonna drop Blood & Fire

Watch

[gleaming gale]

Another 20 HBO spinoffs!

[languid meadow]

Hey

[mossy peak]

blood and fire is peak

[storm jungle]

thats my fav thing with George, hes so arrogant/egotistical (he said so himself) that he lets NO ONE else touch his work.

Actual moron.

[raven stone]

He sure picked a hell of a joke for April's Fool lol

[languid meadow]

Back off kotsk

[summer mural]

I wouldnt mind EXCEPT this man has been fucking doing everything under the sun including writing more stories, but finishing the winds of winter? no fucking chance apparently

[storm jungle]

thats the thing non-fans dont get

we dont mind if it never releases

we hate that he keeps lying

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/me-dunk-ser-duncan-the-tall-peter-claffey-a-knight-of-the-seven-kingdoms-gif-11121081757111602768

[storm jungle]

nothing but lying

it gets tiresome after 10 years

hes such a lazy piece of shit

[heady rivet]

Meanwhile his assistants tweedledumb and tweedlefuckinstupid wrote the shit worldbook

[storm jungle]

^

[vagrant fox]

I don't really care past the third book anyways it's just funny to see him go about this will he won't he

Funny in that eugh way

[storm jungle]

Yeah its just pathetic at this point

[gleaming gale]

Fucking Elio Garcia is using AI slop to make portraits for characters on his shitty official wiki lol

[heady rivet]

This book has been 2/3rds finished for 14 years

[storm jungle]

YEP

[heady rivet]

We talked about this!

[storm jungle]

We'd all get over it if he said he will never release it and has lost steam

but hes always like

NO NO GUYS ILL FINISH IT

no you wont you fat fuck

lmao

[gleaming gale]

Then again George confirmed the story more or less ends like Dumb and Dumber's show, so shit plot ending regardless

[mossy peak]

he needs to just offscreen bran and release the book tbh

[heady rivet]

Lole!

[gleaming gale]

Who else has a better story than Bran the Chud?

[summer mural]

hes probably gonna co write elden ring 2 or something before he writes another chaptor of winds

[storm jungle]

Correct

[raven stone]

God exists and he hates his own fandom (or is at least mean enough to lie to them)

[storm jungle]

guy cannot stay on anything

yeah its the lies im tired of

[mossy peak]

society if grrm knew about adderall

[summer mural]

apparently he loves diet coke

so..theres that.

[heady rivet]

Who wants to hear my fan theory for ASOIAF that literally nobody else on the internet has

[storm jungle]

no

[heady rivet]

ok

[gleaming gale]

Fat fuck took Ozempic and probably accelerated his death lol

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

[languid meadow]

Tru

Mark...

[summer mural]

MARK?

[storm jungle]

MARK GRAYSON-

[vagrant fox]

no I'm fine do you want to see another biden x trump video

[heady rivet]

GRRM has been dead for 6 years we're just hearing the gas release

[gleaming gale]

It's Elio Garcia puppeting his decaying corpse

Also do you guys remember the shitshow with A Feast for Crows illustrated edition where it was full of AI slop images? lmao

[languid meadow]

Ok but for real ( invincible spoilers) || the disembowling was BRUTAL the sound was crazy and it just kept going 😭||

[storm jungle]

Based?

[heady rivet]

YEP

Elio I bet

[storm jungle]

LMAO YEA

also to repeat it again

fun fact but the human guts are 10m long

[summer mural]

he was SCOOPING

[storm jungle]

💀

so he was IN THERE

[gleaming gale]

Nah, the chud they hired as 'artist' went radio silent for like 2-3 weeks then came out with some random sketches he did overnight of the AI slop to prove it's hand drawn lol

[summer mural]

on a side note

cecil would be excellent in 40k

[storm jungle]

Cecil is literally just Malcador

like 1:1

[summer mural]

LOL

THATS TRUE

[storm jungle]

im not even joking

[vagrant fox]

Hold on Malcador is based?

[storm jungle]

i put the brown hood/psychic neckpiece on him once in an edit

its a perfect match lol

[gleaming gale]

What are the lore implications of Westeros coverting to Christianity?

[storm jungle]

Cecil is basically a more realistic version of him

with like huge fuckups the authors dont hide in books

if this was 40k it would be like

"ERM HE MEANT FOR CONQUEST TO ESCAPE"

Yeah sure he did Abnett

lol

[summer mural]

some of cecils dialogue is excellent , how much does it cost you to keep teleporting like that

" Just the GDP of a small country"

[gleaming gale]

Abnett wrote John Grammaticus into existence so he's not faultless

[storm jungle]

he never was

slopnett

[storm jungle]

most realistic part of his character

America wasted billions bombing iranians instead of funding help to their own people

lol

[vagrant fox]

True facts, Abnett is just a better Lyons

[gleaming gale]

You'd get skinned alive for this statement outside the server

[storm jungle]

nobody cares

Abnett cultists to the right side (reddit)

👉

[vagrant fox]

I'm like the 40k equivalent of the joker or whatever I'd get away with it

[gleaming gale]

Jonkler

[vagrant fox]

why so space marine, etc

[summer mural]

so if folks have read the comics, how many seasons of invincible is left

after the current one

1? 2?

[storm jungle]

3-4 id say

theres a lot of plot

[summer mural]

JESUS

[gleaming gale]

6-7...

[storm jungle]

but they might be able to condense it

theres a lot that happens after this point with Thragg

[summer mural]

oh good

[storm jungle]

im legit shocked we even got to this point ngl, so i got hope

[summer mural]

i was hoping hed be more than 1 bossfight

[vagrant fox]

and of course, conquest

[storm jungle]

i think its because Kirkman is actively helping with the project

and isnt sitting on his ass collecting money off his IP

lol

[vagrant fox]

Apparently the hell thing wasn't in the comics so he's filling it out a bit more or something

from what I read anyways

[storm jungle]

Yeah it wasnt, Kirkman added it in

the hell arc is more or less to lower Mark's morality

[gleaming gale]

Sapkowski malding rn

[storm jungle]

and understanding of like killing people

[storm jungle]

I love him for that

doesnt have faith in his own IP

Sells it off

it makes money

whines that he didnt get much from it

moron lol

[gleaming gale]

Funniest part is that CD Projekt offered him percentage of total revenue made off the games

[storm jungle]

YEAH

[gleaming gale]

Sapkowski just flipped them and asked for like 4k bucks

[storm jungle]

HE WAS LITERALLY JUST BEING A DIPSHIT

its so funny

[summer mural]

he deserves the shit hes feeling tbh

mans just been cranky

[storm jungle]

Yeah agreed

hes just an asshole in general

[summer mural]

and its been nobodys fault but his

[storm jungle]

basically

lol

[gleaming gale]

Tbf he wrote the universe for his son and he died in a car crash just around the time W1 was being made IIRC

[vagrant fox]

Comparing it to Pondsmith who at least claimed to have made a significant chunk from liscencing fees and royalties is really funny

[storm jungle]

Pondsmith is also like a proper nerd lol

hes literally INSIDE his entire IP lol

[summer mural]

i mean ive read the books, the books are good, but hes just out in public constantly complaining about the IP and the money , all of which were his decisions

[storm jungle]

more or less involved with everything

[summer mural]

and he wasnt desperate either

[storm jungle]

Yeah basically.

hes just a grumpy boomer more or less, thats all it is lol

[summer mural]

on top of it all, at the heart of it is him just considering videogames too beneath him

[vagrant fox]

I wanna make an average PiS voter but I don't know enough

[storm jungle]

like id be honored if someone wanted to make any kind of shitty games off the books i wrote, you can tell hes the kind of guy who thinks videogames arent art or whatever

[gleaming gale]

Then he just took the money for Netflix and didn't care they nuked the entire setting lol

[storm jungle]

^

its not even cool like when John Carpenter does it

Sapowski is just "okay boomer"

[heady rivet]

John Carpenter is obsessed with ruining his works in hindsight

[storm jungle]

he isnt

he just doesnt care lmao

[heady rivet]

My man declared some PS2 game as the official sequel of The Thing

[storm jungle]

He has said himself he just likes being old and making money

[vagrant fox]

zased

[storm jungle]

which is completely fair imo lmao

like let me get the quote

"I love when people remake my works because it means I open my palm and a money check lands on it"

[vagrant fox]

What's that interview where he gets asked about The Thing getting popular much later and he's just fucking cool it doesn't help me back then

[gleaming gale]

Meanwhile Martin is hounding people who write fanfiction because he sees that as copyright infringement lmao

[storm jungle]

LOL

[vagrant fox]

He's funny like that

[storm jungle]

WHAT

[heady rivet]

Guillotine

[storm jungle]

Yeah for you

[storm jungle]

ngl i completely get it

the Thing's reception on launch was so undeserved

[heady rivet]

Bank account check and whoever has less has to get in

[storm jungle]

the special effects guy literally hospitalized himself from overworking

💀

[heady rivet]

Wait nvm I got paid this morning

The only good creator of things

George Lucas

[gleaming gale]

Yeah, the guy considers fanfiction to be a form of copyright infringement and had a meltdown like half a year ago because someone used ChatGPT to write the Winds of Winter after they fed it the rest of the series lol

[limpid granite]

he also oversees the development of orion

[celest dome]

Wasn' John Carpenter the dude who said that he love it when people want to do things on IP he made cause it's free cash for him ?

[limpid granite]

hes pretty hands off but hes still the creator and loremaster

[vagrant fox]

that's very peculiar

[vagrant fox]

Alright I looked it up on youtube just to see and my hunch was correct

Get that necronormie out of here

[summer mural]

does aos have beastmen yet

[storm jungle]

"yet"

they always did

[summer mural]

do they have like a special aos flavor

or are they your classic beastmen

[gleaming gale]

They uh... kinda nuked them back to Old World

[summer mural]

like does the centigor milk taste different

[languid meadow]

and then nuked them again

[rocky gale]

They existed solely as a holdover from Fantasy, there was a half ass attempt in their lore to give them a possible origin that was separate from Chaos (Being descended from the God Beasts that roamed the realms and were later corrupted by Chaos) But they were then nuked from orbit as a faction.

Although in lore they still exist

They were a force in the novel "Queen of the Rose Throne"

[celest dome]

The real question is if it taste like horse milk or goat milk

[gleaming gale]

Human milk

[celest dome]

I'd lean toward horse milk

[storm jungle]

Uh they do have their own models for each chaos gods

otherwise nah

its just basic beastmen WHF style and 4 chaos alligned ones

[summer mural]

no khazrak either im guessing

[storm jungle]

Nah hes dead

beastmen are literally worthless in the eye of the gods lol

[gleaming gale]

And he's not born yet for Old World to get a mini

[celest dome]

Does AoS still have Beastmen

[summer mural]

oh yeah khazrak had an arc with toddy and everything nvm

[rocky gale]

Yea, they still exist but not as a faction

[vagrant fox]

Beastmen will continue to be jobbers until AoS gets killed and new-editioned into a third setting

[gleaming gale]

Boole redemption arc

[rocky gale]

In Queen of the Rose Throne, they're basically a force of nature/sidestory to the actual plot.

[summer mural]

they exist as a paragraph when you want to give your farmhand protag a sad backstory before he becomes the champion of ..whomever

[gleaming gale]

Literally any WFRP campaign starts with beastmen lol

[summer mural]

well yeah all the beastmen do is hit villages

[storm jungle]

they are basically generic mooks t othe slaughter lol

no matter the IP

40k, AOS, WHF, all the same

[summer mural]

they are perfect for literally just going " on one fine sunday evening, they came out of the woods..." etc etc

[storm jungle]

literally yes

[gleaming gale]

First enemies in Titan Quest too, the satyrs

[storm jungle]

yeah lmao

Skaven, Beastmen and Orks are basically the holy trinity of "mooks for protagonists to kill"

[languid meadow]

yeah but beastmen are more tragic than hilarious that skaven and orks are

[storm jungle]

I mean

[summer mural]

some of the named 'eldritch' beastmen are also cool

[languid meadow]

gives em charm

[storm jungle]

kinda

[summer mural]

like morghur and moonclaw

[gleaming gale]

They still grape women and burn villages with no second thought

[celest dome]

Moonclaw is honestly the character that I love the most in term of Beastmen

[languid meadow]

So does normal chaos but there a ton of tragic characters there as well

[summer mural]

yeah moonclaw has a very nice primordial vibe

[storm jungle]

^

Beastmen are animals

[summer mural]

an eldritch terror that straight up crash landed from the moon

[storm jungle]

they are past the point of tragedy

[celest dome]

I was on Moonclaw's side when they mentioned that dlc in TWW2

[languid meadow]

I think beastmen as a like... a race are tragic in the meta sense

[storm jungle]

the only beastmen id respect is one that actually wants to change, the rabid killer hordes dont deserve mercy

[shadow plover]

https://klipy.com/gifs/fant4stic-say-that-again

[summer mural]

your average beastlord is just a generic animal berserker type though

[storm jungle]

^

[languid meadow]

no matter the setting even if they try to conform will always turn into animalistic raider

[storm jungle]

Id get this argument in another setting but yeah

[plush mason]

we watch from death

[gleaming gale]

Beastmen are A LOT MORE capable of thought in 40k in comparison

[rocky gale]

"Beastmen are tragic"

The Beastmen in question

[gleaming gale]

in Fantasy they're just animals for the most part

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dylpickle-bruhhhhhhhhhh

[languid meadow]

bird

creature

[storm jungle]

the Killteam goes into it A LOT too

they keep a lot of their WHF habits

even herdstones

[vagrant fox]

Whenever I walked home in the Faroes I'd walk past a sheep pasture and they always tried to kill me without fail every single day

Beastman are just that on steroids

[languid meadow]

I think it depends on how each beastmen becomes a beastmen like a random child born with such mutations to a normal family and then abandoned IS tragic no matter how you spin it

[vagrant fox]

no mercy, kindness, or anything positive

[gleaming gale]

I mean the little chud in the Vermintide trailer gets abandoned because the parents don't have the heart to let him get killed by the authorities or by themselves and he still kills them later with no second thought when he returns lol

[storm jungle]

yeah lmao

thats tragic but its also ironic

[languid meadow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/an-iq-too-high

[storm jungle]

even in AOS sigmarites slaughter beastmen

[limpid granite]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cygor-total-war-warhammer

[storm jungle]

even ones tha tdont wanna fight

thus turning them to chaos

its fucked up but it is what it is

[summer mural]

also cygors are really cool

[storm jungle]

Theres a great short story showcasing it

[languid meadow]

Yeah I think there is def way more tragedy with beastmen than the other two jobber factions

[vagrant fox]

What was that thing about a or some beastmen trying to get agriculture and gets killed by the others

[storm jungle]

yeah it is

[limpid granite]

beastmen in fantasy and age of sigmar are def more animalistic

[languid meadow]

Skaven and Ork "tragedies" are just funny as fuck

[summer mural]

ork tragedies

smh

[storm jungle]

its also unfortunately not like a Helldivers situation where you can show sympathy to the factions, in Warhammer they are just written and coded to be evil

[limpid granite]

500 million skaven die

[vagrant fox]

I should play Return of Reckoning and kill some beastmen no cap on sigmar

[limpid granite]

heroic victory

[gleaming gale]

Skaven are unadultered black comedy

There is nothing tragic to them

[storm jungle]

yeah skaven the authors WANT you to have no sympathy for them

they are not born evil

but they are made evil due to their society

from birth

[limpid granite]

so born evil lmao

[languid meadow]

pretty sure in AoS they're born evil with their whole "oversoul" thing

[storm jungle]

im tlaking about being raised lol

[limpid granite]

sometimes its ok to have completely evil factions like urukhai

[storm jungle]

skaven are literally taught to betray and be oppoturnistic

[languid meadow]

in fantasy it's nurture stuff

[storm jungle]

tbh ironic you say this

Tolkien said his biggest regret was making orks one dimensional

his actions literally spread all the wya to warhammer lol

which is pretty funny

[limpid granite]

i know lole

[storm jungle]

WoW was probably the only setting i know that also made orks evil then gave them more sympathetic cases

[languid meadow]

TES

[storm jungle]

checks out since it started out as Warhammer Fantasy

[limpid granite]

the shadow of mordor and war do a good job of rewriting orks as tribes moreso than evil goons

[languid meadow]

They're kind of evil in TES but also sympathetic

[storm jungle]

yeah orks in TES are just a warrior scoiety

[gleaming gale]

They kinda deserved the bretons sacking Orsinium tho

[storm jungle]

They are basically 40k ones there, peak

[vagrant fox]

TES orcs are just poop don't worry about them

[storm jungle]

Sigsen says this but has an ork wife back home

we know you homie

[vagrant fox]

I do like playing as Bretons in TES games, it's true

[limpid granite]

dragon age qunari

[languid meadow]

High Rock and Hammerfell getting ready to team up for the once an age sacking of Osinium

[gleaming gale]

Most nationalist Stormcloak

[storm jungle]

Magacloak

[limpid granite]

quite literally my very first impression of discrimination

[languid meadow]

Qunari are not like orks

or orcs

[limpid granite]

because i lost 10 standing at the royal palace

[storm jungle]

LOL

[languid meadow]

they're more like....

hmm

qunari are pretty unique ngl with their society

[limpid granite]

i should not have played inquisition at the ripe age of 14 years old

or whenever it released

[limpid granite]

warrior society

[rocky gale]

Nuh uh

[languid meadow]

Qunari aren't really a warrior society

[summer mural]

qunari are zealous without individuality

generally

[languid meadow]

they're just an imperialist power but they don't value soldiers over other Qun

they're literally ALL equal to each other besides ones born into leadership roles

[limpid granite]

tbf my entire qunari knowledge is memory fragments from when i played inquisition

[summer mural]

they made them a lot more likeable in inquisition, in da2 qunari straight up didnt believe in individuality, even their names are just commonly used ranks, sten just means sergeant or something

and arishok is some similar thing that just means general

[languid meadow]

I mean they were also kind of like that in Inquisition no? Bull only has a unique name because his role demands he takes one to fit into Thedas more

[gleaming gale]

TBF the first time you meet a qunari in the series is fucking Sten in a cage because he slaughtered a family, he didn't make a compelling case lol

[limpid granite]

isnt bull a mercenary that left the qun?

or is he still one

[rocky gale]

He's a spy for the Qun, posing as mercenary who left the Qun

[limpid granite]

i sea

[languid meadow]

He's a Hissrad so yeah a spy

he only takes a name to fit into Thedas society more

[rocky gale]

His actual name would be Hissrad

[summer mural]

well in inqusition they gave you bull yeah, who's just oozing personality , and they also did this in the da2 dlc, they gave you that elf whos a qunari spy, so the writers basically created characters who were individualized but still qunari so players would actually have an interesting person to listen to explain to them qunari society instead of the typical qunari zealot soldier who has one phrase answers to everything

[rocky gale]

The thing with Bull though is he lies

[vagrant fox]

Asn aside, I do wish Tolkien got around to revising the orcs some, alas he only hinted that they could be redeemed although not by elves or men. LOTR doesn't seem like that kind of setting where you can have no hope for good to me

[rose thorn]

Each of the chaos armies except skaven and khrone have a “beastmen” unit

With tzeentch having the most

[rocky gale]

I think the implication for the LOTR orcs he wanted to go with afterwards is that they could only be redeemed by themselves.

and that goodness was within every living thing, it just needed to be a choice

[summer mural]

also the main thing the qunari had going for them back in the day i guess was despite all their bs and warring, they were the only faction that was standing up to the tevinters competently

and the tevinters were like evil as hell

[limpid granite]

i know they practice blood magic and necromancy liberally

and super evil magic

[languid meadow]

Necromancy isn't evil in DA (mostly)

[rocky gale]

I mean they weren't standing up to Tevinter, they were actively trying to invade and steal their land

[vagrant fox]

Something like that as long as Melkor or Sauron wasn't around to dominate them completely

[languid meadow]

yeah lol Tevinter was their victim

[summer mural]

they really messed up all the dark and edgy stuff in the new game smh

[rocky gale]

The Qunari aren't even from Thedas, they arrived conquered Par Vollen and then tried to conquer Tevinter

[summer mural]

the tevinter imperium was so heavily built up as this foreboding powergaming black magic free for all magic place like its the sith empire or something

[languid meadow]

EA fucked bioware on that since they wanted the game to be live service but then pivoted to a single player game

the gameplay is fun and some story beats are awesome

but damnnnnnnnnnnn

[summer mural]

theres none of that edge

you had buckets of gore in da origins

BUCKETS

[languid meadow]

I will say tho

they made minrathous so beautiful in the opening

[rocky gale]

Lame

[limpid granite]

when you invalidate every single previous game choice by just saying all the heroes died because of the blight

[languid meadow]

a society that values mages above all should be more fantastical than the other two nations who actively repress them

[gleaming gale]

I thought it was a Darktide screenshot lmao

[rocky gale]

Lame ass Night city wannabe

[summer mural]

that looks like a pleasant evening in commorragh lol

[limpid granite]

it looks a bit too cartoonish

[rocky gale]

Like everything in Veilguard

[limpid granite]

which is onbrand for dreadwolf

[languid meadow]

I like the Antaam design a lot

some parts of veilguard are so fucking good however I think the intro, Weisshaupt, and all of Nevarra

pretty good

[rocky gale]

I never finished it and got to be honest if you think the intro was good I don't think I can trust your opinion on the other parts

Intro was trash

[heady rivet]

What series is this

[summer mural]

Ostagar was where its at 💪

dragon age

[gleaming gale]

Dragon Age

[heady rivet]

Oh honk shoo

[languid meadow]

talking about only the minrathous part

[limpid granite]

the series ended at inquisition😌

[rocky gale]

RIP Ghilan'nain, you deserved to be the villain in a better game

[languid meadow]

WE'RE NOT PULLING INQUISITION REVISIONISM

[rocky gale]

Yea, trash

[summer mural]

💤

[rocky gale]

Inquisition was peak shut up

and always has been

[heady rivet]

There's a scene in Veilguard where a character misgenders someone, says its tradition to do 10 pushups if you do that and then does 5 pushups. Thats all I know about that game

[summer mural]

inqusition was ok

dorian is pretty peak

[gleaming gale]

Dragon Age ended with the Inquisitor happy with Josephine

[summer mural]

the justice spirit farmhand dude was kinda skip

[limpid granite]

josephine my beloved

[summer mural]

i really like how they really really evolved cullen from da origins

[languid meadow]

it really sucks since this storyline could've been cool asf with a story about individualism while being taught in a society that punishes that with extreme prejudice

chicen...

swain

[summer mural]

is that guy wearing glasses

[rocky gale]

Colonel Swainders

[languid meadow]

yes sanders wear glasses

also his recall is the fucking

dance

[summer mural]

thats...colonel sanders

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/kfc-19

[summer mural]

OH YEAH THERES FUCKING FRIED CHICKEN IN THAT IMAGE

[languid meadow]

peak skin because it has this in it

[limpid granite]

also inquisition with the peak art

[rocky gale]

Genuine peak

It had so much character

[vagrant fox]

Related to Johnny Bravo?

[languid meadow]

dwaves getting NOTHING since origins

so peak

getting the uh

[rocky gale]

and Wardens Keep was so goated

Letting you customise the World state

[gleaming gale]

Until they nuked it

[summer mural]

well

[languid meadow]

oh god this armor looks cursed on a non dwarf

[summer mural]

they also let you bring back your hawke

with like class armor and everything

[limpid granite]

the blight killed everyone fuck you

[summer mural]

and if you had alastair and hawke you could run through a nice storyline with them both

[languid meadow]

my fav part of the keep was it breaking 5 billion times and not porting correctly

[limpid granite]

https://klipy.com/gifs/gadriel-warhammer

[gleaming gale]

MFW

[rocky gale]

Sucks to suck, played 18 full playthroughs each with a different world state and never had a problem with it once

[languid meadow]

interesting how mass effect never had this issue

nah but fr tho the keep website fucking sucked ass and broke constantly

[limpid granite]

According to a quarterly report by EA, the most popular origins for the Inquisitor were Human Rogue (18%), Human Warrior (17%), Human Mage (15%), Elf Warrior (13%) and Elf Mage (12%).[15]

[rocky gale]

Wardens Keep also never had that issue

[limpid granite]

https://klipy.com/gifs/chad-cat

[languid meadow]

Rogue being popular is wild idk why

shit was boring as balls

[limpid granite]

haven has a single door that can only be opened by a rogue inquisitor

which is my guess

[languid meadow]

mage and warrior feel nice in inquisition

[limpid granite]

mage is utterly fucking busted

[rocky gale]

12% Elf Mage was purely to romance Solas

or to have a risky romance with Sera

[languid meadow]

Honestly outside of origins and veilguard I barely touched mage

the circle stuff in origins is fun as a mage (not the fade)

[gleaming gale]

Don't remind me of the fade

[languid meadow]

I did one playthrough as mage in inquisition and I hated hawkes mage armor so much I didn't touch it

[limpid granite]

my dissapointement when i couldnt romance sera as a dude was immeasurable

[gleaming gale]

Am I the only one that fucking hated Sera

[rocky gale]

My disappointment when I couldn't romance Cassandra as a woman

[limpid granite]

i have a really funny mage setup

[languid meadow]

there's a reason one of the most popular mods for origins is skipping the fade LMFAO

[limpid granite]

fadewalk into fire mines

especially when said mines crit

[rocky gale]

Why did they even make her like this if they didn't want her kissing women

[summer mural]

i think its because rogue required the most micro

and people generally didnt take the rogue companion compared to the others

the melee rogue that is

[limpid granite]

the list of romances in inquisition versus veilguard is lmfao

also dorian is very funny summoning an entire dragon spirit for like 2 seconds fighting a nug

[summer mural]

dorian is great

[rocky gale]

I don't know what it was about Veilguard but I didn't care about romancing any of them

[summer mural]

one of my fav companions across the series

[rocky gale]

and that's my thing

Hell I did a playthrough of Inquisition where I romanced Harding

Then I didn't even bother romancing her in Veilguard

[heady rivet]

God forbid a woman be a bit butch

[rocky gale]

That's fine, just let me kiss her

[vital ginkgo]

Are dead tyranids used by the imperium for anything. I mean are their hides or bones used for leather or any materials?

[rose thorn]

Shout out to this stormcasts statue at adoption

[rocky gale]

No, literally every part of the Tyranid wants to kill you

[heady rivet]

Sometimes butch women are heterosexual

[gleaming gale]

Chitin as trophies at most, rest is burned, you got mini-nids in the blood and meat eating you alive if you try to ingest it

[rose thorn]

8 foot tall women

[vital ginkgo]

Not trophies

[rocky gale]

Canonically false, no woman is heterosexual, that is just a myth created by the patriarchy.

[limpid granite]

it would be funny if the tyranid carapace slowly started eating the wearer

[vital ginkgo]

Leather doesn't have blood. That still isn't used?

[vital ginkgo]

Or is the blood so dangerous and fast that they don't have time to process the hides?

[heady rivet]

Silence

You have been Speedymilk'd

[vagrant fox]

The imps and tau reverse-engineered some goop from Tyranids to kill Tyranids once or twice

[rocky gale]

Yea it's used by badasses for aura farming trophies, but generally it's not got any widespread uses

[arctic talon]

Nid carapace isn’t as good for protection when the nid is dead

Explicitly

[vagrant fox]

Another power gaming move from the nids

[gleaming gale]

bugs keep winning

[storm jungle]

Its the same rule as daemon corpses

"they disappear after killed"

see this one character that somehow has a daemonic trophy

basically "it looks cool who cares"

[celest dome]

They should make a Tyranid life form that work like the Acanthaspis petax.
Goes around, kill stuff, put in on its back as armour and then bring it back to the nutrient pools

[storm jungle]

aw hell nah

[limpid granite]

a tyranid warrior draped in artifier armor

[rose thorn]

OBR has somethign smiilar

[heady rivet]

They already have a lot of forms just for this role

[limpid granite]

or just ceramite

[rose thorn]

i hope GW releases like, 1 more named tyranid

[celest dome]

Tyranid with loads of Guardsmen and a couple of Space Marines, just trucking around and bringing back premium biomass

[storm jungle]

theres one that literally just eats corpses

i forgot its name

[vital ginkgo]

Is there a reason all this galaxy ending stuff is happening at relatively the same time in 41k/42k? Necrons, tyranids, great rift ect

[storm jungle]

its official art has it voring a marine

[rose thorn]

the oven?

[celest dome]

Cause it's cooler 🤷

[gleaming gale]

Kit will go crazy to make terrain casualties lol

[solid horizon]

I wouldnt be surprised if they named it something like necrovore

[heady rivet]

Tabletop wargame.

[storm jungle]

M41 was because where the setting was stuck on before Primaris, M42 is because 40k is more popular than ever and is the "current time" of the setting.

[solid horizon]

or necrophage

[gleaming gale]

Get fact checked tourist, GW doesn't want to acknowledge M42 as a thing

Because uhhhh

[celest dome]

Think we could see an updated Ol' One Eye ?

[gleaming gale]

Title change

[heady rivet]

And its a tabletop wargame

This whole setting is an advertisement for plastic minis and justification to make them fight

[rose thorn]

id sya no lol

id like it tho

a new named characte r would be fun, liek the hive mind's perosnal psyker mega canon

[storm jungle]

Halaldivers

[gleaming gale]

Isn't that just the Fedaykin after they leave Arrakis

[storm jungle]

idfk

[vagrant fox]

paul from arrakis? Paulie Wal'Nut?

[gleaming gale]

Spice Melange? OVAAA HEERE

[storm jungle]

ironically id love to see the dimeo crew in Dune

"He came at me with a spice harvester! I had a right to defend myself from those Harkoneer fucks T!"

[rocky gale]

You expect Dilara to know Dune lore just because she's Turkish, man that's fucked up

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[vagrant fox]

It's genetic information for everyone who lives in sand places

[storm jungle]

House Harkonnen has always been a glorified crew....

[heady rivet]

What about snow places

[vagrant fox]

actually this rules

[storm jungle]

Nords

[vagrant fox]

30 Days of Night

[summer mural]

never forget, george lucas named his snow planet Hoth

[heady rivet]

Mountain places

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/george-lucas-lol-lola-gif-9066250

[vagrant fox]

The Highlander

[heady rivet]

Forest

[vagrant fox]

idk

That slop director what with the surprise twists where the guys are yellow and scaring the amish

[heady rivet]

Great. Now I gotta beat my wife because of you...

[gleaming gale]

25 fuckin' houses in the Landsraad and we got this other pygmy thing over in Caladan

[vagrant fox]

The Village? I think it's called The Village, go ahead and beat your wife anyways

[storm jungle]

The Baron legit went

"No more of this Feyd...."

🗣️ EVERYWHERE IN WORMTOWN

[heady rivet]

Oh okay thanks now it will just be my son

What about plains places

[valid needle]

Remind me to never venture into #general-chat ever again folks. Some amount of crazy people there

[rocky gale]

Ironically true, they were a House Minor who only got control of Arrakis through trading

[storm jungle]

you are the dummy imperial-maxxing

blow up

[valid needle]

I LOVE THE CHUD KING DADDY EMPEROR

[storm jungle]

Oh yeah also speaking of another homophobic user ban, time to fill today's daily bingo

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/context-context-hat-i-require-context-soyjak-wojak-gif-11496174374422496290

[summer mural]

is that like

[vagrant fox]

moderating a 40k space

is the context

[summer mural]

ARBAAALLLL THE UNDEFEAATTEDD

[sharp pollen]

"chud king daddy emperor" deserves a bad in any context

[valid needle]

Wdym another

[vagrant fox]

Once Upon a Time in the West, duh

[valid needle]

Who did you ban today

[heady rivet]

How come everyone else got series lore but forest and plains get movies

[vagrant fox]

Me but I got better

Don't question me or I'll sic Dilara on you

[gleaming gale]

Question

[vagrant fox]

Dilara take his arteries, like to see him schmuck like that

[rocky gale]

That's not a question, it's a statement since it didn't end with a ?

[heady rivet]

SOG (Sigsen-Occupied Government)

[storm jungle]

Just some rando

some person is talking about slaanesh and it instantly jumps into transphobia lol

[valid needle]

Dilara Revoke his chud king status IMMEDIATELY

[vagrant fox]

no

[storm jungle]

IM NOT MR ELECTRIC

[gleaming gale]

Naur

[storm jungle]

STOP ASKING FOR THESE

[summer mural]

what happened to that guy who wanted to file a report for getting pinged

[vagrant fox]

I'm a WHFB fan it's encrusted on to me, you can't take my chud status

[storm jungle]

He literally did not read anything yall said and didnt submit a report still

LMAO

[summer mural]

lmao

[rocky gale]

Enough Chuddery, time for musicals

https://youtu.be/59NORGNnWlQ

[summer mural]

so...would it be aggravating if I pointlessly pinged him

[storm jungle]

do not lol

[summer mural]

ALRIGHT LMAO

[gleaming gale]

What's his @

[storm jungle]

he thinks im sending "my buddies" after him

[summer mural]

nah im not gonna

[storm jungle]

do not

[vagrant fox]

Unless you're that BT Eli you can't just jump on drama like that

[storm jungle]

i dont wanna be witchhunted

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-what-horse-what-wtf-gif-302004050471949956

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/fant4stic-say-that-again-gif-16690486418948643620

[heady rivet]

[summer mural]

based

[storm jungle]

[vagrant fox]

I appreciate the amount of effort that went into this, they should make it a real thing

[storm jungle]

[heady rivet]

[rocky gale]

I swear this woman works in my HR department

[gleaming gale]

[vagrant fox]

I've seen like, ten of her

except not with the eye thing

[summer mural]

that looks like an npc that died in one of the alien movies

[valid needle]

The face HR make after asking me to step into their office so I can tell them my joke everyone liked so much.

[rocky gale]

This guy being on stage at the end implies to me that there was a Thousand Sons number that they cut

[heady rivet]

Imperial HR department: "You arent racist enough for this job position"

[gleaming gale]

Sentenced to servitorization

[summer mural]

wait thats an actual thousand sons outfit

thats not something else is it

it cant be

[gleaming gale]

It's a full costume yeah

[summer mural]

how did they..get so big

[gleaming gale]

Also all 3 deathwatch marines are sons of Dorn

[summer mural]

like can they see out of the helmet eye slots

[vagrant fox]

Some of the costumes I've seen they're wearing something like stilts to gain height

[gleaming gale]

No fucking smurf in sight on the scene

It's over ultrachuds

[sharp pollen]

lsd lord

[summer mural]

ah yes, magnus after drinking 55 gallons of sprite

[solid horizon]

reduced to ashes

[vagrant fox]

Some nonsense like this

[summer mural]

why is that guy on the bottom left giving that other guy action though

[vagrant fox]

40k is innately homoerotic

[summer mural]

like did the sexuality of the whole thing suddenly dawn on them

[vagrant fox]

Speaking of homoerotic I could finish Chem Dogs

[rocky gale]

What happens at the Con, stays at the Con

[gleaming gale]

I should start reading it

[outer wave]

The heated rivalries between primarchs will all end with yaoi

[gleaming gale]

Incestuous aliens

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/walrusinasuit/status/2039378315698446571?s=20

A Walrus (@walrusinasuit)

>Nation named hungry
︀︀>round bellied leader
︀︀>named Victor Orbman
︀︀
︀︀Wtf is this Kojima writing

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FxTwitter · Apr 1, 2026, 4:24 PM

[gleaming gale]

Orban sweep

[solid horizon]

Peter Turbo x Rogal Dorn

Peter Turbo x Fulgrim

[rocky gale]

There is no way that's legit his build

[outer wave]

The aliens will go "YASSSS SLAY GIRLS!!" as the primarchs kiss

[solid horizon]

Peter Turbo x Angron

[rocky gale]

That has to be edited

[gleaming gale]

Sadly it's shopped

[rocky gale]

Bro is not smuggeling a watermelon under his shirt

[solid horizon]

peter turbo got some crazy autistic game

[vagrant fox]

misandrist

they hate to see a dadbod

[outer wave]

Peter Turbo's harem

[solid horizon]

🫃🏻

[gleaming gale]

You may not like it but this is what peak male performance looks like

[solid horizon]

no way guys mpreg in real life

[rocky gale]

That's not a dadbod, that man is 11 months pregnant

[vagrant fox]

Yeah so

it means he's a dad with a bod

[gleaming gale]

He's hiding Hungary's state funds

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/you-got-me-there-1

[storm jungle]

god i need Raymund's entire rant but for primarchs

"THEY TOOK OVER OUR PLANETS, DESTROYED OUR LANDS"

🗣️

[sharp pollen]

blue head eating 3 little sausages

[gleaming gale]

Warp-magickers and tyrants who've burned our planets!

[outer wave]

Maybe the emperor gave the primarchs an extra hidden organ that he kept secret from the Imperium....

[storm jungle]

damn im taking this entire rant and making it a meme

[vagrant fox]

go on then entertain me

[solid horizon]

astartes are like snails

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-invincible-mark-mark-greyson-greyson-gif-7813246363639946403

[vagrant fox]

I need a video game that's fun and engaging

[outer wave]

Them being Hermaphrodites would be so peak

[solid horizon]

slaneeshmaxxing

[gleaming gale]

Them not existing at all would be so peak

[solid horizon]

just kill em all duh

[outer wave]

^^

[gleaming gale]

GW keeps returning them

[outer wave]

Smh

Just shoot them

[solid horizon]

then kill more, manlet

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/why-did-you-make-me-do-this-omni-man-omni-man-why-did-you-make-me-do-this-omni-man-gif-3596006360770402299

[sharp pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-40k-40000-warhammer-arbites-gif-17387531913475235275

[sharp pollen]

man i wish techpriest release trailer will be as cool as arbites one

[gleaming gale]

I hope you got the pitchfork prepared for when Administratum Adept is teased at Skulls

[solid horizon]

ahem techpriest ahem

[sharp pollen]

i dont care which class

i want a cool trailer

[outer wave]

I hope the tech priest trailer will be LAMER and WORSE than the Arbites one

[limpid granite]

i hope you explode

[sharp pollen]

because the hive scum was...

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1053823148048527440/1440561877406056448/thinking.gif

[sharp pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/hampter-gif-13476407682734029528

[outer wave]

I hope YOU implode

[gleaming gale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1321239273818816512/1457252569004118096/attachment-3.gif

[storm jungle]

OH SHIT

DAREDEVIL SEASON 2 IS OUT

[sharp pollen]

barefeetil

[outer wave]

More like Caredevil Seasoned Poo

[storm jungle]

i gotta go watch Daredevil beat up ICE i mean uh "task force" members, adios for now folks