40k-lore-chat

[storm jungle]

LMAO

you're more apt than it than us thats for sure

yeah i have the Files

[heady rivet]

RED AND BLACK I DRESS EAGLE ON MY CHEST

[gleaming gale]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSrK9UyzFoU

[timid pasture]

Dark angels are roman inspired too i think?

[storm jungle]

they are arthurian knights

Ultramarines are rome

some other chapters take rome inspirations but its like really small

[gleaming gale]

World Eaters are also roman-ish, used to at least

[storm jungle]

🔇 👂

Luna Wolves also go from roman to Euro-Barbarians with Sons of Horus

[heady rivet]

Really in all of fiction every Empire takes SOMETHING from the Romans because the Romans were basically that trickle-down influential on the entire Europe-Med cradle and thats where most Western media is downriver of

[vagrant fox]

hold on i got something for this

[heady rivet]

The Emperor should come back so he can remake the Imperium with Chinese characteristics

[vagrant fox]

Deng Xiaoping will save the Imperium with dengism

[vagrant fox]

Only Romania could switch sides so many times

[heady rivet]

WW3 should start in the Balkans so it can be a proper requel of WW1

[gleaming gale]

Learned from the italians

[gleaming gale]

Would have started last night if Kosovo didn't lose against Turkey in the world cup qualifiers

[fervent geode]

Tbh Typhon wouldn’t have fallen

He only fell mid heresy because of the war taking him to Zaramund

[storm jungle]

🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷

[heady rivet]

Why is a region of glorious, perfect, never-done-wrong Serbia playing against a whole country

[vagrant fox]

this chicken sees her salad fucking sucks

who made me buy this

[vagrant fox]

https://klipy.com/gifs/air-eyez-turkey

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-gif-25741420

[valid needle]

Fuck Horus Lupercal don’t release the files. If DA go down we’re taking everyone down.

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-kaanözdil-angry-turkish-man-gif-22160441

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[gleaming gale]

Strongest Erdogan voter

[vagrant fox]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN_QaFrgRN4

This is mildly funny

He does reviews and research into real tanks but todays nonsense has provided

[rose thorn]

Never studying at 11pm again

What the fuck did I write

[storm jungle]

alien scribblings?

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/alien-talking-alien-talking-keep-yapping-your-mouth-alien-babbling-gif-17459379075847540969

[gleaming gale]

Bogos binted?

[quiet orchid]

good question, answer

[solid horizon]

AI generated handwriting

[heady rivet]

[rancid cove]

Arent like pre heresy Iron Warriors also roman inspired or am i tweaking?

[gleaming gale]

Greek

[rancid cove]

Ah

[solid horizon]

Greek

[rancid cove]

I see

[storm jungle]

Greek

but like

its barely

lol

[solid horizon]

Id say their whole gimmick is based on the illiad

Siege thing

[vagrant fox]

The most minor sprinkling of flavour ontop of hazard stripe slop

[heady rivet]

Greek but in the Spartan way (derogatory)

[rancid cove]

I confuse roman to greek because in my mind theyre almost the same thing

[solid horizon]

Bruh

[rancid cove]

Hazard stripes is NOT slop

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1488379887914848338/mhrz4b2.gif

[vagrant fox]

false

[gleaming gale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1488379887914848338/mhrz4b2.gif

[solid horizon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1488379887914848338/mhrz4b2.gif

[vagrant fox]

I alone have clarity of vision

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-coin-flip-call-it-true-gif-8722415756466710272

[solid horizon]

Clearly this man has never painted hazard stripes

[gleaming gale]

He could never achieve the magnificence of the hazard stripes and resorted to the churlish choice of painting Iron Hands instead

[vagrant fox]

no

destroy the iron hands

get rid of all space marines and imperial guard

only frateris militia remains pure

[rancid cove]

Iron Hands are those who were too weak to become Iron Within and Without

[gleaming gale]

Ok Vandire

[rancid cove]

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-requiem-resident-evil-9-re-9-biohazard-9-biohazard-requiem-gif-5595515720542772783

[signal bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/traumado-gif-19842677

[vagrant fox]

That's me fending off vile slop from my 40k

[signal bramble]

I tried to paint them on my knight valiant. I didn’t do a good job.

[storm jungle]

rare Khalith cameo

📸

[signal bramble]

I left the server for a while.

[storm jungle]

😔

[solid horizon]

Paint 10 guys and and your muscles will memorise

[signal bramble]

I came back for lfg purposes. :D trying to make some penance parties and more havoc rank ups when I get home.

[solid horizon]

I tried using masking tape and I didn't really enjoy it

Cutting tape takes more time than anything

True iron warriors shall freehand their stripes

[signal bramble]

That’s what I tried to do.

I may have a pic somewhere let me see.

[solid horizon]

The trick is not to shake or get carried away by the shape of surface they're painted on

[heady rivet]

I need to kill Fujimoto. This is my confession, admissable in court. It will be ME

[vagrant fox]

no need to

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-what-horse-what-wtf-gif-302004050471949956

[signal bramble]

Right there at the top.

That’s around the time I first started painting so I wasn’t nearly as good as I am now.

[solid horizon]

Oh yeah well stripes get there with practice

My first ever hazard stripes were... not it compared to more recent tries

[gleaming gale]

Funny Chaos Necron

[solid horizon]

My army moment

Right now im working on another chaos necron as you say

It's not done but it used to be really ugly

[rancid cove]

For making a good ending?
Tbh we'll probably have a part 3 its fine

[signal bramble]

I’ve been taking a break from 40k models, I got in another tabletop game but I was painting emp’s children as my last army before that.

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/the-terror-francis-crozier-head-in-hands-distressed-at-my-limit-gif-10277823548118801621

[solid horizon]

Maulerfiend mentioned

[rancid cove]

You know what would be fun?

If Dorn came back wanting Perturabo and Perturabo being the one who moved on from it

Peak role reversal

[signal bramble]

His name is Mr Chewy Bite’ems

[median star]

fuck dorn bring manus back give us our hammer back you bum ass iron fuck

[rancid cove]

Tragic endings always bring despair to the readers

[storm jungle]

the worst part of that Irondumbass was brainwashing Cole

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/ferrus-manus-live-reaction-ferrus-manus-iron-hands-iron-hand-orcus-gif-12719420837245225619

[rancid cove]

Perty/Iron Warriors >>>> Manus/IronLiberalHands

[median star]

never forgor 10th black crusade

[gleaming gale]

Liberal... lib-eral...

[storm jungle]

yeah everyone did

[rancid cove]

Soft LIBERAL hands

[median star]

id try and forget it to if i was the ironbums

[rancid cove]

You goddamn LIBEROL...

Ough...

[rancid cove]

Damn he looks ugly but in a cool way

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/alex-jones-liberal-conspiracy-funny-song-gif-17023763446148645693

[solid horizon]

Nah the paint was horrd

[storm jungle]

💀 💀 💀

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-the-evil-twink-will-pay-cat-writing-gif-4722793856859840711

Iron Hands to Fulgrim

[raven stone]

@storm jungle on very different topic

https://www.gamesindustry.biz/we-arent-just-still-going-we-are-growing-how-the-division-2-has-attracted-more-players-than-ever-seven-years-on-from-release

[gleaming gale]

A strong worded letter is the most they can do

[median star]

https://fxtwitter.com/twinklit42/status/2038030239213789218?s=46&t=CkPIVDfF83VB32jbp9Lyrg

🌺🕊️Robinkehlchen42🕊️🌺 (@TwinkLit42)

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FxTwitter · Mar 28, 2026, 11:07 PM

[rancid cove]

Give me fuel
Give me fire
Give me more Iron Hands slop that only comes from the HH or I retire!

[storm jungle]

How the fuck

[vagrant fox]

It was on sale for like 2,99 instead of the usual 30

[raven stone]

Trust me even I am surprised when I returned earlier a few months ago, and even though it is now winding down to make way for Div 3 we still getting new content

[median star]

wonder if iron hands will have any play in tha new cadian gate iron warriors thing isnt medusua p close to there

[raven stone]

I guess it is what happens when Div franchise is one of the few things Ubi has got left to make money with

[gleaming gale]

They'll monitor the situation

[rancid cove]

I hope they do and get slaughtered by the REAL IRON MADE ASTARTES

ONLY ONE IS MADE IRON WITHIN AND WITHOUT

🗣️

[median star]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G869H8qWEAAC1rO.gif

10th black crusade scoreboarddd

[raven stone]

Message Clear (because April Fools Russian Reversal)

Iron Warriors infect all Iron Hands with Obliterator virus and thus enslaving them.

[crystal forum]

driving into the US today

hope i dont get disappeared at the border

[gleaming gale]

Imagine going to the US unironically

[rancid cove]

Scoreboard means nothing when they barely held on and Abaddon still learned about them for the future comings of the crusades

🗣️

Hazard Stripes >>>>> Soy Hands

[rancid cove]

This is the way

(And this also gives me ideas for my homebrew warband.)

[median star]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1404888172151705711/1453766372936126649/let_people_enjoy_things.gif

[rancid cove]

If I bring a child into this world and they end up becoming an Iron Hands fan, I'm disowning them

[limpid granite]

Ubisoft is going hard into the division

[raven stone]

Ya, and they have a Central Park DLC coming for Div 2

[limpid granite]

Central park?

[solid horizon]

chop their hands off and make them see if they really wanna replace them with iron prosthetics

[limpid granite]

They anounced the dlc location?

[raven stone]

I think it's announced/confirmed, yea

[limpid granite]

Peak

[valid needle]

Don’t be silly

Warhammer would be dead

[vagrant fox]

good

revenge for WHFB

[rancid cove]

Instead I'll beat the fuck out of them so they turn perfect machines of war (living in society)

Perturabomaxxing

[solid horizon]

space crusade reedition when

[valid needle]

Fuck WHFB

AOS solos

[solid horizon]

"If I raise kids, it will be iron within and iron without"

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/fentcord-true-coyote-gif-2599436844608872721

outside of like some things AoS is better than fantasy ( I miss funky gimmicky human factions )

oh and idk I like fantasy delves better than AoS but that's about it

[valid needle]

Killing off fantasy for a more popular product was a logical decision. Fantasy really wasn’t popular.

[storm jungle]

tbh WHF Dark Elves exist in AOS as the Umbraneth

we just dont have them as a faction or dont know anything about em lol

because uhhhh AoS has a lot factions

[languid meadow]

I do think that's one of the biggest weaknesses of AoS is that there's so many factions and a lot of them have not a whole lot lol, but most of them are pretty well designed

[storm jungle]

yeah 40k is the opposite where there isnt as many factions but 1 hogs all the attentions while others are lucky to get anything lmao

[languid meadow]

yeah lmao

[gleaming gale]

Couldn't be the Space Marines

the Ultramarines didn't get anything in 2026

[storm jungle]

[sharp pollen]

ultramarines is an entire faction in 40k

[gleaming gale]

I can't believe they retconned the Ultramarines to be red for 11e launch

#NotMyWarhammer

[solid horizon]

omg literally me

[rancid cove]

Literally us

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-carl-weathers-gif-5129663

[raven stone]

"yeah 40k is the opposite where there isnt as many factions but 1 hogs all the attentions, and is duplicated into endless variants, while others are lucky to get anything lmao"

Fixed it.

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

[gleaming gale]

"Nooo, the game is unplayable! The Cranking Hogs chapter didn't get their own codex like the major chapters! What? Catachans getting their own codex? The game is already too bloated buddy!"

[vagrant fox]

You're right, bring back the Flesh Tearers codex

[sharp pollen]

crank my hog

[vagrant fox]

Tabletoppers deserve endless suffering as long as I get lore

[rocky gale]

Someone should invent a self cracking hog

[sharp pollen]

tablesloppers

[vagrant fox]

I already reached my slop quota for the day

[gleaming gale]

Relax liberal, it's called lore humour

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/paulie-gaulti-sopranos-paulie-walnuts-paulie-gualtieri-whattaya-hear-whattaya-say-gif-18828349

[rocky gale]

Look at that handsome devil, I say to myself

https://tenor.com/view/look-at-us-paul-rudd-hey-who-would-have-thought-hot-ones-gif-22885366

[cerulean trellis]

issat khorne syrup?

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-stfu-blah-blah-gif-13070641

[storm jungle]

WHF fans try not to be annoying challenge: impossible

[gleaming gale]

And proud of it

[storm jungle]

More like bad at it

back to the locker loser

[gleaming gale]

Uhh.. UM... THAT GOES INTO THE BOOK!

That'll teach her

[rocky gale]

Yet another AoS sweep, while Old World gets another release of 80 year old models for £90

[cerulean trellis]

is WHF a new short form of saying people?

[rocky gale]

Pay up for the boomerslop

[gleaming gale]

At least I don't need to pay 60 bucks for 5 Hyshite Gloomchud Sigmarines or whatever bullshit names your units have

[mossy peak]

i like both settings :D

[solid horizon]

oh yeah because fantasy names are obviously better lmao

[quiet orchid]

guys, should ask Lynxiee to buy me the Horus Heresy novels?

[mossy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-lolipop-dog-high-res-lolipop-dog-dumb-ahh-dog-gif-9712755274845032770

[storm jungle]

?

[vagrant fox]

pick a side loser 👎

[rocky gale]

Na you spend double that for the misshapen hunk of lead the intern found behind their desk

[storm jungle]

Yeah instead you pay 90 bucks for Nazimacht Mudwaffers or whatever bullshit euro-germanicslop you losers have

[gleaming gale]

The AoS brain cannot comprehend floppy hats with feathers

[solid horizon]

just get friends who will accept to adapt stats of one tabletop game to another so you can fight skavens as word bearers

[storm jungle]

WHF fans be like

"OMG MORE PLAYDOUGH MODELS"

literally from 1921

[gleaming gale]

1919*

tourist

[storm jungle]

we should put these losers down, their wailing is getting sad

[storm jungle]

quiet down pipsqueak

[vagrant fox]

new thing bad old thing good, zoomer 🫵

[storm jungle]

🔇

[solid horizon]

old thing good, just not fantasy

[rocky gale]

"the lore is just so much better" and then the lore is literally just a textbook on the HRE

[gleaming gale]

Yeah, that's why it's based

[spring cairn]

that's peak tho

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

[spring cairn]

well i like both AOS and fantasy lore so whaty can i say

[cerulean trellis]

i ma saying that it is impossible for people to try and not be annoying

[vagrant fox]

revised statement
old thing good if I liked it new thing bad unless I like it

[storm jungle]

ye

[spring cairn]

i'm just too happy and enjoying maxxing rn

unlike u chuds

[storm jungle]

"enjoying maxxing"

this generation is fucked

[vagrant fox]

pick a side loser 👎

[storm jungle]

💀

[solid horizon]

breaking news : man discovers personal opinions

[rocky gale]

We're playfighting

Like cats

[vagrant fox]

No it's a factual statement, sherlock

[gleaming gale]

These generationcels are fuckmaxxing*

[storm jungle]

Timed out for 1 week

🫡

[spring cairn]

stop hag maxxing for once and enjoy stuff

[storm jungle]

how about you stop squirtmaxxing for once and learn to spread misery

[solid horizon]

slopmaxxing it

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/oh-the-misery-oh-the-misery-everybody-wants-to-be-my-enemy-1

https://klipy.com/gifs/enemy-2

[vagrant fox]

jerma reference in my 40k lore chat?

[gleaming gale]

It's over, Dilara reached aunt status

[solid horizon]

dilara has always been a granny

[storm jungle]

yeah, and you haven't even reached sperm cell status

[shadow plover]

[storm jungle]

[solid horizon]

preabortion cumgolem*

[storm jungle]

golem implies they are even built

[gleaming gale]

New AoS unit leak

[solid horizon]

theyre built, just extremely badly

[gleaming gale]

Goylem

[storm jungle]

WHF leak*

[solid horizon]

why am I being israelreacted

I know golem is jewish but uh

[gleaming gale]

Tel Aviv impressed

[vagrant fox]

WHF doesn't get new things you should've said something like
dry cumsock being sold as a new priest of sigmar or something

-2

[storm jungle]

LMAO

worst part is that isnt even inaccurate

[rocky gale]

British politicians in cars is my favourite genre of photography, they always look so awful

[gleaming gale]

Is this the peak millennial humour y'all talk about

[vagrant fox]

yes

[solid horizon]

When I was a kid I wanted to get a fantasy army but I judged 40k to have more budget priority

[storm jungle]

you are partaking and spewing it rn

keep up junior

[solid horizon]

so in the end I do not have a fantasy army

[vagrant fox]

Look up asdfmovie, junior, unless you're afraid of advanced humour

[rocky gale]

Yea same, thank god I grew up

[vagrant fox]

British folk just look like this

[valid needle]

Understandable yes the imperium of mankind is based.

[solid horizon]

implying they don't look awful outside of their car

[gleaming gale]

Fact checked by real loyalists

[solid horizon]

imperium of who ?

[valid needle]

Mankind

[solid horizon]

one small mistake loyalist

Money went to black legion & necrons

[rancid cove]

:

[valid needle]

Smh it’s over

[gleaming gale]

Another 7 billion Thrones to the Eye of Terror

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-more-gif-21856591

[quiet orchid]

yes

[gleaming gale]

Why would you want to read primarch slop

[valid needle]

Because it’s peak

Humanity haters can’t understand

[rocky gale]

Read good books like the Last Volari

Or Outgunned

[rancid cove]

Because we're enjoymaxxers and like things instead of hating them for being considered slop by others

Slop enjoyers can be happier

[valid needle]

Yes king

[storm jungle]

translation: they enjoy Marvel/MCU slop

hope this helps guys

[rancid cove]

I AM A SPACE MARINE CHUDETTE AND I AM FREE
I AM A SPACE MARINE CHUDETTE AND I AM HAPPY

[gleaming gale]

Primarch lorechuds

[jade holly]

I just realized, look in the top right corner…

[valid needle]

Space marines and chaos marines and both their humans are based. You can never understand.

[rancid cove]

"Hope this helps"
I think you deserve to be shot down

[rocky gale]

Dilara is the #1 MSHEU hater

[solid horizon]

thats just a titan

[raven stone]

Perturabo is BEEG

[storm jungle]

I think im just gonna beat you with a rusted pipe

[jade holly]

That’s not Peter Turbo

This is

[raven stone]

Oh sad

[gleaming gale]

Read some actual peak like the Dark Coil chuds

[rancid cove]

Shut up you old hag!!!

[storm jungle]

get better insults

[quiet orchid]

dm

[storm jungle]

[quiet orchid]

or I gonna shot you

[solid horizon]

did you suddenly forget chaos marines have titans and knights ?

[valid needle]

Humanity haters will see this image and call it mid because it doesn’t have a random xeno as the main character.

[rocky gale]

Ragebaiting the new gens

https://tenor.com/view/maddie-maddie-nolan-maddie-nolen-arcane-maddie-arcane-gif-4742228130265395241

[gleaming gale]

It's mid because there's no guardsmen to carry the day

[jade holly]

Is it a titan though? Kinda looks like it has 4 legs based on how that leg is positioned

Wait no

[solid horizon]

this looks like a knight for example

[jade holly]

I see it now

Damn been a while since I’ve even thought about Chaos Titans

[valid needle]

Don’t need em when Merir Astelan and the fallen angels are there.

[gleaming gale]

Hooded Glup Shitto

[solid horizon]

it looks like a warhound

[gleaming gale]

Ok boomer

[solid horizon]

or might be a reaver, idk it's hard to tell with so little detailing

[rancid cove]

I'll read whatever slop I want!!! I am free from your judgement!! I'm a space marine fan and PROUD!!'

[jade holly]

QUIT STARING AT ME WITH THEM BIG OLE TUSKS

[solid horizon]

+2 melee attacks

[valid needle]

Haters will see this image and call it mid because imperium are le fascist le Nazis

[valid needle]

Peak

[solid horizon]

this is a chaos reaver but ok

oh wait

[valid needle]

But it was an imperium reaver originally

[solid horizon]

what exactly do you mean

but it's not anymore

[gleaming gale]

It was an evil fascist reaver before it went woke

[solid horizon]

to be fair imperium did not invent them

john reaver found the STC or something

[valid needle]

Yes guys the evil murder and SA demons followers are le freedom fighters

[solid horizon]

of course

[heady rivet]

Do you think if you kill an Emperor's Children with the tusks they go flaccid

[gleaming gale]

This is the future liberals want

[jade holly]

They point him in the direction of the closest non IW marine

He yearns only to charge and gore

[raven stone]

NGL our world gets so much worse of you see extreme conservatives as Nurgle and Khorne, and extreme liberals as Slaanesh and Tzeentch :p

...pls don't kill me

[valid needle]

When you rebel against the imperium to escape its bullshit but a chaos marine then says you you got a pretty mouth.

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/prison-gif-24255868

[raven stone]

Chaos doesn't care at the end of the day

[solid horizon]

everybody is a loyalist until they hear the voice of Eliphas

he bears words good

[gleaming gale]

Word Bearers still look dogshit

Massive negative aura

[valid needle]

“Samus is all around you, Samus is here, Samus is inside you, Samus is coming”

[solid horizon]

Samus vs Vashtorr vs Malice

who will win

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/Mick19988/status/2039183806952005957?s=20

Mick (@Mick19988)

A yearly reminder that the Warhammer on the logo is not aligned properly so the last R is out of border. If you haven't noticed before now it will always be the first thing you see.
︀︀
︀︀No need to thanks me.
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FxTwitter · Apr 1, 2026, 3:31 AM

[celest dome]

Samus isn't aiming for the same sort of thing

And Malice doesn't matter

So Vashtorr I guess

[solid horizon]

idk it looks very aligned to me

[languid meadow]

I know you're being a boomer but that is also not aligned

[gleaming gale]

It is

[languid meadow]

oh my god how far does this go back

the warhammer™ has never been centered lol

[solid horizon]

the other logo I knew didnt give a fuck

[rocky gale]

I'm a zoomer

[celest dome]

It's to show that the settings is leaning to the right.

[solid horizon]

WARH and MMER are not the same length

[gleaming gale]

Same

[celest dome]

is 27 Zoomer ?

[gleaming gale]

Yes

Anything 1997-2012 is zoomer

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-dog-hug-dog-question-mark-dog-question-mark-gif-14144426802562365039

[languid meadow]

31 is zoomer

wait not

oops 2 years back

[valid needle]

You don’t know Samus?

[heady rivet]

Oh wait

I was

Thinking of

Okay no I got it now

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/metroid-nintendo-samus-aran-thumbs-up-gif-16861956

[heady rivet]

The far more famous Samus

[celest dome]

What's 1995 ?

[gleaming gale]

Mill*nnial

[celest dome]

Brother is one

[hallow saddle]

A
4

[solid horizon]

interesting

[rocky gale]

29 year old is the oldest zoomer

[sacred bluff]

https://x.com/IGN/status/2039236370351132914?s=20

IGN (@IGN)

Games Workshop has set Warhammer 40,000 fans on high alert after it published the first-ever official artwork of Daemon Perturabo, primarch of the Iron Warriors traitor legion. https://t.co/AsDb0F1tAU

X · Apr 1, 2026, 7:00 AM

even ign talking about it

[solid horizon]

I mean

[jade holly]

Another reason why the Votann are sick as Hell

[solid horizon]

he is the primarch of autists

they are sick as hell because nurgle puked on them

[raven stone]

I can imagine Imperial Fist fanboys crashing out hard over Perturabo's return

[gleaming gale]

Their reddit sub is already coping it's a sign Dorn returns

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/soldier-boy-aborddelimpala-the-boys-words-up-gif-26118496

[jade holly]

The Infinite Citadel is gonna make the Iron Cage look like a light summer’s day

[rocky gale]

Kill 7 billion Imperial Fists

[raven stone]

Only if the narrative has the Fists and their successors walk into a trap again

Because otherwise it's just a generic Imperial slaughterhouse

[languid meadow]

black templars are literally infinite

just throw them at it

[solid horizon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1488379887914848338/mhrz4b2.gif

[raven stone]

Monkey's Paw curls.

Black Templar crusade lands in a kill zone set up in advance yet again lol.

[languid meadow]

who cares they'll just summon the poopenshitten fleet from the fringes of the galaxy to replenish

[solid horizon]

they're blacking their templar

[heady rivet]

Israel just passed a law that opens the death penalty to Palestinians only, excluding Israelis, convicted of terrorism. Death by hanging within 90 days of sentencing

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

[mossy peak]

they should saturnine gambit the entirety of the black templars

[heady rivet]

Important to note many of the Palestinians they have in prison now are held without due process and many have been held since they were minors

[quiet orchid]

Is it normal for Terminator space marines to have a normal set of power armor that they can use outside of their terminator armor? Or once they reach the ranking/honor to acquire and use terminator armor they only stick to it?
(Lynxiee's Question)

[heady rivet]

Yeah, they have two suits of armor

And bring out the Termie for special occasions, since Terminator armor isnt just something you use willy-nilly

[mossy peak]

first government since nazi germany to mandate death penalty based on race

[quiet orchid]

really?

[quiet orchid]

ty bro

[heady rivet]

Ye

[quiet orchid]

So for example, Logann Grimmnar of the Space Wolfs also has a normal (and probably ornate) suit of armor but he instead chooses to only use the terminator one?
(Lynxiee Again)

[quiet orchid]

bro, wth

[unique bronze]

I thought switching between Termy armors and their normal ones was more like a 30k thing

[gleaming gale]

Deathwing also does it with termies and bladeguard

[heady rivet]

He's in his own special category because the Space Wolves dont give a fuck and have a metric ton of shit because they are Space Wolves. But most chapters dont bring out the Terminator armor for just anyone who can wear it because its kind of expensive and rare. There's a known armor decor an Astartes can wear if he has the right to wear Terminator armor, so they do mark power armor of people NOT in Terminator armor so they have other suits clearly

[unique bronze]

Are space marines with termies still considered First born as well

[vagrant fox]

Veterans can but don't always wear terminator armour

[heady rivet]

And they dont fight naked, so they have other armor

[vagrant fox]

Chaos it depends on how well supplied they are

[gleaming gale]

Generally most 1st company veterans across all chapters bear the Crux Terminatus which is the honour that allows them to wear terminator armour, not all use it

[vagrant fox]

Don't think so anymore but I haven't cared to check

[heady rivet]

Either from lack of supply or only opting to use it for the situations its necessary

[raven stone]

This is GW being all over the place but at latest lore, no, Termie armour is not Firstborn exclusive in 40k era. Presumably they somehow enlarged them for Primaris.

[heady rivet]

There are Primaris Terminators in canon

[gleaming gale]

Just how the new intercessors wear old armour marks in 11e

They just refit em

[heady rivet]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/bQa6rb1k/space-marine-terminators-are-back-and-ready-to-crash-the-tyranid-party/

[solid horizon]

Reminds me when I was little I didn't know chaos and warp would twist and reshape metal so I would think chaos had dedicated designers and artists to replace every single bit of gear with an evil one

[gleaming gale]

They kinda still do

DarkMech does it for a pastime lol

[solid horizon]

Yeah

[raven stone]

Mix of both pretty much

[solid horizon]

But like I thought it was the norm

I would think*

[celest dome]

Putting on spikes and stuff serve to worship 3 minor Chaos gods that are good to be kept in good graces

[quiet orchid]

I became Lynxiee's assistant, theres no way. Another question:

Would it make sense for that to also be applied to a chaos warband depending on their circumstance? I know they usually don't trust their brothers in case they get betrayed, killed and gear stolen but if they were big and prosperous enough (perhaps solely the leader) that they can leave their terminator armor in a safe place and use their normal power armor pattern

[fervent geode]

Those three game designer cameo gods lol

[celest dome]

indeed

[raven stone]

Only if warp mutation hasn't fused them to their armour in all honesty

[heady rivet]

Yeah assuming they arent fused in and have mad clout

[solid horizon]

Yeah I assume chaos dudes never remove their armor either because they are fused with it or because they are evil dirty

[raven stone]

Also some Legion respect structure better

Word Bearers or Iron Warriors, some trust is left so it is feasible

[heady rivet]

Its a very "might makes right" way in a lot of warbands though

[raven stone]

But you won't do that with Night Lords

[unique bronze]

They yoink it?

[heady rivet]

You could if you had enough fear or respect

[raven stone]

Basically: assuming a CSM is not fused to their armor, whether they can realistically leave a set of rare armor unused and have no warband member steal it...

...depends entirely on Warband origins and members

(@quiet orchid so if you direly need the answer, I need more context 😅 )

As well as internal dynamics

[solid horizon]

^

[heady rivet]

^

[gleaming gale]

Blood Ravens would get it, it is known

[solid horizon]

Just be the only Astartes in your warband lmao

[vagrant fox]

Malich moment

Single greatest chaos lord who ever was

[fervent geode]

Death Guard too smh

[vagrant fox]

nuh-uh

[fervent geode]

But idt they can uh

[vagrant fox]

They hotbox each others pa

[fervent geode]

Leave the armour

[raven stone]

Yea DG is structured, but cannot leave armour at this point

[fervent geode]

I somehow interpret this as them being freaky and I accept that as true

[raven stone]

Absolutely fused as fuck

[fervent geode]

Plague and shit

[quiet orchid]

@heady rivet Could, theoretically, the vampyres from Necromunda be taken away and made into space marines? Or are the Necromunda Vampyres the same type of Vampires who are creatures from the Warp, one of which that got killed by Hellbrecht

[storm jungle]

they are literally warp monsters

being a space marine would ironically nerf them

[raven stone]

@storm jungle eh?
https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Vampyre

According to this there are Necormundan humans that suck blood called Vampyres...

[storm jungle]

@raven stone eh?
https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Vampires

[unique bronze]

I thought the vampyres from munda were considered mutants

[celest dome]

Different kinds of Vampire no ?
But Vampires are hardly human anymore so probably no

[raven stone]

Click on my link, and the spelling is different -.-

[storm jungle]

Same shit

Garbage GW writing

[unique bronze]

Id like to think theyd rather purge them than be recruited into space marines lmao

[quiet orchid]

it was a Lynxiee's Question, she still sending me things to ask here

pls, stop this

😭

[storm jungle]

no

[storm jungle]

tell her shes a dummy

[languid meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/live/m3kR2KK8TEs?si=O7vfgzvsSjRHXTjF peak in 6 hours hell yeah

[quiet orchid]

PLS, IM BEGGING YOU

[storm jungle]

👎

[unique bronze]

Im surprised she isnt here herself asking it

[raven stone]

Wait I confused now, should we answer or no

[quiet orchid]

answer it

[languid meadow]

I love how munda vamps are just like WoD vamps but in space

[quiet orchid]

I just complaining about being her messanger dog

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/zhukov-gif-25031719

I HAVE ARRIVED TO CLARIFY

Vampires and Vampyres are two different things because this setting blows

[languid meadow]

truth nova

[celest dome]

tbf, we don't really know what the Munda Vampire are, they could also be from the warp

[storm jungle]

pretty sure they are just mutants until modern munda revamps them

[languid meadow]

They're just pyskers

it seems

[gleaming gale]

Munda if it was good would turn them into Khrave

[raven stone]

OK. So, here goes...

There are both human blood sucking mutants (Vampyres) and actual warp creatures (Vampires), as you correctly observed.

Vampyres are considered mutants and, as such, are unlikely to be recruited by loyalist Marines (not even Blood Angels and yes the hypocrisy is deliberate here)

Traitor Marines, OTOH, will not give a shit.

[heady rivet]

Vampyres are from the old Munda and havent been really fleshed out since the fuckin Clinton administration. Vampyres are a sort of Abhuman that was basically a Dracula in space, implication being abhumans and intentionally vague on warp powers or if the power of the Emperor can stop them. Shit was wacky, as was the style at the time!

That being said yeah with how OP they already were no real benefit to being made an Astartes anyway. Or even a quasi-Astartes

[storm jungle]

yeah like i said

i hate this thing of like

"lets take this thing and make it a space marine"

can you guys explode

[quiet orchid]

say that to lynxiee

[fervent geode]

Rattling Space Marine

[storm jungle]

Already did. Tell her shes a dummy.

[quiet orchid]

I already told her

[vagrant fox]

thirty more years of what if tau but space marine

[celest dome]

iirc it was more of a guess that people thought it was a strain of Abhuman

[storm jungle]

.

[heady rivet]

Vampyres dont need armor, are super resilient, have mind control powers, and are invisible to technology, why would being 8 feet tall make that better

[fervent geode]

Tau Space Marines vs Eldar Space Marines

[languid meadow]

CONSULT THE VAMPIRE GRAPH

[signal bramble]

Hey don’t blame the blood angels. It’s not their fault there are tons of people just walking around filled with free blood.

[heady rivet]

[quiet orchid]

Someday, pls, mute her

[storm jungle]

.

[quiet orchid]

she deserve it

[vagrant fox]

Eldar don't deserve this slander

[signal bramble]

Yes they do.

[storm jungle]

Nah they dont

[heady rivet]

I hate this goddamn franchise (I'm buying 2000 points of GSC)

[storm jungle]

stick to your own slop-pile

[languid meadow]

I forgot don't tau have those weird flesh homunculus that act as marines for training

[quiet orchid]

dont tell her about it..

[languid meadow]

it's been so long since i've heard about them

[storm jungle]

.

[signal bramble]

I do hope they’ll pay off the fact Eldar are present in Darktide lurking in the system at some point.

[storm jungle]

they arent present

can you morons let go of those stupid voicelines

💀

[vagrant fox]

never

[signal bramble]

Hey there’s no need for personal attacks. :/

[vagrant fox]

They suck really badly

[storm jungle]

mormon

[gleaming gale]

Morrows*

[storm jungle]

👎

[heady rivet]

I think they'll be an entirely offscreen element to the plot of Grendyl being a tech-heretic lole

No playable class or anything

[gleaming gale]

Average radical inquisitor

[signal bramble]

I hope they don’t become playable.

[storm jungle]

They are only mentioned in Brahms backstory, thats basically it

[vagrant fox]

Game will be deleted soon and it'll be replaced with a full Eldar focus game

[jade holly]

I’m just waiting for the GSC enemy faction reveal tbh

[gleaming gale]

Knifetide

[storm jungle]

🔇

[plush mason]

GW would never tolerate that

[jade holly]

isn’t Swagger probably maybe most likely a GSC?

[heady rivet]

They're shadowing the ship while the current Inquisition delegation is aboard (IE, recently)

[vagrant fox]

I'm buying out GW

[storm jungle]

no

why are you people like this

lmao

[vagrant fox]

First day in the office I delete primarchs

[storm jungle]

we dont know that

[jade holly]

Hey I haven’t been keeping up with the lore, my excuse is I’m literally in the dark

[storm jungle]

its just said never hinted at again

[celest dome]

Aren't they also mentioned by Rannick or Morrow ? About Eldar ships being close by
And possibly Sephoni with the Psykanium whispers

[jade holly]

[heady rivet]

If you paid ANY attention at all you'd know he was a Warlord Titan

[storm jungle]

dont make guesses you dont know dummy

[storm jungle]

Who knows

[vagrant fox]

Swagger just has blackface, it's weird, but it's not being a gsc

[signal bramble]

There’s banter in the mission area saying they’ve been detected in the system?

[heady rivet]

Ragebaiting

[jade holly]

How else am I gonna catch fish if I don’t set bait?

[storm jungle]

thats unknown aliens, not edlar lol

[storm jungle]

.

[storm jungle]

.

[gleaming gale]

Swagger is a digganob and his green paint dried up black

[languid meadow]

I think at MOST the eldar will be like.... ragebaiting on comms

[jade holly]

What is the likelihood of new factions outside of the ones we have right now?

To fight

[heady rivet]

Hadron and Rannick have lines where Hadron straight up says the Eldar shadowing could win a fight against the Mourningstar

[vagrant fox]

Straight up had a dream that digganobs became an official enemy in Darktides expeditions last night and it was widely panned and no one liked it

[languid meadow]

VT2 has 3 factions I think we might get a third one day but not sooooon

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/prince-of-egypt-hebrew-nonsense-pharaoh-seti-gif-12104876721921272877

[storm jungle]

quiet down yahu

[heady rivet]

Were we so lucky...

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/prince-of-egypt-hebrew-nonsense-pharaoh-seti-gif-12104876721921272877

[storm jungle]

quiet down yahu

[heady rivet]

Actually Dilara did you see their new law

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/net-epstein-gif-7773007491111019523

[vagrant fox]

that's a good movie

[storm jungle]

yeah I did

nazis being nazis

what else is new right

💀

[timid pasture]

Whos even swagger?

[languid meadow]

LMFAO I DIDN'T SEE THE REST OF THE GIF

[timid pasture]

Lmfao

[timid pasture]

That made me laugh sm

[signal bramble]

I’m not sure but the game needs new enemies and maps desperately.

[languid meadow]

I think before we add new enemies by themselves we need new REAL missions

our last was dark communion like

...

2 years ago?

[signal bramble]

The only mention of another enemy that I can remember is some clip of brunt stomping a genestealer to death.

[storm jungle]

"another enemy"

i swear to god

they could say a voiceline with custodes and this playerbase would go

"OMG CUSTODES CLASS"

💀

[storm jungle]

Yea

[vagrant fox]

damn custodes class leaked from playtester

[celest dome]

All GSC references have been out of Atoma

[signal bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-rude-thief-of-joy-michael-scott-kill-joy-gif-4945781

[storm jungle]

basically

we only had confirmation with No Mans Land now lol

[vagrant fox]

I haven't seen no fun robot in decades

[heady rivet]

The Office reaction gif? Shut the hell up crackkka

[jade holly]

Fuck it, give me a single player game of this guy that’s a Boltgun style game

[languid meadow]

the leaked class is clearly a necron bro

whatevaaaaa

[signal bramble]

Would

[celest dome]

Which can be taken as implication of stolen Inquisition papers (if we go from asset arts)

[languid meadow]

I've dropped my copium in the fact that the 2nd hive means anything (it doesn't)

[jade holly]

But GSC is indeed at least present on Atoma, just maybe keeping a low profile for now?

[storm jungle]

we had no confirmation until that file

[heady rivet]

"Using intel gained from our own documents we took back we now know (again) the enemy has a stronghold in the wastes"

[storm jungle]

everything else was moronic theory-throwing

[jade holly]

I’ve heard enough, when’s the Perturabo raid boss mission

[neon jacinth]

According to my calculations

[languid meadow]

dork

[signal bramble]

I didn’t expect the iron warriors to get so much love all of a sudden.

[unique bronze]

whos that

[jade holly]

I’m loving it

[gleaming gale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1488379887914848338/mhrz4b2.gif

[languid meadow]

they've been being built up for a while then got super charged with vashtorr stuff

[neon jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-if-you-love-scream-love-lithuania-scream-if-you-love-lithuania-lithuania-lietuva-gif-700494082900310741

[jade holly]

Buri Aegnirssen

[signal bramble]

I am glad we finally got the appearance Perty’s daemon form to. That’s something I’ve always wondered about.

[celest dome]

The stolen documents weren't in the stack with the papers with Inquisitorial papers

The GSC one, was

[jade holly]

Same

@unique bronze Buri is the last survivor of his league that was wiped out by Tyranids

he’s basically the Votann Doomslayer and instead of demons he hunts Tyranids

[storm jungle]

He also got eaten by a Nid

[heady rivet]

Whatever you say bro just go buy a Killteam

[storm jungle]

and then stammed himself out lol

[jade holly]

But he got better

[storm jungle]

Boring april 1st persona

[vagrant fox]

is that why he has egg in his name

[storm jungle]

go back to Munda

[unique bronze]

Oh, he's Votann?

[storm jungle]

Lmao

[signal bramble]

Yeah.

[storm jungle]

what di dyou think he was

[heady rivet]

I'm using this as justification for every act I ever commit in the future to shill Necromunda btw

[unique bronze]

I mean I only see his back from that art he sent lmao

[storm jungle]

• 10 Points

[heady rivet]

It was this or Black Templar pfp

[storm jungle]

id take the other one

dont lmao

[jade holly]

Apparently I was wrong

[heady rivet]

[jade holly]

Buri didn’t get eaten once

[steady kestrel]

what?

[jade holly]

It was twice

[storm jungle]

Guy's a total dipshit, does NOTHING but talk about marines

[languid meadow]

ouhhhhhhhhhhhh

shit

https://tenor.com/view/invulnerable-gif-22484955

NOW

[storm jungle]

PEAK

[fervent geode]

Why is he doing my job

[summer mural]

SO GOATED

[storm jungle]

PEAK EPISODE

[valid needle]

Based whoever it is

[fervent geode]

I push KT

[summer mural]

THIS SEASON OF INVINCIBLE IS KILLING ME ITS SO GOOODD

[celest dome]

@heady rivet It give them plausible deniability

[fervent geode]

Wait it’s April 1st

[storm jungle]

Fun fact

the human guts is 10m long unfurled

[heady rivet]

No I do

[storm jungle]

😃

[summer mural]

BRO

[valid needle]

SPACE MARINES ARE PEAK

[fervent geode]

I guess I’ll have to push AOS now

[summer mural]

HE WAS SCOOPING

[storm jungle]

BRO WAS DESPERATE

[steady kestrel]

why did you ping me?

[neon jacinth]

BILLY MAYS HERE WITH CAPS LOCK

[jade holly]

Any other really cool Votann characters like Buri?

[heady rivet]

We saw what you tried to say in General

[forest orbit]

Go back to your hole genchatter

[jade holly]

Or are the rest your usual factions leaders and characters

[steady kestrel]

???

[storm jungle]

those arent in Invincible

[storm jungle]

You can go back to gen chat and complete your riddler arc 🫡

[steady kestrel]

tf are you talking about

[signal bramble]

Isn’t there some big rumor about AoS getting the setting blown up to? I’ve been seeing it everywhere.

[storm jungle]

this says a lot about society

[storm jungle]

its fake lol

[jade holly]

Why would that happen?

[storm jungle]

idk what kind of moron would buy it

[vagrant fox]

coward

[heady rivet]

Honeypot to catch a leaker

[storm jungle]

^

bro got caught in like 1 day

[celest dome]

It's very unlikely, as it would end up conflicting with Old World

[storm jungle]

he deleted all his forum posts

[signal bramble]

I don’t really care about AoS one way or the other. But seeing it everywhere was wild

[fervent geode]

That was lie made to catch a leaker thankfully

It’s sigma

[celest dome]

Was that confirmed ?

[storm jungle]

yes

the guy literalyl ran and said goodbye

LMAO

[fervent geode]

Sloven Knights very cool

[celest dome]

That it was indeed a honey pot ?
Nice

[fervent geode]

Yes

He got smoked

[storm jungle]

it was like a message you'd leave before the FBI busted your house

[heady rivet]

Too late I have casus belli to unleash total Necromunda pushing

[steady kestrel]

you gonna say what you wanted to say or not?

[storm jungle]

Herothu can you go back to genchat

[jade holly]

Any good Votann books?

[steady kestrel]

i was pinged here and asked if i had something to say?

[fervent geode]

I mean High Kahl’s Oath

[storm jungle]

now you must go and complete your riddler arc

[jade holly]

[fervent geode]

It autocorrected to I’m gonna kill you

Mb

It’s not good

[steady kestrel]

how do i contact mod mail?

[fervent geode]

But it’s the only Votann Book

[signal bramble]

It’s in the server rules I think.

[storm jungle]

^

[steady kestrel]

ah sweet

[storm jungle]

you can report us there

[steady kestrel]

thanks

i will dw

[storm jungle]

yeah have fun

[steady kestrel]

trying to bait arguments for no reason when i have no idea what youre talking about

[storm jungle]

FYI if you are gonna use this of all things to report its gonna go ignored

[steady kestrel]

pathetic

[storm jungle]

anyway yeah it should be in the server rules

[celest dome]

What the fuck is happening

[jade holly]

Suuuuuure

[fervent geode]

Believe me

[storm jungle]

he got pinged and got aggravated and is now using modmail to report someone for "baiting"

[fervent geode]

I’m a good boy Mortarion said

[steady kestrel]

i didnt get aggravated at all

i was asking why i was pinged

[storm jungle]

you are literally calling people "pathetic"

[raven stone]

https://tenor.com/view/troy-community-room-fire-pizza-gif-5612111

[steady kestrel]

then you dipshits started getting pissy for no reason

[storm jungle]

im pretty sure you were

[jade holly]

Can I get any IW books in physical copies?

Or is it all e books?

[fervent geode]

I’ll still take the pizza

[fervent geode]

You can

[fervent geode]

But Grimm you’ll be paying scalper rates rn

[jade holly]

Damn

[jade holly]

A small price to pay for decaying tree plastered upon my shelf

[fervent geode]

That was my mind with Liber Nurgle

lol

[jade holly]

I really need to clean out my room though

Make space for books

Army displays

got a lotta crap to clear out

Make room to paint and dry

[fervent geode]

I don’t have to, and if I did I wouldn’t because it’s on theme

[jade holly]

C4SH is so much fun so far in BL4

[fervent geode]

Wait why didn’t I go April fools here

[steady kestrel]

taken completely out of context

im so surprised

[heady rivet]

I tried but I forgot this is a no fun allowed chat

But I have lost a battle and won the war

[forest orbit]

Its not though

[summer mural]

borderlands 4 is in third person?

[forest orbit]

you say you arent mad

[jade holly]

Nurgle’s cleanest soldier

[forest orbit]

then act mad

idk why you are keeping this going

[fervent geode]

I hate non marines

[storm jungle]

Its not but okay.

[jade holly]

C4SH’s Cross Fire action skill (the two guns I’m using) make him go 3rd person

[fervent geode]

Munda validation

[summer mural]

ah i see

I lost touch with borderlands, didnt play 3 either

[fervent geode]

I’m for the Age of Astartes Unfettered rn

[steady kestrel]

because you 3 clearly have a problem with me and i have no idea who any of you are apart from the mod that bends the rules to her liking

[storm jungle]

Im still confused as to wahts even happening

[fervent geode]

Sloven Knights go eat my ass

[steady kestrel]

have no idea wtf this is even about

[jade holly]

4 is fun so far, but still is lacking in some good end game

[forest orbit]

We really dont, the world doesnt revolve around you.

[summer mural]

itl get updated im sure, its still new right

[fervent geode]

Yeah

[steady kestrel]

so you pinged me out of nowhere when i've never even typed in this chat before?

sure bro

[summer mural]

although it didnt seem to arrive with all the hype 3 did

[forest orbit]

Yeah because you are acting weird

[jade holly]

Fuck it, for April Fools day why not change my name

[steady kestrel]

when?

[fervent geode]

The marketing campaign seemed kinda dead

At least never reached me

[forest orbit]

Since you came in here randomly and are just chasing ghosts?

[steady kestrel]

no

i came here because i was pinged

[forest orbit]

yes

[steady kestrel]

and asked "what do you have to say about this"

[jade holly]

Maybe

[storm jungle]

@steady kestrel @forest orbit Both of you knock it off

and you go and file your report already

stop arguing with users

[steady kestrel]

LMAO

[forest orbit]

🫡

[steady kestrel]

your lil buddies are the one who instigated it

whatever.

[storm jungle]

they arent my "buddies"

seriously

[forest orbit]

[summer mural]

how dare you, i thought I was your buddy 😭

[steady kestrel]

sure pal

[storm jungle]

okay pal

[forest orbit]

Bro is this guy still going

[heady rivet]

Its more of a goon-like role this chat takes on

[rancid cove]

The fuck is happening

[heady rivet]

Henchman, even

[fervent geode]

Consul Opsequiari intervention

[forest orbit]

Guy came in because someone ghost pinged him and has been whining for like 10m

[weak sphinx]

Whats goin on in here?

[fervent geode]

Or something

[jade holly]

Damn

[fervent geode]

Cthonia’s Reckoning

[celest dome]

I'd sell all of you for Salsa and chips

[rancid cove]

[steady kestrel]

keep going lad

[sacred ginkgo]

Idk its entertaining though

[forest orbit]

you're doing the same laddie

[steady kestrel]

weren't you told to stop?

[fervent geode]

I would too boss

[celest dome]

Actually, just the Salsa would be enough, I probably have chips somewhere

[forest orbit]

werent you...?

[jade holly]

So, any IW books recommendations I should keep an eye out for?

[fervent geode]

I don’t have chips though so that part stays

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/did-everyone-try-the-chicken-i-thought-the-chicken-was-lovely-food-yum-yummy-gif-5069251

[raven stone]

munches popcorn

[steady kestrel]

absolute zinger

wow

[forest orbit]

I mean you said the same thing

[sacred ginkgo]

Get em

[fervent geode]

Storm of Iron, Ventris Books with Honsou like Dead Sky Black Sun, Angel Exterminatus, Slaves to Darkness

[sacred ginkgo]

Cmon

[fervent geode]

There’s more

[sacred ginkgo]

You got this

[forest orbit]

Im absolutely being demolished

someone help uh please

[jade holly]

I heard Storm of Iron’s good

[forest orbit]

[jade holly]

But I doubt any of these will be easy to find

[fervent geode]

It’s peak I tell ya

[fervent geode]

They shouldn’t be that hard

But still scalper rates

Slaves to Darkness is still in print even

Also Perty has a decent Primarch book

[signal bramble]

I’m sure they’ll get a book or two with all their new stuff coming out eventually as well.

[fervent geode]

Probably maybe

Give me more Maggotkin books first though James

[scenic dagger]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/z9key2tp/lore-where-has-commissar-yarrick-been-lately/ wait...wasn't yarrick supposedly killed by Angron, and the Orks basically tried to "avenge" their "best bud"? Turns out it was Ghazghkull that killed him?

[fervent geode]

That was all lies

[rancid cove]

No

[fervent geode]

He was never killed by Angron

[rancid cove]

Yarrick never died

[raven stone]

Those are the lies of memes

[jade holly]

In lore propaganda

[raven stone]

Only what GW posts is true canon

[fervent geode]

Ghaz wasn’t trying to avenge jacksquat

[heady rivet]

Yeah that literally never happenes it was purely memes

[scenic dagger]

ah i see, I legit don't know lmao

[heady rivet]

Its fine lole

[scenic dagger]

cool

[heady rivet]

Memelore is cancerous

[scenic dagger]

wait so what exactly was written at first when GW posted about Yarrick's death?

[heady rivet]

Yarrick was reported KIA because Ghaz fucked him UP

[heady rivet]

In-universe propaganda poster

[fervent geode]

Wdym Tyberos is like bigger than the Perturabo art

[scenic dagger]

I know there was a post with yarrick's "skull" or sth

on WH+

[hallow plover]

Propaganda in a codex I think

[fervent geode]

It was just a propaganda poster on a codex and WarCom

[raven stone]

"He died in service." In an in universe propaganda poster

[heady rivet]

No, just a skull with a bionic eye (incredibly common) that people took as Yarrick based on nothing

[scenic dagger]

I mean, it was officially posted by GW on WH+, no? Just curious what the propaganda was xD

I forgot

[raven stone]

Now to be fair that photo went along with said propaganda poster

[scenic dagger]

it was a long while ago

[fervent geode]

Just a memorandum saying Yarrick is dead

An in universe one

[scenic dagger]

nothing else? Just "dead"?

righty then

[vagrant fox]

It's a pure propaganda piece

[fervent geode]

Ye lol

[heady rivet]

Yarrick just got so fucked up they didnt even wait to see if he could be fixed they just pivoted to "Use this as a martyr"

[vagrant fox]

Yeah and now they have a risen again saint, win-win

[scenic dagger]

did Angron invade Armagadon at all tho lol?

I assume he didn't

[raven stone]

Nah the GW article clarified it as "nobody reported the Space Wolves took Yarrick to heal"

not resurrect - heal

[vagrant fox]

He did in the first war for armageddon

I guess as well in the Season of Blood

[scenic dagger]

which one was that, Helsreach or some other?

i'm not too familiar with the wars of armageddon

[raven stone]

First Armageddon War was before Yarrick's time

[storm jungle]

^

[heady rivet]

1sr war: Daemons. Covered up, doesnt officially exist

2nd war: Known as first war in-universe to most, Ork first invasion

3rd war: Known as second to most in-universe, Orks return, Daemons return <- You are here

[storm jungle]

1st War: World Eaters + Shitgron
2nd War: Orks
3rd War: Orks

[vagrant fox]

Yarrick was 2nd and 3rd, with the orks

[storm jungle]

yeah this

[hallow plover]

"There's only one war that matters or something" -Morrow, approximately

[vagrant fox]

First war happened in 444 M41, 2nd in 941 M41, third in 998 M41

Big time gap between 1st and second

[summer mural]

my timeline is simpler

[vagrant fox]

Either way Armageddon is a ruined hellhole and fighting for it still is based

[summer mural]

armageddon= war

[storm jungle]

I love how even IN THE TRAILER

the blood angel says its a worthless planet

lmao

[summer mural]

that lil patch of forest in armageddon is cool though

[heady rivet]

Sunk cost fallacy